Juno News - January 13, 2024
Feds spend half a million on awards for themselves
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Summary
A new report from the Canadian Taxpayers Federation shows that over the last decade, one of the government's favourite pastimes has been giving its own employees awards and patting themselves on the back through the public service awards. We talk to CTF's Alberta Director, Chris Sims, about why this is such a bad idea.
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We are in the midst of a new year, but of course, some things never change.
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If by gift, you mean debt that keeps on amassing.
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There was a new report from our friends at the Canadian Taxpayers Federation this morning.
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And this report found that over the last decade, like this is a 10-year period, one of the
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government's great pastimes has been like giving its own employees awards and just like
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patting themselves on the back through the public service awards.
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Now, I didn't know that public servants needed awards.
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In fact, if you look at a report last year from the parliamentary budget officer, it found
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that federal departments fell short of meeting half of their performance targets.
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This is not necessarily like the big Golden Globes and the Oscars and all of that.
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But still, they've spent half a million dollars over the last decade.
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But then there's also a hefty fat catering bill that gets thrown in through that as well.
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So this has just been one aspect of this when you just see a great disconnect between the
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way government deals with things and the way people in the real world tend to deal with
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If you in the last 10 years have been giving yourself awards and you've been hosting these
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galas to give yourself the awards and you've been getting these fancy, fancy trophies to
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remind you of just how incredible you were, maybe that is what flies for you.
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Again, I don't want to be too judgmental a person here, but we want to talk about this
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So we have joining us our Alberta correspondent, the Canadian Taxpayers Federation's Alberta
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Oh, apparently Chris has turned off her camera.
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So I don't know if we're going to get a Chris appearance in a moment.
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But let me just read through some of the greatest hits from this here.
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But the hilarious thing is they launched this award in 2005 with 14 award categories to recognize
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government employees who demonstrated excellence in achieving results.
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So excellence in achieving results for Canadians.
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So if you've been feeling like you've been really getting results from your public servants,
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Just before I go on your show, my camera clicks off.
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So yeah, this was great work that was done by my friend and colleague, Ryan Thorpe.
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A lot of folks may not know this, but we actually have a full-time investigative journalist
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We did this, Andrew, because as you know, investigative journalists are an endangered species now.
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And so we created this little terrarium for him.
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And he now lives under his little heat lamp in Ottawa.
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I think he lives down the street from Franco Teresano.
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And Ryan dug up these great ATIP documents that showed that not only, Andrew, are they
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doing this Public Service Excellence Awards, which started under Prime Minister Paul Martin,
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by the way, 10 years ago, but they also do this big catering gala.
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But apparently, like, it must just be you can turn...
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I did, hang on, on this, I got, I did an artist rendering of the menu before the show started.
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I used, there's this program called Mid Journey, which is like a photo generating AI.
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And I basically plugged in the government's catering menu here so I could get a sense of what
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So this is charcuterie featuring cured Arctic char and duck prosciutto.
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I didn't ask the AI engine to do the champagne in the background.
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It just kind of got the sense on its own that the Government of Canada employees were probably
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But yeah, that is the AI, pretty good actually, AI generated government charcuterie platter.
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I think the Arctic char is the pink stuff on the left.
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And I think the duck prosciutto is the stuff in the middle just to the left of the green olives.
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But like I said, I haven't seen duck prosciutto, so I don't know for sure.
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Well, maybe when you go over to the WEF forum, they'll throw some for you over the wall.
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They're not letting you in, but maybe they'll send you a doggy bag.
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This, this is, this is what's so annoying, okay, is that you'll have the government say
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something like, oh, well, we've been fiscally responsible for the past 10 years or whatever.
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And then the moment you tell them, hey, you guys are wasting a lot of money, they get all
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huffy and they're like, well, what do you want to cancel first?
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Education for children or healthcare for old people?
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It's like, well, maybe don't throw yourself an awards gala for bureaucrats.
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Maybe don't hand out antique gold trophies on glass marble bases.
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Don't literally roll out a red carpet for yourselves.
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We know there are some corporations, if you're a big company, you do give out awards for a
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job well done, but you all chip in over the year.
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Like people donate their pay to this fund and they'll have like a big dinner and then they'll
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recognize people and you'll get some little crystal thing and you keep it on your, on your
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No, no, this is not coming from their own little fund.
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I thought the red carpet was just like a gender reveal for the debt.
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Like you just, we roll it out and it's like, oh, we're in the red today.
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We should do that next time with the debt clock.
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Well, it's always, you don't even need to buy a black carpet.
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Next time we do a debt clock tour, we're just going to roll it out and that's going to
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So I'm looking at this too and they might as well make all the trophies snowflakes because
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this is really just the snowflake award thing here where you've not even done your job well,
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but we're going to give you an award for not doing it because you didn't do it better than
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Yeah, it's not only awards to bureaucrats, it's participation awards to bureaucrats that
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Like every now and then there's a moment that happens in our current crazy wacky culture
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This is just peak woke silliness of handing out a participation trophy to a bureaucrat at
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taxpayer's expense while eating duck prosciutto.
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I just realized that when I did the AI photo, I forgot to put in the pork terrine.
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So there was also a pork, we didn't do the AI, we'll have to like bill another $10,000
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So they took the pork out of the prosciutto and instead put it into the terrine when the
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This is all that Sean and I are going to be eating next week in Davos.
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This reminds me of, speaking of Davos, which you have to fly to, I assume.
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You're not going to, you're not going to parasail over there?
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No, we're not doing like the Greta Thunberg transatlantic sailboat or anything.
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This reminds me of the in-flight service that the governor general had, right?
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We all had to look up what beef Carpaccio was, but she was eating it.
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I knew what beef Wellington was from Bugs Bunny, but I had to look up what beef Carpaccio was,
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There's literally, no pun intended, so much fat to trim here that they blew almost half
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a million dollars on a public service trophy ceremony over the past decade.
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This sort of nonsense was going on under the Harper government's nose too.
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There was also one, I looked up one of the documents, this was in 2021, where they even
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spent, I think it was like $37,000 on a virtual event.
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So they didn't even like have to all be in the same room and it still cost them $20,000 for,
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no, $15,000 for trophies, $20,000 to develop an online platform, because apparently $200
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for a Zoom subscription was too complicated and a $2,000 speech writer.
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So even your crappy human resources award, Joe, you can't even just write the speech on
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the back of a napkin like every other crappy boss does.
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And, or you can't even get one of your millions of middle managers who are keyboard warriors
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at the best of times to write a speech on their own time.
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No, you had to contract that out to someone else.
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I want to find out what speech we got for $2,000.
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If you're listening, Ryan Thorpe, I want to get the speech.
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And like, just to put a poetic note on this, okay, the Taxpayers Federation, this is definitely
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going to be in the running for a Teddy Waste Award.
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We do our own awards show, okay, that the foundation and the organization pays for itself.
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It gets tons of media coverage and it's announcing government waste.
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Andrew, I got one of these trophies once that I built myself.
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Babe the Pig is actually now the pork terrine that the bureaucrats are being served.
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It doesn't have a government grant attached to it.
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I took a Babe piggy bank from the thrift store I found and I spray bombed it gold and I glued
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Like, it's back there, like, next to the Millennium Falcon.
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We're not saying you can't award people for truly doing a good job.
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But you have to realize that real people are paying for this, okay?
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And the idea of you guys handing each other awards on a red carpet while eating fancy duck
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and gold trophies being handed out, the optics of this are terrible.
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One other story you flagged just before we went on air here.
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It could turn into nothing where they get spooked and they run away from it like they
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did when they floated their idea of a pickup truck tax, which was a real thing.
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And then they ran away from it saying, oh, no, no, nothing to see here.
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So now the federal government is putting out word basically saying we want to get feedback
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So what this looks and smells like is you might remember years back, groups like the OECD and
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the United Nations put out an idea of EPR, Extended Producer Responsibility.
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What that means in normal people talk is that a pizza place or a bulk barn, for example, would
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be responsible for every bit of packaging that leaves their store forever.
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However, so they're the ones that then need to track it.
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And as a consumer, you would need to pay an extra fee for using a pizza box.
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Our alarm comes from the fact that the government is terrible at most things, like awful.
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OK, their last registry of the long gun registry was a disaster.
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It didn't make anybody safer and it ballooned to, I think, close to two billion dollars in
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The idea that they're going to start a plastics registry for what?
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Does that include the wrap that goes around your meat?
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And we wanted to flag it for people because they squeaked it out late in the day on December
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29th, like in the middle of the big fog that people are usually in between Christmas and
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Take a look at the just look at the government website.
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Well, yeah, I mean, it's insane and it's going to be bureaucratic, regulatory, red tape,
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When I first saw the plastics registry, I was concerned that like Kim Kardashian would have
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Yeah, she couldn't register with the government in time to do the plastics registry.
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And the serious point of all of this is that this is the kind of thing that forces companies
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to say, I'm just not going to do business here.
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I had tons of conversations with independent restaurant operators.
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It was heartbreaking during the lockdown in British Columbia, where they were contacting
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me because they were also cracking down in Vancouver on single-use items.
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And there was this, I remember this poor guy, he's been running his restaurant for the last
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And here he was trying desperately to stay afloat and was selling food out the door or a takeaway,
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And then he was nailed with, I think, his costs of his containers for food, I think they quadrupled
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out from under him because of the new regulations that were being put in.
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And keep in mind, Vancouver was going full crazy.
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They were going to try to start forcing people to all share a communal pool of sippy cups in
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Everybody in Vancouver would have had to share this communal pool of shared cups.
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And so that's where these ideas come from, or places like that.
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They could be floating it as a trial balloon and it could disappear and you'll never hear
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I would love to think that it could be used as like a return it recycling depot thing, which
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most people are used to doing with their cans and bottles, but not lately.
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The last 10 years especially, with especially the federal government, it gives them a chance
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and the cost will quadruple and it also won't work.
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So this is where we're really trying to flag this for people.
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Chris Sims, the Alberta Director for the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.
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I know we'll be doing the show from Davos next week.
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We'll still have you on in the Monday slot here.
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Thanks for listening to The Andrew Lawton Show.
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