JustPearlyThings - November 27, 2023


Deluded Modern Says Plastic Surgery Is Mandatory


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

211.30072

Word Count

1,977

Sentence Count

315

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, we talk about plastic surgery, dating in Miami, and what it's like to be single in Miami. We also get into the ins and outs of what it means to be a single girl in Miami and how the dating scene is like here.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 No, so if I move here, do I have to get like hella plastic surgery?
00:00:04.580 I heard everyone's like...
00:00:06.040 Yes, yes, you do.
00:00:07.200 So who here has had work done?
00:00:10.980 Okay, what have you guys had done?
00:00:12.820 My boobs.
00:00:13.540 Titties.
00:00:14.480 Okay, was it worth it to you?
00:00:16.880 Was it worth it to you guys?
00:00:18.180 Yeah, it was worth it to me.
00:00:19.620 I don't regret it.
00:00:20.480 I mean, I like it, you know, put on a bikini.
00:00:22.660 I'm like, wow.
00:00:25.520 Where did these come from?
00:00:28.700 Was it painful?
00:00:30.040 It was. Yeah, it was.
00:00:31.060 And I got my boobs done through my armpit, like under the muscle.
00:00:34.500 So like my incision is down there.
00:00:36.680 It's not even on my boobs.
00:00:38.140 So it took me a little extra longer.
00:00:39.240 Do you guys have to get them like out later?
00:00:41.120 How does that...
00:00:41.620 Every 10 years, you got to get them right done.
00:00:43.440 I got the gummy bears, so it's like 15 years for the gummy bears.
00:00:46.520 Yeah, it's like 15 years for the gummy bears.
00:00:48.980 Wow.
00:00:49.920 So how common is that?
00:00:51.020 Is that normal here?
00:00:52.120 Yeah, that's super common.
00:00:53.460 Especially in the lower region.
00:00:56.000 This is like BBL central, man.
00:00:57.860 Yeah, that's true, too.
00:00:58.860 Nobody else is that big.
00:01:00.560 Yeah, they can pretty much fly to Colombia or Brazil or wherever, DR, and get a BBL.
00:01:09.800 Yeah.
00:01:10.800 Yeah, but why would you do that if you could just get it here?
00:01:12.800 Yeah, people get it here.
00:01:13.800 Dr. Miami.
00:01:14.800 Some girls can't afford it here.
00:01:16.120 It's just cheaper, yeah.
00:01:17.120 So I wouldn't go anywhere else.
00:01:18.820 I did my boobs here, too.
00:01:20.120 Are women honest about getting work done?
00:01:22.360 Yeah, I am.
00:01:23.360 I want to say it's like a 50-50.
00:01:25.680 Yeah, I agree.
00:01:26.680 Yeah.
00:01:27.680 I just want to know if I meet six Miami girls, two have work done or two lying?
00:01:32.680 Oh, yeah.
00:01:33.680 Maybe one more.
00:01:34.680 I think we have some liars at the table.
00:01:35.680 Yeah, I think one more.
00:01:36.680 I think there might be someone else that has work done.
00:01:37.680 Okay.
00:01:38.680 Does anyone think anyone at the table is lying?
00:01:41.680 Let me look.
00:01:42.680 Everybody lives.
00:01:43.680 No, it's just me and her.
00:01:44.680 I wish.
00:01:45.680 Oh, she thinks?
00:01:46.680 You think someone's lying?
00:01:47.680 No, I mean, everyone looks pretty natural here.
00:01:48.680 Yeah.
00:01:49.680 Yeah.
00:01:50.680 I don't know.
00:01:51.680 Let me see your titties, girl.
00:01:52.680 No, I'm sorry.
00:01:53.680 I actually, I wouldn't have even noticed.
00:01:54.680 I told the doctor, though.
00:01:55.680 I was like, make sure it's sufficient enough where it looks pretty natural because, you
00:02:08.680 know.
00:02:09.680 And the gummy drops are, like, really natural.
00:02:10.680 If your boobs are too big, then you start looking like an, you know, like, you're about
00:02:13.680 to play football.
00:02:14.680 So, I don't want to do that.
00:02:15.680 I knew a girl, her boobs were pointed up.
00:02:17.680 Oh, my God.
00:02:18.680 I've seen that.
00:02:19.680 I've seen sideways.
00:02:20.680 I've seen the nipples go on, like.
00:02:22.680 The worst, yeah.
00:02:23.680 Oh, the googly eyes?
00:02:24.680 Oh.
00:02:25.680 Sometimes.
00:02:26.680 Sometimes.
00:02:27.680 Yeah.
00:02:28.680 You guys look fine.
00:02:29.680 You guys look good.
00:02:30.680 You guys look good.
00:02:31.680 Yeah, these aren't good.
00:02:32.680 But, yeah.
00:02:33.680 You gotta really look at them to, like, touch them.
00:02:36.680 So, how does dating work in Miami?
00:02:39.680 It doesn't.
00:02:40.680 What typically comes.
00:02:41.680 It doesn't.
00:02:42.680 No, I'm kidding.
00:02:43.680 Just go on.
00:02:44.680 Not kidding.
00:02:45.680 In a given.
00:02:46.680 All right.
00:02:47.680 So, we have single, single.
00:02:48.680 Most people are single here.
00:02:49.680 So, in a given month.
00:02:51.680 Oh, I forgot to tell you.
00:02:52.680 I skipped my relationship status.
00:02:54.680 I'm taken.
00:02:55.680 Okay.
00:02:56.680 You also skipped your relationship status, too.
00:02:58.680 What's yours?
00:02:59.680 Oh, I am seeing someone, so.
00:03:00.680 Okay.
00:03:01.680 Let's.
00:03:02.680 What does that mean?
00:03:03.680 That's.
00:03:04.680 How long have you known the guy?
00:03:05.680 So, let's see.
00:03:06.680 It's been, like, what?
00:03:07.680 A month and a half?
00:03:08.680 A month and a half.
00:03:09.680 Okay.
00:03:10.680 A month and a half.
00:03:11.680 Okay.
00:03:12.680 And you guys are going on dates.
00:03:13.680 Yeah, we're going on dates.
00:03:14.680 Checking up on each other.
00:03:15.680 Just, like, intro, you know?
00:03:16.680 Okay.
00:03:17.680 And so.
00:03:18.680 He says, but I'm not going to go crazy.
00:03:19.680 Okay.
00:03:20.680 And do you want to be.
00:03:21.680 Not yet.
00:03:22.680 Not yet.
00:03:23.680 Do you want to be with him?
00:03:24.680 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:25.680 And how long would you see him without being exclusive until you cut it?
00:03:29.680 Oh.
00:03:30.680 Yeah.
00:03:31.680 Yeah.
00:03:32.680 How long till?
00:03:33.680 That was good.
00:03:34.680 Okay.
00:03:35.680 Whatever girl's got a limit.
00:03:36.680 Yeah, it's true.
00:03:37.680 Hers is a year, I guess.
00:03:38.680 Okay.
00:03:39.680 That's too long.
00:03:40.680 For me, it's two months.
00:03:41.680 In two months, it needs to get clear.
00:03:42.680 So, he's got two weeks.
00:03:43.680 Yeah.
00:03:44.680 That's it.
00:03:45.680 So, how are you going to.
00:03:46.680 Chop, chop.
00:03:47.680 Okay.
00:03:48.680 So, how are you going to bring up this conversation?
00:03:50.680 Oh, okay.
00:03:51.680 So, what I'm going to do is.
00:03:52.680 I'm going to set the tone.
00:03:53.680 Obviously, after we eat and everything.
00:03:55.680 Once we get to bed.
00:03:56.680 Once he's super comfy and ready to go and sleep.
00:03:58.680 Hey, babe.
00:03:59.680 So, that's exactly how I'm doing.
00:04:01.680 And I'm going to just tell him.
00:04:02.680 So, what are we?
00:04:03.680 Okay.
00:04:04.680 Have you already had sex with him?
00:04:07.680 I have.
00:04:08.680 Well, I mean, they're in bed.
00:04:09.680 So, it's like, I thought we all.
00:04:10.680 Yeah.
00:04:11.680 I'm like sleeping over every other night.
00:04:12.680 I mean.
00:04:13.680 Okay.
00:04:14.680 My little companion.
00:04:15.680 Okay.
00:04:16.680 So, and then, are you seeing anyone else too, or is it just him?
00:04:19.680 Not like that.
00:04:20.680 No.
00:04:21.680 I'm still texting back people, but not necessarily like that.
00:04:25.680 It's like, I'm trying to cut them off.
00:04:26.680 Okay.
00:04:27.680 Are you, would you go on a date?
00:04:28.680 Like, let's say this young, fine young man right here.
00:04:31.680 So, let's go on a date after the show.
00:04:33.680 Are you going?
00:04:34.680 No, because for the most part, I usually work.
00:04:36.680 And if I'm not working, I'd rather go be with him.
00:04:38.680 Okay.
00:04:39.680 Okay.
00:04:40.680 So, but any, Brad Pitt comes up to you.
00:04:43.680 I'm going on a date.
00:04:44.680 Oh, well, Pearl, you just spiced it up.
00:04:46.680 You said Brad Pitt.
00:04:47.680 Well, I mean.
00:04:48.680 I just want to know how loyal you are.
00:04:50.680 I'm trying to figure out how loyal Miami chicks are to a guy that they're talking about.
00:04:54.680 Listen, I just.
00:04:55.680 Yeah, but.
00:04:56.680 She's thinking about going on.
00:04:57.680 In my head.
00:04:58.680 I just got here.
00:04:59.680 So, it's like.
00:05:00.680 I just got here since like.
00:05:01.680 I mean, I'm not saying you should be.
00:05:03.680 I'm just asking.
00:05:04.680 Yeah.
00:05:05.680 Hmm.
00:05:06.680 So, you're kind of open.
00:05:08.680 She said Brad Pitt.
00:05:09.680 I mean, you're saying Brad Pitt, but it's like, I would just want a page or maybe a small
00:05:14.680 conversation in the back.
00:05:15.680 Yeah.
00:05:16.680 Okay.
00:05:17.680 Here's a good question for her though.
00:05:18.680 If a guy came along that was willing to pay for your date or take you out, like he was
00:05:22.680 a rich guy.
00:05:23.680 And he just said, look, come out.
00:05:24.680 I'll pay you to come out with me.
00:05:25.680 Are you going to entertain him?
00:05:26.680 No, I'd rather just go with my mans.
00:05:28.680 I mean, this is in a nice area.
00:05:29.680 That's common in Miami where guys just.
00:05:31.680 But that's true.
00:05:32.680 That's true.
00:05:33.680 That is true.
00:05:34.680 Yes.
00:05:35.680 If you've been paid to hang out with a guy, raise your hand.
00:05:38.680 Okay.
00:05:39.680 So, wow.
00:05:40.680 Wow.
00:05:41.680 See, this is the.
00:05:42.680 All right.
00:05:43.680 So, what happened?
00:05:44.680 What did he pay you for?
00:05:45.680 To go on a date with him.
00:05:46.680 Okay.
00:05:47.680 Was it like an ask?
00:05:48.680 Did you have to put out or was it just a date?
00:05:49.680 No, no, no, no.
00:05:50.680 Not at all.
00:05:51.680 It was actually somebody that my friend introduced me to.
00:05:53.680 And then he wrote to me on Instagram and he asked me out and I was like, I'm busy.
00:05:56.680 Always Instagram.
00:05:57.680 I have to work.
00:05:58.680 And he was like, oh, I'll pay you if you miss work.
00:06:00.680 I'll pay you the money that you made at work.
00:06:02.680 So, I was like, okay.
00:06:03.680 Very calm.
00:06:04.680 And then he gave me a little extra.
00:06:05.680 So, yeah.
00:06:06.680 That's just nice though.
00:06:07.680 That's being nice.
00:06:08.680 Yeah.
00:06:09.680 Wait, you said that happened to you too?
00:06:10.680 You need to.
00:06:11.680 Yeah.
00:06:12.680 That's like common courtesy though, right?
00:06:13.680 Like if I'm a miss worker.
00:06:14.680 Yo.
00:06:15.680 I have to do my second podcast.
00:06:17.680 I'm still getting.
00:06:18.680 That's what happens.
00:06:19.680 But, um.
00:06:20.680 Liquid confidence.
00:06:21.680 Yeah.
00:06:22.680 They asked us, like a few of us to go to Eleven and they just gave us some money.
00:06:25.680 Eleven's a strip club.
00:06:26.680 So, oh, how much, how much money did you get?
00:06:28.680 I got 500.
00:06:29.680 500?
00:06:30.680 Two.
00:06:31.680 I got 200.
00:06:32.680 Wow.
00:06:33.680 They just gave it to us.
00:06:34.680 You didn't have to sleep with him?
00:06:35.680 No.
00:06:36.680 I mean like a hand job?
00:06:37.680 No.
00:06:38.680 Nothing?
00:06:39.680 No.
00:06:40.680 I'm not going to lie though.
00:06:41.680 After that day, he was throwing hints.
00:06:42.680 Like, you owe me a little something and then I had to block him.
00:06:43.680 Well, he wanted to just dress it up and be like, I got you girl.
00:06:46.680 Do you have their number just for?
00:06:48.680 No, he's on my block list.
00:06:49.680 He's been there for a while, but I got you girl.
00:06:51.680 I'll throw it over.
00:06:52.680 Yeah.
00:06:53.680 I'm just kidding.
00:06:54.680 The guy I went with was just on a power trip.
00:06:57.680 Like he was just like, oh, here.
00:06:58.680 I got money.
00:06:59.680 Yeah.
00:07:00.680 It's never happened to you.
00:07:01.680 Okay.
00:07:02.680 How is dating different in Australia to here?
00:07:03.680 Oh, that's interesting.
00:07:04.680 I don't know.
00:07:05.680 I don't know.
00:07:06.680 I have been someone who's a very long-term relationship person.
00:07:07.680 So I've been in like four serious relationships pretty much my whole life.
00:07:09.680 And I've never someone who like dated a bunch of people in between.
00:07:11.680 It was more so.
00:07:12.680 I've never been on the apps.
00:07:13.680 I've never been about any of that life.
00:07:14.680 It's more so just organic and people who I meet through like my day-to-day life.
00:07:19.680 Yeah.
00:07:20.680 Beautiful.
00:07:21.680 Yeah.
00:07:22.680 So how does that, so how does the process work to get this, the boyfriend?
00:07:24.680 Oh, wait.
00:07:25.680 So first, actually first question.
00:07:26.680 Was this in Miami?
00:07:27.680 Which part?
00:07:28.680 The long-term relationship.
00:07:29.680 Oh, one of them.
00:07:30.680 Yeah.
00:07:31.680 One of them.
00:07:32.680 Yeah.
00:07:33.680 Uh-huh.
00:07:34.680 I moved here in a relationship.
00:07:35.680 Yeah.
00:07:36.680 No, but when, like once you got here?
00:07:37.680 Did you find a boyfriend?
00:07:38.680 I was already in a relationship.
00:07:39.680 So we were already dating for like nearly two years.
00:07:41.680 Okay.
00:07:42.680 And then we moved here and we were dating for like another year and a half.
00:07:57.680 Sorry.
00:07:58.680 I'd been single for about the last six months.
00:07:59.680 Okay.
00:08:00.680 six months. Okay. So impossible to find boyfriend. I don't know how to date here at all. Okay. So
00:08:10.440 before you got here, what was the process? You would meet a friend and then you'd go on a date.
00:08:14.860 How would it work? Yeah, pretty much. It's just people either organically through like a work
00:08:18.680 environment, a mutual friend environment, like back in Australia, like a church environment,
00:08:24.080 whatever it may be. Okay. And then like, what would you, how long would you talk to them before
00:08:30.260 boyfriend or would it just go straight? Would they say be my girlfriend? Yeah. No, usually a couple
00:08:35.820 of months, I would say. Okay. Yeah. So three months, six months. Two months. No, yeah. Two to three months,
00:08:42.400 something like that, I would say. And at three months you would leave, assuming. Yeah. I mean,
00:08:47.940 again, I was never really like going on dates. I don't think I've ever really been courted. You
00:08:52.480 know how women talk about being courted, wine and dine. It was never like that. It was always just
00:08:56.560 something that was more organic that you'd hang out. Yeah, exactly. And then evolved
00:09:01.180 into something more over time. Yeah. I've honestly never been romanticized. Like the
00:09:06.020 way girls talk about guys who drew up cash, take them out on these fence. Like I've never
00:09:10.440 had that my whole life. But would you like to have it? You should have. I mean, maybe, but
00:09:14.380 it seems like it comes with more problems than it's worth sometimes based on what I've heard
00:09:18.420 a lot of these chocolate chips. I don't know. Maybe.