JustPearlyThings - November 27, 2023


Types Of Women To Avoid In Miami


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Length

8 minutes

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218.87646

Word count

1,965

Sentence count

221

Harmful content

Misogyny

14

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Toxicity

56

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Hate speech

10

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In this episode, the guys talk about how to go on a date, how to talk to women, and what not to do on a first date. Also, we talk about what to do if you don t like going on dates.

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00:00:00.000 What's dating been like for you here?
00:00:02.160 You wanted a date this week?
00:00:03.300 How'd it go?
00:00:04.440 Bro.
00:00:05.380 Wow.
00:00:06.620 Bro, it's kind of a detriment.
00:00:08.120 Like, these girls, like, I don't know why they ask my body count on, like, the second date. 0.98
00:00:12.220 Like, that's not a usual thing.
00:00:13.340 Why would they ask you that?
00:00:16.120 That's happened to me multiple times where a girl asked for my body count. 1.00
00:00:19.560 I heard in Florida, some people, like, keep track of their bodies, like, in a notebook.
00:00:24.580 All right, listen.
00:00:25.420 Yo, open up your notes.
00:00:26.880 Everyone open up the notes right now.
00:00:28.500 Let's see it.
00:00:28.860 I did not have a five today.
00:00:31.000 I don't have a notebook.
00:00:32.160 I got them up here.
00:00:33.160 A guy told me that.
00:00:34.100 Maybe it's only some guys.
00:00:35.360 Okay.
00:00:35.960 Okay, so she asked you your body count?
00:00:38.200 Yeah, she asked my body count.
00:00:39.460 You said second date?
00:00:41.200 Second date.
00:00:42.940 And hers was over 10, and she's under 20.
00:00:46.000 Whoa.
00:00:46.680 I was like, she's a goner.
00:00:48.600 What did she do for a living? 1.00
00:00:50.100 What did she do for a living? 1.00
00:00:51.120 Bruh.
00:00:51.940 That's like, I'm, like, blowing her up right now.
00:00:54.480 She has, like, her own business.
00:00:55.980 Nice.
00:00:56.240 Entrepreneur.
00:00:56.860 I'm just, I need notes on what to avoid.
00:00:58.860 What did she do for the men and the women? 1.00
00:01:00.520 Um, like, uh, cleaning business.
00:01:03.360 Oh, wow.
00:01:04.320 Sexy cleaning business.
00:01:05.320 Cleaning her face.
00:01:06.840 So don't date cleaning ladies, okay? 0.91
00:01:11.840 Don't date nurses. 0.93
00:01:13.200 That's the real one.
00:01:14.340 Um, yeah, I've heard that a lot lately, but. 0.99
00:01:15.860 I noticed that before I ever saw that shit on the internet. 0.99
00:01:18.620 Every single nurse I met. 1.00
00:01:20.420 Anything that has to do with fucking medical. 0.99
00:01:22.660 You think so? 0.99
00:01:23.460 Any girl that has a job, really. 1.00
00:01:26.880 What if she works from home?
00:01:28.260 All right, go.
00:01:28.840 Wait, wait, I got it.
00:01:29.720 I got it.
00:01:30.340 Go.
00:01:30.940 It's not a lot of work.
00:01:31.780 No, no, I got it.
00:01:32.440 Go to unemployment office.
00:01:34.660 Yeah.
00:01:37.760 Go to, like, the farmer's market.
00:01:39.800 That's, like, spa.
00:01:41.340 No.
00:01:42.080 I don't know.
00:01:42.880 Okay.
00:01:43.200 Um.
00:01:43.920 Put them on the farmer's market.
00:01:45.320 No, no, I can't put them on.
00:01:46.700 Unemployment.
00:01:47.960 You're going to pay me for that.
00:01:48.840 I'm fine.
00:01:49.000 Okay, so what about, have you, did you go on a date before that?
00:01:53.520 Yeah.
00:01:53.920 How did that one go? 1.00
00:01:55.120 Fuck, what do we do? 1.00
00:01:56.420 Bro, I don't know. 1.00
00:01:57.000 There's been a few.
00:01:58.340 I think we just went out to dinner.
00:02:00.440 Like, that was, that's, like, the easy one.
00:02:01.840 Like, just meet me downstairs. 0.95
00:02:03.000 Go to, like, Moxie's, Casa Tula, some shit like that. 0.92
00:02:05.800 Oh, that's cash. 0.94
00:02:06.600 Okay.
00:02:06.740 Did you, did you like her?
00:02:08.560 The one before?
00:02:09.740 Bro, like, I don't like going on dates with girls.
00:02:12.120 Like, you guys aren't interesting.
00:02:13.600 Like, I'm not trying to be rude, but it's, like, there's only so much to talk about.
00:02:17.560 Like, I tell you about the Matrix.
00:02:19.000 I tell you about who runs the world.
00:02:20.340 Like, I give you the Matrix.
00:02:22.460 It's something you're not being really interesting yourself, baby.
00:02:24.420 I give you the spiel.
00:02:25.400 Actually, I need to, how, okay, how do first dates go for you?
00:02:29.040 So you just open up with.
00:02:31.220 Well, I actually.
00:02:31.860 So listen, red pill, blue pill. 1.00
00:02:35.700 It's, like, the basic shit. 0.99
00:02:37.220 Like, so, like, for those of you, like, there's a lot of guys that, like, legit don't know how to talk to girls. 0.99
00:02:41.060 There's, like, the few basic questions you can do that everyone can ask.
00:02:44.320 It's, like, oh, where are you from?
00:02:46.040 What do you, like, you do in school?
00:02:47.120 Where do you work?
00:02:47.640 And, like, yeah, you're not very entertaining, but that gets you by, at least initially.
00:02:51.300 And then from there, I don't know.
00:02:52.540 I try to, like, play, like, jokes and build off of those.
00:02:57.060 So, like, I don't know. 0.80
00:02:58.620 I'll joke about being, like, Andrew Tate taught me how to pimp women, and now you can come join my army. 0.93
00:03:04.100 And then we'll joke about that for 20 minutes.
00:03:06.380 I mean, they laugh.
00:03:08.360 Like, they think it's funny.
00:03:09.120 They laugh because they probably feel awkward.
00:03:10.660 They're like, well.
00:03:12.100 I mean, it's a joke.
00:03:13.060 I mean, no, but I get what he's trying to say.
00:03:14.480 Like, I was saying, if you have witty banter, it makes you stand out.
00:03:17.300 What do you do for work?
00:03:18.380 And I'm like, I'm a pimp.
00:03:19.220 Just a regular pretty girl. 0.99
00:03:19.620 I was like, I'm obviously not a fucking pimp. 0.99
00:03:21.300 Do I look like a pimp? 1.00
00:03:22.140 No.
00:03:22.960 I mean, the hat, the hat, the hat, the hat.
00:03:26.240 You know how to play chess. 0.99
00:03:27.720 They just joke about shit, and then, like, I don't know, I'll tell them, like, who runs the world, that kind of stuff. 0.99
00:03:32.260 Who runs the world? 1.00
00:03:32.960 On the first date?
00:03:34.980 I kind of relate to it.
00:03:37.100 That's what I talk about. 0.98
00:03:39.120 You're trying to tell them about the deep state and how feminism fucks society on the first date? 1.00
00:03:44.000 Really? 0.98
00:03:44.640 It's a hit time.
00:03:45.960 Why are you talking about what you say on the first date?
00:03:49.440 That was just one idea.
00:03:52.140 If they're not against the Matrix, you can't go out of them, you know?
00:03:55.480 If that's a date?
00:03:56.300 No, but you have to blow their mind a bit.
00:03:58.040 So, like, at the end of every first date, and then they're laying with me, and they're like, you think everything's a scam? 1.00
00:04:03.220 Because I'm like, yeah, sunscreen's a scam, shampoo's a scam, yeah, that's fucking bullshit. 0.99
00:04:08.440 Like, I say everything's a scam, and they're like, what's not a scam? 1.00
00:04:11.080 You've got to show me.
00:04:12.120 So I try to be, like, their portal to the truth in a way, where I, like, destroy their reality in real time.
00:04:17.360 They love it.
00:04:17.820 He's fixing women. 1.00
00:04:19.460 So he's just tearing women apart, and then that's how it's for now.
00:04:24.320 I'm just interested.
00:04:26.120 He's 10 minutes.
00:04:27.140 I only need nine seconds.
00:04:28.960 Do you live in Miami?
00:04:30.100 Yeah, I do now.
00:04:30.860 Okay, how long have you lived here?
00:04:33.240 I mean, I've been in and out of Miami.
00:04:35.340 I probably spent about two, three months here at a time.
00:04:38.200 Okay, and how, when's the last date you went on?
00:04:42.160 A few days ago.
00:04:43.360 And how'd it go?
00:04:44.780 Great.
00:04:45.480 What did she do for a little bit? 0.98
00:04:46.640 Well, actually, you know, I don't go on dates.
00:04:50.580 I'm, you know, I'm staying in my house, reading books.
00:04:53.340 Yeah, I don't do that.
00:04:54.040 But let's say I was to go on a date.
00:04:55.960 I would, I'm a man of God.
00:04:57.700 I don't go on dates just yet.
00:04:58.900 You know, I got things to do right now.
00:05:00.520 Like, you know, got to take over the world and whatnot.
00:05:02.740 But let's say I was to go on a date.
00:05:04.680 Here's what I would do.
00:05:06.060 I would probably, I wouldn't go on, like, I wouldn't do a night date since the first date.
00:05:09.980 I would take them out to, I don't know, a park or, like, take them to the beach or just something in the daytime.
00:05:15.220 Real nice, quick meeting, maybe a coffee, 20 minutes, ask them about astrology, ask them about whatever.
00:05:22.560 That's funny.
00:05:23.780 Just figure out something.
00:05:24.760 You said you're a man of God.
00:05:28.800 Are you celibate?
00:05:30.320 Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:05:32.260 Okay, that's today.
00:05:33.380 And so, I assume you're not a person, but we talked about it earlier.
00:05:36.740 So, are you going to wait until marriage for the next time then?
00:05:38.800 You're going to go all the way with that.
00:05:42.000 Can't disclose that information, I know.
00:05:43.800 Why not?
00:05:44.460 You're a man of God.
00:05:45.240 That's what they do.
00:05:46.480 That's why I can't, I can't disclose it, you know?
00:05:48.680 Between him and God.
00:05:49.480 Also, I also think men can't physically cheat.
00:05:55.320 Everyone, you guys were talking about men cheating earlier.
00:05:57.300 Men can't physically cheat.
00:05:58.340 It's just multifaithfulness.
00:05:59.260 So, you know, a woman can physically cheat. 1.00
00:06:02.020 But, yeah, I mean.
00:06:02.580 You said all these guys that cheat in Miami, they're not cheating.
00:06:06.340 They're just being multifaithful. 0.99
00:06:07.640 Also, like, your guy that's not cheating, he's jerking off and he's liking other girls' Instagram pictures. 0.99
00:06:12.140 If he could get with those girls, he would. 0.99
00:06:13.680 I'm actually curious. 1.00
00:06:14.260 Would you rather your man jerk off to pixels on a screen or just go fuck some bad bitch? 1.00
00:06:18.800 Jerk off. 1.00
00:06:19.160 He could jerk off. 1.00
00:06:19.740 He could jerk off. 1.00
00:06:20.680 I can't catch an MTV with that. 1.00
00:06:21.520 You don't think that's more pathetic than him, like, finding a hot Miami chick and be like... 0.99
00:06:24.860 Honestly, I'll help you. 0.99
00:06:27.740 I'll be back, baby.
00:06:28.580 I also, like, it's only cheating.
00:06:32.340 The just cheating aspect of it, like, that to me is not an issue.
00:06:36.140 I feel like if a man's committed to you in a sense that, like, he takes care of you, he's making sure that all your boxes are checked, like, from top to bottom.
00:06:46.820 Like, especially, like, in a marriage or something like that, then I, like...
00:06:51.740 Well, if you know about it, it's not cheating, then.
00:06:53.500 And if the other woman, you say, yeah, I have a girlfriend, what's up? 0.99
00:06:56.060 No, like, my issue is when it becomes cheating is when it becomes, like, disrespectful or, like, blatantly, like, or lying.
00:07:03.000 In your face.
00:07:03.760 Well, it's also, like, you just, you don't respect, you lose respect when they lie.
00:07:06.780 You have, like, girls calling your phone or something.
00:07:08.680 That's a...
00:07:09.900 Mm-hmm.
00:07:10.640 That finds line that you shouldn't cross in a relationship.
00:07:13.340 So you just don't want to know about it.
00:07:14.340 If he cheats...
00:07:15.440 Yeah.
00:07:15.780 No, it's not even about that.
00:07:15.960 As long as you don't find out, it's not cheating, right?
00:07:17.580 Like, it's not even about that.
00:07:19.200 It's not even about, like, not knowing about it because every woman knows her...
00:07:23.000 Like, when you're in a long-term relationship for more than five years, like, you know that person.
00:07:28.560 Yeah, you know the difference in patterns.
00:07:29.040 You know what they're doing or what they're not doing.
00:07:31.000 I told you...
00:07:31.560 It's just a matter of respecting your...
00:07:34.400 Dina, what if I told you sexually you'd just never be enough for him?
00:07:37.280 Ever.
00:07:37.800 That's what I'm saying.
00:07:38.500 That's why I don't have a problem with cheating. 0.98
00:07:39.960 I have other shit to do. 0.97
00:07:41.060 All right, cool. 0.98
00:07:41.480 Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:07:42.700 That's cool.
00:07:43.000 Like, I get that.
00:07:43.360 I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
00:07:44.740 My issue...
00:07:45.300 No.
00:07:45.780 When it becomes cheating is when it's, like, blatantly disrespectful.
00:07:49.780 When it's something that, like, okay, let's say you're no longer preserving the sanctity of what your relationship is to you, like, between the two of you.
00:07:59.080 Now, if you're honest and you're respectful and polygamy's your thing and the girl's down, hey, sure, why not? 1.00
00:08:04.580 You know what I mean?
00:08:05.560 So we're dating, though.
00:08:06.340 I can cheat.
00:08:06.920 You can't.
00:08:07.360 That's cool, right? 1.00
00:08:08.220 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:08:09.140 I have other shit to do. 1.00
00:08:10.240 All right, cool. 0.96
00:08:10.640 What does that mean?
00:08:11.140 What do you have to do?
00:08:12.200 I have other things to do.
00:08:13.480 I have other...
00:08:14.640 No, I have a 14-year-old.
00:08:18.360 I'm a stand-up comedian.
00:08:19.860 That's what I was asking.
00:08:20.440 I have other things to do.
00:08:22.020 Are you, like, the first funny woman stand-up comedian?
00:08:24.940 Probably, maybe.
00:08:25.880 I gotta come watch.
00:08:26.820 I swear, like, every single TikTok I see of a woman stand-up comedian, I want to break my phone. 1.00
00:08:31.940 It's just, I'm a whore. 1.00
00:08:33.100 I'm a whore. 1.00
00:08:33.820 I'm whore. 1.00
00:08:34.000 That's all they say. 1.00
00:08:34.760 No, they just joke about it.
00:08:36.040 I actually talk about the fact that, like, I like seeing couples together. 0.98
00:08:42.520 Like, when I'm out at shows and I do crowd work, I fuck with couples that are together 0.99
00:08:45.940 and I promote them staying together because dating is bullshit now. 1.00
00:08:50.420 Dating is bullshit. 0.99
00:08:50.980 Like, you know, so why not celebrate making things work with a person that you're genuinely 1.00
00:08:57.640 compatible with?