Juno News - January 13, 2024


Feds spend half a million on awards for themselves


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00:00:00.000 We are in the midst of a new year, but of course, some things never change.
00:00:13.760 One of those is government waste.
00:00:16.180 Yes, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
00:00:18.560 If by gift, you mean debt that keeps on amassing.
00:00:21.620 There was a new report from our friends at the Canadian Taxpayers Federation this morning.
00:00:26.280 And this report found that over the last decade, like this is a 10-year period, one of the
00:00:34.160 government's great pastimes has been like giving its own employees awards and just like
00:00:39.140 patting themselves on the back through the public service awards.
00:00:43.720 Now, I didn't know that public servants needed awards.
00:00:46.440 I didn't know they had earned awards.
00:00:48.220 In fact, if you look at a report last year from the parliamentary budget officer, it found
00:00:52.920 that federal departments fell short of meeting half of their performance targets.
00:00:59.000 So I don't know what awards they're given.
00:01:01.320 This is not necessarily like the big Golden Globes and the Oscars and all of that.
00:01:05.560 But still, they've spent half a million dollars over the last decade.
00:01:08.940 Most of that was just on like custom trophies.
00:01:11.900 But then there's also a hefty fat catering bill that gets thrown in through that as well.
00:01:17.920 So this has just been one aspect of this when you just see a great disconnect between the
00:01:23.940 way government deals with things and the way people in the real world tend to deal with
00:01:29.300 them.
00:01:29.460 Now, I don't know if you've been, no judgment.
00:01:31.360 If you in the last 10 years have been giving yourself awards and you've been hosting these
00:01:36.780 galas to give yourself the awards and you've been getting these fancy, fancy trophies to
00:01:41.560 remind you of just how incredible you were, maybe that is what flies for you.
00:01:46.800 Again, I don't want to be too judgmental a person here, but we want to talk about this
00:01:51.160 in a bit more depth here.
00:01:52.600 So we have joining us our Alberta correspondent, the Canadian Taxpayers Federation's Alberta
00:01:58.360 Director, Chris Sims.
00:02:00.020 Oh, apparently Chris has turned off her camera.
00:02:02.000 So I don't know if we're going to get a Chris appearance in a moment.
00:02:05.120 We'll get Chris in just a second here.
00:02:07.760 But let me just read through some of the greatest hits from this here.
00:02:10.740 This is, I should be precise, $476,000.
00:02:18.040 That's what taxpayers said to spend.
00:02:20.360 Now, this is from 2012 to 2022.
00:02:24.100 But the hilarious thing is they launched this award in 2005 with 14 award categories to recognize
00:02:32.540 government employees who demonstrated excellence in achieving results.
00:02:37.880 So excellence in achieving results for Canadians.
00:02:41.440 So if you've been feeling like you've been really getting results from your public servants,
00:02:44.900 Chris Sims from the CTF.
00:02:46.360 We have her at long last.
00:02:47.520 Chris, good to talk to you.
00:02:48.660 Thanks for coming on.
00:02:49.760 Sorry, I always get a gremlin.
00:02:51.140 Just before I go on your show, my camera clicks off.
00:02:53.600 So yeah, this was great work that was done by my friend and colleague, Ryan Thorpe.
00:02:57.720 He is our resident investigative journalist.
00:03:00.640 A lot of folks may not know this, but we actually have a full-time investigative journalist
00:03:05.760 paid on staff at the Taxpayers' Federation.
00:03:09.400 We did this, Andrew, because as you know, investigative journalists are an endangered species now.
00:03:15.300 And so we created this little terrarium for him.
00:03:18.200 And he now lives under his little heat lamp in Ottawa.
00:03:21.060 I think he lives down the street from Franco Teresano.
00:03:23.080 And Ryan dug up these great ATIP documents that showed that not only, Andrew, are they
00:03:29.680 doing this Public Service Excellence Awards, which started under Prime Minister Paul Martin,
00:03:34.160 by the way, 10 years ago, but they also do this big catering gala.
00:03:38.860 They actually had duck prosciutto.
00:03:42.220 Like, I didn't know that you could do that.
00:03:44.580 I thought prosciutto was like pork.
00:03:47.400 Like, I'm totally showing my roots here.
00:03:49.860 But apparently, like, it must just be you can turn...
00:03:52.800 No duck prosciutto in Lethbridge, is there?
00:03:54.500 No, at least not in Lethbridge.
00:03:55.800 I did, hang on, on this, I got, I did an artist rendering of the menu before the show started.
00:04:02.120 I used, there's this program called Mid Journey, which is like a photo generating AI.
00:04:06.840 And I basically plugged in the government's catering menu here so I could get a sense of what
00:04:11.780 these bureaucrats were getting.
00:04:13.600 Sean, can you put the graphic up?
00:04:15.180 There we go.
00:04:15.640 So this is charcuterie featuring cured Arctic char and duck prosciutto.
00:04:21.640 I didn't ask the AI engine to do the champagne in the background.
00:04:25.020 It just kind of got the sense on its own that the Government of Canada employees were probably
00:04:28.980 having champagne.
00:04:30.480 But yeah, that is the AI, pretty good actually, AI generated government charcuterie platter.
00:04:35.780 I think the Arctic char is the pink stuff on the left.
00:04:38.520 And I think the duck prosciutto is the stuff in the middle just to the left of the green olives.
00:04:42.580 But like I said, I haven't seen duck prosciutto, so I don't know for sure.
00:04:46.360 Me neither.
00:04:46.740 Well, maybe when you go over to the WEF forum, they'll throw some for you over the wall.
00:04:51.880 They're not letting you in, but maybe they'll send you a doggy bag.
00:04:55.240 This, this is, this is what's so annoying, okay, is that you'll have the government say
00:04:59.740 something like, oh, well, we've been fiscally responsible for the past 10 years or whatever.
00:05:03.860 And then the moment you tell them, hey, you guys are wasting a lot of money, they get all
00:05:08.640 huffy and they're like, well, what do you want to cancel first?
00:05:11.280 Education for children or healthcare for old people?
00:05:14.100 It's like, well, maybe don't throw yourself an awards gala for bureaucrats.
00:05:19.240 Maybe don't hand out antique gold trophies on glass marble bases.
00:05:25.640 Just stop doing that.
00:05:27.460 Don't hire a photographer.
00:05:29.200 Don't literally roll out a red carpet for yourselves.
00:05:33.140 This is all taxpayers' money.
00:05:34.960 We have to stress this, okay?
00:05:36.360 We know there are some corporations, if you're a big company, you do give out awards for a
00:05:42.020 job well done, but you all chip in over the year.
00:05:45.460 Like people donate their pay to this fund and they'll have like a big dinner and then they'll
00:05:51.420 recognize people and you'll get some little crystal thing and you keep it on your, on your
00:05:54.800 shelf.
00:05:55.460 No, no, this is not coming from their own little fund.
00:05:58.700 This is taxpayer funded awards galas here.
00:06:02.800 I misunderstood.
00:06:03.980 I thought the red carpet was just like a gender reveal for the debt.
00:06:07.320 Like you just, we roll it out and it's like, oh, we're in the red today.
00:06:11.500 That's such a good idea.
00:06:12.820 We should do that next time with the debt clock.
00:06:15.000 Well, it's always, you don't even need to buy a black carpet.
00:06:16.820 It's always red every year.
00:06:18.080 That's the reality of it.
00:06:19.560 That's it.
00:06:20.040 We're going to put that with the debt clock.
00:06:21.500 Next time we do a debt clock tour, we're just going to roll it out and that's going to
00:06:25.100 be the reveal.
00:06:25.760 That's a brilliant idea.
00:06:26.760 So I'm looking at this too and they might as well make all the trophies snowflakes because
00:06:31.940 this is really just the snowflake award thing here where you've not even done your job well,
00:06:36.520 but we're going to give you an award for not doing it because you didn't do it better than
00:06:40.720 anyone else didn't do it in the company.
00:06:42.340 Yeah, it's not only awards to bureaucrats, it's participation awards to bureaucrats that
00:06:48.680 were handy.
00:06:49.460 Like every now and then there's a moment that happens in our current crazy wacky culture
00:06:54.000 and this is one of them.
00:06:55.740 This is just peak woke silliness of handing out a participation trophy to a bureaucrat at
00:07:02.000 taxpayer's expense while eating duck prosciutto.
00:07:05.300 I just realized that when I did the AI photo, I forgot to put in the pork terrine.
00:07:11.260 So there was also a pork, we didn't do the AI, we'll have to like bill another $10,000
00:07:15.080 and put the...
00:07:16.500 Is that a paste or is that a soup?
00:07:18.380 A pork terrine, yeah.
00:07:19.200 It's like a, it's like a pate.
00:07:20.980 Oh, okay.
00:07:21.840 Yeah, but a pork pate.
00:07:22.900 So they took the pork out of the prosciutto and instead put it into the terrine when the
00:07:26.520 terrine should have been duck.
00:07:27.480 They're going all freaky Friday here.
00:07:29.500 This is all that Sean and I are going to be eating next week in Davos.
00:07:32.780 This reminds me of, speaking of Davos, which you have to fly to, I assume.
00:07:37.020 You're not going to, you're not going to parasail over there?
00:07:38.840 No, we're not doing like the Greta Thunberg transatlantic sailboat or anything.
00:07:43.200 You'd be there in a month.
00:07:45.720 Oh, we missed it.
00:07:46.640 Time to go back.
00:07:47.500 And in January.
00:07:48.500 No, you died.
00:07:49.220 Don't try to do that.
00:07:50.400 This reminds me of the in-flight service that the governor general had, right?
00:07:55.020 We all had to look up what beef Carpaccio was, but she was eating it.
00:08:00.000 I knew what beef Wellington was from Bugs Bunny, but I had to look up what beef Carpaccio was,
00:08:04.600 but we all paid for it.
00:08:06.020 This is the thing, folks.
00:08:07.100 There's literally, no pun intended, so much fat to trim here that they blew almost half
00:08:12.380 a million dollars on a public service trophy ceremony over the past decade.
00:08:18.880 Harper government included, I will point out.
00:08:21.340 This sort of nonsense was going on under the Harper government's nose too.
00:08:25.020 There was also one, I looked up one of the documents, this was in 2021, where they even
00:08:32.060 spent, I think it was like $37,000 on a virtual event.
00:08:36.800 So they didn't even like have to all be in the same room and it still cost them $20,000 for,
00:08:42.760 no, $15,000 for trophies, $20,000 to develop an online platform, because apparently $200
00:08:49.600 for a Zoom subscription was too complicated and a $2,000 speech writer.
00:08:54.980 So even your crappy human resources award, Joe, you can't even just write the speech on
00:09:00.640 the back of a napkin like every other crappy boss does.
00:09:03.040 You hired a speech writer.
00:09:04.800 Right.
00:09:05.400 And, or you can't even get one of your millions of middle managers who are keyboard warriors
00:09:10.960 at the best of times to write a speech on their own time.
00:09:15.260 No, you had to contract that out to someone else.
00:09:18.520 We should A-tip the speech.
00:09:19.620 I want to find out what speech we got for $2,000.
00:09:22.280 That's a really good idea.
00:09:23.300 If you're listening, Ryan Thorpe, I want to get the speech.
00:09:26.460 He wants the speech.
00:09:27.400 Okay.
00:09:27.560 I will mention that to Ryan.
00:09:28.500 And like, just to put a poetic note on this, okay, the Taxpayers Federation, this is definitely
00:09:34.160 going to be in the running for a Teddy Waste Award.
00:09:36.860 We do our own awards show, okay, that the foundation and the organization pays for itself.
00:09:42.600 It gets tons of media coverage and it's announcing government waste.
00:09:47.220 We hand out trophies for that.
00:09:49.860 Okay.
00:09:50.340 There's a big gala, but we keep the trophies.
00:09:54.240 Andrew, I got one of these trophies once that I built myself.
00:09:57.480 Do you remember that show, Babe with the pig?
00:10:00.560 Oh yeah, Babe the Pig.
00:10:01.440 Yeah.
00:10:01.760 So I found-
00:10:02.860 Babe the Pig is actually now the pork terrine that the bureaucrats are being served.
00:10:07.200 2023 wasn't good to him.
00:10:08.940 That's just too much art.
00:10:10.260 That's perfect.
00:10:10.880 I love it.
00:10:11.300 It doesn't have a government grant attached to it.
00:10:12.960 That's good.
00:10:13.560 I took a Babe piggy bank from the thrift store I found and I spray bombed it gold and I glued
00:10:21.120 it to some wood.
00:10:23.200 Like, I think it cost $4.
00:10:25.920 And that was the prototype.
00:10:27.040 That was the original Teddy?
00:10:28.580 Sure.
00:10:29.060 And it's right behind me here in my office.
00:10:31.280 Like, it's back there, like, next to the Millennium Falcon.
00:10:34.360 Like, it's just pretty good stuff.
00:10:36.460 It's pretty good stuff.
00:10:37.280 And so this is what we're saying.
00:10:38.400 We're not saying you can't have fun.
00:10:39.960 We're not saying you can't award people for truly doing a good job.
00:10:42.980 No participation trophies allowed.
00:10:44.980 But you have to realize that real people are paying for this, okay?
00:10:51.240 Taxpayers are strapped.
00:10:53.140 They can't afford most normal things.
00:10:55.600 And the idea of you guys handing each other awards on a red carpet while eating fancy duck
00:11:00.760 and gold trophies being handed out, the optics of this are terrible.
00:11:05.380 And they need to stop it.
00:11:06.880 Like, they don't need to reduce it.
00:11:08.400 They need to stop doing this.
00:11:11.060 One other story you flagged just before we went on air here.
00:11:14.360 What's this about a federal plastics registry?
00:11:17.340 Yeah.
00:11:17.640 This is a big thing.
00:11:18.980 I think it's going to be a big thing.
00:11:20.760 It could turn into nothing where they get spooked and they run away from it like they
00:11:24.520 did when they floated their idea of a pickup truck tax, which was a real thing.
00:11:28.360 And it was in a government report.
00:11:29.880 I will stand by that.
00:11:30.900 And then they ran away from it saying, oh, no, no, nothing to see here.
00:11:33.680 You caught my hand in the cookie jar.
00:11:35.460 So now the federal government is putting out word basically saying we want to get feedback
00:11:42.940 from people about having a plastics registry.
00:11:45.260 So what this looks and smells like is you might remember years back, groups like the OECD and
00:11:53.840 the United Nations put out an idea of EPR, Extended Producer Responsibility.
00:12:01.140 What that means in normal people talk is that a pizza place or a bulk barn, for example, would
00:12:07.480 be responsible for every bit of packaging that leaves their store forever.
00:12:12.420 However, so they're the ones that then need to track it.
00:12:16.420 And as a consumer, you would need to pay an extra fee for using a pizza box.
00:12:21.040 So this is what this sounds like.
00:12:23.220 Our alarm comes from the fact that the government is terrible at most things, like awful.
00:12:29.620 They couldn't organize a two car parade.
00:12:31.720 OK, their last registry of the long gun registry was a disaster.
00:12:36.400 It didn't make anybody safer and it ballooned to, I think, close to two billion dollars in
00:12:41.780 1990s money.
00:12:43.460 That's a ton of money wasted.
00:12:45.020 The idea that they're going to start a plastics registry for what?
00:12:49.380 Like your little olive containers?
00:12:51.500 Does that include the wrap that goes around your meat?
00:12:53.920 Like toys?
00:12:54.880 Like what are they talking about?
00:12:56.800 This just reeks of boondoggle.
00:12:59.480 And we wanted to flag it for people because they squeaked it out late in the day on December
00:13:04.520 29th, like in the middle of the big fog that people are usually in between Christmas and
00:13:09.400 New Year's.
00:13:10.020 So big flag.
00:13:11.700 Take a look at the just look at the government website.
00:13:14.840 Plastics registration.
00:13:16.480 Well, yeah, I mean, it's insane and it's going to be bureaucratic, regulatory, red tape,
00:13:22.880 burdensome, all of that.
00:13:23.740 When I first saw the plastics registry, I was concerned that like Kim Kardashian would have
00:13:28.340 to cancel her upcoming Canadian tour.
00:13:30.300 Because she no longer exists.
00:13:32.500 Yeah, she couldn't register with the government in time to do the plastics registry.
00:13:36.500 So there we go.
00:13:38.000 But it's insane.
00:13:39.120 And the serious point of all of this is that this is the kind of thing that forces companies
00:13:43.540 to say, I'm just not going to do business here.
00:13:46.240 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:47.880 I had tons of conversations with independent restaurant operators.
00:13:52.760 It was heartbreaking during the lockdown in British Columbia, where they were contacting
00:13:57.480 me because they were also cracking down in Vancouver on single-use items.
00:14:02.560 And there was this, I remember this poor guy, he's been running his restaurant for the last
00:14:06.180 five years leading up to the lockdowns.
00:14:08.660 Then the lockdowns hit.
00:14:10.420 And here he was trying desperately to stay afloat and was selling food out the door or a takeaway,
00:14:15.760 as they would call it in the UK.
00:14:16.940 And then he was nailed with, I think, his costs of his containers for food, I think they quadrupled
00:14:24.460 out from under him because of the new regulations that were being put in.
00:14:28.880 But I think it was by the city itself.
00:14:30.900 Imagine that now at a federal level.
00:14:34.780 And keep in mind, Vancouver was going full crazy.
00:14:37.380 They were going to try to start forcing people to all share a communal pool of sippy cups in
00:14:43.580 order to ban single-use coffee cups.
00:14:46.520 Like, I'm not kidding.
00:14:47.760 Everybody in Vancouver would have had to share this communal pool of shared cups.
00:14:53.120 And so that's where these ideas come from, or places like that.
00:14:57.140 And this could be nothing.
00:14:58.860 This could turn into nothing.
00:15:00.500 They could be floating it as a trial balloon and it could disappear and you'll never hear
00:15:03.880 about it again.
00:15:04.960 I would love to think that it could be used as like a return it recycling depot thing, which
00:15:10.580 most people are used to doing with their cans and bottles, but not lately.
00:15:15.200 The last 10 years especially, with especially the federal government, it gives them a chance
00:15:21.020 and the cost will quadruple and it also won't work.
00:15:24.000 So this is where we're really trying to flag this for people.
00:15:27.440 All right.
00:15:27.880 Chris Sims, the Alberta Director for the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.
00:15:31.260 I know we'll be doing the show from Davos next week.
00:15:33.180 We'll still have you on in the Monday slot here.
00:15:35.820 Thank you so much, Chris.
00:15:37.040 All right.
00:15:37.320 Be careful over there.
00:15:38.500 Thanks for listening to The Andrew Lawton Show.
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