Juno News - October 27, 2022


Justin Trudeau is laughing at you


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

193.76326

Word Count

3,898

Sentence Count

253

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Welcome, everyone, to Ratioed. My name is Harrison Faulkner. What were you doing on
00:00:12.720 Saturday night? Hopefully you were taking some time to unplug from the computer and
00:00:16.720 taking some time to catch up with family and friends? Well, our Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau,
00:00:20.400 who doesn't have any friends, decided to try his hand at stand-up comedy. Yes, and he went to the
00:00:24.880 one place where he could guarantee that people would laugh at his jokes and not at him. That,
00:00:29.120 of course, being a room full of the journalists he pays off at the Parliamentary Press Gallery
00:00:34.000 dinner. And if you want to watch a train wreck in real time, keep watching this show because we
00:00:37.920 have his stand-up routine that he delivered on Saturday. And let's just say he doesn't really
00:00:42.160 have the gift of gab. Also on the show, Danielle Smith has embarked on a noble crusade. That,
00:00:47.840 of course, being to rid the province of Alberta of the World Economic Forum and the influences of
00:00:53.440 Klaus Schwab. There's a problem with that, however. That is that the legacy media journalists,
00:00:58.320 which Justin Trudeau pays off, don't really like that too much. They don't really like the idea
00:01:02.480 of a conservative Premier talking about the World Economic Forum. It really gets under their skin.
00:01:07.120 It really grinds their gears. And luckily for all of us, Danielle Smith isn't having any of it. And she
00:01:12.480 absolutely put down a whining and crying legacy media journalist who took real issue with what she
00:01:17.520 had to say about the WEF. And for the Ratio of the Week award, it is going to the one man who does more
00:01:22.880 to help Justin Trudeau than any Liberal cabinet minister could ever dream of. And he's not even
00:01:27.520 a part of the Liberal Party. That being, of course, well, you guys know who I'm probably talking about
00:01:32.320 at this point, but you're going to have to stick around to watch the show. Drop a like on the video,
00:01:37.120 share it around, and help us to reach 100,000 subscribers by hitting the subscribe button.
00:01:41.680 The comment question for this episode is this. Was Pierre Polyev right to skip the parliamentary press
00:01:46.480 gallery dinner? Or should he have taken the stage and given Justin Trudeau and the legacy media a
00:01:51.120 taste of their own medicine? Let me know in the comments what you guys think. Like I said,
00:01:55.040 drop a like in the video, share it around. And if you're feeling generous, please consider donating
00:01:59.360 to us at donate.tnc.news. The link is in the description of this video. All right, let's get
00:02:05.200 into it. Stand-up comedy is no easy job. I mean, think about it. You've got to get a whole room of
00:02:09.120 people to laugh at your jokes. And if you're bombing on stage, if you're failing, then you've got a whole
00:02:13.840 room of people that are going to be laughing at you and not at your jokes. Got to be a pretty terrible
00:02:18.000 feeling. But it's an easy workaround, you see. You can just decide who is in the room. You can
00:02:22.720 decide who is in the audience to guarantee that your jokes will land or your attempted jokes will
00:02:28.640 land. And even easier, you see, if you're Justin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada. Because if
00:02:33.440 you're Justin Trudeau, you can just fill a whole room full of sycophantic journalists who you've
00:02:38.080 stuffed the pockets of in the last five to six years. Easy. You've got a whole room full of people
00:02:42.560 who are just going to gladly clap along and laugh at your horrible jokes and make you think that you're the
00:02:46.800 king of the world, make you think that you're the next Dave Chappelle, Ricky Gervais, the funniest
00:02:50.640 man on earth. So you guys want to watch an absolute train wreck? You want to watch a room full of
00:02:55.600 Laurentian elites laughing at the peasants as they make jokes about you fighting for your freedom,
00:03:00.880 as they make jokes about you wanting to regain control of your life? Watch this absolute train
00:03:06.800 wreck from Justin Trudeau on Saturday night. We all know he's too busy staying up late tweaking his
00:03:12.320 YouTube algorithms. But if you wanted him to come, you just should have told him you were occupying
00:03:21.600 the museum and he would have shown up with Timbits. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Justin. Oh, Justin Trudeau.
00:03:29.600 You are just the funniest guy. You are just the funniest guy. Many fun events like tonight were
00:03:37.920 canceled. But once people got vaccinated, things started picking up again. Winterloo was really
00:03:46.640 awesome this year. They had a hot tub. Oh, they had a hot tub. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Justin Trudeau.
00:03:54.880 Look, it's not an easy job being a leader. I myself spent a lot of time this year surrounded by
00:04:03.360 honking and wailing. I don't know what their deal was, but the geese and loons at Harrington just
00:04:10.000 wouldn't shut up. Harrington like that time when you ran away from your own citizens because you're
00:04:16.800 too much of a too much of a weak leader to face them. Oh, oh, yeah. That's great. That's just great.
00:04:24.640 We now have a new leader of the official opposition.
00:04:27.360 I know most of you haven't had a chance to see him in person yet.
00:04:33.440 I think we can all agree that it's David Aiken's fault that he didn't show up tonight.
00:04:40.560 Although you'd think that Polyev would have a thicker skin. He grew up in Alberta in the 80s with the name
00:04:48.000 Pierre. Ah, yes. Justin Trudeau talking about thicker skin in the 80s. Coming from the guy who in the 80s
00:04:55.520 painted his own skin black, donned an afro wig and sang Deo. Last summer, Pierre told his pal Jordan
00:05:02.960 Peterson that he's a, quote, believer in using simple Anglo-Saxon words.
00:05:12.000 I know. I didn't get it either, but I'm told it sounds much better in the original German.
00:05:19.920 Oh, I mean, listen to this guy. He's the next coming of Richard Pryor. He's the next Rodney
00:05:24.160 Dangerfield. With jokes like that, you could end up on This Hour Has 22 Minutes.
00:05:27.840 Think about this, though. With a room full of people whose lives depend on Justin Trudeau
00:05:31.680 stuffing their pockets to make a living, whose lives depend on Justin Trudeau paying them off,
00:05:36.640 even then he still can't get them to laugh at his jokes. If that doesn't tell you you're a bad
00:05:41.280 comedian, I don't know what does, honestly. But then again, I don't want to tell him to stick to
00:05:45.360 politics because I think we'd all be better off if he tried to pursue a career in comedy and left
00:05:49.520 politics for somebody else. The True North posted a compilation of Justin Trudeau's jokes aimed at
00:05:54.480 conservatives and aimed at Pierre Polyev on Twitter and Facebook. And on Facebook, the video had 10,000
00:06:00.160 comments. And on Twitter, the video has over like 200,000 views. There's a bunch of stuff to make fun
00:06:06.080 of here. There's a bunch of stuff to get into. I want to pull some of your comments before moving on.
00:06:09.920 And some of them are really good. Like this person here. Dude, I'm German too. It's Klaus Schwab.
00:06:15.600 Don't cast all Germans in such a bad light. Don't cast them all like Pierre Polyev. I mean,
00:06:19.920 you've got your buddies like Klaus Schwab who are German too. They don't want to be,
00:06:23.360 they don't want to be, you know, in the same league as Pierre Polyev here. Easy there, Trudeau.
00:06:27.280 And then this person writes, laughs in Laurentian elite. Yes, we're just gonna have our little bash,
00:06:31.840 our little Laurentian elite powwow, our shindig, where we can, you know, sip champagne and laugh down
00:06:37.040 at the peasants for trying to fight for their freedom. Oh, haha, you little peasants. You want your
00:06:41.120 freedoms back? You want to have some fun with your freedoms back? No, no, time for the horses.
00:06:45.840 Time for the emergencies act. We're going to put you down now. And then this person writes on
00:06:49.200 Facebook. Well, that's even more cringeworthy than his usual drivel. It's a good thing he uses
00:06:53.280 our tax dollars to pay these journalists. So he has someone to laugh at him when he thinks he's
00:06:57.280 being funny. That would be true, but listen to the room. I mean, they're not even laughing at
00:07:01.120 Trudeau's jokes. And when one Twitter user called out the Laurentian elite for being the champagne
00:07:05.600 socialists that they are sitting up in Ottawa, sipping their champagne and laughing down at the
00:07:10.080 peasants fighting for their freedom. Well, that didn't sit too well with one of global news's top
00:07:14.640 propagandists, one of Justin Trudeau's very best mouthpieces. She writes,
00:07:18.720 Ah, yes, the classic Laurentian elite. Journalists who make an average salary of 45k per year in
00:07:24.320 Canada. Oh, Rachel, you poor, poor thing. Yeah, you probably make 45k a year, but that's why you
00:07:29.200 weren't invited to the event. You had to be the cleanup crew to come in the day after and clean up
00:07:34.720 the mess for the champagne socialists, your bosses who make $200,000 a year. So Danielle Smith has had
00:07:40.480 a pretty interesting first few weeks as Alberta premier. If you remember on her very first day as
00:07:44.800 premier of Alberta, she dared to do the unthinkable. She dared to defend the unvaccinated. And by doing
00:07:50.400 so, the legacy media journalist called for her head. They said she was, they couldn't believe she
00:07:55.040 dared to defend the unvaccinated. And then she issued a groveling statement, basically an apology,
00:07:59.600 the next day, begging for forgiveness from the legacy media for daring to defend the unvaccinated.
00:08:04.960 Then, of course, in that same week, she was forced to issue her second apology,
00:08:09.040 this time for comments she made about Ukraine. So it wasn't looking very good. It was looking
00:08:13.680 like maybe conservatives had the old Aaron O'Toole on their hands, a constant, a conservative
00:08:18.480 who constantly backtracks and apologizes for being a conservative. Well, that changed this week
00:08:23.600 because Danielle Smith decided to embark on a very noble crusade, that being to rid the Alberta Health
00:08:29.840 Services and the province of Alberta of the influences of the World Economic Forum. Take a
00:08:34.720 look at what she said to Western Standard journalists regarding the Alberta Health
00:08:38.800 Services agreement with the World Economic Forum. I must tell you, I believe that Alberta Health
00:08:45.200 Services is the source of a lot of the problems that we've had. They signed some kind of partnership
00:08:51.360 with the World Economic Forum right in the middle of the pandemic. We've got to address that. Why in
00:08:56.960 the world do we have anything to do with the whole World Economic Forum? That's got to end.
00:09:00.560 So there you go. Pretty solid stuff right there. Daniel Smith saying it very clearly and very plainly.
00:09:05.440 Why does Alberta have anything to do with the Switzerland-based World Economic Forum? And in
00:09:11.120 particular, why does the Alberta Health Services have anything to do with the World Economic Forum? I mean,
00:09:16.160 that is clearly something that should be addressed. But you see, there's a problem. The legacy
00:09:20.960 media journalists that get paid off by Justin Trudeau seem to not like it very much when a
00:09:26.000 conservative premier starts to talk about the World Economic Forum. They really like to chirp up
00:09:31.360 actually quite a bit when a premier dares to challenge the WEF. Now we can sit here and pretend
00:09:37.840 like the World Economic Forum has no influence in this country, but that of course would be false.
00:09:41.920 Just take a look at what Klaus Schwab said about infiltrating Canada's cabinet.
00:09:46.240 What we are very proud of now is the young generation like Prime Minister Trudeau,
00:09:53.760 President of Argentina and so on, that we penetrate the cabinets. So yesterday I was at a reception for
00:10:03.600 Prime Minister Trudeau and I would know that half of this cabinet or even more half of this cabinet
00:10:14.800 are actually young global leaders of the World Economic Forum.
00:10:20.400 So they infiltrate the cabinets of Canada and it's not a problem at all. It's no issue for legacy
00:10:25.840 media. That would be something that they would have no interest in investigating at all,
00:10:29.840 whatsoever. Of course, right? Because why would they dare try and look into something like that that
00:10:33.920 would perhaps cast their dear leader, the man who pays them their salaries, in a bad light? Well,
00:10:38.880 Danielle Smith didn't get that memo and she's on a noble crusade to try and rid the province of the WEF.
00:10:43.520 And take a look at how a legacy media journalist handled all of that at Daniel Smith's cabinet
00:10:48.000 announcement. Completely unhinged. Watch this.
00:10:52.320 Sorry, Premier, before we, I think we need, there's some unfinished business from Saturday.
00:10:56.480 I think Albertans deserve an answer. As you know, you're the Premier, you can make health decisions,
00:10:59.840 but I think you would agree there's a responsibility to explain to Albertans why you're making these
00:11:04.080 decisions. WEF, you actually, it's not clickbait, Premier. It's not entertainment. It's actually a
00:11:10.720 health policy decision that you announced on Western Standard on Friday. AHS confirms there is
00:11:16.000 a deal with WEF. It's very minor. It's an information sharing deal, but it does exist.
00:11:20.480 And you're saying we are going to cancel that and anything to do with WEF policy decision. So,
00:11:27.200 uh, sorry, I had to write this down because it was, uh, uh, what concerns do you have then with WEF?
00:11:34.640 And is it because you accept the, uh, online conspiracy theory that WEF is a front for a
00:11:40.800 global cabal of world leaders bent on using the pandemic to destroy capitalism and install a
00:11:46.560 socialist dysfunctional dystopia? And I'm sorry if I didn't get the whole, uh, theory correct.
00:11:52.640 Do you think that the WEF is a global cabal for a world dystopia? I mean, who wrote that question?
00:11:59.280 I mean, he had to, he said there, he has to reference his notes, which makes me think you
00:12:03.520 were asked to tell that question by someone who wrote that question for you. Because if you're a
00:12:08.160 real journalist, you clearly have other things to ask about. And you admitted, the journalist admitted
00:12:13.600 that this so-called deal with the WEF is an information sharing deal. So why would it matter if
00:12:18.800 Daniel Smith wants to get rid of that deal? Why would it matter if Daniel Smith wants to end that
00:12:23.360 agreement? The point stands, why does the AHS have an agreement with the WEF in the first place?
00:12:28.400 It looks and sounds very fishy, but he's not done there. You see, he wants to keep going. He has
00:12:33.280 more to ask about the WEF. Where then premier did your, you still haven't answered the question,
00:12:38.560 premier. You do not want to have anything to do with the WEF and you have a well-documented appetite
00:12:44.880 for alternative media sources. So if you're not going to answer the question and you haven't
00:12:48.480 done so now a third time, the question is why won't Danielle Smith answer that question?
00:12:53.040 And I put it to you that you actually, you believe this theory. And I think it matters that you
00:13:00.960 explain whether or not you believe this WEF theory, because it looks like you're actually basing
00:13:06.400 health policy based on it. I think it makes sense to make health decisions based on health experts.
00:13:13.760 The group that you mentioned and the person at the helm of it, I don't think he's a medical
00:13:18.400 doctor. I don't think he's a nurse and I don't think he's a paramedic and I don't think he's a
00:13:22.640 health professional. As I've said, I am going to be taking advice from our frontline nurses,
00:13:27.920 doctors, paramedics, and health professionals. There you go. He just drops any semblance of being
00:13:32.160 an actual journalist. He goes, I'll put it to you that you actually believe this theory. You actually
00:13:36.320 believe this conspiracy theory. Why aren't you answering the question,
00:13:39.680 Daniel Smith? Why do you believe in these conspiracy theories? It's actually very refreshing to hear a
00:13:44.160 conservative politician stand her ground, stand there and defend her statements in front of these
00:13:50.400 insanely unhinged legacy media journalists. It's what we want to see. Canadians want to see this.
00:13:55.840 They don't want to see apologies, Daniel Smith. They don't want to see backtracking. They don't
00:13:59.680 want to see statements. They want to see you stand your ground and defend what you have to say.
00:14:03.840 So please no more backtracking, no more apologizing. It's not just that unhinged legacy
00:14:08.880 media journalist asking the question. All of them believe that Daniel Smith now,
00:14:12.960 because he's talking about the WEF, needs to be labeled as a loon or as crazy, because that's
00:14:18.320 just how legacy media journalists think. Take a look. This is from CBC Laurentian talking head
00:14:23.280 Andrew Coyne, also known as the anti-social yob guy. Yes, that's what he called the peaceful
00:14:28.000 truckers in Ottawa when they were protesting. He called them anti-social yobs on our state broadcast.
00:14:33.760 Remember this coin? In many cases, they're not even truckers at all. They're basically a bunch of,
00:14:38.880 you know, anti-social yobs with delusions of grandeur, a persecution complex and too much
00:14:46.240 time on their hands. Coyne on Twitter wrote, Premier Loon vows to protect Albertans from
00:14:51.280 public health measures imposed by the World Economic Forum. Oh yes, you're such a loon,
00:14:56.320 Premier Smith, for daring to try and make Albertan health professionals lead Albertan health policy.
00:15:04.080 Terrible stuff. You should never do that. You should always just bow down to the World Economic Forum.
00:15:07.840 At least that's what Andrew anti-social yob Coyne has to say. Here's another blue check legacy media
00:15:13.440 journalist writing that Daniel Smith talking about the World Economic Forum's influence on
00:15:18.240 the Alberta health services. Daniel Smith daring to say that Albertan health professionals should
00:15:23.040 lead Albertan health policy. She's actually pushing anti-Semitism. Yes, that's right. Calling
00:15:28.080 out the World Economic Forum is anti-Semitic. She writes this, there's no way to be clever about
00:15:32.000 what's going on here. Daniel Smith embraces and promotes anti-Semitic and paranoid ideology.
00:15:36.640 Here we go, ratio of the week time. And we've got a two-time winner. It's going to the man who does
00:15:40.960 more to keep Justin Trudeau in power than any other Liberal cabinet minister could ever dream of. And
00:15:46.240 we've got, like I said, he's a two-time winner. So the king of the ratio, Omar, he's got some
00:15:49.920 competition for his crown. He better start looking around. It's going to Canada's commander in cringe,
00:15:55.360 Canada's TikTok leader, Jagmeet Singh. Take a look at this horrendous, horrendous campaign ad he put out on
00:16:03.280 Twitter last week. When I chose to run for the New Democrats, I thought about the options that I had.
00:16:08.880 And I looked at the other parties, Liberals and Conservatives. And two things struck me. One is that
00:16:15.120 the struggles of the community I wanted to represent were facing were directly as a result
00:16:20.240 of decisions made by Liberals and Conservatives. I didn't think that the folks that created the
00:16:24.480 problem could then somehow solve the problem. They had chosen to allow the super wealthy to exploit
00:16:30.720 people. In the case of Brampton, where I first ran, wealthy, powerful insurance companies were
00:16:37.120 exploiting racialized people and workers and people with lower socioeconomic backgrounds and charging
00:16:43.440 them more just because of who they are. And I wanted to change that. I wanted to fight back against
00:16:47.920 that. I wanted to let people know that you could have someone on your side that stands up to
00:16:52.160 powerful corporations that want to exploit you. Did you guys catch that there? Jagmeet Singh says that
00:16:58.480 he chose to run for the New Democratic Party because the problems facing his community were
00:17:04.320 caused by the Conservatives and the Liberals. So he chose to run for the New Democrats so that he could
00:17:10.800 do more than any other parliamentarian in the House of Commons to keep the Liberals in power,
00:17:16.000 to keep the Liberals in power, to keep creating the same problems. Does this guy not even like
00:17:20.480 proofread what he writes? Does he not proofread what he puts out on social media? Is his social media team
00:17:24.960 that stupid and that incompetent? I mean, I'm afraid, honestly, so much of what we face in this
00:17:31.120 country can be leveled at the feet of Jagmeet Singh and his spineless act of propping up the Liberal
00:17:35.920 government. It is ridiculous to me. The least working class person to lead the New Democrats
00:17:40.880 is Jagmeet Singh. And the man who's done more to prop up the Liberals than any other parliamentarian
00:17:45.360 in the House of Commons is Jagmeet Singh. Now take a look at this ratio. This is a thorough smackdown
00:17:50.960 of a ridiculous video from Jagmeet Singh. He's got 891 likes and 2,752 replies. Andrew Lawton wanted
00:18:00.800 to help Jagmeet Singh out a little bit, so he rewrote Jagmeet Singh's tweet and he wrote this.
00:18:05.760 The struggles of the community I wanted to represent were facing were directly as a result of the
00:18:09.280 decisions made by Liberals and Conservatives, and so that's why I decided to support the Liberals for
00:18:13.840 four years. No matter how you attempt to deflect the narrative, you have no moral ground to stand on.
00:18:18.960 You lost all respect and credibility with your support agreement. I can assure you,
00:18:22.640 Jack Layton would be extremely disappointed in you. You sold your political soul. Retweet if you
00:18:26.880 concur. How very well put by that Twitter user. This person writes it perfectly. Bro, you're a
00:18:31.520 cello, that's all you are. You aren't fooling anyone with your TikToks. And this person writes,
00:18:36.480 is this your resignation? Now if you wanted to see how far Jagmeet Singh has fallen and how much he's in
00:18:41.120 the pocket of Justin Trudeau, how committed he is to keeping Justin Trudeau in power, take a look at
00:18:45.440 what he said on Sunday when speaking to CTV. The journalist on CTV asked him if the if the
00:18:51.120 Emergencies Act committee finds that Trudeau's invocation of the Emergencies Act was not justified,
00:18:56.080 which basically means if Justin Trudeau invoked warlike measures on peaceful Canadians and the
00:19:00.880 judge found that it was wrong to do so, would you then break the coalition that you have formed with
00:19:04.560 Justin Trudeau? And look at what he says. Then let me ask you this, Jagmeet Singh,
00:19:10.240 if the commission concludes that really it was not justified, would you withdraw your support of
00:19:18.560 the Liberals? That doesn't seem that it would be, depending on the results, we'd have to hear
00:19:24.080 exactly what the results are. I don't want to presuppose the findings. If there's something that
00:19:28.400 comes out in the findings that I didn't imagine or we didn't anticipate, then we'll have to reserve
00:19:33.520 our judgment. But simply because it was the wrong decision, wouldn't be enough for us to break or
00:19:40.080 to force the country into an election. That's going to do it for us this week on the show,
00:19:44.240 guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. Please help us out by hitting that subscribe button,
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00:19:52.320 My name is Harrison Faulkner, and this is Ratioed.