JustPearlyThings - November 08, 2023


N3on Shuts Down OF Model


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

176.10464

Word Count

1,472

Sentence Count

110

Misogynist Sentences

63

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

In this episode, I talk about Only Fans and how they are idiots. I also talk about Mia Khalifa and why she should never have kids and why I think it's a bad idea. I also give my opinion on if Mia should have kids.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 As you guys know, we've had Sneeko on the show and Sneeko streams with this guy named Neon.
00:00:05.240 Neon, I'm not overly familiar with his content, but I saw him doing a stream with the Tates.
00:00:11.200 I saw him, I guess, screaming at Andrew on something and then he got like beat up.
00:00:19.480 This is what I know about him.
00:00:20.900 Okay, now him and Sneeko are hanging out and Neon triggers an OnlyFans woman by basically telling her the truth about her future.
00:00:33.800 Let's pull it up.
00:00:35.620 I swear to God, blonde, girls have fucking peanut brains.
00:00:38.580 It's like, you don't even have something to be.
00:00:39.760 Is there anything to do?
00:00:41.360 I was in high school and I got into a top-ranking academic-graded school.
00:00:45.780 And now you post your tits on OnlyFans.
00:00:47.480 Yo!
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00:00:53.080 I'm gonna go to college!
00:00:54.080 Yo!
00:00:55.080 And you threw it all the way to post your tits.
00:00:56.080 Oh, because I was in college.
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00:01:04.080 I turned into a king right now.
00:01:05.080 Yo!
00:01:06.080 Oh my god!
00:01:07.080 Oh my god!
00:01:08.080 Shhh!
00:01:09.080 Sneeko, shut the fuck up!
00:01:10.080 I'm gonna apologize and fix it, okay?
00:01:11.080 What are you saying?
00:01:12.080 What are you saying?
00:01:13.080 I'm not smart.
00:01:13.580 And I know a lot of my followers think I'm not, but they don't know like actually how I was in school.
00:01:17.820 I mean, I don't care who you are, how nice of a person you are, Sam's a good person, but all you guys are only fans of demonic whores.
00:01:22.680 It's just...
00:01:23.320 But this is why I say some of the most idiotic people that I have met have gone to the best universities, the most prestigious schools.
00:01:40.420 It doesn't matter how you do in school.
00:01:42.740 Half the time, school's just leading you down the path of being an idiot.
00:01:46.380 I mean, do you guys really think that most people go to college and are more well-rounded, better people?
00:01:55.720 I can certainly say I didn't learn much from college.
00:01:58.680 I mean, I just don't...
00:01:59.900 I don't think college is what it used to be.
00:02:01.860 It used to be based on merit, and now it's a system that panders to women to think they're more important and special than they are.
00:02:08.760 The whole school system is based off around women.
00:02:11.780 And now you have this blonde chick on OnlyFans thinking she's God's gift to the earth.
00:02:16.380 You know, the truth of the matter is, you either have skills or you don't have skills.
00:02:21.520 And most OnlyFans models' only skill is taking off their clothes and talking to a camera.
00:02:27.060 And unfortunately, it's unfortunate because she's like a pretty young girl, and she's made a decision that's going to impact her until she's 90.
00:02:36.160 I mean, what are her relationship prospects going to be in 10, 20 years?
00:02:40.600 Now there are probably going to be women.
00:02:42.540 I know they always bring the exception.
00:02:44.360 There's going to be women that pull it off, right?
00:02:46.220 There are going to be women that end up getting married and having kids.
00:02:49.820 But these OnlyFans chicks are so damaged that it doesn't even matter.
00:02:53.740 Look at, like, the older celebrities of times past, like Britney Spears.
00:02:58.700 Does it matter that Britney Spears got remarried?
00:03:01.180 I mean, she's so freaking nuts that she's going to be crazy for a lifetime.
00:03:06.200 Same thing with J-Lo.
00:03:07.400 You know, she's been married how many times?
00:03:09.120 I doubt this one's going to work.
00:03:11.060 Because the thing is, when you get that extreme level of attention, a lot of times it damages you.
00:03:16.260 So it doesn't really matter if she finds some simp to pick up the pieces.
00:03:19.900 She's going to be too damaged to really have an outcome that most people would aspire to, you know?
00:03:26.240 And it's funny because a lot of people think I really don't like sex work.
00:03:30.260 But they think I shit on the women that are single and childless and don't want to have kids.
00:03:35.140 I actually think there's a whole group of women that should never have children.
00:03:38.380 Yes, yes, this is a controversial Pearl opinion.
00:03:42.560 There is an entire group of women that is so narcissistic that I would go as far to say it would be selfish for them to have children.
00:03:50.460 I would go that far, okay?
00:03:53.160 Because they would be terrible wives and terrible mothers.
00:03:55.820 And if they did either of those things, it's like Mia Khalifa getting married.
00:04:00.660 I mean, that was a selfish decision on her part.
00:04:02.820 If Mia Khalifa ever had a kid, oh my gosh.
00:04:05.920 And my thing is, do what you're going to do.
00:04:08.020 You know, Mia Khalifa, let's say.
00:04:09.740 I hope that woman never has a child.
00:04:11.520 I swear, I would pray.
00:04:13.000 I would pray to God that woman does not have children.
00:04:15.960 You know, something that I talk about a lot is the fake wives.
00:04:21.160 And I want to start talking about archetypes of fake wives.
00:04:25.560 Because a lot of times women come in and say, I am the authority on marriage.
00:04:30.440 I have been married 10, I mean, I'm not going to say names, but I've been married 10, 20, 30, 40 years.
00:04:38.460 Now, the 40-year marriages tend to be a bit more legit.
00:04:41.800 But let's look at the 10, 20, 25-year marriages.
00:04:46.820 Okay, let's look at those.
00:04:48.360 And what I call these are really the wives in sheep's clothing.
00:04:54.480 These women don't believe in being a wife.
00:04:56.920 They're not submissive like a wife is supposed to be.
00:05:00.100 And they've typically lived a very feminist lifestyle but claim trad.
00:05:04.860 Even though it's very clear to the outside world that they are not.
00:05:08.100 So, I have a couple archetypes that I'm kind of working on.
00:05:11.680 And if you guys have any additions, please put them in the comments.
00:05:16.760 But I thought of the controlling wife.
00:05:19.600 So, this is a woman that's married and feels like her husband needs to ask her permission and her guidance on everything.
00:05:26.520 You see this a lot in the Christian church, what I call the controlling wife.
00:05:32.320 A lot of times, these women will weaponize the Bible against their husband to get them to do exactly what they want.
00:05:39.420 Next, I call the nagging wife.
00:05:42.120 Now, the nagging wife is the wife.
00:05:44.300 And sometimes, women have archetypes of more than one.
00:05:47.620 The nagging wife is the woman whose husband can never do anything right.
00:05:53.420 She will nag on him for a lifetime.
00:05:55.480 It doesn't matter if he's a world-renowned superstar, if he's a top 1% guy.
00:06:01.060 Nothing he does is ever good enough.
00:06:03.660 And you can identify this wife by seeing a woman that disrespects her guy in public, kind of belittles him.
00:06:12.360 I was trying to think of how I could describe the Jada Pinkett Smith wives.
00:06:17.200 Now, these wives typically have hyphenated last names.
00:06:22.420 They don't want to completely submit to the authority of the man that they're with.
00:06:27.280 And I almost, I was thinking the leftover wives, where they're really, there was a different guy they wanted to be this.
00:06:35.060 And they feel like they settled for their husband.
00:06:37.760 Now, I'm open to suggestions.
00:06:39.520 Maybe next show, you guys put it in the comments.
00:06:42.400 We'll together come up with a name.
00:06:43.820 But these wives, typically, kind of get into some weird shit later.
00:06:51.240 They're very attention addicted.
00:06:53.100 They tend to be failed actresses.
00:06:56.300 I see kind of Steph Curry's wife as the same sort of archetype.
00:07:01.400 And, you know, they get older and they just start engaging in some weird shit.
00:07:06.240 But, you know, with Jada, it was like the open relationship.
00:07:10.920 But you start to see these women where maybe when they were younger, they had a higher sexual market value than their husbands.
00:07:18.180 And when the attention is starting to go, they just start to go nuts.
00:07:21.900 They start to go crazy, insane.
00:07:24.700 The telltale sign of these wives is their husbands typically put them on a pedestal.
00:07:30.280 So, I see Steve Harvey's wife, Marjorie, kind of the same way.
00:07:35.980 Their wives are so amazing and awesome.
00:07:38.520 They're so lucky to be with their wives.
00:07:40.440 Guys, that's out of order.
00:07:41.980 As a woman, you are lucky to be with your husband.
00:07:45.360 That is the natural order of things.
00:07:47.620 It doesn't work the other way around.
00:07:50.280 So, typically, these wives have an enabling husband who lets them think they're more important than special than they are.
00:07:56.840 They typically have an ex-boyfriend that they liked better than their husband or an ex-husband.
00:08:03.280 You know, typically, he might have been a drug dealer or some sort of bad boy.
00:08:07.480 Okay.
00:08:08.080 And, typically, they do not give their husbands the respect and authority that they deserve in their own household.
00:08:17.640 And they constantly disrespect their husbands in public.