jonnyrawton - We're Back Again For yet Another FAFO - v702xnc

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00:00:30.000 Let us burn one from end to end

00:00:38.920 And pass it over to me, my friend 0.98

00:00:43.580 Burn it long, but burn it slow

00:00:47.700 To light me up before I go 0.54

00:00:52.040 If you don't light my fire, then don't call me around

00:00:57.160 Cause I'm gonna burn one down 0.99

00:01:01.780 Cause I'm gonna burn one down 0.99

00:01:07.240 My choice is what I choose to do

00:01:28.700 And if I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you

00:01:33.200 Your choice is who you choose to be

00:01:38.000 And if you're causing no harm, then you're alright with me

00:01:42.320 If you don't light my fire, then don't call me around

00:01:47.320 Cause I'm gonna burn one down 0.99

00:01:51.940 Yes, I'm gonna burn one down 0.97

00:01:57.560 Of the gift from the earth 0.63

00:02:18.860 And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth

00:02:23.640 So before you knock it, try it first

00:02:28.360 Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and it's not a curse

00:02:32.860 If you don't light my fire, then don't call me around

00:02:37.700 Cause I'm gonna burn one down 0.99

00:02:42.240 Cause I'm gonna burn one down 0.99

00:02:49.240 Ah 0.99

00:02:49.740 I'm gonna burn one down 0.96

00:03:19.720 Oh, look, a strawberry. 0.92

00:03:27.860 Oh, look, a strawberry.

00:03:29.940 I really like it.

00:03:49.720 I really like it.

00:04:19.720 I really like it.

00:04:49.720 I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.

00:04:56.600 I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

00:05:02.760 Cinnamon and sugar and softly spoken lies.

00:05:07.720 You never know just how to look through other people's eyes.

00:05:13.720 Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes.

00:05:35.400 Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes.

00:05:38.800 Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

00:05:44.460 I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.

00:05:49.460 I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

00:05:55.460 Cinnamon and sugar and softly spoken lies.

00:06:01.460 You never know just how to look through other people's eyes.

00:06:07.460 You never know just how to look through other people's eyes.

00:06:13.460 Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic

00:06:29.600 Flipper died in actual death, he caught a nasty virus 0.99

00:06:32.680 Then there was the ever-present football player rapist 0.99

00:06:35.600 They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas 0.99

00:06:38.560 Holly caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg

00:06:41.540 Well, it should have been a better shot

00:06:43.340 Got him in the head, they were all in love with dying 0.99

00:06:46.040 They were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche

00:06:49.220 Coming down the mountain

00:06:50.660 I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows

00:06:56.180 I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

00:07:02.260 Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies

00:07:08.360 You never know just how you look through other people

00:07:13.140 I don't know just how you look through other people's eyes

00:07:15.140 I don't know just how you look through other people's eyes

00:07:20.140 I don't know just how you look through other people's eyes

00:07:26.760 Give it a little tiny, I don't know just how you look through other people's eyes

00:07:32.940 For a Nora, we'll Gabrielle and authentically know just how you look through them

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00:08:07.840 We'll be right back.

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00:11:37.720 It's 2-0-2.

00:11:41.680 Hey, everybody.

00:11:46.320 Welcome back to FAPO. 0.94

00:11:48.680 Yeah, there we go.

00:11:50.480 I don't know.

00:12:20.460 We'll be right back. 1.00

00:12:50.460 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:12:56.460 Are you muted, homo? 1.00

00:13:00.920 You're muted. 1.00

00:13:01.600 This is the worst view I've ever had of you.

00:13:11.780 I mean, I like it because I can't see your face.

00:13:14.360 Nope, still muted.

00:13:15.360 I can't see your face, but I can't see your face, but I can't see your face, but I can't see your face.

00:13:28.540 No, it's because I can't see your face.

00:13:32.040 Yeah, there we go. 0.97

00:13:32.660 I don't know why that did that, but that was fucking weird. 0.93

00:13:39.300 What's going on? 0.99

00:13:39.860 I can't fucking know. 0.99

00:13:40.600 Hold on. 1.00

00:13:41.180 It's a fucking low budget fucking show. 1.00

00:13:44.260 so low budget so is my haircut low budget it's the worst lighting i've ever seen in my life too 1.00

00:13:50.900 who picked this you did i know fix it there i think i look better that'll work for now

00:13:58.340 this has been right from the get-go because if i can put your boats and hose in

00:14:05.620 mother download that no audio listen like the youtube downloader that i used is gay as 0.90

00:14:15.140 right it's almost as gay as zachary jisdale i was wondering why there was no boats and

00:14:19.300 hose i thought both there was boats and hose watch here i'll show you there's boats and hoes okay i 0.97

00:14:25.860 got boats and hoes how is there no audio though that's like the best song ever which lighting 0.96

00:14:32.900 do i don't know but this is what happens when i play it all right it just does this no sound

00:14:39.140 no sound whatever and it did like shadows here it's terrible this is terrible this is the

00:14:46.580 worst setup ever if i don't get a desk in the next 24 hours i'm gonna lose my

00:14:53.220 unbelievable unbelievable this is the worst i don't like this setup at all 0.98

00:14:58.180 shit wrong thing i don't like you i don't like any of it all right quiet i'm teaching um 0.99

00:15:05.540 so basically like so if you're using a computer or laptop for your mic because that's what i'm doing 0.96

00:15:12.100 um you can get if you're using the the rumble app on your phone and that's all i'm doing is i've just

00:15:19.700 entered into rumble studios through my phone i'm using the camera that way and then i just mute the mic

00:15:25.540 um quick point of note though get like a headset to plug in because otherwise you're gonna get

00:15:32.100 sound coming out of the mic because i noticed on the uh replay from yesterday or monday that i could

00:15:37.620 hear what i was saying twice because it's for whatever reason you can turn the volume down on

00:15:43.620 your phone all you want but the sound still comes out of it we can't hear you and thank god but um anyway

00:15:50.980 yeah it's there is a ton of chaos absolutely that's it's because it's all sarah's here so

00:15:58.820 of course there's chaos i feel like people act like i'm the chaos and i want to just point out

00:16:05.780 for the right you are the people that point out that i'm the chaos all i do is just bring your

00:16:11.860 chaos to the forefront because i force you to recognize or face your chaos and i don't bring

00:16:18.180 the chaos like this is what i just want to make clear i am not chaos no you know you are the chaos

00:16:23.540 go yourself no thank you yeah it's his new camera yeah yeah yeah yeah i missed you

00:16:32.580 i love you right let's go yeah it has been a while to ask where the you been jesus

00:16:39.140 probably doing other things other than wasting wow yeah maybe i guess pretending he has a life

00:16:47.140 you know for the same reason that you and i are you muted no oh it's the one camera is muted i see okay

00:16:57.780 yeah the one camera is me my camera is muted but i'm not but the microphone isn't muted right because of

00:17:03.060 the setup right or anyway cheers oh jesus oh coffee i'm drinking the um yeah so if anybody doesn't

00:17:12.980 know this about me i have like a coffee thing like i love coffee i have a bunch of coffee makers we know

00:17:17.460 this um i found a deal on my favorite coffee which is the rampage coffee from saskatchewan um

00:17:26.820 they uh support veterans and blah blah anyway i love their coffee they have a c4 blend and uh

00:17:33.460 wait what so you mean to tell me you're not buying clyde do something's coffee

00:17:40.500 i do something as a coffee yeah allegedly i don't know jeremy jeremy tweeted it yesterday i was like

00:17:45.700 100 that coffee gives you the runs oh that's fun because he's right that's funny i'm gonna show you

00:17:52.420 the bag of coffee right now hang on i'm gonna get it and i'm gonna show it to you because i want

00:17:55.460 everybody to see it because it's really good anyway i'll be right back and i'm gonna put my camera

00:17:59.700 off because you guys don't get to see the stork's off yeah i i hear you i'm with you on that one for sure

00:18:09.460 this this is what it's like to have a show with sarah it's just all over the place you know it is

00:18:16.340 is it uh what's this they have an undercover permanently parked outside the best buy in

00:18:22.260 sudbury to deter shop is it working though because i i doubt it's working over why are you so loud

00:18:32.420 come back okay are you ready for this i don't think so okay so this is what it is it's rampage

00:18:40.180 coffee company and like i said they're out of uh saskatchewan uh you can follow them on like

00:18:50.020 instagram and all the stuff they support the veterans all the things uh rampage coffee is their

00:18:56.340 website but the c4 is the smooth extreme caffeine and then there's this one called code black c4 doesn't 0.96

00:19:04.260 give you explosive shits does it well here's the thing don't don't make them listen i'm not gonna 0.89

00:19:16.420 out myself or anything here but i can just say people have told me from experience that if you 0.99

00:19:22.500 have too much of this don't misjudge a fart that's all i can say but this is 0.66

00:19:28.100 it's called c4 for a reason yeah it's good stuff i really like it and i found a sale on it i'm not

00:19:33.540 gonna tell you i didn't i didn't buy 18 bags i got i didn't

00:19:41.860 i did so she'd rather rather than coffee i have a migraine kicking horse grizzly claw was my yeah

00:19:48.500 so i really like kicking horse as well but this stuff is very very similar to kicking horse i'm not

00:19:53.300 gonna lie i like it better and i also like it because it's all like it's also canadian it's local

00:20:00.500 and it's they support veterans i have i'm a huge fan of the any company that actually actually supports

00:20:07.860 veterans so i bought a whole bunch of this one i found a bit of a sale on it um and so i i'm happy

00:20:15.860 because i have a pot of that that i just made so that's definitely not my second pot today but

00:20:21.140 i mixed the two together so that i don't have to worry about any misjudging hurts

00:20:33.300 anyway if anybody was wondering that's my shameless plug for rampage coffee if if anyone

00:20:38.100 has not had it before and they drink kicking core so they like dark roast coffees or anything like that

00:20:42.660 definitely check out rampage um i think it's rampagecoffee.com what is it rampagecoffee.com

00:20:50.420 or they have instagram twitter facebook all that stuff all right then anyway that's my shameless

00:20:57.460 plug for all right maybe they'll send me some free shit they probably won't yeah i don't have anywhere 0.76

00:21:02.740 to put it anyway because i've got yeah although i would say if if ever if ever i could find some sort 0.90

00:21:09.620 of sponsorship a coffee sponsorship would be phenomenal coffee and rolling papers would make 0.84

00:21:14.420 you happy absolutely actually shit yeah that's a good point i'm almost out legit i went to go by i 0.95

00:21:20.740 was out and i went to go by rolling papers the other day and even on the res rolling papers were four 0.99

00:21:26.660 dollars that's yeah that's fucking retarded i'm like bro i remember my rolling papers were 59 cents 0.97

00:21:33.460 tax and i thought that was a lot yeah i remember once i got carded for 0.98

00:21:38.500 for papers when i was like fucking 16. and that was actually pretty funny because he's like 0.93

00:21:44.500 guy asked me for id and i'm like why the do i need id for tobacco or i mean for for rolling papers he's 0.89

00:21:50.740 like because it's a tobacco product so i pulled a bag of weed out and slammed it on the counter i was

00:21:55.220 like well it's not for tobacco now is it oh i can't try so hard to smoke the vape i can't do it

00:22:07.700 listen i like everything white except my coffee yeah right i i don't do dark roast it's not enough 0.99

00:22:14.660 caffeine what are you talking about dark roast has less caffeine like fuck no yeah who told you that 0.97

00:22:23.780 it's it's it's accurate don't believe it no unless you show me something that says that i actually 0.98

00:22:29.940 don't believe that no way yeah no hard no anyway moving on i don't have a chance when i split them

00:22:37.860 together so just saying yeah sure anyway where are we going to start today that's the question hi

00:22:47.140 everybody all right yeah i didn't say hi to anybody yet because i didn't look other than taz sorry

00:22:54.020 everybody else yeah yeah big michigan was asking about the uh the ostriches i played this earlier but

00:23:00.340 i want to play it again just because it's funny oh look a strawberry i think that's a really effective

00:23:21.140 audio for a lot of things it's like it's like the the the one that's like i'm maximus decimus

00:23:28.820 meridius and then i'm jeff yeah yeah yeah that's good times that would make like so much you know

00:23:37.460 so it's applicable in so many situations so it really is amazing though how many of those retards 1.00

00:23:42.020 are getting ostrich tattoos like me really yeah but it was the same thing as the uh harambe people

00:23:50.020 were going out and getting harambe tattoos and people were going out and getting george floyd tattoos 0.99

00:23:54.180 and you know elbows up and everything else fucking virtue signaling retards which by the way uh tits 1.00

00:23:59.940 out for ostrichamba oh i almost did it except i can't do that here that's that's all i'm saying 0.99

00:24:08.420 i feel like it's not that kind of a show yet we're only no we're not even a half an hour in i'm not 0.90

00:24:13.460 pulling my tits out yet jesus christ yeah yeah not happening and i'm you know this is this apron 0.97

00:24:21.220 will only cover it covers what needs to be covered i don't have a shirt on i could wear this apron and 0.99

00:24:28.820 you won't see pit actually for sure that could work um because i've always thought the ostrich neck

00:24:34.340 already looks like a deck so you know whatever hi patsy um i'm surprised they haven't yet but

00:24:44.900 we'll see we'll see how many more tattoos they get because they are going to do that uh now i'm 0.99

00:24:48.740 thinking about a penis and a ostrich yeah yeah it could work um but yeah they're gonna do another 0.98

00:24:55.220 one of those uh convoy two-point nose next month apparently they are yeah yeah it's gonna be a monthly 0.99

00:25:00.900 thing um because because it was effective the month before so we'll do it again the following

00:25:06.980 month yeah right um it's about as annoying as a period and it's gonna come just as often

00:25:13.300 that's the way that's gonna work um but they've they've decided because uh king grifter jim kerr

00:25:19.780 uh has decided uh they put up a poll as to whether or not they were gonna do every every what was it

00:25:27.620 every 22nd of the month or the last weekend of the month and i think they've all settled on the

00:25:33.300 last weekend of the month so that should be interesting yeah no the retards so and i i actually 1.00

00:25:43.460 it's fun because i i do like the thing i do like about it though is that you know jim kerr did uh he

00:25:49.140 invited me to his little farmers protest uh page there so i do like pouring over it and checking it out

00:25:56.020 and watching the circle jerk that happens in there um it is pretty funny they think they're winning

00:26:04.180 right they're they're proud of the turnout that they got people are they're delusional if they're

00:26:09.460 gonna keep doing like this is the thing like people are running on like virtue signaling delulu

00:26:14.660 at this point like nobody can even um yes they look at these people seriously yeah from what i've seen

00:26:21.620 um they are gonna get about nine hundred thousand dollars out of that call um and the other thing

00:26:27.700 is too that you have to keep in mind is all the grifting that they did for legal expenses and there

00:26:32.900 was actually a billionaire that was paying their legal expenses so yeah yeah there you go yeah

00:26:39.780 so things are not always as they seem as we know yeah no they never excuse me

00:26:44.420 is my mic over here is this working like does that is that louder what i do that sounds correct

00:26:53.300 stop bringing it to your mouth like that that's what i'm trying to figure out if this mic is working

00:26:58.340 yeah it is working unfortunately we can hear you and then the closer you bring it it's just get worse

00:27:02.900 right you're such a oh yes i am i love it anyway let's see where do we want to start we could

00:27:17.940 actually let's start with some jeetery i i caught this uh just just as we were about to go on i think

00:27:24.580 it was it was wiretap uh that shared this he's he's on fire lately he's on fire lately if you're not

00:27:31.700 following wiretap it's probably because you're i don't know but you should be there's a lot of

00:27:38.420 there's a lot of stuff to you know it's hard to it is but he he finds some he finds some gems just

00:27:45.380 like this one and you guys making me canada is criminal no so you this is this is discrimination

00:27:53.780 so for united states people of america this is discrimination sir after you replay the video to

00:27:58.980 your lawyer and your lawyer sees that we're working off evidence and facts so when we run your name

00:28:05.380 in our canadian databases you have a record and when we take the evidence from your record

00:28:12.100 and we equate it to create canadian criminal law you're inadmissible to canada so you can interpret

00:28:18.100 that however you want it doesn't matter who you are where you're from ethnicity religion anything

00:28:25.060 we're making that decision based off an equation of your record in our systems in canadian criminal law

00:28:32.420 so however you would like to interpret it that's up to you you can give me time because i can told

00:28:38.020 that and you saying here if you have attorney so because you take my all the information my friend

00:28:44.420 information my my godfather information you don't take even my information do you take everybody

00:28:50.260 information no we have your passport no but you take my godfather information aranji singh information

00:28:57.060 my american friend information like a phone number and names so part of part of doing your inadmissibility

00:29:05.620 or your examination to see if you're admitted into canada to see if you're allowed to come into canada

00:29:10.180 is asking you about what you're going to be doing here right to see if you're a sick temple we want to go 0.95

00:29:16.500 sick temple okay and we pray over there okay so if you canada stop the prey i can go back so again

00:29:22.820 when you replay the video you're gonna see that this has nothing to do with your religion has not

00:29:28.340 that's the religion thing i tell everybody i'm spiritual and and i can respect and i told you i

00:29:33.780 have no religion okay so we have nothing to do with religion it has nothing to do with anything

00:29:39.620 about it it has everything to do with your criminal record that makes you intimate i have no criminal record okay

00:29:44.820 so i'm not going to play the game anymore filming and you can film all you want this is no game

00:29:48.820 well you're making it i came from america united states that's that's great you're making this

00:29:53.460 i'm making i'm coming from united states america i'm a one united states i have a right to

00:29:59.300 because you're refusing me to told you i actually said by all means yeah you refusing me to stay like

00:30:05.060 stay canada seven days okay so so basically you make me criminal here i didn't make you a criminal right

00:30:11.060 because you don't know you don't know the paper it might have no criminal record that's i'm trying

00:30:15.780 to explain you to print the paper can you please no problem i'll do that for you can you please yeah

00:30:20.340 i will show me where he's trying so hard and then after that yeah right we can go to the next stage

00:30:26.020 because i don't work the game back and just you getting the out of here i don't have time to go

00:30:29.940 back and forth i've explained it to you i've been respectful to you and you're turning this into

00:30:34.980 you're sending me back this is no respect i'm sending you back because you're inadmissible 1.00

00:30:39.460 and i've told you that many times like it's the the the thing that i hate i mean i hate everything 0.80

00:30:49.300 about them but one of the biggest things that i hate about them is that they literally literally

00:30:57.140 try and argue everything and it's so irritating even having to talk to them because if you even

00:31:05.060 talk to them about anything they argue it and there's nothing more irritating than having to

00:31:12.420 listen to somebody or argue with somebody that has zero point and they're just trying to argue

00:31:18.660 themselves basically like they just talk that's that's the biggest problem though is that they're

00:31:23.300 trying to irritate people so that they just give in yeah the excuse or the reason that they give

00:31:28.340 never has anything to do like nothing it's the weirdest thing it's like a petulant child that just

00:31:34.900 keeps saying the same thing waiting for you to break yeah well it's that 75 iq i'd had like

00:31:42.420 legitimately if i have to deal with them i i in any type of professional capacity i don't know what i'm

00:31:48.580 gonna do like i i don't think i can like i i legitimately i can't imagine having i wouldn't

00:31:54.980 work with one no way like there's no way but if i have to deal with them on a on a professional

00:32:01.460 level at some point i don't know if i'm going to be able to do it like i'm full disclosure 0.89

00:32:06.580 because i don't have the patience for that bullshit i don't have the patience for regular people like 0.94

00:32:11.060 my last job when people tried to come to me with their feelings i don't know about your feelings 0.95

00:32:16.180 yeah absolutely feelings i i already i already know i already know that i wouldn't be able to

00:32:22.580 work with one because it's like the second i even hear that voice it immediately sets that trigger in

00:32:29.380 your brain where you're just like like i just want to murder them yeah i know no good can come 0.99

00:32:36.180 of this interaction because i'm just gonna be like sarah that's staring at her tits nice dad yeah he's not 1.00

00:32:42.820 wrong i don't have tits out today though sorry i mean is that going to be a problem 0.96

00:32:49.140 yeah i i don't know that the ostrich tattoo would have helped in that case but you never know 0.56

00:32:57.860 had one at rogers uh tell me the refund she offered was off the table 0.99

00:33:02.740 if you wanted to speak to a manager yeah see like they're so dumb they're so dumb and yeah yeah no no 1.00

00:33:13.700 yeah they're not smart at all they're trying to talk themselves out of situations what is what 1.00

00:33:19.140 constantly gets me because it's like like it's just like when they get pulled over by the police

00:33:23.060 there's all the videos of they they film themselves thinking that they're going to get out of it

00:33:26.980 hey i i i don't i i don't blame anybody for trying to talk their way out of something but 1.00

00:33:33.700 at least have like a valid excuse or reason right not just but they're too fucking stupid no i know i 0.98

00:33:42.580 know look if i get pulled over i'm going to show some tit and hope that i get out of whatever you know 0.99

00:33:48.500 unless well i shouldn't say that because that has definitely not worked for me the last few times

00:33:55.540 but i guess that's what happens when you get pulled over by like four cop cars at the same time they

00:34:00.020 don't want to see your fits that says in the oil field especially safety courses

00:34:05.860 we're taught to refuse people who can't properly what and absolutely yeah like that like there's no 0.97

00:34:12.340 question about that if if they can't communicate then they're a liability right speaking of which

00:34:19.140 um i did get a chance today uh in my five minutes in the office this morning um

00:34:26.820 to look at a couple of news things and i thought jesus christ sorry everybody i'm just gonna smoke

00:34:33.860 off to doug you know um quebec with uh uh they just changed all of the immigration stuff in quebec so

00:34:44.180 you have to you're gonna go into that already yeah all right well i mean it's perfect sense like

00:34:49.540 they have to be able to communicate so they now okay perfect so they by december what is it 17th of

00:34:55.300 this year they have to prove that they can speak like level four but there's that but there's a whole

00:35:02.740 lot more of the quebecs oh i know oh i know but that one that one is chef's kiss bud because if you've

00:35:09.780 already been here for three years and you don't speak enough french which is the level four that's

00:35:14.900 significant you need to be able to communicate pretty well for that um you're out you're not

00:35:20.420 allowed to work anymore they're gonna take your bye so that's for the temporary foreign 1.00

00:35:26.100 workers they've cut all of their programs back for temporary foreign workers they've also

00:35:30.420 what was the other thing that they did um so if you've been here for three years they're doing

00:35:37.300 lots and i'm going to bring up excuse me but just think of how many of them

00:35:44.180 are they going to go back though or are they just going to go to ontario

00:35:48.020 they'll probably just go to ontario because that's what i was thinking like if

00:35:52.980 and listen i'm not discrediting or saying anything negative towards what they're doing in quebec because

00:36:00.580 i'm all like i'm all for it they

00:36:08.900 they can't communicate regularly so

00:36:16.260 yeah it's it's fucking mind-blowing but i feel like if more places did the exact 0.60

00:36:22.740 same thing like why can't we say if they can't communicate effectively in ontario 0.72

00:36:28.260 or in any other province if you can't communicate in english which is the spoken first language

00:36:32.580 then you shouldn't be able to work and we're letting all of them come in here under the student 0.99

00:36:38.820 visas and temporary foreign worker programs and all of that and saying okay we'll give you an

00:36:42.900 opportunity to come here and assimilate to our country we know they're not doing any of those 0.99

00:36:46.820 things they're not integrating anything they're just coming over here and taking over well now if you

00:36:51.220 can't speak our first language then you should be gone you should get the out especially after 1.00

00:36:57.300 you've been here for that long but they won't do that they won't do that in ontario they won't do

00:37:02.900 that in all kinds of different like they won't

00:37:07.540 and she better not go there either because i'm probably going to end up 1.00

00:37:10.900 there and i don't need her in the same province i'm in so please don't suggest things like that again

00:37:15.780 what what anyway uh couldn't help myself on that one so we're going to take a look because uh

00:37:27.460 there you've got when i show up at at your door at christmas better not i already told you

00:37:34.660 your girlfriend invited me to christmas so what do you think i'm not going to show up and terrorize you 0.93

00:37:39.540 you're krampus that's what you are any opportunity to terrorize you i am going to take it especially 0.93

00:37:44.980 now that i'm not in ontario and i don't get okay all right you know what i could probably put together 0.85

00:37:51.060 a good krampus outfit too probably um so not only not only are they doing the uh you got to speak

00:37:56.740 french but the secularism bill is looking pretty fun uh this week government of quebec will table a

00:38:04.980 secularism 2.0 bill that will severely cut down religious freedoms in the province even as we're

00:38:12.340 about to take on bill 21 at the supreme court of canada all indicators point towards the lagot

00:38:18.020 government trying its best to target religious communities oh the horror uh the the bill will

00:38:25.460 ban funding to religious schools prayer rooms in universities religious symbols like the hijab in

00:38:32.260 daycares and more uh there might also be a blanket ban on public prayers in general that might affect

00:38:38.660 religious events like outdoor weddings and beyond uh lego the lego led caq is focusing yet again on

00:38:45.780 attacking religious freedoms instead of fixing quebec's real problems no i think that's a that's

00:38:50.660 a huge step towards fixing quebec's problems actually um it says like the caq has done before the

00:38:58.020 notwithstanding clause may also be used to pass this upcoming bill to protect it from its various 0.94

00:39:03.140 legal challenges another move that abuses canadian democracy that's bullshit too but 0.87

00:39:09.220 excuse me um and then let's see here what else what does it say in these i mean i don't know i kind 0.92

00:39:17.380 of think it's probably going to be a decent thing uh there might also be a blank ban you gotta gotta gotta

00:39:23.060 uh what else we're witnessing a government that's doubling down on identity politics and division

00:39:32.900 in a desperate attempt to regain the public's trust less than a year away from the next provincial

00:39:37.540 election policing how people pray doesn't unite quebecers these new restrictions will only fuel 1.00

00:39:42.580 more division all leaders in canada must stand up and oppose this bill fuck my dick okay okay but you 0.99

00:39:49.220 know what's really funny about that let's really kind of actually examine this is this a g to count 0.99

00:39:56.100 uh i i don't know fortisac just uh he quote tweeted it okay and like was basically like

00:40:04.420 wanting the the notwithstanding clause to be used obviously um

00:40:10.660 but this idea okay so praying in public here's the thing a christian can pray 0.57

00:40:18.500 fucking anywhere and you wouldn't even know they're praying correct right but it's 0.86

00:40:26.500 yeah it's one of the like let's face it we know what this is about 0.99

00:40:31.300 and i firmly agree with it as well is that i mean when the muslims are doing it what are they doing 0.99

00:40:37.060 they're fucking blocking off streets they're they're going in front of fucking churches they're you know 0.99

00:40:43.060 like they're doing this as a show of power and as a show of dominance and i don't know obviously the 0.99

00:40:50.180 the quebec government sees that and is looking to stomp it out and i mean quebec's always been 1.00

00:40:56.100 kind of secular anyway right like why does my phone never work when i need it to work oh my god sorry

00:41:02.420 it okay that's well we're gonna have a discussion about that anyway back to the top hand nothing

00:41:10.180 just freedom no anyway but um and yeah exactly we got to stop him now because quebec is close to going

00:41:19.060 full islam um like one of the one of the worst things that i see when i was there uh is coming out 1.00

00:41:24.900 of that one metro on the way to her house and it's like this so it's like the great war hall right and

00:41:34.660 it's a muslim center it's like that is like unfortunately a good symbol of like what canada's 1.00

00:41:44.260 becoming right like everything is being replaced you look at dundas square being sankofa square and

00:41:50.500 the dundas ttc stop now being renamed and yeah you know like everything that they're doing to

00:41:58.660 just basically erase what our history was or is and everything's just being replaced it's

00:42:08.100 it has to be stopped and the fact of the matter is that's exactly what this secularism 2.0 bill is

00:42:15.700 going to do and there was a tweet as well basically saying how quebec secularism is protecting canadian

00:42:22.900 identity let's see if i can find where that one was you got to follow that guy too i have to follow

00:42:33.700 i'm not on the twitter somewhere in here yeah there it is funny funny thing about quebec's uh secularism

00:42:39.540 the left defends religious minorities including christians right to pray or be visible in public

00:42:44.740 institutions the civil service while the irregulist right demands aggressive secularism protects

00:42:51.460 canadian culture heritage and identity 0.99

00:42:57.860 fuck yeah cool back 0.98

00:43:01.380 yeah i have to go and check something because my camera man that that's i'll be right oh for 0.99

00:43:08.420 for f**k sakes 0.58

00:43:12.260 unbelievable right she can never just be prepared and ready 1.00

00:43:18.020 it is what it is

00:43:21.300 oh yeah right well are they even going to be allowed to

00:43:26.580 right are they going to be allowed to anymore why is what is there we go anyway i mean if they're

00:43:33.460 doing it i'm in that's for sure oh i'll f**king i'll check that out why not 0.93

00:43:40.020 but it'll definitely definitely be i i think we need more of that because we already see what's going

00:43:45.220 like look at dearborn as there's a great example of what awaits our future right dearborn and ham

00:43:51.060 tramek uh both examples of what happens when you allow this to get out of hand um it's f**king it's 0.98

00:44:00.260 really ridiculous and yeah the left is a violinist cult like it's f**king certainly a cult who knows 0.98

00:44:07.620 what kind of cult but it is definitely a cult what's going on the afternoon shift showed up let's go 0.99

00:44:18.740 uh let's see trevor says you grew up in montreal and if they refuse to use their natural resources

00:44:23.460 you will never find any work yeah well i mean nobody's gonna get to use any natural resources did

00:44:28.180 you see kearney f**king for the pipeline has given the uh bc ndp the right to veto any pipeline which 0.89

00:44:35.300 they've been doing the entire time it's like the guy promises yeah we're going to do this pipeline

00:44:40.660 project but then also throws a fail safe in there so that he doesn't actually have to do it 0.63

00:44:48.260 politics is wrestling right that's all it is it's just fake and gay the only difference is is wrestling 0.95

00:44:55.140 you know kind of admits it which actually i guess that's a that's a segue into this 0.99

00:45:01.620 you motherf**kers and tell me that wrestling is fake right well if wrestling is fake explain this 0.99

00:45:19.140 is 1.00

00:45:37.540 yeah

00:45:39.700 That's as real as it gets.

00:46:02.240 Does it go down a pipe, too?

00:46:04.760 It better go down a pipe somehow.

00:46:09.700 No, I didn't.

00:46:11.200 All right.

00:46:11.820 I don't even want to.

00:46:12.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:12.880 There's fucking mechas inside my house again. 1.00

00:46:15.720 Oh, of course. 1.00

00:46:17.500 There's new ones that have moved into the fucking abandoned house. 1.00

00:46:23.520 Get a paintball gun. 1.00

00:46:26.360 That's what you got to do.

00:46:27.480 Get a paintball gun. 1.00

00:46:28.460 Fuck target practice. 1.00

00:46:29.440 Let's go. 1.00

00:46:31.800 No, I just want them to stay away from my shit. 1.00

00:46:34.300 Stay away from my house. 1.00

00:46:35.520 Well, they would if they're fucking getting fucking pelted with goddamn paintballs. 1.00

00:46:40.160 I mean, I guess that's one way for everyone to identify them. 1.00

00:46:42.640 I could just message people in town and be like, just keep your eye out for the fucking 1.00

00:46:46.040 the retards that are covered in fucking paint. 1.00

00:46:49.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:49.840 Yeah.

00:46:51.380 Maybe freeze the paintballs first, though.

00:46:55.340 No, I don't want them to, like, run at me or anything.

00:46:58.260 I just want them to stay away from my paintball. 0.99

00:46:58.980 Oh, they're not going to run at you after a frozen fucking paintball hits them in the face. 0.99

00:47:05.220 But it's a good idea, though. 0.99

00:47:06.620 Maybe I should get one of those paintballs. 0.99

00:47:08.340 The fucking bright pink one. 1.00

00:47:10.260 Fucker would, for sure. 1.00

00:47:12.820 Why not? 1.00

00:47:13.480 Again, I just want them to stay away from my shit and just coming a little bit too close 1.00

00:47:18.880 for comfort these days. 1.00

00:47:21.080 Tis the season, right?

00:47:23.160 Something like that.

00:47:24.260 Something like that. 1.00

00:47:28.320 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:47:29.000 I keep forgetting every time I do that. 1.00

00:47:30.020 Fucking little assholes. 1.00

00:47:31.400 Well, of course. 1.00

00:47:32.300 They're everywhere.

00:47:33.720 You know what's awesome, though? 1.00

00:47:34.740 I should just put on, like, a fucking baseball jersey. 0.99

00:47:39.060 Why? 0.99

00:47:39.740 I'm going to go outside with my baseball bat.

00:47:41.900 Oh, yeah.

00:47:42.500 All right.

00:47:42.760 I just came out here to hit some balls.

00:47:46.160 Let's do this.

00:47:46.920 And that way I can't, there's no, I mean, I feel like they're not going to be crawling

00:47:55.880 away, so.

00:47:58.440 I don't know.

00:47:59.060 If there's no intent behind it, then it's self-defense. 0.99

00:48:05.000 Speaking of assholes, though, did you see that one jeep video out of the fucking Australia 1.00

00:48:09.820 there? 1.00

00:48:11.200 I'm sorry.

00:48:11.620 What?

00:48:11.740 There's some jeetery in Australia.

00:48:14.720 No, I haven't seen Australia jeetery.

00:48:16.820 Hook me up.

00:48:17.600 I could use a little giggle.

00:48:19.280 Brother!

00:48:20.400 Brother, what are you doing, cuz?

00:48:22.980 Cuz, what are you doing?

00:48:25.340 All right.

00:48:25.980 What are you doing?

00:48:27.820 What are you doing, cuz? 1.00

00:48:30.900 What are you fucking doing? 1.00

00:48:33.180 This is Australia. 1.00

00:48:35.200 I know. 1.00

00:48:35.820 Don't fucking shit on the ground, you fucking pig. 1.00

00:48:38.720 I'm just... 1.00

00:48:39.900 Go! 0.95

00:48:40.480 Get out of here! 0.99

00:48:42.140 Right.

00:48:42.840 What do you mean, right? 1.00

00:48:44.200 Huh, you fucking sicko? 1.00

00:48:46.260 Fucking peeing on the ground, what is wrong with you? 1.00

00:48:49.480 Huh, you're squatting. 1.00

00:48:51.020 I'm peeing. 1.00

00:48:51.740 That's not how you pee, you fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:48:54.120 You pee with your dick. 1.00

00:48:56.960 Shame them. 1.00

00:48:57.860 See?

00:48:58.160 That's what I said.

00:48:58.880 Bring back public shaming.

00:49:00.840 Exactly. 1.00

00:49:02.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:49:03.200 That's good. 1.00

00:49:04.720 You're squatting, you fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:49:07.860 Yeah, you pee with your dick. 1.00

00:49:10.620 Fine. 1.00

00:49:11.200 It's a good lesson right there.

00:49:13.140 It is. 1.00

00:49:14.440 Be with your dick. 1.00

00:49:16.340 I feel like this is the same thing as, like, you know, the... 1.00

00:49:20.880 Shaming is good. 1.00

00:49:21.860 Like, shame them.

00:49:22.900 Shame them in public.

00:49:23.740 It's just like when you go out in public.

00:49:25.460 And it's funny because I was thinking about this the other day.

00:49:28.320 I haven't encountered this a lot because of where I am currently.

00:49:31.740 That's true.

00:49:32.160 I remember where I was, like, anytime you went out to the grocery store or anywhere, they're 0.99

00:49:40.240 all on their fucking cell phones on speakerphone. 0.97

00:49:42.540 And nothing annoys me more is when people think that everybody wants to hear their conversation. 1.00

00:49:47.360 Good for you for that self of importance.

00:49:51.680 But, no.

00:49:53.940 I don't want to...

00:49:54.820 Like, I feel bad enough talking on my cell phone when I'm out in public because I don't

00:49:58.440 think anybody else needs to hear my conversation.

00:50:00.460 Yeah, right?

00:50:01.180 But the...

00:50:02.000 Usually go somewhere to, you know...

00:50:04.200 Right.

00:50:04.680 But the speakerphone in public is something that completely, I find, abhorrent behavior.

00:50:10.060 So, I just start talking, like, just go up and start talking to the person on the phone.

00:50:14.660 Or just stand beside them and just be like, you know, like you're a part of their conversation

00:50:19.440 because if you're going to let everybody hear it and then they walk away from you just

00:50:22.220 looking like this and it's like, well, then put your... 1.00

00:50:23.800 Get your fucking speakerphone off. 1.00

00:50:24.900 I see them here doing fucking... 1.00

00:50:26.600 They'll do, like, video calls. 1.00

00:50:30.460 Mm-hmm.

00:50:32.000 And it's like, what do you...

00:50:33.080 Like, why are you video calling while walking through a store or walking down there? 0.97

00:50:37.160 I mean, I guess maybe the sidewalk I can kind of see, but it's still, like, get fucking 0.99

00:50:41.760 earbuds or something. 0.99

00:50:42.680 Like, they're cheap, too.

00:50:43.760 Like, cheap.

00:50:44.240 Earbuds don't even cost much.

00:50:46.140 No.

00:50:46.880 Right?

00:50:47.360 Like, I have, like, six pairs, but I only have one of each one.

00:50:52.660 Yeah.

00:50:53.180 Did you know that when you have...

00:50:54.680 Why don't they...

00:50:56.520 Why can't you just make them work together if they're from different sets?

00:50:59.820 Why can't you have, like, a left one and a right one?

00:51:02.820 Because I can never lose...

00:51:04.240 Because they want to make more money.

00:51:07.500 Yeah, there you go.

00:51:08.500 On the mantra they do it, but 12 different languages, no one uses earbuds.

00:51:12.820 Yeah, see, this is what I'm saying. 1.00

00:51:14.600 I would fucking murder people. 1.00

00:51:16.620 Like, I would go full fucking Mortal Kombat. 1.00

00:51:18.940 It is annoying. 0.99

00:51:21.880 Annoying.

00:51:22.320 It's, like, it's a horrid.

00:51:26.720 It's so rude. 0.97

00:51:27.940 It's disgusting. 0.86

00:51:30.140 And it's, like, where did we go wrong?

00:51:33.100 Well, I mean, that's where we went wrong.

00:51:35.080 We imported the third world. 1.00

00:51:36.740 Yeah, we opened the door.

00:51:37.880 That's, right? 0.98

00:51:40.760 I'd kick them right off that whole bus. 0.99

00:51:42.860 It'd be exactly like if you just went and let those crackheads in. 1.00

00:51:46.480 Right?

00:51:47.000 It's the same kind of idea.

00:51:50.100 But, like, this is legitimately why I moved to the middle of nowhere in the middle of nowhere.

00:51:54.080 Because I...

00:51:55.820 No.

00:51:56.900 Nope.

00:51:57.440 I can't do it.

00:51:58.560 I...

00:51:58.760 Like, that's just abhorrent.

00:52:02.080 Who even does that?

00:52:04.680 Them.

00:52:05.220 Well, they all do.

00:52:06.160 They do.

00:52:06.900 And that's what I'm saying.

00:52:07.800 I can't...

00:52:08.080 That is just the most disgusting thing.

00:52:10.020 And I feel like, again, more people should just shame them. 0.97

00:52:14.580 Shame these people.

00:52:15.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:15.980 For their shitty behavior. 0.99

00:52:18.060 Well, that's how it should be. 1.00

00:52:19.340 Yes.

00:52:20.740 Right?

00:52:21.140 Like...

00:52:21.620 If you don't do it, that's on you.

00:52:24.440 Shame them. 0.54

00:52:24.860 Yeah.

00:52:25.140 You shame them when they don't hold the door for you.

00:52:27.880 And they definitely...

00:52:29.760 And when they don't learn the language either.

00:52:32.540 Even though, I guess, technically, you don't even need to know English to be in Parliament,

00:52:36.820 as seen here.

00:52:39.140 Mr. Speaker, today marks the 350th anniversary of the martyrdom of ninth Sikh Guru, Guru Teg

00:52:49.340 Bahadur Sahib Ji, a towering figure, not only in the Sikh history, but in the history

00:52:55.940 of humanity, his supreme sacrifice to defend freedom of conscience and to protect the rights

00:53:04.320 of those persecuted is a timeless lesson in moral courage.

00:53:09.600 Long before the world spoke of the universal human rights, Guru Teg Bahadur Sahib Ji stood

00:53:17.040 firmly for equality, justice, and interfaith solidarity. 1.00

00:53:23.060 English, motherfucker! 1.00

00:53:24.460 Do you speak it? 1.00

00:53:25.440 Right.

00:53:27.060 That's the thing.

00:53:27.900 But look where it is.

00:53:28.820 Of course it's Suri, because it's already been taken over.

00:53:33.640 And that literally is a prime example of what everybody else has to look forward to, because 0.99

00:53:39.280 they're taking over all of the fucking... 0.99

00:53:41.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:43.760 It's...

00:53:44.400 Durka Durka, Muhammad Jihad. 0.72

00:53:45.880 Ah! 1.00

00:53:46.800 Everyone's just going to start waving their fucking hands in the air. 1.00

00:53:50.240 Bahadur. 1.00

00:53:51.700 Something like that, yeah.

00:53:52.860 Durka Durka.

00:53:54.180 Durka Durka.

00:53:55.080 Durka.

00:53:55.440 I feel like we should put that on a shirt.

00:54:02.300 Probably.

00:54:03.120 Durka Durka on the front, and then on the back, you can see Muhammad Jihad. 0.91

00:54:10.140 Is that okay?

00:54:11.400 Can we do...

00:54:11.760 I mean, I wear a shirt that has Hitler on the front all the time, so I feel like wearing 1.00

00:54:16.380 a shirt that says Durka Durka isn't that far off.

00:54:20.000 But I feel like we could do that.

00:54:21.500 And we could put like Fafo on the arm.

00:54:24.280 I'd wear it.

00:54:25.080 I don't know.

00:54:27.120 Let's see.

00:54:28.340 I'm going to try and grab... 0.99

00:54:30.120 I want to get a big fucking sticker for the back of my car that says Mass Deportations 0.99

00:54:35.280 Now. 0.99

00:54:35.720 So that everyone can see it when I'm driving.

00:54:42.980 All right.

00:54:43.580 Just so they know when I run them off of the road, that that's why.

00:54:50.020 Because I want them to go home.

00:54:53.180 Well, that'd be the ideal thing, yes.

00:54:57.280 Yeah.

00:54:58.080 A hundred percent.

00:54:58.860 A hundred percent.

00:55:00.020 A hundred percent.

00:55:00.520 Tam, if I go for a metro ride with you, we're both going to end up in jail.

00:55:04.000 So we better make sure we give John Dale money first and let him know where we're going.

00:55:08.280 Well, I don't know.

00:55:10.540 I haven't been on a subway in a long time.

00:55:12.700 The last time I was on a subway, I was appalled.

00:55:14.920 And I think that was 20 years ago.

00:55:16.580 And I was like, what?

00:55:18.280 And I'm not trying to be...

00:55:19.780 Like, I'm not being cunty and elitist.

00:55:22.800 I'm just...

00:55:23.400 I'm just...

00:55:24.120 I don't like them.

00:55:27.040 Well, they're very difficult to like.

00:55:29.780 That's the problem.

00:55:31.840 Right?

00:55:32.200 I just don't put myself in a situation where I have to do that.

00:55:35.620 If I have to go somewhere where I need to go, like, downtown Toronto, I don't want to drive.

00:55:39.260 If I'll pay someone to drive me where I can sit in the back and drink. 1.00

00:55:47.720 I'm just an asshole. 1.00

00:55:49.000 That sounds... 1.00

00:55:49.440 I'm such a cunt. 1.00

00:55:50.420 Why do I say things like that? 1.00

00:55:52.120 Like, I can't imagine going on the subway.

00:55:55.260 That's it.

00:55:56.060 Bottom line.

00:55:57.380 It's interesting.

00:55:59.160 I'll give it that.

00:56:00.860 Not in a good way, really.

00:56:02.320 But there was that one day, too.

00:56:07.640 I can't.

00:56:08.160 I thought we were going to blow up.

00:56:10.240 There was some dude in, like, the full, like, Arab garb.

00:56:12.700 Had a little bag.

00:56:13.880 And it was like, you just...

00:56:15.220 See, like, if I went on the bus or the metro, that's how I would dress.

00:56:18.420 Like, I would do that.

00:56:19.480 That would be me.

00:56:21.820 That'd be funny. 0.99

00:56:22.920 And I'd fucking... 1.00

00:56:23.800 You know before I got off there, I'd toss that fucking bag and run. 1.00

00:56:27.660 What are you talking about, Kuala Mama? 1.00

00:56:29.140 I would be the perfect person for them to give the bail money to.

00:56:33.840 I would totally get them out right away.

00:56:38.160 Well, I'm sure no one likes Subway, so I know.

00:56:42.920 Without hesitation, you know?

00:56:46.120 I feel like you would probably leave us in there overnight, but...

00:56:49.980 Maybe.

00:56:50.840 Do you still get McDonald's in jail?

00:56:54.560 I...

00:56:55.240 I feel like that was probably the last time I had a Big Mac.

00:56:58.060 Yeah, I'm not really sure.

00:57:03.780 It's been a while since I've been, so I don't know, but...

00:57:08.700 All right, let's see.

00:57:09.340 You know, when you should go in the drunk tank, they give you a burger for dinner, and if you

00:57:12.660 end up staying in there overnight, you get a McMuffin for breakfast.

00:57:17.440 Someone told me that.

00:57:18.400 I don't know.

00:57:18.820 No, they...

00:57:20.380 No, I remember for me, it was they'd get you a big extra, which is why I was never able 0.99

00:57:25.380 to eat that fucking burger ever again. 0.99

00:57:28.480 Big extra. 1.00

00:57:29.460 I don't know what that one is.

00:57:30.840 Yeah, it was around for a little bit.

00:57:33.720 I don't remember specifically what was different about it, but...

00:57:36.560 I just remember that's what they would get you.

00:57:41.740 I like the French fries, and if you know about a McDonald's Coke, then you know.

00:57:48.320 I mean, I used to have a...

00:57:50.080 Like, I definitely enjoyed...

00:57:53.220 Oh, God.

00:57:54.860 Coca-Cola in a can.

00:57:57.700 Like, kryptonite.

00:58:00.040 If I have...

00:58:01.080 Yeah.

00:58:02.660 I remember going to Canada's Wonderland.

00:58:04.760 See?

00:58:05.960 Every single time.

00:58:07.360 There is never a stream where I don't mute myself and not realize it, and where you make 1.00

00:58:12.400 me gag by saying something fucking disgusting. 0.99

00:58:14.580 I do remember that. 0.99

00:58:16.040 I was at Canada's Wonderland when they did that Pepsi Challenge thing where you try to...

00:58:20.720 So gross.

00:58:23.320 Clear Pepsi was so weird.

00:58:24.920 And the Orbitz, remember those drinks with the little...

00:58:27.920 Those little balls that... 1.00

00:58:29.660 Yes, I remember those. 0.93

00:58:30.780 And when you drank it, it was like...

00:58:32.880 Those were weird.

00:58:33.860 What is it?

00:58:34.760 Yeah, that was weird.

00:58:40.560 Yeah, those were weird.

00:58:42.220 I know.

00:58:43.340 I never fully understood those. 0.94

00:58:45.440 I was like, why does anybody want to drink something with balls? 0.97

00:58:55.000 That is true. 0.98

00:58:55.920 Oh, I can't.

00:59:01.080 Right?

00:59:01.640 Nope.

00:59:04.680 See, sometimes the intrusive thoughts don't win.

00:59:07.180 I'm so...

00:59:07.840 I'm getting better.

00:59:09.940 I'm getting so much better.

00:59:13.360 It's so hard.

00:59:16.520 Oh, God.

00:59:18.020 Yeah, it's like...

00:59:19.440 I feel like it was like the precursor to Boba. 0.98

00:59:25.740 But like, even Boba, that makes sense because it's like big balls. 1.00

00:59:31.120 Fuck. 1.00

00:59:32.920 See, nope. 1.00

00:59:34.420 There you go. 1.00

00:59:35.220 Sarah likes big balls. 1.00

00:59:37.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:59:37.980 I knew as soon as it came out. 1.00

00:59:42.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:43.020 Fuck. 1.00

00:59:43.520 Fuck. 1.00

00:59:44.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:45.440 I bet you knew as soon as they came out.

00:59:47.640 Okay.

00:59:48.400 All right. 0.99

00:59:49.800 You have to stop talking about balls, first of all. 0.99

00:59:52.680 There you go. 0.98

00:59:53.040 Because I can't have that conversation with you, of all people, because then I actually might

00:59:56.540 puke in front of everyone.

00:59:58.200 Anyway.

00:59:58.500 Makes me want to go find ACDC's Big Balls now.

01:00:02.320 Maybe play that during the song break.

01:00:04.420 Big Balls.

01:00:08.480 Always reminds me of 101's Big Brown Beaver.

01:00:12.720 That was a good one, too. 1.00

01:00:16.360 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:00:17.100 We're doing it. 1.00

01:00:18.000 I'm looking for Big Balls right now.

01:00:19.780 Great.

01:00:22.120 That's what we're going to do.

01:00:24.100 Okay.

01:00:25.120 Great.

01:00:25.520 And then we'll end with Moats and Hoes. 1.00

01:00:27.140 Because I think I've, I think I might have figured it out.

01:00:31.820 We're going to find out. 0.95

01:00:33.620 I don't know what the fuck was up with the YouTube downloader I was using, but. 0.98

01:00:37.400 Oh, God. 0.99

01:00:38.840 You gave me the video with no goddamn audio. 0.99

01:00:41.920 I didn't give you anything. 0.98

01:00:44.020 I just said I wanted you to play that song because that song came on my playlist when I

01:00:50.420 was driving and it makes me so happy whenever I see.

01:00:53.500 But it is, I mean, it's a good song.

01:00:58.900 It is a good song.

01:01:00.020 You know what else makes me really happy and I almost forgot for a little bit?

01:01:03.300 Um, I forgot how much I love Alexis on Fire.

01:01:07.640 Like, I have seen them in concerts so many times.

01:01:10.560 But, like, that's one thing I really, oh, I need to go to an Alexis on Fire concert.

01:01:17.040 Um, but yeah, I forgot how much I really like them.

01:01:21.520 There you go. 0.98

01:01:21.900 That was great as fucking awesome. 1.00

01:01:22.360 Remember when Patsy botoxes his, he botoxes his balls. 1.00

01:01:26.720 Oh. 0.98

01:01:27.900 Keeps the wrinkles out.

01:01:29.120 That's aggressive. 0.98

01:01:29.540 He's got smooth balls, apparently. 0.98

01:01:30.920 Hang on. 0.96

01:01:31.200 I've got to take this room.

01:01:33.860 Oh, my God.

01:01:34.760 Of course she's got to take this.

01:01:38.020 Yeah, it, uh, it doesn't stop, Quo, Mama.

01:01:41.460 It doesn't stop.

01:01:42.540 That's why we're going to start selling jarred farts to Peppermint Patsy.

01:01:46.560 That's how we're going to grift now.

01:01:48.260 Patsy's going to buy Sarah's jarred farts. 1.00

01:01:50.480 What?

01:01:51.580 Yeah.

01:01:52.060 I heard, okay, what, I heard something about what?

01:01:56.360 What do you mean?

01:01:56.820 I heard my name.

01:01:58.140 Yeah, you don't, you're on a need-to-know basis.

01:02:00.820 You're good.

01:02:01.320 Okay.

01:02:02.920 Yeah.

01:02:04.540 We're just going to grift and sell your jarred farts to Peppermint Patsy. 1.00

01:02:08.700 We're selling my farts again?

01:02:11.000 Yeah.

01:02:12.040 That's what we're going to do.

01:02:13.360 All right.

01:02:14.540 All right?

01:02:15.660 All right.

01:02:16.520 Whatever. 0.97

01:02:17.480 Don't be a rat snitch, Quo, Mama. 0.97

01:02:22.780 Is it going to get a hand or what? 0.98

01:02:25.840 Jesus Christ.

01:02:27.160 Oh, when doesn't it?

01:02:29.260 That's, that's the real question. 0.98

01:02:31.840 See, I don't look at the chat for fucking 30 seconds and answer a phone call. 0.99

01:02:35.880 Now my farts are getting sold and we got rat snitches. 0.99

01:02:40.420 Of course. 0.82

01:02:41.280 My God.

01:02:41.880 Well, you know what?

01:02:42.480 I did just pick up more mason jars, so.

01:02:45.180 Something like that.

01:02:45.800 It depends on what size you want, because I got a whole bunch of different sizes, all

01:02:48.540 the way one and a half liters, so.

01:02:51.460 That costs extra.

01:02:54.180 All right.

01:02:54.700 I'm going to load this up.

01:02:55.560 We're going to take a.

01:02:57.160 I prefer bath water.

01:02:58.800 Jesus Christ.

01:03:01.040 What was that?

01:03:02.700 I prefer bath water.

01:03:04.140 Whatever.

01:03:04.700 We can, we can work it out.

01:03:06.240 We can work out whatever.

01:03:08.080 Whatever deal.

01:03:08.540 We just, we just need a grift and that's what it's going to be.

01:03:15.800 All right.

01:03:17.660 So.

01:03:20.020 Okay.

01:03:20.460 We're ready there.

01:03:21.140 Okay. 0.96

01:03:21.400 Take a little song break and then we'll come back and figure out what the fuck else we're 0.98

01:03:26.620 going to take. 0.95

01:03:26.720 How many minutes do I have?

01:03:27.240 Do I have three minutes?

01:03:28.560 Three.

01:03:29.160 Three minutes.

01:03:30.680 Yeah.

01:03:31.220 Basically.

01:03:31.720 Like 2.44.

01:03:32.800 That was an interesting thought.

01:03:34.560 Okay.

01:03:35.020 All right.

01:03:35.920 Yeah.

01:03:36.400 Yeah.

01:03:36.840 That's what you got. 0.99

01:03:38.100 And you know, it's, it's cause Sarah likes big balls. 1.00

01:03:42.740 So we're going ACDC big balls. 0.92

01:04:06.840 Well, I'm upper, upper class, high society.

01:04:11.460 God's gift to ballroom notoriety.

01:04:15.900 And I always fill my ballroom.

01:04:18.580 The event is never small. 0.80

01:04:20.340 The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. 0.98

01:04:25.600 I've got big balls. 0.99

01:04:27.740 I've got big balls. 0.99

01:04:30.060 They're such big balls and they're tiny big balls. 0.99

01:04:34.060 And he's got big balls and she's got big balls. 1.00

01:04:38.940 But we've got the biggest balls of all. 0.98

01:04:43.300 And my balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full. 0.72

01:04:47.760 And everybody comes and comes again.

01:04:52.360 If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher.

01:04:57.400 Everybody says I've got great balls of fire. 0.95

01:05:02.100 How's that, big balls? 0.60

01:05:03.680 Oh, I've got big balls. 1.00

01:05:06.480 And they're such big balls, dirty big balls. 1.00

01:05:10.560 And he's got big balls and she's got big balls. 1.00

01:05:15.200 But we've got the biggest balls of all. 0.97

01:05:19.520 Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress.

01:05:24.340 But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.

01:05:29.000 My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right.

01:05:32.820 It's my belief that my big ball should be held every night.

01:05:37.500 Oh, we've got big balls. 1.00

01:05:39.860 Oh, we've got big balls. 1.00

01:05:40.180 We've got big balls. 0.90

01:05:42.180 We've got big balls. 0.98

01:05:44.180 And then just itching to tell me about them. 0.92

01:06:02.060 And we have such wonderful fun. 0.90

01:06:04.700 We've got big balls. 0.73

01:06:06.020 We've got big balls.

01:06:07.060 We've got big balls.

01:06:08.280 And we've got big balls. 0.97

01:06:12.300 there we go um that chat got unhinged really bad i like it though you guys settle down 0.98

01:06:41.100 it was my favorite part about this show is the chat the chat gets just unhinged i love it it's like

01:06:46.780 the thunderdome it is it is fun where is trap all right what do we got she was here earlier what

01:06:58.380 do we got up next here yeah we're she might be doing something you know she she does have 0.69

01:07:05.020 children sleeper hold sleeper hold that's the only thing you need to do with the child oh i smell like

01:07:14.700 fireplace i think i need to put another log on them on the stove um i might have to do that in a couple

01:07:23.100 minutes yeah it's just it's oh it's wee bit nippy that's why that's why i'm a little bit more clothed

01:07:29.660 today than i was the other day it's just damp and cold yeah definitely um

01:07:42.860 i'm what no i was just actually thinking about

01:07:48.940 what i was going to do with the chicken that i was going to make for dinner because we're making a soup

01:07:52.540 probably going to cook it yeah i was thinking about how i was going to cook it

01:07:59.980 i was going to do lamb today but i decided to do chicken instead and do lamb tomorrow

01:08:05.500 i was thinking about how how gay people with pokemon are actually it was really funny because i

01:08:10.940 it was a couple days ago i had some dude on some dude on twitter was trying to cheer me and then i looked 0.94

01:08:15.580 at his fucking profile and he's got a screenshot from his pokemon go so i just quote tweeted that 0.98

01:08:23.660 i'm like is this you like a grown adult yeah grown adult i was like is this you i was like this proves 1.00

01:08:30.380 you're an absolute fucking loser like come step into me and you play fucking pokemon go you faggot 1.00

01:08:38.380 that's amazing i wouldn't even listen it but this is where i feel like i'm different from some 1.00

01:08:44.940 people though in that situation i wouldn't even i would just walk away because no i gotta get at

01:08:51.820 least one last one in i know you do you like the last one yeah i do i don't care you know what is so

01:08:57.420 much better than getting the last word watch letting them watch you walk away yeah but i like to hurt them 0.77

01:09:06.060 that's oh i can assure you right silence but this is this is legitimately how gay this gets right 0.99

01:09:14.060 you think you think sports ball people are fucking retarded here's the pokemon people in 1.00

01:09:20.060 life underwater oh no no no no no no no no 1.00

01:09:25.020 oh 1.00

01:09:42.900 the fuck is with this guy 1.00

01:09:55.020 test everyone that sounds like antifa right there no no no no oh wow 1.00

01:10:05.980 someone should do that voiceover for in it with an antifa thing yeah right because that legitimately 0.93

01:10:11.580 that was uh that's people fighting at costco uh over those fucking pokemon cards stop it 0.98

01:10:19.020 not yeah well because these losers will go and like buy them and then they try and sell them right 0.98

01:10:23.820 what yeah well because i don't know apparently the pokemon cards are fucking worth some money or 0.99

01:10:31.340 something i don't fuck i don't know it's pokemon so i don't yeah yeah for real they fight like that 0.94

01:10:37.900 over pokemon cards oh yeah it's a big thing actually like especially because there's uh 0.98

01:10:43.980 apparently they've got like vending machines i guess that you can like buy them out of and so

01:10:48.860 like people will get those yeah people will get pissed because yeah the one guy will just sit 0.91

01:10:54.060 there and keep buying over and over and not yeah leave and nobody can use the machine right um yeah

01:11:00.060 that's why because they're they're trying to get the cards that are either worth money or they'll just

01:11:05.020 like try and resell the packs right the unopened boxes and unopened packs and this is their drift i

01:11:11.740 guess but they're like it's so retarded that's crazy town 1.00

01:11:18.860 yeah yeah something terribly wrong with grown men playing pokemon or doing anything well i feel

01:11:26.940 like that definitely wasn't a grown man by the wow whatever that voice was i can't even do a scream like that 0.99

01:11:35.260 that was pretty gay i don't yeah didn't didn't black friday happen already or is that this friday

01:11:44.780 this friday oh is it this friday yeah but see in in canada we do like a month we don't know okay but 0.87

01:11:52.380 we don't even we don't even okay calm it down because we don't we don't even do black friday they

01:11:58.220 just say it's black friday but nothing's really on sale i know that but have you seen like the flyers

01:12:04.620 like i have for my fireplace the black friday flyers are like this and i was like what and

01:12:11.020 i kept looking and i'm like it's not even black friday yet it was a month leading up to black friday

01:12:15.740 yeah whatever guys it's not even our holiday why are we like what even is black friday no i'm not

01:12:26.380 even being like i'm not even joking what is it oh it's supposed to be a day of heat it's basically our

01:12:32.300 like uh basically boxing day um but the u.s version that's like that's really what it is

01:12:41.820 no they don't

01:12:45.260 oh no yeah they do not have boxing day so basically it's like take our concept for boxing day which

01:12:52.700 everything just suddenly is massively cut price or at least used to be anyway um it's basically the same

01:13:00.620 idea right like i that's really about it it's just to make buy right right it's just a man like i

01:13:09.660 remember at one point in time i was like i was trying to convince you know just like let's just do

01:13:15.260 let's not do christmas on christmas let's wait until after boxing day and then this way we can get twice the 0.68

01:13:20.780 shit right that's what i always try to do but that would be awesome i mean i would like twice the 0.96

01:13:27.900 shit i mean i thought it was a brilliant plan but people that like christmas say otherwise i don't 0.99

01:13:33.660 fucking know right yeah i don't do christmas for gifts anymore i do christmas to hang out with people 0.98

01:13:39.260 i don't even give a i don't even care so i don't like you either but i'm just saying it's funny because 0.94

01:13:45.420 i say like i don't even give a about christmas but my christmas tree's been up since 2019. exactly

01:13:51.180 i love decorating for christmas i do like i am like that mariah carey meme

01:13:59.100 that's me that as i drink from my christmas mug yeah you're a tart nugget whatever i don't care it is

01:14:09.340 what it is i'm gonna put my lights up i think today or tomorrow in i have some lights up but

01:14:17.580 today or tomorrow maybe tomorrow i feel like today is too wet i put some outside lights up

01:14:29.260 and i'm doing all colors this year i used all my my soft white ones in my tropical plants inside

01:14:36.540 instead and then it's going to be all the like griswold christmas color ones outside and inside

01:14:46.300 for the tree i haven't done colored lights on my tree for a while so i mean last year i did at the

01:14:52.220 top because i did the grinch mine mine's got lights that i've just i never plugged them in or anything

01:14:58.940 the tree just sits there it's basically a spot for the cats to hide now

01:15:02.060 that's those are some of my favorite pictures of my cat before he passed was him under the tree

01:15:08.140 he used to love being under the tree all right yeah these two retards will jump in there because 1.00

01:15:13.100 it's also got one of those like little box skirt things so they they hide from everybody in there 1.00

01:15:20.220 they're retarded um so i'm gonna hit them i don't what the video is this i have a video that's 0.96

01:15:26.700 downloaded and for whatever reason it just says video playback i feel like it's probably 0.99

01:15:31.260 something i've already better not be porn no one wants to see your midget porn 0.99

01:15:38.460 is it the pair of midgets too midget porn i guess it's the ones that have only like one 0.98

01:15:44.940 limb and stuff too isn't it nugget yeah that's the good stuff that's the good stuff you and taz 0.99

01:15:52.620 should share because i feel like that's what he watches too

01:15:54.940 she's talking about my tree

01:16:02.060 it is it's it is a spider actually it is funny because uh a buddy's mom once

01:16:08.380 i think when the tree was up for like two to three years at that point she made the point of

01:16:13.900 saying it's probably got so much dust i was like yeah actually probably we should probably take it

01:16:19.260 outside and power wash it whatever yeah absolutely

01:16:26.220 i mean you kind of are a little no no she's tiny she is tiny yeah she's like a midget it's fine 1.00

01:16:41.900 god can you imagine if there was a bit jesus christ damn i would die 0.97

01:16:47.180 maybe more dwarf i guess which one's taller is it dwarves or midgets that are taller i don't remember 0.97

01:16:55.420 i don't know ask taz once again i'm not up on my yeah i know one of them's taller i don't

01:17:02.060 i don't remember they make me uncomfortable all of them it's like it's just like fat people

01:17:07.260 i feel the same way i might have played this already and i might have played this already

01:17:12.300 i'm not sure but it's just because the video is titled video playback i'm like it better not be

01:17:18.620 porn i'm telling you if you've got if you play porn from your girlfriend okay now i know what it is i

01:17:25.420 know what it is never mind it's boats and hoes but it was the one that didn't didn't work that's what 0.97

01:17:31.500 it was gotcha all right so then we'll just uh we'll go into this of course uh we saw this last

01:17:37.900 night but uh ctv and their their corrections well the information we got monday was that this was a

01:17:44.780 group by a different name so thank you to those who reached out and correctly identified them as

01:17:50.540 second sons now their public display in london on sunday was short-lived this is dash cam video

01:17:57.580 that appears to show a group of about 30 people dressed in dark uniforms and masks

01:18:03.100 they're standing in formation on the wortley road overpass holding a banner that reads re-migration

01:18:09.500 now it comes at a time when the white nationalist movement is reportedly the largest it has ever been

01:18:15.500 in canada and the canadian anti-hate network says second sons is not to be taken lightly they are

01:18:23.180 preparing for what they see as the necessary use of violence to protect their political movement

01:18:28.780 attack their opposition and ultimately carry what their agenda is which is ethnic canada the leaders

01:18:35.100 talk about how um they want to enact mass deportations of people who weren't white and european we reached

01:18:41.980 out to second songs with an interview request but had not heard back before broadcast deadline 0.99

01:18:47.340 yeah so faggot yeah absolutely maggot balgord that's why i refer to him as bag lord 1.00

01:19:03.100 his voice irritates me as much as rachel's the two of them i've been having fun with this 1.00

01:19:07.500 i've been having fun with this though because this has brought like the faggots out in full force 1.00

01:19:19.100 okay like fucking zachary jizzdale's been my favorite right well him and clyde really both um 0.98

01:19:27.180 collectively have been the greatest because you've got clyde do nothing who ran away and left the country 0.97

01:19:35.020 okay and then you've got zachary jizzdale as i'll refer to him on he's a 51st state cap

01:19:45.260 and they're trying to lecture on patriotism

01:19:52.540 which is hilarious because it's like okay so you've got a patriot among them yeah like you've got 1.00

01:19:58.220 you've got you've got one that ran away and another that's like fucking wants to suck trump's 1.00

01:20:04.700 dick so hard to become american yeah actually let me see most unpatriotic group 1.00

01:20:13.740 so i've been having a lot of fun chirping him um let's go to let's see what he's got today because 0.98

01:20:20.140 he's and hamsters oh god damn there we go there we go we're gonna we're gonna take a look at zachary 0.62

01:20:31.020 tisdale's twitter today oh let's see he's probably got some new ones by now um but we'll see it's rather 0.96

01:20:42.780 humorous let's see

01:20:55.420 retweets oh yeah he think he thinks he's continuing to stir up trouble by the way as he fed jackets

01:21:05.100 yeah this one was good too he's like i've called it out every time i've seen these masked up goons

01:21:09.420 i'm not about the policy or it's not about the policy it's about the terrible optics they're 1.00

01:21:15.820 either feds or they're stupid take your pick 0.98

01:21:23.980 and i'm just like okay well i i'm just so dumb yeah no i i replied to this one i was like okay so 1.00

01:21:30.860 if it's such terrible fucking optics right then why are they getting all the attention 0.94

01:21:36.620 why is there a lot of positive fucking feedback right why is it resonating with people the only 0.99

01:21:47.260 people that are giving them the negative attention are the ones who are like who re over everything 0.95

01:21:53.580 and it's because they know that they're right they you can't deny any of the the optics are not bad

01:22:01.740 there's nothing wrong with any of the optics and there's nothing wrong with their message or what

01:22:06.140 they stand for it's everything that these people are not that's why they're reeing about it because 0.78

01:22:12.940 they're little fucking keyboard warriors who are and it's funny you can't do that that's what you can't 0.96

01:22:21.980 i think my favorite part though is that they they obviously are not reading the room really because 0.99

01:22:26.780 it's like if you go to the mentions like it's everybody's just going like derek saying you're

01:22:31.420 making stupid assumptions all along and still today you're making them exactly right like everybody's 1.00

01:22:36.940 just everybody's just coming yeah because it's like they say dumb shit and it's like nope you now you 1.00

01:22:43.820 look really now you look really stupid because you said the same thing before when you labeled all 1.00

01:22:50.700 all these people as terrorists and violent extremists and all of that bullshit and it's like oh so we're the 1.00

01:22:56.140 terrorists now because we're we're calling out what's happening so we're the we're the extremists 1.00

01:23:02.860 because we're cooking food oh okay because we don't want to eat your clone's fucking meat oh okay because 1.00

01:23:09.020 we're going to allow our country to get taken over by the third world because of your 1.00

01:23:12.620 bullshit policies but we're the extremists oh okay well yeah but sarah but sarah sarah he says real patriots 1.00

01:23:21.660 don't cover their faces right either either feds are stupid come on right there there is somebody uh 1.00

01:23:30.940 that there was a reply in here actually dave was brave yeah right there right there real patriots 1.00

01:23:38.460 deliberately expose their identity so that they can so that the left can dox them contact their employer

01:23:44.620 get them fired harass their family and generally ruin their life great take here zach yeah exactly 0.98

01:23:51.500 yeah they look dumb oh yeah and he was like he was saying how nobody wants to nobody wants to join 0.99

01:23:59.340 either i was like so is that why they can't keep up with the people that are signing up they're signing up 1.00

01:24:04.060 yeah like are you are you stupid right it's like the things that they it's like oh yeah okay so 0.96

01:24:14.700 you keep getting your information from global ctv cbc and rachel oh and valgord 1.00

01:24:24.380 good job super super accurate that is the biggest clusterfuck i've ever seen in my life 0.99

01:24:32.700 that's like it is like the blind leading the blind in there and it's like all sharing the dumbest 0.97

01:24:37.900 information and then acting like it because well because he said it but and then she said it and

01:24:44.700 because they said it now that makes it real because it's on the internet so that makes it real because she

01:24:51.180 said it she said it was real and then he said it but she's got letters behind her name like cbc

01:24:57.260 and you know because she she's a real she's a real journalist guys rachel is a real journalist well and

01:25:05.020 i i i liked when uh when furry pointed out last night no but when furry pointed out last night that

01:25:13.340 well he was talking about because uh i think one of the things that was either tisdale or

01:25:17.900 clyde fox's cousin or whoever the it was and that was basically saying that it's just a psyop

01:25:25.260 kind of honeypot to um like bring in new laws and bills and whatever and what have you and that that's

01:25:33.500 why the media is you know picking it up right and it's like well okay but then why didn't cbc say a word 0.95

01:25:40.780 when they showed up to cbc in ottawa right like if it was uh they were all too busy inside shitting 0.98

01:25:48.780 their pants because they didn't know what the fuck to do but but here's here but here's the point 0.97

01:25:53.500 though here's the point though is if this is if this is supposed to be a government 0.99

01:25:57.660 fucking honeypot then why wouldn't they mention that right they had every opportunity to be the 0.91

01:26:04.300 first to break that story and they did not i imagine it was like that episode of the office 0.99

01:26:11.020 oh it's happening running around gabe's like i don't know what the fuck to do i mean it's possible 0.58

01:26:18.380 yeah but like it's none of the the theory just doesn't make any fucking sense because if if the 0.99

01:26:23.980 whole idea is to push it then but that's you you would think when they show up to your fucking door 0.99

01:26:30.940 that yeah that's that's a slam dunk right there right but no these retards can't 1.00

01:26:39.420 figure that out their stuff doesn't have to make sense though because they don't need it to 0.94

01:26:44.460 no because none of the people the people who are bull are are look at look at these retards 1.00

01:26:52.540 are not yeah but look at the retards that think donald best is grant bristow 1.00

01:26:55.980 finkle is einhorn jesus christ is einhorn no i i was okay so after jeremy did the donald best 0.88

01:27:08.380 uh stream there the interview yeah yeah so there there's a guy that was fucking uh chirping in the 0.92

01:27:14.060 chat which by the way that was some of the most fun i had had we're not talking about any of that 0.97

01:27:17.900 i'm not no but just shut your mouth um it was there was one of the guys in there knuckle 0.72

01:27:24.540 right i ended up hearing him in a space one night and hearing his theory

01:27:31.900 on donald best being grant bristow and it was like oh i i was laughing so hard because he's just he's

01:27:42.380 going into how grant bristow did the whole fucking heritage front thing and then eventually uh got 0.97

01:27:48.700 into a to witness protection all i have to say quiet went to vancouver and became fucking nathan black 1.00

01:27:56.300 blah blah gets busted there and then becomes fucking donald best like are you retarded 1.00

01:28:03.580 to me it's like listening to one of the make-a-wish kids from the retarded school 1.00

01:28:09.980 read a fucking like a nursery rhyme like it sounds so dumb oh it is dumb and then it's like i can't 0.99

01:28:21.260 like when they talk honestly to me it really sounds like they're retarded like i thought they are though 0.99

01:28:29.420 i know well that's what i'm saying but if you're gonna like well whatever they know they're 1.00

01:28:36.300 fucking stupid they can't actually think that anyone takes them seriously 0.99

01:28:43.260 i mean they do that's the sad part the sad part is is that they do they think people take them oh 1.00

01:28:50.300 yeah well because there's been a society of narcissistic morons created because they actually 1.00

01:28:55.020 were given some type of weird validation from people or because uh they use their fucking computer and the 1.00

01:29:00.780 fucking whatever tells them that they're fucking good job no you're a fucking idiot alberta girl has 1.00

01:29:06.140 broken the case 1.00

01:29:11.900 that's the way it is right there finkel is einhorn that's all that's it no finkel is einhorn

01:29:18.380 i said it where is it now right there uh don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh it says 1.00

01:29:29.500 on your chart you're up uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded yeah right that's 1.00

01:29:38.140 that's basically it right there but it's like it's just good for i don't know all of these people are 1.00

01:29:44.220 just so dumb and like the ones that just fed jacket like let's face it it's just because 0.94

01:29:49.500 they're not actually doing anything and that's why right like well no but like uh the one guy that 0.99

01:29:57.980 said like there's no way you're gonna get that many guys that are fit in one group in canada like

01:30:04.220 first of all i mean do you know how many fucking beer league teams there are so there's an example 0.90

01:30:08.540 i mean not all of them have guys that well not to sound like it but but the other aspect is is that 0.89

01:30:14.220 the only reason you think that is because you yourself wouldn't do it and all of the people 0.95

01:30:21.420 that you're around constantly are a bunch of fucking soy boys so you would think that that's weird to 1.00

01:30:25.900 have a bunch of people who were fit around one place but all the fucking parties that i've had and 0.99

01:30:31.020 all the fucking dag events listen people the men are not ugly there are some there are some handsome 0.98

01:30:41.020 men and i can tell you there are some very attractive women like there there are some gorgeous 1.00

01:30:46.780 well-accomplished women and and men in in this community so listen people can say whatever they want 1.00

01:30:53.580 but it's just because they surround themselves with a bunch of fucking loser dipshits that fucking you 1.00

01:30:59.900 you know don't look after themselves doesn't mean the rest of us do well and the other reason that 1.00

01:31:04.140 they don't understand the whole the mask thing i mean there is a slight irony though with those that

01:31:09.420 use the non-accounts to call out the masks that's fucking funny but those like zachary tisdale calling 0.89

01:31:15.420 them out here's why is because your takes are so fucking safe you've never had to worry about who 0.98

01:31:21.500 anybody knowing who the fuck you are because you just all you constantly do is just post safe little 0.99

01:31:28.860 you know you're not you're not saying anything the people that who put them like you know there's 0.99

01:31:32.940 the people who go out in front and then there's the people who don't and i'm not saying whatever

01:31:37.740 but i mean you know the people who have nothing to lose yeah absolutely but that's the thing is i mean

01:31:46.460 the the the anonymous accounts are the ones that really get me though like oh why don't you show your

01:31:51.100 face it's like well why aren't you showing yours yeah but again right because it's the same reason

01:31:56.860 i guarantee it yeah it is because i don't want to lose everything yeah it's a pretty scary thing

01:32:03.420 well and and when you factor into i mean look at look at the it's it's all government state funded

01:32:09.980 right you got okay so cbc and ctv always go to who for comment yeah and any hate network exactly

01:32:16.860 that's what is also government funded like right that's such a clusterfuck that's what i that's

01:32:22.460 literally what i'm saying that clusterfuck of where they get their information is the reason why

01:32:27.340 none of it has any basis in reality because it's a it's legitimately not none of it is even accurate

01:32:34.700 so they just keep feeding it to each other the people that believe that are the same people who 0.98

01:32:38.620 still go out and get boosters and flu shots so let them fucking fucking patsy i was outed in a 0.99

01:32:44.380 late in a ladies group chat wasn't i what are you talking about anyway if i was in a ladies group chat 0.99

01:32:52.220 that would be hilarious i don't have enough girlfriends for that 0.99

01:32:58.860 i can't imagine being in a ladies group chat 1.00

01:33:04.220 anyway we had a ladies friend well i mean i guess we did kind of have a ladies chat before but

01:33:11.420 i don't like i'm just not friendly i try so hard don't i i i i i'm not sure that you do

01:33:27.260 i'll be honest i'm not i'm not really sure that you do but maybe you are maybe i am what i am i guess

01:33:36.140 i don't know i feel like i am as friendly as a porcupine well whatever

01:33:46.780 anyway i never said i was nice i am kind

01:33:52.780 yeah i'm not nice i mean even that might be a bit of a stretch but

01:33:56.620 well i would disagree me i think i am i think i'm kind but i'm definitely not 0.98

01:34:07.580 no i'll knock you right off that fucking chair if i was there 1.00

01:34:13.420 probably yeah totally let's see here see if there's anything else 1.00

01:34:19.660 terrible anything else going on you got anything else you know how the oh boy you know how service

01:34:26.940 animals have like the things that says like don't touch and like doesn't play well with others or

01:34:32.060 whatever i should have that like i should have like a uh like a what is it called um yeah you definitely

01:34:39.340 what are those little bracelets called you know get one of those dog harnesses that like you know i'm 0.99

01:34:44.700 not going to wear a dog harness but i'll wear one of those medical alert bracelets that says that i

01:34:49.100 don't play well with others why not

01:34:54.220 because i don't want to wear a dog collar that's weird i charge money no i'm just kidding

01:34:58.860 it would be funny though but yeah i'm not wearing a dog collar

01:35:06.060 i did have used to have one of those big tiffany's necklaces and it would be

01:35:09.580 find it but that was really good for like pulling on but i can't find it right it's not a dog collar

01:35:15.340 though that's pushing it i was gonna one of those i was gonna bring up a cbc article but it's really 0.95

01:35:21.020 really really really gay oh yeah no yeah nobody cares um god damn it whatever that article then 0.80

01:35:30.300 but anyway the headline was uh transit violence uh is up 300 in some cities i wonder what could have 0.99

01:35:39.020 contributed to that yeah absolutely just curious uh you know but especially with knowing what

01:35:49.100 transit looks like diversity yeah i wouldn't know as we already went over but diversity equity and

01:35:54.620 inclusion guys we have to make sure that everybody feels like they belong

01:36:01.420 and make sure make sure you use the app when you come in as a refugee

01:36:04.380 because that's secure oh also that was the other thing i saw this morning while i was in my office

01:36:12.860 there is uh the cbsa is basically being staffed by teenagers who got like two weeks of training

01:36:23.660 oh i did see something about that have like like the cbsa was like

01:36:29.420 it's the union guy and he was just like yeah like the system has failed like like these people have

01:36:37.500 two weeks of training and they're uh they're literally on the front lines deciding who and

01:36:42.220 who doesn't come into the country and it's like oh what what this is literally and i keep every day

01:36:51.500 and this is why i said i said this before season five was going to be really exciting like i knew

01:36:58.620 season five was going to be a good one but like it has surpassed most of my my expectations so far and

01:37:04.620 we still have we still have a month left and we have the aliens and the dinosaurs still coming it's

01:37:11.500 santa and krampus like imagine it is going to get out of hand i wonder if when the aliens come they'll

01:37:17.660 bring down like the the tooth fairy and all of those people too and it's just going to be a 0.99

01:37:22.220 fucking just a free-for-all i mean maybe things are definitely 0.99

01:37:29.980 fucking retarded though but i mean it doesn't shock me that they would be using teenagers with 1.00

01:37:34.860 two weeks of training because it's not it's not incompetence it's by design but remember too 0.99

01:37:41.420 that i bet you most of these people don't speak english that's possible because

01:37:49.420 it's possible because inclusion and diversity i mean i even wonder what what what are these kids 0.55

01:37:55.980 are those kids just at the other end of the app then i guess maybe i don't fucking know but 0.84

01:38:00.700 no they're the people letting the people like it's what no because the point where like everywhere

01:38:07.820 else in the world is looking up here going what well that's what i mean though is what are they

01:38:13.260 actually doing because you don't even have to talk to anybody to get in no i know but like in the

01:38:18.460 places where they do have to get in there you're meeting somebody that's got two weeks experience so

01:38:23.900 it's like anybody's coming in now like they're finding out that there's people here that are like

01:38:27.820 massive criminals like look at surrey like this is exactly my point like we have crazy 0.99

01:38:33.660 fucking like cartel shit happening here and everyone's just like how did that happen what 0.99

01:38:40.300 what do you mean what do you mean largest fentanyl but what are you talking about and it's like 1.00

01:38:45.900 well you got people at the border that have two weeks training what did you think was going to

01:38:49.420 fucking happen and you're letting everybody else in with an app or being coming here for schools that 0.99

01:38:55.340 are fake yeah it's fucking retarded oh what do you mean what do you mean the crime is up on 0.99

01:39:03.580 300 on public transit why we're just we're because we are not a serious country we're not right 0.99

01:39:10.940 everywhere else is looking at us actually did you see uh okay so the new uh but that 0.88

01:39:16.860 fucking streaming bill that's gonna make like i don't know like if we're gonna have to prove we're 0.98

01:39:22.300 canadian content or some fucking stupid but um i have found the loophole okay okay so apparently 1.00

01:39:31.180 this does not apply to porn so you just got to be naked when you do your stream and then i think 1.00

01:39:41.020 that it doesn't matter can con regulations are apparently can i wear one of those green suit

01:39:49.340 things that that has like like hairy whatever like can i make it like a fake one because i'm not getting

01:39:56.220 naked naked on camera i don't know i'll have to dig into the uh the technicalities of it all but

01:40:02.060 apparently i saw somewhere uh saw on the twitter machine there that like you can show the canadian 0.98

01:40:08.780 content regulations will not apply to pornography well then you can show your nipples 0.93

01:40:15.340 whatever i'm not gonna show mine whatever well definitely not for free on rumble 0.98

01:40:24.460 if we're gonna if i'm gonna show my nipples i feel like that's gonna cost a little bit more than a 0.99

01:40:29.660 nothing this jeep tech company fucked up quebec driver's license system that's not showing my nipples 0.99

01:40:36.940 so we're clear sure uh well i'm gonna show us your tits 1.00

01:40:46.540 she's talking to you not me all right and uh a grinch pube g-string there you go i bet you know what 0.99

01:40:53.900 i bet they're probably selling one now by now i have to go put a log on the fire i just realized it's

01:41:00.940 getting almost to the right temperature because i started to might have i might you're not going 0.67

01:41:06.140 to get to see tits but i might put i might have to take off half of a layer jesus christ does johnny 1.00

01:41:12.220 actually have three nipples does he have three nipples like the on the fucking no and that that 1.00

01:41:18.620 would probably be just don't cook bacon listen like i said this apron i can cook naked in and it 0.99

01:41:26.940 doesn't show any of the things from the front yeah well like i said it's just all i know is

01:41:32.940 to get around the camcon regulations as long as you're as long as it's pornography apparently that

01:41:39.020 doesn't matter i'll cook naked in with an apron always with an apron speaking of what it's not on

01:41:45.340 camera yeah it's also funny too to note that you know like the ctv cbcs and all of the uh political

01:41:52.140 party twitter accounts are all using bpns yes that that's pretty funny what the go like i don't know 0.80

01:41:59.660 why the you're still sitting here you're such an ass if anybody wonders why i hate them that's why 0.99

01:42:07.980 well you're sitting here talking about going to put a log on the fire just go do it jesus 1.00

01:42:14.540 right oh there you go trad wipes back did you finally use the sleeper hold that's the real

01:42:20.300 question here you know but anyway but yeah it's funny though they make all these uh all these laws

01:42:27.820 for the for the internets and the interwebs for us and then they just uh you know they just go and 0.93

01:42:32.860 use bpns anyway it's good times oh there you go oh for sakes there we are fancy's an ass man apparently 0.94

01:42:43.740 there you go badass peppermint patsy that's what we'll call you something like that 1.00

01:42:52.940 do i got anything else i don't really have anything else but

01:42:59.180 i have to see what the else is all happening everything yeah everything is smoking mirrors

01:43:03.420 there's no question about that like this is all just like like i've said it's like a big tv

01:43:08.140 show like wrestling or something right and we're just we're just in season five of 2020 that's all

01:43:14.620 okay can't wait to see what comes of that peace deal too with the ukraine apparently we can stop 0.95

01:43:20.620 slaving oh what like i said i don't want to stop slaving i love doing the sloth with ukraine

01:43:29.020 no there's there's no more slaving what else are we gonna if they can't slava what are they gonna do

01:43:34.540 where are what are all those people who were virtue virtue signaling for ukraine what are they gonna do

01:43:41.980 now i don't know there's the people that have the flags on their cars the stickers they'll find

01:43:49.980 something else maybe they can do it for venezuela when the u.s starts up venezuela

01:43:54.940 hey maybe they'll join the free palestine people right i think half of them are the free palestine

01:44:03.260 people i don't fucking know maybe they'll join hamostrich i still can't believe that we're 0.92

01:44:10.060 doing a monthly hamostrich thing yeah whatever that's a lot wow grifters got a grift you know pay for the road 0.94

01:44:18.460 trips that's that's yeah i mean they they're they're clearly grifting enough though like

01:44:27.900 seeing how jim kerr can just fucking cross the country like how many times in a year 0.87

01:44:35.180 yeah right 0.90

01:44:38.620 i mean that goes to show that whatever he's doing is his main source of

01:44:42.540 you know it's it's pretty wild when you think of it in terms like that but

01:44:52.140 yeah i feel like there's like you need an rv we'll just cross country and drift

01:44:57.260 we'll find yeah causes yeah i feel like there's more important yeah you know well that's what they're

01:45:04.620 called that's what i'm calling them anyway yeah monstretch right it's same same but different

01:45:11.340 six million ostriches died at ostrich yeah it's like it's the same they just want to have something

01:45:18.620 to see the boat so yeah again i'm pretty excited for the the aliens and the jurassic park like the

01:45:27.340 dinosaurs the aliens i think are like december 19th yeah totally be that's supposed to be when it's at

01:45:34.380 its closest but we'll find out i think we're gonna get dinosaurs for christmas like that's what

01:45:39.100 it we're not getting dinosaurs i want a velociraptor that's not happening yes i know that'll be so

01:45:48.220 much fun to have a velociraptor that i could train to to eat cheats or something just get a dog

01:45:58.540 well my dogs were trained very well for what they they hate dogs they kept fire trucks away from me

01:46:06.700 and chinese people men on my right oh yeah we're uh i should actually grab that oh my god imagine 0.67

01:46:18.860 yeah like imagine if any of like imagine if second sons had it like that's the thing like i think about

01:46:24.700 the the ridiculousness and it's like imagine imagine if the nationalism had the amount of you know

01:46:36.700 yeah proper exposure and funding daisy does look like he's in love with katie i you know i wouldn't

01:46:44.620 i i i have heard some things about that uh okay i don't want to get we're not going to be gossipy 0.92

01:46:50.940 about the dumb shit gross why not it's fun um i there was there was somebody had posted a comment 0.98

01:46:57.020 somewhere saying that there was like three marriages ruined there but anyway yeah like there was all kinds 1.00

01:47:02.780 of shenanigans that happened there but that's what happens when you get a bunch of no yeah yep no

01:47:09.180 it's it's it's from all that singing a uh what's his face there i've been selling my soul

01:47:17.260 apparently that uh i got some going i guess i don't know but it is like it's it's funny like they put so

01:47:27.020 much support into something that's just so retarded and an obvious like there are so you're being 0.98

01:47:32.540 scammed like yeah you're literally being scammed first of all these people do not need your money

01:47:38.540 because they're they're gonna have like almost a million dollars out of this there are thousands

01:47:42.460 of people taking maid all the time there are children who are going missing and dying in protective

01:47:50.300 custody protected like child services in our country every single day exactly teenagers running

01:47:58.780 our borders and our hospitals are overflowing with third world migrants and some african birds got killed 1.00

01:48:06.700 so let's uh chris is on what yeah of course he was he's alive that's a good so tell him to come

01:48:14.380 oh actually what is he doing there tell him to go over here why hold on what is he doing call him

01:48:24.060 i probably i probably should have sent him a link yeah dummy well that's probably why he went on because

01:48:29.980 he didn't know we were on oh actually this is great too because we were just talking about the ostrich

01:48:36.060 people it's gonna be perfect are you gonna send him a link yeah just give me no uh no i can't right now

01:48:43.660 so if you can that'd be good how am i supposed to do that i'm not on facebook oh for sakes

01:48:51.980 get a hold of yourself all right i can do it this way it'll it'll probably freeze my ship but

01:48:58.460 i will uh i'll send him a link right now actually this this will make this even better actually

01:49:04.060 i i i i can't wait to do this he's gonna love it oh no i know what you're gonna do okay where's i

01:49:16.300 need the link i need the link god yeah you know exactly what i'm gonna do i do it's good

01:49:24.620 probably pissed him off because you didn't send him a link

01:49:37.740 maybe

01:49:40.620 does he know how to join ours on stream here he does right

01:49:43.340 yeah you should 0.95

01:49:51.820 there i just sent him the link said get in here dickhead 0.96

01:49:58.620 can't you just go in and you can go in and link them we'll go 1.00

01:50:03.500 i can i that fuck i don't know what to do i have no idea what i'm doing with that 0.99

01:50:09.500 plus it's gonna kill all my shit anyway so no oh okay 0.99

01:50:15.420 uh okay where did i just read it i'm gonna bring it up for everybody here 0.92

01:50:20.700 we'll bring it up again when he gets back but yeah so uh of course as chris does

01:50:28.540 he likes to fall asleep on his streams

01:50:30.460 so he did that again and i had to go into stream yard and end the stream for him so while i was in there

01:50:42.940 i of course

01:50:45.820 had to take a screenshot and since we are talking about uh the ostrich people or ham ostrich

01:50:53.020 i found something

01:50:55.260 i found something disturbing as chris has been telling us that you know he had no support for

01:51:00.860 these people ah 0.97

01:51:03.100 shit i fucked it up hold on hold on i forgot to do the full screen thing 1.00

01:51:08.060 stupid rumble there we go there he is 1.00

01:51:12.860 fell asleep in the booth but 1.00

01:51:14.220 seems chris is a member of ham ostrich

01:51:20.300 it's so funny i love it you know who knew that's hilarious

01:51:29.420 but i found it

01:51:35.740 we'll see if he ends up even seeing that link but i sent him a message in his chat 0.98

01:51:39.660 yeah it doesn't even check you believe that shit it doesn't even check maybe he's mad at you because 1.00

01:51:47.740 you're a jerk 1.00

01:51:51.340 something like that 1.00

01:51:55.900 yeah yeah i guess that is a good point oh yeah i mean yeah yeah that's a solid point um

01:52:04.380 um but i mean this one still stands okay that one still stands i don't care

01:52:14.940 yeah no i'm still i'm still gonna keep collecting

01:52:20.300 old versions of books because they keep trying to change everything

01:52:26.460 something like that yeah well yeah yeah right what's the next thing to get mandela affected that's

01:52:32.700 the real question well that's what i mean like i don't i don't yeah i mean i've got a lot

01:52:39.420 i have some dvds whoops i have some dvds and i have lots of books and i

01:52:45.020 love that because people want to say that on the internet's real it's not always all right well

01:52:52.380 people can't even tell the difference between ai anymore it's getting frustrating

01:52:56.140 i can't i don't know well it's not that good yet i don't even use the audio is a good clue

01:53:07.340 audio is a good clue and um 0.88

01:53:10.620 fucking anything that has writing on it is a is a good uh good clue as well yeah 0.94

01:53:18.780 oh cool uh throw the link in the chat to the uh 0.98

01:53:22.460 uh what is it the give send go yeah that would be a good idea

01:53:29.820 uh yeah that'll that'll be at nine tonight's on the youtubes uh probably a link to that too would

01:53:35.740 be a it would be an excellent idea as well um i love board games yeah board games are fun actually

01:53:45.820 it's been a while since i played one but yeah they they they can definitely be fun probably at my house

01:53:50.220 last time and maybe we used to have four game nights at my place fuck that when we played the 0.99

01:53:59.100 cards against humanity 0.99

01:54:02.540 oh fuck that night was so funny i thought i thought i was gonna 0.99

01:54:07.820 cards against humanity is a fantastic fucking game it's so fun and i have the disturbed friends 0.99

01:54:13.580 which is sort of the same idea we played that one one night too yeah 0.88

01:54:17.500 oh you know i almost fucking fell off the couch oh god we got some fucking funny ones you ever 0.98

01:54:23.020 ever watched the the bat cat yeah real i fucking i love i want to i gotta try and teach my cats to do 0.99

01:54:30.460 that that's funny i don't know how he does it but it's cute it's fucking good 0.82

01:54:37.900 it's super cute i do love that game though that's that's probably it is fun i've never

01:54:43.020 had a bad time when that when that game comes out like everybody laughs no matter who like you're in 0.97

01:54:51.020 a shitty mood or you whatever it's like everybody laughs when you bring out fucking cards against 0.98

01:54:56.860 humanity and i love when you get this good too and i love when you get the dead baby card 0.99

01:55:03.340 because i don't care dead baby card wins every time it doesn't matter the cards every time you lay

01:55:09.980 that down that is the wild card in cards against humanity it's the dead baby card 1.00

01:55:17.580 you know it but i know it yeah there's no argument excuse me none whatsoever

01:55:27.580 so is this guy going to show up or what i don't know so i was just going to say i'm going to call 0.97

01:55:31.900 him yeah don't ignore me yeah dickhead i'm going to call him 0.98

01:55:40.060 there he is i'm muting it oh you're no relax i'm not gonna i wouldn't sneak attack somebody like that 0.99

01:55:48.300 that's fucking rude if somebody sneak attacked me like you did that time when i told you to go 0.98

01:55:52.060 yourself like i always do again people shouldn't know how i talk to you whatever i i i couldn't care 0.98

01:55:59.740 less in real life if like yeah exactly you're you're just mad because i exposed the fact that

01:56:05.420 you wouldn't lend tom your broom when he needed a vehicle that's all

01:56:12.380 right tom was fucking without vehicle he needed help and i thought maybe you could help him out 1.00

01:56:19.340 let him use your fucking broomstick 0.99

01:56:21.020 he said no anyway we'll see tards tards in general eh cards against tards it could be good he's not 1.00

01:56:37.100 going to answer no way now we're both in trouble whatever you pissed him off what'd you do

01:56:46.380 it's because he's a member of homostage that's why right that's why he's sleeping because katie's 0.97

01:56:57.020 not tits out did you send him that picture not yet no no he has not seen that yet okay no no he's just

01:57:05.660 ignoring us something like that yeah you did something you must have said something way to go 0.93

01:57:12.060 way to go oh we got a super chat i keep doing that can you see the super chat yes i can all right

01:57:26.460 scotian lady five dollars thank you she said did someone just say disturbed friends

01:57:33.260 what's going on in here sean fraser's gonna be super mad at all this hate

01:57:39.260 that guy absolutely he is pretty retarded that guy there we go we can put a sleepy chris in the 0.98

01:57:50.140 corner put a sleepy chris that's so good that is fun and we will uh let me see can i switch with 0.97

01:58:04.540 side he's on center bottom left right we'll put him on the right side there we go oh now he's on my

01:58:11.820 side yeah yeah sleepy chris i can wear him like a hat i get under him

01:58:20.220 i'm gonna have to figure out some more pictures to put that in that's great that's for sure it's good

01:58:26.540 it'll be a good time i was i was actually yeah i was gonna put him in the world series

01:58:30.860 right i'm in the seats in the seats behind home plate just sleeping yeah that's good thinking

01:58:38.780 about that put him at a taylor swift concert oh yes yes there's there's gonna be a few there's gonna

01:58:47.980 be a few i think that's perfect we should hurry i should i should try and call him now

01:58:59.340 would be good do it well i can't because he's already not of us obviously i'm using my phone as

01:59:04.700 a camera oh it'd be epic to make an ai movie of rebel ostrich that escaped the compound and it would

01:59:11.900 trigger the ostrich people well yeah i'm ostrich i'm ostrich ostrich ostrich ostrich yeah what

01:59:20.940 okay ostrich okay here we go here's the plot we can work it out here so ostrich yambe yeah escapes

01:59:30.460 from ostrich right and activates him ostrich 0.99

01:59:35.020 a fucking ostrich fucking terrorist cell or some shit sounds fun right and just rift and 1.00

01:59:48.220 i don't know show their tits and stuff i don't know something like that 1.00

01:59:54.860 well we're basically like watching the rebel news coverage of yeah it's work in progress you know 0.96

02:00:01.020 sounds about right where we're going with that it does sound like an alex woods yeah

02:00:07.180 actually like it definitely does yeah we should pitch that to him like i'm ostrich the movie right

02:00:17.820 oh patsy's gonna call him now okay there you go let's get sleepy chris over here i think we can

02:00:24.700 just i think we can just join the screens we could i just know that i'm not i'm not going to be able to

02:00:32.780 do it because it'll fuck your stuff up yeah it'll steal my laptop and i don't know he needs to do it 0.99

02:00:39.340 it is yeah okay escaped and then it goes and gets a boob job what's more useful than tits on an ostrich 1.00

02:00:46.860 there again now exactly now i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to change that phrase now instead of as 0.99

02:00:55.180 useless on tits as on a bowl it's gonna be tits on an ostrich now can it have a little cape that says 0.99

02:01:01.020 elbows up yeah maybe okay why not yeah ostrich i feel like if it does that then maybe puck daddy will 1.00

02:01:12.060 get behind it jesus christ i still can't believe ctv bunny daddy in that that was funny god damn 1.00

02:01:23.820 oh yeah that is that's brutal tits on a hen johnny tits on a hen no it's tits on a bowl 1.00

02:01:33.660 just on a ball useless is tits on a bowl yeah right telling you 1.00

02:01:42.460 there you go you're learning all the stuff so i have to go get another coffee because i can't 1.00

02:01:47.580 not have my bunch of bullshits going on in here i need my i need my afternoon 0.85

02:01:54.460 i need my afternoon coffee can you play a music for a second so i can go get a coffee or no my 0.96

02:01:59.900 my god let me see what i got here

02:02:02.300 do it yeah actually i'll give you two minutes are you gonna play boats and hosts yes

02:02:09.340 let's go yeah let's do it prestige worldwide

02:02:21.740 boats and hoes 1.00

02:02:34.140 boats and hoes 1.00

02:02:35.820 i gotta have me my boats and hoes 1.00

02:02:38.540 the nina the pinto the santa maria i'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria 0.99

02:02:43.660 nachos the lemon heads my dad's both you won't go down cause my dick can float 0.99

02:02:48.540 we sail around the world and go port to port every time i come i produce a quart 0.99

02:02:53.820 put on your life vest let's jump anchor there's a nice lady who i like to spank her 1.00

02:03:09.100 deadliest catch without the crabs we're almost out of gas called the a-rads i'm a 0.99

02:03:14.540 pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow take off my pants she can see my flush arrow 1.00

02:03:19.340 make sure to wax use your mom's hair you'll be amazed when i come in your hair pull up the anchor 0.99

02:03:25.340 color leaving dry land get below deck with a tick in your hand anchors away and shiver me timbers 1.00

02:03:31.980 we like to fuck ladies with our eight-inch members love me hookers who be a cabbie ain't had lemons and 1.00

02:03:37.820 limes so contract it the scabbie drop the anchor give that hoe a shout cause i'm using my compass to 1.00

02:03:43.260 find a navy dugout that's the male mariah carey y'all give it up

02:04:11.260 so good there we go it's a family show you know totally it's uh absolutely what it's all about

02:04:33.020 our going out songs when known as big brown beaver today

02:04:39.820 that's what we're gonna end on that i'm gonna have to grab that at some point too

02:04:44.860 yeah i could grab that right now actually either that or like i said at the end

02:04:51.900 i'm gonna rock out to some more alexis on fire when we've done this

02:04:54.860 it's great for putting up christmas decorations yeah no yeah christmas the northern while you're

02:05:04.540 putting up christmas like you just got i almost killed myself what you gotta do is you just you 0.73

02:05:09.900 put your up once you put your up once and you just never take it down

02:05:15.340 well that would have been fine except for i just moved so

02:05:17.980 we all know that that can't happen since i'm not in the same place i was in last christmas

02:05:27.420 yeah i suppose that's a so they're all going in different places now

02:05:31.740 i'm finding new places for the christmas that's why my trees

02:05:36.700 that's why my tree's been up since 2019 i'm just whatever put it up once and that's it good done

02:05:42.380 it works out it's hard not to like bounce around though when you listen to that stuff that's why

02:05:50.940 i like get the i had i do the head banging and the guitar the whole time

02:05:57.340 especially on like back same with like yeah

02:06:03.660 the bench sevenfold i was listening to yeah see that's my problem maybe i shouldn't listen to that

02:06:10.060 right now you've got you've got more more than that that's your problem but

02:06:17.980 no i was trying to think of what my problem i i did some baking and some of my stuff didn't

02:06:22.620 turn out and i'm feeling like maybe it's because i was listening to like angry music and was like

02:06:26.140 angry while i was baking maybe

02:06:28.860 maybe i shouldn't listen to thrice when i bake i'll listen to

02:06:39.100 something nicer maybe i'll listen to like Bach or something adagio and strings something like that

02:06:49.260 all right hurry up down all right so that's down there we go yeah that's what it'll do

02:06:53.500 bring me and on great good job but it didn't even up your not really no not all retarded well 0.89

02:07:02.620 like i said because i'm not using the camera on the laptop i can do a little bit more but right

02:07:08.620 i can't wait for you to get a haircut yeah well it's coming

02:07:12.220 people are are people crossing the street still or what they cross the street anyway they know me

02:07:20.460 around here the haircut's not going to help that no i'm sorry about that for you people know that i

02:07:26.140 say mean things around here oh right it's the place where there's feelings yeah that's why they talk about

02:07:32.300 all right last time i checked they have me like i'm like the second worst person in the city uh the

02:07:44.140 one so that's the first loser just so you know second place is first loser well considering who their first 0.86

02:07:50.140 is i'll take it um it's like one of the city councilors the only one that's like talks any kind

02:07:57.260 of sense whatsoever um yeah and they like i know how much they really hate him so for me to be in

02:08:05.900 second place in that category i'm i'll take it i will surpass them though there's no question there

02:08:16.220 poor cats nice

02:08:21.100 yeah no we're uh zero here is rachel still in alberta maybe she can warm you up

02:08:28.220 for sakes god imagine two redheads ah that's terrifying 1.00

02:08:38.620 unbelievable just rachel in general is terrifying oh 0.98

02:08:46.700 i see she was bitching about uh what was it fucking uh what was mulrooney's kid's name is ben 0.94

02:08:52.460 ben ben mulrooney yeah ben mulrooney and that dude from tvo or whatever going to israel 0.98

02:09:00.540 i was like sweet rachel's a nazi 0.66

02:09:02.860 no good times good times she's just a giant card 0.84

02:09:16.780 oh god all right we're gonna we're gonna bruise let's have a look at some twitter stuff here

02:09:21.820 no one's gonna be nice to johnny here so whoever said be nice to john no absolutely not this is

02:09:31.340 definitely not the place if you want someone to be nice to john 0.98

02:09:34.220 so sure the fuck is not gonna be me i gotta give a 0.99

02:09:41.180 speaking of being nice derek's being real nice to zach 1.00

02:09:45.820 don't eat fish eat beef he says or be like zach i need a bag of dicks 0.99

02:09:52.620 i need a bag of dicks 1.00

02:09:55.980 it is that i mean it's a good fucking comeback oh what is this 1.00

02:09:59.580 this canada dick it's like go yourself it's effective 1.00

02:10:05.100 yeah right well i'm i'm sure jizzdale loves a bag of bag of dicks there's no question there uh 1.00

02:10:12.220 no we do not need to fast track sudanese fleeing atrocities 0.99

02:10:15.500 oh we can no we can all do that what else is happening around here it's gonna be a no

02:10:23.180 okay aren't we saving enough oh yeah this was

02:10:26.700 i was gonna bring that up atrocities

02:10:31.580 yeah apparently i'm gonna talk about talking about that uh 0.95

02:10:37.340 how the do you even say that retarded name el guabi 0.95

02:10:42.300 i can't 0.98

02:10:47.180 who cares yeah there it is the the amyra el guabi

02:10:52.300 yeah i don't know who cares

02:10:57.020 it's a good time clearly not white 0.99

02:11:00.060 to say that the non-white guy says that's what i should say because who cares how you pronounce 0.99

02:11:05.500 their fucking name no one cares non-white guy says non-white guy cbc reporter so retarded non-white 0.99

02:11:14.380 guy yeah when did canada become the garbage can for the world alex woods july 21st 1.00

02:11:21.980 88 yeah there we go yeah still gonna pitch that uh that ostrich movie to him that's for sure

02:11:32.940 yeah what is this is that a real name athena neggin neighbor 0.99

02:11:38.140 has not been charged after driving a snow plow through a crap what what are you talking about 0.93

02:11:47.420 yeah this happened through a palestine palestine protest in toronto 0.97

02:11:52.220 it's funny there it is right here i guess let's have a look yeah it's funny 0.99

02:12:06.220 there's no sound yeah all right get the fuck out of the way 0.99

02:12:17.580 yeah she didn't give a fuck she just drove right through them 1.00

02:12:29.100 they were big mad 0.99

02:12:35.340 yeah i'm good with it though yeah i mean they're lucky it wasn't florida

02:12:39.420 if it was florida it's legal would have mowed them down

02:12:46.300 right yeah yeah whatever one day suspension is totally worth it that's the way i see it

02:12:58.940 whatever yeah yeah fairy explaining the uh the uniforms i mean it makes sense though if everybody's

02:13:04.780 all dressed the same it's all dressed the same it's more tension grabbing right creates spectacle and

02:13:10.060 spectacle creates controversy controversy creates conversation no question about that

02:13:17.580 they're not doing it in the wrong way

02:13:20.940 yeah

02:13:23.580 people not as if it's some type of protest

02:13:26.620 like it's like it's they're hanging a flag standing together no but evan valgord said

02:13:34.940 okay that they're preparing

02:13:38.380 right that's what he said

02:13:41.020 so if evan valgord said it and then rachel said it and if they said it together then that makes it

02:13:49.660 rachel's been saying it for a long time that's that's actually the one thing that i always kind

02:13:53.900 of laugh at though is like at what point do you stop saying the same thing is going to happen

02:14:00.700 and it hasn't yet happened

02:14:04.140 right and yes gee it's there in their own echo chambers and that's all it is to that like they're

02:14:10.220 just retarded yeah yeah fortisax has been on fire by the way yeah oh yeah there there's no question 0.95

02:14:18.940 him and him and wiretap both just killing right now 1.00

02:14:27.420 oh more truck and shit you know god damn yeah calgary got with snow 0.99

02:14:36.540 um and they don't know how to drive so oh oh okay oh never mind that's like seven minutes long yeah 0.99

02:14:50.300 no i was gonna say hard no i'm not doing that

02:14:53.020 no no it's like seven and a half minutes long i don't i can't listen to her for that long

02:15:02.380 this this is a pretty good sign though that in school that uh they've never got a red end sun

02:15:08.940 flying in there the foyer yep that's the school that uh suspended josh alexander yeah there's more

02:15:16.220 funny how things come around yeah there's more and more uh there's more and more nationalism coming

02:15:22.060 out and the more people that are not uh that are not afraid of that like you know the more people who

02:15:30.940 are proud of their nationalism and are proud to to stand behind that like stop being like embarrassed 0.98

02:15:39.980 and sorry to be white it's retarded like honestly shame these people for being 1.00

02:15:48.380 for not fucking they need to go the back bus 1.00

02:15:58.940 oh my god thompson here there's a flag our people he says yes who's our people because if you say white 1.00

02:16:07.020 european settlers i'll respond back to you with being with being a white supremacist who is delusional 0.52

02:16:16.140 about actual real canadian history that's actually that's really funny because what do you mean real 0.96

02:16:21.580 canadian history um it was always european people right like up until the fucking trudeau senior

02:16:28.540 all right before that we actually we had a list right we had a list 0.93

02:16:38.460 well people that we would and would not accept

02:16:44.060 now we just have a list of everybody we accept and look at what's happened it's brutal

02:16:51.580 from the report second sentence has a time machine 0.98

02:16:58.940 maybe maybe it's ridiculous yeah these people are retarded though they just exactly it's the same like 0.99

02:17:07.100 it's the same they they did the same type of like attempted smear campaigns uh about 0.96

02:17:14.300 diagonal and jeremy and it was the same it was like what what do you mean like none of that it's just

02:17:22.540 like when they you know yeah they cross-reference some of the other stuff and it's like

02:17:27.180 not none of that has anything to do with the other like what do you mean like you're just trying to like

02:17:33.180 this is clear clickbait because it's like what what what that's weird well it's it's funny too like these

02:17:41.900 people that just seem to think like oh we were just like completely a nation of immigrants and it's

02:17:46.380 like okay in some ways that can be correct if you look at the immigration that we took in from europe

02:17:54.540 but to call it like multicultural is a bit of a misleading kind of thing because like sure technically

02:18:03.020 certain europeans had different costumes maybe but the core of everything

02:18:08.380 was based all on the same values at the end of the day it's about

02:18:14.940 it's literally about trying to replace an entire race of people 0.98

02:18:20.060 and culture and that's clear we're being genocided and it's not like it's not

02:18:26.220 that's like this is why they have to take names like dundas down and like they have to rename everything because god forbid if you actually look up these people and then understand what actually was happening in history at that time

02:18:37.820 you'd understand right this was you know it's a european nation yeah and trying to vilify that at this point is

02:18:46.460 it i it in my opinion it just it seems futile because no one cares what you have to say because we don't work

02:18:56.780 no well and it's all i love how they still think being called racist or a white supremacist is like some

02:19:03.260 some sort of flex or some sort of like oh no you got me yeah like whatever it's like someone calling

02:19:12.060 me a it's like so right right like you got something i don't know yeah yeah because that

02:19:20.300 that would impress me if you can teach me something but no no no you're just telling me what i already

02:19:26.940 know again it's like i'm all for conversation but there's not a lot of uh there's not a lot of them

02:19:32.460 that can have conversation about it so yeah yeah it's i enjoy when it does occur but it doesn't happen

02:19:40.140 very often so and they did it in neapoleon too it's all it's they're all three terrorists yeah agreed

02:19:52.860 and this guy too dave come on dave dave looks like they always look like you think they've looked 0.99

02:20:01.100 right exactly looks like he has a thing of funko pops behind him in his fucking bedroom 0.96

02:20:07.980 and by bedroom i mean futon in his mom's basement guaranteed he does probably plays pokemon 0.97

02:20:13.500 and probably plays pokemon too i guarantee it like oh yeah right on cue here what is that

02:20:26.380 nearing the anniversary of the polytechnic so of course i gotta talk the guns talk about guns i

02:20:32.700 guarantee it right and the fact that the buyback program was a complete and utter failure 0.94

02:20:39.900 welcome back to canada i'm a big fat clown show 0.95

02:20:49.900 yeah there's no sound eh let's see 0.98

02:20:55.020 your video has zero sound brah

02:21:02.540 nope still no sound

02:21:04.220 what really yeah there's no sound on the video how the is there no sound

02:21:14.620 that's or i can't hear it if everybody else can i can't hear

02:21:18.620 all right whatever so it sucks to be what it's just you that can't hear it i don't know i don't know

02:21:26.700 if anybody else can hear it i'm just saying i can't hear anything there's no sound on my end 1.00

02:21:34.460 fuck it then fuck it 1.00

02:21:37.180 yeah that's what i'll say there but of course they got to bring that 1.00

02:21:39.340 shit up high quality production here 0.96

02:21:46.540 i don't even have an office yet and absolutely

02:21:49.180 i mean we pretty much already are right like yeah exactly

02:21:56.380 that's that's where we're at and especially now we see all these like land title fucking disputes and 0.94

02:22:01.100 like you can kind of see where that's but right but everybody they're all just taking advantage of 0.88

02:22:08.780 the fact that it's like anything goes at this point because they're like well if they're doing 0.97

02:22:13.660 it why the fuck can't we so they're like let's let's let's fucking roll the dice and see what 0.90

02:22:18.620 happens like worst case scenario they say no but all of the like these instances where it's just like 0.98

02:22:24.300 well they're gonna take back this land and whatever it's like what why wouldn't they it's just like

02:22:31.820 people are driving the wrong way on the fucking highway nobody seems nobody seems to be taking the 1.00

02:22:37.100 licenses away from any of these people they're giving them to them yeah yeah it's fucking so stupid 1.00

02:22:43.900 and they're giving them trucks to drive too like again it's like why wouldn't people continue to 0.99

02:22:49.340 take advantage it's just like really starting in the states as well that should go well that should 0.99

02:22:55.740 go super well what gun buybacks well i don't know is it gun buybacks or is he talking fucking natives 0.97

02:23:04.060 because if it's natives that's certainly not going to go anywhere yeah i don't think gun buybacks would 0.96

02:23:09.420 either but no and that's the funny part they got less than 80 guns in new brunswick but now it's a 0.99

02:23:15.020 nation they're gonna make it roll it out nationwide they're like fucking retards did you see that there 1.00

02:23:20.300 was a transport truck that was driving the wrong way on the 400 last night and wait and pulled a u-turn 0.98

02:23:28.460 oh yeah oh and killed a bunch of people just like they did in florida so it happened on the 400 last

02:23:34.780 night why wouldn't it gee went the wrong way out the exit onto the highway and was driving northbound in

02:23:43.020 the southbound lanes and then tried to u-turn that should be interesting to watch then natives trying

02:23:52.060 to make claims in the u.s i mean traditionally they don't get much of what they want there i don't

02:23:56.540 believe but i mean i guess if they do it in blue states maybe right but i can't see a red state putting up with that

02:24:09.020 we'll see that michigan could do it guaranteed yeah i don't know scotian lady with a dollar says wonder if 1.00

02:24:18.300 they did a covaids quack scene buyback program if people would sign up and return their vaccines

02:24:29.020 well i mean i'm sure there's some that would like to take it back but you know it is there's so many

02:24:36.860 people getting cancer and like it's crazy that's that's what i thought i don't think they i don't 0.96

02:24:44.940 know that that would work yeah yeah yeah and yes definitely evil bastards of course evil the fact

02:24:53.820 that some people still like like that's the part that blows my mind is there's people that still 0.97

02:24:57.900 think that their vaccine did something for them and it's like are you retarded oh there's lots of 1.00

02:25:03.660 people that are still that that still stand behind that and are still getting boosted and still don't

02:25:09.820 see the correlation between anything even though their vaccine companies are literally coming out

02:25:15.100 and saying like yeah yeah like it does cause this and yeah it does cause this and you guys were right

02:25:20.460 it does cause this my my favorite though is like no no it doesn't remember remember when people would

02:25:26.540 die of covid and people would be like well at least they were vaccinated i'm like what

02:25:33.340 what do you mean oh it would have been so much worse if they weren't vaccinated if they were a sims 1.00

02:25:39.980 player it would say cognitive dissonance above their head right like what do you what do you mean

02:25:44.700 it would have been better like death was like the absolute worst result that you could get from it

02:25:51.580 so how could it have been better please explain or how could it have been worse right i just learned

02:25:58.540 about long covid oh yeah that was like that's actually that people

02:26:05.740 what that's called bears it's not long covet

02:26:12.860 oh so it seems you have vaccine injury yeah so arizona minnesota and washington state all bringing

02:26:20.220 in native board members so that that should be interesting oh so is it is it going to be the indians 1.00

02:26:26.380 against the muzzies like the feather indians against muzzies no no it's the feather indians 0.99

02:26:32.460 against the u.s government and we're having an inquiry that's what i'm saying like i feel like they're

02:26:38.540 so that should be uh should be super interesting although i'm pretty sure what what uh well minnesota's

02:26:47.340 a blue state right pretty sure they went blue their cities are anyway that's for sure but i think so

02:26:54.620 i don't remember how they how they voted but

02:26:59.580 shouldn't say paul yeah i don't know i don't pay enough attention i really care enough but

02:27:05.100 will be interesting to see what the they do with the natives in the states though because traditionally

02:27:09.020 it doesn't go so well

02:27:22.460 i think i missed the first part of that let's go to the first part okay

02:27:26.940 mother of two young boys on a friend's facebook account died of turbo cancer after her diagnosis

02:27:31.660 in 2024 now she's dead made me cry yesterday i mean that is sad 0.95

02:27:38.060 uh he was fucking thanking the doctors yeah yeah right 0.87

02:27:45.660 yeah this is what i mean there's so many reasons why i don't use social media but that's the main yeah 0.98

02:27:51.100 yeah no yeah i'm sorry that sucks it does um and like i think that's the worst part is like being 0.79

02:27:59.100 able to see it all and then watch everybody else not even close to being able to put it together 0.70

02:28:07.420 it's like how can you not like it's so fucking obvious 0.89

02:28:11.420 it's so it's very angering that there's so many people who just are unable to either see through 0.99

02:28:25.100 their own ego or stupidity or whatever the case may be to acknowledge what's right in front of their 0.94

02:28:33.420 face and realize that it's okay to just say what the truth is when it comes to this like yeah call a 1.00

02:28:42.540 spade a spade you know if you've got cancer and all of your children have some type of whatever like 0.97

02:28:53.580 autism and whatever the fuck like if your kids also have you know serious diseases or whatever what 0.99

02:29:01.180 what what the fuck do you think the problem is well and this is the other one that gets me too uh 0.99

02:29:08.460 like hell in a handbasket says new 450 pound guy got shot died two months later tried to tell his mom 0.99

02:29:13.580 she gets mad the defensiveness of the people like i can remember at one point in time when people

02:29:19.980 started to like die and you'd be you'd ask if they were vaccinated and immediately the vaccinated crowd 0.79

02:29:26.860 would be like well why does it matter and it's like well it's funny because it mattered to get

02:29:30.220 into that restaurant but now suddenly right now so then why did you get to ask me if i was vaccinated

02:29:36.220 or not why did you get to ask me and i can't ask you and you're not wrong people not wrong tess

02:29:44.460 turbo boner go tess i love that for you yeah it's the hypocrisy that surrounded that entire 0.96

02:29:53.260 period of time and all of that it's like it's so fucking like i said i was 0.97

02:30:00.860 season five yeah i'm just stoked for aliens and dinosaurs yeah covet gave them the blood clot right 0.99

02:30:07.820 yeah fucking people like what the fuck like yeah yeah it's it's fucking it's but yeah it is wild like 0.99

02:30:17.820 how much they have had to convince like to me it actually tells me that they understand that they 1.00

02:30:23.500 do get it but they're just embarrassed and don't want to admit that they were wrong but that's what

02:30:30.060 i'm saying like at what point are these people gonna like how many times are you gonna like not

02:30:37.980 is it like are you that brainwashed yeah that you they are not yeah well there are a lot of people

02:30:47.260 who are that's what i'm saying but i feel like there are legitimately some people who are not that 1.00

02:30:51.420 fucking stupid they just are really fucking wrapped up in their own ego and their own 1.00

02:30:55.580 bullshit that they don't want to admit what they know is the fucking truth 1.00

02:31:00.220 well and they're right in their fucking face i feel like you can't again like come on 1.00

02:31:07.500 hey one they're ramping it up again i mean i did see the uh picture of trudeau getting his 0.99

02:31:13.580 like he actually got it but carney you mean no no no it was trudeau oh why do we care about

02:31:20.220 what trudeau does who the cares is he not they usually only care when he's with katy perry but

02:31:30.220 which that in and of itself is retarded too but whatever i feel like it's all just part of his 0.98

02:31:37.660 illuminati and initiation shit he's just this is part of his his humiliation ritual probably because 0.99

02:31:44.140 she's not even real she's been a clone for a long time but how it's all a fucking it's all a 1.00

02:31:53.180 clown show come on of course it is i want the aliens aliens dinosaurs i'm all for it 0.99

02:32:05.740 i don't know and discernment is a gift not everyone receives it's heartbreaking really if

02:32:10.620 you care or cared about humanity at all i will never forget what they yeah absolutely and and

02:32:15.420 it is like that discernments all over the place nowadays like i said earlier like there's so many

02:32:23.260 people can't even like they see an ai video and immediately they're like there was one uh yesterday

02:32:28.540 i caught on twitter and it was like it looked like somebody had tied a dog to like a median on a highway

02:32:34.780 or something and then took off and it's like okay well your first clue

02:32:38.620 is that you're still looking at the dog right as the car takes off like so one of two things is

02:32:49.980 happening here it's either ai or there's literally a camera person who just stayed there while the 1.00

02:32:55.420 other guy like you know what i mean like it doesn't make any sense you idiots like oh god 0.99

02:33:02.380 and the browns for sure cannot they have absolutely no ability to tell what's ai and what's not it could 0.99

02:33:08.540 be the worst ai of it all but i mean he doesn't need to i guess but again the chat's just getting

02:33:18.540 unhinged it always does it does if you don't pay attention to it for like two minutes it just gets

02:33:24.940 right out of hand yeah we're getting there it's definitely close it's close and i mean we're gonna

02:33:32.540 and see this yeah i mean yeah i mean we got the speech bills and shit but we're also getting close

02:33:39.180 to the digital id as well because they did in the budget that just got passed um there is kind of like

02:33:46.220 a like a groundwork type framework that's being laid that will make it so much easier to transition

02:33:54.380 to a digital id like there's something about uh changing a law for the banks so that they can get a

02:34:00.540 digital copy of your id and stuff like that uh as well with uh services like ei and like that

02:34:11.180 so the groundwork is being laid i figure we got till probably about 2028 that's what i think because

02:34:16.620 you got the uh the ubi bill that's in there right now which is just uh they have to create a framework

02:34:22.940 it's not the actual bill for ubi yet but um they're giving the government a year to create

02:34:28.780 the framework and then of course by then i think it'd probably take like another year or two before

02:34:33.260 they can actually do the legislation to get the ubi and my thing is i think that that's when that's

02:34:39.100 when they introduce digital id right they sell it to people for two grand a month they've already

02:34:45.340 instituted the digital id on lots of stuff though already i think next year no what i'm saying is like

02:34:52.620 i'm i'm saying like the the actual national one i i think they wait for ubi because that's how they

02:34:58.300 know because if you look around obviously uk is having a hell of a time with theirs right everybody's

02:35:05.020 like you we don't want it and they they tried to usher it in just for immigrants yeah but that's that's 0.99

02:35:10.540 the uk right but it's not going to be that much different here i don't feel like yeah there's way more

02:35:17.500 people here this is exactly why this is exactly why i said they're gonna wait for ubi because once

02:35:25.580 they have the ubi then they're gonna say well okay but isn't that isn't that coming in april of this

02:35:31.740 year no like oh no i just no i just told you the bill that is a before the house or well it's before

02:35:37.740 the senate now yeah um that is simply giving the government one year's time to figure out a framework so

02:35:46.300 by that like how much they're going to give um they have to be allegedly proved that they're not

02:35:52.140 going to cut any like health services or anything like that um so basically they've just got a year

02:35:58.220 to figure out how they're going to implement a ubi and then from there they will have to redo

02:36:04.300 legislation to actually create the ubi so i figure that probably takes about three years

02:36:10.620 maybe right if they want to rush it anyway so i figure it because i i do feel it'll be the ubi

02:36:18.620 that they bring in the digital id with because that's how they're going to hook majority of people

02:36:23.180 because there are too many retards out there that all they're going to hear is oh what i'm going to 1.00

02:36:27.660 get an extra two grand in my bank account okay i'm in oh i have to sign up for a digital id to get it

02:36:37.820 yeah that's not that bad i think you're yeah i think you're underestimating

02:36:47.100 maybe but i know that i feel like they're going to put the digital id on

02:36:51.900 because they've already put it on different parts of like my c like my canada and cra and stuff like

02:36:57.980 that so you like uh yeah i think it's going to be sooner than that but that's just me that's also a

02:37:05.420 good point too yeah yep all right i mean they're already kind of doing that and that's already

02:37:11.740 begun right like it's already impossible to get jobs it's it's insane but then this is why i think

02:37:20.620 that they'll definitely tie it like obviously they're going to tie it to ei as well and they're

02:37:24.860 going to that's what i'm saying to doing your taxes and everything like that so they'll make it

02:37:28.700 so that like you're basically like you're handcuffed that's what i'm saying yeah exactly

02:37:35.260 been the holocauster yes yes agreed

02:37:40.860 and we'll get that back up again make sure to uh hit up the gofundme absolutely maybe uh

02:37:48.060 probably toss that uh the link for the stream too they're gonna do yeah the youtube one the youtube

02:37:53.100 tonight at nine nine nine that's my favorite time of day nine right you have to say it like that

02:38:01.660 nine there's no other way to do it just goes by itself see i don't know i can't it's just like when

02:38:07.740 i see another volkswagen it's like the jeep wave when i drove a jeep they always did this and i was like

02:38:13.500 what the i am so glad i never drove a vehicle where there was a wave it was the weird i i already

02:38:20.220 told you that story it was the weirdest thing ever i didn't know what to do when i got my jeep i was

02:38:24.300 like why is everyone waiting at me like i don't have this many friends i don't like people no and i

02:38:32.060 and i don't i'm not feeling obligated to wave because we drive the same vehicle that's but you

02:38:37.020 know what like i said before the one thing that i loved about about driving a jeep is that if i was on

02:38:43.340 the side of the road which happens all the time if you have a jeep other jeep people pull over 0.98

02:38:50.460 hey michimi's fucking living in the 80s fuck yeah uh yeah still with the red and white yeah 0.97

02:39:00.220 i unfortunately i lost mine so long ago so it's it's good it is what it is yeah 0.99

02:39:07.740 and there's the uh the link for tonight a little q a i suppose should be interesting as they fight the 0.67

02:39:17.580 city that's who needs to be fought never mind the fucking hamostrich and whatever they're doing 0.99

02:39:29.260 please do not ever call me by my name yeah 0.99

02:39:32.380 go say my name what is that what is that what see i keep thinking boats and hoes i can't get that 0.99

02:39:47.900 out of my head now that's wildly aggressive 0.83

02:40:04.620 that tells me that my headphones fucking died okay well that happens that's what that yeah because for 0.95

02:40:10.780 whatever reason like i've got my phone has the volume completely down right now i can still hear the 0.91

02:40:15.420 audio coming out of it okay let's do but that's yes so that's where i say trad if you're gonna if

02:40:21.180 you're gonna do the uh the setup that i'm using make sure you have earbuds or something that you can

02:40:27.580 either plug in or or make sure that they they last for a while on the charge because no matter how bad

02:40:33.740 you bring down the sound no we can hear you still i can hear it sound continues to come out yeah i can

02:40:42.540 hear that yeah it's it's super annoying having you in an echo is definitely not anything i ever wanted

02:40:49.100 might back a little further hopefully that helps but uh yes i'm gonna hate bake today i'm making the

02:40:55.180 cinnamon rolls that i have not been able to make yet i made some brownies yesterday

02:41:02.540 and uh i'm making another soup tonight and doing some baked chicken

02:41:11.740 and uh another apple will slash zucchini crumble i got a bunch of zucchinis and apples in my uh

02:41:21.180 my produce bags the other day so i've been hate baking crumbles and brownies delicious things i love

02:41:30.540 some hate soup i made a brandy bean topping for my brownies and it was so good i ate the whole 0.89

02:41:36.060 fucking i didn't eat the whole tray i shared with people because see i'm not nice but i sometimes gonna 0.97

02:41:41.900 be kind and i share anyway oh never mind i'll make sure that when you visit you get lots of hate soup and 0.98

02:41:53.020 hate cookies all right you need to you need to energize the hate exactly secret yeah secret ingredient is

02:42:02.300 autism for sure exactly always secret ingredient green too it's so funny people always ask me for recipes

02:42:11.580 that i'm like oh um nope yeah i feel so bad when people ask me for stuff i'm just like and then

02:42:19.900 i just take a picture of my counter and i'm like this is what i used i don't know how much of anything i

02:42:25.500 just put it in and then i'm like haka ciao it's done i don't know that's just how it works so

02:42:35.740 sorry if people want recipes from me that's why it's easier when i just show people how to do stuff but

02:42:42.060 until i get my office set up i can't set up a camera in my kitchen either so

02:42:47.820 super professional over here there is nothing professional over here nothing at all

02:42:56.780 i make ginger ninjas i have ninja bread cookies ninja bread cookies yep ninja ninja breads

02:43:04.940 i'll make you some i'll make you some ninja breads tam and i'll send them to you for christmas in your 0.96

02:43:09.900 cookie box fuck yeah that means you're not coming sweet ninja ninjas i didn't say i wasn't coming 0.99

02:43:16.380 yeah you did you said you're sending cookies which means you're not coming oh i didn't say i 0.99

02:43:21.340 wasn't gonna hand deliver them don't you get listen it's bad enough i gotta you know do this and then

02:43:32.700 have you have you in person i know like i said i'm not coming to see you it's the child he's adorable

02:43:38.860 and i like your girlfriend so happens that you're gonna be there because the child's gonna be there so

02:43:47.740 you can sit in the corner while we have fun without you

02:43:50.940 see i can't even be mean i

02:43:58.460 we'll just send you out yeah something like that see something trad likes her too there you go taz has 1.00

02:44:06.860 a ginger root for you right chat yeah cheese and crackers turbo ginger root my god oh there we go

02:44:23.420 scotian lady oh i'm gonna duck you and head west whoa jesus get it abducted is that like a kidnapping 0.98

02:44:32.140 am i gonna get kidnapped maybe kidnapped there we go let's get her done i mean i i wouldn't say no to

02:44:40.380 a kidnapping anyway i feel like they have some people might think it was method so so we should

02:44:49.020 probably tell somebody that you're kidnapping me it's a good point it's a good point yeah yeah you'll

02:44:55.180 be tired now that's what it is all right a tired napping i'm kidnapped in here in your city it's

02:45:03.420 tired now when it comes to oh jesus oh see just how we roll with that a tired napping yep sounds about

02:45:14.060 right yep no because i've already i've already paid for trying to well maybe i don't see i'll be there

02:45:22.380 till what january 6th actually yeah see that i have i have a quite a a big window of time that i

02:45:33.580 can go there and and annoy you so i i have also come up with a plan too since i'm

02:45:38.540 going to be in montreal we're going to try and find rachel gilmore i feel like that's a great idea

02:45:43.820 for you right that's that's what i'm gonna do so i'm gonna i'm gonna just wander around montreal

02:45:51.500 and go to places that i i think that rachel might might be and then and then i will try and find

02:45:58.540 rachel like i said you just need to wear a jacket that says cbc on the back and she'll come to you 0.99

02:46:05.420 that would help it's just um

02:46:16.700 i really just want to like help people with my work

02:46:22.540 and like that's why i do what i do so it's just

02:46:25.260 i love a good excuse to play that

02:46:43.020 it's just she's so painful to watch yeah definitely all right so apparently i'm frozen

02:46:50.540 what's going on there oh good no one likes you anyway frozen on my screen but whatever that's 1.00

02:47:02.700 that's all fucked yeah shit's all fucked 1.00

02:47:07.420 i'm retarded 1.00

02:47:11.820 yeah whatever yeah her thickness is excruciating actually like it's so blatantly obvious and just 0.51

02:47:18.540 like you're echoing is driving me bonkers yeah well there's not much i can do about that it's

02:47:30.220 all i can do this is a low budget program i mean it's so low budget that on my screen i am frozen

02:47:38.940 okay well yeah yeah yeah chris is hot and johnny johnny made him mad so he's not

02:47:48.300 answering our phone calls or our our invite links i'm gonna be fine oh i know

02:47:58.140 yeah the echo is because my uh my earbuds died on my phone and again for whatever reason with the

02:48:03.420 rumble app you just cannot turn the volume down like you can turn it all the way down but for some

02:48:10.060 stupid reason sound still comes out of the thing you can't mute it what 0.51

02:48:21.100 no no i can't like the mic's on mute the only thing i can do is with uh our volumes 0.99

02:48:29.020 but it's uh it's weird i had originally i had my bluetooth headphones fucking plugged in yeah now 0.90

02:48:38.860 it's just it's terrifyingly annoying because it's echoing and gross well i mean now that i know that

02:48:44.860 it annoys you i'm not so upset about it but well if it annoys my tisms then it probably annoys other

02:48:52.940 people's too yeah never we've already been going for almost three hours anyway so all right that's

02:49:00.460 that's for sure all right well i'm happy to call her a day so that i can go and work my kitchen go 1.00

02:49:08.460 fuck with uh go fuck with sleepy chris all right you can go fuck with chris for a bit i gotta do 1.00

02:49:15.980 some stuff in the kitchen and maybe i'll see you over there one last time one last time oh it's so 1.00

02:49:24.140 good it is i can't wait to put that in more yeah it'll be a good time yeah see patsy's annoyed too 1.00

02:49:32.140 good watch with me we're all annoyed with your echo go fix it that's what i forgot well i can only 0.94

02:49:42.060 fix it once i plug headphones into it again rumble studios is gay 0.97

02:49:50.060 i forgot to load that again let's get that done right now

02:49:53.340 all right well as usual thanks for coming out what one try again friday um it'll have to be

02:50:05.980 at a different time but why what the fuck do you have to do on a friday something actually quite 0.99

02:50:12.860 important so bullshit i told you what i have to do friday dick fuck we'll see we can do friday uh it'll 0.99

02:50:21.820 just be uh later coffee on friday whatever yeah we'll do an afternoon instead of uh an early 0.99

02:50:30.860 afternoon it'll be late afternoon just trying new things like being consistent you know yeah well we

02:50:37.100 don't have to do the same time we can do monday wednesday at 11 and then friday in the afternoon

02:50:42.220 because i have some to do in the morning yeah friday friday's a party that's why that's right and if

02:50:49.340 we go later in the afternoon then i don't feel quite so bad about having a glass of

02:50:54.940 wine or something and he didn't feel bad in the first place no i didn't but i'm just trying to 0.95

02:51:00.300 you know act like i you know give a shit it's kind of what i thought come on let me keep up 0.98

02:51:05.740 an appearance for a second i'm just kidding oh fucking hurry up it's christmas so i can have a glass of 0.99

02:51:11.420 wine on a friday okay it's not christmas what the fuck are you talking about it's it's one month to 0.98

02:51:18.780 christmas yeah so it's not christmas no that means it's christmas now like it's christmas time so it's 0.95

02:51:25.180 time where you can eat cookies and have wine during the day and as long as you're not driving you know

02:51:32.540 it's christmas i can wear a dress that heals all the time there you go who needs to listen 0.99

02:51:42.780 what do you mean who it's taz you know exactly who the fuck he's talking to my camera makes me look 0.98

02:51:48.300 porky yeah i know it does this is what i'm saying i need my office office put back up because nothing 0.99

02:51:54.140 is the right the angles make me look like a fat ass i know taz thanks for reminding me 0.92

02:51:58.780 i know good good job taz yeah that's why that's why i keep your uh yeah 0.84

02:52:05.580 yep and it is one month to boxing day let's go right see that's johnny's christmas that's what i'm

02:52:11.340 saying absolutely i'm fucking i love boxing that's that's a good day you know i can't drink a box of 0.92

02:52:19.580 wine though doings that's the thing then not with that i just have a glass or two yeah 0.96

02:52:24.380 all right yeah no those days have come and gone i'm too box wine is just

02:52:34.700 yeah you just stick a straw in it and it's the adult juice box yeah no i know that listen we used

02:52:39.500 to put it on the office um remember on the shelf in the office that was what i did on picket's corner

02:52:43.740 so i could just turn around and fill up my glass i put the box on my bookshelf anyway all right well

02:52:50.780 i can't do it anymore because i'm too old it makes me hurt that's that's fine all right well

02:52:56.860 my favorite part of the show the part where i get to say goodbye i don't have to hear your voice

02:53:01.500 anymore um amazing we've we've hit that point my favorite uh as always though thank you everybody

02:53:11.100 for showing up and yeah i guess see you friday what did you say one one's good uh no we'll do two

02:53:18.380 yeah two o'clock two o'clock friday yep get all baked and see what there is to make fun of i guess

02:53:26.860 yeah i'm sure it'll be lots by friday all right all right let's uh

02:53:33.740 actually nice to see everybody thanks for coming out on a wednesday yeah have a good one

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jonnyrawton - November 26, 2025

We're Back Again For yet Another FAFO - v702xnc

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