Loomer Unleashed - January 23, 2019


Nancy Pelosi's Wall


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

132.91353

Word Count

2,357

Sentence Count

314

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Nancy Pelosi s front lawn in Napa Valley, California is a sanctuary state where everyone is welcome. I crossed the border from Mexico to find a safe place to stay and I m here in California with my friends Noelle, Laura and Leonel.


Transcript

00:00:06.000 So this is what America looks like.
00:00:09.000 I'm finally here.
00:00:12.000 Well, now that I crossed the border, I guess I got to go find some sanctuary.
00:00:18.000 I heard there were a lot of really nice Democrat politicians who live here in California though with really nice big homes that I can stay at.
00:00:27.000 They turned their backs on their constituents and basically promoted policies to replace that population.
00:00:37.000 And illegal immigrants have to go to the back of the line behind the folks trying to come here legally.
00:00:44.000 Obviously, obviously Democratic party.
00:00:52.000 I'm here at Ote Mesa on the U.S.-Mexico border and I just want to show you what it's like to be unsafe here in California.
00:01:00.000 Here are the slates and here right as you can see, we have all this fencing right here and then this is weird.
00:01:08.000 Why does it just end right here?
00:01:10.000 Why don't you take a visit down to Ote Mesa with me and you'll see that one second you can be in Mexico and the next you can be in California.
00:01:21.000 Wow, that was so easy.
00:01:23.000 Now that we're here in Sanctuary State, California where everyone is welcome, I think we should go pay Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi a visit.
00:01:31.000 What do you say?
00:01:32.000 Let's go!
00:01:35.000 Survival.
00:01:36.000 Use the right lane to merge onto I-5 North.
00:02:31.000 Here.
00:02:51.000 Surprise, surprise, guess where I am?
00:02:54.000 I am at 11 Sinfondel Lane on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's front lawn here in Sanctuary State, California.
00:03:03.000 And as you know, a lot of you may know, I'm being banned everywhere, right?
00:03:08.000 I am being banned on Twitter.
00:03:10.000 I'm being banned on Facebook by GoFundMe everywhere.
00:03:12.000 I mean, I'm an American.
00:03:14.000 I'm an American dreamer and I can't even live freely here in the United States because I'm being banned everywhere.
00:03:19.000 So I really needed a sanctuary and I just felt like since, you know, Nancy Pelosi has said that everyone is welcome here, that I would really be welcome here on her front lawn here in California.
00:03:31.000 So, you know, look at, she's got this nice little barrier here.
00:03:35.000 And, you know, I met some friends yesterday.
00:03:39.000 I went to the Mexican border over at Ote Mesa and we crossed over and there wasn't even a wall.
00:03:44.000 It was so easy to get over.
00:03:45.000 And so I want to go introduce you to my new amigos.
00:03:48.000 Hey guys.
00:03:52.000 How are we going?
00:03:53.000 Laura.
00:03:54.000 How's it going?
00:03:56.000 Noelle.
00:03:57.000 My name is Puncho.
00:03:59.000 Hi, Joe.
00:04:01.000 Leonel, where are you guys from?
00:04:03.000 Where are you guys from?
00:04:03.000 Don't de S. Oaxaca.
00:04:05.000 Oaxaca, Mexico.
00:04:07.000 Mexico.
00:04:07.000 Mexico.
00:04:08.000 Thank you for being so bad.
00:04:09.000 Guatemala.
00:04:10.000 Guatemala, Mexico.
00:04:13.000 Mexico.
00:04:13.000 Welcome.
00:04:15.000 Say hi to Nancy.
00:04:16.000 Say hi to Nancy.
00:04:16.000 Say Oma, Nancy.
00:04:18.000 Right here.
00:04:20.000 Hola, Nancy.
00:04:20.000 Hola, Nancy.
00:04:22.000 Commerce.
00:04:22.000 Hola, Nancy.
00:04:23.000 Alma, Nancy.
00:04:24.000 Hola, Nancy.
00:04:29.000 Alma, Nancy.
00:04:30.000 Alma, Nancy.
00:04:31.000 Alma.
00:04:32.000 Say hello.
00:04:34.000 Hola.
00:04:35.000 Are you guys happy to be here?
00:04:38.000 Mucho Gusto.
00:04:39.000 Mucho Gusta.
00:04:40.000 Halle es picpane.
00:04:41.000 Yeah, yo, hablo, uncoco, español.
00:04:43.000 Yeah, so fun.
00:04:44.000 You guys, you know, we need to set up sanctuary here because Nancy is a very, very rich Democrat and she believes that everyone is welcome here and asylum is a human right.
00:04:54.000 So we got to set this up right now.
00:04:55.000 We got to set this canopy up.
00:04:56.000 So let's get started and let's set it up right here on this beautiful green lawn.
00:05:02.000 What is that?
00:05:03.000 Let me see that.
00:05:04.000 Let's do that.
00:05:04.000 You see?
00:05:05.000 See?
00:05:05.000 Yep, open.
00:05:06.000 Yeah, let's get everything.
00:05:07.000 The big pads.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, right here.
00:05:08.000 Right here.
00:05:09.000 Let's get the canopy going too.
00:05:11.000 Everything.
00:05:12.000 Let's get everything.
00:05:12.000 Oh, you brought my hat.
00:05:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:05:14.000 Great.
00:05:14.000 Because we got safety first.
00:05:16.000 Safety first, you guys.
00:05:16.000 We got a lot of things to build.
00:05:18.000 So when we're building a sanctuary, a caravan sanctuary, safety is always first.
00:05:22.000 So, you know, everybody has been wondering, where does everyone in this caravan go?
00:05:26.000 Because, you know, asylum is a human right and everyone's welcome here, right?
00:05:30.000 This is a sanctuary state.
00:05:31.000 California is sanctuary state, so everyone's welcome here.
00:05:34.000 So I figured out where everyone in the caravan is going to go.
00:05:36.000 They're going to come here.
00:05:37.000 11 Zinfandal Lane here in Napa Valley, California.
00:05:41.000 Nancy Pelosi has this beautiful sanctuary for all of us.
00:05:45.000 It's amazing.
00:05:46.000 It's a beautiful sanctuary.
00:07:03.000 Is this the famous Alex Jones?
00:07:05.000 Like the one and only Alex Jones?
00:07:07.000 Hey, I know you look great full of the red line right now, but we can't be yours.
00:07:14.000 Totally illustrated stuff.
00:07:15.000 She says, any lows are immoral through Nancy Pelosi's house in Napa Valley Delta.
00:07:20.000 Yeah, so we're here in La Casa de Nancy Pelosi.
00:07:23.000 It's at 11 Zinfandal Lane in case you want to come to our party.
00:07:27.000 And you know, Nancy's favorite wall is immorality.
00:07:29.000 And we just, you know, we climbed over this little, I think it's like a little barrier or a wall or whatever it may be.
00:07:34.000 I don't know, something at Nancy's place looks totally immoral to me.
00:07:38.000 And, you know, we met our friends there from Mexico and Guatemala.
00:07:42.000 And we decided to throw Nancy a surprise party.
00:07:45.000 And we've decorated our canvas with the word immorality in red letters, you know, red like mud.
00:07:55.000 And then we have pictures of some of the people who couldn't come to our party today.
00:08:00.000 Some people who weren't invited to the sanctuary here at Nancy's multi-million dollar vineyard.
00:08:06.000 Nancy Pelosi's favorite word is immorality.
00:08:10.000 We painted her a beautiful moral girl.
00:08:18.000 His name is Ronald Del Silva Ronald de Silva.
00:08:22.000 This is Corporal Ronald Singh.
00:08:24.000 This is Kate Stineley.
00:08:27.000 This is Drew Rosenberg.
00:08:30.000 This is Dominique Judeau.
00:08:32.000 Grant Ronenbeck.
00:08:36.000 Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.
00:08:39.000 And L.E. Jean Ryan.
00:08:43.000 Is this Sanctuary?
00:08:44.000 Can I come under?
00:08:45.000 I heard like a 20 member.
00:08:47.000 We're going to go check.
00:08:48.000 We're going to see because I heard that haters lock their doors.
00:08:51.000 I'm going to go find out.
00:08:58.000 Do you guys want to go see if Nancy's a hater right now?
00:09:01.000 Yes.
00:09:01.000 Yeah.
00:09:02.000 Yes.
00:09:05.000 Oh, my God.
00:09:06.000 Talk to the slave.
00:09:09.000 You're more American than Alex, right?
00:09:11.000 You're more American than Alex.
00:09:13.000 And me.
00:09:14.000 You're killing me, Nancy.
00:09:16.000 Come on, all right?
00:09:17.000 It's not like you have anything to do anyway.
00:09:19.000 The government shut down.
00:09:21.000 Come on and party with us.
00:09:23.000 A toast.
00:09:24.000 Thank you, Nancy.
00:09:25.000 Graphia, Nancy.
00:09:26.000 Graffia.
00:09:27.000 Gracias por todo, Nancy.
00:09:32.000 Nancy! Nancy! Nancy!
00:09:38.000 Everybody.
00:09:40.000 Everybody.
00:09:42.000 Everyone is welcome here.
00:09:43.000 Everyone is welcome here.
00:09:46.000 Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Nazi!
00:10:04.000 Hamasan from Verona with Chachos!
00:10:07.000 Perfect.
00:10:09.000 Okay.
00:10:10.000 Okay.
00:10:12.000 It's locked.
00:10:13.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 Because then they do that.
00:10:16.000 Oh, my God, you guys.
00:10:17.000 Nancy's doors are locked.
00:10:20.000 Nancy, you're killing me.
00:10:22.000 You're killing us, Nancy.
00:10:25.000 I just can't believe it.
00:10:26.000 Her doors are locked.
00:10:28.000 Why are they locked?
00:10:29.000 It's crazy, right?
00:10:30.000 I thought everyone was welcome.
00:10:32.000 Very crazy.
00:10:34.000 I'm really upset.
00:10:35.000 Are you offended?
00:10:37.000 Well, I'm offended.
00:10:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:38.000 I'm offended.
00:10:40.000 The same way we say.
00:10:41.000 Is that what they say?
00:10:44.000 I'm going off to the party.
00:10:46.000 I'm Laura Liber, so happy to be coming to our fiesta.
00:10:49.000 This is my partner.
00:10:50.000 Hi, Maureen Patterson.
00:10:51.000 How's it going?
00:10:52.000 Good, how are you?
00:10:52.000 We are doing great.
00:10:53.000 We're having a fiesta here because Nancy Pelosi said that everyone's welcome here because this is Sanctuary State, right?
00:10:59.000 California?
00:11:01.000 Well, this is private property, so I'm confused.
00:11:04.000 I thought that California is a Sanctuary State.
00:11:07.000 I thought San Francisco is a Sanctuary State.
00:11:10.000 I don't know.
00:11:10.000 I thought Nancy, Nancy Pelosi, who's the speaker of the house said, can we get ID from everybody that's here since you guys are on private property?
00:11:18.000 We don't need that in California.
00:11:18.000 I thought we didn't need that in California because Gavin Newsome said we didn't need driver's licenses because it's like a form of profiling.
00:11:24.000 Well, I'm just really on private property, so you're trespassing.
00:11:29.000 I'm really confused.
00:11:30.000 Nancy said everyone was welcome here.
00:11:32.000 Do you know who Nancy Pelosi is?
00:11:33.000 Yes, sir.
00:11:34.000 So Nancy Pelosi said, Nancy Pelosi said that asylum is a human right.
00:11:40.000 You guys, I'm really confused because Nancy Pelosi said asylum is a human right, but now they're saying I'm trespassing.
00:11:45.000 And Nancy said everyone is welcome here.
00:11:47.000 Like if you know her nephew, Gavin Newsome, he said everyone's welcome here.
00:11:52.000 Go quick, can I get you guys?
00:11:53.000 You're trespassing.
00:11:57.000 What's trespassing?
00:11:58.000 I reject those facts.
00:12:00.000 Being on private property.
00:12:01.000 I reject those facts.
00:12:02.000 I didn't know there was private property.
00:12:04.000 What's private property?
00:12:05.000 Is that kind of like crossing over the border?
00:12:08.000 I like yourself.
00:12:09.000 But what happens if you cross over the border?
00:12:11.000 Is that trespassing?
00:12:12.000 I do.
00:12:13.000 Here's the deal.
00:12:13.000 We just.
00:12:14.000 I didn't think that's the best.
00:12:14.000 I give you my ID.
00:12:16.000 I'm just really confused because Nancy and her name is.
00:12:18.000 Yeah, she said we can come here.
00:12:20.000 So Nancy gave us authorization.
00:12:23.000 Didn't the Democrats see the ID is racist?
00:12:26.000 It is.
00:12:26.000 ID is racist.
00:12:27.000 Any idea is racist.
00:12:28.000 Here, I'll give you my idea.
00:12:29.000 Here, I'll give you my ID.
00:12:31.000 Here you go.
00:12:33.000 Thank you.
00:12:35.000 What's going on here?
00:12:36.000 I thought everyone was welcome here.
00:12:38.000 They're part of our crew.
00:12:39.000 They're part of our fiesta.
00:12:40.000 NMC said everyone is welcome here.
00:12:42.000 But if we don't have identification, they might have to go with us.
00:12:44.000 Right, but Gavin Newsom said we don't need identification.
00:12:49.000 But the Democrats said that identification is racist.
00:12:53.000 I'm done talking with you.
00:12:55.000 If somebody wants to win, just seems like an immorality to me.
00:13:00.000 This seems like an immorality.
00:13:00.000 I'm just so confused.
00:13:01.000 Nancy said that everyone is welcome here, and the Democrats told me that identification was racist.
00:13:06.000 Like, I thought California was a sanctuary state.
00:13:08.000 I thought everyone was welcome here.
00:13:09.000 I don't know what trespassing is.
00:13:11.000 Nancy literally said asylum was a human right.
00:13:14.000 Hi, I'm Laura.
00:13:15.000 That wall up there is property land.
00:13:17.000 Sorry, I'm just motherfucking.
00:13:20.000 Are they okay going over there?
00:13:21.000 Because we just, they were just out here with us.
00:13:25.000 Okay, not them.
00:13:26.000 They're already on here.
00:13:28.000 They're already part of this.
00:13:30.000 Statement.
00:13:32.000 So, you know, everyone's welcome here.
00:13:34.000 Oh, what's going on here?
00:13:35.000 What's going on?
00:13:36.000 What's going on?
00:13:38.000 I'm trending, you guys.
00:13:40.000 Hi.
00:13:41.000 Bye, guys.
00:13:43.000 Husta La Vego.
00:13:49.000 To Gavin's house?
00:13:50.000 We're waiting to hear from Nancy.
00:13:52.000 Are you thinking of the Gavin's house?
00:13:54.000 I'm probably like 5, 7, 5, 5, 6.
00:14:09.000 There's an incredible fit.
00:14:13.000 How old is it?
00:14:21.000 I need to go.
00:14:22.000 Yeah?
00:14:23.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:14:26.000 It's a natural pickup.
00:14:28.000 Is that what you said?
00:14:30.000 Yep.
00:14:30.000 Is there a five?
00:14:31.000 They'll have to go to court and deal with it.
00:14:34.000 So Nancy Pelosi said to give them a ticket.
00:14:38.000 It's okay to have these IDs, but now they're asking for IDs.
00:14:41.000 I don't understand it.
00:14:42.000 So let me get this straight, though.
00:14:44.000 We have 40,000 coming from Central America.
00:14:46.000 Yeah, they're coming here.
00:14:47.000 They're coming here.
00:14:48.000 Coming to Nancy.
00:14:49.000 La Fiesta and La Casa de Nancy.
00:14:51.000 We're coming here.
00:14:52.000 But it's not open.
00:14:54.000 It's not welcoming.
00:14:55.000 I don't know.
00:14:55.000 She said everyone was welcome here, but these officers are saying that we can't come.
00:14:59.000 Hey, officer, so somebody hasn't passed.
00:15:01.000 I'm doing great, except for the fact that I'm so confused because a bunch of Nancy's friends were hanging out by the pool in Puerto Rico.
00:15:08.000 So why can't Nancy come here?
00:15:10.000 I mean, come on, let's go to the limited wine.
00:15:12.000 You know, we could hang out, drink some wine, have a beautiful time.
00:15:18.000 No, if it's shut down and nobody can work because of the really mean, bad orange man in the White House, well, well, um, here they go.
00:15:32.000 Why can't Nancy come in for you?
00:15:34.000 We're waiting.
00:15:34.000 We're waiting.
00:15:36.000 I've been waiting for you, Nancy.
00:15:43.000 Hey, you live here?
00:15:44.000 No.
00:15:45.000 I don't.
00:15:46.000 Here.
00:15:46.000 202.
00:15:47.000 This is the DC number, guys.
00:15:48.000 2025-4965.
00:15:52.000 This is open borders.
00:15:54.000 This is open borders, isn't it?
00:15:56.000 Listen, I'm not going to debate.
00:15:57.000 I'm not in a debate.
00:15:58.000 I'm Laura, by the way.
00:15:59.000 Nice to meet you.
00:16:00.000 Thanks, officer.
00:16:02.000 You don't live here?
00:16:03.000 You have to go.
00:16:04.000 Can I bring my tent?
00:16:05.000 Can you?
00:16:06.000 Yeah, we'll get my tent as long as I can bring my tent.
00:16:08.000 You want to help me get my tent?
00:16:09.000 I was nice to open up the door for you, right?
00:16:12.000 So it's shut.
00:16:13.000 I was going to try to be nice so that you could actually go through the thing.
00:16:15.000 If you want to jump the fence, you can jump the fence or go around.
00:16:17.000 You can jump back.
00:16:18.000 However, you want.
00:16:19.000 We'll be deported.
00:16:20.000 Deported out of the property.
00:16:22.000 Yep.
00:16:23.000 Yes, sir.
00:16:25.000 We're being deported, you guys.
00:16:26.000 Sure.
00:16:26.000 What's going on?
00:16:27.000 Real quick, as you guys go out here, I need you guys to put the cameras down for a quick second.
00:16:31.000 We're going to put the cameras down.
00:16:32.000 We've got some business to take care of.
00:16:33.000 Sure, sure.
00:16:33.000 All right.
00:16:34.000 Okay.
00:16:34.000 Cameras down.
00:16:35.000 We're being deported, you guys.
00:16:36.000 We support the rule of law.
00:16:37.000 We're being deported.
00:16:38.000 But we heard that the rule of law.
00:16:40.000 We support police officers.
00:16:41.000 We heard that the rule of law was abandoned.
00:16:45.000 Tragic.
00:16:45.000 I thought.
00:16:46.000 Tragic.
00:16:46.000 This is a human rights violation.
00:16:48.000 This is a crisis.
00:16:49.000 This is a humanitarian crisis.
00:16:51.000 It's immorality.
00:16:52.000 Damn C that's deporting an American dreamer.
00:16:56.000 Oh, I don't want to put their pictures down.
00:16:57.000 I don't want to put their pictures down.
00:17:02.000 She says everyone's welcome here, but now her doors are locked.
00:17:04.000 And I just don't understand because not only were my amigos not able to get inside after she said everyone's welcome here and that we could take up sanctuary, but I'm just like so heartbroken that she didn't, you know, extend the invitation to my other friends.
00:17:19.000 Right?
00:17:19.000 Kate Steinley, Corporal Singh, many others.
00:17:24.000 Others.
00:17:24.000 Many others.
00:17:26.000 they didn't get an invitation to the sanctuary.
00:17:37.000 We try to escape now so that we can go meet our amigos over at La Casa de Nancy because this is California.