Juno News - April 17, 2026


Time Magazine named Prime Minister Mark Carney as one of the top 100 most influential people of 2026


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303

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23

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00:00:00.000 But first, I just couldn't resist starting with this ridiculous news story.
00:00:04.060 Time magazine has named Mark Carney one of the top 100 influential people in 2026.
00:00:11.120 This is the propaganda machine of the legacy media trying to tell boomer Canadians that,
00:00:16.680 yes, our prime minister is very influential, very important.
00:00:19.860 He's doing all of the things that the elbows up crowd elected him to do.
00:00:23.800 Just listen to this absolute puffery of writing Time magazine here, turning heads.
00:00:30.000 as in that he's some kind of a sex symbol. That is what they have resorted to over at Time Magazine.
00:00:35.960 I'm sorry, nobody has ever called this man the George Clooney of finance. That's not a thing.
00:00:41.160 That's not a thing that anyone has ever said prior to it being written here on Time Magazine.
00:00:46.940 Guys, really, just stop, okay? He's not a sex symbol. He's not here to, you know, turn heads.
00:00:52.800 That's not what's happening. He is a puppet. He was elected because the liberals would do anything 0.93
00:00:59.000 to stay in power. And Mark Carney looked and sounded the role. But really, remember they did
00:01:04.480 this exact same thing with Justin Trudeau. I pulled this up when he was on the front cover
00:01:08.760 of Rolling Stone magazine saying, why can't he be our president? Look at how cute and sexy he is.
00:01:15.880 Oh, this good looking guy is now leader of Canada. How did that turn out for us? How did that turn
00:01:20.520 out for our country when the American press is swooning over how cute our leaders are? It doesn't
00:01:26.480 work out well for Canadians. We don't want it to happen again. And if this is all that they really
00:01:30.460 have to try to prop up Mark Carney, well, things can't be going that well. It's just truly pathetic. 0.99