Louder with Crowder - #155 EUROPE SUCKS! Gavin McInnes and Clint Howard

00:00:00.000 *Mario plays* Now, ISIS has spared no expense this go-around double-six-six, and I regret to inform you we have received some complaints regarding your expensive taste and technical accidents, so please do try and use a gentle hand with these utilities.

00:00:28.000 I understand.

00:00:29.000 As I'm sure you're quite aware by now, things here aren't always as they seem.

00:00:34.000 For example, take this what appears to be an average daily wristwatch.

00:00:39.000 Of course, if you look closely here, there's a button which, when depressed, acts as a detonation device, which will blow yourself up.

00:00:46.000 Well, that sounds like somebody's time is being cut short.

00:00:51.000 And, of course, this I am particularly proud of.

00:00:54.000 These appear to be your average spectacles that one could be used for nearsightedness.

00:00:59.000 However, if you look closely, you see, right there, there is a button which, when depressed, It'll blow yourself up.

00:01:07.000 Well, that will let you see things in a whole new light.

00:01:09.000 Oh, do save your horrible puns for the field, double-six-six.

00:01:14.000 Ah!

00:01:15.000 Here, my most prized recent creation.

00:01:18.000 This right here appears to be your average, everyday smart phone.

00:01:23.000 However, when you see this, this home button device here, when you depress that, You'll be able to blow yourself up.

00:01:29.000 That will come in handy for all the women I text before I read the sh** of them.

00:01:33.000 I do grow up, double six six.

00:01:36.000 Of course, this final piece with which you're no doubt familiar, your beloved Walter P.P.K. Now, this would appear to be a functioning firearm as any other Walter.

00:01:45.000 However, when you see this, this is usually a magazine release button.

00:01:49.000 I'm depressed.

00:01:51.000 You'll be able to blow yourself up.

00:01:53.000 I feel like I'm almost noticing a pattern here.

00:01:56.000 Tell me, what does that magnificent hand-edged mug do?

00:01:59.000 Oh, that.

00:02:00.000 Well, that, unfortunately, is Mug Club, the current eye of our existence and the objective of your next mission.

00:02:07.000 See, Mug Club has been spreading truth, entertainment, and encouraging the American way.

00:02:12.000 Furthermore, even more alarmingly, they've been able to bypass our assistance from the YouTube census, able to reach, communicate with their listeners directly.

00:02:21.000 Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is that trademarked?

00:02:26.000 Your objective will be to find who is at the center of this mug club.

00:02:30.000 Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.

00:02:38.000 Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.

00:03:06.000 Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.

00:03:11.000 That's what I know.

00:03:13.000 You're a stranger.

00:03:17.000 I got to follow.

00:03:20.000 I'm a spiritist.

00:03:24.000 That was the ancient art of Kata because to learn about other cultures is to appreciate So that's actually kata number 42, where you throw your punch.

00:03:43.000 I can't do it.

00:03:44.000 Front kick is a part of it.

00:03:46.000 And then, once you've hit nobody, they all kick your ass.

00:03:48.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.

00:03:53.000 Follow him on Twitter at NotGayJared.

00:03:55.000 Me at S. Crowder with your questions, observations, or comments.

00:03:59.000 Sometimes we read them.

00:03:59.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

00:04:00.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:04:01.000 Are we good?

00:04:01.000 We're good.

00:04:02.000 You look like every douchebag in that dance...

00:04:04.000 Like you pull up to the car and that guy's a thump in the music next to you in the car.

00:04:07.000 Shut up, Pat G. Morgan Jr.

00:04:08.000 And he's just dancing.

00:04:09.000 You're like, ah, I hate that guy.

00:04:11.000 But we love you.

00:04:13.000 I'm really sensing that right now.

00:04:15.000 Speaking of love, we have some great guests.

00:04:18.000 You know, I usually say, well, we love you.

00:04:20.000 I always say we...

00:04:22.000 I have great guests.

00:04:24.000 There you go.

00:04:25.000 Let's eliminate the we with the smart ass.

00:04:27.000 No, we have great guests.

00:04:29.000 We have Gavin McGinnis and we have Clint Howard.

00:04:31.000 Yes!

00:04:32.000 There we go.

00:04:32.000 We are throwing all different kinds of crazy today.

00:04:37.000 Perhaps clinical.

00:04:39.000 Let's get to the news before then, though.

00:04:41.000 Clint Howard and Gavin McGinnis will have to cycle through this pretty quickly.

00:04:43.000 Of course, big news.

00:04:44.000 We've talked about it on The Daily Show at greater length, but now there's an update.

00:04:48.000 Bill O'Reilly, there was a settlement.

00:04:50.000 He officially has been fired from Fox News, and he was not happy.

00:04:55.000 He released a statement on it.

00:04:56.000 Bill O'Reilly was actually so distraught, I don't know if you read this, so distraught upon receiving the phone call of his termination that he actually forgot to inform the lady on the other end of the phone that he was masturbating.

00:05:07.000 Jesus.

00:05:09.000 So you know it's a bad day.

00:05:12.000 420.

00:05:14.000 It's 420 today.

00:05:15.000 Yes, it is.

00:05:16.000 I didn't even know what this was.

00:05:17.000 I know.

00:05:17.000 Someone wished you a happy 420.

00:05:19.000 You know what?

00:05:19.000 I want to make fun of you for that, but I learned about, I want to say four years ago.

00:05:24.000 What does it say about me that they wished me a happy 420?

00:05:27.000 Have a happy 420 tomorrow, bro.

00:05:29.000 Yeah.

00:05:29.000 What?

00:05:30.000 No, I don't think it's because they think you're cool.

00:05:31.000 I think it's because they think you've killed brain cells.

00:05:35.000 So, a big thing, you know, a lot of...

00:05:36.000 Well, actually, there were supposed to be a lot of protests, a lot of gatherings today.

00:05:40.000 That was at the beginning of the day.

00:05:41.000 Didn't see a whole lot.

00:05:43.000 I think people just forgot the hashtag.

00:05:45.000 Yeah.

00:05:46.000 Well, they remembered the hashtag, forgot the hashtag.

00:05:48.000 Yes.

00:05:49.000 So not a lot happened, actually.

00:05:51.000 We expected there to be more activism today.

00:05:52.000 We thought there'd be some comedic material.

00:05:55.000 Something exciting.

00:05:56.000 A big one that was expected, actually, was supposed to be at Central Park.

00:05:59.000 A bunch of pro-marijuana advocates were supposed to show up in Unity at Central Park, but they decided to boycott it, claiming that Central Park was funded by Big Pharma.

00:06:08.000 So that ended up...

00:06:11.000 They do that.

00:06:13.000 This is why we can never trust Central Park.

00:06:16.000 You can't patent a park, Central Park.

00:06:19.000 Nationwide, though, there were some people, there were a lot of, you saw on the news, a lot of people, a lot of pro-pot advocates.

00:06:24.000 Actually, we tried to get one on our show here.

00:06:25.000 We'll probably have one next week.

00:06:27.000 We're presenting arguments like CBD oils that they help with seizures or arguments that I think THC helps with.

00:06:34.000 With appetite stimulation for people with eating disorders and cancer patients.

00:06:38.000 And there were even some people who, of course, were making the lofty case that marijuana cures cancer.

00:06:43.000 Like this guy, who actually just forgot that he had cancer.

00:06:48.000 The tattoos saved that one.

00:06:53.000 It's the only way.

00:06:55.000 Otherwise, that one lands a little rough.

00:06:58.000 Like ice air.

00:06:59.000 Like ice air.

00:07:01.000 Okay, so you're a Marine, I guess, Le Pen.

00:07:05.000 For a long time, I thought it was Marie.

00:07:07.000 He didn't know it was 420.

00:07:08.000 I thought it was Marie.

00:07:10.000 People in Canada, you'll remember this.

00:07:11.000 Je m'appelle Marie Soleil.

00:07:13.000 Bonjour.

00:07:14.000 That was Marie.

00:07:15.000 That was Marie I grew up with.

00:07:17.000 The hell was that?

00:07:18.000 Shut up.

00:07:19.000 You're not cultured.

00:07:20.000 You don't understand.

00:07:20.000 I'm okay with that on this one.

00:07:22.000 You speak one language.

00:07:23.000 I'm okay.

00:07:24.000 And you don't even speak it properly.

00:07:25.000 I speak 1.2.

00:07:26.000 You end with a preposition.

00:07:27.000 So, you end with a preposition.

00:07:29.000 Where is this party at?

00:07:33.000 And he's going to laugh at me because I'm speaking one of the most complicated romance languages there is in French.

00:07:38.000 Go smoke a joint, Mr.

00:07:40.000 420.

00:07:40.000 So, Le Pen is...

00:07:42.000 This is a big thing.

00:07:43.000 It could be a monumental moment for Europe.

00:07:45.000 You know...

00:07:48.000 This is a surprise.

00:07:50.000 A lot of them think Le Pen was going to make it, and of course, because now, there actually could be some shake-ups occurring.

00:07:57.000 Vox, John Oliver, and the like, or take your pick, CNN, NBC, whoever it is, they were getting on their high horse saying, please, France, please, France, don't be like the UK. Don't bring us another Donald Trump.

00:08:11.000 Don't be another Brexit.

00:08:13.000 And here's one, like we said, there's just some things that the left says so often, and it just goes unchecked.

00:08:17.000 You know, are you Americans?

00:08:19.000 Look to Europe!

00:08:22.000 Are we looking to the same Europe?

00:08:26.000 It's like Blazin' Saddles where it's just a wall and a van.

00:08:30.000 And Bernie Sanders is just saying, the sheriff is a...

00:08:33.000 Okay.

00:08:35.000 I hate that.

00:08:36.000 You hate Blazing Saddles?

00:08:37.000 I hate that version of Blazing Saddles.

00:08:39.000 Oh, that version of Blazing Saddles.

00:08:39.000 A lot.

00:08:40.000 Bernie Sanders.

00:08:42.000 Okay, let's talk about Europe.

00:08:44.000 You know what?

00:08:44.000 I think Europe could use, ideally, listen, some conservatism, some right-wingism, if you want to call it that.

00:08:50.000 I'm not saying Le Pen is without her flaw.

00:08:51.000 She absolutely is.

00:08:52.000 So let's move away from Le Pen, but let's move on to the elitists saying, well, you can't do this to Europe.

00:08:58.000 Don't be like Trump.

00:08:59.000 Be like the rest of Europe.

00:09:01.000 Europe sucks.

00:09:03.000 It's like saying, be like the screw-up kid in the class who brings down the bell curve.

00:09:08.000 Alright?

00:09:09.000 I counted on that kid.

00:09:11.000 I counted on that kid.

00:09:13.000 It's the only way I pass.

00:09:15.000 Oh, but thanks.

00:09:17.000 You just tell him it's coffee, you're giving him barbiturates right before the test.

00:09:21.000 I was homeschooled.

00:09:23.000 Carry on.

00:09:24.000 That's true.

00:09:24.000 Not KJ, I was homeschooled.

00:09:26.000 He was that comedian.

00:09:28.000 What personalities.

00:09:29.000 He was giving himself a date break drug.

00:09:32.000 He was counting on himself to fail.

00:09:35.000 Okay, so let's look to Europe.

00:09:38.000 Fine.

00:09:38.000 They just say it and it goes unchecked because people are afraid.

00:09:40.000 Everyone seems to like Europe.

00:09:42.000 No, no, no, no.

00:09:43.000 Okay, let's look to Europe.

00:09:45.000 Let's look at the UK. Let's look at the far-left policies and how it's affected Europe.

00:09:49.000 Let's start with the UK. Don't be like Brexit.

00:09:52.000 Okay, why did Brexit occur?

00:09:54.000 Well, Brexit occurred because Britain didn't want to pay for the economic disasters of other people in the EU. They didn't want the mass immigration and problems that came along with it.

00:10:03.000 And by the way, those problems aren't just they're racist, but skyrocketing crime and all of a sudden no-go Islamic zones in their cities.

00:10:10.000 There were economic problems, there were sociological problems, and the Brits said...

00:10:15.000 Nope, we're not going to do it anymore.

00:10:17.000 And of course, the elite still can't get over, just like with Donald Trump.

00:10:20.000 They make it worse on themselves.

00:10:21.000 Don't be like Brexit.

00:10:22.000 Well, that's why Brexit happened.

00:10:23.000 So let's look and see how well far-left European socialism has worked.

00:10:27.000 Maybe a little Trumpism, actually, that don't bring Trump here.

00:10:30.000 Maybe you should bring Trump there.

00:10:31.000 Maybe you should physically bring Trump there and see what he does.

00:10:35.000 Probably not much.

00:10:37.000 But, you know.

00:10:39.000 You put it scurvets.

00:10:40.000 Yeah.

00:10:40.000 He's actually not allowed in some of these countries.

00:10:42.000 Let's look to France.

00:10:42.000 It's literally a metaphor.

00:10:43.000 Go on.

00:10:43.000 It's literally a metaphor.

00:10:44.000 Let's look to France.

00:10:46.000 France, of course, we're talking about the election.

00:10:48.000 You know, if we get unemployment, if it's above 6% or 7% here in the States, people start panicking.

00:10:52.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 It is at least above 10% in France and has been there for a very long time.

00:10:56.000 And that's, by the way, using their numbers where the government is putting its game face on.

00:11:01.000 This is them trying to Eddie Haskell it.

00:11:03.000 No, Mrs.

00:11:03.000 Cleaver, unemployment's only at 10%.

00:11:06.000 It's a lot worse.

00:11:09.000 So I'm using their numbers.

00:11:11.000 Terrorism has struck France really hard.

00:11:13.000 You see a problem culturally with France.

00:11:16.000 This is why the media thought, can you believe that Le Pen refused to wear the head covering?

00:11:22.000 Was it with the Iranian?

00:11:23.000 Was it an Iranian representative?

00:11:25.000 I forget it.

00:11:26.000 One of those godforsaken countries.

00:11:28.000 And the media was like, can you believe she would insult their culture like this?

00:11:32.000 And everyone said, yes!

00:11:34.000 Yes, of course.

00:11:36.000 France, let's go to Sweden!

00:11:39.000 Do we need to say it anymore?

00:11:40.000 Do we need to say it anymore about Sweden?

00:11:41.000 Rape capital of the West.

00:11:43.000 A 50% increase since 2006.

00:11:46.000 Someone called that statistically significant.

00:11:48.000 So Sweden, not really good at much.

00:11:51.000 You know, your bookcase folds into an armoire.

00:11:54.000 You have an ottoman that becomes a bed.

00:11:57.000 You can thank Sweden for that.

00:11:58.000 The Swedish bikini team.

00:12:00.000 But when it comes to rape, they're tops.

00:12:02.000 Nobody is better than Sweden with rape because, again, of the mass immigration crisis, which was the big reason for the Brexit and the big reason for Le Pen's success.

00:12:10.000 In the defense, they did weed out the horse meat from meatballs.

00:12:13.000 They did?

00:12:14.000 They did.

00:12:15.000 I had no idea.

00:12:16.000 Gotta give it to them.

00:12:17.000 Gotta give it to them.

00:12:18.000 I wasn't even all that mad about horse meat.

00:12:19.000 I thought it was exotic.

00:12:21.000 Like eating a bison burger.

00:12:22.000 What do you say to that?

00:12:24.000 Germany!

00:12:25.000 Germany!

00:12:25.000 Oh, Germany's a big success.

00:12:27.000 We love pointing to Germany.

00:12:28.000 Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, they use Germany often.

00:12:30.000 First off, I'm of the opinion that when you have a certain amount of world wars under your belt, all of them...

00:12:36.000 I don't care if it's 60 years later.

00:12:37.000 I don't care if it's 70 years later.

00:12:39.000 A century is not that long throughout modern history.

00:12:43.000 It's not that long throughout the time period of human history, a century.

00:12:47.000 So, Germany, you still have some explaining to do.

00:12:53.000 You don't get a free pass, but let's absolve you of that.

00:12:57.000 Germany...

00:12:58.000 Of course, has the immigration crisis.

00:12:59.000 Of course, Germany has had the multiculturalism crisis.

00:13:02.000 They've had economic issues as well.

00:13:04.000 But let's talk about the full-bore progressivism.

00:13:06.000 Good example, European socialism.

00:13:08.000 They decided to buck the market.

00:13:10.000 We're not going to respect the market at all, regardless of where energy is, regardless of how costly it is, what capabilities we have.

00:13:16.000 We are going to make sure that we use nothing but green energy.

00:13:19.000 Just forced it straight to green energy.

00:13:21.000 Thank you, German government.

00:13:22.000 Well, what happened?

00:13:23.000 Green energy, wind, solar, we've talked about that at length on show.

00:13:26.000 Go back to the show archive at CRTV. You have shortages when it's not sunny and it's not windy.

00:13:32.000 There's no generator that can just capture this and then redistribute it when you need it later on.

00:13:36.000 So they'd have shortages, and then when it was sunny or windy, they'd have surpluses, which they would have to sell at a negative price.

00:13:44.000 Germany.

00:13:45.000 This is, again, progressive European socialism.

00:13:48.000 I believe their quote on that was, It sucks!

00:13:50.000 At least they're not starting another war.

00:13:53.000 I mean, I'll give them that.

00:13:54.000 It's shizen!

00:13:56.000 Greece.

00:13:57.000 Good old Greece.

00:13:59.000 Right now, all the Italians watching are going, yes!

00:14:02.000 You bailed him!

00:14:05.000 So Greece's economy almost completely collapsed eight years ago.

00:14:12.000 Pretty much did collapse.

00:14:13.000 The only reason it didn't collapse entirely was because of a bailout.

00:14:16.000 Well, here we are eight years later, still in a recession, to which their solution is...

00:14:20.000 trying to unlock more bailout funds.

00:14:23.000 Yeah.

00:14:25.000 They spend 59% of their GDP on tax benefits.

00:14:30.000 I swear to you.

00:14:32.000 I am moving to Greece.

00:14:34.000 59% of their GDP on tax benefits.

00:14:37.000 Again, there's some Italian at home right now in his reclining chair going, Yeah!

00:14:43.000 I feel like their economy's been in free fall for eight years and there's not a bottom.

00:14:47.000 This is again with the entitlement mindset, which is an entitlement mindset in Europe.

00:14:51.000 Nancy Pelosi said, you know, Europe, they have far more time for leisure and arts.

00:14:55.000 We should be more like them as a society.

00:14:56.000 By the way, we create better art.

00:14:59.000 Turns out when artists are allowed to be lazy, they suck at art.

00:15:03.000 They don't do anything.

00:15:04.000 No, they don't do anything.

00:15:05.000 Culturally, very little has come out of Europe in the last few centuries.

00:15:09.000 Let's be honest about it.

00:15:10.000 You go to Europe to look at the beautiful things that were, and people come to the United States to become a part of the beautiful thing that is.

00:15:17.000 That's the big difference of the world.

00:15:18.000 Sorry, are you saying you're better than us?

00:15:20.000 Yeah.

00:15:20.000 It just shocks me when you have all these John Oliver's the world that look around and they're just in shock That not every country not every city not every state wants to just bend over and take it for decades on end like Detroit or something, you know Yeah, I know.

00:15:34.000 The pendulum, they're just shocked.

00:15:37.000 Well, you know what else, too?

00:15:38.000 That's a good example.

00:15:38.000 The people who were shocked were people in Greece, you know, the riots over the austerity measures.

00:15:42.000 And by the way, the austerity measures, don't quote me on this, but it was something like, we're going to reduce the retirement age to 35.

00:15:47.000 Literally...

00:15:47.000 If you look up there, not literally, figuratively.

00:15:50.000 Jared put literally in my head now.

00:15:52.000 But their austerity measures were not extreme.

00:15:55.000 It was the kind of thing where I was going, hold on a second, they're going to raise the retirement age to...

00:15:58.000 What?

00:16:00.000 When are the Greeks retiring?

00:16:01.000 By the way, they haven't really contributed a whole lot.

00:16:04.000 You're not using your Greek smartphone, okay?

00:16:07.000 Yogurt.

00:16:08.000 Greek yogurt.

00:16:09.000 Greek, okay, this is what you've given us.

00:16:11.000 You've given us yogurt, some Mearsham pipes, and John Stamos.

00:16:15.000 That's it!

00:16:18.000 Pasta salad.

00:16:18.000 I like Euros.

00:16:19.000 I'm a big fan of Euros.

00:16:20.000 I'll give them that one.

00:16:21.000 Look, you want to see a war happen in Europe really quick?

00:16:24.000 Yeah.

00:16:24.000 Have the breakup of the European Union.

00:16:26.000 It'll happen.

00:16:26.000 Germany's pissed.

00:16:27.000 They're the ones to the bill right now.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, well...

00:16:30.000 You break it up, they're going to be pissed off even more.

00:16:31.000 That's the reason for Brexit, right?

00:16:32.000 And so now it places more burden...

00:16:33.000 It's just like a welfare queen, only Europe.

00:16:37.000 Yeah.

00:16:39.000 And like Jared was saying, they're shocked at someone like Le Pen.

00:16:44.000 Listen, and Le Pen's pretty extreme for Europe, certainly.

00:16:47.000 I mean, it's not like you had the option of, you know what, I think I'm a centrist.

00:16:51.000 There was no Kasich option, okay?

00:16:54.000 So you have far left, and then you have Le Pen.

00:16:56.000 And the fact is, the pendulum swings the other way.

00:16:58.000 And they've been taking this for so long in Europe from the elitist people like John Oliver, people like The BBC or Sky News, where they occasionally invite me on and then remember why they shouldn't invite me on anymore.

00:17:09.000 And now they're saying, you know what?

00:17:11.000 I'm not a racist.

00:17:12.000 You know what?

00:17:13.000 I'm not a...

00:17:13.000 I am a nationalist in the sense that I care about my country and I want to see my country do well.

00:17:18.000 And I care about my country more than I care about some arbitrary idea that was thought up by some intellectual elites with the European Union so that I can support a bunch of hairy-ass Greeks sunbathing their entire day and retire at 37 because they were hairdressers and that's considered putting your life in danger inhaling toxic fumes.

00:17:35.000 That's not even a joke!

00:17:36.000 You get to retire younger in Europe if your job is causing undue stress on your...

00:17:43.000 Undue stress.

00:17:43.000 So I read it, I'm like, oh, like soldiers?

00:17:45.000 No, hairdressers.

00:17:46.000 Hairdressers.

00:17:47.000 Here's the thing, too.

00:17:48.000 In America, people are upset about our pendulum candidate, our pendulum Trump.

00:17:53.000 Could you imagine our pendulum Trump if it would have happened after, say, in eight years of Bernie Sanders here?

00:18:00.000 Could you imagine?

00:18:00.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:18:02.000 If you're a leftist and you're hardcore and all that...

00:18:02.000 Be thankful.

00:18:04.000 Yeah.

00:18:06.000 Be thankful we have it after Obama.

00:18:08.000 If it was a pendulum swinging after Sanders, going to that inauguration would just be the sound of ruffling hoods and hooves.

00:18:17.000 It would be a disaster.

00:18:20.000 Don't let that flag touch the ground!

00:18:22.000 That's your president.

00:18:25.000 Oh, by the way, a quick response.

00:18:26.000 We have to move on pretty quickly.

00:18:28.000 People have been asking us to...

00:18:30.000 There's someone on YouTube who doesn't like us, I guess, has criticized us for our climate change videos.

00:18:35.000 Actually did it a while ago.

00:18:36.000 And we said, you know, you have some fair criticisms.

00:18:39.000 Potholder58?

00:18:40.000 56.

00:18:41.000 And we invited him on the program.

00:18:43.000 He didn't come on the program, but he just released another video.

00:18:46.000 He was saying, when are you going to address this?

00:18:47.000 Well, I finally got around to seeing it, and I thought...

00:18:49.000 He was addressing maybe some of our climate change science we were talking about yesterday, the prediction now that the Earth is going to cool about 0.5 degrees due to solar activity.

00:18:57.000 It turns out...

00:18:59.000 It was from an article written in 2015, and it wasn't even mine.

00:19:05.000 So I guess, listen, he's still welcome to come on.

00:19:09.000 We invited him on.

00:19:10.000 As we do anyone who goes out there and issues an informed rebuttal, or of course our rule is if we ever issue a rebuttal or we ever draw first blood, we always allow someone to come on the program.

00:19:22.000 I was doing all the booking last year when this all first happened, and I actually reached out to him and he didn't want to come on saying basically science is science and fact and whether it's there to discuss.

00:19:30.000 So the social justice warrior technique.

00:19:32.000 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 That's his YouTube comment left.

00:19:35.000 By the way, lots of professionals communicate with YouTube.

00:19:38.000 That's the thing.

00:19:39.000 And I guess he went and said, actually, I said I would do it, but I'm busy.

00:19:42.000 I travel.

00:19:43.000 You know, like, listen.

00:19:45.000 Gary Sinise is busy.

00:19:46.000 Ted Cruz is busy.

00:19:47.000 Clint Howard, everyone's busy.

00:19:49.000 But people make time.

00:19:50.000 And I know, usually, for example, you booked Mark Duplass, Sally Cohn.

00:19:54.000 What's the process like in booking people who disagree?

00:19:56.000 Usually I say, I want to come back.

00:19:58.000 And they say, yes.

00:20:00.000 And they say, Thursday at 2.

00:20:01.000 And I say, cool.

00:20:02.000 It's not usually 10 emails going back and forth about tournaments.

00:20:05.000 Is that what happened here?

00:20:06.000 That was not what happened here.

00:20:07.000 You basically wanted to have you let them know everything you wanted to say, which I don't know if you know much about debates.

00:20:15.000 That's not usually, generally the format.

00:20:17.000 No, or even roundtable discussions.

00:20:19.000 Yeah, it's just, I don't know.

00:20:20.000 I didn't have time to go back with them six times.

00:20:23.000 Prep?

00:20:24.000 And come on.

00:20:25.000 No, so, you're welcome to come on, but listen, I'm not going to do a debate or argue over email or the YouTube comment section.

00:20:31.000 We can't do that.

00:20:32.000 That's why Ben Shapiro doesn't debate every Black Lives Matter person on Twitter.

00:20:36.000 But, Podholler58, you're welcome to come on the show.

00:20:38.000 People are asking about it, and I'd love that you're going to say.

00:20:38.000 That's all.

00:20:40.000 I hope he does, otherwise it's intellectually dishonest.

00:20:42.000 You can't just do something and then hide, you know?

00:20:44.000 Yeah, you know, I mean, and some of his criticisms are right.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:20:48.000 And some of them, you know, like, listen, I believe in climate change.

00:20:51.000 I've said that.

00:20:51.000 So that's something that can be corrected in person that can't be corrected via YouTube videos.

00:20:55.000 Like, he doesn't believe in climate change.

00:20:56.000 No, I do.

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 Oh, oh, and then the discussion is different.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, and that's how we all learn.

00:21:00.000 Hey, speaking of discussions, Netherlands.

00:21:05.000 The Netherlands...

00:21:06.000 Netherlands, not the Neanderthals.

00:21:08.000 No, whenever I read this, for some reason my brain wants to say Neanderthals.

00:21:11.000 Neanderthals.

00:21:12.000 Delegates at the National Union of Teachers annual conference passed a motion to promote, bring this up here, to promote lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender issues to children starting at nursery school age two.

00:21:24.000 So again, while we're talking about the idea of progressivism economically, socially...

00:21:31.000 I mean, at what point have you had your jump-the-shark moment?

00:21:34.000 They want to teach your two-year-olds.

00:21:37.000 Let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

00:21:38.000 Say, well, they probably won't.

00:21:39.000 Maybe four or five.

00:21:41.000 They're only going to teach kids about trainees at four or five.

00:21:44.000 Still, I think story time's a little bit problematic at that point.

00:21:47.000 Okay, kids, so this week let's continue with our adventures of Timmy.

00:21:53.000 Okay?

00:21:55.000 Timmy, the little boy bear, always knew that he was different from the others out there.

00:22:01.000 Because Timmy, deep down, you see, secretly wanted to be Tiffany.

00:22:07.000 He wants to be a girl?

00:22:09.000 Each day he went home, he'd wear little girls' clothes.

00:22:13.000 He'd even put on makeup and paint all his toes.

00:22:17.000 Until one day, finally, Timmy confessed to his mom with a frown.

00:22:22.000 But unfazed, she looked at him and said, We're going downtown.

00:22:27.000 See, Mom was enthused, much to Timmy's surprise.

00:22:31.000 When they pulled into the doctor's office, it brought tears to his eyes.

00:22:36.000 My uncle's a doctor.

00:22:37.000 Timmy explained all for hours, exclaimed until he was blue.

00:22:42.000 After listening intently, what did the doctor do?

00:22:47.000 Did he make him a princess?

00:22:48.000 Maybe.

00:22:50.000 He severed his cock...

00:22:52.000 And replaced it with a non-functioning vagina, which the body never fully accepts.

00:22:57.000 It actually continually tries to close it as a wound.

00:23:00.000 So Timmy had to keep reopening it with this medical device.

00:23:04.000 It's basically a dildo.

00:23:06.000 It comes with a litany of problems.

00:23:08.000 Sexual pleasure is just never again.

00:23:11.000 So when Timmy realized that he'd never even have the possibility of achieving an orgasm, he drank a bottle of Percocet and hung himself.

00:23:20.000 Get your crap together, Netherlands.

00:23:22.000 Speaking of getting their act together.

00:23:25.000 The face from Gerald was so...

00:23:29.000 I wish we could have cut.

00:23:30.000 He was just...

00:23:32.000 Speaking of places that don't have their crap together, We've talked about them at length this week.

00:23:39.000 Their capabilities, their weapons capabilities, what their moves are, whether it's just kind of saber-rattling.

00:23:44.000 We've talked about that a lot, so you can watch that on The Daily Show, who are Mug Club members.

00:23:48.000 But something that I didn't know, someone informed me, and maybe I'm really stupid that I didn't know this.

00:23:51.000 Maybe everybody knows this.

00:23:53.000 Maybe everyone knows.

00:23:54.000 Did you guys know this before this?

00:23:55.000 No.

00:23:56.000 Okay, my father made me aware of this.

00:23:58.000 There is an actual law in North Korea.

00:24:03.000 This is really the law that no one else can even have the Kim Jong-un haircut.

00:24:09.000 That's...

00:24:11.000 You are legally barred in North Korea from having that haircut.

00:24:16.000 Which makes sense.

00:24:17.000 You're going, why did he have that haircut?

00:24:18.000 He just had to patent the haircut and create a law.

00:24:20.000 So legally in North Korea, you can't have that haircut.

00:24:23.000 And to Kim Jong-un, and I guess really to his detractors, I'll say, let it never be said that he didn't provide any kind of a valuable service to humanity.

00:24:33.000 So Kim Jong-un, we thank you.

00:24:35.000 Thank you, dear leader.

00:24:51.000 Gavin McGinnis coming up next, then Clint Howard.

00:24:54.000 For breaking news on Louder with Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.

00:25:16.000 In the wake of multiple sexual harassment allegations and large cash settlements, the Murdochs of Foxes opted to release Bill O'Reilly from his nightly news contract.

00:25:28.000 Bill O'Reilly was quick to procure new employment, however, most recently seen as a Universal Studios tour guide.

00:25:37.000 And that is it for us today.

00:25:39.000 And we will leave you with a...

00:25:41.000 Hey mister, what's that shark over there?

00:25:43.000 I don't know what that is.

00:25:44.000 I've never seen that.

00:25:45.000 But isn't that supposed to be from the movie Jaws?

00:25:48.000 I don't know what that means!

00:25:49.000 But it's supposed to be moving on the ride.

00:25:52.000 It looks like it's broken.

00:25:53.000 F***ing thing sucks!

00:25:55.000 Truly, old habits die hard.

00:25:57.000 We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds.

00:26:01.000 From Outer with Powder, I'm Harry Malhot. - I don't know why, but apparently robots have I'm Harry Malhot. - I don't know why, but apparently robots have a problem with this I always see that in the days.

00:26:21.000 Why are they always so rusty?

00:26:22.000 And I don't know why the bump is the exact same as yesterday.

00:26:24.000 Someone's getting fired.

00:26:25.000 I love our next guest.

00:26:26.000 We have him on quite often.

00:26:28.000 Him and Ben Shapiro are probably our most regular guests.

00:26:31.000 You can watch his daily show over there at compoundmedia.com with Anthony Comey and all those guys.

00:26:35.000 Gavin McGinnis, how are you, sir?

00:26:37.000 How are you doing?

00:26:37.000 I'm great.

00:26:38.000 I'm doing well.

00:26:39.000 I'm glad to see you again with the facial hair.

00:26:41.000 There was a period there when you did the shave, and it almost looked like a hairless mouse.

00:26:45.000 Yeah, I'm not attractive, and that is why the Lord granted me the ability to grow a fake face.

00:26:52.000 So I can grow a chin and a distraction from the wrinkly sort of a...

00:26:57.000 I look like Donald Sutherland with AIDS most of the time.

00:27:00.000 Donald Sutherland looks like Donald Sutherland with AIDS. He actually had a lake house when we were young.

00:27:05.000 I don't know if you know, Lake Massawipi is just north of Montreal.

00:27:08.000 Is there a Magog?

00:27:09.000 Remember Magog?

00:27:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:12.000 Donald Sutherland had a lake right there on Lake Massawippee.

00:27:14.000 That's where I told the story.

00:27:15.000 I was sure I was going to die in the kayak.

00:27:18.000 Have you ever had that?

00:27:19.000 We'll get to talk about Antifa.

00:27:21.000 I know you want to talk about that.

00:27:22.000 Have you ever had a moment?

00:27:23.000 And I don't mean like, oh my God, I'm going to die.

00:27:25.000 This was me in a kayak.

00:27:26.000 This is a true story.

00:27:27.000 On Lake Massawippee, a baseball throwaway from Donald Sutherland's house.

00:27:30.000 There was a kayak at this cottage.

00:27:32.000 It wasn't ours, but it was one of those enclosed kayaks.

00:27:34.000 Where it's not open.

00:27:34.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:27:36.000 And I remember just kind of, I'll go out, do this.

00:27:38.000 I went out.

00:27:39.000 I tipped over.

00:27:41.000 I thought, I'm going to tip myself back up.

00:27:43.000 And I couldn't.

00:27:44.000 And I was upside down, and water was going in my nose, and I couldn't get out of this kayak.

00:27:49.000 And I remember thinking, literally, I had a moment, it's like everything went calm, and I thought, oh my god, my dad is only 40 feet away from me on shore, at a fire.

00:27:57.000 I'm going to die here right now, and no one's going to know.

00:28:00.000 No one is going to know that right now, this is how it ends.

00:28:03.000 Have you ever had a moment with death like that?

00:28:05.000 Yes, I have.

00:28:06.000 I was in Sandbanks, Ontario, and I was riding...

00:28:08.000 I remember Sandbanks.

00:28:08.000 Sandbanks?

00:28:10.000 For the first time ever.

00:28:11.000 And the way those are designed is when you fall off, they veer left.

00:28:16.000 So this was veering left, but the wind was so strong that it was still going away, even with the veer.

00:28:22.000 So I was swimming at it, and then I thought, oh, just take off this stupid bulky life jacket, and then I can swim at it and catch it.

00:28:29.000 Well, I ran out of energy chasing it, and I started...

00:28:33.000 I started panicking, and I remember going, I was taking rests underwater, so I was going, and going underwater for a resting time, and then And I remember vividly, I could see my parents seeing it in the paper the next day, like, Ontario boy drowns in sandbanks, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:54.000 Okay, well, I'm glad.

00:28:55.000 So it's very, first off, two constants there with our stories.

00:28:59.000 We both thought, oh, we can handle it.

00:29:01.000 You thought, oh, I'll just swim, I'll catch it.

00:29:03.000 No, it didn't really take into account physics.

00:29:05.000 Just like me with the kayak.

00:29:06.000 I don't know why I thought I was a trained kayakist.

00:29:09.000 And there is almost a moment of not your life flashes before your eyes, but calm.

00:29:14.000 Like you would think you're just thinking about the panic.

00:29:16.000 But like me, you were thinking they're going to read about it in the paper.

00:29:19.000 That's the thing that crosses your mind.

00:29:20.000 Like, oh my God, this is it.

00:29:22.000 It is, and it's something you never forget.

00:29:25.000 Yeah.

00:29:25.000 How did you get back up?

00:29:27.000 I don't understand kayaks.

00:29:28.000 Are you supposed to wear a life jacket, and the life jacket brings you back up?

00:29:31.000 No, there's a technique where you, people, if you watch them, you know, when they're doing the White River kayaking, they just kind of, they torque their paddle, and it gets them up.

00:29:38.000 But I was deep enough where I couldn't hit sand, and I don't know.

00:29:41.000 I don't even remember, honestly.

00:29:42.000 I couldn't, I just panicked.

00:29:43.000 Maybe I came out and just said, to hell with this, and pushed the kayak away to Sutherland's house.

00:29:47.000 I don't remember, but I'm still alive.

00:29:50.000 There you go.

00:29:51.000 Near-death stories with Gavin and Crowder.

00:29:53.000 Not quite the same as Tim Kennedy's.

00:29:55.000 Gavin, you've been talking a lot this week about Antifa, or Antifa, however they pronounce it.

00:30:03.000 Inform us.

00:30:05.000 How to pronounce it?

00:30:07.000 How to pronounce it and what's been going on with them.

00:30:09.000 The narrative from the left side is that we had a big rumble in the jungle on April 15th in Berkeley and they showed up to fight and we showed up to fight and we happened to win that particular one.

00:30:20.000 Oh, were you there?

00:30:22.000 No.

00:30:22.000 When I say we, I mean Proud Boys.

00:30:24.000 Okay, got it.

00:30:26.000 Was he the shirtless guy in the American flag shorts punching air?

00:30:29.000 Did you see that guy?

00:30:31.000 That guy was pathetic, come on.

00:30:32.000 I sort of was, in spirit.

00:30:35.000 But what really happened was, our guys went there, right?

00:30:40.000 Lawrence Southern, Baked Alaska, all the speakers, Latinos for Trump, and the mayor had them all disarmed.

00:30:49.000 He said it was in order to ensure there's no violence, but it was, in fact, to ensure violence.

00:30:55.000 He disarmed the speakers?

00:30:57.000 Disarmed speakers and all the supporters, all the Trump people.

00:31:00.000 Well, that's—but in California, if I'm not mistaken, I know in Los Angeles, there's pretty much no way to carry unless you get permission from a sheriff.

00:31:07.000 So I would doubt that many of them— I'm talking about—I'm talking about you couldn't wear a helmet.

00:31:12.000 You couldn't bring a shield.

00:31:14.000 They were taking every sign away, like every single thing, stripped, checked.

00:31:18.000 You couldn't have—you couldn't be concealing pepper spray, nothing, right?

00:31:21.000 Now the Antifa guys wait in the perimeter outside of this weapons check— Fully armed to the teeth.

00:31:29.000 With everything.

00:31:29.000 Like bricks.

00:31:30.000 I saw a guy with a lance.

00:31:33.000 They had plastic bags.

00:31:35.000 They were putting plastic bags over people's heads.

00:31:38.000 They were trying to murder people.

00:31:40.000 How else do you expect them to kill people when they live in their mother's basement?

00:31:44.000 Mom, give me the Trader Joe bags!

00:31:44.000 They are resourceful.

00:31:49.000 So, we do the talk.

00:31:51.000 It goes down, much to their chagrin.

00:31:53.000 And by the way, if they wanted to have a talk, we wouldn't even bother going.

00:31:55.000 I don't care if you want to have a Trump is Hitler meeting.

00:31:59.000 Go nuts.

00:32:00.000 But then we had to get out.

00:32:01.000 And they had us surrounded.

00:32:03.000 So, everyone fought their way out.

00:32:07.000 Let the woman and children go.

00:32:09.000 And then they thought, let's just stay and kick their ass.

00:32:11.000 And they did.

00:32:12.000 Yeah, I think there's some...

00:32:14.000 Like, it's one thing...

00:32:14.000 We talked about that.

00:32:15.000 Do you think we can tell the Antifa story now, Jared?

00:32:18.000 I think you're fine.

00:32:18.000 Do you think it's a good idea?

00:32:20.000 Okay, well, we were at South by Southwest.

00:32:21.000 This is true.

00:32:22.000 And I don't know if you saw, we broadcast live from there with Tim Kennedy.

00:32:25.000 And while we were broadcasting live at this cafe in Austin...

00:32:30.000 I'm, if people go back, they can actually see where I'm looking off camera and I'm talking.

00:32:33.000 I say, I think that waitress is a fan.

00:32:35.000 I thought she was trying to kick us off the property.

00:32:37.000 Well, what happened is we're broadcasting and the owner of this cafe gets a poster from Antifa and it has our faces on it.

00:32:45.000 And it said something to the effect of notify us.

00:32:47.000 If you find these people, all us alt-right, all right, neo-Nazi racists, we're probably more reviled by the, the alt-right than many other conservatives.

00:32:57.000 And, um, and, and this happened while we were broadcasting there.

00:33:00.000 And the thing is, I don't think they knew, I think they were passing it out at random.

00:33:04.000 They were passing these flyers out at 10 and they didn't even see us live broadcasting.

00:33:07.000 Then after that, we go to this private place where we can get in with our badges.

00:33:12.000 And I'm sitting down.

00:33:14.000 And I was kind of unaware.

00:33:15.000 It had been a long day.

00:33:16.000 And Jared, not gay Jared, and Sound Guy Edwards said, you need to get out of here.

00:33:20.000 You need to get out of here.

00:33:21.000 I said, what?

00:33:21.000 They said, go, go.

00:33:22.000 And someone had come up and snapped a picture and ran off.

00:33:26.000 And, you know, if you look on Twitter, we could kind of see the rumbling.

00:33:28.000 So I actually had armed security just getting me out of town because we didn't have a gang of people who were going to fight back.

00:33:33.000 So no one...

00:33:34.000 He hates them more than I do.

00:33:36.000 But I also find it silly when people are there looking for fights and everyone's throwing dumpsters.

00:33:40.000 It's like, eh, come on.

00:33:41.000 No, no, but we weren't looking for a fight.

00:33:43.000 They were shoving a dumpster at us.

00:33:45.000 Yeah, but when there's five people kicking a downed Antifa, you know, in the face, it's like, all right, fight him off and move on.

00:33:51.000 That never happened.

00:33:52.000 There was no kicking an Antifa in the face after he was down.

00:33:56.000 Oh, I saw, I saw, well, unless it was a Trump guy with a bandana on his face, I saw a guy getting kicked in the face.

00:34:01.000 Okay, well then it wasn't us doing that.

00:34:04.000 This is the lie that spreads around is that we were looking for a fight.

00:34:08.000 They have been picking fights with us again and again and again, especially in Berkeley.

00:34:14.000 And eventually you go, you know what?

00:34:15.000 Yes, I am available for violence if you would like.

00:34:18.000 And you retaliate.

00:34:20.000 It's all in self-defense.

00:34:21.000 Well, I don't, you know, Kevin, you're not a particularly large man.

00:34:24.000 I don't know if it's in your best interest to be available for violence, you know, call here.

00:34:27.000 I would, you know, I say this, I'm sure you're probably crazy, which beats big every time, but...

00:34:33.000 I could kick your ass.

00:34:36.000 This is entirely possible if we add...

00:34:38.000 It would be like a little...

00:34:39.000 I'd be like a Jack Terrier up against a...

00:34:42.000 I don't know what you are, like a St.

00:34:43.000 Bernard.

00:34:45.000 Instead of another fist under his beard like Chuck Norris, he has like dirty syringes, I picture him.

00:34:50.000 He has dirty needles.

00:34:51.000 Yeah, like you would be trying to bite me and I will have already gone under and eaten your balls.

00:34:58.000 I think that says more about...

00:34:59.000 That just makes you gay.

00:35:00.000 That's going to make you a good fighter.

00:35:01.000 I don't care as long as I win.

00:35:04.000 That's fair.

00:35:06.000 You are right, though.

00:35:07.000 I do think there's some people looking for fights, and I don't think that's a good idea, just because, listen, as someone who's trained in combat for a long time, as soon as a lot of friends on the show, obviously, we have Georges St-Pierre, we have Tim Kennedy, we have Chael Sonnen, there's just...

00:35:07.000 I mean, I did see some...

00:35:22.000 It doesn't matter how tough you are, one of these guys can pull out a knife, you know?

00:35:26.000 So if you can avoid it, it's great.

00:35:27.000 But they are looking for it, and even myself, I mean...

00:35:31.000 You can't really find a more reasonable, pretty fair-minded show than this.

00:35:34.000 We have liberals on all the time, and they wanted us to get our asses kicked.

00:35:39.000 Exactly.

00:35:40.000 You can only put up with it for so long.

00:35:42.000 And again, we didn't go there looking for a fight.

00:35:45.000 We went there to have a Patriots rally with a bunch of speakers.

00:35:49.000 We've never been to any of their stupid things.

00:35:52.000 We don't show up at a Black Lives Matter thing and start throwing bricks and macing people the way they do.

00:35:58.000 But eventually, these people, they don't want to debate.

00:36:00.000 They've said that very explicitly.

00:36:02.000 We don't want to debate.

00:36:03.000 And they were doing these things like there was this one guy with a bike lock, and he was dipping out from between people.

00:36:09.000 Hard metal or like the wire?

00:36:11.000 The wire lock.

00:36:13.000 Oh, that's rough, yeah.

00:36:15.000 And he's opening up people's heads with it and then running away.

00:36:18.000 Now, the beauty of 4chan is it's an army of autists.

00:36:22.000 And this weaponized autism goes through all the pictures.

00:36:26.000 They've now identified the bike lock man.

00:36:29.000 Eric Cartel or something like that.

00:36:29.000 Yeah.

00:36:31.000 Catrell.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, he's got charges against him now.

00:36:35.000 The victim of bike lock man is now charging bike lock man.

00:36:38.000 And we're finding all these other people that were involved by going through frame after frame after frame.

00:36:44.000 A lot of teachers.

00:36:45.000 This guy with the bike lock was an ethics professor.

00:36:45.000 Yeah.

00:36:48.000 Yeah.

00:36:49.000 You just corrected me misusing I'm sorry.

00:36:53.000 You just said uh-ethics professor.

00:36:55.000 Come on, Gavin.

00:36:56.000 You're remarkably inconsistent.

00:36:58.000 No, he teaches a type of ethics that has a very tiny H in front of it that you probably didn't hear me say.

00:37:04.000 But it's Hispanic ethics and it's not ethics.

00:37:08.000 So it's uh-ethics professor.

00:37:10.000 Well, now the appropriate I'm sorry.

00:37:12.000 My apologies.

00:37:13.000 I misunderstood you.

00:37:15.000 I misunderstood you, man.

00:37:17.000 We don't pronounce our H like that.

00:37:20.000 It's the way that your air moves around in the hair.

00:37:22.000 In the hair.

00:37:23.000 My mom's the same thing.

00:37:25.000 It's true.

00:37:25.000 And then she adds a plural where there is none.

00:37:27.000 Do you want to have a shrimps?

00:37:29.000 No.

00:37:30.000 Why?

00:37:30.000 You never use an S when it's needed.

00:37:33.000 And now it just appears.

00:37:34.000 I like how French Canadians always say, I won't swear on your show, but they say, that's it.

00:37:39.000 That's all.

00:37:40.000 F-M-All.

00:37:41.000 I know.

00:37:42.000 That's exactly.

00:37:43.000 That's it.

00:37:43.000 That's all.

00:37:44.000 True.

00:37:44.000 That's not a colloquialism that we have.

00:37:47.000 No, it's not.

00:37:49.000 Okay, well listen.

00:37:49.000 I just set off the Siri thing.

00:37:52.000 How did I do that?

00:37:53.000 Alexa.

00:37:54.000 Did I say Alexa?

00:37:55.000 I don't know.

00:37:56.000 They're always listening.

00:37:57.000 You know that that thing is always listening unless you tell it not to listen.

00:37:59.000 So even when you're not saying Alexa, it's listening to the whole room.

00:38:03.000 Just unplug it.

00:38:08.000 It just makes an executive decision.

00:38:11.000 I could be lying.

00:38:12.000 No, but it is true.

00:38:13.000 I did find that out with Google Home and Alexa.

00:38:15.000 They're like, it listens and it learns.

00:38:16.000 And if you want to mute it, it's in the fine print.

00:38:18.000 You have to say, hey, mute yourself.

00:38:20.000 And it fights you on it.

00:38:21.000 I don't know why those things exist.

00:38:23.000 You can't Google a question.

00:38:25.000 It doesn't make sense.

00:38:25.000 Yeah, I know.

00:38:26.000 It's pretty silly.

00:38:27.000 So, Gavin, we have to go here pretty soon.

00:38:28.000 What do you think is the endgame here with Antifa?

00:38:31.000 I will say, I feel somewhat vindicated because I've dealt with Antifa before.

00:38:34.000 It was just known as Michigan Unions.

00:38:36.000 And I think now everyone's just seeing the left for who they are.

00:38:40.000 And I think you saw Berkeley before.

00:38:41.000 This is not the first time.

00:38:42.000 There were no charges brought against these people.

00:38:44.000 So right now, it's really only because of political pressure.

00:38:47.000 They're going, all right, we have to charge some of them.

00:38:51.000 What do you think will happen?

00:38:52.000 How far does this go?

00:38:53.000 I am very optimistic, as usual.

00:38:56.000 And I think what's happening is the smart, normal people within the anarchist left are realizing, my movement is populated with sadistic psychos.

00:39:07.000 And the smart ones will become libertarian or bonafide anarchists who want less government.

00:39:13.000 And the loonies will always be loony, but I think we've now fractured this far-left movement and showed them that half of them are tranny porn stars who have lobster fists up their orifices.

00:39:27.000 Or a fi.

00:39:29.000 Get right with your corrections.

00:39:29.000 Or a fi.

00:39:30.000 That is Gavin McGinnis at compoundmedia.com.

00:39:33.000 Thank you very much, brother.

00:39:34.000 You look good with the beard.

00:39:35.000 You look like a Viking.

00:39:35.000 Hope to see you soon, okay?

00:39:37.000 And you call me gay.

00:39:38.000 Oh, well, listen.

00:39:39.000 A little bit is okay.

00:39:40.000 It's a spritz.

00:39:42.000 Oh.

00:39:43.000 You've heard me say this for the last couple weeks.

00:39:49.000 1%.

00:39:50.000 What's that number?

00:39:51.000 Not gay, Jared.

00:39:53.000 And we can't even hear you.

00:39:54.000 Is your microphone not on?

00:39:55.000 He can't even reach over to the microphone.

00:39:57.000 Look, he's reaching.

00:39:58.000 He's reaching.

00:39:59.000 There you go.

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00:42:21.000 Happy birthday to you!

00:42:24.000 Happy birthday to you!

00:42:28.000 Happy birthday dear Clint Howard and Hitler!

00:42:34.000 Happy birthday to you!

00:42:39.000 For those who don't know, next guest.

00:42:41.000 Not the corpse of Hitler, but Clint Howard.

00:42:44.000 Yes!

00:42:45.000 Wow.

00:42:46.000 There was a modicum of talent.

00:42:48.000 A modicum.

00:42:49.000 Thank you very much.

00:42:51.000 We appreciate it.

00:42:52.000 Did you know that we were just talking with Gavin McGinnis about it?

00:42:54.000 You share the same birthday as the Fuhrer.

00:42:58.000 Adolf Hitler, yes.

00:43:00.000 You know, and very fortunate that the fellows and the ladies that participated in the...

00:43:06.000 Decriminalization of cannabis.

00:43:08.000 They took 420 is their day.

00:43:11.000 So it beats the hell out of being born on Adolf Hitler's birthday.

00:43:15.000 Do you partake in the cannabis?

00:43:15.000 I guess.

00:43:18.000 I have two artificial hips and I live in the state of California.

00:43:25.000 Okay, we will do with that what we meant.

00:43:29.000 The medications that I take is between me and my doctor.

00:43:32.000 Yes, exactly.

00:43:35.000 What are you doing?

00:43:36.000 Is Edward the sound guy?

00:43:37.000 Edward the sound guy has a party.

00:43:38.000 Where'd you find the party hat?

00:43:39.000 Edward just took a selfie.

00:43:41.000 He's just having no one's own selfies every year.

00:43:43.000 Because it's Adolf Hitler's birthday, you're dressing up in a pointy hat.

00:43:48.000 He was prepared.

00:43:51.000 Well, happy birthday, Clint.

00:43:54.000 You know, it's funny.

00:43:55.000 We had you on the show last time.

00:43:56.000 It was actually the first time we met, and gosh, we got so much feedback, which is rare for something that's non-controversial.

00:44:03.000 You know, usually we get feedback if either some news breaks or there's an argument, but we just had a friendly conversation, and so many people were demanding that we get Clint Howard back.

00:44:15.000 Well, I don't know.

00:44:16.000 Were they holding guns when they were making that demand?

00:44:19.000 I don't know.

00:44:20.000 They could have enhanced us, for all we know, on the Twitter.

00:44:22.000 Hey, listen, I'll tell you what.

00:44:24.000 I span a couple of generations of people.

00:44:28.000 I mean, I got a tax return from 1961.

00:44:31.000 So, in fact, you know, the range and just, I don't know, I've affected a lot of people.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, the catalog of work that you've been in is remarkable.

00:44:44.000 I mean, there's so many things we can...

00:44:46.000 What?

00:44:46.000 What's so funny?

00:44:47.000 Well, catalog.

00:44:49.000 The catalog of material.

00:44:51.000 I heard her music.

00:44:52.000 Some friends of mine are in a band, and I heard them referring to my work as a catalog.

00:44:58.000 And that, to me, is kind of lame, to be honest.

00:45:02.000 The last time I looked through a catalog was before internet pornography in the Sears lingerie section.

00:45:07.000 Oh, JCPenney!

00:45:09.000 And you want to know the truth?

00:45:10.000 This is true.

00:45:10.000 I swear this is a true story.

00:45:11.000 There was a lady, you know, I would look in the ladies' underwear section when I was a kid, and there was a lady, she was like half Asian, and she appeared in all of them, and I was walking through the mall with my mother, and there was a poster with her, but she was just like advertising for jeans, but I knew it was the underwear girl.

00:45:25.000 You thought you caught her.

00:45:26.000 And I looked away.

00:45:27.000 I couldn't look my mom in the eye for like a week.

00:45:31.000 I swear that's true.

00:45:33.000 And there was no camel toe or anything like that?

00:45:36.000 Well, I know.

00:45:36.000 Probably not back then.

00:45:38.000 They didn't have Photoshop.

00:45:40.000 Clint, so you were bent.

00:45:42.000 You were bent as a child.

00:45:44.000 This is true.

00:45:45.000 I don't think bent.

00:45:46.000 I mean, you're just looking at a lady in underwear.

00:45:48.000 It's not like today where kids, it's just the most disgusting, depressed stuff.

00:45:52.000 You knew the lineups.

00:45:54.000 You knew the rosters.

00:45:55.000 I did, I did.

00:45:55.000 I did.

00:45:56.000 You recognized the players.

00:45:57.000 You didn't even need a scorecard.

00:45:58.000 I did.

00:45:59.000 I said, that Lois Jeans, she's the number one draft pick.

00:46:02.000 I know that woman.

00:46:04.000 Hey, speaking of which, so you were talking about Off Air, how you've kind of, you just shot, was it a film or a TV show, and you worked again with Charlie Sheen, and it had been a while.

00:46:14.000 Yes.

00:46:15.000 I got to work with Charlie again after, I don't know, over 25 years.

00:46:20.000 We did a Crackle TV movie.

00:46:23.000 It's being streamed online on Crackle.

00:46:27.000 And Charlie and Leah Remy is in it.

00:46:30.000 Oh, really?

00:46:31.000 We've been actually trying to get her as a guest on the show, but she was so swamped because of the Scientology thing, remember?

00:46:36.000 It was like everyone wanted her.

00:46:37.000 Oh yeah, I know.

00:46:38.000 And I'll tell you what, she's a good guest because she's sure forthright about it and she's a good conversationalist.

00:46:45.000 I can work on that if you want.

00:46:46.000 I mean, it's not that big a deal.

00:46:48.000 I actually think King of Queens is one of the most underrated sitcoms ever.

00:46:52.000 So I was a huge fan.

00:46:53.000 Oh, stop it.

00:46:53.000 Look, she's your friend.

00:46:54.000 Don't go.

00:46:55.000 Well, yeah, you're, you know.

00:46:58.000 Jerry Stiller?

00:46:59.000 That's a big category you just mentioned.

00:47:01.000 Well, underrated in the sense that, you know, Everybody Loves Raymond is great.

00:47:05.000 And King of Queens kind of, you know, preceded it, so no one even thought of it.

00:47:08.000 But when you go back and watch it, it still stands up.

00:47:10.000 Well, yeah.

00:47:11.000 You know, it was good writers.

00:47:12.000 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 They were still that generation of good, you know, Bam Bam sitcom writing.

00:47:19.000 But anyway, with Charlie, I knew Charlie when he was still living at his mom and dad's house.

00:47:25.000 Now, is this his actual mom and dad's house, or is this what he calls his guest house where he keeps the porn stars?

00:47:31.000 No, no, no.

00:47:33.000 Charlie is to cut down to size.

00:47:37.000 No, this was...

00:47:38.000 See, I worked in a movie called The Wraith.

00:47:41.000 And he was a young star coming up.

00:47:44.000 And I'm a little older than Charlie.

00:47:46.000 And he looked up to me.

00:47:47.000 And he said something to me that might have been kind of embarrassing to somebody.

00:47:51.000 But I blew it off.

00:47:53.000 And he appreciated that.

00:47:54.000 And I always understood the way Charlie thought.

00:47:57.000 Yeah.

00:47:57.000 And I could understand kind of the bizarreness that was Charlie.

00:48:03.000 And I get it.

00:48:04.000 Yeah.

00:48:04.000 And also, I'm one of the few people that can look him in the eye and say, Charlie, you're full of crap, man.

00:48:09.000 Knock that off now.

00:48:12.000 Now, we went years and years without really seeing each other.

00:48:15.000 I went one direction, he went another.

00:48:17.000 And it took us about 10 minutes on the set of this Crackle thing for us to realize, wow, we can finish each other's sentences.

00:48:26.000 Clint, I love you, but is there like a magnetic pole that takes you off frame every time you're on the show?

00:48:32.000 You just veering.

00:48:33.000 There you go.

00:48:34.000 There you go.

00:48:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:34.000 You just keep veering.

00:48:35.000 Well, I'm seeing the little monitor provided.

00:48:38.000 I thought I was in the frame.

00:48:40.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:40.000 No, don't apologize.

00:48:42.000 You look there.

00:48:42.000 Was it like one eye?

00:48:44.000 Yeah, it was good.

00:48:45.000 Was it one eye?

00:48:45.000 Yeah, it looked like a 90s action movie cover.

00:48:48.000 You know, just the one eye, dramatic lighting.

00:48:51.000 Fellini!

00:48:52.000 Yes!

00:48:52.000 I'm over here like dialing it up like, come on!

00:48:55.000 Clint!

00:48:56.000 John K. James is sitting there.

00:48:57.000 I see him.

00:48:57.000 He's like, go back!

00:49:00.000 Hey, well, Charlie Sheen, he was actually on a show that's called The Flipside with Michael Loftus.

00:49:05.000 It was syndicated for a little while.

00:49:06.000 It was kind of a right-leaning comedy show.

00:49:08.000 And he talked about being more conservative libertarian.

00:49:12.000 Obviously, as someone who's one of the more outspoken right-leaning celebrities in Hollywood, did that come up at all?

00:49:19.000 A little bit.

00:49:21.000 I wouldn't say he's jumped the reservation, but he's taken views that are way beyond the pale, and he holds to them.

00:49:35.000 But also, he calls a spade a spade, and he chuckles at some of the stuff that the progressive movement is doing, although there's a lot of things that he believes That what they're doing is correct.

00:49:47.000 I mean, Emilio is a progressive.

00:49:49.000 His dad, he comes, he took kind of a conservative approach on things, in my opinion, on things mostly are libertarian and solid.

00:50:00.000 Yeah, you should think that way.

00:50:03.000 Although he was really anti-gun, which surprised me.

00:50:07.000 When they took his guns away, it's going to make you anti-gun.

00:50:11.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:50:12.000 It kind of changes your view because you can't have access to it.

00:50:14.000 He cooled his heels.

00:50:15.000 Yeah, he cooled his heels on weapons.

00:50:17.000 I think he had some trouble where he was shooting some guns when he wasn't supposed to be.

00:50:21.000 Yeah, I just think of that as Hollywood.

00:50:23.000 I mean, that's a good old...

00:50:24.000 That's what happens over there at Eminem's studio every Tuesday.

00:50:29.000 So, okay, so that was a lot of fun to rekindle that.

00:50:33.000 What has it been like?

00:50:34.000 I mean, last time we had you on...

00:50:36.000 You know, was it before Donald Trump had actually been inaugurated?

00:50:40.000 I think so.

00:50:41.000 It was right then.

00:50:42.000 And you said, you know, you were really curious to see how people react in that town because they were already starting to lose their minds.

00:50:49.000 What has it been like out there for you?

00:50:51.000 Is it entertaining?

00:50:52.000 Well, they've kept losing their minds.

00:50:54.000 It's grating.

00:50:56.000 So it's grating at this point.

00:50:57.000 It's no longer entertaining.

00:50:58.000 No, it's gone beyond entertainment.

00:51:01.000 And I don't know, they're doing exactly what the playbook says, and that is just harass and harangue, and they don't pay attention to conversation, and they don't pay attention to sort of the narrative as it's laid out truthfully.

00:51:18.000 They all tend to kind of listen to their own people.

00:51:22.000 And make up their own things and then believe what they see on the cover of Variety.

00:51:28.000 I mean, well, you can't fit that much on the cover variety if there's a tranny on there nowadays, and that's half their catalogs.

00:51:34.000 Well, you can put Chelsea Clinton, you know.

00:51:37.000 Oh, that's right!

00:51:38.000 That's right.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, they did a little—it wasn't Chelsea Clinton and the tranny.

00:51:43.000 It was just Chelsea Clinton.

00:51:44.000 Yeah, well, Chelsea Clinton kind of takes the full spread.

00:51:46.000 You need to use a wide-angle lens.

00:51:48.000 Yeah, yes.

00:51:49.000 Well, they made her really pretty.

00:51:50.000 They made her really pretty.

00:51:51.000 Well, they made Caitlyn Jenner really pretty.

00:51:54.000 I'll tell you what, no, they have not let up on Donald Trump, and maybe in time they will.

00:52:04.000 I think the public is still continuing to not only give him a break, but support him.

00:52:10.000 And they're certainly not supporting the narrative that the media is throwing out there.

00:52:15.000 Yeah, well, they certainly don't even acknowledge that they're biased.

00:52:18.000 I think a few do, though.

00:52:19.000 Let me ask you this.

00:52:20.000 Since we're talking about, you know, it's Hitler's birthday, I guess, in honor of Hitler's birthday, that's the wrong word to use, but people are kind of, you know, in the entertainment industry in Hollywood, there are actual meetings of conservatives, and it's almost like drawing half the Christian fish and someone completing it.

00:52:35.000 Are you seeing more?

00:52:36.000 Are people now kind of drawn half that fish?

00:52:39.000 Like, are you?

00:52:40.000 I feel as though I've gotten more letters from people that I can't even name who would surprise folks out there who are now thinking of coming out of the closet.

00:52:49.000 Have you sensed that just because the left has gone so far?

00:52:52.000 It's like, all right, you know what?

00:52:53.000 Whatever at this point.

00:52:56.000 Well, you know, I think generally conservative people just kind of want to mind their own business and do their work.

00:53:03.000 Yeah.

00:53:04.000 And live their life.

00:53:06.000 I think the way that the progressives have picked on Trump has really irritated a lot of people.

00:53:13.000 Listen, I'm not in the mainstream of Hollywood.

00:53:16.000 I kind of live here in a residential area of Burbank.

00:53:19.000 I live a half a mile from the high school where I graduated and a half a mile from the hospital where I was delivered.

00:53:25.000 Yeah.

00:53:25.000 So I'm not...

00:53:26.000 My fingers aren't really on the pulse of...

00:53:28.000 4chan now knows where you live.

00:53:30.000 4chan now knows where he lives.

00:53:33.000 I don't know if you've seen these people.

00:53:34.000 These are the people that can find anything.

00:53:35.000 Have you heard that story?

00:53:36.000 They found all the Antifa protesters.

00:53:38.000 They found the Shia LaBeouf.

00:53:40.000 Did you...

00:53:40.000 Because, you know, he did that.

00:53:40.000 He will not divide a steal.

00:53:42.000 And we went there and we hijacked his feed.

00:53:45.000 And then after that, he moved his feed to London.

00:53:47.000 People found it right away online.

00:53:49.000 He's an online activist.

00:53:50.000 And then he moved the feed, I swear to you.

00:53:52.000 This is what they can do online now, Clint.

00:53:54.000 They just put a flag up that said, he will not divide us.

00:53:56.000 And people online looked at the jetway patterns, zoomed in, found the brand of plane that was flying, found the proximity, drove around that proximity, honking a horn until someone heard it on the webcam and found it within two days.

00:54:10.000 So they can find you now, Clint.

00:54:12.000 Well, and that's, listen, that's rudimentary.

00:54:15.000 Also, I'm sure that in the background, there's stuff on my bulletin board.

00:54:20.000 And if you digitally capture it and you want to zoom in, I don't think I have anything there that I really am ashamed of.

00:54:29.000 So I'll look again.

00:54:31.000 But no, I'm okay.

00:54:32.000 I got a telephone bill.

00:54:33.000 I just mean I don't want them to find wherever you live and kill you.

00:54:35.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:54:38.000 That's the problem.

00:54:39.000 Maybe they would find me and hire me.

00:54:41.000 That would be cool.

00:54:42.000 That would be cool.

00:54:42.000 I don't think they're going to find you and hijack your memorabilia unless they're O.J. Simpson.

00:54:46.000 That's kind of his calling code.

00:54:49.000 Well, okay, so what are you working on next?

00:54:51.000 I mean, the body of work, for people who don't know, just go on IMDb.

00:54:56.000 It's overwhelming.

00:54:58.000 So what are you working on next, or what should people be looking for you in?

00:55:02.000 Well, you know, I heard a rumor that my brother is getting ready to do a picture, and it involves Americans in America, which is really wonderful.

00:55:12.000 I mean, only because, listen, I'm a team player, and if it doesn't make sense, I mean, there's nothing for me in Da Vinci Code.

00:55:18.000 There's nothing for me in, oh, Heart of the Sea, really.

00:55:23.000 So anyway, but this one I think is going to be here and I'm kind of excited.

00:55:28.000 Hopefully it's going to unfold pretty quick.

00:55:31.000 I worked on, Billy Ray Cyrus does a little TV series for country music television.

00:55:36.000 And it's called Still the King.

00:55:39.000 And it's a goofy style.

00:55:40.000 It's kind of like My Name is Earl.

00:55:43.000 It's fun.

00:55:44.000 And I'm playing a character that is very reminiscent of as crazy as Clint Howard can play.

00:55:49.000 My hair goes out.

00:55:50.000 I play a guy named Crazy.

00:55:52.000 My first name's Crazy.

00:55:53.000 And my last name's Dave.

00:55:55.000 Crazy Dave.

00:55:56.000 Crazy Dave.

00:55:58.000 And he's just absolutely just nuts.

00:56:01.000 In fact, I did two episodes this past year and they did a thing.

00:56:05.000 They gave me Ship of Fools.

00:56:07.000 I had an idea of having this character do like ships in a bottle, except they'd be like from Deliverance, the canoe.

00:56:15.000 Oh, God.

00:56:17.000 You know, like the life, the pod in Captain Phillips.

00:56:21.000 Was this an idea so much as just copy-pasting your pastime?

00:56:24.000 Because it seems as though you're being involved.

00:56:27.000 Just weird.

00:56:28.000 So these guys on the last day of wrap, they presented me with a copy of, it was inside of an old wine bottle, there's a deliverance seat.

00:56:36.000 Oh, gosh.

00:56:37.000 I hate that film.

00:56:40.000 And you know why I hate that film?

00:56:41.000 Here's another true story.

00:56:42.000 I was with my ex-girlfriend at the time, and I just heard about, you know, you hear Deliverance.

00:56:45.000 It's ubiquitous, right?

00:56:46.000 Everyone talks about it.

00:56:47.000 It's kind of one of those movies, like Apocalypse Now, Deliverance.

00:56:50.000 Well, I didn't know why Deliverance was a film that everyone remembered.

00:56:55.000 And I remember I was like, yeah, let's get Deliverance.

00:56:57.000 And I came home with my ex-girlfriend.

00:56:59.000 I was at her house, and her dad and her mom were there.

00:57:01.000 And they were like, oh, you're going to watch a movie?

00:57:03.000 He said, yeah, you're more than welcome to join us.

00:57:04.000 We'd all watch movies.

00:57:05.000 And her dad goes, what'd you rent?

00:57:08.000 I said, Deliverance.

00:57:10.000 He said, with Jon Voight?

00:57:12.000 I said, yeah.

00:57:13.000 He said, you ever seen it before?

00:57:15.000 I said, no.

00:57:17.000 He said, Sylvia, we're going to watch Deliverance tonight.

00:57:19.000 And then I was sitting there with my ex-girlfriend's mom.

00:57:22.000 And by the time it got around to the piggy squeal, I just wanted to crawl into my own body and die.

00:57:29.000 Were you dating Amish?

00:57:32.000 No.

00:57:33.000 No, I was dating...

00:57:34.000 But it's just an uncomfortable scene to watch.

00:57:36.000 I mean, it's as uncomfortable...

00:57:38.000 Oh, a little squeal like a pig.

00:57:40.000 What does it bother people?

00:57:41.000 Come on.

00:57:42.000 I guess for Clint Howard, it's not that big a deal.

00:57:44.000 But for a 16-year-old...

00:57:46.000 I'm in the entertainment business, so I guess I have a different perspective than you.

00:57:51.000 As a kid, I could imagine.

00:57:56.000 You've probably seen worse in the green room out there in the entertainment industry.

00:58:00.000 I've performed the worst.

00:58:02.000 All right.

00:58:09.000 Well, listen, we don't have a ton of time, so we'll have to talk about that when we have you back next time, and we'll frame you up perfectly.

00:58:15.000 Clint Howard, thank you so much.

00:58:17.000 Hey, and I also wouldn't mind getting political a little bit, too, you know?

00:58:20.000 I mean, I want to talk about the Vagina Museum.

00:58:23.000 Oh, well, okay.

00:58:24.000 Well, before we go...

00:58:24.000 I was on the...

00:58:28.000 It was catch and release and you were really going back in.

00:58:31.000 No, no, no.

00:58:32.000 Listen, I know hopefully the Vagina Museum will stay afloat a while longer because I think there's just an unlimited opportunity to make pilgrimages there and, you know, tribute.

00:58:45.000 Yes.

00:58:45.000 Because is there anything better in the world than what they're talking about?

00:58:50.000 Um...

00:58:52.000 You know, when you make it like 12 feet high in plaster, all of a sudden it's off-putting.

00:58:57.000 You know, they're taking something that we love and ruining it.

00:59:03.000 Bring it on, baby!

00:59:04.000 So did Elvis!

00:59:05.000 Ha!

00:59:06.000 Alright, well, yeah, next time we can talk political.

00:59:08.000 I tried to talk political.

00:59:09.000 I thought you wanted to veer off, but next time we will do that, you tell us exactly what you want to talk about.

00:59:15.000 Clint Howard.

00:59:15.000 Hey, big fun.

00:59:17.000 Thank you so much, Clint.

00:59:18.000 Clint Howard dictates the day.

00:59:20.000 Next time, Clint Howard's birthday.

00:59:21.000 Wish him a happy birthday, however you can, but that's music.

00:59:24.000 That means we're going to wrap this up after this.

00:59:26.000 It just isn't done that well.

00:59:28.000 Welcome to Wild at Large.

00:59:38.000 On the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Pront. .

00:59:43.000 Oh, the water buffalo.

00:59:45.000 A powerful, if oft misunderstood creature, also known by its scientific name, Chankus Uyghurus.

00:59:52.000 Chankus?

00:59:53.000 Chankus?

00:59:54.000 We can do a pick-up on that, right?

00:59:56.000 Yes, Jasper.

00:59:57.000 Cenkus Uygurus, deriving from the Latin terminology to insinuate of poor integrity.

01:00:03.000 Mostly known as a docile, gentle, overall agreeable creature.

01:00:08.000 One finding itself amidst adversity, however, transforms into a bombastic, disagreeable, formidable prick.

01:00:15.000 Dammit, Jasper.

01:00:16.000 Just do the lines.

01:00:17.000 No, no, I'm telling you.

01:00:18.000 I was on a safari out there in India.

01:00:21.000 I don't know if you call it a safari.

01:00:23.000 We were in a jeep, and this thing came up and just started ramming it for no reason.

01:00:27.000 Just save the lines.

01:00:30.000 I think this is important.

01:00:31.000 We're doing our viewers a service here.

01:00:33.000 This water buffalo is not what he presents himself to be.

01:00:35.000 Some people might think it's a good-natured, agreeable creature just looking to be pet, when really, he's misleading and just looking for a bar fight.

01:00:44.000 What are you even talking about, Jasper?

01:00:45.000 I'm talking about one of these things when I was out there with the ex-wife and the children almost bull-nosed our SUV right over.

01:00:52.000 For no reason before that, we were feeding the damn thing.

01:00:55.000 We were supporting its livelihood.

01:00:57.000 It just turned on us.

01:00:59.000 Went everything against we thought it stood for.

01:01:01.000 And then those park rangers fined my ex-wife because she fed them the wrong food and she had the nerve to send me the bill, by God.

01:01:09.000 Yes, but just stop.

01:01:10.000 Do you know what that's like?

01:01:12.000 Do you know what that's like to get a bill six months after an annulment for something you didn't even do?

01:01:18.000 Do you know how soul-crushing that is?

01:01:20.000 I bet if you did, you'd stop telling me to stop, you smug little sh...

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01:03:13.000 All right, glad to be with you.

01:03:16.000 Thanks so much to Gavin and Clint Howard.

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01:03:25.000 Both of them.

01:03:27.000 But I don't think they would deny it.

01:03:29.000 They would not.

01:03:30.000 I think they, yeah, gotta respect that.

01:03:33.000 Yeah.

01:03:33.000 Hey, we're all a little bit crazy.

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01:03:35.000 You're just crazy.

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01:03:38.000 We have a big week coming up next week.

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01:03:46.000 One of the guys who created Greenpeace.

01:03:48.000 So we have a lot.

01:03:48.000 We have a lot coming up this next week.

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01:03:59.000 They're shutting down voices of opposition, trying to crowd out small voices.

01:04:02.000 We talked about that with Karen Strong.

01:04:03.000 Hey, you were bringing up a point, and I thought it was a good point.

01:04:07.000 And I've written an article.

01:04:08.000 I wrote an article for Fox News a long time ago when I used to work there about how leftists want to keep you in big cities.

01:04:15.000 And it's actually by design.

01:04:17.000 That's why they create these welfare programs.

01:04:19.000 That's why they want you on public transit.

01:04:21.000 They want you dependent on the government.

01:04:22.000 And that's why you do see there's a multitude of reasons where liberal enclaves exist in big cities.

01:04:28.000 And you were talking about something kind of in addendum.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, I was hanging out at a downtown, and we went to this park where there's food trucks and stuff, and there's people throwing footballs and Frisbees and eating and having fun, and people who knew each other, people who didn't know each other, and it's just a big group of people hanging out, kind of like a big outdoor party.

01:04:46.000 I'm thinking, I'm like, you know, I bet you there's very few conservatives here.

01:04:50.000 I bet you most of these people around just looking at...

01:04:56.000 I just wouldn't bet there's a lot of conservatives here.

01:04:58.000 And I think, knowing people in my family, knowing people I know, conservatives, I don't think, tend to go to those kind of things.

01:05:05.000 I think there's a big problem, I think, with conservatives who tend to stay home, bunker up.

01:05:11.000 And keep themselves.

01:05:12.000 And they kind of expect, I think, Fox News and things to indoctrinate people with conservatism.

01:05:17.000 And they don't really get out and share things.

01:05:20.000 They don't hang out at such events.

01:05:22.000 I think, first of all, I wouldn't say conservative.

01:05:23.000 I'd say even just opposing viewpoints in most of these big cities.

01:05:26.000 But yeah, I mean, here's the thing, too, with sort of Clint Howard was talking about this.

01:05:29.000 With libertarians, you know, conservatives, they really want you to leave them alone, right?

01:05:34.000 They don't want you very involved with their life.

01:05:36.000 So you have that component to it.

01:05:38.000 Then, again, we've talked about how we have conservatives, we have libertarians, we have sort of populists.

01:05:45.000 There's such a wide, we have constitutionalists, there's such a wide spectrum as opposed to the left right now.

01:05:51.000 You know, there really is no room for someone even like a Dave Rubin.

01:05:53.000 There would be no room for a JFK on the left today.

01:05:55.000 It's very narrow.

01:05:57.000 They're very extreme.

01:05:58.000 They are far more extreme than the spectrum of conservatives.

01:06:03.000 So that also adds to it where I think, I don't know who it was who said this, it's kind of like trying to herd cats.

01:06:09.000 Because you encourage them to think differently.

01:06:11.000 You encourage them to argue.

01:06:12.000 You encourage them to question authority.

01:06:14.000 You encourage them to effectively be contrarian and use the Socratic method as we do on this show.

01:06:20.000 And then you're like, hey, can we band together for this?

01:06:23.000 No!

01:06:24.000 So you have that component, and then you have the component where conservatives just don't tend to want to live in big cities because they like their freedom.

01:06:30.000 They like their independence.

01:06:31.000 I just love the New York subway.

01:06:33.000 Most conservatives are going to say, good for you.

01:06:35.000 I like having a car.

01:06:36.000 When I lived in New York City, people would say, the subway system is so convenient.

01:06:39.000 I can leave from my house on the Upper East Side, and I can be down in Midtown on 6th Avenue in 25 minutes.

01:06:45.000 I'm like, great.

01:06:46.000 Anywhere else in the country, I can walk out my door four steps into my driveway, and I'm there within three.

01:06:52.000 You're talking about a two-mile drive.

01:06:55.000 So this is just me.

01:06:56.000 I don't like being – I like visiting big cities.

01:06:59.000 I don't like being in big cities.

01:07:00.000 And, of course, big cities breed dependence.

01:07:02.000 You see that.

01:07:03.000 You see that with, of course, the intellectual elites as we talk about.

01:07:06.000 These people, they avoid rural America, rural anywhere, like the plague.

01:07:11.000 It's not even just rural America.

01:07:12.000 You see it in Europe now like we're talking about with Le Pen.

01:07:14.000 People just thought it was an American redneck thing.

01:07:15.000 You're seeing it everywhere where people aren't right in the leftist echo chamber.

01:07:20.000 So I think you're right about that.

01:07:21.000 And then, furthermore, the right is such an echo chamber like you're talking about Fox News.

01:07:26.000 Right now, everyone's fighting about Bill O'Reilly.

01:07:28.000 The left is laughing at us because no one cares.

01:07:31.000 I mean, Fox News is lucky to pull 3 million viewers.

01:07:33.000 The Walking Dead, 15 million.

01:07:35.000 Breaking Bad was like 15 million on its last episode.

01:07:39.000 It's not even close when you actually account for cable news ratings.

01:07:42.000 It's not even close to the kind of cultural programming that we have out there.

01:07:45.000 But conservatives, because they stay in their echo chamber, and then they're also free thinkers, critical thinkers, it also lends itself to the point where there's a lot of cannibalization.

01:07:55.000 It's like conservatives are on a cannibal island.

01:07:58.000 Whereas the left, they're in this, basically, think about them, they're like the North Koreans.

01:08:03.000 They're in a communist regime where all of them are going to follow dear leader and for the greater good, they're going to come together and agree and we need to get Hillary elected.

01:08:13.000 With the conservatives, you saw a lot of people who opposed Donald Trump.

01:08:15.000 Still, why?

01:08:16.000 Because, well, he wasn't ideologically consistent.

01:08:18.000 And I understand at that point between Hillary and Trump, the support for Trump, but you didn't see that so much with Hillary.

01:08:24.000 You didn't see that with Barack Obama.

01:08:26.000 They step in line and support their own because it is groupthink versus individualthink.

01:08:30.000 So when you take individualthink, like you said, remove them, where they don't interact with other people a whole lot, now you've created an echo chamber, and the only people they have to fight are themselves.

01:08:40.000 And that's a big reason why...

01:08:44.000 Outside of the recent election, culturally, conservatives have had a really tough time.

01:08:48.000 I think there's this mindset that to be a community-minded person means to be like a hippie liberal sitting around singing Kumbaya with their shoes off around a fire.

01:08:57.000 I don't think people think of community-minded being like, oh, you know what?

01:09:01.000 Let's let's let's go to the block party on our street this year.

01:09:05.000 Let's talk with our neighbors.

01:09:06.000 Let's converse with them.

01:09:07.000 Let's share ideas and opinions and thoughts and let's have them over for dinner.

01:09:11.000 And I think liberals tend to be a little bit better about that, better at that kind of thing.

01:09:16.000 Well, I think I just think it's their natural habitat being in cities, you know, being in crappy little apartments.

01:09:23.000 But I've talked about this before.

01:09:26.000 This is important for conservatives out there.

01:09:28.000 You can't be complacent.

01:09:29.000 We've talked about this when we just performed at the USCCA conference.

01:09:32.000 There's the Trump slump for gun companies and for concealed carry.

01:09:36.000 Conservatives culturally, they really, the only string they have to play on, the only thing they actually do band together with is being an opposition party.

01:09:44.000 So you saw it with Barack Obama.

01:09:46.000 And you saw that with, for example, gun sales.

01:09:48.000 Well, now that Donald Trump is president, conservatives become complacent.

01:09:51.000 And they look to Fox News to save them.

01:09:53.000 They look to some transcendent political figure to save them.

01:09:55.000 They don't understand that it's a constant cultural battle.

01:09:58.000 You're not looking for the Rocky Marciano one overhand right to fix it.

01:10:02.000 You need to be flicking that jab this entire time.

01:10:03.000 And they're not.

01:10:04.000 They're just not doing it.

01:10:07.000 And the way it's won, the way these battle, it's a battle of inches.

01:10:09.000 We talked about this when I was in Milwaukee at a wedding and I was watching a UFC fight.

01:10:15.000 Gosh, I think it was John.

01:10:16.000 No, maybe it wasn't John Jones.

01:10:17.000 It was Daniel Cormier.

01:10:18.000 And I was sitting next to a guy.

01:10:21.000 It was almost entirely black.

01:10:23.000 And I was talking with him.

01:10:24.000 And he started discussing John Jones.

01:10:27.000 It wasn't a John Jones fight, but he started discussing his DUI and how he hit a pregnant woman.

01:10:31.000 And this guy was just sort of starting to express some values.

01:10:33.000 And he said, you know, man, you just got to get your crap together, man.

01:10:36.000 You're a grown man.

01:10:37.000 You know, you got a wife and kids.

01:10:38.000 And they seem really nice, too.

01:10:39.000 And he was sitting there.

01:10:41.000 And I just had a conversation with him.

01:10:42.000 And by the end of it, he realized, maybe not putting an R next to his name, but he realized that he was a conservative.

01:10:49.000 He realized that he was an independent, the guy was a small business owner, or I think trying to start it, I think at the time he was Ubering.

01:10:54.000 You have to go back through the archives and remember the exact story.

01:10:56.000 I don't remember the exact story, but I remember we just had a conversation, I ordered the guy a beer, and we interacted.

01:11:02.000 And there cannot, that's a big part of this show.

01:11:05.000 Just on a macro scale, YouTube, for the longest time, We're good to go.

01:11:27.000 And I understand some of that.

01:11:28.000 They kind of copy-pasted all their problems with Fox News to me.

01:11:32.000 So this is a big part.

01:11:33.000 This is the interaction.

01:11:34.000 This was just continually having interaction in an environment, going into that town, going into the block party that is YouTube, and talking with people.

01:11:43.000 Sometimes getting into arguments with people.

01:11:44.000 But if you listen to most of this show, it's talking with people.

01:11:47.000 It's having these conversations, having the day-to-day interactions.

01:11:50.000 And it may not seem like a lot, but if you can just have...

01:11:53.000 A few of those a week, a few of those a month.

01:11:55.000 If just the people, just the people right now hearing this and watching this, this show, not including all the other shows this month, just the people right now hearing this message did it with a few folks each month, and you would cover half the country if everyone did it and it spread out within a matter of months.

01:12:14.000 That's something I always appreciate about you.

01:12:16.000 But I need to make up for the opening of the show.

01:12:18.000 Shut up.

01:12:19.000 You've always been very good.

01:12:21.000 I've always respected that.

01:12:23.000 You're not just about this programming talk to people, but I've seen you talk to waiters, talk to, have deep conversations with taxi drivers and Uber drivers in your salon.

01:12:31.000 Probably some of them hated you after those interactions.

01:12:34.000 But I respected that you take it and you have this.

01:12:36.000 The Uber driver in New York.

01:12:37.000 You did.

01:12:38.000 From Sweden.

01:12:39.000 But those one-on-one conversations are so important.

01:12:40.000 I think people need to just be more mindfully aware of being visible in their neighborhoods, being visible in their community, to have those conversations and to be bold about them.

01:12:48.000 Yeah.

01:12:49.000 Well, listen, because there's no one person who can do it, and we're incredibly grateful for the support.

01:12:53.000 But like we talked about with Mug Club, with CRTV, listen, you know what our goal is?

01:12:56.000 Right now, YouTube is...

01:12:58.000 Kind of in shambles.

01:12:59.000 No one knows what's happening.

01:13:00.000 And you see all these people out there on YouTube, all the people who you felt, not even necessarily conservatives, some people are alt-right, some people are conservatives, some people are libertarian.

01:13:06.000 They're saying, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.

01:13:09.000 Maybe I'm going to set up a Patreon.

01:13:11.000 Listen, our goal is not to just be this show.

01:13:14.000 We want to bring all of those people into CRTV.

01:13:17.000 There's no need for Patreon.

01:13:18.000 There's no need for charity.

01:13:19.000 There's no need for everyone to be scrambled and fractured.

01:13:21.000 And that's just, you know, it's a symbol, this idea of what we're doing.

01:13:25.000 It's a symbol to support a greater movement and to finally say, let's put our money where our mouth is and fight back.

01:13:29.000 And that comes in a battle of inches and interacting on a constant day-to-day basis.

01:13:34.000 Don't be afraid to do it.

01:13:35.000 Don't shy away from it.

01:13:36.000 If you see what's happening in Europe, if anything, you should feel emboldened.

01:13:39.000 Just go out this week and talk to a few people.

01:13:42.000 Sometimes you gotta be a bit of a jerk.

01:13:44.000 That's a roll of the dice.

01:13:46.000 But it's better to try than just to have never even given it a shot.

01:13:51.000 Because if people hear you're a conservative and you never actually express your view, or if they hear you're a libertarian, people who are primed to hate you, they're already going to hate you.

01:14:00.000 So you have nothing to lose by explaining your position.

01:14:03.000 So do it.

01:14:04.000 Do it as early and as often as you can and let us know how it works out for you.

01:14:09.000 Hopefully we'll get to it, but we get a lot of emails.

01:14:11.000 Have a good week.

01:14:12.000 We'll see you next Monday.

Louder with Crowder - April 21, 2017

#155 EUROPE SUCKS! Gavin McInnes and Clint Howard | Louder With Crowder

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