JustPearlyThings - June 05, 2023


She Introduces Herself as a 304!


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

211.65659

Word Count

4,583

Sentence Count

4

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

39


Summary

In this episode the lads are joined by a very special guest as they discuss the age old question of how old is too old to get a pussy? Is it too old for a woman to get one? How old should a man be before he has sex with a woman? And is sex even important to a woman if she s not getting a pussy in a week?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 is there a one that got away for you guys okay this is so weird yeah because literally i just
00:00:06.700 got everything yesterday okay like yesterday night i was really deep in life and then this
00:00:10.820 one was like you know what okay you said you're 18 only 18 yeah okay i've had a lot of like i've
00:00:15.200 had a lot of experience with this i can't lie because yeah but i i think where's your money
00:00:20.660 come i mean you you basically said like you actually said you're a hoe yeah you actually
00:00:42.440 said that and you said you've been a bare man so like i don't think it's going to cause
00:00:46.160 any more damage you kind of told everyone anyway i'm expecting like 20 plus yeah 20 plus
00:00:55.500 oh yeah at least your age i want to say one thing though who doesn't just mean to me no
00:01:00.500 sex please man can you answer the question somebody count yeah i've been through these
00:01:04.360 four
00:01:04.600 so to clarify yeah so if if if you i didn't hear that bit but you lot said she refers to
00:01:21.020 herself she's a bit of a hoe or something introduction it was the introduction but wait but wait what
00:01:25.700 my point is but she said her body counts four so what so any girl that's what so that is that
00:01:30.120 your kind of guy no but i think girls got four or more sex isn't sex isn't what i mean by
00:01:34.080 who as in like i will talk to a bear man i won't feel what i'm saying i'd be like you know i like
00:01:38.700 you this isn't that but i don't chat to bear man but you won't yeah you should have been
00:01:43.080 more specific because there's different ages here in my like for my age range if i that makes
00:01:49.360 you i mean i feel like as you get older there's different categories but oh no no that's not
00:01:54.480 flirting that's us practicing to be a whole that's us chaining up don't you think so you're getting
00:01:58.940 getting getting the mandamin so you understand how man's mind work so you don't want to twist
00:02:02.900 them up and do your thing with this and that that no one's gonna know like come on chat to a
00:02:07.380 beggar man that's still a form of cheating big dog no matter how you look at it how is it cheating
00:02:11.520 if you're single no for real single so i see us leading on man's then i'm not leading on man's
00:02:17.100 if because i never sometimes yeah like for example the other day a boy started telling me
00:02:21.060 send me some long paragraph about how he likes me this and that i aired it and i was like oh why
00:02:25.180 and i just like i kept airing the question and then the other day i was like i can't lie i can't
00:02:28.700 do this i don't like you and he's like you let me on but like how did i lead you on because
00:02:32.100 i never specifically said i liked you i never backed up and the way guys look at it is if you're
00:02:37.760 like talking to them on a regular basis it's like yeah it's like you're entertaining i never
00:02:41.940 confirmed it like you said you may not have confirmed it but it's still you're taking it
00:02:46.240 and you're young so this is kind of like when i was younger i didn't really understand this either
00:02:50.080 but like men and women can't be friends they're not your friends the only reason they're talking
00:02:53.640 they're trying they're trying no okay yeah and i promise you and i promise you i promise i promise
00:03:00.380 you if you were 300 pounds they would not be your friend anymore i'm telling you i have got genuine
00:03:04.960 we're friends that think the world of me that i've been friends for 15 years but in general
00:03:08.140 but in general can i just give this girl a bit of advice in future like don't introduce yourself
00:03:14.360 as a whole just going forward yeah don't introduce yourself as a whole just for you innit
00:03:22.300 no but it wasn't it basically i was trying to i think i was trying to explain something
00:03:25.780 you see you see this is what i said to the mandem yeah if you're trying to a gal and you don't
00:03:33.320 get a pussy you know we tell her to fuck off
00:03:36.500 you must not like the girl i don't but if i don't get a pussy in a week i don't want to
00:03:43.120 love you leave me a little bit impatient where's your picnic and your wife what where's your
00:03:48.500 picnic and your big age and your big i don't believe in marriage you don't know my age how
00:03:53.080 old are you i don't tell her what my age that's one thing i never do none of my things do you
00:03:57.280 one day do you want to settle down and get a get a woman and get kids but i'm not getting married
00:04:00.880 so how are you going to do that if she don't fuck you after the first week you're going
00:04:03.320 to dash her she's gone she's gone all right so how are you going to find your woman how
00:04:06.220 are you going to find your wife i don't care if she fuck me so you don't care so you're
00:04:09.160 not going to find a wife listen listen you're going to tell me that's my chance and if i
00:04:13.000 fuck her and i like i like her but i'm not going to stay with her so if you like someone
00:04:16.560 she's gone so much and she don't fuck you after the eighth day you're going to leave
00:04:20.000 her i said that's in a week i said that she's gone and she's gone okay guys guys guys i'll
00:04:28.440 tell you i'll let me explain this to you like from the guy's point of view like most girls
00:04:33.060 most from the guy's point of view it's like most girls there's someone you've let sleep
00:04:37.040 with you quickly at some point in your life what about the guys that be sleeping with these
00:04:41.060 women okay okay okay let's let's it's not the point that's not the point at some point
00:04:44.900 let's wait wait okay you gotta you gotta wait at some point in your life most girls have
00:04:49.920 let someone sleep with them quickly so from the guy's point of view if if you're not if
00:04:54.200 you're making him wait a long time you're just not that guy and and i do interviews all the
00:04:58.500 time with girls on the street and like they'll like i had a girl the other day she said she told
00:05:02.560 me if i met bruno marsh tomorrow it would be on it'd be because that's the one i think because
00:05:06.660 of his fame but i feel like for me i've recently started talking to this guy right
00:05:10.400 and we've been talking and i feel like i'm not ready to give him the pum pum yet because
00:05:14.500 i want to keep him on his toes you know i want to do you like him do you like him that's why
00:05:19.680 that's why let me tell you something here from a man's point of view but let me tell you something
00:05:24.220 from a man's point of view yeah like you could be in a situation yeah where you've met a girl
00:05:29.920 and she don't know about my brother here i don't know him off camera but he might have done
00:05:37.180 something with her yeah but he might have just she might not have liked him so she just cut you
00:05:41.660 her prerogative in it she just wanted to beat so she just beat in it i've come along now yeah
00:05:45.980 she's thinking raw i see a little potential like she likes him like she likes man she wants to
00:05:53.500 she don't want to come across in a certain way to man so now she's gonna long out the pum pum
00:05:58.780 so what i'm saying from my man's point of view is like hold on a minute you're taking my feed
00:06:05.180 that's how a man looks on it no he's not looking at me like that no but i'm saying in that situation
00:06:09.820 a man would look on a girl last week no but i just wanted to fuck him no but i'm not saying
00:06:15.260 you're wrong for that but for my man you're using sex you're using you're using sex as a weapon to
00:06:21.160 get committed if i freed up my bum bum on the first night i feel like instantly he'll be like you know
00:06:25.320 and that's and that's and that's and that's fair if you are wifey let me stop stop it that's fair if
00:06:40.040 you are wifey and if you have never done that but most men like they can kind of get a vibe from a
00:06:46.520 girl and they're like you know what she's probably done that at a certain age she's probably done that
00:06:49.960 with someone for free so why why am i spending all this time for money yeah i can say that i have
00:06:54.920 done it for free whatever i've done you you know what i'm saying though like at some point she has
00:06:59.060 done that for at some point she has she has done that for a guy that hasn't taken her on a date
00:07:03.540 or at some point at some point stop interrupting me you've done it like four times you do it again
00:07:09.120 you can't stay on okay so at some point she has done it for free at some point she has done it for
00:07:15.460 a guy that she chased or that that she didn't have to take that he didn't have to take her on a date and
00:07:19.940 so you're gonna have the next guy do all of this because of your past trauma yeah but no i
00:07:24.520 wouldn't i wouldn't just like see a guy just because he's gonna take me on a date x y z not
00:07:28.660 every guy that i have seen i've been like oh let me make him wait x y and z because i like it
00:07:33.360 it's not always gone down like that it's not always gone down it's just recently the guy i'm seeing now
00:07:37.240 that's fine that's fine i'm saying at some point i'm how old are you how old are you i'm 23 okay at
00:07:42.860 some point has there been a guy that you haven't made wait that long well i was previously in an
00:07:47.540 eight-year relationship and i've got a child and i've left him but have you had a one that's done
00:07:51.040 i've met i've met a guy once yeah and then i've spoke to him on social media i met him ends up
00:07:56.500 sleeping with him and realizing he was the one that has happened so that's right which is which
00:08:01.160 is fine i'm not i'm not saying like that you do that often but i'm i'm saying if you've done that
00:08:06.040 once for someone the guys see that as disrespectful because you're gonna make this the next guy get to
00:08:11.740 know you and do all this stuff when you gave it to the last guy like quick i feel like sometimes i
00:08:15.900 feel like sometimes when you're happy i feel like there's levels levels to it so if there's someone that
00:08:19.900 you genuinely like there's some some guys out here and be like you know what babes i just want to
00:08:23.520 fuck i don't want a relationship i don't want to settle down i just want to fuck and that's up to
00:08:27.280 the woman if she feels like she wants to fuck too but i feel like it's different aspects if you're
00:08:30.880 actually wanting to get to know that person and and build a foundation with that person but that's
00:08:34.580 what my woman's point of view right i know what who is he to judge me if that's no but i didn't say
00:08:38.620 judge you yeah no but i'm saying in general from a man's point of view like that's why i said
00:08:43.080 it's your prerogative to i'm just saying from a man's perspective yeah this is how in general like
00:08:49.040 men look on things you see i'm just saying let me flip it on his head now yeah from a woman's
00:08:53.400 perspective now yeah say like you're dating a man that puts his business on social media in terms of
00:08:59.660 when he's seeing a girl you know about it it's live it's on you know what i'm saying they'll go on
00:09:03.840 dates he'll post it if he's buying her things he'll post it and he's that type of guy where he's taking
00:09:08.660 her uptown regular he buys her little gifts regular he posts it regular you've seen that
00:09:14.380 previously yeah him and the girl's done now yeah you and him start talking now so boom now you've
00:09:20.640 like so imagine now he just wants to come and chill out yeah yeah he's not on no i'm telling you now
00:09:26.840 majority of girls will have an issue that could i'll be saying hold on a minute i've seen you taking
00:09:31.540 like but hold on you just want to come around and watch netflix and chill and bomb beat with beat
00:09:40.700 like hold on dead do you see what i'm trying to say so with a man it's the same thing if a man
00:09:44.940 knows a girl has like previously and i'm not saying there's nothing wrong with it from a man's
00:09:50.320 perspective as previously slept with x y and z maybe not on the first night but do you know i mean
00:09:56.020 like pretty soon first night second night whatever and then with him she's trying to do like the get
00:10:02.400 to know i'm not saying there's a problem with that because from her perspective it's from the right
00:10:06.440 she's thinking now i want to settle down but from his perspective you're taking him for a big dog you
00:10:11.240 know what you just say you're so cool i mentioned a few things and i always got this thing you know
00:10:14.640 i've done this in the past i'm not doing it again fam why are you gonna tell me that you was
00:10:19.240 holding me are you a man i'm on the road i'm stepping i'm stepping out my car while i'm on
00:10:26.620 the roadway listen jesus take the wheel i'm not involving none of that you don't want to give me
00:10:31.280 the crash yeah but you're telling me that i've done that bro i mean all of it if you told me that you
00:10:35.940 fucked two niggas before you better believe i'm gonna ask you to fuck a chick with me i want all of
00:10:40.320 that shit but are these women saying it just off the cusp or are you asking them the question
00:10:44.620 listen i'm a nosy nigga i'm gonna ask your question because i'm thinking to myself what women's
00:10:48.320 what women's gonna say that okay okay cool cool can let me ask you yeah so you got you ain't got
00:10:52.360 a man now in it no i'm saying are you fucking uh no no yes i know what like at this moment are you
00:10:57.440 fucking no not right now no not right this second don't come to ask me are you fine you see the
00:11:02.140 look on her face yes no no no listen when are you listen are you fucking when is last time you
00:11:08.940 for um shut up what's the last six months ago jala june june you're too rask like like i swear i swear
00:11:18.060 so so so so cool see so cool so are you chatting to a man now uh no ma nah not not no man you like you
00:11:25.100 know like i'll reply to like the hey beautiful and then so so cool so that's your today so man
00:11:31.980 complimenting that's your thing because earlier when you said a man be like what's up my princess is that
00:11:36.060 what gets you going nah and mind them yeah now because that's the same that's the same crusty
00:11:40.940 line that you use on all women oh me nah nah i'm a i'm a i'm a stink bag i'm the most honest i'm
00:11:46.220 gonna tell you i want to oh okay it's up to you what you want to do and how does that work out for
00:11:50.220 you it works i'm a funny nigger okay funny get pussy yeah i can agree with that you see what i'm saying i
00:11:56.540 made people laugh yeah you know what i'm saying yeah but in general them sweet nothings are what women
00:12:01.660 want to hear in general they don't they don't want to hear the truth they say they do but in general
00:12:06.540 if his approach in general would not work the man that's saying the sweet nothings to her
00:12:11.660 you're beautiful and all that in general that would work no but i'm saying in general like women would
00:12:18.220 say they want what you're saying blunt honesty like yo i just want to bend you over right now
00:12:23.740 but here's what i'm saying majority of times sexy you know it depends what night it is
00:12:31.820 but but but but you know what going off what going off what you said yeah you know the majority of
00:12:39.340 girls yeah yeah would think what you just said in their head they'll be tough but you see their
00:12:43.660 response would be different to what they think yeah but if the hennessy's involved anyway maybe
00:12:48.620 because everybody you know they say they say everybody every every every yard man talk to a
00:12:53.340 girl cool so it's kind of like um okay imagine if you bought a purse right and you've spent five
00:13:09.180 hundred dollars on a purse and you three you bought the same purse and i i came in and i said i got the
00:13:14.460 same purse for 150. gasp would you be kind of salty yeah but sex is not the same thing as money
00:13:21.740 yeah it is that's what men want and it's kind of like okay okay let's let's flip it let's flip it
00:13:26.860 okay as a woman um imagine okay you find out you're you're dating a guy and you found out like like
00:13:36.060 he bought you let's say a hundred dollars something for your birthday and you find out his ex-girlfriend
00:13:41.980 he rented out a whole club threw her a whole party invited all of her friends i'm kicking it yeah
00:13:48.220 and and you you how would you kick off but in my head yeah and at first and at first right you you
00:13:58.860 would be excited for the hundred dollar gift and you would think oh wow this this guy's so nice
00:14:03.740 until until you find out about his ex that he did all of that for her that's the equivalent for guys
00:14:11.980 okay to add on to that yeah like because i mentioned something similar when i said like
00:14:16.300 you've seen a guy dating experience online and he's doing all the uptown stuff then with you
00:14:21.340 he just wants to netflix and chill at your house like you're gonna think huh and even to to go off
00:14:26.300 at that point you can take it with with with it's a it's another reason why men don't like a girl
00:14:32.940 that's very active like dating wise and sexually wise because if you're active dating wise you're gonna
00:14:39.260 have more there's more chance of you having those experiences where you're getting the the big money
00:14:44.060 purses and whatnot and whatnot and it's just natural that when the next man comes along now you might not
00:14:50.620 have that but if a man wants to do that he would do that no but he might not have that okay he might
00:14:55.900 not have it then that's fine and then but but it's it's not always fine for the majority of women because
00:15:00.540 now you're thinking all on a minute i've been used to my last birthday no but you can have your own
00:15:06.140 but on your last birthday your man took you x y and z this birthday a man's buying a chinese saying
00:15:12.140 yo let's chill wait one more for men it's like you've had a girl yeah that is doing the most in
00:15:21.580 the bedroom like doing the most like because you're sexually active bro then you've got a next thing good
00:15:26.220 girl that you like her but in the bedroom she can't really arch her back and anything you're saying
00:15:30.540 hold on a minute you're saying bro i'm not happy with that it's just the experience but check it
00:15:37.820 if if if a girl puts out on the first date you wife in it yeah if the push is good what was my
00:15:43.260 problem yeah i wouldn't say no i wouldn't say no i wouldn't say no but for me that's a red flag
00:15:50.860 what if she only slept with you on the first date there you go what if it was you no i was the only person
00:15:55.820 that was the first time i wouldn't believe it i wouldn't believe no i i understand that because
00:16:01.020 you know all the time we get into things about the body count what's your body coming big dog
00:16:05.740 see man ain't got a clue i ain't got a clue it's in me so i got this i got this
00:16:11.180 i got this whole thing because you see my girl over there she lies about her body
00:16:14.140 car she's like 15 in it we're gonna give her 18 18 right you said 18. why are you saying she's not
00:16:22.220 not because she can i finish please yeah go on yeah she's learning about baddie can is he for me
00:16:29.340 yeah because i don't like too much you see for me yeah i i would wifey uh pawn star sorry
00:16:35.820 i would i i would wife one of them you know why because i can see what she's been doing
00:16:44.220 might not need there's no it's all in the light only want to lie and you're walking on the right
00:16:48.300 time i look because tom just dig on your stomach the night before
00:16:51.740 and this is a serious auntie jenny coming on now right because yous that were talking so much
00:17:06.940 rubbish earlier that when they talk about body count i i just don't doubt i don't want to hear
00:17:14.220 but that's why i asked the question again four at 18 there's nothing to be proud about right i'm
00:17:21.420 telling you now because when i heard the 15 before 30 that's where it starts from so as far
00:17:27.660 as i'm concerned you see your four keep it at four to your 30. no no no no no no keep it at four
00:17:33.820 don't be going out on our dates and winding up the guys don't be going out and saying oh i'm
00:17:37.980 gonna go to you just in case right because if i was a man and i took you out and you're not freeing
00:17:42.540 it up i'm gonna feel offended especially if you're not gonna go out for a date to look for
00:17:47.100 forward to having a relationship so you see your four i want to hear from you that in five years
00:17:53.500 time it's still four unless you've got a ring on your finger in 10 years time that is still four
00:17:58.540 unless you've got your finger on your ring on your finger right and take don't shut up take advice
00:18:04.700 from an older woman that four but 18 is nothing to be talking about right you need no stop i'm talking
00:18:12.780 to a young lady i'm trying to teach her for all you men out there that want to fuck her stop do
00:18:17.740 not have any more i'm seriously i'm not you but men in general i'm telling you i'm serious now 18
00:18:24.860 when you think about the legal ages 16 please don't don't don't do it don't do it to yourself
00:18:31.420 i'm telling you right because i'm trying to save you from yourself don't listen to anybody else that's
00:18:36.540 telling you it's okay tell them that auntie jenny said i've got to shut it down from now on i'll tell
00:18:41.820 you what you do right dm me when you want to have sex again and i will meet you wherever you
00:18:45.980 are i would drive 200 and whatever miles and stop you from having sex anytime you feel frisky
00:18:52.540 and you find that you're in a relationship with a man call me and i will come down there and i will
00:18:57.500 cock block just for you i will cock block for you i'm telling you because if you was my daughter
00:19:04.860 you'd be coming home with me now if you're living on your own i'll be taking you home
00:19:08.700 because four at 18 it's disgusting it's disgusting don't listen to none of the other
00:19:15.980 women and they're telling you it's good if you want to date tell them that auntie jenny says i'm
00:19:21.420 gonna shut my legs when i'm on a date if you want to date with me just talk to me but don't have no
00:19:26.540 more sex because the people out there and the women that are teaching you that it's okay they're
00:19:31.580 telling you rubbish they're lying to you you know why because they're jealous of your youth so the
00:19:36.620 only thing you've got now is your youth and your low body count so don't let no older woman tell
00:19:41.420 you no different keep your body count low by shutting your legs concentrate on your career
00:19:47.020 from now on because when i heard four i put myself it couldn't possibly be you because when i was like
00:19:52.300 all 25 i was on four and you're 18 on four it's not good don't do it don't listen to nobody and i'm
00:19:59.420 telling you the truth right if i can drive 135 miles to have sex with my man i will drive 200
00:20:05.260 miles to cut block you so phone me because that's what i wanted to say because i couldn't believe
00:20:12.620 that the four i had to check four and check your age again that's why i've been waiting there all
00:20:17.500 quiet because i couldn't believe that 18 year old i had my son at your age and that's where it stopped
00:20:23.820 do you know what i mean one and my son at your age and you're having four and you've got no children
00:20:30.300 stop before you get pregnant it stops you don't have no more auntie jenny why are you being like this
00:20:35.500 though no i agree because she's my son
00:20:38.220 she's like a daughter to me my son's 37 no she's that could be my grandchild right now
00:20:55.100 listen i'm not anywhere you see her right any man wants to have sex with this woman remember
00:21:00.780 auntie jenny be after you i've got you marked do not have sex with this young woman because she
00:21:06.620 belongs to me don't do it i don't care i don't care i don't care
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