Types Of Women To Avoid In Miami
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Summary
In this episode, the guys talk about how to go on a date, how to talk to women, and what not to do on a first date. Also, we talk about what to do if you don t like going on dates.
Transcript
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Like, these girls, like, I don't know why they ask my body count on, like, the second date.
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That's happened to me multiple times where a girl asked for my body count.
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I heard in Florida, some people, like, keep track of their bodies, like, in a notebook.
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That's like, I'm, like, blowing her up right now.
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I noticed that before I ever saw that shit on the internet.
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Okay, so what about, have you, did you go on a date before that?
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Go to, like, Moxie's, Casa Tula, some shit like that.
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Bro, like, I don't like going on dates with girls.
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Like, I'm not trying to be rude, but it's, like, there's only so much to talk about.
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It's something you're not being really interesting yourself, baby.
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Actually, I need to, how, okay, how do first dates go for you?
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Like, so, like, for those of you, like, there's a lot of guys that, like, legit don't know how to talk to girls.
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There's, like, the few basic questions you can do that everyone can ask.
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And, like, yeah, you're not very entertaining, but that gets you by, at least initially.
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I try to, like, play, like, jokes and build off of those.
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I'll joke about being, like, Andrew Tate taught me how to pimp women, and now you can come join my army.
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Like, I was saying, if you have witty banter, it makes you stand out.
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They just joke about shit, and then, like, I don't know, I'll tell them, like, who runs the world, that kind of stuff.
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You're trying to tell them about the deep state and how feminism fucks society on the first date?
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Why are you talking about what you say on the first date?
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If they're not against the Matrix, you can't go out of them, you know?
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So, like, at the end of every first date, and then they're laying with me, and they're like, you think everything's a scam?
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Because I'm like, yeah, sunscreen's a scam, shampoo's a scam, yeah, that's fucking bullshit.
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Like, I say everything's a scam, and they're like, what's not a scam?
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So I try to be, like, their portal to the truth in a way, where I, like, destroy their reality in real time.
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So he's just tearing women apart, and then that's how it's for now.
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I probably spent about two, three months here at a time.
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Okay, and how, when's the last date you went on?
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I'm, you know, I'm staying in my house, reading books.
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Like, you know, got to take over the world and whatnot.
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I would probably, I wouldn't go on, like, I wouldn't do a night date since the first date.
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I would take them out to, I don't know, a park or, like, take them to the beach or just something in the daytime.
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Real nice, quick meeting, maybe a coffee, 20 minutes, ask them about astrology, ask them about whatever.
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And so, I assume you're not a person, but we talked about it earlier.
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So, are you going to wait until marriage for the next time then?
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That's why I can't, I can't disclose it, you know?
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Everyone, you guys were talking about men cheating earlier.
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You said all these guys that cheat in Miami, they're not cheating.
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Also, like, your guy that's not cheating, he's jerking off and he's liking other girls' Instagram pictures.
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Would you rather your man jerk off to pixels on a screen or just go fuck some bad bitch?
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You don't think that's more pathetic than him, like, finding a hot Miami chick and be like...
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The just cheating aspect of it, like, that to me is not an issue.
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I feel like if a man's committed to you in a sense that, like, he takes care of you, he's making sure that all your boxes are checked, like, from top to bottom.
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Like, especially, like, in a marriage or something like that, then I, like...
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Well, if you know about it, it's not cheating, then.
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And if the other woman, you say, yeah, I have a girlfriend, what's up?
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No, like, my issue is when it becomes cheating is when it becomes, like, disrespectful or, like, blatantly, like, or lying.
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Well, it's also, like, you just, you don't respect, you lose respect when they lie.
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You have, like, girls calling your phone or something.
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That finds line that you shouldn't cross in a relationship.
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As long as you don't find out, it's not cheating, right?
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It's not even about, like, not knowing about it because every woman knows her...
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Like, when you're in a long-term relationship for more than five years, like, you know that person.
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You know what they're doing or what they're not doing.
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Dina, what if I told you sexually you'd just never be enough for him?
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That's why I don't have a problem with cheating.
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I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
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When it becomes cheating is when it's, like, blatantly disrespectful.
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When it's something that, like, okay, let's say you're no longer preserving the sanctity of what your relationship is to you, like, between the two of you.
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Now, if you're honest and you're respectful and polygamy's your thing and the girl's down, hey, sure, why not?
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Are you, like, the first funny woman stand-up comedian?
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I swear, like, every single TikTok I see of a woman stand-up comedian, I want to break my phone.
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I actually talk about the fact that, like, I like seeing couples together.
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Like, when I'm out at shows and I do crowd work, I fuck with couples that are together
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and I promote them staying together because dating is bullshit now.
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Like, you know, so why not celebrate making things work with a person that you're genuinely