JustPearlyThings - August 26, 2023


Pearl Comes Up With The Most Based Idea


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

204.47726

Word Count

1,772

Sentence Count

241

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What do you think is, like, the worst ways that women try to control men?
00:00:09.460 Vagina.
00:00:10.300 Oh, yeah.
00:00:11.520 That's the main thing.
00:00:13.900 I don't think that's enough.
00:00:14.800 That's always been the main thing.
00:00:15.700 You say the worst way.
00:00:16.840 Yeah, like, how do you...
00:00:18.060 Through the children.
00:00:18.720 That's the worst thing a woman can do, is try to control a man through the children.
00:00:22.580 That's one of the lowest, lowest things.
00:00:24.680 Have you seen that before?
00:00:27.080 She's done it.
00:00:28.040 No, never.
00:00:28.720 Ever, ever, ever, never.
00:00:30.000 Never, never, never, never.
00:00:31.640 I completely disagree with any woman who tries to jeopardise any relationship a child has with their other parent.
00:00:38.920 It's evil.
00:00:39.780 It is evil.
00:00:40.460 And a child needs that parent.
00:00:41.860 I think they should face jail time.
00:00:44.680 Yeah, I think it's disgusting.
00:00:45.860 With women that do that.
00:00:47.460 And I have seen it.
00:00:48.300 I mean, I've seen it on TV and I've seen it around.
00:00:51.380 But I think that's one of the lowest things a woman could do.
00:00:56.260 I thought the worst way that you can actually, like...
00:01:00.000 I feel like abuse is, like, the worst way.
00:01:04.420 Especially, like, emotional abuse or, like, in other cases, like, I don't know.
00:01:08.780 That's the worst abuse that any man could feel, not being able to have access to their children.
00:01:12.360 I want to change my answer.
00:01:14.820 I think women can emotionally abuse men, but men can't emotionally abuse women.
00:01:18.920 And I feel like women are better at emotionally abusing men, like, when we get the time to do it.
00:01:23.460 Yeah.
00:01:23.740 I do.
00:01:24.400 Yeah.
00:01:25.580 What do you think?
00:01:27.160 I think you can emotionally abuse women.
00:01:29.560 Yeah.
00:01:30.040 I don't think so.
00:01:31.240 No?
00:01:32.520 You could be right.
00:01:33.320 Tell me why I'm wrong.
00:01:34.180 I just...
00:01:34.680 You can just...
00:01:35.360 Yeah.
00:01:35.640 You can say things.
00:01:37.340 Like what?
00:01:37.940 That chips away at...
00:01:39.380 You know, you're fat.
00:01:40.580 As a joke.
00:01:41.220 Is she fat?
00:01:41.960 She's banal.
00:01:42.940 No, she's kind of fat, but it's said it's a joke.
00:01:44.760 Okay.
00:01:45.100 Well, then, now you're just truth-telling.
00:01:46.900 And then after a while, it's just...
00:01:48.820 Do you know what I mean?
00:01:49.800 But that's what...
00:01:50.720 You're just truth-telling.
00:01:51.620 It goes back to what you said, though.
00:01:53.540 Because you said...
00:01:54.660 You said before that, you know, women can't accept the truth.
00:02:00.720 Yeah.
00:02:01.200 So it's like, you tell them in a jokey way, and it's the truth.
00:02:05.120 And it's like, fix it.
00:02:05.960 But then they, like, they go...
00:02:08.020 It's horrible, so I can't accept it.
00:02:10.560 It's a joke as well.
00:02:11.680 It's crazy.
00:02:12.100 Oh, that's even more painful.
00:02:12.880 Well, it almost...
00:02:13.720 Remember, you said we have to just take it.
00:02:15.140 Whatever the man says, we just have to take it, and just take it on the chin, and just...
00:02:18.060 Well, I think that's...
00:02:19.140 I think...
00:02:19.580 I'm not even saying...
00:02:20.000 Or give it back.
00:02:20.960 Do you know what I mean?
00:02:21.440 And then we all grow together.
00:02:22.780 Do you know what I mean?
00:02:23.800 You know?
00:02:24.360 And I'm not even saying, like, anyone's going to do it perfectly.
00:02:28.400 But I think the ideal is just to listen.
00:02:31.080 Right?
00:02:31.480 You know?
00:02:32.180 Communication, yeah.
00:02:33.260 No, no.
00:02:33.860 I think more communication is...
00:02:36.800 Like, think about this.
00:02:38.440 Has a woman ever, like, communicated with you?
00:02:41.340 And, like, then...
00:02:42.440 She's like, oh, I'm happy now.
00:02:43.680 I solved the problem.
00:02:44.900 There's the but.
00:02:45.640 She's never going to be happy.
00:02:48.040 There's always another problem.
00:02:49.300 There's always another problem.
00:02:50.620 There's always another problem.
00:02:52.880 Yeah.
00:02:53.340 So, I actually think we should communicate less.
00:02:56.300 I think communication is not the key.
00:02:58.960 Yeah.
00:02:59.120 Women love communication.
00:03:00.600 No, because we just...
00:03:01.960 Guys, guys, if I'm left, like, any chick, if we're just left, like, like, if the guy lets
00:03:07.600 us communicate as much as we want to, we're just never going to shut the fuck up.
00:03:12.860 Like, we're just going to...
00:03:13.960 It's true.
00:03:14.460 It's true.
00:03:14.680 No, I don't...
00:03:15.600 No, I don't think so.
00:03:17.040 I feel like communication, to an extent, would make sense.
00:03:20.460 But I feel like if you don't communicate as much to your partner, you're never going
00:03:24.780 to really know your partner.
00:03:25.760 It's just going to be, like, two people who are going to be mute in the house.
00:03:28.440 You know what's crazy?
00:03:29.380 Have you ever asked a woman how their day was?
00:03:32.120 And it just goes on.
00:03:34.080 And on.
00:03:35.060 Men hate that.
00:03:36.260 I'm not a woman like that, bro.
00:03:37.340 We're just...
00:03:38.060 It's the polite thing to do, but it just goes on.
00:03:41.340 Yeah.
00:03:41.600 And on.
00:03:42.020 It's crazy.
00:03:42.660 And what if you don't ask, Kat?
00:03:43.280 With really nothing situations as well.
00:03:45.060 Nothing happens.
00:03:45.780 But if you stop listening, it's all fucked.
00:03:48.620 It's all just...
00:03:49.460 It's fucked up.
00:03:50.100 If you don't ask, though, how her day was, then you're not going to win either.
00:03:53.360 Do you know what?
00:03:53.940 Why haven't you asked about her day?
00:03:55.860 Like Pearl said, maybe less communication, more understanding.
00:03:58.940 More understanding.
00:04:00.220 Okay.
00:04:00.520 Imagine.
00:04:01.400 Okay.
00:04:01.760 I have this thought.
00:04:02.760 All right.
00:04:02.920 I want you guys to hear it.
00:04:04.000 I want you to...
00:04:04.860 All right.
00:04:05.060 I think the world would be a better place.
00:04:07.300 Okay.
00:04:08.020 Imagine.
00:04:08.700 Women got, like, a talking stick.
00:04:12.240 Okay.
00:04:12.580 And you get, like, two hours of talking a day or three.
00:04:15.300 Whatever.
00:04:15.760 Like, we can negotiate what it is.
00:04:17.740 And the guy granted you how much you got to talk based on your behavior for that day.
00:04:23.460 So it's like, if you had sex with him in the morning, you get 30 minutes, you know.
00:04:27.800 Then it's like, okay.
00:04:29.260 So you get...
00:04:29.840 Then it's like, okay, you cooked him lunch or dinner.
00:04:32.720 Okay.
00:04:33.100 Now you get another hour.
00:04:34.300 You see, like, we just keep adding on.
00:04:36.960 What do you...
00:04:37.380 Do you guys think the world would be a better place if we had that?
00:04:39.920 No, I feel like men will abuse the stick.
00:04:43.260 They'll be like, because of your tightness, you only get 15 minutes to talk today.
00:04:47.340 Like, I feel like men will abuse that.
00:04:49.520 No, because they're going to want, like...
00:04:51.840 So they're going to abuse it, like...
00:04:53.920 Yeah, they're going to...
00:04:54.580 The more sex I get, the more you can talk.
00:04:56.340 Well...
00:04:56.780 Literally.
00:04:59.100 I think their true feelings would come out, no?
00:05:01.700 So if they don't want to speak to you, you'd find out very quickly.
00:05:04.600 Maybe.
00:05:06.380 Yeah.
00:05:07.040 Yeah?
00:05:07.400 But they're going to want sexual favors, right?
00:05:09.380 But then what if...
00:05:09.960 But then what if you got your hair done and you're like, oh, babe, am I okay to use, like,
00:05:15.300 the stick to just tell you, like, I just want to ask your opinion on my hair?
00:05:19.980 Maybe you can have, like, 15 minutes, like, off the bat.
00:05:22.900 Yeah, just, like...
00:05:23.320 Like, that'll be nice, you know?
00:05:24.040 Just, like, a little venting session about how your hair is and then...
00:05:27.120 No, maybe 10 minutes for the day so you don't talk too much.
00:05:30.180 No venting session.
00:05:31.820 Two minutes, man.
00:05:33.100 Two minutes.
00:05:33.600 Two minutes.
00:05:34.280 You've got to be quick with it.
00:05:35.640 I heard a guy say that he felt like he could have a great relationship with a woman that
00:05:41.260 didn't speak his language.
00:05:42.960 Wow.
00:05:43.980 And that really changed my view.
00:05:45.940 I was like, wow, men really don't like talking to us that much.
00:05:50.020 The thing is, women talk about communication so much, but what I've come to realize is
00:05:55.220 it's not actually communication.
00:05:57.080 Women just want to talk.
00:05:58.420 Yeah.
00:05:58.660 So what it is, is I think the stick will work so well because what will happen is women
00:06:03.060 will start learning how to actually communicate.
00:06:05.520 You've been thinking about the stick.
00:06:07.660 I feel like you've been thinking about the stick.
00:06:09.880 I've pitched this before.
00:06:11.760 Oh, so he's been thinking about the stick.
00:06:13.820 I mean, if you've only got 15 minutes, you're going to get out the important stuff in 15.
00:06:17.480 I think women are better talkers, but men are better communicators.
00:06:24.700 Yeah.
00:06:25.000 They just get straight to the point.
00:06:26.180 They just get straight to the point.
00:06:28.020 Definitely.
00:06:29.280 While we've got that time, we just want to get everything out.
00:06:31.640 Oh, yeah.
00:06:31.940 Remember the other day.
00:06:32.720 But then I also feel like, as women though, like, you know, because women are submissive
00:06:38.280 to our men.
00:06:39.060 Yeah.
00:06:39.280 I feel like we want to make our men into our best friend in a way.
00:06:44.100 And we want that person to like, you know, when they come home, we want to be their piece,
00:06:47.980 but we also want them to be like our treasure, if that makes sense.
00:06:51.820 I think women do naturally just cut everybody off and just want to be by their man.
00:06:55.860 Yeah.
00:06:56.100 Men are not really like that.
00:06:57.080 I feel like that's a part of being submissive as well because realistically, like, there's
00:07:01.700 some couples out there when they have problems in the relationships, they don't actually
00:07:04.760 go to their friends or anything.
00:07:06.360 Like, they actually just work that out in their relationship.
00:07:08.980 So I feel like, in a way, that's what you would naturally do for your man.
00:07:12.840 Like, you will just cut the world off for your man because you do want to, you know what
00:07:16.780 I mean?
00:07:16.920 You want to make sure you can work on problems together, not everyone else can help you
00:07:20.180 work on those problems.
00:07:21.320 What did you say?
00:07:22.000 I said, I think that's the mistake.
00:07:23.580 Like, thinking that your partner can be your everything.
00:07:25.840 Yeah.
00:07:26.660 Yeah.
00:07:27.240 Absolutely.
00:07:27.740 You need your friends separately.
00:07:30.040 He needs his friends separately.
00:07:31.000 He needs his time.
00:07:31.760 You need your time.
00:07:32.520 You need your things.
00:07:33.360 Yeah.
00:07:33.840 He needs his hobbies.
00:07:35.260 That's where women go wrong.
00:07:36.140 And you come back together when it's right.
00:07:38.220 Yeah.
00:07:38.960 To an extent.
00:07:39.780 Yeah.
00:07:40.120 You know how much pressure is, like, just put on men just on a daily basis.
00:07:45.660 There's a lot.
00:07:46.440 And then we go home and then just get shit.
00:07:49.320 Yeah.
00:07:49.720 It's crazy.
00:07:50.380 You guys do have a lot to deal with.
00:07:52.580 Yeah.
00:07:53.500 It's crazy.
00:07:54.160 And then we don't have the talking stick, so we're fucked.
00:08:01.040 I feel like everyone's going to take that stick idea from today.
00:08:04.380 I mean, you know, once I had a boyfriend and I was telling him a story and he just looked
00:08:10.240 at me and he's like, I don't care.
00:08:13.800 I was like, ah.
00:08:15.300 Did you cry on the walk home?
00:08:17.300 I've done that a lot.
00:08:17.720 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:18.440 I've done that a lot.
00:08:19.480 No, I just.
00:08:20.180 I'm so honest.
00:08:21.040 I'm really honest.
00:08:21.620 Yeah.
00:08:21.960 No, I kind of respect it.
00:08:23.340 I just kind of took it.
00:08:24.760 I mean, my feelings were a little hurt, but I was like, maybe my story wasn't as funny
00:08:29.660 as I thought.
00:08:30.820 It never is.
00:08:32.300 It never is.
00:08:34.180 It never is.
00:08:36.620 Oh, women think they're funny.
00:08:38.820 Hey, I'm hilarious.