Loomer Unleashed - October 28, 2018


Michael Avenatti Gets LOOMERED, says he will ‘Kick Trump’s A**’ in 2020


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

157.49876

Word Count

336

Sentence Count

41

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Eichenauer is an e-porn lawyer who has no idea what he's talking about. He's a big fan of the Creepy Porn President and wants to know if he's going to let me finish or just bark at me.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Hey, it's Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Emmanuel.
00:00:05.000 Hey, how are you?
00:00:06.000 Are you a big fan of the creepy porn president?
00:00:18.000 I do.
00:00:19.000 I do.
00:00:19.000 I represent that as ridiculous.
00:00:23.000 I have a billion dollars.
00:00:25.000 I have a billion dollars.
00:00:26.000 I have a billion dollars in verdicts and settlements.
00:00:30.000 Are you going to let me finish or are you just going to bark at me?
00:00:32.000 I know you love talking about the people.
00:00:33.000 Are you going to keep barking at me?
00:00:36.000 Before I ever met Stormy Daniels, I had over a billion dollars in verdicts and settlements.
00:00:40.000 I was a highly successful attorney with nearly 20 years of experience, so you have no idea what you're talking about.
00:00:46.000 By you?
00:00:47.000 Are you going to let me finish?
00:00:48.000 Are you going to let me finish?
00:00:49.000 You know those allegations.
00:00:50.000 Are you going to let me finish?
00:00:51.000 No, they're 100% true.
00:00:54.000 Why wouldn't you let the FBI investigate?
00:00:57.000 Why is your president?
00:01:02.000 No, he's not my president.
00:01:03.000 No, he's not.
00:01:04.000 No, he's not my president.
00:01:05.000 You're wrong.
00:01:06.000 You, you.
00:01:08.000 Stop it.
00:01:12.000 That's not true.
00:01:13.000 That's not true.
00:01:14.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
00:01:15.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
00:01:19.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:01:20.000 Mr. Alanati, you're an e-porn lawyer.
00:01:25.000 Even the liberals laughed at you, you creepy porn lawyer.
00:01:28.000 You pushed fake rape allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.
00:01:33.000 No, they call me a creepy porn lawyer because they know that I'm going to kick your president's ass if I run against him in 2020.
00:01:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:39.000 I'm not going to beat him.
00:01:39.000 I'm not going to do that.
00:01:40.000 If you want to challenge Dr. Jr. to an MMA fight, why don't you fight me?
00:01:44.000 Fight me.
00:01:47.000 Your client now has to pay Donald Trump.
00:01:49.000 How does that work?
00:01:50.000 That's not true.
00:01:51.000 Brett Kavanaugh did not organize any gang rape.
00:01:54.000 Even the liberals are laughing at you.
00:01:58.000 You know what?
00:02:02.000 Show me a single form of evidence that shows.
00:02:06.000 Bye, creepy porn lawyer.
00:02:08.000 Bye.