Juno News - April 27, 2021


Some of the government's COVID rules don't add up


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3 minutes

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Word count

694

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63

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Misogyny

1

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Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you can't buy something you need or want because it's against the law to do so? Or maybe you don't even need it, but just want to buy it anyway, but it's not allowed to be bought in your local grocery store?

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00:00:00.000 Hey there, I've got a bit of a personal story, personal narrative for you today.
00:00:09.640 One that I think a lot of people in Canada can probably relate to if their province has ever had lockdown restrictions where non-essential items are roped off in the aisles for the stores, well, the few remaining stores that are allowed to be open.
00:00:24.320 I remember when Manitoba did it, I thought, oh boy, well, at least Ontario is never doing that.
00:00:28.500 And oh, look, we are.
00:00:29.760 We're currently in that situation where most stores are shut down, except a few are allowed to remain open, like grocery stores.
00:00:36.720 And I'm in a parking lot right now.
00:00:38.160 I'm in the parking lot of a big box grocery retail outlet that usually would have also a book section and a clothing section, but those are roped off right now.
00:00:47.900 Well, I find myself in a predicament where I need a new pair of sweatpants.
00:00:52.060 And like a lot of people, I don't like doing online clothes shopping.
00:00:55.740 I'm fine for buying many things online.
00:00:57.380 I don't like buying clothes online.
00:00:59.760 I think that's a very reasonable position to hold.
00:01:02.060 I think a lot of people feel the same way.
00:01:04.000 Some people don't mind.
00:01:04.800 They like getting them.
00:01:05.500 And if they don't fit, they return them and so forth.
00:01:07.060 Too much of a rigmarole.
00:01:08.420 I like to see them.
00:01:09.380 I like to be able to touch them and so forth.
00:01:11.840 So I'd like to buy some sweatpants.
00:01:14.440 And, you know, the ones I have, like they're getting threadbare.
00:01:16.860 You can't go for a run outside in those.
00:01:18.620 It's just not a good situation anymore.
00:01:21.220 So, you know, I kind of need to get them.
00:01:22.940 But I can't because I saw them.
00:01:25.380 I saw the product.
00:01:26.580 But it is roped off.
00:01:28.300 Meanwhile, you know what I did get?
00:01:29.360 Let me show you what I got.
00:01:30.760 You can hear the crinkle.
00:01:32.100 Based on the crinkle, you know what this is.
00:01:33.860 I got myself a bag of chips.
00:01:36.180 And this is, this is a big bag of chips.
00:01:39.320 It is a jumbo bag of chips.
00:01:41.500 I might be doing some weightlifting with these chips because, you know, the gyms are also
00:01:44.880 closed in Ontario.
00:01:45.780 So get your fitness in where you can.
00:01:47.640 That's how heavy that bag of chips is.
00:01:49.720 Good deal as well.
00:01:50.520 Good price on those chips.
00:01:52.060 But here's the thing.
00:01:53.760 Do I need those chips?
00:01:56.000 I know we've heard that the majority of persons who are in hospital and ICUs with coronavirus
00:02:01.580 doctors have said that most of them, they actually have various metabolic illnesses and so forth
00:02:07.080 and dealing with obesity and so forth.
00:02:09.380 Big bag of chips.
00:02:10.960 Not really a good thing to be buying a jumbo size like that.
00:02:14.900 Now, of course, whatever, if you, whatever you want to eat, you want to eat.
00:02:17.340 I'm not judging you for those choices, but it's just, and clearly I bought the big bag
00:02:21.060 of chips as well, and I will enjoy them pretty much all to myself.
00:02:24.080 But it's also like, hold on a second.
00:02:26.460 Fury needs sweatpants. 0.65
00:02:27.760 They're usually sold in the store.
00:02:28.900 They're right there.
00:02:29.260 You can see them against the law, against the law to buy the sweatpants, the big bag
00:02:35.080 of chips.
00:02:35.600 You can get those.
00:02:36.420 Now, there were ice cream sandwich bars that were on sale, and I told myself, no, no, do
00:02:40.020 not buy those.
00:02:40.560 And I did not buy them.
00:02:41.880 But still, what's this all about?
00:02:44.280 This is my one story that happened to me just today where it's like there's a product
00:02:48.000 that is kind of essential to me.
00:02:50.160 Human beings need clothes.
00:02:51.780 Nope.
00:02:52.160 Can't buy it.
00:02:52.680 Can't buy it.
00:02:53.540 Chips, junk food, not the best for you.
00:02:56.100 Yes, you can buy it.
00:02:57.400 One is essential.
00:02:58.140 One is non-essential.
00:02:59.660 I'm sure you've had a similar story as well throughout your shopping, leading you to believe
00:03:04.600 once again to question, are all these rules totally making sense?
00:03:10.620 Do they all add up?
00:03:11.780 Or maybe just some of them, dare I humbly suggest, some of them maybe don't add up.
00:03:16.000 All right.