Louder with Crowder - #110 TRUMP INAUGURATION MELTDOWN! Clint Howard Guests | Louder With Crowder

00:00:00.000 It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood.

00:00:12.000 A beautiful day for a neighbor.

00:00:14.000 Won't you be mine?

00:00:16.000 Could you be mine?

00:00:18.000 It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood.

00:00:21.000 A neighborly day for this beauty.

00:00:24.000 Could you be mine?

00:00:26.000 Won't you be mine?

00:00:28.000 I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

00:00:39.000 So let's make the most of this beautiful day.

00:00:44.000 Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine?

00:00:50.000 Would you be mine?

00:00:51.000 Won't you be my neighbor?

00:00:53.000 Won't you be?

00:00:56.000 Won't you please?

00:00:57.000 Please would you be my subscriber?

00:01:01.000 *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot*

00:01:36.000 That's the sound of the weekend, and that is the sound...

00:01:39.000 That's the sound...

00:01:40.000 That's the sound of very sneaky...

00:01:42.000 That's the sound of greed.

00:01:43.000 That's the sound of greed.

00:01:44.000 That's the sound of two hands shuffling.

00:01:46.000 It is the sound of the weekend.

00:01:48.000 Really it is, because it's a Thursday live stream.

00:01:50.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay. 0.98

00:01:54.000 Follow him on Twitter at NotGayJared.

00:01:56.000 Me, S. Crowder.

00:01:57.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

00:01:58.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:01:59.000 Big show tonight.

00:02:01.000 We have Clint Howard coming on.

00:02:03.000 Clint Howard.

00:02:04.000 Of noted fame.

00:02:05.000 Ron Howard's brother.

00:02:07.000 Also, other things.

00:02:07.000 Yep.

00:02:09.000 Everything.

00:02:11.000 The guy has like 200-something IMDB credits.

00:02:13.000 It really is absurd.

00:02:14.000 And he's a very, very nice guy.

00:02:16.000 Made some time to come on the show.

00:02:17.000 Courtney Kirchhoff later on, of course, as this live stream continues.

00:02:20.000 And a lot of news of the day.

00:02:22.000 There's not a lot of news of the day.

00:02:23.000 There's not.

00:02:24.000 There's very little because everyone's gearing up for the election.

00:02:28.000 Election.

00:02:28.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 Inauguration.

00:02:30.000 Well, the inauguration is the result of the election.

00:02:34.000 You don't need to fact check me this early on in the program.

00:02:39.000 So, because the inauguration is taking place tomorrow, everyone's waiting, they're resting up so they can professionally protest.

00:02:45.000 And we'll give you the protesting's greatest hits.

00:02:50.000 Did you guys see this last night? 0.99

00:02:52.000 The LGBTQ community decided to put on display their pride, their dance moves, and that usually means their penises, as you can see right here, outside of Mike Pence's house. 0.99

00:03:05.000 Classy. 0.99

00:03:05.000 Mike Pence's house. 0.99

00:03:06.000 They just decided to sit out there and dance and twerk.

00:03:09.000 And you know what?

00:03:11.000 Really got their message across.

00:03:12.000 If the United States was not hearing you before, LGBTQAI community, I think we feel you now. 0.98

00:03:18.000 We do.

00:03:19.000 I think you were just misunderstood.

00:03:21.000 I wasn't on board before, but... 1.00

00:03:22.000 When I see a man dancing in a thong with fake rubber tits... 1.00

00:03:26.000 I have empathy. 0.99

00:03:28.000 You understand your demographic.

00:03:31.000 Particularly when dancing at Mike Pence's house.

00:03:33.000 This is how real change comes about.

00:03:34.000 Rosa Parks.

00:03:36.000 Set on a bus.

00:03:37.000 Harriet Tubman.

00:03:39.000 Underground Railway. 1.00

00:03:40.000 You show your dick. 1.00

00:03:41.000 So, uh... 1.00

00:03:44.000 This...

00:03:44.000 Oh, do we have that clip?

00:03:46.000 Let's run this clip.

00:03:46.000 This is how passionate they were about dancing semi-nude at Mike Pence's house.

00:03:51.000 Mike Pence is going to take the second highest office in our country, and he has passed quite horrific anti-LGBT laws.

00:03:59.000 He has also taken staunch stances against the LGBT community, and we are not okay with that.

00:04:06.000 Is that so feroz? 0.97

00:04:08.000 Mmm.

00:04:09.000 Horrific anti-LGBTQ laws.

00:04:12.000 I know a Feras.

00:04:14.000 Take a guess the origin of that name.

00:04:17.000 CRJNF places where they throw you off rooftops. 0.99

00:04:20.000 You can dance to your little hearts.

00:04:23.000 Well, they hide the bodies down elevator shafts.

00:04:26.000 There's a difference.

00:04:27.000 When I say throw off rooftops, that means the terrorists.

00:04:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:04:32.000 So, horrific laws.

00:04:33.000 Really?

00:04:33.000 Can anyone name them?

00:04:34.000 Is it the fact that Governor Mike Pence disagrees with you?

00:04:37.000 Yes.

00:04:38.000 It's just, they just throw out the term horrific.

00:04:40.000 They could have been denied.

00:04:41.000 Oh yeah, well that must.

00:04:41.000 He has an R next to his name.

00:04:43.000 It fairs they could have been denied pizza at some point.

00:04:45.000 They could have been denied pizza at some point.

00:04:46.000 Maybe he asked them to get off his lawn.

00:04:48.000 I don't even think they were escorted.

00:04:49.000 Mike Pence didn't do anything.

00:04:50.000 He didn't even lift the shade.

00:04:51.000 No.

00:04:52.000 Alright, let's roll clip two. 0.95

00:04:53.000 Dance has historically been a really powerful symbol for the LGBT community.

00:05:00.000 So is AIDS. Someone say more powerful than dance.

00:05:04.000 Someone say that AIDS could almost bring a dancer to his knees because it's AIDS. Now, hold on, I know what you're thinking.

00:05:11.000 Hey, you're not allowed to say that AIDS is a gay person's disease. 0.95

00:05:16.000 Yes, I am. 0.93

00:05:17.000 Because it is.

00:05:20.000 Do you know the statistical likelihood of getting AIDS in the United States if you are a straight, relatively monogamous male?

00:05:28.000 0%.

00:05:29.000 I know you're wondering.

00:05:30.000 The statistical chance is 0%.

00:05:32.000 Now the chances go up about 400% if you're at a dance party in Mike Pence's backyard.

00:05:39.000 These are statistics that one should know the more you arm yourself with information.

00:05:43.000 I think we have one more.

00:05:44.000 Do we have one more clip to watch?

00:05:46.000 It allows us to tap into our bodies and use our bodies, use movement to promote a movement.

00:05:53.000 We are here and we will dance.

00:05:57.000 Oh my gosh.

00:06:02.000 Someone argued that you're tapping into one another's bodies too much, sir.

00:06:06.000 Yes.

00:06:07.000 That doesn't seem to be your problem is a lack of tapping into one's body, but I think I saw something there.

00:06:13.000 Can we replay that clip?

00:06:14.000 Did you see that?

00:06:16.000 That one?

00:06:17.000 Let's play it.

00:06:18.000 Use our bodies, use movement to promote movement.

00:06:23.000 We are here and we will dance.

00:06:25.000 You had a pretty busy weekend.

00:06:26.000 I didn't see it.

00:06:27.000 You took it as a sick day.

00:06:28.000 What happened?

00:06:30.000 I missed it.

00:06:31.000 We don't have to talk after the show.

00:06:33.000 Remember the pension we were talking about?

00:06:36.000 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 Not anymore.

00:06:37.000 So, as other protests continue, this is where the left is, their protest, right?

00:06:37.000 Oh.

00:06:42.000 Remember, they were safe spaces, and it seemed like, well, where are we going to go from safe spaces?

00:06:45.000 They no longer want to be offended.

00:06:48.000 They're protesting demanding safe spaces.

00:06:50.000 They were demanding racially segregated spaces on college campus.

00:06:52.000 I guess...

00:06:53.000 This is around the bend.

00:06:54.000 They're beyond parody.

00:06:55.000 How much worse can they get? 0.98

00:06:57.000 Well, they can twerk in Miley Cyrus costumes with rubber boobs at Mike Pence's house on the lawn. 1.00

00:07:06.000 That's one. 0.97

00:07:06.000 That's Wednesdays. 0.97

00:07:07.000 And then there's another one that happened this week.

00:07:09.000 In case, not to be outdone as far as immaturity, mind you, at Trump Tower, these people hosted, you're going to hear this, a cough in.

00:07:17.000 in.

00:07:18.000 Now I know what you're thinking, and it's exactly what it sounds like.

00:07:21.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:07:36.000 That was pretty gross.

00:07:40.000 That was real life.

00:07:41.000 It was real life.

00:07:42.000 For example, with leftists, they just have to ruin everything for everyone in the vicinity.

00:07:45.000 I bet you at Trump Tower, you know, I think, was that in New York?

00:07:48.000 I would assume it's New York.

00:07:49.000 I think that, well, yeah.

00:07:50.000 I think so.

00:07:51.000 So most of them would probably agree with these coffer inners.

00:07:51.000 There's a restaurant or something.

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 But you've just turned them off, and this is why Donald Trump has won.

00:07:58.000 The left, you have lost people who should be a gimme because you cough and they're oysters.

00:08:06.000 People don't like that.

00:08:07.000 This is why people don't respect you.

00:08:09.000 You know in that crowd there were some diseases being spread around in that coffin. 0.94

00:08:14.000 Are we talking about the gay dance party or are we talking about the coughing?

00:08:16.000 I'm talking about the coffin.

00:08:18.000 One could argue that there's some cross-pollination between the two groups.

00:08:22.000 We've received a lot of emails, a lot of comments, people who are mad.

00:08:22.000 All right.

00:08:25.000 We targeted Planned Parenthood this week quite a bit.

00:08:27.000 And on YouTube, a lot of the comments are saying, you know what?

00:08:29.000 They do a lot of good.

00:08:30.000 You're ignoring a lot of facts that are important.

00:08:34.000 Planned Parenthood, actually, abortion is really only a small amount of the services provided at Planned Parenthood.

00:08:40.000 Is that true?

00:08:41.000 Does Planned Parenthood have an abortion agenda, or do they actually help women?

00:08:44.000 I think we wanted to follow up here and educate you.

00:08:47.000 Take a guess.

00:08:48.000 I'm going to give you time's up.

00:08:49.000 It's all about abortions. 0.97

00:08:51.000 Ah!

00:08:51.000 I know.

00:08:52.000 Did I hold you in suspense?

00:08:53.000 You did.

00:08:54.000 You did.

00:08:55.000 I was going to not guess probably that.

00:08:57.000 I'm always keeping you guys guessing.

00:08:58.000 That's why you tune in every night.

00:09:00.000 According to their own numbers, 24-2015, 334,000 pregnancy resolution service cases at Planned Parenthood.

00:09:07.000 Abortions made up 323,000 of those.

00:09:12.000 It's not even close.

00:09:14.000 And here's something we had Abby Johnson on. 0.98

00:09:15.000 She's the former Planned Parenthood worker who came on the program, and she talked a lot about working at Planned Parenthood, how they sort of funge these numbers.

00:09:24.000 So it's important for you to know, I know this may get a little bit nerdy, may get a little bit statistical here, but let me hit you with this.

00:09:30.000 Let me give you an analogy.

00:09:32.000 If they say, you know, a small percentage of our services are abortions, if you go in, for example, let's say a woman goes in, by the way, 94% of people, women, who walk out of Planned Parenthood end up having an abortion.

00:09:46.000 Out of 10, 9.4 women.

00:09:49.000 The.4 is a midget. 0.98

00:09:51.000 I don't even know how to perform an abortion on a midget. 1.00

00:09:53.000 It seems like there would be complications that would be...

00:09:54.000 That would be...

00:09:55.000 It would make it harder.

00:09:56.000 It would?

00:09:57.000 I don't know.

00:09:58.000 And you could confuse the two.

00:10:00.000 You could confuse the fetus and the midget. 0.96

00:10:00.000 Can midgets have babies? 0.96

00:10:02.000 Can midgets have babies? 1.00

00:10:03.000 This is a legitimate question I want to know.

00:10:04.000 I know they can't swim.

00:10:07.000 How do you know that?

00:10:09.000 I saw it on Lifetime.

00:10:10.000 There was a reality show.

00:10:12.000 It was the highlight of my life.

00:10:13.000 There was a midget who shoved another midget in the ocean. 1.00

00:10:16.000 I had that on a loop for about an hour straight.

00:10:19.000 If it were a VHS tape, that part would have been very worn noticeably.

00:10:24.000 So 9.4 women who come out of Planned Parenthood have an abortion.

00:10:27.000 That's important to note.

00:10:30.000 This is how they'll calculate it.

00:10:31.000 Let's say a woman goes in for an abortion.

00:10:33.000 Okay?

00:10:34.000 She goes in for an abortion. 0.99

00:10:35.000 Every little thing they do is considered a service.

00:10:37.000 So she goes in for an abortion. 1.00

00:10:38.000 They have an examination from a doctor.

00:10:40.000 That's a service.

00:10:41.000 If there's a pap smear, that's a service.

00:10:43.000 If there's an ultrasound, they wouldn't want to do that.

00:10:45.000 That's a service.

00:10:46.000 If they have an abortion, that's a service. 0.97

00:10:48.000 If they're given birth control, that's a service.

00:10:50.000 To the point where every single abortion performed at Planned Parenthood will include...

00:10:56.000 Maybe five, six, seven services only one of them being an abortion. 0.99

00:11:00.000 Even though all of these other services Are there simply to support the abortion?

00:11:06.000 So that's important to know.

00:11:07.000 So this number a lot of people throw out, and we saw it on YouTube, 3% of Planned Parenthood services are abortions.

00:11:13.000 It's just an example.

00:11:14.000 If you say a lie enough, if you say it enough, people believe it.

00:11:18.000 You repeat a lie enough, it's not even close.

00:11:21.000 86%, 86%, they even published this in the Washington Post, of non-governmental procedures at Planned Parenthood are abortions.

00:11:26.000 So...

00:11:28.000 What they are trying to say is federal taxpayer dollars.

00:11:32.000 Federal taxpayer dollars are not funding abortions at Planned Parenthood, but they are funding Planned Parenthood, who by and large perform abortions.

00:11:39.000 That is their specialty.

00:11:41.000 Let me give you something else that's actually really disconcerting, and this is something a lot of people don't think about.

00:11:45.000 All those other services I'm talking about, a doctor's examination, maybe getting some birth control, they maybe cost a few bucks, maybe a few hundred bucks.

00:11:52.000 The abortion, you know how much that costs?

00:11:55.000 Well, it's on a sliding scale, right?

00:11:57.000 Depending on what you make. 0.97

00:11:58.000 Because Margaret Sanger hated the African Americans back then, Negroes, as she commonly referred to them. 0.99

00:12:02.000 The average price of an abortion – I'm going to guess it's a big sale. 0.97

00:12:05.000 It's a big sale.

00:12:06.000 It's $1,500.

00:12:07.000 Yeah.

00:12:07.000 So anyone else who's ever worked in retail – and that's what these people are doing.

00:12:12.000 They're merchants of death.

00:12:13.000 The cheap hit man. 0.96

00:12:14.000 Understands that they are trying to upsell.

00:12:16.000 So they can send you out with some birth control. 0.63

00:12:18.000 They can have you with an examination, a doctor's examination, say, you know what?

00:12:21.000 Keep the baby.

00:12:22.000 But they have an incentive to sell the abortion because that's their big ticket item. 1.00

00:12:26.000 And that's what Abby Johnson, who worked at Planned Parenthood, said she was coached on doing.

00:12:31.000 Many former employees of Planned Parenthood, some current employees, have specified this.

00:12:35.000 They are encouraged to sell their money-making product.

00:12:38.000 They don't do mammograms.

00:12:39.000 They can't even do them.

00:12:41.000 Despite what I think Elizabeth Warren said, I don't know if it was Elizabeth Warren or what's her name?

00:12:45.000 Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:47.000 Oh, it's two blonde. 0.98

00:12:47.000 Just two blonde spirit cookers. 0.98

00:12:49.000 I hate them both and I get them confused. 0.98

00:12:51.000 I get them confused.

00:12:52.000 Because my hate is equal.

00:12:54.000 One has a D perm, a blonde D perm, and one faked being Native American. 0.77

00:12:59.000 That's how you remember it.

00:13:01.000 That's how you know.

00:13:01.000 Kind of like every good boy deserves fudge.

00:13:03.000 That's how you remember the musical notes.

00:13:04.000 Yeah.

00:13:04.000 One of them claimed she was Pocahontas.

00:13:06.000 The other is just bad in general.

00:13:09.000 What's the acronym you're thinking of, Ben?

00:13:11.000 Well, I can't...

00:13:13.000 I don't know it off...

00:13:14.000 It's a very long acronym.

00:13:15.000 We need to shorten it.

00:13:17.000 I'm not saying that it's a perfect memory hook.

00:13:20.000 So, $1,500 for an abortion. 1.00

00:13:22.000 They are incentivized to upsell.

00:13:24.000 If you're in there and you're in there and you don't want to have an abortion, they have an incentive to push you in that direction.

00:13:31.000 And they do that.

00:13:33.000 Planned Parenthood is effectively becoming, not becoming, they've always been, they're salesmen. 0.94

00:13:38.000 They're nothing more than awful, terrible, used car salesmen. 0.75

00:13:42.000 It's about as good-looking a cervix as I've ever seen. 0.93

00:13:44.000 It'd be a shame to ruin a hoo-ha setup like that with a baby. 1.00

00:13:48.000 I know you only came in for a checkup now, but have you ever considered an abortion?

00:13:54.000 But I wanted to keep my baby, though.

00:13:56.000 Keep my baby, sanctity of life, nothing.

00:13:58.000 What you need right there is an abortion. 1.00

00:14:00.000 And Crazy Pete has got some good news for you!

00:14:03.000 Here at Crazy Pete's Planned Parenthood, I'm offering abortions at prices so low, people think I'm crazy!

00:14:08.000 That's right!

00:14:09.000 Here at Planned Parenthood, we're offering abortions on a sliding scale based on income.

00:14:14.000 That means the less you make, the less you pay!

00:14:16.000 Here at Planned Parenthood, we have a history of which we are tremendously proud.

00:14:21.000 One where Margaret Sanger wanted to ensure quality abortions at affordable prices set up across the lowest income earners in urban centers of America. 1.00

00:14:29.000 I'm so crazy about affordable abortions that I'm practically giving them away!

00:14:33.000 I might as well be throwing my profits in the trash!

00:14:36.000 That's how much I care about you!

00:14:39.000 Even better, if you have some ethnicity, you have some ethnicity in you, we'll slash your prices in half! 1.00

00:14:44.000 I'm talking to you, people of color!

00:14:46.000 That's right, it's called the Margaret Sanger Special. 0.99

00:14:49.000 Every Negro must go! 1.00

00:14:51.000 Thanks to federal funding and our slide-and-scale payment system, colored folk practically pay nothing at all! 1.00

00:14:58.000 Even better, if you come on down to Crazy Pete's Planned Parenthood in the next fiscal quarter, with every abortion, I'm throwing in a free mammogram, but only a referral.

00:15:08.000 So what are you waiting for?

00:15:09.000 Lose that baby weight and let Crazy Pete and Planned Parenthood do all the heavy lifting. 1.00

00:15:13.000 Come on in for a limited time only and we'll throw in a free baby coffin. 1.00

00:15:17.000 Just come on down to Crazy Preach Planned Parenthood Abortion Guard or call 555-5455. 0.89

00:15:23.000 Safe, legal, and rare.

00:15:25.000 How about fun, fast, and free?

00:15:27.000 Call 555-5455 and Crazy Preach will turn that catchphrase into your reality.

00:15:33.000 That's 555-5455.

00:15:36.000 For the sliding scale Negro discount, free mammogram referral, and baby coffin at a price so low, you'll think I'm crazy! 1.00

00:15:44.000 Crazy Beats, Planned Parenthood, Abortion Barn, killing babies and slashing prices! 0.97

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00:16:00.000 Don't bother me.

00:16:01.000 I'm sleeping.

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00:16:10.000 I'll see what I can do.

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00:16:15.000 I know.

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00:17:23.000 whole show is fly.

00:17:24.000 Have Clint Howard come up after the break.

00:17:26.000 Hey! 0.99

00:17:26.000 Here's something that caught my eye today. 0.99

00:17:28.000 A lot of things catch my eye.

00:17:29.000 What are you bringing that back in?

00:17:31.000 I just want to dance. 0.97

00:17:32.000 There's a time for dancing, and there's a time for mocking Muslims. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Is that... 0.94

00:17:38.000 Which one's this?

00:17:39.000 It's the second one.

00:17:40.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:41.000 It's the second one.

00:17:42.000 It's always B. It's always B on this program.

00:17:45.000 So, uh...

00:17:47.000 This is a statistic that I found surprising, but then when I thought about it, it wasn't.

00:17:50.000 And when I thought about what we've written on the website at lotofcrowder.com, I realized this actually is right in line with what I've been reading, what we've been writing about.

00:17:59.000 Contrasting with the United States, in Germany and in the UK, a majority of people want the full-body burka, the full ninja.

00:18:08.000 They want it banned.

00:18:10.000 Contrasted with only 25% of Americans.

00:18:13.000 69% in Germany favored a full Burka ban.

00:18:17.000 50% in Britain.

00:18:20.000 Oh, sorry, only 29% in the U.S. Maybe they know something we don't know.

00:18:26.000 Think about that for a second.

00:18:29.000 For example, they don't have the over-the-border crisis that we have here, the illegal immigration crisis.

00:18:34.000 That was a big issue on which people were voting with Donald Trump.

00:18:37.000 The wall resonated with people.

00:18:38.000 People are tired of immigrants who don't want to assimilate, who come here breaking the law. 1.00

00:18:44.000 We want people to sign the guestbook on the way in.

00:18:46.000 When it comes to Europe, they've dealt with the rapey migrant crisis that we haven't yet. 1.00

00:18:52.000 And I think we have some footage here from Germany and these countries.

00:18:55.000 Look at the shifting demographics and it's in a way that obviously these people in Europe are getting a little bit tired of because even Angela Merkel has basically declared that multiculturalism hasn't worked.

00:19:06.000 They're as progressive as you could possibly imagine.

00:19:08.000 When you think of Europe, you usually think of them as further along the trail to the left than the United States.

00:19:13.000 But then you get to a certain point where reality sets in and there in Europe and there in Germany, it's no longer a politicized issue.

00:19:21.000 It's an issue of statistics.

00:19:22.000 It's an issue of crime.

00:19:24.000 It's an issue of how people live their lives.

00:19:26.000 It's no longer...

00:19:27.000 Here, the Democrat Party kind of has...

00:19:29.000 They have a corner on appearing tolerant, on hashtag not all Muslims, on hashtag tolerance, right? 0.78

00:19:35.000 So let's bring in as many migrants here. 0.70

00:19:37.000 Or Justin Trudeau there, the Canadian Prime Minister, who said, if you kill your enemies, they win.

00:19:42.000 So we just put them in our cabinet instead.

00:19:44.000 I think he's a fundamental misunderstanding of how war works. 1.00

00:19:48.000 That guy's a jackass. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Mr. 1.00

00:19:50.000 Trudeau. 1.00

00:19:50.000 If you kill your enemies, they win. 1.00

00:19:53.000 Okay. 1.00

00:19:53.000 What happens if they rape your women and hear the lamentation of your villagers? 1.00

00:19:57.000 Sounds like they win. 1.00

00:19:59.000 That's one for you, sound logicist.

00:20:02.000 I don't know if that's a word, logicist.

00:20:03.000 That's not a word.

00:20:04.000 That's definitely not a word.

00:20:04.000 Not a word.

00:20:05.000 Logician?

00:20:06.000 There needs to be a noun for someone who uses logic.

00:20:08.000 Well, think about this.

00:20:08.000 You're in the UK right now, right?

00:20:10.000 It's England.

00:20:10.000 You've been tolerant and you've been open-armed and all that gay stuff.

00:20:14.000 And all of a sudden...

00:20:15.000 You have neighborhoods, no-go zones, which the media claimed didn't exist.

00:20:19.000 There are over 900, by the way, no-go zones.

00:20:22.000 Cops don't even show up.

00:20:23.000 People are beating the hell out of their women. 1.00

00:20:26.000 Women who go in these no-go zones are at risk.

00:20:28.000 We had Lauren Southern on.

00:20:29.000 We've had Tony Bugle on.

00:20:30.000 People who've talked about Western women, Western European women who go into these no-go zones are threatened.

00:20:35.000 You don't even have to be an Islamic woman anymore.

00:20:37.000 People don't feel safe in their own neighborhoods.

00:20:38.000 These are people who don't want to become a part of the British way of life.

00:20:41.000 They don't want to become a part of the German way of life. 1.00

00:20:43.000 And these people are, they love their socialized health care.

00:20:46.000 They love all the free stuff.

00:20:48.000 They're where Bernie Sanders wants us to be.

00:20:50.000 But for some reason on this issue, they are so much further to the right than Americans that we can't even find them on a map. 0.63

00:20:59.000 No.

00:20:59.000 It just baffles people.

00:21:01.000 I watch it on Twitter and stuff.

00:21:03.000 People just can't even...

00:21:04.000 They're so confused.

00:21:06.000 Police are on record saying that there was a connection. 0.72

00:21:09.000 Sweden, now the rape capital of the West. 0.67

00:21:12.000 Sweden. 0.99

00:21:13.000 When you think Sweden, you used to think bikini team. 0.96

00:21:15.000 Now you think violent rape. 0.98

00:21:16.000 Lots of rape. 1.00

00:21:17.000 Lots of rape. 1.00

00:21:19.000 You think your bed folds into a bookcase and being raped. 1.00

00:21:23.000 That's what Sweden is known for.

00:21:25.000 Some hockey players, some cheap furniture that lasts you about a year.

00:21:29.000 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 Eight months.

00:21:31.000 And harm to orify.

00:21:33.000 Yeah.

00:21:35.000 It's just a bloodbath.

00:21:36.000 That is the proper plural of orifice.

00:21:38.000 Oh, is it? 0.94

00:21:38.000 It's a different term for rape. 0.94

00:21:40.000 I felt like we said raped too much.

00:21:42.000 Rape? 0.99

00:21:42.000 You do say rape a lot on this show. 0.99

00:21:44.000 Well, you have to when you're discussing Islam. 0.97

00:21:46.000 It's a part of their culture.

00:21:47.000 We're honoring it.

00:21:48.000 So we even talked about this.

00:21:49.000 Remember in Cologne, Germany?

00:21:51.000 There were a bunch of attacks, and I think this is a big reason the Americans aren't quite up to speed, because the media deliberately, and this is an act of media malpractice, it's kind of annoying when they do it with Donald Trump and say, hey, Donald Trump said something on Twitter that he didn't say.

00:22:02.000 It's mildly annoying.

00:22:02.000 When it comes to actual rape statistics, when it comes to actual victims of sexual assault, it's media malpractice.

00:22:08.000 And they've done this many times.

00:22:09.000 They've claimed there was sexual assault when there was no proof.

00:22:11.000 People like Lena Dunham, people like Amy Schumer.

00:22:13.000 You look at the Mattress Girl, Columbia University. 0.99

00:22:18.000 Rolling Stone, UVA, right?

00:22:20.000 They falsely claimed that, and then they falsely cover up when actual incidents of rape occur.

00:22:24.000 Cologne, Germany, this is where there were countless sexual assaults at a New Year's Eve.

00:22:29.000 This was in 2015, going on 2016.

00:22:32.000 This was not the one where Don Lemon was drunk.

00:22:34.000 This was the one before that.

00:22:34.000 Oh, the other one.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, it was the other one.

00:22:36.000 Well, to be fair, Don Lemon's always drunk on New Year's Eve.

00:22:38.000 He is always drunk on New Year's Eve.

00:22:38.000 He just isn't always put on a network.

00:22:41.000 Though I hope he's put on every single network.

00:22:44.000 I would actually tune in.

00:22:46.000 See you, man.

00:22:48.000 I am going to have a relationship.

00:22:53.000 I'm looking at you, Anderson.

00:22:55.000 I couldn't believe that they allowed Don Lemon on the air.

00:22:59.000 So we wrote about this at Ladder with Crowder, the Cologne attacks in Germany.

00:23:02.000 And the police have since gone on record saying there was a direct correlation.

00:23:06.000 Police were then handing out pamphlets to try and solve this issue.

00:23:09.000 Please don't rape.

00:23:11.000 They were handing out anti-rape pamphlets to Muslim refugees.

00:23:13.000 So we wrote about it.

00:23:14.000 Snopes, Snopes, by the way, one of the sites that Facebook will use as the backbone in determining fake news, if they still want to use fake news as a term after the BuzzFeed debacle, said that our article was mostly false.

00:23:27.000 First off, our article was an opinion article on the absurdity of passing out please don't rape pamphlets.

00:23:33.000 Okay?

00:23:34.000 Yeah.

00:23:35.000 So they label it mostly false.

00:23:36.000 But we know better, Snopes.

00:23:38.000 What they labeled false was that these pamphlets were not printed in 2015 for the Cologne Germany rape attacks.

00:23:45.000 They were printed for Islamic refugees in 2013.

00:23:48.000 They just happened to be passed out in 2015 en masse because, well, there was a lot of rape. 0.72

00:23:54.000 So...

00:23:56.000 One for Snopes.

00:23:58.000 That's how they see this.

00:23:59.000 We didn't say that these came hot off the press for the 2015 mass rape in Cologne.

00:24:07.000 We said, isn't it absurd that a civilized, a Western European country, for any reason, let alone having to print them by volume at Kinko's, has to pass out pamphlets telling people how to not rape their fellow human beings?

00:24:23.000 That was the point of our article.

00:24:25.000 Now, Snopes labeled it fake news.

00:24:29.000 Therefore, Facebook could label our story fake news.

00:24:33.000 There's nothing about it that was fake.

00:24:35.000 What's fake is Snopes fact checking. 0.93

00:24:37.000 And if you read the original article, it was just talking about how silly, how ridiculous it was. 0.63

00:24:41.000 I can't believe we've gone this far. 0.92

00:24:42.000 It wasn't breaking news.

00:24:43.000 They just freshly printed no rape pamphlets in Germany.

00:24:48.000 I'll mention my dear.

00:24:48.000 We have to pass this out because these people are getting raped in record numbers?

00:24:52.000 And Snopes goes, hold on a second.

00:24:53.000 Those were printed in 2013.

00:24:54.000 It couldn't be less relevant. 0.96

00:24:57.000 Just like a report with no corroboration on Donald Trump and Russian hookers pissing on the linoleum floor. 0.97

00:25:05.000 And these are the people who have been trusting for fake news. 0.92

00:25:07.000 You know what you want to know?

00:25:08.000 I guarantee you, in that gay party on Mike Pence's backyard, you have producers for CNN and ABC and NBC. Matter of fact, I know for a fact...

00:25:18.000 I've seen them at hotels.

00:25:19.000 Party animals.

00:25:20.000 I know for a fact a guy who works at ABC who would be at those parties.

00:25:24.000 Because I've seen him at those parties before.

00:25:26.000 I was watching on air one time.

00:25:28.000 Why were you at those parties?

00:25:29.000 Is that Jay?

00:25:30.000 His name is not Jay.

00:25:30.000 I remember sitting there going, is that Jay?

00:25:32.000 Well...

00:25:33.000 Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

00:25:34.000 I wasn't even surprised.

00:25:35.000 These are the people. 0.90

00:25:36.000 They have much more in common with those naked dancers and the Snopes folks who will tell you that, listen, let's get off the rape thing. 1.00

00:25:44.000 These pamphlets, they rape, but the pamphlets weren't printed.

00:25:46.000 The people in the media have much more in common with them and they try to get together and congregate and say, hey, let's decide on what's fake news.

00:25:51.000 And now it came back.

00:25:53.000 It absolutely bit them. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Bit them in the ass! 1.00

00:25:56.000 And they don't know what to do. 1.00

00:25:57.000 I think Snopes is more for, like, email forwards and, like, things your grandma posts on Facebook.

00:26:03.000 It's not for investigating.

00:26:04.000 No, no. 0.99

00:26:05.000 It's a place where you post pictures of prairie dogs' testicles. 0.99

00:26:08.000 Betty White was baited in. 0.99

00:26:11.000 That's a good saying.

00:26:11.000 Yeah, Betty White.

00:26:13.000 Here's one thing.

00:26:13.000 Since we're going to have some good news, and we'll get to Clint Howard.

00:26:15.000 Betty White, I love this.

00:26:16.000 Did you see this with Katie Couric?

00:26:17.000 First of all, the good news is she's alive.

00:26:18.000 She trains all the time.

00:26:19.000 And she's still alive every time.

00:26:22.000 There are no Betty White in third world countries. 0.98

00:26:24.000 I'm waiting for Betty White to see Betty White's trending, think Betty White died, and subsequently die from a heart attack at the shock.

00:26:31.000 Well, that's what we call purgatory. 0.94

00:26:33.000 Yeah.

00:26:33.000 It's a perpetual Betty White hashtag death.

00:26:36.000 Well, no, that's not purgatory.

00:26:37.000 At that point, you're talking about hell.

00:26:39.000 So you're getting your religions properly. 0.99

00:26:43.000 Just mixing some reincarnation in there, and you'll have offended an entire half the globe.

00:26:50.000 Betty White was baited by Katie Kirk. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Katie Kirk tried to bait her, which I'm amazed that Katie Kirk will show her face after the Carly Fiorina. 1.00

00:26:56.000 The absolute thrashing at the hands of Carly Fiorina with Katie Kirk.

00:27:00.000 That was an example of a bubbly, nice-enough woman who could read prompter versus a razor-sharp woman who'd actually accomplished a multitude of goals in life.

00:27:14.000 Katie Couric, Carly Fiorina.

00:27:15.000 If you haven't seen it, go Google it.

00:27:16.000 Oh my gosh.

00:27:17.000 I use it to rock myself to sleep every night when my wife's not here.

00:27:21.000 I play it and I get very comfortable with myself.

00:27:23.000 Katie Couric tried to bait Betty White into trashing Donald Trump. 1.00

00:27:27.000 And God bless Betty White...

00:27:29.000 This is what went down.

00:27:30.000 It's hard for some people to be positive right now because there's so much negativity from the highest office in the land, or soon to be, to everybody and their brother putting things out on social media.

00:27:43.000 It almost feels toxic, doesn't it?

00:27:46.000 It does.

00:27:47.000 It really does.

00:27:48.000 And so many people think negatively.

00:27:51.000 It's like, oh, you know what I hate?

00:27:54.000 Oh, I hate this.

00:27:56.000 Instead of, all right, I'll get through this.

00:27:59.000 But you know what I love?

00:28:01.000 Then, all of a sudden, you start lifting up a little bit.

00:28:04.000 But if you start with, you know what I hate, you're going to go right down the tubes.

00:28:10.000 Now, you know what's funny?

00:28:12.000 If you don't realize what you're watching, Katie Couric basically just said, don't you hate this? 1.00

00:28:16.000 And she said, no, bitch! 1.00

00:28:19.000 Oh! 1.00

00:28:20.000 I don't spend time hating on things.

00:28:22.000 Here's something else.

00:28:23.000 Just so you know, Betty White, if you watch this, cannot possibly be a modern leftist. 1.00

00:28:29.000 She can't be a liberal.

00:28:30.000 Now, she might not be a Trump fan.

00:28:31.000 She might not be a card-carrying Republican.

00:28:33.000 But it only would help Betty White's career at that point to say, oh, yeah, I can't believe the Trump thing.

00:28:39.000 This is horrible.

00:28:40.000 If a celebrity so much as sidesteps an opportunity to bash Trump, guaranteed, 100%, they are not a leftist.

00:28:47.000 Because we have a big tent.

00:28:49.000 Conservatives, you can have a Vince Vaughn, who was a Ron Paul supporter, who's a libertarian.

00:28:52.000 You can have a Gary Sinise, who's an old-fashioned Bob Hope, traditional conservative, big troop supporter.

00:28:57.000 You can have a Penn Jillette, who's an atheist, libertarian, hardcore libertarian.

00:29:02.000 You can have someone like Scott Baio, who's a Scott Baio.

00:29:06.000 The point is that you can have all the different...

00:29:08.000 Or maybe even some Clint Howard's.

00:29:09.000 Maybe even some Clint Howards will be coming up after this break.

00:29:12.000 The point is, you can't pin down a conservative, but you can easily pin down a leftist in these interviews, and you can easily pin down when someone is not a leftist.

00:29:22.000 Any person who was not conservative or who was not at least somewhat moderate, right-leaning, would have answered that question with, I know, isn't Trump horrible?

00:29:32.000 You know why?

00:29:32.000 Because then you get invited to the cool Hollywood parties.

00:29:34.000 But Betty White don't care. 1.00

00:29:36.000 And you know what?

00:29:37.000 She left us with a lesson that I think was pretty important to think positively.

00:29:40.000 Maybe that's why she's still alive.

00:29:41.000 That and lots of gin.

00:29:42.000 Lots of gin.

00:29:43.000 We'll be back with Clint Howard.

00:29:45.000 I think he drinks gin.

00:29:46.000 It's got to be something.

00:29:47.000 Dormio.

00:29:57.000 Dormio.

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00:30:03.000 What are you doing?

00:30:03.000 Oh, you're here.

00:30:05.000 Get out! 0.98

00:30:06.000 Hey, I was actually thinking.

00:30:07.000 Get out of my bed.

00:30:08.000 We should do some Dormillo commercials, like sketches.

00:30:11.000 Maybe you and I could get some.

00:30:15.000 Maybe two.

00:30:17.000 Like, side by side, like Bert and Ernie, maybe?

00:30:20.000 We could do it that way.

00:30:21.000 How about no mattresses and I throw you in the pool? 0.64

00:30:23.000 Get out of my bed.

00:30:24.000 Well, just think about it.

00:30:25.000 I see socks.

00:30:27.000 Get out! 0.98

00:30:27.000 Get back to me when you want. 0.98

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00:31:29.000 right, glad to be back.

00:31:29.000 He's laughing at us, our guests, right away.

00:31:32.000 Gosh, this is how it starts.

00:31:34.000 No, no, you don't get to call this off.

00:31:35.000 This is the show.

00:31:37.000 You've seen him in, what is it, Jordan, 200-something?

00:31:41.000 He's got over 235 television and film credits.

00:31:47.000 Clint Howard, thank you for being with us, sir.

00:31:49.000 That dance move with your shoulders.

00:31:52.000 It's a skill like anything else.

00:31:53.000 If it's repeatable, I'd save that and do that again because that could be a chick magnet for you. 0.94

00:31:59.000 Well, you know what?

00:32:01.000 Ironically, it's a dude magnet.

00:32:02.000 For some reason, this is a mating call for the West Hollywood bar scene.

00:32:06.000 Oh boy.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, that and the yellow bandana.

00:32:09.000 You know, listen, to each his own, and whatever floats your boat.

00:32:14.000 No, the problem is they think, to me, their own, and they get handsy, and so it's an ongoing problem.

00:32:20.000 But you know what?

00:32:21.000 I think you're safe with the Pittsburgh Steelers thing.

00:32:24.000 I don't think that's really big in the fabulous community.

00:32:27.000 Oh, yeah, I don't know.

00:32:29.000 Listen, I don't really focus on Boy Boy's action when I'm talking about the Steelers.

00:32:34.000 Well, yes, exactly.

00:32:36.000 So, Clint Howard, I mean, it's one of those things where you don't even know where to start.

00:32:41.000 Jordan's just chomping at the bit.

00:32:42.000 You have something you wanted to ask?

00:32:43.000 My brother here is producing in studio.

00:32:45.000 One of my favorite movies is Rock and Roll High School, and, of course, you played Eagle Bauer in that, and that was, you know, I always think of that movie.

00:32:53.000 I know that was a long time ago, but so many things...

00:32:56.000 Do you have something that people specifically usually relate to the most?

00:33:00.000 Because it's such a body of work, you know, they can pick anything.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, it's a variety of things.

00:33:06.000 I mean, there are people, of course, that remember me from Star Trek, you know, when I played little Balok in the Corbinite Maneuver, all those Star Trek geeks, they love that.

00:33:14.000 Well, I don't think I like being called Star Trek geeks, but yes.

00:33:17.000 Oh, wait, hold on.

00:33:18.000 I met, I had an audition for George Lucas, and this was for Star Wars.

00:33:23.000 And it was back in the day they were seeing everybody.

00:33:26.000 They weren't sure what I was right for or anything, but I was on the map, and Ron had worked for George in American Graffiti.

00:33:33.000 So I had an audition.

00:33:36.000 And I went into the room, and Francis Coppola was there in the room, and I'm like all nervous.

00:33:41.000 George spins around in his chair, and the very first thing he says to me is, Commander Bailock, Corbinite maneuver.

00:33:48.000 Wow.

00:33:49.000 And that screwed everything up.

00:33:51.000 I was going to say, it's flattering, but you probably don't get the part because Star Trek, Star Wars, we can't do it.

00:33:56.000 Well, it also threw me off my game.

00:33:58.000 I'm thinking to myself, George, get a life.

00:34:05.000 And so, but no, I've talked to you.

00:34:08.000 Listen, one thing about the Star Trek people.

00:34:10.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 Big income earners.

00:34:14.000 Really?

00:34:15.000 I would have thought it stopped at big.

00:34:17.000 No.

00:34:18.000 I'm talking about people that were willing to fly from England to Las Vegas and spend five days going to a Star Trek convention and have three costumes with them and they have money.

00:34:35.000 Well, they may not necessarily have money.

00:34:36.000 They could just be spending it all for you.

00:34:40.000 They also could be felons.

00:34:42.000 They could be stealing.

00:34:42.000 You don't know.

00:34:43.000 Those costumes are pretty expensive.

00:34:45.000 Well, yeah, but I didn't really get the vibe of strong-arm robbery with these people.

00:34:50.000 Well, not strong-arm robbery.

00:34:52.000 It would be flaccid-arm robbery, but the criminal offense is the same.

00:34:56.000 Flaccid is a good word.

00:34:57.000 Yeah.

00:34:58.000 Believe me, I've heard it all my life.

00:35:01.000 I just started hearing it not a little while ago, so, you know, it's brand new to me.

00:35:06.000 Well, then you are swinging above your batting average, sir, at your age.

00:35:10.000 Count your lucky stars.

00:35:12.000 I saw a clip of your show, and it was better than this.

00:35:15.000 Yeah, well, I don't know what you saw.

00:35:17.000 It depends on what you had been imbibing when you watched it.

00:35:20.000 That's entirely the litmus test.

00:35:24.000 So, no, but people right now are tuning in.

00:35:26.000 You're kind of...

00:35:27.000 And I say this respectfully.

00:35:28.000 I say this appreciatively.

00:35:29.000 Right now, people are tuning into this, watching it.

00:35:31.000 They're going...

00:35:32.000 Is that Clint Howard?

00:35:33.000 You have that reaction from people.

00:35:35.000 Have you noticed that?

00:35:36.000 Because you appear in so much.

00:35:39.000 Do you ever worry?

00:35:41.000 And we'll get to sort of the political stuff.

00:35:42.000 I think people know that you're more to the right of center in a lot of ways.

00:35:45.000 You're patriotic.

00:35:46.000 But do you ever feel like maybe you almost run the risk when you do so much work as you do that you almost are a character that transcends film?

00:35:53.000 Because people are like, hey, that's Clint Howard.

00:35:56.000 They've seen you so much.

00:35:57.000 Yeah, but if a person waited and was trying to pick and choose and really trying to carve out their own career, they're gonna miss.

00:36:08.000 I mean, first of all, the casting directors aren't even casting.

00:36:12.000 It's the man upstairs that's figuring it all out, one way or another.

00:36:17.000 And I was raised by my dad, Rance Howard, 88 years old, going strong, still acting, that, you know what, if you don't take the job, somebody else will.

00:36:27.000 Right.

00:36:27.000 So it's better to work than not work, and also work begets work.

00:36:32.000 That's true.

00:36:36.000 Being known, oh well.

00:36:38.000 I'm Ron's brother.

00:36:40.000 And the majority of people, that's going to be the go-to kind of reaction.

00:36:44.000 See, I don't think of it that way.

00:36:46.000 My brother and I, we've been like, oh gosh, we're going through the list.

00:36:50.000 Yeah, he wasn't that.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, he wasn't that. 0.89

00:36:52.000 Ron's brother, maybe just from arrogant leftists who want to give you one. 0.78

00:36:57.000 Well, yeah.

00:36:58.000 Listen, Ron is a, first of all, Ron's a really good guy. 1.00

00:37:01.000 And he sits on the wrong side of the table and he's an idiot. 0.99

00:37:08.000 But he's a good guy, and I love being his brother. 0.99

00:37:13.000 In fact, he's a better older brother than he is a movie director, and he's an outstanding movie director.

00:37:19.000 He is a very fantastic—well, I didn't want to make this about Ron, but he is a fantastic film director in the sense that Ron bridges that gap where he can do big-budget films, and it still has a sense of humanity to it.

00:37:30.000 You know, Cinderella Man, for example.

00:37:33.000 It's one of my favorites ever. 0.90

00:37:35.000 And that's an example where you can take a big-budget film, big-name stars, and it can be every bit as good as these pretentious indie films, which sometimes suck.

00:37:42.000 You know, you can have great indie films, but he is the master at that, I would say.

00:37:46.000 He really loves telling stories.

00:37:49.000 Yeah.

00:37:49.000 And he loves, oh, well, Frank Capra was not an idol, but, you know, he really respected Frank and his work.

00:37:57.000 Yeah.

00:37:58.000 Ron just appreciates kind of showing humanity and showing man's better nature or the classic, you know, climb the mountain against all odds.

00:38:10.000 In Cinderella Man, Renee Zellweger's role, I mean, the movie was about Jim Braddock, of course, but Ron really was focusing on the strong woman in that, you know, movie.

00:38:24.000 Listen, Movie making is hard, and there's a lot of luck involved.

00:38:30.000 It's almost like the movie gods have to come down and kiss something for it to really take off.

00:38:35.000 Right.

00:38:36.000 But I am so proud of him because, listen, I was working for him when I was 10 years old.

00:38:41.000 He was cajoling me into being his little short film.

00:38:45.000 Really?

00:38:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:47.000 No, actually, a film that he won second place in a national contest.

00:38:53.000 It was a Kodak student film contest.

00:38:57.000 He won 100 bucks.

00:38:59.000 But before we started filming, I said, listen, I want a 50-50 split. 0.80

00:39:04.000 I want 50 points.

00:39:06.000 Of the first dollar.

00:39:08.000 So when Ron got the news and got the check, a hundred bucks, I was up the stairs at his door saying, where's mine?

00:39:18.000 And Ron got really upset, and it was a thing where Dad had settled the dispute.

00:39:24.000 And sure enough, he promised he made a deal.

00:39:27.000 50-50.

00:39:28.000 And I got the money.

00:39:30.000 Well, you know what?

00:39:30.000 Jordan, actually, his first film festival, he won at the Kodiak Short Film Festival.

00:39:35.000 But his prize was getting mauled by a Canadian bear.

00:39:38.000 And it was disappointing for everybody involved.

00:39:40.000 And also, it was a violation of the Native Species Act.

00:39:42.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:39:42.000 Was it disappointing for him?

00:39:44.000 No, it was disappointing for the bear, because Jordan didn't put up much of a fight.

00:39:48.000 Yeah, and then the Endangered Species Act, they get into play, as we know, and it's just one big thing.

00:39:53.000 Was he sued?

00:39:54.000 Was he sued?

00:39:55.000 Jordan sued the bear, which is why he was so disappointed.

00:39:58.000 Oh, I see.

00:39:58.000 He felt that he had acted in good faith with, you know, mano a mano, and then Jordan hired a lawyer with a lot of vowels in his last name, and the bear was all but upset.

00:40:08.000 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

00:40:09.000 Was there a sex tape that was produced after the fact, or?

00:40:13.000 Yes, and they adapted that into The Revenant, but that scene got cut.

00:40:18.000 Okay, so you said your brother loves to tell stories about humanity, sort of the better nature.

00:40:25.000 What is it that made you want to get into performing, made you want to get into acting?

00:40:30.000 What is it that inspires you in that sense?

00:40:32.000 Because everyone has something.

00:40:33.000 Well, I've been in the business for 55 years.

00:40:36.000 I'm 57 years old.

00:40:38.000 I've been a professional actor for 55 years, so I can't tell you when I got started, as far as what I was thinking.

00:40:45.000 I wasn't really paying attention until I was about seven.

00:40:50.000 I like giving the audience a little twist.

00:40:57.000 Yeah.

00:40:59.000 I personally get a kick out of going that extra little bit to not necessarily surprise the audience, but just give them something they're not expecting.

00:41:11.000 And I always, you know, Dad has mentioned this, and as an actor, even a little junior actor, I always had the confidence, and I always had sort of the, not the enthusiasm, but, you know, when they said do it, by God.

00:41:27.000 I did it.

00:41:27.000 When they said kick the guy, you know, I kicked him.

00:41:30.000 And I'm not afraid to get out there.

00:41:34.000 And I think I've managed to turn that into where I end up with some pretty funky roles.

00:41:39.000 Yeah, you keep people guessing.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, well, listen, the only thing I don't like guessing on is when they're going to send me the check.

00:41:46.000 Yes, well, then stay away from your brother, apparently, based on his track record.

00:41:50.000 No, no, no.

00:41:51.000 He gains pretty well.

00:41:52.000 He used to.

00:41:53.000 But, you know, the fact is, is show business is not my life.

00:41:56.000 It's my job.

00:41:57.000 Yeah.

00:41:58.000 Now, I'm good at it, and I love being an actor, and I've done some writing, and I've done some producing, but, you know, life is my life.

00:42:07.000 Well, and I want to get into that, because you've, I don't want to sort of out you in any way, but I think people know that you're more to the right of center.

00:42:14.000 I'm conservative, yeah.

00:42:16.000 Yeah, okay, you're conservative, good.

00:42:17.000 good.

00:42:17.000 And your brother's not at all.

00:42:20.000 He's been very vocally pretty liberal.

00:42:22.000 And I know you say you disagree with him.

00:42:23.000 Do you guys have those discussions a lot?

00:42:25.000 Or is it just sort of off the table and you don't talk about it when you have your family get together?

00:42:29.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:42:30.000 Ron, First of all, Ron and I are really close.

00:42:32.000 Yeah.

00:42:33.000 And just the other day, we got into a big one.

00:42:36.000 Uh-oh.

00:42:37.000 Uh-oh.

00:42:40.000 Yeah.

00:42:44.000 And I'm going, who are you listening to?

00:42:47.000 And of course he's going to believe that because he's listening to all of his buddies.

00:42:51.000 But it was just the way he got so serious.

00:42:55.000 And we went at it pretty good because we have some specific issues, conservative, liberal, conservative, progressive, that we disagree on.

00:43:07.000 And we always end our conversations with, hey, I love you.

00:43:11.000 Right.

00:43:11.000 It could be heated.

00:43:13.000 It could get nasty.

00:43:14.000 And it has a couple of times.

00:43:15.000 So what would you say are your big delineating issues?

00:43:17.000 Would it be fiscal?

00:43:18.000 Would it be social?

00:43:21.000 What would you say is where that divide is more clear with you and Ron?

00:43:24.000 Well, size of government and the responsibility of government in society.

00:43:31.000 And Ron's one of those guys.

00:43:33.000 I think he's a closet socialist.

00:43:36.000 And what he wants is he wants the government to run things correctly.

00:43:41.000 And just the thing is, they want their people installed to run it.

00:43:46.000 And that's a disaster.

00:43:48.000 Socialism in any form is going to end up being at the end of a barrel of a gun.

00:43:53.000 Well, I notice he's not doing all of his movies with the National Film Board of Canada, right?

00:43:57.000 So he likes having his own freedom when it comes to making his films.

00:44:02.000 I'm sure you've taken part in some of those.

00:44:03.000 They are generally awful when government makes movies.

00:44:06.000 Yeah.

00:44:08.000 Actually, I haven't done a lot of government propaganda films.

00:44:11.000 No, not government propaganda, but there's funding for films.

00:44:14.000 It's a wing of government in Canada, the National Film Board of Canada.

00:44:17.000 Oh, yeah, no. 0.99

00:44:18.000 When they get involved, it usually sucks. 1.00

00:44:20.000 Well, most films usually suck. 0.99

00:44:24.000 That's true. 0.99

00:44:25.000 It really does make you appreciate it.

00:44:26.000 It makes you appreciate good films when you see ones that are so bad.

00:44:29.000 You're like, oh gosh, we were just watching Don't Breathe.

00:44:32.000 Did you see that film, the scary film?

00:44:34.000 They go to rob a blind man.

00:44:37.000 Are you asking me if I saw that movie?

00:44:39.000 Yeah, did you see that movie?

00:44:40.000 No.

00:44:41.000 No.

00:44:41.000 But it was really good.

00:44:42.000 There aren't a lot of great thrillers anymore.

00:44:44.000 It seems like that's a genre that doesn't get a ton of attention.

00:44:46.000 And we watched it.

00:44:47.000 We were like, oh, this is really good.

00:44:48.000 It was tense.

00:44:49.000 And then you go and you watch five that they're trying to build up tension and it just doesn't happen.

00:44:53.000 You go, it makes me really appreciate that film don't breathe.

00:44:56.000 So maybe that's the magic of filmmaking.

00:44:58.000 It makes you appreciate when things don't suck.

00:45:02.000 Well, I always hear...

00:45:04.000 Being in the business has spoiled it for me.

00:45:06.000 Because I can't look at a movie the way most people can.

00:45:10.000 I look and see what time of day they were shooting the shot.

00:45:15.000 I can tell normally when a guy's first day of work was on a movie.

00:45:21.000 Or I can see when, oh, this looks like the end of the production.

00:45:24.000 Look, he looks all beat up.

00:45:26.000 And look, his makeup on his collar.

00:45:27.000 Yeah.

00:45:28.000 You know, so I can't, it's hard for me to follow a movie in a narrative sense and really get pulled in by the story.

00:45:34.000 Right.

00:45:35.000 You know, that makes sense.

00:45:36.000 That was, you know, I find that, Jordan, are you that way?

00:45:37.000 Because my brother went to film school.

00:45:39.000 You know what? 0.94

00:45:40.000 I'm actually, I've gotten, I'm kind of the opposite of that way where I get, I'm kind of dumb with movies. 0.63

00:45:45.000 I just kind of...

00:45:46.000 I follow where it leads me sometimes, and I can actually sit and enjoy it a little more than a lot of my friends who can't, who are pointing out everything that's wrong.

00:45:54.000 I'm not with stand-up.

00:45:55.000 That's why I can't do stand-up to me.

00:45:57.000 It was like, oh, it's like I'm at work if I watch a stand-up set because I'm going, oh, that was a good tag, or oh, he could have cut this, and sometimes it takes away the joy.

00:46:04.000 So you literally are doing sort of an autopsy of somebody's stand-up routine if you're there watching it.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, and that's actually a big reason why I just don't like doing it anymore.

00:46:12.000 I stopped enjoying it, period, because it was no longer flowing and natural, and it just kind of became like, you know, when you study something too much, you get too close to it, you kind of lose the beauty of the big picture.

00:46:23.000 I did stand-up one time, and I did it in Las Vegas at the Mint.

00:46:28.000 And it was actually really cool.

00:46:31.000 They were doing a comedy show before they tore the Mint down, obviously.

00:46:34.000 I mean, that would be kind of weird if I was doing a show at the Mint and I made it torn it down.

00:46:38.000 Not for Clint Howard.

00:46:39.000 But I'll tell you, I did my jokes, and I was getting a few laughs, and I survived the first guy getting up and leaving.

00:46:46.000 Yes.

00:46:47.000 And then I started, I cursed.

00:46:50.000 I dropped a couple of F-bombs, and I got laughs.

00:46:54.000 And I ended up kind of finishing my little seven-minute set or whatever it was by cursing.

00:47:00.000 Yeah.

00:47:00.000 And I felt so bad because it's like my biggest laughs were F-bombs.

00:47:05.000 Right.

00:47:06.000 And also, too, I wrote those jokes and some of them were kind of funny and some of them weren't, but it's like people were going to want to hear the funny ones again.

00:47:17.000 Right.

00:47:17.000 And as an actor in film and television, when I do something well, I like to move on.

00:47:23.000 Yeah.

00:47:23.000 Right.

00:47:24.000 I'm not a repeater.

00:47:25.000 The idea of doing comedy just didn't, you know, I just assumed, leave it to the professional.

00:47:31.000 Yeah, it is.

00:47:32.000 It can definitely get repetitive.

00:47:33.000 And you are creating.

00:47:34.000 It really is one of the most pure forms, I would say, of performance art.

00:47:37.000 But yeah, it definitely is.

00:47:38.000 You know, that's why a lot of comedians end up becoming really depressed, I think.

00:47:41.000 That, and I also think there's just some brain chemistry.

00:47:42.000 It takes a special kind of person to want to go on there by themselves without a net and sort of...

00:47:48.000 They fillet their brain open, and it really is exposing.

00:47:51.000 Oh, man.

00:47:53.000 I've never been so nervous in my life.

00:47:55.000 Yeah.

00:47:56.000 It is tough.

00:47:57.000 Well, not Gay Jared has opened up now for me. 0.97

00:47:58.000 But you didn't really care, because people were there to see me, and you were just kind of like, if I bomb, I bomb.

00:48:02.000 I bomb, I bomb. 0.97

00:48:03.000 If I die, I die. 1.00

00:48:05.000 And you did bomb, so... 0.99

00:48:09.000 I wrote for him.

00:48:11.000 He went up on himself.

00:48:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:14.000 It's it is.

00:48:16.000 It is remarkable.

00:48:16.000 So, OK, let me ask you this.

00:48:17.000 Have you found some satisfaction?

00:48:19.000 I know you're a nice guy and obviously you love your brother and you get along.

00:48:22.000 But have you found some satisfaction in watching that entire city just lose its collective mind over Donald Trump?

00:48:29.000 Oh, no, not at all.

00:48:31.000 No.

00:48:32.000 We had Dennis Miller on and he was like, you know, no, I guess I don't have that chip.

00:48:35.000 I was like, really?

00:48:36.000 You're making me feel bad because I'm just loving watching this.

00:48:39.000 Because we know they're not going to get hurt.

00:48:40.000 They're not getting killed.

00:48:42.000 They just don't like that they lost.

00:48:44.000 And man, is it funny how they're misbehaving.

00:48:47.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:48:48.000 When I woke up on November 9th, it was...

00:48:53.000 I had a smile on my face and I couldn't get rid of it all day.

00:48:57.000 And a friend of mine, I think you know, and I'm not going to drop his name because it's already been done too much, We were talking on the phone.

00:49:04.000 He was working on a show.

00:49:06.000 And he called it, well, I guess I'm in that basket of deplorables.

00:49:12.000 And he said that his set, that he was working that day, was absolutely vacuum silent.

00:49:21.000 Because they had all been so cocksure.

00:49:24.000 Yeah.

00:49:25.000 That their little Hillary Clinton was going to be the president. 0.98

00:49:28.000 They weren't even thinking.

00:49:29.000 And, you know, I felt exactly the opposite.

00:49:32.000 I knew those polls were not right.

00:49:34.000 Yeah.

00:49:35.000 I knew that it was going to be awfully close.

00:49:37.000 As it turned out, it was very close.

00:49:39.000 Right.

00:49:39.000 And I am certainly, no, I am so happy.

00:49:43.000 And there is nothing wrong with watching them squirm on the end of a line.

00:49:48.000 Yeah, okay.

00:49:49.000 It makes me feel better about myself.

00:49:52.000 It certainly makes us feel better about ourselves, because we pretty much scan through the news to find those stories and laugh at them.

00:49:59.000 Oh, no, I love the fact, and they're still awkwardly Right.

00:50:20.000 Right.

00:50:23.000 Well, they've been in business.

00:50:25.000 A lot of them have made money and have been around a lot of people that have done really well for themselves in the free market.

00:50:31.000 Yeah.

00:50:32.000 You know, I think you're right.

00:50:33.000 But I think you're right.

00:50:35.000 However, I do think that a lot of actors, for example, who just – they hit it big.

00:50:40.000 A lot of these big stars, they kind of – they hit it and they make a lot of money.

00:50:43.000 But a lot of them have never employed someone or run a budget as far as running a business.

00:50:47.000 Never cut a check for somebody else.

00:50:48.000 A lot of people, they skip, because pretty much everyone else in America, to get to that point where you're making that kind of money, generally you have an employee, you have two, you have three, you grow, there's that expanding period, and they've kind of hopscotch that to the big check, and I don't think they're aware of what it takes for everyone else in America to make that kind of money.

00:51:06.000 I don't know where...

00:51:07.000 Did they go to school?

00:51:08.000 Did they learn anything?

00:51:10.000 See, I think that's the problem, is for about 30 years, the left has completely monopolized the educational system.

00:51:17.000 And in higher education now, it's, what is it, 90% liberal?

00:51:23.000 Professors.

00:51:25.000 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 Well, they have now...

00:51:27.000 Raised and put into the world little lefties that are now teaching our children.

00:51:33.000 It sounds like a comic strip in the back of the newspaper.

00:51:35.000 A little lefty?

00:51:36.000 Oh, I had an abortion.

00:51:37.000 What is this?

00:51:39.000 Molly, the green dinosaur, is crying tears, rivers of tears, because the earth is getting overrun by the thing.

00:51:50.000 I think conservatives, if there's anything we can be faulted for, is, you know, 20 years ago when it was sort of happening.

00:51:56.000 Because I'm 57.

00:51:58.000 I was beginning to see it in high school.

00:52:01.000 And I was beginning to see, wait, that's propaganda.

00:52:04.000 That's an agenda.

00:52:05.000 That's...

00:52:06.000 You know, so they've had a head start at education, which is indoctrination.

00:52:11.000 Right.

00:52:12.000 And I feel like that's a...

00:52:14.000 It's almost checkmate, because there's just so many people that believe the progressive line.

00:52:20.000 Well, I think...

00:52:20.000 I will tell you this, if it gives you any hope.

00:52:21.000 I think that's changing, if only because a lot of young people, you know, they always have this tendency to want to rebel.

00:52:27.000 And I've seen a lot of young people want...

00:52:29.000 The establishment is no longer their parents telling them, eat your vegetables, you know, don't do drugs.

00:52:32.000 The establishment is all of their professors...

00:52:36.000 Every film they watch, every TV show they watch, telling them to think a certain way.

00:52:39.000 And that's why more of them split in this election than before.

00:52:43.000 I think they're not buying it.

00:52:45.000 But I don't think it's checkmate.

00:52:47.000 I think there still needs to be some more convincing because it was close.

00:52:50.000 But I do think a lot of these young people can be convinced.

00:52:53.000 Well, I tell you what, convincing is going to be, the proof is in the pudding.

00:52:58.000 And Mr.

00:52:59.000 Trump, in a couple of days, I'm going to get to call him President Trump, he's going to have an opportunity to guide the ship for a while.

00:53:08.000 And it's hard.

00:53:11.000 One time I heard Newt Gingrich say this, that turning around Turning around America is going to be like moving a huge supertanker.

00:53:20.000 It takes a long time to turn one of those babies around.

00:53:24.000 And just Donald Trump, he might just be the right person at the right time because he's got pretty thick skin and he knows how to play the game.

00:53:34.000 The idea that he has sort of taken the press out of play a little bit with his use of Twitter.

00:53:40.000 It is, to me, fascinating.

00:53:43.000 Yeah.

00:53:44.000 He's also taken the entertainment industry out of the political play.

00:53:46.000 They can still make movies and TV shows, but they don't have the influence they once did because he can go straight. 1.00

00:53:50.000 It's like all these celebrities come together, make a video, and Trump just says, that's trash, it's total crap. 0.99

00:53:55.000 And everyone's like, oh, okay, all right, I believe him. 1.00

00:53:57.000 And they're furious.

00:53:58.000 They're in their death throats. 0.99

00:53:59.000 But I hate to cut you off.

00:54:01.000 So Clint Howard, you don't really have anything to plug because you're Clint Howard.

00:54:04.000 We have to have you back, though.

00:54:06.000 Well, you know what?

00:54:07.000 Seriously, I would love to come back and contribute.

00:54:10.000 Listen, I believe in America, and I think that the sort of...

00:54:14.000 See, being conservative does not mean we're stuck in the mud.

00:54:18.000 Right.

00:54:19.000 And, you know, the narrative of a liberal is a much easier narrative to sell.

00:54:23.000 Sure.

00:54:23.000 And I just want to try to sell the conservative narrative, and we're not hillbillies with, you know, we're stuck with ideas.

00:54:33.000 Sure.

00:54:34.000 I want the country to move forward.

00:54:36.000 I just want us to do it in a very sane, sensible manner.

00:54:41.000 Absolutely.

00:54:41.000 Clint Howard, we will have him back.

00:54:43.000 A lot of with Crowder Daily now that we get to have these conversations with all different kinds of people.

00:54:47.000 Stay tuned, and we'll be back with more.

00:54:49.000 Clint, thank you very much, sir.

00:54:51.000 Oh, no problem.

00:54:52.000 Have a good one.

00:54:58.000 Hey, glad to be with you.

00:54:59.000 How often do you hear me do live reads?

00:55:01.000 Well, about once a week now.

00:55:03.000 It's become a more routine, I guess you could say.

00:55:05.000 Thanks to Clint Howard.

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00:57:26.000 We're just dancing.

00:57:27.000 He doesn't understand passion.

00:57:28.000 He confuses it with violence.

00:57:30.000 Well, he saw you make the pew-pew sign with your hands and he thought that was a gun. 0.98

00:57:33.000 Are you just speaking like you're sick? 0.84

00:57:35.000 No, I'm talking.

00:57:37.000 All right.

00:57:38.000 Well, listen, we have our next guest coming on so people know when they hear this, the sound, the sound that I'm doing to Hulk Hogan here waiting for it.

00:57:46.000 All right.

00:57:46.000 I guess maybe we're not going to have her theme music coming out.

00:57:48.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:57:49.000 There we go.

00:57:51.000 That's not royalty free.

00:57:52.000 That's not at all.

00:57:53.000 We should probably just tune that out really quickly.

00:57:55.000 Courtney Kirchhoff at Courtney Scoffs.

00:57:57.000 Thank you, Courtney, for being with us.

00:57:58.000 How are you?

00:57:59.000 Thanks for having me.

00:58:00.000 Look at this.

00:58:01.000 She's in the black.

00:58:01.000 Look how she's in there.

00:58:02.000 She's with the necklace going on.

00:58:03.000 She's very fetching. 0.99

00:58:04.000 I tried to be more like Darth Vader tonight.

00:58:07.000 You know, we had a guest who had some very kind words for you.

00:58:10.000 Really?

00:58:11.000 Yeah, but off camera.

00:58:11.000 I can't tell you who.

00:58:12.000 To the point, borderline creepers.

00:58:15.000 That's about right.

00:58:16.000 Let's just start this off and make her as uncomfortable as possible. 1.00

00:58:18.000 Sounds about right.

00:58:19.000 Hey, listen, some people are complaining, saying that this is not live.

00:58:22.000 It is live, Tyler, or sorry, Luke Van Lonen.

00:58:27.000 He said, call Trump president in a couple days.

00:58:29.000 This segment is pre-taped, isn't it?

00:58:31.000 Well, we just proved that it wasn't, didn't we, Courtney?

00:58:33.000 Oh.

00:58:33.000 Yeah, this is real happening right now.

00:58:36.000 It is.

00:58:37.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:58:38.000 Clint Howard was pre-taped because he was on Los Angeles time.

00:58:41.000 We can't get out of that one because someone will see there was a clock behind him.

00:58:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:46.000 Damn clocks. 1.00

00:58:47.000 Well, the clock is very slimming, so it's not a bad idea to put it behind you. 0.99

00:58:51.000 Hey, Courtney, are you going to be taking part in the women's marches?

00:58:55.000 I am not.

00:58:57.000 They don't want me there.

00:58:58.000 Why?

00:58:59.000 Because they don't... 1.00

00:58:59.000 I think it's okay to kill babies. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Oh. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Right.

00:59:03.000 Even though traditionally the March for Life is in January at about this time, so I'm pretty sure this is appropriation.

00:59:09.000 It's March appropriation.

00:59:10.000 It's March appropriation.

00:59:12.000 And it's life appropriation because they take something that celebrates life and make me want to kill myself.

00:59:19.000 Yeah.

00:59:20.000 There was a trend on Twitter about renaming the Women's March.

00:59:24.000 Yeah.

00:59:24.000 I put mine in there as the DC migration of land-dwelling butter whales.

00:59:29.000 Because that's pretty much what it is.

00:59:31.000 I think you just fit as many insults as you could in there, but I don't know that it's necessarily cohesive.

00:59:37.000 I don't think a butter whale is...

00:59:38.000 What's a butter whale? 0.85

00:59:39.000 I don't know.

00:59:39.000 It's a feminist.

00:59:41.000 Go with it.

00:59:41.000 Now, it is a slight insult to butter, which I love.

00:59:44.000 It's true.

00:59:46.000 It's also a slight insult to whales.

00:59:47.000 Yeah.

00:59:48.000 Which seems unnecessary.

00:59:49.000 I picture a butter whale, I picture just a whale breathing in and going...

00:59:53.000 And then you're dropping a stick of butter in its blowhole, and then you've got Pete on you.

01:00:00.000 Did no one else literally picture that as the very first thing?

01:00:03.000 Sometimes I wish I could snort butter.

01:00:06.000 You have snorted butter.

01:00:08.000 What do you mean, wish?

01:00:08.000 Why are you playing?

01:00:09.000 Look, he's playing all coy right now.

01:00:11.000 He hasn't snorted butter.

01:00:12.000 I will hear more about childhood Carter stories if this is what you guys wrote to.

01:00:15.000 It would make a lot of sense.

01:00:18.000 It wouldn't.

01:00:19.000 It explains a lot if you guys snorted butter.

01:00:20.000 No, it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

01:00:22.000 So, Courtney, have you been following the Women's March that's going to be occurring?

01:00:24.000 Because this seems right up your alley of things to hate and seethe about.

01:00:29.000 So I looked up their website.

01:00:32.000 I was just like, no.

01:00:35.000 Well, in fact.

01:00:36.000 But I did find the URL. I would love to just kind of watch them.

01:00:41.000 Look, it's pretty predictable.

01:00:43.000 It's a bunch of feminist, liberal women who are unhappy with themselves, and they're going to complain about issues that aren't actually issues. 1.00

01:00:51.000 So they think that, you know, they believe everything that they've heard on CNN or MSNBC from Rachel Maddow about Trump, that he's somehow this Horribly sexist, racist, Hitler figure, and they're going to lose all of their rights.

01:01:05.000 Right. 0.93

01:01:06.000 No.

01:01:07.000 Well, save for the butter whales.

01:01:09.000 That remains to be seen.

01:01:11.000 Well, look, I've said about feminism many times. 1.00

01:01:15.000 I think feminists are just using sexism as an excuse for their failures in life. 1.00

01:01:20.000 So, um, most women are able to succeed without feminism and saying all the time, like, Oh, it's sexism. 1.00

01:01:30.000 That's why I can't get ahead. 1.00

01:01:31.000 No, you can't get ahead because you're a horrible person. 1.00

01:01:33.000 You're terrible. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Oh, you make people miserable at your workplace. 1.00

01:01:40.000 All of these things.

01:01:41.000 That's why you fail.

01:01:41.000 It's not because there's this patriarchy that's after you.

01:01:44.000 But the women doing this march, they think that Trump pretty much embodies the patriarchy. 1.00

01:01:50.000 Well, he kind of does do that.

01:01:52.000 There's a tweet right now.

01:01:53.000 Someone says, does Courtney Scuffs have a cardboard stand-up of Jesse Waters?

01:01:58.000 No!

01:01:59.000 No, it's Henry Cavill.

01:02:01.000 It was a birthday present from Stephen.

01:02:04.000 It's true.

01:02:04.000 I'm not kidding.

01:02:05.000 No, it was a birthday present.

01:02:06.000 It was Henry Cavill.

01:02:07.000 Although that life-size cutout, it's bigger than actual size.

01:02:11.000 So you'd be disappointed if you met him.

01:02:13.000 Bigger than life.

01:02:15.000 Also bigger than Henry Cavill.

01:02:16.000 It doesn't need to be bigger than life.

01:02:17.000 That's true.

01:02:17.000 Actually, though, you know what?

01:02:19.000 In his defense, he's slightly larger than a box of life cereal.

01:02:22.000 He's got that going for him.

01:02:24.000 A few chemical enhancements and some green screen?

01:02:27.000 He becomes Superman.

01:02:28.000 Okay, so Courtney has no idea.

01:02:31.000 This has gone completely off.

01:02:33.000 Butter Slug is more fitting, says Ice Princess. 0.82

01:02:36.000 Okay, well, how about you become a writer and then you can make up names for the feminists? 1.00

01:02:40.000 I'm taking suggestions.

01:02:42.000 I'm actually looking for feminist name suggestions. 1.00

01:02:45.000 How about Bitch? 1.00

01:02:47.000 I said, how about bitch? 1.00

01:02:50.000 Yeah, then I have to go all, you know, cuss young people. 1.00

01:02:54.000 You have to apologize, it's true.

01:02:55.000 Yeah, you're like, oh, I'm sorry, trigger warning, I know.

01:02:58.000 That's insulting female dogs. 1.00

01:02:59.000 It's not the way it's called.

01:03:00.000 It's true, and Courtney has quite a few female dogs. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Courtney, do you ever plan on actually going down and just, like, mingling with them just to learn their ways, sort of like gorillas in the midst? 0.94

01:03:10.000 I know there was.

01:03:12.000 I've actually been to a few March for Life's myself.

01:03:16.000 No, no, no, not March for Life's.

01:03:17.000 I'm talking about the March for Misery. 0.80

01:03:20.000 These feminists are always there to protest people who don't want to kill babies. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Right. 0.96

01:03:26.000 And they're always, they're the stereotype. 0.98

01:03:28.000 They're smelly and gross, and you wonder, why do you actually need an abortion? 0.99

01:03:33.000 Who's sleeping with you? 1.00

01:03:35.000 That's true.

01:03:37.000 That's the same type.

01:03:39.000 I mean, I would go.

01:03:40.000 I could go.

01:03:41.000 I wouldn't learn anything.

01:03:42.000 I would need to take several showers afterwards.

01:03:45.000 You could learn.

01:03:46.000 I'm interested in saving the planet and conserving water.

01:03:49.000 Courtney, we talk about on this show, you can learn from anybody, including the butter whales.

01:03:54.000 This is true.

01:03:55.000 What would I learn? 0.98

01:03:57.000 What would I learn that I don't know now from angry feminist handbeasts? 1.00

01:04:02.000 That's a very good question. 0.95

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 Because you don't fully understand them.

01:04:06.000 So for example, let's say, I'm trying to just figuratively, let's say someone like Elena Dunham is there, okay?

01:04:11.000 Right, okay.

01:04:12.000 You learn how to live, you learn first off how to be a child-defending sex molester, but to get away with it by writing about it in your autobiography, scot-free.

01:04:23.000 Except, see, I'm past that.

01:04:25.000 I'm no longer a child.

01:04:26.000 I'm in my 30s now.

01:04:27.000 No, no, no.

01:04:27.000 You'd be molesting the child.

01:04:28.000 That's what Lena Dunham did. 1.00

01:04:30.000 So you're never too old for child molestation when you're Lena Dunham.

01:04:33.000 Okay.

01:04:34.000 She's never too old to lose the magic.

01:04:37.000 Oh, and I could claim that I'm actually younger than I am because trans. 0.85

01:04:40.000 I could be trans age.

01:04:41.000 That's true.

01:04:42.000 You could be trans age. 0.99

01:04:43.000 I could feel like I'm 16.

01:04:44.000 Like Steph-on-knee. 0.98

01:04:45.000 Steph-on-knee is still my favorite transgender name.

01:04:48.000 Steph-on-knee.

01:04:49.000 Okay, hold on.

01:04:50.000 We have a couple of tweets coming in here.

01:04:51.000 Someone said something about if it was Jesse Waters.

01:04:54.000 Hold on a second.

01:04:56.000 I can't read your...

01:04:56.000 It has the cardboard cutout.

01:04:58.000 Come on, people.

01:04:59.000 I can't read Tyler Stroud's tweet because it's far too profane.

01:05:04.000 I need to see here what I... Frumpasaurus Rex is a suggestion for feminists. 1.00

01:05:09.000 A little too much.

01:05:10.000 It's too much to me.

01:05:11.000 It's too wordy.

01:05:12.000 Too wordy.

01:05:13.000 Too many syllables.

01:05:13.000 Too wordy.

01:05:14.000 But when you're reading it, that's okay.

01:05:16.000 You wouldn't use it on your show, but I can use it in a post. 0.99

01:05:18.000 Well, let's put that in the semifinals right next to the bracket with insufferable bitches. 1.00

01:05:24.000 It's all in the nose. 0.99

01:05:26.000 That's the whole point.

01:05:30.000 It's going to trigger my mind as being mean to butter whales.

01:05:30.000 Hold on.

01:05:33.000 Whaling is illegal.

01:05:34.000 Well, people are getting...

01:05:34.000 All right.

01:05:36.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:05:38.000 Someone photoshopped my face on Clint Howard's body.

01:05:41.000 Clint Howard's face on my body.

01:05:43.000 Courtney, this is all happening.

01:05:44.000 So I'm just proving to people...

01:05:45.000 Is that an improvement?

01:05:46.000 Retweet this so I can pull it up.

01:05:47.000 Did that improve things?

01:05:49.000 Is that...

01:05:50.000 Is that kind of like peanut butter and chocolate together?

01:05:52.000 It makes it better?

01:05:54.000 I don't understand the peanut butter and chocolate.

01:05:54.000 That's horrible.

01:05:56.000 I don't understand that fixation at all.

01:05:58.000 Oh, Angelina Ball decided to split the difference. 1.00

01:06:00.000 She says, a butter bitch. 1.00

01:06:05.000 Edward the Sound Guy doesn't mind that one. 1.00

01:06:07.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:06:08.000 Butter bitch. 1.00

01:06:08.000 No? 1.00

01:06:08.000 Butter bitch? 1.00

01:06:09.000 It's alliteration, so I kind of like that. 0.99

01:06:11.000 It tickles my English major fancy.

01:06:14.000 Lou's brown mustache says engorged neon harpies.

01:06:19.000 That's actually pretty funny.

01:06:21.000 Come on, you have to write that one down and hyperlink to Lou's brown stache.

01:06:29.000 That's one to use.

01:06:30.000 There are some things about Twitter, it's like, God, Twitter is such a sewer.

01:06:34.000 But then when you guys send these things, I don't know, it redeems Twitter a little bit.

01:06:39.000 Engorge Neon Harpies. 0.96

01:06:40.000 Lose brown mustache.

01:06:41.000 If you are not a Mug Club member, send us another tweet.

01:06:43.000 We will make sure that you are a Mug Club member. 1.00

01:06:45.000 There you go.

01:06:45.000 There's Courtney with her mug.

01:06:46.000 Look at her.

01:06:46.000 That's not Courtney.

01:06:48.000 That's...

01:06:49.000 That's the Clint Howard.

01:06:50.000 Can Courtney see it?

01:06:52.000 Can Courtney see that?

01:06:54.000 I can't see it.

01:06:54.000 What?

01:06:55.000 I can see it.

01:06:56.000 Here it comes.

01:06:56.000 Do I have to show my cup again?

01:06:58.000 Mug.

01:06:58.000 Get it.

01:06:58.000 No, no.

01:06:59.000 There's a Clint Howard in me.

01:07:00.000 You see that?

01:07:00.000 Oh, God.

01:07:03.000 Well, you know what?

01:07:05.000 I like how his skin matches yours, but yours doesn't his. 1.00

01:07:09.000 I don't think there's anybody whose skin tone matches Clint Howard.

01:07:12.000 I think that's the impossible task.

01:07:15.000 It's sort of like the riddle to which there is no answer.

01:07:18.000 Never comes.

01:07:19.000 One door leads to certain death, one leads to freedom, and no one matches Clint Howard's skin tone.

01:07:24.000 Funny enough, that was the script for the Pagemaster 2.

01:07:26.000 Never got made to the screen.

01:07:27.000 Never got made.

01:07:28.000 That's because Macaulay Culkin was on heroin.

01:07:31.000 All right, Courtney, what's coming up on Loud or with Crowder?

01:07:33.000 What are we writing about here this week?

01:07:36.000 Oh, I'm assuming tomorrow there's going to be a lot of liberal meltdowns.

01:07:41.000 And I'm really excited about that.

01:07:41.000 Yep.

01:07:43.000 Okay.

01:07:44.000 So it's a wonderful time to be alive and in this business.

01:07:48.000 We've got job security for the next four years at least.

01:07:51.000 This is true.

01:07:52.000 People are just coming undone.

01:07:54.000 Yeah.

01:07:55.000 They really are.

01:07:56.000 It's so delicious.

01:07:57.000 It makes our job very easy.

01:07:58.000 And you and Jared, not gay Jared, are going to have a show coming up in the future on the Fridays. 0.76

01:08:03.000 It's true.

01:08:04.000 Hopefully Jared gets his act together.

01:08:06.000 True story.

01:08:07.000 We've got sharing notes.

01:08:09.000 How many days now?

01:08:10.000 Is it 51?

01:08:11.000 Stay on the 12-step program, Jared.

01:08:13.000 And Courtney, we have to go because we have to wrap the show up in a nice bow.

01:08:15.000 Where can people find you?

01:08:17.000 They can find me on Twitter, at Courtney Scoffs.

01:08:19.000 Why don't always people put the at in front?

01:08:21.000 I know it's like a habit now, but everyone has the at symbol in front.

01:08:24.000 We don't need to say at Courtney Scoffs, just Courtney Scoffs at work. 1.00

01:08:28.000 I disagree because otherwise I might try and follow you on Snapchat and then it's just a bunch of pictures of penises. 0.97

01:08:32.000 Courtney Scoffs, thank you very much for being on the program. 0.98

01:08:36.000 We will go.

01:08:37.000 We will come back and wrap the show up.

01:08:39.000 And a very nice ribbon for you.

01:08:40.000 Is that going to be our bump?

01:08:42.000 Or do we have to go into a bump from that?

01:08:44.000 We should probably go into a bump.

01:08:46.000 Nix it.

01:08:47.000 Nix it.

01:08:47.000 Nix the Darth Vader.

01:08:48.000 Nix it.

01:08:49.000 That's just for me.

01:08:49.000 It's not very nice.

01:08:50.000 No, go away! 1.00

01:08:51.000 Hang up on Courtney. 1.00

01:08:53.000 Send her out to the Butter Whales. 1.00

01:08:55.000 She's gone.

01:08:56.000 Send her out to the... 1.00

01:08:57.000 She's gone.

01:08:58.000 She needs to be exiled with the Butter Whales right now. 1.00

01:09:00.000 This is ridiculous. 0.99

01:09:01.000 All right. 0.99

01:09:02.000 Let's hit a bump.

01:09:02.000 We'll wrap this show up in a very nice little ribbon for you.

01:09:05.000 Nice big ribbon if you're a feminist. 1.00

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01:11:37.000 Almost lost my headphones for a second there.

01:11:40.000 Almost lost my theme song.

01:11:41.000 Was that the same theme song you played in with Ann?

01:11:44.000 Did you replay the same song?

01:11:46.000 Gotta get on your bump game, man.

01:11:48.000 Gotta get on my bump game.

01:11:49.000 Next week, we have coming up...

01:11:51.000 Who do we have?

01:11:51.000 We have Artie Lang.

01:11:52.000 We have Cassie J. We have Dave Rubin.

01:11:54.000 I don't know.

01:11:55.000 We have a bunch of people coming up next week.

01:11:56.000 I'm always impressed with the guests we keep having, and they're only gonna get better.

01:11:59.000 Only gonna get better.

01:12:00.000 Unless they get worse.

01:12:01.000 Which can happen after they've seen Not Gay Jared at Mike Pence's house.

01:12:06.000 Or Crazy Pete's abortion, Planned Parenthood abortion emporium. 0.96

01:12:12.000 We're going to get letters.

01:12:14.000 I'll be on a conference call with people at CRTV tomorrow, I have no doubt.

01:12:19.000 We were going to have a great week next week.

01:12:21.000 Listen, if there's one thing to take away this week, we're going into the inauguration tomorrow.

01:12:25.000 So I know that for some of you, when you watch this or hear this, things have changed.

01:12:30.000 But I'm willing to predict that things are going to get pretty ugly, both before and after.

01:12:35.000 We may have something scheduled to deal with the protests at the inauguration.

01:12:39.000 Who knows?

01:12:40.000 We may have to go in disguise now, because people recognize us.

01:12:45.000 People?

01:12:45.000 Sometimes these things happen.

01:12:46.000 They're onto our schemes.

01:12:48.000 So, but I will say, consistency is so important here, because what's made our lives so easy tonight is just showcasing the left...

01:12:59.000 Barack Obama eight years ago and today.

01:13:02.000 Showcasing their values four years ago and today.

01:13:06.000 It was all about civility and unity and we need to get together to protect, to support the president.

01:13:13.000 Come on! 0.61

01:13:13.000 And now he's not my president. 0.61

01:13:16.000 Now he's an illegitimate president.

01:13:18.000 It was all about peace, no violence, and now let's put noxious gashes in the air vents for Donald Trump's inauguration.

01:13:27.000 It was, hey, listen, we're the non-confrontational people.

01:13:30.000 Now, it's about violence.

01:13:32.000 We nursing the public.

01:13:32.000 It's Black Lives Matter.

01:13:34.000 It used to be, hey, there's gridlock in Washington, D.C. We need to work together.

01:13:37.000 Now, we're going to hammer any cabinet appointment to Donald Trump, and we're going to make sure that they have their name dragged through the mud.

01:13:45.000 And they can't have a possible career.

01:13:47.000 So, I know it's tempting.

01:13:49.000 For me, it was creepy when they pledged allegiance to a president back then.

01:13:52.000 It's creepy now.

01:13:53.000 And I know that it's easy to get giddy and get so excited with how horribly the left has behaved.

01:13:58.000 But you do need to keep your eye on the prize.

01:14:01.000 And we need that trail of breadcrumbs to get us back.

01:14:05.000 It is those principles.

01:14:06.000 It is those values.

01:14:07.000 And if Donald Trump gets away from that, we've got to call him on it.

01:14:09.000 Because you know what?

01:14:32.000 See you next week.

Louder with Crowder - January 20, 2017

#110 TRUMP INAUGURATION MELTDOWN! Clint Howard Guests | Louder With Crowder

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