Leo D.M.J. Aurini - January 13, 2014


The Female of the Species


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

190.82648

Word Count

588

Sentence Count

27

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

When the early Jesuits preached to the Hurons and Choctaws, they prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaw. It was the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, he shouts to scare the monster,
00:00:08.360 who will often turn aside, but the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and
00:00:12.380 nail, for the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
00:00:16.460 When the nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, he will sometimes wriggle sideways
00:00:21.160 and avoid it if he can, but his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the
00:00:25.580 trail, for the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
00:00:30.460 When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, they prayed to be delivered from
00:00:35.340 the vengeance of the squaws, t'was the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts
00:00:39.820 pale, for the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
00:00:44.460 Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, for the woman that God gave
00:00:48.900 him isn't his to give away, but when hunter meets with husband each confirms the other's
00:00:53.640 tail.
00:00:54.640 The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
00:00:58.540 Man a bear in most relations, worm and savage otherwise.
00:01:01.840 Man propounds negotiations.
00:01:03.620 Man accepts the compromise.
00:01:05.240 Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact to its ultimate conclusion, an unmitigated
00:01:10.500 act.
00:01:11.780 Fear or foolishness impels him ere he lay the wicked low, to concede some form of trial even
00:01:16.700 to his fiercest foe.
00:01:18.580 Mirth obscene diverts his anger, doubt and pity off perplex, him in dealing with an issue, to
00:01:23.400 the scandal of the sex.
00:01:25.360 But the woman that God gave him every fiber of her frame proves her launched for one sole
00:01:29.500 issue, armed and engined for the same.
00:01:32.100 And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail, the female of the species must be deadlier
00:01:37.960 than the male.
00:01:39.220 She who faces death by torture for each life beneath her breast may not deal in doubt or pity,
00:01:44.460 must not swerve for fact or jest.
00:01:46.440 These be purely male diversions, not in these her honor dwells.
00:01:49.400 She, the other law we live by, is that law and nothing else.
00:01:53.600 She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great, as the mother of the
00:01:57.500 infant and the mistress of the mate.
00:01:59.860 And when babe and man are lacking and she strides in claim to claim, her right as femme and baron,
00:02:04.860 her equipment is the same.
00:02:06.780 She is wedded two convictions, in default of grosser ties.
00:02:09.980 Her contentions are her children, heaven help him who denies.
00:02:12.980 He will meet no suave discussions, but the instant white-hot wild, wakened female of the
00:02:17.600 species warring ass for spouse and child.
00:02:20.620 Unprovoked and awful charges, even so the she-bear fights.
00:02:23.980 Speech that drips corrodes and poisons, even so the cobra bites.
00:02:27.780 Scientific vivisections of one nerve till it is raw, and the victim writhes in anguish
00:02:32.840 like the Jesuit with a squaw.
00:02:35.160 So it comes that man the coward, when he gathers to confer with his fellow braves in council,
00:02:39.960 dare not leave a place for her, where at war with life and conscience he uplifts his erring
00:02:44.320 hand to some god of abstract justice, which no woman understands.
00:02:48.900 And man knows it, knows moreover, that the woman that God gave him, must command but may
00:02:53.260 not govern, shall enthrall but not enslave him.
00:02:56.360 And she knows, because she warns him, and her instincts never fail, that the female of
00:03:01.720 the species is more deadly than the male.