JustPearlyThings - June 05, 2023


Zherka Drops Dating Advice on Pearl's stream


Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

166.52364

Word count

1,617

Sentence count

155

Harmful content

Misogyny

23

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

19

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Summary

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In this episode, we discuss how to be a good fuck buddy to a woman, how to get her to like you, and how to keep her interested in you even when you don't have a job or a partner.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I think there was a president who said his game was he makes his woman do him favors all the time. 1.00
00:00:06.840 And she psychically thinks, if I'm doing favors, he must be my boyfriend.
00:00:10.640 It was like Edison or someone.
00:00:11.800 I forgot what it was, like this quote.
00:00:13.500 But it turned out to be true that the more she's investing in you, the more she'll stick around, which is so weird. 1.00
00:00:19.580 It's like a woman's like a golden retriever, you know, put the bitch to work. 1.00
00:00:23.180 No, I've heard that in psychology, like people that do favors for you like you more than like the other way around. 1.00
00:00:36.400 Men are like dogs, too.
00:00:37.720 Like if I have no job, I can't really start making out with her and enjoying her.
00:00:42.780 But if I come home from work, then I can because I feel like a man, you know.
00:00:47.060 So it's like, yeah, we need Frisbees.
00:00:49.560 We need career Frisbees and she needs like an owner. 1.00
00:00:55.380 Is that going to hurt your channel?
00:00:57.160 No, I don't know.
00:00:58.740 I mean, at this point, I think it doesn't really.
00:01:02.060 I mean, I can't see chat at all.
00:01:04.780 What are they saying?
00:01:07.520 He has to be masculine around her.
00:01:09.720 Otherwise, she'll cheat. 1.00
00:01:12.720 If you look at Zerka as pure entertainment, then everything he says makes sense.
00:01:16.900 Do you consider yourself pure entertainment? 0.98
00:01:19.560 No, actually, some guy, some idiot at that meet and greet was pressuring me to say, Zerka, I know you're not actually like this. 0.98
00:01:28.000 I know this is just a character. 0.97
00:01:29.440 And how much of it is real?
00:01:31.340 I said, 85, 90.
00:01:33.520 And he looked at me like this.
00:01:34.780 Like, go ask my mom, go ask anyone who knows me.
00:01:40.280 It's 80 to 85 to 90 is all real.
00:01:42.960 And look at my results and look at the average man's results with women.
00:01:46.800 That's what they say.
00:01:47.280 I'm dominating.
00:01:48.800 That's what they say to me, too.
00:01:50.320 They're like, do you actually think these things?
00:01:52.840 I'm like, yes, I do.
00:01:54.760 I mean, I'm a woman.
00:01:55.600 We change our mind like the wind.
00:01:56.980 You know what I mean?
00:01:57.540 It's like, can't promise tomorrow.
00:01:59.740 But today I do.
00:02:00.620 So, yeah, I even believe you should start arguments with her throughout the day for no reason at all.
00:02:07.740 Because when you bring a woman toxic, it's controlled and it can be, it can level out. 1.00
00:02:15.160 But if you don't bring her anything and you wait for her to bring the war, she doesn't bring like bullets. 0.99
00:02:21.720 She brings nukes. 0.98
00:02:23.420 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:02:24.260 So, yeah, you have to, like, anytime they'll be sitting on a couch, I'll be like, look at you sitting there, fucking loser. 1.00
00:02:31.520 You got nothing to do. 0.99
00:02:32.920 That keeps them around longer than me being quiet and her coming to me. 0.98
00:02:37.540 I feel like a loser.
00:02:39.100 I don't do anything when I date you.
00:02:41.080 So, you have to, like, hot and cold actually stimulate them.
00:02:44.380 You do anything to a woman, just don't bore her. 1.00
00:02:49.820 If she loves you, she fucks you. 1.00
00:02:52.300 If she hates you, she fucks you more. 1.00
00:02:54.920 But if she's bored of you and different, you've lost her, right? 1.00
00:02:58.860 I've gone into so many parties where a girl's like, you're the sexist guy. 1.00
00:03:02.220 Aren't you on Twitch? 0.98
00:03:02.960 You're the sexist guy.
00:03:04.240 And all the guys are like, hmm, Zerko's not getting any.
00:03:07.920 And because of that polarizing energy, they all surround me, trying to debate me.
00:03:14.040 And now I can pick and choose which one I want.
00:03:16.980 But if I enter the room as an average Joe, they're indifferent to me and they don't know I'm in the room.
00:03:23.280 Another thing, if you know, this is how you can tell if women respect you, when you enter a room, do they sit up straight or do they flinch?
00:03:31.380 Not like, oh, Zerko's going to knock me out, right? 0.88
00:03:33.620 But women actually change immediately their posture. 1.00
00:03:38.180 They touch their hair.
00:03:39.120 They blow, right?
00:03:40.040 As soon as you walk in a room.
00:03:41.580 But if you're a nobody, they're looking at their phone.
00:03:44.020 They look at you and, oh, Tom's here.
00:03:46.520 You know, they don't do anything.
00:03:47.400 So, you'll know you're polarizing with the way the energy shifts when you enter.
00:03:52.900 Do you think that it's, like, eventually she's going to get bored?
00:03:57.900 Like, I mean, if you're married for, say, 50 years, you don't think at some point she's going to get bored?
00:04:02.000 Well, I mean, ending that unity that cannot be replaced, even if you have a new one, it's just not replaced.
00:04:12.740 It can never be replaced.
00:04:14.180 Just because you're bored kind of shows that, like, the woman's suffering from autism or something.
00:04:20.260 Because that's why you have to give them kids, right?
00:04:24.860 If a woman is either prepping you as the father of her kids or she's leaving you. 1.00
00:04:31.580 She's either going in one trajectory or the other.
00:04:34.160 And they don't get bored with kids.
00:04:36.020 You give them kids and they'll be fine.
00:04:37.880 Oh, you'd be surprised.
00:04:39.540 You would be surprised.
00:04:40.040 You know, I always say, I'm going to be so charitable because it's your show.
00:04:43.460 Less memes here.
00:04:44.560 I always say single husbands do better than single moms. 1.00
00:04:48.460 But a woman in a happy marriage is such a better mother than the father.
00:04:56.140 Even if the father tries his best, he can't compete even 25%.
00:05:00.820 So when women are happy, that's the one time they can actually function at a black belt level and beat a man at something, right? 1.00
00:05:08.320 Like, if you see a healthy Muslim family or a Christian family, the mom is way, way more important than the dad at raising the kids. 0.70
00:05:16.720 And the dad's kind of, like, impactful in it for the son's and daughter's ideology.
00:05:22.580 But really, the mom's, like, doing all the work.
00:05:25.140 You know, when I think of my mom compared to my dad, it's like, my mom was the greatest mom on earth.
00:05:29.460 You know, I've never heard my mom say one cuss word. 1.00
00:05:32.280 Like, I've never heard her say the F word or anything.
00:05:34.820 So when I meet women, I'm always depressed. 1.00
00:05:36.780 Because, like, I get women to say slurs around me.
00:05:41.000 So it's, like, we, so it's fun.
00:05:43.920 But it is weird that I grew up with the archetype of the first woman that I saw in my, when I came out the birth canal.
00:05:51.580 Never, like, she's the highest level of purity I've ever seen in a soul.
00:05:55.220 So every woman, even the pure ones today, look very dirty to me, right? 1.00
00:06:01.940 Where it's, like, yeah, just, like, you know, women swear and, you know, they act like men now. 0.99
00:06:07.380 Do you want to get married?
00:06:08.500 Yeah, I've been saying this for the longest time.
00:06:12.940 It's, like, marriage is, like, the biggest thing.
00:06:16.880 It's bigger than kids for me.
00:06:18.420 You know, I don't really fantasize about kids.
00:06:20.660 I know I'm supposed to have them.
00:06:22.060 But I fantasize about marriage way more.
00:06:23.940 Like, because I've always been, I had two relationships and loyal and both of them.
00:06:29.540 Well, they said, like, I'm verbally abusive.
00:06:31.500 I'm the worst guy.
00:06:32.260 I'm Satan. 0.99
00:06:32.860 I'm evil.
00:06:33.420 But they said the one thing he's good at is he's loyal.
00:06:35.480 And it's, like, dude, there's this confidence.
00:06:38.660 I was trying to tell Myron this the other day.
00:06:40.260 There's this confidence a man gets when all the sins of the world are, like, at your fingertips and you say no for your wife.
00:06:50.300 But I can see that marriage flopping.
00:06:54.740 Like, even billionaires like Trump have three marriages.
00:06:57.180 Like, you just, I can see it flopping.
00:06:59.460 And that's what I'm thinking.
00:07:00.880 I'm just going to marry a retired hoe like Trump. 1.00
00:07:04.060 I'm just going to do that.
00:07:06.600 Wait, why?
00:07:10.080 Because if I get a pure one, she won't be as attractive as the ones that I'm used to.
00:07:14.620 Because if you're attractive, the world gets to you first.
00:07:17.080 The notifications and the whole world DMs you first. 1.00
00:07:22.080 So, kind of fucked. 1.00
00:07:24.680 And I value beauty the most. 1.00
00:07:28.560 Because for some reason, when the girl's beautiful, she can throw a frying pan at me. 1.00
00:07:32.560 Like, they try to stab me with knives.
00:07:34.280 And I'm kind of smiling.
00:07:35.280 It's not that bad.
00:07:36.480 You know?
00:07:36.820 When they're beautiful, when they go crazy, it's not that bad for me. 1.00
00:07:39.840 But if they're mid and they go crazy, then I go, like, holy fuck. 1.00
00:07:43.220 Maybe I want to transition and beat her up, you know? 1.00
00:07:45.420 So, won't she be mid in 10 years anyway? 0.97
00:07:51.540 No.
00:07:52.960 15?
00:07:53.780 No, not you.
00:07:54.420 Her.
00:07:56.460 Oh, her? 0.83
00:07:57.420 Yeah.
00:07:57.940 Like, if she's...
00:07:58.680 Well, if you get an attractive woman, they actually level out. 1.00
00:08:03.420 If you get a mid, they go under. 0.97
00:08:05.620 They go ugly.
00:08:06.060 Oh, I see.
00:08:06.900 But if you get, like...
00:08:08.940 I was just thinking, like, wouldn't she be mid later anyway?
00:08:11.760 Like, I'd imagine by, like, 45, like, most women are mid. 1.00
00:08:16.380 And you're going to live to be, like, what?
00:08:17.940 90?
00:08:18.700 80?
00:08:19.740 Most people.
00:08:20.580 80?
00:08:20.980 75?
00:08:22.880 Me?
00:08:24.780 The average person, like, 75?
00:08:27.120 I don't know your health.
00:08:28.360 No.
00:08:29.180 I'm already overdosed twice and had some organ issues.
00:08:34.580 So, I don't think I'm going to 40.
00:08:36.900 Oh, okay.
00:08:37.480 Yeah.
00:08:37.700 Then you might as well value...
00:08:39.080 Also, I'm tall.
00:08:40.320 Tall people don't... 1.00
00:08:41.180 Tall men don't go that far.
00:08:44.240 I'm tall, too.
00:08:45.240 Is that...
00:08:45.760 Is that bad?
00:08:47.860 For women? 0.89
00:08:48.940 Have you ever...
00:08:49.840 How tall are you?
00:08:51.440 Guess.
00:08:52.040 Guess.
00:08:54.300 5'11 is tall.
00:08:55.960 Yeah.
00:08:56.360 I'm six foot.
00:08:59.100 Six foot?
00:08:59.780 Have you ever seen a granny who's six feet tall? 1.00
00:09:04.700 I don't see many women. 1.00
00:09:06.360 You're fucked. 1.00
00:09:07.400 No! 1.00
00:09:07.800 You're fucked. 1.00
00:09:08.600 No! 1.00
00:09:10.240 Wow. 1.00
00:09:10.680 You're fucked. 1.00
00:09:11.780 You're so fucked. 1.00
00:09:12.580 You're so fucked. 1.00
00:09:12.640 Thank you. 1.00