Juno News - The sad spectacle of the Juno Awards

00:00:00.000 But we wanted to just, you know, show a little bit about these Juno Awards.

00:00:04.460 I thought you characterized it perfectly, John.

00:00:06.120 You said, this is called the Juno Awards.

00:00:08.020 It's a hallowed annual Canadian ritual where government-subsidized Canadians

00:00:10.820 pretend that ordinary Canadians enjoy listening to whatever this is supposed to be.

00:00:14.940 And then we'll play a quick clip of this Inuk singer performance here.

00:00:30.000 that is so bad okay just one more here this is the host of these juno awards her name is may

00:00:47.380 martin also uh they them a non-binary and this is very cringe she goes like full fangirl over

00:00:55.000 mark carney and apparently his speech in davos which was very moving to her like how the audience

00:00:59.540 explodes with laughter as if everybody watched this like davos speech i mean maybe they did i

00:01:03.620 don't know but anyway and then she she basically says that mark carney is like her daddy i do have

00:01:08.660 to say though that when i saw mark carney's speech at davos did you see that it i felt as a childlike

00:01:17.380 pride i felt like he was canada's dad sticking up to the bullies i was like that's my prime minister

00:01:22.260 and then i saw him posing with the cast of heated rivalry and just my nerve my nervous system just

00:01:29.920 relaxed

Juno News - April 01, 2026