Leo D.M.J. Aurini - March 08, 2015


Aurini's Insight: A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

131.51907

Word Count

3,449

Sentence Count

238

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

21


Summary

A Million Ways to Die in the West is a comedy-drama starring Seth MacFarlane, directed by Seth himself. In this episode of Arno's Insight, I review it, and discuss why I'm disappointed in Seth as a man.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thank you.
00:00:30.000 This episode of Arini's Insight is brought to you by Jorge, who requested that I review
00:00:34.860 the Seth MacFarlane film, A Million Ways to Die in the West.
00:00:39.940 And Jorge, I don't know if I should be thanking you or cursing you right now, because after
00:00:47.980 watching it, I know exactly why you wanted me to review it.
00:00:51.860 And yet that was a painful two hours to sit through.
00:00:55.900 Oh.
00:01:00.000 Now, one of my favorite internet reviewers, Confused Matthew, he once started off one
00:01:05.740 of his reviews by saying that he was always taught, if you can't say anything nice, don't
00:01:10.480 say anything at all.
00:01:11.680 And I think that is a very good policy to work off of.
00:01:16.920 And yet, by me saying these nice things, in certain respects, that's the most damning
00:01:25.780 statement I could make.
00:01:28.400 Because the thing about Seth MacFarlane is that he is absolutely hilarious.
00:01:34.100 The guy has a comedic talent that is just astronomical.
00:01:40.160 It is absolutely amazing.
00:01:43.800 Quite frankly, Family Guy is not a very good show.
00:01:49.120 It has incredibly flat, boring characters, terrible animation.
00:01:55.380 There's really only two characters to speak of, Stewie and Brian.
00:01:59.660 But it's absolutely hilarious.
00:02:03.960 You know, compare that to something like The Simpsons, which has very complex characters,
00:02:08.060 developed plots.
00:02:10.780 It's...
00:02:11.820 And yet, Family Guy is just stunningly hilarious.
00:02:17.060 Which is why I'm so disappointed in him as a man.
00:02:23.820 You see, like, if I were reviewing...
00:02:27.020 I'm not going to name anything specific, because maybe there's some artistic angle I'm missing
00:02:31.280 on it.
00:02:31.580 But there's a lot of garbage on Adult Swim.
00:02:35.540 Okay, there's some real gold, like Archer or Rick and Morty.
00:02:40.780 You know, there's some stuff with really good plots and really good comedy.
00:02:45.840 But there's a lot of garbage, too.
00:02:48.900 And if you gave me...
00:02:50.700 If you asked me to review one of these garbage shows, and it's like, oh, look, they're going
00:02:54.800 for the standard joke about, look, cops are racist.
00:02:58.540 Or whatever, you know, look, it's a stupid dad.
00:03:03.200 You know, I just...
00:03:04.320 I cannot get offended by that stuff, because it's not like it's good comedy to begin with.
00:03:08.500 You know, it's really...
00:03:09.880 It's schlock.
00:03:10.840 It's derivative.
00:03:12.040 It's garbage.
00:03:13.020 Whereas Seth MacFarlane is a true talent.
00:03:16.360 The man is absolutely brilliant, and yet his own worst enemy is himself, as I think we'll
00:03:23.200 see as I get into the film.
00:03:25.400 And, you know, on the off chance that he sees this, Seth MacFarlane was supposed to be on
00:03:33.840 one of the flights on September 11th.
00:03:36.680 He was supposed to be on one of the flights, I believe it was flight 11, or 111.
00:03:41.580 And he missed the flight by five minutes.
00:03:46.360 And, you know, like, listen, I don't know if you believe in God or not, Seth, but even
00:03:55.420 if you don't, even if it's a completely atheistic mechanical universe, you know, you win the
00:04:01.740 lottery, that comes with a huge moral burden.
00:04:07.200 You know, it's...
00:04:08.100 Yeah, you win the lottery, you go and you buy a fancy car and you have fun for about a
00:04:11.880 week.
00:04:12.300 After that, you have to start thinking about, how am I going to invest this into a business?
00:04:16.440 How am I going to improve my community?
00:04:17.920 How am I...
00:04:18.540 I'm not just going to blow all this money, but, you know, how am I going to do something
00:04:22.180 good with this?
00:04:23.780 When you're given this incredible bounty in life, whether it's by luck or if it's an
00:04:29.100 act of God, that comes with a heavy moral obligation.
00:04:33.320 And the fact that you almost died on September 11th, that's something you should be carrying
00:04:40.820 with yourself.
00:04:41.820 That's something you should really be dedicating yourself to.
00:04:46.020 And from what I've seen, he's rather flippant about the matter.
00:04:48.500 But, you know, maybe that's just his public position.
00:04:52.780 The point is that I think Seth MacFarlane has an amazing talent as a comedy writer and even
00:04:59.040 as a writer in general.
00:05:00.180 He actually is a very good writer.
00:05:03.060 Why do you have to waste it on this ugliness?
00:05:07.100 All right.
00:05:07.720 So, A Million Ways to Die in the West.
00:05:10.700 If you didn't see the trailers or if you simply forgot about them, it's a series set in the
00:05:17.760 Old West with basically a sarcastic millennial being stuck in this nitty-gritty, you know,
00:05:27.020 true grit type era, complaining about everything, complaining how dangerous things are.
00:05:32.420 And I left.
00:05:34.760 It was very funny.
00:05:36.820 It overstayed its welcome by about an hour.
00:05:39.260 But it was very, very funny at times.
00:05:41.400 And yet I think the entire film really sums up this deficit of masculinity that we have.
00:05:53.600 Like, this film perfectly encaptures everything that is wrong with the modern man.
00:06:00.460 So, the first question I'd like to explore, why do we love the Western genre?
00:06:09.100 Why do we love cowboys?
00:06:10.320 Why do we love cowboys?
00:06:14.520 The core of it, it's the romanticism of the male soul.
00:06:21.140 You know, it was, um...
00:06:23.380 Who was it?
00:06:26.380 I forget.
00:06:27.060 A writer I follow.
00:06:28.540 I'll remember him by the time the video's down.
00:06:30.400 There's a link down below.
00:06:31.280 So he wrote an excellent piece about how men are the true romantics and how the idea of going off into the range with nothing but a horse, a hound, and a rifle is something that every man lusts after.
00:06:49.160 That opportunity to truly test ourselves, to not be so protected and safe, to not be so comfortable, but to prove our mettle, to prove that we deserve to exist.
00:07:04.700 That is what we are so attracted to by the genre.
00:07:09.060 Now, in actual fact, the cowboy era was not that violent.
00:07:16.440 Ironically, it was the places where the federal government was administering law, from what I understand anyway.
00:07:21.840 Places like Texas actually had more violence because you were getting companies, corporations were exploiting the federal government to get monopoly and screw other people out of business, leading to violence.
00:07:33.740 In actual frontier times, there was very little violence, actually.
00:07:39.920 There was a lot of work.
00:07:41.500 There was a lot of hard work setting up your homestead.
00:07:43.680 But this idea of bandits wandering around and shootouts at high noon, grossly overstated.
00:07:50.880 The, oh, which one was it?
00:07:53.560 The shootout at the OK Corral, I think there were only like three or four people that died.
00:07:59.720 Like, it's really small.
00:08:00.500 When you do a movie reenactment, there's like 20 people that die.
00:08:03.420 It's this huge, drawn-out gunfight.
00:08:04.920 Like, the actual gunfight that happened was much smaller.
00:08:12.400 Essentially, it would be like nowadays we have occasional shootouts.
00:08:17.260 We have the occasional bank robbers, you know, mostly in L.A.
00:08:20.100 We have the occasional, you know, convenience store robbery.
00:08:24.500 But it would be like comparing the levels of violence that we actually have to Grand Theft Auto.
00:08:32.100 Cowboy times really weren't that violent.
00:08:34.860 And yet, in our media, in our video games, you know, in our, you know, even stuff like, like Cowboy Bebop, for example, is heavily inspired by the Western genre, which is why I absolutely love it.
00:08:48.220 And it's way more violent, ridiculously more violent than things actually were.
00:08:56.800 And that's because in narratives, there's a certain catharsis to the violence.
00:09:00.680 Because realistically, real-world violence, like, let's talk about gun control.
00:09:07.120 Let's talk about guns and how they stop violence.
00:09:09.680 You know, because the gun grabbers love to point out that you're more likely to accidentally shoot yourself with a gun than you are likely to shoot a criminal.
00:09:21.300 And the reason that's a thing is because guns don't stop crime by shooting bad guys.
00:09:29.920 Guns stop crime merely by being there on your hip.
00:09:33.140 See, in a video game, like, imagine, you know, Fallout New Vegas.
00:09:38.640 I've been playing that recently, so it's on my mind.
00:09:42.320 In that game, imagine in that game, every time the bandits showed up to attack you, you just showed the pistol on your hip, and they said,
00:09:49.920 Whoa, Haas, we're going to back down.
00:09:53.040 Not a very fun game.
00:09:56.340 That'd be quite tedious, quite frankly.
00:09:58.480 In real life, however, in real life, if you were about to be assaulted by a number of people,
00:10:06.020 and you brandished your peacemaker, and they back down,
00:10:11.760 you might need to sit down and have a cigarette after that.
00:10:14.700 It'd be pretty high stress.
00:10:16.080 It'd be a pretty exciting thing.
00:10:17.860 That'd be a story that you'd tell people about at the bar for the next 20 years.
00:10:21.640 So, it's, again, men want to, real men want to challenge themselves.
00:10:32.640 You know, they own guns not because they want to kill people,
00:10:35.840 but because they're well aware that a situation like that could develop.
00:10:39.600 And so, the romantic notion of the West isn't that we were shooting people left, right, and center.
00:10:46.640 It's that it was a true challenge.
00:10:49.540 It required true grit to survive in the West.
00:10:53.180 And any man worth his salt, any red-blooded man, wants to test himself, wants to push himself,
00:11:02.060 wants to know that, because growing up, there's always this question.
00:11:06.320 In that scenario, would I choke?
00:11:12.580 You know, and you can't really know yourself until you have faced death, until you've faced danger.
00:11:19.720 And that doesn't necessarily mean a gunfight.
00:11:21.900 It could mean as simple as protecting your cattle from some coyotes.
00:11:29.640 But see, that's why we love it.
00:11:30.720 It's because we want to be tested.
00:11:32.220 Now, A Million Ways to Die in the West.
00:11:41.960 Let me explain what it isn't.
00:11:44.920 Okay, now, maybe you just saw the trailers,
00:11:47.620 and obviously it's an exaggeration of how dangerous things were back then,
00:11:51.320 because, yeah, there were lots of ways to die in the West.
00:11:55.240 Rattlesnakes, bulls, cholera, surgery, etc.
00:12:00.180 And so the idea of transposing a modern millennial who's used to, you know,
00:12:09.600 antibiotics and painkillers and etc.,
00:12:14.180 to transpose that person into the West,
00:12:16.340 that's comedy gold right there.
00:12:18.380 And the really good comedy portions involve that.
00:12:21.080 But see, there's more going on.
00:12:25.900 This, that right there, that, if that had been what the movie was,
00:12:30.500 I probably would have loved it.
00:12:32.640 You know, it would have been very tongue-in-cheek,
00:12:34.880 would have been very silly,
00:12:36.640 but it would have also been bloody hilarious.
00:12:40.180 And certain moments were hilarious.
00:12:42.440 But there's a little bit more going on in the story.
00:12:48.780 And the best way to sum it up
00:12:50.040 is to talk about the gamma male.
00:12:54.440 The sexual loser.
00:12:59.820 The guy that does not know
00:13:02.120 how to be manly,
00:13:03.940 how to attract women,
00:13:05.000 and is just a little boy
00:13:08.340 that's afraid of growing up.
00:13:11.320 Because that is the character Seth MacFarlane wrote.
00:13:14.940 And that is the character he played.
00:13:21.200 So, MacFarlane's character
00:13:23.000 is a sheep farmer
00:13:27.220 and a coward.
00:13:29.860 And the main arc of the story
00:13:31.600 involves him
00:13:33.140 meeting this woman
00:13:34.340 who teaches him
00:13:36.540 to be a real gunslinger
00:13:38.720 because some poof stole his ex-girlfriend
00:13:41.200 and they're going to have a gunfight
00:13:42.560 or whatever.
00:13:46.040 But it's this narrative
00:13:47.740 that I've seen cropping up
00:13:49.180 in a lot of places.
00:13:50.560 The mummy character.
00:13:53.640 Where
00:13:54.280 this chick comes in
00:13:56.340 and she's all
00:13:57.840 badass,
00:13:59.080 super lawyer,
00:14:00.080 ninja cop.
00:14:01.340 You know,
00:14:01.620 she is the best shot.
00:14:03.460 She's Calamity Jane
00:14:04.580 with her pistol.
00:14:07.320 You know,
00:14:08.260 hot blonde too.
00:14:09.460 But for some strange reason,
00:14:12.040 she goes after Seth MacFarlane
00:14:13.620 who is a whiny loser
00:14:17.180 who doesn't know how to shoot a gun,
00:14:20.000 who's afraid of rattlesnakes,
00:14:21.460 who's afraid of being a man,
00:14:22.820 who complains constantly,
00:14:25.140 whines constantly
00:14:26.120 about living in the West
00:14:27.220 and has absolutely no masculine virtue.
00:14:30.640 He's not the sort of man
00:14:31.980 that could protect his family.
00:14:33.540 He's not the sort of man
00:14:34.760 that inspires other men
00:14:36.640 to follow him.
00:14:38.780 He's pathetic.
00:14:40.580 You might overlook this in the film
00:14:42.300 because Seth MacFarlane's
00:14:43.520 a very good-looking guy.
00:14:44.620 But replace Seth MacFarlane,
00:14:47.480 in your mind,
00:14:49.120 replace him
00:14:49.900 with some
00:14:51.260 cheeto-eating,
00:14:55.060 cheeto-eating,
00:14:59.000 cowardly,
00:15:00.340 sniveling
00:15:01.580 rat man
00:15:03.940 and you'll get a more
00:15:05.540 accurate view.
00:15:07.860 See,
00:15:08.300 the gamma male
00:15:08.920 fantasizes.
00:15:11.360 Like,
00:15:11.560 the gamma male,
00:15:12.360 for him,
00:15:13.460 sexuality is not
00:15:14.640 winning a woman's heart.
00:15:17.480 It's not
00:15:18.100 being
00:15:18.960 such an excellent man,
00:15:20.800 being of such good
00:15:21.600 caliber
00:15:22.260 and courage
00:15:23.740 and virtue
00:15:25.220 that a woman
00:15:27.720 willingly follows you.
00:15:30.840 This is absolutely
00:15:31.760 absent from his
00:15:32.520 understanding of reality.
00:15:34.000 Instead,
00:15:34.320 for the gamma male,
00:15:35.780 the gamma male
00:15:37.080 tries to be a good
00:15:38.200 little boy
00:15:38.740 for mommy.
00:15:40.320 He can only understand
00:15:41.440 romantic relationships
00:15:43.120 as he understands
00:15:45.480 his relationship
00:15:46.260 to his mother.
00:15:48.360 He has no relationship
00:15:49.900 to masculinity,
00:15:51.240 to fatherhood,
00:15:53.140 to leadership,
00:15:54.400 nobility.
00:15:55.880 His only
00:15:56.620 guide in life
00:15:58.000 is the feminine,
00:16:00.800 is his mother.
00:16:03.080 And so he tries
00:16:03.820 to be a good
00:16:04.580 little boy.
00:16:05.780 He tries
00:16:06.600 not to
00:16:07.780 stir up problems.
00:16:10.120 He,
00:16:10.480 when he does
00:16:11.920 have a complaint,
00:16:13.760 when he does
00:16:14.320 want something,
00:16:15.820 he whines.
00:16:17.340 He cries
00:16:18.000 like an infant
00:16:19.000 so that mommy
00:16:19.960 will come fix it.
00:16:21.940 And in his
00:16:22.500 fantasy world,
00:16:24.400 his fantasy lover
00:16:26.480 is mommy,
00:16:28.100 who teaches him
00:16:28.840 how to tie
00:16:29.420 his shoelaces
00:16:30.260 and how to
00:16:31.460 shoot a gun.
00:16:33.000 And when his
00:16:34.000 ex-girlfriend
00:16:34.540 leaves him
00:16:34.980 because he's
00:16:35.400 a loser,
00:16:36.140 she's the one
00:16:36.660 that comes
00:16:37.060 and says,
00:16:37.460 here,
00:16:37.740 here,
00:16:38.500 cry on my chest.
00:16:40.000 She doesn't know
00:16:40.860 what a great guy
00:16:41.740 you are.
00:16:43.120 When the reality
00:16:43.860 is she left him
00:16:44.520 because he's
00:16:44.900 a frickin' coward.
00:16:45.820 Now there's a
00:16:51.340 second element
00:16:52.100 to this
00:16:52.900 gamma male
00:16:53.360 fantasy
00:16:53.860 that plays out
00:16:54.940 in this movie
00:16:55.480 because
00:16:56.980 Calamity Jane,
00:16:59.460 whatever the
00:17:00.020 character name
00:17:00.520 was,
00:17:01.640 Calamity Jane
00:17:02.400 is originally
00:17:03.340 introduced
00:17:04.200 as the
00:17:05.560 wife
00:17:06.440 of this
00:17:07.600 evil
00:17:08.300 bandito,
00:17:09.720 this
00:17:10.160 evil
00:17:11.760 guy
00:17:12.780 that's just
00:17:13.100 a bully
00:17:13.800 and he
00:17:15.280 kills a
00:17:15.660 prospector
00:17:16.380 at the
00:17:16.560 very beginning
00:17:17.000 of the
00:17:17.240 movie
00:17:17.420 for no
00:17:17.800 reason
00:17:18.080 whatsoever
00:17:18.480 just to
00:17:18.980 prove
00:17:19.700 how
00:17:20.360 bad
00:17:21.220 he
00:17:21.480 is.
00:17:23.660 And in
00:17:24.320 the movie
00:17:24.600 it's an
00:17:25.040 absolutely
00:17:25.400 flat
00:17:25.760 character.
00:17:26.660 Now all
00:17:26.980 the other
00:17:27.260 characters
00:17:27.540 are very
00:17:27.900 well
00:17:28.120 developed.
00:17:28.800 As I
00:17:29.060 said,
00:17:29.320 McFarlane
00:17:29.680 is an
00:17:30.040 excellent
00:17:30.400 writer.
00:17:31.400 He knows
00:17:31.820 how to
00:17:32.100 write good
00:17:32.520 characters
00:17:33.020 when he
00:17:33.560 bothers.
00:17:35.840 But
00:17:36.120 these
00:17:36.380 characters,
00:17:37.560 or this
00:17:38.040 character
00:17:38.440 rather,
00:17:38.800 the
00:17:38.900 bandito,
00:17:39.760 the bad
00:17:40.200 guy,
00:17:40.540 the ultimate
00:17:40.980 antagonist,
00:17:41.960 is
00:17:42.420 completely
00:17:43.100 flat.
00:17:46.340 So his
00:17:47.440 love interest,
00:17:48.580 McFarlane's
00:17:49.100 love interest,
00:17:50.200 is Calamity
00:17:50.760 Jane,
00:17:51.280 who is
00:17:51.820 originally
00:17:52.220 married to
00:17:53.280 the evil
00:17:53.980 Alpha.
00:17:56.020 This is
00:17:56.760 never
00:17:56.960 explained.
00:17:58.180 Why is it
00:17:58.600 that this
00:17:58.840 woman that
00:17:59.620 apparently has
00:18:00.440 a heart
00:18:00.860 and morality
00:18:01.500 and does
00:18:01.920 not like
00:18:02.460 murdering
00:18:03.260 prospectors
00:18:04.300 for no
00:18:04.660 particular
00:18:05.060 reason,
00:18:05.740 why is she
00:18:06.280 married to
00:18:06.720 this incredibly
00:18:07.260 evil guy
00:18:08.100 that is
00:18:09.180 just a
00:18:09.580 bully and
00:18:09.980 pushes
00:18:10.200 people around?
00:18:11.560 This
00:18:11.960 makes no
00:18:12.420 sense in
00:18:13.100 the film's
00:18:13.560 narrative,
00:18:14.160 but it
00:18:14.560 makes perfect
00:18:15.340 sense through
00:18:17.220 the eyes
00:18:17.940 of the
00:18:18.440 Gamma
00:18:18.740 Male.
00:18:22.240 See,
00:18:22.760 the Gamma
00:18:23.160 Male,
00:18:23.840 they see
00:18:24.960 the Alpha
00:18:25.360 Male as
00:18:26.840 a threat.
00:18:28.660 You know,
00:18:29.100 when men,
00:18:30.100 and I don't
00:18:30.660 want to
00:18:31.040 obsess too
00:18:32.420 much with
00:18:32.660 these Alpha
00:18:33.100 Beta terms,
00:18:33.840 because if
00:18:34.420 you obsess
00:18:35.460 too much,
00:18:35.960 listen,
00:18:36.200 it's just a
00:18:36.940 heuristic,
00:18:37.440 it's a rule
00:18:37.800 of thumb,
00:18:38.260 okay?
00:18:38.520 It's not
00:18:38.920 the truth
00:18:41.360 from Jesus.
00:18:42.140 Jesus didn't
00:18:42.580 write about
00:18:42.980 this.
00:18:43.760 But it
00:18:44.400 is a
00:18:44.740 useful
00:18:45.020 heuristic.
00:18:46.240 And so
00:18:46.660 men,
00:18:47.860 Alpha Beta,
00:18:48.440 like real
00:18:48.760 men,
00:18:50.120 we talk
00:18:52.180 smack to
00:18:52.700 each other
00:18:53.080 all the
00:18:53.380 time.
00:18:54.220 The way
00:18:55.040 that you
00:18:55.620 can tell
00:18:56.160 that a
00:18:57.160 guy loves
00:18:57.740 and respects
00:18:58.200 you is
00:18:59.500 that he'll
00:18:59.880 insult you.
00:19:01.860 Because
00:19:02.340 men,
00:19:04.180 if we insult
00:19:04.800 somebody,
00:19:05.160 it's fighting
00:19:05.520 words,
00:19:06.040 so we
00:19:06.420 seldom insult
00:19:07.220 other people.
00:19:08.800 If we
00:19:09.340 insult
00:19:09.740 somebody
00:19:10.180 nine times
00:19:10.940 out of
00:19:11.160 ten,
00:19:11.360 it's one
00:19:11.680 of our
00:19:11.940 really good
00:19:12.520 friends.
00:19:12.920 And what
00:19:13.100 we're saying
00:19:14.040 to each
00:19:14.280 other is,
00:19:14.640 I love
00:19:14.940 you and
00:19:15.160 I respect
00:19:15.560 you.
00:19:15.900 I know
00:19:16.080 that you
00:19:16.300 can take
00:19:16.680 shit
00:19:17.040 from me
00:19:17.840 without
00:19:18.500 crying
00:19:18.900 like a
00:19:19.200 little
00:19:19.360 girl.
00:19:23.460 Men
00:19:23.860 punch each
00:19:24.280 other in
00:19:24.540 the shoulder.
00:19:26.760 Now,
00:19:27.200 the Gamma
00:19:27.620 male sees
00:19:28.100 this happening.
00:19:29.200 The Gamma
00:19:29.600 male sees
00:19:30.580 this brouhaha
00:19:31.500 that the
00:19:31.940 real men
00:19:32.320 are up to,
00:19:33.220 and he
00:19:34.360 is terrified
00:19:35.100 by it.
00:19:36.640 Because,
00:19:37.060 again,
00:19:37.220 he only
00:19:38.620 understands
00:19:39.320 the feminine.
00:19:39.940 He was
00:19:40.180 raised by
00:19:40.700 the feminine
00:19:41.100 and to
00:19:41.460 be a good
00:19:42.000 little boy
00:19:42.580 and not
00:19:43.360 upset
00:19:43.680 mummy,
00:19:44.500 always obey
00:19:45.440 mummy.
00:19:46.720 And
00:19:47.000 masculinity,
00:19:48.200 true masculinity,
00:19:49.120 is inherently
00:19:49.620 disruptive.
00:19:50.780 It's inherently
00:19:51.520 disruptive to
00:19:52.300 what women
00:19:52.680 want.
00:19:53.620 Now,
00:19:53.900 real women,
00:19:55.620 well,
00:19:56.400 depending on
00:19:56.840 the date,
00:19:57.140 sometimes they
00:19:57.620 absolutely love
00:19:58.260 the disruptive
00:19:58.800 nature.
00:19:59.480 Hey,
00:20:00.020 what?
00:20:00.900 The nonsense
00:20:01.880 that guys
00:20:02.360 do.
00:20:03.100 It's hilarious,
00:20:04.220 they love it.
00:20:05.120 Sometimes it's
00:20:05.840 too much and
00:20:06.400 they bitch
00:20:07.200 about it.
00:20:08.440 But that is
00:20:09.200 normal,
00:20:09.900 healthy masculinity.
00:20:11.120 The Gamma male
00:20:11.900 who is raised
00:20:13.240 with his
00:20:13.560 mummy's apron
00:20:15.180 strings around
00:20:16.560 him,
00:20:17.780 you know,
00:20:18.100 he's been
00:20:18.360 slapped down
00:20:20.380 every time he
00:20:21.800 acted remotely
00:20:22.880 masculine.
00:20:23.500 and so he
00:20:24.800 sees that as
00:20:25.400 a threat.
00:20:26.360 He sees
00:20:26.700 these guys
00:20:27.360 lobbing
00:20:27.860 friendly insults
00:20:28.900 at each
00:20:29.160 other and
00:20:30.000 he sees
00:20:30.580 vicious
00:20:31.160 nastiness.
00:20:32.940 He sees
00:20:33.800 the alpha
00:20:34.780 male passing
00:20:36.060 a shit test
00:20:36.800 from his
00:20:37.200 girlfriend and
00:20:38.300 he sees
00:20:39.140 an abusive
00:20:40.420 man,
00:20:41.340 a controlling,
00:20:42.500 abusive,
00:20:43.740 cruel man.
00:20:44.740 so the
00:20:47.060 antagonist in
00:20:47.800 this film
00:20:48.260 is what
00:20:50.120 a Gamma male
00:20:51.200 thinks an
00:20:52.620 alpha male
00:20:53.120 looks like.
00:20:55.180 And what he
00:20:55.980 then does,
00:20:57.720 he tries to
00:20:59.020 be the nice
00:20:59.580 guy,
00:20:59.840 and this is
00:21:00.220 how the
00:21:00.720 Gamma males
00:21:01.260 try and get
00:21:01.720 laid in real
00:21:02.280 life,
00:21:03.220 is they
00:21:03.780 sidle up
00:21:04.820 to a
00:21:05.840 taken woman,
00:21:06.540 they sidle up
00:21:07.260 to your
00:21:07.500 girlfriend or
00:21:08.160 they sidle up
00:21:08.780 to your
00:21:09.040 wife,
00:21:09.380 and they
00:21:11.060 start being
00:21:11.660 a whiny
00:21:12.160 little baby,
00:21:13.960 but being a
00:21:14.460 good little
00:21:14.840 boy and
00:21:15.440 encouraging her
00:21:16.260 nurturing instinct,
00:21:17.280 her mothering
00:21:17.880 instincts.
00:21:19.140 You know,
00:21:19.380 this is what a
00:21:20.180 nice guy does.
00:21:21.500 They're nice.
00:21:23.260 The nice guy
00:21:24.140 hangs out with
00:21:24.800 the girl that
00:21:25.340 keeps getting
00:21:25.660 her heart broken
00:21:26.240 by the bad
00:21:27.260 boys because
00:21:28.260 he wants to
00:21:28.960 sleep with her.
00:21:29.840 He won't admit
00:21:30.380 it, he won't
00:21:30.780 be upfront about
00:21:31.540 it, he won't
00:21:31.900 be direct, but
00:21:32.540 he wants to
00:21:33.100 sleep with her.
00:21:34.180 Doesn't care about
00:21:34.860 her at all,
00:21:35.380 just wants to
00:21:36.160 have sex with
00:21:36.740 her.
00:21:37.320 Wants her to
00:21:37.900 be responsible
00:21:38.540 for him,
00:21:39.100 to take care
00:21:39.800 of him,
00:21:40.300 because he
00:21:40.860 can't take
00:21:41.300 care of
00:21:41.600 himself.
00:21:43.080 And so
00:21:43.340 he views
00:21:44.000 the Alpha
00:21:45.040 as evil,
00:21:46.520 as the
00:21:47.260 enemy.
00:21:49.800 He's just
00:21:50.180 a nasty
00:21:50.800 piece of
00:21:51.260 work.
00:21:53.560 And in
00:21:54.180 the movie,
00:21:54.620 this ultimately
00:21:55.200 culminates
00:21:55.900 with Seth
00:21:57.920 McFarlane having
00:21:58.760 a shootout
00:21:59.420 with the
00:21:59.880 Alpha,
00:22:01.180 but poisoning
00:22:02.720 his bullets
00:22:03.900 with
00:22:04.520 rattlesnake
00:22:05.260 venom.
00:22:07.420 He resorts
00:22:08.620 to poison,
00:22:10.380 which has
00:22:10.760 long been
00:22:11.440 recognized as
00:22:12.440 a woman's
00:22:13.140 weapon.
00:22:14.660 He does
00:22:15.500 something sneaky.
00:22:17.000 He is a
00:22:17.660 sneaky male.
00:22:23.660 And he's not
00:22:24.620 even aware of
00:22:25.200 this as far as
00:22:25.740 I can tell.
00:22:26.200 a million ways
00:22:32.300 to die in
00:22:32.780 the West
00:22:33.220 is the
00:22:35.300 gamma male
00:22:35.940 narrative
00:22:36.720 writ large.
00:22:38.400 It is the
00:22:39.080 whiny,
00:22:40.120 obsequious,
00:22:41.520 feminized,
00:22:42.960 castrato male.
00:22:44.360 and this is
00:22:49.040 really
00:22:49.380 everything wrong
00:22:50.160 with our
00:22:50.520 culture.
00:22:51.980 And the
00:22:52.680 saddest part,
00:22:54.000 and this is
00:22:54.760 really what
00:22:55.200 breaks my
00:22:55.640 heart,
00:22:56.600 that the
00:22:58.060 fact that
00:22:58.680 Seth
00:22:58.980 McFarlane
00:22:59.500 wrote this,
00:23:01.440 you know,
00:23:01.640 I'm sure he
00:23:02.140 understood that
00:23:02.640 his character
00:23:03.480 was a bit
00:23:03.900 of a dweeb,
00:23:04.540 that his
00:23:04.760 character wasn't
00:23:05.280 really a
00:23:05.960 badass cowboy,
00:23:06.800 but I don't
00:23:07.500 think he
00:23:07.700 understands the
00:23:08.480 depth of the
00:23:09.580 pathology he
00:23:10.940 displayed with
00:23:11.520 this character,
00:23:12.620 just how
00:23:13.820 sick,
00:23:14.700 how ill
00:23:15.580 this character
00:23:16.940 is,
00:23:17.500 that his
00:23:17.960 bad guy
00:23:18.660 in reality
00:23:19.960 is one of
00:23:20.320 the good
00:23:20.620 guys,
00:23:20.960 is one of
00:23:21.240 the leaders
00:23:21.600 of men
00:23:21.960 that builds
00:23:22.420 society,
00:23:23.720 and that
00:23:24.620 his protagonist
00:23:25.340 is one of
00:23:26.280 the most
00:23:26.640 destructive
00:23:27.460 and pathetic
00:23:28.460 forces in
00:23:30.760 our civilization.
00:23:34.320 The movie
00:23:34.960 was absolutely
00:23:35.460 disgusting,
00:23:36.100 it's absolutely
00:23:36.540 pathetic,
00:23:37.100 and you've
00:23:37.620 got this
00:23:37.940 guy,
00:23:38.180 you've got
00:23:38.360 Seth
00:23:38.520 McFarlane,
00:23:39.320 who is so
00:23:40.080 incredibly talented,
00:23:40.920 and good
00:23:42.240 looking,
00:23:43.220 and well
00:23:43.900 off financially,
00:23:45.860 and yet
00:23:47.480 this movie
00:23:47.960 would suggest
00:23:48.640 that he is
00:23:49.140 still a little
00:23:49.680 boy inside.
00:23:51.380 I mean,
00:23:52.240 it's pathetic,
00:23:52.960 this guy
00:23:53.260 manages to get
00:23:54.120 laid because
00:23:54.660 he has
00:23:55.000 money,
00:23:55.820 but he is
00:23:56.360 an absolute
00:23:57.060 simp,
00:23:58.300 he is an
00:23:59.040 absolute
00:24:00.080 little
00:24:00.740 weenus
00:24:01.500 of a
00:24:02.760 man.
00:24:06.180 And,
00:24:06.720 you know,
00:24:06.960 the fact that
00:24:07.380 he's a
00:24:07.660 Democrat
00:24:07.980 seems to
00:24:08.520 support that,
00:24:09.420 you know,
00:24:09.680 you can't
00:24:10.020 really say
00:24:10.360 that much
00:24:10.780 about his
00:24:11.100 character
00:24:11.380 just based
00:24:11.900 upon the
00:24:12.260 movie that
00:24:12.760 he wrote
00:24:13.840 and acted
00:24:14.860 in.
00:24:17.200 But it
00:24:17.740 really does
00:24:18.320 seem like
00:24:18.760 that's the
00:24:19.120 case,
00:24:19.420 that we've
00:24:19.660 got this
00:24:20.040 generation of
00:24:20.900 simps,
00:24:21.620 men that
00:24:21.960 don't know
00:24:22.300 how to
00:24:22.520 take responsibility
00:24:23.140 for themselves,
00:24:24.280 men that
00:24:24.680 don't know
00:24:25.740 how to
00:24:26.020 attract women,
00:24:26.640 that don't
00:24:26.960 even want
00:24:27.380 a wife.
00:24:28.500 Okay,
00:24:28.760 you need to
00:24:29.180 be a man
00:24:29.620 before you
00:24:29.960 can have
00:24:30.200 a wife.
00:24:30.720 These guys
00:24:31.080 want a
00:24:31.440 mummy.
00:24:32.740 They want
00:24:33.200 somebody to
00:24:34.220 change their
00:24:34.680 diapers for
00:24:35.440 them.
00:24:35.920 Somebody to
00:24:36.500 pay the
00:24:36.940 bills for
00:24:37.580 them.
00:24:38.360 And,
00:24:38.640 quite frankly,
00:24:39.580 all these
00:24:39.880 feminist career
00:24:40.540 girls,
00:24:41.320 these people
00:24:42.320 deserve each
00:24:42.980 other.
00:24:43.700 It's absolutely
00:24:44.520 disgusting.
00:24:45.260 It is utterly
00:24:45.960 pathetic.
00:24:46.640 And, yes,
00:24:47.060 civilization is
00:24:47.760 falling apart.
00:24:48.780 But, you
00:24:49.480 know, let
00:24:50.300 these people
00:24:50.920 have each
00:24:51.560 other.
00:24:53.400 Folks,
00:24:54.260 be thankful
00:24:55.240 thankful that
00:24:56.760 you are not
00:24:59.980 one of these
00:25:00.760 people,
00:25:02.020 one of these
00:25:02.840 utterly
00:25:03.740 destroyed,
00:25:04.640 these feminized
00:25:06.420 men or
00:25:07.220 these masculinized
00:25:08.500 women.
00:25:10.320 You know,
00:25:10.720 be thankful.
00:25:14.820 You know,
00:25:15.040 this guy,
00:25:15.540 so many gifts
00:25:16.140 in life,
00:25:17.740 and yet,
00:25:19.780 he's a
00:25:20.500 pathetic
00:25:21.040 simp.
00:25:22.240 You know,
00:25:26.320 quite frankly,
00:25:28.040 you folks out
00:25:28.620 there,
00:25:28.840 the poorest
00:25:30.000 amongst you,
00:25:31.200 the ugliest
00:25:32.780 amongst you,
00:25:35.480 are at least
00:25:36.120 ten times
00:25:36.920 the man that
00:25:38.180 Seth MacFarlane
00:25:38.900 is.
00:25:39.780 And how sad
00:25:40.400 is that?
00:25:43.680 Oh, and if
00:25:44.360 you enjoyed the
00:25:44.860 movie, I hope
00:25:45.320 I just ruined
00:25:45.820 it for you.
00:25:48.580 Irini out,
00:25:49.380 folks.
00:25:52.240 Bye.
00:26:10.140 Bye.
00:26:10.900 Bye.
00:26:11.260 Bye.