JustPearlyThings - November 14, 2023


Pearl Is Left Speechless After Reading This Tweet

Hosted by
Hannah Pearl Davis
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Olivia Pope Katy Perry Jesse Williams Jackson Avery Elizabeth Matthew Juliet
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Length

11 minutes

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157.08

Word count

1,739

Sentence count

233

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Misogyny

19

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Toxicity

21

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about a woman who is looking for a sperm donor to have her own kids, and we discuss the implications of eugenics in the modern world. We also discuss the fact that this woman is 23 years old, and is looking to have 3 kids in the next 5 years.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I saw the weirdest Twitter post.
00:00:03.760 Okay.
00:00:04.760 I don't think I've been this bamboozled and just like confused in a long time.
00:00:09.240 Okay.
00:00:10.240 Let's pull it up.
00:00:11.240 So there's a woman that tweeted, hello, Twitter peeps. 1.00
00:00:14.000 My friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaccinated sperm donor. 1.00
00:00:18.620 Her requirements are blue-eyed, white, 5'11 or taller, STD free, no Jewish or African ancestry, 1.00
00:00:26.660 follows a healthy meat focused diet, must be a natural insemination.
00:00:31.980 She will not do IVF, DM me.
00:00:51.680 Her details are German and Swedish ancestry, a two body count been celibate the last 2.5
00:00:59.120 years, 23 years old, unvaccinated, meat focused diet, supplements D3 and K2 will have support
00:01:07.640 of grandmother and younger brother.
00:01:10.500 Insemination must be natural in person in Eastern USA.
00:01:14.900 She was not looking for a husband or boyfriend.
00:01:19.260 She will remain celibate after this. 1.00
00:01:22.340 What the fuck? 0.99
00:01:25.860 Your schedule must be free to accommodate her ovulation schedule. 1.00
00:01:29.880 She will give you as much notice as possible.
00:01:32.400 She has decided not to go up.
00:01:34.360 She has decided not to go through with the upfront fee.
00:01:36.900 So don't worry about that.
00:01:38.460 She's asking that you remain in touch for future re-inseminations as she is looking to
00:01:43.700 have three children over the next five years.
00:01:46.200 As you can see, she is incredibly beautiful, pure-blooded European, intelligent, and has 0.84
00:01:50.780 a child-bearing body.
00:01:52.340 Your offspring will be raised extremely well.
00:01:55.200 Please DM me your application.
00:01:56.600 I will be in touch for further details if she deems you qualified.
00:02:01.460 I know.
00:02:02.460 I was like, this cannot be real. 0.96
00:02:07.780 Tristan Tate comments, disgusting. 0.88
00:02:14.700 I know. 0.91
00:02:15.700 It's so funny your reaction.
00:02:17.200 That was mine.
00:02:18.200 I'm like, this can't.
00:02:19.260 This has got to be fate.
00:02:21.360 This has got...
00:02:22.640 Your offspring will be raised very well.
00:02:25.080 Yeah, we know how these stories with single moms go. 1.00
00:02:28.220 Why would you pick that?
00:02:30.260 Why on earth would you choose to be a single mother, literally?
00:02:36.100 And I think it shows something about society and their lack of appreciation for fathers.
00:02:41.100 You need a strong masculine figure in the kid's life.
00:02:45.240 And she's picking this.
00:02:47.020 I actually am quite speechless.
00:02:49.500 For me, it's really quite scary because what we are seeing is a public admittance to eugenics.
00:02:58.260 I mean, listen to the wording.
00:03:00.100 Yeah.
00:03:01.100 Pure blooded.
00:03:02.100 You know, she's got all of these things.
00:03:04.100 This is completely evil and unnatural. 0.99
00:03:06.100 Completely, you know, like Tristan says, disgusting. 1.00
00:03:09.100 Disgusting. 1.00
00:03:10.100 Absolutely disgusting. 1.00
00:03:11.100 Dehumanizing of you to suggest that a man should be willing and able to casually agree to this. 0.98
00:03:17.100 Kids need their fathers and fathers need their children. 0.96
00:03:21.100 Absolutely, absolutely.
00:03:22.940 And I completely agree.
00:03:23.940 You know, that's a that's a big issue here.
00:03:25.940 I'm just I'm more concerned about the humanity issue of this.
00:03:29.940 This is this is this is this is evil.
00:03:32.940 This is really evil.
00:03:33.940 I don't think she's 23.
00:03:35.940 I just I'm not buying.
00:03:37.940 Does she look 23 to you?
00:03:39.940 She looks like she needs to be behind bars. 0.92
00:03:42.940 This is really bad.
00:03:43.940 No, I know.
00:03:44.940 Those things that she's saying is like that's what led us into World War Two.
00:03:51.100 You know, the I know we can't say his name on YouTube, but the guy who was the leader of Germany.
00:03:56.140 Yeah, this is that same ideology.
00:03:58.420 Yeah.
00:03:58.660 And she's publicly admitted.
00:04:01.620 I don't know if we're going to see the eugenics stuff per se as much,
00:04:07.420 but I think we're going to see more of the spurn donor where women just like are not going to want to pay the cost. 0.95
00:04:14.660 Yeah.
00:04:14.940 Where so they they just essentially just want kids, but they don't want their kids to have a dad.
00:04:18.900 Well, they don't think they can get the type of guy that they would want to keep.
00:04:24.500 You know what I mean?
00:04:25.020 So I think it's them picking.
00:04:26.580 I want to understand like how DNA works.
00:04:30.740 I don't know. 0.99
00:04:31.300 These people are crazy. 0.98
00:04:32.700 I just saw this. 0.99
00:04:33.860 I was like, you think.
00:04:34.860 Oh, right.
00:04:35.420 So if the guy is not around, purely based on environmental factors,
00:04:39.340 I'm going to be able to mold this child into what I want.
00:04:42.740 Do you do you not realize that, you know, literally everything is in our DNA?
00:04:47.460 No, just get a sperm donor now. 1.00
00:04:49.060 Just amazing that we're I'm sure this is going to work out well for her.
00:04:54.180 Okay.
00:04:54.580 That's actually shocked me.
00:04:55.620 I know.
00:04:56.180 I know.
00:04:56.660 I know.
00:04:57.220 I seriously, I saw this and I was like, what on earth?
00:05:01.140 Because I'm like, okay, let me get this straight.
00:05:03.940 You're okay.
00:05:04.740 Let me get this straight, lady. 0.91
00:05:05.860 Your idea of kids that are going to be raised well is putting out an application on on Twitter.
00:05:15.540 Twitter.
00:05:16.180 Okay.
00:05:16.740 All right.
00:05:17.220 All right.
00:05:18.180 Um, okay.
00:05:18.900 Please no one give this woman those. 0.99
00:05:20.740 Yeah, guys, there's someone's going to do it.
00:05:22.740 Someone's going to come on.
00:05:23.700 Someone's going to do it.
00:05:25.380 Um, so I wanted to talk about, you know, I think the theme is women being just so out of pocket. 1.00
00:05:32.500 And I started thinking about how we really got to this point.
00:05:36.100 Like, how do we get so delusional and crazy?
00:05:38.340 And I thought about a show that actually was super popular when I was in high school.
00:05:43.300 Okay.
00:05:44.260 Have you heard of Grey's Anatomy?
00:05:45.700 Yes.
00:05:46.340 Okay.
00:05:47.380 I'm going to show you a clip from it.
00:05:49.140 Okay.
00:05:49.540 And I want to see what you notice.
00:05:51.460 Pull it up.
00:05:51.940 I love you, April.
00:05:55.300 I always have.
00:05:58.420 I love everything about you, even the things I don't like.
00:06:03.060 I love.
00:06:06.020 And I want you with me.
00:06:09.620 I love you.
00:06:10.260 And I think that you love me too.
00:06:17.700 Were you?
00:06:20.820 And you, April and Matthew's closest friends and family, are here today to bear witness to their union.
00:06:27.540 Will you promise to love and support their marriage in all the days to come?
00:06:34.100 If so, please respond.
00:06:36.420 We will.
00:06:39.700 Now, I have known the two of you for quite some time.
00:06:44.260 I'm sorry.
00:06:46.020 Stand up.
00:06:46.820 I'm happy to be here today.
00:06:48.500 To be able to do this for you.
00:06:49.700 Bye.
00:06:50.340 What did you notice from this clip?
00:07:05.780 Why didn't her husband, who she's actually getting married to, punch him in the face?
00:07:14.420 First of all. 0.91
00:07:15.140 Okay.
00:07:16.980 Why was everyone acting like this was this really beautiful, amazing moment that like, 0.97
00:07:23.380 two lovers have, it's the whole like, Romeo and Juliet bullshit.
00:07:27.460 Like, two lovers have just, they've just realized their love for each other. 0.68
00:07:32.980 How's that going to work out long term?
00:07:35.780 How, how are you guys then going to get married?
00:07:38.180 You know, and what, you're not, you're not going to remember this whole thing?
00:07:41.540 Where like, she was about to get married.
00:07:43.540 And then, I mean, judging by the tone of that scene, I imagine, I'm not seeing Grey's Anatomy,
00:07:49.860 but I imagine she goes, yes, I love you too.
00:07:52.340 And they have this moment where they realize their love for each other.
00:07:56.340 Like, why, why, why?
00:07:59.300 I just can't understand why.
00:08:00.820 I do, I do know they date for a couple of years in the show.
00:08:03.940 My sisters watched it.
00:08:05.220 So it was like, sometimes I would watch a couple episodes, but I never was that into it.
00:08:09.220 I noticed something else.
00:08:10.420 Okay.
00:08:11.380 One, why is the ex-boyfriend at the wedding?
00:08:14.020 Right.
00:08:14.420 Because they dated before.
00:08:15.700 Oh my God.
00:08:16.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:18.420 Two, what would you rate her one to 10?
00:08:23.700 Five?
00:08:24.340 Four?
00:08:24.580 Four?
00:08:25.780 Actually, I was going to give her a six.
00:08:26.980 Oh, okay.
00:08:27.700 Six, maybe five, six.
00:08:28.660 That's what I would say.
00:08:29.140 I just thought she looked like she'd had some work done. 0.98
00:08:31.220 Okay, maybe five, whatever.
00:08:32.340 Whatever.
00:08:33.060 Okay, let's just say she's a five, normal looking chick. 1.00
00:08:35.620 Why?
00:08:36.260 How does she get?
00:08:37.620 Now, she has two eights or higher fighting over her. 0.99
00:08:42.740 I was like, this is the most unrealistic thing I have ever seen in my life.
00:08:46.500 You're telling me this average chick has two. 1.00
00:08:49.860 Two, the one guy in the, in the, the one guy, I know the one guy is a doctor.
00:08:55.460 I don't remember what the other guy does.
00:08:57.540 The one guy that like got up.
00:08:59.700 Okay.
00:09:00.020 You're telling me Jackson Avery.
00:09:02.180 Okay, Jesse Williams, one of like very attractive dude.
00:09:08.260 Second, very attractive dude are fighting over a six of five. 0.99
00:09:15.140 In what world?
00:09:17.060 In what world?
00:09:17.700 So I'm like, it's no wonder we're so delusional because you have
00:09:22.100 all of these shows showing average women getting these amazing results.
00:09:26.900 I mean-
00:09:27.460 Also, why did everyone just passively sit there and let this unfold?
00:09:31.780 Like, let's believe if this was happening in real life.
00:09:34.740 If I was about to get married, right?
00:09:37.380 First of all, my ex wouldn't even be there.
00:09:39.460 But let's say your ex is there, right?
00:09:41.540 Yeah.
00:09:42.180 Whatever messed up, deluded reason.
00:09:45.540 He stands up.
00:09:47.300 I just believe my family are going, what the hell?
00:09:49.940 Get out of here.
00:09:51.300 What are you doing? 0.95
00:09:53.220 You're embarrassing.
00:09:54.500 Get out.
00:09:56.020 What is going on?
00:09:57.060 But no, everyone's just like, oh, look at this beautiful moment where
00:10:01.700 they realize their love.
00:10:03.940 It goes back to it.
00:10:04.900 I think it shows something about the culture, right?
00:10:07.780 And it goes back to the theme of the one that got away.
00:10:10.260 Yeah.
00:10:10.980 And yeah, it's a very common theme that we see in the media and the culture.
00:10:14.980 We had a song that, I mean, you know the Katy Perry.
00:10:17.380 Katy Perry, I know.
00:10:18.020 The one that got away.
00:10:18.900 The one that wrecked my heart.
00:10:20.020 Mm-hmm.
00:10:20.500 I should have never let him go.
00:10:21.860 I should have begged him to stay.
00:10:23.220 He was the one that got away.
00:10:24.820 Yeah.
00:10:25.220 And so, I think that you really have a generation of women. 0.96
00:10:29.220 There's a reason that that show was so popular.
00:10:31.380 Yeah.
00:10:31.780 The theme of the main character, which is Meredith.
00:10:34.980 Also, it's the one that got away.
00:10:37.060 She, in the beginning, hooks up with this doctor, right?
00:10:39.940 That she's whatever.
00:10:41.380 Then he goes back.
00:10:42.340 She finds out he's still technically married.
00:10:44.900 And then the whole thing is like this love triangle.
00:10:47.300 Same with, you know, Olivia Pope. 1.00
00:10:48.900 Have you ever seen it?
00:10:49.780 It's this other show.
00:10:51.540 This girl named Olivia Pope.
00:10:53.140 She's the side chick to the president. 1.00
00:10:54.740 And it's always, he was the one that got away.
00:10:56.980 It's like, we see all these seeds planted within our culture. 1.00
00:10:59.540 And then we wonder why we're growing shit crops. 1.00
00:11:02.260 Exactly. 1.00