Louder with Crowder - October 31, 2025


10th Annual Halloween Spooktacular: Reacting to the 69 Gayest Horror Movies of All Time


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

133.74844

Word Count

3,580

Sentence Count

481

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

It's the 10th annual Halloween Spooktacular and we're here to bring you the spookiest of them all. This year, we're joined by special guest Billy and we talk about our favorite Halloween movies, what we're dressing up as this year, and what's going on in the world of feminism.


Transcript

00:01:14.000 Love the flow 69 Now it's time for new believable people And we must do it If we don't control insiders, This will be over and over.
00:01:32.000 To lead the spread, we must do it.
00:01:42.000 Fat common ground.
00:01:45.000 The spread of love for insiders.
00:02:11.000 It's fighting for insiders.
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00:04:02.000 subject for today when i don't have headphones on i i don't hear it as much well Welcome to the 10th annual Halloween Spooktacular.
00:04:25.000 Billy, you have a sound for it?
00:04:26.000 Something spooky?
00:04:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:34.000 And actually, last year was the first year that we didn't do it.
00:04:37.000 Yeah.
00:04:38.000 And so it made its way out of our calendar.
00:04:40.000 And then this year, like, oh my gosh, we got to do Halloween space.
00:04:42.000 It's the 10th one, the 10th one.
00:04:44.000 So welcome, of course, says we're don't join yet.
00:04:47.000 What the hell is the matter with you?
00:04:49.000 Hey, you know what we need to find?
00:04:51.000 We used to have an old kind of, I guess you would call it just title screen of, I think it was me dressed as an Indian going, beep.
00:04:58.000 Yeah.
00:04:59.000 And we lost it.
00:05:00.000 All right.
00:05:01.000 So, Spooktack, by the way, costume contest.
00:05:03.000 You can still, I think we're still taking final submissions.
00:05:05.000 You can send them in, send them to me at X.
00:05:09.000 And you win a whole swag bag and lock of Gerald's hair, which, by the way, is it's pretty sparse now because we had to wax him for his costume.
00:05:17.000 So, yep.
00:05:19.000 Today, Halloween, I am, I guess here, Mr. Maryland in Alligator Alcatraz, as you well see.
00:05:27.000 I was showing the Alligator Alcatraz tool, man.
00:05:29.000 What's the, there you go.
00:05:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:31.000 Spare no expense.
00:05:34.000 And then I'm going to introduce, by the way, we are wide on YouTube for a little bit because we want everyone to know that you guys can submit your costumes.
00:05:40.000 And yeah, then we're just going to be taking your costumes, taking your chat.
00:05:43.000 A lot of things to get to today.
00:05:44.000 A couple of things.
00:05:46.000 Abugazala Shabugamu, she's gone.
00:05:49.000 She just ducked out of an interview.
00:05:51.000 And then we have an article from, what is it, Out Magazine?
00:05:55.000 Them.
00:05:55.000 Them?
00:05:56.000 Yeah.
00:05:56.000 It's Them Magazine.
00:05:58.000 It should be they them.
00:05:59.000 Sounds like a horror film.
00:06:01.000 And that's anyway.
00:06:02.000 It's not good.
00:06:03.000 They wrote 69 queer horror film character.
00:06:06.000 Why your favorite Halloween movie is gay.
00:06:09.000 And here's the thing.
00:06:10.000 They make some presumptions that are incredibly homophobic.
00:06:13.000 So we're going to just.
00:06:14.000 They them.
00:06:15.000 Remember that letter from, where was it from that I read a while back?
00:06:18.000 I don't remember.
00:06:19.000 Was it Jamaica?
00:06:21.000 Sounds right.
00:06:21.000 I don't.
00:06:22.000 Oh, no.
00:06:22.000 It was a guy in New York, I believe, that was getting deported.
00:06:25.000 He got to Jamaica.
00:06:26.000 And we couldn't stop laughing.
00:06:27.000 That's pretty much what we're going to do with this because it's really, really bad.
00:06:30.000 And then we have the scariest tale of all, of course, is feminism.
00:06:32.000 All right.
00:06:33.000 Question, what are you dressing up as for Halloween?
00:06:35.000 We'll take some Halloween chats.
00:06:36.000 Time for the costumes and set.
00:06:38.000 Captain CEO, Mr. Morgan, what are you wearing?
00:06:42.000 I am a fire hydrant, but in LA.
00:06:45.000 Oh, my word.
00:06:46.000 That is.
00:06:47.000 I did not sign off on that.
00:06:48.000 That's not necessary.
00:06:49.000 At no point.
00:06:50.000 It threw me off because it's an American flag back.
00:06:52.000 It's not on fire.
00:06:54.000 And then he is going to be Friday, November 7th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
00:06:59.000 Then Saturday, November 8th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma City.
00:07:03.000 Not Firestein on X.
00:07:05.000 And, well, who, first off, who is that with you?
00:07:09.000 That is not a king.
00:07:10.000 No?
00:07:11.000 We have no king.
00:07:12.000 No king there.
00:07:13.000 Oh, very nice.
00:07:14.000 Yeah, I wanted to make sure.
00:07:16.000 Fun.
00:07:17.000 Royalty-free over here.
00:07:18.000 And then who are you wearing?
00:07:19.000 I am Marco Ruffio.
00:07:22.000 Rubio.
00:07:23.000 Rubyo.
00:07:24.000 Ruby.
00:07:26.000 Oh!
00:07:28.000 Very nice.
00:07:29.000 MVP.
00:07:30.000 Most improved for sure.
00:07:31.000 And of course, over there at the edit bay is the Gods of Strip Club.
00:07:34.000 That one's pretty.
00:07:36.000 Yeah.
00:07:36.000 Just put yourself up full screen so people can enjoy it.
00:07:39.000 Or bouncers.
00:07:40.000 Yeah.
00:07:40.000 Yeah.
00:07:41.000 Noodles looks like a terrorist blues brother.
00:07:45.000 You can't separate him from his whiteness.
00:07:47.000 So.
00:07:48.000 Well, the president has said multiple times that I'm the pan now.
00:07:53.000 That's not a bad rule.
00:07:54.000 At first, I thought you were doing Sean Aston in 51st Dates.
00:07:56.000 You guys give me a hard time.
00:07:59.000 My ears aren't that big.
00:08:00.000 My hands aren't that big.
00:08:01.000 It's a little Sean Aston in 51st Dates.
00:08:03.000 He's got a little bit of a list, Marco Rubio.
00:08:05.000 I support the president.
00:08:06.000 Yeah.
00:08:09.000 Hey, you want to go, Tough Guy?
00:08:11.000 Mr. Marilyn.
00:08:13.000 Yep.
00:08:14.000 Give a round of applause to everyone here who put this together.
00:08:16.000 Last minute.
00:08:17.000 Last minute.
00:08:17.000 Very fun.
00:08:18.000 And it's always a good time.
00:08:19.000 So, oh, yeah, that's right.
00:08:20.000 I forgot.
00:08:21.000 This is the least favorite part of the producers on our Spooktacular.
00:08:25.000 Because first up, ICE is actually getting in on the Halloween spirit by dressing up their cars.
00:08:31.000 I call this first story The Tale of the Ice Haunting I was supposed to do it Oh, that's right.
00:08:43.000 You were?
00:08:44.000 I was cutting all of my hands now.
00:08:46.000 Well, I got it on my hand.
00:08:47.000 I'm going to do it.
00:08:48.000 Go ahead.
00:08:52.000 And he's contractually obligated to do that every single time.
00:08:55.000 Yeah, it's in the contract.
00:08:57.000 I signed it back up.
00:08:58.000 And this, by the way, is my custom cappuccino.
00:08:59.000 I use it because I get baby powder on that.
00:09:01.000 Okay, let me just set this up one more time so we can do this right.
00:09:04.000 I call this The Tale of the Ice Haunting.
00:09:24.000 Oh, look at that.
00:09:25.000 They got a Mexican flag on their car.
00:09:28.000 That's fun.
00:09:33.000 Oh, these motherfuckers have a Mexican flag on their car.
00:09:37.000 Look at that.
00:09:38.000 Beautiful.
00:09:39.000 Beautiful.
00:09:40.000 You mad?
00:09:41.000 Beautiful.
00:09:45.000 But you love that flag.
00:09:47.000 Oh, what a Mexican flag.
00:09:50.000 I think that word is bonita.
00:09:52.000 He did the marshmallow.
00:09:54.000 Here it comes.
00:10:08.000 By the way, that song slaps.
00:10:10.000 It still works.
00:10:11.000 It still is.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, dude.
00:10:12.000 Perfect timing with the smash into the concrete.
00:10:14.000 No covers needed, by the way.
00:10:15.000 No, people may say I lack empathy.
00:10:18.000 With that one, I do.
00:10:19.000 So a little bit.
00:10:20.000 If this is how they're catching Mexicans, just think about how they're catching Indians right now with the H130.
00:10:26.000 Well, yeah, that makes.
00:10:30.000 Filled with feces.
00:10:31.000 And if they're operating on stereotypes, which often are based in truth, then we have a suggestion for catching Haitians.
00:10:37.000 I think they can.
00:10:37.000 Yeah, that could.
00:10:38.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:10:39.000 Yeah.
00:10:40.000 First, I thought it was going to be some dirt cookies.
00:10:42.000 Let's send them to a farm upstate.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, just a trail of dirt cookies.
00:10:46.000 Yeah.
00:10:47.000 Yeah, they'll follow them like a scoopy-doo villain.
00:10:50.000 Dinner.
00:10:51.000 Scoopy-doo.
00:10:53.000 Oh!
00:10:57.000 I guess there would be, there would be multiple, oh, deus mio, no me gusta.
00:11:06.000 Chat is referring to it as the migrant mash.
00:11:08.000 Ah, the migrant mash.
00:11:13.000 It was a border smash.
00:11:16.000 The Hondurans were having fun.
00:11:19.000 The Nicaraguans had just begun.
00:11:23.000 Depart their rest.
00:11:25.000 Nice.
00:11:29.000 Carol looks hilarious in the dancing firelight.
00:11:33.000 He looks kind of like a ketchup bottle.
00:11:36.000 He does.
00:11:37.000 Yeah, he does.
00:11:37.000 He does a little bit.
00:11:38.000 Yeah.
00:11:38.000 Yeah.
00:11:39.000 I don't know what to do with them.
00:11:40.000 Right now, there isn't it, because we know that Gavin Newsome, some of his advisors watch this because they also, you know, they work at Media Matters, and he's just watching us going, shoot.
00:11:47.000 All right.
00:11:48.000 Before we talk about Halloween villains, actually, we need to check in on another villain, Zorhan Mamdani.
00:12:02.000 Oh, it's Zorhan Mamdani.
00:12:04.000 There we go.
00:12:06.000 It's the eye of Sauron.
00:12:07.000 I get it.
00:12:08.000 Sauron.
00:12:09.000 I was so used to saying Zoron that I messed it up.
00:12:13.000 Yeah, well.
00:12:14.000 I call this actually the tale of I made a mistake, but we're going to admonish Gerald anyway.
00:12:20.000 Nice.
00:12:31.000 By the way, my iPad is unusable.
00:12:35.000 I'm glad we have that backup.
00:12:37.000 Yeah.
00:12:37.000 I lost it on the suit.
00:12:38.000 Sorry, wardrobe people.
00:12:40.000 So we have a few stories to get to.
00:12:41.000 And again, we're just wide on YouTube for a very short period of time.
00:12:44.000 It is Halloween, a lot going on.
00:12:46.000 And funny enough, we may be bombing Venezuela as we're live on air.
00:12:49.000 So it'll be yet another time where I'm wearing a ridiculous outfit for serious breaking news.
00:12:54.000 Whenever we have to reference the first time the world saw Hunter Biden's laptop, it's me as Marty McFly.
00:13:00.000 Yes.
00:13:00.000 I'm a back to the future set.
00:13:03.000 Shoot me, Doc.
00:13:04.000 I'd have it noise.
00:13:05.000 Whoa!
00:13:05.000 I'm an Amazon a pecker.
00:13:08.000 Wow.
00:13:09.000 So I don't know why I expect to scuba-doo.
00:13:10.000 It's too bad you're not Mr. Venezuela.
00:13:12.000 No, no.
00:13:13.000 Well, I don't know.
00:13:14.000 Are there misters?
00:13:14.000 Because Miss Venezuela, they do all right.
00:13:17.000 No, Mr. Venezuela is just a baseball player.
00:13:19.000 Is that what I don't know anything about sports?
00:13:21.000 So first, we have to check in, actually.
00:13:24.000 I forgot.
00:13:25.000 We have to check in before we get to the news stories of the day.
00:13:27.000 The much sought after Epstein files.
00:13:29.000 Well, we actually have them right here in studio.
00:13:33.000 And so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:38.000 You get nothing.
00:13:43.000 No, it's a binder.
00:13:44.000 That's pretty interesting.
00:13:45.000 No, part one.
00:13:47.000 It's hard for me because I'm trying to laugh and not spill whatever this is.
00:13:50.000 All right.
00:13:51.000 So I call this.
00:13:52.000 I think this is the ashes of my grandfather.
00:13:53.000 first segment is the tale of three stories in the news.
00:14:05.000 First one is President Trump welcomed some trick-or-treaters to the White House, and he has a bit.
00:14:10.000 And you know what?
00:14:11.000 He appreciates a good callback because he did the same bit as he's done before.
00:14:14.000 See if you can catch it.
00:14:19.000 Does that get a toilet?
00:14:21.000 Yes.
00:14:22.000 Wide load toilet.
00:14:28.000 This is a great country.
00:14:29.000 That's so useful.
00:14:30.000 It's just, it's fun.
00:14:32.000 The girl's like, hey, but candy, Mr. President.
00:14:42.000 Who is that kid, Sully?
00:14:44.000 How did she know the outfit Melania was going to wear?
00:14:46.000 She matched it perfectly.
00:14:47.000 Predictable.
00:14:48.000 My wife is dressed as a hot person.
00:14:53.000 Oh, no.
00:14:54.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:14:55.000 You know, this kid's dad was like, do this.
00:14:57.000 We're going to get time with the president.
00:14:58.000 He's going to love this.
00:15:05.000 No, no.
00:15:07.000 Watch it.
00:15:09.000 Look, he taps the head like, you know.
00:15:13.000 He's watching him go.
00:15:15.000 I love how the kid, like, no, no, he taps his head like, you know, the drill.
00:15:18.000 This is what we do on Halloween.
00:15:20.000 If you have a flat head, I put a candy bar on it.
00:15:25.000 Because he did the same thing in 2019.
00:15:28.000 I think.
00:15:29.000 Well, wrong.
00:15:30.000 Uh-oh.
00:15:31.000 Are your hands sticky from it?
00:15:33.000 Yeah, from the strip club.
00:15:36.000 Ew.
00:15:41.000 And she does it too.
00:15:42.000 She's like, I'll get in on that.
00:15:44.000 I don't know.
00:15:45.000 Where the candy goes, put it on your head.
00:15:49.000 The kid's just looking around.
00:15:50.000 What the?
00:15:50.000 What the hell?
00:15:51.000 He has no idea.
00:15:53.000 Give me candy.
00:15:54.000 We have those costumes here.
00:15:55.000 That kid doesn't know what's going on.
00:15:56.000 He can't hear because he has the inflation mechanism.
00:16:00.000 He just thought he got gypped by the president for candy.
00:16:02.000 Well, he didn't like my minions costumes.
00:16:04.000 He's like, the president doesn't like me, but he will be telling that story for the rest of his life.
00:16:08.000 And we have some more stories to get to.
00:16:09.000 But if you're watching on YouTube, hey, look, go to Rumble.
00:16:12.000 You can click that button to join Rumble Premium if you're watching on Rumble.
00:16:15.000 Today is a love letter to the OG Mug Club, Rumble Premium members.
00:16:18.000 We're going for the full hour.
00:16:20.000 And yeah, costume contest.
00:16:22.000 We're going to reveal the winner.
00:16:23.000 It's time.
00:16:24.000 We actually, we don't, we only get to you.
00:16:26.000 We put in so much work for once a year.
00:16:29.000 So I guess I get to say this for the first time in, gosh, a long time.
00:16:33.000 YouTube?
00:16:34.000 Piss off.
00:16:56.000 That's a war crime, pal.
00:16:58.000 Yeah, pretty much.
00:17:00.000 It's a power move as well.
00:17:02.000 So remember the congressional candidate we told you about yesterday, Kat Bogazugamu?
00:17:07.000 She Boogazala Boogazanadu.
00:17:14.000 I don't know.
00:17:15.000 I'm never going to learn her name by design.
00:17:17.000 Okay?
00:17:17.000 Mr. Maryland does what he wants.
00:17:20.000 That's true.
00:17:21.000 It got worse.
00:17:22.000 It's almost like we are clairvoyant because then she made an appearance on a show and she just ducked the question and then crashed out in the funnest way possible.
00:17:34.000 The indictment alleges that you and others, quote, surrounded a federal officer's vehicle, banged on its hood, and clicked on a dog at the groomer.
00:17:42.000 On the side and impeded movement.
00:17:46.000 Did you etch the word pig on the side of an officer's car?
00:17:50.000 I'm not speaking to the specifics of anything that's in the indictment right now.
00:17:54.000 But like I said, I do plan on pleading not guilty and the evidence will come out in court.
00:18:00.000 And, you know, I plan on go to jail.
00:18:02.000 Okay.
00:18:03.000 Well, let's not watch the video of what happened that day.
00:18:06.000 I mean, the evidence?
00:18:08.000 Let's look at the evidence.
00:18:11.000 And she has to be on screen while they're showing it.
00:18:14.000 I love that.
00:18:20.000 Damning her eye.
00:18:24.000 Like you're banging on a federal vehicle.
00:18:26.000 Yeah.
00:18:28.000 Wow.
00:18:28.000 What do you, when you see that, what do you think right now?
00:18:32.000 You know, Tara, once again, this is my first time being federally indicted, like I said.
00:18:36.000 I'm pleading not guilty.
00:18:38.000 The evidence will come out in court, and I plan on winning.
00:18:41.000 Thank you so much for having me.
00:18:43.000 Yeah.
00:18:46.000 Just really quickly, I did want to ask you about just the fact that like conspiracy to impede an officer is up to six years in prison, forcibly impeding and intimidating an officer is up to eight years.
00:18:58.000 Is that like that could actually hinder your ability to serve in Congress?
00:19:04.000 Are you concerned about that?
00:19:05.000 You know, the stuff in that video.
00:19:10.000 Did she just sign off?
00:19:14.000 I bet you she knew that she signed off.
00:19:16.000 How do you not?
00:19:17.000 I mean, maybe she thought because it goes window and window, you know, where if you're talking, I don't, but the interview, by the way, only lasted three minutes and 42 seconds.
00:19:24.000 Geez.
00:19:25.000 And here's the thing.
00:19:26.000 I do understand you're not.
00:19:27.000 My time.
00:19:29.000 Like a good time for me.
00:19:30.000 I do understand you're not allowed to discuss legal issues.
00:19:32.000 Your lawyers will advise against it, but you've got to know, like, this is your main thing.
00:19:36.000 It's what you're known for.
00:19:37.000 You're the impeding federal agent bandit.
00:19:40.000 Well, and you're the get tossed on your rear in a very funny fashion bandit too.
00:19:45.000 Yeah, like you get ragdolled.
00:19:46.000 Yeah, and I will say she would do this anyway if she was asking an uncomfortable question.
00:19:49.000 I guarantee this is what you see with those on the left.
00:19:50.000 They do not stand up to scrutiny because their ideas can't.
00:19:53.000 You saw it with Kamala Harris and Brett Baer, and then nothing else after that.
00:19:57.000 And that wasn't even a really adversarial interview.
00:20:01.000 I think we need to see this really quickly.
00:20:02.000 I think we need to see this person go to jail for a little bit.
00:20:04.000 I mean, that would be a Halloween miracle.
00:20:06.000 For a lot of bit.
00:20:08.000 Yeah.
00:20:08.000 Yeah, for a lot.
00:20:09.000 A lot of it.
00:20:12.000 What do you mean?
00:20:13.000 Make a wish here?
00:20:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:14.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:15.000 No, this is mine.
00:20:16.000 I own this one.
00:20:17.000 Okay.
00:20:19.000 The tail of the.
00:20:24.000 What people didn't see is that Josh got him, and then Jerry just spilled sand in his crotch.
00:20:31.000 I didn't see that either.
00:20:35.000 Fire crotch hydrants.
00:20:36.000 By the way, my mouth is like I had a picnic at the beach.
00:20:39.000 It's just filled with sand right now.
00:20:42.000 We do this for you.
00:20:46.000 Here's the next.
00:20:49.000 Here's the next fun story.
00:20:51.000 If you weren't convinced yet that Japan is our greatest ally, listen to this Iranian official talk about trying to spread Islam in the land of the rising sun.
00:21:16.000 They love this motion.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:25.000 They can't believe it.
00:21:26.000 All that money they converted one of their own guys working there.
00:21:32.000 What was he a Sunni before?
00:21:34.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, that's the Japanese are so polite.
00:21:37.000 Like, they didn't even entertain it.
00:21:38.000 It's like, oh, no.
00:21:39.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:40.000 You're so stupid.
00:21:41.000 No.
00:21:42.000 That's it.
00:21:42.000 That's the end of the conversation.
00:21:44.000 I'd rather go to Suicide Forest.
00:21:46.000 That's right.
00:21:47.000 Leave me alone.
00:21:49.000 You are go talk to Rufio.
00:21:53.000 I think he was part Asian, right?
00:21:55.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:21:56.000 I'm talking a little tanner today.
00:21:57.000 He's like one of those southern ones.
00:21:59.000 Actually, by the way, we managed to find out who the foreign worker was.
00:22:02.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 So, oh, come on.
00:22:06.000 Again, Muslims make up 0.2% of the Japanese population.
00:22:11.000 So, you know what?
00:22:12.000 Let's follow their lead here.
00:22:14.000 I think that would be.
00:22:14.000 Yeah, I think that would be good.
00:22:16.000 Well, listen, we can get those numbers down, Japan.
00:22:17.000 Let's go.
00:22:18.000 Yeah.
00:22:18.000 2%?
00:22:19.000 Let's.
00:22:19.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 Come on, guys.
00:22:20.000 You don't need any of that there.
00:22:22.000 No.
00:22:22.000 No, suicide force.
00:22:24.000 You don't need suicide bombers.
00:22:25.000 Well, I mean, you can help.
00:22:26.000 It's assisted suicide forest, and you just take them there on a tour.
00:22:29.000 There you go.
00:22:29.000 Yeah.
00:22:30.000 You look like an excited dog.
00:22:32.000 Me?
00:22:38.000 I'm not sure where to position Oh, we got to admonish Gerald.
00:22:42.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:42.000 You know what?
00:22:43.000 I was hoping I'd have a printout of this because Gerald said 2% and it's 0.0.2%.
00:22:49.000 Yeah, I said it right.
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:50.000 Oh, hold on a second.
00:22:51.000 Do it.
00:22:51.000 Hold on.
00:22:51.000 I call it.
00:22:52.000 Do it.
00:22:54.000 Now, somebody do me a favor and go back and clip it and let Tim hear me say 0.2%.
00:23:01.000 No, this one.
00:23:01.000 This is research from the past.
00:23:03.000 Research said you said it wrong.
00:23:04.000 That's the task.
00:23:04.000 We don't live there anymore.
00:23:06.000 They're the law.
00:23:07.000 Tim is retarded.
00:23:08.000 Gerald, we don't use that language here.
00:23:15.000 Naughty word admonished.
00:23:17.000 2%.
00:23:17.000 I'm going to be vindicated thoroughly.
00:23:20.000 No, we're just not going to bring it up.
00:23:23.000 You are literally painted bright red as an eagie as an easy target.
00:23:26.000 I have so much sand in my mouth.
00:23:28.000 Why aren't you supposed to blow it out?
00:23:30.000 You're not supposed to suck it in.
00:23:32.000 It's everywhere in my drink.
00:23:34.000 I'm trying to get some air here.
00:23:35.000 I think it's getting here, too.
00:23:37.000 Painted red getting redder and immobile as an easy target.
00:23:40.000 All right.
00:23:42.000 So, I don't know if you know, this is an article that comes from them, but it is, of course, the scariest time of year.
00:23:47.000 And not because of why you think it is.
00:23:49.000 First off, let me know what your favorite scary movie is, and then we will now inform you as to why your favorite scary movies are, in fact, gay.
00:24:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:09.000 Here's the thing: I don't think they knew what they were doing over there at Them the article.
00:24:15.000 So, I'm just going to read this to you because it's a fun day.
00:24:17.000 Oh, crap, I forgot to tell you.
00:24:18.000 We have a 7-plus one.
00:24:19.000 I completely forgot to tell you guys.
00:24:20.000 We have a 7-plus one.
00:24:21.000 We have a 7-plus one everywhere.
00:24:22.000 Halloween, a 7-plus-1 lonely fairy tales.
00:24:24.000 Right now, I call this the tale of the misguided fag rag.
00:24:40.000 That's a miracle you're not blowing those candles out.
00:24:43.000 I know.
00:24:43.000 It's marvelous.
00:24:45.000 That's good fire.
00:24:45.000 Modern technology.
00:24:46.000 All right.
00:24:47.000 All the references are available, and I'll just read some of this to you.
00:24:51.000 So, this comes from them.
00:24:53.000 It's the 69 best LGBTQ plus horror movies of all time.
00:24:58.000 Now, they pick 69, and it's like, but don't you dare say that they are decadent and degenerate?
00:25:04.000 No, not at all.
00:25:05.000 Where do you get the idea that we're hyperly sexually charged?
00:25:09.000 So, let's look at the article's opening paragraph before we get into the list.
00:25:13.000 And just it's like, I've heard of it's self-homophobia.
00:25:19.000 That's, I don't know, I don't think that's a thing.
00:25:21.000 This is self-aimed homophobia.
00:25:23.000 I don't think they know what they were writing.
00:25:24.000 They wrote, Queerness, like horror, is defined by tensions between the inside and the outside.
00:25:31.000 The normal and the abnormal, like faggots, the celebrated and the rejected, like faggots.
00:25:40.000 Like so many marginalized groups, LGBTQ plus people know what it's like to be on society's perimeter, peering through the windows, trying to decide whether we want to be let into the party or continue living in the shadows of the port-a-potty.
00:25:58.000 So, you're perverts.
00:25:59.000 Pretty much.
00:26:00.000 Is it any wonder then that we see ourselves in vampires, werewolves, ghosts, and other twisted creatures?
00:26:09.000 That we empathize with villains who are cast out, stabbed through the heart, and burned at the stake.
00:26:16.000 And you know what?
00:26:17.000 After, I will say this, after re-watching Frankenstein, in some cases they have a point.
00:26:23.000 Remember, remember, get him alive if you can, but get him.
00:26:30.000 Man, search every ravine, every crevice, but the fog must be found.
00:26:38.000 I'm ready!
00:26:41.000 Take your torches and go!
00:26:45.000 Let's get him!