We are Back! Unfortunately Sarah Has Internet Again... - v6rhd71
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5 hours and 5 minutes
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144.84341
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501
Summary
The Whippoorwill is an American rock and roll band from the late 1800's and early 1900's. They are known for their original songs and original sound, and they are one of the most original American bands of all time.
Transcript
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Want a little more right, and a little less left
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A little more right now, a little less what's next
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I changed my course, but my definition of change
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I'm gonna sit around here, stay away from there
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Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke
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It's a Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out kind of song
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You don't have a friend when you don't have a nickel
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David Lee Murphy and I initially wrote it on a couple of acoustic guitars
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And then we took it into rehearsal and turned it into this musical opus
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Well, I've been ringed on road hard and put up wet
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Thought that I'd hit bottom but I ain't there yet
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I watched all of them dreams slip through my hands
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Well, I've been ringed on road hard and put up wet
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I've been locked down, drugged out and left for dead
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Well, I've been ringed on road hard and put up wet
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I've been knocked down, drugged out and left for dead
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Because now I'm going to be calling headquarters
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there you go gravity is a fickle bitch i mean it is yeah you know like you have to
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see that one coming again it's like their their self-preservation is non-existent so
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you have to expect these things are going to happen and again
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right that's i don't i don't i don't really understand the lack of common sense there but
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sure it's like i said when you don't have their brains their brains are not developed but
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ours are because of years and years and years of inbreeding right this is true just like the
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the that population of people in the carolinas right yeah no it's very fair argument that's for
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sure i mean you can't call them retarded because they're not retarded well no they're retarded
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they're worse than retarded well okay all right if you're gonna go there then i'll agree sure
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yeah they're worse because yeah yeah speaking of retarded i know we've all seen it but i want to
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it's totally crashing look look the seals are hitting me look oh my god
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there you go small misconception with that video though i've seen a lot of people saying
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that the ship was driven by mexicans that's not true as you can clearly see it was driven by mexicans
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obviously okay if it was mexicans that wouldn't have happened
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yeah i don't know anything but i don't know the story surrounding any of that but um
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it just all is what the fuck and trent mentioning had had people up in those rafters that that would
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could you imagine that though being up on the masks and fucking well they were all like strapped in like
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they were doing some type of like performance and then the performance was they slammed into the
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bridge like i don't what the fuck yeah i guess like i said it was a bunch of mexicans not mexicans
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that's all what do you expect but was that like their version of 9 11 or something like
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yeah crashing into the brooklyn bridge i don't know i'm just i don't know there was not a lot of sense
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in that so no no i mean i i yeah i don't know i never even actually really looked too much into
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that i just like watching the video really it's kind of funny to watch yeah i always enjoy people
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getting hurt yeah and i noticed brooker t had made a post saying something about how it's like the
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fourth boat or something like that that he's been on that's been in the news so uh note to self
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don't go on a boat with brook no if you get a boat don't call brook
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okay don't don't have him on your boat duly noted yeah because it'll be in the news
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it's all brooker t's fault get that hashtag going yeah yeah
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yeah harbor pilot not on board i don't know i i heard that it lost power or something i i'm not
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a hundred percent on that but yeah seems to be a running theme when these
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boats hit bridges that they ran out of power for some reason just a second here oh boy now what
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i think they're getting busted next door oh it crashed because i touched myself at night all right
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i mean really if immigrants crashed every time i touched myself i would touch myself all the time
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yeah why not all right we could do that uh skew says reminds me of the panama canal the
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ship that drew a dick before plugging the canal yeah there you go
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oh that's good times all right i'm gonna play a little break here i did did i grab that
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i did grab that perfect all right gonna take a small break since
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fucking oh you're back there was just something happening next door why we got what you got i i don't know there was
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sirens and then cars so nice yeah it's a regular
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well i'm gonna do a so i got chris burke's zone here oh yeah yeah i figured might as well i'll do
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that and then that way i can grab a drink maybe hit the bathroom yeah i would love to
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maybe maybe maybe we should we let freestone in uh sure i would love to see chris um and no no gunshots
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today no gunshots today but i will tell you really fun story before we take a break yeah last saturday no
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two saturdays ago uh the new town that i live in so fun um yeah police shootout with uh people
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who thought they were playing a video game with handguns yeah in the middle of the day middle of
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the town driving around town and then like standing behind the doors of their cars and stuff really
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fun yeah you know who i blame um rockstar games oh i was gonna blame the rcmp but no i'm i'm totally
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putting the blame on rockstar games because they were supposed to have already had gta 6 out by
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now but it's been delayed some more so this is people that are just impatient right and have
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decided yeah they've decided to take it upon themselves to play gta so there you go all
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right we're gonna toss on uh chris burke's song here and then we'll be right back we'll be back
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from the fields of old ontario where the wheat grows tall and green to the maritimes wild harbors
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where the tides roll fierce and clean we were sons of a young nation with a flag of red and white
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the ensign flew above us through the day and through the night all the red ensign waves or the brave and
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the free for the boys who marched to flanders and the shores of normandy with our hearts full of fire
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and our eyes on the sky for the land we'd love we'd fight and for her we'd die
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in the mud of passion dale where the poppies bled and swayed we'd carve our name in courage though the
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cost was dearly paid with the ensign on our shoulders through the shell and bitter rain
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we held the line for freedom though we'd never be the same oh the red ensign waves or the brave and the
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free for the boys who marched to flanders and the shores of normandy with our hearts full of fire in our
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eyes on the sky for the land we love we'd fight and for her we'd die when the call came 39 we rose again to
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stand from dieppe to juno's beaches we brought iron to the sand that old flag was our beacon through
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the smoke and cannon's roar for the homes we left behind us and the peace we'd fight to restore and
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the ensign still flies in the hearts that remain of the men who bore her colors through the fire and the
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pain though the years may fade her scarlet and the world may change her song in our soul she's ever waving
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and her spirit carries on oh the red ensign waves or the brave and the free for the boys who march to
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flanders and the shores of normandy with our hearts full of fire and our eyes on the sky for the land we
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love we fight and for her we die now the prairies hum with silence and the shipyards hammer still but the
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stories of the stories of our fathers echo loud on every hill raise a glass to those who carried that
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crowd flag through the strife for the red ensign sons who gave us this canadian life oh the red ensign waves
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or the brave and free for the boys who marched to flanders and the shores of normandy with our hearts full of
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fire and our eyes on the fire and our eyes on the sky for the land we love we fight and for her we die
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so we'll sing of the ensign till the stars no longer gleam for the boys who built our country and the flag that was their dream
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oh why are you what the fuck apparently switch sides but whatever switch it
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i don't know what are you doing don't touch things if you're the dei hunter i'm allowed to touch things
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no that's not what i wanted there we go there we go we fixed it we fixed it you're fine no no it's not
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over just roll a joint as you said down here there you go i'm gonna roll a joint too where's chris is he
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coming i don't know i sent him a link and then i i called him and no answer so i don't know
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apparently he's too cool for us maybe what the where did he go is he live i don't think so
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if he was live he would answer the phone oh yeah that's true he always he always answers when i call
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yeah right for some reason i always before i check at these lives so this cat is worse than you
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if you can believe that huh you mean it just it just asks for love where it's not getting it is that
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why are you looking at me like that go away because she loves you that's why no she does not
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she does oh there he is there he is he's right there he was going on he was having a nap no i was
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eating uh peanut butter and raisin toast it's kind of hard to talk with peanut butter mouth man
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oh that's such a fucking terrible thing right there oh no i have to smoke a huge joint
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the fucking horror it's going to be horrible unbelievable fine fuck you why you gotta be
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no yeah oh it will not be nice that is not what i do all right
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oh chris i can hear that yeah you're humming that hum chris is it back again
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foxes yeah it's back deal with that otherwise i'm booting you oh yeah
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something mean to chris it's gone so it's not the mic it's right at the mic
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yeah it's going good no all right all right there we go no he's good he's good don't touch it he's
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yeah just don't touch it all right oh it's back jesus uh it's probably just gonna come and go but
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it is what it is no it's gonna get fonzarelli here we'll teach that
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so i see uh i see we lost harrison and faulkner oh yeah i saw that to the jews
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yeah yeah derek's that's derek was talking about that last night yeah yeah i didn't know i thought
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that that guy had promised man like he was yeah well it turns out turns out i think he's married to
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one yeah not fake he is not fake he is yeah whatever whatever but yeah so now he's uh now he's over there
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and reporting on you know things that he's yeah reporting the stuff he's told to i guess
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not stupid yeah well it happens to the best of them apparently everybody's got the price
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did not see that coming but yeah apparently now uh saw a couple of reports that he's done yeah
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he's uh he's definitely in their pocket that's for sure yeah so there's like a neocon right like uh
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like shapiro and matt walsh and all those guys he's 90 right but then the jew shit right yeah yeah
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exactly right that's what it comes down to but just enough they tell you just enough to keep you
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interested and keep watching but they're controlled off right or yeah well it's kind of like all those
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file releases right they did just enough to make you think they're transparent but not enough to
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actually give you any real information yeah that sucks man because uh every time you find somebody
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like i like this fucking guy man right on and then you find ah shit you know yeah this is why we can't
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have nice things yeah yeah what the fuck yeah i was not on my bingo card either but it is it is what it is
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and i'm sure he's probably done that already probably just didn't get that right out of the way yeah
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yeah yeah yeah he's he's pressed every button that's that's what chris is known for pressing
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mine i can tell you that what me i'm just kidding yeah you i'm kidding i'm joking i'm joking i love you
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is it still fucking i can keep fucking with wire i mean it it comes in and out right
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just fucking refund the car you know i thought chris it's not as annoying as john so you're good you
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fucking listen here okay i will not take shit from the dei hire you will and i'm not a dei
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hire i'm a surveillance throne i can't be everything i can't be a surveillance throne and a dei hire you
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gotta pick what you want me to be okay gonna be your worst fucking nightmare in a minute well i mean yeah
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okay okay well if there's a government psyop then you're a check then that'd be a dei
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dei hire yeah it is yeah you can be both things nobody said you had to be one or the other
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that's all the government hires is dei exactly you're a fucking dei look at carney's cabinet
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oh don't fall amazing it's 50 50 it's gonna be great you know you're doing great kid oh don't
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fall when is transportation minister you know she well i've seen a lot of people shitting on her
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you know and transportation minister but i think probably the most qualified out of all of them
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due to that speeding ticket she got that's her who's who freeland's transportation minister yeah yeah
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she shouldn't be minister of anything man well obviously but
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that's math yeah minister of math well they all look like they're tweaking like 99 of the time
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like she looks like a math raccoon when she's out there doing stuff
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i'm gonna hip no titties oh jesus tom's here shut her down what the
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shit okay are you just are you on break tom or are you like home
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no maybe maybe if you want a link we'll we'll maybe give you one you never know
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it could be a possibility well it is technically
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it's not just a day but this is your anniversary stream you know yeah
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we're doing an anniversary stream this isn't it we're we're into the free-for-all
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now so you guys what you're gonna do a fancy anniversary stream well we could it just means
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i'll go i'll go through some old clips maybe and we'll see maybe i'll probably just do it the lazy
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way and make stream yard do it for me because i i did notice somewhere that there is an option
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where you can like make stream yard just pick out like a a short something like that and and
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actually yeah scotian lady you are correct here actually 100 you are correct all titties are hypno
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titties hypno titties yeah we have an idea for the um the stream the
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nursery anniversary stream oh that's a son of a bitch oh uh
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i'm sitting in the parking if i had a toothache whatever i had that you think i'd just chew on
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aspirin right on that that's what i was gonna say chew on it on a chewable aspirin in your mouth
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not to be an asshole i can't do that because i'm anaphylactic to asa but that and also oil of oregano
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on the spot so oh god you need to get some oil of oregano in your mouth because you need to get
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your lymphatic system moving so if you're in shoppers drug mart get into shoppers drug mart and
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get yourself some of the oil of oregano that has the black um the black seed oil in it they have that
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shoppers yeah yeah shoppers it's usually on the top shelf where all of the um like uh oils and vitamins
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and stuff are on the top shelf or the bottom shelf it's in a i have actually i have one i'll show you
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what it looks like because that's what you need yeah he sees it and he knows that i just had an
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infection in my mouth and i got rid of it with fat it's very easy to do without antibiotics give me
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a second i gotta go grab it for time it's hard to think straight when you're fucking in the pain
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no pain sucks because it's connected to so many parts of your body oh yeah tooth pain sucks i
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fuck i hate tooth pain definitely one of the ones that uh i'm a bit of a baby on no question there
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fine it is what it is uh well actually uh maybe some salt too i believe i've heard uh
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you gargle a little salt water and stuff too that kind of helps with the
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if there's any around there or something maybe oh yeah well i mean there's there's gonna be a lot of
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it yeah more than likely inflation is that bad that's uh various types ring around it and close the door
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boom at the other house i'm sorry oh my god um but that's what you need uh it's uh in a little black
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bottle uh and that's what is the what's it called yeah i do the same thing there homeschool it's the
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extra strength oil of oregano and it has the black seed oil in it and that is what is needed for it to
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absorb properly and if you put that down your throat what it's doing is it's taking the infection out of
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your lymphatic system like it's running it through it so tom try and pick up some oil of oregano with
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the black seed oil i'm telling you bro expensive no it's like 24 and all you need is like drops of
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it like you need a couple of drops at a time just don't let it touch your your lips or anything because
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it's it burns because it's really it's really potent you want it right to the right to the problem like
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yeah it comes in a dropper and i just open my mouth like this and i usually take a little bit
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of coconut oil or olive oil first and put it in my mouth and then i put the oil of oregano in and
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then i swallow it but it it goes through your bloodstream and it and that's where the infection
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is right that's why it hurts so much is because it's in your bloodstream so what that does it'll attack
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the infection in your bloodstream and make it move through your lymphatic system faster i should get
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some of that yeah i always have some but like i said my bottles are at his house right now so
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because i just used them because i had i broke a tooth and and that's exactly what i was using
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because it really hurt home school's got all kinds of uh remedies over here yeah right i'm sure he does
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yeah everybody say hi it's gary i'm i'm using some on my kitties right now they're not happy with me
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though what your remedies yeah well uh they got like ear mites or something stupid
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so i saw that uh olive oil olive oil right yeah baby oil oil in there yeah they don't like it
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they don't like they're not gonna like it you just put it in and just rub their ears and
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hey if i'm down there man you just rub it right in there just yeah well i don't i don't they don't
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even give me the chance yeah like as soon as i get it in there they are fucking gone
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like xena i'm pretty sure wants to open me up yeah all right she's like she's super mad at me
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giant tiger has a a thing of burt's bees uh ear cleaner for cats it's like five or six bucks
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and it's less annoying to them than olive oil probably get in there yeah try that yeah they're pretty
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sensitive so yeah oh that's what i wanted to look at
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i'm just seeing what's going on with that donkers beat his yeah i did see that yeah that was good news
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but again punishment the process and all that most all you should have gone through all that
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yeah uh let me see dacy's got it here chris barber back on the stand following the
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uh we're not looking at text messages because i know that what do they want they want two years
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and to destroy his truck last i heard they wanted to auction it now i hear it's they want to actually
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fucking like destroy it what the fuck is wrong with these people man i mean a lot they shouldn't
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really we can't i don't know how we we are letting these politicians and judges get away with this
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shit all of them why why aren't we the people holding them accountable man for their crimes they're
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just petty little fucking tyrants i got distracted and i'm fucking lost it damn it there it is we're back
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i find it exactly because i know uh chris is basically arguing that he was he was working in
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good faith on advice from police and lawyers and stuff so i shouldn't uh he should be able to appeal it or
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and he's not wrong either though right like he was they did work on all of the advice on
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police and lawyers together with everybody there you know they weren't there to fucking uh
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wreak havoc and go you know fucking full-on mad max shift he's just
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there was always lanes open from what i saw yeah yeah so it's chris barber's legal team is asking
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a court to halt sentencing uh arguing that he acted in good faith during the freedom convoy and
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relied on guidance from police lawyers and even a judge uh crown wants him jailed for two years and
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to destroy his truck big red uh a ruling on the state proceedings application could come
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as early as may 23rd that crown should be laughed right the fuck out of the courtroom should be
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so that's shouldn't even be a crown of a fucking prosecutor fuck off yeah right but that's what
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they're in court arguing today so we'll see how that one goes but i mean they're not wrong though like
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it was it was all based on advice from police and lawyers and and yes there was even a judge involved
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so i don't really see like that's the that's the part that i kind of laugh at when it comes time to
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like sentence them or or any of that it's they've worked with police they worked with yeah
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authorities you saw them i saw them live working with the cops talking about coordinating you know
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moving cars and trucks and shit out of the way whatever right yeah and are we going after the
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palestinians like this right like we got all the like are we destroying their vehicles are we
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you know why aren't we freezing their bank accounts why aren't they you know i mean we know why but i want
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to i want to know um this crown prosecutor these judges and these crown prosecutors i want to know their
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uh their history and they have to have it it should be on record right yeah we should be able to have
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access to it i want to know their their um their court history because i guarantee it they let
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fucking rapists and pedophiles and fucking murderers out on the streets and shit damn right but they want
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someone for protesting something to go away for two years like what people are getting caught with uh i know
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personally personally somebody that caught with fucking a cd in their computer didn't do a
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fucking lick of jail time man scotian lady says they want 40 years for bowder damn that's that's insane
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that's what that's just insane that's like a little spoiled little child yeah a seven-year-old crown prosecutor
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i did see i did see also speaking speaking of court and charges and such uh the crown has dropped
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their appeal uh for uh tony olnick and chris carver for their not guilty finding on the conspiracy to
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commit murder charge so that's good news yeah yeah they will no longer be appealing it
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which they shouldn't have been able to in the first place but you know it is what it is
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i like the psychological assessment annual yeah i was just i was just going to that right there that
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is actually really good who's gonna be this like the psych right who's gonna be this psychologist or
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psychiatrist or whatever right that's also a fair point but yeah i don't know like the whole all of
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it is just so fucking retarded and it doesn't look like it's getting any better either no i mean we've
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got looking not so good no definitely not um it's on the phone with a buddy line for runs with earlier
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today um last time i was down there like 10 years ago now almost um he hated trump like hated him he was
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so far left and this guy like again another one of those new brothers listen to the country music drives a
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truck you know walks and talks like a redneck but complete liberal left and he's only just starting
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to come around now he's like yeah well since uh not that long ago yeah now he hates the government
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he sees how evil the government he doesn't hate the brown people for being here because he's still not
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there yet it's like oh i'm not racist but it's our government's fault yeah i knew that in the 90s
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man he's just cluing into it now because people just don't want to be racist but everything he says
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like he's like black but i'm not racist i don't blame the brown people for being here like dude
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you have grandchildren do you not care about their future you know what i mean and oh well they deserve
01:42:15.440
to be here too it's an open country no no no no this is well it was never meant to be
01:42:21.680
like at all ever he thinks oh we're all immigrants right and he's old stock canadian too man like
01:42:30.000
old stock or probably older than me i love this uh fairies get a tweet here i guess cat canada said
01:42:36.080
it's getting difficult to not become racist that's that's pretty funny considering she's the same one who
01:42:42.640
had originally tweeted race isn't even a real thing it's a social construct and the whiny woke writer abnormal
01:42:49.520
subtards so does that mean she's now uh an abnormal subtard
01:42:56.320
who's that cat canada oh i don't know yeah she's fucking retarded man she's getting deported too by
01:43:04.400
the way i've been hearing right though well yeah it's because they're fucking retarded is why
01:43:11.040
well isn't the look great they're the ones that uh no it's the racists that's what it is yeah the
01:43:16.880
will create are the ones that see the jew yeah yeah yeah yeah we're we're the woke right according
01:43:23.840
to cat canada despite the fact that she is now you know catching up to what we're saying well it's hard
01:43:31.120
to catch up these terms like i never heard of woke right until last week for fuck's sakes i'm serious
01:43:35.520
well it's been around a while but yeah the conning fucks are useless yes they are and and that's what
01:43:42.480
it is is its bottom line is she's a fucking grifter she's a grifting cunt is what cat canada is right
01:43:50.800
um so she's only going to say what she needs to say to get the support so like that whole
01:43:57.360
fucking pierre campaign because she was also one of the ones that you know was all on the
01:44:01.520
fucking maga maple maga bullshit but then as soon as you know pierre denounces it then she kind of
01:44:07.840
leaves it alone and you know what i mean it's like you don't have an original thought in your
01:44:12.640
fucking stupid head right go back to russia i want to see my new half yeah like you're
01:44:21.200
fucking retarded go away please i swore i'd never fucking wear it motherfuckers and i'll tell you
01:44:28.880
something too before you see it i look for a tag there's no tag on it that says where it's made but
01:44:38.800
yeah your elbow's that pad they got that the fucking poutine festival james bullock and uh
01:44:46.240
those those fucking jesus they're like put it on put it on no i'm not wearing that
01:44:56.720
fuck man it's gay but they cut the fucking tag out because i guarantee it was made in china or
01:45:08.880
if it was made in canada i have a big old fucking made in canada that's fucking tag i mean
01:45:12.080
i've owned a lot of hats man inside the loop of every hat you pull a lip up there's either
01:45:17.680
tags sewn in there or there's one that sticks out a little bit you know cut it off it looks stupid
01:45:24.960
fuck man no tag it just it's i fucking laughed it's first place i checked i looked like where's
01:45:30.800
it made no they gotta do because they know they know now because you know they already got
01:45:35.920
fucking roasted for that dildo's up for cuckery oh my god it's terrible it's terrible
01:45:54.800
where the fuck did fucking it's like total dei higher right just takes right off
01:46:00.240
that's it extended breaks you know yeah that was that was not an approved pto show up late
01:46:07.120
take an extended break you know that's two smoke breaks she's having instead of one smoke break
01:46:12.080
you know she's getting two at the same time double smoker probably having to start a coffee and and
01:46:18.400
talk on the phone at the same time that's funny oh she's multitasking on her extended break
01:46:26.800
fuck i don't know i don't well she obviously can't multitask she had to
01:46:38.320
right good fishing what so one at times good fishing something like that
01:46:48.960
oh my god people are bugging me now what's going on what who's bugging you about what you're on
01:46:54.080
show everybody's bugging me everybody's bugging me this is your show you and your phone people bug me
01:47:01.120
fuck you guys come over here you sit on the couch behind me and you're you're all like this
01:47:07.760
fuck see this this is this is why i got it all right i gotta grab this let's have a look do it let me find
01:47:16.320
open up the old twitter machine actually just be able to do it right from twitter maybe is that
01:47:29.440
going to be a possibility is my internet connection gonna let me do it i know it's getting choppy when
01:47:36.160
you're talking with it like that yeah i know it's because i have to open up another fucking window right
01:48:09.600
yeah this is so this is so not gonna work so not working that's brutal that sucks brutal this
01:48:24.960
yeah you got choppy a little bit but i can download the video apparently there's going to be a halal weekend
01:48:36.800
no it's funny as soon as you went over and started fucking with your i know it's not
01:48:48.640
where is that see now this this is something that i think is fucking stupid like i so on my phone i can see
01:48:54.800
his tweet then i go to my laptop and it's not there what the fuck is going on
01:49:12.640
you don't you don't care it is weird actually because like i'm i'm looking at the tweet right now
01:49:17.040
it's the hummy and choppy show pretty much quality
01:49:49.680
yeah no just get down on it maybe she forgot good times it's a good time
01:49:54.880
well she's the dei hire right we can't expect her to be on the ball
01:50:00.480
we pay her too much around here that's that's what's going on
01:50:14.080
who the fuck are they making fun of here georgina burke who the fuck is that
01:50:19.840
the next prime minister i don't know i'm not seeing what you're looking at i'm just
01:50:24.160
looking at my i know you're not in a circle and you're you're not cool enough no
01:50:33.040
well she's she's in here twice now it's two of her just
01:50:40.560
yeah now we have two dei hires it's getting expensive
01:50:46.160
let's see what there's two dei hires where oh my god
01:50:50.320
we're not paying you double that's for sure she's a clone so we fired we just fired a clone and we
01:50:57.520
got another one yeah no my i'm having issues with my computer so anyway i'm here hey hey
01:51:14.000
listen i'm at least i'm here i got the starlink i got the things i'm here i'm here
01:51:33.440
listen you gotta be nice to me i don't have a desk i don't have an office chair i don't have
01:51:38.320
anything right now so i'm trying to be nice to anybody you know
01:51:43.040
oh yeah you can never have to yeah no ceiling birds around here who's humming now
01:51:53.760
again it's the same it's it's only chris giving out the hummers we already know that
01:51:57.760
that's that's that's always the way it is well he fixes that though uh sarah's got big plans this
01:52:19.600
fucking whatever the hell else these faggots have
01:52:25.120
yeah uh oh there's good people in those communities they hate us man they don't like us i don't care oh
01:52:32.720
there's the odd one well you know no no but the last majority of them do not
01:52:48.640
you know we try try let's let's let's try to get together and do something like that have a big friggin
01:52:53.600
go down cooking barbecue thing and uh watch how
01:52:56.960
no one else has to be more diverse and we need to use that ship and can't have a white
01:53:02.880
it's a strength chris aren't you feeling strong chris oh
01:53:07.200
yeah doesn't it made you feel just super strong all this diversity these doctors and engineers out
01:53:13.360
there doctoring and engineering and stealing and stuff but i get it there's there's good people
01:53:19.440
in all fucking races and cultures and creeds i get it man there's wonderful people i know some of
01:53:24.800
them but they don't they most of the majority of them fucking don't like us they don't like it
01:53:30.320
they want our shit they're coming here to take our shits and they're laughing at you about it
01:53:38.160
fuck it's it's fucking not just an insult it's it's fucking disgusting man let's
01:53:43.200
fuck off it's like i go into your house and sleep with your wife and kick your dog and
01:53:48.480
fucking take a dump on the floor smash your windows open and fucking this is mine now
01:53:54.480
spray and fucking shit on the walls hang up my fucking pictures that's exactly what they're doing
01:54:00.400
man well i mean some of these places you probably could literally spray some
01:54:04.880
shit on the walls and i don't think they'd mind no that's probably it'll be thank you
01:54:09.360
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you yeah and the halal can fuck off too yeah
01:54:22.400
yeah next time you play something it's all ridiculousness that's for fucking heroes
01:54:33.360
yeah all right let's toss a link in here and see i'm trying to find i can't see the chats
01:54:42.800
no see no i'm trying i'm just gonna try nope because i'm using my phone
01:54:49.840
because i can't my wet i forgot my webcam so but it's anyway shush you be quiet what no because
01:54:59.680
what i was gonna say is here here's like the funny part about you being late to start the stream
01:55:04.960
was you were the one who picked the time the stream would start i literally yes and get this chris
01:55:12.160
get this right she's like so we can do a stream tomorrow and maybe we can do it at like noon
01:55:18.160
so that gives you time to wake up right and then she's the one who's late
01:55:39.120
what do you mean you weren't well you were you were on time
01:55:45.600
i would i feel like that was pretty right on time
01:55:53.600
i thought i thought you were going to be later though to be fair okay
01:56:03.280
fuck i guess jesus all right so i guess if your dei hires five minutes late then that's you know that's
01:56:09.360
technically early because they're supposed to be like 20 minutes to a half hour late i guess
01:56:13.760
i still don't know why that's the dei math right there your dei math how do i mute this
01:56:21.760
okay i'm figuring out my computer while we while we talk
01:56:31.200
but there's some things happening with my laptop i'm not sure what's happening with it but
01:56:35.120
apparently ralphie is yelling i'm a civil war which is fun
01:56:40.400
what's kaisan what's kaisan training what is that
01:56:50.640
i don't even know what that is i don't know it sounds sounds different
01:56:55.200
my god oh right that's what i was forgetting about did i load that up yes i did all right
01:57:01.360
so it's that time again time for canada post to go back on strike oh yeah because they didn't
01:57:12.320
make themselves useless enough for the last time they strike no right apparently these these are
01:57:18.960
some of their demands just some they want a 19 percent wage increase over four years
01:57:26.080
uh 10 paid medical leave on top of their seven personal days uh fertility treatment benefit
01:57:34.640
why okay this is i have a problem with this one okay because how many kids you know their fathers
01:57:40.880
are the fucking mailman why do they need fertility treatments okay that's um gender affirming care
01:57:48.480
benefit as well so you can be the male lady even if you're the male man
01:57:53.680
and get them to pay for it why not like i'm sorry i don't even give a fuck like you want to chop your
01:58:03.440
junk off you pay for it okay or do it yourself you know you could fucking just do it yourself
01:58:10.480
but anyway uh paid meals for shifts five what the fuck is that about who the
01:58:17.520
gets paid meals for just a normal shift really they want paid meals oh these guys are not asking
01:58:25.600
for much and okay here's another problem i have with that too because i know what these cocksuckers get
01:58:31.120
paid you of all fucking people do not need your meals paid for okay you make enough money you can
01:58:38.880
fucking provide yourself a goddamn lunch all right everybody else man yeah fuck uh what else they want they
01:58:46.480
want uh limit surveillance for productivity oh wow so basically don't watch us work to see if we're working
01:58:58.960
don't you dare check and see if we're working no peeking around corners uh they also want 88
01:59:15.920
wages if injured at work protection against technology oh yeah jeebers right how do you how do you even do
01:59:27.120
that like what does that even mean protection and they want snow tires paid for for rural mail
01:59:34.640
care well okay okay that that one may that one does make sense though because do they not use a
01:59:41.520
canada post vehicle use your own vehicle no the rural mail carriers use your own vehicle oh well
01:59:47.280
fuck you you should already have winter tires then exactly uh that's like saying that like everybody
01:59:53.520
that has to fucking drive to work their company should pay for their fucking snow tires
01:59:57.040
what yeah yeah i don't know if you have a company car ew i like the uh the uh eight hour routes here
02:00:05.360
that that you fuck like just do your route fast right don't fucking take your time and any route can
02:00:13.200
be an eight hour route fucking retard i feel oh my god yeah benefits for temporary wow that one i think is
02:00:23.440
is really fucking stupid so if you're going to be a temporary employee you get benefits benefits
02:00:28.960
no that's not how that works what the fuck uh eliminate separate sort from delivery whatever
02:00:35.680
the fuck that means so when you the canada post workers they have to sort the like they sort the stuff
02:00:42.720
it comes in like bins and they sort it for their route is what it like it they uh it gives you like a
02:00:49.440
logistical printout or whatever and then i i as far as i understand it they have to do the sorting
02:00:56.880
so dumb yeah so like they're basically bitching that they have to work yeah so like so let's get
02:01:04.800
this straight here don't watch us because you guys watching us you guys now know that we're not working
02:01:10.960
yeah so stop watching us give us less work make sure we're not actually don't be watching to see
02:01:17.680
if we do that work and give us 19 more money more money and all kinds of other shit for us to literally
02:01:25.200
do less work because that's what we're doing and you're telling us that you know we're doing less work
02:01:31.120
so i'm also curious gender affirming care does that mean does that mean now that if i want if i go
02:01:40.480
and get a job with canada post and i want my second penis yeah oh my god right can i get my second
02:01:50.960
penis it's a pop-up one with freaking bluetooth i want a bluetooth speaker in there i want the bluetooth
02:01:56.880
speaker cock and ladies excuse me excuse me what you would like the what oh you missed that
02:02:05.040
so a while back on freestone stream we were talking about the bluetooth speaker cock i came up with this
02:02:12.160
plan that well it started off with the pump up sneaker fucking kind of cock right yeah like a
02:02:19.520
like a reebok pump yeah yeah right pump it up baby yeah there you go and then it moved into
02:02:27.360
i want a bluetooth speaker in it okay and i want to be able to play music i want to be able to take
02:02:32.960
phone calls on it okay and and then i and then this led me down a road on the grok on your penis yes
02:02:42.720
no i'd be my second penis second i'd be like double dick dude everybody i would have a bluetooth speaker
02:02:54.960
okay and and i've found out that we could technically do this it is actually possible your girlfriend is a
02:03:04.720
fucking saint what what is wrong with you how you're talking about okay so what you're saying
02:03:12.240
is is that now you're going to apply to canada post so that yeah they pay for said surgery for
02:03:18.400
you to get in your penis your second penis yes a bluetooth speaker and the ability to talk on the
02:03:27.520
phone to your penis yeah yeah so what are you gonna do pull it out in public and be like i'm just taking
02:03:33.200
a call and talking absolutely identifies as a cell phone
02:03:44.480
why not man yeah and think about like all the wickedness you could play on that too right
02:03:56.240
you're just about you're just about to go into your girlfriend
02:03:59.360
right just about and then you fire up a song and it's down in a hole well the funniest part about
02:04:06.480
all this is that canada post just announced like earlier this week that they're bankrupt
02:04:12.880
so i don't see how they're going to fulfill any of this and also like that canada post is going to
02:04:18.400
be done soon okay like they got 21 i think it's 21 vps they get a million dollar bonus every year
02:04:25.760
so like do me the math on that you know yeah and you you wait till i make them pay for my speaker
02:04:33.600
cock oh my god no speaker cock johnny okay yeah i'll play some hard rock all right excuse me oh my
02:04:57.200
and and and by the way by the way this is totally possible okay it's totally possible i looked it up
02:05:03.280
apparently there's already patents on prosthetic penises with bluetooth technology is it really
02:05:10.320
um there is now this bluetooth technology is just to like provide like some sort of like
02:05:16.800
simulated feeling um but if the technology exists for that
02:05:22.080
yeah um then we could clearly put a speaker in there yeah a good one i think rose or something
02:05:34.160
right no i'm i'm on it right now this is this is a business
02:05:38.160
yes and laser lights laser light yes i forgot about the laser light we do need a laser light
02:05:44.000
it could be like a little flashlight too like you lose your keys or something you just whip your
02:05:47.600
second deck out all right all right well if you can fucking have that can can sarah get machine gun
02:05:54.560
jubbly then oh yeah maybe yes they'd be like bazooka
02:06:00.640
i'd be like watch this i mean i'm not i'm not against the i'm not against that no it would bring
02:06:09.360
like a whole new fucking meaning to like packing because i'd be like they'd be like are you packing
02:06:15.760
yep it'd have to be it'd be small like a 177 caliber like a pellet size what are you talking about it'd be
02:06:21.200
like shotguns yeah with the shotgun boobies yeah
02:06:28.320
yeah i'm in and then gary can do the thing where he's like machine gun jubblies how did i miss those
02:06:35.040
don't fucking go in the deep recesses of my mind damn it
02:06:44.880
yeah actually no zach brings up a good point you could use some speakers in yours too
02:06:54.560
yeah what can't hear your boobs when it's you know
02:07:01.120
great i need a fucking joint for this conversation probably
02:07:10.080
this is sometimes where the conversations on how it's a bad influence goes right like
02:07:14.240
sometimes they're supposed to be supervising it's faffo she's the d she's dei higher so
02:07:21.360
she's not supervising anything but definitely i'm not supervising today but what i would like to say
02:07:26.320
is i feel like shotgun kits is a great idea but also i feel like if i had like uh flamethrowers
02:07:36.080
that would also be really beneficial flamethrower tits i could like start fires you know i want flamethrower
02:07:44.720
i don't think of what would be even better than that
02:07:53.840
yeah i'd say add a flamethrower to the prosthetic dick but then people might just think you got chlamydia
02:08:01.760
yeah and women will be afraid to have sex with you
02:08:03.920
yeah you definitely don't want like flames coming out of your dick you don't want that
02:08:09.040
warm up my supper exactly see i could like light fires without you wouldn't need fire starters i'd be
02:08:15.680
like fire started you know you know what though that this is how we do it right here this is how
02:08:21.680
we do it we just we make the gender affirming care so utterly fucking ridiculous they have no choice
02:08:27.040
but to stop it right that's what it is but you know what the worst part is though john
02:08:36.000
they won't stop it no that's the thing because they it doesn't matter anymore we're literally in
02:08:42.640
like hunger games now i want a second penis and i wanted to have a bluetooth people have
02:08:47.440
fucking feathers in their heads and fucking shit all in their under their skin and people are like
02:08:56.720
i saw i saw a post earlier some chick is an ecosexual and in a relationship with a tree
02:09:04.960
oh god that sounds sparky i hope she gets lyme disease when her tits on her vagina
02:09:13.040
can i be a financial sexual and be in a relationship with a bank
02:09:25.360
yeah take all the money is that but you have to live together depending on where you are you have
02:09:32.640
to live together for a little bit so you would have to move into the bank whatever i will sleep
02:09:36.960
in the little vestibule there with the fucking atm machine you can't do that anymore they don't
02:09:42.800
let the homeless people sleep in there anymore no and perfect i got it too i got it too here here's
02:09:48.000
here's where i have my grounds for divorce whenever people are putting their bank cards into the atm
02:09:54.080
right that's the bank cheating on me you have problems you have serious problems somebody
02:10:02.720
oh there it is sexual sexual thank you thank you scotian lady a fiscal sexual a fiscal sexual that's
02:10:11.520
that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna be a fiscal sexual i'm in a relationship with the bank
02:10:17.840
they need to give me money that's that's what's going on you know
02:10:26.560
fucking posty uh so five dollar super chat from posty she says for your eco sexual princess
02:10:34.880
there you go i hope you find it there you go well i mean i i guess on the bright side for the chick
02:10:40.000
that's with the tree she's always got wood i guess see that's it and zach wants to see
02:10:46.800
there's benefits hang on that was really good i like that oh it's pretty close
02:10:55.440
tactical 12 inch nipple squirt milk like a sniper rifle
02:11:01.200
i like breezy's idea of the uh lava tits like your kids squirt fucking magma oh
02:11:06.400
we're going off the rails today i love it let's go
02:11:11.920
yeah well you'd have to think though if they're gonna do a surgery like that and make you like some
02:11:16.400
kind of cyborg like whatever it is it's not gonna hurt if it's done really well i i don't know
02:11:24.880
there you go t t clint's got a good point here that fiscal sexualism is just judaism
02:11:31.840
yeah you're basically a fucking jew like i always expected you fucking jew chink
02:11:42.640
you know my my nose isn't big enough i love that
02:11:54.320
that's funny yeah mine's right mine keeps going out so
02:11:56.640
nice yeah i keep forgetting that i rolled one of the big ones
02:12:02.080
but i'm fine with it i'll pop on with you we'll get crazy together
02:12:08.640
i gotta go get more actually i probably should have checked to see if there was a
02:12:17.120
just skew how do you aim well you can aim trust me you can aim with a tit okay
02:12:25.680
when my when my kid's mom was pregnant she hated me for this but we went to one of those like
02:12:30.720
i don't know it's like one of those stupid fucking classes
02:12:34.240
right and she was retarded for bringing me um so this is all her fault um but there was there was
02:12:41.920
there was a question period okay and we were talking about like breastfeeding and such
02:12:48.800
uh so i asked the lady delivering the class i was like so are the breasts like a like a squirt gun
02:12:56.880
like can i can i like shoot the milk like a squirt gun it turns out you can
02:13:03.760
did she laugh when you asked her that she did um my kid's mom not so much
02:13:08.880
um but but the lady doing the class kind of kind of chuckled a little but
02:13:15.840
yeah i know but she answered it honestly though she can't yeah she did it she answered me it was
02:13:20.800
it was an honest question i wanted to know who wouldn't laugh at that your ex must be a
02:13:26.320
fucking a fucking pompous bitch you have no idea how did you end up with someone who doesn't laugh at
02:13:32.320
that that bitch is crazy he oh the crazy hot scale so she was really hot and then you got
02:13:38.800
into the situation then you found out she was crazy yeah i got behind i got behind enemy lines
02:13:44.320
and figured it out and it was too late then you'd already bred with the enemy yeah yeah
02:13:51.840
although i guess the the the bad thing is she was from montreal i'm getting apparently giving
02:13:58.320
montreal another shot but yeah yeah but bad hat it gets it she's a fucking saint i love her yeah well
02:14:09.680
she's at least english so and she's beautiful and she likes you yeah well we'll see about that
02:14:18.000
no one likes you so i will not actually anyway give it time all right give it anyway really
02:14:31.600
no but i'm just saying she is wonderful and honestly to put up with your
02:14:36.480
bullshit she is a fucking saint oh wow i gotta put up with my bullshit
02:14:46.480
listen we we like you only some of the time i'll i'll listen i'll tolerate you for like a couple of
02:14:53.840
hours here and there but it's literally because you know i'm funny and i just i like to tell everybody
02:15:02.160
that i'm funnier than you and prove it every once in a while so you are not funnier than me though
02:15:06.880
that's listen don't make me do it again in the chat i don't see you coming up with bluetooth speaker
02:15:11.200
cocks i i really think that my fucking shotgun tits are pretty bang on on that one i mean you
02:15:25.760
you want to know how retarded fucking people are now this is why like the jeets thing i
02:15:32.960
fucking hate them so fucking much and it's for this reason these fucking these fucking tech scams
02:15:37.840
these fucking tech scams i just got a fucking i just got a fucking text okay saying that
02:15:43.440
service canada oh fuck hang on here you guys hear me okay yeah canada fucking notice uh what does it
02:15:51.360
say oh your benefits have been uh suspended due to that something to do with your fucking taxes
02:15:56.800
telling me to to um text back the fucking number and all this and that yeah click the fucking link
02:16:02.800
and it's like dude cra does not text and neither does service canada yeah yeah i just i i actually
02:16:12.400
hate it now because they they haven't called me in a while and it's like that disappoints me because
02:16:16.800
i want to talk to one of these fucking idiots all right like i'm in the mood let's go give me a
02:16:24.560
call i want to talk about it see if maybe they're into my bluetooth speaker cock in a way it's good
02:16:29.440
you don't want to call yeah but then you can fuck with them all right that reminds me i gotta i gotta
02:16:36.080
remember which stream we were talking about on that because i want to go back and when that
02:16:40.880
fucking uh when you got that call and i started asking the lady about it oh yeah that scared her
02:16:48.960
way i think yeah i think she was from telus or something she was claiming to be and i was like
02:16:53.920
uh hey while you're on the line i was like i got a i got a question for you a little business idea
02:16:58.240
bluetooth speaker cock you guys think you can make it happen
02:17:00.640
oh i was honestly surprised how many times i could say the words cock and penis yeah because
02:17:09.200
you said cock a couple times and she was before yeah before she finally hung up yeah
02:17:16.400
it was pretty good but she didn't get it because she was dumb or she's just working at a call center
02:17:23.920
and it sucks and she's like what the fuck really yeah well that that and i imagine that you know you're
02:17:30.080
probably not expecting somebody like me just be like yeah i got an idea for you
02:17:37.520
i hung up in the actual government for you because it was g i i would too because i don't want to talk
02:17:43.040
to a g not with finances and my business and shit no yeah yeah i know i'm the same i was going to say
02:17:51.040
if you want to make some phone calls for me if you want to talk to a g i'm happy to give you some
02:17:55.280
calls that i need to make because i'm sure that it's going to be geats on the other end of the line
02:18:00.080
so yeah i fucking hate them you know what show i love is scammer payback i fucking love that
02:18:06.320
fucking show that guy goes so hard on him and he fucks with him so bad it's like pure satisfaction i'm
02:18:11.440
like yes and you know what else is interesting about that guy is that the united states government
02:18:15.280
is actually funding him to do that that's amazing yeah i'd love it there's a i don't know if it's that
02:18:23.520
guy or a different guy but there's there's a guy that does uh he's got ai chat bots yeah this is a
02:18:30.640
calling yeah they that guy does it and there's another guy that does it too he's got like brown hair
02:18:36.800
i think the scammer payback guy is like a blonde or whatever but um the most interesting thing about
02:18:42.080
all that even more interesting than the government like when i say they let him do it they actually give
02:18:45.840
him permission to hack scammer systems right yeah yeah there is ethical hacking that is a thing yeah
02:18:56.560
some of them start crying and the one the guy's like this is my bread and butter
02:19:00.240
sir you don't understand this is my bread and butter
02:19:06.720
died because they were so embarrassed they lost their whole life savings and went and
02:19:10.320
fucking sign up for made and shit yeah right you fucking fucking just don't give those lives man
02:19:16.240
and fucking laugh about it and here they are trying to scam me like imagine if i was an elderly
02:19:21.520
person and i got that text that i just got saying that all my benefits had been suspended and that i
02:19:26.240
had to text a reply to this number and especially and especially because the link that they give i mean
02:19:32.400
for us it's very easy to see that that's not a correct link because they didn't give me a link
02:19:37.840
they gave me a number and a lot of them will send a link though right yeah and it'll say like rbc whatever
02:19:46.000
whatever company they claim to be from um but it's never a dot com or dot ca right but the problem is
02:19:54.000
how many elderly people are even going to notice that
02:19:58.080
well here's what i'm thinking i'm like like they're doing it like in a timely fashion right
02:20:03.360
because i did my taxes probably like a month ago or whatever right yeah and um so like probably a
02:20:09.920
lot of other people did too and they're that's why they're doing they're just sending these out on mass
02:20:14.480
seeing who they can get right but i'm like i already know that my taxes have been fucking they've already
02:20:19.360
been processed because i already got my shit in the mail because that's how they do it it's through the
02:20:23.280
yeah well i mean there's a ton of different ones that's the fucked up part right like there's either
02:20:31.600
there's that there's them fucking selling fake like virus wares and shit because there was there was one
02:20:38.560
video i was watching where it's uh what the guy does is they tell you that they're selling you some
02:20:44.800
sort of fucking security software for your computer and they they get access to your computer and they
02:20:50.160
download something onto it and they tell you that it's like some sort of fire like firmware or some
02:20:55.280
shit like that but they it's really nothing right like it's not doing anything and it was really funny
02:21:02.080
though because buddy turned his fucking webcam on and started like talking to him and when it came
02:21:07.920
time like because he got into this guy's into this jeet's computer
02:21:13.360
and from there he like got the jeet's credit card information there's terrible
02:21:20.160
feedback oh it might be is that better yeah that is yeah thank you sorry but yeah he took the
02:21:28.080
jeet's fucking credit card so when it came time for him to put in the credit card information he
02:21:33.280
starts typing out the jeet's name and the jeet's like wait a minute what what and that's when he
02:21:38.240
realizes he's been hacked yeah nice nice maybe that's what i'll get to teach me yeah there's this
02:21:49.600
other thing they do too where it's like they'll get an elderly person or like a disabled person or
02:21:53.840
something on the phone and that person or just a computer illiterate person and they'll convince
02:21:59.520
them to like they'll be like oh i can help you just have to give me access to your screen right and
02:22:04.160
then that's how they fucking get in it's pretty easy actually like yeah it makes me sad man it
02:22:11.440
makes me fucking sad um someone tried to do that to my uh mother-in-law last year saying they were
02:22:15.920
canada post and saying that uh if she didn't pay him this much money or whatever she was gonna get
02:22:20.640
like charged and all this shit well and it's actually it it's getting a lot worse too actually
02:22:27.280
now that i think about it because i remember seeing there was an article you know the ones where
02:22:31.600
they call and say like oh your son's in jail or whatever yeah now apparently they're using like
02:22:39.600
ai voice for it and in in some cases it's working that way i don't know how they would clone the the
02:22:49.040
voice of the other person but that's terrible yeah it's fucked wow yeah i never thought of that use
02:22:57.040
for ai fuck there's there's so many you know like that's that's the worst part about the ai right
02:23:03.840
now is there's so many great ways here's your kid and they hear your kid their kid's voice like
02:23:10.400
it's just brief oh okay well and and the thing is though is like and granted a lot of the ai services
02:23:17.760
when you use it you can kind of tell but you really gotta listen but like all you need is like
02:23:23.360
a few seconds of somebody's voice and then you can voice clone it and then now you can make them
02:23:28.240
say whatever you want and if it's over the phone you're not even going to notice it as much like
02:23:33.200
it's different to put it in a video i had um something happened during like the covet times
02:23:40.400
because i took serb and it was right after i applied for serb like the next day i got this call
02:23:46.720
and it was this jeep and like oh man when i was younger i was not very fucking smart okay
02:23:53.040
i have to say like i was this is my early 20s i might have been like 22 or 23 when this happened
02:23:59.280
and um he said he was the rcmp and that uh they were gonna charge me with fraud of like one billion
02:24:06.880
dollars or some shit right like like right now if i didn't like give them over my social insurance
02:24:13.040
number and like all this oh my god my bank account stuff that was the craziest one i just got reminded
02:24:18.080
of it because i remember the feeling that went through me in that moment and it was a very strong
02:24:24.400
feeling of fear and um i thought and i thought good thing there was other people around me then
02:24:30.640
they're like oh that's a scam or whatever right because they intentionally do that to you they put
02:24:34.880
you in a state of fear and then you can't think logically right a lot of people act like that man
02:24:40.000
not everybody not everybody like well it would be my first time i got a phone call like that i
02:24:44.960
i bit my tongue and i didn't start laughing until he said you know if i need this this and this and this
02:24:49.280
like so you guys are retired yeah like i didn't know man like part of me thought is this fake is this
02:24:56.960
real and i'm like talking to the guy right and then once i realized i was like oh man and then i was
02:25:01.600
like um i didn't know what was going on i didn't know what he could do like if he got my voice because
02:25:06.880
what he is like if it wasn't the real cops i still would fill in the black box
02:25:10.800
well if they want you they're going to come to your house they're not going to call you and tip you
02:25:15.360
off no yeah right exactly they'll gps they'll find your gps location through your phone and then
02:25:21.840
they'll come to where you are they really want you too yeah exactly post you out doing the lord's work
02:25:27.520
right there yeah you have talks to groups of seniors on how to spot them fucking right but it is like
02:25:34.400
it is getting a bit different though because like as i now think about it with the uh the voice
02:25:38.400
cloning right like in theory all they got to do is fucking call you up like how many times you get
02:25:43.520
a call where it rings you answer it nothing ever happens and they hung out i would strongly suggest
02:25:50.400
at this point not to say a word until they do rogue has a very strict policy of not answering any
02:25:57.360
number even if it's a local number that he doesn't know because they'll use local numbers to
02:26:01.280
fucking call yeah i've noticed that too yes i've definitely know but i like like in those
02:26:07.600
instances though like you just pick up the phone and say hello all they have to do is record that
02:26:12.160
yeah right bam now they can ai voice clone you if someone wants to talk to you they'll leave a
02:26:17.920
fucking message it's true right although i would need to actually check my message yeah well
02:26:25.280
i don't i typically don't i'm like whatever i don't give a fuck i don't i don't want any of that so
02:26:41.280
oh man i think i just got like a new level yeah
02:26:46.640
that's a good point i just want my penis cloned it's not a scam i just want to i just want a second
02:26:51.600
penis and i want it to have a bluetooth speaker that'll connect my phone is that too much to
02:26:58.240
ask it's gonna have lights what i love about this our little community our little group is that we're
02:27:04.640
all ourselves like everyone who's here is being themselves i wish i'd go on camera but my service
02:27:09.520
sucks you all know what i look like but you know i'm not trying to be like a like a no show here
02:27:15.520
show us your hands yeah well she won't eat the ham soup though johnny i told you why i won't eat
02:27:24.320
the fucking pork okay it's got nothing to do yeah that scene that sounds like a likely excuse
02:27:38.160
but you know what you make a really good point is that you know if that is pretty it is pretty
02:27:44.240
awesome about a lot of the people that you know we've met in the community is that a lot of people
02:27:50.400
are are just not like just genuinely themselves you know and i feel like that's me that's why some of
02:27:58.800
us are friends right is because well we've we've got the report on you sarah uh don't want to sound
02:28:05.280
like a dick or nothing but uh it says on your chart you're fucked up uh you talk like a fag and your
02:28:15.520
fuck you johnny hello i just watched that movie again
02:28:20.560
it's such a good movie oh fuck we don't even need to watch it we're living it
02:28:26.640
yeah it wasn't funny this i haven't watched it in years and we just rented it well just got
02:28:31.280
just watched it recently it wasn't as funny as it was the first time it was like
02:28:35.680
can we just skip the buttfuckers now it was more like a documentary yeah right can we just skip
02:28:42.480
right ahead get right to a buttfuckers franchise and just get this over with yes
02:28:49.520
yeah we'll all wear crocs we'll watch all my balls
02:28:56.480
and everybody knows that i'm not wearing pants so i don't know why anybody would even ask to see
02:29:04.800
my pants that is a good point yeah guys come on yeah you're not you're not overrated
02:29:16.160
no overrated yeah they can be yeah it depends depends who we're talking
02:29:22.320
harder though when you don't do it every day because you're not like accustomed to moving that
02:29:26.480
way and walking on the roof and oh that was that was the one thing that i forgot i was gonna do
02:29:33.120
pants wearing pants is also hard just saying when you're not used to doing it every day yeah
02:29:39.920
rogues getting back into the um hedge trimming right now and he had a he had a big job to do
02:29:45.120
yesterday actually had to go back today to finish it but um he was so tired are you the hedge
02:29:50.160
after holding a hedge trimmer like a gas-powered hedge trim over his head for
02:29:55.200
fucking he probably did that for like six hours yesterday and he came in and he sat down he's
02:30:00.960
like i don't want to eat or anything i'm just going to bed i was like holy i can only imagine though
02:30:08.240
that it's uh him starting up the season every year is kind of difficult you know
02:30:19.920
yeah men that work hard it's a thing there's not any guys that trim hedges though i noticed
02:30:26.800
that like really do it professionally like he does like what is a really professional job like he does
02:30:31.200
like ornamental um fruit trees and all that stuff cedar hedges and like hedge walls and everything like
02:30:36.000
that but there's hardly any guys that do it and he's he's like the only guy that he knows of that
02:30:41.600
does it how he does it i trim some hedges yeah we joke about that all the time so you're gonna trim
02:30:48.480
your hedge this week or what for this year oh my god
02:30:57.040
amazing oh my so when when was this posted here when was this five days ago so uh it's been a long
02:31:08.560
time but oh nija right we remember her yes actually do i saw oh do i have any of her uh
02:31:19.600
i believe i still have one of her clips here let me see if i can find one first
02:31:23.360
oh let's let's let's let's let's kind of remind her clip first i'm pretty sure that i still have
02:31:28.800
some all right guys i gotta take off but uh it was nice chatting and i'll be i'll be here
02:31:38.240
it's nice to see real shit to do johnny thank you for entertaining me all day
02:31:45.040
something like that bye babe see you have a good one
02:31:47.760
and i'm gonna i'm gonna i forget which clip this is but we're gonna just load it up as a reminder
02:31:55.920
but it does seem that she is back in the u.s i'm now i just oh that front oh my god
02:32:04.400
fuck she's fucking that she's in the u.s she is back in the well there's there's there's a post
02:32:11.520
here claiming she's in fucking beverly hills and it's yeah just a picture of her on a
02:32:19.440
how is like how does she what i don't understand this woman i don't
02:32:29.680
look jesus oh she's nutty what is it yeah she is cray cray
02:32:40.400
link and there's so much of it out there man nowadays is it just it's too much
02:32:46.640
yeah it's wild all right is this gonna fucking upload or what let's go
02:32:51.120
she has a bit of a point jesus of course she does
02:32:59.840
what's going on there it is all right so here is our uh our reminder clip this was uh
02:33:04.480
back when when she was still still in pakistan trying to make pakistan great again
02:33:11.840
oh yes that was such a good time yeah her and mr chippa
02:33:17.920
all right let me see it's it's still processing fuck i thought it'd be done by now she wants all
02:33:24.320
the things she wants acres she wants money yeah and you're gonna give me land swimming five grand usd
02:33:31.520
a week she wants all the stuff for all the people yeah everybody's gonna have a pool
02:33:38.400
me everybody that was good times holy fuck you're still processing let's go
02:33:46.000
maybe you should get a sterling because mine seems to be working pretty decent
02:33:50.480
anyway here you go here's here's a look back when she was in pakistan
02:33:57.200
i'm from pakistan respect to the law respect for the law respect to hala and respect to god do you
02:34:04.080
hear me do you hear me uh yes my pakistani sister okay sister it's not okay
02:34:10.800
okay so so now i hope you're saying the right things okay like i said um pakistan needs to be
02:34:33.760
reconstructed the right way do you hear me guys make sure y'all get this on your camera i'm married
02:34:40.400
to nidel hamid i'm on niger hamid we are moving to dubai very soon we're gonna have our baby in dubai
02:34:49.440
okay i have my son jeremiah robertson sire pitt his father's william pitt jeremiah father is lewis thomas
02:34:58.480
they will be rich the irene family kiki and lika the rest of my family also please understand this
02:35:10.080
city will be reconstructed it will be fixed up right away i'm asking the government for 100k in my pockets
02:35:18.880
so i could do real estate my husband will own it in karachi we will not live here but we will get
02:35:25.040
this job done right away i'm asking for 20k right away in my pockets at the end of this week that's all
02:35:32.720
folks for today that's it he have nothing else to say goodbye assalamualaikum thank you
02:35:43.520
assalamualaikum that's all i have to say goodbye i can't believe trance never seen that before
02:35:50.880
we did a whole stream on it she went to fucking she she got fucking uh she catfished this fucking
02:36:01.680
packy boy who's 19 when she showed up he wanted absolutely fucking nothing to do with her
02:36:08.000
it's and by the way by the way she is still using his last name um okay so let's just say that um but
02:36:16.880
she she arrived in pakistan claimed that she was fucking married to this guy even though she couldn't
02:36:21.840
find him anymore because he didn't want anything to do with her and then she stayed four months past
02:36:26.880
her visa in this fucking whatever house that mr chippa guy has right it's like some sort of shelter
02:36:33.840
and the whole time she was just there talking about how shitty pakistan was and that the government
02:36:39.040
needs to give her money in order to fucking her to make pakistan great again she was gonna fix the
02:36:44.400
roads she was gonna fucking like give everybody a pool in their backyard and and then her and her
02:36:51.120
husband were gonna move to dubai's and bring her whole fucking family she's gonna be a real estate
02:36:59.200
agent a real estate office now the reason it's important for an update is because she did eventually
02:37:08.640
leave pakistan arrived in dubai where she was awaiting her flight back home to the u.s but it
02:37:15.520
had been uh it had been alleged that she had wandered out of the airport um because apparently you're
02:37:22.880
allowed to do that as an american citizen if you land in dubai you don't need to go through customs or
02:37:28.320
anything you can just go and fucking walk around dubai until your next plane it's not like you can just
02:37:33.600
land there anyway well either way you've got a layover in dubai you have to go through a process
02:37:39.920
just so you know yeah well either way she gets out on the street starts threatening to burn people
02:37:45.520
with her cigarette and then nobody knows where she went there was a lot of a lot of wondering if she
02:37:50.320
had gotten arrested um and whether or not she would make it um this is uh this is the last video that
02:37:57.520
she posted on her her instagram not too long ago here from uh from beverly hills
02:38:16.160
yeah so she's really holding on to this she's she's muslim now right respect to allah respect to allah
02:38:25.360
uh you know uh and you know i i don't know this and for some strange reason wherever she goes
02:38:39.360
she's like the black muslim greta tenberg of the muslim i don't like i don't even know what
02:39:07.440
like really to call her because it's wild she's just created fame out of nothing yeah because she's
02:39:15.040
outspoken yeah but so did the chick that did the thing what the fuck with the hawk to the girl
02:39:22.560
whatever the fuck i mean it's wild this is so weird what is this who's jason lee do we know who jason lee is
02:39:32.640
oh it's not a video or just a picture apparently she was on the jason lee show
02:39:40.080
uh and it says oh oh niger robinson said she's down to host the baddies reunion whatever the
02:39:46.160
fuck that is but it sounds just as dumb as showed up she was at the what the love guru premiere what the
02:39:55.920
fuck what i'm not sure i want to know she she was at the love guru premiere apparently i thought the
02:40:04.480
love guru came out in like 2009 but yeah that's kind of what i thought too but this must be a
02:40:12.400
different love guru i guess are we in a different timeline i think so are we in a are we in a back
02:40:19.680
room what's happening where are we what's going on can i not download this picture that's fine i have
02:40:24.240
boobs okay they're not shotguns yet damn it okay in the next timeline please make sure i get shotgun
02:40:30.960
titties shotgun titties see right it's fun it is fun yeah shotgun titties okay so this is the this is what
02:40:45.760
i'm looking at you can see that y'all yeah so apparently there's something called the love guru and
02:40:56.400
she somehow ended up on the uh at the premiere there maybe there's an actual person that like
02:41:05.200
is that like a person that maybe that is the love guru i don't know i have no idea i don't know but
02:41:10.640
it's just weird she was also on the uh jason lee fellows show whoever the fuck that guy is
02:41:17.520
maybe we should drink it yeah this is can we try and get her on payfo
02:41:23.600
let's try let's maybe get her on our show let's what let's go to her link
02:41:28.400
seriously let's see if we can get her on our show gonna give her some money she would
02:41:32.240
message her and ask her if she wants to come on our show this would be all right well then i guess
02:41:39.600
we're gonna have to fucking she got you we're gonna have to like get it
02:41:45.760
we'll do a whatchamacallit we'll do a stream where we just tell her we're trying to make canada great
02:41:51.120
again look at her look i can't i can't she's like she's like that ramona delulu yeah yeah
02:42:06.240
delusional delusional yes man i got it so she does have youtube stop
02:42:13.440
uh no content though god damn it okay no content can we it's oneija world is the uh
02:42:21.120
i'm gonna close that now because that's really fucking my shit up did you subscribe though
02:42:32.320
yeah yeah subscribe there's no content yeah yeah right assault titties that would be fun
02:42:41.840
i wonder how much she would charge to come on we should find out i got questions i got questions
02:42:56.000
like we could we could definitely get enough money together to get her on some chicken scratch
02:43:00.720
like why why is she still using that packy boy's last name but well these are all questions that we
02:43:06.560
want to ask her but let's see if we can get her up that would be really fun i mean that would be cool
02:43:14.480
tell her we're trying to make canada great again and that our we might be able to get carny to
02:43:18.160
give her to give her some money oh there's the idea fucking unleash her on ottawa
02:43:28.960
that's what that's a i feel like that is a great
02:43:31.680
it's a fucking by 11 right i know when you think about it technically although that could backfire
02:43:40.400
because she might end up the leader of the palestinian protesters yeah but you know what
02:43:46.720
at least it'd be interesting right maybe if she came here they would all go back
02:43:53.600
yeah maybe she did scare that one packy boy away right that's what i mean like maybe they'd be like
02:43:59.200
oh right and like how fucking does it have to be that a 19 year old packy boy ghosted you as
02:44:07.360
soon as you arrived okay look at her number one numero luno look at her i i get it i guess i mean
02:44:15.840
number two those eyebrows there's a lot to talk about and unpack there number what are you talking
02:44:21.840
about her talking he was interviewed said he loves her who what are you talking about where i don't
02:44:27.120
think that oh maybe it's his parents that won't allow it or something well i'm sure the parents are
02:44:32.400
are definitely like fuck this shit like this bitch is nuts but because she was she was wildly insane
02:44:44.320
fuck yeah that's a lot there was a few streams ago we did the whole stream on her being in pakistan and
02:44:50.480
wow i tell you that's definitely the funniest story we've discussed it is quite entertaining yeah it was
02:44:59.040
but i don't think there's any fixing that though man oh god no you can't fix it no you can't no
02:45:05.840
there's no there's no talking sense into that i don't think i couldn't see her making a recovery
02:45:10.320
in five years and she's like totally normal and you know i mean i i might actually start using my
02:45:17.040
fucking instagram now since that's where she's at oh is she
02:45:23.360
like there's only there's enough amount of meds that would fucking fix that shit there we go the
02:45:29.600
real oneija oneija all meds really she's got a hundred and eighty three thousand followers no she
02:45:36.640
doesn't yeah of course i bet you they're all uh what are they called um oh yeah jeeks
02:45:46.080
oh probably like all of them but probably a lot of them are just yeah she's cringe right she's like
02:45:53.200
19 year old jeet isn't that what she's hitting on ow
02:45:59.040
no i mean all of the i'm like i'm just trying to see does she talk in any of these not really
02:46:05.680
yeah in her in the country that she's like if she yeah that's why everyone was scared of her being in
02:46:11.360
dubai because that's what could have happened to her there because what she was doing yeah
02:46:20.000
like people were worried that she was going to get killed when she was in dubai because all the
02:46:24.000
things that she was doing you can't do there so yeah
02:46:29.280
i feel like basically secretly hoping her entire instagram so far just seems to be her jamming to this
02:46:36.400
weird packy muslim music doing that weird thing with her hand on her face or not on her face no
02:46:43.200
no i mean sometimes but also other weird things too so i mean there's a variety of weird things going on
02:46:48.560
here yeah there's one for chris there's one for chris got her feet there with a little brazen
02:46:58.640
yeah that's really gross is that are those nose ring what is that
02:47:09.760
okay i gotta all right all right all right i gotta i'm gonna have to do this um also in case anybody
02:47:15.440
is wondering that mrs meyer's uh lemon verbena hand soap has high levels of nickel in it
02:47:23.760
so oh don't use that sure because i am highly sensitive to nickel i didn't realize how much
02:47:35.360
fucking nickels and shit and what the fuck man how that nickel looks yeah well i don't know i'm not
02:47:41.520
sure why they use it in things like that but apparently y'all because the wash the hands in it and
02:47:49.520
does the nickel come off the machinery i don't i don't know i don't know yeah it's okay oh nice your
02:47:59.600
feet that's funny uh yeah right totally she's got a weird fucking nose piercing here that i want to
02:48:11.280
display i don't think it's i don't think it's real oh my stomach just made a whale call because
02:48:23.600
you'll see what i mean in a moment as soon as the internet's wanna
02:48:27.040
cooperate i can't find my sesame seeds i bought a thing of sesame seeds for cooking this korean beef
02:48:31.920
tonight and i can't find them to save my life and i've been thinking about it all day where i put
02:48:35.520
these fucking sesame seeds it's the last place to work yeah exactly it's a little annoying
02:48:47.200
i'll figure it out just gotta find it somewhere
02:48:54.080
did you take them out or are you just planning on taking them
02:48:56.640
no there's no i bought them i know they're here somewhere in the house
02:49:06.480
because i bought the things to get to make the korean beef and then
02:49:15.040
anyway you got beef or something yeah i got i got beef i got really nice beef for korean
02:49:21.440
i'm gonna make crispy korean beef and rice here we go green beans
02:49:27.600
people actually eat green beans yeah i do them in a walk with like almonds and soy sauce with a bit
02:49:33.600
of hoisin and they're delicious i don't i don't care what you do with chili oil
02:49:40.160
it's not good yeah unbelievable all right so here it is check like i don't know this is a weird
02:50:17.600
i was gonna cry there but i don't like it did you see that though it's like it's like they pierce
02:50:37.700
like the inside and then put like a i thought i saw in the first video where i was wondering what
02:50:43.760
fuck she had up her nose i thought it was just hair but no she had everything's in her nose man yeah
02:50:49.160
battery cables she's gross she's just gross jump a car with her let's go i don't get her she's just
02:50:59.960
disgusting i well what i don't get though is how she became so like like she gets crowds and because
02:51:08.020
they're indian they're so dumb come on well no but even that last one though she's in the u.s and
02:51:13.340
she's getting crowds now yeah but that's still in me they're still jeeped and what what what happened
02:51:22.460
dei hires chris dei hires you know that's what happens when you put a bag over her head
02:51:31.380
yeah right exactly what's scotian lady got here most of my white friends growing up absolutely went
02:51:37.400
wild over black and latino and asian chicks i don't know if white guys even like white women
02:51:43.080
anymore i don't know um i mean i guess maybe some asians maybe the latinos but i didn't know
02:51:50.660
no we were younger we liked uh alissa milano and there's some like black chicks that were hot they
02:51:57.480
were like back well i don't know about that no but that was like something you'd see different
02:52:03.980
fucking race chicks on uh in magazines and stuff sure you want to tap it you ain't gonna marry it right
02:52:10.820
maybe i don't know no you want to tap it but you don't want to fucking have you know let's
02:52:20.520
flashlights are more popular well and that's why i also want that second
02:52:26.920
you know put a flashlight in it too bluetooth speaker yeah everything i didn't wear a condom on
02:52:34.180
that one is to be on the safe side fuck it's how careful i'd be honestly it's like i don't
02:52:41.640
want any crossbred 937 fucking kids jesus jesus i mean again the way there's nothing wrong
02:52:49.640
57 children and they're awesome don't be great people that isn't white that's you know yeah
02:52:56.260
it's helpful you know like uh organ call me crazy but you know
02:53:05.180
gross okay now that's old i feel like i hate when people like post like really old news articles like
02:53:15.760
are new it's like somebody's just coming across that article where the mounties fear that angry
02:53:22.860
canadians may rebel against the federal government it's like that that was last year bud are you
02:53:27.440
talking about no no some fucking canadian gray man i don't know yeah that's uh but it's like that
02:53:35.540
that was last year like yeah it was a year ago already it was so last year exactly
02:53:42.000
give it a time oh yeah right that cocksucker's gonna be here in six days
02:53:50.340
king yeah i thought he was already here the king is coming here he'll he'll arrive on the 26th
02:53:58.440
and then does the throne speech on the 27th so we'll see what he's got to say
02:54:05.560
what else we got going on this uh has daisy got any updates on barber yet or what let me check
02:54:23.200
that real quick oh three o'clock yeah i've heard you gotta be somewhat close uh 26 minutes ago it was
02:54:33.100
the lunch break update uh was daisy the only guy down there is anybody else down there
02:54:41.380
well i mean i'll be right back i just i just know daisy's there so i just want straight to his
02:54:57.500
no no it's easy these are just saying that there's sort of like where's everybody else
02:55:05.680
is my question right he's like he's always there man it's like uh yeah well like i think
02:55:11.400
i think right blended yeah yeah like i know right blends down there like there is probably more than
02:55:17.300
just him i just know that it's easy to find him there was farc falcner no he felt falcner's in
02:55:27.060
fucking god that's that's what's going on he's kissing the wall that sucked man i thought that
02:55:37.400
fucking guy had uh had a bright future there but i guess he does but just well he did but turns out
02:55:44.040
he's married to a jew so of course he's got to go kiss the wall there's always a connection somewhere
02:55:49.740
when did he get married to her how long ago did he get married to her i i don't even know because
02:55:54.720
i didn't even know the fucking guy was married it was just somebody posted something on twitter
02:55:58.720
i thought he's still just a kid right i didn't think he's married
02:56:01.020
yeah right yeah i didn't i didn't think he was either but well again actually i don't even know if
02:56:06.640
it's actually married or just with um but either way um whatever she is to him definitely
02:56:14.760
that sucks and now he's over now he's over i think uh last one i saw he was in lebanon i think
02:56:21.320
he said he's like reporting on some shit there so no at least he's over there doing shit man like
02:56:28.000
yeah but it's the fact of why but he's in scarier places than uh antifa marches right
02:56:37.220
he can actually die over there that's leveling up a bit
02:56:41.540
right if you're a reporter on the ground guy which he is
02:56:48.060
no i'm i'm sure they're i'm sure they're keeping him safe
02:56:53.400
so who's that today right does he have an entourage you know the that yeah you know which
02:57:02.240
they i'm talking about that's that's basically what he's there for is he's there to show that
02:57:09.100
they're they're not using the food as fucking a weapon because that that was like one of the
02:57:13.820
stories where he asked one of the idf guys if they're like basically not giving them food and shit
02:57:18.480
and so it's basically just a fucking propaganda puff piece wow so he sold it god damn
02:57:27.360
that's too bad it definitely looks that way yes so many so many guys i used to follow in the last two
02:57:36.540
three years man it's gone it's like okay can't watch you anymore all right it's frustrating we can't
02:57:45.400
have we can't have nice things chris we can't have nice things i remember i used to i used to love
02:57:49.920
douglas murray even though it was a fruit but you know the british fruit guy um douglas murray was
02:57:55.880
bang on for the longest time and then i and he started going he slotted ukraine and he fucking
02:57:59.780
went about the vaccine whatever these guys uh i i saw through all of them after a while i was like
02:58:06.060
fuck no man it takes a bit so i'm not the fucking quickest smartest fucking sharpest tool in my head
02:58:12.020
but you know when you see it it's like oh once you see it you can't say i can't take this guy
02:58:17.540
seriously right so basie's video is still processing right now but he's got a bit of a
02:58:24.600
three minute update for us from ottawa there at the uh the lunch break
02:58:29.580
yeah i got to meet him man it was pretty cool yeah right he's a big fucking dude
02:58:51.760
it's always my fault of course it is you're the dei hire so we have to blame everything on you
02:58:59.240
that's good that we see we got a fall guy right yeah right yeah if this shit goes off the rails
02:59:08.640
the dei hire was the pilot that's what happened not my fault i'm just trying to be inclusive
02:59:18.220
oh i'm so glad you're a whole bunch of provinces away now anyway um so are you yeah yeah very much
02:59:36.960
so so come over there and kick your ass exactly there you go our flight man she could be there
02:59:42.760
like yeah whatever right i'll get in my fucking i'll get in erica yeah right i'll be there faster
02:59:50.740
than you can say fuck you no i doubt that but anyway no 11 something like one yeah yeah it would
03:00:00.560
be about that i would not buck 60 buck 40 yeah something like that all right so here's desi down
03:00:06.480
in ottawa hey desi here in downtown ottawa where today chris barber is back in
03:00:12.480
ottawa court his legal team asking for a halt in sentencing his team is arguing that chris acted
03:00:19.460
in good faith during the freedom convoy protest relying on information from police lawyers and even
03:00:25.940
a judge so chris has been on the stand for most of the morning going over this is actually the first
03:00:31.600
time that chris has been on the stand too so hearing things from his perspective started out
03:00:36.400
basically from when he left the west coast a lot of the questioning regarding uh dealing with
03:00:42.400
police so as he was crossing from uh from the west east um he made contact with police agencies all
03:00:49.060
the way along so uh between rcmp provincial police uh local police services there was constant contact
03:00:55.880
with police who were providing uh guidance and uh and facilitating things along the way
03:01:00.800
um of note when he arrived in ontario he was met by opp and uh quote they joined the joined the
03:01:08.120
convoy so basically saying that from the ontario manitoba border on um they were escorted by opp all
03:01:14.980
the way to armprior which is a town just west of ottawa so they were escorted uh from the border all the
03:01:19.940
way through ontario to uh to armprior and then following that uh they were escorted part of the way into
03:01:25.180
ottawa from opp uh then that was headed over to ottawa police who uh escorted them through town and
03:01:32.180
all the way down onto wellington street basically in front of the supreme court so um a lot of talk
03:01:36.980
about how how police were uh were communicating about how police were suggesting things um we've
03:01:42.640
moved on past that now we're a few days into the convoy so there's talk about uh communication with
03:01:48.500
police with uh police liaisons about moving trucks all kinds of things so it's very interesting to hear
03:01:53.920
this perspective from uh from chris and how he was attempting to work with police um some of the
03:01:59.220
guidance police gave direction um quite a lot of information if you want more of the details i've
03:02:04.160
been live tweeting this morning on x so there'll be more details there but it is very very interesting
03:02:09.720
to hear uh that perspective from uh chris barber and uh hearing the uh hearing how involved the police
03:02:15.760
were and what they were recommending to do and this will be the general theme here trying to show that
03:02:20.240
chris was negotiating or negotiating is maybe the wrong word chris was in communication and looking
03:02:24.980
for guidance from police who were providing it providing instruction and guidance for at least in
03:02:30.620
all the testimony we've heard so far they've been providing guidance and uh and suggestions and
03:02:35.000
whatnot for the whole thing so that will be sort of the theme here that uh that they were following
03:02:38.860
direction or chris was following direction the whole time operating in good faith um we know with
03:02:43.200
ops he was in contact with the police forces along the way here and uh that continued as the convoy got in
03:02:49.260
so we're going to get into more testimony from chris here this afternoon and probably tomorrow if you
03:02:53.480
want to follow along from inside the courtroom i will be uh posting it on x and i'll have a more
03:02:59.440
update at the end of the day and tomorrow and there could be a decision here as early as friday i believe
03:03:05.780
so still lots more testimony we're only uh up to about february 2nd or 3rd here so far in the testimony
03:03:11.480
there are binders like good four inch thick binders full of text and and things so
03:03:17.140
it's taken a little while to go through everything but uh lots of interesting information coming out
03:03:22.260
and this really does start to paint a picture of uh this wasn't a rogue sort of thing it paints a
03:03:27.240
picture of somebody who was trying to work with police who was trying to do this the right way
03:03:30.220
um they also touched on actually before i go they did touch on also uh moving of trucks there was a
03:03:36.580
text that that commented uh chris was looking to move trucks out of residential areas and into
03:03:42.260
commercial areas police were helping and facilitating with that there was uh seemed very cordial the
03:03:46.740
interactions there's thank yous from police thank you for your help um this sort of thing so i imagine
03:03:51.660
that that theme will sort of continue um and then we will work our way through uh through the freedom
03:03:56.160
convoy protest and uh and chris's interactions with police and various other organizations so like
03:04:01.600
i said lots of what it comes stay tuned yeah it's actually kind of funny because that seems like
03:04:15.000
that's a point that gets lost in a lot of this is that how much they actually worked with law
03:04:21.200
enforcement and everybody else to get this done right like it's almost as if they act like it just
03:04:30.340
happened and it was completely rogue and that we just showed up and didn't tell anybody and we're
03:04:35.900
like fuck you we're here when in actuality it was they were in contact long before they even got to
03:04:41.680
ottawa yeah right like this was all kind of a team yeah it was like a team effort i would just ask the
03:04:50.800
judge and the court are you guys having fun with this now aren't you bored of this yet can we can we
03:04:57.340
stop wasting taxpayers money please you know the fact that they keep allowing it to play out is
03:05:02.100
shocking yeah because they're they're uh they're psychopaths yeah admitting they're wrong is
03:05:09.160
apparently harder they're psychopaths they're psycho fuck and to admit they're wrong would admit
03:05:16.700
they're psychopaths well yeah pretty much yeah well yeah and and jason's right here too like road
03:05:26.560
captains had specific liaison officers assigned to them right like and yes emergency lanes were open
03:05:34.440
i mean there there was a moment i might have closed one but you did well i mean for like 20 minutes
03:05:43.860
for 20 minutes man 20 minutes and then the cop saw it he moved it we were on uh i forget what street
03:05:50.800
it was but it was on the corner with the fucking shawarma shop that i always went to uh we had a
03:05:56.620
fucking good little dance party going on there and we were tired of fucking cars going by so
03:06:01.020
just kind of moved the one cone into the other lane and people started turning instead of going all
03:06:08.260
the way through and i was like cool nice but then eventually the cop noticed it and he moved it back
03:06:13.560
it was fun though yeah no dude oh yeah it was it was good time down there i don't give a fuck
03:06:24.920
it's good i just uh i don't know i'm too old for that shit yeah whatever i should have went i didn't
03:06:31.300
i don't know i should i don't have any regrets not going then at all really i don't i enjoyed a lot of it
03:06:37.560
um towards the end they wanted to go but then i knew if i had gone towards the end well it's like
03:06:44.280
this could probably be bad for me right my favorite could have been oh it would have been definitely could
03:06:53.280
have been no my mouth and me being me right i just would have been bad i just i know me by now right
03:07:02.860
like like fucking there's that's why i don't go to bars and shit man i'm telling you i can't i don't
03:07:09.420
even want to go out anymore i'm just worried i'm going to end up in jail because people are stupid
03:07:16.320
and welcome yeah yeah true very true you know yeah it's just how it goes and it's only getting
03:07:29.560
it's only getting worse though it's uh it's getting worse and worse not getting better out there when
03:07:34.820
you go out and wander in the downtown the mall is not the same like i remember downtown st john used to
03:07:40.320
be awesome walk downtown you always seen somebody and he was like hey how are you haven't seen you in a
03:07:44.780
while and you're shaking your hand yeah and a little five minutes later you bump into somebody
03:07:48.380
else oh hi hey how you doing you're everybody's name shit it's not like that anymore hasn't been
03:07:53.600
like that for a long time it's all fucking foreign when i was in frederican i i met a first responder
03:08:01.800
i tried to pretend i was fainting and i needed mouth to mouth it was i didn't get mouth to mouth but
03:08:12.440
he was quite cute holy fucking late and gay what favorite anyway that was all that i ran into when
03:08:23.080
i was in the city was just a you tried to pull the old faint to get mouth to mouth but i definitely
03:08:29.420
did trust me if you had you probably would have asked for mouth to mouth too if you had seen that
03:08:34.900
i can assure you it was a hot chick maybe not dude he looked like a anyway i mean suspenders and
03:08:47.860
i don't know if whatever like if you're saving a life oh my breath it's just gone
03:08:56.500
lord yep that was all i ran into though in frederican yeah you like that firefighter look it wasn't the
03:09:08.460
worst i mean there was i mean there was a person who was lying on the ground that might have needed
03:09:13.320
medical attention at some point but didn't require it at that time and um but i feel like he definitely
03:09:20.500
did at some point because he was you know lying on the ground but he seems to be fine as he let
03:09:27.860
everyone know apparently who were walking by him because that's what people do now is they just walk
03:09:40.660
well that's what people become jaded especially when you live in a city
03:09:48.880
and you don't know if a person is dead or needs help or something if it's a dead
03:09:52.740
and people don't want to have any repercussions they're thinking about repercussions they're
03:09:57.620
thinking ahead if i get involved holy fuck what's gonna happen here now right yeah
03:10:02.260
whole other fucking world shit yeah weird though i don't know i remember a time when like we helped
03:10:09.480
people but right but i might get stabbed or fucking arrested or totally i mean i'm sure if i tried to
03:10:17.160
help that person that i probably would have gotten like robbed and stabbed and whatever else whatever
03:10:23.240
fucking the only thing i had in my wallet was like a dag coin so trust me i didn't have any money
03:10:30.760
oh shit that's happening now 50 in there what's happening now thus uh trump and the south african
03:10:40.280
president so real excuse me well i don't know i just see oh wait maybe no one never mind well that
03:10:51.080
does that's supposed to happen today island jason said he already saw some of it i thought
03:10:58.280
yeah well i'm like it went off the rails because trump's their videos and
03:11:05.160
about the genocide happening there yeah oh yeah so did you give me any answers probably not a real
03:11:11.960
good icebreaker he probably didn't read the room there right i mean
03:11:20.760
it was supposed to be like a zelensky times 10 right so people are hoping for it yeah trump just
03:11:26.840
goes in and is like yeah so genocides in your country yeah what's going on with the genocide
03:11:31.240
though bud what's going on wait what are you against white people
03:11:36.360
i can just come right and say it yeah didn't dip a toe in there he
03:11:39.720
fucking went in and fucking balls out cock first all right listen just catch mister
03:11:49.480
you catch on the fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire i need one of those
03:11:56.760
things i just i just use a piece of cardboard cardboard box and i open that up i'll just open
03:12:01.880
it up and go no that worked you just get a little shit out of it what are you talking about it just
03:12:07.880
needs a little bit of air to just get going it's a fire yeah the fire start we can't break it don't
03:12:14.040
break it it's a nice fireplace man is it bad that that plays in my head every time i build a fire
03:12:22.840
what like the prodigy song fire start i don't know this excuse me i don't know this this is like what
03:12:30.840
the hell what's wrong you don't know the song fire starter by the prodigy how are we friends
03:12:38.040
i don't know if i heard it why do i have to be on my phone when i can't do things to play the thing
03:12:45.560
i can't ask john to do it because he can't do anything anyway he's always on his phone
03:12:50.040
that he starts a live stream he just sits here in his phone the illuminati killed prodigy see
03:12:57.000
cam knows what i'm talking about listen dickhead i'm listen dickhead since i'm the only one who
03:13:03.400
does any work on this fucking stream because i got a dei higher in you all right i am currently
03:13:10.520
trying to talk and find you are the dei higher don't even try to fucking say you're not okay um
03:13:18.120
i'm trying to find the video one that's not an hour long so far the shortest i've found is 17
03:13:26.440
minutes uh of trump fucking showing this guy fucking genocide shit because apparently that
03:13:32.280
meeting went off the rails when he did it allegedly allegedly
03:13:41.080
is there like a shorter version because that's nice
03:13:44.040
we're gonna do drive flies now like this is what's happening you got drive by by your house
03:13:52.760
not a shooting not a drive by shooting no oh just the old drive roll by fucking drive
03:14:01.480
like the creepy like who lives in there no they're you know white cars with blue red and yellow on them and
03:14:09.720
they they they they like creeping because of what's next door is like but they park right outside
03:14:25.800
like you're not watching me no and still like fuck off right yeah yeah exactly i would just sit
03:14:34.360
well it wasn't it was nice i'd be sitting up there in a fucking rocking chair and oh do you want to
03:14:38.520
see what happens when i go sit outside like a moth to a flame the meth head smells the smoke and he'll
03:14:45.080
be here in literally 30 seconds because smoke oh that's when i that's that's how you get that
03:14:52.120
shit in the body you say get the fuck out of here fuck off listen i do like most of the time i do
03:14:58.680
and there are people in the chat who know that because they've seen it but sometimes i'm just not
03:15:04.040
in the mood to altercate with you know meth rocking i'm not providing your fucking cigarette habit man
03:15:09.320
fuck if you don't can't afford to fucking smoke quit man that's why he's walking around my house
03:15:13.960
because he's picking up cigarette butts five don't leave cigarette butts out there then okay
03:15:20.760
listen if you think you're the first person who's told me that already today thank you and
03:15:27.160
listen but he's still he's still gonna look for them because they were there before
03:15:31.000
yeah but how about this maybe stay in your own fucking property right how about that
03:15:35.720
shoot him in the ass man oh i got a fucking ass fuck a pellet gun
03:15:41.800
jesus christ i got a real sharp you need signs out there saying private
03:15:45.880
fucking property and a hunting knife that he dropped outside my front fucking door so
03:15:53.800
as in incorrect scotian lady dei hires don't do any work i'm doing all the work listen
03:15:59.320
i do a lot of work i have to keep the fucking the message in line
03:16:11.080
i have to bring my starlink in every time i fucking leave my house and at night because
03:16:20.680
this this is this this is it listen come on i feel like i'm all for like hand-to-can
03:16:27.720
combat i'm not gonna use anything other than fucking yeah i'm gonna make it count
03:16:41.240
it's not gonna happen twice have a good dozen machine gun tits
03:16:49.800
no not machine gun i don't want i don't want i just want to uh one and done
03:16:54.600
put out and i'm fucking down with this because it's two and done but one for each person maybe
03:17:00.360
i don't know whatever one and done though i don't want fucking machine guns nah shotgun i can handle it
03:17:11.560
that would be so fun this is gonna be like now i need to add this is like that's gonna be my superhero
03:17:17.080
fucking thing i want shotgun titties well he's been done more than once yeah on the austin powers the
03:17:25.240
girl had the but those weren't shotguns they were just like machete kills or something wasn't there
03:17:33.640
there's been a couple movies there's a isn't there a jades bond movie where the girl has there's a couple
03:17:50.120
yeah i feel like i could definitely i could definitely uh it would be funny yeah
03:18:10.120
bear spray it comes right out love the smell of napalm in the morning
03:18:13.960
so it'd be like a bear spray just just fucking from here to my back door like 20 foot fucking spray
03:18:20.920
but you can ignite it right oh and it sticks to you because it's napalm like uh prison napalm
03:18:27.560
imagine if i had oh you know what you could you could get that
03:18:31.560
you could get pepper spray in the bluetooth speaker cock and then it could be like pecker spray
03:18:44.440
i feel like you should find so if you're gonna have a second penis with all of these things i feel like
03:18:49.320
you should also have something you should have a maybe your balls replaced with like some bionic
03:18:57.640
nuts in there so that you can do something special with the nuts like maybe have them be like your
03:19:02.200
battery pack or something like your backup you know because how are you gonna get yeah maybe
03:19:14.520
cancer is that what you're gonna die from do we have a cancer okay well no i'm going for a heart
03:19:20.040
attack is that way i can beat that was it and then i can say that he beat cancer that's right okay
03:19:26.120
so i guess that won't play into the heart attack thing would you have a heart attack from having
03:19:30.280
lithium balls but if but if i get cancer i beat the heart attack okay so i can still say it
03:19:45.160
because they're batteries right okay you're not get prostate cancer because it's right next to your
03:19:52.840
whatever well i feel like people put their cell phones in their pockets same thing
03:19:56.360
hmm you know so but i feel like it would be it would be a disturbance to have this like penis
03:20:05.640
that can do all the things without the balls to accompany it because i feel like a penis without
03:20:09.560
the balls it's like meh you know no one wants that turn your bag hold your battery balls in a faraday
03:20:16.200
bag so you know your nutsack is a faraday sack yeah oh so you could do like a bat wing with like
03:20:23.240
your balls and make it like a full faraday yeah and you can tuck your phone penis in there at the
03:20:28.680
same time right oh my god faraday balls at night we go to sleep faraday ball bag this is great see
03:20:37.240
that see that is genius well we're thinking about how to shield your other parts from getting cancer and
03:20:45.880
faraday bag that's funny that's funny yeah right that'd work people would probably pay good money for
03:21:09.480
that too right they would i feel like some like as somebody who spent a long time bartending
03:21:15.480
that is definitely like i feel like if i had titties that could give out liquor right and but
03:21:21.960
canada post pays for it right circle them circle them back there sorry i did a 180 totally we're
03:21:27.960
gonna make yeah exactly 100 yeah we gotta we gotta get a job there yeah that's right and and totally
03:21:36.760
take all the government jobs and just start asking for like the the best the best surgeries we could
03:21:43.080
possibly think of yeah and i mean this is this is a we can do this guys like this is fun again we can
03:21:51.080
call it the diagonal i zach had it or something great oh my lord have mercy
03:22:00.280
we're gonna take an adventure outside i'm gonna see what's gonna happen because it's sunny and i
03:22:13.160
want to take adventure of the sun it's like five minutes so i want to take advantage of it it won't
03:22:17.720
last long yeah get up there enjoy it i'm gonna i'm taking you guys with me let's see if he shows up
03:22:23.240
it's supposed to be raining here for the next week pretty much from what i see yeah it's been raining
03:22:27.880
for like days god damn well you're in your brunswick man it's like it's like that it's always
03:22:34.120
rainy yeah i have no pants on either so hopefully the neighbors are too drunken by this time of the
03:22:41.880
afternoon to notice yeah it's getting cheeky getting cheeky with the neighbors right
03:22:48.840
to try to not trip over my fucking starlight cyborg division
03:22:55.640
yeah cyborg division that's it diagonal and cyborg division that's a great great
03:23:00.040
fucking idea we should definitely try and do this i'll start applying for canada post and uh
03:23:07.320
government jobs out here i should start drawing cartoons start fucking doing a cartoon of this
03:23:12.360
like lava titties fucking shotgun titties yeah we could totally mine i thought prosthetic
03:23:20.600
fucking penises that have bluetooth and laser lights and disco balls whatever well yeah the ball
03:23:28.520
sacks with the uh with the battery packs in it i think it's genius and imagine if it was just like
03:23:34.120
one of those uh you know like the the ones you can just like set your phone down on
03:23:38.040
let's be drawn like your penis would just like lay on the balls and it would be like charging you
03:23:43.800
know like when it's when it's just sitting there
03:23:49.560
oh yeah i should do a check in the yard to see if there's any new weapons good idea
03:23:54.600
let's see if we dropped anything we're taking an adventure since
03:24:17.000
yeah so i'm gonna get one of those hummingbird eaters yes you like stick onto the window
03:24:25.640
that's what i love about their bronzer they're in up north but mostly down in bronzer man they're
03:24:32.920
yeah and they're friendly i don't know why but and sometimes they'll dive bomb your ass if you're
03:24:38.760
too close to the feeder they'll fucking they get upset yeah yeah
03:24:43.000
did i tell you the story about when i had a budweiser hat on once up north
03:24:46.280
Ontario and i had one try to drink out of my ass there we go
03:24:50.200
oh my god stop the hole in my hat no he stuck his fucking beak he was trying to drink for my hat man
03:24:54.920
mm-hmm and the first time i almost swatted it and they came back yeah they're trying to drink for my butt
03:25:03.720
can you see the river yeah you can see the river
03:25:07.160
right okay that wasn't a little bit that's not what i wanted to do
03:25:12.360
the other way over there trees are starting to hide it yeah give me homesick stop put that away
03:25:35.800
right down here i might just want to move in for a bit i'll be the only three months stay there three
03:25:40.520
months all right as long as michelle comes so that she can cook with me i'm fine with it trump
03:25:46.360
and south african president cyril ramah posa at the white house today it's the first time president
03:25:51.400
trump has hosted the leader of that's just going to play immediately is it
03:25:56.520
i wasn't expecting that it's okay that was unexpected questions rise during meeting between
03:26:02.840
president trump yeah so this is like some video i found it's the uh the takeaways
03:26:13.960
the meeting quickly became combative president trump requested that a video be played
03:26:18.760
that pushed claims that a genocide against white south africans was taking place in
03:26:23.160
president ramiposa's country it quickly became apparent ramiposa did not know the video was coming
03:26:28.040
we have a multi-party democracy in south africa that allows people to express themselves political
03:26:36.280
parties to adhere to various policies and in many cases or in some cases those policies
03:26:43.880
do not go along with policy me talking to a child over here buddy
03:26:49.880
it's completely completely i think i'm not what he was saying even in the parliament
03:26:58.920
this follows relations becoming the trump administration has repeatedly accused south
03:27:04.760
africa's government of being racist against white citizens oh there it is from white farmers and
03:27:09.800
allowing a genocide to take place claims ramiposa has vehemently denied but president trump recently
03:27:16.360
allowed dozens of white south african farmers to come to the united states as refugees with an
03:27:22.760
expedited pathway to citizenship to escape their purported violence during their meeting president
03:27:27.960
trump addressed the decision we have many people that feel they're being persecuted and they're coming
03:27:33.480
to the united states so we take from many many locations if we feel there's persecution or genocide going
03:27:41.000
on and uh we had a lot of people i must tell you mr president we have had a tremendous number of people
03:27:48.920
especially since they've seen this uh generally they're white farmers choppy for you too south africa
03:27:56.680
a little bit you know it's a very sad thing to see people on this list
03:28:02.120
bring in cbs news senior white house and political correspondent we jean jang we just uh were we
03:28:07.080
expecting this meeting to take this turn and can you go a little further to what happened all right
03:28:11.640
doesn't look like that i don't know if they're actually going to show
03:28:19.880
any of that but i was getting really choppy too but i guess he started playing like videos and
03:28:26.200
surprised the guy with it what stupid cats man well they love you
03:28:33.800
no i don't care i know they can off that's that's kind of what i think
03:28:46.120
fucking asshole cats but i'll have to i'll have to go and find like an actual video of the videos he
03:28:52.520
was playing because it looks like it was fun can i present shit can't do that last time or no
03:28:58.840
i'll be right back i gotta do it with my fire i just yeah you have to use the percent i have no pants on
03:29:04.680
yeah that's so i can fire something and pull something up can i fire yeah well if he's
03:29:10.200
pull up her pants i can go find a clip before but well i'll find something uh because jason island jason
03:29:16.920
said did she stuff her flow on that table again i hope so
03:29:31.960
like i i could play that video the other i just i wanted to have it so that we could actually talk with
03:29:37.400
it but i wonder if she knows we can still hear it oh yeah she knows hi i'm back sorry did you could
03:29:46.040
you hear us we hear you oh no i didn't have my earbuds in what did you know you were we could
03:29:52.200
hear you no what's that that's a lot of swearing man see d-e-i hire it was being a dickhead
03:30:00.120
so i was yelling at it oh i think you stubbed your toe oh that's what happens when you have d-e-i hires
03:30:06.040
yelling at fire all right when the fire acts like a dick i yell at it um like a dick no i'm interested
03:30:14.360
i'm interested in this freaking this interview with the south african president yeah well especially
03:30:20.040
especially once trump decides to just be like hey let's look at this video right i want to see this
03:30:26.200
that's what it sounds like is he just randomly tossed a video on of them talking about white genocide
03:30:32.280
and he went off the rails because he's talking for the five seconds i've seen there this guy's
03:30:41.880
trying to explain to trump like he's some kind of kindergartner about how to go over there and
03:30:47.240
we do this and we yeah we know what you do bud like it's like trump's just sitting there waiting
03:31:06.920
i've seen the live debate about the um that they're having the senate over the
03:31:13.240
over the uh the white refugees from south africa but the man what my god man
03:31:19.720
how do these senators like that they're just losing their minds because they just allowed
03:31:27.560
a handful of fucking white people into the country they're actually being persecuted
03:31:31.880
yeah that blows my mind really it does like it's so fucking stupid
03:32:04.600
i don't want to no he's not staying here get back here
03:32:12.360
no good no he's your buddy now no i'm gonna get it yeah i killed that killed it
03:32:21.000
now you're gonna bird he's going to auschwitz watch
03:32:46.360
before i brought it up he was just talking about the genocide and
03:32:48.760
that's what he said um he mentioned it i guess the false story i can bring it up
03:32:54.680
well i don't know what it is currently but latisha james who's the attorney general of new
03:32:58.680
york state oh i was just taking questions i'm not involved in that at all i know that
03:33:02.680
it's being handled by various groups i guess but it's uh it's major fraud uh
03:33:11.000
mortgage documents and uh yeah everything yeah i think she said the father was her husband
03:33:16.440
i think that's already happened they're just going live because it's the station that's live
03:33:19.800
she chose her father replaying maybe that is possible yeah they're replaying
03:33:25.080
didn't she uh sign in virginia yet she said she lived in virginia yet she's
03:33:29.800
new york state attorney general and she did that for tax reasons so she could take advantage of taxes
03:33:38.200
units she had a much different number which wouldn't have allowed her to qualify and scam the
03:33:43.960
government so i don't know i think she's very bad for new york but i really don't know too much
03:33:48.280
about it i don't care go back to say that every president thank you very much
03:33:57.960
well i want to see peace i want to see happiness i want to see you know you have incredible land is
03:34:22.760
tremendous value a lot of countries don't have that value in the land the value you have you know
03:34:27.400
we have a situation i think you've probably heard about it we've done through some very talented people
03:34:34.440
helped settle a war that's been raging for years rwanda and the congo and i think we've done it
03:34:42.840
believe it or not i think we've done it and uh could you just say a few words about that that's right
03:34:48.360
yes a couple of weeks ago we signed they signed the two parties signed the declaration
03:34:53.800
of principle in which they agreed on the way forward and where they have both submitted the
03:35:00.600
draft peace agreements and we we have put together one that incorporates both of their suggestions and
03:35:10.040
we've given it to them so we're in the process of finalizing looking very good no we have to thank you
03:35:16.200
for even those efforts because the african continent particularly our southern african development
03:35:22.840
community has for years been seeking to foster peace in the democratic republic of the congo so all
03:35:31.560
efforts including those from outside the continent inside the continent are really worthwhile we have
03:35:39.800
just we are removing our troops from there so that peace can then prevail in that whole area and
03:35:48.680
we hope that with the support of the international community we will really have peace in that area
03:35:55.320
it's so oh yeah with your help we want your guys to over and die so we sent our people there and
03:36:02.600
i think we did a very good job i said it by my friend and that was great that was great i mean i'm just
03:36:08.280
hearing phenomenal reports because all i'm hearing is death death and the chopping heads off and it's
03:36:13.400
so horrible over there and uh it was really brave of you to go there and i really appreciate it and it
03:36:20.040
looks like that it looks like we have something very very substantial we also talked about trade with
03:36:26.840
them in terms of uh rare earth and all but really more for the it's like uh if you take a look at what we
03:36:34.200
just did with pakistan and india we settled that whole but and i think i settled it through trade
03:36:41.560
we're doing a big deal with india we're doing a big deal with pakistan and i said what are you guys
03:36:47.240
doing you know they somebody had to be the last one to shoot but the shooting was getting worse and
03:36:52.840
worse bigger and bigger deeper and deeper into the countries and uh we spoke to them and we i think we
03:36:59.960
you know i hate to say we got it settled and then two days later something happens and they say it's
03:37:05.160
trump's fault but uh we pakistan has got some excellent people and some really good great
03:37:12.600
i totally don't this is boring and india you done with this or what
03:37:18.840
well yeah because it's not showing us what we're already past what we uh wanted to see yeah well i just
03:37:24.920
missed some of it um they didn't have it up in time but i just found it there's other ones there
03:37:31.400
too i can go find the actual clip but i just saw that was live i'm like oh it's live they're both
03:37:38.200
sitting there okay that's it yeah it's question period time so that was the end of it i think
03:37:43.880
yeah it's getting there and that's for sure yeah it's just
03:37:52.440
i'm sorry i'm all excited yeah farmer killers bragging i don't even want to see some of the
03:37:58.600
videos that i have i have seen some videos because these guys videotape their rapes and murders when
03:38:04.360
they do this forward right and uh and it gets uploaded so it's it's snuff and i don't like snuff so
03:38:11.080
um when you see some of it it's like wow man wow some shit was captured on the cameras that they
03:38:19.640
had the farmers had in their homes and shit it's like fuck off man like how we're not going to war
03:38:26.200
with these people all these people right well we are i guess but we're just inviting them into our house
03:38:32.040
first apparently help itself the fridge before we go over to war with them it's creepy yeah come on
03:38:39.880
in and eat some food from my fridge and bang my wife and then we're going to work but yeah i guess
03:38:47.640
i mean that's i may see you here pretty aggressive way of looking at it but yeah i i know i'm sorry
03:38:52.680
what else yeah i know i get it like that's not you're not i mean you're not wrong well we're at war
03:38:59.560
what else are we man yeah i know 100 you're not wrong i'm not disagreeing with you warfare changes
03:39:05.720
over time now we have drone warfare now we have psyop warfare psychological warfare warfare is different
03:39:12.120
on different levels there's lots of different levels of you know um people are dying and the
03:39:18.680
people that are in charge and causing it all i still want to build the gallows myself personally
03:39:23.640
yeah listen i'm all four fucking wood chippers huge fan i love i like i love driving a good d10
03:39:33.000
toss me behind a fucking you know the wheel of a dozer i'm happy i won't say no
03:39:39.480
yeah you'll switch what the okay so apparently now remember bonnie blue
03:40:09.720
doesn't say nobody nobody seems to know she probably gave somebody aids she got arrested
03:40:16.920
you can't get her well that i would not doubt because i did hear that there was no testing needed
03:40:23.480
to get in on that which that alone is there was no way nobody had to be tested
03:40:31.000
why did she id people but some of them were some of the miners like who knows
03:40:37.960
it doesn't matter man somebody said they did the math and the math doesn't add up there's no way she
03:40:41.560
could have had that many in that well no apparently there was fluffers
03:40:49.480
which which raised the question what happens if maybe you go while the fluffers fluffing
03:40:55.800
right do you just go back do you just go to the back of the line and hope it's ready to go when
03:41:02.040
it's your turn again or i okay so fluffing you mean just sitting there and smacking one
03:41:08.200
yeah they have a fluffer somebody spanking it for you what yeah they've got somebody that's
03:41:14.920
fucking you know the first line is man okay tell me it's exactly what it sounds like you're in a
03:41:22.040
room waiting to go in and they're the ones getting you fucking ready to go fluffy
03:41:28.760
see what she's giving a hand job so yeah they're getting you ready for when you get to go in with
03:41:34.600
her okay so she's getting one in there and she's doing this she's got two hands no you are not
03:41:39.320
fucking listening as usual somebody else is the fluffer well that doesn't count
03:41:45.720
no jesus christ it's the pre-game warm-up that's what it is while you're waiting somebody's there
03:41:56.440
to make sure you stay good and ready it still has nothing to do with the count though right no and
03:42:03.720
nobody said it did i'm just saying that you're saying that it doesn't no listen you are saying
03:42:08.840
that it does the numbers don't add up you couldn't do it that quick no it's because there's a fluffer so
03:42:13.240
that way by the time they get in they only have to they only have to do a couple of pumps because
03:42:17.880
they've already been fucking getting some i totally get you i'm just saying it works if
03:42:23.160
everybody had a fucking diamond cutter it wouldn't matter mathematically you couldn't do it you don't
03:42:28.600
need a fluffer fluffers irrelevant you couldn't do it even with a diamond cutter if everybody had a
03:42:33.160
diamond what are you talking about yeah chris is gonna get a job as a fluffer now
03:42:40.200
i thought guaranteed well i mean it's all technique right come on all technique
03:42:47.640
you know fondle the balls a little bit oh my god is chris gonna talk about how to
03:42:51.960
fucking give a blowjob right now i feel like this apparently this is how i know he's gonna be a
03:42:56.840
fluffer i'm just i'm talking about reverse like this is what you didn't mean
03:43:02.200
fun of the balls what is happening here can't there will be no discussion of
03:43:08.840
ball fondle some guys don't like their balls balls final though because they're sensitive right
03:43:16.680
there's the opposite effect i hate i hate that i've googled this now because now you got only fans
03:43:21.720
model hospitalized after attempting to outdo bonnie blue's stunt goes horribly wrong like jesus
03:43:28.360
fuck the degeneracy is is deep like there isn't even a word for that like that's not even degeneracy
03:43:39.960
anymore that's like a whole new there's got to be a whole new word for that yeah because that's just
03:43:47.320
died oh my god like why would you even think of that
03:43:55.560
that's amazing you come up with a latin term for it i'm sure if you need latin i don't know latin very
03:44:07.400
not sure do you all right wait what's this fun voyage bonnie blue told she needs to go to jail as
03:44:23.240
she baits worried parents of kids on first teen holiday with feral message what
03:44:28.760
this comes just days after bonnie said she doesn't think she's gone young enough
03:44:37.320
and is hunting for fresh meat wow doesn't think she said this she doesn't think she's gone young
03:44:44.200
enough yeah it says the 25 year old recently claimed she will be doing another six spring
03:44:50.040
bake challenge this year and bonnie has now revealed an even more bizarre move
03:44:59.560
where is the controversial brit porn star who was banned from australia for a similar
03:45:04.600
stunt in 2024 is known for sleeping with 18 year olds to help them lose their virginity
03:45:11.160
and recording it for her only fans page there you go she's out for charity i guess
03:45:15.240
her six stunts which included attending nottingham trent university and offering students sex if
03:45:21.960
they let her film the bizarre encounters has led her to be banned branded as a predator by many
03:45:27.640
critics yeah that's a demon man she's predator for sure yeah she's planned to visit a uni on
03:45:33.560
australia's gold coast for free sex marathons you're saying where she'd bonk freshers and yada
03:45:41.960
yada yada yada however plans suffered a huge blow after her visa was cancelled i wonder if that's
03:45:47.640
maybe what she got arrested over yeah uh since then the 25 year old has allegedly broken the world
03:45:54.600
record of okay no that wasn't it um sarah keeps molting over here from one sarah to the next sarah
03:46:03.800
like yeah it's what happens when you have dei hires right they don't they can't stay on one camera
03:46:21.160
i have to get a new password each time so that takes time you know
03:46:24.520
to have a couple smokes have coffee knock on the phone
03:46:31.720
can you guys hear me and see me yeah yeah unfortunately shut up
03:46:38.120
so it says uh bonnie announced the gross news on tiktok saying i'm going to live stream my
03:46:44.120
experience with some of the spring breakers especially those barely legal so if you're a
03:46:50.840
parent wondering what your kid's getting up to at spring break don't worry i'm gonna live stream it
03:47:08.360
so my neighbor just wants to back into her driveway
03:47:12.200
and uh she said people just i remember this from when i drove people use my screen
03:47:18.120
they're just people are right up your ass as soon as you come around the corner
03:47:31.400
dude like i that's what i just stop and just give him the finger and then back up makes
03:47:37.880
like you man like this is not your shortcut cocksucker i'm just backing on my
03:47:42.600
fucking road driveway to two people she almost got fucking hit there twice i just watched them
03:47:48.760
all right i don't know anyways sorry i just ran out of fucking seen that shit jesus christ chris
03:47:59.000
five people arrested in a camera store robbery that's a weird place to rob but sure
03:48:03.480
yeah it is unless you have like somebody that you already had it sold to or something maybe
03:48:21.960
i mean like i i guess cameras are expensive i mean you could maybe
03:48:37.160
i still can't wrap my head around the fact that she slept with all those people on one day
03:48:42.680
yeah neither can i i just i like i can't wrap my head around even being one of those guys
03:48:48.680
and i especially can't like i laughed because a buddy of mine sent me a meme that was like uh would you
03:48:57.400
first versus the 100 gorillas or last versus bonnie blue oh no
03:49:06.200
i'm going with the gorilla yeah definitely going with the gorilla yeah
03:49:11.720
i'll be a fluffer i'll i'll i'll i'll take fluffer your fucking job
03:49:27.560
go gay and jerk people off and fucking stick it in that fucking disease
03:49:56.360
hey if you only get rich you have to do uncomfortable things right
03:50:11.400
oh yeah being one of those guys man like it it just tells you where about the men gone
03:50:27.560
yeah i wait i wait for the future but then sometimes i see young men that are that have
03:50:31.240
their shit together and aren't retarded it's like okay
03:50:58.760
i'm fluffing it right now yeah well that's that's part of his fluffing is that he's gonna
03:51:04.520
lady sent a super chat says this has been a great episode of fluff around and find out
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appreciate the healthy dose of laughter safe and effective medicine
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fluff around and find out let's go that's funny
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fluff around and find out i like that jesus christ
03:51:27.320
also shout out to scotian lady for so apparently uh
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i'm gonna try again i don't know how successful i'll be but i'm gonna try again
03:51:41.960
oh i'm gonna try again just not right now to quit smoking oh yeah i don't i don't want to
03:51:48.920
i'm gonna make an attempt we'll see but you don't smoke that much though really it seems viva
03:51:55.000
fries got the video we want to i don't smoke a lot
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i smoke too much is this the one yes i could smoke more but i need to i smoke when i want to
03:52:09.880
oh if we can commit to an actual schedule do are we is there a day that we should do it i don't know
03:52:17.480
we haven't really we talked about having a consistent schedule now that i'm back on the internet
03:52:21.400
well wednesday afternoon right now seems like a good time no
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what's that mike it's your guys is what people want yeah well people in the chat what do they want
03:52:46.920
i mean daytime slots work for sure daytime slots doesn't interfere with anything i'm a huge fan of
03:52:58.840
that's amazing what was her name patty it was patty the daytime hooker from uh my name is earl i think
03:53:04.280
patty the daytime hooker that's right yeah yeah my name is earl i'm just trying to be a better person
03:53:10.680
it's a good show i like that show that's a good show
03:53:13.560
who's that what's her name uh jessica simpson i think her name was the blonde chick in it
03:53:19.080
no jamie jamie lee isn't it i don't know jamie presley right yeah okay that's her name yeah
03:53:28.200
yeah she's funny okay let's see let's see if i can do it this way again um it seems viva fry
03:53:36.120
has the video that we actually wanted of trump oh does he yeah so let's see
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i'm gonna try it this way and see if that works hey you do that i'm gonna grab a beer and i'll be
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back i can hear it there's no white genocide in south africa
03:53:58.680
all right i'll have to do it the other way because this is gay that's fine though
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let's get down here where's the there it is remove that let's do it this way
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So these people, when you want to heal their heart, go after a white man.
04:00:21.920
They feel a terrible pain because you have touched a white man.
04:00:28.920
Not because Bashama and Soleim will not be touched.
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To kill Hamaza, kill the poor, Obama, kill the poor, Obama,
04:01:21.120
I'm saying to you, we're not courted for the killing of white people, at least for now.
04:01:27.920
And you understand some of you watching that, especially as it gets shared on Twitter,
04:01:33.600
It sounds like it's going to be a slide over there.
04:01:57.920
We will expropriate left without compensation, whether they like it or not.
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If they object, they can seek a refugee in America.
04:02:25.360
These are the, these are burial sites right here, burial sites.
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And those cars are lined up to pay love on a Sunday morning.
04:02:43.680
Each one of those white things you see is a cross.
04:02:52.160
They're all white farmers, the family of white farmers.
04:02:58.400
They're stopped there to pay respects to their family member who was killed.
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Have they told you where that is, Mr. President?
04:03:28.400
No, I'd like to know where that is, because this I've never seen.
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How does he not know where it is, this fucking idiot?
04:03:54.720
He got real fat pretty quick, didn't he, this big black belt?
04:03:59.360
When he's going to go kill the boar in the stadium, he looked like he was fit.
04:04:18.000
But he was, in the very beginning, he smiled and chuckled.
04:04:20.880
Yeah, if he could have ran out of there, he probably would have.
04:04:30.000
I don't think he didn't expect that, and I think that he was hoping that it was going
04:04:33.600
to be something easily explained, and then that started.
04:04:38.960
Yeah, so you play the black card, the race card.
04:04:47.860
Leaning so far forward, like he's trying so hard to see it because he doesn't know what's
04:05:15.180
I mean, people are like, oh, no, Trump's so racist, so he's the white guy, so he's automatically
04:05:19.220
bad, that black president from South Africa, he's in the right, and those boars are racist,
04:05:26.940
It's not really going to enlighten anybody, I don't think, because we already have two
04:05:38.780
Well, they should have done something about them getting raped and murdered and fucking
04:05:47.280
Like, no, we can't, because it's, you know, racist.
04:05:53.320
So, let's have a look at how the different areas are headlining this.
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Trump ambushes South African president in Oval Office with claims of, and in quotations,
04:06:10.740
Washington Post says Trump confronts African president, pushing claims of genocide.
04:06:27.760
They go, Trump ambushes South African president with video and false claims of anti-white racism.
04:06:41.420
Trump confronts South African leader with baseless claims of targeting killing of whites.
04:07:07.900
Fox News says Trump confronts African president with video of treatment of white farmers.
04:07:13.460
So, at least Fox is, we knew they'd be on board, though.
04:07:28.720
Like, fuck, they're playing, like, did nobody look at what he's playing?
04:07:42.180
I don't need to see it, because I've already seen enough of it.
04:07:44.260
No, well, like when they were talking about the crosses, we already know exactly what video that is.
04:07:50.200
It's the one with white crosses, both sides of the road, and it goes all the way the fuck down the road, right?
04:07:58.400
And the one of the fucking black guys in the stadium fucking killed the boar, killed the farmer, like we've seen.
04:08:13.160
Yeah, that was him all dressed up there with a fucking hat and everything on.
04:08:24.840
It's like everywhere, it's like, oh, just claims.
04:08:38.080
Like I said, we can have a dump truck full of evidence and it's, oh, those are baseless claims.
04:08:51.360
We're going to jail for mischief for a team, right?
04:08:53.580
There's people who still are believing the COVID narrative and who still believe that the vaccines didn't cause any side effects and things like that.
04:09:02.240
Those, there's people who still defend against that vehemently.
04:09:11.220
Actually, Jason, you want to send that to me on Facebook?
04:09:23.780
Well, are you able to, because I can't copy it off of there.
04:09:27.320
No, I just go to, I just open up another window and click on it.
04:09:50.320
Like, you can fuck right off to fuck off Mountain with your bullshit.
04:10:11.400
This is a prime example of why DEI just doesn't work.
04:10:23.020
We believe our private investigator, we believe that there's certain parts of her story that
04:10:33.260
For now, I really hope she's out putting up posters.
04:10:44.360
Proves the world or prove to us that we've attacked.
04:10:53.720
That's the biological father at the center of a suspicious Canadian-
04:10:58.240
Except it's not Lily and Jack Sullivan, the one I've been analyzing almost every day since
04:11:03.080
It's actually a different one with eerily similar circumstances from the kid's age to the place
04:11:12.780
It's got nothing to do with the price of cheese.
04:11:26.220
And you go click on it, it's like, no, it's the same shit.
04:11:33.260
It's clickbait to get fucking likes and shit, man.
04:11:36.300
So I don't even really want to talk about it anymore, man, really.
04:11:40.140
Yeah, well, I mean, at this point, there's not much to talk about until it's found or...
04:11:48.940
We all weighed in and speculated like we're all fucking armchair detectives and shit as
04:12:05.040
Yeah, well, I think it's probably the stepdad anyway, so...
04:12:12.540
Well, I mean, that's what it is right now, is an Unself Mystery, yeah.
04:12:19.860
Well, there's a couple red flags, man, not from the get-go, or at least, like, yeah.
04:12:31.480
When we figure it out, it's gonna end up being the stepdad.
04:12:46.700
It's not out of the realm of possibility, but...
04:12:49.760
Maybe they actually got fucking scooped up by some fucking sicko, right?
04:12:58.340
Because they're in, like, the middle of nowhere.
04:13:00.700
So, like, who the fuck is trolling country roads looking for kids to be out in their yard, right?
04:13:07.420
Wasn't it in the evening, or was it first thing in the morning?
04:13:13.620
Well, it was, like, sometime in the morning, because they were sleeping, and allegedly the kids went outside, and then they wake up around noon, I think it was that it was said, and the kids are just gone.
04:13:29.520
I don't believe that somebody just randomly drove by, saw those kids, and was like, oh, look, kids, I'm gonna grab them.
04:13:34.880
Because, I mean, they're kind of in the middle of nowhere, right?
04:13:42.440
I know, but it could have been someone who frequented their partying and shit that eyeballed the head and eye on those kids, and knew the parents were fuck-ups.
04:13:57.900
That's what I think it was, is that, you know, they probably...
04:14:04.200
The market for that fucking thing is scary, right?
04:14:12.240
Chief Amazon driver hit them and hid the bodies.
04:14:19.260
I don't think they would hide the bodies, though.
04:14:26.720
Well, they usually just dump them in the ganges, so...
04:14:30.000
Maybe check the river or something, I don't know.
04:14:40.540
There's, like, a little train that brings you to the front door from the parking lot instead of, like, a shuttle.
04:15:03.460
You go down a trolley car and you threw a door into the oven.
04:15:08.720
How do you burn things if there's a wooden door?
04:15:38.460
No, they wouldn't be able to understand German.
04:15:58.860
There's lots of, like, Scotia was saying, like, there's lots of scenarios.
04:16:03.100
But all the scenarios that come to my head that could play out is not going to end well for the kids.
04:16:10.920
Like, I would just assume that they're, unless they're off living with some rich family somewhere on an island,
04:16:17.960
and they get sold, and they're living on a fancy island with some people who couldn't have kids or something.
04:16:24.880
Unfortunately, I don't think they're off to a fucking happy foster family somewhere else where they just sold them, and they're gone off to a...
04:16:36.400
I didn't think they were sold to be, like, living in a family.
04:16:41.120
Either way, man, I think we'd all just come to the conclusion now that they're not with us at all, like, anymore, which is fucking sad.
04:16:48.580
And I would just, you know, some of us just want...
04:16:51.800
We all crave justice, because we don't get it ever in this country.
04:17:05.640
You can push for once the cops to do their fucking job right.
04:17:10.900
Well, here's the problem, though, is it doesn't even matter if the cops do the job right.
04:17:14.800
Because then you have to rely on the courts to fucking do their job right.
04:17:19.720
And that's the biggest problem, is that it's...
04:17:23.020
Like, in some ways, I would think that it's probably very frustrating to be a cop, because how many of them do they arrest, and then, like, 12 hours later, they're fucking back on the fucking street, and you're probably going to pick them up again in a week.
04:17:44.820
It's almost pointless to even have cops anymore.
04:17:56.360
I got some pretty lenient sentences when I was younger.
04:18:01.900
There was still that mentality, boys will be boys.
04:18:04.960
But there's a difference in giving a lenient sentence to a low-level crime...
04:18:14.640
...that there is to, like, say, rapists and murderers, people that are doing armed robberies.
04:18:23.020
You know, like, those are the ones where you don't really want...
04:18:26.920
The leniency's not in the fucking conversation for those, I don't feel.
04:18:31.760
How about if you're not from this country, and you're a criminal, go back where you came from.
04:18:40.860
You don't get to come here and rape and kill people.
04:18:46.660
No, I don't even want to put you in jail, so we gotta pay for that, too.
04:18:52.200
You rape and kill somebody, you get on a fucking plane, and you fly them the fuck home.
04:19:09.560
Oh, it sounds like a whole bunch of woodchippers set up.
04:19:16.960
It sounds like a whole field full of woodchippers that are all going at the same time.
04:19:21.720
Even so, maybe the odd one that's not going doesn't matter.
04:19:26.760
And then you just fly them over the helicopters, fucking...
04:19:29.720
Just drop them out of the helicopter, into the woodchippers.
04:19:35.380
Or we could, like, put them in air balloons, and then we could, like...
04:19:39.540
Target practice, the air balloons, and then watch them just go...
04:19:51.440
Or you can pay, like, a hundred bucks and use a Gatling gun, right?
04:19:57.520
Once that clip's gone, a balloon's still going.
04:20:26.220
Didn't Marketplace do this, like, every six months?
04:20:31.120
But, like, I know we've had a bunch that'll sit outside our Walmart with fucking signs
04:20:42.780
He's always got a stupid hat on, that's for sure.
04:20:45.840
But, yeah, in this one, it's like he says he was at a Richmond Hill, no frills, for a panhandler.
04:20:51.100
And after she collected all of her money, grabbed a bunch of groceries, got picked up by a dude in a Nissan,
04:21:01.560
Fuck, I could make a shit ton of money, man, if I did the same thing.
04:21:05.040
Yeah, I joked about that years ago, that, like, you could just fucking go to Toronto for the weekends,
04:21:11.420
pretend to be a panhandle, and probably make some okay money.
04:21:16.120
I'd go to Burlington, because I know that's where all the rich people are,
04:21:20.180
But I'd go down there and just put a fucking radio hat on and just bring my fucking harmonica.
04:21:26.620
You've got to brown yourself up, though, a bit.
04:21:32.160
Yeah, well, you've got to brown yourself up a bit, get some brown paint.
04:21:39.600
You're going to have to brown face it, because they're not going to give the white guy money.
04:21:42.740
You definitely have to, well, I already look like a bum, kind of, but it's a little to go too far with a fucking costume.
04:21:51.900
Seriously, though, I wouldn't have to go too far off.
04:21:54.280
Put some old shitty boots on, maybe, and some ripped jeans.
04:22:14.020
But if I did, I could make, from what I hear, like 500 bucks a day, man, if you're in the right spot.
04:22:19.520
That's pretty much all that's happening today, so far.
04:22:41.000
Yeah, you sound like you're waiting for dinner going on there.
04:22:57.200
It definitely makes it a little bit more difficult to see each other and stuff, yeah.
04:23:24.940
It had the dough balls in them with the meat inside them.
04:23:44.980
Good thing I got rid of the girl here about 10 minutes ago.
04:23:49.300
Well, let me just go back on the time machine there and see.
04:24:05.640
All you'll learn is that he is considering a job as a flock.
04:24:26.980
Any of those only fans, girls, that wants to do like a thousand dudes.
04:24:43.100
He wants to be a fluffer, which is one of the people that gets men ready for those only
04:24:50.040
So, he's going to be the guy giving them the pre-jerk.
04:24:55.740
But he said he would rather do that than fuck the broad who fucked with that.
04:25:02.360
I would rather be the fluffer than fuck the chick and fuck the...
04:25:07.020
Why not help a brother out fucking rather than stick it in a whore, you're gonna die.
04:25:15.260
Hey, that brings new meaning to prose before hoes.
04:25:34.820
I know that I'm good at what I do and all of the things I do, so not worried.
04:25:38.840
Most women are that, I mean, that have husbands and such, you know.
04:25:58.000
Don't fucking inflate her fucking ego and shit.
04:26:02.240
It takes a lot of women to put up with this guy.
04:26:19.700
So he'd rather jerk off a thousand guys instead of getting with one woman.
04:26:26.980
But she's an AIDS-ridden, fucking black discharge fucking...
04:26:33.700
No, stick my cock in a fucking AIDS-infested fucking demon.
04:26:42.500
This is why I'm thinking it's equally as bad, regardless of which job you're doing here.
04:27:06.940
you have to do one of two things where I won't...
04:27:09.160
I'll send you to another level of hell, which is even worse.
04:27:19.860
The recount in Windsor-Tecumseh-Lakeshore has finished,
04:27:23.480
so we should find out by tomorrow that it's now a liberal riding, probably.
04:27:38.180
Well, I'm still kind of an accelerationist, so here we go.
04:27:44.760
The script is playing out the way it was supposed to.
04:27:59.620
Well, if they're going to do it, they're doing it.
04:28:01.660
And they're doing it very fast because they know that we're onto them, so...
04:28:28.120
And the seasons get shittier as it gets on and on.
04:28:36.600
I'm trying to change ticks so that it will, when we bite it, it will take our breathing
04:28:41.420
away from beef and pork, so we keep us beef and pork.
04:29:05.780
If I become allergic to a fucking steak, I'm hanging myself.
04:29:10.800
So, if anybody is going to ask John to go for a walk?
04:29:23.480
I never even thought about ticks when I was a kid out in the woods and shit, man.
04:29:30.180
I'm sure I've had a couple fucking buried in me at one point or two.
04:29:42.220
It's like putting that Oneida or Sheikah or whatever the fuck her name is in Ottawa.
04:29:48.580
And Joe Schmoe, I was still in the UK in 2020, thinking Canada was still in 2008.
04:30:10.780
Yeah, it's the one that has the white thing on its back.
04:30:14.900
Apparently it's in Texas, which is why it's the Lone Star Tech, but what a terrible place
04:30:39.100
If you guys want to keep going for another whatever, keep going.
04:30:42.200
Okay, well, first of all, first of all, we don't really care what the DEI hire thinks.
04:30:48.860
So if you want to leave early like a DEI hire would, you can do that.
04:31:04.140
I can't wait until we're done this stream so that my phone rings and I get to tell you
04:31:30.000
And still expects her picture up on the wall for employee of the month.
04:31:35.760
She was out there sprinkling her butts out around the fucking house.
04:31:46.840
It's almost like putting cracker crumbs down on your carpet when you got fucking carpet
04:32:02.200
You sprinkle a little drywall and then they find one, stick it in a pipe, and light it.
04:32:19.800
It tends to be a deterrent against you ever wanting to do that when you see that shit.
04:32:26.240
It's like, no, I probably shouldn't smoke if I'm going around picking up butts.
04:32:29.240
I, like, I can understand, like, rolling my own butts and maybe smoking my own butts.
04:32:40.780
But at no point am I fucking picking up a butt off the fucking ground that I have no idea
04:32:46.520
who smoked it and just fucking putting that in my mouth.
04:32:51.000
Imagine that that's where your life is, that that's what you're doing, that you're going
04:33:07.180
Listen, just go with it until you can buy a pack, man.
04:33:17.880
Like, I remember, actually, in one of my fucking stopovers in London there, waiting for the
04:33:25.140
Dude fucking, like, just walking by, picks up pop cans off the ground and, like, shakes
04:33:29.900
them, and if there's something in it, he fucking tips her back.
04:33:37.500
Oh, I cringe because I fucking, ugh, I drank wrong beers that I thought were mine and then
04:33:46.880
finished off all the champagne at my grandparents' 50th anniversary, and one of them had a loogie
04:33:57.040
And what gets me is he was working for a good half an hour.
04:34:00.140
He was just standing with one and going, grr, grr, grr, grr, grr, grr, grr, grr.
04:34:05.580
He just cleared his throat for, like, 20 minutes straight.
04:34:08.880
I didn't even clue in until I fucking, it was, like, eating a raw egg, man.
04:34:16.440
It went, I was downing all the champagnes, all the old people were drinking.
04:34:25.100
I need to get Chris to do this more often so that you'll just, you know, not talk.
04:34:33.460
I love this because she can't even hear me right now.
04:34:37.620
Well, stick her earbuds out because you're grossing her out.
04:34:43.600
Yeah, now we've moved on to talking about you, but you put your earbuds back in.
04:34:48.040
Yeah, no, I'll listen now, but I just didn't want to hear a story about it or whatever.
04:34:52.120
But he did say that it was like eating a raw egg, though.
04:35:21.300
I am going to send so much porn to your fucking house.
04:35:26.400
Bro, your mailbox is going to be full of the gayest porn you can possibly imagine.
04:35:36.640
You're going to open a fucking letter, and it is just going to be fucking glitter everywhere.
04:35:41.900
You can't say that because that's like, no, because I couldn't get you dreams for saying that.
04:35:50.580
We're going to have a mail opening day with Johnny.
04:35:56.800
You guys get to see all the shit that I send him.
04:36:11.320
It's like every, it is so easy to size someone up for stuff.
04:36:17.960
It's a fucking easy, wonderful, a private collection.
04:36:31.780
Yeah, you're going to send your own private collection.
04:36:40.780
We talked about this on the stream, because I asked.
04:36:43.180
I was like, okay, guys, you get rid of porn on TVD.
04:36:47.000
The only ones I catch were my ones that were sucks.
04:37:24.460
Yeah, because I'm just going to receive something and go, oh, I wonder who sent this.
04:37:29.680
You're going to get a mailbox full of Depends and fucking diarrhea medicine.
04:37:35.380
And listen, I'm going to send maid pamphlets to your house.
04:37:45.500
That was one thing I forgot to bring up was the whole maid thing.
04:37:49.500
I probably shouldn't joke about that because they are actually sending them.
04:37:53.680
They're looking to make it for teens at this point.
04:37:58.500
There's a way you can set up a box with a spring on the bottom of it.
04:38:05.120
So when you open it, like normal in a box, you use a box tray, you slice a tape, and you
04:38:10.980
Because you open up the flap, you pull a fucking spring attached to it, and a big black dildo
04:38:16.100
and his fucking glitter hit you in the fucking mouth all day.
04:38:22.440
I used to set up booby traps and shit when I was a kid.
04:38:31.760
No, but I always wanted to set up a fucking trap for horse pirates, too, and stuff.
04:38:50.820
It's fun to fucking create and think of, you know, build a better mousetrap kind of stuff.
04:39:36.860
It's simple fucking mechanics for, like, fucking a home.
04:39:50.680
I was looking for the, because there's that pamphlet that's going around right now that's
04:39:56.600
talking about MAID being expanded to teens and mental health and such.
04:40:29.020
We'll help you think about medical assistance in dying by someone in your life.
04:40:33.780
So, I guess this is if you're a child and, like, your mom or somebody.
04:40:53.520
This book was created for young people like you, who have someone in their life who may
04:41:06.400
That book talks about the person's illness and how it might be affecting their body.
04:41:12.340
So, this is like an actual fucking workbook for them.
04:41:21.900
You may have a lot of different questions, feelings, and ideas as you go through this book.
04:41:28.040
If you can talk about or do the activities in this book with a parent, health care provider,
04:41:33.220
counselor, or another adult that you trust, they can try and help you with the hard questions
04:41:40.460
You might want to do some activities by yourself or with someone's help, but without talking
04:41:48.840
If there is an adult helping you with some parts of the book, tell them which parts you
04:41:53.280
want help with and how they can help, you might say, can we do this part together?
04:42:00.180
I love how you have to teach them how to ask somebody to help.
04:42:20.300
Actually, if they didn't care, that would be better than what they're doing now.
04:42:26.980
Not caring and then maliciously trying to kill you.
04:42:39.200
Yeah, let that be the parent's job to fucking explain why somebody's getting made.
04:42:43.960
Like, what do you need a fucking activity book?
04:42:53.100
No, you just tell them the government's trying to kill you.
04:43:08.920
I'm making Korean beef with green beans and some fried rice.
04:43:22.600
You had sesame seeds you want to put in it and stuff.
04:43:35.600
Yeah, I think I have a couple of packets of the furikake from the ramen that has sesame seeds in it.
04:43:56.140
I would take this into the kitchen, but it's way too fucked up right now to do anything like that.
04:44:02.140
Oh, yeah, because you're an hour ahead now, eh?
04:44:23.480
Well, maybe you could end it with something better than made.
04:44:54.420
Yeah, it's a little workbook, and it's got, like, a little spot there where they can, like,
04:45:14.800
I'll be the voice from the back in the kitchen.
04:45:24.800
Now that I have the internet, we'll be doing this again.
04:45:44.360
But yeah, like, I know, like, the fucked up part is, though, is what?
04:45:53.300
Which is a very backwards way of treating mental health.
04:45:58.000
Be like, treat, well, I guess that is what we do, though, because we treat drug addicts with more drugs.
04:46:03.920
So I guess if we want to treat people who want to die, we treat them with death.
04:46:09.060
And I guess if you say you have alcoholism, they'll consider that a disease, and you can call it eating and disability.
04:46:14.660
But if I tell them I want to be treated with a job, then nothing.
04:46:44.740
I'll have to become job dealers, like, on the black market, job dealers and shit.
04:46:48.640
I mean, that would maybe work, but not here, because here, even if you're going in and you actually need the drugs, the fucking nurses are bitches, and they just think you're there to just be an addict, and then they turn you away.
04:47:19.960
Well, I've had it for a bit, so it doesn't owe me anything.
04:47:23.900
I didn't pay for it, so I mean, I should fucking buy one.
04:47:30.160
I should get a camera that I can walk around with.
04:47:35.060
That would be interesting, because the Barton bus, man, I wish you guys, like, there's a couple of us who want to do it already.
04:47:47.360
I don't have a cell phone, but I'll start a live here, and I'll have somebody here at home base for Obie.
04:47:56.960
Everybody's going to have a camera, and we're going to be going to the fucking Barton bus.
04:48:12.240
There's a pizza place I wouldn't mind trying out.
04:48:14.920
There's a couple of cool places on Barton Street I want to show in a clip, right, that are hidden gems.
04:48:24.080
Oh, there's some pretty cool spots on Barton Street.
04:48:37.540
But mind you, we're getting a little crazier, but we're not quite fucking Detroit or Chicago yet.
04:48:55.200
It's very minimal, but it's getting there, that's for sure.
04:49:24.480
Oh, for Jesus' sake, Kathleen, you know how I feel about them people.
04:49:36.240
Can they live in the shed at least or something, Kathleen?
04:49:38.740
They're going to be staying in the house, my kid.
04:49:41.220
Do I have to look at them and communicate with them and treat them like humans?
04:50:29.140
I get along with them when I'm at work with them.
04:50:51.960
I know what I'm doing when I'm fishing and when I'm fucking hunting and shit like that.
04:50:58.660
They're like a fucking bull in a china shop, man.
04:51:03.180
Like the guys I've encountered working with and fishing with.
04:51:09.940
There's stereo fucking types for a reason, man.
04:51:18.580
There are many that just fucking certainly push them.
04:51:30.660
We can't take the East Coaster or the East Coaster.
04:51:35.600
Because salt water is in your blood and you're always going to...
04:51:44.060
That's why I get so many people to fucking move away when they're young.
04:51:48.160
Because there's something about the ocean that draws you back.
04:51:57.140
If you were born there and you grew up there, you'll go back.
04:52:04.160
There's something weird, man, about how humans are attracted to the coastlines.
04:52:22.940
That's the reason I'll never go anywhere that doesn't have a river or a lake.
04:52:26.580
Because I just love to go and sit by the water.
04:52:31.300
Even people who live out in the plains in the middle of the country, right?
04:52:34.560
They see rivers and they've seen some lakes and shit, but they still crave to see the fucking ocean.
04:53:13.240
It's almost the same time as what you even call...
04:53:16.600
Well, I mean, we were trying to be, like, right on for...
04:53:44.600
You're playing stuff that sounds like you can play for YouTube.
04:53:51.000
We can play some hardcore shit that, you know, that's, uh...
04:53:55.900
Normally, YouTube would say, oh, you can't play that.
04:54:02.540
Oh, I'm just looking at the songs that I already have loaded.
04:54:49.820
Turn all of the lights on over every boy and a furry girl.
05:00:47.960
There's a stranger, stranger, life about to spill
05:05:09.780
She's not been approved for that time off, okay?
05:05:14.740
But with that being said, you need to understand that if she has been doing her job and getting everything done, it's tidy around the house, then take the time to put her picture on the wall.
05:05:25.520
Make her employee of the month, you know what I mean?
05:05:30.360
But if she starts complaining, you know what I mean, with those little sick plants, like, oh, I'm just tired and stuff like that, tell her that that could simply have been put in an email.
05:05:38.560
There was no need to sit down and have that conversation when it could just be put in an email and it could all be resolved.