JustPearlyThings - October 20, 2023


Pearl BREAKS DOWN Will Smith’s CUCKHOLDERY


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

189.97052

Word Count

1,461

Sentence Count

185

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

In this episode, Adam and Nat are joined by their good friend Pearl to discuss Will Smith's recent comments about his wife, Lady Gaga, and more. They also discuss whether or not they think it's time for a divorce.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Any man that's been disrespected like this, emasculated like this,
00:00:03.980 has to look in the mirror and be like, I'm freaking Will Smith.
00:00:08.460 Maybe it's just cheap.
00:00:09.280 Go listen to some Andrew Tate or Leonardo DiCaprio speeches and figure it out.
00:00:13.320 Why do you think he hasn't done it yet, Pearl?
00:00:15.020 You're an expert.
00:00:16.080 You know.
00:00:16.500 Maybe it's just cheaper to keep her at this point.
00:00:20.420 That is a thing.
00:00:21.840 You know what I mean?
00:00:22.780 It's like, what's on the other side of this?
00:00:24.360 Don't they live separate already?
00:00:26.360 I have no idea.
00:00:26.980 Yeah, I know.
00:00:28.420 I think they said they're trying to get back together.
00:00:30.500 I don't know why you would do that.
00:00:31.880 But I think at this point, he's just tired.
00:00:35.400 Yeah.
00:00:36.520 Just tired of dealing with it and just willing to just roll over and just play dead, basically.
00:00:41.940 Yeah, well, and a lot of guys have been taught that their job is to make women happy.
00:00:47.080 And the truth is, women were never happy.
00:00:49.580 I mean, they've given us all of these rights, and we still find something to whine about.
00:00:53.780 It's interesting that you said to be happy because, you know, Will Smith famously has
00:00:58.580 said, it's like, it is not my job to make you happy.
00:01:01.380 You have to make yourself happy, and when you figure it out, you can come back to me.
00:01:05.640 And I don't know what she's dealing with right now, but it's very interesting.
00:01:09.660 This whole Will Smith thing, after all the embarrassment.
00:01:12.420 I'll give him a divorce.
00:01:14.120 It's almost like, what's the thing where you fall in love with your captor?
00:01:19.400 What's that called?
00:01:20.380 What's the syndrome?
00:01:21.560 Stockholm syndrome.
00:01:22.180 Stockholm syndrome?
00:01:23.700 Sort of something like that going on here.
00:01:26.520 She's got some sort of spell on him.
00:01:29.040 Must be.
00:01:30.080 I don't know.
00:01:30.860 No man will put up with that much shame and ridicule and embarrassment and be like, that's
00:01:37.280 my wife, dog.
00:01:38.200 I don't get it.
00:01:38.980 That's fine.
00:01:39.500 I don't get it.
00:01:39.960 And it can't be the money.
00:01:40.820 Because even if you have, what's his net worth?
00:01:43.580 Hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:01:45.460 I assume he had a prenup.
00:01:46.420 Even if not, here's $100 million for you.
00:01:49.280 I'll keep $100 million.
00:01:50.380 Dude, it's Will Smith.
00:01:51.040 There's something there.
00:01:53.000 She's got some secret.
00:01:54.720 Something on him.
00:01:55.280 Some secret.
00:01:56.540 Anyway.
00:01:57.320 Let's pause for a second.
00:01:59.700 Nat has some super chats.
00:02:01.240 We have a few more questions with our friend Pearl.
00:02:03.600 We're having some fun.
00:02:04.820 We're agreeing.
00:02:05.400 We're disagreeing.
00:02:06.440 But it's all respectful.
00:02:07.640 It's all love.
00:02:09.040 Then we'll get some more questions with Pearl.
00:02:10.720 Then she's going to flip it on me for the last part of the show.
00:02:13.800 Nat, I know you're practicing your reading skills.
00:02:16.640 Hooked on Phonics worked for Nat.
00:02:18.280 Go ahead.
00:02:18.960 Read them out.
00:02:19.700 And let's see what this chat's having to say.
00:02:21.360 Awesome.
00:02:21.780 And then Malik, you can help me read the poll answers, if you want.
00:02:26.780 Okay, cool.
00:02:27.460 Well, shout out to you guys.
00:02:28.580 Thanks for the super chats.
00:02:29.700 We've got a few of them.
00:02:30.840 First one is B and Cheeks.
00:02:32.780 Thank you for the super chat.
00:02:34.120 Is he in your chat?
00:02:35.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.340 I know he's in your chat.
00:02:36.320 He said, Pearl's for sure annoying and avoids real debates, but respect her annoyance because
00:02:42.180 she speaks for the weak men, and in return, she catches women's attention.
00:02:45.900 I hope she gathers a good female following to make her a real change in society.
00:02:49.960 Thanks, B and Cheeks.
00:02:51.680 That was a good one.
00:02:53.020 Thanks, Mr. Cheeks.
00:02:54.020 Then we have a few other.
00:02:57.420 Okay, we have Uncle Luke.
00:02:59.060 He said, sorry, Adam.
00:03:00.080 I got to give you an L on your take about the truck drivers.
00:03:02.920 I'm not a truck driver specifically.
00:03:05.180 It's all about the blue-collar men who keep the U.S. going.
00:03:07.980 That gets no respect, Uncle Luke.
00:03:11.080 Then we have a few smaller chats.
00:03:14.100 They're a dollar when we go through them?
00:03:15.520 Nope.
00:03:15.620 I don't think so.
00:03:16.740 Okay, well, thank you guys for the super chats.
00:03:18.380 We're going to be going through, like, the $10 and up one, so give us some good chats.
00:03:21.220 Give us some good questions.
00:03:22.420 We've got Pearl in the house, so I think it's a great time to connect.
00:03:25.800 Pearl, let's do some rapid fire, because I want to save some time for you to ask me some
00:03:30.520 questions at the end, because I know that's what we wanted to do.
00:03:33.440 So, marriage.
00:03:35.440 Marriage.
00:03:36.040 So, you know, you've had some hot takes on marriage.
00:03:38.000 I don't need her to go over everything you said, but marriage isn't marriage anymore.
00:03:42.460 We've talked about the level of wives not honoring their husband, and you've obviously
00:03:46.120 warned all the men's at risk of marriage.
00:03:47.320 But I want you to dream with me for a second, Pearl.
00:03:51.040 Dream.
00:03:51.620 Close your eyes.
00:03:52.520 Dream with me.
00:03:53.440 You want to get married one day, I assume, right?
00:03:56.800 So, paint your perfect life, right?
00:03:59.720 Your ideal husband.
00:04:01.440 What does he look like?
00:04:02.460 What does he act like?
00:04:03.360 What does he sound like?
00:04:05.380 Dream.
00:04:06.760 Dream this dream with me, and give us that ideal lifestyle.
00:04:12.060 So, it's going to be such a corny answer.
00:04:17.840 I want to marry someone like my dad.
00:04:19.820 That's, like, usually what I'd say.
00:04:21.720 Describe your dad.
00:04:22.560 My dad, he's a really hard worker, and very, like, logical, because, I don't know, my life
00:04:28.240 can get, obviously, kind of crazy.
00:04:29.960 So, I always like, it's just such a nice, I don't know, it's such a nice feeling when
00:04:35.860 you have someone you can go to for, like, guidance.
00:04:38.020 Um, you know, I'm tall, so I'd, like, ideally tall.
00:04:42.960 All right, how about this?
00:04:44.500 What's the minimum height?
00:04:45.940 Uh, like, 5'10".
00:04:47.400 Minimum?
00:04:48.380 Yeah.
00:04:48.820 Okay.
00:04:49.400 Well, you're six foot.
00:04:50.480 Six foot, yeah.
00:04:51.180 Okay, so you'd go shorter.
00:04:53.360 Yeah, well, I mean, ideally, like, taller, ideally, but, you know.
00:04:57.640 Okay.
00:04:58.220 How about this?
00:04:59.320 Ready?
00:04:59.880 Yeah.
00:05:00.400 I played this with multiple girls.
00:05:02.680 Let's play the game with Pearl.
00:05:03.760 Oh, wait, Catholic.
00:05:05.080 Okay.
00:05:05.480 Yeah, Catholic.
00:05:06.080 So, Catholic, priority.
00:05:08.820 Um, Catholic.
00:05:11.320 Put these in order.
00:05:12.620 It's sort of, um, juvenile, but I think it'll help describe what you want.
00:05:16.640 You know, a whole of the 6-6-6-6 game, you played this before?
00:05:19.840 Six figures, six pack, six foot, six inches.
00:05:24.340 Put those in hierarchical order of importance.
00:05:27.920 Six foot, six inches, six figures, six pack.
00:05:32.580 Um, I guess the, I've always wanted, I've always wanted athletic kids.
00:05:43.180 Probably the height of the 6-foot.
00:05:45.560 Okay.
00:05:45.900 And then the.
00:05:46.280 You just said 5'10".
00:05:47.140 Well, you, well, I was going off of, you said the 6's.
00:05:50.020 Got it, got it.
00:05:50.740 Okay, 6 foot, got it.
00:05:52.820 Um, then I guess the money next, maybe.
00:05:56.080 Okay, six figures.
00:05:56.860 What was the other one?
00:05:57.540 You said the 6.
00:05:58.580 Six pack, six inches.
00:06:00.560 The six pack, I would say.
00:06:02.720 Six pack, and then what's last?
00:06:04.940 The, I mean, those are the four options, right?
00:06:07.320 Yeah, so last is six inches?
00:06:08.940 That's the only one last.
00:06:09.820 So, you're okay with the short, short man?
00:06:11.560 You know, the song, we don't want a short, short man.
00:06:13.960 Oh, gosh, this is so uncomfortable.
00:06:16.080 I mean, this is your husband, girl.
00:06:18.800 Um, I mean, I just, I don't think that's the most important thing.
00:06:22.660 Okay, boom.
00:06:23.180 Most, most girls say, ready?
00:06:25.860 Six figures and 6 foot first.
00:06:28.340 Okay.
00:06:28.820 Then they say the 6 inches thing.
00:06:30.920 And last is the six pack, you know, Nat said she wants a wealth belly.
00:06:35.580 So, here's what I got.
00:06:36.580 Here's your ideal husband.
00:06:37.360 Does he want to have a beard or no beard?
00:06:39.480 No beard.
00:06:40.180 No beard.
00:06:40.880 Yeah.
00:06:41.240 Clean shaven.
00:06:41.940 So, we want a clean shaven, Catholic, ideally.
00:06:45.460 A six foot man who makes good money with decent shape.
00:06:50.620 Not, not, not that important.
00:06:52.660 But, you know, he doesn't have to be long dong silver or anything like that.
00:06:57.500 He just needs to be traditional, devout, Catholic man.
00:07:01.460 Fair to say?
00:07:02.300 Yeah, sure.
00:07:03.060 Yeah.
00:07:03.240 All right.
00:07:03.560 Do you have like a type?
00:07:04.640 Like, do you have a type?
00:07:05.400 Yeah, what's your type?
00:07:05.580 Or are you kind of like, whatever?
00:07:07.640 Black guys, white guys, Latinos, you're in Miami, you're doing some salsa dancing.
00:07:12.260 What's your type, girl?
00:07:13.500 What are you into?
00:07:14.340 Great, great question.
00:07:16.060 Um, I like light eyes.
00:07:20.120 Okay.
00:07:20.540 So, I like, I like light eyes, nice smiles, I would say.
00:07:23.700 Okay.
00:07:23.720 Good teeth?
00:07:24.140 Yeah, good teeth.
00:07:24.960 Okay.
00:07:25.860 Do you like somebody like, you know, like, what's your type?
00:07:28.120 I'll either, I'll either date guys that are like funny or they're like really good, like,
00:07:33.900 they're kind of like the quiet, like good listeners, I would say.
00:07:36.920 Those are the two.
00:07:37.700 I got you, girl.
00:07:38.540 I got you.
00:07:39.100 I know your type.
00:07:40.000 Okay.
00:07:40.420 Fair enough.
00:07:40.880 Yeah.
00:07:40.940 Okay.
00:07:41.200 Fair enough.