JustPearlyThings - October 11, 2023


Arrogant Woman Thinks She's SMARTER Than Most People


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12 minutes

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2,858

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26

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53

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In this episode, we talk about IQ and how dumb people are. We also talk about how we would like to go down in IQ and keep our perfect bodies for the rest of our lives. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one!

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00:00:00.000 Alright, if you had to go, like, go down a standard deviation IQ, but you get a perfect body for the rest of your life, would you do it?
00:00:12.540 Ooh, that's really...
00:00:13.600 Yes, like, whatever your dream, like, whatever your dream body is, you get it, like, frozen in time the rest of your life.
00:00:20.220 If I did an IQ thing, I 100% would do it. I'm a smart-ass bitch. 1.00
00:00:24.040 No, you would have to go down. You're dumber now. 1.00
00:00:25.840 Oh, fuck no. Fuck that body. 1.00
00:00:27.420 Okay, so you'd keep the IQ. What would you do? 1.00
00:00:31.860 I want somebody else to go next.
00:00:34.020 No, no, no, come on. It's alright. Be honest.
00:00:35.900 You know what? To be honest, I know what it's like to have brains, because I have it now.
00:00:40.980 So, I'm going to already have... I'm going to go with the brains.
00:00:44.480 Okay, you'll keep the brains. What about you?
00:00:46.420 You know, I think I'd keep the brains, too, because hopefully I'm smart enough to make enough money to buy my body.
00:00:52.680 That part.
00:00:53.860 That part.
00:00:54.960 Okay, what about you?
00:00:57.420 So, if...
00:00:59.960 So, even after...
00:01:00.860 I was like, I like my body, but...
00:01:02.420 But even when you have a kid, you just...
00:01:04.660 Okay.
00:01:04.680 The kid comes out, and it...
00:01:05.840 Right back.
00:01:06.780 And it just goes right back.
00:01:07.460 Right back.
00:01:08.100 You don't have to work out or anything.
00:01:09.760 Okay.
00:01:10.660 Okay, so... 1.00
00:01:11.260 But you just got to be dumb. 1.00
00:01:11.940 Because you gave me that, I have a kid. 0.99
00:01:13.140 I must be married, so I don't care to have my brain, so I guess I'll go down and keep my body looking good.
00:01:18.660 Right.
00:01:19.220 Then you get a smarter guy, you know what I mean?
00:01:21.340 I'm like, I'm okay.
00:01:22.120 A smart guy doesn't need a smart lady. He's smart, you know. 1.00
00:01:25.260 I'll do the body, that's fine. 1.00
00:01:27.480 I am so annoyed by stupid people. 1.00
00:01:29.940 I would never want to be one of them. 1.00
00:01:31.500 I need to be able to carry a conversation and make my partner laugh. 0.99
00:01:33.520 But it doesn't mean you're stupid. 1.00
00:01:34.460 Just go down a little bit. 1.00
00:01:36.060 Right?
00:01:36.660 I don't know.
00:01:37.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:37.440 I mean, you go down, like, a couple IQ points, but you get this perfect body.
00:01:41.860 Oh, so you didn't say that at the beginning. 0.99
00:01:43.320 I didn't realize that stupid, I said, okay. 0.99
00:01:46.600 You weren't specific enough. 1.00
00:01:48.000 So you're dumber, but you get it. 0.98
00:01:50.540 Technically, you didn't say it specifically, so I need the right angle of the altitude of the percentage. 0.99
00:01:55.880 Considering the fact that I'm already really fucking smart, I could drop a few points.
00:02:00.260 Yeah, yeah. 0.73
00:02:01.000 Right, right.
00:02:02.000 No, get it.
00:02:02.920 She was honest.
00:02:04.140 She was honest.
00:02:04.700 No, I'm really smarter than the majority of you.
00:02:07.220 I'm going to think it's smarter.
00:02:08.000 Think about it, think about it.
00:02:09.340 What percent of, like, 60-year-old ladies really have perfect bodies? 1.00
00:02:13.100 Like, you'd be, like, the hottest 60-year-old, 70-year-old.
00:02:16.740 I feel like right now I'm, like, at the top of the cream of the crop, so if I was to drop
00:02:20.600 a few, I'd still be at the bottom layer of cream.
00:02:22.860 Yeah.
00:02:23.380 You're so excited.
00:02:24.660 You're not, like, a dummy. 1.00
00:02:25.680 You'll be on the average bear and just fine as fuck. 1.00
00:02:28.040 I wouldn't be a dummy for a body, but, like, I can drop a couple. 1.00
00:02:31.020 Yeah.
00:02:31.320 There you go.
00:02:31.700 Like, we'll give some off.
00:02:32.900 I mean, like, a B-plus student as opposed to me.
00:02:35.480 Like, I've seen her do an amazing little thing with, like, losing weight, and, like, you 1.00
00:02:40.100 could do it on your own, girl.
00:02:41.360 Don't leave.
00:02:41.820 Keep that brand.
00:02:42.380 You can't.
00:02:42.540 60.
00:02:43.320 Not the boobs. 0.94
00:02:44.880 Like, you can't get big boobs out of nothing. 0.97
00:02:47.100 No body. 0.99
00:02:47.900 What?
00:02:48.400 I said body.
00:02:49.280 No, I know.
00:02:50.200 When I lost all that weight, my kids also work right as well.
00:02:52.260 But she's saying you can do it on your own.
00:02:53.760 I'm saying unless you want to put, like, a foreign object in your body, which, you know.
00:02:58.380 We're talking about magic here.
00:02:59.720 Oh, I got foreign objects in my body.
00:03:01.420 Do you ever wonder, like, how does that work with, like, kids?
00:03:04.800 You know, like, breastfeeding?
00:03:06.180 Like, it doesn't that.
00:03:06.920 It's so fun.
00:03:07.560 You can still breastfeed, yeah.
00:03:08.860 Oh, wow.
00:03:09.200 Yeah, boob's been around for a while.
00:03:09.820 Isn't that, like, the plastic?
00:03:11.140 Because this is just how I think.
00:03:12.480 I'm like, doesn't the plastic or whatever's in it just go over it?
00:03:16.180 And, like, then the kid's, like, drinking, like, whatever the hell is in the implant.
00:03:20.400 It's, like, coming directly out of the implant.
00:03:22.260 I just can't imagine the implants, like, are good for you.
00:03:25.760 No, they've actually come a long way, so I have, like, I have gummies, so it's, like,
00:03:30.820 if it pops, it doesn't leach. 0.99
00:03:33.060 But then it's, like, every 20 years, all the women come forward, and they're like, oh, fuck, 0.99
00:03:36.900 I have all these. 0.98
00:03:37.180 I think that was the old silicone days, right?
00:03:39.340 I think it's the old way, yeah.
00:03:39.740 No, but that's what they do.
00:03:40.600 They have, like, saline.
00:03:41.140 But they just invent something new, and then 20 years later, chicks have the same problem. 0.99
00:03:45.360 It's going to be cyborgs and AI robots.
00:03:47.740 They're going to be robots.
00:03:48.480 I think my lips are just fine.
00:03:49.580 Okay, what about you? 1.00
00:03:50.480 Perfect body, but you've got to be dumber. 1.00
00:03:52.140 Or I'm definitely taking brains immediately, because I'm always at work, like, damn, if 1.00
00:03:56.640 I was so smart, I could just figure out how to AI this shit. 0.99
00:03:59.420 You're already out here. 0.99
00:04:00.440 Yeah, but it's like, we get the perfect body.
00:04:02.940 You're not going to get smarter.
00:04:04.040 I mean, me being smaller, me being larger, I've lived both lives, and I get attention
00:04:08.480 regardless.
00:04:09.240 I have always been able to attract all different types of races and everything.
00:04:12.780 So none of that matters to me.
00:04:14.600 Physicalness is just so surface level, but for me, if I had the brains to make as much money
00:04:19.220 as I want, I mean, because I trade, I do options, I do Forex, so for me, like, if I
00:04:23.360 had the brains truly to see things on a different perspective, I would just live my own.
00:04:27.580 But then it's like, if we were, like, the ultimate hotties, then you could just get a
00:04:31.820 super smart guy, you know, and then you wouldn't have to think at all.
00:04:35.660 You could just be at home chilling.
00:04:36.880 I don't want to get bullied.
00:04:37.640 Well, let me say this.
00:04:38.780 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
00:04:40.660 Wait a minute.
00:04:41.320 I have that option now.
00:04:44.080 So it doesn't really lead me more to, it's like, oh, the perfect body.
00:04:49.400 First of all, just having that man who is, that man who takes care of me, I already have
00:04:55.160 that.
00:04:55.580 So it doesn't make me feel like, oh, I got to get this perfect body so I can get the
00:05:00.000 man that's already going to take care of me. 0.92
00:05:01.520 But what about, like, keeping the man you got?
00:05:04.040 What about it?
00:05:04.640 I got him.
00:05:05.120 Well, I'm saying, like, wouldn't it, I mean, are you married?
00:05:07.900 You said you're in a relationship.
00:05:08.660 In a relationship.
00:05:09.440 Right.
00:05:09.760 So it's like maybe the perfect body, he's, like, ring right here.
00:05:13.040 No.
00:05:13.700 I don't think so.
00:05:14.540 I think it has to do with you.
00:05:15.580 I want to go back.
00:05:16.400 What were we just talking about?
00:05:17.480 You said something about, what did she just say?
00:05:20.220 I lost my train of thought.
00:05:21.040 She said she can attract anybody, big or small, anyway, and that she wants to be able to
00:05:25.960 create AI and all types of stuff at work so she doesn't want to lose her brains.
00:05:29.420 Okay.
00:05:29.780 Yeah.
00:05:30.020 I can't, I lost the train of thought.
00:05:31.640 We were.
00:05:32.120 My bad.
00:05:32.460 Well, I was going to say, I would want a perfect body just so I can look in the mirror and 1.00
00:05:36.160 be like, damn, bitch, it's fucking fine. 1.00
00:05:37.860 Satisfied. 1.00
00:05:38.140 You know, not so I can catch a man or keep my girlfriend.
00:05:42.640 I wonder why this is, like, gut reaction of us women. 1.00
00:05:46.480 Whenever it's like we have this, you could have this for a man. 0.62
00:05:50.320 It's so interesting because we'll always have to say, no, no, no, it's for myself.
00:05:55.200 But it's really interesting because a family is supposed to be selfless.
00:05:59.980 Families only work if we're selfless and we're thinking about the other person.
00:06:03.440 Yeah, because you're giving everything for your kids.
00:06:03.980 Yeah, and the husband.
00:06:06.040 And it's interesting, too, because we'll give up stuff for our kids and we'll do stuff for
00:06:09.200 the kids.
00:06:09.980 But it's like, why is it a bad thing to say, I want to have a perfect body for the man?
00:06:14.400 I think the whole feminist movement of being an independent woman and even saying that
00:06:21.100 you're codependent on somebody, it almost is a negative tone these days.
00:06:24.620 But it's not.
00:06:25.300 I mean, technically you are.
00:06:26.380 You're in a relationship.
00:06:27.300 It's okay to be codependent on each other.
00:06:29.480 Yeah, like I would love a perfect body to get married and then a husband and then that's 1.00
00:06:34.300 his body.
00:06:35.020 Like, I think that'd be great.
00:06:36.160 Like, what's wrong with that?
00:06:37.460 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:06:38.320 That's just how you view it.
00:06:39.880 You know what I mean?
00:06:40.360 And I think everybody has to live with what they would feel comfortable with.
00:06:44.940 So if she doesn't feel comfortable with having a perfect body, but she feels comfortable with
00:06:48.820 having a perfect brains, that's her mindset now and what she'll live with. 0.99
00:06:52.620 Right.
00:06:53.120 And there's nothing wrong with that.
00:06:54.680 But I'm just more asking, like, why do we have this gut reaction that anything we do,
00:06:58.820 like, for the men, we have, like, whenever girls say, oh, I don't put on makeup for the 0.61
00:07:02.760 men, I do it for myself.
00:07:03.960 I don't do this for the men.
00:07:05.140 Like, why is our gut reaction as women, like, this is for ourselves when, if we want to 0.90
00:07:10.320 be in a long-term marriage, you're supposed to do a lot, at least, for him.
00:07:14.500 So, if a guy grows a beard because his wife wants him to, is that equivalent to what you're 0.67
00:07:19.020 saying?
00:07:19.520 No, because I think men and women are different, and I think women are here to serve them.
00:07:22.780 So they have an exception that we don't.
00:07:24.480 Yeah, because I think we're lied to in saying that we're equal, and I think the natural order
00:07:28.940 of the world is we're not.
00:07:30.040 I think everybody should be living for themselves and their own happiness, and that you should
00:07:33.200 never be codependent on your partner.
00:07:34.740 Okay, I'm going to...
00:07:35.360 Like, you should be happy on your own.
00:07:37.220 I think that's the problem.
00:07:38.200 They should be happy.
00:07:38.560 Hold on, hold on.
00:07:38.920 We should be happy together.
00:07:39.720 So, these people talk about being independent.
00:07:42.080 Independent means you're alone. 0.61
00:07:43.420 Yeah.
00:07:43.760 You're not independent in a relationship.
00:07:45.160 Independent means to fail.
00:07:45.620 If you...
00:07:46.140 Look, I'm a provider protector.
00:07:48.080 My responsibility as the king of the house is to provide and protect for her, not control
00:07:52.160 her.
00:07:52.520 Right.
00:07:52.680 You brought something up, but like, treat you bad.
00:07:54.920 There's always these exceptions.
00:07:57.040 I was in a toxic relationship.
00:07:58.720 Everybody's been in bad relationships.
00:08:00.500 Right.
00:08:00.640 But my duty and responsibility and honor is to serve her and provide and protect for her.
00:08:05.600 Her responsibility, she takes care of the home. 0.94
00:08:08.540 She cooks the food.
00:08:09.340 This is how we live our life.
00:08:11.660 Now, when you say that, if I say I'm independent, well, then why am I in a relationship?
00:08:15.900 Right.
00:08:16.080 I rely on her to take care of the home.
00:08:18.500 That's what she does. 1.00
00:08:19.440 I didn't say independent, did I?
00:08:20.840 No, but I'm saying you said codependency.
00:08:22.440 What are you saying?
00:08:22.520 Codependency is bad.
00:08:23.120 It's not codependent like you're unable to...
00:08:25.220 Like you can't survive.
00:08:26.880 That's not codependency.
00:08:27.600 It's just being a team.
00:08:29.100 Well, no, no, no.
00:08:30.000 So this is the other misconception.
00:08:32.500 A relationship is not a partnership.
00:08:34.300 A partnership is where you go into business with somebody.
00:08:36.560 We're not in a partnership.
00:08:37.980 We're in a relationship.
00:08:39.040 I lead the home.
00:08:39.420 Marriage is a business. 0.57
00:08:40.520 It definitely is.
00:08:41.560 This is where the problems come in.
00:08:44.280 We come in, it's 50-50.
00:08:45.640 No, it's not 50-50.
00:08:46.640 And I agree with that.
00:08:47.520 I lead the home.
00:08:48.660 But here we are.
00:08:49.440 Right, here we are.
00:08:50.520 I don't believe it's 50-50.
00:08:51.520 I don't believe it, but this new generation set of men is why a lot of the women are the 1.00
00:08:55.560 way they are with the feelings of wanting to be so independent because the men are like
00:09:00.300 so aggressive with... 1.00
00:09:01.560 Men are the new bitches. 1.00
00:09:03.100 Well, let me tell you why. 1.00
00:09:03.980 Well, because women ask them to be bitches. 1.00
00:09:06.020 And 80% of the single parent homes are women. 0.99
00:09:09.500 And they're trying to raise these boys, and they're raising them as feminine men. 0.86
00:09:13.320 You need to do this.
00:09:14.220 You need to do this.
00:09:14.800 Your grandma, your great-grandmother's like, go out and find yourself a good man that can
00:09:18.760 take care of you.
00:09:19.780 A lot of...
00:09:20.140 And when I say this, I know a lot of these women nowadays, their mamas are like, you 1.00
00:09:25.360 don't need a man. 1.00
00:09:26.500 You can be an independent boss, bitch. 1.00
00:09:28.140 And then what happens is you become 50, 60 years old, drinking boxed wine, watching Netflix 1.00
00:09:33.120 with your cats.
00:09:35.240 Right.
00:09:35.660 Talking about angel numbers and horoscopes.
00:09:37.760 I'm fine.
00:09:38.260 I'm fine.
00:09:38.900 But let me tell you something.
00:09:39.900 I'm fine.
00:09:40.520 I'm fine.
00:09:40.960 And then you come 60, you're like, what am I going to do for work?
00:09:44.200 You can't retire.
00:09:45.080 You don't have two, three million dollars.
00:09:46.380 Well, if they picked the perfect body at 60, it would be retire only, man.
00:09:51.580 Okay.
00:09:52.560 Yeah.
00:09:52.880 There you go.
00:09:53.340 There you go.
00:09:53.900 I'm not coming at you.
00:09:55.180 I'm just stating what...
00:09:56.480 As a man of...
00:09:57.420 A high-value man, we're looking...
00:09:59.220 We're like...
00:09:59.800 I talked...
00:10:00.520 I had a conversation last night.
00:10:02.220 I talked to hundreds and hundreds of women. 0.99
00:10:04.440 I coach men and women.
00:10:05.680 I get these challenges.
00:10:06.680 I've helped marriages.
00:10:07.360 Now, I'm not perfect.
00:10:09.380 I don't know everything, but I'm rarely in doubt because this is what I do.
00:10:12.420 And I see the challenges that some of the ladies and men have.
00:10:15.760 And a lot of these men are simping.
00:10:17.180 I get it.
00:10:17.840 They're simping.
00:10:18.760 And they'll come up.
00:10:19.480 Like Pearl.
00:10:20.420 Pearl was in a situation.
00:10:21.660 Watch this.
00:10:22.060 Pearl was in a situation.
00:10:23.260 A guy watched my podcast.
00:10:24.800 Pearl was on there.
00:10:25.700 He reached out to her, somehow, shape, way, or form.
00:10:28.700 And he wanted to date her.
00:10:29.980 And, like, as soon as he met her, he goes, I want to marry you.
00:10:32.940 It turned her off.
00:10:34.140 He was simping.
00:10:35.380 Thirsty.
00:10:36.240 Am I right?
00:10:37.240 Yeah, yeah, I did.
00:10:38.440 Wow.
00:10:39.480 And these guys, I say, men, stop chasing women.
00:10:43.160 Stop chasing women. 1.00
00:10:44.680 What value does a woman bring to the table, I say, or to the relationship outside of sex? 1.00
00:10:50.080 What do you bring to the relationship outside of sex? 0.99
00:10:52.220 I'm fucking hilarious. 0.99
00:10:54.620 Dude, men don't want to date comedians. 0.99
00:10:56.380 They want to date models. 0.82
00:10:57.520 What?
00:10:58.460 I mean, if that was true, if men wanted to date funny, if men wanted to date funny women,
00:11:02.980 I'm a funny-ass model, so what's up?
00:11:04.940 Like, Chelsea, you're not that funny. 0.78
00:11:06.620 I also have a girlfriend, so y'all need to keep that into it.
00:11:08.940 Chelsea, well, yeah, I understand.
00:11:10.120 Well, they're-
00:11:10.620 Right, you're in a different relationship.
00:11:11.920 You're in a different relationship.
00:11:12.900 Yeah.
00:11:13.480 But, you know, for men, it's like they're not looking for funny chicks.
00:11:17.080 Otherwise, you wouldn't see all these comedians.
00:11:19.020 They're always single.
00:11:20.180 No, that's not true.
00:11:21.080 Have you seen that Asian comedian? 1.00
00:11:22.380 She just came out with a movie and she had fucking funny shit. 1.00
00:11:24.700 You know what's so funny? 1.00
00:11:25.460 She was pregnant.
00:11:26.260 She already had that baby, I think.
00:11:26.980 Oh, gosh, you know what's so funny?
00:11:28.440 I mean, you're a comedian.
00:11:28.880 It's like you have to bring up the exception whose name you don't even know.
00:11:32.060 I don't really watch comedians.
00:11:33.320 Well, yeah, but, like, just think of Chelsea.
00:11:34.360 I can't remember her name, but I've seen the movie.
00:11:36.240 Chelsea Handler's by herself.
00:11:37.620 All the big-name comedians are by themselves. 0.96
00:11:39.780 That woman is pain. 1.00
00:11:40.940 I still do think, like, as much as you can be as black and white with stuff, I still think
00:11:45.380 that men do choose you or fall in love with you or like you more because of your personality
00:11:51.360 and because of things that you bring to other things that you bring to the table.
00:11:53.460 Yeah, because they miss you when you're not around, not because you're fine.
00:11:56.040 I know women with perfect bodies, really nice bodies at that, really nice bodies, tatted 1.00
00:12:00.560 up, gorgeous.
00:12:01.260 I mean, the woman that all the men walk in the room and want, and they still get cheated.
00:12:05.780 As many of you know, I was just banned on TikTok, and we are demonetized on a daily basis on
00:12:12.280 this platform.
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