Women Will NEVER Be The Same Again
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Summary
In this episode, we discuss the difference between a good housewife and a bad housewife, domestic skills and attitude. We also talk about the benefits and drawbacks of being a housewife vs being a good one.
Transcript
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Alright. Okay, now domestic skills. She's an A, but she has no domestic skills. What is she?
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No domestic skills? No domestic skills. So raise of hands is a B. Raise your hand.
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She doesn't have any domestic skills. No. But she's still got the good attitude. You can teach her,
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you know. Oh, if you can teach, that's a B. No, see, that's not fair, because that's not what we
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were talking about. We were just grading domestic skills, not if she's nice or if she's got a nice
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attitude. She has everything else that's on the list, but she can't cook. B. If she's open to
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learn B, B, B, yeah. Okay. Nah, nah. That's good. I like that. That's fair. I can't believe this.
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I need the women. Are you mad? She can't cook. Wait, wait. If she can learn, if she can learn.
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I need the women to stop whining. Stop whining about the men's preferences. These are the men's
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preferences. They didn't whine when we picked this out. So wait, what's the kids eating?
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This is the fish finger. Okay, but let's be honest. Most people know how to take care
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of themselves. I have my own place, so I look after my own place. So if she's moving in and
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she doesn't know how to look after it, it's calm. I'm doing it anyway.
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The other thing, not about being a housewife, but I was learned, right, when in the household
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I was growing up, me and my siblings were responsible for taking care of the house,
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right? Because the teachers discipline all of that. That's just how I am. So if she has everything
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else, but that's the only thing she doesn't bring, that's calm. But the thing is, if she's
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submissive and agreeable, and you ask her to learn how to cook, she'd cook.
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It's a robot for another, exactly, yeah. If she's submissive.
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Yeah, but you're adding all this stuff. All we said is that she doesn't have any domestic.
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You're like, if she doesn't have domestic, then this, this, this. That's different.
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No, no, I'm agreeing with you. I'm saying, if she doesn't know how to cook,
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and she doesn't have domestic skills, but she's submissive and all of that.
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It doesn't matter. Yeah. Okay. Because that was the same. Well, yeah, there you go.
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Okay. So next, um, all right. She, A, but she's got a kid. All right. So we're going to raise
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of hands. We're going to raise of hands. Who says a B? This one is controversial.
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Who says a B? Okay. Now, who says a C? Oh dear. Now, who says a D? Okay. One D. Who says an F?
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Oh, okay. This is scary. No, guys, ladies, this is important. Ladies watching, this is what happens
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if you become a single mother. If you're going to leave your home, the grass is not greener on the
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other side. You will go from an A to an F. Yep. You become an equation. Based on one decision.
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It's harsh. It's true. Like, it's like, I don't like no guy who doesn't have a kid wants to choose
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a woman to marry and have kids. Yeah, exactly. Like it got, we just, it's, it's such a major
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thing for us. I don't know why. And it's harsh, but it's true. And practically, it's just all the
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responsibility without the authority. It's like, if things go wrong, it's your fault, but you have no
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control over the situation. Okay. That's a scapegoat. Okay. Next. All right. I want a bad
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attitude. So a woman has an A, but she's got a bad attitude. Is she a B? Raise your hand.
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C? Raise your hand. D? Raise your hand. F? Raise your hand. Okay. This is, this is the most common
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answer we got. I'm not going to disagree. Yeah. Yeah. So, so guys, I mean, this is a lesson for
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the chicks. You can look hot. You can be amazing. You can look great. I just want to say, but if you
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got a bad attitude, you go from an A to an F. I'm guessing most of the men in this room in Nigerian,
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respect is very important in our culture. Yeah. I'm just saying that. And I think also after you deal
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with a lot of women, you just don't tolerate bad attitudes. Yeah, but I'll be honest, but like there's a level
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of respect in African culture that is different to like the Oymbo culture. Okay. Now she's got all
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this, right? But she's cheated before. Oh, no. Okay. We're going to wait. Let me just, let me just rank it.
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Okay. Is she a B? C? D? She cheated. She cheated once. All right. He says D.
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All right. She did. All right. Again, important, important lesson. Oh, we forgot body count.
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We didn't say that, but it goes. No, ladies, we're going to ask the ladies first and then we're
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going to ask the guys. So ladies, you're back in the game. All right. A B has slept with how many
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people? Let's, let's, let's break down actual numbers. Three to five. All right. Three to five is
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a B. All right. Raise your hand, ladies, if you think three to five is a B. I would say
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that's fine. Three to five. Yes. In modern times. Historically, it's all whores, but you
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know. All right. I just don't like that. All right. I just don't like that. Yeah, but you're
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going to be, you're going to be going to get. This is how men think, guys. This is how men think.
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All right. Ten bodies brings you down to a what? A C? What's that? Ten bodies. Is that a C?
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Raise your hand, women, if you think it's a C. I would say D. D is 10? I would say D. Okay. 10 is a D.
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Okay. All right. How many is an F? 15? Yeah. 15. Who says? And above. All right. We're going to go
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20. 20 above. You say above 20? All right. What's your number? 15? 15. What's your number?
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15? What's your number? Yeah, it should be 15. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Yeah, higher
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than the age. Okay. So we're just going to say roughly. That does make sense. You say roughly.
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I have this one tiny before I go here. Okay. We'll go. We'll go. We'll go. We'll see you.
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We'll see you there. Okay. I like that. We'll do 20. We'll do 20 because I think averaging
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that out, it'd be like, we're just going to, for shits and giggles. Okay, men. All right,
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men, let's go body count. Let's break it down. All right. What is an A, guys? How many bodies does she
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get to still be an A? Realistically. Before, can I just ask you, is it now or? Yeah, realistic
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now. I'm asking you if you had to give out a report card. Okay. Okay, now. I'm going to go
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right now. I'm going to go right now. I'm going to go right now. I'm asking your opinion. It
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should be what they ideally want, right? I'm asking what the men, I'm asking what you want.
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We want to know what you want. All right. All right. Who says only a virgin gets an A? Yeah,
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raise your hand. All the guys. No, not all the guys. Why are you saying? All right. So
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zero is an A. All right. For a B. All right. Let's, I'm going to, I want you to raise your
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hand when it becomes a B. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
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Okay. I would say the average, most people said three or four, I think. Okay. So we're
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kind of three to five was the women. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we, we kind of, we, we kind of
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match. So now we're going to, I want you to raise your hand when it becomes a C now.
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All right. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Okay. Okay. So
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seven, eight, seven, seven, seven, seven to 10 ish
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ish ish ish ish. Okay. Now we're going to go see what a D is. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,
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15, 16. Okay. So like 16 ish ish. 10 to 15 roughly. We're just going to go is a D. Now
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So, no, and this is important for us ladies to know what percent of women are getting Fs right now.
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And, you know, men might not tell us this to our face, but this is how guys think.
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And this is what I mean when I say the majority of women are getting Fs, are getting Ds.
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All right, ladies, what does an abortion bring you down to?
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Okay, so I'm going to go down from A to F, and I want you guys to raise your hand when you think an abortion.
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So, just raise your hand when you think it's one abortion where she's at.
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What would you guys say the average of that was?
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Would that mean two abortions brings you down another two?
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We're looking at it as if the abortion is separate from the woman.
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Once a woman gets an abortion, that damages something in her.
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Because they always make abortion seem as if it's this thing where it saves the woman and this and that.
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Women go through things and they might think they want to get an abortion.
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But people never talk about the effects abortions have on women.
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So if we're talking about the woman, you want to pick.
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What I'm talking about is if I'm talking about the woman I want to pick to be my wife who I want to have a family with and she's had an abortion, there is a trauma that comes with that.