Leo D.M.J. Aurini - Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Glory is Forever： Sunday Live!

00:00:00.000 hey folks welcome to the sunday live stream just remember bones heal chicks dig scars

00:00:10.440 and glory is forever i am joined by my good friend the beckloff how are you doing brother

00:00:16.280 how's it going i'm doing freaking excellent actually and uh we promised not to have a 30

00:00:21.580 years war again we've got now behave matt forney how are you doing today i'm doing good i'm i'm

00:00:29.580 switzerland and all this actually so we've got billy the wizard billy the conqueror how are you

00:00:38.020 doing brother oh i'm doing good i guess i am france given my profile pic and of course luke

00:00:45.360 doing his excellent job with the graphics thank you for being here brother always glad to help

00:00:50.420 um so okay so like what am i on right now um i'm on what's it uh trapezine or something like that

00:01:00.100 yeah i'm on some opiates i'll be honest i find whiskey is a far better painkiller

00:01:06.180 i'm what is trapezine gay no

00:01:10.900 It took you a minute, didn't it?

00:01:16.220 I'm sort of opiate, they gave me.

00:01:18.260 Yes, guys, I was in a little bit of a fight.

00:01:20.200 I'm in a cast right now.

00:01:22.180 And I suppose the pic's on Twitter.

00:01:25.920 Time to give you the full story of how this fight happened.

00:01:30.420 So, yeah, I just got home from the gym.

00:01:33.840 And I've been taking care of the downstairs neighbor dog.

00:01:36.960 Now, I've mentioned before that she has a very sweet dog.

00:01:40.000 It's a Malamute.

00:01:40.900 about 130 pounds and it and my german shepherd space dog absolutely hate one another all right

00:01:49.940 and just before we go any further let me say the bylaw was here bylaw examined both animals there's

00:01:55.160 no charges there's nothing that the dogs are fine all right they're not vicious animals they just

00:02:01.960 really really hate one another and so i got home and i guess there was a screw prevented the door

00:02:08.860 from closing properly which i didn't notice i go downstairs to take the malamute out malamute's in

00:02:13.980 the backyard and what happens next freaking space dog wanders into the yard they look at each other

00:02:20.920 for about a second and a half and then both just pounce absolute viciousness the malamute has

00:02:28.980 space dog's ear and she's trying to rip it off and space dog is worried she was actually getting

00:02:33.460 into the eyeball she like grabbed the skin above the eyeball and the malamute is like tugging it

00:02:39.080 viciously like the malamute was okay it turned out but i was worried she blinded the malamute

00:02:44.680 and so immediately i jump in there and you know i'm trying to pry their jaws off one another

00:02:51.140 which is when i broke two fingers uh the malamute basically wasn't trying to bite me the malamute

00:02:56.920 likes me they both like me but the malamute gets my fingers in its mouth and just going to town

00:03:02.240 and I'm trying to pry it open.

00:03:04.060 You know, I get them out

00:03:04.860 and one of my fingers is sagging.

00:03:06.720 At first, I hope it's just like a chunk of skin got torn off

00:03:10.160 and that's what's flapping around.

00:03:11.620 No, it's the whole damn finger flapping around.

00:03:13.840 Doesn't faze me.

00:03:15.280 I initially start pulling Space Dog

00:03:17.600 back towards the door to my place.

00:03:20.760 And she struggles out of her necklace, her collar,

00:03:24.660 and goes straight back to the fight.

00:03:26.540 So now I'm diving in.

00:03:28.020 I manage to tackle Space Dog

00:03:29.780 right up against the base of the stairs.

00:03:31.660 and I'm covering her body with mine

00:03:33.740 so the Malamute can't get at her.

00:03:35.900 And, you know, it's like one of those MMA fights

00:03:38.320 from the olden days

00:03:39.300 where the two guys would just sit on the floor

00:03:41.400 hugging each other

00:03:42.220 and every minute or so,

00:03:43.720 they'd punch the other one in the kidney.

00:03:46.380 That's what I'm doing.

00:03:47.180 I've just got, I've got Space Dog tackled.

00:03:49.260 I'm breathing.

00:03:49.840 I'm exhausted at this point

00:03:51.860 and I've lost a lot of blood.

00:03:53.700 And Space Dog's trying to get out

00:03:55.520 so she can bite the Malamute.

00:03:56.720 The Malamute's trying to get past

00:03:57.840 so she can bite Space Dog.

00:03:59.160 And every minute or so,

00:04:00.500 I pick up Space Dog,

00:04:01.320 I throw her up a stair and then pounce on her again and hold her down.

00:04:05.720 At one point, she shifts while I'm trying to throw her.

00:04:09.620 So I actually smack my face into the cement about 20 miles per hour.

00:04:13.660 And I wound up having a big bruise that made me look like I was part Ferengi.

00:04:18.300 Seriously, it was like six inches across.

00:04:22.200 And finally, finally, I grab her.

00:04:25.760 I throw her inside, pull the door closed behind me.

00:04:28.800 I just fall back.

00:04:29.820 It still won't close, right?

00:04:30.960 So I just fall back against it, just dripping blood off of both arms and my face.

00:04:36.640 And my buddy was visiting.

00:04:38.760 He didn't hear my calls for help until the last minute.

00:04:42.120 If somebody else had been there, you just grab the two collars, you pull them apart.

00:04:45.740 Not that bad, right?

00:04:47.600 But here I have 240 pounds of dog, and I only weigh 205,

00:04:52.920 and I'm trying to separate these two fuckers that are just going for blood.

00:04:57.740 And you know what, Luke?

00:04:59.140 He actually got a picture that my buddy took right as the ambulance arrived.

00:05:04.960 And that was the story of how Davis' balls grew three times that day.

00:05:09.620 Oh, geez.

00:05:10.300 Guys, I felt so fucking awesome after this.

00:05:15.080 Here's the thing.

00:05:16.800 There are so few opportunities these days for a man to test his mettle.

00:05:22.580 And I just realized I misspelled it in the description.

00:05:25.200 M-E-T-T-L-E is how it's spelled.

00:05:26.940 uh there's so few opportunities for that you know because most times you know like i miss

00:05:34.260 jungle asian breaking into my place by half an hour and i'm kind of glad i missed him because

00:05:39.620 if i caught him he'd be dead and i'd have to deal with the dead body and i might get charged for

00:05:43.880 that right like you get into a fight with somebody outside the bar you know either you get charged

00:05:49.180 for assault or you get to charge for manslaughter because he bounced his head off the cement and

00:05:52.780 cracked open there these days we are so coddled and safe and there's so much litigiousness

00:05:59.260 that's almost never right to fight all right and so the smart sane person backs away from

00:06:05.180 most fights because it's just not worth it only an idiot would fight over that

00:06:09.260 but with this with this it was completely right and even with two broken fingers i still managed

00:06:17.260 to wrestle an angry german shepherd into the house two broken fingers i thought it was just the one

00:06:24.220 first and second both of them are broken just the middle one's really broken on your left or

00:06:29.580 right hand uh left hand oh good yeah you're right-handed so uh thank you dashing road since

00:06:36.460 five bucks and uh you should beat those harder next time yeah i think space dog had the decency

00:06:43.420 to feel at least a little bit bad

00:06:45.440 for everything that happened.

00:06:48.560 But yeah, the hand's

00:06:49.660 healing up nice. It was...

00:06:52.520 Luke, could you play

00:06:53.560 that clip I sent you?

00:06:55.700 Like the surgery, guys?

00:06:57.140 The surgery was the worst part.

00:07:05.180 Yes.

00:07:05.980 Hey, thanks, Doc.

00:07:08.260 Oh, man!

00:07:10.080 You would not believe

00:07:11.380 how much this hurts.

00:07:13.420 that was the surgery the surgery hurt more than the injuries okay and the surgery was a day

00:07:19.700 afterwards so but now i'm actually pretty good i think i'm gonna kick the opiates probably over

00:07:26.540 the next few days and just stick to whiskey for the painkiller effects and um and honestly this

00:07:33.160 whole thing it's kind of a sign from god like first of all it was a wonderful opportunity

00:07:36.800 you know like i now know that broken fingers don't stop me from fighting i know that about

00:07:42.860 myself it's something i believed about myself but now i know it as a matter of fact but also

00:07:49.580 i'll tell you what guys the construction gigs have been so anemic this summer that it's like

00:07:55.500 i'm making just enough money to keep me doing it but really not enough money to get me ahead

00:08:00.940 so this is god's way of saying you know what davis drop this stupid thing you need to be making money

00:08:06.460 in other places and i'll tell you one thing i'm kind of thinking about i'm kind of noticing right

00:08:12.060 now is that the whole internet blood sports it was like an old growth forest being burned down

00:08:19.420 a whole bunch of bs got taken care of by all of that and so now well we'll see maybe i'm going to

00:08:29.220 put together some really good videos that go viral we'll just see and maybe you guys will

00:08:33.380 see what i'm doing and say you know what he deserves a buck on patreon or free starter i'm

00:08:39.360 going to start up a second, an alternative to Patreon for you guys as well. So yeah,

00:08:46.620 yeah, this is, guys, I'm feeling absolutely great. Thank you to everybody that expressed

00:08:52.240 well wishes. I know that somebody performed a mass for me. Thank you very much to that

00:08:56.900 person. And I did have my friend here and he helped take care of me, drive me back and

00:09:03.140 forth to emergency. I really appreciated him doing all of that. So yeah, yeah, things

00:09:09.220 are actually going really, really well.

00:09:13.920 So, with that said, on to

00:09:16.240 the live stream itself.

00:09:20.800 Let's see. We had a question before the stream even started.

00:09:25.760 My take on QAnon.

00:09:30.220 You know, I'm a big, I'm, yeah,

00:09:32.920 it could be either way.

00:09:34.360 q anon could be somebody within the trump organization it could also be somebody in

00:09:45.380 the journalist establishment pretending to be somebody in the trump organization that just

00:09:49.480 has access to stuff before it hits the news it could also be some yeah exactly

00:09:58.020 Q has gotten a lot of stuff right

00:10:03.280 but it's

00:10:06.560 yeah you're never going to have quite enough evidence

00:10:08.600 either way

00:10:09.440 so we'll see how it all goes

00:10:11.500 it does seem like Trump has finally

00:10:13.940 organized things in his cabinet

00:10:16.200 to the point where he can get things done

00:10:17.720 and really he's doing the best job

00:10:23.860 that anybody could do

00:10:24.820 given the reality of people out there

00:10:27.740 i don't know uh beckloth billy you got any takes on this i i think q anon's probably full of shit

00:10:37.040 i i i think he's getting some stuff right just because it's some obvious stuff and

00:10:42.880 when you throw out enough things you're bound to get things right but i don't i don't really

00:10:46.540 pay attention to q anon i yeah q anon is a massive distraction yeah i never actually

00:10:52.320 haven't heard q anon before so i'm not familiar with the first the first the first few drops

00:10:57.480 from q anon were legit like that probably did come from an insider but everything else since

00:11:02.320 then has just been pure misdirection and speculation oh so is q anon like wikileaks

00:11:07.080 as in he's just leaking information that's the idea not wishes he was wikileaks okay no it's the

00:11:13.900 only thing if by leaking information you mean leaking drips of drips of bullshit then yes

00:11:19.180 That's QAnon.

00:11:20.460 So he's like a less popular Alex Jones, kind of.

00:11:23.640 More or less.

00:11:24.620 Yeah, but Alex Jones is so significant.

00:11:27.100 Alex Jones has a way better track record.

00:11:31.860 Oh, yeah.

00:11:32.440 I think Alex Jones has some really good ideas.

00:11:34.120 He sometimes gets a little over the top with some of his theories.

00:11:38.620 I think the sad thing is Alex Jones is – I wish Alex Jones was less right.

00:11:45.620 Yeah, well, with Alex Dream, people get –

00:11:48.240 He tends to be more truthful than he is wrong.

00:11:53.860 Q just draws all these patterns,

00:11:56.160 and it's up to you to interpret his cryptic speech.

00:12:00.900 So I've never directly read...

00:12:02.920 I've read the stuff he's posted,

00:12:04.760 but I'm not going to figure out what the hell that means.

00:12:08.000 It's funny it seems Q.

00:12:09.240 It kind of reminds me of the question,

00:12:10.720 that comic book character from DC.

00:12:13.680 Supposedly it has something to do with Q-level clearance.

00:12:17.020 Oh, okay.

00:12:18.240 Which, I don't know.

00:12:19.900 I don't know.

00:12:22.860 But the fact is, you know what?

00:12:24.420 We're just entering an era.

00:12:26.100 And this is a quote from that movie, Sicario, where the wolves rule.

00:12:30.300 You know, if two-thirds of Americans want to stick poison up their nose,

00:12:34.540 the best thing we can do is mitigate the fallout.

00:12:38.260 Yeah, some of the chat says it's probably Baked Alaska.

00:12:42.740 No, I believe it's pronounced Blacked Alaska now.

00:12:45.500 oh yeah because he like uh he's married to like an indian lady i think he can marry he wishes he

00:12:53.640 was married dashing rogue sends two u.s dollars and uh i believe what he was typing was save the

00:12:59.000 drugs for your bug out bag well exactly like if i don't need to use all of these uh all the

00:13:04.080 painkillers i won't i will use all of the uh what are they the antibiotics like i'm using that

00:13:13.280 appropriately, because you don't want

00:13:15.400 superbugs developing.

00:13:18.500 But yeah, if I can get

00:13:19.340 away with not using the opioids. I'll be honest,

00:13:21.220 I don't even get that much of an effect from them, really.

00:13:26.820 So I

00:13:27.340 take them when I leave the house,

00:13:29.460 because I don't want to be crippled with pain

00:13:31.280 when I'm out.

00:13:33.860 But if I'm just sitting around home,

00:13:35.240 then it's, you know, whatever.

00:13:37.640 Yeah, bad idea to have a hand

00:13:39.260 cramp while you're driving.

00:13:40.280 well just you know what pain it uh like too much pain it gives you tunnel vision

00:13:47.240 it is such a distraction but yeah you really don't want to be suffering too much pain while

00:13:54.260 you're driving uh you know there's an article i linked below and i thought this was very

00:14:03.040 interesting it's by uh jim jim at jim's blog and it's titled when the west started losing wars

00:14:10.100 So I'm just going to read a little bit of this to you.

00:14:13.680 The Victorian theory that women were angels, therefore no coercion was needed against their natural saintly nature,

00:14:22.020 only against demonic males who make saintly women do bad things,

00:14:25.800 led to an intolerable flood of bastards and women giving birth in the rain and dark alleys,

00:14:30.440 which in turn led to Oliver Twist and Les Miserables,

00:14:33.780 which brought us the welfare state and the replacement of the nuclear family with child support.

00:14:38.100 As people in the 18th century were aware, people need marriage in order to reproduce, and marriage needs coercion to make it stick.

00:14:45.240 And the primary victims of this coercion need to be women, otherwise they will have sex with one man, then sex with another, making it difficult and unpleasant to father children.

00:14:54.140 Similarly, white man's burden and la haute mission civilatrice was the death of colonialism.

00:15:01.800 it led the british general who was invading afghanistan to believe he was doing afghans a favor

00:15:07.620 and if he was sufficiently nice to them they would throw flowers at his troops so he forbade his

00:15:13.120 troops to take necessary measures for self-defense and as a result he and his troops died now it goes

00:15:19.620 on for quite a bit here but this this part really stood out towards the end the east india company

00:15:27.780 seems to have been more popular when they were pirates and bandits than when they were pious

00:15:32.580 do-gooders. No one seemed to appreciate the East India Company doing good things to them at gun

00:15:38.200 point. The ridiculous part of white man's burden was the striking ingratitude of the supposed

00:15:43.060 beneficiaries resembling the striking ingratitude of Middle Easterners towards meddlings by President

00:15:48.180 Bush and Obama in the Middle East. And I just really liked this post. And I was thinking about

00:15:55.460 the terms of christian morality oh and uh by the way we got a super chat from egan mcdonald two

00:16:00.980 dollars this baked alaska has started hitting on 13 year olds at cc at comic-con seriously yeah i

00:16:07.540 saw the clip oh can we play this if you can find it for luke you know actually yeah let's let's not

00:16:19.220 Did she look 13?

00:16:23.820 I can say it was probably an honest mistake.

00:16:27.760 Okay, let's not pile on, Tim.

00:16:30.120 I'm quite sure Baked Alaska is a firm believer in if there's grass on the field, play ball.

00:16:38.660 In part because he doesn't really have a choice.

00:16:41.360 The only saving grace of that belief is the men that believe that usually can't get laid anyway.

00:16:45.540 well there you have baked alaska yeah exactly

00:16:51.560 i trust baked alaska around my kids not because i don't think he wouldn't do anything but because

00:16:58.840 i don't think he could hey yeah anyway i think about this in terms of christian morality

00:17:07.040 and this simpering niceness that we've had.

00:17:11.800 And Jim isolates it to the 19th century

00:17:15.540 is when it all started.

00:17:17.420 Well, I think that's, again,

00:17:19.140 it doesn't matter what started it,

00:17:20.360 but that's when it really became prevalent.

00:17:21.980 This is Nietzsche saying that God is dead

00:17:24.380 and we have killed him

00:17:25.260 because people started believing in niceness.

00:17:29.100 And how much better off you are just being an asshole.

00:17:32.860 you know i was having a conversation with my married buddy and we're just talking about how

00:17:40.120 you have to be mean to women and it's like he he has trouble coming up with stuff to yell at his

00:17:44.640 wife about because she's so awesome but he has to yell at her because it makes her vegan tingle

00:17:49.540 it's like that uh that classic tweet from that girl where he yells at me my brain sad face my

00:18:00.760 pussy, happy face.

00:18:05.500 There's one tweet where it's like,

00:18:07.060 you know, girls be acting all tough until

00:18:08.860 you yell back, and then

00:18:10.940 they're either sad or wet or both.

00:18:15.500 Women enjoy drama,

00:18:17.080 guys.

00:18:19.140 And you

00:18:19.780 honestly yell like, honey, get in the fucking

00:18:22.820 car!

00:18:25.880 We don't

00:18:26.900 need it! Get in the fucking car!

00:18:28.720 We're leaving!

00:18:30.760 yeah I wonder if a lot of women watch internet blood sports since and that's

00:18:34.840 mostly drama that might be yes that might be it yeah especially after

00:18:40.660 watching the whole crowd and tea stream that was some real insane drama from

00:18:45.280 Aiden Paladin where she like is literally in tears really what happened

00:18:50.580 with crowd again oh you know it was I learned about this from mr.

00:18:55.740 midi-course video that he did on crowd and t his whole tales of trout saga and this is like right

00:19:01.080 after he got exposed he like went on one of andy wartski streams and aiden paladin was there and

00:19:06.720 she was like in tears for a good amount of the stream over what uh the fact that apparently

00:19:12.860 she was on crowd and t's like supposed to hit list on his discord server so she felt very betrayed

00:19:19.220 by him oh what she used to be friends with him uh apparently she used to look up to him that's

00:19:24.320 what she said, yeah. Yeah, she used to reference his

00:19:26.280 videos and his old, in her stuff.

00:19:28.320 Yeah, just watching Andy Worski's stream,

00:19:30.260 it's on YouTube. It's like, yeah, she's

00:19:32.100 really distressed and upset in that

00:19:34.300 stream. Well, here, you know,

00:19:36.440 she called herself a paladin,

00:19:38.140 and what you call yourself is what you become,

00:19:40.260 so she is coming towards the light,

00:19:42.360 like it or not.

00:19:48.960 Oh, God, the drama

00:19:50.160 of it all. You know what, it's like a

00:19:52.040 workplace.

00:19:52.720 it's like a good masculine

00:19:55.440 workplace when shit needs to get done

00:19:57.220 and the boss

00:19:59.440 is yelling at people

00:20:00.340 it's actually kind of comforting isn't it guys

00:20:03.700 when your boss is like alright guys

00:20:05.160 you go do that you go do that you panic

00:20:07.540 everybody else follow me

00:20:08.800 it's actually kind of comforting

00:20:11.520 when a boss does that

00:20:13.320 because things are in

00:20:15.160 control

00:20:16.100 he's not yelling at you and making fun of you

00:20:19.440 and belittling you

00:20:20.260 he's yelling to get shit done

00:20:22.640 and you kind of have to do that

00:20:24.940 as a husband

00:20:25.680 again with being a jerk

00:20:32.520 Jim's talking about in this article

00:20:34.900 how it used to be like if you played

00:20:37.020 ball the East India Company

00:20:38.980 supported you, if you didn't

00:20:41.000 they'd come smack you against the wall a few

00:20:43.120 times and say hey play ball next time

00:20:45.100 whereas modern foreign policy is all

00:20:49.020 about nation building

00:20:50.460 You know, like the Obama regime took down Libya.

00:20:55.960 Who was the Libya? Gaddafi.

00:20:57.460 Gaddafi.

00:20:58.260 Gaddafi played ball.

00:21:03.520 He's supposed to play ball with the people that play ball as opposed to go on adventurous wars to spread social justice.

00:21:13.260 And look where social justice got us now.

00:21:15.740 Fucking migrants everywhere.

00:21:19.160 Yeah.

00:21:20.460 Well, yeah, I've always had this theory that socialism as the economic system always reminded me of a very feminine type of ideology where it's kind of like economic motherhood.

00:21:32.200 So it kind of makes sense why the whole migrant crisis would be a thing under these very socialistic or social democracy style systems.

00:21:43.220 Man, who's the bitch that made this photo?

00:21:46.120 So, once again, feminism is just making a poor imitation of the masculine.

00:21:53.740 You know, like, they don't even have her wearing a feminine outfit

00:21:55.940 because a feminine outfit is innately sexy.

00:21:59.700 It is innately objectifying.

00:22:01.320 So they have to put her into a shirt and tie as if she's a man.

00:22:05.420 Like, this is pure idiocy.

00:22:07.620 Good Lord, feminism.

00:22:08.720 A shirt and tie that doesn't fit, too.

00:22:11.800 Like, it looks like she's wearing his shirt and tie.

00:22:16.120 let's see glon sends two u.s dollars and says use your one hand to write a terror story get well

00:22:24.360 yes that is terror house magazine and glon is my co-editor hey glon

00:22:29.420 yeah there's going to be um by the way visit terrorhousemag.com and twitter.com

00:22:36.460 slash terrorhousemag it's good stuff guys

00:22:40.600 oh this is so edgy isn't it

00:22:48.480 wait is that a hardy's

00:22:52.720 is that a real hardy's

00:22:54.160 fucking ad

00:22:56.080 I think they just inverted from old pictures

00:23:00.320 yeah it might be photoshopped

00:23:04.320 here's the thing after watching

00:23:06.400 my girlfriend try and load a 9mm

00:23:08.380 mag

00:23:08.860 yeah you mean a woman can open it uh ladies you still can't open the pickle jar all those

00:23:17.140 classes i have no doubt believing the soy boy in that picture has trouble opening gadget

00:23:23.540 well i mean there's the recent article from uh the guardian about the woman who was all like

00:23:28.860 i stopped working out because trump was elected president now i can't open jars

00:23:33.340 i i'm not shitting you that's a real uh story from the guardian did you see the one where the

00:23:41.360 guy the guy gets the guy in social media gets a fucking bottle opener to open up his soylent

00:23:47.420 bottles what i'm not sure what i should be more shocked at the fact that i can't open a bottle

00:23:55.460 open open so or the fact that soylent exists yeah there's like soy drinks i'm not making that part

00:24:01.140 I can't vouch for the authenticity of the other thing because you know how stuff gets, you know, mutated on 4chan.

00:24:09.780 It was on Goodbye America in a photo.

00:24:12.580 And the caption said something like, soy bottle opener or Chad cock girth caliper.

00:24:21.840 Soon we'll find out that soy is made from the crushed foreskins of teenage boys.

00:24:29.240 well did you hear that um because of because of um a lot of the protectionist stuff trump's putting

00:24:36.740 in um there's gonna be a big old um tariff on all the soy coming out of china oh good

00:24:43.880 less soy in america trump's winning again yeah because i mean soy the reason why soy is kind

00:24:51.200 of thing is just because it's a cheap filler in foods just like a high fructose corn syrup

00:24:55.000 was made to replace, like, regular sugar.

00:24:58.240 Yep.

00:24:59.360 Because, yeah, soy isn't, like, everything.

00:25:01.620 Oh, yeah, you look, everything is fucking corn and soy right now.

00:25:05.160 You look at everything.

00:25:06.140 It's just, you know.

00:25:08.680 Oh, this is why I won't shop at Walmart.

00:25:11.000 Everything at Walmart has corn syrup in it.

00:25:13.920 Everything in the, aside from the vegetables, the raw vegetables,

00:25:18.180 everything else has corn syrup added to it.

00:25:21.400 Yeah, that's probably why my grandparents are in their 90s now,

00:25:24.020 and they grew up in like the 1920s yeah because they weren't even just soy and corn and everything

00:25:30.820 oh yeah it doesn't matter what you buy it's all soy soy and corn you know it just yeah my

00:25:36.260 grandfather smoked till he was 40 and heavily drank and he's still alive and pretty in pretty

00:25:40.980 good health oh god this is

00:25:46.660 i mean there's certain things you expect it in so you get a bottle of like you know

00:25:54.600 some sort of asian style um salad dressing you think okay there's probably soy in that

00:25:59.300 there's a lot of soy in asian food you know the soy sauce and shit like that

00:26:02.900 but then you get a bottle of like italian it's like why the fuck is there soy in this

00:26:06.940 you go and get the olive oil expensive mayonnaise and the number one ingredient is soy oil yeah it's

00:26:15.380 that's that's not the same thing that why is that in here i wanted olive oil mayonnaise

00:26:21.620 and incidentally all the soy they eat in asia is fermented soy okay they don't eat raw soy like we

00:26:27.220 do here and the fermentation destroys the phytoestrogens as i understand it so i mean

00:26:32.260 guys go knock yourselves out with soy sauce even even in asia they don't put it in absolutely

00:26:38.180 everything i mean you know no nobody is getting no no no soy boys are the way they are because

00:26:44.980 they eat too not chinese food you know it's because it's in everything you can't drink

00:26:50.260 a fucking iced tea without some soy additive in it real thing says i prefer goy sauce

00:27:01.620 made from real goys boy they

00:27:04.100 the amount of freaks walking around again guys we need to be the salt of the earth like there's

00:27:18.280 some people are saying some people are waking up you got to be amongst those people

00:27:23.680 not these misshapen hideous wrecks that are blighting our cities

00:27:30.740 uh speaking of blights upon the countenance of the lord uh luke you were saying something about

00:27:41.500 the the kids drag team oh yes there's a new cartoon show that you've mentioned called uh

00:27:49.000 drag tots let me see if i get a picture for you yeah drag tots is a superhero team

00:27:56.400 of toddlers that get him

00:27:58.540 to drag to be superheroes.

00:28:00.920 You know, that might be what killed

00:28:02.340 Steve Ditko the other day.

00:28:04.400 Maybe he saw this

00:28:05.560 and he blew his own brains out.

00:28:08.000 They're trying to guide that.

00:28:09.640 Yeah, that's actually a shame. I had no idea that Steve Ditko

00:28:12.120 was like an objectivist and was into

00:28:14.020 Aaron Rand until someone did a video

00:28:16.220 about him.

00:28:18.080 Oh yeah, you should read the original

00:28:19.540 60s question

00:28:22.020 stories he did. They're fantastic.

00:28:24.040 Oh yeah, I want someone to read Mr. A because Mr. A is pretty

00:28:26.120 cool too yep yeah that disembodied unicorn head is like a major player it's like a major character

00:28:35.300 in the show like i can't tell if it's a show for kids or adult swim audiences yeah this kind of

00:28:42.960 seems like it would be really funny if it was on adult swim and like made to like mock the fucking

00:28:48.400 lgbt elemental p thing yeah but what's it it's funny because didn't people say like drag was

00:28:54.000 not meant to be like an lgbt thing oh they can't decide anymore i think it was somewhere out in

00:28:59.920 europe i believe there was a pride parade in which the lesbians and the trannies went to war

00:29:05.120 yeah these are the voice actors the trump's the voice actor they're very anti-trump

00:29:14.640 what the is that so they're all guys yeah so i don't think they're mocking drag queens that's

00:29:20.800 That's what RuPaul looks like when he's not a drag queen?

00:29:23.180 I didn't know he was a praying mantis.

00:29:25.200 And I can't imagine there's a huge audience of drag queens

00:29:29.000 that want to see a show about shitty, childish drag queen,

00:29:34.200 whatever bullshit this is.

00:29:35.960 They even have a black one dressed like the Statue of Liberty.

00:29:39.320 He was queens.

00:29:41.440 So which channel is this coming on, or is this an internet show?

00:29:45.860 I think it's only streaming on RuPaul's channel.

00:29:47.480 Did the one just get dragged to hell?

00:29:49.720 Look back that up.

00:29:50.720 One of them just got dragged to hell.

00:29:55.660 One of them just got dragged to hell.

00:29:58.000 It's symbolic of him dying by saying something stupid.

00:30:00.400 I don't know.

00:30:01.300 What the hell?

00:30:03.000 Well, since it's online, if it's an online streaming thing,

00:30:05.700 then it's to be expected that they're going to have shows like this

00:30:08.060 just because online you don't have to worry as much about censorship,

00:30:12.240 especially if it's an agenda that a huge bunch of people support.

00:30:15.840 Oh, my God.

00:30:16.900 As you can see from the views and the thumbs up.

00:30:19.040 One of them?

00:30:19.540 And of course it's done in that shitty CalArts style.

00:30:23.860 Oh, fuck.

00:30:24.720 Don't get me started on CalArts again.

00:30:26.560 CalArts is better than this.

00:30:27.760 This is 90s flash animation.

00:30:30.920 We were talking on the show yesterday.

00:30:33.440 Some graduate from CalArts was talking about how everyone at the CalArts animation studio,

00:30:39.200 our animation school, rolls their eyes at Don Bluth.

00:30:43.580 I'm like, are you fucking serious?

00:30:45.220 Wait, they rolled their eyes at Don Bluth?

00:30:47.040 Yes.

00:30:47.980 What?

00:30:48.380 Yeah.

00:30:49.540 That's how bad things...

00:30:50.680 See, it isn't just that they push all this leftist shit.

00:30:54.860 They hate quality.

00:30:56.380 These leftists just hate quality.

00:30:59.020 They hate the beautiful because it reminds them they are ugly.

00:31:02.940 Yeah, because Don Bluth, he's like the closest person to rivaling Disney

00:31:06.300 in terms of animation quality and that hand-drawn style.

00:31:09.560 Yeah, Don Bluth's a fucking legend in the industry.

00:31:12.060 And these people who turn Thundercats into Steven Universe

00:31:15.780 think they're better than him.

00:31:16.820 Yeah, it's almost like watching immaturity manifest itself in animation.

00:31:24.640 I love the Freudian slip that one of them died and went to hell in the middle of that fucking...

00:31:29.900 Oh, yeah, I didn't catch that the first time.

00:31:32.920 But no, they don't belong in heaven.

00:31:39.000 I'm surprised Cenobites didn't come and drag it down.

00:31:42.360 I wouldn't be surprised if there are Cenobites on the show.

00:31:46.820 I think the people making the show are Cenobites.

00:31:51.300 I'm coming to the conclusion maybe Cenobites.

00:31:53.560 What was the tagline in the one zombie movie?

00:31:57.020 When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

00:31:59.660 When there's no more room in hell, the Cenobites will walk the earth.

00:32:04.020 Yeah.

00:32:04.600 Funny enough, this art style is like a very poorly done Powerpuff Girls type of style.

00:32:10.600 It actually reminds me of the art styles used in the Elsagate videos.

00:32:15.040 Oh, it does, doesn't it?

00:32:16.820 Oh, man, it's like Spider-Man should be fucking Elsa

00:32:20.240 while the Joker jerks off in the background.

00:32:22.380 Like, that'll be on season three.

00:32:27.120 Yeah, by the way, are you guys still subscribed to that

00:32:30.200 Invest Gain YouTube channel?

00:32:31.700 Because they put up a video a couple days ago

00:32:33.500 talking about how pedophiles are now targeting little kids

00:32:36.760 who are doing YouTube live streams.

00:32:39.520 I didn't catch that, but, yeah, I'm not surprised.

00:32:43.640 It was a very specific video,

00:32:45.160 but they're just like a general overview of how easy it is for pedophiles to groom kids.

00:32:52.820 Yeah, guys, keep your kids off the internet.

00:32:55.940 Don't give them a fucking tablet.

00:32:58.460 I never thought I'd be one of those people who's like,

00:33:01.120 if I had kids, I wouldn't have cable and I'd censor the internet.

00:33:05.340 But man, I would be now.

00:33:09.500 It's kind of too late.

00:33:10.540 Most people I know of kids, their kids are all on the computers

00:33:13.440 and tablets and smartphones.

00:33:15.540 It always fucking wouldn't be.

00:33:16.960 We'll go live in the woods before that fucking happens.

00:33:19.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:20.200 My kids are going to be playing in the hills, hunting lizards.

00:33:23.120 I mean, we'll have a TV, and we'll be watching shows that I pick out on DVD

00:33:27.120 that I know are okay.

00:33:28.580 Yeah, mostly black and white.

00:33:31.640 Yeah.

00:33:33.000 Well, unless you're away from civilization,

00:33:34.720 they're going to get peer pressure to follow the crowd and stuff.

00:33:40.540 man homeschool oh yeah i wouldn't i'd homeschool the only way i i'd even consider letting a kid go to

00:33:47.420 um public school is once you're at the high school all right well i'm actually i actually

00:33:52.140 have been homeschooled and there are actually still a lot of progressives in the homeschool

00:33:56.220 community so yeah you're gonna catch some of it but you gotta admit i mean i don't want to

00:34:00.300 shelter them to the point where once they do encounter it they can't deal with it but i you

00:34:05.020 gotta you can't be like watch letting kids watch the shows about soy and lesbians all the time

00:34:10.540 Well, yeah, you just got to be careful. Otherwise, you know, again, once they get that rebellious age, they're going to give you a middle finger and then just, you know, tell you to go fuck yourself and then rebel.

00:34:19.640 Do it correctly. Yeah. Like, listen, there's dangers. Here's one of the dangers you need to look out for. And here's why it's bad.

00:34:25.840 yeah like basically like it's being real with them and i guess explaining to them you know

00:34:33.480 the potential repercussions and the side effects of all this crazy stuff it i think will make them

00:34:38.800 understand better than just telling them no they can't do it and not getting explanation yeah you

00:34:42.740 don't want to you don't want to be too i actually feel like in some we were talking about this on

00:34:46.900 the show on my show last night where i said in some regards i feel like the religious right of

00:34:52.700 the 80s is almost to blame for this in that they cried wolf so many times that that now you know

00:35:00.340 when you're crying about how dungeon and dragons is the devil then nobody takes you seriously

00:35:04.980 anymore and next thing you know you actually do have lesbians on fucking kids it's kind of like

00:35:10.760 it's kind of complain about the magic and harry potter when the magic is the least of your worries

00:35:16.220 in that movie yeah you complain about the wrong things you overreact and and you cry wolf too

00:35:22.920 many times and then nobody takes it seriously anymore and next thing you know rupaul is

00:35:27.460 entertaining your children well fun fact the catholic church didn't have too much of a problem

00:35:32.100 with harry potter but i guess there's also the inverse of that because when we don't have things

00:35:41.380 that are deliberately trying to brainwash your kids you just have stuff that wars your kids like

00:35:45.200 I just discovered this new cartoon show called

00:35:46.900 Summer Camp Island, where basically the premise

00:35:49.100 is the kids go to the summer camp, and it turns

00:35:51.140 out the whole thing's like a magical place, like Hogwarts.

00:35:53.540 And the whole focus is not on the

00:35:55.060 magical events. Oh, no, it's primarily based

00:35:57.100 on the kids' anxiety disorder.

00:35:59.020 Huh. And the art style looks

00:36:01.080 very similar to Adventure Time.

00:36:03.960 God, they all look

00:36:04.880 autistic.

00:36:06.500 Yeah, that's why I know some of my cartoons today.

00:36:09.720 And these three characters.

00:36:11.440 Here's the main character right here, like the

00:36:12.900 guy, and that's his best friend, the girl.

00:36:14.600 and there's like a dynamic, I guess

00:36:16.580 originally in the pilot there was like a

00:36:18.560 friendship dynamic with another like cool

00:36:20.640 kid, but I guess they kind of pushed that aside.

00:36:22.980 Burn CalArch to the ground.

00:36:25.120 Burn it to the ground.

00:36:26.240 Popped up on SSRIs.

00:36:28.680 Have you seen those comparison

00:36:30.300 images where they show like the new Thundercats

00:36:32.540 cartoon and like the original Thundercats

00:36:34.540 cartoon just to see just how

00:36:35.960 different the art style is?

00:36:38.720 Ouch. There's this

00:36:40.440 one YouTuber I watch, Teddy

00:36:42.260 rubskin where he like reviews old games and stuff and he does it as a little teddy bear like with

00:36:47.460 this thick um you know brooklyn accent kind of thing and um or maybe it's chicago accent i can't

00:36:53.980 tell everything like uncle bad touch but he did a uh he did a video where he was like people were

00:36:59.740 telling me i should respond to the new thundercats i haven't seen it yet but it's it's fucking

00:37:03.820 thundercats how bad can it be go back two seconds luke to that horse isn't that the retarded horse

00:37:11.880 that is a retarded horse

00:37:14.740 from Family Guy

00:37:15.740 pisses itself

00:37:18.940 that's a retarded horse

00:37:22.620 it's a chromosome

00:37:24.280 but yeah

00:37:26.760 the guy was like it's Thundercats how bad

00:37:28.660 can it be and then like two seconds of it he goes

00:37:30.540 oh my god what the fuck is this

00:37:33.020 well we saw

00:37:35.080 the interview with the creator

00:37:36.940 of the new series he's got

00:37:38.820 a little man bun he's got a little like

00:37:40.620 tree in the back of his head held together

00:37:42.640 with a girly band. Well, you know why he has a tree

00:37:44.680 on the top of his head? Because a lot of seeds

00:37:46.420 have been put in his mouth.

00:37:48.980 Well, isn't the man bun

00:37:50.520 just that thing for people who are obsessed

00:37:52.220 with Japanese culture or something like that?

00:37:55.680 I don't know.

00:37:56.680 I've seen a couple of guys with very

00:37:58.600 pretty beards sporting them,

00:38:00.620 and I just don't want

00:38:02.600 to ask them. I don't want to go up to

00:38:04.600 them and engage with them.

00:38:08.380 Someone in the chat said apparently Al Gore's wife

00:38:10.600 started a panic over heavy metal i know she had a big panic over rap i didn't know she was going

00:38:16.280 after metal but that wouldn't surprise me so his wife starts a panic over music and he starts a

00:38:23.240 panic over the environment i mean when you look at the studies and stuff even if the global warming

00:38:31.960 alarmist was like was actually true you know once human beings die off the plant will just

00:38:36.280 go back to normal after like 500 years.

00:38:40.000 And you never hear the environmentalists talk about

00:38:42.320 declining bee populations, which is a real

00:38:44.340 problem. I guess because the solution

00:38:46.500 to that isn't socialism.

00:38:48.240 Well, with the declining bee

00:38:50.480 populations, what they did was they tried to

00:38:52.320 hybridize an African bee with a honeybee

00:38:54.420 and they created like a killer bee that's been

00:38:56.300 terrorizing people.

00:38:59.880 No, that's

00:39:00.560 an old thing they did like 100 years ago.

00:39:02.600 Good lord, he has such a gay haircut.

00:39:06.280 I just

00:39:12.840 What the fuck was anyone like

00:39:14.400 Hey you know Thundercats

00:39:15.760 What if everyone was Snarf

00:39:17.200 Yeah

00:39:20.100 I even hated Snarf as a kid

00:39:22.300 I hated the cute characters as a kid

00:39:25.900 You watch these shows

00:39:29.720 Because you aspire to be the badass hero

00:39:32.400 In them

00:39:33.300 Not Snarf

00:39:34.260 yeah it's like i mean why does the animation have to be so piss poorly done stuff why not just you

00:39:40.480 know at least give it to the koreans to make a nice animation i watched star trek because

00:39:46.140 captain picard was awesome not wesley shut up wesley shut up wesley well i mean if you look at

00:39:55.700 what will wean's become then it's you can't use that phrase to tell him to shut up he gets mad

00:40:01.500 when people do that, too. It's hilarious.

00:40:03.620 A couple years ago, he was all like,

00:40:06.060 I will

00:40:07.440 start blocking people who tell me to shut up,

00:40:09.540 Wesley. So I replied to him. This is when

00:40:11.440 I was still on Twitter. So I replied to him, like, how about shut up,

00:40:13.680 faggot? Didn't

00:40:15.160 Patrick Stewart actually tweet that back

00:40:17.580 at him after he said that?

00:40:19.020 Like, shut up, Wesley.

00:40:22.980 Patrick Stewart's

00:40:23.820 such an asshole.

00:40:26.560 So didn't

00:40:27.160 Wil Wheaton get accused of hashtag

00:40:29.360 me, too?

00:40:30.880 I don't know, but that really would not surprise me at all.

00:40:35.240 Because I'm pretty sure that – or sorry, I'll tell you who did.

00:40:38.580 Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

00:40:41.320 Ah.

00:40:42.740 Ah, yes, that one.

00:40:45.080 It's funny.

00:40:45.820 Like a couple weeks ago, for fun, I wrote this little short story

00:40:50.100 where there's all these dystopian predictions about the future.

00:40:54.200 And one of the predictions was that Justin Trudeau would be sentenced to death

00:40:57.320 for calling a

00:40:59.480 woman honey 10 years ago

00:41:01.280 and then he would tearfully accept it while

00:41:03.260 pissing his pants.

00:41:05.920 Not too far from the truth.

00:41:11.100 Because you know

00:41:11.940 that if Justin Trudeau or anyone else

00:41:15.580 these people were ever sentenced to death

00:41:17.740 for the various crimes they committed

00:41:19.240 they would go to the gals

00:41:20.620 screaming, crying, piss-shitting themselves

00:41:23.320 begging for mercy. There'd be no

00:41:25.440 stoicism to it at all.

00:41:27.880 uh super chat from dashing rogue since five u.s dollars it says the reboot of thundercats looks

00:41:32.680 like sd gundam i haven't seen gundam so i my favorite thing is uh once we said tumblr cats

00:41:42.120 tumblr cats tumblr cats soy yeah oh god see trudeau has been on the feminist bandwagon by day one

00:41:54.680 from day one. He made a huge

00:41:56.520 point out of the fact that half of his cabinet

00:41:58.400 is female, right? Because we all

00:42:00.520 know that women are just as prone

00:42:02.720 to getting into politics as men.

00:42:05.080 So, obviously, all

00:42:06.500 those women are qualified.

00:42:08.760 Well, you can kind of tell he's a bit

00:42:10.520 of a creeper, given how he talks.

00:42:13.380 Oh, good. He's

00:42:14.540 a nice guy. Nice guys are always creepers.

00:42:17.200 Yeah, he's like a...

00:42:18.220 He's like the

00:42:20.600 white Gian Gomeshi.

00:42:22.440 I thought people called him a poor man's Obama

00:42:24.300 or something like that.

00:42:26.080 Gian Gomeschi was at least the top.

00:42:31.920 Good point.

00:42:35.500 So he's being hanged by his own

00:42:37.760 petard.

00:42:39.940 Good, I say.

00:42:41.660 It's like you have thrown so many men under the bus

00:42:43.960 with your hypocritical policies, with your lies,

00:42:46.240 with your sucking up the women.

00:42:47.660 Because we know, Justin, in your heart of hearts,

00:42:49.960 you're a 12-year-old boy whose mom

00:42:52.100 abandoned him because she is too busy.

00:42:54.300 banging every rapper and communist dictator she could find.

00:42:57.880 And you just want mummy's love.

00:42:59.800 And you're throwing the entire fucking country under the bus for mummy's love

00:43:04.420 because you've got all the girlies to vote for you because you're cute

00:43:07.360 and you're Justin Bieber and whatever.

00:43:11.120 And all the soy boys in this country voted for you

00:43:14.420 because they heard about Trudeau before and they're stupid.

00:43:17.580 And you just want mummy's love.

00:43:19.400 What is good and just and right doesn't fucking matter.

00:43:22.600 You know, one of my buddies has met him.

00:43:23.740 and he just can't hate the guy

00:43:25.320 because he is such a nice guy

00:43:26.680 and I believe him, I believe Justin

00:43:28.780 I believe that you're a very nice person

00:43:31.440 you need to hang

00:43:32.640 you need to be put to death for treason

00:43:34.680 being nice is not being good

00:43:38.260 you are the Prime Minister of Canada

00:43:40.440 and you have betrayed this nation

00:43:42.680 to the fucking Chinese

00:43:44.520 you have handed us over

00:43:46.620 to corrupt Chinese businessmen

00:43:49.920 who turn their own country people into slaves

00:43:52.060 you have handed us over

00:43:54.320 Fuck you, Trudeau. You're a traitor.

00:43:56.300 I don't care how nice you are or that you just want mummy to love you.

00:43:59.900 You are a filthy, disgusting traitor.

00:44:02.280 God damn you and God damn every Canadian that voted for you.

00:44:08.900 David, put headphones in, damn it.

00:44:14.320 Can Trudeau count as a nice guy since he basically intentionally blocks refugee status for Christians in the Middle East?

00:44:24.520 Well, see, Christians are fucking evil, retrograde homophobes, so they don't count.

00:44:29.180 Yeah, but these are Middle Eastern Christians, so at least they bring some form of diversity to Canada.

00:44:33.260 Well, see, if you're a Christian, it doesn't matter who you are.

00:44:37.940 Yeah, you've got to understand, see, the Middle Eastern Christians, they might be brown or black,

00:44:42.520 but because they're Christians, they're not going to fuck his wife, so he doesn't want them to come over.

00:44:46.740 We have a $2 super chat from Seneca Cheap, says,

00:44:49.840 It's surprising Justin hit on a woman, not a man.

00:44:52.640 Yeah, a few people said, well, at least it was a woman.

00:44:55.460 Thank God it was a woman.

00:44:57.520 Well, with a lot of Middle Easterners,

00:44:58.620 I noticed a lot of Middle Easterners are actually pretty Caucasian in appearance.

00:45:02.020 So, you know, some look darker than others.

00:45:03.160 Yeah, but he's not bringing those in.

00:45:04.640 He's bringing in black and brown ones.

00:45:07.500 Yeah.

00:45:09.260 Specifically to fuck his wife.

00:45:11.700 Oh, and could I also point out that Trudeau has been a strong advocate of abortion,

00:45:15.880 and he still takes communion at the Catholic Church?

00:45:18.700 Well, yeah, see, he wants him to fuck his wife,

00:45:20.620 but he doesn't want to have to raise the little bastard

00:45:22.440 they make. So that's why he's a strong advocate

00:45:24.380 for abortion. Wait, is his wife

00:45:26.600 actually going behind his back?

00:45:29.300 Behind his back? That's

00:45:30.580 being generous. There's a rumor

00:45:32.080 of both bisexual swingers.

00:45:34.560 Okay. Luke is shrinking

00:45:36.600 his head. Well, this is

00:45:38.660 the current year.

00:45:40.540 I caught you doing that, Luke. That's funny.

00:45:43.900 Oh, wait, no. You put

00:45:44.660 that on a 12-year-old. I see what you did

00:45:46.620 now. Wasn't there

00:45:47.640 a meme going around

00:45:50.380 where apparently someone compared Justin Trudeau's picture

00:45:54.660 to Fidel Castro before he grew the beard and stuff

00:45:58.220 and knows how they look exactly alike.

00:46:00.380 Yeah, I think there might be something to that.

00:46:03.700 I can't really judge.

00:46:04.740 I'm not very good at recognizing familial resemblance.

00:46:07.800 So I can see it, but ask somebody with better eyes for that.

00:46:12.200 I think it's far more likely that he's Ted Kennedy's son.

00:46:20.380 we've got a bastard running the country

00:46:23.420 and you wonder why it's going down the drain.

00:46:25.640 Bastards are either cruel or pathetic.

00:46:29.140 Yeah, but isn't all of Justin Trudeau's support

00:46:32.820 basically mainly came from his dad's wealth

00:46:35.260 or his dad's name?

00:46:37.120 Oh, yeah.

00:46:37.620 Yeah, he's accomplished nothing.

00:46:39.560 Like his dad was a scumbag communist sympathizer,

00:46:43.020 but his dad was actually accomplished.

00:46:45.380 Trudeau, he's a part-time ski instructor,

00:46:49.140 part-time drama coach.

00:46:51.260 Which is kind of funny

00:46:53.040 given how they're constantly hating on Trump

00:46:55.140 because he got an inheritance from his dad.

00:46:58.140 And not Trudeau,

00:46:59.280 who's just been

00:46:59.980 trust fund baby accomplishes nothing.

00:47:04.540 It's almost like the left has no principles.

00:47:08.640 Almost, eh?

00:47:10.380 I really want someone to make a version of this for Trudeau.

00:47:15.680 This is the one video that won't flag us this week.

00:47:18.560 For the last 28 years, I have been a public opponent of the Catholic Church's teaching on abortion.

00:47:22.560 Therefore, I self-identify as a very devout Catholic.

00:47:24.580 Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

00:47:28.920 Now, listen, I'm going to – I'm of the opinion that – I believe in separation of church and state in the old European sense.

00:47:38.440 That the king is there to enforce civil laws, and the church is there to enforce moral laws.

00:47:44.640 and

00:47:45.960 an unborn child

00:47:50.520 is not yet

00:47:52.640 a citizen of the state

00:47:53.820 let's put it this way

00:47:56.700 over in Mexico

00:47:57.560 every single day

00:47:59.320 peasant children

00:48:01.360 are having their flesh stripped off

00:48:03.800 and their beating hearts

00:48:05.300 torn from their chests

00:48:06.500 because their father sided

00:48:08.500 with the wrong drug dealing cartel

00:48:11.200 it's absolutely brutal

00:48:13.360 what is going on in Mexico.

00:48:15.600 But it's not my responsibility

00:48:17.760 to go fix the Mexican problem.

00:48:20.700 Unless we declare a crusade,

00:48:22.360 that's a Mexican problem.

00:48:23.780 I'm not the Mexican police.

00:48:26.080 And so when it comes to things like abortion,

00:48:28.300 yes, it is murder.

00:48:29.680 Do not have an abortion.

00:48:31.620 But that's a moral law.

00:48:35.040 Someone suggested that

00:48:36.340 we should make Mexico

00:48:38.220 another state in America.

00:48:41.240 No.

00:48:42.180 No.

00:48:43.360 Well, I mean, if we made a state, then we could basically purge, you know, all of the cartels and all of the corruption, potentially.

00:48:50.100 Yeah, but then we're full of a bunch of Mexicans that are now citizens.

00:48:54.360 Yeah, but, I mean, outside of the whole immigration thing, Mexicans are pretty conservative.

00:49:00.120 No, they are. They're violent and brutal.

00:49:02.960 Mexico City had gay marriage before, like, most of the U.S.

00:49:09.020 Oh, I didn't hear about that one.

00:49:11.000 They've got to see if the Aztecs.

00:49:13.360 Well, if you actually – there was a Swedish economist who broke it down. Latinos on average in the U.S. are more liberal than whites on everything from gun control to abortion to everything.

00:49:25.260 They have – they're not socially conservative. They don't have family values. They are basically bog-standard leftists in every way that matters.

00:49:33.680 And considering that Mexico literally just elected a communist as president, no, I don't want them in my country.

00:49:38.740 I wish we could

00:49:44.840 saw it off from the continent

00:49:46.080 I don't particularly want them in North America

00:49:47.940 by the way we've got a super chat

00:49:50.320 from syndicate chief who says

00:49:51.700 Trump should give a DNA test to Justin

00:49:53.640 not Warren

00:49:54.900 I'd be interested in seeing those results

00:49:58.660 did you ever hear that bit

00:50:03.000 it was one of the

00:50:04.140 I heard it on I think Kumite

00:50:05.840 it was a while ago when they talked about

00:50:07.620 when Sargon of Akkad got his 23andMe back

00:50:10.960 and they go through

00:50:12.380 all these things that he is

00:50:13.700 and the remaining 37%

00:50:15.940 was HIV positive.

00:50:21.540 Oh, so do we know

00:50:22.480 if Sargon's black or not yet?

00:50:27.280 I thought it was part Indian.

00:50:30.720 He claims he's a quadroon

00:50:32.260 but as with most things

00:50:34.600 that came out of Sargon's mouth

00:50:36.140 I thought he was an Arab.

00:50:40.220 I thought he was Sargon of Kebab.

00:50:44.040 Well, the funny thing about the whole Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Native American thing is that it's like, wasn't the joke is that when you don't want to be associated as purely white, you just claim to be Native American because it's such a vague bloodline that almost everyone shares?

00:51:00.500 Yeah, most whites in America,

00:51:03.240 if you could trace your lineage back more than 100 years in this country,

00:51:08.500 you have some native in you.

00:51:09.920 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I have native American black human stuff.

00:51:13.080 I know, I do.

00:51:13.720 I have at least one Algonquin ancestor, probably more.

00:51:17.680 There was a lot of daughters basically being sold to white men going on.

00:51:23.540 A lot of Indians just sold their daughters.

00:51:27.620 Well, that's pretty pragmatic.

00:51:29.020 The white men got the guns.

00:51:31.500 Yeah, well, the funny thing is that people act like they slaughtered the Native Americans,

00:51:35.120 but the reality is that 90% of them, I think, just died from the diseases we brought.

00:51:40.060 And, you know, back then, it normally understood how disease and dermatologies work, so it's not really...

00:51:45.680 Well, in all fairness, there was that one time the United States government did it pretty purposefully.

00:51:51.020 Here's some blankets.

00:51:52.480 Well, I was talking about before the United States existed.

00:51:54.120 Most of them got killed off pre-United States due to the diseases, especially on the East Coast.

00:51:59.840 On the East Coast, no land was taken.

00:52:03.860 Land was bought.

00:52:04.700 Pilgrims had strong senses of property rights and all, and they always...

00:52:09.840 Yeah, I mean, also a lot of tribes...

00:52:11.600 If they got seller's remorse, that's not our problem.

00:52:14.360 Also, a lot of tribes made deals with Europeans just because they wanted to have an advantage over their rival tribes.

00:52:21.780 The only real mistreatment of the natives you can point to is out in the West, and that was all at the hands of the federal government.

00:52:29.520 Well, and even there, what it all boils down to is that we had superior social technologies.

00:52:35.840 You know, the natives, yeah, they could buy guns from us, but we had all these institutions, these institutions of property management, of property law, the hierarchy of society.

00:52:46.900 And ultimately, we had a more efficient civilization.

00:52:50.560 And so we took it over.

00:52:52.500 And it was not intentionally brutal on our part.

00:52:56.100 It's just this is what happens.

00:52:57.580 In fact, the fact that we still have Native Americans, that we preserved reservations for them, shows our good intentions from the very earliest days.

00:53:07.400 Well, it kind of goes back to what you were discussing at the beginning.

00:53:09.940 You know, people liked the East India Company more when it was raping and killing loony people than when it was trying to help people.

00:53:16.000 A lot of these non-whites, basically, they respect white people more the more brutal we are to them.

00:53:22.740 They're like BPD women.

00:53:25.640 If you try to treat them nicely, they'll resent you for it.

00:53:28.760 If you beat them and abuse them, they'll be like, yes, Massa, yes, Massa, what can I do for you, Massa?

00:53:39.360 And, you know, just again, think about people you like.

00:53:42.100 You don't like people that are nice to you all the time.

00:53:44.240 I hate those people.

00:53:45.840 But do you want a landlord that's nice to you and always doing favors to you?

00:53:49.180 No, it's creepy.

00:53:51.120 You leave me alone.

00:53:53.640 Yeah, what some people don't understand about the Native Americans is that the Native Americans that the Europeans encountered were the ones who slaughtered other tribes that existed there before the Europeans got there.

00:54:05.300 And then not to mention, since they immigrated to America from Asia, they also killed the humanoids that were there before they got there.

00:54:12.900 Oh, yeah.

00:54:13.520 keep in mind north america was originally settled by whites and the native americans slaughtered

00:54:18.880 they did they prove that was a thing i knew they were settled by other humanoids but i didn't think

00:54:22.880 that they were settled by like yeah um caucasians um it's it's somewhat debated they did have light

00:54:29.520 skin though okay i know that there's a new discovery they found that there were there's a

00:54:34.160 european um european humanoid like homo sapien that was around that wasn't from africa so they

00:54:40.640 hinted at that europeans may not have come from africa there's actually there is so much

00:54:48.160 we really don't know that much about human evolution there's a lot that's just supposed

00:54:55.040 like out of africa is a hypothesis it's not a theory yeah there's no evidence for or against

00:55:02.240 it there is so much we have no idea yeah the problem oh the theories are that it's out of

00:55:07.440 australia huh well the problem the problem is is that a lot of people take theories and try to

00:55:13.220 preach them like their truth it's like kind of like how science has basically become almost like

00:55:17.480 a religion where people are treating this stuff like the gospel and questioning it gets you deemed

00:55:22.740 like a science denier and stuff which is the opposite of science actual science is questioning

00:55:28.360 things and looking for evidence yeah the problem is that science day is really being hit hard by

00:55:33.840 these politically correct agenda driven ideologues so that you can't really look into like anthropology

00:55:40.080 and like if it's going to offend someone just same thing with biology like biology is also being

00:55:45.240 hit hard by these like psychotic you know far left activists

00:55:49.480 i mean can you actually really kind of discuss the scientific reality behind race and all that

00:56:00.780 stuff without being labeled a racist we've got dashing rogue joining us how's it going brother

00:56:05.840 it's going fairly well how are you so i heard you got your ass kicked by a bunch of bitches

00:56:10.680 no i kicked their asses it just cost me a couple of fingers oh shit that's the thing i won

00:56:16.700 so you were fingering some bitches this is a perfect example of why non-lethal violence is

00:56:23.540 so much harder than lethal violence if i just been fighting two dogs i would not have two broken

00:56:28.540 fingers. I was trying to stop two

00:56:30.520 dogs from fighting each other. Thus, I have two

00:56:32.540 broken fingers. Damn.

00:56:36.340 Damn.

00:56:37.160 That sucks. I told

00:56:38.520 the story at the beginning of the live stream.

00:56:40.400 It was heroic. Not,

00:56:42.540 I must say, not as heroic

00:56:44.120 as the divers over in Thailand

00:56:46.620 that are rescuing those kids right now.

00:56:48.440 Last I heard, four kids are rescued.

00:56:50.600 One of the SEAL members

00:56:52.400 lost their lives doing it. Those

00:56:54.460 guys are really fucking heroic.

00:56:56.740 I don't even know about those people.

00:56:58.540 Oh, some kids got trapped in a cave, and the wet season came early, and so it's all flooded.

00:57:03.760 Oh, that sucks.

00:57:05.000 Yeah, yeah, it's quite the rescue effort.

00:57:08.160 I fought a couple of dogs.

00:57:10.860 I like this comment from Rab in the chat.

00:57:13.900 He says, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Harris, Dawkins, Bill Nye, and many of those promote scientism, not science.

00:57:21.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:22.480 Excellent term coined by Theodore Beal, a.k.a. Vox Day.

00:57:26.060 and bookie sends a two dollar super chat saying they'll take theory then make moral judgments

00:57:31.240 actually this goes back to the church and state thing you know america says they have a separation

00:57:38.360 of church and state but they don't okay the the church is the state in america where everything

00:57:44.680 has to be a moral judgment from the state so this is why everybody's clawing for the state there's

00:57:50.640 no willingness to say you know what this is the king's business the king enforces the civil law

00:57:55.960 he keeps the king's peace

00:57:57.140 but he really doesn't care what you do aside from that

00:57:59.920 you know like I don't want

00:58:01.720 government enforcing moral laws

00:58:03.820 that's for the church to do

00:58:05.620 well even then it's for yourself to do

00:58:09.420 morality at the end of the day

00:58:12.060 is an individual

00:58:12.800 matter ethics are

00:58:15.520 like a governmental

00:58:17.240 matter or even

00:58:19.520 an organizational matter

00:58:20.800 so like it's unethical to kill kids because they have natural

00:58:23.680 rights you know is it moral

00:58:25.580 to kill a kid,

00:58:27.520 maybe you're going to

00:58:29.640 die, right? If you're going to die and the mother

00:58:31.700 is going to

00:58:33.280 lose her life or something like that, then it's

00:58:35.620 okay. It's a moral decision. It's a

00:58:37.540 personal decision as opposed to, let's say,

00:58:39.920 an ethical decision.

00:58:41.660 The ethics are the rule. Morals are the

00:58:43.600 exception to them to a certain degree,

00:58:45.620 but they're also about personal governance.

00:58:49.260 You cannot force morality.

00:58:52.000 Of course, because it has to be brought

00:58:53.640 on from within. Let's put it this way.

00:58:55.500 And corporations are our new feudal lords.

00:58:59.000 I don't want corporations having opinions on sexual matters.

00:59:03.040 Absolutely.

00:59:03.940 As long as it doesn't interfere with the workday.

00:59:08.640 Yep.

00:59:10.760 Hey, Davis, I got a little bit of a story that might be fun to look at.

00:59:15.200 Oh, yeah? Does it involve fighting dogs?

00:59:16.860 No, but it involves a very, very vicious hate crime that we should all take very seriously.

00:59:21.060 Oh, I hate crimes.

00:59:23.200 It's totally not bullshit.

00:59:25.500 Um, so I, I sent, I, I threw the, uh, I threw the link in the chat here for Luke to bring

00:59:31.200 up.

00:59:31.440 It's on Facebook.

00:59:32.720 Um, it's, uh, Seat Saima, uh, Chowdhury of WXYZ, uh, Saima News is, well, she reports

00:59:43.760 on residents in an apartment complex, wake up to a hateful symbol sprayed on their door.

00:59:48.620 Five out of seven doors were targeted on the side of the apartment building.

00:59:51.740 We are told that the two that were spared were white families.

00:59:57.680 I asked them if this was done by thoughtless individuals, teens.

01:00:01.060 Would this make this situation better?

01:00:02.880 They said, still, no, it's offensive.

01:00:05.160 So, Luke, if you could throw it up.

01:00:07.460 There's the hateful symbol that was spray-painted on the doors.

01:00:13.040 Is that a stick figure of Casper the Friendly Ghost?

01:00:15.680 I thought it was E.T. from the Atari game, but apparently they're claiming this.

01:00:20.020 She's a breast-flying lizard.

01:00:22.360 Oh, God.

01:00:24.180 And she's had to have a bunch of updates because the comments are nothing

01:00:28.180 but people calling it fake news and tell her to go eat a dick.

01:00:31.560 Michael J. Fox.

01:00:32.980 So the update here, we're at update three, by the way.

01:00:37.000 The other ones aren't safe.

01:00:38.760 There is an individual I know I have to block because he wished violence upon me.

01:00:42.300 I don't like blocking people, but this is unacceptable.

01:00:44.900 Feel free to continue to share your nonviolent thoughts.

01:00:47.500 If you have any questions, you can send me at PM.

01:00:49.620 i will post why this is it's a sad stisca i will post why this is a news story because some did

01:00:57.740 not understand why we covered it one there are several incidents of vandalism in one complex

01:01:03.360 two it appears that the vandals were trying to draw a symbol that seems to be a swastika

01:01:08.560 only on minority residents doors three this leaves them feeling easy and especially unsupported

01:01:15.340 because the management company did not call the police.

01:01:20.080 The comments are fucking fantastic.

01:01:24.820 Somebody says,

01:01:25.620 Hail Horter.

01:01:31.980 SIG FAIL.

01:01:35.260 SIG FAIL.

01:01:38.700 Oh, God.

01:01:41.160 What you doing there, Rabbi?

01:01:45.340 Oh, somebody posted a picture of E.T. from the Atari.

01:01:52.580 Zig fail.

01:01:56.140 This is fantastic.

01:01:58.400 He thought everybody was going to take this seriously.

01:02:05.820 Look at the Down Syndrome, Nazi.

01:02:08.680 Jesus Christ.

01:02:10.500 Wait, where's the Down Syndrome?

01:02:11.700 Scroll up, scroll up.

01:02:15.340 oh it's fantastic

01:02:19.800 oh these people deserve what they get

01:02:21.900 oh fuck

01:02:23.100 is it really a wonder

01:02:25.920 that he was trying to censor memes

01:02:27.780 now with article 13

01:02:29.000 Hillary

01:02:31.720 uh oh look at Hillary

01:02:33.280 confirm that

01:02:34.100 well this is very

01:02:39.780 serious where I know we're all

01:02:41.100 I'm gonna get out there and post one of the

01:02:43.880 shifts of the Mighty Morphin

01:02:45.740 Power Rangers doing that during this loop.

01:02:48.700 Oh, geez.

01:02:52.040 God.

01:02:53.840 So, yeah, we should all be taking this very

01:02:55.800 seriously. She actually accused somebody

01:02:57.820 of threatening her because he said, like,

01:02:59.600 I hope you die or something like that.

01:03:02.160 And everybody commenting under

01:03:03.760 like saying, wishing violence on

01:03:05.720 someone is not a threat, you dumb gash.

01:03:11.920 Now, the thing is,

01:03:13.120 I don't know whether it was minorities

01:03:15.960 doing this or actual

01:03:17.880 white nationalists because I have

01:03:19.900 from what I've seen, they're both

01:03:21.620 equally capable of being this stupid.

01:03:24.880 Oh.

01:03:25.700 What have you seen that the white nationalists

01:03:27.700 have done? I'd like to hear some stories about that.

01:03:30.200 I'm pretty sure it's not.

01:03:31.240 Oh, it's Bill 2 is coming.

01:03:33.160 Oh, yeah. I told you about that.

01:03:35.240 Electric Boogaloo.

01:03:38.260 The subtitle is

01:03:39.560 Hail Horter.

01:03:41.180 Hail Horter.

01:03:42.020 What, there's going to be another rally in Charlottesville?

01:03:44.740 Yes, it's not going to be in Charlottesville.

01:03:46.680 Unite the Right 2 is going to be in Washington, D.C.

01:03:48.900 They couldn't get a program for Charlottesville because Charlottesville is understandably sick of having neo-Nazis and communists brawling in their streets.

01:03:56.960 So they're going to have in Washington, D.C., a city in which Hillary Clinton won 91% of the vote in 2016 and in which every single member of the city council as well as the mayor are Democrats.

01:04:08.680 Nothing could possibly go wrong.

01:04:10.640 Also a city crawling with intelligence agents that don't like troublemakers, period.

01:04:16.500 See, I get this feeling – this is one of the reasons why a lot of people thought the whole Unite the Right was basically a setup to basically make supporters look bad.

01:04:25.560 Yeah.

01:04:26.660 Again, I really think that we are seeing the calling happen.

01:04:33.080 We really are seeing it before our eyes.

01:04:35.040 The fucking white nationalists are becoming the modern-day Crips and Bloods.

01:04:42.040 If you look at why Tukey Williams and what have you started the Crips, they originally started it as a protection force similar to the Black Panthers, and that's exactly what's happening.

01:04:52.320 These people are basically Wiggers.

01:04:54.640 Let me ask you.

01:04:55.480 How many of these guys listen to rap music on a regular basis?

01:04:58.900 I don't because it's filthy.

01:05:01.360 Let me ask you this.

01:05:02.900 how many of them actually had jobs

01:05:05.580 and lives prior to this fucking Trump

01:05:07.600 phenomenon. Every fucking time

01:05:09.560 I see these people, whether it be the Battle

01:05:11.520 of Berkeley, Portland, or fucking Charlottesville,

01:05:14.760 all the

01:05:15.600 guys who the right-wing

01:05:17.460 media, like Gavin McInnes and what have you,

01:05:19.680 put out there, they're all meatheads.

01:05:21.820 They don't have a fucking life.

01:05:24.160 You'd see them

01:05:25.420 with a fucking six-pack and a 40.

01:05:27.400 They're not good. They're not

01:05:29.180 necessarily bad people, but they're just...

01:05:31.060 if a couple of dogs were in an actual fight,

01:05:33.220 they'd be running.

01:05:34.380 Yeah, it's fucking...

01:05:38.080 Honestly, guys,

01:05:39.040 I'd stay away from it if I were you.

01:05:41.040 There is no glory in this fucking battle.

01:05:43.380 Even I fought in Berkeley, and I honestly...

01:05:47.060 What's insane is how people...

01:05:48.900 What's insane is how people

01:05:50.480 act like white nationalism

01:05:52.700 is suddenly come back and stuff.

01:05:54.420 These people have been around for decades.

01:05:57.200 1980s, man.

01:05:59.080 It's always losers that are looking for

01:06:00.860 identity yeah which is sad i mean like listen i love white topia okay i love here in canada we

01:06:07.280 still got a little bit we're about five years behind america okay so if there's you can find

01:06:12.820 the occasional white topia and there's no security bars there's nothing oh look there's uh everybody

01:06:18.060 honest well that's because it's too cold up there oh it's not gonna last we're destroying it but

01:06:24.940 But, oh, and thank you, Caku, for the $2 super chat.

01:06:31.060 Yeah, Europeans are suicidal, unfortunately.

01:06:33.280 But these people are just suicidal.

01:06:35.220 And the leader, his name's Kessler.

01:06:37.680 That's right, isn't it, Forney?

01:06:39.320 Yes, Kessler.

01:06:40.600 Kessler.

01:06:41.360 So this is the same shit.

01:06:43.460 This little shit was involved in Occupy Wall Street a few years ago.

01:06:47.640 And let me remind you that when Occupy Wall Street started,

01:06:51.220 one of my friends, Justine Tunney, was one of the original people.

01:06:53.900 and the original occupy wall street was it was against the banks and the golden parachutes and

01:07:00.600 the bailouts it was largely apolitical it was anti-bank it was more of an anarchist movement

01:07:07.260 and then the progressive stack showed up kessler showed up and kicked tunny out

01:07:13.280 all right so kessler fucked up occupy wall street and now he's fucking up the alt-right

01:07:20.000 and the dumb shits are following him into it.

01:07:23.020 So what is Kessler's belief in?

01:07:25.240 Has he always been like a white nationalist

01:07:26.700 or is he just like causing problems?

01:07:29.340 What is his full name?

01:07:32.080 I think...

01:07:32.880 Is this a picture of him?

01:07:35.940 This is James Kessler, correct?

01:07:38.780 Jason Kessler, yeah.

01:07:40.040 Yeah, Jason Kessler, yes.

01:07:41.100 Look at those disgust folds around his nasal labia.

01:07:46.040 Like, look...

01:07:46.520 Is he a homosexual?

01:07:47.640 Is this confirmed?

01:07:48.220 well i don't know if he has a he has no known uh female relations so

01:07:55.180 the eyes are tilting down i wouldn't trust this guy around children

01:08:02.900 i heard he was spray painting swastikas on people's doors recently

01:08:06.400 you know i think you might be right about that i do remember

01:08:10.700 call seeing this guy buy white paint at a fucking home nepo

01:08:14.000 yeah he was all screaming hail horter oh jesus why is he he looks like that kid from the sixth

01:08:22.740 sense the guy who never grew up you know i see dead people that guy he looks just like him same

01:08:28.020 eyes i know that guy's name he sees black people yes see if i can get look up that

01:08:37.040 fucking character's name.

01:08:39.100 He does.

01:08:41.920 Oh, what the hell is his name?

01:08:48.760 No, no, those aren't smile lines.

01:08:51.360 Those are disgust lines.

01:08:53.500 Like, wrinkle your nose upward, folks.

01:08:55.040 Like, you just smelled something disgusting.

01:08:57.140 Why does he always have the same

01:08:59.080 smug expression in every single

01:09:01.100 picture? That same vacant

01:09:03.100 expression of, like, nothing going on

01:09:05.020 upstairs, buddy.

01:09:05.920 the moral superiority

01:09:08.100 type of thing.

01:09:09.400 He looks like he just

01:09:11.320 ripped a really bad fart and everyone's

01:09:13.240 reacting to it, and he's trying to act like

01:09:15.260 it wasn't him.

01:09:20.140 This is the guy that helped

01:09:21.360 destroy Occupy Wall Street, and who's

01:09:23.480 helping destroy the alt-right.

01:09:25.240 So, what was he doing in Occupy Wall Street

01:09:27.420 then?

01:09:28.940 I'm not sure exactly. He was one of the leaders.

01:09:31.260 But again, the progressive stack took over

01:09:33.120 Occupy Wall Street, and bit by bit

01:09:35.300 pushed out the original founders of it and it turned it into a complete joke shit show where

01:09:42.780 it like clapping and drum circles and the person with the least privilege gets to speak

01:09:47.720 that sort of nonsense so like so was this like how long but like was this before it became a

01:09:54.560 thing around multiple cities yeah like it became a thing around multiple cities after the progressive

01:10:01.440 stack took it over so how long was a progressive free because from the look of like all the initial

01:10:06.140 talks about it seemed like the progressives were already control like controlling it from the get

01:10:10.700 go by the time you heard about it the progressives had a firm grip on it already okay so basically

01:10:16.300 it was like yet another media blackout until they took over basically like the original founders of

01:10:22.500 occupy wall street they were just trying to do something good and they were very naive about how

01:10:28.720 vicious and manipulative liberals are like they all vaguely consider themselves liberal as well

01:10:34.560 but they were the honest liberals i think as justine put it we were all the anarchist tranny

01:10:39.240 freaks of new york okay and like she's one of the original anarchist tranny freaks where they're

01:10:44.880 actually very creative and weird and interesting and fun to be around all right like you know that

01:10:50.480 that set of the population they're interesting weird liberal but they're actually honest they're

01:10:57.180 not manipulative evil fucks okay so they started the thing and then the manipulative evil fucks

01:11:04.380 infiltrated kessler was one of the original evil manipulative fucks

01:11:09.820 and then they had the weird fucks like uh that ketchup girl yeah it's kind of like it's kind of

01:11:17.140 weird how all this stuff has happened under like the obama presidency like all these people have

01:11:21.360 done all this like manipulation in like these past eight years yeah there's a for better or worse

01:11:27.840 comic or like a series of comics where all the high school kids decide to go have a protest

01:11:34.360 against a raise in the bus prices or something like that and and the main character from the

01:11:40.220 comic got caught on camera doing it and when he got home his parents punished him because they

01:11:44.820 said like we just had a vote on this three weeks ago and you didn't know or care about it back then

01:11:50.320 you just jumped on this bandwagon to go protest

01:11:52.620 because it was interesting

01:11:53.560 that's not how democracy works you stupid little

01:11:56.400 shit and the progressive

01:11:58.240 stack is all about

01:11:59.640 this is cool, this is new

01:12:01.840 oh we're changing, it's identity

01:12:04.140 politics

01:12:04.800 super chat from Kaku says

01:12:07.700 alt sense Nazis

01:12:10.340 doesn't see dead people he sees Nazis

01:12:15.780 hey Gavis I gotta bail out

01:12:18.280 for a while so thanks for having me on

01:12:20.100 Hey, thanks for being on.

01:12:21.740 Good luck.

01:12:26.740 Honestly, I want to say that the whole white nationalists and communists thing is just here to destabilize the United States.

01:12:36.940 I really think that's what it's for.

01:12:39.220 A lot of this stuff is just there to encourage tribalism in the United States.

01:12:45.280 Both sides have a point.

01:12:46.700 There is a concern with corporate fascism and government bailouts and shit like that.

01:12:52.840 Then there's also concern of wanting to have identity.

01:12:56.620 But again, the concern and what their answer to the issue is the problem.

01:13:05.220 I prefer American identity over, let's say, European identity because European identity makes no sense.

01:13:10.500 yeah because it's basically all about their solutions are irrational illogical and basically

01:13:16.960 are going to turn the country into like a shithole basically you know like you can't you can't create

01:13:22.880 an ethno state using their solutions and not have a huge massive civil war that's basically going to

01:13:29.380 destroy the entire country and stuff and you can't implement socialism communism without turning us

01:13:34.340 into Venezuela where everyone

01:13:35.800 is starving and having mile-long

01:13:38.140 bread lines.

01:13:39.600 My question is, if this whole Charlottesville

01:13:42.140 electronic bungalow starts,

01:13:44.140 what will they do when

01:13:45.400 they'll move up to the

01:13:47.260 White House?

01:13:50.440 Because it's in D.C. You know that, right?

01:13:53.000 You know that one of these

01:13:53.940 fuckers are going to go up to the White House

01:13:56.000 front lawn.

01:13:56.540 They're going to do it in the National Mall, don't they?

01:14:01.280 Yeah.

01:14:02.800 What's going to happen is that

01:14:04.240 smashed racism dc and the democratic socialists of america are going to show up antifa will show

01:14:09.960 up there'll be a huge brawl it'll get blamed on the right it'll get blamed on trump and there'll

01:14:14.660 be another wave of online censorship yeah i mean our one saving grace is that it doesn't look like

01:14:21.580 that many people will probably show up for this compared to the first one because everyone's

01:14:25.660 ever been doxxed or has otherwise learned their lesson yeah you might i mean it might be a bit of

01:14:30.700 a cop-out, but it might be also a good thing

01:14:32.720 for the right to

01:14:33.940 stage a counter-protest

01:14:36.360 to basically, I don't know, do what the

01:14:38.660 American bikers do with Westboro

01:14:40.860 Baptist Church, where they just

01:14:42.000 surround them and

01:14:44.420 have their own counter-protest

01:14:46.420 signs and stuff.

01:14:48.260 These people are looking for affect.

01:14:50.720 They want to feel like they're a character in the movie

01:14:52.880 having a big, important battle

01:14:54.900 in an important location

01:14:56.640 like Washington, D.C.

01:14:58.100 It's not important.

01:15:00.220 Like whatever happens doesn't fucking matter.

01:15:03.040 It's going to be 100 idiots and another 100 idiots fisticupping.

01:15:08.040 Completely irrelevant.

01:15:09.900 Yeah, it isn't even going to be the Battle of Normandy.

01:15:14.300 It's going to be fucking Verdun.

01:15:16.040 You're going to be killing each other over a pointless war.

01:15:19.620 You're bleeding each other wide.

01:15:21.040 There's no objective.

01:15:22.200 What are you doing?

01:15:23.560 Like what the fuck are they doing?

01:15:24.840 What is their objective?

01:15:26.260 Fame?

01:15:27.160 Glory?

01:15:28.240 What are they doing?

01:15:29.540 I had more glory separating those two dogs than any of these idiots will ever have.

01:15:33.840 Yep.

01:15:36.260 Yeah.

01:15:37.260 It was a pointless –

01:15:38.540 It's famed masculinity.

01:15:40.520 Yeah, these guys never actually became men,

01:15:43.100 and so they're trying to be men in the way that video games and Marvel movies taught them.

01:15:47.680 If you play Far Cry 3, that game alone will teach you how to be a man

01:15:51.860 and what it means to be a man.

01:15:54.200 You know?

01:15:56.300 It will.

01:15:56.900 It is a good game. I can't play it right now because I only have one hand.

01:16:01.120 Oh, boy. No, but in all honesty, they ask you, what type of man are you?

01:16:06.180 You have to be the warrior, but you also have to be the magician.

01:16:09.580 You have to be the father as well as the lover.

01:16:12.700 And right now, we have to put our swords away.

01:16:17.780 Oh, yeah. Keep them sharp. Keep them oiled.

01:16:20.200 Yep.

01:16:20.440 But now is not the time. Listen, guys, we got the Trump victory.

01:16:24.160 And Trump is actually doing really, really well.

01:16:27.320 I know I'm kind of on the cynical side of Trump because I'm not a bandwagon jumper.

01:16:32.220 All right?

01:16:32.620 When everybody is really excited about something, I start looking for the exit.

01:16:36.700 That's just me.

01:16:37.400 I'm going to be some spaghetti upstairs in about 15 minutes if you're hungry.

01:16:40.780 Oh, okay.

01:16:43.240 Okay, that was not related.

01:16:47.520 I'm not a bandwagon jumper.

01:16:49.160 When everybody's doing one thing, I start looking in the other direction to see what's going on.

01:16:52.960 precisely trump is kicking ass trump is building the wall trump is sorting out the government

01:16:58.540 it's really not no the time for swords was during the election now we oil them up and put them back

01:17:05.900 in their sheets and we work on ourselves and yeah like i have another thought that i want to share

01:17:10.800 with you that the idea of a white nationalist united states i don't think it's going to happen

01:17:19.260 yeah 50 of the whites are useless cucks they're soy they're weak they're stupid

01:17:26.540 at least fit more like 90 but we're going to say 50 okay like a bunch of them might be stupid but

01:17:33.180 they'd be willing to follow orders okay so we'll say 50 of them are useless only 50 are any good

01:17:38.880 and that's nowhere near a plurality where areas i think the future for america if there's a future

01:17:46.220 which there very well might not be

01:17:48.020 but if there's a future it's going to be the whites

01:17:50.040 and the Asians aligning with each other

01:17:51.800 the Asians are beginning to wake up to the fact

01:17:54.380 that Democrats don't like them very much

01:17:56.140 because they're too high

01:17:58.120 achieving

01:17:58.600 and I think

01:18:02.260 guys if you want a future network with Asians

01:18:04.000 Asians have

01:18:06.060 a lot of the good traditions that we've lost

01:18:08.400 and they

01:18:10.120 tend to lack the charisma of the

01:18:12.260 whites

01:18:12.580 we just need to fix

01:18:15.580 they just need to fix china first because you know china's become a bit of a nuisance

01:18:20.460 oh i don't listen i don't mean the again an asian from china is basically our enemy our rival

01:18:28.140 okay i'm talking about an asian that's landed in america that's abandoned china or japan or

01:18:32.860 what have you yeah yeah we want the japanese because you know we like their anime or koreans

01:18:39.420 i personally like the koreans yeah but you know japanese you know so many people love being weebs

01:18:44.940 I like playing video games, and it evens itself out.

01:18:50.440 And Koreans love their video games.

01:18:52.800 Okay.

01:18:53.300 It seems like everyone talks about Japanese video games because that's where a lot of our video games come from.

01:18:57.020 Let's just say that the Koreans actually have anti-cheat laws, like actual laws.

01:19:01.680 You can get caught with – you can go to jail for turning on hacks in Korea.

01:19:07.240 Really?

01:19:08.200 I'm not joking.

01:19:09.860 You will go to jail.

01:19:11.600 See, that's the problem I have with some East Asian countries is that they are really authoritarian with how they want to police people and stuff.

01:19:18.200 It just – it's a bit of a turnoff sometimes.

01:19:21.140 Well, Korea is the place where people are fucking, like, dying of exhaustion from playing video games for 30 hours straight or 48 hours straight.

01:19:29.920 I can see why they would need a law like that.

01:19:32.140 Yeah, but I guess – I mean, do they understand the concept of common sense where it's like, you know, be rational and stuff, be reasonable?

01:19:40.220 Oh, keep in mind, America is the place.

01:19:41.860 I was just watching this video on Facebook.

01:19:44.160 America is the place where, well, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5,

01:19:47.740 we have to be regular, normal people and pay all our bills sometime and be boring.

01:19:51.560 So on the weekends, we just like pony play.

01:19:55.560 They actually get together to do pony play.

01:19:58.200 All of our outfits are either made from actual tackle gear for horses or based upon it.

01:20:03.200 And it's like I can just tell when he gets into pony space.

01:20:08.320 What the fuck is pony play?

01:20:10.220 one person pretends to be a horse

01:20:13.740 and the other person gets driven around

01:20:15.520 by them

01:20:16.020 they put on outfits for it

01:20:19.300 it's like

01:20:20.920 shittiest

01:20:22.000 this is pony play

01:20:23.580 this is like the shittiest

01:20:25.180 sex ever

01:20:27.160 oh yeah I've been speaking that on

01:20:31.760 twitter

01:20:32.040 that thing is like a fucking vision

01:20:33.780 from a melatonin-fused nightmare

01:20:36.040 holy shit

01:20:36.960 that is disturbing

01:20:39.100 that's like wow so the asian countries got their problems we got this problem it's like maybe

01:20:45.040 and i was saying we're just boring people monday to friday and we just need maybe you shouldn't

01:20:49.760 be boring monday to friday maybe you should go do something useful with your life instead of

01:20:55.540 being useless monday to friday and being creepy saturday and sunday i'm only creepy on saturday

01:21:03.180 on sunday i go confess no but in all seriousness they definitely should um be more interesting

01:21:12.720 but any interesting it's just stupid like can you imagine how is this even fun you have to

01:21:21.340 pretend to be a horse owner to your partner who's pretending to be a horse now we need to

01:21:25.940 cue up that fucking

01:21:27.080 common film of Tumblr Reese's video

01:21:29.700 on people who pretend to be dogs.

01:21:32.840 Oh.

01:21:33.880 I need to watch more of him.

01:21:35.820 Like, one time

01:21:37.620 I gave my girlfriend a

01:21:39.680 horsey back ride to the bedroom,

01:21:42.120 okay, and she was giggling like a

01:21:43.720 schoolgirl because it was ridiculous.

01:21:45.560 This isn't that. These people are

01:21:47.540 deadly serious about this.

01:21:50.640 This is insane.

01:21:53.740 Yeah, it's almost like

01:21:54.900 But Americans, we have kind of the opposite problems that Asians have where it's like we just have, I don't know, maybe too much not caring about ourselves and stuff, whereas the Asians are kind of the opposite.

01:22:07.620 Well, they have a very altruistic, I must do this because it is expected of me.

01:22:13.660 They have a very honor-based system, and I don't want to – I know that sounds kind of archetypical, but it's not questioned.

01:22:22.720 You don't question things.

01:22:24.180 I worked before with Koreans, and one of the things I learned the hard way is don't look at them in the eyes.

01:22:30.120 They take offense to that.

01:22:31.620 So I was fucking staring at a lot of them, and I apparently got talked down to by HR.

01:22:37.780 It's fucking weird.

01:22:39.400 The ones that come here tend to adjust.

01:22:42.060 Yeah.

01:22:43.580 It seems like a lot of Asians that immigrate here, it's like they just kind of want to get away from the whole strict culture like Japan, Korea, and China.

01:22:52.720 And keep in mind, like I've pointed this out before, that the sheer number of Asian SJWs is actually proof that they acclimatize quite well to Western culture.

01:23:05.300 Oh, yeah.

01:23:08.060 Yeah?

01:23:09.300 Like, you don't see any black SJWs.

01:23:11.520 They're very, very rare.

01:23:13.740 You see Black Lives Matter, but not social justice warriors.

01:23:17.840 What's the difference?

01:23:18.900 Because they kind of seem to act very much alike.

01:23:20.560 Like, oh, the social justice warriors are more concerned with fat acceptance and not judging gay sex.

01:23:27.360 Huh.

01:23:27.940 But they use the term Black Lives Matter just so much.

01:23:30.640 Oh, yeah.

01:23:31.020 They support Black Lives Matter.

01:23:32.200 There's a distinct flavor, apotheity to it.

01:23:35.800 When Black Lives Matter, they're angry.

01:23:37.900 And they're like, give me money, white man.

01:23:39.980 Whereas the SJW is like, you can't judge.

01:23:42.120 Don't judge things.

01:23:43.500 Everyone's equal.

01:23:44.220 But they kind of want the same thing where they want to establish like a racially, like a very identitarian socialist system.

01:23:56.260 Oh, and Lawrence and Halek, who you should check out on YouTube, he's got some great videos making fun of PUAs.

01:24:02.220 They're hilarious.

01:24:03.520 He says, I've said it before and I'll say it again.

01:24:05.960 Asian social justice is 90% whining about sexual frustration.

01:24:10.480 So is white social justice.

01:24:14.220 Social justice is all about I can't get laid.

01:24:19.000 Elliot Rogers would have been a perfect candidate for social justice.

01:24:22.160 I can't get laid. Have you ever approached a girl?

01:24:24.700 Well, no. That's why you're not getting laid, faggot.

01:24:28.060 Well, it's not just you can't get laid.

01:24:29.940 It's the fact that we are so, I want to say, balkanized as a culture in the West

01:24:34.380 that I can't find a place to meet quote-unquote girls.

01:24:38.480 And this is me speaking strictly.

01:24:40.600 that we're so balkanized, I can go

01:24:42.900 into one subculture, into another

01:24:44.880 subculture, into another subculture,

01:24:46.820 and the only thing that we have in common

01:24:49.020 is, oh, you watch MSNBC?

01:24:51.100 Oh, I watch MSNBC. Oh, you like

01:24:52.900 Trump? I love Trump. Awesome, and that's

01:24:54.900 about it. You know, it's

01:24:56.920 very, very harsh right now.

01:24:59.980 Alright, let me...

01:25:01.160 I'll just give my friend this advice.

01:25:02.960 I'm gonna give it to you. When...

01:25:05.580 Shit, we meant to go out to the bar,

01:25:07.100 but this broken hand

01:25:08.820 stop this, even though it's stampede

01:25:10.820 and all the sleuths are out.

01:25:14.600 When you're at the bar, when you're in a social

01:25:16.740 environment, guys, you need to

01:25:18.820 learn to approach women, okay?

01:25:21.140 So don't have a list

01:25:22.800 of standards in your head.

01:25:25.960 What you do

01:25:26.760 when you're at the bar is you

01:25:28.660 look around and find a woman making

01:25:30.760 eye contact with you, and

01:25:32.740 then approach her.

01:25:34.420 I mean, as long as she's not fat, okay? I'm not saying

01:25:36.780 go pick up fat chicks. I'm saying

01:25:38.560 don't have well she's a brunette or oh she she's asian i'm not i don't want to or she's black or

01:25:44.880 shut the fuck up go approach that woman go flirt with her well if she's black you might want to

01:25:49.920 wear a condom but well guys if you want to be a really good christian you don't have to close the

01:25:55.040 deal but you need to learn how to flirt because what you're going to do is if you have a bunch

01:26:00.320 of rules in your head about what women you'll approach then every single woman that looks at

01:26:05.760 at you you're going to rationalize an excuse not to approach her when really it's just cowardice

01:26:11.000 because yeah i know we're all scared of approaching women do it anyway just walk up and say hey babe

01:26:15.840 you know i'll be honest i'd really like to have a shower with you yeah the problem is just that

01:26:21.480 now everyone's like paranoid about the whole you approach a girl and then she starts like screaming

01:26:25.900 sexual harassment and then you get kicked out and stuff that's what you're saying there and laugh

01:26:30.980 and push her even harder honestly i love oh god what i love even more than picking up chicks

01:26:37.840 is shitting on girls that are entitled you know like i found out a girl works in an airport and

01:26:43.040 i hate airport security so i just start shitting on her and call her her cunty mxsky clown

01:26:47.440 and nobody ever talks shit to women it like devastated her nights like oh my fuck you

01:26:55.260 you fucking faggot you suck dick another girl was wearing a slutty outfit which disgusted me and she

01:27:02.280 noticed that so she came over to my table started bopping her ass in front of my table so i looked

01:27:07.080 her in the eyes and said i can see your hpv showing she's obviously you fucking suck dick

01:27:12.920 oh yeah ruining a chick's night is even better than picking her up in my opinion

01:27:22.860 yeah

01:27:29.500 but yeah if you're gonna flirt with a black chick be sure to have condoms um with respects

01:27:43.760 you know my my main issue at least when it comes to me is that i don't want to like i i don't think

01:27:50.440 that the way

01:27:52.540 that the culture is set up, people

01:27:54.240 are not invested in a long

01:27:56.440 term wham.

01:27:57.960 They're more programmed for wham, bam, thank you,

01:28:00.440 ma'am, as opposed to

01:28:01.820 hey, let's hang out,

01:28:04.580 let's talk, hey, maybe we'll meet again

01:28:06.540 sometime. They're not interested in that.

01:28:08.700 They just want to have sex, and I don't want them to do that

01:28:10.600 personally.

01:28:11.800 Well, go flirt with them anyway.

01:28:15.140 I can't.

01:28:16.220 I mean, I can, but I don't think it's right.

01:28:18.340 I don't think it's ethical.

01:28:20.440 Yeah, it's ethical. It's fun.

01:28:22.540 Well, it is fun. I will give you that.

01:28:23.980 But I don't think it's ethical to play with people's hearts like that.

01:28:27.420 I don't think –

01:28:28.040 No, no, playing with people's hearts any more than setting up five websites to sell five different shirts that don't actually exist but seeing which website gets the most clicks, that's not unethical.

01:28:41.820 That's testing the marketplace for what is out there.

01:28:44.760 And going up and flirting with chicks, you're not breaking anybody's heart.

01:28:48.680 You're not lying to anybody.

01:28:49.580 You're just flirting with people.

01:28:51.080 It's all about misdirection.

01:28:52.620 You're practicing your skills.

01:28:53.700 You're getting yourself out there, and it's fun.

01:28:56.140 Okay, okay.

01:28:57.220 You like being flirted with even if it doesn't go anywhere.

01:29:01.460 Well, I mean, if you're going to play that card,

01:29:04.260 can we argue then that what's the difference between flirting and teasing?

01:29:09.440 None, based on what you're telling me.

01:29:12.280 I love teasing.

01:29:14.020 Sometimes my girlfriend demonstrates her bench press technique while nude.

01:29:18.400 okay

01:29:21.440 anyhow

01:29:25.160 but there is an issue when it comes to

01:29:29.080 you know bonding with people

01:29:31.240 at least in this culture right now

01:29:33.560 you have to have commonalities

01:29:35.200 and right now I just got paid

01:29:37.220 and I'm trying to figure out what the hell I want to do

01:29:38.920 yeah

01:29:41.800 there's a certain amount of

01:29:44.580 you got to trust in the Lord

01:29:45.920 okay

01:29:47.440 But you've got to be out there.

01:29:50.900 And you know what?

01:29:51.560 Maybe you're going to be flirting with a girl that you think she's just looking for a one-night stand.

01:29:56.320 Maybe you don't think it's anything, but you really wind up making a connection with her.

01:30:02.640 Yeah.

01:30:04.700 Yeah, it's just today, so many people want very superficial connections and stuff.

01:30:10.020 Like if you go on some dating website, some of the descriptions for some of the girls are like really, I don't know.

01:30:16.220 They want you to basically believe everything that they believe in and stuff.

01:30:20.740 Yeah, well, I'm not really in – I haven't dated for a long time, so it's hard to say.

01:30:26.760 But, yeah, I don't think the dating sites are working very well right now.

01:30:32.660 They aren't.

01:30:33.580 They aren't, honestly.

01:30:35.840 Because everybody's looking for the perfect match.

01:30:38.880 Honestly, you don't know what the perfect match is until you find it.

01:30:41.620 They're mostly – they're dead.

01:30:43.940 I'll tell you that.

01:30:44.700 Like I went to Catholic Singles, what have you.

01:30:47.140 No one's on.

01:30:48.600 There are a bunch of dead accounts.

01:30:51.120 Again, and it's really hard because guess what?

01:30:53.780 When you have a niche, like let's say you're basing off of conservatism, your ideology, your skin tone, all these different things, whittle it down to next to nothing to the point where there's like one or five matches within your vicinity.

01:31:09.640 Well, and these aren't really the important things either.

01:31:12.040 No, they're not, but at the same time, I mean, compatibility with your partner should not be based merely on aesthetics, but it should also be based on your values.

01:31:22.960 And no one has values outside of, oh, did the Niners win? Oh, did the football?

01:31:29.520 And we just had Echo Charlie Leon join. How's it going, brother?

01:31:37.960 Barely coming through. Speak again.

01:31:42.040 guys got guys got like going in and out uh i think it's my connection

01:31:48.580 well can you hear me yeah we can hear you now

01:31:56.200 yeah but also it's just like uh normal day websites they tend to uh yeah they

01:32:02.920 tend to have a lot of sjw's on them

01:32:05.200 my advice to those guys out there who are brave enough or actually want to get

01:32:11.860 shit done. Go and meet people in

01:32:13.820 meet space. I guarantee you they're

01:32:15.780 just as awkward as you are.

01:32:19.440 Well,

01:32:19.920 I'll tell you one thing. I have found

01:32:21.820 church is a terrible place to meet women.

01:32:23.860 I just don't see any young women at church.

01:32:26.520 No young single women

01:32:27.740 either. Anyway. Yeah, I agree.

01:32:29.920 Plenty of married

01:32:30.780 pregnant women, but no young

01:32:33.760 single women at church.

01:32:35.800 Look into hiking groups. Go to meetup.com.

01:32:39.920 Yeah.

01:32:40.140 find activities worth doing

01:32:42.360 and go do those.

01:32:51.100 And yeah, approach it.

01:32:52.260 Go talk to women. Go flirt with them.

01:32:53.900 Flirt with the old woman at the checkout counter, okay?

01:32:57.400 You're obviously

01:32:58.240 not trying to have sex with her, but it's still

01:33:00.260 flirting. Flirting's just fun.

01:33:03.600 And if you see a woman making eye contact

01:33:06.100 with you across the room, go over and

01:33:08.120 speak with her.

01:33:08.660 and don't listen to these retards

01:33:11.640 who are like, good girls don't

01:33:13.380 you're just looking for bar shots

01:33:15.240 I love that particular argument

01:33:17.380 from these idiots, it's like, good girls don't

01:33:19.440 go to bars, you know, small town girls

01:33:21.400 don't go to bars, like, have you

01:33:23.420 people ever been to like, one of those

01:33:25.300 little shit, small towns

01:33:27.300 in like, North Dakota or wherever

01:33:28.760 the bars, everyone goes to the bar

01:33:31.480 because it's the only place where you can actually

01:33:33.380 you know, the only place that's a public

01:33:35.360 space, okay, it's the bar

01:33:37.500 of the church and, if you're lucky, the public

01:33:39.620 library.

01:33:42.260 You learn a little bit

01:33:43.480 about misdirection.

01:33:45.580 You know, like I was saying to the bartendress

01:33:47.600 a few weeks

01:33:49.480 back, I looked her

01:33:51.440 up and down when she came over and said, I like the

01:33:53.360 yoga pants.

01:33:56.620 I used to work

01:33:57.440 in a bar, have a bar back, so

01:33:59.260 I've seen some shit.

01:34:02.020 I like to perform magic

01:34:03.480 for some of these chicks.

01:34:06.020 I think bar tricks are always fun also, and it's a great way to start conversations with some of these chicks.

01:34:12.920 Like if you could win bar bets and stuff and you could explain to them, it's a great way to – well, it's a great way to have a conversation starter.

01:34:21.800 So like bet five bucks if they can pick a – like if they can somehow get all the liquid of let's say alcohol into the glass and you show them how it's done at the end of the day.

01:34:34.500 You light like a straw and then you put a glass cup over it and it absorbs in the alcohol because of the atmospheric pressure and shit like that.

01:34:45.640 They love that one.

01:34:49.860 And have good stories to tell.

01:34:51.800 that's a huge

01:34:53.940 story by Davis

01:34:54.820 I used to talk a lot of

01:34:57.420 girls, you know, that's

01:34:59.380 because I have so much stories to tell because I used to work

01:35:01.580 at a bar so I always

01:35:02.460 I just pull something

01:35:05.500 back in the back of my head and it's like

01:35:07.320 one big thing and one

01:35:09.460 thing other and I get really

01:35:11.460 get there any times to, you know, tell

01:35:13.460 a little bit episodic because some of the guys

01:35:15.060 I see come back and forth so they become a little

01:35:17.360 legend in my bar

01:35:18.200 you have to have stories and that's

01:35:26.860 i gotta ask you guys how many people have the ability to still tell stories

01:35:34.000 oh i have i have the ability to do it i just don't think it's going to be coherent so to speak

01:35:40.180 and even then the problem with me is most of my stories are confidential and i can't exactly

01:35:45.620 I have a lot of shit to say, but most of it's circumstantial.

01:35:50.040 I have nothing to show for it.

01:35:51.820 I have scars, but not in the places I could show.

01:35:56.760 Yeah, I could tell a story, but a lot of times when I'm at a bar, I'm just drunk and stuff.

01:36:02.160 Fictionalize it.

01:36:05.000 Yes, fictionalize it.

01:36:08.820 It'll be something that you pull off.

01:36:11.480 Everything in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas more or less happened,

01:36:14.420 but not in the exact time scale

01:36:16.960 that he put together

01:36:18.580 like when you come up with a really good story from your life

01:36:21.000 you got to fictionalize it a little bit

01:36:22.660 not lying, not I beat up

01:36:24.660 30 you know

01:36:26.360 white knights at the club like Little Dark

01:36:28.740 okay but you fix it a little bit

01:36:31.640 maybe you combine

01:36:33.120 two people into one person

01:36:34.720 because it's simpler to tell the story

01:36:36.580 right?

01:36:38.140 and you come up with a good five minute story

01:36:40.800 that keeps people entertained

01:36:42.180 yeah you gotta stretch the truth you know don't be afraid to expose yourself you know

01:36:48.620 or you are the main character of that story regardless

01:36:53.020 let's hear about something your buddy did

01:36:56.260 oh with me

01:36:59.820 okay so let me see let me see so so yeah well it's just a little stretch my head story so

01:37:11.200 it's like about 2 in the morning I'm playing

01:37:13.360 PlayStation I get a fucking call from my cousin

01:37:15.540 and he's like saying yo dude

01:37:17.020 I need you to meet me 10 blocks

01:37:19.740 down the fucking street

01:37:21.140 it's like what the fuck is going on

01:37:22.820 apparently he has been running around with a

01:37:25.340 fucking bro you know sprained ankle

01:37:27.140 and it's like about 6 drinks of whiskey

01:37:29.700 so I had to

01:37:32.720 carry this fucking idiot

01:37:35.240 around the little block back to the apartment

01:37:37.280 while he's just screaming

01:37:39.120 obscenities to Polish people

01:37:40.740 that sounds interesting

01:37:46.460 who is it kim nielsen asks is that how the hpv story evolved davis see here's there's some

01:37:53.880 things i leave out of the hpv story for instance there were kind of two incidences okay we were

01:37:59.400 sitting in the bar just trying to eat our dinner we actually had some expensive video equipment

01:38:03.280 with us so when she came over and did the butt dance i looked at her and said your hpv is showing

01:38:09.040 she screamed at us and my buddy kind of touched me

01:38:11.820 he's like we've got expensive shit we don't want

01:38:13.800 her damaging it so I'm like yeah it's like whatever

01:38:16.020 you know it's like do I need to call the

01:38:17.900 bartender to get you to leave me alone

01:38:19.400 then she fucked up and then she

01:38:21.940 was yelling at us when we left the bar like I leave that

01:38:23.960 part like it doesn't detract

01:38:25.820 anything from the story for leaving

01:38:27.880 it out but it doesn't add

01:38:29.920 anything to the story to mention every single detail

01:38:32.040 that you know like this

01:38:34.000 happened

01:38:34.420 for the record the uh dogfight story that's basically every detail i remember

01:38:43.120 oh yeah the one yeah and then when i get inside because the ambulance was called i pull the knife

01:38:49.000 out of my pocket and throw it onto the couch because i don't want to deal with ambos or cops

01:38:52.940 when i have a knife on me so again if this is yeah this actually goes back to that that like

01:39:00.580 non-violence is harder than violence okay like if i if the two dogs been attacking me i would

01:39:06.340 have pulled out my knife stab both of them i'd probably have some puncture wounds on my forearm

01:39:10.580 but you know you put some polysporin on that tape it up you're all good wouldn't have any broken

01:39:15.860 fingers but because they were attacking each other and i was trying to separate the two because i

01:39:21.420 like both the dogs yeah that's how i get the broken fingers

01:39:25.540 yeah i agree that's what it looked like when the ambos showed up and if i was almost passing out

01:39:33.900 at that point i was like the adrenaline crash and the loss of blood and also the physical

01:39:38.800 exhaustion because i'd just come back from the gym when all of this went down and and when you're in

01:39:43.720 a fight your body cranks everything up to the red line everything goes to 11 and it's like running

01:39:49.300 a freaking marathon so i was zoning in and out of consciousness just just barely holding myself

01:39:55.460 conscience conscious when this was happening thank god my buddy was there to help me with all of this

01:40:03.300 and yeah that my middle finger is just kind of sagging it was actually glued to my ring finger

01:40:08.500 with blood for most of the time and i just kind of left it like that because it was keeping it

01:40:12.420 more or less stable good times man good times there's still blood splattered all over the front

01:40:22.020 step

01:40:22.520 ah thank you

01:40:29.720 I like those

01:40:30.860 I said look at the boots

01:40:34.360 do you think I have any cuts on my legs

01:40:36.000 they are very thick leather

01:40:37.620 boots are the only way to go

01:40:40.480 ladies and gentlemen

01:40:41.220 when it comes to like actual worthwhile

01:40:44.260 I could do anything with these type of

01:40:46.540 shoes boots

01:40:47.760 so get this i got you guys one it's from uh it's another bar story from one of my bartenders

01:40:56.620 called the father's a massacre so apart so six years old it was his father uh decides to go

01:41:04.020 go with a bike ride with him you know and there's a brand new little bike that he bought

01:41:08.740 bought him okay so on this bike ride this guy was like how old was he like 35 year old italian

01:41:16.640 knee head hits the his the fucking jib a lot all right and for some some reason a black guy gets

01:41:23.840 it as attention so he starts to go barking back at him and starts to proceed to beat the

01:41:32.400 shit out of him so and then his girl right next to him pulls a knife grabs the knife toss it away

01:41:40.360 and just throws it and all of a sudden he starts running with his kid with the bike over his

01:41:44.380 shoulder then he decided to say say junior that's what he called him it says it's a junior hold the

01:41:50.340 bike then it's just one thing after another it's one fight or after another it's like someone

01:41:55.920 being just chased down eventually he just talked like a photo over the bridge the brand brand new

01:42:02.360 bike then he finally got back home on foot and his father just screamed and said for a junior

01:42:09.000 from now on today will be known as the father's day massacre

01:42:14.040 damn oh by the way guys oh sorry finish your story no that's what i'm trying to recollect

01:42:23.160 what he said he's like apparently he just beat down six different guys or running away

01:42:31.240 didn't start with it didn't start with the black couple that was the funny thing i don't know how

01:42:37.240 How the hell he proceeded to beat some down the road and then he beat some other dude up and then running away from that and then he beat some other dude down.

01:42:48.360 I can tell you guys how awesome it felt going to the hospital.

01:42:52.580 And they put me on this nice comfy stretcher and I'm just laying back there.

01:42:59.340 It was a comfy stretcher, man.

01:43:01.580 And then the nurses come, and they're cleaning my wounds and stitching them up, injecting me with painkillers.

01:43:07.900 I'm like, oh, this is so awesome.

01:43:09.600 I deserve this.

01:43:11.080 I earned this.

01:43:12.260 I'm getting treated like a baby right now, and I love it.

01:43:16.320 Even the people who need it, I love it.

01:43:19.460 And they put the opiates in it.

01:43:21.440 I'm like, hey, these are okay.

01:43:26.840 Oh, it was a good one.

01:43:28.160 I was like, oh, you know that?

01:43:31.580 I probably should have got the hose out

01:43:37.400 and sprayed the dogs down

01:43:39.360 yeah you should have honestly

01:43:41.080 that was something that I would have done

01:43:43.000 what can I say

01:43:44.920 I've got the infantry instincts

01:43:46.620 charge towards the ambush

01:43:48.920 something stupid

01:43:51.140 is going down I run towards it

01:43:53.080 it was a very

01:43:58.500 when they're rolling around

01:44:01.560 in the hospital they were carrying a you know a scanner gun

01:44:08.840 well that's what they do with everything everything you touch they scan it and it gets

01:44:12.360 it's a charge and uh so the insurance companies in the ghost cheeks the price whatever the hell you

01:44:17.640 touch be the opioids pillows whatever the you do you touched on your little trip they scan it

01:44:24.360 canadian healthcare man now the day after my surgery you know then i got the other side of

01:44:32.760 canadian healthcare well actually i guess i did it this day like i didn't actually get surgery

01:44:37.720 until a day after it happened so for one day my hand was in the cast with my fingers

01:44:43.480 at completely the wrong angle but you know i didn't pay for anything

01:44:49.880 well that's the whole point you're not supposed to pay every day everything especially with me if

01:44:56.840 you have private health insurance that's what i was being told that all they do is that every

01:45:03.000 so if you go through the er some for some reason you're being i don't know just you're just you

01:45:09.280 know cartwheeled everywhere and you're just then they're just scanning standing standing price

01:45:13.880 and then they send the bill to the health insurance company and they called them back

01:45:18.960 say we don't like this price knock it down it's just back and forth between until they

01:45:23.520 agreed on a price that the health insurance and pays us then you get a call from then you get a

01:45:28.240 call from them it's just like all right we're gonna we're gonna raise up your your insurance

01:45:33.120 again depending how the what the hell just happened to you how much did it cost

01:45:37.120 so what are you going to be doing for work now do you like workman's comp or something

01:45:52.440 uh davis well no workers conference it wasn't on the job

01:45:58.740 and by the way i just sent luke a picture of my dog looking like an asshole

01:46:03.280 this will be good she actually got fairly injured in the fight so she hasn't been as eager to fight

01:46:10.460 which i enjoy well like i said earlier i'm planning to i'm gonna see if there's you know

01:46:20.540 a possibility of moving forward the whole youtube thing because the blood sports is really it's been

01:46:25.960 like a fire in an old growth forest killing off the things that need to be killed off

01:46:30.240 So, you know, maybe I'll make some really good viral videos.

01:46:32.520 We'll see what happens with all of that.

01:46:35.740 And I also have, I can't talk about it,

01:46:39.860 but there's another thing I'm looking at involved with a few buddies,

01:46:42.040 a very plausible business that needs somebody with my talents.

01:46:52.340 But you know what?

01:46:53.240 The construction has been completely anemic.

01:46:56.320 So, like this, it was making me enough money I couldn't quit,

01:46:58.880 but it wasn't making me good money.

01:47:05.360 So yeah, I have a number

01:47:07.160 of puncture wounds in my arm thanks to that stupid

01:47:09.240 dog.

01:47:10.780 That's a very, very

01:47:12.000 like, looks like an orcish

01:47:15.080 dog almost.

01:47:16.820 Oh, the figures take the eel.

01:47:19.960 Cassie, are you orcish?

01:47:22.880 What do they call them? The wargs?

01:47:25.220 In the film? Wargs?

01:47:27.040 Wargs?

01:47:28.420 Yeah, wargs.

01:47:29.900 Those fucking lion-like dogs.

01:47:32.720 The fucking movie.

01:47:34.120 Yeah.

01:47:35.700 Wargs.

01:47:37.120 Base wargs.

01:47:39.840 It looks like it has fangs.

01:47:41.840 It looks creepy as hell.

01:47:44.540 Holy shit.

01:47:49.140 The pagan

01:47:50.300 Hetherthrown?

01:47:53.580 Uruk-hai, yes.

01:47:54.800 The Uruk-hai.

01:47:56.080 It does look like an Uruk-hai.

01:47:57.520 I think she's actually a mix

01:48:00.600 of German Shepherd and Blue Heeler.

01:48:03.040 It fits the personality.

01:48:05.940 Both are very

01:48:06.820 sarcastic, and she's a very

01:48:08.600 sarcastic dog.

01:48:12.080 Very

01:48:12.600 intelligent, but seldom listens to me.

01:48:16.020 At the same time,

01:48:16.660 she won't eat bacon I leave on the counter.

01:48:19.020 She respects

01:48:20.820 me, follows me,

01:48:22.140 just doesn't always listen to me.

01:48:27.520 So it's a little season with sass.

01:48:30.240 And she doesn't start fights with dogs,

01:48:32.480 but if a dog is being ornery,

01:48:34.260 she will provoke it until it starts a fight with her,

01:48:36.940 and then she'll usually win the fight.

01:48:41.780 Yeah, space dog, you're in trouble.

01:48:45.020 No wonder you got returned to the pound three times.

01:48:49.000 It makes the other dogs horny.

01:48:53.380 She's a mama dog.

01:48:55.500 Yes.

01:48:57.520 yeah and the other dog is huge and wolf-like

01:49:03.240 probably is a wolf

01:49:05.520 given your situation

01:49:06.200 given the circumstances

01:49:08.880 in the area that you're in

01:49:10.160 well it's a Malamute

01:49:12.680 so it's half wolf

01:49:13.540 so it's like Baldo then

01:49:15.440 I don't know if anyone knows that fucking reference

01:49:18.900 but anyway

01:49:20.880 yeah half wolf dog

01:49:22.020 those things are wild

01:49:23.480 they might have a picture of it

01:49:27.960 oh

01:49:28.280 do you have a picture? I'd like to see it

01:49:30.260 I wonder if that influences

01:49:33.240 their psychology

01:49:35.000 how to

01:49:36.140 the domination factor

01:49:39.360 it's completely different

01:49:41.760 with dogs and wolves

01:49:42.720 wolves have a particular hierarchy

01:49:44.740 they have to establish

01:49:46.220 the wolf gets

01:49:48.920 the first dibs and eats the liver

01:49:51.100 where everyone else

01:49:54.300 a little bit goes down

01:49:55.680 the chain. And the Omegas basically

01:49:58.420 don't get anything,

01:50:00.620 probably just bits of hair or just bits of bones.

01:50:04.040 There we go.

01:50:04.940 Here's a picture of the other dog.

01:50:06.420 Sending it to Luke right now.

01:50:09.700 So yeah, they're both

01:50:10.780 very alpha dogs.

01:50:12.660 My dog, some being the alpha.

01:50:17.160 Oh, I should say the beta.

01:50:18.940 I'm the alpha.

01:50:19.720 she follows me but she needs to dominate

01:50:22.860 every other dog she meets

01:50:24.100 well that does make sense

01:50:26.220 the liver is more nutrient rich it has more

01:50:28.700 vitamin C and shit like that probably why the

01:50:30.700 alphas have more of a better coat

01:50:32.960 exactly

01:50:34.420 makes sense

01:50:36.460 that's all the essential oils

01:50:40.420 all fat right the liver is where

01:50:42.680 everything's at where probably

01:50:44.780 secondary to that would be the heart

01:50:46.560 you know then the rest is just

01:50:48.560 just a little bit

01:50:50.800 garbage right there.

01:50:53.080 Alright, so yeah, those are the two dogs

01:50:54.820 that I had to separate.

01:51:00.460 That's a big dog.

01:51:02.060 It's a husky.

01:51:03.860 Like I said, mine's 90 pounds.

01:51:05.620 It's about 120, 130.

01:51:11.840 And, you know, thank goodness

01:51:13.200 dogs have tougher skin than we do.

01:51:14.820 They were really mauling each other, but

01:51:16.960 There's not too much damage done to either of them.

01:51:20.820 It looks like a husky, not a Mollen Mute.

01:51:23.840 I don't know if that's the same thing.

01:51:25.500 Well, the Mollen Mute is like half husky, half wolf, or something like that.

01:51:29.660 Mollen Mutes are bigger than huskies.

01:51:32.120 Yeah, it's very large.

01:51:35.120 Oh, yeah, I see the comparison now.

01:51:37.060 Yeah, one is way bigger.

01:51:39.180 One looks like a fucking, like, oh, what the hell they call it.

01:51:42.500 The were, not the weredogs, the direwolves.

01:51:45.240 Yeah. Those actually existed

01:51:47.540 back in the day. Yeah, they did.

01:51:49.860 Yeah.

01:51:51.080 So you fought a dire wolf then.

01:51:53.440 A dire wolf and a German shepherd.

01:51:56.160 Holy shit.

01:51:59.500 Dire wolf broke my...

01:52:00.800 Between Husky and Matthews, he had the big dog, Gene.

01:52:06.380 It was a good time

01:52:07.920 with that by Al.

01:52:13.220 Yep.

01:52:15.240 Well, folks, I think we're kind of out of material.

01:52:21.900 And honestly, guys, I am really exhausted.

01:52:24.820 I've been taking a lot of naps since this happened.

01:52:27.160 I'm healing up still.

01:52:29.100 And like I said, I'm kind of doped up on opiates right now.

01:52:33.760 And whiskey.

01:52:35.360 I hope this has been a good podcast.

01:52:37.700 I don't really know if it was or not.

01:52:39.700 I think we had some good conversations.

01:52:41.160 And God bless every single one of you that was listening.

01:52:43.340 uh once again i'm gonna repeat the title guys bones heal chicks dig scars and glory is forever

01:52:50.180 so you know go out there approach the girl walk up go look around the girl looking at you go talk

01:52:57.160 to her okay that's how girls indicate they want you to talk to her they look at you they give you

01:53:03.200 the bedroom eyes go approach that girl go talk to her see what happens you don't know go do

01:53:09.240 something interesting so you have a story to tell

01:53:11.440 at the end of the day. Thanks to

01:53:13.380 everybody that's been on.

01:53:15.700 God bless every one of you.

01:53:17.380 Go check out Matt Forney's

01:53:19.600 TerrorHouseMag.com

01:53:21.540 Go check that shit out. It's

01:53:23.340 good stuff.

01:53:24.840 Thanks to everybody for the well wishes

01:53:27.320 and the prayers. I do seem

01:53:29.320 like my fingers are back in the right position.

01:53:32.440 Okay, so I looked

01:53:33.380 at them before the casket. I did not look

01:53:35.400 while the surgeon was doing all the

01:53:37.340 magic stuff to my hand. Okay, I

01:53:39.120 I was trying very hard not to look at it.

01:53:42.300 But at the end, my fingers were back into the normal position.

01:53:46.240 So it seems pretty good.

01:53:47.720 Guys, Deus, Volt, God bless every single one of you.

01:53:51.280 This is Irini out.

Leo D.M.J. Aurini - July 09, 2018

Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Glory is Forever： Sunday Live!

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