Louder with Crowder - 2024 Election Livestream of the Century: The Rumble on Rumble

00:00:00.000 *music* I think we got it!

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00:01:03.000 *music* is gonna be the day turning power to red from blue.

00:01:09.000 By now you should have somehow realized what they're trying to do.

00:01:13.000 They're not gonna let up.

00:01:14.000 But I don't believe that anybody could steal it from me and you.

00:01:19.000 No way, no how.

00:01:21.000 Had their ballots intercepted before they arrived to them and cast without their knowledge.

00:01:26.000 They need illegals in the street cause they'll vote for Dems without a doubt. 1.00

00:01:31.000 You spend a fortune at the store while they fly, I'm here to get handouts.

00:01:35.000 I don't believe that anybody needs a border more than we do now.

00:01:43.000 We have to have strong borders.

00:01:45.000 I want to build a wall.

00:01:47.000 You need the wall.

00:01:48.000 The demographic changes here are blinding. 0.99

00:01:52.000 Tonight the leftist dicks need some reminding. 0.88

00:01:58.000 There are many ways that we can keep our nation true, and there's one way how to make America great again. 0.92

00:02:09.000 Well, frankly, we're gonna stop the anchor babies.

00:02:18.000 It takes brass balls, but I'll build the wall.

00:02:28.000 We're gonna build the wall.

00:02:29.000 We have no choice.

00:02:31.000 We have no choice.

00:02:36.000 Crazies are standing in our way.

00:02:38.000 Now it's time to be the voice for you. 0.99

00:02:41.000 By now you should have somehow realized that you're getting screwed.

00:02:45.000 I don't believe that anybody will win as big as we are about to now.

00:02:55.000 The endless lies of tax and weaponizing Tonight the liberal toads need some reminding So many wins that Trump will have in term number two And it's starting now I said frankly We're gonna be the one that saves it To

00:03:27.000 chew that great big wall.

00:03:32.000 You're not crazy.

00:03:36.000 Magas all across the nation.

00:03:40.000 So many magas.

00:03:41.000 We heard our country's call.

00:03:45.000 It's one big red wall.

00:03:50.000 A beautiful wall.

00:03:52.000 I said maybe.

00:03:56.000 But we'll be the one that saves it!

00:04:00.000 We're gonna save this great, great nation!

00:04:04.000 We're gonna save it, folks!

00:04:05.000 We're gonna be the ones that save it Everyone says we'll save it This great, great nation.

00:04:20.000 Thank you.

00:04:50.000 Thank you.

00:05:20.000 There you go.

00:05:21.000 That's the sound of our...

00:05:23.000 Ooh, my headphones came in hot.

00:05:24.000 ...of our Super Bowl. 0.74

00:05:26.000 Only, unlike the Super Bowl, it is consequential, and it's significantly less gay. 0.97

00:05:31.000 So, come on.

00:05:32.000 Also, very, very few cutaways to Taylor Swift.

00:05:35.000 I do have to fix this headphone thing, though, because it's just giving me...

00:05:38.000 Do I sound okay to you guys?

00:05:39.000 It does.

00:05:39.000 Yeah.

00:05:40.000 All right.

00:05:40.000 Horrible.

00:05:41.000 We have...

00:05:43.000 We have so much to get to.

00:05:44.000 This is the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble.

00:05:47.000 There's a lot that makes tonight different.

00:05:48.000 So let me bring in the folks we have here right now, which could change, by the way, because we are not leaving you tonight until we know who the next president of the United States is, Donald Trump.

00:05:58.000 But...

00:06:00.000 I don't know, so that was a little bit of foreshadowing.

00:06:02.000 So we have Captain Morgan, number two CEO. How are you?

00:06:05.000 I am doing far better than you.

00:06:06.000 How are you feeling?

00:06:07.000 I had the stomach flu from hell.

00:06:09.000 I lost eight pounds in about 12 hours, but I am here.

00:06:13.000 I got an IV, and I'm good to go.

00:06:15.000 We also have a button that kills all microphones tonight.

00:06:19.000 I wonder why.

00:06:20.000 And a bucket next to me.

00:06:22.000 True story.

00:06:24.000 Let us know in the chat if you'd like us not to kill the mics if that happens. 1.00

00:06:27.000 We have ginger chews and some things that won't be mentioned.

00:06:32.000 We have, of course, he's going to be at the Bridgeview Center Theater in Ottumwa, Iowa, November 9th.

00:06:39.000 You watch him on Mug Club.

00:06:40.000 You can go to nickdipp.com for the rest of his tour dates.

00:06:42.000 Nick DiPaolo, funniest man alive.

00:06:44.000 How are you, sir?

00:06:44.000 Good, how you doing?

00:06:45.000 You know, Steve, like they say, the great ones play hurt, so I'm glad you're here with your dirty pants. 0.69

00:06:51.000 Two pairs of pants. 0.98

00:06:52.000 Two pairs of rubber panties.

00:06:54.000 It's because of the insulation.

00:06:55.000 It gets cold in the studio.

00:06:57.000 So what do we have tonight?

00:06:58.000 Look, we told you we have...

00:06:59.000 You can go right now to the Election Integrity Map.

00:07:02.000 Electionintegritymap.com.

00:07:03.000 We're going to bring that up in a second, but we have a lot of guests.

00:07:05.000 We have Tim Pool.

00:07:06.000 We have Donald Trump Jr.

00:07:07.000 We have Dan Bongino.

00:07:08.000 We have Alex Jones.

00:07:09.000 We have Vivek Ramaswamy.

00:07:11.000 We have Russell Brand.

00:07:12.000 We have The Quartering.

00:07:12.000 And we have Devin Nunez tonight.

00:07:15.000 We also have The Drinking Game Rules.

00:07:18.000 Let's bring them up.

00:07:20.000 Tonight, you will drink anytime a state is called for Donald Trump.

00:07:24.000 Anytime a state is deemed too close to call, which will probably not happen that much tonight.

00:07:29.000 We'll get into why.

00:07:30.000 Anytime the mainstream media has a meltdown.

00:07:31.000 You will drink anytime there are election hijinks.

00:07:35.000 Already alcohol poisoning.

00:07:36.000 And you are going to drink any time a swing state is called.

00:07:39.000 And then you finish your drink any time a pundit cries on air and we do have our leftist meltdown alert.

00:07:45.000 Crying doesn't just mean tears.

00:07:47.000 No, it doesn't.

00:07:48.000 Okay, so that's a judgment call based on our interpretation of the rules.

00:07:50.000 It means the deadening of the soul.

00:07:52.000 Yes.

00:07:53.000 If you see them cry on the inside, that counts.

00:07:55.000 Yes, if we are so lucky.

00:07:58.000 Before we go to our opening performance here, let me just show you what it is.

00:08:03.000 You can keep this up with you tonight.

00:08:06.000 There's no reason to go to CNN Fox News to see what's going on as far as it states.

00:08:09.000 The election integrity map.

00:08:11.000 Let's bring this right up here.

00:08:13.000 I have it right next to me.

00:08:14.000 And you have your own version, of course, with all the API data at electionintegritymap.com.

00:08:20.000 Right here we have, you see, we'll have all the states.

00:08:22.000 They'll fill out as we go through them.

00:08:24.000 Also, see those little exclamation points that kind of look like nuclear hazard symbols a little bit?

00:08:24.000 Yep.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 That tomfoolery is going on.

00:08:32.000 So let me show you how...

00:08:33.000 I thought those were illegals. 0.98

00:08:34.000 Well, there'd be far more of them.

00:08:37.000 It would just be nothing.

00:08:38.000 I can't even see.

00:08:39.000 It would look like when, what was it, Charlie Brown, if someone used to swear and it just had those little symbols.

00:08:43.000 That would be the entire map.

00:08:46.000 With a lot of rape, too. 1.00

00:08:47.000 Also, the apartment complex is being taken over.

00:08:49.000 So let's say, like, right now, let's go to Ohio.

00:08:51.000 What happens is, if you're in Ohio, you click on Mogador, Ohio, and you see that there's been some unprotected Wi-Fi reported at a polling station.

00:09:02.000 And here we actually have cybersecurity expert Ryan Montgomery, who took a look at this and actually sent us this response.

00:09:10.000 So you'll click on it, and then right there on your own map, you open it up.

00:09:13.000 There is a video, and can you play that video?

00:09:17.000 Just images for this one.

00:09:18.000 I got the Ryan video.

00:09:20.000 You got the Ryan video.

00:09:21.000 So you'll click it, it'll open up, and then you will have this video live for you if you're watching on your computer.

00:09:27.000 Hey everybody, it's Ryan Montgomery, also known as ZeroDay, and I was just checking out the tweet from Steven Crowder and it looks like there's a wireless device being used in a voting facility and clearly that's against the law.

00:09:40.000 They wanted to get my opinion on it, and I'm going to just give you this.

00:09:43.000 So every single year, I go to this event called DEFCON, which is a hacking convention in Las Vegas.

00:09:48.000 There's usually about 30,000 people there.

00:09:50.000 One of those sections within this conference is called the Voting Village.

00:09:54.000 And since 2017, to my knowledge, there's been vulnerabilities found in voting machines.

00:10:01.000 Up until 2024, there were multiple vulnerabilities found in the current voting machines that are being used right now.

00:10:08.000 The odds of them being fixed in time for the election are, you know, absolutely unbelievably low.

00:10:15.000 So I don't think that that, you know, that that is something that has happened.

00:10:19.000 I would check into this for yourself.

00:10:20.000 And no matter which party you're voting for, I believe we should have a fair election.

00:10:24.000 And stay safe and leave any questions below.

00:10:27.000 Thanks.

00:10:28.000 Alright, so you can bring it up, electionintegritymap.com.

00:10:30.000 We're also getting word right now that we, over here, may be the target of a DDoS attack, and good luck!

00:10:37.000 A what?

00:10:39.000 It's a denial-of-service attack.

00:10:41.000 So the best way that you can help right now is share this everywhere, everywhere.

00:10:45.000 If you're on Rumble, share it.

00:10:46.000 If you're on YouTube, share it.

00:10:47.000 If you're on X, share it.

00:10:48.000 Because this is unprecedented tonight, what we are doing.

00:10:52.000 I literally thought you said a diddy attack.

00:10:54.000 Oh, well.

00:10:55.000 As in peace.

00:10:56.000 It's far less fun.

00:10:57.000 It's not a party.

00:10:58.000 Those are the freak-offs.

00:11:00.000 Is that what they were?

00:11:01.000 Freak-ons?

00:11:01.000 Freak-offs?

00:11:02.000 Freak-offs.

00:11:02.000 Freak-ons?

00:11:03.000 I did them in high school. 0.67

00:11:04.000 They were a killer.

00:11:04.000 I don't remember what they were.

00:11:05.000 Were they freak-ons or were they freak-offs?

00:11:07.000 Freak-offs.

00:11:07.000 Okay.

00:11:07.000 Freak-offs.

00:11:08.000 Confirmed.

00:11:09.000 You know what?

00:11:10.000 While we deal with this DDoS attack, and you can see nothing up our sleeve, we're going to get back to an election roundup here with some exclusive data from early voting.

00:11:17.000 We are going to be calling all of these states.

00:11:19.000 We actually have Donald Trump calling all the swing states tonight.

00:11:22.000 So that's going to be something that's pretty interesting.

00:11:24.000 Quite a bit of fun.

00:11:25.000 And we're watching CNN really quickly.

00:11:27.000 I don't know if you want to bring that up in the lower third.

00:11:29.000 A lot of moving parts here tonight.

00:11:30.000 No one's ever attempted it, and with good reason.

00:11:34.000 We are going to have us Well, we're going to have this man kick us off here with a patriotic performance.

00:11:40.000 And I don't know if you know this, a lot of artists, they don't do the national anthem.

00:11:43.000 They don't.

00:11:44.000 Because it's like happy birthday.

00:11:45.000 There's also copyright issues sometimes.

00:11:47.000 But we have John Rich from Nashville joining us and kicking this off with patriotic ditty because we love our country.

00:11:54.000 Hey, good to be with you guys, Steve, and thank you so much.

00:11:58.000 It's awesome to share this night with you and all the patriots around America, the mug club, everybody's present and accounted for.

00:12:05.000 Probably the biggest night in our country, maybe in history.

00:12:10.000 It's an honor to be here with you tonight and to have been asked to sing a song you guys requested.

00:12:15.000 God bless America.

00:12:17.000 I can't think of a better song for Americans to be singing at this exact second.

00:12:22.000 So if you're out there and you want to sing along, just join me.

00:12:26.000 Live from Nashville goes like this.

00:12:31.000 God bless America.

00:12:34.000 Land that I love.

00:12:41.000 Stand beside and guide.

00:12:48.000 Through the night with the light from below.

00:12:56.000 From the mountain to the prairie.

00:13:01.000 To the oceans wide with foam.

00:13:08.000 Sing it now.

00:13:10.000 God bless America.

00:13:14.000 My home sweet home.

00:13:23.000 God bless America.

00:13:27.000 My home sweet home.

00:13:34.000 God bless America.

00:13:40.000 God bless each and every one of you.

00:13:42.000 And one last thing.

00:13:45.000 You ready?

00:13:46.000 It's time to make America big and rich again, baby!

00:13:49.000 Can I get a yee-haw?

00:13:53.000 Let's get her done, y'all.

00:13:54.000 Have a great night.

00:13:56.000 Well, the thing that I learned tonight is that John Rich lives in an airport.

00:14:00.000 That was his living room.

00:14:01.000 Where he does his best work.

00:14:04.000 It's the acoustics that matter.

00:14:05.000 That's right.

00:14:06.000 Excuse me, sir.

00:14:06.000 Are you Hootie?

00:14:07.000 No, I'm not Hootie.

00:14:10.000 And just so you know, we have this ticker tonight.

00:14:12.000 You can see what's going on in CNN. But we're not going to be tuning in to them a whole lot, aside from watching their meltdowns.

00:14:16.000 We will be calling states tonight.

00:14:17.000 We will be disputing states.

00:14:18.000 We will be providing you with updates and data that no one else can, actually, because we have all of the tools that they have in traditional media.

00:14:26.000 And I explained this before.

00:14:27.000 The reason for this is because when they called Arizona with 0.001% of the vote...

00:14:34.000 I couldn't do anything about it that night.

00:14:36.000 If you were here that election, you were here with me, you remember how frustrated we were.

00:14:40.000 We said it can't happen again.

00:14:42.000 And so we have all the same news wires, all the data.

00:14:44.000 We also have some experts here and also have combed through some voter rolls, have access to early voting data.

00:14:49.000 We have everything here.

00:14:51.000 And it's just a comic, so it's kind of crazy when you know how much work went into this.

00:14:58.000 Also, by the way, Polymarket is a sponsor tonight.

00:15:01.000 We have several sponsors, so you can go to polymarket.com.

00:15:04.000 People, I guess, out there can still bet on the election.

00:15:07.000 People can bet on the election.

00:15:08.000 I'm not telling you to bet on the election.

00:15:09.000 But there's also a betting line that's been opened up on whether this stream right now will be removed from YouTube.

00:15:16.000 Yep.

00:15:17.000 And I guess some people have already placed some bets.

00:15:20.000 There was a big spender there.

00:15:22.000 So what, there's a 12% chance now that it gets removed?

00:15:25.000 Yeah, it's a 12% chance.

00:15:26.000 I guess it's up.

00:15:28.000 Well, with each syllable uttered, that number goes up.

00:15:32.000 Do you know that Nick is on the show?

00:15:34.000 Yes.

00:15:36.000 I'm not saying boo.

00:15:37.000 No, no, no.

00:15:38.000 You can say boo.

00:15:39.000 Polymarket stepped up in a big sponsor for us.

00:15:41.000 Oh.

00:15:43.000 Okay, we're still on YouTube.

00:15:44.000 Yeah, we're still on YouTube.

00:15:44.000 Maybe not after this next one.

00:15:46.000 It's time for a quick election roundup.

00:15:47.000 Let's give you what we've seen thus far as far as foolery, shenanigans, underhanded tactics.

00:15:53.000 Pennsylvania.

00:15:54.000 This is what we have thus far.

00:15:55.000 Pennsylvania.

00:15:55.000 It was Cambria County.

00:15:57.000 I believe there was a software malfunction at 9.45 a.m., which disrupted ballot scanning.

00:16:03.000 Now, again, does this mean voter fraud?

00:16:04.000 No, it does not.

00:16:05.000 Does this mean ballot harvesting?

00:16:06.000 No, it does not.

00:16:07.000 Does this mean ballot stuffing?

00:16:08.000 No, it does not.

00:16:09.000 It does mean that there were people who were not allowed to vote in a county that was significantly Trump-leaning for a significant period of time.

00:16:17.000 I don't know if you know this, when people work for a living, sometimes that actually makes a significant difference.

00:16:21.000 Here's actually a video of what this looked like this morning.

00:16:24.000 And it's bringing it back and saying the exact same thing.

00:16:28.000 We can't reach the poor house.

00:16:31.000 Roxy and Dick Coloca.

00:16:33.000 Ah, Roxanne! 1.00

00:16:35.000 ...the election office and he is informing us that literally everybody in the county is having the exact same call.

00:16:43.000 So they would be getting overwhelmed by calls.

00:16:47.000 I am encouraging you to...

00:16:49.000 There is an option.

00:16:51.000 I do have an emergency where you can fill out your ballot and stick in there and I can pick it up to the courthouse to be in the county.

00:17:00.000 So the good news, good news, people of Cambria County, Pennsylvania, voting hours have been extended by two hours today to 10 p.m.

00:17:08.000 So I know that's not so helpful, let's say, if you work a specific shift.

00:17:11.000 Or, you know, have to get a babysitter for the kids now. 0.97

00:17:13.000 If you have to get a babysitter, you know.

00:17:15.000 It's kind of a thing.

00:17:16.000 But again, this is the most secure and most fair election of all time.

00:17:19.000 Also, for note, in 2020, Trump won this county by 37.3 points.

00:17:23.000 Why does it always happen?

00:17:24.000 Yeah, I was going to ask that myself.

00:17:26.000 It's a roll of the dice.

00:17:27.000 It really is, isn't it?

00:17:29.000 Is there a polymarket better than that?

00:17:31.000 What, are you going to steal two in a row?

00:17:33.000 No, come on. 0.85

00:17:35.000 No, it's not going to happen.

00:17:35.000 Most free and fair.

00:17:36.000 Hey, you can comment below.

00:17:38.000 Here's my statement on that.

00:17:40.000 I don't believe that you can say the most secure and fair.

00:17:44.000 I don't even believe that you can say one of the most secure and fair.

00:17:48.000 You know what, I would even go further and say, I don't believe that you can say, in context, relatively safe and fair, if you have 14 states that require no voter ID. Matter of fact, I don't think you could say secure at all.

00:18:01.000 You guys know that a Chinese national voted in Michigan, right?

00:18:05.000 Voted in Michigan and asked for his ballot back.

00:18:08.000 And they said, wait, why are you asking for your ballot back?

00:18:09.000 Hey, what's going on here?

00:18:11.000 And he said, oh no, I'm not a citizen.

00:18:13.000 And they said, well, that's bad, so you're going to go to jail.

00:18:15.000 But the vote still counts.

00:18:16.000 There's no way for them to undo that vote.

00:18:19.000 Wait, who'd you vote for?

00:18:21.000 Yeah, it still counts.

00:18:23.000 Still counts.

00:18:24.000 Still counts.

00:18:25.000 That's insane.

00:18:26.000 That alone right there.

00:18:26.000 We were talking about this before coming on the air.

00:18:28.000 That alone right there is enough.

00:18:30.000 In Pennsylvania, who else do we have?

00:18:31.000 Oh, we have the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled that ballot envelopes with no date or with incorrect dates actually could not be counted.

00:18:40.000 So, hey, thank God they stepped in for that one because before that, they're like, no, no, no, you can count all the ones that have no date or the wrong date.

00:18:46.000 Do you remember in 2020, they were like, yeah, if we receive it like, I don't know, 15 or so days after, I'm being sarcastic, of course, but like these crazy rules that they put in place, but now they're like, tightening it back down?

00:18:56.000 Right.

00:18:56.000 Come on.

00:18:57.000 Literally, the legislature changed it in the last election, like two weeks before the election.

00:19:01.000 That doesn't smell like dog poop, does it?

00:19:03.000 No, exactly.

00:19:03.000 Notice I said poop?

00:19:04.000 You can say shit. 1.00

00:19:05.000 All right, dog shit. 1.00

00:19:08.000 Well, don't say shit. 1.00

00:19:09.000 Sons of bitches. 1.00

00:19:11.000 Let's keep CNN there, too. 1.00

00:19:13.000 People are still getting used to the fact that we have more than CNN, but they're like, is this legitimate news?

00:19:17.000 Because that's what we put on CNN. Georgia.

00:19:19.000 Let's go to Georgia really quickly.

00:19:21.000 Georgia, the Supreme Court, they ruled that 3,000 ballots that were sent out late to voters do not get extra time to return because people were fighting for those ballots to return.

00:19:32.000 The Georgia Supreme Court said, hey, hey, look, look, we don't want to be sticklers, but we believe that they have to be returned Your election ballot should be returned by election day.

00:19:40.000 Is that fair?

00:19:42.000 And people said, come on, come on, come on.

00:19:44.000 Just have it returned by the day.

00:19:46.000 So that Supreme Court ruling of Georgia had to come in.

00:19:49.000 Also, there were bomb threats.

00:19:50.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:19:52.000 They were actually hoax bomb threats linked to Russia targeting polling places.

00:19:56.000 So two polling sites in Georgia had to be evacuated.

00:19:58.000 I'm sure that didn't affect any votes, but it was Russia's fault. 0.99

00:20:01.000 Always Russia. 0.98

00:20:03.000 Virginia.

00:20:04.000 Here's an update on Virginia.

00:20:05.000 Remember we talked about this.

00:20:06.000 1,600 self-identified non-citizens were on voter rolls.

00:20:10.000 And Virginia, the state of Virginia, said, hey, we want to remove these.

00:20:13.000 And the Supreme Court, I believe in Virginia, said, actually, you can't remove them that close to election.

00:20:16.000 And then the Supreme Court, the most supreme of the Supreme Court, said, actually, you can purge these 1,600 self-identified non-citizens from voter rolls.

00:20:25.000 Some people are complaining about that, believe it or not.

00:20:27.000 Gotta be kidding.

00:20:29.000 It's a state.

00:20:29.000 They gave them three chances to cure it, and it's also a same-day registration.

00:20:33.000 There is no harm to anyone.

00:20:35.000 If you walk up and they're like, no, sorry, you've been removed.

00:20:38.000 Well, I'm a citizen.

00:20:39.000 Okay, prove it.

00:20:39.000 Okay, now you can register.

00:20:40.000 You can vote.

00:20:41.000 Done.

00:20:41.000 It's no problem.

00:20:42.000 But everybody fought it.

00:20:43.000 Like it was some ploy to kick 1,600 people off for no reason.

00:20:46.000 Yes!

00:20:47.000 Yes, when people say, hey, you want to disenfranchise, you want to intimidate people from voting, you want there to be fewer voters.

00:20:54.000 To those people, I say, yes, if that means excluding non-citizens. 1.00

00:20:58.000 There you go.

00:20:58.000 I can't believe we're to this point where that's even a debate.

00:21:02.000 Well, you know what?

00:21:02.000 We have a blind spot.

00:21:03.000 You and me, Mr.

00:21:05.000 Old Fashioned, as they call us.

00:21:06.000 I believe that Americans should be the ones who largely determine American elections. 0.75

00:21:10.000 You can comment if you disagree.

00:21:12.000 We have the first votes, too, by the way, in New Hampshire.

00:21:14.000 You know Dixville Notch in New Hampshire?

00:21:16.000 Six people.

00:21:18.000 They voted this morning at midnight.

00:21:19.000 I don't know if it's the same six people every election.

00:21:21.000 I don't either.

00:21:21.000 But I assume that they aren't the people I would very much like.

00:21:24.000 It's an inbred family from Nashua.

00:21:26.000 Yes, exactly.

00:21:27.000 You can hear the banjo song before it starts.

00:21:29.000 That one was split.

00:21:30.000 Six votes.

00:21:31.000 Three for Trump.

00:21:32.000 Three for Harris.

00:21:33.000 Don't know if you know, they all went for Biden last go-around.

00:21:34.000 It was a 4-2 Hillary Clinton. 0.99

00:21:37.000 That's almost good.

00:21:38.000 Eh, you know, that's going on there.

00:21:40.000 It's not a large sample size.

00:21:42.000 No.

00:21:42.000 If I were Frank Luntz, I'd declare that a win.

00:21:44.000 I'd be like, see, I called it.

00:21:45.000 Look at my sneakers and toupee.

00:21:48.000 Luntzy.

00:21:48.000 How many people live in this old Victorian novelty house?

00:21:51.000 Show of hands, all six of you.

00:21:53.000 I believe you should pay me another $2 million for this focus group.

00:21:56.000 That was an awkward car ride home, though.

00:21:57.000 Yes, it was.

00:22:00.000 And now I guess we have some exclusive data to provide to you before we get here to Tim Pool and start calling states.

00:22:06.000 But this is actually some analysis of early voting.

00:22:08.000 All right.

00:22:15.000 So, look, we're going to get to our predictions here and looking at the maps and we'll build them out for you.

00:22:21.000 Anyone who tells you that they know how this is going right now is lying to you.

00:22:25.000 We will have the first state to likely be Indiana or Kentucky right after Tim Pool on the show.

00:22:29.000 But right now, let's look at the early voting.

00:22:31.000 So, Pennsylvania.

00:22:32.000 That's a big one, obviously.

00:22:34.000 The Democrat firewall there, what that means is their lead in early voting, is about 409,000 votes.

00:22:38.000 That's 91,000 short of what they really wanted, what they thought they needed.

00:22:43.000 Let me give you an idea as to what that means in context.

00:22:45.000 The change since 2020, there are 41,000 fewer Republican votes at this point in time, the early votes, but there are 700,000 fewer Democrat votes than 2020.

00:22:57.000 Another interesting trend.

00:22:58.000 That's a lot.

00:22:59.000 If you look at first-time voters compared to 2020, Republicans, they're up 14%.

00:23:03.000 First-time Republican voters, up 14%.

00:23:06.000 Democrats, they're down 12%.

00:23:07.000 Independents, they're down about 2%.

00:23:10.000 And that's the same trend for infrequent, frequent, super voters.

00:23:13.000 Dems are up, down, and general idea.

00:23:16.000 Dems are down, Republicans are up.

00:23:17.000 And that's a huge thing in Pennsylvania.

00:23:19.000 I just want you to kind of just take that.

00:23:24.000 People are going to say, oh, well, it's COVID. Okay, but what that basically does is say, okay, well, all of the mail-in voting, all of the people showing up early voting, this means that they have to show up in record numbers on election day, which Democrats have never done.

00:23:37.000 Right.

00:23:38.000 Right?

00:23:38.000 It's not impossible, but it's a good sign.

00:23:41.000 Can I ask a broader question?

00:23:43.000 Yes.

00:23:43.000 You want to ask a broader question?

00:23:45.000 Yes.

00:23:45.000 Is she here?

00:23:46.000 Have you seen the studio?

00:23:48.000 The makeup girl.

00:23:48.000 Hello.

00:23:51.000 There are no broads here. 1.00

00:23:53.000 No.

00:23:54.000 Why, and maybe an ignorant question, but why is Pennsylvania always so crucial?

00:23:59.000 I know you got the urban Pittsburgh, and that's where a lot of Libs are, and you got rural Pennsylvania. 0.57

00:24:05.000 I understand all that, but why is it that state?

00:24:07.000 Well, it has been recently.

00:24:08.000 It used to be, remember, it was always Florida and Ohio.

00:24:10.000 Yes, so what has changed?

00:24:12.000 Well, because Donald Trump changed the map, where Donald Trump won Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, and Ohio is less of a swing state than non-swing states at this point.

00:24:21.000 Like, Ohio is deep red.

00:24:22.000 Florida has become less and less of a swing state.

00:24:24.000 So Pennsylvania is pretty much...

00:24:26.000 We're talking about Pennsylvania because it has so many electoral votes.

00:24:28.000 I believe it's 19.

00:24:29.000 If one of them wins Pennsylvania, they pretty much win.

00:24:32.000 Or I should say, if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, he wins.

00:24:34.000 If Kamala wins Pennsylvania, she still needs to sweep the Midwest. 1.00

00:24:37.000 How many electoral votes for Ohio?

00:24:39.000 Any idea?

00:24:40.000 Is Ohio 15?

00:24:42.000 17.

00:24:43.000 It's 17.

00:24:43.000 Ohio is 17.

00:24:44.000 So Ohio, Florida.

00:24:45.000 If Donald Trump wins Wisconsin, if that gets called early, he wins.

00:24:50.000 It's another big one.

00:24:50.000 If he wins Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania, he wins.

00:24:53.000 And if he wins Nevada, he wins by a significant margin.

00:24:56.000 We'll get into some numbers, too.

00:24:57.000 Looking at if he outperforms, for example, in New Hampshire, in Virginia, he doesn't need to win them, but if we look at some numbers and say, okay, what are the margins?

00:25:05.000 It gives you a pretty good idea as to how this election is going to go, and those are more likely to be called earlier in the day.

00:25:10.000 And Nevada already said, we won't know the results until they said, what was it, St.

00:25:14.000 Patrick's Day.

00:25:15.000 Yes.

00:25:17.000 When is Groundhog's Day?

00:25:18.000 We'll figure it out.

00:25:19.000 I don't know.

00:25:19.000 I guess it depends if it's a leap year.

00:25:22.000 I have an update really quickly.

00:25:23.000 So there is a confirmed attack on the site right now.

00:25:27.000 On the election integrity map?

00:25:29.000 Yeah.

00:25:29.000 So if you are out in the field right now and you're voting, you're somewhere, you see something, make sure you send LWCTips at ProtonMail.com is one of the ways around that.

00:25:38.000 We also have kind of like a form that you can fill out, which is a backup because we planned for this.

00:25:43.000 We knew we'd be targeted somehow.

00:25:47.000 Report.ElectionIntegrityMap.com So that's Report.ElectionIntegrityMap.com So it's something that we want to make sure that you guys, there is a way to send this information to us.

00:25:57.000 Let us know if you're having any problems, and we will, again, they'll reply to you.

00:26:00.000 We've got a whole bunch of people out there right now that can respond, so just get us the information.

00:26:04.000 We have a lot of people, boots on the ground in every major swing state, well, every major city of every major swing state right now.

00:26:09.000 They're like ghosts.

00:26:10.000 But they're not ghosts.

00:26:10.000 They're not dead.

00:26:11.000 Well, they're real people.

00:26:12.000 Yeah, they're nice people.

00:26:12.000 They're friendly people.

00:26:13.000 Don't be afraid of them.

00:26:14.000 They can vote.

00:26:14.000 Yes.

00:26:15.000 Like, don't try and reach through them.

00:26:16.000 That's not nice.

00:26:17.000 They're there.

00:26:17.000 Are they in the building?

00:26:18.000 Where are they?

00:26:20.000 They're around.

00:26:20.000 All right.

00:26:21.000 Arby's.

00:26:21.000 Go to Nevada.

00:26:25.000 We've got the boat.

00:26:28.000 Okay.

00:26:28.000 False alarm.

00:26:29.000 We weren't joking about the stomach flu from hell.

00:26:31.000 I'm doing my best.

00:26:32.000 So, Nevada.

00:26:34.000 Let's look at what we have in Nevada here at the beginning of the day right now.

00:26:38.000 Okay?

00:26:39.000 Republicans have a 35,000 vote lead.

00:26:42.000 The change that we have seen there since 2020.

00:26:44.000 Republican votes, they're down 61,000 since 2020.

00:26:47.000 We're talking about early votes, but Democrats are down 138,000.

00:26:51.000 If you look at first-time voters compared to 2020, Republicans are down 5%, so a net negative 5%, but Democrats down 13%, independents up 18%.

00:27:02.000 Those independents are really tough to predict this election.

00:27:04.000 They're really tough to predict because they differ from state to state.

00:27:07.000 And yes, to echo what Nick said, Nevada said that it will take a week to count its votes for whatever reason.

00:27:13.000 Here's some confirmation.

00:27:14.000 So she wins North Carolina.

00:27:16.000 We could be living here in Nevada, waiting and waiting and waiting.

00:27:20.000 And if you remember, Nevada will take a week to pick your votes.

00:27:23.000 Well, because they go four days after.

00:27:25.000 And you'll have more ballots coming in.

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:27.000 And then you're really going to be used a lot on air because this is going to be lawyers.

00:27:32.000 That sounds like an insult.

00:27:34.000 Which ballots can get fixed or cured is the language you'll start to see, those provisional ballots.

00:27:39.000 So the nightmare scenario where we're just waiting for weeks.

00:27:43.000 Okay.

00:27:43.000 Cured, just like his bald spot with that can of paint from the infomercial.

00:27:46.000 Is he still around, that jerker? 0.99

00:27:47.000 I can't believe that he's still... 1.00

00:27:48.000 He is!

00:27:49.000 Chuck Todd.

00:27:50.000 Chuck Todd.

00:27:50.000 He was the one who had the...

00:27:51.000 Was it him or was it Chris Matthews who had the thrill going down his leg?

00:27:54.000 That was Chris Matthews.

00:27:55.000 That's right, it was Chris Matthews.

00:27:55.000 Turned out it was urine, but go ahead.

00:27:56.000 Yes.

00:28:00.000 I, too, enjoy a good urine down the lake.

00:28:02.000 We heard that since the flu hit.

00:28:04.000 North Carolina.

00:28:05.000 North Carolina, right now, Republicans are leading by 36,000 votes.

00:28:10.000 The change.

00:28:11.000 Since 2020, Republicans are down 18,000 since early voting 2020, but Democrats are down 323,000.

00:28:18.000 Again, when you look at infrequent, frequent, super voters, Republicans are up, Democrats are down.

00:28:23.000 Something interesting, a third of voters in North Carolina are labeled as unaffiliated.

00:28:27.000 It's weird.

00:28:27.000 And that includes like 50% of Gen Z voters, which I will tell you, the left just seems to take for granted, but there's a very big difference between certain spectrums of Gen Z and male or female.

00:28:37.000 A lot of male Gen Z, those who are a little bit older, they're going surprisingly for Trump. 0.97

00:28:42.000 Younger female Gen Z, of course, because, you know, a lot of women are voting with their vaginas, understandably. 1.00

00:28:48.000 How about the ones that are in between, male and female? 0.98

00:28:51.000 That one, that's a toss-up.

00:28:53.000 Too close to call.

00:28:55.000 Literally.

00:28:56.000 Yes, and it doesn't pass the eyeball test.

00:28:58.000 I mean, they can't even do the Olympics.

00:29:00.000 Arizona.

00:29:01.000 Arizona.

00:29:02.000 What we have at the beginning of the day, we have a Republican lead of 218,000.

00:29:07.000 Let's look at the change.

00:29:08.000 Since 2020, Republicans are down 30,000 votes.

00:29:11.000 That sounds bad.

00:29:12.000 Until you realize that Democrats are down 214,000 votes.

00:29:16.000 This is a state that was decided by 10,000 votes.

00:29:18.000 Or, if you remember incorrectly, Brett Baier.

00:29:20.000 Now...

00:29:22.000 First-time voters, we look at now, compared to 2020, Republicans are up five, Democrats are down nine, Independents are up three.

00:29:28.000 And here's something super crazy, and I'm not trying to give you false hope, I'm just giving you the straight shot on a lot of swing states.

00:29:33.000 Republicans are actually outperforming Democrats in the election day turnout, including in Maricopa County.

00:29:40.000 Wow.

00:29:41.000 As of 1 p.m.

00:29:42.000 Central, 2 to 1 in Maricopa.

00:29:44.000 That's the bad county, folks.

00:29:46.000 It's the bad county.

00:29:50.000 Don't get too excited.

00:29:51.000 I'll put this into perspective.

00:29:53.000 As the last election, Republicans netted 12 seats in the House and supposedly still lost the top of the ticket.

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:00.000 So, don't get too excited.

00:30:02.000 Nick's just going to be the curmudgeon. 0.67

00:30:04.000 No, well, Jesus, if I'm myself, I'm too dirty, if I'm a curmudgeon. 0.58

00:30:07.000 What do you want?

00:30:08.000 Jesus, what do you want from me?

00:30:09.000 Oh, by the way, we also have...

00:30:11.000 We have three or four seven plus ones tonight.

00:30:14.000 I can't even read in my eyes.

00:30:15.000 What do we have?

00:30:16.000 We have, I don't know.

00:30:18.000 We have three seven plus ones things that Donald Trump will do in his first day of presidency, which we actually have from the Trump staff.

00:30:24.000 Then we have seven plus one things that Kamala will do when she loses. 1.00

00:30:28.000 And we also have, sorry, a reload of Trump's first day of presidency.

00:30:31.000 We also have Thomas Finnegan on.

00:30:32.000 We also have Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris, later today.

00:30:36.000 We have so much more on.

00:30:38.000 But right now, what I'm going to do is, you know, spring up 271.

00:30:40.000 I'm going to make sure that I check the air because it could just be my fever.

00:30:42.000 It looks a little warm.

00:30:43.000 It looks a little warm.

00:30:44.000 It feels a little warm to me.

00:30:45.000 Let me just really quickly, as we bring that up.

00:30:47.000 So we've got a number of merch promos that we're going to run tonight.

00:30:50.000 So I'll go ahead and just kick it off with this one.

00:30:52.000 So this is the first one that we're going to do, Tim.

00:30:53.000 So promo code election night.

00:30:56.000 You get 10% off the entire store.

00:30:58.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now.

00:31:01.000 Enter the promo code ELECTIONNIGHT. 10% off the entire store.

00:31:04.000 Do it now.

00:31:04.000 We also will have some shirts later on that we're going to unveil.

00:31:08.000 Kind of a brand new shirt here in just a little bit that you guys are going to love.

00:31:11.000 And deals throughout the night on different hats and different stuff like that.

00:31:14.000 I wore one of those hats.

00:31:15.000 It's going to be great.

00:31:15.000 They're great.

00:31:16.000 They're great.

00:31:16.000 I got drilled in the head with a Heineken when I went outside.

00:31:18.000 And by the way, the air was not on, so make sure that they're pumping in fresh air because it was pumping in no air.

00:31:23.000 That's why it was warm.

00:31:24.000 I did set it before we got in this room.

00:31:25.000 That's perfect to do when I have the bubonic plague.

00:31:27.000 Yeah, blow it this way.

00:31:29.000 Let's just have this whole place hermetically sealed. 0.60

00:31:33.000 Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot!

00:31:36.000 Let's see what this disappointment, sorry, good-looking former Trump supporter says, and then we'll get to our 270 to win.

00:31:44.000 By the way, I'd never have one of those stickers when Van Jones, I voted.

00:31:48.000 I just want everyone here to know that I voted.

00:31:50.000 Why do I like that guy?

00:31:51.000 You know, probably because he has a good jawline and the jury's still out on you. 0.98

00:31:55.000 I thought it was ass I was looking at. 0.98

00:31:57.000 Could be a little of both. 0.98

00:31:58.000 Can we bring up CNN for a brief moment?

00:32:01.000 They were begging for money, nobody cared about them, but they had built the only voter file for Puerto Ricans.

00:32:08.000 Oh my gosh, we're talking about Puerto Ricans?

00:32:11.000 Who cares?

00:32:12.000 She said it was like wildfire.

00:32:15.000 Yeah, it was probably on fire.

00:32:16.000 It's Puerto Rico. 0.99

00:32:17.000 Their garbage was probably on fire. 0.99

00:32:19.000 That's a real thing.

00:32:20.000 They had a landfill problem.

00:32:22.000 It was a dumpster fire.

00:32:23.000 It wasn't just him calling them garbage. 1.00

00:32:27.000 It was based on a garbage problem. 1.00

00:32:29.000 It was based on a Puerto Rican garbage problem. 1.00

00:32:30.000 Mostly the women. 1.00

00:32:31.000 But listen.

00:32:34.000 I'm kidding.

00:32:35.000 I love them.

00:32:35.000 I lived in New York.

00:32:36.000 They're delicious.

00:32:37.000 You see J-Lo crying.

00:32:38.000 This is so important.

00:32:39.000 This is about our rights.

00:32:40.000 See that woman who went in voting like the Handmaid's Tale? 0.89

00:32:43.000 Yeah, I did.

00:32:44.000 Can we bring that up, guys?

00:32:44.000 Send that in.

00:32:45.000 She went into the voting booth like the Handmaid's Tale. 0.53

00:32:47.000 You drove there in a Lexus, sweetheart.

00:32:49.000 You're not hooked up to a milking machine like it's an episode of The Black Mirror.

00:32:53.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 Oh my god!

00:32:54.000 My state might be able to vote that I can't have an abortion after 14 weeks!

00:33:00.000 Just shut up! 1.00

00:33:00.000 Yeah, let's get out political cues from somebody who dated P. Diddy for five years. 1.00

00:33:04.000 Yes! 1.00

00:33:05.000 Stupid bitch! 1.00

00:33:06.000 How much blackmail do you think is going on with all these celebrities where every single one of them is endorsing them? 1.00

00:33:10.000 I don't know, but I'm sweating bullets.

00:33:11.000 I was at one of those.

00:33:13.000 No, you didn't even get invited to the after-after party.

00:33:15.000 You didn't make it past the screen.

00:33:16.000 I went to the white party.

00:33:17.000 Nick, it doesn't count if you're on the other side of the velvet rope.

00:33:20.000 Behind a tree yanking it.

00:33:22.000 Hey, let me in!

00:33:24.000 I hear you guys have great parties! 0.99

00:33:28.000 I can still see their asses from here! 1.00

00:33:31.000 Alright, let's bring up 270 to win here so we can just bring this up and show you because this is not actually the electoral integrity map. 0.98

00:33:38.000 But this is what we're looking at, right?

00:33:39.000 As far as toss-ups, as far as swing states.

00:33:42.000 Looks like my liver.

00:33:43.000 This is what I think we're going to end up with tonight.

00:33:44.000 Let's color in North Carolina for Donald Trump and Georgia for Donald Trump. 0.64

00:33:50.000 Okay, Donald Trump has not lost a legitimate poll in Arizona in many, many weeks.

00:33:54.000 There's nothing to show.

00:33:55.000 It's even outside of the margin of error.

00:33:57.000 Also with the early voting.

00:33:58.000 Okay, let's give him Arizona.

00:33:59.000 He's at 262.

00:34:00.000 See where we are right now.

00:34:01.000 I want to make sure, is everything there right?

00:34:02.000 That seems high.

00:34:03.000 No?

00:34:04.000 No?

00:34:04.000 Yeah?

00:34:05.000 62 already?

00:34:06.000 Let me see.

00:34:06.000 Anything else missing there?

00:34:07.000 No?

00:34:08.000 I'm just making sure.

00:34:08.000 You don't have no hamstring?

00:34:09.000 No?

00:34:09.000 Okay.

00:34:10.000 That's...

00:34:11.000 If he just does that, look, if he wins Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania, it's over.

00:34:11.000 Guam?

00:34:16.000 It's over.

00:34:17.000 Just one of those he needs?

00:34:18.000 Just one of those.

00:34:19.000 Because even if he wins Nevada, let's give Donald Trump Nevada, he still needs to win one of those.

00:34:23.000 But it's just any of them.

00:34:24.000 Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

00:34:27.000 Well, don't forget Virginia, which might be closer than people think.

00:34:29.000 Well, I know.

00:34:30.000 I'm just saying right now, let's give, on the flip side, let's give Kamala Wisconsin.

00:34:35.000 It's not enough.

00:34:36.000 Let's give Kamala Michigan. 1.00

00:34:39.000 It's not enough.

00:34:40.000 She still needs to get Pennsylvania to get 270 even. 1.00

00:34:44.000 She needs to run, and that's assuming no upsets. 0.64

00:34:47.000 Now, I know upsets could go the other way on either side here, but based on everything that we are seeing, that is the most likely scenario.

00:34:55.000 And again, in the betting odds, Pennsylvania has been consistently going for Donald Trump.

00:34:59.000 Wisconsin, I think Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.

00:35:01.000 You guys can tell me what you think if you disagree.

00:35:03.000 I've been saying that this entire time.

00:35:04.000 Everyone says that I'm crazy.

00:35:05.000 No, I don't think you're crazy, but initially I just thought because of, I guess, what happened in 2016 and then how Detroit has descended further into hell, I thought maybe people would turn this thing around.

00:35:14.000 But I just, I don't know why, but for some reason Wisconsin feels like it is further left, but it's not.

00:35:20.000 It's very, very, very close.

00:35:22.000 I know one of the last polls had her up by like.3 or something like that in Wisconsin.

00:35:25.000 I'm not sure what I buy at this point when it comes to polling.

00:35:28.000 But either way, you can't call that in any camp at all.

00:35:32.000 When did Michigan become such a toss-up?

00:35:35.000 Well, Michigan because of the unions.

00:35:36.000 Because of the unions and communism.

00:35:38.000 By the way, just so you know, McCarthy was right.

00:35:41.000 He was right about a lot of things.

00:35:42.000 He was right about Russian spies infiltrating our institutions, certainly the educational establishment, certainly Hollywood, and our unions. 0.96

00:35:50.000 Even historians go, he was right.

00:35:51.000 He was just a little too much zeal.

00:35:53.000 He ruined careers.

00:35:54.000 You mean of communists?

00:35:55.000 And I'm telling you that right now, you don't think China wants to take advantage of our system? 0.96

00:35:59.000 For crying out loud, you don't think they hear that story of the one...

00:36:03.000 Foreign exchange student from China who's not a citizen who voted, it will count, and only got caught because they admitted it. 0.86

00:36:08.000 You think that our enemies are not trying to infiltrate our electorate right now as we speak?

00:36:13.000 Of course they are.

00:36:14.000 And unions in Michigan, boy, when everything is stacked against Kamala, what they do, they just come out and they don't make an endorsement.

00:36:21.000 When they see the overwhelming support of their membership, the leadership says, well, we're just going to sit this one out.

00:36:26.000 So anyways, that's what we're looking at as far as...

00:36:27.000 Let me give you some interesting data here.

00:36:29.000 In New Hampshire, for example, and we might find this out pretty early.

00:36:33.000 The Republican Party won the presidency, right, in 2004.

00:36:36.000 They lost New Hampshire by 1.37%.

00:36:38.000 So if it's close, if it's very close in New Hampshire, that could give you a pretty close idea.

00:36:44.000 In other words, if it's within two points, Virginia, right, of course you saw in 2016 Donald Trump won, lost Virginia by 5.4%.

00:36:53.000 If it's within, let's say, five points or three points or four points, in Virginia, if New Hampshire is within two points, those are some bellwethers for you tonight that we just want you to look for, not guarantees, but to see in real time and go, oh, okay.

00:37:06.000 We can kind of see the way the momentum is going in combination with the other swing states that we'll be calling.

00:37:10.000 The first states most likely to be called will be Indiana, Kentucky, probably Georgia, South Carolina.

00:37:17.000 In 2020, the Republicans won, was it like 13 out of 14 bellwether states and still lost?

00:37:23.000 No, I believe in 2020 it was 19 out of 21.

00:37:25.000 19 out of 21, okay.

00:37:27.000 It was either 19 out of 20 or 19 out of 21.

00:37:29.000 Mission Control can let us know the bellwether, which has never happened.

00:37:31.000 No, I know.

00:37:32.000 Statistically completely impossible.

00:37:33.000 And they do that to say, you just have to ignore all the data.

00:37:36.000 We're the party of science, but you have to ignore all the data because nothing applies here.

00:37:39.000 I will say that's probably true with unaffiliated and independent voters because that makeup is very different this go-around, but you shouldn't ignore all of the data as far as voting numbers.

00:37:49.000 No, no.

00:37:49.000 No, you definitely should.

00:37:50.000 All of the data would suggest, with one exception, women breaking in large numbers for Kamala.

00:37:56.000 Outside of that, all of the data would suggest...

00:37:59.000 Pretty significant win for Donald Trump tonight.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, and look, if you want to look at the data and just take all of the feeling out of this, I don't see a lot of or any really bad data for Donald Trump and his team.

00:38:10.000 I really don't.

00:38:11.000 If somebody sees that out there, let me know.

00:38:13.000 But when you're just looking at raw data...

00:38:15.000 And taking out the social media influencers that are paid to post.

00:38:18.000 And look at the size of the rallies.

00:38:19.000 And we're not going back.

00:38:20.000 And I just voted for Harris on X. When you take all of that stuff out, the anecdotal, and you look at the numbers, you're like, holy crap. 0.99

00:38:26.000 This doesn't look good for them at all.

00:38:28.000 You factor in the propensity to steal it on the left.

00:38:31.000 Well, no, I know.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:38:32.000 Well, then that's going to happen in the dark tonight.

00:38:35.000 We have boots on the ground.

00:38:36.000 We have the map.

00:38:36.000 We have all these tools here for you tonight so that nothing happens.

00:38:39.000 You're not going to say, did I dream that a pipe burst?

00:38:41.000 You're not going to say, did I dream that they boarded up the precinct in Detroit?

00:38:44.000 Did I dream that no one could vote in Maricopa County for about five hours?

00:38:48.000 No, that happened, right?

00:38:50.000 Yeah.

00:38:50.000 Yeah, it's going to happen tonight.

00:38:51.000 We'll have people investigating it tonight, and you can go once it's out from under the DDOS attack, I guess, election integrity.

00:38:56.000 We get people away around it as well.

00:38:58.000 And that wasn't even a year where they tried to kill him twice.

00:39:00.000 Right.

00:39:01.000 Think about that.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:02.000 Think about that.

00:39:03.000 They've tried to kill him at least twice.

00:39:04.000 Think about that. 1.00

00:39:05.000 You think they're not going to try to fuck around tonight? 1.00

00:39:07.000 Come on, wake up. 0.99

00:39:08.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:09.000 What do you think? 0.91

00:39:09.000 Smell the illegals. 0.91

00:39:10.000 Gerald?

00:39:11.000 Look, I think...

00:39:12.000 I don't think they're going to try to kill him again.

00:39:13.000 I know that there's a lot...

00:39:14.000 No, that's not...

00:39:15.000 No, that's not...

00:39:16.000 I think right now we're not going to be able to...

00:39:21.000 There's too many eyeballs.

00:39:22.000 There's too many eyeballs on this stuff.

00:39:24.000 The same things that were present in 2020 are not present in 2024.

00:39:28.000 Massive mail-in.

00:39:29.000 Just in Pennsylvania, what was it, 700,000 different?

00:39:31.000 Massive mail-in differences.

00:39:32.000 That's not there before you can't hide the votes there anymore as easily.

00:39:35.000 You're depending on people to show up day of.

00:39:37.000 Okay, that means you have to cheat day of if you're going to do it.

00:39:39.000 That's really, really hard to do with all the scrutiny that's coming down on everybody right now.

00:39:43.000 And the obvious lack of enthusiasm around this candidate. 0.99

00:39:47.000 With Joe Biden, it was this holy crap Donald Trump thing. 0.98

00:39:49.000 With Kamala Harris, it's like, we don't even like her and we don't even like that guy, but I'm voting for that guy. 0.94

00:39:53.000 So I think it's incredibly hard to hide now that it's been out in the open and people are looking at it.

00:39:58.000 They're already preparing to say she was the weakest candidate and Donald Trump didn't win the popular vote or he got by by the skin of his teeth.

00:40:04.000 They know she's a weak candidate.

00:40:05.000 Yeah.

00:40:06.000 They're just waiting to turn the page from her.

00:40:08.000 Yeah.

00:40:08.000 They cannot wait to not have to have this fake enthusiasm anymore.

00:40:12.000 And let me just say something, too.

00:40:13.000 To people out there, I've heard people say this, like, oh, well, you know what?

00:40:16.000 Republicans just find a way to screw themselves, because anyone else would have beaten Kamala easily if not Donald Trump.

00:40:20.000 Do you really?

00:40:21.000 They try to say that J.D. Vance had sex with a couch. 0.97

00:40:24.000 You honestly think? 0.87

00:40:25.000 They try to say that Tim Walz was more prepared for the vice presidency, and that, by the way, the American people believed he was more articulate than Vance.

00:40:32.000 You think they would hold back their attacks whether it was DeSantis?

00:40:35.000 You think they would have done that for Jeb Bush?

00:40:36.000 They painted his brother a Nazi.

00:40:38.000 He would do this with anyone.

00:40:39.000 It wasn't a couch, it was a beanbag chair.

00:40:41.000 That's true.

00:40:42.000 Alright, so our first wonderful guest is actually on the line now.

00:40:45.000 Alright.

00:40:45.000 You want to go to Tim Pool?

00:40:46.000 Alright, we have our first guest of the evening.

00:40:48.000 Let's go to Mr.

00:40:49.000 Tim Pool.

00:40:55.000 Mr.

00:40:55.000 Pool, we are crossing the streams here.

00:40:58.000 Are you there?

00:40:59.000 Can you see me?

00:40:59.000 Can you hear me, sir?

00:41:01.000 And, uh, I don't know what's going on.

00:41:03.000 Dude, Steven Crowder.

00:41:05.000 Dude, don't say that about Steven Crowder.

00:41:07.000 Oh, no!

00:41:08.000 How dare you.

00:41:08.000 Is it not working?

00:41:09.000 Can you see me?

00:41:10.000 Can you hear me, Tim?

00:41:10.000 Why have you been disparaging Steven Crowder all night?

00:41:14.000 Is he on?

00:41:16.000 Gerald and Steven personally, Phil.

00:41:18.000 I assume they hear us?

00:41:19.000 I don't know.

00:41:20.000 Well, they're doing some crazy stuff right now.

00:41:22.000 I'm going to call it in three seconds, guys.

00:41:23.000 All right, they're going to call me in three seconds?

00:41:25.000 Is that how that works?

00:41:25.000 Can you hear us?

00:41:27.000 Don't go anywhere, boys!

00:41:28.000 Throw them a life preserver, Serge.

00:41:30.000 Is this a challenge?

00:41:33.000 We're crossing the streams, guys.

00:41:34.000 They're trying to bring the Zoom up on their end. 0.65

00:41:36.000 They're actually...

00:41:37.000 Well, let's take...

00:41:39.000 Is that us?

00:41:40.000 Let's take me off, Toolman, and you guys work out the call there before we bring it down.

00:41:43.000 Our viewers are better than this.

00:41:44.000 We had it.

00:41:45.000 They were having problems. 0.99

00:41:46.000 Well, I don't give a rat's ass who's having problems. 0.99

00:41:48.000 Well, can we listen to them now that... 0.99

00:41:48.000 No, I care about who's watching right now. 0.99

00:41:50.000 They're going to go, what's going on?

00:41:51.000 This is a disaster.

00:41:52.000 This is supposed to be better than CNN and Fox News.

00:41:53.000 And it is.

00:41:54.000 And they're going to go, what's going on?

00:41:55.000 I'm looking at a box and a box and a box.

00:41:57.000 We're back to Black Mirror.

00:41:58.000 I didn't watch the run-through.

00:41:59.000 Is this part of a gig?

00:42:00.000 No.

00:42:02.000 Dear God, I wish.

00:42:03.000 Just like my uncontrollable vomiting.

00:42:05.000 I thought this was a bit.

00:42:06.000 All right.

00:42:06.000 Are we there?

00:42:07.000 Mr.

00:42:07.000 Poole, can you hear us?

00:42:08.000 See us, sir?

00:42:09.000 We can.

00:42:09.000 What's up?

00:42:10.000 Hey! 0.99

00:42:11.000 Well, what's up is my fever.

00:42:12.000 I apologize.

00:42:14.000 I have a puke bucket next to me.

00:42:15.000 I had the stomach flu from hell, so we're still making this happening.

00:42:18.000 And how are you guys?

00:42:19.000 I see a whole table there.

00:42:20.000 We are already subject to a DDoS attack.

00:42:23.000 The election integrity map right now is down temporarily, so we know that they're going full tilt tonight.

00:42:28.000 What have you guys been seeing thus far?

00:42:31.000 What are your predictions, Tim?

00:42:32.000 Well, I just want to...

00:42:33.000 Oh, well, that was for you, so I won't...

00:42:35.000 Sure, I mean, honestly, I think if we're wary of a shadow campaign, that's what they called it, their words, then I honestly have no idea, but I think if we're looking at the early voting data, the mail-in voting data, as well as the results that have come in so far, it's looking really, really good for Donald Trump and the Republicans.

00:42:52.000 So the reason I don't want to say outright, "Oh man, Trump's going to win," is because a shadow campaign?

00:42:57.000 Yes.

00:42:58.000 Again, their words, not mine.

00:42:59.000 Yeah, what do you think, Stephen?

00:43:00.000 We just kind of went through some of the early voting data.

00:43:03.000 We have analysts here tonight, and we're also able to look at some of the API data.

00:43:07.000 Look, no one wants to say this, because everyone's afraid of offending half of their viewers, but I think that we're all grown up enough.

00:43:13.000 The only reason Donald Trump would lose tonight would be white female voters. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Let's be honest.

00:43:17.000 That's the only reason he would lose tonight.

00:43:19.000 All of the other numbers that you see in the early voting data seem to favor him. 0.99

00:43:22.000 It's just if they are breaking, you know, enough for Kamala Harris because vagina. 1.00

00:43:27.000 And by the way, that's not all female voters. 0.98

00:43:29.000 It's the female voters who show up to the voting booth dressed as Handmaid's Tale when they drove there in a forerunner and they believe that they're saying, well, they say we're literally voting for our lives. 0.55

00:43:41.000 I don't like them and it's not because they're women, but I don't respect them. 1.00

00:43:46.000 I have also seen feminine fathers crying at the polls so they can make their daughters be promiscuous and have abortions. 1.00

00:43:53.000 Yes. 1.00

00:43:54.000 I want a dead grandchild. 0.95

00:43:55.000 So the thing with the Handmaid's Tale thing, I've seen a number of women dressed up as if they're characters from the Handmaid's Tale. 0.93

00:44:01.000 And part of what's so repulsive about it is there are actual women in the world who are actually forced to wear burqas, which are real, Well, hold on a second. 0.63

00:44:17.000 You say that like burkas are a bad thing. 0.99

00:44:18.000 Have you seen the women in these countries? 0.97

00:44:20.000 It's not always an unacceptable remedy.

00:44:23.000 It does work itself out.

00:44:25.000 So, what do you guys think?

00:44:27.000 Are you seeing any indications of, again, I'll say it, shadow campaign, or let's just call it malice or untoward behavior?

00:44:34.000 Yes, we definitely are.

00:44:36.000 So, again, we've been hit with a DDoS attack tonight just in the election integrity map, so that people can't report what's going on in these different locations, but we have a backup where people can send their emails to lwctips at protonmail.com.

00:44:49.000 But we covered what was going on in Pennsylvania earlier, where you saw that in Cambria County where it didn't work.

00:44:54.000 The big story to me, that a lot of people for some reason just skimmed over, you know, you have a Chinese national in Michigan who voted, who asked for their ballot back.

00:45:03.000 I don't know why, but that's how they caught the person.

00:45:04.000 And the vote will still count.

00:45:05.000 This person is not a citizen.

00:45:07.000 This person will be punished.

00:45:09.000 For election fraud, but the vote still counts, which is very similar to what happened in the last election when we called Clark County in Nevada and said, hey, this address isn't real and this person doesn't live there.

00:45:18.000 They switched the address in the middle of the night.

00:45:19.000 We went to that address.

00:45:20.000 It also didn't exist.

00:45:22.000 And when I spoke with the registrar, I said, yeah, well, there's nothing we can do.

00:45:25.000 So when people say, hey, there's no shenanigans going on, we know before we get to any of this.

00:45:29.000 You're talking about media malpractice.

00:45:31.000 You're talking about the weaponizing of the DOJ and big tech.

00:45:34.000 But make no mistake...

00:45:36.000 Tim, and everyone, I'm sorry, I don't mean to not have everyone's name, but I can't see everyone because you're in a small box.

00:45:42.000 None of us think that there's zero election interference, right?

00:45:45.000 So is it 1%?

00:45:45.000 No one thinks that.

00:45:46.000 Is it 99%?

00:45:47.000 And to me, we know that in Michigan, if you vote illegally and you're caught, your vote will still count.

00:45:53.000 It's enough!

00:45:54.000 Did you see James O'Keefe's video from this morning?

00:45:57.000 Where there was a voter outreach organization telling non-citizens they could vote as long as they had a tax ID number.

00:46:04.000 They sent an undercover reporter to one of the locations where they talked with an official who said, yeah, that's fine.

00:46:09.000 Mm-hmm.

00:46:10.000 Then when he goes and questions them, they're like, get him out of here.

00:46:13.000 He's screwing with us. 0.88

00:46:13.000 They're screaming. 0.88

00:46:14.000 Currently, there are several polling locations in Georgia that are being evacuated due to bomb threats.

00:46:19.000 Yeah, there are hoaxes, too.

00:46:20.000 Three minutes ago?

00:46:21.000 Yep.

00:46:22.000 This is new.

00:46:23.000 Multiple.

00:46:24.000 These are new ones?

00:46:25.000 More, yeah.

00:46:25.000 Okay, because I knew there were two.

00:46:27.000 Well, right now, I'm getting this.

00:46:29.000 Three minutes ago, Nick Sorter tweeted that there were several bowling locations in Georgia being evacuated due to bomb threats, forcing voting at these locations to be suspended.

00:46:38.000 So, yeah.

00:46:39.000 How about California planning?

00:46:41.000 How about Chatham County?

00:46:44.000 Wow.

00:46:45.000 How much you want to bet that Stacey Abrams is just behind those voting booths with an Acme plunger? 1.00

00:46:50.000 We actually have somebody on their way to DeKalb County right now.

00:46:53.000 Oh, we do.

00:46:53.000 We have someone on our way right now to DeKalb County right now to investigate that.

00:46:57.000 You know, it's probably nothing.

00:46:59.000 That's the challenge with doing this.

00:47:00.000 Most of this is probably nothing.

00:47:02.000 But, look, I'm tired.

00:47:04.000 Aren't you guys at the point where you're tired of the gaslighting to the American people?

00:47:09.000 What, are you saying it wasn't the most secure?

00:47:12.000 You know what?

00:47:12.000 I'm actually going to say it's not even close to being potentially one of when you have 14 states with no voter ID. How about that?

00:47:17.000 It can't be.

00:47:18.000 No, absolutely.

00:47:19.000 I mean, this is one of the insane things.

00:47:20.000 I remember after the 2020 election, watching it go down on the show, having questions about it, and it was really when they started saying, this is the most secure and safe election that has ever happened in all of history, that I went, okay, now I know there's something going on.

00:47:33.000 You can't be that hyperbolic and expect me to believe you.

00:47:36.000 Safe and effective.

00:47:37.000 But the point about mail-in, I'm sorry, not mail-in ballots, but voter ID, I mean, for as much as we as Americans are accused of being far-right compared to every other Western nation, Utah Talk to Europeans about voting.

00:47:49.000 They will look at you incredulously when you say there are people in America who oppose the idea of having to show an ID to vote.

00:47:54.000 It is a very bizarre American phenomenon.

00:47:57.000 Yes, in Bangladesh they require proof. 1.00

00:47:59.000 I don't know if that's where they do a little purple ink on your thumb or they burn it into your forehead.

00:48:02.000 But, you know, the point remains.

00:48:04.000 They do something in Bangladesh.

00:48:05.000 They do it in countries where they cut off your hand if you steal an apple.

00:48:09.000 And by the way...

00:48:09.000 Or both fraudulently, maybe.

00:48:11.000 Yes.

00:48:13.000 That's old Mr.

00:48:14.000 One-Hand voter fraud.

00:48:15.000 But if you go back to the tax ID number, you know, I was renewing my driver's license in the state of Texas.

00:48:22.000 I believe you have to go in with two forms of picture ID and something that proves your social security number.

00:48:26.000 So I brought in a tax return.

00:48:27.000 And they said, sorry, we can't use that because it doesn't say social security number.

00:48:32.000 They said it says tax ID number.

00:48:34.000 I said... 1.00

00:48:34.000 You're the one who calls it tax ID number, you little shits. 1.00

00:48:37.000 It's clearly a government document, and it's the right number of numbers. 0.99

00:48:40.000 I didn't call it that.

00:48:41.000 Just run it in your system, and you'll see it.

00:48:43.000 And they go, no, no, no, no, you can't.

00:48:45.000 You just have two pictures.

00:48:46.000 You have a passport.

00:48:47.000 You have your previous license that you're renewing, and it says tax ID. I had to have a producer go to my house to get my social security card.

00:48:54.000 You have a producer?

00:48:56.000 That would say it's your license?

00:48:58.000 It's a driver's license?

00:48:59.000 That was to renew it, yeah.

00:49:00.000 Geez.

00:49:01.000 If you want to go to the movies, you need an ID. It's a non-zero chance, which could be 99%.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:23.000 There's potential to flip-vote to have problems, even if you have the source code, because whoever's writing it, you're trying to eliminate the human condition.

00:49:33.000 But I do agree, at least if source code was public, there would be people of various political backgrounds who could assess whether or not the code was legitimate.

00:49:40.000 Yeah.

00:49:40.000 And it's a foreign corporation.

00:49:42.000 I don't know how many foreign corporations are involved with that.

00:49:44.000 I think Dominion's staged in Canada at the moment.

00:49:46.000 Could be wrong about that.

00:49:47.000 But, like, that's just, like, the painting on the wall.

00:49:50.000 Yeah.

00:49:51.000 To get you an idea, we had someone report into the Mug Club Army in Texas. 0.62

00:49:56.000 The actual...

00:49:57.000 There was a login name.

00:49:59.000 There was the passcode and the information of the machine.

00:50:02.000 And we can't prove that anyone did anything with it.

00:50:05.000 It was on a piece of paper not more than 20 feet from the polling station.

00:50:09.000 All the login information needed to get on the machine.

00:50:12.000 We called.

00:50:13.000 Actually, Gerald called and reported it.

00:50:14.000 And they said, yeah, you know what, we'll look into it.

00:50:16.000 So, again, it's one of those things.

00:50:18.000 You can't prove, but don't gaslight Americans into believing in the election integrity.

00:50:24.000 They, of course, don't trust.

00:50:26.000 It wasn't even just that.

00:50:27.000 When I called in and talked to them at the county level, they were like, well, yeah, that shouldn't have happened.

00:50:31.000 And I'm like, well, can we do anything about it?

00:50:32.000 They're like, I'm not really sure about that.

00:50:34.000 Then I called the AG's office for the state, and they're like, yeah, there's not a whole lot we can do about it.

00:50:37.000 I'm kind of simplifying it here.

00:50:38.000 I'm like, do you understand that theoretically it could be compromised for three days now?

00:50:42.000 We have no idea, and you're telling me to trust you guys?

00:50:45.000 This is the kind of thing that we need to make sure it doesn't happen.

00:50:47.000 Is Smartmatic still involved?

00:50:49.000 I'm asking a serious question.

00:50:51.000 Yes.

00:50:51.000 Huh?

00:50:52.000 Yes.

00:50:52.000 All right.

00:50:52.000 If you need to scream, we can mute your mic.

00:50:54.000 Okay.

00:50:54.000 I got a question for you, Stephen.

00:50:56.000 Did you see the Fifth Circuit Court ruling on mail-in ballots that are brought in after the election date?

00:51:03.000 Yeah, well, which one?

00:51:03.000 Because we were just talking earlier in Pennsylvania, I know for sure that they said they have to be brought back by the correct date.

00:51:09.000 And same thing in Georgia, Supreme Court.

00:51:11.000 The Fifth Circuit, the ruling this was last week, said that ballots that are received after Election Day, even if postmarked before Election Day, are illegal to count.

00:51:19.000 So I'm wondering, unless there's been other updates in other courts, there is a potential that if we get another 3 a.m.

00:51:27.000 mail-in ballot drop that gives it to Kamala, Republicans could sue, Supreme Court could say those ballots don't count, and block that. 1.00

00:51:33.000 But I'm wondering what you think.

00:51:34.000 It could happen.

00:51:35.000 You know, the problem is this goes state to state, right?

00:51:37.000 And so this, for example, like we were just talking about Virginia with the 1,600 non-citizens, right?

00:51:42.000 It was ruled, okay, you can purge these voter rolls. 0.92

00:51:45.000 Then there was a Supreme Court or a higher court, I believe it was a Supreme Court of Pennsylvania, said, no, no, you can't do it this close to the election.

00:51:49.000 So it had to go to the actual Supreme Court.

00:51:51.000 Did I say Pennsylvania?

00:51:52.000 You said Pennsylvania, Virginia.

00:51:53.000 Virginia said, no, no, you can purge your voter rolls of these 1,600 self-identified non-citizens.

00:52:00.000 So it's one of those things where they keep on playing pong back and forth, and We're good to go.

00:52:20.000 The ruling leaned with the GOP. The ruling leaned with Republicans.

00:52:23.000 But nothing was done.

00:52:25.000 Very little was done about it.

00:52:26.000 So we have to go through so many steps just to ensure basic security provisions.

00:52:30.000 So I feel like I'd have a better chance at predicting Pennsylvania than giving you an answer.

00:52:36.000 To follow up with Smartmatic, I don't know how involved they are with the election itself.

00:52:40.000 It's a private company, and the headquarters is in London, England.

00:52:43.000 So it's a British company, private company, that is involved with global election voting systems.

00:52:50.000 Wonderful.

00:52:51.000 I think we're better than the Brits. 0.94

00:52:54.000 That's why we left.

00:52:55.000 It's the Five Eyes High Club.

00:52:57.000 That whole...

00:52:59.000 British imperial installing a candidate with the Democratic Party, like putting Kamala there without a primary.

00:53:05.000 It's just such a...

00:53:06.000 There was a clip on the internet of a former CIA guy who was like a metal winner.

00:53:11.000 It's about 16 minutes long, and he goes through the imaginations.

00:53:15.000 It had something to do with the Venezuelan cartel, and then the Brits bought it.

00:53:21.000 After watching it, I was totally...

00:53:24.000 I tried to watch it, but I was cut off by my perfect pillow.

00:53:27.000 This guy doesn't know about election interference.

00:53:29.000 I have the best documentary on election interference.

00:53:31.000 Just watch mine.

00:53:33.000 You'll know all you need to know.

00:53:34.000 My pillows aren't lumpy. 1.00

00:53:36.000 You're an asshole. 1.00

00:53:38.000 Lumpy pillows. 1.00

00:53:39.000 You're an asshole. 1.00

00:53:40.000 You're an asshole. 1.00

00:53:41.000 Lumpy pillows. 1.00

00:53:42.000 I was recently married and my wife has all these pillows.

00:53:46.000 And as soon as I saw that clip of the MyPillow, I was like, this is you when I talk about the pillows.

00:53:52.000 I love how these sheets are like, they're the finest American sheets made with the best Egyptian cotton.

00:53:58.000 My American sheets.

00:53:59.000 You're like, what?

00:54:00.000 I know. 1.00

00:54:01.000 Lumpy sheets, you're an asshole. 1.00

00:54:03.000 You're an asshole. 1.00

00:54:04.000 But continue. 1.00

00:54:05.000 Part of what's so disturbing, though, isn't just that there are all these clear examples Not seem fishy to us.

00:54:12.000 It's that the establishment in charge doesn't even seem to be interested in convincing us that this is free and fair.

00:54:19.000 No.

00:54:20.000 Because there's some interest in subjugating us and letting us know that we will do what we want.

00:54:24.000 You won't have a say and you're going to obey.

00:54:26.000 Yeah.

00:54:27.000 Yep.

00:54:27.000 I think the most important part about having a democratic system isn't just that the elections are fair and functional.

00:54:31.000 It's also that you believe that they are, that you actually think that your vote counts.

00:54:36.000 If someone's just waving in your face that people who fraudulently vote in the elections are still going to have their vote counted, at some point it's really just a domination ritual.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, they're targeting enough people to just buy it.

00:54:49.000 Right.

00:54:49.000 Sorry to interrupt, what were you saying?

00:54:51.000 The last couple elections, I just showed up just in case.

00:54:54.000 Right.

00:54:55.000 Just in case my vote counted.

00:54:57.000 That was my mentality.

00:54:58.000 That's how some people feel.

00:54:59.000 You know, I mean, just in case it counted.

00:55:01.000 But to be honest with you, I gave up a long time ago.

00:55:03.000 It's the castrating of a nation.

00:55:05.000 They do it with men and they want to do it with the election. 0.98

00:55:07.000 They're more interested in making you believe that everybody is crazy.

00:55:10.000 Well, I think it's the left poking the right in the chest saying, we're calling your bluff. 0.99

00:55:13.000 We're going to turn this into a comedy shithole. 0.79

00:55:15.000 What are you going to do about it? 0.96

00:55:16.000 I know.

00:55:16.000 And we're not doing anything about it.

00:55:17.000 Well, that's also a dangerous game. 0.99

00:55:18.000 So let's get our fucking muskets. 1.00

00:55:19.000 Enough of this shit. 1.00

00:55:19.000 People just transitioned. 1.00

00:55:20.000 It's a dangerous game to play.

00:55:21.000 Double mastectomy doesn't work great. 1.00

00:55:24.000 I think that no matter what happens after this election, we should focus on securing literally the digital machines, like making them open and secure.

00:55:33.000 After the Civil War?

00:55:34.000 Get rid of them.

00:55:35.000 There's interesting data showing, right now it is still early, but people are suggesting that with the data coming in, Florida is shifting red.

00:55:42.000 And they...

00:55:43.000 Yeah, I hope.

00:55:44.000 They enact these voter security measures and all of a sudden it's Republican.

00:55:47.000 With Virginia enacting paper ballots, that may contribute, but I think it's fairly obvious.

00:55:52.000 If you have a secure election where you need an ID to vote, it's paper ballots, they're counted, it's done on the day of, no early, late, whatever garbage.

00:56:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:04.000 Like Thailand.

00:56:05.000 I don't think it necessarily takes Nostradamus to know that Florida's going red, but the point remains.

00:56:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:10.000 Well, CNN just said, rather than a baboon's ass. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Oh, key race alert. 0.99

00:56:15.000 I got a couple of calls that we can make.

00:56:16.000 Okay, we have a couple of calls.

00:56:17.000 I don't know if you guys, we do actually have, I don't know if they get programmed.

00:56:21.000 Yeah, Guam and things.

00:56:22.000 Send it to them.

00:56:23.000 Oh, no, that's okay.

00:56:24.000 Hey, Tim, where's the best place for people to go and watch you guys tonight?

00:56:26.000 Because we have to go call some states.

00:56:28.000 We actually have Donald Trump calling some key states for us.

00:56:31.000 Timcast IRL on YouTube.

00:56:32.000 Timcast IRL on YouTube.

00:56:35.000 Sorry, what was that?

00:56:36.000 I was going to say, you gorgeous humans.

00:56:38.000 Oh, I don't know if that was aimed at us or aimed at your viewers.

00:56:40.000 That is aimed right at you and your friends.

00:56:42.000 Hello, Gerald.

00:56:43.000 Hello.

00:56:44.000 Thank you very much.

00:56:45.000 You all look very good, but you're in a small box.

00:56:48.000 The one guy looks like he's wearing suede, which is a risky choice in election night.

00:56:50.000 It looks like a school board meeting.

00:56:53.000 It does.

00:56:53.000 A school board meeting and someone's going to be kicked out.

00:56:55.000 Alright, Tim Pool, we appreciate it, brother.

00:56:57.000 Everyone, we'll probably check back in with you later, because God knows how long this will go.

00:57:00.000 Thank you for making it up.

00:57:01.000 Where do people go to find you, Stephen?

00:57:03.000 Just Rumble or YouTube, and as soon as the DDoS is over, you guys can use the election integrity map, too. 0.99

00:57:07.000 There's no reason to give your money to CNN or those bastards. 0.99

00:57:11.000 Sounds good. 1.00

00:57:11.000 Or an elementary gymnasium. 1.00

00:57:13.000 Love you guys.

00:57:14.000 Tim Pool, ladies and gentlemen, and friends.

00:57:20.000 Oh, right.

00:57:20.000 As I understand it, we are calling some states.

00:57:22.000 Yeah, we called it a second ago.

00:57:23.000 Didn't want to interrupt the interview, but we can officially...

00:57:25.000 Well, no, no, hold on a second.

00:57:25.000 It's time for a key state update.

00:57:29.000 And we now have with the percentage, we can show people, by the way, our electoral integrity map.

00:57:38.000 I guess it's not working on the...

00:57:40.000 So we're using the Reuters map.

00:57:41.000 Actually, they're actually saying we could probably try to use that one right now.

00:57:44.000 They are getting close to having it fixed for us.

00:57:46.000 Okay, great.

00:57:46.000 So we're working on it.

00:57:47.000 But the state we're calling...

00:57:47.000 Kentucky for Donald Trump.

00:57:50.000 Oh, wow!

00:57:50.000 Kentucky has officially gone to Donald Trump.

00:57:54.000 Trump might as well have said.

00:57:55.000 I'm having a good time.

00:58:03.000 Having a good time.

00:58:04.000 you Yeah.

00:58:08.000 I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!

00:58:14.000 Now, I should let you know, the swing states, Donald Trump showed up in far more detail.

00:58:19.000 There are more verses.

00:58:20.000 He's a busy man.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona, Georgia.

00:58:25.000 They're all more customized.

00:58:26.000 Absolutely.

00:58:27.000 Kentucky wasn't as consequential.

00:58:28.000 All right, give me the update there, Joe.

00:58:29.000 I can also call Vermont in its three electoral votes.

00:58:32.000 By the way, Kentucky, eight electoral votes right now.

00:58:35.000 So Vermont, three electoral votes to Kamala Harris. 1.00

00:58:38.000 That's it for her.

00:58:39.000 That's it.

00:58:40.000 Soundboard Billy.

00:58:41.000 That's your job there.

00:58:42.000 Kamala went to Vermont.

00:58:44.000 Billy.

00:58:46.000 No, that's not even the right one.

00:58:47.000 Nope.

00:58:50.000 Hey! 0.99

00:58:51.000 Billy's away.

00:58:52.000 All right, so we can look at this map here.

00:58:54.000 We have got Kentucky has gone to Donald Trump with...

00:58:57.000 These are obvious ones, though, really.

00:58:58.000 Yeah, Kentucky.

00:58:58.000 We know that Indiana is going to go to Donald Trump.

00:59:01.000 Vermont.

00:59:01.000 Obviously, I just saw Bernie Sanders on CNN last night on Anderson Cooper.

00:59:05.000 That was a lot of fun.

00:59:07.000 Why was that fun?

00:59:08.000 It was just fun because it's just so fun to see a guy who's been completely castrated.

00:59:12.000 He was sitting there and he's going, now look, I know that it's hard.

00:59:15.000 Some of you may disagree with Kamala on this or on that.

00:59:18.000 You may not agree with her on everything, but you still have to vote.

00:59:21.000 And he's like, really, Mr.

00:59:23.000 Sanders, Senator Sanders, why do you think it's still? 1.00

00:59:25.000 He's like, oh, shit! 1.00

00:59:27.000 Because, look! 1.00

00:59:28.000 I have to say this shit! 1.00

00:59:31.000 Alright! 1.00

00:59:32.000 I don't...

00:59:33.000 For example, she might not be very good in Gaza.

00:59:36.000 I will be putting forward a bill so that we can provide humanitarian aid and that not one more dollar will go to the extremist Benjamin Netanyahu government, but...

00:59:46.000 Kamala's still gonna give him money! 1.00

00:59:48.000 Shit! 1.00

00:59:49.000 But Trump is worse! 1.00

00:59:52.000 And he just kept losing his mind all night. 0.99

00:59:54.000 So, he has to.

00:59:56.000 He has to.

00:59:57.000 So, Vermont.

00:59:58.000 Alright.

00:59:59.000 And Indiana, we know, is going to go to Donald Trump, obviously.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, we're not calling it officially, but yeah, we think that that is the most likely scenario.

01:00:08.000 Why do you feel that way?

01:00:09.000 What?

01:00:10.000 Why do you feel that way about Indiana?

01:00:12.000 I'm learning here.

01:00:13.000 This isn't just fun for me.

01:00:14.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:14.000 Well, here we go.

01:00:18.000 The polling and everything.

01:00:19.000 The data shows that there's almost no chance.

01:00:21.000 When it's so far outside of the polling, you're just like, okay, they have to wait officially, so there are rules to this.

01:00:27.000 We have to wait until specific times to actually call states.

01:00:30.000 We can tell you what we think about the data that we're seeing.

01:00:32.000 We're going to do that on a lot of these states that are not called yet, that are more consequential.

01:00:37.000 When it comes to Indiana, places like that, we know Trump right now is up by almost 100,000 votes in Indiana.

01:00:42.000 But we're not necessarily worried about that because most people think, yeah, that's almost a foregone conclusion.

01:00:47.000 You gotta wait for the results to officially be able to call it, but still.

01:00:49.000 That's reliably red, that state.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, Indiana's reliably red.

01:00:53.000 I don't know how Pete Buttigieg came from there.

01:00:56.000 Well, they don't get everything wrong.

01:00:59.000 No, wait.

01:01:00.000 I was talking about Pete Buttigieg.

01:01:01.000 Hey, by the way, we also do have tonight one of our correspondents tonight.

01:01:04.000 We do have Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris.

01:01:08.000 That's his actual name.

01:01:10.000 That's not a joke.

01:01:10.000 Donald J. Harris is the father of Kamala Harris.

01:01:14.000 I don't believe she's ever met him.

01:01:15.000 But the point remains.

01:01:17.000 Do we have him on the line?

01:01:18.000 Yeah.

01:01:19.000 I just got him.

01:01:20.000 Okay.

01:01:20.000 Let's go to Kamala's father, Donald J. Harris, for an update.

01:01:28.000 Alright, Mr.

01:01:29.000 Harris, thank you for joining us.

01:01:31.000 Can you hear me?

01:01:32.000 Okay, good.

01:01:35.000 Any thoughts on how your daughter's going to do?

01:01:40.000 Do you think she's going to win?

01:01:43.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:01:48.000 Okay, but what do you think was the single most important thing she did to win the presidency, is what I'm...

01:01:52.000 Oh, no.

01:01:53.000 You got it all wrong.

01:01:55.000 Me sorry for the ray-ray or the confusion.

01:01:57.000 What?

01:01:57.000 I don't think she going to win.

01:02:00.000 I think she going to end up on her backside. 1.00

01:02:02.000 Just posing for a pound.

01:02:04.000 Please, Mr.

01:02:05.000 Harris, let's not go down that road again.

01:02:07.000 Like the skettle she is. 1.00

01:02:08.000 What?

01:02:09.000 What's a skettle? 1.00

01:02:10.000 A skettle. 1.00

01:02:11.000 You don't know what a skittle is, man. 0.98

01:02:13.000 No.

01:02:13.000 A slattern.

01:02:14.000 A harlot. 0.74

01:02:15.000 Oh my god. 0.51

01:02:15.000 A trollop. 0.51

01:02:16.000 Stop.

01:02:16.000 Bimbo.

01:02:17.000 The floozy.

01:02:18.000 A strumpet. 0.98

01:02:19.000 The tramp.

01:02:20.000 Nympho. 0.80

01:02:20.000 A slapper. 0.80

01:02:21.000 Hussy. 0.68

01:02:22.000 Minx.

01:02:23.000 She's a streetwalker. 1.00

01:02:24.000 Okay, I think that's just inappropriate, and I don't think that we really need these.

01:02:27.000 She's got a loose goose. 1.00

01:02:28.000 Okay, Tim, I think that's enough.

01:02:30.000 I apologize.

01:02:38.000 By the way, speaking of Indiana, we may have another state call.

01:02:41.000 Oh, really?

01:02:42.000 Yes.

01:02:44.000 I don't know if you're pulling my leg.

01:02:46.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:47.000 It's time for another state call.

01:02:49.000 Tim!

01:02:49.000 All right.

01:02:56.000 I can guess.

01:02:57.000 Indiana?

01:02:58.000 All right.

01:02:58.000 All right, we are officially calling Indiana for Donald J. Trump.

01:03:02.000 I'm having a good time.

01:03:10.000 Having a good time!

01:03:14.000 Indiana!

01:03:15.000 I'm gonna go, go, go!

01:03:18.000 Again, quite a bit more detailed for the consequential swing states, just to let you know.

01:03:26.000 We forgot that the early states to be called, so you just spend...

01:03:30.000 Because you have to do a win or a loss for Pennsylvania and Wisconsin and for Michigan, you have to have, like, two versions of all of them.

01:03:36.000 Well, we knew some of these were going to call early.

01:03:37.000 By the way, so that's one of the benefits of watching this stream.

01:03:40.000 I don't think CNN has called that yet.

01:03:43.000 Indiana?

01:03:43.000 We're allowed to call Indiana.

01:03:45.000 Our guys are basically only doing what we're allowed to do, so it's an official call.

01:03:48.000 There you go.

01:03:49.000 An official call.

01:03:50.000 Yep.

01:03:50.000 And by the way, so one of the things we kind of went over, and maybe just, you know, this is for you to kind of, you can touch on this a little bit, but Noble Gold is one of the sponsors for tonight that's sponsoring this stream.

01:03:59.000 That's right.

01:04:00.000 You've never done anything with precious metals because you've thought the industry is just fraught with No, you're absolutely right.

01:04:06.000 Noble Gold is very different because a lot of them just tell you, hey, you know what, it's a great hedge and buy nothing but gold.

01:04:12.000 And I always said, no, we're not going to be doing that.

01:04:15.000 We're not going to be supporting a sponsor that tells people to not diversify their investments.

01:04:19.000 But actually, you can go to CrowderGold.com or you can call 877.

01:04:23.000 They actually sent me this wonderful...

01:04:24.000 It's heavy, dude.

01:04:25.000 It's a silver brick...

01:04:28.000 877.

01:04:28.000 By the way, to give you an idea of the value of gold and silver, like when my old uncle was like, the Lord told me that you should buy more silver.

01:04:36.000 I'm like, well, no, that was Bill Devane.

01:04:37.000 Pretty close.

01:04:38.000 It wasn't God.

01:04:39.000 It was Wilford Brimley.

01:04:40.000 This is gold, and that's silver.

01:04:43.000 That's about the same value, roughly.

01:04:45.000 It's about the same value.

01:04:46.000 Even though I'm a silver guy, I think Yukon Cornelius got it wrong at the end of that film.

01:04:49.000 Yeah, he was...

01:04:50.000 He just kept going back and forth.

01:04:52.000 He had his head up his...

01:04:53.000 And no one told him about platinum, palladium.

01:04:56.000 And actually, I do believe that Noble Gold, their representative, who's...

01:04:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:00.000 Do we have them?

01:05:01.000 I do believe we have...

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 Well, Lenny...

01:05:03.000 Lenny is going to be on Lenny.

01:05:05.000 the leprechaun is calling in.

01:05:07.000 All right, what is going on?

01:05:15.000 I tell you, Crowder, it's happening again.

01:05:18.000 They're after me gold like they've never been.

01:05:19.000 Okay, calm down.

01:05:20.000 I'm sure everything's fine, all right?

01:05:22.000 No, I've told you twice now, and if I may be so bold, they're after me gold.

01:05:28.000 Gold?

01:05:28.000 Lenny, Lenny, no one after your gold.

01:05:32.000 Take a breath.

01:05:33.000 Are you in a cave?

01:05:34.000 Is that where you are?

01:05:35.000 Right now?

01:05:37.000 That's right.

01:05:38.000 And don't argue with me.

01:05:39.000 I have no time for debaters.

01:05:41.000 The ones trailing me now this time, oh, they're the Rainbow Raiders. 1.00

01:05:45.000 Rainbow Raider?

01:05:46.000 Oh, you mean like Gerald?

01:05:47.000 In a manner of speaking.

01:05:49.000 Well, is it?

01:05:50.000 Or isn't it?

01:05:51.000 It is.

01:05:52.000 Yeah.

01:05:53.000 And if you listen real close...

01:05:55.000 What?

01:05:56.000 Listen.

01:05:58.000 Did you hear that?

01:05:59.000 No, Lenny, I don't hear anything.

01:06:00.000 And I don't think anyone is after your gold.

01:06:01.000 No one's trying to get your gold.

01:06:03.000 Well, that's exactly what they'd want you to think.

01:06:06.000 It's what you're told.

01:06:07.000 But I'll be a pipesman, uncle, if they ever get me gold.

01:06:10.000 By the way, is that all the gold you have right there?

01:06:13.000 I also have this.

01:06:15.000 That's it?

01:06:16.000 I mean, the amount someone would have to spend on travel hotels...

01:06:19.000 Can I walk with my shillelagh?

01:06:21.000 Okay, look, they probably have guns, too. 0.99

01:06:22.000 They're going after an angry, magical, schizophrenic midget with blood... 1.00

01:06:26.000 The hazard pay alone, it's just simpler for people to go to CrowderGold.com. 0.98

01:06:29.000 No one's chasing you for gold.

01:06:32.000 Is that right?

01:06:32.000 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 Well, it is.

01:06:39.000 Just go to CrowderGold.com and get a free quarter ounce Gold American Eagle coin and people out there can stock up so no one's after you.

01:06:47.000 It's fine.

01:06:48.000 No, I don't.

01:06:55.000 Tim cut it.

01:06:55.000 Got it.

01:06:56.000 That's enough.

01:06:56.000 That's Crowdergold.com.

01:07:04.000 And look, it's never a bad idea to have some in your portfolio or to have in case of an emergency.

01:07:09.000 It's one of those things.

01:07:10.000 It doesn't change.

01:07:11.000 It's timeless.

01:07:12.000 I don't think we're going to have Lenny back on, by the way.

01:07:14.000 No, I hope not.

01:07:14.000 He's a little bit paranoid.

01:07:15.000 He is.

01:07:16.000 And that's just not the best way to get gold.

01:07:17.000 It sounded like he's in a men's room, somebody with a prostate problem behind him.

01:07:20.000 Well, that's what they're known for. 0.98

01:07:22.000 Yes.

01:07:23.000 Well.

01:07:23.000 From that area.

01:07:24.000 I mean, I think he might be a little North Irish. 0.71

01:07:27.000 I don't know what that means.

01:07:28.000 I don't understand.

01:07:30.000 No, but I'm glad.

01:07:31.000 Look, I wanted to buy physical gold, too.

01:07:34.000 I just wanted to have some, again, not as a big part of a portfolio, but necessarily just a little bit of it just to make sure.

01:07:41.000 So I like these guys.

01:07:42.000 I've talked on the phone with them for a while.

01:07:44.000 Good guys.

01:07:44.000 They share our values.

01:07:45.000 That's actually great.

01:07:47.000 I wanted to buy some emotional gold.

01:07:48.000 Yes, that's true.

01:07:49.000 I don't even know what emotional gold is.

01:07:51.000 By the way, we do have a...

01:07:52.000 So, I think now is probably a pretty good time.

01:07:55.000 For what?

01:07:55.000 To maybe reveal a big announcement that we have.

01:07:58.000 Oh, right now?

01:07:59.000 Because we have a guest coming on here in just a little bit.

01:08:01.000 We have Donald Trump Jr.

01:08:02.000 coming on in just a little bit.

01:08:02.000 Yes.

01:08:03.000 Donald Trump Jr.

01:08:03.000 coming on in just a little bit, but there's a huge announcement that we make.

01:08:07.000 I feel like it's best...

01:08:09.000 Yeah.

01:08:10.000 So, look, we want to make this announcement here.

01:08:11.000 Right now, you can see, by the way, on CNN what they're doing.

01:08:14.000 They're giving you some numbers.

01:08:15.000 It's like 2% of the vote into the public calling states that aren't relevant.

01:08:21.000 Tonight, this is the first night where this launches.

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01:08:23.000 None of this happens without, you know, this is a huge undertaking on election night, the election integrity map, everything.

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01:13:11.000 Hey, let's really quickly check in with the stream that people aren't watching, CNN. Yeah, Jake, I mean, as you noted, Donald Trump won North Carolina the last time around, but by the slimmest margin of the states that he did win, they are looking at that state as very much in play.

01:13:31.000 What I've heard from the campaign tonight is that they are seeing in some rural counties lower than expected votes.

01:13:38.000 Those counties are expected to go for Donald Trump, so they see that as a positive sign.

01:13:43.000 And then on the other hand, when they look at where their voters might be It's in places like the Raleigh-Durham area where you're going to have a larger proportion of those...

01:13:51.000 We're going to have our data analysts look into this.

01:13:53.000 They're making the claim on CNN that rural counties in North Carolina are not coming out. 0.99

01:13:57.000 Bull crap! 0.98

01:13:58.000 Guys, can we fact check that? 0.99

01:13:59.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:13:59.000 Let us know.

01:14:00.000 We're actually going to check in with people at work.

01:14:02.000 Let us know when someone there is ready to update us on that. 1.00

01:14:04.000 I'm willing to bet that Abby Phillips is full of shit. 1.00

01:14:12.000 Okay, alright. 1.00

01:14:13.000 I think that's fair.

01:14:14.000 I think that's fair.

01:14:15.000 I mean, we've seen record turnout in rural counties.

01:14:18.000 Why wouldn't...

01:14:18.000 Well, unless she means...

01:14:19.000 Unless, because those rural counties were destroyed by the hurricane that the government didn't help with.

01:14:24.000 Remember that?

01:14:25.000 Remember that?

01:14:26.000 Maybe that's the case.

01:14:27.000 Maybe some of them have migrated to other counties where they have power!

01:14:33.000 Mundane detail!

01:14:34.000 It's not a mundane detail!

01:14:36.000 A couple of women spotted sitting on deer in line. 1.00

01:14:40.000 One of the funniest insults I heard from a lady who was watching CNN and said, this lady, her nose looks like Florida. 1.00

01:14:48.000 Can you bring it up full screen?

01:14:49.000 Doesn't it look like Florida?

01:14:50.000 Zach Collins?

01:14:51.000 It was a lady who said it.

01:14:53.000 And you know she has hairy forearms, so putting that in your dating profile, hairy forearms and nose like Florida... 1.00

01:14:58.000 Her face goes from woman to guy with every second.

01:15:01.000 It's like one of those, like you get in the back of your Cracker Jack, the hologram, and it's like, yeah, hey, pretty.

01:15:06.000 Surprise!

01:15:08.000 Right?

01:15:08.000 I'm telling you.

01:15:10.000 Sometime... 1.00

01:15:10.000 Like if you were to be flipping a notepad of her, like her putting on makeup, like, oh, wow, she's prettier than this dick. 1.00

01:15:16.000 What? 1.00

01:15:16.000 Oh, what? 1.00

01:15:17.000 Come on.

01:15:18.000 No!

01:15:18.000 She's got that Brezhnev brow.

01:15:24.000 That's the Burgum Brow, we now call it.

01:15:28.000 Imagine the shrub holy.

01:15:29.000 I have no idea.

01:15:31.000 I mean, I can't imagine, though.

01:15:32.000 I'm talking about her house, not her.

01:15:34.000 Clean it up, Father.

01:15:35.000 Build your house out of brick, is what I tell my son when I tell the Three Little Piggies story. 0.89

01:15:40.000 Build it out of brick?

01:15:41.000 My father said Z-brick.

01:15:42.000 He was a Jew. 0.99

01:15:43.000 Listen.

01:15:44.000 What?

01:15:46.000 So that's why you two don't talk.

01:15:47.000 That's right.

01:15:48.000 Shalom.

01:15:50.000 Let's see what even fatter Josh Gad is saying.

01:15:53.000 ...about the way things are going in the U.S. It's true, Kerry!

01:15:57.000 ...what North Carolina voters are saying.

01:15:59.000 6% enthusiastic, 21%...

01:16:01.000 Can you find us a single straight correspondent?

01:16:03.000 Any straight guys on 6%?

01:16:04.000 Let's see in 6% reporting!

01:16:08.000 I picked the wrong date, a quick-blowing guy! 0.99

01:16:10.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:16:12.000 He didn't quit, Stephen. 1.00

01:16:15.000 Alright! 0.97

01:16:16.000 I'm a lapsed homo! 0.96

01:16:17.000 The principle's the same! 0.95

01:16:19.000 This guy makes...

01:16:20.000 Sorry.

01:16:23.000 This guy makes Brian Stelper look like Ray Lewis.

01:16:28.000 Did he hit somebody too? 0.70

01:16:29.000 Oh no, Ray Lewis shot somebody and killed him.

01:16:31.000 Hey, Brian Stelper did it. 1.00

01:16:33.000 Brian Stelper loves his wife's hot butt. 1.00

01:16:35.000 I really do look shit. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:16:41.000 Yeah!

01:16:42.000 Oh my god!

01:16:47.000 It does feel a little bit hot in here.

01:16:48.000 Let me give you some information.

01:16:50.000 It should, man.

01:16:50.000 We're hot.

01:16:51.000 Right now, this Florida trend is very important.

01:16:53.000 This is coming from our data team, right?

01:16:55.000 So we have Trump up by 11 in Miami-Dade right now.

01:16:59.000 Just to keep in mind that Biden won that by 7.3.

01:17:03.000 Is that right?

01:17:04.000 Yes.

01:17:06.000 Those are Cubans. 0.97

01:17:07.000 That's insane. 0.86

01:17:08.000 Thank you very much.

01:17:09.000 I like the Cubans.

01:17:11.000 I do, too.

01:17:13.000 Love the Cubes.

01:17:14.000 I don't want the new Cubans, though. 1.00

01:17:15.000 The new Cubans, the ones who are there now, they're the ones who stayed for communism. 1.00

01:17:17.000 They can stick around a little while longer.

01:17:19.000 That's right. 0.96

01:17:19.000 The ones who left, who had the balls to get on a recliner and go across the Miami Vice Strait. 0.96

01:17:29.000 They don't get on anything. 0.99

01:17:30.000 And then they touch and are immediately pregnant. 0.72

01:17:34.000 That's not true.

01:17:36.000 They're very fertile people.

01:17:37.000 They put one foot on it.

01:17:38.000 That's true.

01:17:39.000 Yeah.

01:17:39.000 And the good ones work four jobs.

01:17:41.000 They do.

01:17:42.000 They do.

01:17:43.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:17:43.000 That's the Haitians, I'm thinking.

01:17:44.000 No, no, no, no. 0.98

01:17:45.000 They eat four dogs.

01:17:47.000 That's what you were thinking. 0.57

01:17:48.000 The Haitians. 0.55

01:17:49.000 Oh, no.

01:17:50.000 No.

01:17:52.000 You ever have?

01:17:54.000 We had a Korean who worked here who did eat dog. 1.00

01:17:57.000 I made a joke about it.

01:17:58.000 Remember that?

01:17:58.000 We had an intern.

01:17:59.000 He was an intern here.

01:18:01.000 I was here for a while.

01:18:01.000 His dad is my doctor.

01:18:02.000 I know who he is.

01:18:04.000 I said something like, ah, yeah, Korean.

01:18:07.000 I said, ah, something about eating dog, and he just got really quiet.

01:18:10.000 And so he's like, well, I didn't mean to.

01:18:12.000 And then I spoke with his dad.

01:18:13.000 I was like, yeah, your son got all, he got a little bit shifty.

01:18:15.000 He got a little cagey.

01:18:16.000 He's like, oh, yeah, well, his grandmother lied to him that said that it was beef and was very traumatic for him when he found out there was dog.

01:18:23.000 I'm like, well, yeah, of course it was traumatic.

01:18:25.000 Oh, no!

01:18:26.000 And the lie is almost as bad as eating the dog, but I'd say it's not as bad.

01:18:30.000 Not quite.

01:18:30.000 I tell you, poodle tastes just like chicken.

01:18:33.000 That's what I've heard.

01:18:33.000 I'm telling you, poodle.

01:18:35.000 I don't know about those dirt cookies, though.

01:18:36.000 I don't know.

01:18:37.000 Hey, guys, really quickly, so...

01:18:38.000 Are we checking in with people at work?

01:18:39.000 No, no, we will in just a second.

01:18:41.000 There's no...

01:18:41.000 So North Carolina hasn't sent any data in yet.

01:18:44.000 So I'm not sure where...

01:18:45.000 So Abby Phillips is making it up?

01:18:46.000 CNN is getting all of this stuff.

01:18:47.000 So guys, please double check.

01:18:48.000 Seriously?

01:18:49.000 Mission Control.

01:18:50.000 Hey, Abby Phillips just said they're seeing low rural county turnout in North Carolina.

01:18:55.000 And she said it like she really knew what she was talking about.

01:18:57.000 Now, of course, it gives me pause because of who she is.

01:18:59.000 But she did say it.

01:19:02.000 So I want to make sure that we're not wrong.

01:19:04.000 Yes.

01:19:04.000 So here's the thing.

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01:19:50.000 I just can't tell you how excited we are.

01:19:52.000 Honestly, this is something that Gerald has been working on.

01:19:55.000 And you know what?

01:19:55.000 Give Gerald a round of applause, everyone, because Gerald was the one who helped make this happen.

01:19:58.000 Thank you.

01:19:59.000 Please, everyone.

01:19:59.000 Hey!

01:20:00.000 Clap!

01:20:04.000 This is what I deal with.

01:20:05.000 Haven't you guys read the New York Post? 0.96

01:20:06.000 I'm a monster! 1.00

01:20:08.000 I will show you my balls. 1.00

01:20:11.000 I'll make you show him your balls. 1.00

01:20:12.000 That's not nice at all. 0.99

01:20:15.000 I'm applauding.

01:20:16.000 No, this is what we wanted from the very beginning.

01:20:17.000 It was about building something bigger than us.

01:20:19.000 It was about having these islands kind of come together and have a place where people can go for all this content.

01:20:24.000 They're right on CNN. She's entering this guy.

01:20:24.000 Hold on one second.

01:20:26.000 How much would you give for him?

01:20:27.000 Just go, don't worry, lady. 1.00

01:20:28.000 I'm a professional.

01:20:29.000 Let's see.

01:20:31.000 I love it.

01:20:32.000 Was she seriously going to break up with you? 1.00

01:20:33.000 No, I made that up.

01:20:35.000 She didn't say that, but it's funny to say that.

01:20:38.000 I like that guy.

01:20:39.000 She asked you to vote for him.

01:20:39.000 I like him too.

01:20:41.000 He looks like Mexican Jean-Guy Tremblay.

01:20:42.000 And so you voted for Biden in 2020, but what were you going to do this time?

01:20:47.000 I wasn't going to vote at all.

01:20:48.000 You were just going to stay home.

01:20:49.000 I was going to stay home.

01:20:50.000 Eat some chips or something.

01:20:52.000 I don't know.

01:20:52.000 Don't let your ambition get the best of you.

01:20:54.000 I don't want those people voting.

01:20:57.000 I'm sorry. 0.96

01:20:57.000 Lazy people. 0.96

01:20:58.000 Wait, hold on. 0.95

01:20:59.000 Maybe he's going to say he voted for Trump.

01:21:00.000 So I got off at work at 4.30.

01:21:03.000 Drove here about 30 minutes.

01:21:04.000 I think I walked in like at 5.05-ish.

01:21:08.000 And I was waiting for about two hours.

01:21:10.000 I just walked out.

01:21:11.000 Two hours.

01:21:12.000 Brian, two hours to fix your address, right?

01:21:14.000 Two hours.

01:21:15.000 What is he going to keep time?

01:21:16.000 A sundial?

01:21:17.000 She's like, I don't know, give or take an hour.

01:21:19.000 I don't know, man.

01:21:22.000 Another broad host.

01:21:23.000 That's devotion?

01:21:24.000 I bet you he left work at 4.30.

01:21:26.000 How much do you want to bet he was supposed to clock out at 5?

01:21:28.000 That's right.

01:21:29.000 That's devotion.

01:21:31.000 That's devotion.

01:21:31.000 Look, what the left considers devotion is not the same.

01:21:35.000 Contrast, okay, contrast what a white PhD in gender studies considers devotion versus a Cuban-American who works four jobs. 0.94

01:21:43.000 Do you realize that I know Cubans here?

01:21:45.000 We know them, by the way, who were doctors who now clean floors while they're going back through medical school?

01:21:50.000 Yes.

01:21:51.000 It's devotion.

01:21:52.000 He jumped out of work half an hour early and likely had the address wrong because he couldn't be bothered to fill out a form.

01:21:58.000 That's the person you want determining the fate of the most consequential constitutional republic in all of history.

01:22:04.000 I think there should be some kind of test to vote sometimes.

01:22:07.000 With that guy?

01:22:08.000 An STD test.

01:22:09.000 He's like, well, that's true.

01:22:10.000 He's like, I wasn't going to vote, and then my girlfriend talked.

01:22:12.000 Okay, fine.

01:22:13.000 By the way, you guys can test me.

01:22:14.000 Not a drip.

01:22:15.000 There you go.

01:22:16.000 By the way, I don't focus on these things, but I focus on the positive nature of it, guys.

01:22:21.000 520,000 concurrent live viewers right now.

01:22:24.000 I think our record from the previous election was, was it 550?

01:22:28.000 Something around there.

01:22:29.000 Something around that, yeah.

01:22:30.000 That's when we weren't being throttled on YouTube.

01:22:33.000 That's true, yeah.

01:22:34.000 We'll do a little celebration once we get past that, but fantastic job.

01:22:36.000 Can we check in with people at work?

01:22:37.000 Do we have somebody in the chair over there?

01:22:39.000 I do not have somebody in the chair yet.

01:22:40.000 Well, get someone in the chair. 0.97

01:22:41.000 Get someone in the chair and get somebody while I'm waiting.

01:22:43.000 Actually, you know what?

01:22:44.000 We've got two minutes until the special guest, Don Jr., comes on.

01:22:48.000 We've got two minutes until Donald Jr.

01:22:49.000 comes on?

01:22:49.000 Yeah.

01:22:49.000 All right.

01:22:51.000 He's been on my show twice, so just remember that when you're talking to him.

01:22:53.000 Why?

01:22:54.000 Why?

01:22:54.000 You've got to say it like that.

01:22:55.000 Why?

01:22:56.000 Because you've had people on. 0.99

01:22:57.000 I sit here like a dick. 0.99

01:22:58.000 I actually know them. 0.99

01:23:00.000 I flew here all the way from Canada to be here.

01:23:03.000 You want to be in my seat?

01:23:04.000 No.

01:23:04.000 Come on, interview Donald from here.

01:23:06.000 Absolutely not. 0.90

01:23:07.000 I have to go expel Satan.

01:23:11.000 Does that mean you're firing somebody?

01:23:14.000 I mean, I might do it on the way.

01:23:15.000 The power of Christ compels you all!

01:23:18.000 Oh, God.

01:23:18.000 You're going to spray paint the bowl?

01:23:20.000 If this were a horror movie, it would be, Christ is left here long ago!

01:23:24.000 Yes.

01:23:27.000 I was hooked up to an IV. I lost 8 pounds in 12 hours.

01:23:32.000 Quit bragging.

01:23:35.000 I had a Pizza Hut pizza last night. 1.00

01:23:38.000 When you texted me that you were throwing up and shit in your pants, I was eating a pizza by myself. 1.00

01:23:43.000 Jalapeno and bacon on it. 1.00

01:23:45.000 It went down like a goddamn M&M. I walked by the craft table tonight and I was dry heaving. 0.99

01:23:51.000 I'm like, salmon?

01:23:52.000 You immediately put the salmon right there. 1.00

01:23:55.000 It's like being in a whore home. 1.00

01:23:58.000 Come on, Father. 1.00

01:24:00.000 Come on, Father Mulcahy.

01:24:02.000 What do you mean, come on?

01:24:04.000 You said that.

01:24:05.000 We'll have Donald Trump Jr.

01:24:07.000 on, and then I want to have someone in that seat.

01:24:09.000 Because look, we paid for the seat.

01:24:10.000 We paid for the setup.

01:24:11.000 Can we just check in with the camera at least so people can see?

01:24:13.000 Yeah, we got somebody in the seat now.

01:24:16.000 All right, all right.

01:24:16.000 Let's just check in with them really quickly, and then we'll cut right back, but they don't know.

01:24:20.000 No.

01:24:20.000 All right, it's time to go check the people at work.

01:24:27.000 All right.

01:24:28.000 Who do we have in the chair right now?

01:24:29.000 Who's there?

01:24:31.000 Oh, there you go.

01:24:32.000 We got Lane the Brain.

01:24:33.000 Hey, Lane the Brain.

01:24:34.000 Lane the Brain.

01:24:35.000 GingerSnap, do you have an update for us?

01:24:36.000 Audio.

01:24:37.000 Yeah.

01:24:37.000 Oh, hold on.

01:24:38.000 We're going to bring up your audio.

01:24:39.000 Really quickly.

01:24:40.000 Hold on one second.

01:24:41.000 We're going to bring up your audio.

01:24:42.000 It's got John Travolta's shirt on.

01:24:45.000 All right.

01:24:45.000 Hold on one second.

01:24:46.000 Oh, wait a second.

01:24:47.000 You know what?

01:24:48.000 Toolman, come back. 0.99

01:24:49.000 Come back, Toolman.

01:24:50.000 Come back.

01:24:50.000 Oh, there we go.

01:24:52.000 Lane the Brain.

01:24:52.000 Say hi, Lane.

01:24:54.000 I'm here.

01:24:54.000 Okay, cool.

01:24:55.000 I'm good.

01:24:55.000 Okay, well, we're going to go to Donald Trump Jr.

01:24:57.000 We'll go back to you later.

01:24:58.000 Well, I have some information.

01:24:59.000 We'll go back.

01:25:00.000 What, chest hair?

01:25:03.000 What are you doing?

01:25:09.000 He's on retainer.

01:25:12.000 I saw him angrily walk to the chair and sit down.

01:25:16.000 That makes it so much better.

01:25:17.000 I told them, they'll have to be on their toes tonight.

01:25:19.000 Sorry, Lane. 0.99

01:25:20.000 Plus, I look like crap. 0.95

01:25:21.000 I look like I'm already sweating, and you can't be side-by-side with Lane. 0.96

01:25:25.000 Do we have time to do another state call really quickly?

01:25:26.000 Oh, do we have time?

01:25:27.000 Yep.

01:25:27.000 Well, look, guys, it's time for one more state call.

01:25:30.000 The Brits aren't coming. 0.96

01:25:38.000 The Brits aren't coming! 0.89

01:25:40.000 Let's see, Count.

01:25:41.000 Who?

01:25:41.000 Was that you, Burpee?

01:25:42.000 No, I didn't have anything to do with that Burpee. 1.00

01:25:45.000 All right, so...

01:25:46.000 It's Father Mulcahy.

01:25:47.000 West Virginia.

01:25:48.000 What do you think?

01:25:49.000 West Virginia?

01:25:50.000 I'd say that's three teeth.

01:25:52.000 Right now, we are calling West Virginia Billy the Sample, because I don't know if we have... 0.98

01:25:56.000 These are ridiculous. 0.93

01:25:57.000 We have West Virginia. 0.97

01:25:58.000 Officially, we are calling it right here.

01:25:59.000 Yep.

01:26:00.000 Poor Donald Trump.

01:26:01.000 That's right, baby.

01:26:02.000 There we go.

01:26:03.000 How many electoral votes is that?

01:26:05.000 Four.

01:26:06.000 Yeah.

01:26:06.000 All right.

01:26:06.000 Four whole electoral votes.

01:26:08.000 What are we up to?

01:26:09.000 Technically, it's three and a half.

01:26:10.000 There's overlap with the sister.

01:26:11.000 So we got a Republican pickup as well in a Senate seat.

01:26:14.000 So Jim Justice won the seat that was vacated by Joe Manchin.

01:26:17.000 I won 10 grand.

01:26:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:18.000 I just won 10 grand.

01:26:19.000 Did you actually?

01:26:20.000 I actually won 10 grand.

01:26:21.000 What?

01:26:21.000 How did you win 10 grand?

01:26:22.000 Hold on.

01:26:23.000 It's not an upset.

01:26:24.000 How much did you have to bet to get 10 grand?

01:26:25.000 I betted him on Fandle.

01:26:27.000 Oh.

01:26:27.000 You mean Polly Market.

01:26:29.000 Polly Market, I meant.

01:26:31.000 The Publix Market.

01:26:33.000 Kroger.

01:26:34.000 Wiggly Wiggly. 0.97

01:26:36.000 Alright.

01:26:37.000 I didn't win nothing.

01:26:39.000 Relax.

01:26:40.000 I don't even know who the guy is, but congratulations.

01:26:43.000 No, that's the former governor, I believe, who took the seat of Manchin, if I'm not mistaken.

01:26:47.000 Justice is a good last name.

01:26:49.000 It is a good name.

01:26:49.000 Solid.

01:26:50.000 Not as good as Justice Cockburn.

01:26:54.000 That was my favorite.

01:26:55.000 That's the best.

01:26:56.000 We have to bring in Cockburn. 0.90

01:26:58.000 By God, he just thinks his own way, but he gets it done.

01:27:02.000 Let's bring in Cockburn.

01:27:04.000 There's an actual justice named Cockburn.

01:27:06.000 We had fun with that about four years ago.

01:27:10.000 I'm a child.

01:27:11.000 Let us know we have Don Jr.

01:27:13.000 as well.

01:27:14.000 We're at a furniture place in Savannah called Mordick.

01:27:17.000 Really?

01:27:18.000 No.

01:27:19.000 It is.

01:27:19.000 Come on.

01:27:20.000 Look, he's moaning.

01:27:22.000 It's a factual thing.

01:27:23.000 I know.

01:27:23.000 This guy is like an old lady at a comedy club.

01:27:25.000 He ruins the set.

01:27:26.000 It's Mordick? 0.84

01:27:28.000 How's it spelled?

01:27:29.000 Mordick.

01:27:32.000 Is it like Moe, apostrophe, Nick? 0.99

01:27:34.000 No, it's actually more dick or bad. 1.00

01:27:36.000 More bad dick. 1.00

01:27:37.000 I'll look it up. 1.00

01:27:38.000 I'm not kidding you.

01:27:39.000 Your search history.

01:27:40.000 I hope all those...

01:27:41.000 It's a furniture store?

01:27:43.000 If I go to my search history, it'll take me to like eight porn sites.

01:27:47.000 Is it a furniture store?

01:27:48.000 It's a furniture store, yeah.

01:27:49.000 Oh, gosh.

01:27:50.000 I'm not making this up.

01:27:51.000 I'll set my phone up.

01:27:52.000 I know.

01:27:52.000 I hope they sell it covered like it's an old Italian lady from Queens.

01:27:57.000 He types it in and you're like, really, Nick?

01:27:58.000 You've had enough.

01:27:59.000 It's just for Michael.

01:28:00.000 I've had enough.

01:28:00.000 It's Gatorade.

01:28:04.000 We also have 7 plus 1 things Donald Trump will do the first day of his presidency.

01:28:09.000 Actually, we have 14 plus 1, so that's fun.

01:28:11.000 Yeah, because we have a reload, yeah.

01:28:12.000 And then we have 7 plus 1 things that Kamala will do when she loses. 1.00

01:28:16.000 So, that's a lot of fun.

01:28:19.000 I'm waiting for Donald Trump Jr.

01:28:21.000 Did we solve the DDOS attack?

01:28:23.000 I think I might have ruined it with my comments.

01:28:24.000 We worked on it, and I think we got it for a few minutes, and then it went back down, and they're working on it right now.

01:28:28.000 Oh my gosh.

01:28:29.000 We lost the connection as soon as you said cockburn.

01:28:32.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:28:33.000 Yeah, well, that's because you thought we were talking about him.

01:28:36.000 He does well, I heard.

01:28:39.000 Don Jr.

01:28:39.000 is trying to log in and is having issues.

01:28:43.000 Something to do with his helicopter.

01:28:44.000 All right.

01:28:45.000 Well, then, you know what?

01:28:45.000 Here, really quickly, let's go as we try and get him in.

01:28:48.000 We actually still do have, as you all know, in a parallel universe, and we have the ability because we have quantum physicists.

01:28:55.000 We do, yeah.

01:28:55.000 It's also something we spared no expense.

01:28:57.000 Where Nick DiPaolo, you voted best potential press secretary.

01:29:00.000 Yes, yes.

01:29:00.000 Would be Nick DiPaolo.

01:29:02.000 And so we have yet another installment of Nick DiPaolo, Press Secretary.

01:29:06.000 Good afternoon.

01:29:15.000 What do you think of the lid?

01:29:18.000 I thought I'd lighten up the mood in here.

01:29:20.000 You guys are all about diversity.

01:29:21.000 I come in here with this Chinese lampshade and you're all scared.

01:29:24.000 Can you explain what the legal authority the president has is for designating Antifa as a terrorist organization?

01:29:34.000 Oh, he has to have a legal authority to designate them a terrorist organization?

01:29:39.000 Do you have the legal authority to designate him Hitler?

01:29:43.000 This is a free country, free speech.

01:29:45.000 It applies to the president, too.

01:29:47.000 Okay? 0.99

01:29:48.000 What else would you call these maggots with their faces covered carrying weapons? 0.97

01:29:53.000 Looks a lot like what we see in the Middle East, is it not? 1.00

01:29:56.000 What are we supposed to call them, the Eagle Scouts? 1.00

01:29:58.000 Stupid question, stupid broad. 1.00

01:29:59.000 I hadn't seen that. 1.00

01:30:09.000 I've seen none of these.

01:30:11.000 You would be a phenomenal press secretary.

01:30:13.000 I think I would be good.

01:30:14.000 Yeah, those were really fun to tape.

01:30:17.000 I can't wait for the ones when I was messing with you with the reporter saying, that's outrageous.

01:30:23.000 You kept repeating.

01:30:24.000 You got so mad.

01:30:25.000 See how easy it is to troll me?

01:30:27.000 Even when I'm doing a character.

01:30:29.000 Yeah, the press secretary.

01:30:32.000 I believe we do have Don Jr.

01:30:34.000 now, so whenever you're ready.

01:30:35.000 We do have John.

01:30:38.000 No, no, that's not what I said.

01:30:40.000 I wanted to say hi.

01:30:41.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:30:42.000 He's going to have a heart attack.

01:30:44.000 He has a big announcement, too.

01:30:46.000 Donald Trump Jr.

01:30:47.000 Donald Trump Jr., all right.

01:30:47.000 does?

01:30:47.000 Yeah, of course.

01:30:49.000 So, we have right now on the line, hopefully he can see me and hear me, and it's better than when Tim Poole called in and we had a giant echo, Mr.

01:30:55.000 Donald Trump Jr.

01:30:57.000 Donald Trump, can you hear me?

01:31:05.000 Yeah.

01:31:05.000 See me, sir.

01:31:07.000 Oh, hold on.

01:31:08.000 We're bringing your audio up.

01:31:09.000 I swear to God, if it's Billy the Kid with the sound, he's going to get a silver brick right to his noggin.

01:31:15.000 That thing's heavy.

01:31:16.000 It is heavy.

01:31:18.000 We're up.

01:31:18.000 I think you're muted.

01:31:20.000 Donnie.

01:31:22.000 Oh, he disconnected.

01:31:23.000 Call dropped.

01:31:23.000 Donnie!

01:31:24.000 Donnie!

01:31:25.000 Are you guys there?

01:31:25.000 There we are.

01:31:26.000 You're muted.

01:31:27.000 Okay.

01:31:27.000 There we are.

01:31:28.000 I gotta turn my volume in. 0.75

01:31:29.000 You guys are freaking loud. 0.78

01:31:30.000 You had us screwing with our soundboards. 0.93

01:31:32.000 We thought we had...

01:31:33.000 I almost fired somebody.

01:31:34.000 You don't even know.

01:31:36.000 And...

01:31:36.000 Listen, it's not too late, Stephen.

01:31:38.000 It's not too late.

01:31:39.000 The night is young.

01:31:40.000 You can fire a lot of people in the amount of time you got left.

01:31:42.000 I absolutely plan to. 0.94

01:31:44.000 If you read the New York Post, I'm a monster. 1.00

01:31:45.000 And now that it just go dark, son of a bitch. 1.00

01:31:47.000 What is... 1.00

01:31:48.000 What is happening?

01:31:49.000 God!

01:31:50.000 What's happening?

01:31:52.000 There we go.

01:31:53.000 Alright.

01:31:54.000 I apologize.

01:31:55.000 I think it's just because I'm on my phone, so everyone's blowing me up because it's election night, and then everyone expects me to handle their logistics for like, you know, hey, Don, if you're going to the other thing, do you think you gave me a ride?

01:32:07.000 No, I got plenty of time to deal with you guys. 0.99

01:32:09.000 I don't have my own shit. 0.99

01:32:10.000 I know. 1.00

01:32:11.000 Just tell them you're busy calling into our show from a closet in a horror film.

01:32:16.000 Yes, basically. 0.90

01:32:17.000 I'm waiting for someone to step behind me and murder me. 0.97

01:32:19.000 Exactly.

01:32:21.000 By the way, that could actually be doing me a favor depending on which way it goes.

01:32:24.000 I imagine that's a lot better than the gulags if Kamala Harris wins.

01:32:28.000 That is true.

01:32:29.000 You've got to be sitting there, and I know you have an announcement, but that is something like, this is very consequential for you because of the weaponizing of the DOJ, which of course, I mean, we had Mug Club undercover with the spokesperson of the DOJ saying, yeah, no one's ever done this with anyone but Donald Trump, but your dad.

01:32:42.000 They're just stacking anything they can, and obviously they've gone after you.

01:32:45.000 They've gone after the whole family.

01:32:47.000 You still seem to be in good spirits, but is that something that worries you?

01:32:52.000 Well, Stephen, it's because I died like three days ago and it's just testosterone, nicotine, caffeine and adrenaline that's keeping me going.

01:32:58.000 So I'm not too worried because eventually it'll kick in and it won't matter.

01:33:02.000 But I mean, it does worry me just as a country.

01:33:04.000 And when you think about it, you know, we've probably had this conversation, but I understand that I am not the upstanding citizen that Hunter Ryden is, but I think I should still be able to live in America.

01:33:13.000 Yes.

01:33:13.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:33:14.000 And by the way, Nick DiPaolo is here.

01:33:15.000 He says hello.

01:33:17.000 He's mad that he's...

01:33:18.000 Oh, I love Nick DiPaolo.

01:33:19.000 I went to see him live at the convention center in Savannah a couple years ago.

01:33:23.000 He murdered for an hour.

01:33:25.000 Yeah.

01:33:25.000 And I sincerely said to him, I wouldn't want to have to follow that.

01:33:28.000 Yeah.

01:33:29.000 He has great timing, and he was great and informative and funny, and I just wanted to...

01:33:34.000 I haven't talked to him since his dad was almost killed twice, and just hang in there, and we're not going to let them put you in any gulag.

01:33:41.000 Oh, see, now you're being too much.

01:33:42.000 I appreciate that, Nick.

01:33:44.000 I'm telling you, we will not let that happen.

01:33:46.000 We'll go nuts if that happens. 1.00

01:33:47.000 He also said you have an ass like a nectarine. 1.00

01:33:49.000 That's what he said. 1.00

01:33:50.000 What?

01:33:51.000 By the way, fact check, true.

01:33:53.000 Yeah.

01:33:55.000 It was false.

01:33:57.000 I even got to see it.

01:33:59.000 Nick, I always tell people, that was one of the great compliments I got in my life.

01:34:02.000 I grew up listening to you.

01:34:03.000 I was like, wow.

01:34:04.000 I don't know.

01:34:07.000 Whatever they call me on TV, I was like, well, if Nick DiPaolo's got me, then at least I got a bunch of elderly insane men.

01:34:13.000 That's the only demo I get.

01:34:16.000 You get all my compliment backfired in my face.

01:34:19.000 I can make a business around like that.

01:34:21.000 It's fine.

01:34:22.000 I'll survive.

01:34:22.000 Yeah, you can.

01:34:23.000 There's a very strong Sicilian contingency there, especially in Florida.

01:34:26.000 Let me ask you, too, I also heard that you have a big announcement to make tonight that you're making.

01:34:32.000 Well, you know, listen, I've been a longtime Rumble guy.

01:34:36.000 I'm a believer in free speech.

01:34:37.000 I don't go on the other places because I'm not a believer in the censorship I see everywhere else.

01:34:41.000 So I'm following you on the special Rumble side as we go back behind the scenes with everything there.

01:34:48.000 So super excited about that.

01:34:50.000 So you're going to be there at Rumble Premium.

01:34:52.000 You also get Donald Trump.

01:34:54.000 Wow, man, that's great.

01:34:56.000 I know that I didn't want to say it because Chris was like, oh yeah, he's going to be talking with you, and a lot of this has been pulled together to make sure that it builds out a network, but that's awesome that you're going to be there, and I know Chris is a big fan of yours.

01:35:05.000 He didn't say Nectarine.

01:35:07.000 He described you as James and the Giant Peach when describing your rump, but it's a point of conversation.

01:35:12.000 Yay.

01:35:12.000 Listen, it's fine.

01:35:14.000 It's fine.

01:35:14.000 I mean, some people like...

01:35:15.000 I don't want to say BBC on air because it's there, but what's the version for when they do the Brazilian butt implants? 1.00

01:35:24.000 What are those things called?

01:35:26.000 I think it's called the Kardashian.

01:35:28.000 Yes.

01:35:29.000 I was thinking about doing that, actually.

01:35:30.000 You know, again, if politics, real estate, you know, whatever doesn't work out, I always have options.

01:35:35.000 Well, let me ask you this.

01:35:36.000 How are you feeling tonight?

01:35:37.000 You know, we went through a lot of the early voting data that we have, and of course, you don't want to make too many inferences, but we also just heard some BS from CNN where Abby Phillips said, oh, they're not getting as many votes coming from the rural turnout in North Carolina.

01:35:49.000 Fact check.

01:35:49.000 She doesn't have that information.

01:35:50.000 We've seen actually record rural turnout where we do have that information, but How are you feeling tonight?

01:35:55.000 I mean, I know it could go either way, but genuinely, you feeling confident?

01:35:59.000 What do you think maybe might be sort of, you know, the momentum factor as far as states?

01:36:05.000 Yeah, listen, I'm cautiously optimistic.

01:36:07.000 I mean, it's definitely, it's my third go around.

01:36:09.000 It's by far the best I've felt going into an election day.

01:36:12.000 You know, the early numbers look great.

01:36:13.000 If people get in line, if they stay in line, if people actually, if our people show up, we win.

01:36:17.000 Right.

01:36:18.000 You know, it's that simple.

01:36:19.000 But if we sit it out, you know, you have people They're designed to either make you overconfident so you sit at home or they're designed to demoralize you so you sit at home.

01:36:27.000 You know, especially as we start heading west, you know, get in line, stay in line.

01:36:31.000 You got a couple hours, you know, on the west coast certainly to get in line and, you know, vote.

01:36:36.000 Bring your friends.

01:36:37.000 If everyone does their part, I think we win.

01:36:39.000 You know, I was with my dad last night.

01:36:41.000 We did four rallies yesterday.

01:36:43.000 You know, his rally is not like a Kamala Harris, like five minutes off a telegraph.

01:36:46.000 You know, he goes for 90 minutes.

01:36:48.000 Sometimes I'm sitting like, for the love of God, please, can we just move on?

01:36:50.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 He's 78 and pulled an all-nighter.

01:36:56.000 We got in at 6 a.m.

01:36:57.000 back to Florida.

01:36:58.000 Unbelievable.

01:36:58.000 And he was still going, and he went right to TV, never went to sleep, was laughing the whole time.

01:37:01.000 I'm sitting there, like, you know, trying to not die of a heart attack.

01:37:06.000 Unbelievable.

01:37:09.000 It's truly impressive.

01:37:10.000 He also took a bullet for this country.

01:37:13.000 I'm like, you know what?

01:37:14.000 If he can take a bullet, you guys can wait in a long line for a few minutes. 0.59

01:37:17.000 Relax. 1.00

01:37:18.000 Just get your ass out there. 1.00

01:37:19.000 If you do your part, we win. 0.99

01:37:20.000 But everyone's got to do their part.

01:37:22.000 And I can't account for the BS on the other side.

01:37:23.000 That's going to happen.

01:37:24.000 I hope to overwhelm it.

01:37:26.000 I hope to crush them so badly that they don't have a week to do a recount where magically they find a bunch of ballots that only filled out the presidential candidate because it's all they had time to fill out in some warehouse somewhere.

01:37:37.000 Let's just end this thing tonight.

01:37:39.000 Right.

01:37:39.000 Well, aren't you glad, though?

01:37:40.000 One thing I will say where I feel a very notable difference is, you know, during the last national election—I'm not talking about midterms—but during the last election and during the year or two that followed it, a lot of conservatives were afraid to come out and say, you know what, maybe it wasn't the most secure and fair election because you were removed from YouTube.

01:37:55.000 It seems like that's gone now.

01:37:56.000 It seems like people are willing to say, and not just Republicans, yeah, you know what— We don't know what the number is, but we know that there's election interference.

01:38:03.000 We know that there is voter fraud.

01:38:04.000 We know that there's media malpractice, where people now no longer think that's a crazy notion.

01:38:08.000 Do you feel that difference tonight going in?

01:38:13.000 Oh, no.

01:38:13.000 Did we lose him?

01:38:14.000 Do we need to recheck?

01:38:15.000 Oh, he may have frozen.

01:38:16.000 Well, he's calling from his phone.

01:38:17.000 He is...

01:38:18.000 He might have passed out.

01:38:19.000 Guys, stop texting Don Jr.

01:38:20.000 Well, we can go back to him.

01:38:21.000 I mean, goodness.

01:38:22.000 Leave the guy alone.

01:38:23.000 We can go back to him.

01:38:24.000 I think he passed out.

01:38:24.000 He's so tired.

01:38:25.000 Yeah, he could be.

01:38:26.000 His dad...

01:38:26.000 By the way, his dad is doing all that.

01:38:27.000 His dad doesn't even...

01:38:28.000 I don't even think drinks coffee.

01:38:29.000 No drugs.

01:38:30.000 That's what I was going to say.

01:38:31.000 It's just like Diet Coke.

01:38:32.000 I feel embarrassed, man.

01:38:34.000 Yeah, I know.

01:38:35.000 I mean, you have to have...

01:38:36.000 I would have to have at least...

01:38:37.000 At 78.

01:38:37.000 At least a giant cold brew.

01:38:38.000 78.

01:38:38.000 What was he doing?

01:38:39.000 You wonder why he built the skyline in New York.

01:38:42.000 Yeah.

01:38:42.000 Think he outworked his competition?

01:38:44.000 Also, I think it's inspired by seething hatred of people who, and there's nothing wrong with hating the right thing.

01:38:50.000 I believe we have him, he rotated it, and then we lost Donald again.

01:38:57.000 This is like every home video when my mom was running the camcorder.

01:39:00.000 This is like the phone was invented the second day.

01:39:03.000 Yes.

01:39:03.000 Well, I think he's going to try us with a rotary in just a couple of minutes here.

01:39:07.000 The same line that they called when they called to ask about polls.

01:39:10.000 By the way, I know two people, and you guys can comment below.

01:39:12.000 I know two people who said, yeah, I got called by some pollster.

01:39:15.000 They said they called the landline that I never answer.

01:39:17.000 I told them I was voting Kamala.

01:39:19.000 And I said, well, why'd you do that? 0.99

01:39:20.000 They said, because screw them! 0.99

01:39:23.000 I don't know if it's a good idea, but I certainly think there's more of that on the Trump side. 1.00

01:39:28.000 Because screw them. 0.94

01:39:29.000 I can't picture a Kamala voter saying, yeah, I'll vote for Donald Trump. 0.99

01:39:35.000 I don't think we're going to see that.

01:39:37.000 All right.

01:39:37.000 Third time's the charm.

01:39:39.000 I'm back.

01:39:39.000 Okay.

01:39:40.000 I'm back.

01:39:41.000 Good.

01:39:41.000 Okay.

01:39:42.000 My question was, you know, a lot of conservatives even shied away from it, but now even non-conservatives, you can talk about election interference, and you can talk about the voter fraud, and you can talk about it not being the most secure and fair election.

01:39:52.000 Do you feel like, hey, that in and of itself is a win that we can talk about it freely now?

01:39:57.000 You mean that we can have free speech in America?

01:39:59.000 Yes, that's kind of a win.

01:40:00.000 Yes.

01:40:00.000 It's hard to believe that we actually have these conversations, but I mean, you know, they wanted to throw people in jail for questioning elections last time around.

01:40:08.000 And, you know, that's sort of why we're in this fight.

01:40:10.000 I mean, everything's on the table this election.

01:40:12.000 Everything's at stake.

01:40:13.000 There's nothing they won't try to take away from us.

01:40:16.000 There's no freedom they won't trample.

01:40:17.000 And, you know, that's where we're at in America. 0.99

01:40:20.000 And it sucks. 0.96

01:40:21.000 And that's why, again, I want to send a resounding message. 0.98

01:40:23.000 I want to send a mandate to Washington, D.C., to the powers that be, that we should do that.

01:40:27.000 I just saw the early vote numbers in Georgia.

01:40:29.000 Independence swung 20 points towards us.

01:40:33.000 Because they get it.

01:40:34.000 So we've got to carry this all the way through the West Coast.

01:40:37.000 We've got to get people in line in Wisconsin and Michigan.

01:40:40.000 If you're in line, stay in line.

01:40:42.000 Vote.

01:40:43.000 Make sure it counts.

01:40:44.000 Don't fall for any of the psyops.

01:40:46.000 Just vote.

01:40:47.000 And if we do that, I think we win.

01:40:48.000 Yeah.

01:40:49.000 I think you're right.

01:40:50.000 I think it will be insurmountable, but it's really hard to have faith in elections when, for example, in Florida, we talked about that Chinese exchange student, not a citizen, asked for his ballot back, and they caught him, but his vote will still count. 0.74

01:41:01.000 So they know it was an illegal vote, but they can't change it anyway.

01:41:04.000 You know what? 0.97

01:41:04.000 That, for me, is enough, because we don't know how many more examples there are of that where someone wasn't stupid enough to ask for their ballot back. 0.97

01:41:11.000 Well, that's why we have to overwhelm it. 0.95

01:41:13.000 I think that was up in Michigan, not Florida.

01:41:14.000 But yes, it's definitely the case.

01:41:16.000 We've got to overwhelm it.

01:41:17.000 We've got to overcome the nonsense that's going to throw at us.

01:41:21.000 I mean, if this was a fair election, 100%, this thing's over in my mind.

01:41:23.000 But it won't be.

01:41:24.000 So we just have to overwhelm that.

01:41:26.000 But don't forget, The same people that said, okay, that ballot can count are the same people that let in 13,000 murderers into our country across the southern border. 0.76

01:41:34.000 They know this.

01:41:35.000 This is Kamala Harris and Joe Biden's government statistics.

01:41:37.000 They let in 16,000 rapists and sex offenders, and they let in overall 600,000 criminals.

01:41:43.000 They know it, and they still let them in.

01:41:44.000 I mean, think of how insane that is, that we live in a country that...

01:41:47.000 It's like, wow, there's only 600,000 criminals.

01:41:49.000 What could go wrong?

01:41:50.000 Spread them evenly over every county in America.

01:41:54.000 And what's our future look like?

01:41:56.000 I mean, it's absolutely insane.

01:41:57.000 So we've got to win.

01:41:57.000 We've got to take back our country.

01:41:58.000 We've got to get those scumbags out of here. 0.99

01:42:01.000 So I'm hoping we have a good night, and I hope we'll end it soon. 0.99

01:42:04.000 But we can't do that.

01:42:04.000 My dad can't do that by himself.

01:42:06.000 He needs everyone to now step up and stand in line.

01:42:08.000 Well, the good news is, right now you're on the number one stream on Earth, and we have the tools and data that CNN and Fox News have, where we actually have the Reuters Newswire, the API data we're going to be providing to people.

01:42:18.000 We have the election integrity map, where we're actually, we've called some states before they did.

01:42:21.000 Of course, you know, Indiana and Kentucky went for your dad, so that's good.

01:42:24.000 Didn't really take someone going out on a limb.

01:42:25.000 But we don't need traditional media.

01:42:27.000 You know, before, it was people covering...

01:42:29.000 The election?

01:42:29.000 We're actually spearheading it tonight and there are a lot of people tuning in choosing to vote with their dollar and I'm sure a lot more people are going to be joining Rumble Premium knowing that you are on there.

01:42:38.000 Yeah, I hope that people get out and vote.

01:42:41.000 And they used to say, oh, if there's a large turnout it favors Democrats because they wanted The lowest common denominator, and by that I mean the people who weren't planning on voting, who they could get, you know, on an acorn-organized bus.

01:42:50.000 But in this case, it's a lot of people who may be our first-time voters because they work tirelessly, like we see in rural areas, where it's a lot to ask them to take a day off work, and we're seeing record turnout.

01:43:00.000 So, big turnout favors Donald Trump tonight.

01:43:04.000 Yeah, no, I think without question.

01:43:06.000 I mean, I want a big turnout.

01:43:07.000 I want people voting.

01:43:08.000 I want people getting out there because they understand what's happened to their country.

01:43:11.000 They understand what's happened to their economy.

01:43:12.000 You know, for all the talk about they're worried about their young girls.

01:43:15.000 I'm like, I don't know.

01:43:16.000 I have girls.

01:43:16.000 I have boys.

01:43:17.000 I have five kids.

01:43:18.000 I'm more worried about my sons getting drafted into World War III to fight a battle so that Liz Cheney can make a couple billion dollars. 0.80

01:43:25.000 I'm much more concerned about that than I am the abortion issue when I see what's on the ballot, especially since they're lying about that anyway.

01:43:31.000 It's all been thrown back to the states.

01:43:34.000 Kamala Harris isn't going to be able to do anything about that. 0.99

01:43:36.000 Frankly, neither is Donald Trump.

01:43:37.000 It's with the states, and they're going to decide.

01:43:40.000 We've just been lied to and gaslit so often with all of this stuff.

01:43:43.000 I hope people can see through that noise.

01:43:45.000 I hope they understand that, and I hope they vote accordingly.

01:43:48.000 Yeah, as do I. Mr.

01:43:50.000 Trump, I know that you are busy and you probably have many other streams to get to and many other parties to attend.

01:43:54.000 So do you have a prediction for tonight if you're going to put a number on it as far as the Electoral College?

01:43:59.000 You know, listen, I'll take 270.

01:44:02.000 How about that?

01:44:03.000 I'll take 270.

01:44:04.000 I'd love it to be more decisive.

01:44:06.000 I'd like a greater mandate.

01:44:07.000 I'd love to, you know, crush their will to live.

01:44:10.000 You know, especially an overwhelming mandate.

01:44:13.000 You know, I'm talking like Conan the Barbarian style.

01:44:16.000 To hear the lamentation of the liberal women.

01:44:20.000 To see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.

01:44:23.000 By the way, that film is unwatchable.

01:44:25.000 I love all of that, but right now I'll take the win because it's not just about my father anymore.

01:44:30.000 It's now surrounding J.D. Vance has been a rock star.

01:44:33.000 You got RFK on the health issue.

01:44:35.000 You got Vivek.

01:44:36.000 You got Tulsi Gabbard.

01:44:37.000 You got Elon Musk.

01:44:38.000 I will step in and help fix this.

01:44:40.000 We have the opportunity to put The Einstein of our era, you know, in charge of breaking up the bureaucracy in Washington, D.C., creating efficiencies.

01:44:48.000 I mean, you could save a trillion dollars or more a year that could actually go to, I don't know, like fix the road, maybe educate our children, you know, all these little things that used to be important in America that we couldn't care less about right now.

01:44:59.000 So all of that's so important for me.

01:45:01.000 So I think it's a big night for the future of our country.

01:45:03.000 And if it goes the other way, I'm very worried about what happens down the line.

01:45:08.000 So am I. And one more thing I would request, since we're talking about Arnold and since he said, screw your freedoms, and now he's doubled down on it and endorsed Kamala Harris.

01:45:15.000 Just out of spite, I would like to see someone in the cabinet give the 1980 or 1981 Mr.

01:45:21.000 Olympia to Mike Menser.

01:45:22.000 Just retroactively take it away from Arnold.

01:45:24.000 Can you at least put in a good word?

01:45:27.000 I will do that.

01:45:29.000 I mean, if the Democrats win, they do that kind of stuff every day.

01:45:31.000 You know, participation medals, they allow, you know, boys to play in girls' sports and these sorts of things.

01:45:36.000 So, you know, it's probably less our style than the others.

01:45:39.000 But I am willing to make certain exceptions for people that get that cuffed.

01:45:42.000 Yes.

01:45:42.000 All right.

01:45:43.000 Well, that's perfect.

01:45:43.000 Okay.

01:45:44.000 Donald Trump Jr., for people, by the way, who are going to be tuning in to you on Rumble Premium, where's the channel for them to subscribe to you?

01:45:51.000 Yeah, it's my triggered podcast on Rumble.

01:45:54.000 Check it out.

01:45:55.000 I go Mondays and Thursdays, but once I free up a little bit, maybe I'll expand that a little bit more.

01:46:00.000 I've had a lot of fun with it, just trying to, you know, again, fight for all these guys that actually care about free speech, stay on those platforms, utilize them, make sure we have a future, because we won't if we just go to the usual suspects, because we've seen what they do across the board.

01:46:13.000 Thank God for Elon and X and TrueSocial, but, you know, Rumble on the video side, you know, that's really the way to go.

01:46:19.000 So I encourage everyone to check it out, you know, stop giving your money to YouTube, who's going to then weaponize it against you, utilize billions and billions of dollars to suppress We're good to

01:46:49.000 go.

01:46:50.000 So, I know, you know, if you want to play some bets, but Donald Trump Jr., we appreciate you, brother.

01:46:55.000 Be well, and we hope that you have a good night, the whole family.

01:47:00.000 I appreciate it, guys.

01:47:01.000 Thanks a lot.

01:47:01.000 Good talking to you.

01:47:02.000 God bless Donald Trump Jr., everybody!

01:47:08.000 Alright, and then we are going, what, Gerald?

01:47:10.000 So we've got Bongino's stream in about 10 minutes here.

01:47:12.000 We actually have some updates.

01:47:13.000 There's some states that are going to be called right at that.

01:47:16.000 Wait, right at what?

01:47:17.000 I'm sorry, right at that time that we go to Bongino.

01:47:19.000 So what is it going to be?

01:47:21.000 8 o'clock Eastern time.

01:47:23.000 Are we going to call them before Bongino?

01:47:25.000 Are we going to call them before Bongino?

01:47:27.000 Are we going to call them during Bongino?

01:47:28.000 We have to wait until the right time to call it.

01:47:31.000 When's the right time, Gerald?

01:47:33.000 If we go to Bongino right at 8 o'clock, then...

01:47:36.000 Didn't Lane the Brain have an update?

01:47:37.000 I know, because I cut him off and he was all pissed off, so we should probably go check.

01:47:40.000 He's not in the chair again.

01:47:42.000 He's not in the chair?

01:47:43.000 Well, we should put someone in that chair before Bongino.

01:47:46.000 Maybe?

01:47:46.000 No?

01:47:46.000 Well, it was just funny to cut him out of it earlier.

01:47:49.000 Yeah, no, it was hilarious.

01:47:49.000 And by the way, hey, everybody, we appreciate, like we said, we're going to have some more announcements here tonight.

01:47:53.000 But of course, Rumble Premium, you get this, you get Nick DePaulo, you get Rumble Premium ad-free.

01:47:57.000 There are other live creators there on Rumble.

01:48:00.000 And now you get Donald Trump Jr. there.

01:48:01.000 Everything that was once exclusive where you had to join here, join there, join Mug Club.

01:48:05.000 Look, we really appreciate everyone supporting Mug Club.

01:48:07.000 But we knew that long term it wasn't enough, that we needed your membership to go into one portal where you could get everything.

01:48:13.000 And eventually, we want this to be an entire clock, day in and day out, where you can get a lot, you can get film.

01:48:19.000 Hey, at a certain point, right, you can buy films right now, you can rent films, whether it's Amazon, whether you can rent them on Google, you can rent them on, I don't know, Voodoo.

01:48:26.000 All those things we want to put under one roof where you have one stop shop for entertainment and you don't have to give your money to people who hate you, or at least give them a commission.

01:48:34.000 The production houses and the actors in those films, a lot of them probably do.

01:48:37.000 I'm not going to lie to you.

01:48:38.000 They probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

01:48:40.000 I might not either.

01:48:41.000 I don't know you that well.

01:48:43.000 That's not what you said last night.

01:48:46.000 That's because it's uncontrollable.

01:48:48.000 That wasn't even on fire.

01:48:50.000 It's just warm.

01:48:51.000 That's just how I say I care.

01:48:54.000 That's not very caring.

01:48:55.000 Do we have them in the chair?

01:48:57.000 Yes.

01:48:57.000 All right.

01:48:59.000 Lane had an update for us.

01:49:00.000 Let's go to Lane the Brain. 1.00

01:49:01.000 people at work.

01:49:02.000 I don't have my idea.

01:49:12.000 I wish we didn't...

01:49:13.000 Oh, the reason why is because it's echoing from there.

01:49:16.000 Muted.

01:49:17.000 We have to mute them and then have to bring...

01:49:19.000 Are we good now?

01:49:20.000 Yes.

01:49:21.000 Okay, we're getting myself echoing back a little bit, Toolman.

01:49:23.000 All right.

01:49:24.000 Ginger Snap, Lane the Brain, what's the update that you have for us?

01:49:27.000 Yes.

01:49:28.000 No, so in about five minutes, polls are going to close in a bunch of states, including Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, places like that.

01:49:36.000 And of course, one of the states that we expected Trump to win, we'll have to see, but it's looking that way is Florida.

01:49:41.000 Right now he's up 10% in Florida, which would mark a 7% improvement upon 2020, which is great because this was going to be Kamala's time.

01:49:50.000 Remember, Florida's turning blue.

01:49:52.000 It doesn't look like that.

01:49:53.000 Officially, we'll be able to say in about five minutes, but right now it looks really heavy to Trump.

01:49:58.000 And if you actually look at the counties, a couple interesting ones that have the information right here is from Miami-Dade, which is one that Biden won by 7.3.

01:50:06.000 Trump is up by 11 points currently.

01:50:08.000 Yeah.

01:50:09.000 And if you look at what's another interesting one would be Palm Beach, which Biden won by 12.

01:50:16.000 Kamala's only up by 1.5.

01:50:18.000 And you see the same trend in places like Jacksonville and Orlando.

01:50:22.000 So all across the board in Florida, it's trending extremely heavy to travel.

01:50:25.000 And I know we expected him to win, but if these numbers are indicative of larger trends, then Kamala's in for a really rough night in places like that.

01:50:33.000 And here's one thing I'll say to make an inference.

01:50:35.000 Sorry, you might have to mute me there and ride the board a little bit there, Billy.

01:50:38.000 We expect still women to outnumber men as far as their turnout, but if you're looking at those counties, probably looking at a very high Hispanic vote, and I would imagine probably looking at a pretty high Jewish vote, so that might explain those trends, a significant jumping off the bandwagon of Jewish Democrats and Hispanic voters.

01:50:54.000 Would we say that that might be an inference that would make sense at this point?

01:50:57.000 Because that's a consistent, huge trend.

01:51:00.000 I'm not sure.

01:51:01.000 Why would Jewish voters not want to vote for Democrats?

01:51:03.000 I don't understand.

01:51:05.000 I don't know.

01:51:06.000 I assume there's some Jews in Palm Beach.

01:51:08.000 There is, but yeah, definitely with Latinos, or Latinxes, or whatever we want to say, and Jews, it definitely looks like they're trending heavily towards Trump right now.

01:51:17.000 We'll be able to tell probably in just a few minutes if that resulted in a victimization.

01:51:22.000 Well, the reason I say is because we're looking for some bellwethers, right?

01:51:24.000 We're looking for some trends here.

01:51:25.000 And I believe Pennsylvania is the swing state or Midwestern state with the highest Jewish voting percentage.

01:51:31.000 I believe it's over 800,000.

01:51:32.000 So I don't know if we can have some analysts look into the makeup of those communities, but I'd be willing to bet, again, Donald Trump doesn't need to win.

01:51:40.000 Right, the Jewish-American vote.

01:51:41.000 He doesn't need to win the Hispanic vote.

01:51:43.000 I'm sure he does in some counties.

01:51:44.000 He did in Florida.

01:51:45.000 But he just needs to have enough of them crossing over. 1.00

01:51:48.000 And if we look into those counties, I bet you if we cross-reference that with the percent of the population that are Jewish or Hispanic, it'll give us some answers.

01:51:55.000 And then maybe we could look at putting that over Pennsylvania as we make some predictions.

01:52:01.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:52:01.000 We'll get some people on those numbers right now and get them to you as soon as we have something on that.

01:52:05.000 But yeah, that trend makes sense.

01:52:06.000 Okay, and the second question that I have is, you don't have to answer me, but go to one of our interns.

01:52:10.000 Why do you look so much better than all of us laying the brain?

01:52:14.000 Just let them know, and whatever they're doing for you, we'll have them do for us.

01:52:17.000 We'll check back in.

01:52:17.000 I'll be back later.

01:52:18.000 Alright, thank you very much.

01:52:19.000 People at work, everybody.

01:52:19.000 much.

01:52:20.000 By the way, I guarantee you we're going to get some interesting numbers on that.

01:52:28.000 I bet you that's a big reason those.

01:52:29.000 Up plus seven, up, did you say plus nine in one?

01:52:33.000 A lot of it was an 18-point swing.

01:52:35.000 An 18-point swing?

01:52:36.000 It was an 18-point swing from 2020.

01:52:39.000 He could win Florida by over a million votes.

01:52:42.000 Shouldn't he?

01:52:43.000 Right now.

01:52:43.000 Gosh, that's insane.

01:52:44.000 Can we run some numbers the last time a Republican won Florida by over a million votes?

01:52:48.000 If there's one state that he should crush, it seems like that one.

01:52:51.000 Yeah, but Florida used to be the state that kind of went back and forth.

01:52:54.000 Florida was a swing state.

01:52:55.000 No, I know.

01:52:55.000 Used to be.

01:52:56.000 So I just didn't think it would go that far over.

01:52:59.000 I mean, I don't know what you guys may have been saying.

01:53:01.000 I think it's a Hispanic vote.

01:53:03.000 And the Middle East thing is...

01:53:05.000 It could be.

01:53:05.000 I don't know.

01:53:06.000 Again, I'm not familiar with how many Middle Eastern people are there in those counties.

01:53:09.000 But I do know there's a lot of Jewish Americans there.

01:53:10.000 Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:53:11.000 They don't like the way the Dems are handling...

01:53:14.000 Well, the funny thing is, but you still, you also get far more Arab Americans who are going over to Trump.

01:53:18.000 Yes.

01:53:19.000 We sat in Dearborn.

01:53:20.000 Give me three of them.

01:53:21.000 That's a huge sign.

01:53:23.000 Even if he doesn't solve it in that cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die, which is the Middle East, he's bringing Jews and Arabs together in America. 1.00

01:53:31.000 This guy that blew himself up in Hamas had a Trump hat on yesterday.

01:53:34.000 Didn't he, really?

01:53:35.000 That's weird.

01:53:36.000 That's what his pager said. 1.00

01:53:37.000 It said, MAGA, BITCH! What? 1.00

01:53:39.000 Brrra! 0.94

01:53:40.000 Brrra! 0.94

01:53:41.000 Don't forget to take your Flintstone chewables.

01:53:44.000 I thought I did.

01:53:45.000 It's a trick!

01:53:45.000 Oh no!

01:53:46.000 Isn't Palm Beach filthy rich?

01:53:48.000 Oh no.

01:53:49.000 Am I confused?

01:53:50.000 No, Palm Beach is.

01:53:51.000 I think Palm Beach includes West Palm Beach as far as the county.

01:53:54.000 But still, to gain that much in that county, and again...

01:53:54.000 It does, right?

01:53:57.000 It shows how much things have changed over the last, I don't know how many years.

01:54:00.000 That would be Republican country years and years ago, right?

01:54:02.000 Well, it was, but they were saying they gained it by, I don't have the numbers.

01:54:05.000 If you could have them there, Gerald, by somewhere, the summary of how many percentage points the swing.

01:54:11.000 Can we have that so we can just have it up to ready?

01:54:13.000 Yeah, in those counties.

01:54:15.000 On that one, it was, I was listening, it went from 18, I seriously, I was...

01:54:19.000 Come on.

01:54:20.000 I've been paying attention. 1.00

01:54:21.000 I just regurgitated shit I was right about. 0.99

01:54:23.000 18 down to 1, because Kamala's still up by 1. 0.99

01:54:26.000 Right.

01:54:27.000 But it was 18 that Biden won by, something like that.

01:54:30.000 Yeah.

01:54:30.000 No, I think that if they look into those numbers, it'll be pretty much the Hispanic vote and the Jewish-American vote that would be the reason for that giant swing.

01:54:37.000 Well, who else is there?

01:54:39.000 Some states.

01:54:40.000 Okay, let's call some states.

01:54:40.000 You want to call some states?

01:54:41.000 It's time to make some state calls.

01:54:43.000 Louis.

01:54:43.000 St.

01:54:44.000 Damn it, I wasn't ready. 0.99

01:54:46.000 You've got to be ready. 0.99

01:54:46.000 Do it now. 0.99

01:54:47.000 Do it now.

01:54:48.000 All right.

01:54:49.000 See, I think you guys think this is a prop.

01:54:56.000 You don't realize how amateur silver is.

01:54:57.000 No, I tried to pick it up.

01:54:58.000 Someone's going to die. 1.00

01:54:58.000 I'm like, holy shit. 1.00

01:54:59.000 It's like that phone in The Godfather they passed around. 0.99

01:55:03.000 All right.

01:55:04.000 So we are calling some states right now.

01:55:06.000 Are any of them swing states?

01:55:08.000 Well, one of them used to be.

01:55:09.000 Maine!

01:55:09.000 Which one?

01:55:10.000 Is it Florida?

01:55:11.000 We're going to do...

01:55:11.000 So, this is all for Donald Trump.

01:55:14.000 We've got Alabama.

01:55:15.000 Alabama called for Donald J. Trump.

01:55:18.000 How many?

01:55:18.000 Nine electoral votes.

01:55:19.000 Florida, there are 30 electoral votes.

01:55:21.000 Missouri, 10 electoral votes.

01:55:22.000 Oklahoma, 7.

01:55:23.000 Tennessee, 11.

01:55:25.000 All for Donald Trump.

01:55:26.000 All for Donald Trump.

01:55:28.000 I don't know.

01:55:29.000 Do we have Donald Trump calling Florida?

01:55:31.000 I'm looking.

01:55:33.000 I'm looking.

01:55:34.000 We have so many of him calling.

01:55:36.000 We have so many of Donald Trump calling different states.

01:55:38.000 Did we do Florida?

01:55:40.000 I don't know if we do a Florida, but right now someone needs to let us...

01:55:43.000 Just to give you an idea how little on CNN... Just bring it up right now.

01:55:46.000 It's asking us, are you still watching CNN? No!

01:55:49.000 Nobody cares!

01:55:50.000 Really quickly, and then I know we've got Bongino.

01:55:52.000 We have states that we're going to be calling for Kamala.

01:55:56.000 D.C., free electoral votes, Massachusetts 11, and Maryland 10.

01:56:02.000 I know, and that's your home state.

01:56:04.000 It's okay. 1.00

01:56:04.000 We can shit all over it. 1.00

01:56:07.000 Nothing good has come out of there since the movie The Town. 0.99

01:56:09.000 CNN, we beat you again.

01:56:11.000 Oh, hey, Mr.

01:56:13.000 Late to the Party, CNN. Oh, CNN's calling Florida.

01:56:16.000 We don't have Donald Trump calling Florida tonight.

01:56:18.000 No.

01:56:18.000 We do not.

01:56:19.000 Because it wasn't a swing state, and we brought him in.

01:56:22.000 We were paying him hourly.

01:56:23.000 You have any idea how expensive Donald Trump is hourly?

01:56:26.000 Especially at 2 a.m.

01:56:27.000 That's crazy.

01:56:27.000 Yes.

01:56:28.000 Remember this?

01:56:29.000 Florida.

01:56:29.000 Think about it.

01:56:30.000 I remember when Al Gore was bitching about Florida and wanted a recount.

01:56:33.000 They're not going to want to recount it now.

01:56:34.000 So I do want those numbers from Mission Control.

01:56:36.000 The last time someone won Florida by, let's say, a million votes, because that's indicative tonight, if you can feel some momentum there.

01:56:42.000 Florida was a swing state for a reason.

01:56:44.000 Florida does have a pretty diverse makeup.

01:56:46.000 Florida has, obviously, a lot of Hispanic voters.

01:56:49.000 Florida has a lot of older people as well as younger.

01:56:51.000 Florida has military people.

01:56:52.000 Florida does have quite a few black voters as well.

01:56:54.000 So the The reason that Florida used to often be a swing state, it would go back and forth.

01:56:58.000 It's more red than most swing states.

01:57:00.000 I believe Barack Obama won Florida both times.

01:57:02.000 At least one.

01:57:04.000 And Donald Trump has won it consistently since then, but Al Gore was right within that margin.

01:57:09.000 Obviously with Kerry it wasn't.

01:57:11.000 I think DeSantis had something to do with it.

01:57:13.000 I'm sure DeSantis did.

01:57:14.000 But coming, his profile going up.

01:57:15.000 Yep.

01:57:16.000 Do we have Bongino ready to go?

01:57:17.000 Yes.

01:57:18.000 I see his stream.

01:57:20.000 We're going to join while they're live.

01:57:21.000 Okay.

01:57:22.000 Okay.

01:57:22.000 And then after we bring up Bongino, then what?

01:57:24.000 Don't forget the wonderful new guys we brought in, the sponsors.

01:57:28.000 Well, thank you.

01:57:28.000 When you talked to Dan.

01:57:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:30.000 No, I remember.

01:57:30.000 Well, yeah.

01:57:31.000 But, yeah, we do have...

01:57:32.000 They came in last minute because they were very excited, and I was very familiar with them.

01:57:35.000 Jacked Up Fitness.

01:57:36.000 For people who don't know, I bought a home gym...

01:57:40.000 It will remain nameless, but there are only three home gyms in the world that have a free squat rack, also have a Smith machine, and also have a cable machine, so you can have everything that you want but can fit into a garage space, and there are three in the world that also have the Smith machine being pin selectorized, meaning you don't need to add plates, because where I moved, where I have a place and I have a little spot for a gym, but it's not enough room to stack the plates on.

01:58:00.000 Jacked Up Fitness is the best one, lifetime warranty.

01:58:02.000 When they said we want to sponsor the show, I said, wait, wait, you're the guys who have the Evolution Power Rack, right?

01:58:08.000 They said, yeah, yeah, that's us.

01:58:08.000 I said, oh, I I can tell people out there it's the best home gym you can possibly buy because I cheaped out and I got one with a 25% off discount at a big box store and it sucked.

01:58:17.000 I lost $500 in the deal because I paid to have it returned and I had to TaskRabbit a bastard to disassemble it just because I hated it so much.

01:58:23.000 You called me and you were like, dude, do they want to be a sponsor of the show or are we asking them because I don't want to get my hopes up.

01:58:28.000 Like, tell me what's going on.

01:58:28.000 And you're like rapid fire texting me on a Friday.

01:58:31.000 I'm like, shut up and leave me alone. 0.98

01:58:32.000 They love us. 0.98

01:58:32.000 Yes. 0.98

01:58:33.000 We have a time lapse of us.

01:58:34.000 We reassembled our entire office gym.

01:58:37.000 I don't know if we have that here.

01:58:38.000 Yeah, I got it.

01:58:38.000 Do we have music or am I talking over it?

01:58:40.000 I think there's music.

01:58:42.000 Let's see.

01:58:42.000 Well, let's bring it up and I can talk over it.

01:58:45.000 Okay, now bring the music down.

01:58:47.000 So our old gym...

01:58:49.000 Bring it down.

01:58:50.000 Our old gym, we had some of their competitors, but that's because we got it from a gym that closed down, so it was free, and I got them from a garage sale, and I said, hey, look, if you want us to do our upcoming videos this year, we're going to have a fitness challenge in the office, you know, as we lose weight in the new year.

01:59:02.000 I said, you don't want some of this old equipment.

01:59:04.000 They said, don't worry, we'll outfit it.

01:59:06.000 We'll make sure that you have all of our equipment, and then they overdid it where we don't even have enough room for it.

01:59:11.000 I'll take some of it.

01:59:12.000 That's the girl on the Tennessee softball. 0.99

01:59:15.000 Tim put this cut together, and he's like, oh, look, there's me squatting.

01:59:18.000 Yes.

01:59:19.000 I suggested the footage, and I didn't know if they would have.

01:59:22.000 Was that you with 11 plates?

01:59:24.000 But maybe it's something we can have a live camera go in there.

01:59:26.000 And I'm not just saying...

01:59:27.000 We're not 25.

01:59:28.000 Guys, you know, if you go back to...

01:59:30.000 I can squat more than Gerald.

01:59:31.000 He can. 1.00

01:59:31.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:59:32.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:59:32.000 Not when he was on steroids, unbeknownst to him in college. 0.99

01:59:35.000 One second, I'm talking.

01:59:36.000 I'm talking!

01:59:37.000 I'm talking here!

01:59:39.000 One thing I'm going to tell you is you can go back to 2008 and see any fitness advice that we've had in this show.

01:59:44.000 It's very, very basic.

01:59:46.000 Free weight should be the basic, but if you want a home gym where you will never have to upgrade, you don't have to worry about ever wanting anything more.

01:59:53.000 You have a freestanding squat rack, you have a Smith machine, and it's easy to use because it's selectorized where you can get it done quickly, and a smooth cable pulley machine, and it's Fits into a corner where you don't have to go around the back.

02:00:02.000 That was the problem I had too.

02:00:03.000 Talk to Dan about it.

02:00:04.000 Alright, fine.

02:00:05.000 Let's bring on my...

02:00:07.000 Well, you know what?

02:00:08.000 You're my favorite guinea.

02:00:09.000 Dan Bongino is like top nine.

02:00:12.000 Let's bring on Dan Bongino.

02:00:13.000 I love Dan.

02:00:17.000 Everybody was regime controlled.

02:00:18.000 And suddenly now you have the wild card of Twitter.

02:00:20.000 We're joining their stream live.

02:00:22.000 And even now Rumble, right?

02:00:23.000 It's grown a ton.

02:00:24.000 That's not Dan.

02:00:25.000 So how does that play into the necessity of the Kamala team having a narrative control?

02:00:30.000 Cancer will do that to you.

02:00:31.000 I know.

02:00:33.000 What does this happen?

02:00:34.000 Dan Bondino had cancer.

02:00:35.000 He got more hair.

02:00:36.000 All right.

02:00:40.000 There he is.

02:00:42.000 It's actually something the State Department...

02:00:44.000 That lady looks enthralled.

02:00:45.000 She's on her phone.

02:00:46.000 I know.

02:00:47.000 I can't be bothered with these best.

02:00:49.000 Chill, bud.

02:00:49.000 Yelling at her husband.

02:00:50.000 Or State Department media or these independent media that are working with intelligence services and why they've promoted censorship of the counter story and why they worked so hard to censor the 2020 election and used intelligence services effectively Is that a gold MAGA? It might be gold MAGA. Hey, it's Tim Walsh.

02:01:13.000 No, you're not coming in yet, Megan.

02:01:15.000 It's a gold MAGA hat?

02:01:21.000 It doesn't count.

02:01:22.000 Everyone has to customize things.

02:01:24.000 They make them in different colors.

02:01:27.000 Yeah, it's because of money.

02:01:28.000 It's like, oh, I don't look good in blue.

02:01:29.000 NFL, you can't see a team in the same uniform two weeks in a row.

02:01:31.000 Yeah, you know, it's like, what's your commitment?

02:01:32.000 No one looks good in bright red.

02:01:34.000 And everybody's got an all-black version. 0.85

02:01:36.000 Yeah, I know.

02:01:36.000 It's just tiring.

02:01:37.000 I thought they call it, like, they call it murdered out.

02:01:39.000 Yeah.

02:01:40.000 It's murdered out. 0.99

02:01:40.000 It's black, everything. 0.99

02:01:41.000 Murdered out.

02:01:41.000 You ever see those cars now that are like that matte finish?

02:01:43.000 It looks like an unfinished car?

02:01:43.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:45.000 Georgia loves it.

02:01:46.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:46.000 Well, I can guess.

02:01:47.000 I had a girl that was matted out from Detroit.

02:01:51.000 Yes.

02:01:51.000 Is it Abby Phillips?

02:01:52.000 No, is she pretty? 1.00

02:01:54.000 Yeah.

02:01:55.000 I think I'm just messing up their stream at this point.

02:01:57.000 Do we want to...

02:01:58.000 They probably didn't pot up our audio.

02:02:01.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:02.000 So do we want to go back to them?

02:02:03.000 After Mike is done talking, they're going to come to us.

02:02:05.000 Well, I'm sure he's a very nice man, but I'm here to speak with Dan.

02:02:08.000 So we can...

02:02:10.000 Well, I didn't ask you to speak with Mike.

02:02:12.000 You can just listen to Mike.

02:02:13.000 I don't want to listen to Mike.

02:02:14.000 But why not?

02:02:15.000 Because there's an entire team of people here who cost us millions of dollars right here who just called states.

02:02:21.000 Hey guys, can we also create a master list of the states that we've called?

02:02:24.000 That's one thing that would be good to bring up for the viewer right now along with...

02:02:27.000 Let's go really quickly.

02:02:28.000 Let's go to the electoral integrity map, the election integrity map. 0.99

02:02:31.000 Let me know when it's working again from the DDoS attack, sons of bitches. 1.00

02:02:33.000 I know, right? 0.99

02:02:34.000 We're up right now, so...

02:02:36.000 So, election integrity map.

02:02:36.000 Oh, okay, great.

02:02:37.000 Everyone out there, since it was DDoS, share it, share it, share it.

02:02:40.000 Use it.

02:02:41.000 It has everything that you could possibly want.

02:02:43.000 Any of the maps you're using on CNN right now, these are the states that you can see we've called.

02:02:46.000 We've called Florida.

02:02:47.000 We've called Indiana.

02:02:48.000 We've called Kentucky.

02:02:49.000 I can't see all the states here.

02:02:51.000 It would be nice if it had the acronyms for the states.

02:02:54.000 West Virginia, Tennessee.

02:02:55.000 West Virginia, Tennessee.

02:02:57.000 The panhandle one.

02:02:58.000 Alabama.

02:02:59.000 Oklahoma.

02:03:00.000 Oklahoma.

02:03:00.000 There you go.

02:03:01.000 But I'm telling you, Florida is not usually called that early and certainly not by that much.

02:03:06.000 I remember quite a few nights where we were staying up late for Florida.

02:03:08.000 So that's momentum.

02:03:11.000 That's momentum there.

02:03:12.000 I'd be more impressed with Vermont.

02:03:14.000 Yeah, I know.

02:03:15.000 But they're a bunch of communists in Vermont.

02:03:16.000 I mean, the only thing that we've seen right now, and obviously we'll go to Dan whenever Dan's ready for us, but the only thing that we've seen right now that's kind of this, okay, that's a big deal, is Florida, right?

02:03:25.000 The number of votes that he's leading by in Florida is huge.

02:03:28.000 Overall, even.

02:03:30.000 I wouldn't expect Florida to win, but I'm saying up that much by those communities.

02:03:34.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:03:35.000 Outperforming what we thought.

02:03:36.000 That's the kind of thing that we're going to look for.

02:03:38.000 And can you take Florida and put it somewhere else and have the exact same results?

02:03:41.000 Yes.

02:03:42.000 No, not necessarily, but it is a good indicator of how people are showing up to vote.

02:03:46.000 Right.

02:03:46.000 We'll see.

02:03:47.000 I think he's going to flip California. 1.00

02:03:49.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:03:50.000 You just like to be an agent of chaos. 1.00

02:03:52.000 I do.

02:03:54.000 It's good for the show.

02:03:55.000 It is good for the show.

02:03:56.000 I'd like the home gym, by the way.

02:03:57.000 Really?

02:03:58.000 Yes, I would.

02:03:58.000 I asked you beforehand and you said, I don't have any room.

02:04:00.000 I don't.

02:04:02.000 Couldn't you bill me something?

02:04:03.000 No.

02:04:05.000 You got that kind of stuff.

02:04:07.000 Not yet!

02:04:08.000 Hold on, is he...

02:04:09.000 You know it!

02:04:11.000 Let's not discuss it!

02:04:14.000 Alright, here we go.

02:04:15.000 Alright, Mr.

02:04:16.000 Bongino.

02:04:17.000 Oh, one more question.

02:04:18.000 Alright.

02:04:20.000 Come on! 0.61

02:04:21.000 little bit let's hear the question they didn't use the gao transition team which screwed them over last time they absolutely knew they were going to get effed on that one and they said no more briefings because you know what's going to happen we're going to you're going to brief us and you're going to use it as an interrogation and you're going to accuse us of leaking very very smart move julie it absolutely is we Because now we know, I mean, these are the same people, Lisa Monaco, Avril Haines, who is the director of national intelligence.

02:04:48.000 These are the same people who were there in 2016.

02:04:52.000 They're definitely going to set Trump up.

02:04:54.000 He's already been president.

02:04:57.000 He doesn't need to be, you know, lured in by Avril Haines or Lisa Monaco or anyone at DHS or any of these agencies under the ruse of transition.

02:05:10.000 I think it's because they're listening to people like you guys who are now warning them that, hey man, this is like, these are not, I'm sorry, but a lot of these people are not home team.

02:05:19.000 But Mike, on that GAO thing, that was smart, wasn't it?

02:05:21.000 Yeah, no, it was.

02:05:23.000 And to what you guys were talking about, you know, there's really no intelligence lost in the failure to have some of these briefings.

02:05:29.000 The fact is, is they have suffered so much reputational damage, the analyst wings of...

02:05:34.000 Guys, bring it down really quickly.

02:05:36.000 Should we check back in?

02:05:37.000 Are they having some technical issues from their side with crossing the streams?

02:05:39.000 Well, they're basically just checking the audio on us so we needed to be able to speak so they can hear us now.

02:05:43.000 Oh, so I should have been speaking so that they know.

02:05:47.000 So we should sort of have been speaking.

02:05:51.000 They just couldn't hear us for a second.

02:05:53.000 Can they hear us now?

02:05:54.000 I believe that they're able to hear us now.

02:05:56.000 They can hear us on that end.

02:05:57.000 They'll put us through to that.

02:05:58.000 Because this is riveting.

02:05:59.000 I know.

02:06:00.000 All right, you guys ready?

02:06:01.000 Yeah.

02:06:02.000 Is this going to be the biggest crossover in the history?

02:06:06.000 Oh, no.

02:06:07.000 That wasn't us.

02:06:09.000 Did they kill our...

02:06:10.000 It was going to, but then they just killed their own audio.

02:06:13.000 We killed the audio for us.

02:06:14.000 Hey, let the record...

02:06:15.000 We are 3-0 on technical issues on the call.

02:06:18.000 We have had it right.

02:06:20.000 Dan, you can hear us, but now we can't hear you.

02:06:22.000 Can you say something, brother?

02:06:25.000 I can hear you.

02:06:26.000 I got a little double feed.

02:06:28.000 I got a little double feed.

02:06:30.000 We got it.

02:06:31.000 We did it.

02:06:32.000 Steve, I feel like we should have Dora the Explorer in boots in here.

02:06:36.000 We did it.

02:06:38.000 We have very little expectations.

02:06:40.000 You have a monster stream tonight, blowing it up for Rumble, as always.

02:06:45.000 I think we're taking over the interwebs.

02:06:47.000 You know, I asked you the other day, man, are moments like this, like, I'd rather be us than old school cable news on nights like this.

02:06:54.000 I mean, I know they have that legacy thing, but it's kind of clear that this is the future and that's kind of a dying brand, isn't it?

02:07:01.000 Well, yes.

02:07:02.000 And if you could line up all the peckers in the world, it still wouldn't be enough for them to eat.

02:07:05.000 I hope that that doesn't offend people on your street.

02:07:07.000 But, I will tell you this.

02:07:09.000 It's quite a visual.

02:07:10.000 Being my ninth Being my ninth favorite guinea.

02:07:13.000 And you know, I prune that list regularly.

02:07:15.000 I'm very glad to share it with you.

02:07:16.000 You tell me that every time.

02:07:18.000 Turn me up a little bit.

02:07:19.000 We actually were the people watching our stream know we were subject to DDoS attacks for the election integrity map that people can follow right now.

02:07:26.000 We've made some calls to states before even CNN or those folks have.

02:07:30.000 It's going to get wild and wooly with the swing states, but we're not relying on them at all.

02:07:34.000 And like we said, we'll make that available to you.

02:07:36.000 By the way, Jacked Up Fitness, people can go to GetJackedUp.com.

02:07:36.000 I also wanted to...

02:07:40.000 They told us that you were using their gym.

02:07:42.000 We just showed a time lapse.

02:07:43.000 I lost this audio. 1.00

02:07:44.000 Oh, son of a bitch. 1.00

02:07:46.000 What is going... 1.00

02:07:46.000 You lost my... 1.00

02:07:47.000 Wait, hold on.

02:07:48.000 It's just like, don't fix it in a second.

02:07:48.000 Don't panic.

02:07:50.000 But I heard you say jacked up.

02:07:52.000 Okay, I got you back.

02:07:53.000 No, I was saying that we just brought them on as a sponsor last minute, and I heard that you've been using them quite a bit.

02:07:53.000 All right.

02:07:58.000 You know, Don from Jacked Up Fitness is here.

02:08:01.000 Hey, Don!

02:08:02.000 Don! 0.94

02:08:03.000 Don! 0.94

02:08:04.000 So Steve Crowder just gave you a big shout-out.

02:08:07.000 The owner of the company is legit here.

02:08:09.000 So Jacked Up Fitness, Steve Crowder, you know, he works out.

02:08:13.000 So Don's right here, Steve.

02:08:14.000 He's like right in front of him.

02:08:15.000 Steve just said that you're doing the Steven Crowder show now.

02:08:19.000 There's Don.

02:08:20.000 Look at this, Don.

02:08:21.000 This is for you, Don.

02:08:22.000 And Steve, Steve is not a fatty.

02:08:27.000 Like, Steve, you can't bring on fatties for a company like that, correct?

02:08:31.000 You can't be like, Go use Jacked Up Fitness.

02:08:31.000 No.

02:08:33.000 The product is great.

02:08:34.000 And you're dropping like four or five hundred beans on the scale.

02:08:37.000 No, no, no, no.

02:08:38.000 It just doesn't work.

02:08:39.000 I lost eight pounds in 12 hours, though, because of the stomach flu from hell.

02:08:42.000 I have a throw-up bucket right next to me.

02:08:44.000 Yes, tonight, right next to me.

02:08:44.000 Really?

02:08:46.000 He says he lost eight pounds with your equipment.

02:08:50.000 By the way, hey, Steve, he says he's got, I love the machine personally, but Don says he's got a super duper machine coming out now.

02:08:58.000 I said, bro, I want an upgrade. 0.66

02:09:00.000 You send that freaking machine over my house stat. 1.00

02:09:02.000 He wants things like 8,000 pounds a week, send that thing over to my crib, brother. 0.97

02:09:06.000 Yes, well, we'll make sure.

02:09:07.000 And by the way, I didn't realize this.

02:09:09.000 Everyone was horrified, just for people who know, because we just called some states so we can talk shop.

02:09:13.000 When you came in, I always speak when I shouldn't, and you came in and I knew that you had had, obviously, cancer and beaten it.

02:09:19.000 And I didn't remember, but my producer said, I can't believe the first thing you said to Dan was, wow, cancer looks good on you.

02:09:24.000 I was like, I don't remember saying that, but I thought it was a compliment.

02:09:27.000 Yeah, because...

02:09:27.000 That was cool, bro.

02:09:29.000 What do you think?

02:09:30.000 I'm like Captain Sensitivity? 1.00

02:09:31.000 Do I look like the kind of guy who gives a shit? 0.99

02:09:33.000 This is why we get along so well. 0.99

02:09:36.000 Almost nothing you could say that would offend me, brother, at all.

02:09:39.000 I know where your heart is.

02:09:40.000 So wait, let's talk some shop here, though.

02:09:40.000 You're a good dude.

02:09:42.000 You've got a whole team back there.

02:09:44.000 Give me your overall kind of, I hate the bird's eye view, whatever.

02:09:48.000 Give me the macro.

02:09:49.000 I'm feeling pretty freaking amazing right now, but I don't want to pop any champagne corks yet.

02:09:54.000 The numbers are terrible for Kamala Harris.

02:09:56.000 What's your team telling you?

02:09:57.000 So we just got some numbers here that actually are pretty interesting as far as Florida.

02:10:01.000 Now, here's the thing.

02:10:02.000 To a lot of young people watching right now, they don't realize that we used to stay up late, right, just to hear the results from Florida.

02:10:07.000 So people are taking for granted that Florida's not really a swing state.

02:10:10.000 But we have the numbers.

02:10:11.000 I think Gerald has them in front of me.

02:10:12.000 There was an 18-point swing.

02:10:14.000 Was it Miami-Dade or was it Palm Beach?

02:10:16.000 Gerald will come in.

02:10:17.000 Miami-Dade 2020, Biden won that 7.3.

02:10:20.000 Trump is leading by 11 right now.

02:10:22.000 These numbers can change a little bit right now.

02:10:24.000 Broward, Biden won by 29 points.

02:10:27.000 Harris is only up by 20.

02:10:28.000 Palm Beach, Kamala is up 0.7.

02:10:30.000 Biden won that by 12.

02:10:32.000 These numbers are massive shifts in those counties.

02:10:36.000 And I think a big reason for it, you know, in Florida, you look, there's a huge percentage of Jewish Americans, obviously, voting, and the Hispanic Americans.

02:10:42.000 And Donald Trump doesn't need to win those demographics.

02:10:44.000 He just needs to peel off enough people, which is what I think we're seeing.

02:10:48.000 And so we're going to have our analysts there sort of lay over, you know, sort of put these over Pennsylvania with the biggest, obviously, of the swing states, Jewish voting election base.

02:10:57.000 I believe it's 800,000.

02:10:58.000 So if we're seeing that, you know, it could be actually a pretty early night.

02:11:02.000 Again, we don't want to count any chickens before they hatch.

02:11:04.000 Is it eggs before they hatch?

02:11:05.000 Chickens?

02:11:06.000 Chickens before they hatch.

02:11:07.000 But the numbers are not looking good for Kamala.

02:11:09.000 Of course, the caveat there is outright theft.

02:11:12.000 We know that.

02:11:14.000 Yeah, but I think that's good you have Gerald there.

02:11:17.000 We love Gerald.

02:11:18.000 Gerald's like a big wine guy.

02:11:19.000 He sent me a bottle, and usually when people say they're going to send you a bottle of wine, Steve, they send you some cheapo or something.

02:11:24.000 Not Gerald.

02:11:25.000 Gerald sent me like the high-end.

02:11:26.000 I almost felt bad.

02:11:27.000 I felt like sending him a check. 0.99

02:11:28.000 I was like, damn, bro, you know your wine. 0.99

02:11:30.000 So we love Gerald. 0.98

02:11:31.000 But it makes the Trump strategy, I mentioned this earlier in the show, I'd love to get your thoughts on it, sound like it's pretty genius.

02:11:38.000 You can see at the end, if you notice all the visits they made, they were not abandoning the West Coast, Arizona, they went out there, but they focused heavily on Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Georgia because of what you just said.

02:11:49.000 They're terrified of another late night ballot drop, this thing dragging 0-2 in the morning, and they know if they run up the score on the East Coast that there's simply no freaking math.

02:11:58.000 If he wins PA, North Carolina, and Georgia, there's simply no math for her to win.

02:12:02.000 I thought the strategy was genius.

02:12:04.000 Yeah, the only problem is Pennsylvania, of course, are saying, oh, it might take them, what is it, four years to count the votes into the next election.

02:12:09.000 But it may not matter if we're looking at the percentages.

02:12:12.000 Again, we have a team here where we can look at the margins.

02:12:15.000 Even if Donald Trump doesn't win, let's say, Virginia or New Hampshire.

02:12:17.000 But if it's within, let's say, New Hampshire, two points.

02:12:20.000 If it's within five points in Virginia, that gives you some pretty good ideas, some indicators as far as momentum in these states can be called early.

02:12:27.000 So we have some people here who are looking at some numbers that may often be overlooked.

02:12:31.000 I think that's why we have the biggest stream right now in the world, because they really are working hard back there to provide some of this data.

02:12:38.000 CNN is not having a good night tonight.

02:12:40.000 We know, look, this could go either way, but I think people have good reason to feel pretty confident.

02:12:45.000 It doesn't change that, hey, if you are out there in the West Coast where the polls have not closed, not that I'm going to change anyone's mind right now.

02:12:51.000 Make sure you vote.

02:12:52.000 If you're somewhere where the polling stations weren't working in the extended voting hours, make sure you get everyone there who could have possibly missed voting.

02:12:59.000 But yeah, there are a lot of good indicators that we see tonight.

02:13:02.000 And we just talked about, too, I don't know, but Rumble Premium, we just launched tonight, where Mug Club is Rumble Premium.

02:13:07.000 Donald Trump Jr.

02:13:08.000 is going to be on there, and they're adding content where Mug Club is now officially Rumble Premium.

02:13:12.000 It's all one umbrella, and I know that you obviously have been on Rumble for a very long time.

02:13:16.000 You're their top dog because you bet on them when no one was.

02:13:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:13:21.000 I love Rumble.

02:13:21.000 I heard about it.

02:13:22.000 I met that guy, Chris, once.

02:13:23.000 You know him?

02:13:24.000 I think he runs a company or something.

02:13:26.000 We had coffee once or twice.

02:13:27.000 No, I love Rumble.

02:13:28.000 We are really ecstatic to have you on Rumble Premium.

02:13:31.000 I mean, you are one of the biggest live streamers in the world, not just the United States.

02:13:35.000 And as I said, Steve, you know, it is the future.

02:13:38.000 It is unquestionably the future.

02:13:39.000 Let me get your opinion on some of these West, let's move out West a little bit.

02:13:44.000 Yeah.

02:13:44.000 You know, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona.

02:13:46.000 What's your team telling you?

02:13:47.000 Evita Duffy's next to me.

02:13:49.000 She knows Wisconsin politics well.

02:13:50.000 Her dad was a congressman there for a long time.

02:13:52.000 Evita's a little concerned about Wisconsin.

02:13:56.000 I'm not knee deep in Wisconsin politics, but what are you thinking?

02:14:00.000 Well, the best part about Wisconsin is that it has 49 of the drunkest counties out of the top 50.

02:14:06.000 So, that's always fun no matter what.

02:14:08.000 That's pretty awesome.

02:14:08.000 They're going to have a good time.

02:14:09.000 I have said since the beginning, right, of this election, that I think Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.

02:14:15.000 Being someone who has relatives in both Wisconsin and Michigan, having spent a good portion of my life in Michigan, just because of the corruption, you know, in Michigan.

02:14:21.000 You know, one thing people don't like to acknowledge, McCarthy was right. 1.00

02:14:24.000 When he talked about communists, when he talked about spies, he was right about them infiltrating institutions, namely Academia, Hollywood, but also the unions in the United States.

02:14:32.000 And that's why when you look at, for example, the Teamsters, when you look at the actual percentage of the members of the union who are overwhelmingly supporting Donald Trump, what happens is you have union leadership just sit it out, because they are not looking to do the will of their actual members, right?

02:14:46.000 It's really about those in charge.

02:14:47.000 As far as Wisconsin...

02:14:49.000 I think that Wisconsin is more inherently conservative than Michigan outside of Milwaukee and Madison.

02:14:54.000 I'm interested to hear why Evita is less confident.

02:14:57.000 I'm not super confident in either of those states, but I do think that Wisconsin is more likely than Michigan.

02:15:03.000 But I'd be curious to hear Evita's thoughts and if she thinks that Michigan is more likely.

02:15:10.000 Oh, one second.

02:15:12.000 People, Michigan is more likely.

02:15:13.000 Sorry, I'm sorry.

02:15:14.000 We didn't get your microphone there.

02:15:15.000 I'm sorry, Evita.

02:15:16.000 Can you hear me now?

02:15:16.000 Can you go one more time?

02:15:18.000 Yes, ma'am.

02:15:19.000 No, what I meant is that I think Milwaukee is a little more prone to cheating.

02:15:26.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:15:27.000 I think it's a little insecure.

02:15:28.000 They're having to recount already in Milwaukee.

02:15:30.000 There were a lot of discrepancies in 2020.

02:15:32.000 I'm not worried about the people of Wisconsin.

02:15:34.000 I love the people of Wisconsin.

02:15:35.000 I'm worried about the process.

02:15:38.000 It's funny that you say that.

02:15:38.000 You know what?

02:15:39.000 Yeah, I think you kind of echo the same.

02:15:40.000 You just said the same thing.

02:15:41.000 You kind of echoed the same sentence.

02:15:43.000 About Michigan.

02:15:43.000 Yeah, about Michigan.

02:15:45.000 But in Michigan, they just made it too big for people to understand there was a cheat.

02:15:48.000 Like, for example, I didn't live in Michigan for a very long time in the last election.

02:15:52.000 But I received a ballot to my old address, and it just said that it was processing.

02:15:56.000 And I had no way to confirm whether it was actually filled out or not.

02:16:01.000 And by the way, I checked on relatives in Michigan.

02:16:03.000 Same thing, who I know did vote, and it just said processing.

02:16:06.000 And there was no way to confirm, at least as the ballots were being counted.

02:16:10.000 So, yes, I hear you in Milwaukee, Avita.

02:16:13.000 But I would ask you, you know, because you're the state that had Scott Walker, by the way.

02:16:17.000 Not really a rhino.

02:16:18.000 Someone who was pretty conservative was looked at for the national stage.

02:16:21.000 We haven't had that in Michigan in quite a while.

02:16:23.000 The state legislature kind of goes back and forth.

02:16:26.000 But the entire system in Michigan is corrupt because of Wayne County.

02:16:30.000 And not only that, but you can see it in Grand Rapids.

02:16:32.000 You certainly see it even in northern Michigan areas like Traverse City, which basically is San Francisco of the north.

02:16:39.000 Exactly what you're saying about Wisconsin, I'm not as familiar with, is exactly why I feel that Michigan would be hard.

02:16:44.000 Not because of the people, though, a little bit because of the people, but because of the union strongholds.

02:16:49.000 Look, in Michigan, we talked about this, we just had a Chinese exchange student who voted, asked for their ballot back, and they found out this person was a non-citizen, but the vote will still count. 0.50

02:16:57.000 And in Michigan, you don't actually have to provide proof of citizenship, you just sign an affidavit.

02:17:03.000 And where is Michigan on the drop boxes?

02:17:05.000 Because I know Wisconsin has them all over the place now.

02:17:08.000 Our Supreme Court said it's okay.

02:17:09.000 So does Michigan allow that too?

02:17:10.000 I don't know what the recent rulings have been, but I do know that they have allowed them in the past.

02:17:14.000 Again, these things are kind of fluid right now with them going up and down in the courts.

02:17:18.000 But, you know, Michigan is that state where you had that famous graph, right?

02:17:22.000 And you had the red wagons come in with votes, and you had people board up the precincts with Bristol boards.

02:17:26.000 So if it's as bad in Wisconsin, they weren't as flagrant.

02:17:30.000 Like, they didn't even try and hide it in Michigan.

02:17:31.000 So maybe they just do a better job of hiding it in Wisconsin.

02:17:34.000 But I think it's the same thing.

02:17:37.000 What you're saying, the people and the representation, there's a pretty big divide.

02:17:42.000 And you're probably more in tune with Wisconsin, but same thing with Michigan.

02:17:44.000 I know so many people who would vote for Donald Trump.

02:17:47.000 It's definitely close, but you don't always see that in those national elections.

02:17:53.000 Steve, I'll let you run after this question and continue to dominate with the live stream.

02:17:57.000 Rumble loves you.

02:17:58.000 I love you.

02:17:59.000 You've been a good friend to me.

02:18:00.000 Georgia right now does not look good for Kamala Harris. 1.00

02:18:03.000 Now, again, it depends on what portion of the state.

02:18:05.000 There could be some urban vote. 0.85

02:18:07.000 There could be some...

02:18:08.000 We don't really know, but 55% of the voters, we have a good sample size.

02:18:12.000 Donald Trump is at this point is up pretty handily in Georgia.

02:18:15.000 This doesn't look good again for Kamala Harris. 0.96

02:18:19.000 What's your team telling you about Georgia?

02:18:20.000 Because like I said, if Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina go our way handily, there's just no math for her. 0.83

02:18:26.000 Well, there's math for her if she wins Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. 1.00

02:18:30.000 But, you know, yeah, it's certainly a good start.

02:18:33.000 And that's why we thought if we look at the East Coast, we're looking for some other indicators like in Virginia, like in New Hampshire to see where that margin is.

02:18:40.000 But actually, Gerald, I believe, has an update right now on Georgia from our real time data analyst.

02:18:45.000 I asked for a trend in Georgia right now, just so we could see it.

02:18:48.000 So 48% statewide counted.

02:18:50.000 DeKalb is not reported yet.

02:18:51.000 But Trump, of the last dump in the last hour, he's received 57.2% of the vote.

02:18:56.000 So going forward, as these dumps come in, that number that he needs to win is going down.

02:19:02.000 So 46% of the outstanding vote is all he needs to win in Georgia right now.

02:19:06.000 So that's something that we will track over time.

02:19:08.000 It is heading down.

02:19:09.000 It was 47.7%.

02:19:11.000 Now it's 46%.

02:19:12.000 So as these dumps come in, Trump is getting a large share, and it's cutting the number he needs of whatever's remaining to actually be able to win.

02:19:18.000 So the trend is good in Georgia right now.

02:19:20.000 Yes, and we're providing right now...

02:19:22.000 Sorry, I'm losing my voice.

02:19:23.000 This is from all the acidic vomit the last two days.

02:19:25.000 No joke, where I was worried about my vocal cords cheaping up.

02:19:29.000 We actually have an exclusive graph that we're providing to the audience so they can see what percentage of the remaining dumps Donald Trump knows, so they can see that go down in real time.

02:19:39.000 Like you said, it's a very good trend for Donald Trump.

02:19:42.000 It's not a deadlock, but if you look at Georgia...

02:19:44.000 And you look at North Carolina, if he wins those, and of course Florida was called very early.

02:19:47.000 And you look at the margins in some of those eastern states.

02:19:50.000 He doesn't have to win them.

02:19:51.000 For example, in a place like New York, I think he only needs to be within 16.

02:19:54.000 I think only losing it by 16.

02:19:56.000 And that would put him, really, with the last Republican to win, I believe it was George H.W. Bush in 1988, who came that close to New York.

02:20:03.000 So we're looking at some of these numbers.

02:20:05.000 I think you're right.

02:20:06.000 Hopefully we just helped undergird your gut feeling in some of the numbers.

02:20:10.000 But we have guys getting very...

02:20:11.000 They're nerds back there, Dan.

02:20:12.000 They're real nerds.

02:20:14.000 Steve, listen, man, again, I'll let you roll, but what I'm feeling right now and what I want to say, I'm kind of holding inside because I don't want to get out ahead of myself, but in 2016, you know Dan Horowitz over at Conservative Review?

02:20:29.000 Do you know Dan at all?

02:20:30.000 Yeah.

02:20:30.000 He has his own podcast, but yeah, well, Dan and I, we kind of got into it.

02:20:35.000 I mean, friendly.

02:20:35.000 It's not like we were doing jujitsu or anything, but we kind of got into it a little bit because I was running in 2016 for Congress and I was knocking on doors.

02:20:43.000 And I saw it.

02:20:44.000 I saw like all these people with yard signs who weren't on my knock list.

02:20:47.000 And they were like, oh yeah, I never vote.

02:20:48.000 That's why I'm not on your knock list.

02:20:50.000 I'm just voting for Trump.

02:20:51.000 And I said, man, this guy's going to win.

02:20:53.000 And I had that feeling.

02:20:54.000 I'm sensing it this time too.

02:20:56.000 I mean, the big mo, I don't know what the hell you call it, but you just know like in a fight, anything from like jujitsu to someone else, when the momentum's on your side, you can feel it.

02:21:04.000 I want to be Trump right now.

02:21:06.000 I sure as hell don't want to be Kamala.

02:21:07.000 No, I think that's a good read, and if you guys want to look at some of these details, it's free for anyone, theelectionintegritymap.com.

02:21:14.000 You can check it out where we're providing data that they're not providing in a lot of these other places.

02:21:18.000 So your gut is right, and the numbers that you have are reflected when you get even deeper into the numbers.

02:21:23.000 So you're not wrong, but what you're feeling is probably a result of the blue chews.

02:21:27.000 So let's keep that to a minimum.

02:21:30.000 Steve, we love you, man.

02:21:32.000 At Rumble, you're amazing.

02:21:34.000 So, really, you guys have been an absolute champion for freedom of speech.

02:21:38.000 We're so glad to have you.

02:21:40.000 Rumble Premium Mug Club moved over.

02:21:42.000 It's awesome.

02:21:42.000 Thanks, brother.

02:21:43.000 We really appreciate it.

02:21:44.000 Gerald, send me another bottle.

02:21:45.000 Got you covered.

02:21:46.000 He's got you covered.

02:21:48.000 I got you covered.

02:21:49.000 Love that guy.

02:21:49.000 He'll send you a bottle.

02:21:50.000 He'll send me a box of Franzia.

02:21:52.000 Dan Bongino.

02:21:53.000 Go, go, go.

02:21:59.000 I'm not lying.

02:22:00.000 I forgot to take into account the throwing up and how that affects your vocal cords.

02:22:04.000 What?

02:22:04.000 You want to celebrate now?

02:22:05.000 Why?

02:22:05.000 Do we have another state to call?

02:22:06.000 Yes, we have a state to call, but over 556,000 live concurrent.

02:22:12.000 That breaks a record.

02:22:14.000 We have never done anything that big, guys.

02:22:16.000 Are we sure?

02:22:16.000 You're just getting started.

02:22:18.000 We are sure.

02:22:19.000 It's early.

02:22:19.000 We are sure, baby.

02:22:21.000 We just beat 2020.

02:22:23.000 It's early.

02:22:24.000 Two and a half hours in.

02:22:26.000 Well, here, I want to do something.

02:22:27.000 Nick, if you need to grab a break or if you need to, I want to bring in Lane the Brain with some of those graphs so we can show them what it is because we haven't shown that yet.

02:22:34.000 And by the way, you still have Dan's feet up there so you guys might want to close it because I'm still watching him.

02:22:39.000 So we can bring if you, yeah, I would assume, sorry, I know we haven't done a commercial break yet.

02:22:42.000 We've been going for what?

02:22:43.000 We've been going.

02:22:44.000 Two and a half hours?

02:22:44.000 Yeah.

02:22:45.000 Two and a half hours?

02:22:47.000 Go ahead, Nick.

02:22:48.000 And by the way, as you go out, let me plug your...

02:22:51.000 This Saturday night.

02:22:54.000 This Saturday.

02:22:55.000 Tumwa, Iowa.

02:22:56.000 The Bridgeview Center Theater.

02:22:57.000 And look, Donald Trump Jr.

02:22:58.000 told you, Dan Bongino will tell you, OG, funniest man alive.

02:23:02.000 If you want your side...

02:23:04.000 Okay, this is the greatest endorsement I could give him.

02:23:06.000 I would not chance going to see him live with my stomach flu.

02:23:10.000 And there's not a hint of hyperbole.

02:23:12.000 Because I would lose friends.

02:23:18.000 It's uncontrollable laughter.

02:23:19.000 So go see him this Saturday, November 9th.

02:23:21.000 Hey, you're supporting Donald Trump tonight.

02:23:23.000 Go out, support live comedy.

02:23:24.000 Nick, go take a bathroom break and we'll bring in Lane the Brain. 1.00

02:23:27.000 Yeah, baby.

02:23:28.000 Alright, thank you, sir.

02:23:29.000 We appreciate it.

02:23:30.000 And then eventually I'll get a break where I'll eat some saltines.

02:23:32.000 I'm not sure that we're going to be able to make that happen ever.

02:23:35.000 But we'll get around to it.

02:23:37.000 So please, everyone out there, share.

02:23:38.000 If you're on X, share.

02:23:40.000 If you're on Rumble, share.

02:23:41.000 If you're on YouTube, like, share.

02:23:42.000 And then go to Rumble.

02:23:43.000 It's already number one in the world.

02:23:45.000 Just show the rest of the world why you bet right, why you tuned in here tonight.

02:23:49.000 No one is going to do it better tonight than we are.

02:23:53.000 We are going to have up-to-the-minute data and a more granular look at data.

02:23:57.000 Do we want to go people at work, or do we want Lane the Brain?

02:23:59.000 Lane's going to come in.

02:24:00.000 He needs just a couple minutes to grab some stuff and come in.

02:24:02.000 We do have Russell Brand in about 15 minutes.

02:24:05.000 I mean, I'm glad, but I don't know when I'm going to get a break.

02:24:07.000 And we have another state to call.

02:24:09.000 We have another state to call?

02:24:10.000 Right now?

02:24:11.000 Right now.

02:24:11.000 All right, it's time to call.

02:24:13.000 I hope you got this, Toolman.

02:24:14.000 No. 0.99

02:24:15.000 I was preparing a fucking break. 1.00

02:24:18.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

02:24:19.000 Language. 1.00

02:24:19.000 We're bringing in people. 1.00

02:24:20.000 This isn't just that basement pocket.

02:24:22.000 We're bringing in people from CNN and Fox Business, for God's sake. 0.98

02:24:26.000 I'm going to murder Gerald. 0.96

02:24:27.000 All right. 1.00

02:24:27.000 Let's call a state. 1.00

02:24:28.000 People are hopping over from Neil Cavuto.

02:24:30.000 All right.

02:24:36.000 And by the way, before we call it getjackedup.com, I'll...

02:24:38.000 I'm telling you, the Evolution is the best home gym money can buy.

02:24:42.000 I'm not just saying that when they called.

02:24:43.000 I was already familiar with it.

02:24:45.000 It's the best out there.

02:24:46.000 Alright, we are calling a state right now!

02:24:48.000 South Carolina's nine electoral votes go to Donald Trump.

02:24:55.000 We don't have Donald Trump calling all the states, but all the swing states.

02:24:57.000 He can't do all the states, but Tim is more concerned about going to a break than winning.

02:25:01.000 Yeah, I know.

02:25:02.000 We were just talking about a break for the past five minutes.

02:25:05.000 I got my hopes up, too.

02:25:06.000 Okay, all right.

02:25:08.000 Well, hey, if you guys want to take a break, if you guys want to take a break, will I talk with, well, because Tim probably needs a break.

02:25:13.000 Okay, Toolman probably needs a break. 1.00

02:25:14.000 He pees in a bucket.

02:25:16.000 He's fine.

02:25:16.000 I just feel like we got momentum going.

02:25:18.000 We have momentum.

02:25:18.000 I don't want to lose the momentum.

02:25:20.000 Stay with us.

02:25:21.000 So are we taking a break or no?

02:25:22.000 No, no, we're not going to take a break.

02:25:23.000 Are we taking a break?

02:25:25.000 We're not taking a break, are we?

02:25:25.000 No.

02:25:26.000 No, we're not taking a break.

02:25:26.000 We're going straight through, baby.

02:25:27.000 We're not going straight through.

02:25:28.000 I called you, baby.

02:25:29.000 Wow.

02:25:30.000 He hates it when I say stuff like that.

02:25:32.000 That's fine.

02:25:33.000 And I appreciate it.

02:25:33.000 I'm definitely playing the flu game tonight.

02:25:36.000 All right.

02:25:36.000 Well, we'll get Lane in here.

02:25:38.000 Yeah, we'll get Ginger Snap in here. 1.00

02:25:40.000 We'll get Ginger Snap in here to give us some updates. 1.00

02:25:43.000 And hopefully we have those numbers on the...

02:25:45.000 Oh, you want to call another state?

02:25:47.000 Okay.

02:25:47.000 Well, you know what?

02:25:47.000 Just hit the finger just so we have it.

02:25:49.000 Let's call another state.

02:25:52.000 I wasn't ready for it.

02:25:53.000 There we go.

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02:26:05.000 It is.

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02:26:22.000 All right.

02:26:23.000 Arkansas.

02:26:24.000 Arkansas.

02:26:25.000 Six electoral votes going to Donald Trump.

02:26:28.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:26:29.000 There we go.

02:26:29.000 He's at 105 now total, I believe.

02:26:32.000 105.

02:26:33.000 And by the way, everyone watching...

02:26:34.000 We must have beat Reuters.

02:26:35.000 All of this is being updated, the electionintegritymap.com.

02:26:37.000 So you see all the states called, you see all the electoral votes, but you also see any foul play going on, which right now this is the Reuters map, I believe.

02:26:44.000 Are we still up?

02:26:45.000 Is our map or are we still hitting those DDoS attacks?

02:26:48.000 I will check back and forth.

02:26:50.000 Boy, did that happen immediately. 0.90

02:26:52.000 I mean, like five seconds into it, jerks.

02:26:54.000 It's not a good sign.

02:26:55.000 No, it's not.

02:26:56.000 Oh my gosh.

02:26:57.000 All right.

02:26:57.000 Well, the good news is we're providing, if you can't access it, you can access us right here where we're giving you all the data.

02:27:02.000 See, nothing up our sleeves.

02:27:03.000 We're letting you know exactly what is going on.

02:27:06.000 We have all the data that these news agencies have, only they don't really necessarily want to tell you.

02:27:11.000 So North Carolina right now on CNN, they're saying...

02:27:15.000 Oh, that closed.

02:27:16.000 That was a much bigger gap a minute ago.

02:27:18.000 So it's only 14% of the people are polls.

02:27:19.000 Yeah, only 14% in North Carolina.

02:27:22.000 Well, it depends on which districts are coming in.

02:27:24.000 Do you want Lane in the red chair here or out there?

02:27:27.000 Well, we can have them in here in the red chair.

02:27:29.000 Come on in.

02:27:29.000 And while we do that, we have to do the switch.

02:27:32.000 So we did the election night, 10% off the entire store.

02:27:34.000 Right now, we're going to go to the merch promo number two.

02:27:39.000 I'll probably change shirts.

02:27:40.000 I'll probably do a quick break before Russell Brand.

02:27:42.000 Yeah, and then we'll change those shirts.

02:27:43.000 And then I'll change shirts.

02:27:44.000 Yes, I love that.

02:27:44.000 I have to grab one of these ginger cheeses because I was this close to throwing up.

02:27:48.000 Perfect.

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02:28:06.000 And I'm not going to scare you guys because the truth is so many of you have overwhelmingly supported us where we will be here for the next election where we didn't know before this morning.

02:28:14.000 But this guarantees the more you go to CrowderShop or the more you sign up for Rumble Premium, Guess what?

02:28:21.000 Guarantees that we can do more stuff with the undercover unit.

02:28:23.000 Guarantees we can bring more people in.

02:28:24.000 Guarantees what?

02:28:26.000 Do we have something right now?

02:28:26.000 Undercover unit.

02:28:27.000 Yes, we do.

02:28:28.000 Alright, so we have some undercover footage right now.

02:28:30.000 Hold on a second.

02:28:30.000 I'm going to have to chew my ginger thing so I don't throw up.

02:28:34.000 So I'll just kind of set it up.

02:28:35.000 So the polls have closed in Philadelphia, obviously.

02:28:37.000 So the ballots are being moved from drop boxes around the city.

02:28:41.000 And we actually have eyes on them from one of the, I believe, one of our journalists is going to follow the ballots.

02:28:47.000 And so we've got some footage of that right now.

02:28:48.000 We have some footage right now.

02:28:49.000 This is exclusive.

02:28:50.000 Do we have an exclusive?

02:28:51.000 Do we have a stand or no?

02:28:54.000 You got a lot of stingers.

02:28:56.000 I could find one.

02:28:56.000 Alright, this is exclusive to us right now live.

02:28:59.000 This is someone following the...

02:29:01.000 Explain it again, Gerald, because again, I'm kind of flying blind.

02:29:03.000 They're gathering up all the votes.

02:29:05.000 They're following the trucks as they are gathering the votes from the drop boxes to make sure no shenanigans happen.

02:29:09.000 They have footage of that.

02:29:10.000 No shenanigans yet, but we have eyes on it.

02:29:12.000 Okay, let's see some of that footage. 0.99

02:29:16.000 Oh, it looks like a damn monster movie. 0.99

02:29:20.000 They're gathering up the boxes. 0.99

02:29:22.000 Which, by the way, that's my favorite place to put the fate of the free world is in a box with hourly workers.

02:29:32.000 I don't think that's a good idea.

02:29:34.000 Hey, when's lunch?

02:29:36.000 That's what he's saying.

02:29:38.000 How many more are we going to move?

02:29:40.000 He sounds like the tall one in the Flintstones.

02:29:42.000 Boss, I'm moving the drop box, boss.

02:29:45.000 And there's some small one who's like, I told you to quit talking.

02:29:49.000 Okay, boss.

02:29:52.000 That's what I do. 0.99

02:29:53.000 Whenever I do it for my son, I do that voice and, hey, I told you, you talk too much, you get us in trouble, dummy! 0.99

02:30:00.000 You hit him, it's great. 0.97

02:30:02.000 Oh no, you can't do that.

02:30:04.000 Sometimes.

02:30:04.000 No, you don't.

02:30:05.000 You gotta kick him. 0.99

02:30:08.000 Just letting you know. 0.99

02:30:10.000 You don't know what's real or what's not.

02:30:12.000 I don't either because I have a fever.

02:30:14.000 Okay, you'll be fine.

02:30:15.000 We're going to bring in Lane the Brain.

02:30:17.000 In two seconds.

02:30:18.000 And then Russell Brand.

02:30:19.000 We have Russell Brand coming on here.

02:30:20.000 And by the way, what a conversion story.

02:30:22.000 No kidding.

02:30:23.000 Russell Brand.

02:30:23.000 Russell Brand was out there who was pro-socialism for a long time.

02:30:26.000 He had the Trues News where I used to give that guy so much crap because there were no conservatives on YouTube.

02:30:31.000 And he had a channel that was pretty liberal.

02:30:33.000 And it was all friendly.

02:30:34.000 And now he's been baptizing people in his underwear.

02:30:37.000 Yeah.

02:30:37.000 Well, the underwear part's a little creepy.

02:30:39.000 But nonetheless, listen, I had a conversation with him at the RNC. Legit faith.

02:30:44.000 Yes.

02:30:44.000 No, I know.

02:30:45.000 Asking the right questions and talking through it.

02:30:47.000 And it was private.

02:30:48.000 It wasn't like people were around us and hearing it, so he wasn't doing it for anybody.

02:30:51.000 It was great.

02:30:52.000 I would love to have a conversation with him a little bit further about that.

02:30:56.000 But we do have laying the brain. 1.00

02:30:57.000 Laying the brain.

02:30:58.000 Ginger snap. 1.00

02:30:59.000 Let's bring him in.

02:31:00.000 And get that mic where it needs to be.

02:31:02.000 Ginger snap. 1.00

02:31:03.000 I'm going to run to the bathroom.

02:31:04.000 Now, what are you?

02:31:05.000 Are you a Dapper Dan man?

02:31:06.000 Pomade?

02:31:06.000 No.

02:31:08.000 There we go.

02:31:09.000 We have to bring the mic up a little bit.

02:31:10.000 And this is actually perfect for you because you get to show your godforsaken graph.

02:31:14.000 We were going through it.

02:31:15.000 These are good graphs.

02:31:16.000 They are good graphs, but we were going through it beforehand and we were like, hold on a second, this might be confusing for people, but actually now it's pretty damn appropriate because we're talking about Georgia.

02:31:25.000 Right.

02:31:25.000 We have actually four states that we can kind of show, but if we go to Georgia first...

02:31:29.000 Okay, let's bring up Georgia.

02:31:30.000 So explain to people what it is.

02:31:31.000 This is exclusive to everyone back there.

02:31:34.000 Loud Earth Crowder.

02:31:35.000 Exclusive to Mug Club.

02:31:35.000 I keep saying that, but Rumble Premium and the work that you guys are doing.

02:31:38.000 Tell people what it is that they're looking at right now.

02:31:40.000 Yeah, so if you look at the red bar or the red bar on this graph, what that's showing is the amount of the percentage of the votes that have come in in the last whatever time period we're refreshing at.

02:31:53.000 Hold on a second.

02:31:53.000 I'm going to move the mic so that...

02:31:54.000 because your good looks don't help you with mic control.

02:31:57.000 There you go.

02:31:59.000 I'm just going to move it so that way when you turn to me, look at this.

02:32:02.000 That's jacked up.

02:32:03.000 I've never been good at mics, as they say.

02:32:07.000 Do they say that?

02:32:09.000 I don't think anyone says that.

02:32:10.000 They might.

02:32:10.000 I think right now all the ladies are swooning in chat.

02:32:13.000 Button up your shirt, you prick.

02:32:14.000 I've seen premature babies.

02:32:17.000 I've seen fatter, premature babies.

02:32:19.000 Actually, hold on a second.

02:32:20.000 You can unbutton it.

02:32:21.000 We can adjust our white balance.

02:32:23.000 All right.

02:32:23.000 There we go.

02:32:24.000 So, okay.

02:32:24.000 So, sorry.

02:32:25.000 You're bringing up the Georgia graph.

02:32:26.000 Yes.

02:32:27.000 So, on that graph, that red bar is showing the percentage of votes that Republicans have got of the last dump, however often we're refreshing.

02:32:35.000 Usually about every hour we'll refresh this.

02:32:37.000 And so, within the last dump...

02:32:40.000 Republicans have gotten, or Trump has gotten 57.2% of those votes that just came in.

02:32:46.000 So the gray bar is the remaining percentage of the vote that he needs to get, the share of the vote that he needs to get to win.

02:32:52.000 Right.

02:32:53.000 Of all the votes that are left, he now needs to win 46% of them to win the state.

02:32:59.000 Right.

02:32:59.000 So that's going down consistently, which is a good trend.

02:33:01.000 So a good trend, you would see that gray bar continue to go down.

02:33:05.000 Now, the reporting's still very early.

02:33:07.000 There's only about 50% in, so if DeKalb comes in and there's a huge dump for Kamala, what you'll see is the red go down and the gray go up. 0.52

02:33:15.000 So as long as you're seeing red up, gray down, that's a good trend. 0.99

02:33:19.000 Great.

02:33:19.000 And then, did you guys get those numbers on Florida?

02:33:22.000 On the counties?

02:33:23.000 Yeah, on the counties.

02:33:24.000 Yeah, we did.

02:33:24.000 We sent them in.

02:33:25.000 They should be on air, actually.

02:33:27.000 Oh, okay.

02:33:27.000 I would imagine quite a pretty high Jewish voting population in some of those counties, and Hispanic, of course.

02:33:32.000 Oh, with those, Sam is working right now very hard to get you the specific Jewish votes.

02:33:36.000 We have the broad county range, but he's looking at the stuff right now.

02:33:39.000 He's calling all of them.

02:33:41.000 It's like three delis that haven't reported yet.

02:33:46.000 But we actually have the graphic for PA, too, that you can pull up.

02:33:49.000 Okay, let's bring up the graph for Pennsylvania.

02:33:51.000 And again, this is exclusive.

02:33:53.000 This is the kind of...

02:33:54.000 Okay, so what we are seeing right now is the remaining percentage of the vote that Donald Trump would need to win.

02:33:58.000 That's pretty high right there.

02:33:59.000 It is, because what you're seeing here is these are all the early votes that are being counted.

02:34:03.000 And we know Kamala, Kamala, who... 0.99

02:34:05.000 I don't give a shit. 0.98

02:34:08.000 She was coming in with a huge lead, but we know that that lead wasn't as big as they wanted it to be. 0.99

02:34:13.000 So it looks bad, but the further we get into the counting, you should see the red start coming up, so he's going to get bigger and bigger proportions.

02:34:20.000 Also, of course, the Amish vote isn't in yet.

02:34:23.000 Yeah, I don't believe it is.

02:34:24.000 And that's huge for Trump.

02:34:25.000 Well, that's because Witness is on reruns on TBS. That's right, and they, what the hell?

02:34:31.000 That's got to be like their, oh, you got to take the label off?

02:34:33.000 Really, huh?

02:34:34.000 Oh my gosh.

02:34:35.000 And by the way, what we're talking about, we're talking about Pennsylvania.

02:34:38.000 This is where the firewall, like we said, you're seeing that right there, the early votes was 409,000, but that's 91,000 short of what the Democrats needed.

02:34:45.000 Correct.

02:34:45.000 So that was entirely expected, and it's still short of what Democrats needed.

02:34:48.000 So what they were saying earlier, a bunch of the news networks were reporting that to win the state, they would want Kamala to get 700,000 votes from Philadelphia County.

02:34:57.000 Right.

02:34:58.000 Which would be about 100,000 more than Joe Biden actually won.

02:35:01.000 Right.

02:35:01.000 So things are not...

02:35:02.000 Again, I don't want to pop any champagne.

02:35:03.000 You don't do that.

02:35:04.000 But if you were looking for good trends, they're there.

02:35:06.000 So...

02:35:07.000 Yeah.

02:35:08.000 Well, you know what else I really like?

02:35:08.000 And this is no small thing.

02:35:10.000 I thought you said Kamala, Kamala, I don't give a shit. 0.99

02:35:12.000 The fact that you just said that on a stream that is many, many times bigger than CNN or Legacy Media is great. 0.99

02:35:18.000 Because there, they say that's a racist trope.

02:35:21.000 Of course.

02:35:21.000 But the truth is...

02:35:22.000 I just don't know because I don't care.

02:35:23.000 No, exactly.

02:35:24.000 I go back and forth. 1.00

02:35:25.000 Kamala, Kamala, I don't care because she's a bitch. 1.00

02:35:28.000 Oh, cum state. 1.00

02:35:29.000 How's that sound? 0.99

02:35:30.000 Yeah, come on now. 0.88

02:35:31.000 Come on now.

02:35:32.000 This is the biggest election stream of the century. 0.64

02:35:34.000 If she was poor Indian, I might be slightly more interested. 1.00

02:35:36.000 Yes, you might be slightly more interested because of the Asian fetish.

02:35:39.000 Does that extend to Indians for you?

02:35:43.000 I don't...

02:35:44.000 Who likes the Asian ladies? 1.00

02:35:47.000 Yeah, generally.

02:35:48.000 Which, by the way, is the least creepy preference ever.

02:35:52.000 I don't know if you know this, but a lot of the guys like the Asian ladies. 1.00

02:35:55.000 Now, if you're a woman who likes Asian men, that's weird. 0.94

02:35:58.000 I don't eat Asian broads.

02:35:59.000 Again, I have a lot of Korean bread, so I'm going to abstain from that. 1.00

02:36:01.000 Okay, you're going to abstain from that.

02:36:02.000 Is there anything else that we need to know?

02:36:04.000 No, but we'll be watching all the swing states, and we can come back in and give you updates on that whenever you want to.

02:36:08.000 So, before, you know, you are always, and this is also why we love working with Laying the Brain and everyone we have here.

02:36:13.000 We have brilliant researchers here.

02:36:14.000 You have George the Greek. 0.96

02:36:15.000 You do have, I mean, begrudgingly, Sam from HR does some great work.

02:36:18.000 The Jewish research.

02:36:19.000 Yes, the Jewish research.

02:36:20.000 If I ask for a Holocaust stat, he is on it. 1.00

02:36:22.000 Anything else that's like, you know, take it or leave it.

02:36:24.000 Now, Stephen, you have to remember, these are the same people, though.

02:36:26.000 Yeah.

02:36:28.000 There's always some kind of factoid about the Holocaust.

02:36:31.000 But, you know, I get it.

02:36:33.000 It was a big deal to them.

02:36:34.000 A bad one.

02:36:34.000 Lane looks like somebody who was working in the Holocaust on the wrong side.

02:36:40.000 Yes, he absolutely does. 1.00

02:36:41.000 He looks like every fucking army guy. 0.99

02:36:43.000 He looks like the page master version of Hitler Youth. 1.00

02:36:47.000 Doesn't he?

02:36:49.000 Like that Take On Me video.

02:36:51.000 Take On Me.

02:36:53.000 Hitler Youth, and it's just Lane. 0.57

02:36:54.000 Lane's just about to do some meth and charge a city.

02:36:57.000 Yes, exactly.

02:36:58.000 Well, don't forget the morphine.

02:36:59.000 Meth, morphine.

02:37:00.000 What was I saying before that?

02:37:02.000 Well, you're very cautiously optimistic.

02:37:05.000 We really do try and call balls and strikes.

02:37:07.000 Now, we let people know when it's our opinion.

02:37:08.000 For example, our opinion, the country is going to be in serious decline for a period of time if Kamala Harris wins.

02:37:15.000 We all agree on that.

02:37:16.000 What is not a matter of opinion is what the numbers look like.

02:37:18.000 Before we started tonight, and I've said this since the beginning, 65, 35, I've always thought, you know, Donald Trump, but by no means is it a lock.

02:37:27.000 Today, you felt cautiously optimistic.

02:37:30.000 Correct.

02:37:30.000 Do you feel better, based on where we are right now, than when we started?

02:37:33.000 I do.

02:37:34.000 I just want to see numbers come in out of places like Atlanta, Detroit, and Philadelphia before I start getting too optimistic, because we've seen how that can really rain on a parade really quickly.

02:37:44.000 Yes.

02:37:45.000 That's where all the cheating goes on. 0.70

02:37:47.000 Yeah.

02:37:47.000 Yep.

02:37:47.000 That's exactly right.

02:37:48.000 That was what I was inferring, yeah.

02:37:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:37:50.000 Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

02:37:51.000 I was staring at your chest.

02:37:53.000 You can bet on Polymarket if this stream will be taken down from YouTube, and if you're watching on YouTube, you should head on over to Rumble anyway.

02:37:59.000 So a real quick interesting thing before I get out of here, on the Polymarket stuff...

02:38:02.000 Oh, I thought it was going to be about your buys and tries routine, but yes.

02:38:05.000 I'll write that down next time I come in.

02:38:08.000 The chance for Trump to win the popular vote on Polymarket is actually increasing too.

02:38:12.000 Really?

02:38:13.000 Yeah, so I don't know if we have that.

02:38:15.000 We can check in after Russell Brand.

02:38:16.000 We've got Russell in like one minute and we'll check in with that after the Polymarket check-in.

02:38:21.000 So we can't take a break before Russell?

02:38:24.000 You're stuck in that chair.

02:38:25.000 Okay, well I'm just saying because my voice is clearly gone.

02:38:28.000 Not yet it's not.

02:38:28.000 No, it isn't.

02:38:29.000 It's gone.

02:38:30.000 Alright, well let's, okay, so we thank you very much for the update and you can just call in from, of course, people at work there later.

02:38:35.000 Anyone who wants to come in, the audience wants to see more updates.

02:38:39.000 We appreciate it.

02:38:40.000 And by the way, everyone, let them know that you love them and thank them.

02:38:42.000 They've been putting in work.

02:38:44.000 Say hi to the kids from Berlin.

02:38:48.000 Yes, the kids from Berlin, whenever Lane walks in, they say, Will follows the old man wherever he wants to go!

02:38:53.000 What's Lane? 1.00

02:38:55.000 Your fucking voice is fine. 1.00

02:38:56.000 Yeah, no kidding. 1.00

02:38:58.000 What's Lane's last name?

02:38:59.000 Is it German?

02:39:00.000 I don't think we want to reveal that, but...

02:39:02.000 The brain.

02:39:02.000 Why don't you do this?

02:39:03.000 Why don't you take a quick step out?

02:39:04.000 We don't have Russell on yet.

02:39:06.000 Why don't you step out for just a second, but not a long break, but a quick break.

02:39:09.000 We're not going to go anywhere.

02:39:10.000 I'm going to talk about some other stuff while you're gone.

02:39:12.000 Excellent.

02:39:12.000 Two minutes?

02:39:13.000 Two minutes.

02:39:13.000 You take two minutes.

02:39:15.000 Two minutes.

02:39:15.000 I have to change shirts.

02:39:16.000 I've got to eat some saltines because I haven't eaten anything today, and if I don't eat some saltines, I really feel like this is going to go badly.

02:39:22.000 We're not going to We're just going to let you take a break.

02:39:24.000 So is it a saltine appropriate break or not?

02:39:27.000 There's some eggplant in the trash.

02:39:29.000 Grab that.

02:39:32.000 This is one of those times where you're like, I own the company and I have to ask to take a break.

02:39:37.000 What is the benefit of ownership if not for this?

02:39:39.000 Can I just say congratulations, Gerald, and you guys?

02:39:44.000 I mean, this is a big deal.

02:39:46.000 I wasn't here, obviously, before.

02:39:50.000 Congratulations.

02:39:51.000 It's tremendous.

02:39:52.000 Well, thank you, Nick.

02:39:52.000 I appreciate it.

02:39:53.000 All the people that put a lot of hard work into this, the Mug Club Army as well out there.

02:39:57.000 Everybody's sending us stuff in.

02:39:58.000 We're going to go to that really quickly in just one second.

02:40:01.000 But there's so many people out here.

02:40:03.000 We've got a green screen overflow of people right now.

02:40:06.000 So much work winning to be able to put this on.

02:40:09.000 And there's a huge team that it takes.

02:40:10.000 So thank you to all of you guys out there doing that.

02:40:13.000 And thank you everybody signing up for Rumble Premium tonight.

02:40:15.000 We want to make this a huge launch.

02:40:17.000 So make sure you go and sign up for that.

02:40:18.000 Trump 47 to get $10 off.

02:40:20.000 It's going to be a phenomenal offering.

02:40:22.000 You're not going to have to go anywhere else to get all the entertainment that you want.

02:40:25.000 But let me give you a really quick Senate update because Ted Cruz is obviously battling it out with Colin Allred in the state of Texas.

02:40:32.000 And for a little bit, CNN, and this is why I wanted this update because I know CNN does stuff like this.

02:40:37.000 You like girls with mustaches. 1.00

02:40:38.000 No.

02:40:38.000 I don't like girls with mustaches.

02:40:41.000 No.

02:40:42.000 So, basically, they were saying that Colin Allred was up.

02:40:45.000 And I thought, I asked, guys, can you give me an update on what's going on in the Texas race with Ted Cruz?

02:40:49.000 And they sent it to me and they said, it's not.

02:40:52.000 He's not.

02:40:53.000 He just flipped.

02:40:55.000 And they didn't have that information up when we had access to it.

02:40:58.000 So, what are you saying?

02:40:59.000 Right now.

02:40:59.000 Colin Allred's up 1.9%, I believe.

02:41:02.000 Yeah, so he's up 1.9% over Colin Allred.

02:41:06.000 And this is something, they poured a ton of resources and a ton of manpower into getting this seed away from Ted Cruz.

02:41:12.000 So it's something that I'm going to watch pretty closely here.

02:41:16.000 So we do have Russell Brand I'm hearing right now as well.

02:41:19.000 He's not in studio yet.

02:41:21.000 I guess Patchman.

02:41:22.000 Okay, so yeah.

02:41:23.000 He is pausing from his stream so that he can come on and hang out with us.

02:41:27.000 We'll talk to him for a second.

02:41:28.000 As soon as you get him, let me know, and we can do the introduction and kind of go from there.

02:41:32.000 But I'm going to keep an eye on this Senate race with Allred.

02:41:34.000 55% of the vote in, and he's doing pretty well.

02:41:37.000 But guys, you are also still submitting stuff to us, even though the election integrity map is still getting attacked.

02:41:42.000 It seems to be at the server level and not at the Cloudflare level, from what I've been told.

02:41:46.000 I don't know if that's correct or not.

02:41:47.000 Not from my team here.

02:41:49.000 So we've got information coming in, so we have Mud Club Army people sending us stuff right now about some ballot issues that they're having.

02:41:55.000 We'll go to that here in just a second, but they're trying to get our...

02:41:58.000 Oh, we've got him?

02:41:59.000 Yeah, got him.

02:42:00.000 Alright, so our next guest, and Stephen will be right back in.

02:42:03.000 It's not a saltine break, Stephen!

02:42:05.000 Russell Brand.

02:42:06.000 You get really into the weeds and look at Puerto Ricans. 1.00

02:42:14.000 How are you doing, guys?

02:42:14.000 You You alright?

02:42:15.000 Excellent.

02:42:16.000 Doing well.

02:42:16.000 How are you?

02:42:18.000 Stephen's coming right back in.

02:42:19.000 He took a quick break.

02:42:20.000 This is Gerald.

02:42:21.000 It's good to see you and hear you, my friend.

02:42:23.000 My name is Gerald.

02:42:23.000 I know you.

02:42:24.000 I've met you before.

02:42:25.000 We've talked about the Lord.

02:42:27.000 We've talked about life.

02:42:28.000 I watched the show.

02:42:30.000 That's what I was telling people.

02:42:31.000 So what are you doing right now?

02:42:33.000 What are you watching in the election?

02:42:35.000 Is there anything sticking out?

02:42:36.000 Hold on.

02:42:37.000 Let me go Fox picture in picture.

02:42:38.000 Hold on.

02:42:39.000 Let me go back to me.

02:42:40.000 Here I am.

02:42:41.000 All right, everyone.

02:42:41.000 I'm just talking to Gerald from Louder with Crowder.

02:42:45.000 Many people think that Gerald is the true mastermind behind Louder.

02:42:49.000 I don't think that's true.

02:42:50.000 Nobody thinks that.

02:42:52.000 People like you.

02:42:53.000 I do.

02:42:53.000 Don't be harsh on yourself.

02:42:55.000 Especially not on election night.

02:42:58.000 Absolutely.

02:42:58.000 What are you watching for right now?

02:43:00.000 Is there anything in your mind that if you saw you would say, hey, this is going in the right direction for Trump?

02:43:06.000 Mate, listen, I'm watching this like a person who's been dragged out of the United Kingdom, pummeled through several institutions of entertainment, has found a lord and savior, and is now trying to observe ulterior movements politically while recognizing that we are lost in eternity.

02:43:27.000 I know from listening to people who provide this kind of analysis very brilliantly, like on your channel and over on Daily Wire and, you know, even in spaces that are of a different political purview, that the significant places appear to be Georgia and Wisconsin.

02:43:44.000 But I'm watching the granular stuff now, Gerald, of people saying, like, Hispanics in Philadelphia have rolled up their trousers.

02:43:52.000 LAUGHTER Oh no! 0.70

02:43:55.000 Is that good?

02:43:58.000 I'm sorry, I just came in, I had to eat saltines because I was sick, and I heard Russell Brand talking about Hispanic trouser legs.

02:44:04.000 Well, that happened.

02:44:05.000 The Hispanics, they're rolling up their trouser legs, that's a good sign in Philadelphia, Stephen. 1.00

02:44:11.000 I don't know if you said... 0.88

02:44:12.000 I was thinking trouser snake, which, by the way, Russell, I know that you...

02:44:16.000 I've watched your jiu-jitsu videos.

02:44:18.000 You do quite well for yourself, my friend.

02:44:20.000 So, I don't know what I'm...

02:44:22.000 That's not the result of any serpents in my trousers.

02:44:27.000 I'm not saying it's the one who fooled Eve.

02:44:29.000 I'm saying it's a friendly serpent.

02:44:32.000 So, what did I miss here?

02:44:33.000 Because, sir, I don't know if Gerald filled you in.

02:44:35.000 I lost a bunch of weight.

02:44:36.000 Stomach flew from hell, which you probably...

02:44:38.000 Could be the result of some spiritual attack, we could say, where I had to be hooked up to an IV to make it here tonight.

02:44:44.000 What you missed is Russell said I was a very nice guy and you guys shouldn't give me a hard time. 1.00

02:44:47.000 Oh, well, he's full of shit. 1.00

02:44:48.000 shit that's why we left his country. 1.00

02:44:49.000 So what did I I asked him what he was looking for and he said the granular data. 0.99

02:44:59.000 So, yeah, you didn't miss anything.

02:45:01.000 And you're stateside right now, right, Russell?

02:45:02.000 Yes.

02:45:03.000 Yeah, I'm in Miami right now and I'm watching Hispanic voters.

02:45:07.000 Hold on, there's two.

02:45:08.000 There's two Hispanic voters over here. 0.89

02:45:10.000 Oh no, come on.

02:45:12.000 I don't buy it.

02:45:14.000 I see not a weed whacker amongst them.

02:45:17.000 Catholic voters.

02:45:18.000 Those are Cubans, they don't weed whacker.

02:45:20.000 Are they Cuban Americans?

02:45:23.000 Once Cuban-American. 0.95

02:45:24.000 Thank you.

02:45:25.000 By the way, we've talked about Cubans quite a bit.

02:45:27.000 My agent, Gay William, is Cuban-American, gay, and to the right of Attila the Hun. 0.87

02:45:32.000 Cuban-Americans are a different breed. 0.99

02:45:33.000 Let me ask her, your mom or your dad, when you were growing up, if you were sad or depressed about something, did they just tell you to get another job?

02:45:41.000 Yeah, they'd be like, listen, at least it's not communism.

02:45:44.000 Come in, come in. 0.70

02:45:46.000 They'd tell you how they couldn't get soap, that kind of thing?

02:45:49.000 Exactly.

02:45:50.000 They're like, anything is better than communism, so you can't complain about anything.

02:45:54.000 Yes, yes, that's exactly right.

02:45:55.000 And what is it with Cuban women being beautiful and being friendly and not being offended like us Westerners? 0.66

02:46:02.000 You mean like gay women in this country? 0.95

02:46:05.000 Oh, geez. 0.98

02:46:06.000 Sorry.

02:46:06.000 Russell, that's Nick DiPaolo, if you're not familiar.

02:46:08.000 Hi, Russell.

02:46:09.000 How are you?

02:46:09.000 You're a brilliant man.

02:46:11.000 I'm familiar with you.

02:46:12.000 I see you on Loud and Crowder all the time.

02:46:14.000 It's good to meet you properly.

02:46:16.000 Same here, sir.

02:46:17.000 And what are you, how much, because I know that, Russell, you obviously used to lean left, and I know that you're an independent thinker.

02:46:22.000 I certainly don't want to mislabel you as more right-leaning, left-leaning.

02:46:26.000 What do you feel is on the line tonight?

02:46:29.000 Like, what sense of heaviness or consequence do you feel as far as this election?

02:46:34.000 I'm trying to maintain a degree of sanguinity amidst the creeping dread because if you watch something like Elon and Rogan and him saying this is a precipitous moment when it comes to democracy itself or when you hear the histrionics and terror emerging from the establishment centrists left it feels like it's Nothing short of pivotal and I wonder how we contribute like those of us that operate in these spaces Stephen to this sense

02:47:05.000 of beyond trepidation real fear and Coming from someone who was like first like champagne socialist then a cocaine communist By the time I got to fentanyl I couldn't have any politics.

02:47:22.000 You were a ghost, yeah I was talking to Ruben earlier, and I was saying, I used to think that Karl Marx was a genius, the idea that we should all share in a kind of brotherhood, that people are equal.

02:47:39.000 Over time, very, very slowly, because I'm a pretty slow learner, I recognise that if you grant the state the kind of power that our kind should only grant to a god, then they will behave like a god.

02:47:51.000 But a god without ethos, a god without true virtue or principles.

02:47:55.000 One of the things that I'm continually noticing is the way that you all report on hypocrisy.

02:47:59.000 They're saying this and they're doing that.

02:48:02.000 Or maybe even something like the Nelk Boys viral post on hypocrisy. 0.73

02:48:05.000 Ex earlier of them sort of going to Kamala voter houses and saying, you know, we're going to vote for Kamala.

02:48:12.000 We've got some refugees here.

02:48:14.000 Like that kind of, that exposure of hypocrisy is at the heart of it.

02:48:19.000 I want to become like a good person.

02:48:21.000 I want to live a virtuous life.

02:48:24.000 I don't, I now recognize that by granting the state incredible power, you are not going to create a better society because they have become corrupted and aligned.

02:48:35.000 Corporatism and globalism.

02:48:36.000 I hate to interrupt you, but because, you know, and the very first time I met you, I remember I said, hey, look, man, I hope you understand.

02:48:41.000 Like, I used to give you so much crap when you were on YouTube doing Trues News, and the thing is, I used to say, I just hope that Russell realizes, because I think his heart is in the right place, that he thinks the government is going to be altruistic, but once you realize that they're not, and that's what I used to say, there was never any hatred or animosity, because you have to understand, I grew up in a socialist province in Quebec.

02:49:00.000 where I had experienced it. 0.90

02:49:01.000 But here's one thing I will say, because I know that you've talked about not only your faith, and Gerald and I have been watching this, and a truer conversion I don't think we've seen in the public eye, even though I know you keep a lot of it private, and we've had private conversations.

02:49:14.000 They will use this against you, and they will say, oh, really?

02:49:17.000 And they'll point to the hypocrisy, and it is true. 0.94

02:49:19.000 Everyone is a hypocrite, but let me tell you what I believe is the primary difference, and tell me if you give this some credence. 0.97

02:49:25.000 For example, I think pornography is bad. 0.99

02:49:28.000 I would be lying if I said I've never seen porn.

02:49:30.000 I would be lying if I said there's no sexual temptation.

02:49:32.000 I think that imbibing too much alcohol is bad.

02:49:35.000 I'd be lying if I say to you that I've never been drunk right there. 0.83

02:49:38.000 The difference is, the left, it's not that they're hypocritical, it's that they don't fear what they claim to fear.

02:49:43.000 Or they do actually fear what they claim is not a threat.

02:49:46.000 So, for example, during COVID, Nancy Pelosi wasn't afraid of COVID. It's not that she was a hypocrite. 0.95

02:49:51.000 It's that she actually went to have a blowout, which couldn't have possibly been worse, or Governor Whitmer, or you see it with Gavin Newsom. 0.95

02:49:57.000 It's that they say, hey, look, we don't have a problem with migrants, yet every single time they go anywhere near the border, they have an entire security detail. 0.65

02:50:04.000 So it's not, are people hypocritical? 0.55

02:50:06.000 People can be hypocritical because they fall short of standards.

02:50:10.000 People can also be hypocritical simply because they're lying and they don't believe in those standards at all. 0.71

02:50:15.000 And I just say that because it's the first thing they'll throw at Christians, and it's true. 1.00

02:50:18.000 Every single Christian is a hypocrite. 1.00

02:50:21.000 Difference is, does someone believe it? 1.00

02:50:24.000 Yeah, that's some good analysis.

02:50:27.000 What I suppose is like the significant change since coming to Christ, since surrendering to Christ, since being grabbed by the throat by Jesus Christ, is that I no longer feel that I have to myself combine and align contradictory ideas.

02:50:43.000 I'm living my life from a state of surrender, acceptance of my own limitations, and at my best, Stephen, I'm only communicating with an audience of one.

02:50:52.000 I'm talking to Jesus.

02:50:53.000 Sometimes that's because of difficulties with the streaming and sometimes we're shadowing back on YouTube.

02:50:58.000 But more generally, I'm talking to our Lord.

02:51:01.000 I'm talking to our Lord when I'm failing, when I'm failing as a husband, when I'm failing as a father, when I'm failing as a boss, when I'm failing as a content provider, when I'm not polite enough on the street.

02:51:12.000 When I know that I experienced temptation, but I've always been open and authentic, and I've always been guided by these ideas.

02:51:20.000 But in surrendering to Him, everything makes sense now.

02:51:24.000 And now it is my purpose to, as best I can, share my testimony, to live my mission and my ministry, and to celebrate the Triune God, being understanding of people that don't see the world that way, because for a long time I didn't see the world that way.

02:51:38.000 I'm being patient and seeing how it's going to be relevant in these spaces and seeing how I can still muck about, man, and have fun.

02:51:45.000 It's changed me pretty radically and pretty quickly and it's changing me all the time.

02:51:49.000 Oh man, well that's great to hear and I'm glad to hear you put it so authentically because we unfortunately sometimes have people, you know, they convert and then right away it's, well and by the way, and everything that I did was wrong and now I'm going to do it this way and they right away go to telling everyone else everything is wrong.

02:52:03.000 If people want to count up the sins, they can just watch this stream tonight.

02:52:07.000 That's why I always, if it goes to theology, I say, well, bring up Gerald, because he's basically an actual choir boy.

02:52:15.000 Not actually a choir boy.

02:52:15.000 The point is, he's as Boy Scout as you get, whereas, come on, no one's going to take it from me.

02:52:22.000 Let me ask you this, Russell.

02:52:23.000 Where's your gut telling you tonight?

02:52:26.000 And we're just doing this, everyone.

02:52:28.000 What's your prediction as far as how this turns out?

02:52:30.000 Well, my prediction is only based on listening to the predictions of people that know more than me, but it seems like a Trump victory followed by a period of tumult.

02:52:45.000 But don't you still, in spite of your position, try and consume media that's contrary?

02:52:52.000 Are they confident?

02:52:54.000 Are they falling apart?

02:52:55.000 I can't tell.

02:52:56.000 Yeah, it's a little too early for them to tell, but I will tell you there's not the same confidence.

02:53:00.000 There's less confidence tonight than they certainly even had in 2016, and that was one that was a shock to all of us.

02:53:05.000 So it's a good point.

02:53:06.000 We do have the leftist meltdown alert.

02:53:08.000 We have an entire team back there looking at numbers and also watching their streams.

02:53:12.000 I expect when we get to the swing states, that's when you're going to see things get pretty wild and woolly.

02:53:16.000 And we have some real nerds working back here. 1.00

02:53:19.000 And I mean that as a compliment, but real, real nerds and some granular data.

02:53:23.000 And hey, Russell, I know you've got a lot to do tonight, so where's the best place for people to find you and support you?

02:53:29.000 Find me on Rumble, the same as you, but we're in the same place.

02:53:32.000 We're working on this together.

02:53:34.000 Get Rumble Premium if you don't got it already.

02:53:37.000 And, I mean, you don't need me to tell you that the Mug Club is a fantastic place to hang out. 0.96

02:53:42.000 I'm on Rumble.

02:53:43.000 Oh, sorry, we just made the announcement...

02:53:44.000 Tonight, Mug Club is Rumble Premium.

02:53:46.000 So now Mug Club is being absorbed into Rumble Premium, so all those people are Premium members.

02:53:52.000 We just made that announcement tonight where we've taken Mug Club as far as we can, and now Rumble Premium is going to be the overall network.

02:53:59.000 Everything on Mug Club is now available to Rumble Premium subscribers.

02:54:02.000 And tonight is the last night people can get the OG mug, because...

02:54:05.000 Rumble Premium, we know, is the future.

02:54:07.000 A one-stop shop where people have tip jar fatigue.

02:54:10.000 You know, it's like they want to support creators, but we always envisioned a portal where they can support a multitude of creators and also get something that's of value, like ad-free.

02:54:19.000 So we'll be under the same umbrella.

02:54:21.000 Keep me one of them mugs, will you?

02:54:25.000 I absolutely will.

02:54:26.000 And I will for your wonderful Cuban-American assistance there.

02:54:30.000 I'm telling you, Russell, you're going to have to tell that one to go home because she will work all night. 1.00

02:54:35.000 I know.

02:54:36.000 I have Cuban-Americans working back here.

02:54:38.000 They never stop. 0.94

02:54:40.000 I'll just put on a Che Guevara t-shirt and chase her the hell out. 1.00

02:54:46.000 You're going to be dressed like Trudeau's dad.

02:54:49.000 All right.

02:54:50.000 Hey, Russell, thank you, brother.

02:54:51.000 We'll talk with you soon.

02:54:52.000 Have a great night.

02:54:53.000 Peace.

02:54:54.000 Take care.

02:54:55.000 Russell Brand, everybody.

02:54:55.000 See you, guys.

02:55:01.000 And I changed shirts.

02:55:02.000 There we go.

02:55:03.000 Go to Crowder Shop right now.

02:55:05.000 I love it. 0.98

02:55:05.000 If you're going to call us trash, boom! 0.98

02:55:09.000 Although I guess Oscar the Grouch had every reason to be mad. 0.90

02:55:12.000 He did, but he's a little grouchy.

02:55:13.000 Have you heard Dave Chappelle's been on that?

02:55:15.000 Like, that's Oscar. 1.00

02:55:16.000 He's like, bitch! 1.00

02:55:16.000 He's grouchy. 1.00

02:55:17.000 I live in a trash can!

02:55:19.000 How do you think you would feel?

02:55:21.000 I got some more states to call.

02:55:23.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

02:55:24.000 And one of these states...

02:55:25.000 Please tell me it's out of the SEC. It actually is.

02:55:29.000 I don't like the way the shirt fits.

02:55:32.000 I feel like I'm wearing pajamas because it's new.

02:55:33.000 What is it, Delaware?

02:55:35.000 Come on.

02:55:36.000 Let's do the brought to you by Noble Gold state call.

02:55:38.000 All right, well, let's first, let people know, we have a state call.

02:55:41.000 All right, so I'm going to list these off, and then guess what?

02:55:49.000 Donald Trump commented on this one.

02:55:51.000 Wonderful.

02:55:51.000 Okay.

02:55:52.000 North Dakota's three electoral votes, South Dakota's three electoral votes, and Wyoming's three electoral votes, all going for Donald Trump.

02:55:59.000 And Texas, 40 electoral votes.

02:56:02.000 Really?

02:56:03.000 Texas.

02:56:03.000 Here we go.

02:56:04.000 I'm having a good time.

02:56:12.000 Having a good time!

02:56:14.000 Tax is staying rent with me tonight! 1.00

02:56:16.000 Suck in Boston! 1.00

02:56:18.000 Stood up from his seat! 1.00

02:56:21.000 And Dankins sure only has one eye!

02:56:24.000 How'd you lose it?

02:56:25.000 I'm gonna go!

02:56:27.000 Go! 0.95

02:56:28.000 There's no stopping me!

02:56:31.000 There's the map.

02:56:32.000 Brought to you by Noble Gold.

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02:56:36.000 Which, by the way, it's actually a good company where they don't screw you like a lot of gold companies out there.

02:56:40.000 I've said too much.

02:56:42.000 I know.

02:56:43.000 You're not saying too much.

02:56:44.000 I had to talk to you about this, and you're like, look, man, I can't sleep at night if...

02:56:47.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

02:56:47.000 What if I find the right company?

02:56:49.000 You're like, all right, if you find the right company, I'll be willing to talk about it.

02:56:51.000 And we found the right company with Noble Gold, so go support those guys.

02:56:51.000 Yes.

02:56:53.000 We absolutely have.

02:56:54.000 And by the way, I'm not joking.

02:56:55.000 I threw that gold coin and went behind the Lazy Boy.

02:56:57.000 We're going to forget about that.

02:56:58.000 Yeah, we have to find that gold coin.

02:56:59.000 Watch out.

02:57:00.000 I won't.

02:57:01.000 It's worth a lot of money.

02:57:02.000 Yeah, we haven't forgot about it.

02:57:04.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:57:05.000 I guarantee you, Sam hasn't.

02:57:08.000 Oh, my God.

02:57:10.000 Wow.

02:57:11.000 Yeah, so in about...

02:57:12.000 That was anti-Semitic.

02:57:14.000 ...10 to 15 minutes, we have Catherine from True the Vote.

02:57:17.000 She's going to come on.

02:57:18.000 We're getting a bunch of reports right now, guys.

02:57:19.000 If you're hearing anything about this, a bunch of reports of power outages in different places that you can speak to.

02:57:26.000 We've already seen the one, I think, what was that, Pennsylvania?

02:57:29.000 Yeah, we talked about Cambria County.

02:57:31.000 Yeah, Cambria County.

02:57:32.000 So apparently there are more of those happening right now.

02:57:35.000 But also...

02:57:37.000 I think I already called this, but there's some pretty good trends right now in North Carolina, pretty good trends.

02:57:42.000 I'm looking to see really what's going on in Pennsylvania right now.

02:57:45.000 Some of the early precinct votes, like it's, you're seeing Donald Trump, they're actually talking about it on CNN right now, up 106,000 votes in North Carolina.

02:57:52.000 That has switched within the last half hour to 45 minutes.

02:57:55.000 Well, yeah, but again, without having, and you can, I think, punch out a little bit with the Reuters API data a little bit.

02:58:02.000 Well, click the North Carolina one on ours.

02:58:03.000 Yeah, click North Carolina so we can bring it up for people.

02:58:06.000 That's an important one, correct?

02:58:07.000 Yeah.

02:58:07.000 Go to North Carolina.

02:58:08.000 Let's see.

02:58:09.000 Can we just look at you?

02:58:09.000 Okay, so hold on.

02:58:10.000 Yeah, just hover right there.

02:58:11.000 Hover over the entire state.

02:58:12.000 Yeah, hover over the—you might need to punch out a little bit, guys, and hover over North Carolina and the entire state.

02:58:16.000 Okay, so what do we have?

02:58:17.000 We have Donald Trump 51 to 46, and that's— He's up by over 100,000 votes.

02:58:23.000 41% of the expected votes counted.

02:58:25.000 So that could really go—that's way too early to tell.

02:58:27.000 It is.

02:58:28.000 So earlier in the night, I was watching that number.

02:58:31.000 It was actually in Harris' favor for just a little bit, and then it kind of flipped over to about 7,000-plus Donald Trump, and it's just continuing to climb.

02:58:37.000 So again, we're looking for trends here right now.

02:58:39.000 Are you still going to be a Debbie Downer?

02:58:41.000 I'm telling you what, I want to be as optimistic as you guys.

02:58:44.000 I feel you're right as far as what we're saying.

02:58:47.000 It seems like it's going to be a good night for Trump. 1.00

02:58:49.000 All that horse shit. 1.00

02:58:50.000 Here's the caveat. 1.00

02:58:52.000 What, can I swear? 1.00

02:58:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:58:53.000 What are you saying? 1.00

02:58:54.000 You're going to swallow a gun. 1.00

02:58:56.000 I love you, Gerald, but kill yourself. 1.00

02:58:58.000 Like, that's the kind of compliment you have. 1.00

02:58:59.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

02:59:01.000 Listen. 1.00

02:59:03.000 The point that they try to kill him twice is, I'm not, you can go to bed as positive as you want. 0.96

02:59:08.000 This freaking thing ain't going to be over for six months. 0.93

02:59:10.000 You guys laughed at me when I said... 0.83

02:59:12.000 I'm not laughing at you.

02:59:13.000 I hope you're wrong.

02:59:14.000 You all laughed at me when I said Biden is going to finish himself if he debates Trump.

02:59:17.000 I was right about that.

02:59:18.000 We didn't laugh at you.

02:59:20.000 Well, you had to point it out the next time I came back.

02:59:23.000 Gerald gave me props.

02:59:24.000 But listen...

02:59:25.000 I gave you what?

02:59:26.000 You gave me props.

02:59:27.000 For what? 1.00

02:59:28.000 The paranoid bastard. 1.00

02:59:29.000 You smoke weed? 1.00

02:59:31.000 No, I... You said we had to hand it to Nick.

02:59:34.000 He was right about Biden in the debate.

02:59:36.000 And I feel the same way. 0.98

02:59:38.000 Again, you've got to remember, and it wasn't Iran, and it wasn't all that crap you heard. 0.97

02:59:42.000 It was the deep state trying to whack this guy, which tells me they will stop at nothing. 0.94

02:59:48.000 I want to believe you guys, and I do.

02:59:50.000 Well, we're not making any claims yet.

02:59:52.000 We're just saying that there are a lot of positive trends.

02:59:54.000 No, absolutely.

02:59:55.000 And I agree with that.

02:59:55.000 I just said, I'm not going to, personally, I won't go to bed.

02:59:58.000 It could be a landslide.

02:59:59.000 We're not going to bed until we're calling this election.

03:00:01.000 I mean, you might take a nap, but we have a long way to go.

03:00:03.000 Oh, God, I get cocaine all over the place.

03:00:05.000 I'm already sounding like Harvey Fierstein.

03:00:06.000 So, I've got an update for us on Georgia.

03:00:08.000 Really?

03:00:09.000 We're so proud of you.

03:00:10.000 That's what we love.

03:00:11.000 That's so wrong.

03:00:12.000 Masking, taping, red hair guy.

03:00:14.000 Yeah.

03:00:14.000 Join Rumble Premium.

03:00:16.000 Join Rumble Premium.

03:00:18.000 You'll be glad you did.

03:00:19.000 Good matchmaker, matchmaker.

03:00:21.000 Oh, Jesus.

03:00:23.000 That voice hurts to listen to.

03:00:24.000 Let's just take them in small doses.

03:00:26.000 I love them.

03:00:27.000 So, a Georgia update, really quickly.

03:00:28.000 So, 68% of the vote is in, and all counties right now, except for, well, no, that one even does, has a move toward Republicans.

03:00:36.000 Let me just tell you what this is really quick before we dive into this.

03:00:40.000 So that first highlighted...

03:00:41.000 I'm the one who was sick.

03:00:45.000 What, is everyone drunk?

03:00:46.000 That first highlighted column on the left vertically, right?

03:00:49.000 You have blue at the top and then you see red down here.

03:00:51.000 That's the differential from 2020.

03:00:53.000 The next one over to the right that's highlighted again, blue at the top and then red below.

03:00:57.000 That's the differential in 2024 in these different counties or these different areas, right?

03:01:01.000 So you can look at what the areas are defined as on the far left.

03:01:04.000 All of those are pushes towards Republicans, meaning that Republicans, Donald Trump is doing better in those areas than he did in 2020 relative to his opponent.

03:01:16.000 That is fantastic news.

03:01:17.000 So even in the leftist counties.

03:01:19.000 That's what I'm asking.

03:01:21.000 So in the top one up there, you can pull that back up.

03:01:24.000 Counties and metro areas of 1 million population or more.

03:01:27.000 So there was a 15.2% spread towards Democrats there.

03:01:30.000 It's only 12.1% right now.

03:01:32.000 Is Chatham County on there?

03:01:33.000 Do you see Chatham County?

03:01:35.000 Well, these are broken up not just by counties, but this is by size.

03:01:38.000 So there's moves.

03:01:41.000 Again, we're always looking at trends right now, especially in places that matter more maybe than other places.

03:01:47.000 Obviously, everything matters, but we're looking for trends, especially early on.

03:01:50.000 But I wanted to...

03:01:52.000 I would like to have them really look at the counties that have heavy Jewish populations.

03:01:57.000 Because I think that we're going to see Jewish and Hispanic populations.

03:02:00.000 Because that's been a question mark.

03:02:01.000 We just saw it with...

03:02:02.000 In Georgia?

03:02:03.000 No, no.

03:02:03.000 I'm saying we saw it in Florida with not only Miami-Dade, the other one that was Palm Beach.

03:02:07.000 I can't remember which county it was.

03:02:08.000 But if you guys can let me know, I'm willing to bet that's the reason for such a huge point.

03:02:12.000 Because Donald Trump had already made the gains he was going to make.

03:02:14.000 Like, Florida was no longer a swing state.

03:02:16.000 Why did it go that?

03:02:18.000 Much more red tonight.

03:02:20.000 So please, guys, that's really what I want you to dive into because that will give us a pretty good idea.

03:02:24.000 And if we look at that and cross-reference it with 800,000 Jewish voters in Pennsylvania, it may give us a good idea as to the movement.

03:02:31.000 So please, guys, if you guys can look into that.

03:02:33.000 It sucks at counting votes, man.

03:02:35.000 There's only 16% of the vote in so far. 0.99

03:02:36.000 Trump is closing the gap, which was expected, right?

03:02:39.000 So we have to wait just a little bit longer on that. 0.99

03:02:41.000 They suck at it intentionally. 0.96

03:02:43.000 You know what? 0.99

03:02:44.000 You might be right on that.

03:02:45.000 It's 154 electoral votes right now for Trump, 27 for Kamala Harris, so we'll keep you updated there.

03:02:51.000 I've got another update.

03:02:52.000 Virginia, 50% of the vote in.

03:02:53.000 Trump is leading by 0.7% in Virginia right now.

03:02:56.000 But that may not matter at all if they're not bringing in Fairfax, if they're not bringing in...

03:03:00.000 But it's just one of those things.

03:03:02.000 We're updating you.

03:03:03.000 We can get you an idea of where they've reported right now.

03:03:06.000 Also, North Carolina, 41% of the vote in Trump is leading by five points in North Carolina right now.

03:03:11.000 So again, trends.

03:03:11.000 These are just trends.

03:03:12.000 We're just giving you the numbers.

03:03:13.000 In other words, we're giving you the numbers that they are giving you right now.

03:03:15.000 This is what you would get.

03:03:16.000 Let's bring up CNN really quickly.

03:03:17.000 This is what they will give you on CNN. They're not going to give you anything super granular as to why the change.

03:03:22.000 The contrast, the context of 2020 is what matters.

03:03:25.000 Right now, they're just kind of saying, ah, we got this vote.

03:03:27.000 This is coming in.

03:03:28.000 We got this vote.

03:03:28.000 If they see any trends, they don't want to let you know.

03:03:30.000 But I also think that Russell Brand made a very good point.

03:03:33.000 If we have any leftist meltdowns or we have any coverage of those on the left and what they're seeing tonight and what they are feeling, because it would be interesting to see how confident they are.

03:03:41.000 But before that, we do have him on retainer, and so we are going to need to check in with our on-the-ground correspondent.

03:03:48.000 Dear God, I hope this goes well.

03:03:49.000 well, we have Thomas Finnegan.

03:03:50.000 All right, all right, Finnegan, what are you seeing out there on this historic night?

03:04:03.000 Hi, Steven.

03:04:04.000 Hi.

03:04:05.000 Where are you?

03:04:06.000 It looks...

03:04:08.000 quiet.

03:04:09.000 I wanted to tackle a few states at the same time, so I'm in the Northwest.

03:04:13.000 Do you mean like Oregon?

03:04:15.000 No.

03:04:16.000 Do you mean like...

03:04:17.000 Well, you're in the actual Northwest, as in like the Northwest Territories in Canada?

03:04:21.000 Yeah, I figured it would give me a good overview of what's going on down below.

03:04:26.000 Okay, listen up.

03:04:27.000 I have a mission for you, Finnegan.

03:04:29.000 Get to Pennsylvania, the state in America.

03:04:32.000 On your mark, get set, go!

03:04:35.000 Do something useful.

03:04:36.000 Go! 0.95

03:04:38.000 Go! 0.95

03:04:40.000 All right.

03:04:49.000 This whole set awkward sound.

03:04:54.000 He didn't know which way to go.

03:04:56.000 No, he didn't know which way to go.

03:04:57.000 He wanted to obey the command and go, but he just didn't know where to go.

03:05:01.000 Right.

03:05:02.000 That's important.

03:05:02.000 I thought you were about to give me an update.

03:05:04.000 I live in Chatham County.

03:05:06.000 Where Savannah is.

03:05:08.000 But Savannah is a small city.

03:05:10.000 Riveting!

03:05:10.000 Wait, I thought we had all of a sudden.

03:05:12.000 This fucking Mulcahy is out there. 1.00

03:05:16.000 You know what? 1.00

03:05:16.000 I don't like the angst here. 1.00

03:05:17.000 Because look, this is the most watched stream in the world.

03:05:20.000 And you know what?

03:05:20.000 We've got to keep this positive.

03:05:21.000 So let's all look at CNN and let's hate them. 0.89

03:05:24.000 Okay.

03:05:25.000 The fight's out there!

03:05:26.000 The fight's out there! 0.96

03:05:28.000 Look at what these dopes are saying. 0.99

03:05:32.000 Oh, really?

03:05:36.000 She needs those votes right there. 1.00

03:05:40.000 She needs Pennsylvania. 0.99

03:05:43.000 P.S. I'm shaped like a pear.

03:05:45.000 If you've been working at CNN for 25 years, you're a I met him once.

03:05:51.000 I was doing HLN. That's when Dr.

03:05:53.000 Drew was on HLN. He walked out of the green room and he goes, Oh!

03:05:58.000 Steven Crowder!

03:05:59.000 And I remember I didn't say, Oh, John King, not because I didn't recognize him, but I'd never seen...

03:06:02.000 You know like in the movie Grease when Danny Zuko goes like this?

03:06:06.000 You told me this.

03:06:07.000 That's John King.

03:06:09.000 It's like, wah!

03:06:11.000 Somebody else told me that.

03:06:12.000 He's shaped like baby geniuses.

03:06:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:06:15.000 Like a fucking pear. 1.00

03:06:16.000 It's really, like, it's bizarre. 0.99

03:06:18.000 I mean, I don't know if it's a Bosque or a Bartlett, but the one that has the really wide end.

03:06:22.000 He's banging Dana Bash.

03:06:23.000 What?

03:06:24.000 Yeah, I think they're married.

03:06:25.000 He what?

03:06:25.000 He's bashing Dana Bash.

03:06:27.000 Oh, no, no. 1.00

03:06:29.000 Do you think when they roleplay he goes, I don't want to hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in! 0.95

03:06:37.000 Yeah, I'm 99% sure he's married to Dana Bash. 0.95

03:06:39.000 No, no, no, he's not.

03:06:40.000 No, no.

03:06:41.000 I mean, I don't know.

03:06:42.000 I don't care.

03:06:42.000 And by the way, it's Dana Bash.

03:06:45.000 That's right.

03:06:45.000 It's Dana Bash because she wants to be self-important.

03:06:48.000 She has a penis. 1.00

03:06:51.000 Maybe. 1.00

03:06:52.000 Nick just zagged on me.

03:06:54.000 He corrects her name appropriately.

03:06:55.000 I'm like, all right, he's got a conscience.

03:06:57.000 I did. 0.77

03:06:58.000 I gave you the dead leg.

03:07:00.000 All right, since I know that we're going to have a little bit of time here before the next states are going to be called, and by the way, please, everyone you're watching, share.

03:07:06.000 If you're on X, share.

03:07:07.000 You're on YouTube, share.

03:07:08.000 You're on Rumble, share.

03:07:09.000 Hit like...

03:07:10.000 Sunny?

03:07:11.000 Do we have...

03:07:11.000 Is it still DDoS attack?

03:07:12.000 The electionintegritymap.com?

03:07:14.000 Okay, so it's been under attack, but we have all of this that we are providing to you.

03:07:18.000 Here, live.

03:07:18.000 So if you want that data, I guess you have to tune in until we make it available.

03:07:21.000 And of course, you can still report at lwctipsatprotonmail.com because we do have our boots on the ground right now.

03:07:28.000 I'm checking everything out.

03:07:29.000 And look, it's always slow going when it starts.

03:07:32.000 And then when it gets wild and wooly, they're going to be calling some states.

03:07:35.000 They're going to be trying to push you one way.

03:07:37.000 And we're going to say, ah, not on my watch.

03:07:40.000 I don't have a watch.

03:07:41.000 Not on my watch.

03:07:42.000 Not on my watch, I said.

03:07:44.000 But!

03:07:44.000 What?

03:07:45.000 I did pull up Chatham County because Nick kept bringing it up if we want to see it.

03:07:49.000 It's on the main map.

03:07:50.000 How many things have I asked you for?

03:07:51.000 Uh-oh.

03:07:52.000 I'm afraid to look at this.

03:07:53.000 And you hadn't brought it up?

03:07:54.000 Not once?

03:07:55.000 Yeah, I know, because Nick hits people.

03:07:56.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:07:57.000 All right.

03:07:57.000 Okay, what did you bring up?

03:07:59.000 Chatham County?

03:07:59.000 It's on the map next to you.

03:08:01.000 Okay, it's on the map.

03:08:01.000 So we have Chatham County, Georgia.

03:08:03.000 It's a lot of colleges.

03:08:04.000 Kamala Harris is only 6% of the expected votes counted, and Kamala Harris is 73% of the votes. 0.81

03:08:09.000 So it's kind of insignificant at this point.

03:08:11.000 All right.

03:08:11.000 Only 6% counted.

03:08:12.000 I got in a fight with an old man when I was voting last week.

03:08:14.000 Oh, really?

03:08:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:08:16.000 Fucking yelled at me on the way in for no reason. 0.99

03:08:18.000 Really? 1.00

03:08:18.000 No reason? 1.00

03:08:22.000 It sounded like Colin Quinn and every one of my friends.

03:08:25.000 Nick, it probably was maybe some reason.

03:08:29.000 I walk in, I get a phone in my hand, and this old guy goes, I said, where's your phone?

03:08:33.000 And I said, what?

03:08:35.000 I didn't know if he said, put your phone away or keep it in your hand.

03:08:38.000 So I got closer to him, because I couldn't understand him, and he goes, you got an ID? And I go, yeah.

03:08:44.000 I start to take it out.

03:08:45.000 He goes, not for me, in there!

03:08:47.000 I'm not exaggerating.

03:08:48.000 This was his tone.

03:08:49.000 So I go, Jesus, okay. 0.99

03:08:51.000 The part that Nick didn't tell you is he invaded his personal space and there was a picture of his balls. 0.99

03:08:56.000 What are you doing, Colin? 0.99

03:08:59.000 So I voted and I was fuming.

03:09:01.000 So I went out.

03:09:02.000 You can't go back out the way you came in.

03:09:04.000 So I went around the building and I came back in and he's so old he didn't recognize me.

03:09:08.000 He goes, come on in. 1.00

03:09:09.000 I go, kiss my ass, little man. 1.00

03:09:12.000 A bunch of black people behind me laughing their balls off. 1.00

03:09:14.000 Outside, they hurt me. 0.99

03:09:15.000 They would find that funny.

03:09:18.000 They were laughing their balls off.

03:09:20.000 And my wife, who voted like an hour after me, we usually go together and she had something to do. 0.99

03:09:23.000 She comes home, I go, did you get yelled at?

03:09:25.000 She goes, yo, I yelled at me too. 0.96

03:09:28.000 So it wasn't just me.

03:09:29.000 Just picturing both of you.

03:09:30.000 Oh, God yelled at me.

03:09:31.000 I took my license out.

03:09:33.000 He goes, not for me.

03:09:34.000 Speaking of yelling, it's actually...

03:09:37.000 No, we've been putting this off.

03:09:39.000 It's time for tonight's first 7 plus 1.

03:09:43.000 Oh, jeez.

03:09:43.000 Okay, it's time for tonight's first tool man.

03:09:47.000 And everyone, you have your sheets there.

03:09:49.000 It's things that Trump will do on day one of his presidency.

03:09:52.000 It's time for tonight's 7 plus 1.

03:09:53.000 Oh, God, I'm blind.

03:09:58.000 That's not-- - You forgot Sivan in the chamber.

03:10:05.000 They always forget the one in the chamber.

03:10:06.000 This is 7 plus 1 things Donald Trump is going to do on day 1 of his presidency.

03:10:11.000 Number 7, Gerald Morgan.

03:10:13.000 Alright, he's going to convert the White House kitchen to a McDonald's.

03:10:17.000 That's pretty good.

03:10:18.000 That's actually not bad.

03:10:19.000 That would be fun.

03:10:20.000 Terrific.

03:10:21.000 She's not allowed back there.

03:10:22.000 Number 6 is, he'll get a new White House dog! 1.00

03:10:26.000 And call the bitch Pelosi. 1.00

03:10:28.000 That's the correct use of the word. 1.00

03:10:30.000 I love it.

03:10:31.000 That's what it'll do.

03:10:32.000 Seven plus one things Donald Trump will do.

03:10:33.000 Day one of his presidency.

03:10:34.000 Number five, Nick DiPaolo.

03:10:36.000 Replace the bust of MLK with the bust of Stormy Daniels.

03:10:39.000 Hey! 0.99

03:10:41.000 Look!

03:10:42.000 Yes!

03:10:42.000 For all her faults!

03:10:43.000 I was hoping you'd do it.

03:10:44.000 It's the one that's blameless.

03:10:48.000 Why was she black? 1.00

03:10:49.000 Number four is bronze. 0.88

03:10:51.000 Number four, add bumfights to PBS programming. 0.99

03:10:57.000 I guess they can do that.

03:10:59.000 The stroke of a pen.

03:11:01.000 Love bumfights. 1.00

03:11:02.000 Hey, that'll get funding.

03:11:05.000 Number three, Gerald Morgan.

03:11:08.000 Signs executive order that Biden can host his mall walking group in the White House.

03:11:12.000 Well, that's charitable.

03:11:15.000 How many precepts do you want to do here, pal?

03:11:17.000 Only from 5am to 6am, sir. 1.00

03:11:20.000 And then the entire time he walks by, he's like, I want to smack his ass! 0.99

03:11:23.000 I used to sit in that office. 1.00

03:11:24.000 Yeah, sure you did.

03:11:25.000 Such a weird insult.

03:11:29.000 Sorry, Mr. 1.00

03:11:30.000 Former President, that you want to smack men's asses. 0.99

03:11:35.000 Number two, post Biden's Corvette on Facebook Marketplace. 1.00

03:11:39.000 Well, that seems like payback.

03:11:40.000 That could seem a little bit spiteful.

03:11:42.000 And the number one thing Donald Trump will do on the first day of his presidency, Nick DiPaolo.

03:11:47.000 Bug bomb! 1.00

03:11:48.000 What?

03:11:50.000 Oh, Tool Man was like, hey!

03:11:54.000 Just remember, Tool Man, the plus one thing he will do, actually, is deport E. Jean Carroll. 1.00

03:12:01.000 Oh, but wait, and ricochet one, and euthanize her vagina. 1.00

03:12:07.000 Ricochet two. 1.00

03:12:08.000 Her pussy. 1.00

03:12:10.000 I met the cat. 1.00

03:12:12.000 That's been this week, seven plus one.

03:12:14.000 There's more.

03:12:15.000 You forgot the van in the chamber.

03:12:22.000 I almost pulled a Biden.

03:12:23.000 I was gonna go bug bomb Photoshop.

03:12:29.000 Just keep reading.

03:12:33.000 We do have Catherine from Truth or Vote to give us an update, like I said, about the power outages, if you want to go to her.

03:12:39.000 How tall is she and what does she weigh? 1.00

03:12:41.000 Okay.

03:12:41.000 And I literally am getting like a pain in myself.

03:12:43.000 I'm going to need a break just because I'm getting the cramping.

03:12:46.000 You know what?

03:12:47.000 You've done a good job so far.

03:12:48.000 We'll let you have a break after this.

03:12:50.000 After this?

03:12:50.000 After this.

03:12:51.000 Take a mite off a crisis.

03:12:52.000 You think you can make it through this?

03:12:53.000 Yeah, I'm sure I can make it through this.

03:12:54.000 I just, you know...

03:12:55.000 Okay. 0.99

03:12:57.000 Nobody's gonna know if you crap your pants.

03:13:01.000 These mics aren't that sensitive. 0.69

03:13:02.000 Careful what you wish for.

03:13:03.000 You will.

03:13:04.000 And if there's something that happens when it hits cotton, it's not like a normal evacuation.

03:13:08.000 I don't know what it is, but...

03:13:09.000 It's a totally different deal.

03:13:10.000 That's right where the gold coin went.

03:13:13.000 Exactly.

03:13:13.000 Right where the gold coin went.

03:13:14.000 All right.

03:13:14.000 All aimed at me.

03:13:15.000 Mustard gas.

03:13:16.000 So we have...

03:13:17.000 Who is it who we have?

03:13:18.000 We have...

03:13:19.000 Catherine from True the Vote.

03:13:20.000 Catherine from True the Vote.

03:13:21.000 There's an update with what's going on in Pennsylvania.

03:13:22.000 Well, maybe other places, too.

03:13:24.000 So let's see what she has to say.

03:13:25.000 Let's bring on Miss... 1.00

03:13:26.000 I'll call her Miss True the Vote. 0.65

03:13:27.000 Okay.

03:13:27.000 Miss Catherine True the Vote.

03:13:32.000 Miss Catherine... 1.00

03:13:33.000 Because I'm going to get you...

03:13:34.000 I always get the last name.

03:13:35.000 Catherine Engelbrecht? 0.89

03:13:36.000 Do I have that right?

03:13:37.000 Engelbrecht?

03:13:39.000 I want to make sure I have the name right.

03:13:40.000 I don't want to be the person who gets it wrong.

03:13:45.000 Catherine, thank you for being with us.

03:13:47.000 Of course, you are here on behalf of True the Vote.

03:13:49.000 You guys are doing great work.

03:13:51.000 And keep in mind, I'm in a little bit of a silo here, but Gerald was going, we're going to have an update.

03:13:56.000 So I'm going in blind.

03:13:57.000 What is it that's going on here right now?

03:14:01.000 Well, you know, I think overall, we talked about electric outages, which have sort of resolved themselves over the course of the evening as the polls stayed open later.

03:14:11.000 But midday, we saw power outages in Pennsylvania and Ohio and Nevada and Texas.

03:14:18.000 And that was a little curious.

03:14:20.000 We'll look into that deeper tomorrow.

03:14:23.000 But everybody got back online.

03:14:26.000 And, you know, that plus bomb threats led to extended hours at the polls.

03:14:32.000 And still people standing in line.

03:14:34.000 We just got a report from a group out in New Jersey that, you know, the state's already been called, but they were in line when their polls closed at 8 o'clock, and they are projecting still four more hours in line, over 1,000 people in line.

03:14:47.000 Oh, wow.

03:14:48.000 So, you know, it's a curious night in that respect, that people are staying and just they want to have their vote count.

03:14:57.000 But on balance, I'll say that...

03:15:02.000 We had the power outages, we had machine failures, we had a lot of concerns about non-citizen voting.

03:15:10.000 We were hearing that coming in from election workers and their limited capacity to do anything about that.

03:15:17.000 All of this we're going to have to take up in the days ahead.

03:15:23.000 But, you know, I think that the headline is that we saw massive turnout and we made it through.

03:15:29.000 Well, we've made it through thus far.

03:15:31.000 It's just one of those things where you can never know how much has happened with those outages and how many people.

03:15:36.000 You know, people work.

03:15:37.000 People have plans.

03:15:38.000 People have to get babysitters.

03:15:39.000 And so for that to happen in the most secure, mind you, the most fair election of our lifetime.

03:15:46.000 But now this one.

03:15:46.000 Sorry, that was the last one.

03:15:47.000 You know, it's a tough pill to swallow, I think, for a lot of people.

03:15:50.000 So...

03:15:51.000 Alright, and is there anything else that you're seeing on the ground as far as good news there, I believe in Pennsylvania?

03:16:00.000 Yeah, I mean, good news is just the massive turnout, clearly, of voters, but also of election workers and volunteers.

03:16:08.000 I mean, at True the Vote, I've been around for a good long while.

03:16:11.000 We have never seen the level of enthusiasm and engagement that we've seen this cycle.

03:16:18.000 And it's just also people knowing what to look for, which has been very helpful in resolving Things that, you know, can be easily resolved, but if you don't know what you're seeing, it can also spin up and out of control.

03:16:32.000 So I think just, you know, we've gotten a lot older and wiser since 2020, and it bodes well for election integrity.

03:16:41.000 Lots of problems, not going to sugarcoat it, but...

03:16:46.000 It's better than 2020 by a long shot.

03:16:48.000 Well, thank you so much.

03:16:49.000 We appreciate the work that you are doing, and we obviously will be checking in all night if there's something else that happens, an update.

03:16:54.000 True the Vote, and where's the best place for people to go and keep an eye on what it is that you're doing?

03:17:02.000 TrueTheVote.org is our website, but we've been posting on social platforms at TrueTheVote with things that are coming in, and people can continue to catch up with updates there throughout the night.

03:17:12.000 Thank you so much, Catherine.

03:17:12.000 Okay.

03:17:13.000 We appreciate it.

03:17:14.000 We'll check back in with you.

03:17:15.000 This has been Catherine of True the Vote, ladies and gentlemen.

03:17:20.000 Did she say Jersey was called?

03:17:24.000 Did she just say that New Jersey was called?

03:17:26.000 Yeah.

03:17:27.000 I think so.

03:17:28.000 I know I heard that.

03:17:29.000 I don't know.

03:17:29.000 I don't know because I feel as though I'm about to give birth to a Ridley Scott character.

03:17:33.000 So, uh, it's just something...

03:17:35.000 We've got the...

03:17:36.000 We can take a break.

03:17:37.000 Get the truth.

03:17:38.000 Well, yeah, but I... Yes, but...

03:17:39.000 Wait, get the...

03:17:39.000 What?

03:17:40.000 Get the truth?

03:17:40.000 What do you mean get the truth?

03:17:41.000 What the hell are you talking about?

03:17:42.000 Get the truth. 0.93

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03:17:43.000 What do you mean?

03:17:44.000 What do you mean?

03:17:44.000 What am I talking about?

03:17:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:17:45.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.

03:17:46.000 Fine.

03:17:47.000 But was Jersey called?

03:17:48.000 That's what you said.

03:17:49.000 Not officially.

03:17:50.000 We're looking at the map right now.

03:17:52.000 It's not officially called.

03:17:53.000 Can we look over New Jersey right now and let's see how many votes are coming in?

03:17:56.000 Did anybody else hear that?

03:17:57.000 No, I heard it too and I was actually kind of surprised.

03:17:59.000 Bring it over New Jersey.

03:18:00.000 49% of the vote, expected votes counted and it's a 10 point spread for Kamala Harris right now and I don't really know if we look into the...

03:18:08.000 Can you click in, zoom in a little bit on Jersey?

03:18:12.000 Let's see if we're looking at...

03:18:12.000 Okay, Trenton.

03:18:13.000 Can you go over Trenton?

03:18:15.000 Let's see, that's 45% of the expected votes counted, okay.

03:18:18.000 And then go to Newark.

03:18:21.000 Newark, that's 60% of the votes counted, okay.

03:18:23.000 Then go to, I don't have the name of the county, but that deep red county right there.

03:18:28.000 69% of Ocean County.

03:18:31.000 I think Monmouth is right above it.

03:18:33.000 Yep, right above it.

03:18:35.000 81%.

03:18:35.000 Let's look at those other two red counties right up there.

03:18:38.000 Sussex, yeah.

03:18:39.000 Yeah, 37% and the one above it.

03:18:41.000 One below it, 51%.

03:18:43.000 So, we're still looking at, I mean, it's still pretty, that's actually a pretty good idea of what New Jersey is looking like.

03:18:47.000 It probably will look at something like a 10-point spread, because they've counted quite a substantial amount from the red counties and from the blue counties.

03:18:55.000 Wouldn't be surprised to see it oscillate, you know, a few points.

03:18:57.000 But that's interesting.

03:18:57.000 Let's say that Jersey is a 10-point spread, or an 8-point spread.

03:19:02.000 I don't know what that puts us as far as historically with Jersey.

03:19:06.000 How Biden performed in 2020.

03:19:08.000 Yeah, how Biden performed in 2020.

03:19:10.000 So I do know, look, I'm going to be back probably in a different shirt because it's been three and a half hours.

03:19:15.000 No, you changed shirts already.

03:19:16.000 I know I changed shirts, but...

03:19:17.000 You can change again.

03:19:17.000 Yeah, I'm going to change shirts again.

03:19:18.000 Okay.

03:19:18.000 Because I'm sweating.

03:19:19.000 Let's do it.

03:19:20.000 And we do have...

03:19:21.000 Hold on, let me make sure I got this right.

03:19:22.000 Oh! 0.60

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03:22:07.000 I can't stop The things I see Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.

03:22:25.000 Grab my phone, just to hear.

03:22:29.000 Calling donors, drinking beer. 0.86

03:22:33.000 I wish you would disappear. 1.00

03:22:38.000 I can smell bullshit from here The bitch is cringy Like a what else This bitch is cringy But I can't help myself We'll be right back. 1.00

03:23:00.000 Can't wait till election's through. 1.00

03:23:04.000 I'll be president, all thanks to you.

03:23:09.000 This myth is cringy I know what else This myth is cringy And I think she needs hair Good BBQs! 1.00

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03:23:59.000 We did it!

03:24:00.000 We did it, Joe! 1.00

03:24:02.000 This bitch is cringy! 1.00

03:24:05.000 Like a what-else! 1.00

03:24:10.000 This bitch is cringy! 1.00

03:24:12.000 She needs professional hair. 1.00

03:24:15.000 Good afternoon.

03:24:37.000 I'm the president's press secretary.

03:24:39.000 How are you all? 0.99

03:24:41.000 You look miserable. 0.89

03:24:42.000 Seen happier faces in the waiting room at Sloan Kettering. 0.99

03:24:46.000 Why is the president calling Black Lives Matter a symbol of hate?

03:24:54.000 Calling Black Lives Matter a symbol of hate?

03:24:57.000 Well, why are you guys calling the Confederate flag a symbol of hate? 1.00

03:25:03.000 My wife has that tattoo on her ass. 1.00

03:25:05.000 That's why I married her. 1.00

03:25:08.000 And let me tell you something.

03:25:10.000 The Klan's mission, not the transmission, the Klan's mission was not to overthrow the American government.

03:25:17.000 It was Black Lives Matter.

03:25:19.000 It's right in the mission statement to this day.

03:25:23.000 So it's a sign of hate.

03:25:27.000 There's no doubt about it.

03:25:28.000 And you don't have to watch an NBA game to feel that way.

03:25:31.000 Colton, are you watching that louder with Crowder again? 0.99

03:25:49.000 Dammit, there it is, Josephine. 1.00

03:25:51.000 You just made me miss the damn punchline. 1.00

03:25:53.000 I can't even have any time to myself. 0.99

03:25:55.000 All I want is 45 minutes every damn day to be informed on the issues of the day while watching it in the package. 0.98

03:26:02.000 It keeps me entertained, but you have to ruin it because you want to watch your wife swap. 1.00

03:26:07.000 Calm down.

03:26:08.000 Why you gotta be so mean?

03:26:10.000 Mean?

03:26:11.000 Y'all don't work all day for you woman up in bed, don't I? A bunch of that damn couch! 1.00

03:26:16.000 You didn't buy that, you found it! 1.00

03:26:21.000 Whatever happens, it's a f***ing thought that counts! 0.69

03:26:25.000 You know what?

03:26:27.000 Thanks to the app, I can watch a lot of whatever I want.

03:26:30.000 I'm going to go be educating my truck.

03:26:32.000 The judge goes, "I'm sorry, are you objecting to your client?" The objection is sustained.

03:26:38.000 He doesn't have to answer it.

03:26:39.000 The problem was a real shooting, but he wasn't part of a government mind-trop. 0.99

03:26:44.000 Josephine, what the f**k do you rather?! 1.00

03:26:49.000 Alright, we're back.

03:26:51.000 That clip is just reminding me of growing up in Missouri, which I don't think yet has been called.

03:26:56.000 We've still got an incredible break going on here.

03:26:59.000 Guys are working around the clock trying to get things done.

03:27:02.000 You know, we've been under the DDoS attack with the election integrity map, but so glad to be here.

03:27:08.000 Bill Richmond, the half-Asian lawyer.

03:27:10.000 We've got Nick is trying to get some food down because he's the only one who's willing to stay in here and keep working besides the three guys.

03:27:17.000 I was scarfing my sandwich while trying to explain to you.

03:27:21.000 You sit in the chair, Bill.

03:27:22.000 Man, dude, you definitely dunked that like Kamala and Willie Brown. 0.99

03:27:25.000 I mean, that was, dude, excellent.

03:27:27.000 So what do we got going on here?

03:27:29.000 What kind of blathering we got going on on CNN right now?

03:27:32.000 Out of that breakdown, the at least 419,000, there are overall 96,000 day of votes in Gwinnett, 322,000 early votes.

03:27:43.000 So if you look at the numbers here, the rough estimate of...

03:27:46.000 We've been seeing some craziness on the election integrity map with Georgia.

03:27:50.000 We've not yet seen it in some of the counties that are still going on, but I don't know.

03:27:54.000 We'll see.

03:27:55.000 We'll see what we've got happening.

03:27:56.000 Craziness like hell, like...

03:27:57.000 You know, just various reports, right?

03:27:59.000 Because we're seeing folks who are seeing kind of anomalies, right?

03:28:02.000 And sometimes it's, hey, I moved to a new county or I'm in a new state and I'm voting there for the first time.

03:28:06.000 And they're really unsure about what's happening.

03:28:08.000 Wasn't there a call to action from some UK organization to fly people over into swing states?

03:28:14.000 Yes, there was.

03:28:15.000 Okay, so that did happen.

03:28:16.000 It did.

03:28:17.000 It did, absolutely.

03:28:19.000 So, Gerald.

03:28:20.000 I'm having some, like, nostalgia moments here, Bill.

03:28:23.000 I know, I know.

03:28:24.000 You and I used to spar quite a bit.

03:28:25.000 Nick, you think?

03:28:26.000 It was a good time.

03:28:27.000 I loved everything about Gerald B., you know, Gerald A., you know.

03:28:33.000 One of the Gerald's.

03:28:34.000 One of the Gerald's.

03:28:35.000 How many Gerald iterations are there?

03:28:37.000 Well, I've killed some of the other ones, so I don't know.

03:28:39.000 At this point, I think we're all.

03:28:41.000 It reminds me of my favorite Jet Li movie, just traveling the timelines.

03:28:45.000 Continuum, yes.

03:28:46.000 I'm just waiting for the Constantine reference.

03:28:48.000 Well, I was thinking gay Highlander, but... 0.93

03:28:54.000 Absolutely.

03:28:55.000 No, you know, I heard people always let me know as soon as there's a rumor about Constantine 2, they're like, Bill, Bill, hey, hey, Constantine 2, it's happening.

03:29:02.000 You don't have any, you know, sense of taste in movies, but that's okay.

03:29:06.000 Nonetheless, I do believe that the Constantine franchise should come back, but people are not here for that.

03:29:11.000 They are not.

03:29:11.000 Though they should be.

03:29:12.000 So we're still keeping an eye on this.

03:29:14.000 So what we're looking for right now, and I know we have, I think we're going to call, we're going to do some stuff in a minute probably on states.

03:29:22.000 I'm not going to say it like that.

03:29:22.000 Okay, yeah.

03:29:23.000 Hmm.

03:29:26.000 So, we're looking at trends right now in these places that people care a lot about.

03:29:30.000 Again, there are states that everybody cares about.

03:29:32.000 Every single state got it, right?

03:29:33.000 But there are states that we've identified as kind of bellwethers looking for trends.

03:29:37.000 Georgia right now is trending well.

03:29:39.000 North Carolina is trending well.

03:29:40.000 We're trying to get some data together on Pennsylvania because everybody's been talking about this.

03:29:45.000 And obviously, CNN came on just a minute ago and they were saying, look, obviously, Pennsylvania, this is all going to come down to this.

03:29:50.000 It was a newsflash moment to them that was like, oh my gosh, it's Pennsylvania.

03:29:54.000 Who knew?

03:29:55.000 You know what you could have done to lock up Pennsylvania?

03:29:57.000 Pick the Jewish governor as your vice president. 0.73

03:30:00.000 They're not into the Jews. 0.99

03:30:02.000 They're not into them. 0.98

03:30:03.000 These Jews!

03:30:06.000 I thought they were going to say South Dakota, right?

03:30:08.000 They said Pennsylvania.

03:30:09.000 And you thought they were going to go to South Dakota.

03:30:11.000 No, like we thought that they were going to say some other state matter.

03:30:14.000 Yeah.

03:30:15.000 Right?

03:30:15.000 We all know Pennsylvania is important.

03:30:17.000 Well, it's like Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin.

03:30:19.000 Really?

03:30:20.000 I didn't know that.

03:30:21.000 Surprisingly.

03:30:22.000 Just this election?

03:30:23.000 That's the only one?

03:30:24.000 Yeah, so they're looking for some data on that.

03:30:26.000 Hey! 0.99

03:30:30.000 My kids are part Mexican, so they tried to get the job.

03:30:33.000 I told them it's past their bedtime.

03:30:35.000 Sorry, I didn't think.

03:30:35.000 No, no, no!

03:30:36.000 Get in here! 0.99

03:30:37.000 No, no, no!

03:30:37.000 You know what?

03:30:39.000 Yeah, I'm gonna come hang out with Nick.

03:30:42.000 There you go. 1.00

03:30:45.000 He said, get the fuck out, Nick! 1.00

03:30:51.000 Nick was like, huh? 1.00

03:30:52.000 What'd you say?

03:30:53.000 You can chill for a little bit.

03:30:57.000 Yeah, have a bite.

03:30:58.000 I didn't realize you were pet.

03:31:00.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

03:31:03.000 Sit in a seat.

03:31:04.000 It's like a bee's nest out there, man.

03:31:06.000 Come back in whenever you want.

03:31:09.000 We'll bring in...

03:31:10.000 We have Lane.

03:31:11.000 We have some major updates.

03:31:11.000 Sorry, my fever's creeping back up a little bit.

03:31:13.000 Is it?

03:31:14.000 Just a little.

03:31:15.000 Tinnitus is a sign when I get the...

03:31:20.000 Oh, no.

03:31:20.000 That's gotta be annoying.

03:31:21.000 What did I miss?

03:31:22.000 Oh, there we got Josh Feierstein.

03:31:24.000 Josh making an appearance.

03:31:25.000 How are you, sir?

03:31:26.000 Yeah.

03:31:27.000 What?

03:31:28.000 I want to make sure that I got...

03:31:30.000 All right.

03:31:32.000 What did I miss?

03:31:33.000 Sorry, everybody.

03:31:34.000 I also changed shirts.

03:31:36.000 I was sweating quite a bit.

03:31:39.000 It's a part of you.

03:31:40.000 It's one of those days.

03:31:41.000 Sorry, buddy.

03:31:42.000 No, I'm glad to be here.

03:31:43.000 It's a great night.

03:31:44.000 I'm not going to let something like a little flesh-eating virus.

03:31:47.000 Like a volcano coming out of your posterior keep you from the chair.

03:31:50.000 Got it.

03:31:50.000 He said posterior.

03:31:51.000 I thought he was going to say the P word.

03:31:53.000 I thought so.

03:31:53.000 That's what it sounded like.

03:31:55.000 It was close.

03:31:55.000 He was going to hard P. Yeah, because he has a mouth on him.

03:31:58.000 Yeah, Gerald's always going off cursing.

03:32:01.000 He's the reason we had the dub button in the first place.

03:32:03.000 Actually, you know what?

03:32:04.000 That part's not even a joke.

03:32:05.000 I know.

03:32:07.000 Anytime I quote CDC, it's like, I was going to say, the number of legal hours expended over Gerald's small shoes.

03:32:14.000 And by the way, for people out there, this is also to put some conspiracy, because people are like, you know, I haven't seen Half Asian Bill.

03:32:18.000 He must have not worked there.

03:32:19.000 No, he actually has, like, a full-time job.

03:32:21.000 He runs a firm.

03:32:23.000 Allegedly, yes.

03:32:24.000 Though, I have been seeing some of your stand-up.

03:32:26.000 How many stand-up sets did you want to do this week?

03:32:28.000 Okay, so my goal was to just do stand-up this year, and then in March I started doing it, so I've done now 74 sets, and then started a legal comedy podcast, Hardly Legal, so you can go to hardlylegal.com, submit calls, we answer questions, it's a good time.

03:32:43.000 Well, nobody said you could plug your podcast.

03:32:44.000 No, no, no, no, no, I'm plugging it because people, half the calls we get are about Gerald.

03:32:49.000 They're sexual harassment calls from about Gerald, yeah.

03:32:52.000 And it's all guys.

03:32:54.000 That's the weird part.

03:32:55.000 Well, they do identify as guys.

03:32:58.000 Usually they don't report, but it's so egregious.

03:33:00.000 I know.

03:33:01.000 We immediately hang up.

03:33:02.000 We're like, no, Gerald's safe.

03:33:04.000 Don't you love how we bring in Josh and he doesn't have the look of death on his face like we're starting to get?

03:33:09.000 No, I like...

03:33:10.000 He looks fresh-faced.

03:33:11.000 Well, yeah.

03:33:12.000 He looks fresh-faced.

03:33:13.000 Cough on him.

03:33:13.000 Yeah, I made a couple bets that I ended up selling and making some money on him already.

03:33:17.000 Why are you doing your De Niro face?

03:33:19.000 I don't know.

03:33:20.000 You know you can't bet on our stream being removed.

03:33:23.000 Which, by the way, you guys can go check.

03:33:24.000 Can we check that in with the Polymarket, the betting odds on this show being taken down from YouTube?

03:33:29.000 Let's check in right now.

03:33:30.000 The Polymarket check-in to see.

03:33:32.000 I know Noodles has to bring it up, so I have to kill some time.

03:33:35.000 Let's check in.

03:33:39.000 And the bets are...

03:33:41.000 Oh, 26% chance that this show gets removed.

03:33:45.000 That's fine.

03:33:47.000 Hey, you know what?

03:33:47.000 While we're here...

03:33:48.000 That's a better chance than Kamala has of winning right now on the same map.

03:33:50.000 I was going to say, can we check and see what her odds are right now for the overall?

03:33:53.000 That's not the same.

03:33:55.000 Good golly!

03:33:56.000 Wow!

03:33:59.000 So it's almost a dead heat, the chances, the likelihood of this show being banned from YouTube or Kamala winning the presidency.

03:34:07.000 Those are rookie numbers.

03:34:08.000 We've got to pump those up.

03:34:12.000 We need to overlay those graphs.

03:34:13.000 I just want to track them over the night.

03:34:15.000 You think she's doing a jigsaw puzzle with her niece right now? 1.00

03:34:18.000 270 to lose!

03:34:20.000 I was doing it, and then I was talking with my pastor.

03:34:23.000 He's Hindi.

03:34:25.000 What?

03:34:25.000 Your pastor?

03:34:26.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

03:34:27.000 You were raised handy in Westmount, bitch. 1.00

03:34:29.000 You want to do some state calls? 0.98

03:34:31.000 Well, you do have some state calls, and then I don't know if Lane the Brain is going to come in here or what, but he did have some updates.

03:34:36.000 So, Lane the Brain, you guys let us know if Lane was coming in on Red Share.

03:34:39.000 You guys were asking for him.

03:34:40.000 Either way.

03:34:40.000 All right, so it's time for some state calls.

03:34:43.000 And then I'm going to eat this pre-digested sweet potato meal.

03:34:52.000 Mmm.

03:34:56.000 Regurgitated, robin-eaten sweet potatoes?

03:34:58.000 Yeah, I do have someone out there.

03:34:59.000 Don't read the New York Post.

03:35:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:35:02.000 I've been asked if I prepare your potatoes.

03:35:04.000 That's right, my sweet potatoes.

03:35:05.000 And I said I do.

03:35:05.000 I do it willingly.

03:35:06.000 Yes, you do.

03:35:08.000 Yes, he does.

03:35:09.000 He hits the open button on the electric can opener that I have.

03:35:12.000 And I don't forget the chives.

03:35:13.000 Nope.

03:35:13.000 No, you do not.

03:35:14.000 Nothing I thought could be worse than a vision of Kamala's America, but that is worse.

03:35:18.000 Yes, it is.

03:35:19.000 That is worse.

03:35:20.000 Oh, William, you just need to spend more time in the office.

03:35:22.000 You will see a lot worse.

03:35:24.000 I have to interject just real quick.

03:35:26.000 The Polymarket took a moment to refresh.

03:35:28.000 It's much, much worse.

03:35:31.000 There's a greater chance of this show being removed from YouTube.

03:35:37.000 Nick's back.

03:35:39.000 I'm going to get back to the legal cave.

03:35:41.000 I'm going back to the legal cave.

03:35:42.000 We have a legal cave.

03:35:44.000 Thank you, half-Asian lawyer.

03:35:45.000 Did we have a stinger for half-Asian lawyer? 0.99

03:35:47.000 No, I didn't.

03:35:49.000 Why don't you be able to take a break, because this is going to go for a long time.

03:35:53.000 You missed it, Nick.

03:35:54.000 I look like I'm not in shape.

03:35:56.000 We have a better chance.

03:35:59.000 Right now, this show has a higher likelihood of being removed from YouTube than Kamala does on Polymarket of being president.

03:36:04.000 She dropped down to 23%.

03:36:06.000 23% that she could win the presidency.

03:36:09.000 We're at 26% that this show gets removed.

03:36:11.000 I fall.

03:36:12.000 No, no, it's not your fault.

03:36:13.000 Well, maybe a little.

03:36:14.000 I mean, it's all of our fault.

03:36:16.000 Look, it's everyone's fault.

03:36:17.000 The fight's out there.

03:36:18.000 Well, some of it's in here.

03:36:20.000 Some of it's in here, but that's what makes us better.

03:36:22.000 Iron sharpens iron.

03:36:24.000 How do you understand conflict equal entertainment?

03:36:27.000 We do have some state calls to make.

03:36:29.000 Gerald, which state calls?

03:36:30.000 You've got, you've actually, do you want to call him?

03:36:33.000 Let me, let me.

03:36:34.000 Oh, okay.

03:36:35.000 All right.

03:36:35.000 Let me call this one.

03:36:36.000 They already did that one. 0.54

03:36:36.000 All right. 0.54

03:36:37.000 This is the one where you, oh my gosh.

03:36:39.000 He must be really upset tonight.

03:36:40.000 I know he's really upset about this first one that's going to Donald Trump with eight electoral votes.

03:36:45.000 I'm all disappointed in my home state.

03:36:48.000 Oh, no.

03:36:51.000 I'm from the land of no de-veined shrimp.

03:36:53.000 Oh, no.

03:36:54.000 It's the best part.

03:36:55.000 The best part.

03:36:56.000 Check it out the vein.

03:36:57.000 That's what the flavor is.

03:36:58.000 And that's why Louisiana voting for Trump.

03:37:01.000 That's right.

03:37:02.000 Hit the eagle!

03:37:03.000 Bit of a kid, call yourself a sound man.

03:37:06.000 Back in the day when I had sound man, they were talking to tin cans and a wire.

03:37:12.000 That's better than the internet.

03:37:13.000 Smartest mind in politics right here.

03:37:16.000 Right here.

03:37:17.000 Yeah!

03:37:17.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:37:18.000 Over there in Louisiana, we don't wet the sponge! 0.63

03:37:21.000 Well, you should.

03:37:23.000 Of course it was right!

03:37:25.000 And then we do have to make an unfortunate call, but it's only four electoral votes.

03:37:30.000 Rhode Island is officially going to Kamala Harris. 0.99

03:37:32.000 Yeah, because that's a wart on the ass of Massachusetts. 0.99

03:37:36.000 That's a state? 0.99

03:37:37.000 I thought that was a county or something.

03:37:38.000 Yeah, they'll absorb it.

03:37:39.000 I think it's a territory.

03:37:41.000 And then 28 electoral votes, so this will go on the map, but do not be depressed at this point.

03:37:46.000 We knew this was going to happen unless you were Vivek, who will be on the show later.

03:37:49.000 New York is officially going to Kamala Harris right now. 0.94

03:37:52.000 I still think they're cheating.

03:37:54.000 That's...

03:37:54.000 Oh!

03:37:56.000 What's the...

03:37:56.000 Oh, I forgot.

03:37:57.000 We do have Donald Trump calling...

03:37:58.000 Well, that one's close.

03:38:00.000 I'm having a good time!

03:38:01.000 Having a good time!

03:38:03.000 New York's still a commie a**hole tonight!

03:38:05.000 What a shocker! 0.95

03:38:07.000 Oh, imagine my surprise!

03:38:10.000 In case you didn't know, I was just lying!

03:38:13.000 Cold sarcasm!

03:38:15.000 I'm gonna go, go, go, go!

03:38:17.000 Don't stop me!

03:38:20.000 And by the way, yes, your Mug Club membership supported.

03:38:25.000 20 plus states being called by Donald Trump.

03:38:29.000 Both for a win and for a loss.

03:38:31.000 So we'll have on a scrapyard show the ones that don't make air.

03:38:34.000 One more that we can actually call since we're here.

03:38:37.000 Illinois for Kamala Harris.

03:38:39.000 19 electoral votes.

03:38:42.000 Oh, I forgot.

03:38:47.000 I'm having a good time.

03:38:49.000 I'm having a good time.

03:38:51.000 Illinois still corrupt tonight.

03:38:54.000 Who'd have thunk it? 1.00

03:38:55.000 Adam Kinzinger sucks pee. 1.00

03:38:58.000 He'll shoot another reporter tonight. 1.00

03:39:01.000 He'll probably deserve it. 0.99

03:39:03.000 I'm gonna go.

03:39:04.000 Go.

03:39:05.000 Just go stopping me.

03:39:08.000 I feel like we should mute us on those, by the way, going forward.

03:39:12.000 I hate to see him go.

03:39:15.000 That'll be funny a thousand years from now.

03:39:16.000 He's gonna go, go, go, go.

03:39:19.000 It's gonna go. 1.00

03:39:19.000 That's time capsule shit. 1.00

03:39:21.000 Do we have the number? 0.99

03:39:22.000 And I don't know if we want to bring in Lane the Brain because maybe he had some insight on these.

03:39:24.000 I know you guys were asking for...

03:39:26.000 He's in the chair out there.

03:39:27.000 I don't know if he's afraid of you.

03:39:29.000 Alright, well let's go check in with people at work. 0.64

03:39:31.000 And by the way, can someone just like punch him a little?

03:39:34.000 Make him look a little bit rougher?

03:39:35.000 Because he makes all of us look bad.

03:39:36.000 And I just buttoned my shirt.

03:39:38.000 Okay, it doesn't apply to you, Nick, with your sun-kissed Sicilian skin, obviously.

03:39:42.000 Obviously, man.

03:39:44.000 Grease don't crack.

03:39:45.000 Burn.

03:39:45.000 I'm looking like a catcher's mitt on Imodium.

03:39:48.000 Let's go people at work.

03:39:49.000 You look like him.

03:39:50.000 All right.

03:39:51.000 Blaine.

03:39:52.000 Oh, guys, when I said we should be allied and no conflict, I didn't mean to be so chummy.

03:40:05.000 Let's go to...

03:40:06.000 I was doing a flute thing.

03:40:07.000 Yeah, so is Zamphir.

03:40:08.000 You know, Zamphir, he does bear sounds with his pan flute.

03:40:10.000 You know, one of my favorite references is Zamphir.

03:40:12.000 Well, I went to school with his son.

03:40:14.000 Oh, Lord.

03:40:15.000 No, you didn't.

03:40:15.000 I absolutely went to school with his son.

03:40:16.000 Yeah, I did.

03:40:17.000 My first signature joke.

03:40:18.000 Was it about Zamphir?

03:40:21.000 We'll bring up some Zamphir afterwards during a commercial break. 0.96

03:40:23.000 It's unbelievable work with the pan flute.

03:40:25.000 He does, like, bear sounds.

03:40:25.000 He'll be like, boop.

03:40:27.000 You went to school with a son.

03:40:29.000 I did.

03:40:29.000 I did go to school with a son.

03:40:31.000 Really sharp kid.

03:40:32.000 The best drummer in all of the Montreal area.

03:40:34.000 All right.

03:40:35.000 We all know how Montreal, they have a lot of rhythm people.

03:40:38.000 Yes, they do.

03:40:38.000 They do.

03:40:40.000 They are the equivalent of our brothers.

03:40:43.000 Lane, help us!

03:40:46.000 There's two states that we really want to look at right now that are really, really interesting.

03:40:51.000 North Carolina and Virginia.

03:40:52.000 So we have data dumps on both of them.

03:40:56.000 And in the North Carolina one, we saw in the last dump, Trump got 50.8% of the vote, which means he only needs 48.6% of the outstanding vote.

03:41:06.000 Now, the interesting thing is, Decision Desk HQ seems to have already called North Carolina in favor of Donald Trump.

03:41:13.000 They've given him the state.

03:41:14.000 Okay.

03:41:15.000 Yes.

03:41:15.000 But that's kind of why we wanted to do what we're doing is so we don't jump to any conclusions.

03:41:19.000 So we are actually going to wait to see some more votes come in, but that's trending towards him.

03:41:24.000 And on the other side, Decision Desk HQ has called Virginia for Kamala Harris.

03:41:29.000 Okay.

03:41:30.000 So, according to the information we have on Virginia, he would need 51.2% of the remaining vote to win, which seems like it's still possible.

03:41:38.000 So, we want to wait on both of those, but we did just want to let you know that both those states have been called by other outlets.

03:41:45.000 But they're still very, very close.

03:41:47.000 Do we know which percentage of the vote in Virginia has come in, for example, like Fairfax, you know, the areas like Arlington versus areas?

03:41:53.000 Because Virginia, there's pretty much that area that borders D.C. and the rest of the state.

03:41:57.000 So that would tell us why it might be more prudent to wait.

03:42:00.000 Right, so there's about 60.3% of the total vote that's in, and I know we just checked in, Loudoun County is the one we've been watching, because it's right there by D.C. And Loudoun was just, I think there were 54% the last time we saw, maybe reaching towards 60 now.

03:42:14.000 But still, there is a substantial amount of vote to come in all of those locations.

03:42:18.000 So, you know, and Trump has been trending very positively in a place like Loudoun, where he's 10 points up on where he was in 2020.

03:42:26.000 That's important data for people to know, because Kamala Harris right now is 56% of the votes there in Loudoun County to 40% of Donald Trump. 0.99

03:42:34.000 But like you're saying, he's performing significantly better than he did in 2020.

03:42:38.000 Yes.

03:42:38.000 I think Biden had a 26-point win in Loudoun County last time.

03:42:42.000 Okay, so 10 points more, and we can bring that up.

03:42:45.000 We'll give people access to the overlays.

03:42:47.000 And again, there's a lot that...

03:42:48.000 Well, that says 95% of the votes...

03:42:51.000 Right now, 95% of Loudoun County has been counted.

03:42:53.000 Okay, we would have just had another dump in the last few seconds then.

03:42:56.000 Okay, so 95% of Loudoun County has been tallied up, and there's only a 16-point lead for Kamala, as opposed to a 25-plus point lead.

03:43:06.000 Where are we waiting for most of the votes then at that point?

03:43:08.000 I would imagine we're waiting from, are they heavily blue counties, or are there some red counties that still, and of course they'll be more rural in Virginia.

03:43:14.000 Virginia has kind of an urban area, again, that borders D.C., and then a lot of it is very rural.

03:43:19.000 It seems to be a mix of both.

03:43:19.000 Right.

03:43:20.000 It seems like the counties are reporting at a similar rate right now.

03:43:24.000 And with it being so close, that's just why we don't want to make any presumptuous calls because a few votes break one way or the other.

03:43:31.000 This isn't to say Decision Desk HQ is wrong, but we don't want to pull a 2020 Arizona if anybody gets my drift.

03:43:38.000 Yes, I do understand your drift.

03:43:40.000 Brett Mayer really screwed the pooch.

03:43:41.000 And I think what we said was with Virginia, right, the total vote, which we won't have for a while, if it's anywhere even close, meaning if it's anything less than I think we said between 5% and 7%, if it's anywhere 5% or close to it, that that would be a significant trend that would let people know, ooh, okay, this thing is heating up quite a bit.

03:44:00.000 Correct.

03:44:01.000 We were saying at the beginning of the night, if he won Virginia, that would have been an indication of a landslide.

03:44:05.000 But if he's anywhere close to Virginia, within a couple points, that's really, really bad news for the Democrats nationwide.

03:44:11.000 And we won't know that for a little while.

03:44:13.000 So even if they call the state, we won't know how close it's going to be.

03:44:16.000 But that is one of the states that should be mostly tallied up by the end of the night, right?

03:44:21.000 Yes, it should be.

03:44:22.000 And it looks like North Carolina is trending that direction, too.

03:44:25.000 Hopefully we can give you our calls on both those states in a short while.

03:44:30.000 All right.

03:44:30.000 Okay.

03:44:31.000 And get me those numbers on the Jews and the Hispanics in Miami-Dade.

03:44:33.000 So we have a quick update.

03:44:35.000 We don't actually have exit polling from Jews.

03:44:38.000 We do have some from Latinos that we're working on right now.

03:44:40.000 Okay, great.

03:44:41.000 Well, I didn't know if there was a percentage from the census that we could find as far as Miami-Dade and I think it was Broward County as far as how many, you know, you just look for a lot of vowels in the last name.

03:44:51.000 Yeah, well, I'll go find HR right now and get him on that.

03:44:54.000 Yeah, absolutely.

03:44:54.000 Thank you, Lane the Brain.

03:44:55.000 We appreciate it.

03:44:56.000 We'll check back in with you after.

03:44:57.000 people at work okay Yeah.

03:45:05.000 Good.

03:45:06.000 Very good. 1.00

03:45:06.000 Okay, but these trends are all great and shit. 1.00

03:45:09.000 All right, Nick. 1.00

03:45:10.000 This is why I told you to eat a Snickers. 0.99

03:45:13.000 What is this, a Tony Robbins fucking video? 0.99

03:45:15.000 I can be positive. 0.99

03:45:17.000 That would be pretty cool.

03:45:18.000 I'm just providing a little pushback.

03:45:20.000 I'm very excited.

03:45:21.000 We're telling you that some things are looking good, some things are looking better.

03:45:24.000 Are you cautiously optimistic, Nick?

03:45:26.000 That's, I guess, a good way of describing it.

03:45:28.000 Very, very cautiously.

03:45:31.000 Let me just put it this way.

03:45:33.000 When the Red Sox go up on somebody, you're like, oh, they're going to blow it in the night.

03:45:38.000 And then if you win, you're like, yeah, they barely got it.

03:45:41.000 Everything tastes weird since I'm sick, but every now and then, the virus gets something right, and these sweet potatoes taste like a sugar cookie.

03:45:46.000 Oh, sweet.

03:45:48.000 I don't know why.

03:45:49.000 It's plain sweet potatoes.

03:45:50.000 That'll look good coming out the other end.

03:45:53.000 Looks about the same.

03:45:54.000 You're the only one who's in the blast radius, Nick.

03:45:56.000 What?

03:45:57.000 You're the only one who's within the blast radius, so I wouldn't be so chipper.

03:46:02.000 Somebody get me those goggles.

03:46:04.000 By the way, in about nine minutes, we've got Eduardo Bolsonaro.

03:46:08.000 That's right, our Brazilian friends.

03:46:10.000 I feel bad because they were relying on the election integrity map and then we got DDoS'd.

03:46:14.000 Sorry about that, guys.

03:46:17.000 We didn't DDoS ourselves.

03:46:19.000 No, we didn't DDoS ourselves.

03:46:20.000 You can't do that, right?

03:46:21.000 I DDoS'd myself earlier.

03:46:23.000 Well, that's different.

03:46:24.000 Well, I know.

03:46:24.000 It's because you had a while to go.

03:46:25.000 We streamed for quite a while without you.

03:46:27.000 By the way, clean up restroom number two. 1.00

03:46:29.000 Okay.

03:46:30.000 I slipped.

03:46:31.000 I almost hit my head in the back of the tub.

03:46:33.000 Oh, really?

03:46:34.000 There's a tub in restroom number two? 1.00

03:46:35.000 There is now.

03:46:38.000 Anybody know how to get that bottle of hand lotion off the wall at the hotel or in the bathroom?

03:46:44.000 Well, I do know that you are the reason they have now bolted it to the wall.

03:46:47.000 This is why they give you two plastic cups in the room.

03:46:50.000 You go in, you fill them all up.

03:46:52.000 I'm at a home with sweets.

03:46:53.000 I take a little ice cream bowl.

03:46:54.000 I fill it.

03:46:55.000 Oh, that's a smart idea.

03:46:56.000 It's tremendous.

03:46:57.000 All the tricks of the trades.

03:46:58.000 It's like I'm soaking in palm oil.

03:47:00.000 Remember back in the day before the internet where you used to check under the mattresses for dirty magazines?

03:47:04.000 Yes!

03:47:04.000 Yeah, now no one cares.

03:47:05.000 Bobby Slayton.

03:47:06.000 They don't come up anymore.

03:47:07.000 I was at a comedy condo in Cleveland, and Slayton was there the weekend before.

03:47:11.000 I opened the freezer, and he's got a hustler open in the freezer. 0.97

03:47:14.000 Some fat lady like this. 1.00

03:47:16.000 For some reason, when you said it, I was picturing Bobby in the freezer, like Beetlejuice, like, ah! 0.96

03:47:25.000 That would have been less scary.

03:47:28.000 He propped it up with ice trays.

03:47:30.000 What are you, 11?

03:47:31.000 It is a tough, tough go on the road.

03:47:34.000 Is Ann Navarro looking at you from the freezer?

03:47:35.000 By the way, what?

03:47:37.000 I moved.

03:47:39.000 Oh, okay.

03:47:39.000 You moved.

03:47:39.000 Do we want to check in with CNN and let's see how confident Jake Tapper is right now?

03:47:44.000 He's saying, key race alert.

03:47:45.000 Key race alert.

03:47:46.000 Counted.

03:47:47.000 I am going to now bring you a projection.

03:47:51.000 It's gotta be for Kamala.

03:47:52.000 And so they can project Louisiana a long time ago.

03:47:56.000 See, guys, you're seeing it in real time.

03:47:58.000 They predict the ones early that they shouldn't necessarily predict.

03:48:01.000 And by the way, we're not saying that they're wrong on Virginia.

03:48:03.000 It's very likely that Kamala wins Virginia.

03:48:05.000 But they're making a prediction, again, because they want to destroy your morale.

03:48:09.000 But Louisiana, for some reason, they're calling later.

03:48:11.000 Come on.

03:48:12.000 Yeah, that was a real toss-up.

03:48:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:48:15.000 Nice.

03:48:15.000 Hey, look, what's up?

03:48:16.000 What?

03:48:17.000 Look over your shoulder.

03:48:18.000 Oh look, it's up!

03:48:19.000 Hey guys, so I'll let you see integritymap.com.

03:48:21.000 Go to it quick!

03:48:22.000 Go to it quick while it still works.

03:48:23.000 I gotta tell you, this is terrific. 0.99

03:48:25.000 You guys have done a nice job with this shit. 0.98

03:48:26.000 Thank you very much. 1.00

03:48:28.000 And shit being the key word there. 0.96

03:48:30.000 I'm sorry, I thought I was on Disney. 0.99

03:48:31.000 No, I'm not talking about the fact that it got DDoS attacked.

03:48:36.000 So there we go.

03:48:36.000 That's the map.

03:48:37.000 And we have a bunch of, we have some exclamations there.

03:48:39.000 I don't know if they want to let us know which ones we should check in with most, because obviously there have been some...

03:48:43.000 Yeah, we'd love to check in on one of those if we can, so let us know.

03:48:45.000 Check in on Iowa.

03:48:46.000 I'm going there this weekend.

03:48:47.000 I'd like to see how they're doing in a tumble.

03:48:48.000 It looks, yeah.

03:48:50.000 It's a dead end thing.

03:48:51.000 Wait, Iowa looks, oh, I guess that's one there?

03:48:53.000 Well, don't you know, they tried to tell you last minute, like, actually, Kamala's up 10 in Iowa, because one broad with a newspaper.

03:49:01.000 It's It's my register!

03:49:03.000 Really?

03:49:03.000 But what methodology?

03:49:04.000 I'm not going to give you the methodology.

03:49:06.000 It's a patented register.

03:49:09.000 Wasn't it Gerald?

03:49:10.000 Yeah.

03:49:12.000 I don't know why she sounds like it.

03:49:13.000 Gerald likes to just throw a blanket over all the trees.

03:49:15.000 He's not right enough.

03:49:16.000 No, no, that wasn't enough.

03:49:18.000 She resembles an old Jewish lady. 0.91

03:49:20.000 Will Ferrell's Harry Carey.

03:49:22.000 Hey! 0.99

03:49:23.000 Did you know that Kamala Harris is up in Iowa?

03:49:27.000 Hot dogs.

03:49:28.000 Hot dogs.

03:49:29.000 You think the moon has made blue cheese?

03:49:31.000 Hot dogs make a new currency.

03:49:35.000 We're talking about my hero, Will Ferrell, the super woke genius.

03:49:39.000 Yes, I know.

03:49:40.000 Have you seen all of his commercials?

03:49:44.000 He's doing Billy on the street, he's doing white guys. 1.00

03:49:47.000 I call it West Coast Stupid. 0.99

03:49:49.000 He was a great sketch actor, and then he just got to the point where if it doesn't work, just yell. 1.00

03:49:53.000 Is he from the West Coast?

03:49:54.000 He is, isn't he?

03:49:55.000 I think he's from the Midwest and then moved to the West Coast. 1.00

03:49:59.000 I have a segment on my show called West Coast Stupid. 1.00

03:50:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:50:03.000 Is he on it?

03:50:05.000 Even though we don't know where he's from? 1.00

03:50:06.000 Ah, fuck him. 1.00

03:50:07.000 Anyways. 1.00

03:50:09.000 I don't like his new commercials.

03:50:10.000 He's a funny guy, though.

03:50:11.000 I just realized, because of the Polymarket check-in, I forgot, we actually do have, while we're talking about bets tonight, we do have our in-house betting correspondent, who was the best that we could get this evening.

03:50:25.000 So we thank Polymarket, but we also apologize to Polymarket.

03:50:28.000 It's time to check in with Lose the House Larry.

03:50:36.000 Alright, what's that?

03:50:37.000 Not good.

03:50:39.000 Not freaking good, dude.

03:50:40.000 All my bets are falling through.

03:50:42.000 How was I supposed to know a deaf horse gets distracted during a race? 1.00

03:50:45.000 What are you talking about?

03:50:46.000 What went wrong with your bets?

03:50:48.000 Did you not use Polymarkets?

03:50:49.000 I got a guy.

03:50:50.000 Well, what do you mean you got a guy, Larry?

03:50:52.000 I mean, I got a guy on the inside.

03:50:53.000 Gets me all the inside information, all the biggest short thing bets.

03:50:56.000 Do you mean like when you were the only person who bet a lot on Mike Tyson against Buster?

03:51:01.000 Tyson was a short thing.

03:51:02.000 Against Buster?

03:51:03.000 Didn't you bet on the Falcons against the Patriots, too?

03:51:05.000 Yeah, come on, dude.

03:51:06.000 That was a fair bet.

03:51:07.000 You know that.

03:51:07.000 Yeah, but you did it at halftime.

03:51:09.000 Exactly.

03:51:10.000 They were up 25 points, dude.

03:51:12.000 And just on principle, Larry, how could you bet against the Americans in the Miracle on Ice?

03:51:16.000 Come on.

03:51:16.000 No one thought they had a shot.

03:51:18.000 So you bet on the Russians? 0.98

03:51:20.000 No, I didn't bet on the Russians. 0.52

03:51:22.000 I don't understand.

03:51:23.000 The Swedes.

03:51:24.000 I bet on the Swedes. 0.98

03:51:25.000 Okay, well, does your guy have anything on the election tonight, Larry?

03:51:28.000 No, but I got a sure thing for you.

03:51:31.000 Look, my guy said we should put it all on Alan Page winning an Oscar.

03:51:34.000 All right, Tim caught it.

03:51:39.000 I thought he said Alan Page was a great football player in the 70s.

03:51:43.000 Well, Alan Page was a great actress.

03:51:44.000 Same likelihood.

03:51:45.000 Alan, not Alan.

03:51:48.000 We also do have an update right now.

03:51:51.000 Georgia, by the way, 79% of the vote is in and Donald Trump is holding a 4.8% lead.

03:51:56.000 Good golly.

03:51:57.000 So that is pretty significant.

03:51:58.000 That's good.

03:51:59.000 And so North Carolina updates 65% of the vote in.

03:52:02.000 Trump's leading by 5.3%.

03:52:03.000 Virginia updates 64% of the vote in and Trump leading by 1.1% again, depending on where the rest of the votes come from.

03:52:09.000 Counties.

03:52:09.000 Are you leading Virginia 1.1%?

03:52:11.000 Wow.

03:52:12.000 Now that's good.

03:52:13.000 Leading by 1.1%.

03:52:14.000 That one actually made me excited.

03:52:15.000 I pulled my bet, by the way.

03:52:16.000 Yeah.

03:52:17.000 Pennsylvania right now, 40% of the vote is in.

03:52:19.000 Trump is closing the gap again, as expected.

03:52:21.000 Kamala Harris' lead is less than 1%.

03:52:24.000 Yeah.

03:52:25.000 Wow.

03:52:26.000 Trending in the right direction.

03:52:27.000 So it looks, look, and again, we're not going to make calls immediately.

03:52:31.000 It seems like they've already called Virginia.

03:52:33.000 I believe Decision Desk has called Virginia.

03:52:35.000 Decision Desk, man.

03:52:35.000 Yeah, we're not going to be making that call.

03:52:37.000 And I know, it's very likely that Kamala wins Virginia, but if it's even remotely close, and then of course you see North Carolina, which they have also called, we're just trying to be prudent here because we don't want you to have false hope, and we also don't want you to have false despair.

03:52:52.000 So that's why we waited on both of those states.

03:52:54.000 They're very, very close.

03:52:56.000 It does seem, if I were to bet right now, that obviously Donald Trump will win North Carolina.

03:52:59.000 That seems much more like a surefire bet than even Virginia, certainly Virginia being with that much of a winning margin.

03:53:05.000 So if we see Donald Trump win North Carolina, we see him win Georgia, and we see Virginia within five points or less...

03:53:12.000 That's the kind of combination that you really haven't seen with a Republican not winning in at least, I believe it was, a decade?

03:53:19.000 With that kind of combination?

03:53:21.000 So 79% of the vote in, Donald Trump holding a 4.8% lead in Georgia.

03:53:26.000 We'll go to polymarket stuff here in a minute again, but it's over 80% now, I believe, 81.5% for Donald Trump.

03:53:32.000 So that is moving, money is moving away from Kamala Harris as fast as her husband.

03:53:38.000 Oh my God!

03:53:39.000 Come on! 0.61

03:53:40.000 What kind of shot was that?

03:53:42.000 She's a human being, for Christ's sake.

03:53:45.000 Come on, the guy banged the nanny. 1.00

03:53:46.000 We're really going to stick up for this guy?

03:53:48.000 Yeah, but did you see the nanny? 0.98

03:53:49.000 Holy smokes.

03:53:50.000 Yeah, different wife, buddy. 1.00

03:53:52.000 It could be a Jude law situation.

03:53:56.000 Okay, fine.

03:53:57.000 You know what?

03:53:59.000 Dickie Greenleaf.

03:54:00.000 Fails nobody.

03:54:01.000 Before we go to Bolsonaro here in just a minute, we've got another...

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03:54:08.000 We're going to do number three.

03:54:09.000 I know Tim...

03:54:10.000 Tim's got like 75 billion things to kind of choose from, so he needs a little bit of a lead-in.

03:54:14.000 Yes.

03:54:15.000 Can you say number three?

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03:54:34.000 By the way, we haven't been doing the drinking game tonight.

03:54:37.000 I've been doing it.

03:54:38.000 We haven't had anything to drink yet.

03:54:39.000 Well, yeah.

03:54:39.000 Every time a state is called for Trump, any time a state is deemed too close to call, or any time a swing state is called.

03:54:45.000 We've had all of those things.

03:54:46.000 I need alcohol.

03:54:47.000 I've been playing by my own rules.

03:54:50.000 That's because you're a rebel with a cause, and the cause is drinking.

03:54:53.000 I've been playing it.

03:54:54.000 Every time that little Trump guy did a dance, I took a shot.

03:54:56.000 That's why I'm worried, because I've got to keep this ship afloat, and I know that everyone else is having a good time and drinking, and if I drink, I'm going to throw up.

03:55:02.000 Yeah, you can't do it.

03:55:03.000 People might pay to see that.

03:55:04.000 You should have some brandy and sweat it out, as they said in The Godfather.

03:55:08.000 So is it sweat it out?

03:55:09.000 Yeah, that's how Sonny said it.

03:55:10.000 Yeah, sweat it out.

03:55:11.000 Sweat it out.

03:55:12.000 All right, I guess.

03:55:13.000 I don't know.

03:55:13.000 I'm sorry, I didn't have a Marvel movie reference.

03:55:16.000 Listen...

03:55:19.000 It's more like Transformers.

03:55:21.000 Yeah, for Gerald.

03:55:22.000 Transformers 4.

03:55:23.000 He loves it.

03:55:24.000 He likes the Transformers that have Mark Wahlberg.

03:55:28.000 I've never seen a Transformer movie.

03:55:31.000 I'm not lying.

03:55:32.000 I'm trying to do your bidding, okay?

03:55:33.000 Those were good movies.

03:55:34.000 People really enjoy those movies.

03:55:36.000 I'm making people happy, alright?

03:55:39.000 People say, where's Shia? 0.96

03:55:40.000 Shia had a mental breakdown, okay? 1.00

03:55:41.000 So they have me.

03:55:41.000 By the way, if I was on Flight 93, wouldn't have gone down like that.

03:55:45.000 Okay?

03:55:49.000 We have a problem here?

03:55:50.000 He would say, we do have a problem.

03:55:51.000 I'd say, what is it?

03:55:51.000 He'd say, we have a terrorist.

03:55:53.000 I'd say, you can't have a terrorist on a plane.

03:55:56.000 You're not supposed to have them on a plane.

03:55:58.000 It's supposed to be a terrorist-free plane.

03:56:04.000 Hey, we have Bolsonaro.

03:56:07.000 And the reason that this is so important is, of course, you know, Brazil, they're paying very close attention to the United States because they know what happens when you have a commie who actually achieves higher office.

03:56:20.000 He's at Mar-a-Lago right now.

03:56:23.000 Oh, Bolsonaro?

03:56:24.000 Yeah.

03:56:24.000 Wow, he must have some juice.

03:56:25.000 So why did Gerald leave?

03:56:28.000 You know, because he's...

03:56:29.000 Alright, well then, let's make sure that we bring on Mr.

03:56:35.000 And just to be clear, this is Eduardo Bolsonaro?

03:56:38.000 Eduardo, yeah.

03:56:38.000 Yeah, I want to make sure.

03:56:39.000 I don't want people to be like, but he's great too.

03:56:41.000 So let's bring on Eduardo Bolsonaro, ladies and gentlemen.

03:56:49.000 Mr.

03:56:50.000 Bolsonaro, it's looking a little choppy, but I know you're at Mar-a-Lago right now.

03:56:54.000 What's the vibe like there?

03:56:57.000 Hi Steven, sorry to disturb you, but here people are also very excited.

03:57:02.000 We are following the elections, and actually I've been doing a lot of interviews, but we are following here the elections and everybody here at the dinner is really excited.

03:57:11.000 We just had Trump here saying that he expects to go to the Conviction Center, maybe to do the announcement of the victory.

03:57:19.000 I will tell you, to be very honest, I have some friends in Brazil that they are a bit scared.

03:57:23.000 Because they see that a lot of people say that Kamala is going to do good.

03:57:27.000 Maybe they're going to win.

03:57:28.000 And no one knows the truth.

03:57:30.000 It depends what TV channel or what YouTube are you watching or Rumble channel you are watching.

03:57:36.000 Right.

03:57:36.000 No, that's exactly right.

03:57:37.000 And that's why we wanted to provide people with some more granular detail with the stuff we have here, with not only the Newswire, not only the analysts, but we want people to see a little bit.

03:57:45.000 For example, we have not called people here watching.

03:57:47.000 We have not called Virginia yet because it's very, very close.

03:57:49.000 Kamala will probably win. 1.00

03:57:51.000 But it will be within a margin that is significant, and we also haven't called North Carolina, which Donald Trump will very likely win, but we want to be prudent with those, and we did, however, call a multitude of states well before CNN did, because isn't it amazing?

03:58:03.000 They call, you know, these decision desks, they call Virginia, they call states, but they didn't call Louisiana for another 10, 20 minutes, so...

03:58:11.000 We have two screens here, one in Fox News, another one in CNN. It's unbelievable how different it is, depending on the channel that you watch.

03:58:20.000 If I was watching CNN, I would say Kamala will win for sure. 1.00

03:58:24.000 Right.

03:58:24.000 And it's crazy.

03:58:26.000 That's absolutely right.

03:58:27.000 And by the way, they are all using the same service.

03:58:30.000 That's why we wanted to make sure that people can use the election integrity map and follow along with us so they can see, hey, you can look at the data yourself that is provided.

03:58:37.000 And then we also want to provide some analysis from some experts here.

03:58:40.000 But yeah, if you tune in to CNN... It's going to get crazy once we get to a few key swing states, right?

03:58:46.000 Okay, you see North Carolina, you see Georgia.

03:58:48.000 Right now, it's very much looking like Donald Trump is going to win Georgia.

03:58:51.000 He won Florida by such a huge margin of votes.

03:58:55.000 It's looking good, but, you know, hey, depending on the outright steal.

03:58:58.000 How does this compare to watching an election, for example, in Brazil?

03:59:02.000 At this point in time, there's obviously some momentum for Donald Trump.

03:59:05.000 But are you always incredibly skeptical because of what you've experienced there with an election basically blatantly being stolen?

03:59:13.000 Yeah, in Brazil, it's fully different from what you have in the United States.

03:59:17.000 Everybody votes in the same day.

03:59:19.000 It's the first Sunday of October.

03:59:20.000 We have elections every four years.

03:59:22.000 And in this moment, you can vote from 8 a.m.

03:59:26.000 until 5 p.m.

03:59:28.000 So it's a bit different.

03:59:29.000 The problem is that in Brazil, it's fully electronic.

03:59:31.000 So you have to trust in the bureaucrats that are going to count the votes.

03:59:35.000 This is a huge criticize that we have against this system.

03:59:39.000 But here in the United States, it's really different.

03:59:42.000 It makes sense when you look for the history, the reasons that it's like that.

03:59:46.000 Some people support, some people do not.

03:59:49.000 But in Brazil, it's pretty different.

03:59:51.000 And it's very, very quickly that we have the results.

03:59:54.000 Something that I do not agree is that it doesn't matter how fast you can have the result.

03:59:59.000 This is not important.

04:00:00.000 The importance is you keep the democracy.

04:00:02.000 So, in my opinion, we would go back to the paper ballots.

04:00:05.000 It's safer.

04:00:06.000 It's the way that, for example, Javier Millet got elected in Argentina.

04:00:09.000 But in Brazil, it's fully electronic.

04:00:12.000 I don't see this as an advantage, but the bureaucrats from the capital, they say, is very good because in a couple of hours, you have the results of all of the places in Brazil.

04:00:25.000 Well, look, I hate to leave you early, Mr.

04:00:27.000 Bolsonaro, but your Wi-Fi connection is not ideal, so we're hearing your voice, but we're not seeing you move, so we may check back in with you later, but I do know that the eyes of Brazil Are upon us.

04:00:36.000 And if people go back and watch the Ash Wednesdays that we've done and the interviews that we've done with you and Figueredo and Mr.

04:00:40.000 DeSantos, it's a very important cautionary tale.

04:00:43.000 And so I know how important it is, not only to you and your family, and obviously someone like your father, but it's important to the people of Brazil who are still hoping that there's that shining city on a hill of freedom and of an actual representative republic.

04:00:57.000 So I really appreciate you taking the time.

04:01:00.000 And we'll check back in with you.

04:01:01.000 Tell Mar-a-Lago to upgrade their internet.

04:01:03.000 Can you do that?

04:01:03.000 Do you have that kind of pull?

04:01:06.000 I'll ask a guy.

04:01:07.000 Maybe they have some money to fix this.

04:01:09.000 I'll make sure.

04:01:09.000 Maybe they do.

04:01:10.000 You're surrounded by gold angels, for crying out loud.

04:01:13.000 It's like Ben Carson's bathroom.

04:01:15.000 You ever see that?

04:01:16.000 I've never seen anything more gaudy.

04:01:17.000 Mr.

04:01:17.000 Bolsonaro, thank you for making the time, sir.

04:01:19.000 We'll check back in with you.

04:01:21.000 Eduardo Bolsonaro, everybody.

04:01:26.000 Best teeth I've ever seen on a human being in my life.

04:01:28.000 Well, I think in their healthcare plan there, it's free dental and steroids.

04:01:32.000 Oh, that's right.

04:01:33.000 And they have 401Ks for kidnapping.

04:01:35.000 It's weird.

04:01:36.000 That's what the K stands for.

04:01:38.000 Man, blinding smile. 0.99

04:01:40.000 And I think a big part is they just kidnap the ugly women and they just send them off to a gulag. 0.98

04:01:44.000 I think that's a big part of the Brazilian... 0.94

04:01:45.000 I used to say that up to Montreal. 0.95

04:01:47.000 They don't have ugly women. 1.00

04:01:48.000 What? 1.00

04:01:49.000 They don't have ugly women. 1.00

04:01:50.000 I don't know. 0.92

04:01:51.000 I mean, I'm sure they do in the rural areas.

04:01:53.000 The ones who sleep in hammocks by the river basin.

04:01:55.000 It's still hot, hammocks.

04:01:57.000 They do!

04:01:58.000 They do!

04:01:58.000 I have a Brazilian hammock.

04:01:59.000 I supported a family.

04:02:00.000 I got a Brazilian hammock.

04:02:01.000 Tool Man knows.

04:02:02.000 He has a wife from Ecuador, and they have hammocks.

04:02:05.000 They sleep in hammocks.

04:02:06.000 Yeah, when they go, they'll pick you up another one, because I heard yours got lost.

04:02:10.000 Yes, yes, well, one of them did.

04:02:12.000 But you remember the last time we had the election, we went home, I took a nap for two hours in my hammock in my office because I didn't want to wake anyone up, and then we came right back.

04:02:21.000 And it was the best two-hour nap I've ever had in my life.

04:02:24.000 Yeah, they're very comfortable.

04:02:26.000 Well, you know, that's just branding at that point, because all hammocks are a swing.

04:02:31.000 You can do it on any hammock.

04:02:33.000 It doesn't need to be made by, you know.

04:02:35.000 No, I haven't had sex on it. 0.99

04:02:36.000 I just swing on it like a little kid. 0.98

04:02:37.000 After you pull the lotion off of the wall at the Hyatt.

04:02:42.000 Yeah, it's Nick at 506.

04:02:44.000 I got a Mayan hammock and a bottle of jerkins.

04:02:47.000 And nobody's going to tell me any different.

04:02:49.000 You got a settling torch.

04:02:51.000 I'm in a 506.

04:02:52.000 Oh, gosh.

04:02:53.000 I guess, you know what, we still do have to check in with, hopefully, do we know if...

04:02:58.000 Yes, Vermont's in.

04:02:59.000 Oh, wait, hold on one second here.

04:03:01.000 I know that we have our correspondent on the ground.

04:03:04.000 Oh! 0.60

04:03:04.000 Well, this time I guess he's in Pennsylvania. 0.60

04:03:06.000 So let's check in with our on-the-ground correspondent who still has a retainer for the next four years, so he'll be here through the next election.

04:03:12.000 Thanks, Rumble Premium, Thomas Finnegan.

04:03:14.000 All right, Finnegan, I expect you made it to Pennsylvania by now.

04:03:27.000 Hi, Stephen.

04:03:27.000 Hi.

04:03:28.000 Are you in Pennsylvania?

04:03:30.000 You said West Virginia.

04:03:32.000 No!

04:03:33.000 I was very clear.

04:03:34.000 You're supposed to go to the Keystone State.

04:03:36.000 Yeah, well, agree to disagree.

04:03:38.000 How did he get that far south so quickly?

04:03:41.000 Honestly, I'm more impressed than angry at this point.

04:03:43.000 It's all about the time zones and, you know, the slipstream.

04:03:46.000 I think El Nino played a role.

04:03:49.000 Well, this is obviously a valuable use of time on the biggest stream.

04:03:51.000 Since you're in West Virginia, why don't you hum a few bars of Take Me Home Country Roads for all of our viewers?

04:03:56.000 How about that?

04:03:58.000 Okay.

04:03:59.000 The most deaf song? 0.99

04:04:00.000 John Denver, but close enough.

04:04:03.000 Oh, dear God.

04:04:04.000 You know what, Tool Man?

04:04:06.000 Let's cut it.

04:04:07.000 Let's cut it. 0.99

04:04:09.000 You look like one of those monkeys, you know? 0.97

04:04:19.000 Like the symbol monkey.

04:04:21.000 Oh, the monkey's a huge influence on the vehicles.

04:04:24.000 That's what I heard.

04:04:25.000 He looked like Joe Cocker.

04:04:27.000 Look at this.

04:04:28.000 John King and Jake Tapper.

04:04:29.000 How many...

04:04:30.000 Oh my God.

04:04:31.000 I couldn't pick them off a rooftop full of...

04:04:34.000 I know, I know, I know.

04:04:37.000 Hey, we've been good tonight. 1.00

04:04:39.000 I want to see that ass on John King. 1.00

04:04:42.000 He wears a jacket to hide it. 1.00

04:04:44.000 He does.

04:04:44.000 I swear to you, he has it let out.

04:04:46.000 He has it let out in the back like a penguin.

04:04:48.000 His nickname's Lizzo. 0.97

04:04:50.000 He's got junk back there. 1.00

04:04:52.000 He's got an ass like you read about in Ass Weekly. 1.00

04:04:56.000 Well, why else would you subscribe to Ass Weekly? 1.00

04:04:59.000 I don't know. 0.99

04:04:59.000 You only read about oddly shaped asses. 0.99

04:05:01.000 Why are you reading about it? 0.99

04:05:04.000 Because you were on the cover twice, Gerald.

04:05:09.000 Oh, really?

04:05:10.000 Hey! 0.99

04:05:12.000 You've been in comedy for how long and that's the best you got?

04:05:16.000 I didn't want to offend you.

04:05:18.000 We have this set up for live viewers and they're all in the green room.

04:05:21.000 We had this whole thing set up.

04:05:23.000 Yeah, I'm glad I set that up.

04:05:26.000 I think everyone's having a great time in there.

04:05:29.000 I'll invite my wife in here. 1.00

04:05:30.000 What you guys don't see is I'm literally hiding that my stomach is doing the seizing thing after having thrown off and all that stuff.

04:05:39.000 Let us know if you need Bill to come back in.

04:05:42.000 No, I'm fine.

04:05:42.000 Okay.

04:05:43.000 I mean, look, at this point, it's over four hours.

04:05:45.000 Well, no takesies-packsies, so... 0.88

04:05:46.000 No, I know.

04:05:47.000 What, Gerald?

04:05:48.000 I've got another state call.

04:05:49.000 You say it like I've done something wrong.

04:05:51.000 Well, you walked out.

04:05:51.000 You didn't even tell me that you were leaving.

04:05:52.000 The rules are the first business going on.

04:05:54.000 Gerald's fighting with everybody.

04:05:55.000 It's not me.

04:05:56.000 Yeah.

04:05:58.000 He really is.

04:05:58.000 You know what?

04:05:59.000 You're right.

04:06:00.000 He does it in a way.

04:06:01.000 Well, there's a lot of pressure on a guy.

04:06:02.000 Could you imagine being in a relationship with him?

04:06:03.000 It's the definition of gaslighting.

04:06:05.000 Well, actually, I could. 1.00

04:06:05.000 He's got an ass like a peach. 1.00

04:06:06.000 Yes. 1.00

04:06:07.000 But be that as it may, it's not worth the trouble.

04:06:11.000 It's not worth the trouble it comes with.

04:06:12.000 It is worth the trouble.

04:06:13.000 They're like, why are you so mad?

04:06:14.000 You're like, well, because you did the thing and you walked out.

04:06:16.000 I'm like, I had no idea I was supposed to let you know before I walk out on the biggest dream in the world.

04:06:21.000 Like, yeah.

04:06:21.000 Yeah.

04:06:22.000 Well, he's the dad driving the car.

04:06:24.000 You gotta give him a little slack.

04:06:26.000 Yeah, and he's the one who doesn't lock the sliding door in the minivan so it opens up when you go down the freeway right into the bus lane.

04:06:32.000 That's pretty cool if you're doing a robbery.

04:06:34.000 I knew a lady who kicked... 1.00

04:06:36.000 Thanks, Josh.

04:06:38.000 I got you, Gerald.

04:06:39.000 I'm always looking for the positive side.

04:06:40.000 I don't know if I can tell the story, but it's a funny story about a lady who kicked a relative into the bus lane. 0.86

04:06:47.000 I'll ask someone if I can tell the story.

04:06:49.000 I won't identify anyone, but it's a very funny story, but it might be a sore spot.

04:06:54.000 I was going to call a state, but I guess not.

04:06:56.000 Okay, let's go to another skate call.

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04:07:08.000 Again, I have held...

04:07:09.000 We've got to go get the coin.

04:07:10.000 I don't have to go get the coin, but I have this giant...

04:07:12.000 It feels good in your hand.

04:07:14.000 It does feel good in your hand.

04:07:15.000 I feel like I could really take out a Walgreens with this.

04:07:19.000 You could, but it's an expensive brick.

04:07:22.000 Give me a reason, Kenosha!

04:07:23.000 Give me a reason! 0.82

04:07:24.000 They've already had plenty of reasons.

04:07:27.000 Montana.

04:07:28.000 Colorado for Kamala. 0.53

04:07:30.000 Colorado for Kamala Harris.

04:07:35.000 Do we have the final?

04:07:36.000 Let's look at the electoral map.

04:07:37.000 Let's look at the votes there.

04:07:39.000 Let's just go on Colorado real quick.

04:07:40.000 Just put your curse over Colorado. 0.83

04:07:43.000 That's the other one, so he needs to go to the Reuters map.

04:07:45.000 Oh, okay.

04:07:45.000 And we're going to update all of this.

04:07:47.000 It's still available, though, right?

04:07:48.000 It's not under DDoS, the electionintegritymap.com.

04:07:50.000 Looks like it's still working for you guys.

04:07:52.000 And you can send your reports to...

04:07:53.000 Let me make sure that I get this right.

04:07:55.000 Because, you know, it was correct.

04:07:57.000 Report.electionintegritymap.com.

04:08:00.000 You can report anything there, and then they can let us know which ones we should follow up on right now.

04:08:04.000 Colorado.

04:08:04.000 Let's look at Colorado.

04:08:06.000 Colorado.

04:08:07.000 54% of the expected votes counted.

04:08:09.000 That's it, huh?

04:08:09.000 That's a big...

04:08:10.000 And it's 55 to 42, but...

04:08:12.000 56, yeah.

04:08:13.000 So it's... 0.99

04:08:13.000 Well, that's understandable because it's not like there's gang members from Venezuela taking over apartments and shit. 0.99

04:08:20.000 Exactly. 0.98

04:08:21.000 It's not like anyone would be intimidated. 1.00

04:08:22.000 Fucking idiots. 1.00

04:08:23.000 So we do have, so not on the state side, right? 1.00

04:08:25.000 But yeah, you're right.

04:08:26.000 But nobody thought Colorado was going to go any different.

04:08:28.000 Some people did.

04:08:29.000 Some people did.

04:08:30.000 Yes, there were some people who did.

04:08:31.000 And here's the thing.

04:08:32.000 You never heard me.

04:08:33.000 I said, look, if I'm going to take a flyer, maybe New Hampshire, maybe Virginia.

04:08:37.000 But you heard us tell you, hey, look, what we're looking for is the margins there to see.

04:08:41.000 A lot of people said Colorado, New Mexico.

04:08:43.000 I'm thinking New Mexico.

04:08:44.000 I was saying it earlier.

04:08:45.000 I made a bet on it.

04:08:46.000 I pulled it.

04:08:47.000 New Mexico does have some weird politics, but you have people out there, like, look, and he's going to be on the show tonight, but remember Vivek said about Narkin, he said, I don't go by polls, I don't go by, I go by, Vivek is an incredibly data-driven guy.

04:08:58.000 And I get that there was a lot of energy in Madison Square Garden, absolutely, and I understand also, by the way, the importance to picking up the popular vote.

04:09:05.000 And if I'm wrong, you guys saw me in 2016 with Gerald.

04:09:09.000 I was completely wrong on Michigan.

04:09:10.000 I remember saying, I just don't see Donald Trump winning Michigan at all, and that's because I saw the enthusiasm for Bernie.

04:09:15.000 At that point in time, I didn't realize how many Bernie voters would switch to Trump.

04:09:19.000 I just thought they wouldn't vote.

04:09:20.000 They just hated Hillary. 1.00

04:09:21.000 They hated Hillary so much.

04:09:23.000 But I was very happy to be wrong.

04:09:25.000 So if I happened to be wrong on Colorado or New York, I would be thrilled.

04:09:30.000 But I'm not going to lie to you beforehand.

04:09:32.000 And you'll get some people saying, oh, Doomer, Doomer, you don't think every state's a swing state?

04:09:37.000 No, not every state is a swing state.

04:09:38.000 That's absolutely not true in this election.

04:09:39.000 And you have to understand that some states like New York are too far gone.

04:09:42.000 That being said, looking at those numbers and those margins do matter.

04:09:46.000 And they'll give you a realistic idea as to where the momentum is going.

04:09:50.000 Anyone who told you that you were going to see New York, New Jersey, Colorado, New Mexico, Virginia, all the above, go red. 0.92

04:09:56.000 Those were people who were looking for clicks.

04:09:58.000 They weren't being honest with you, and I hope that you mark it, and I hope you remember those people.

04:10:02.000 And by the way, nothing would make me happier than for them to be right, just like I was wrong on Michigan and And Wisconsin.

04:10:10.000 I said Wisconsin maybe, I remember, because of Scott Walker in 2016, but I said it's unlikely.

04:10:14.000 I said, I absolutely do not think Michigan.

04:10:16.000 Nothing would make me happier, but that doesn't give me the right to lie to you.

04:10:21.000 So hopefully, if nothing else, remember one thing tonight, the many hundreds of thousands of you tuning in, that we really will give you our opinion, but we're trying to be honest with this.

04:10:29.000 We are going to try and call balls and strikes because guess what?

04:10:32.000 Just like when the left says, hey, the greatest threat, the single biggest killer of children in this country is gun violence.

04:10:38.000 They're lying to you.

04:10:39.000 Because if you're looking for gun violence and not taking into account that if you remove 15 and older, it's not even top 10, you're not going to pay attention to the pool, which causes more death.

04:10:48.000 You're not going to pay attention to Honestly, your bathtub, to your outlets, to your toaster oven, to hereditary, all of which take more lives of toddlers and children than guns.

04:11:00.000 We're not going to lie to you because people who lie to you are the enemy of the American people.

04:11:05.000 What I mean by that is the only way you can have a representative republic, the only way you can keep it, to quote the Founding Fathers, is if you are a moral populace.

04:11:12.000 And by the way, that starts with us.

04:11:13.000 We have to at least attempt to be moral.

04:11:16.000 In educating you because you're tuning, if you're tuning in right now, you're opting to not tune in somewhere else.

04:11:22.000 For me to lie to you knowingly because I know it'll maybe get a few more viewers, wouldn't I, you don't think we'd get more viewers if I go, hey, no, Colorado's gonna go Trump!

04:11:30.000 It's cheating!

04:11:31.000 It's the steal!

04:11:31.000 Of course we could.

04:11:32.000 Doesn't mean it's honest.

04:11:34.000 When we say there's something afoot, we mean it.

04:11:37.000 Doesn't mean we're always right, but we mean it.

04:11:40.000 We have a pretty damn good track record.

04:11:41.000 And if we say no, that's likely out of reach, we mean it.

04:11:44.000 My opinion, this is the most important election of our lifetime.

04:11:47.000 If Kamala Harris wins, hey, The only silver lining there is that we'll have some clarity.

04:11:52.000 We'll have some clarity.

04:11:53.000 When you see someone wearing a mask alone in their car, that's not your friend.

04:11:56.000 When you say, oh, we can just find common ground.

04:11:58.000 No, you can't find common ground on a lie.

04:12:00.000 You can't find common ground with people who have not roundly condemned assassination attempts.

04:12:04.000 You're not going to see me find common ground on a lie.

04:12:07.000 But I tell you, this is the most consequential election of our lifetime.

04:12:10.000 Okay?

04:12:11.000 There's my opinion.

04:12:12.000 You know who I want to win.

04:12:14.000 I'm not going to lie to you about it.

04:12:17.000 Everyone is willing to do that to some degree.

04:12:20.000 Everyone's willing to lie to themselves to some degree.

04:12:23.000 We're not going to do it with you.

04:12:25.000 And the fail-safe, what we have here, the checks and balances, the guardrails, is a team full of people out there.

04:12:30.000 You know what's great about the people we have here?

04:12:32.000 You know what's great about Lane the Brain and Georgia?

04:12:34.000 That if we were lying to you knowingly, every single one of them would walk.

04:12:38.000 We would walk out there to an empty control room.

04:12:41.000 And they should.

04:12:42.000 They should hold us to it. 1.00

04:12:44.000 So anyone out there who's saying this is only foul play, Colorado, they're full of shit and they're lying to you. 0.98

04:12:49.000 For the same reason that we're not calling North Carolina or Virginia, or at least we weren't maybe about 45 minutes ago. 0.98

04:12:55.000 Maybe at the point now where...

04:12:56.000 Yeah, we're getting pretty close.

04:12:56.000 I think we're getting pretty close.

04:12:57.000 Yeah, but we do have somebody crashing our stream if you want to...

04:13:01.000 You know, he wanted to come back and talk to you again.

04:13:05.000 Who's crashing our stream again?

04:13:07.000 Can you just tell me not being so cryptic?

04:13:09.000 Dan Bongino.

04:13:10.000 Oh! 0.60

04:13:10.000 Sorry, it's Bongino. 0.60

04:13:11.000 They have a guest on, and they're going to go to us after the guest.

04:13:15.000 Oh, okay.

04:13:17.000 Get another swing and a miss from Gerald tonight.

04:13:20.000 It's been many.

04:13:21.000 Oh, we got you.

04:13:22.000 It was crashing a stream.

04:13:23.000 Really?

04:13:23.000 It's not ready yet.

04:13:26.000 Surprise!

04:13:27.000 There's nothing interesting!

04:13:29.000 Hey, the fight's in Vermont, guys.

04:13:30.000 That's true.

04:13:31.000 I'm getting information pieces at a time.

04:13:34.000 I was in a fight in Vermont once.

04:13:36.000 Yeah, I was in a fight in Vermont once.

04:13:37.000 You know what it was?

04:13:37.000 It was in Burlington.

04:13:38.000 It was a barista.

04:13:40.000 It was a barista.

04:13:42.000 It was a guy, I swear to you, with a ponytail, a goatee, and a name tag that said he was a girl.

04:13:48.000 I said no.

04:13:49.000 Absolutely not.

04:13:50.000 I was in a fight in Vermont, too. 1.00

04:13:52.000 Oh, shit, that's where I know you're from. 1.00

04:13:54.000 That's right. 1.00

04:13:55.000 You were tapping my tree.

04:13:56.000 You're in a fight everywhere you go.

04:13:59.000 The voting booth, the bar, Vermont, although Vermont, come on, when you go, you ski, you fight.

04:14:04.000 There's not much else to do.

04:14:05.000 You can push cows over.

04:14:06.000 I gotta fight the voting booth with my wife. 1.00

04:14:08.000 She almost marked the wrong box.

04:14:10.000 Really? 1.00

04:14:10.000 I said, you've been watching those Kamala ads again, you dumb bitch. 1.00

04:14:13.000 Whoa! 1.00

04:14:16.000 Joshy Poo!

04:14:17.000 And then she voted for Kamala anyways. 1.00

04:14:19.000 Well, you didn't get the hint when she showed up dressed like Handmaid's Tale. 1.00

04:14:22.000 Well, she always wears that. 1.00

04:14:24.000 I'm an asshole. 1.00

04:14:25.000 I forgot. 1.00

04:14:26.000 It's enforced.

04:14:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:14:28.000 You know me.

04:14:29.000 Yeah.

04:14:29.000 But you'd think, Stephen, you would think.

04:14:31.000 And I understand everything you just said is so true.

04:14:33.000 But Jesus, in New York City, we would go, that's too far gone.

04:14:37.000 New York City has never been in the condition it's been in.

04:14:40.000 It's bad now.

04:14:42.000 You see what I'm saying?

04:14:43.000 You think if it wouldn't turn now or even be a little close.

04:14:45.000 You know why?

04:14:46.000 It almost feels fake to me.

04:14:48.000 I'll tell you why.

04:14:48.000 What?

04:14:49.000 Because those demons promise they'll fix it.

04:14:51.000 And when I say that, I mean it in the biblical sense.

04:14:52.000 I mean people who are demonically influenced. 0.99

04:14:54.000 I don't mean they're sitting there like all the stupid We're not talking about safe, legal, and rare. 0.99

04:15:09.000 We're talking about literally holding the country hostage if abortion is not all the way up until an on-demand period. 0.99

04:15:15.000 No, no, no, hold on a second.

04:15:16.000 We're not talking about a man A grown man asking you to refer to him by some name he puts on his driver's license. 1.00

04:15:21.000 We are talking about children having their tits lopped off, having their penises chopped off, and going on mind-altering hormones at a very young age, and we're willing to die on this hill. 1.00

04:15:31.000 No, no, no. 1.00

04:15:31.000 We're not talking about maybe a little bit of a higher marginal tax rate. 1.00

04:15:34.000 We are talking about full-on Marxist redistribution.

04:15:37.000 This is a party that is telling you that they are in line with every single value and virtue, which is only held as a virtue straight from the pit of hell, and that's the party that you are up against.

04:15:47.000 I'm not saying every single person who votes Democrat. 0.98

04:15:50.000 I'm not going to call the voters garbage. 0.79

04:15:51.000 I'm talking about the DNC. Here's how you know it's evil. 0.99

04:15:54.000 There's not one person, not one...

04:15:56.000 And by the way, we have plenty of people here in this office who aren't as pro-life as I am.

04:16:00.000 Some people would call themselves pro-choice.

04:16:02.000 That's fine.

04:16:03.000 There's not one person on the national platform, not one person on the national platform of the DNC, who would say, well, hold on a second.

04:16:09.000 Maybe some limitations.

04:16:11.000 Not one.

04:16:11.000 One.

04:16:12.000 That's what I mean.

04:16:13.000 And those demons promise the people of New York, hey, hey, I'll make it all better.

04:16:17.000 Hey, no, no, no, no, look, look, look, stick with me.

04:16:19.000 What they do is they give, and by the way, this is what we learn about in the Bible, not to get all hyper-spiritual on you, but you know what Satan does?

04:16:26.000 He gives you just a little bit, a little bit of a taste and goes, isn't what God is telling you?

04:16:29.000 Really?

04:16:30.000 He's the guy who said don't eat from this tree.

04:16:31.000 He's the guy who said, hey, don't you like what I gave you?

04:16:34.000 There's plenty more where that came from.

04:16:36.000 Just stick with me.

04:16:36.000 The Democrat Party goes, hey, don't you like a little bit of the money that we give you, right?

04:16:40.000 We give you a little bit of COVID money.

04:16:41.000 Hey, don't you like the fact that we're, you know, rent freezing.

04:16:44.000 Your rent didn't go up, right?

04:16:44.000 Hey, don't you like a little bit of the expanded welfare state?

04:16:47.000 Don't you like that?

04:16:48.000 There's plenty more where that came from.

04:16:50.000 And they promise you that if you support them, you go with them, you vote for them, they're going to fix it.

04:16:55.000 When they're the ones who created the problem, but you're too far gone because you don't have an angel and a devil on your shoulder, you've only got a little satanic brick.

04:17:06.000 Adams!

04:17:06.000 I think people are smarter than that.

04:17:09.000 I mean, you know, fucking decade after decade after decade. 0.99

04:17:12.000 I don't think those people, those elections happen. 0.99

04:17:15.000 Those people are appointed. 1.00

04:17:16.000 The Hakeem Jeffries, all the scum that runs... 1.00

04:17:18.000 It has nothing to do with intelligence. 1.00

04:17:20.000 It has to do with selfishness, is what it does.

04:17:21.000 What do you mean?

04:17:23.000 In other words, you can have very smart people...

04:17:25.000 It has to do with fake elections.

04:17:27.000 No, but I'm talking about they're so far gone and selfish that even though...

04:17:30.000 Even though their intellect would tell them, yeah, this problem was created by these people.

04:17:34.000 They're so selfish, they go, yeah, but I could probably get mine.

04:17:37.000 It'll be better for me.

04:17:39.000 Maybe they did, but you know what?

04:17:40.000 What they're promising is better for me.

04:17:42.000 That's how you...

04:17:42.000 If you want to know, okay, because yeah, is there theft?

04:17:45.000 Absolutely.

04:17:46.000 There hasn't been theft in every single election in Detroit since 1960, going back to Jerome Kavanaugh.

04:17:52.000 What there is, is the wealthiest city...

04:17:54.000 In the world.

04:17:56.000 It was called the Paris of the Midwest. 1.00

04:17:57.000 Can you believe that shit? 1.00

04:17:58.000 In the 50s. 1.00

04:18:00.000 And then, always a problem.

04:18:01.000 People going, you know what?

04:18:02.000 Yeah, okay, maybe it's not right.

04:18:03.000 There are enough people who say, maybe it's not right, but it's going to be better for me.

04:18:06.000 Maybe it's not better for America.

04:18:07.000 It's going to be better for me working on the factory line.

04:18:09.000 Maybe it's It's not better for the mom or dad who needs to drive this car.

04:18:12.000 We want to make sure that we maintain safety standards or, I don't know, some kind of quality control.

04:18:18.000 No, no.

04:18:18.000 We want to protect our business.

04:18:19.000 We want to protect our union.

04:18:21.000 And so it just takes enough of a selfish motivation.

04:18:23.000 That's why you've not heard me say, hey, what have they done for you?

04:18:27.000 You hear this?

04:18:28.000 The two things that bother me most, and you see on the right, sorry I'm getting in my soapbox here, is you'll hear people on the right say, "Hey, what have the Democrats done for you?" Guess what?

04:18:36.000 It doesn't matter, because the Democrats have done a lot for the 47% of Americans who don't pay any income taxes.

04:18:41.000 That's not a reason to vote for them, because it's wrong.

04:18:43.000 You won't hear me say that.

04:18:44.000 You know what else you won't hear me say?

04:18:45.000 Let's get ready, because Polymarket might have us on a YouTube band, might go up to over 50%.

04:18:50.000 You'll never hear me say that political violence is never the answer.

04:18:53.000 You will hear me realistically say that, "Hey, you know what?

04:18:56.000 It's very, very rarely the answer.

04:18:59.000 It certainly shouldn't be the most readily available answer.

04:19:01.000 You'll never hear me say political violence is never the answer.

04:19:04.000 You know why? 1.00

04:19:05.000 Because you live in the greatest country on earth ever because of fucking political violence, dummy. 1.00

04:19:11.000 If I were to say political violence is never the answer, I'd be a leftist. 0.99

04:19:15.000 Because I would be saying it was wrong to fight the free of the slaves. 0.52

04:19:17.000 I'd be saying it was wrong to dump that tea in the harbor. 1.00

04:19:20.000 It's stupid. 1.00

04:19:21.000 It's a dumb platitude. 1.00

04:19:22.000 Any conservative who says, what has the Democrat Party done for you? 0.99

04:19:26.000 Guess what?

04:19:27.000 If they're doing something for you now, you'll vote for them.

04:19:30.000 But hey, I don't know, can you see how that could backfire?

04:19:32.000 Maybe these people feel the Democrats aren't doing something for them now, but they can promise it next election.

04:19:37.000 Oh wait, next election.

04:19:38.000 You've given the Democrats the playbook. 1.00

04:19:39.000 Promise more free shit. 0.99

04:19:41.000 How about you take the hard road and educate people as to why it's wrong and why long-term it hurts everybody? 0.99

04:19:51.000 Really easy.

04:19:52.000 You say, what have they done for you?

04:19:53.000 Guess what?

04:19:53.000 Next election cycle?

04:19:54.000 If they see everyone's doing better, and this is also why, my God, when you hear people talk about the income, when you hear people talk about the wealth gap, yeah, Biggest wealth transfer we've seen in our lives.

04:20:04.000 I don't know if you know it, COVID. Trillions of dollars given just a handful of billionaires.

04:20:07.000 But the wealth gap is not the problem.

04:20:09.000 Poverty is the problem.

04:20:11.000 In other words, you have enough people, whether he won the election or not, yet enough people vote for Biden because even in the era of Donald Trump, where they went eight years Obama, $1,200, average household income increase.

04:20:22.000 Four years of Trump, $4,400.

04:20:25.000 They were going, yeah, but some other people are doing better than me. 0.99

04:20:28.000 Well, that's none of your business, prick.

04:20:30.000 You're doing better than you ever were before.

04:20:32.000 And if I come out and say, what have they done for you lately?

04:20:34.000 Well, you gave me $4,400, but they're promising me more.

04:20:38.000 Oh, wait.

04:20:39.000 Sorry.

04:20:40.000 Open the door.

04:20:41.000 It's Satan.

04:20:42.000 A net negative loss of over $4,000 per household in average annual income.

04:20:47.000 You'll never hear me say, what have they done for you?

04:20:49.000 You'll hear me say, what have they done for the country?

04:20:51.000 How does the country look?

04:20:53.000 And you'll never hear me say political violence is never the answer.

04:20:56.000 It's usually not. 0.99

04:20:57.000 And the people who say it's always the answer, they're pussies who aren't going to do anything. 0.99

04:21:01.000 They'll turn you over immediately faster than George Soros could for people in Hungary. 0.98

04:21:05.000 But it is sometimes the answer.

04:21:07.000 Let's be clear about that.

04:21:08.000 The left certainly believes it is because that's how they won 2020.

04:21:13.000 You were afraid.

04:21:14.000 You were afraid.

04:21:15.000 People were afraid to get out and vote.

04:21:16.000 So it was mass mail-in voting.

04:21:17.000 You know that political violence is sometimes the answer because you live in America.

04:21:22.000 You know how I know that?

04:21:23.000 Because I lived in Canada.

04:21:24.000 We still have the queen on our money, for God's sake. 1.00

04:21:27.000 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that shit is? 1.00

04:21:29.000 To actually have to pay, go to a store, like, ha ha ha ha, yeah, that bitch is still on the money! 1.00

04:21:35.000 Because they bent over and kissed the ring, and America didn't because they had guns. 1.00

04:21:41.000 Yeah, death of the monarchy, dude, that's what I say.

04:21:44.000 That's so crazy.

04:21:45.000 I thought you were talking about Trudeau.

04:21:47.000 I don't know what I was talking about.

04:21:49.000 He might be on the money soon.

04:21:50.000 We'll see.

04:21:51.000 Sorry, there's so much to navigate and to be the maestro.

04:21:55.000 Every now and then, you see people, oh, well, you know what?

04:21:58.000 They don't say this is going to backfire.

04:22:00.000 What has Biden done for me? 0.99

04:22:02.000 Well, there's probably a subset of people who think he's done something if he gave them free shit. 1.00

04:22:06.000 The Democrats are always going to win the game of promising you free shit. 0.99

04:22:09.000 It didn't work, though, as far as raising income, as far as record low black poverty, as far as record low black unemployment, record numbers of money that we saw given to HBCUs, but also we saw the market do better. 0.99

04:22:22.000 We saw people...

04:22:23.000 And when I say the market, I don't mean the NASDAQ. What I mean is the job market where you could actually find...

04:22:30.000 A better wage than you could three years prior, and your money went further.

04:22:33.000 But that can't be put in a bumper sticker.

04:22:35.000 So we say, what have they done for you?

04:22:37.000 It's a losing strategy.

04:22:40.000 It's a losing strategy.

04:22:42.000 May work for one election cycle, but boy, that doesn't last very long.

04:22:45.000 And then you wonder why swing states are no longer swing states and they switch back and forth.

04:22:51.000 Is Bongino still on the line?

04:22:54.000 Yes, he is.

04:22:55.000 He's still with the weather.

04:22:56.000 All right.

04:22:57.000 Still with the guest or are we going to him?

04:22:58.000 It looks like he's still with the guest.

04:22:59.000 Let's pot it up real quick just to check.

04:23:05.000 Oh my god, it's a boy band guy.

04:23:09.000 Yeah, they're still having a conversation.

04:23:12.000 Oh, it's the Tulsi Gabbard TikTok lookalike.

04:23:14.000 Do we want to stay with him?

04:23:16.000 Well, if he wants to come on, you can just let me know when he wants to come on.

04:23:19.000 And I believe that we...

04:23:21.000 Oh, you know what?

04:23:22.000 Oh, do you have an update?

04:23:23.000 No, no, I don't have an update. 0.60

04:23:24.000 I was going to do more horseshit. 0.98

04:23:25.000 I love horseshit. 0.99

04:23:28.000 A lot of our audience loves that as well. 0.94

04:23:31.000 And by the way, we have about 30 minutes until Alex Jones just giving everybody a little heads up there.

04:23:35.000 It's going to be interesting, given some time here.

04:23:38.000 So I just want to go to a couple of things.

04:23:40.000 Is it hot in here or is it because I was flustered?

04:23:41.000 I think it was because you're flustered.

04:23:43.000 Your voice is a little raspy.

04:23:45.000 Yeah, of course it's getting raspy.

04:23:46.000 I have Satan in me!

04:23:48.000 Did you take the serotonin blockers again?

04:23:51.000 Okay, just to be clear, because you're going to have people out there saying I'm going to be a mass shooter.

04:23:53.000 I found out.

04:23:55.000 That I was given a shot or an IV. They put in Zolfran. 1.00

04:23:59.000 Do you guys know?

04:24:00.000 And I was mad about everything.

04:24:04.000 And I found out later that Zolfran is a serotonin blocker to stop you from throwing up.

04:24:07.000 And I was like, well, couldn't you have told me that?

04:24:09.000 I thought the world was coming to an end and coming unglued.

04:24:12.000 I have no happy chemicals in my brain!

04:24:15.000 You have to explain this because Gerald felt like mentioning it.

04:24:18.000 Because Gerald felt like saying, yeah, like I'm on Zoloft.

04:24:21.000 Well, he seems a little angry.

04:24:23.000 Good lord!

04:24:23.000 I mean, you're going to act like everyone else is starting fights but you!

04:24:26.000 He's like Mr.

04:24:27.000 Magoo, this guy. 1.00

04:24:28.000 He's just going around starting shit. 1.00

04:24:32.000 Why is everyone so mad? 0.99

04:24:35.000 You and Nick both, what's going on?

04:24:37.000 Oh, I'm not mad.

04:24:39.000 I just wanted to get that out because I see these Johnny-come-latelys now who hop on the social media train like, Yeah, I'm voting for, because I voted for, I voted for Hillary and I voted for Biden, but.

04:24:51.000 No, no, no, no, no, but.

04:24:53.000 Shut up and vote in quiet and then maybe we'll know if you've learned something. 0.99

04:24:57.000 The left has to be destroyed, not beat. 1.00

04:25:00.000 This isn't just beat them, this election. 1.00

04:25:02.000 They have to be fucking dismantled. 1.00

04:25:04.000 Do you understand that? 1.00

04:25:05.000 I understand it.

04:25:05.000 Okay, well, that's not going to happen with not-violence.

04:25:08.000 Anyways, back to the show.

04:25:09.000 No, I'm not talking about...

04:25:10.000 He wants the Dexter of the left.

04:25:12.000 I love it.

04:25:12.000 No, I do.

04:25:13.000 I want the fucking death of the left. 1.00

04:25:14.000 No, you don't. 1.00

04:25:15.000 Nick, come on.

04:25:15.000 We don't want to be removed from YouTube immediately right now, but I don't...

04:25:19.000 You're throwing the bet.

04:25:22.000 Alright, do we have any updates?

04:25:23.000 Did we decide to call North Carolina or no?

04:25:26.000 So, honestly, there was actually a retraction issued.

04:25:28.000 Let me scroll back up.

04:25:29.000 Oh, please tell me there was a retraction.

04:25:31.000 Was it Virginia?

04:25:31.000 Yes.

04:25:32.000 Virginia, who issued a retraction? 0.99

04:25:34.000 Please, tell me we have a clip.

04:25:35.000 Come on.

04:25:35.000 Because I feel like we haven't had enough clips tonight.

04:25:37.000 No, no, no, no.

04:25:38.000 I don't think it's that.

04:25:39.000 I'm just seeing where it is.

04:25:40.000 Oh, you just answered without thinking?

04:25:41.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

04:25:43.000 No, you got me giving him crap. 0.98

04:25:45.000 Will you let me do the thank you? 0.99

04:25:47.000 Okay, go ahead.

04:25:48.000 Gerald, I apologize.

04:25:49.000 Stephen's out of his mind tonight.

04:25:50.000 Thank you very much.

04:25:51.000 It's a Zofran. 0.98

04:25:52.000 So what was it?

04:25:53.000 Decision desk?

04:25:53.000 I think they retracted their Virginia call, if that's correct, guys.

04:25:57.000 Not decision, sorry.

04:25:58.000 Not decision desk.

04:25:59.000 Did not retract.

04:25:59.000 Somebody said it happened and did you take it out of there?

04:26:01.000 Fine, whatever.

04:26:02.000 They said that a minute ago.

04:26:03.000 How about this?

04:26:05.000 Andrew Bailey, they're texting like, oh gosh, no, we didn't say that!

04:26:08.000 Great, because this is going really well.

04:26:11.000 Andrew Bailey was re-elected as the AG in Missouri.

04:26:13.000 Nice.

04:26:13.000 The guy that's been on the show, that's done a lot of work trying to fight Section 30.

04:26:17.000 Oh, do we have him on the show?

04:26:18.000 No, we don't have him on the show.

04:26:19.000 Did we have him on the show?

04:26:20.000 Oh, yeah, we did have him on the show.

04:26:21.000 Did we?

04:26:22.000 Yeah, he was helping with that case.

04:26:24.000 I don't know, it's hot.

04:26:25.000 In Missouri, I think, right?

04:26:26.000 Another big victory.

04:26:27.000 My mother won in bingo tonight at the residence hall.

04:26:29.000 I feel like one of the old black ladies in Nick's neighborhood with the funny hats. 1.00

04:26:33.000 Go, Lord.

04:26:34.000 Oh, Lord, I tell you, it is hot out here.

04:26:37.000 It is hot out here.

04:26:39.000 Good golly.

04:26:40.000 I like that nice Sicilian boy who lives down the block and goes all out on Halloween. 0.89

04:26:45.000 What's his name, Nick DiPaolo?

04:26:46.000 Oh, he's got a bit of a dirty mouth, but his chest look clean.

04:26:50.000 Oh, boy. 0.93

04:26:51.000 He's got a zimpy face but legs like tree trunks.

04:26:54.000 God bless.

04:26:57.000 And he's only laughing because he knows that's an accurate description.

04:27:02.000 He got them Sicilian legs.

04:27:04.000 He got legs so fine, I tell you, if I was looking for the Mediterranean slave trade, I would pick him off the coast.

04:27:10.000 Girl, you heard his name.

04:27:11.000 It's Nick DePaola.

04:27:13.000 That's right.

04:27:13.000 Half a million to a million white slaves, but most of them was Sicilian, so I ain't feel that bad.

04:27:21.000 What the fuck? 1.00

04:27:25.000 What are you complaining about? 1.00

04:27:26.000 Giving you most air time, your heads, and tough people calling Quinn.

04:27:32.000 Half time I ever try to do that, give me a favor!

04:27:38.000 Jesus, how many more hours of this?

04:27:40.000 Too much! 0.96

04:27:42.000 Try to go raise the money for retarded kids. 0.99

04:27:46.000 I appreciate the money, thank you. 0.98

04:27:49.000 Let's bring up that, by the way, let's bring up that Jerry Lewis clip where he calls the guy's son an illiterate fag on the journey. 0.98

04:27:59.000 Ladies, you crippled. 1.00

04:28:01.000 Yeah, make sure.

04:28:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:28:03.000 I'll say it again.

04:28:03.000 I'll never walk alone!

04:28:08.000 That was fun for sick kids!

04:28:10.000 Do it twice.

04:28:11.000 Nutty! 0.76

04:28:12.000 We had to dump twice?

04:28:14.000 Hey lady! 1.00

04:28:15.000 How do you feel about homophobia?

04:28:20.000 I told you it's going to get weird once we get to what there'll be a bunch of states called, and now we're waiting on those swing states, so we've got to fill some time.

04:28:26.000 Are we going back to game time?

04:28:27.000 I just can't wait to hear what Nebraska has to say.

04:28:29.000 It all feels...

04:28:31.000 I have a lot of chaos right now on what we're doing.

04:28:33.000 We have options, but I thought Bongino was going to us after his guest, so I don't know exactly where we're going.

04:28:40.000 Who's he talking to?

04:28:42.000 We lost his audio.

04:28:44.000 We didn't change anything on our end.

04:28:46.000 Alright, well look, there's been enough states called for Donald Trump, so finish your drink if the hell's the difference.

04:28:50.000 Heck yeah, I'd love to hear that.

04:28:52.000 Let's do it. 0.99

04:28:53.000 Remember radio shows when you called Dan and shit and it worked? 0.98

04:28:56.000 Okay, now Dan wants to take us, is what I'm hearing from them. 0.99

04:28:59.000 Do we have him?

04:29:00.000 We have him, but we don't have audio from him, and he could probably hear us, so they gotta change back whatever they, you know, undid.

04:29:09.000 Meanwhile, I'm having stomach pains.

04:29:11.000 I know.

04:29:11.000 Uh-oh.

04:29:12.000 It's got stomach pain.

04:29:14.000 I don't know what's happening with Dan Bongino.

04:29:16.000 He's my ninth favorite kid.

04:29:17.000 He's about to move down to spot 11.

04:29:19.000 Doesn't get a microphone working right.

04:29:20.000 I feel like I'm having a miscarriage over here.

04:29:24.000 I'm engaging on Dan Bongino.

04:29:25.000 He's there with a former cop.

04:29:28.000 What?

04:29:32.000 Oh, that Pizza Hut's hit me from last year.

04:29:36.000 One of the silver linings of having no food in it.

04:29:38.000 Must have been a thousand jalapenos.

04:29:41.000 I eat that personal pan.

04:29:42.000 Did you complete the book it challenge?

04:29:44.000 Was that a Wally fart?

04:29:47.000 What?

04:29:47.000 I have no idea.

04:29:48.000 What the hell was that? 1.00

04:29:50.000 Holy shit. 1.00

04:29:51.000 Is that Bongino's feet? 0.99

04:29:52.000 Sounds like Jack Ruby's good.

04:29:53.000 That was an open crack shower fart right there. 0.99

04:29:55.000 That's what that was.

04:29:59.000 Is that a third assassination attempt?

04:30:01.000 I don't think we have the speakers on.

04:30:02.000 Who stepped on a duck?

04:30:03.000 Yeah, well, we...

04:30:05.000 No, he put it out, but we got the speaker.

04:30:06.000 All right, okay.

04:30:07.000 I'm fine.

04:30:08.000 They're having a good time.

04:30:08.000 Somebody step on a duck.

04:30:10.000 Hey, hey.

04:30:12.000 Are we getting Bongino or not?

04:30:13.000 Because if not, I'm going to go to the next seven.

04:30:15.000 Go to the next thing.

04:30:15.000 I don't have his audience.

04:30:17.000 All right, then we have this printed out.

04:30:18.000 Let's go to, we do have a reload of what Donald Trump's going to do on day one, but let's mix it up.

04:30:22.000 We have seven plus one, things Kamala will do when she loses. 1.00

04:30:28.000 loses.

04:30:28.000 This is the second this week, 7 plus 1.

04:30:31.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!

04:30:38.000 All right, things...

04:30:40.000 They always forget one in the chamber.

04:30:41.000 Seven plus one things Kamala will do when she loses tonight. 1.00

04:30:45.000 Number seven, Nick DiPaolo.

04:30:47.000 Report Tim Walz to the DHS as a Chinese spy.

04:30:50.000 Oh, that seems indictive.

04:30:53.000 Doing her civic duty.

04:30:54.000 Yes.

04:30:55.000 That's right.

04:30:55.000 And number six.

04:30:57.000 Number six things Kamala will do when she loses tonight. 1.00

04:30:59.000 Finally find her dad's pack of cigarettes.

04:31:02.000 Aww.

04:31:04.000 Well, I missed that one.

04:31:05.000 He'll come back.

04:31:06.000 Seven plus one things Kamala will do when she loses tonight. 1.00

04:31:08.000 Number five, Gerald Morgan.

04:31:10.000 A bit to the world that her stepdaughter really creeps her out. 0.93

04:31:13.000 Well, she saw Orphan.

04:31:15.000 She saw Orphan.

04:31:18.000 Sleeps with the doors locked.

04:31:20.000 Yes.

04:31:20.000 Number four things Kamala will do when she loses.

04:31:23.000 Put on a siree.

04:31:24.000 That's a traditional Indian garb.

04:31:25.000 Put on a siree and attempt to convince J.D. Vance she's his wife.

04:31:30.000 Job security.

04:31:31.000 Yeah, man.

04:31:32.000 I'm your wife.

04:31:34.000 Number three.

04:31:35.000 Nailed it.

04:31:35.000 Number three, Josh.

04:31:37.000 Shut up, Josh. 0.99

04:31:38.000 Go back to being from a middle-class family. 1.00

04:31:40.000 Oh, there we go.

04:31:42.000 This one is right up there.

04:31:43.000 Seven plus one thing Kamala will do when she loses tonight. 1.00

04:31:45.000 Number two, Nick DiPaolo.

04:31:47.000 Finally get that vaginal rejuvenation surgery. 0.53

04:31:50.000 She's earned it.

04:31:50.000 She's put in the hours.

04:31:52.000 Wow.

04:31:52.000 She's put in the hours.

04:31:53.000 Man, she took the NBA West. 0.99

04:31:56.000 You know what they say?

04:31:57.000 Number one...

04:31:58.000 What?

04:31:58.000 Dude looks like a lady.

04:31:59.000 Hey! 0.99

04:32:00.000 They do say that.

04:32:02.000 Number one thing she'll do is throw a glass vase and utter into the broken mirror that she can't hear the joy anymore. 0.94

04:32:08.000 Oh, no!

04:32:09.000 I can see that one.

04:32:11.000 And the plus one!

04:32:13.000 That plus one thing that...

04:32:15.000 Come on, here.

04:32:16.000 Well, then she loses tonight.

04:32:17.000 Well, this one seems... 0.94

04:32:18.000 Panic fellatio. 0.96

04:32:21.000 That is the best kind, by the way. 0.89

04:32:23.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!

04:32:29.000 I tell my wife there's a category four coming. 0.99

04:32:32.000 It's the best blowjob you'll ever get. 0.99

04:32:34.000 What's next, an emergency pregnancy? 0.99

04:32:35.000 I have no idea.

04:32:38.000 Do we want to check in with people?

04:32:40.000 We have Devin Nunes at Mar-a-Lago if we want to check in with Devin, CEO of True Social.

04:32:47.000 Let's check in with Devin.

04:32:47.000 Just don't ask me.

04:32:51.000 I'm saying this because I've gotten screwed over the last five minutes on calling people being ready. 0.97

04:32:56.000 Well, you're about to get screwed again. 0.95

04:32:58.000 You've got to give me a couple seconds. 0.98

04:32:59.000 It's in the chat! 0.99

04:33:01.000 I just did a fucking 7 plus 1! 0.98

04:33:03.000 Hey, guys. 0.99

04:33:04.000 That's true.

04:33:04.000 He's right.

04:33:05.000 It sure runs like a Swiss watch.

04:33:06.000 We have people coming in from CNN and Fox News.

04:33:08.000 Let's keep it to an NC-17.

04:33:10.000 We got Jake Tapper's sister on line three.

04:33:12.000 Oh, look.

04:33:13.000 Tapper.

04:33:14.000 Oh, my God.

04:33:14.000 Chris, you got Wallace on CNN acting like he doesn't hate his life.

04:33:17.000 This guy couldn't cut it at Fox News.

04:33:20.000 Couldn't cut it on CNN, so he went to CNN subscription service.

04:33:23.000 Yeah, that lasted.

04:33:24.000 And then they have him on every now and then like, ah, I don't know.

04:33:26.000 It's late at night.

04:33:27.000 Throw on Wall. 0.98

04:33:28.000 No.

04:33:28.000 How he washes Haraldo's pool.

04:33:31.000 What is it?

04:33:32.000 Can you get a skinnier tie knot?

04:33:34.000 Yeah.

04:33:35.000 And right now, they're looking at Michigan.

04:33:37.000 Right now, only 23% of the...

04:33:39.000 Oh, that's heartening to know that about Michigan.

04:33:41.000 Yeah, only 23%.

04:33:43.000 That's too close.

04:33:44.000 I don't like it.

04:33:45.000 They have the work ethic of an auto worker.

04:33:46.000 I don't like it.

04:33:47.000 All right.

04:33:48.000 Pretty soon, we're going to need to go to an actual break, on a two-minute break, where I eat some saltines.

04:33:52.000 I've got Devin.

04:33:53.000 Saltines.

04:33:54.000 Devin Nunez?

04:33:54.000 Yes.

04:33:55.000 All right, everybody.

04:33:56.000 Right now, on the line, we have from Mar-a-Lago, you said?

04:33:58.000 Yeah, he's at Mar-a-Lago.

04:33:59.000 I hope it's better Wi-Fi than Bolsonaro.

04:34:00.000 Ah, we'll see.

04:34:01.000 Devin Nunez.

04:34:07.000 There you go.

04:34:08.000 There's Mr.

04:34:09.000 Nunez, who didn't put it in horizontal mode.

04:34:11.000 How are you, sir?

04:34:11.000 Can you see me and hear me?

04:34:13.000 You want it in horizontal mode?

04:34:15.000 There you go.

04:34:16.000 Hey! 0.99

04:34:18.000 Hey, why does your wife not work, and Bolsonaro was in Mar-a-Lago, and it didn't work at all?

04:34:23.000 Yours is clear as a bell.

04:34:26.000 I have better Wi-Fi, man.

04:34:27.000 I used to chair the Intelligence Committee.

04:34:29.000 That's right.

04:34:30.000 That's the best answer ever. 0.99

04:34:32.000 Dumb question. 0.99

04:34:34.000 Devin, let me ask you this. 0.98

04:34:36.000 What are you guys, what's the vibe there?

04:34:37.000 What are you feeling, you know, straight shot for people out there and you guys in the know?

04:34:42.000 Because we know that you have access to internal polls that a lot of people don't.

04:34:44.000 What's the feeling? 0.99

04:34:46.000 Yeah, look, I think it's a kind of chicken shit that they haven't called Georgia. 0.99

04:34:50.000 Georgia's been done for two hours. 0.99

04:34:52.000 North Carolina looks like it's in good shape.

04:34:55.000 And, you know, you just have to look across the board.

04:34:57.000 I mean, Trump's well positioned to win this thing.

04:34:59.000 Yet you have all the fake news channels that just aren't calling it.

04:35:04.000 You know, and look, we've still got to get all the votes in, but it seems really weird that they're not calling North Carolina or Georgia at this point.

04:35:12.000 Well, some places did call North Carolina.

04:35:14.000 We were holding on North Carolina because we're still holding on Virginia because they called Virginia with way, way too early.

04:35:19.000 And by the way, called it some of these places before they called Louisiana, if you can believe it.

04:35:24.000 We are getting close here to looking at Georgia, too, actually.

04:35:28.000 As soon as we're done with this call, I'm going to go take a break and speak with our decision desk, the better decision desk.

04:35:34.000 So it seems like Georgia is pretty much...

04:35:37.000 Like you said, you don't want to count other chickens before they hatch, but do you guys have some other data on Georgia where, compared to recent elections, it's one that should be called?

04:35:47.000 Yeah, look, and even people from the outside that I used to know, even Democrats that I know, have said that Georgia's done, it's cooked.

04:35:55.000 So, you know, I think the fake news is trying to push this out.

04:35:58.000 Now, look, it doesn't mean he's still got to break through the blue wall, and we still have Arizona to come in, but I like where President Trump is at right now, biggest political comeback in modern history, if not the history of the country.

04:36:12.000 I can say unequivocally that Donald Trump winning tonight would be the biggest political comeback in the history of the country.

04:36:17.000 I think that's pretty safe to say, honestly.

04:36:19.000 I mean, because all the other guys, I mean, they only got shot.

04:36:22.000 He got shot, and he did a whole lot more.

04:36:25.000 So you could definitely put him in that conversation.

04:36:27.000 What are you most excited about, Devin, as far as, you know, another four years?

04:36:32.000 And I know Section 230 has been really close, near and dear to you, but what gets you out of bed in the morning?

04:36:38.000 You know, the main thing that has to be done, and look, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves, right?

04:36:42.000 Arizona still will come in, but I think the Department of Justice, and you guys have done a good job covering this on your show when you guys aren't kind of screwing around and joking, but when you actually are talking about substance on your show, the Department of Justice, you know, they've got to bring a whole team in there and fix that stuff, because I think if you fix that, it makes it a hell of a lot easier to fix the rest of the government.

04:37:04.000 Yeah.

04:37:05.000 No, I think you're right.

04:37:06.000 Is there anyone who we could expect you think would be fired day one in the Department of Justice?

04:37:12.000 Well, I mean, they all need to go.

04:37:14.000 I mean, obviously, I just think Trump would need to bring in, you know, I mean, it takes, you can't just put one guy in there and leave him to the wolves.

04:37:23.000 I think that was one of the problems last time.

04:37:25.000 You've got to bring in a whole team.

04:37:26.000 Right.

04:37:26.000 I think that's the key.

04:37:27.000 Yeah.

04:37:28.000 When I say a team, like, you've got to bring in, like, 25 people and clean the place up.

04:37:33.000 Right.

04:37:33.000 Is that something where you would hope to maybe be playing a role yourself there, Devin?

04:37:38.000 Well, thank God I'm not a lawyer, so I will not have to do that.

04:37:41.000 You have to actually have a law degree.

04:37:43.000 I play a lawyer and, you know, have dealt with lawyers my whole life, but yeah, not something that I would do, but I just think it's the most important issue.

04:37:51.000 Well, I'm going to go back to and speak with our data analysts here, because I don't know if you know this, this is the number one stream in the world right now online.

04:37:57.000 And we've been making some calls that other people are afraid to make.

04:38:00.000 We've been holding back on some calls, too, because we have a little bit of granularity there.

04:38:03.000 We're going, oh, we might want to wait for some context.

04:38:06.000 Yeah.

04:38:07.000 And I would watch, you know, Carrie Lake is a friend of the show, of your show, Steve.

04:38:10.000 She's going to be on later tonight? 0.98

04:38:12.000 Yeah, I think she has a good shot to win. 1.00

04:38:14.000 I really do.

04:38:14.000 I'm feeling like she could upset, and nobody has given her a shot to win in the kind of the elite class, and that would be a hell of a victory if she can pull it off.

04:38:23.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

04:38:24.000 I think it's closer than a lot of people are giving it credit for.

04:38:26.000 It's not one that I would make a call on right now, of course, because, you know, Arizona takes, I think, four months to give the final results.

04:38:34.000 But I do believe she's going to be in the show.

04:38:36.000 The only thing that you'll have to wait for longer, it's just it doesn't really matter, will be California.

04:38:42.000 We'll know California results by about Thanksgiving.

04:38:45.000 Everybody will be getting ready to cook their turkeys and having a cocktail.

04:38:50.000 They'll call California.

04:38:52.000 Although this year I'm smoking a turkey, so we'll see how that goes.

04:38:54.000 My first year smoking a turkey.

04:38:55.000 I'm pretty excited about it, but I know you can't do it from frozen or you'll explode your smoker.

04:38:58.000 I was going to say, Devin, hey, just feel free if anything's going on down there that you want us to get out.

04:39:02.000 Just text us and also thanks for the wine.

04:39:04.000 He sent me some wine.

04:39:05.000 Really?

04:39:05.000 That's fantastic.

04:39:06.000 What was it, cold duck?

04:39:09.000 No, it's good wine. 0.90

04:39:10.000 Not this boxed wine crap I hear I have to taste later. 0.95

04:39:13.000 Yeah, you do. 0.98

04:39:13.000 That's all we have to do. 0.98

04:39:14.000 Yes, don't forget about that, please.

04:39:15.000 No, please forget about that.

04:39:16.000 It's very important to me that he does the boxed wine taste test.

04:39:19.000 Yes, it is.

04:39:19.000 We will do the boxed wine taste test.

04:39:20.000 All right, Devin, if you want to leave our viewers with, what is it that you want to say in closing here if there's one thing you want people watching to take away?

04:39:28.000 Look, I just think this is another just big miss by the fake news, the fake polling.

04:39:33.000 You know, they ran that whole scheme over the weekend with Iowa, you know, that Iowa was, you know, Harris was up by three points in Iowa.

04:39:41.000 You know, and I just said sometimes this stuff just takes common sense, right?

04:39:44.000 If Kamala Harris was within three or four points, if she was behind by three or four points in a poll, I mean, Why wouldn't he have gone to Iowa?

04:40:03.000 So, you know, they just play these, they run these disinformation campaigns.

04:40:08.000 And I think the big losers are these pollsters that went along with it.

04:40:11.000 And look, I think overall, if you take a look at it, a lot of the polls got it right.

04:40:16.000 These are going to be close races.

04:40:17.000 But most of them had Trump slightly ahead.

04:40:20.000 And it looks like right now, that's what's, you know, Trump's going to win these tight races by anywhere from, you know, two to five points.

04:40:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

04:40:28.000 And I think you're right about Virginia.

04:40:30.000 They called Virginia just way too early.

04:40:33.000 I don't know that we get there in Virginia, but it's definitely close.

04:40:37.000 Well, if it's close, like we said, if it's anywhere five points or under, then that is a very significant indicator as to where the momentum is going for the rest of the country.

04:40:43.000 You don't have to win them.

04:40:44.000 Just look at those numbers and those margins that a lot of people aren't paying attention to.

04:40:47.000 And that, by the way, that you just mentioned Iowa and you just mentioned some of these states, we actually have to go make some more state calls.

04:40:53.000 So, Devin Nunez, we appreciate it, brother.

04:40:54.000 Please check back in later.

04:40:56.000 Hey, thanks, guys.

04:40:57.000 Appreciate it.

04:40:57.000 Thank you.

04:40:58.000 Devin Nunez, everybody.

04:40:59.000 All right.

04:40:59.000 Thanks.

04:41:03.000 That guy's great.

04:41:04.000 He is great.

04:41:05.000 And we do have some state calls to make right now.

04:41:09.000 Oh, jeez.

04:41:11.000 All right, okay.

04:41:17.000 Officially, Gerald, we have 17 electoral votes.

04:41:21.000 This is not a surprise, but it is being called officially right now here.

04:41:25.000 Ohio for Donald Trump.

04:41:27.000 That's a good one.

04:41:28.000 Hey, there we go.

04:41:29.000 All right.

04:41:30.000 And then another one, because we were talking about this, remember where they were saying, oh, actually, right now, it looks like Kamala might win Iowa.

04:41:36.000 We are actually officially calling Iowa with six electoral college votes for Donald Trump.

04:41:41.000 All right, I can talk about that this week.

04:41:42.000 That's right, baby! 1.00

04:41:44.000 Turns out Miss Register was full of crap. 1.00

04:41:46.000 Oh. 1.00

04:41:47.000 But she's got the most accurate polling, Steven.

04:41:50.000 As people said, she's got the most accurate polling.

04:41:52.000 Seltzer, whatever her name is. 0.95

04:41:53.000 I watched CNN yesterday in a fever dream where they're going, and now what we're seeing with Iowa being so close is telling you that women are coming out in record numbers and they just don't like what Donald Trump is selling.

04:42:02.000 Really?

04:42:03.000 Really?

04:42:04.000 And again, that's the lie.

04:42:05.000 The left lied to their people as though Kamala Harris had a snowball's chance in hell in Iowa. 0.97

04:42:10.000 We're not going to do that with you guys in California or New York.

04:42:13.000 Or they only pulled women because the men were working on the field or whatever.

04:42:17.000 Yes, exactly.

04:42:17.000 They were at their jobs or doing something important.

04:42:20.000 They were tilling the cornfields.

04:42:22.000 You till cornfields?

04:42:23.000 I don't know.

04:42:23.000 They till it.

04:42:24.000 Sure, why not?

04:42:25.000 You plow women, you till. 1.00

04:42:26.000 I don't know.

04:42:27.000 You till cornfields.

04:42:28.000 I don't know exactly, but I do know this.

04:42:30.000 We're going to take Who said that?

04:42:31.000 The first actual break of the night.

04:42:33.000 We're going to come back.

04:42:34.000 And the reason I'm going to take this break is I'm going to go back and speak with our data analysts and go through some interesting numbers that we're seeing here and see if there are some calls that we might feel comfortable making where some other people are holding out.

04:42:46.000 So stay with us.

04:42:47.000 We'll be right back.

04:42:48.000 And let everyone know this is the place to be as we start getting into those states that are in contention.

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04:43:31.000 Protests continue across the country this evening, and we want you to know, of course, that though there are some individual protesters who are agitated, it is not the norm.

04:43:47.000 These protests are largely peaceful.

04:43:50.000 Many people look back at the demonstrations at Selma and wonder, what would I have done?

04:43:54.000 Would I have marched across that bridge?

04:43:56.000 Or would I be standing on the other side?

04:43:59.000 Well, I have an answer for you.

04:44:01.000 And my answer is a question.

04:44:04.000 What are you doing now?

04:44:06.000 Now, Tanya, how would you describe the attitude on the ground there?

04:44:10.000 We go now live to our woman in the field, Tanya Franks.

04:44:13.000 Well, Chris, first I want to say that was inspiring.

04:44:13.000 Tanya?

04:44:16.000 Not many today have the courage to say what you just did.

04:44:18.000 Your wife is a lucky woman.

04:44:20.000 Well, that's very kind of you to say, Tanya.

04:44:22.000 And might I say you look positively dishy this evening.

04:44:26.000 Well, as far as the attitude on the ground, you know, folks are entirely peaceful, but far from happy.

04:44:32.000 Just imagine if every day when you left home, you didn't know whether you'd be coming back.

04:44:36.000 What power?

04:44:37.000 You might be a little upset, too.

04:44:39.000 Well, Tonya, in my line of work, that's always a possibility, but I know that many in the audience might not understand what that's like.

04:44:47.000 No.

04:44:48.000 Tonya, was that a man on fire?

04:44:51.000 Hard to tell with the flames, Chris.

04:44:52.000 Might have been a really muscular lady. 1.00

04:44:54.000 So, Tanya, um, what are the people on the ground saying there? 1.00

04:44:58.000 Yeah, we gonna burn this motherf***** down, 313, b****! 1.00

04:45:01.000 That's right, CVS is open for business, y'all! 1.00

04:45:04.000 Take what you need, motherf*****s! 1.00

04:45:07.000 A fitting tribute to the memory of George Floyd, Chris. 0.98

04:45:10.000 Yo, who dat? 0.98

04:45:11.000 Yo, that's a motherf***** with a grill! 0.99

04:45:12.000 Charged evening, to be certain. 0.98

04:45:14.000 Now, some people are asking, why is this happening now?

04:45:18.000 Haven't things gotten better?

04:45:19.000 But there are still persistent and pervasive inequities in this country, and these protests are a reaction to that.

04:45:27.000 And aside from a string of isolated incidents, very small, things have been pretty peaceful, very tame.

04:45:34.000 Any final thoughts, Tanya?

04:45:37.000 Oh, uh, hello sir, uh, what's your name?

04:45:45.000 I'm sorry, that was unfair.

04:45:46.000 Allow me to reframe the question.

04:45:49.000 Good, sir.

04:45:50.000 Where, might I ask, is Tanya?

04:45:52.000 Oh, she dead? 0.86

04:45:56.000 Oh.

04:45:57.000 Yo! 1.00

04:45:58.000 Yo, I got an Apple Watch, dog!

04:45:59.000 Yeah!

04:46:01.000 The language of the unheard.

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04:48:04.000 It's time.

04:48:05.000 Good afternoon.

04:48:14.000 Good to see you all.

04:48:16.000 I'm the president's press secretary.

04:48:19.000 I was going to say secretary, but I've been a girl trying to do this.

04:48:25.000 Does this administration believe, does this president believe slavery was wrong?

04:48:29.000 Does he believe slavery was wrong?

04:48:31.000 Of course he believes slavery was wrong.

04:48:34.000 Jim Crow, however, that's a different story.

04:48:37.000 I mean, that was well thought out.

04:48:40.000 You ever see Jim Crow, the guy it's based on?

04:48:42.000 Looks like a point guard for a WNBA team. 0.99

04:48:45.000 Of course Levy was wrong.

04:48:46.000 Nobody wants to work for free.

04:48:49.000 Can we debunk the myth that they built the country?

04:48:53.000 I'm of Italian descent.

04:48:55.000 My grandfather and grandmother built the country.

04:48:57.000 They had a hand in it.

04:48:58.000 The blacks did too. 0.95

04:49:00.000 But I'm just saying, I'm tired of that.

04:49:02.000 We built this place.

04:49:04.000 And they say they're from kings and queens.

04:49:07.000 That's their culture.

04:49:08.000 Burger King and Dairy Queen.

04:49:10.000 That was a little joke.

04:49:11.000 Don't get upset.

04:49:12.000 I know that was a little edgy.

04:49:13.000 But am I not going to say that when I just thought of it?

04:49:18.000 I'm going to give this to Biden.

04:49:19.000 If you see him, part of his hip.

04:49:21.000 It was just an above average day at the White House when your favorite president was catching up on the news.

04:49:41.000 When suddenly...

04:49:43.000 President, there's a deadly virus from China taking American lives. 1.00

04:49:43.000 Oh, Mr. 1.00

04:49:48.000 Oh, China! 0.99

04:49:49.000 Gross! 0.98

04:49:50.000 This sounds like a job for... 0.99

04:49:52.000 Super Trump!

04:49:55.000 Bam! 0.98

04:49:59.000 Boobs. 1.00

04:50:00.000 But then the worst possible thing happened. 0.90

04:50:04.000 Oh no, I've been infected with the deadly China virus from China. 0.99

04:50:08.000 Gross. 0.71

04:50:09.000 So the very strong, heroic Super Trump went to the hospital. 0.94

04:50:13.000 Some even thought the China virus had defeated him.

04:50:19.000 But on the third day, he rose from Walter Reed, and the China virus cried like a little infectious fish.

04:50:28.000 Oh, oh, and the Cuomo brothers, too.

04:50:30.000 So Super Trump knocked them unconscious.

04:50:32.000 Blambo! 0.98

04:50:33.000 And threw them all the way to the planet Mars.

04:50:40.000 I'm, uh, slightly confused.

04:50:42.000 Super Drab!

04:50:44.000 Rock 'em, talk 'em, rabbis! 1.00

04:51:02.000 Oh boy! 0.63

04:51:03.000 Rock'em Sock'em Rabbis. 1.00

04:51:06.000 Boom! 0.99

04:51:07.000 Brighten the kippah. 0.95

04:51:08.000 Press the buttons.

04:51:09.000 Move the joystick thingies.

04:51:11.000 Knock his kippah to the floor. 1.00

04:51:14.000 You're the winner.

04:51:17.000 He's just like me.

04:51:19.000 Best two out of three.

04:51:20.000 Dad, you're my best friend.

04:51:22.000 Rock'em Sock'em Rabbis by Milton Bradstead.

04:51:27.000 Remember Simpler.

04:51:29.000 Hey! 0.99

04:51:30.000 Hey! 0.99

04:51:31.000 Sorry, that was quick.

04:51:31.000 Here we go!

04:51:33.000 So we've got...

04:51:35.000 We'll do some state calls here if you want to really quickly.

04:51:37.000 I've got two that we can go to.

04:51:39.000 Do you want to do that?

04:51:39.000 Alright.

04:51:40.000 So...

04:51:41.000 Run it! 0.79

04:51:42.000 Which ones?

04:51:43.000 Well, I've got...

04:51:44.000 Well, I can't say it on air.

04:51:46.000 Neither.

04:51:47.000 Okay, neither one of them.

04:51:48.000 Okay, alright, alright.

04:51:49.000 Do the state call thing.

04:51:50.000 Alright, California's 54 electoral votes going to...

04:51:59.000 Kamala Harris, of course.

04:52:00.000 Come on, what did you think that was going to be?

04:52:03.000 The Nobody Cares electoral votes.

04:52:06.000 Fine.

04:52:07.000 Trump wins Idaho's four electoral votes.

04:52:10.000 There you go.

04:52:10.000 That's more positive momentum.

04:52:12.000 These are all kind of, you know, things that we thought were going to happen.

04:52:14.000 Wait a minute.

04:52:15.000 You told me we didn't...

04:52:16.000 Wait, wait.

04:52:17.000 What?

04:52:19.000 I'm having a good time.

04:52:24.000 Having a good time. 1.00

04:52:26.000 California can go get f***ed tonight by a migrant. 1.00

04:52:30.000 Oh, I hope it really stings. 1.00

04:52:33.000 I'm gonna go, go, go.

04:52:36.000 There's no stopping me.

04:52:39.000 Well, that guy just keeps going.

04:52:40.000 Yeah, absolutely.

04:52:42.000 So, California will be updated there.

04:52:43.000 We got Idaho updated.

04:52:44.000 Fantastic.

04:52:46.000 We got Alex Jones coming on the show in just about two minutes.

04:52:49.000 We've changed shirts here.

04:52:51.000 Got the Trump Vance 24.

04:52:53.000 Don't worry, we have another shirt for when Donald Trump is declared the victor.

04:52:57.000 So, make sure about that.

04:52:58.000 We've got some undercover stuff, guys.

04:52:59.000 So, thank you very much for helping us out by submitting your stuff in any way possible.

04:53:03.000 The DDS attack continues five hours later.

04:53:06.000 It's a record.

04:53:07.000 Apparently.

04:53:08.000 But our team is diligently working on it.

04:53:10.000 It's not their fault.

04:53:10.000 I've called all my cousins.

04:53:11.000 You called all of your cousins?

04:53:13.000 They swear it's not them.

04:53:14.000 I don't.

04:53:15.000 I don't know.

04:53:16.000 But LWCTips at ProtonMail.com.

04:53:18.000 Please make sure that you're still sending stuff in.

04:53:20.000 We have a few things we're going to talk about here in just a little bit.

04:53:23.000 Alright, so we have to retract the Idaho call.

04:53:26.000 Okay.

04:53:26.000 Fantastic.

04:53:28.000 Retracted.

04:53:28.000 Polls haven't closed yet.

04:53:29.000 That's my apology.

04:53:30.000 It was a missed opportunity.

04:53:33.000 We'll do it again in a minute.

04:53:34.000 Idaho or was it Iowa?

04:53:35.000 Idaho!

04:53:36.000 Wait, did I call Idaho or Iowa?

04:53:37.000 You called Iowa right.

04:53:38.000 They gave me Idaho to call, but we have to kind of pull it back because I guess the polls haven't closed yet.

04:53:43.000 Maybe it's another minute.

04:53:44.000 So I apologize for that.

04:53:45.000 We'll call that whenever the polls actually close in Idaho.

04:53:49.000 But we do have Alex Jones coming in in one minute here for you.

04:53:52.000 Okay.

04:53:52.000 Before that, sorry guys, I do have some saltine crackers here because fever's just creeping up.

04:53:57.000 It's like trying to not let an engine overheat.

04:54:00.000 So I just took some fever reducers and I was like, okay, let me bring it down.

04:54:03.000 Um...

04:54:04.000 We do have some undercover videos.

04:54:07.000 We do have some videos on the ground right now in relation to...

04:54:10.000 Gerald, if you want to go out and...

04:54:11.000 Yeah.

04:54:12.000 Talk with him.

04:54:12.000 One second.

04:54:13.000 You know what?

04:54:14.000 Hey.

04:54:14.000 Oh, there's Bill.

04:54:15.000 Hello.

04:54:15.000 We have Alex Jones in just one minute.

04:54:17.000 Sorry.

04:54:18.000 I was eating saltines.

04:54:19.000 The fever's...

04:54:20.000 Delicious.

04:54:21.000 Past low grade.

04:54:22.000 It's getting there.

04:54:23.000 It's trying to get you.

04:54:25.000 Yeah, popsicles.

04:54:27.000 Popsicles, applesauce, and there's three things. 1.00

04:54:31.000 Damn it. 0.99

04:54:31.000 Well, it doesn't help if I don't have the third thing. 0.99

04:54:33.000 Ha! 0.89

04:54:34.000 I think it's bourbon.

04:54:36.000 Is that not right?

04:54:36.000 No, I'm not doing that yet.

04:54:38.000 What the hell was it?

04:54:39.000 I got you.

04:54:40.000 One thing, we're looking into some numbers here that are pretty damn interesting.

04:54:43.000 I think my suspicions, not going to make any official calls, were likely correct as it relates to Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach, and some of the swings that we're seeing.

04:54:52.000 And if we can apply that, we're going to cross-reference it with some other counties that have already been called, not necessarily in swing states.

04:54:59.000 But in states that have already been called.

04:55:01.000 So we can look at some definitive patterns and see that it may be the reason this election plays out the way that it will in swing states, like Pennsylvania.

04:55:09.000 So before we get to that, though...

04:55:10.000 Can I ask you a question, Stephen?

04:55:11.000 Because...

04:55:13.000 When you do that, you cross-reference.

04:55:15.000 Is that because the demographics are similar?

04:55:18.000 Yeah.

04:55:18.000 In other words, I'm going to look at some demographics here that we're looking at right now and see, okay, if there was some major trends in these counties where we saw some significant swings, and we saw them in places, not only in Florida, but if that seems to check out consistently with places like New York, places that have already been called.

04:55:33.000 In other words, I'm not talking about counties that Donald Trump wins, but if certain demographics have been swinging consistently with a pattern, that'll give us some interesting projections that we can make that other people are not going to be willing to make because they would consider it racist.

04:55:46.000 Are there states with a lot of Jews and Cubans other than Florida?

04:55:50.000 Well, certainly a lot of states with a lot of Jewish votes.

04:55:54.000 And if you're seeing enough of those right now, what may be the theme of this election, and I'm just telling people that there may be something there, is enough Jewish voters peeling off from the Democrat base. 0.95

04:56:03.000 And yeah, enough Hispanics may be peeling off, and that may determine some counties in these swing states. 1.00

04:56:07.000 I see.

04:56:08.000 Because a lot of people are afraid, based on certain areas that may be heavily Kamala not reporting yet, but we're seeing some numbers play out remarkably consistently.

04:56:17.000 Right now, but I want to double-check it before I... Can you imagine if the media took as much time and care as you did?

04:56:26.000 No, I can't imagine.

04:56:27.000 That's because they've not done it since I've been alive.

04:56:29.000 A fantasy.

04:56:30.000 Look, you and me, comedians tonight doing this, and a half-Asian lawyer who's basically also become a comedian, which makes me feel really good about my legal futures.

04:56:39.000 First of all, sensuality is a function of intelligence.

04:56:42.000 How's this person going to get everything? 0.97

04:56:43.000 I was making dick jokes, the local chuckle hut. 0.99

04:56:46.000 Hey, you know juries love dick jokes. 0.99

04:56:48.000 It's true, they do. 0.99

04:56:49.000 Yeah, they do.

04:56:50.000 I've been in enough rooms now where I'm like, oh, it just comes down to whether they like the lawyer.

04:56:55.000 Yes.

04:56:56.000 That's true of sales and anything else.

04:56:58.000 It's true of anything else.

04:56:59.000 So right now, we do have an update right now.

04:57:01.000 Noodles, Toolman, before we get to Alex Jones, in DeKalb County, I do believe that we have a video here.

04:57:06.000 So let's go to our electoral integrity map.

04:57:08.000 If we can, I know we have writers there right now.

04:57:10.000 But the electoral integrity map, you guys can use it.

04:57:13.000 Electionintegritymap.com.

04:57:14.000 I keep saying electoral because it's all of the above.

04:57:17.000 Go and you can follow along with us.

04:57:17.000 Electionintegritymap.com.

04:57:19.000 We are hearing some reports in two places right now.

04:57:22.000 DeKalb County and in Philly.

04:57:25.000 And I believe we have video for both of these.

04:57:26.000 You guys can correct me if I'm wrong or if it's just images.

04:57:29.000 But in DeKalb County, what we are hearing right now is...

04:57:33.000 Well, I guess we have a librarian right now with an exclusive reporting on some of those bomb threats that we heard about in DeKalb County.

04:57:41.000 So let's go to Georgia right now on the election integrity map.

04:57:44.000 And I believe that if we go to DeKalb County...

04:57:48.000 Yep.

04:57:49.000 We're going to see right now.

04:57:52.000 And Lane the Brain can let me know if I'm getting anything wrong here because these reports are coming in, obviously, and they're fluid.

04:57:58.000 Do you have the video there, Noodles?

04:57:59.000 I have the video, yeah.

04:58:00.000 The more info button's not working at the moment, but we'll take the video.

04:58:03.000 God love DDoS attacks.

04:58:05.000 So we can do it for you live, but because of the DDoS attacks, it's taking a little bit of time to update.

04:58:10.000 We do have a video exclusive right now from a librarian on these bomb threats that other people have talked about.

04:58:16.000 Let's watch.

04:58:16.000 No, that's not a librarian.

04:58:27.000 ...mess up the boat, but I've been doing this since 2006, and I've never seen anything like it.

04:58:33.000 This is the first time in my, since 2006, that I've ever had to leave this...

04:58:39.000 Okay.

04:58:41.000 One moment, let's fix it.

04:58:43.000 Is that the end of that?

04:58:44.000 Did that audio get censored?

04:58:46.000 Did the audio get censored?

04:58:47.000 Or was it still playing?

04:58:51.000 Let me try one more time here, sorry.

04:58:53.000 Alright, let's bring this back.

04:58:55.000 It's very, very low.

04:58:57.000 I can hear.

04:59:00.000 I've been doing it since 2006, and I've never seen anything like it.

04:59:04.000 This is the first time in my, since 2006, that I've ever had to leave this...

04:59:09.000 Oh.

04:59:11.000 It looks like it's freezing for some reason.

04:59:15.000 Guys, send me the clip and I'll play it.

04:59:18.000 We can play the Philly clip.

04:59:21.000 I put the camera on us and we eat it.

04:59:27.000 Just go ahead and play the next clip.

04:59:30.000 I haven't eaten dinner.

04:59:31.000 I'm eating saltine crackers. 0.99

04:59:33.000 It's my one recipe, and you guys gotta f*** me with the saltine crackers. 0.97

04:59:38.000 All right, here, I can set this up. 0.97

04:59:40.000 Philly, an undercover journalist following ballots.

04:59:42.000 Oh, let's go into a different one.

04:59:44.000 Yeah, do you want me to do that while your mouth is full of saltine?

04:59:47.000 I will wait until you're done chewing.

04:59:49.000 How about this?

04:59:50.000 Tell us a story about, you know, something with your...

04:59:52.000 I'm worried about the bond threats in Georgia.

04:59:54.000 Okay.

04:59:55.000 Well, hold on.

04:59:55.000 Keep talking.

04:59:56.000 You two talk about your stuff.

04:59:57.000 I'm worried about this.

04:59:58.000 It's like Santa.

04:59:58.000 I can't eat it.

04:59:59.000 I'm worried.

05:00:01.000 Bring the guy some milk.

05:00:03.000 I've never heard something.

05:00:04.000 He needs some milk.

05:00:05.000 Crackers for a fever.

05:00:06.000 What are you, a parrot?

05:00:08.000 I mean, this is like an old wiveship.

05:00:11.000 It's like some Czechoslovakian great-grandmas are like, we told them, and then they ate the crackers. 1.00

05:00:16.000 We're fucking morons. 1.00

05:00:19.000 Hey, I got a spoonful of cinnamon for you next. 1.00

05:00:22.000 I love that he can't even respond right now because he's got cement in his mouth. 0.90

05:00:25.000 You're the kind of prick who would tell me it's cinnamon but make it even worse with like cayenne pepper. 0.97

05:00:29.000 Put some potato slices on your forehead like my grandma did. 0.99

05:00:35.000 Pretty soon you'll be putting coins over my eyes.

05:00:37.000 There's bomb threats in Georgia.

05:00:38.000 I'm worried.

05:00:38.000 My wife's drinking and dialing.

05:00:45.000 I left her a list on the refrigerator what to do.

05:00:47.000 Okay, so we'll go back to that video, but right now I guess we have this from Philly.

05:00:50.000 We do have an undercover journalist who's been following ballots and has been showing the lack of security that is going on right now in Philadelphia.

05:00:56.000 That's right.

05:00:56.000 So this we do have, and you do have the video.

05:00:58.000 I'm going to play it.

05:00:58.000 I have the video.

05:00:59.000 - Go ahead. - This is My Club Undercover. - So those are the ballots in that wagon?

05:01:13.000 That looks like Michael Myers.

05:01:15.000 Yeah, what is that?

05:01:16.000 That looks like Michael Myers carrying ballots.

05:01:19.000 This looks like a friendly evening picnic.

05:01:22.000 Visual representation of safe and secure.

05:01:24.000 The most secure election of our lifetime.

05:01:27.000 Hey, I got some papers over here.

05:01:29.000 Hey, who ordered the oranges?

05:01:31.000 Yeah, you know what?

05:01:31.000 I guess I'm going to take them to the literal wrong side of the tracks.

05:01:37.000 Did I even let him in?

05:01:38.000 They're closing the gate on him.

05:01:39.000 I'm going to make a prediction.

05:01:39.000 They're like, no.

05:01:40.000 The left's going to say it was right-wing people doing it. 1.00

05:01:43.000 Any way they're losing, they're going to pull this shit. 1.00

05:01:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

05:01:45.000 They don't even know.

05:01:46.000 They don't even know.

05:01:47.000 They're like, wait, we got to let him in?

05:01:49.000 Hey, you expecting some ballots over here?

05:01:52.000 That's some guy who says he's got ballots.

05:01:54.000 No, no, ballots!

05:01:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.

05:01:57.000 He says he didn't order a gym. 1.00

05:01:58.000 Not Bally's, you smug prick. 1.00

05:02:01.000 Ballots! 0.99

05:02:02.000 He's jacked up anyway.

05:02:02.000 Ballots!

05:02:04.000 Yeah, leave it next to the Trader Vicks.

05:02:09.000 I'm just going with 80s references that don't exist anymore.

05:02:13.000 That's what we knew.

05:02:14.000 So they're walking the cooler.

05:02:16.000 Where are they going with them?

05:02:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.

05:02:18.000 It seems like they're going to walk them to a quarry or a shallow grave.

05:02:23.000 Are you sure those are ballots without somebody's head?

05:02:25.000 Yeah, well, you know, at this point it could be one and the same.

05:02:28.000 Yeah, you know, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone.

05:02:28.000 It's Philadelphia.

05:02:31.000 I got a head.

05:02:32.000 I got some ballots.

05:02:34.000 Which one do you want to dump first?

05:02:36.000 Well, last year they said it was film equipment.

05:02:38.000 That's right.

05:02:39.000 They said it was film equipment.

05:02:40.000 They're going to blame these bomb threats in Georgia.

05:02:43.000 You know they're going to do that, right?

05:02:44.000 Anywhere they're having trouble, they're going to blame it on the right.

05:02:47.000 Well, they blamed it on the right.

05:02:48.000 They blamed it on the right wing.

05:02:49.000 They blamed the assassination attempts.

05:02:51.000 Remember, like, you're doing this to try and plump up your numbers.

05:02:54.000 Yeah.

05:02:55.000 What?

05:02:55.000 Then they said it was Iran.

05:02:57.000 It's like, pick a fucking... 1.00

05:02:58.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

05:02:58.000 Pick a straw man, you jerk off. 1.00

05:02:59.000 Which enemy would you like it to be? 1.00

05:03:01.000 Let's go.

05:03:02.000 Do we have the video with the audio from DeKaub County, or are we still having issues with the audio there?

05:03:06.000 It was a librarian talking about the bomb threats.

05:03:08.000 Yeah?

05:03:09.000 They're subtitling it and exporting it now.

05:03:12.000 Okay, good.

05:03:12.000 So we can have that.

05:03:13.000 Now, here's something that I wanted to highlight to you guys, because we talked about those numbers, right?

05:03:18.000 Let me give you the general number swing, okay?

05:03:21.000 In Florida, we talked about this from 2020 to 2024.

05:03:23.000 Okay, Miami-Dade was an 18-point swing.

05:03:27.000 Guys, correct me if I'm wrong, I believe it was an 18 percentage point swing that we saw.

05:03:31.000 Not 18,000 votes, 18 points.

05:03:33.000 Broward, we saw a 13 point swing.

05:03:35.000 Palm Beach, we saw a 12 point swing.

05:03:37.000 Now we know it's Florida, so a lot of Hispanics.

05:03:40.000 But, Miami-Dade has 123,000 Jewish citizens.

05:03:45.000 Broward has 149,000 Jewish citizens.

05:03:49.000 Palm Beach has 134,000 Jewish citizens.

05:03:52.000 So we're looking at, so look, Miami-Dade, 123,000 Jews, an 18 point swing.

05:03:55.000 I think we get a Jew problem. 1.00

05:03:56.000 Broward, we have 149,000, a 13-point swing.

05:03:59.000 Palm Beach, we have 134,000 Jews.

05:04:01.000 We have a 12-point swing.

05:04:03.000 That is something that is significant because Florida, it was a swing state.

05:04:07.000 You may not remember.

05:04:08.000 People used to stay up for Florida, right?

05:04:10.000 People used to stay up for Florida because it was such a swing state.

05:04:12.000 We're looking at right now potentially a win from Donald Trump by a million votes, a I don't know if that's still holding true.

05:04:17.000 Let's have Mission Control get me those numbers.

05:04:19.000 But certainly a much, much larger margin.

05:04:22.000 We were wondering before this election how many Jews were going to be pissed off with the Democrat Party because of what they see with the rhetoric out of not only Kamala Harris, who ran two competing ads, by the way, in Pennsylvania, I believe, or was it Minnesota, where she ran one for the... 0.94

05:04:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

05:04:38.000 Terrorist sympathizers, and then she ran one for the Jewish citizens.

05:04:41.000 123,000 in Miami-Dade.

05:04:43.000 Can someone give me the total number two of people in Miami-Dade?

05:04:45.000 Six million.

05:04:46.000 18-point swing.

05:04:48.000 This is significant.

05:04:49.000 We haven't seen huge changes, right, with other numbers.

05:04:53.000 In other words, we're not seeing something else that sticks out like a sore thumb, but we are seeing an 18-point swing, which suggests that if Donald Trump is peeling off the Jewish vote by just a few percentage points, hey, that might be the reason for it. 0.99

05:05:05.000 So then you can look at places like New York.

05:05:07.000 We're going to look at some of the swings that we're seeing, by the way.

05:05:09.000 So let's look at New York.

05:05:10.000 I asked them to cross-reference this on a hunch, and they are cross-referencing this.

05:05:14.000 So 2020 to 2024, the county swing that we see in Brooklyn, 11.6.

05:05:19.000 Manhattan, 10.7.

05:05:20.000 A swing to Donald Trump.

05:05:22.000 Queens, 21.

05:05:24.000 Okay, let's do those numbers again.

05:05:25.000 New York, Brooklyn, 542,000 Jewish votes.

05:05:29.000 We saw an 11.6 swing.

05:05:31.000 Manhattan, 356,000 Jewish votes.

05:05:33.000 That sounds low.

05:05:34.000 We saw a 10.7-point swing.

05:05:36.000 Queens, 150,000 votes.

05:05:38.000 We saw a 21-point swing.

05:05:39.000 So at the very least, what we are seeing is that the Jewish vote is quite consequential in these areas.

05:05:44.000 The reason I'm using New York, it doesn't have to be a swing state at this point, is because we can compare the numbers that we're seeing in Florida.

05:05:50.000 And I know this because I've been here, keep in mind, I've been here since 2016 calling every single election with you guys.

05:05:54.000 And if there's an anomaly that is that significant outside of the margins, you have to say, okay, what has changed?

05:05:59.000 Now, for example, if you saw a demographic change of that...

05:06:02.000 Of that municipality where you saw a 40-point change, a 40-point swing of, well, now you actually have 40% more, let's say, Hispanics.

05:06:11.000 Or let's say it's gone 40% from white, you know, let's say 60% white to now being 30% white.

05:06:17.000 But that's not what we're seeing.

05:06:18.000 We are seeing relatively stable populations as far as the makeup of the demographics.

05:06:24.000 And a huge Jewish vote in these areas.

05:06:27.000 So if you were to apply that to certain counties, for example, in Pennsylvania, that might give you a good idea as to how those votes could turn out.

05:06:34.000 Not calling it yet, but I want to apply this and look at those counties in Pennsylvania where it's very consequential.

05:06:40.000 We have 800,000 Jewish voters in Pennsylvania.

05:06:42.000 He doesn't need to win.

05:06:43.000 Donald Trump doesn't need to win the Jewish vote.

05:06:44.000 He just needs to peel off enough.

05:06:46.000 Let me rattle these off to you again so you have them all at one time.

05:06:50.000 Miami-Dade, 123,000 Jews.

05:06:53.000 We have an 18-point swing.

05:06:56.000 Broward County in Florida, 149,000 Jews.

05:06:58.000 We have a 13-point swing.

05:07:00.000 Palm Beach, 134,000 Jewish Americans, a 12-point swing.

05:07:04.000 Let's look at Brooklyn, 542,000 Jews.

05:07:07.000 We have an 11.6-point swing.

05:07:09.000 Manhattan, 356,000 Jewish citizens, a 10.7-point swing.

05:07:13.000 10.7% swing.

05:07:14.000 Queens, 150,000, a 21-point swing.

05:07:18.000 To Donald Trump.

05:07:19.000 Not saying he's winning it.

05:07:20.000 I'm talking about that swing.

05:07:22.000 Are you guys seeing a trend?

05:07:23.000 It's one that we're going to watch.

05:07:24.000 It's one that people talked about, but you don't want to...

05:07:27.000 You don't hear CNN. Yeah.

05:07:29.000 And you don't hear mainstream outlets because, hey, let me tell you the truth about this.

05:07:33.000 It would either be an ethnic reason, because Jews can be an ethnicity, they can be ethnic Jews, or they can be religious Jews.

05:07:40.000 It would either be an ethnic reason, as a demographic that has shifted, or an ideological one, a religious motivation for these changing.

05:07:50.000 If we are going to see these patterns, and we're seeing them pretty consistently in heavily Jewish areas, I think it's incredibly interesting to have some people out there analyzing right now, because that would be certainly pivotal in Pennsylvania.

05:08:02.000 Good news here, and that's 100% true.

05:08:05.000 Good news here, we are going to call something.

05:08:07.000 This is going to be our call, right?

05:08:08.000 So this is our call on Georgia.

05:08:10.000 Oh wait, well then, hold on a second.

05:08:11.000 It's time for a state call.

05:08:14.000 And what I just heard you say, the word...

05:08:24.000 Georgia!

05:08:25.000 We are officially, this is the first place, I believe.

05:08:27.000 Again, this is our call.

05:08:27.000 First place.

05:08:29.000 We have enough information right now to project our call that Georgia, not the official from Reuters yet, hasn't been called yet, but we're calling as LWC Georgia for Donald Trump.

05:08:39.000 We are calling Georgia right now.

05:08:40.000 Tell everybody, for Donald Trump.

05:08:43.000 I'm having a good time.

05:08:52.000 Having a good time.

05:08:54.000 Georgia voting Trump is on my mind!

05:08:56.000 Look at Stacey, even Ray Charles can see!

05:09:01.000 CNN can go straight f*** themselves, but they like it! 0.97

05:09:05.000 I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me! 0.97

05:09:12.000 Yeah, baby! 1.00

05:09:13.000 Just so you know, this is the first place to do it.

05:09:15.000 Share this on social.

05:09:16.000 Let people know we feel confident.

05:09:18.000 You can hold us to this, Georgia.

05:09:20.000 We're doing the opposite of Brett Baer because we're looking at some trends that we see that I know legacy media sees, but they're too nutless to make the call.

05:09:28.000 Social.

05:09:28.000 Share it.

05:09:29.000 Let everyone know that we are making calls and we are disputing calls here because of the wonderful team that we have out there.

05:09:35.000 When I went out, I said, what are you more confident in?

05:09:35.000 And you know what?

05:09:37.000 North Carolina or Georgia?

05:09:38.000 Before I left, I said, we feel North Carolina.

05:09:40.000 I asked them to look into a couple of numbers in Georgia and I have full confidence in them.

05:09:45.000 Just call Georgia for Donald Trump.

05:09:47.000 That's a big deal.

05:09:48.000 It is a big deal and it's interesting.

05:09:49.000 And we had that call just a couple of minutes ago, kind of when you started talking about the Jewish vote.

05:09:54.000 So waited to the end of that.

05:09:55.000 That's how far ahead of CNN we are.

05:09:58.000 And to Devin's point, why are they not calling it?

05:10:01.000 They've had the information to be able to, you know, kind of make that call the same way that we did, basically saying like, hey, according to our projections, based on the data that we're seeing, they still have that kind of legal maneuverability, so to say, because it hasn't officially been called yet, right?

05:10:15.000 Right.

05:10:15.000 They're afraid because you give them that one and then Trump gets another and then Dems are going to go to bed early.

05:10:20.000 And they don't want that.

05:10:20.000 Yep.

05:10:22.000 That's true.

05:10:22.000 Keep them hanging in there.

05:10:24.000 We have Georgia, and then other places have called North Carolina.

05:10:27.000 We still think there's some data there that gives us a little bit of pause.

05:10:30.000 Very, very likely that he wins North Carolina.

05:10:32.000 Virginia, we're still pouring through.

05:10:33.000 Like I said, if I were a betting man, I would bet on Kamala Harris for Virginia. 0.97

05:10:36.000 But there's some numbers there that we're going to be bringing to you that are interesting, to say the least.

05:10:41.000 Right now, let's actually look at what they're covering on CNN, and I believe we have Alex Jones on to cross the streams in just a little bit.

05:10:48.000 Let's see what this guy, who I imagine speaks like this.

05:10:50.000 Don't ask me!

05:10:52.000 On Friday, to start our return board.

05:10:53.000 That is our recount.

05:10:54.000 He does!

05:10:55.000 That was accurate.

05:10:55.000 He does!

05:10:56.000 You got him.

05:10:57.000 See how many we have and start counting those.

05:10:59.000 And again, like I said, the overseas and military ballots, this will count.

05:11:02.000 Barney Frank's younger brother.

05:11:03.000 I just came in and put this lanyard on me.

05:11:06.000 I guess it makes me official.

05:11:07.000 Less than 4,000 total.

05:11:09.000 Truman Capote.

05:11:10.000 All right, guys.

05:11:11.000 Truman Capote.

05:11:13.000 Right now they're saying Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin.

05:11:17.000 Too early to call.

05:11:18.000 Not Georgia.

05:11:21.000 Georgia's not too early to call.

05:11:22.000 And it seems like some people don't believe that North Carolina is too early to call, but I'm glad that we said maybe it was.

05:11:28.000 So they want to have all of those right there as too early to call.

05:11:32.000 Pennsylvania, absolutely.

05:11:33.000 For as long as possible.

05:11:34.000 That's right.

05:11:35.000 Guys, get the balance over there.

05:11:37.000 We've got to call this.

05:11:38.000 Yeah.

05:11:38.000 Yes.

05:11:39.000 Yeah.

05:11:39.000 Well, there's a reason that Pennsylvania wanted to give themselves some breathing room, I believe, of two and a half years for them to count all the votes.

05:11:45.000 I think they're still counting 2020.

05:11:47.000 Yes, I think they're still counting 2020. 0.75

05:11:48.000 What a filthy state.

05:11:49.000 We may have Mr.

05:11:50.000 Jones.

05:11:50.000 Do we have?

05:11:51.000 I'm going to ask the question.

05:11:53.000 It looks like he is in the chair, and I think we can bring him in.

05:11:56.000 He is confirmed, yes.

05:11:58.000 All right.

05:11:58.000 Let's go with the OG, the man who many of you have been waiting to see on this stream, and a good friend of the show, Mr.

05:12:05.000 Alex Jones.

05:12:09.000 To be alive.

05:12:10.000 Well, do you think Trump's going to clench it?

05:12:12.000 Good lord.

05:12:13.000 Alex, we had a whole stinger for you, and we were giving you the introduction, and then you were already talking, so I'm sorry.

05:12:20.000 But Alex Jones, of course, people can go and support Alex and watch the stream.

05:12:23.000 What was it you were asking?

05:12:24.000 We were trying to, we were a little showmanship.

05:12:27.000 I didn't know about the showmanship.

05:12:29.000 I've been sitting here waiting to get on.

05:12:30.000 Start it over.

05:12:31.000 I want to see the stinger.

05:12:32.000 I want to see the stinger.

05:12:33.000 You can't see the stinger.

05:12:34.000 It's been done.

05:12:35.000 Once a stinger, always a stinger.

05:12:37.000 But you do look fantastic.

05:12:39.000 Did you lose weight?

05:12:40.000 How many more pounds did you lose since I last saw you?

05:12:42.000 It was like 48 minutes ago.

05:12:46.000 I've lost, in the last 70 days, I've lost 34 pounds. 1.00

05:12:50.000 Holy shit! 1.00

05:12:52.000 Good for you. 1.00

05:12:52.000 I lost 8 pounds in 12 hours, but that's because I apparently ingested a portion of Satan. 1.00

05:12:58.000 I ingested the sixth ring of hell, so we're just trying to keep the engine from overheating tonight.

05:13:04.000 Just trying to keep my fever under 100, 101, otherwise I'll be going to the hospital.

05:13:09.000 I don't know if you just saw it.

05:13:10.000 We just called Georgia.

05:13:12.000 This is the first place to call it.

05:13:14.000 The state, Georgia.

05:13:16.000 Pretty damn confident in that.

05:13:18.000 What is it that you're seeing and what is it you're feeling tonight, Alex?

05:13:21.000 Or if there's any insight you can give us.

05:13:24.000 I mean, it's been very close.

05:13:26.000 A few hours ago, talk about a nail-biter, and I think Pennsylvania is, you know, obviously very close to going for Trump, despite all the fraud and stuff we've seen, and the, I mean, if Trump wins, which I I think it's looking more and more like he will.

05:13:41.000 If you look at the electoral map, we are going to see a meltdown like we've never seen.

05:13:45.000 The top Democrat strategists have been talking about civil war conditions, not certifying the vote. 0.98

05:13:50.000 Carmel's been talking about armed uprisings because Trump's Hitler is going to come kill black men with no evidence. 0.92

05:13:55.000 Whoopi Goldberg says he's going to ban interracial marriage. 0.99

05:13:57.000 I mean, there are a lot of crazy people that believe the BS they've been fed. 0.81

05:14:01.000 They also believe the Democrats when they say two men can have a baby.

05:14:05.000 World War III is on the table here.

05:14:08.000 This is a referendum on that.

05:14:09.000 Trump's got a lot better team around him right now to try to drain the swamp.

05:14:13.000 And so they've promised to hold this up for weeks, but if it's a decisive victory tonight, I mean, I don't know.

05:14:20.000 From the numbers we're seeing, like you just said, with Georgia and other things that are happening in Pennsylvania goes for Trump, then I think, you look at the electoral map, that Trump could be declaring victory tonight.

05:14:33.000 Yeah.

05:14:33.000 I think there's a strong chance that it could be declaring victory tonight.

05:14:36.000 You know, we just went through some of these numbers here.

05:14:39.000 I don't know if you were able to hear it, but I had a sneaking suspicion because we're looking at potentially a win.

05:14:44.000 Can they confirm if it likely will be somewhere around a million votes in Florida?

05:14:47.000 They're saying that it could be that much, but a huge...

05:14:49.000 And Alex, a lot of people, you know, are newer to this, right?

05:14:52.000 We have a lot of Gen Z viewers.

05:14:53.000 They don't remember when Florida was a nail-biter, right?

05:14:55.000 We'd stay up all night just to hear on Ohio and Florida.

05:14:58.000 That's kind of taken for granted.

05:14:59.000 And we looked at the numbers where we saw a huge swing.

05:15:02.000 So, for example, Miami-Dade an 18-point swing toward Donald Trump.

05:15:05.000 Broward a 13-point swing.

05:15:06.000 Palm Beach 12 points.

05:15:07.000 I looked at it and cross-referenced it with New York.

05:15:09.000 Miami-Dade has 123,000 Jewish Americans.

05:15:12.000 Broward 149,000.

05:15:13.000 134,000 in Palm Beach.

05:15:15.000 Then we looked in a state where Donald Trump lost.

05:15:18.000 But we look, for example, Brooklyn, we saw an 11.6% swing toward Donald Trump, 542,000 Jewish Americans.

05:15:25.000 Manhattan, 10.7% swing, 356,000 Jewish Americans.

05:15:28.000 Queens, a 21-point swing, 150,000 Queens.

05:15:31.000 I bet you'll also be pretty interested.

05:15:32.000 A lot of Middle Eastern, a lot of Arab American, who, by the way, are swinging toward Donald Trump.

05:15:36.000 Not necessarily in a way that he's winning, but in a way where he's carving off some of those numbers.

05:15:40.000 I think that may be the story of tonight, the Jewish American vote and the Hispanic vote, but we're seeing that kind of track, which, if so, we could apply to Pennsylvania.

05:15:50.000 This is something that's obviously near and dear to you.

05:15:52.000 Does that surprise you, or were you expecting that tonight?

05:15:56.000 A lot of people I really respect were looking at the numbers.

05:16:00.000 Even Roger Stone, who's usually a big pessimist, said Trump could win tonight.

05:16:04.000 And he said that on my show Sunday.

05:16:06.000 And so, look, people have self-preservation in mind.

05:16:09.000 Common sense. 0.99

05:16:10.000 Harris is so detestable, so fake. 0.71

05:16:13.000 walls it's hard to pick somebody that would compliment her disgustingness but they were actually able to find somebody more gross uh and and so the system's been very very arrogant and and uh so i mean i'm not surprised that trump's got a real shot at it uh to override the fraud he had to make it over that we got to have a big red wave make it over the blue seawall uh and so a lot of people i respect were saying no it's going to happen and And even Roger's like, no, I think Trump's going to win. 0.95

05:16:41.000 And he's always been accurate.

05:16:43.000 He told me in 2020, he said Trump's going to barely win, not as big a turnout.

05:16:47.000 And he said because of the fraud, he'll lose.

05:16:49.000 But don't tell anybody that.

05:16:50.000 Right.

05:16:50.000 So that a month before, a week before the day of...

05:16:53.000 Do you think that the suspicion that I have here might be correct that we are seeing a significant portion of American Jews no longer in clear conscience being able to support the Democrat Party?

05:17:03.000 Do you think this is just, again, right now a suspicion, but we're looking at different counties, that that may have played a significant role, for example, in these huge swings, these districts where there are a lot of American Jews?

05:17:15.000 Yeah, I don't think that's speculation.

05:17:17.000 We've already seen that swing in the polls.

05:17:20.000 And so I think that's a game changer as well.

05:17:22.000 But what I think you're seeing is just a political realignment with all these famous Democrats and liberals that have souls joining Trump.

05:17:29.000 And I just think that the people get it.

05:17:31.000 They can smell that, you know, there's no future with Harris and, you know, that Trump's not out to get him and Trump doesn't want World War III. So absolutely.

05:17:38.000 I mean, I think that's a big part of it.

05:17:40.000 Like you said, you know, we've got all these Muslims endorsing him in Michigan and I mean, people just are sick of the current power structure, but then they're going to try to block this. 0.80

05:17:49.000 They're going to try to impeach him again.

05:17:50.000 They've reportedly already drawn up articles of impeachment.

05:17:52.000 If he is, you know, getting back into office, it looks like the Republicans are taking the Senate, expanding in the House.

05:17:58.000 You know, that's just as important.

05:17:59.000 So if Trump does get in and has the trifecta, he better drain that swamp and he better deliver. 0.99

05:18:04.000 He's being handed, as you know, an economy that's got fire coming out of the engine and smoke shooting out its ass. 0.99

05:18:10.000 So this is a crazy ass situation. 1.00

05:18:12.000 Is that good? 0.98

05:18:14.000 I want to see if I can...

05:18:15.000 Hey, Toolman, if we show this clip out of Georgia, will Alex be able to hear it?

05:18:20.000 I can do that, yeah.

05:18:21.000 Okay, so Alex, we have something breaking right now.

05:18:23.000 You wouldn't be able to see it, but would you like to be here to hear that?

05:18:26.000 Let me set this up for you.

05:18:28.000 Right now, this is some exclusive testimony video that we have that has gone through our team right now to vet it.

05:18:34.000 So this is from someone named Devin.

05:18:36.000 He went to go early vote in Georgia on the 21st of October, okay?

05:18:40.000 Okay.

05:18:41.000 They told him, oh, sorry, you were deceased in July of 2023, so he was allowed to take this photo of the screen, which you can see in the video, and he was given a provisional ballot, told that his vote may not go through, but you'll be registered for next time, and we actually have a clip right now that we can play.

05:19:00.000 You won't be able to see it, but hear it.

05:19:02.000 Oh, I'll show it to you.

05:19:03.000 Okay, you'll be able to see it.

05:19:04.000 He will see it, too.

05:19:04.000 Let's show it to Alex.

05:19:05.000 Hey, my name is Devin Hare and I'm dead.

05:19:08.000 I went to go early vote 21st of October and found out that I was deceased and that was why it wouldn't work.

05:19:16.000 I was listening to the podcast.

05:19:17.000 Y'all were talking about, hey, we need to double check that we're registered to vote because there's strange things happening.

05:19:21.000 I said, okay, I'll just go check it out on the website.

05:19:24.000 I should be a-okay.

05:19:25.000 My name does not come up.

05:19:26.000 Show up the 21st, say, hey, here's my driver's license.

05:19:29.000 They say, we can't find you in the system.

05:19:31.000 Let's get you over to this other lady. 1.00

05:19:32.000 She's got a She's got all the backend information. 0.95

05:19:35.000 She can tell you what's going on.

05:19:36.000 And she goes, Hey, yeah, no, we, uh, sorry about this, but you're dead.

05:19:39.000 You are not alive anymore.

05:19:40.000 And you have been since July of 2023.

05:19:43.000 I would hope I'm still alive.

05:19:44.000 And she said, yeah, it's just that that system is not working.

05:19:47.000 Uh, you're still alive everywhere else, but you know, the voter registration side, you're, you're not here.

05:19:52.000 My official status for voter registration is canceled.

05:19:56.000 And the reason is that I'm deceased.

05:19:57.000 She said, your vote might not go through this year.

05:20:00.000 As of today, my name is still not on the registration list and it's not on the I voted list anywhere.

05:20:06.000 So, bravo, Harris County.

05:20:09.000 So there we go.

05:20:10.000 And again, we can't, like we said, just like I couldn't confirm when we were doing the election, I believe we crossed streams in 2020, where I got a ballot to an old address in Michigan that was in process, along with, by the way, my relatives in Michigan who did vote where it said in process.

05:20:24.000 The only confirmation that we have right now is a complete lack of confirmation.

05:20:28.000 And to me, this is an example of, hey, Donald Trump may win this in spite of some shenanigans that are taking place.

05:20:34.000 Does that surprise you at all with Georgia?

05:20:36.000 Let me end to that.

05:20:38.000 Let me add to that because I mean it's confirmed reports in all the battleground states and it's almost only happening to Republicans just like MTG on my show two weeks ago said she's getting constituents saying the machines are flipping from straight Republican to straight Democrat and then later it happened all over the country they said oh it's just a glitch it is happening so that's confirmed so they tried to deny all this four years ago now it's all out in the open and then all over the country it's being reported that Republicans that have been registered already voting Are told there's a problem or they're not on it or sorry, you're not the database.

05:21:07.000 Here's a provisional.

05:21:08.000 And so you kind of go to timeout.

05:21:10.000 So there's all sorts of ways that they're doing this.

05:21:14.000 But as you said, the shenanigans are out in the open.

05:21:16.000 I mean, they had all these federal judges rule illegals can vote, stay on the rolls. 0.94

05:21:20.000 The Texas Secretary of State said five weeks ago, you can vote with a non-citizen ID. Then the Supreme Court comes in and says about last week, last Monday, to vote.

05:21:29.000 Virginia, okay, the illegals do have to come off the rolls. 0.96

05:21:32.000 So people have been denying that, even though, you know, James O'Keefe gets the footage of it happening.

05:21:37.000 No, this is really going on.

05:21:38.000 So regardless of what happens with this election, I believe Trump's about to win.

05:21:41.000 That's what it looks like right now.

05:21:42.000 It's been just the mask is off here.

05:21:45.000 And so much of the fraud did get caught.

05:21:48.000 And a lot of states took off, you know, just in the aggregate, millions and millions of dead people and illegals and crazy stuff.

05:21:54.000 And as you know, you're in Michigan.

05:21:56.000 500,000 people that weren't on the voter rolls and weren't voters and registered in the database, but they're just there and they get to still vote.

05:22:04.000 I mean, so this is wild.

05:22:07.000 I mean, this is crazy.

05:22:08.000 Yeah.

05:22:08.000 And even if, you know, as we've called Georgia for Donald Trump, like you said, Michigan is one of those.

05:22:14.000 I mean, we already know, look, like you just said, there were voter rolls that had some, I don't remember exactly if it was redundant votes or they had non-citizens or voter rolls that should have been purged that they didn't purge, but we do know that at least one Chinese National voted, even though they weren't a citizen, got caught, but that vote still counts.

05:22:28.000 To me, that's enough.

05:22:29.000 In other words, if there are any names on those voter rolls that should not be allowed to vote, as far as I'm concerned, every single one of them counts as an illegal vote because we'd have no way to confirm.

05:22:40.000 We only confirmed the one who was dumb enough to ask for his ballot back, and that vote will still count.

05:22:46.000 I'm sure you covered that there in Michigan. 0.96

05:22:48.000 Combine the two, I'm pissed.

05:22:52.000 But the good news is, I mean, remember, they just stonewalled four years ago, and the judges said, well, we can't look at it, you don't have standing.

05:22:59.000 And the media went, oh, the judges found no fraud.

05:23:01.000 No, no judge would look at it.

05:23:02.000 But the Republicans, under Trump's leadership, went from no coverage and looking at fraud to doing a great job with, you know, Laura Trump and people.

05:23:12.000 And so now there's some real, you know, spotlights on this, and they've mitigated a lot of it.

05:23:18.000 And so...

05:23:20.000 It's spectacular how people are being educated.

05:23:23.000 And Trump's up there saying, you know, if I do get in, we're getting rid of these machines.

05:23:26.000 How does France have 36 million people vote in one day on paper ballots, but we can't do it here?

05:23:31.000 Remember, we almost always have the election the night or the day after.

05:23:34.000 Now we're told the news was weeks and weeks and weeks.

05:23:36.000 So we're going to see some shenanigans.

05:23:38.000 The deep state's not going to go away quietly.

05:23:39.000 That's right.

05:23:40.000 This is certainly not a boring time to be alive.

05:23:42.000 Or if Trump does get in, in the 76 days when he's president-elect, the left has said they're going to just go crazy and cause all sorts of uprisings.

05:23:52.000 And that if Trump tries to defend against it, well, he's Hitler. 0.60

05:23:56.000 So this is definitely a very exciting and dangerous time.

05:24:01.000 Wait, do you mean to tell me that when you had a Romney who was heading up the Republican Party that it was feckless and useless and now that Donald Trump is, we're actually seeing some headway being made as it relates to election front?

05:24:12.000 That's not what you're telling me, is it, Alex?

05:24:15.000 It's what's happening, brother, and so this is the Great Awakening.

05:24:18.000 I mean, the only way we would lose is not engaging them, because even if they steal it, now they're even double-caught.

05:24:24.000 I mean, at a sick level, I hope this doesn't happen, but from a Machiavellian position, if they steal this now, I mean, the Democratic Party in a couple years will be outlawed in this country.

05:24:35.000 I mean, they're like the Nazi Party already at this point.

05:24:37.000 It should be.

05:24:38.000 Yeah, I think you're right, and I do have a couple more questions for you, Alex.

05:24:42.000 First, is that shirt velvet?

05:24:43.000 Is that velvet?

05:24:44.000 Yeah.

05:24:45.000 No.

05:24:46.000 Or is it suede?

05:24:47.000 It looks nice either way.

05:24:48.000 It looks comfortable, yeah.

05:24:49.000 Is it velvet?

05:24:50.000 It's a velour.

05:24:51.000 No, it's not velvet.

05:24:52.000 I don't own any velvet clothing.

05:24:55.000 Well, you should, because I always tell people, you know, Alex Jones is far more cuddly than you would know.

05:24:59.000 He's a sweetheart in real life, and if you drape that in some velour, I won't be able to keep my hands off you.

05:25:05.000 Whoa.

05:25:06.000 No, I get it.

05:25:06.000 I love it.

05:25:07.000 Hey, Stephen, you've got like a brawny, you could be on a brawny pack.

05:25:10.000 It's like a lumberjack.

05:25:11.000 You're a brawny man.

05:25:13.000 There and I'm kind of like, hey man, you know, hey.

05:25:17.000 Staying alive.

05:25:18.000 Easy.

05:25:19.000 Wait a last second.

05:25:20.000 Let me see this, Alex.

05:25:21.000 I always do this every once in a while.

05:25:23.000 You're wanting me to hear you.

05:25:25.000 Wait a second.

05:25:27.000 His chest literally grows like an arrow saying, right here.

05:25:32.000 It's an arrow.

05:25:33.000 Oh my God.

05:25:34.000 Look at him.

05:25:35.000 Oh, my God.

05:25:38.000 He's got a WWE voice.

05:25:39.000 Yes, he does.

05:25:41.000 And he has an actual arrow.

05:25:42.000 He's like a good-looking George the Animal Steel.

05:25:44.000 Donald Trump's gonna win.

05:25:46.000 I tell you what, brother.

05:25:48.000 George the Animal Steel.

05:25:49.000 Your body hair naturally grows like Zangief, for God's sake. 1.00

05:25:54.000 By the way, this is the least strange thing Alex Jones has ever done.

05:25:57.000 Yes, it is.

05:25:59.000 You can't clip it on your skin, Alex.

05:26:04.000 He's like, look at that.

05:26:06.000 Alex, if you got it, flaunt it.

05:26:09.000 Show it off.

05:26:10.000 I'm here to tell you, brother, Donald Trump's going to save this country and nothing's going to stop it.

05:26:18.000 Good for you.

05:26:20.000 Honestly, I thought it was velvet before you took off your shirt.

05:26:24.000 I think it looks more velour-like now.

05:26:26.000 I've only lost 30-something pounds, 33, 40 pounds.

05:26:29.000 I'm going down another 20 or 30, so I'll actually be in shape soon.

05:26:32.000 Alex, how are you doing that?

05:26:34.000 Don't tell me you're eating right. 1.00

05:26:35.000 I'm not going to buy that shit. 1.00

05:26:37.000 Well, I mean, I'm not taking Ozempic, if that's what you have. 1.00

05:26:40.000 Oh, no.

05:26:42.000 Nick is a big Ozempic fan.

05:26:46.000 I'm working out seven days a week.

05:26:48.000 It'll be announced soon.

05:26:49.000 There's a big documentary film for Netflix being made.

05:26:52.000 And my buddy said, hey man, why don't we get you a really good personal trainer, former Navy SEAL guy?

05:26:56.000 I know who the guy is for years.

05:26:58.000 Oh yeah, I love Sean.

05:26:59.000 And he works for some other folks around here in town.

05:27:02.000 We'll just leave it at that.

05:27:03.000 Let's just say he's been hanging out with Joe Rogan and Elon Musk all week.

05:27:06.000 And Joe kind of interceded and said, hey, you need to do this.

05:27:08.000 You need to lose weight.

05:27:09.000 And so I kind of worked with some of his guys.

05:27:12.000 And so I'm working out seven days a week, peer pressure with a former Navy SEAL drill sergeant.

05:27:18.000 He literally does Navy SEAL training at the Navy SEAL base.

05:27:22.000 He's nice about it, but he makes me, you know, I mean, I was in terrible shape, probably about to die.

05:27:28.000 And then now I'm just in decent shape, but I'm going to really get in great shape.

05:27:32.000 But yeah.

05:27:34.000 Look great.

05:27:35.000 You know what, though?

05:27:35.000 Even the thing is, you still have that broad chest.

05:27:37.000 I always say, like, Alex Jones looks like...

05:27:39.000 He looks like the barrel that people go over the waterfalls in.

05:27:43.000 But that's a compliment.

05:27:44.000 Even when I was fat, I mean, this is muscle.

05:27:47.000 These aren't... 0.92

05:27:48.000 It's not tits. 1.00

05:27:49.000 He looks like... 0.90

05:27:52.000 But I used to work out a lot when I was younger. 0.97

05:27:54.000 I had a ridiculous chest. 1.00

05:27:56.000 No, I'm not saying his tits. 1.00

05:27:57.000 I'm saying that you look like you're made of wooden planks. 1.00

05:28:00.000 He looks like a Coke machine with a head on it.

05:28:03.000 Yes, he does.

05:28:04.000 Those 1920s bodybuilders.

05:28:07.000 Yes, the 1920s bodybuilders.

05:28:09.000 Before they were juiced out of their minds, they're just like, look, I built my physique by breaking the chains in my prison walls!

05:28:16.000 Ha-ha! 1.00

05:28:17.000 And you're like, wow.

05:28:18.000 Thanks, Alexander.

05:28:18.000 You know what I'm doing is I'm trying to get small.

05:28:21.000 So, I mean, mainly what I do is, like, just hundreds and hundreds of setups, hundreds and hundreds of, you know, burpees and all this other stuff, and just pushing a sled and, you know, carrying 50-pound kettlebells in each hand, you know, around warehouses.

05:28:42.000 Stuff lesbians still. 1.00

05:28:43.000 Yeah. 0.95

05:28:43.000 Yeah, it's all good stuff, but I'm still in terrible shape. 0.95

05:28:46.000 The point is, I'm going to get in bad-ass shape.

05:28:49.000 You're not in terrible shape.

05:28:51.000 Alex, take the win.

05:28:52.000 Everyone here.

05:28:52.000 We have some ladies in the live audience.

05:28:55.000 They're fanning themselves right now.

05:28:56.000 You look like Michelle Obama.

05:28:58.000 Listen, I did it all from the AlexJonesStore.com with Ultimate Seamoss, the ultimate seafood.

05:29:03.000 That's why, right here.

05:29:04.000 Ultimate Seamoss.

05:29:05.000 This is the Ozempic of...

05:29:08.000 The Ozempic of the sea, as it's known.

05:29:15.000 Hey, you know what?

05:29:16.000 Actually, Alex, if you want, and this is completely impromptu, but we just got a sponsorship from Jack and Fitness where they do home gyms, and it's one of the very rare sponsors where they reached out and I said, I know exactly who those people are.

05:29:27.000 Lifetime warranty, and we might be able to get you one, because I know you probably have a gym at your studio, but if you want one for the house, I bet you we can hook that up for you.

05:29:33.000 It's really good stuff.

05:29:34.000 You still get a house, right?

05:29:36.000 It sounds good.

05:29:37.000 Sounds good.

05:29:38.000 If I were him, I would never be in my house.

05:29:40.000 I would be outside strutting it.

05:29:42.000 Alex, I'm joking, but you know what, man? 1.00

05:29:44.000 You are ridiculous. 1.00

05:29:45.000 You're in way better shape than me, Crowder. 1.00

05:29:46.000 I'm just having some fun here.

05:29:47.000 Yeah, but you know what, Alex?

05:29:48.000 I'm not just saying it.

05:29:49.000 I'm very proud of you, man, because I know.

05:29:51.000 And you know what?

05:29:52.000 One thing I will say about Alex, you know, God said, and I'm not saying...

05:29:55.000 God loves Alex Jones more than the rest of you!

05:29:57.000 What I'm saying is, God did say that David is a man after his own heart.

05:30:00.000 And people go, how could that be David?

05:30:02.000 I mean, David basically killed a guy, David.

05:30:03.000 But it was a man who had a repentant heart.

05:30:05.000 It was a man who always came back to God.

05:30:06.000 And I would tell you, Alex Jones, every time he's been going through some stuff, and I talk to Alex, he goes, you know what, I'm doing this, but...

05:30:13.000 You know, I really need to spend more time in prayer with God, and I really want to get...

05:30:16.000 And I know that health was a big thing, where you would say, you know what?

05:30:19.000 I gotta get back in shape.

05:30:20.000 It's just been so stressful.

05:30:21.000 And you know what, man? 0.99

05:30:22.000 You had the biggest lawsuit in modern American history as far as a bullshit ruling. 0.99

05:30:26.000 So, you know what? 0.98

05:30:27.000 You had plenty of reasons to be stressed.

05:30:28.000 So, hey, I know you have more goals to go, but, man, you should be proud of yourself.

05:30:32.000 And I'm not just saying that.

05:30:33.000 You really are.

05:30:34.000 You're looking good.

05:30:35.000 You're doing well.

05:30:35.000 It's a great way to handle the stress, too.

05:30:37.000 I mean, this is keeping them alive, bro.

05:30:39.000 Eat sea moss.

05:30:40.000 Yeah.

05:30:41.000 I mean, I think so.

05:30:42.000 I don't know.

05:30:42.000 I'm telling you, CMOS is amazing.

05:30:45.000 At the bottom of a boat?

05:30:47.000 That's what's scraping it off.

05:30:49.000 It's Irish CMOS. Listen, I just go with whatever that...

05:30:52.000 It's got the best iodine and all these weird minerals and vitamins that are only in the CMOS, and I am doing a plug here, because, you know, we could be shut down next to...

05:31:00.000 InfoWars is up for sale next Tuesday, forced by the court, but we'll continue on in the air one way or another, working with great folks.

05:31:07.000 So yeah, it's just emblematic of the tyranny we're under.

05:31:09.000 Just like Elon Musk said on Rogan, he said, if Kamala gets in, he's going to be shut down.

05:31:14.000 This isn't a game.

05:31:14.000 They've tried to shut you down.

05:31:15.000 So we joke around and stuff, and I torch people looking at my, because you make jokes about the shirts, I thought I'd go really crazy on air.

05:31:21.000 But I mean, this is a war.

05:31:23.000 This is a real deal.

05:31:24.000 I hope Trump wins today.

05:31:26.000 What are you predicting, Crowder?

05:31:28.000 I think he is going to win.

05:31:30.000 I think it's going to be very close.

05:31:31.000 We called Georgia.

05:31:32.000 I think we'll be making the call of North Carolina quite soon.

05:31:35.000 I think that, oh, I'm getting word now that we are going to be calling North Carolina in just a minute.

05:31:40.000 Actually, you know what?

05:31:41.000 Hey, before we continue, do you want to be here for us to call North Carolina with you right now with us?

05:31:46.000 I do.

05:31:47.000 I should probably put my shirt back on.

05:31:48.000 No, no, no.

05:31:48.000 Keep your shirt off.

05:31:49.000 Trust me.

05:31:50.000 This gets old.

05:31:50.000 Trust me.

05:31:51.000 Alex, you haven't seen the entirety of the show.

05:31:53.000 It gets weirder.

05:31:54.000 So, you're going to be able to...

05:31:55.000 He can see program?

05:31:57.000 Hold on.

05:31:58.000 Yes.

05:31:58.000 Toolman?

05:31:59.000 I'll give him program for this one.

05:32:00.000 So, we're going to give you program because I... Right, am I right?

05:32:03.000 We're going to call.

05:32:03.000 So, right now, it's time for another state call and then...

05:32:06.000 And yeah.

05:32:07.000 Brought to you by Noble Gold.

05:32:14.000 And as we've been doing all night, of course, we have Donald Trump, the next president, who is here to call the state of North Carolina.

05:32:22.000 I'm having a good time.

05:32:31.000 Having a good time.

05:32:33.000 Carolina, you came through tonight. 1.00

05:32:35.000 Suck it, FEMA. 1.00

05:32:36.000 You really screwed up with Hilleen. 1.00

05:32:40.000 The state where you invented human flight.

05:32:43.000 Call me Sully.

05:32:44.000 I'm gonna go, go, go.

05:32:47.000 There's no stopping me.

05:32:48.000 Eeeeeee! 1.00

05:32:50.000 And the best part is we were really excited about it, and Alex Jones is gone.

05:32:53.000 When you're going too far for Alex Jones.

05:32:53.000 Yeah.

05:33:00.000 Maybe he went to watch it.

05:33:01.000 Maybe he didn't have a return monitor or something like that.

05:33:03.000 Maybe that's the point where, you know, maybe it's like, hey, maybe we...

05:33:05.000 I hope it was.

05:33:06.000 I hope we did that to be funny.

05:33:07.000 Listen, we feel pretty confident in this according to our projections.

05:33:10.000 I can't be associated with this. 0.99

05:33:11.000 These people are crazy. 0.97

05:33:14.000 I just saw an intern walk by. 0.99

05:33:16.000 Like, no, no, no.

05:33:17.000 Alex, he's probably not doing push-ups.

05:33:19.000 He is.

05:33:19.000 I was doing burpees, Steven.

05:33:21.000 I was doing burpees.

05:33:21.000 I'm sorry.

05:33:22.000 It's part of my program.

05:33:23.000 Eating some moss off my garage wall.

05:33:24.000 I drank too much tap water.

05:33:25.000 That's right.

05:33:26.000 I felt a little gay.

05:33:27.000 According to our projections, he's going to win North Carolina by around 2.8%.

05:33:32.000 By around 2.8%.

05:33:33.000 That's not enough for me.

05:33:34.000 Which honestly is pretty in line.

05:33:37.000 Can someone bring up the RCP average?

05:33:38.000 I think it was somewhere around.

05:33:39.000 Was it around 1.8?

05:33:40.000 I don't remember the exact number.

05:33:42.000 We can bring that up.

05:33:43.000 But I wanted to give you a couple other pieces of information as we've been talking about.

05:33:46.000 Hold on one second.

05:33:46.000 Did you see North Carolina called, Alex?

05:33:49.000 Did you get to...

05:33:50.000 No, he's...

05:33:51.000 Yes, I saw it.

05:33:55.000 I didn't know where you went.

05:33:56.000 I was like, oh man, we lost Alex.

05:33:57.000 Now he's got his shirt on.

05:33:59.000 Well, I've got a chamber pot over there.

05:34:02.000 This one took a dump.

05:34:04.000 You know that's what the Democrats are doing right now.

05:34:08.000 Yes, I do believe they are.

05:34:09.000 Well, they're hanging it in their pants. 0.99

05:34:10.000 Stephen's got a crock pot next to him.

05:34:12.000 Yes, I do.

05:34:12.000 It's actually...

05:34:13.000 It's an Instapot because I like putting it under pressure.

05:34:16.000 Listen, I never say this about Steve, but it's really cool because when I've co-hosted and guest hosted for him, I like...

05:34:22.000 I have the same thing here.

05:34:23.000 He has a toilet in his chair.

05:34:25.000 It's very relaxing.

05:34:26.000 I do.

05:34:26.000 Yeah, I do.

05:34:27.000 And I even change it.

05:34:28.000 And I also pee sitting down.

05:34:31.000 Yeah, well...

05:34:34.000 I only piece it now when I'm doing the show, and that's a convenience factor. 0.98

05:34:37.000 But I did change the chair, because it used to be like that old foam chair that you have at your grandparents' house, where it feels like another butt up against your butt.

05:34:43.000 So now it's actually a nice, firm polymer.

05:34:46.000 So you don't get that.

05:34:47.000 It's like when you sit on someone else's desk in school, and it's warm.

05:34:50.000 I don't like it, even though I'm old now.

05:34:53.000 I don't like old people chairs, even though I'm kind of old now, it's weird to be 50, but I remember like grandma was like, it feels creepy.

05:35:00.000 It must be like this when you're like a junior high student and Tim Walls is your gay counselor.

05:35:10.000 Allegedly, allegedly.

05:35:11.000 Also, it's really weird when old people have carpeting up and around the toilets. 1.00

05:35:16.000 You had some information there, Gerald.

05:35:18.000 All right, so just some information.

05:35:19.000 So we got some PA updates that we can have Ginger Snap come in and give us some. 0.99

05:35:24.000 Kamala Harris is way underperforming in some very important places in Pennsylvania.

05:35:29.000 And then I just wanted to give you this update, too, on Florida.

05:35:32.000 So in 2020, Trump won Florida by 372,000.

05:35:35.000 Right now it's projected at over 1.5 million votes.

05:35:38.000 1.5 million.

05:35:39.000 He's going to win it by this time around.

05:35:41.000 Stop it, Nick!

05:35:42.000 What do you mean, Nick? 1.00

05:35:44.000 Guys, you and your trend horse shit. 1.00

05:35:46.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

05:35:48.000 Nick needs a Snickers.

05:35:50.000 There's been no good news tonight that Nick hasn't said anything.

05:35:53.000 He's going to lose Florida.

05:35:55.000 He's going to lose Florida.

05:35:57.000 Gerald, you can't quit.

05:35:59.000 Gerald, you cannot quit.

05:36:00.000 Hey, no making out with Nick.

05:36:02.000 Stop it.

05:36:03.000 Stop it.

05:36:04.000 Don't hurt me.

05:36:06.000 He's too big.

05:36:07.000 I'm an old man!

05:36:08.000 Don't make me take my shirt off!

05:36:10.000 You mean aside from an Aryan beating up a Sicilian, which the optics are not great?

05:36:14.000 What is it, Alex?

05:36:15.000 Sicilian?

05:36:17.000 Listen, you guys are doing great on the numbers as well.

05:36:19.000 I know you love Owen Schroyer, former political prisoner.

05:36:22.000 He's in our big map room looking at some of the numbers.

05:36:25.000 I want to get his, just for a minute or so, his take and analysis.

05:36:29.000 I know you've got a bunch of experts there.

05:36:30.000 Let's put our brains together right now.

05:36:32.000 But let's just go to Owen for a second.

05:36:34.000 I want him to give us a quick report.

05:36:35.000 He says big developments.

05:36:36.000 Hold on, Alex.

05:36:37.000 Before we do that, where's the best place for people to find you?

05:36:40.000 I just want to say, where's the best place for people to find you?

05:36:42.000 Because we didn't get your plug-in yet.

05:36:43.000 Sorry, we have Joe Lewis in the studio and everyone's losing their mind.

05:36:45.000 No, no.

05:36:46.000 Well, I'm going to steal your dog. 0.99

05:36:48.000 If important words get shut down, find me at RealAlexJonesOnX.

05:36:51.000 Find me at AlexJones.network.

05:36:53.000 And also follow our backup channel at AJN for Alex Jones Network, AJN Live.

05:37:00.000 And that'll be a big deal because when I got deplatformed, even great fans had trouble finding me.

05:37:04.000 We're showing a lot of talk radio stations.

05:37:06.000 We've got the uplinks at the new studio and stuff.

05:37:08.000 It's a lot smaller.

05:37:09.000 We tend to expand and hopefully move out of Austin, maybe up north.

05:37:12.000 You know what, Alex, too, also, I don't know if you noticed, we just announced this tonight, you know, Rumble Premium has been an ad-free service that's been around for a while.

05:37:18.000 Mug Club now is Rumble Premium.

05:37:20.000 Rumble Premium is Mug Club, where Mug Club proved that we could build out a network, but there are already more people, like Donald Trump Jr.

05:37:26.000 on Rumble Premium.

05:37:27.000 They have some gamers there, they have live events, so every member of Mug Club is going to be there.

05:37:31.000 I'm talking to the head of Rumble, with you guys as well.

05:37:38.000 It'll be gone next Tuesday, and bad guys are probably going to buy it.

05:37:42.000 So I've just been faithful to the crew here, but I'm ready to branch out and hopefully have the crew with me.

05:37:49.000 But that's going on.

05:37:50.000 And you could always just bring, you could just change it to like info floors, and that could be under Rumble Premium is my point, right?

05:37:55.000 There's a million things that you could do.

05:37:57.000 Oh no, we lost his feet.

05:37:59.000 Don't go on or just dark?

05:38:00.000 Oh, there he is.

05:38:01.000 Oh, he's back.

05:38:02.000 Apparently they bought it now.

05:38:02.000 If you don't like it, they want to feed us.

05:38:04.000 It takes money to fight this.

05:38:05.000 Yes.

05:38:05.000 The Owl Show Store.com.

05:38:07.000 Yes, alexjonesstore.com.

05:38:08.000 I think because he wants to feed us some info from Owen Troyer real quick.

05:38:13.000 And the Alex Jones...

05:38:14.000 Sorry, say it again, Alex.

05:38:15.000 I'm sorry.

05:38:17.000 Thealexjonesstore.com.

05:38:17.000 Get some t-shirts.

05:38:18.000 Get some CMOS. Keep us on the air.

05:38:20.000 I'm not kidding.

05:38:20.000 You'll love the CMOS. But seriously, Owen is on it.

05:38:23.000 I know you guys have your own war room.

05:38:24.000 I want to hear your take on his analysis.

05:38:26.000 So here's Owen Troyer.

05:38:28.000 Owen, come in here.

05:38:28.000 All right, let's hear what Owen said.

05:38:30.000 All right.

05:38:44.000 Thank you.

05:39:14.000 Thank you.

05:39:43.000 Think about that.

05:39:45.000 What is she going to get?

05:39:45.000 75% of the last 10% vote?

05:39:48.000 Not going to happen.

05:39:49.000 Not an unfair election.

05:39:50.000 So, we zoom back out.

05:39:52.000 What does this mean?

05:39:53.000 This means...

05:39:55.000 With Pennsylvania and Georgia and Nebraska, that's 270.

05:40:00.000 That's a victory for Donald Trump.

05:40:02.000 He needs to come out in 15 minutes and declare victory.

05:40:07.000 I won't be the one to declare victory, but that's what we see here on this map.

05:40:11.000 All right, Owen, stay there.

05:40:12.000 I want to go back.

05:40:13.000 Hold on, because we're breaking in with Stephen here.

05:40:15.000 Stephen, I want to get your take, because you guys are looking at the numbers.

05:40:18.000 You've got experts there as well.

05:40:19.000 Owen, stay there.

05:40:20.000 Don't go.

05:40:21.000 What is your take on what Owen just said?

05:40:22.000 Okay, well, one second, because we were just having some issues here.

05:40:25.000 I wanted to bring it up.

05:40:26.000 We do have...

05:40:27.000 We've talked about that before.

05:40:28.000 So, you know, we have called Georgia, so Owen is right on that. 0.73

05:40:31.000 We've called Georgia pretty definitively.

05:40:33.000 We're very confident in Georgia.

05:40:34.000 We do have Lane the Brain in here with some updates in Pennsylvania, and I think there's some agreement, and then you have a little bit more context to some of those numbers, and I don't know if there's disagreement.

05:40:43.000 No, there's no disagreement at all, really.

05:40:45.000 The only difference is the map that we had on our...

05:40:49.000 Yes.

05:40:49.000 We actually call Georgia.

05:40:51.000 Right.

05:40:51.000 So the only thing left for Trump to do is win one of those upper Midwest states, Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania.

05:40:58.000 So let's bring up there, Noodles, the election integrity map, because we have called Georgia so people can see that.

05:41:02.000 Oh, is it DDoS again?

05:41:03.000 It's still DDoS.

05:41:03.000 It's DDoS.

05:41:04.000 We've been DDoS attacked because, Alex, we've been providing this analysis and these numbers.

05:41:07.000 Okay, but he just said, according to him, he has Pennsylvania.

05:41:11.000 Well, I know, according to what he just said.

05:41:12.000 So we cannot say that, yet we are not really willing to say that Pennsylvania, we are not willing to say that, but to reflect on what he said with those trends, how he said she needs 65% of the vote, if you want to pull up what our analysts just put together, that graph, this will kind of help show what Owen was talking about, because it reflects exactly what our numbers are saying, too.

05:41:32.000 So there you go.

05:41:32.000 So Alex, we actually have a graph that I don't know if you guys can see it on your program.

05:41:35.000 You may not be able to.

05:41:36.000 Pull it back down.

05:41:37.000 But we've had some graphs here that we're actually able to present to people as far as what percentage of the vote needs to be won in the future.

05:41:45.000 So let's bring up that.

05:41:46.000 You want to bring up that graph?

05:41:47.000 I'll get it to him right now.

05:41:49.000 But everything that Owen just said checks out.

05:41:51.000 Gotcha.

05:41:51.000 And that's why we actually called Georgia.

05:41:53.000 Right there.

05:41:54.000 Not that long ago.

05:41:55.000 Let's bring this up.

05:41:55.000 You have it there?

05:41:56.000 Yeah, we've got it.

05:41:56.000 Okay, so Pennsylvania.

05:41:58.000 So I don't know if you can see this, Alex, but laying the brain, describe this because we've been showing this throughout the night.

05:42:03.000 Describe it for some new viewers, people coming in from Alex's show who may not be familiar with this metric that you've shown.

05:42:08.000 Correct.

05:42:09.000 So this is essentially reflecting the sentiment that they were just talking about.

05:42:12.000 If you look at the red bar, so the farthest to the right is actually the most recent information that we have.

05:42:18.000 And it says 54.2.

05:42:19.000 And by information you mean the most recent vote dump.

05:42:21.000 Yes, correct.

05:42:22.000 So the most recent vote dump, Donald Trump collected 54.2% of that.

05:42:27.000 Right.

05:42:27.000 And what that tells us is of the outstanding vote remaining, he only needs to win 45, which means Kamala Harris would need to win about 55% of that vote.

05:42:38.000 Right.

05:42:38.000 So our percentages are a little different, but the trend is exactly the same.

05:42:42.000 And you are pretty, again, we're not making the call, but pretty confident that it's very unlikely with the votes that are remaining in Pennsylvania that she would be reaching those margins.

05:42:49.000 Correct.

05:42:50.000 And the reason that we feel a little confident in Pennsylvania, not in calling it, but in the direction it's going, is if there's two bellwether counties, essentially, that you want to look at, which are Erie County and Northampton County.

05:43:02.000 And in the last vote dump, Donald Trump closed the gap in Erie County by about 7%, and he's only trailing by 3.6% now.

05:43:08.000 So he keeps making that up.

05:43:10.000 But Northampton County is the one you want to look at, because he actually lost that by 0.7% in 2020 to Joe Biden.

05:43:19.000 But right now...

05:43:20.000 We're looking on the map for Northampton. 0.99

05:43:23.000 Yeah, can you give me a fucking rain man over here, just reading him at a million miles an hour. 0.98

05:43:27.000 He's looking for it, but I have... 0.99

05:43:28.000 Give me a dramamy.

05:43:29.000 Google it.

05:43:31.000 So what we do see in Northampton is that Trump is leading by a substantial amount.

05:43:36.000 He's leading by 5.4% right now at last check.

05:43:40.000 He lost that county.

05:43:41.000 Wow.

05:43:42.000 Now I'm excited.

05:43:43.000 And there's only been three times, I believe, in the last 150 years that that county hasn't predicted the winner of the state.

05:43:50.000 Wow.

05:43:50.000 I think 2004, 2000, and 1968.

05:43:54.000 So it's not just the fact, Alex, to go back to that, it's not just the fact that he's doing better than in 2020, but it's the fact that that actually, in combination with that, is a bellwether county that's indicative of someone winning the country at large.

05:44:05.000 That is correct.

05:44:05.000 For the state, it's pretty significant.

05:44:07.000 Seems, all metrics that we have right now, that he should win the state, but that microcosm within the state suggests strongly that he would win the country.

05:44:14.000 And this is, by the way, given the fact that we've already called Georgia.

05:44:17.000 And then, even if you move past Pennsylvania, if you can pull up the New York Times thing that we sent you, they're starting to even not have much room to win.

05:44:17.000 Right.

05:44:25.000 I was going to say, they were noticing it.

05:44:26.000 They were leaning Trump about an hour ago.

05:44:29.000 It was the first time they had said it in this entire cycle.

05:44:29.000 Yes.

05:44:31.000 They're leaning him in popular vote also, but they also have him up in PA, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

05:44:37.000 They give him over a 65% chance in all of those states to win.

05:44:40.000 Yep.

05:44:41.000 And if he...

05:44:43.000 Owen wins any of those states.

05:44:44.000 Oh! 0.60

05:44:45.000 Polymarket's at 97% for Trump now.

05:44:47.000 Yeah.

05:44:47.000 Hold on.

05:44:47.000 I wanted to do a polymarket check-in after.

05:44:49.000 Sorry.

05:44:50.000 Alex.

05:44:51.000 Hold on, everyone.

05:44:52.000 Guys, there's too much.

05:44:53.000 Alex, are you still there?

05:44:53.000 Hold on one second.

05:44:54.000 Did you hear the announcement?

05:44:55.000 So Owen was right on the money, and we have access to, again, some metrics here behind the scenes that kind of exclusive here that we can parse out.

05:45:02.000 But Owen seemed to be- No, I know.

05:45:03.000 You guys did a great job.

05:45:04.000 Well, that's super news.

05:45:05.000 Oh, and he's right on the money.

05:45:05.000 And so did Owen.

05:45:06.000 And he absolutely should declare we're not fully and if you guys are, that's great.

05:45:24.000 We're not fully confident in calling Pennsylvania.

05:45:26.000 No, no, we're not saying we're 100% right.

05:45:27.000 We're just saying it looks like it to us.

05:45:29.000 Yeah, it certainly looks that way.

05:45:30.000 It looks like it to me, too.

05:45:31.000 I think, Alex, my only hesitation would be I don't want to give people like, oh, Donald Trump is cheating again.

05:45:36.000 I just don't want...

05:45:38.000 They'll try and go with those optics.

05:45:39.000 Let it become a little bit more obvious.

05:45:41.000 I agree with you, though, to put a stop to any of the potential steal or anything that is going on to kind of head that off.

05:45:46.000 But I just want it to be a little bit more clear.

05:45:49.000 One final thing.

05:45:49.000 So, Alex, can we have our team cross-reference these counties that are particularly important right now and look at the Jewish voting population?

05:45:56.000 Because looking at the trends that we already have...

05:45:58.000 No, no.

05:45:58.000 I'm just saying...

05:45:59.000 No, we can look at those in PA. We can look at those in PA, but that might help us make a prediction a little bit earlier if we see those numbers still continue to track.

05:46:08.000 And to that point, when we did call North Carolina, it was about 10 minutes ahead of Reuters' call on that as well.

05:46:13.000 So we did beat them to the punchline.

05:46:15.000 Yeah, thank you, Mug Club.

05:46:16.000 So we're in the first place right here, guys.

05:46:16.000 There we go.

05:46:18.000 Mug Club, Rumble Premium.

05:46:19.000 If you guys want to support it, click that button right now.

05:46:21.000 Join Rumble Premium.

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05:46:26.000 I know that Alex Jones has a lot.

05:46:27.000 We don't know what's going to happen after next week, but the water's warm.

05:46:30.000 And yeah, we made the North Carolina call before they did at Reuters.

05:46:33.000 We made the Georgia call.

05:46:34.000 I want you to stick around here for a little bit, laying the brain...

05:46:36.000 Alex, we do have to get going, but tell Owen if he can't still hear us.

05:46:39.000 Great work.

05:46:40.000 And we may even be able to check in with you guys later.

05:46:43.000 And if you have any questions, you can reach out to us behind the scenes, too.

05:46:48.000 Absolutely.

05:46:49.000 And just want to say, great job with your investigative team winning this election.

05:46:52.000 You guys have done just as good as James O'Keefe, and he's always been the North Star.

05:46:57.000 We're not in competition.

05:46:58.000 We're all on the same team.

05:46:58.000 But incredible job for all your supporters, everybody else.

05:47:01.000 And I love working with you, and I love your crew.

05:47:03.000 This is a historic moment, so thank you so much.

05:47:05.000 Thank you very much, Alex.

05:47:06.000 We appreciate it.

05:47:07.000 Alex Jones and Owen Schroyer, everybody.

05:47:14.000 Good.

05:47:14.000 Yeah, I'm glad, again, I know we've had some tech issues here, but I'm glad, you know, he was going a little, like, some gut feel, but it's good to see that, you know, Owen is one of those guys who people, because he's with Alex Jones, think he's more unreasonable than he is.

05:47:27.000 He's often pretty right on some of these things, and he's...

05:47:30.000 It's one of those things, don't let the media tell you who Alex Jones is.

05:47:33.000 Don't let the media tell you who all those people are.

05:47:35.000 Even if we have disagreements, it sounds like we're tracking here with some different data sets, but that's...

05:47:41.000 This is quite...

05:47:43.000 This is quite a bit of momentum at this point.

05:47:45.000 1.5 million votes potentially in Florida is huge.

05:47:49.000 That is massive.

05:47:52.000 Why are you laughing?

05:47:53.000 You don't think there's 1.5 million votes in Florida? 0.95

05:47:55.000 I expected that from Florida, goddammit. 0.85

05:47:57.000 No one expected 1.5.

05:47:58.000 You know you never said it.

05:47:59.000 You said that Joe Biden will be out, we gave you credit, and now you're saying you never said 1.5 million votes.

05:48:06.000 Hold on.

05:48:07.000 Hold on.

05:48:07.000 The fight's out there.

05:48:08.000 I love everybody in here. 0.99

05:48:08.000 Damn it. 0.99

05:48:09.000 No, it's not. 1.00

05:48:09.000 It's in here now. 1.00

05:48:10.000 It is in here.

05:48:11.000 It is in here.

05:48:11.000 Guys, don't you guys say what?

05:48:12.000 I got to defend Nick.

05:48:13.000 I saw his My Little Pony diary.

05:48:15.000 He wrote.

05:48:15.000 Oh, my God.

05:48:16.000 Yeah, he writes.

05:48:17.000 He wrote it in there.

05:48:18.000 Yeah, well, him and Kavanaugh.

05:48:19.000 I was laughing at you guys getting so excited that he won so big in Florida.

05:48:22.000 But, Nick, the reason is because we're looking at it and we're contrasting the trend.

05:48:26.000 I understand.

05:48:26.000 And now you're excited.

05:48:27.000 But you know why we're able to make these predictions?

05:48:28.000 Because of the numbers that we looked at in Florida.

05:48:30.000 Let's go for the polymarket check-in.

05:48:32.000 I'm going to have a fever of 102.

05:48:33.000 There's no Jersey.

05:48:38.000 Polymarket chicken.

05:48:40.000 Donald Trump at 96.6.

05:48:43.000 Now, do me a favor.

05:48:44.000 Pull up the general election as well.

05:48:47.000 Well, that is the general election.

05:48:48.000 I'm sorry.

05:48:49.000 The popular vote for the general election.

05:48:51.000 We've been streaming for six hours, all right?

05:48:54.000 Give me a break.

05:48:55.000 I got him off his game.

05:48:57.000 91% for Trump.

05:48:59.000 For the popular vote.

05:49:00.000 There's the mandate of the masses, everybody.

05:49:02.000 There's the mandate of the masses.

05:49:03.000 I don't want to go to bed.

05:49:04.000 Remember this really quickly.

05:49:07.000 Can you bring off the live on air thing right there?

05:49:09.000 I'm still seeing Alex Jones' window in front of me.

05:49:11.000 Remember this.

05:49:12.000 They will.

05:49:14.000 They will protest.

05:49:15.000 They will riot.

05:49:16.000 They might even behave for a couple of days because they might have people from the brass saying, hey, look, we've got to be careful with this.

05:49:20.000 Remember, they are protesting, not against...

05:49:23.000 The Electoral College, they're protesting not against some kind of swing state.

05:49:27.000 They're protesting against you, the American people.

05:49:30.000 That's what they're protesting.

05:49:31.000 When they riot this time, they're rioting against everyone else in this country.

05:49:36.000 And don't forget it.

05:49:37.000 Even if you didn't vote for Donald Trump, when people say, hey, I want to stand up for what's right.

05:49:41.000 Okay, you talked about the integrity of democracy.

05:49:44.000 Watch.

05:49:44.000 This happens tonight.

05:49:45.000 Donald Trump very, very likely, almost certainly wins the Electoral College, very, very likely wins the popular vote.

05:49:51.000 If you see a single Walgreens, CVS, you see a single department store looted, you see a single person, my God, shot in the street for being a Trump voter like we saw in Washington State or was it Oregon?

05:50:03.000 Remember, that bullet is for you.

05:50:06.000 That Walgreens, that shop is you. 0.98

05:50:09.000 There's no more bullshit where people argue, even though it should never be the case, about the Electoral College or about Donald Trump and billionaire donors because we saw that they bragged about with Kamala Harris. 0.94

05:50:18.000 The mandate of the masses and a significant winning margin. 0.99

05:50:22.000 That riot is for you.

05:50:25.000 Remember, let this reverberate through you, don't forget it, and you should be pissed when that happens.

05:50:30.000 And if that ever does happen, that's exactly why you heard me on my spiel earlier, where I'll never say political violence is never the answer.

05:50:37.000 Hey, if people are actually rioting and burning down your houses, burning down your neighbors, if we see another summer of love, guess what?

05:50:44.000 I would much rather see Korean shopkeeper defends what he created and, by the way, voted to preserve than another man shot in the street.

05:50:52.000 Remember, dozens of people killed in those riots.

05:50:55.000 Don't let it get that far.

05:50:57.000 Do not let it get that far.

05:50:58.000 You're talking to the guy right now.

05:50:59.000 You're watching the guy who does Change My Mind.

05:51:01.000 You're watching the guy who does Devil's Advocate, finds common ground.

05:51:04.000 Don't let it get to a single riot in any city.

05:51:07.000 And any representative, like Kamala Harris, who says they won't stop nor should they stop, that is an enemy of the American people.

05:51:13.000 Let's check in with Polymarket, see how likely this stream gets taken down from YouTube.

05:51:16.000 Can we do that really quickly? 0.96

05:51:17.000 because I meant every damn word that I just said. 0.98

05:51:25.000 21! 0.99

05:51:25.000 It went down! 0.99

05:51:26.000 I think it's because we had Alex on for a little bit.

05:51:29.000 It spiked.

05:51:29.000 No, no, no.

05:51:30.000 It only went down when he took his shirt off.

05:51:32.000 It only went down, yeah.

05:51:33.000 The people were a piece.

05:51:35.000 You know, I don't know if I saw this.

05:51:38.000 If this was correct, but did Bitcoin hit an all-time high in the last hour?

05:51:42.000 It did.

05:51:43.000 Oh, I wonder why.

05:51:44.000 So that's one of the things.

05:51:45.000 People are not only looking at Polymarket in the polls, but the vote on crypto is essentially the price of Bitcoin.

05:51:53.000 What are the markets predicting is going to happen?

05:51:55.000 Because it's very clear that Trump is going to be able to do more favorable cryptocurrency policies versus Kamala.

05:52:01.000 And so as the price continued to go up, folks are saying that is another key indicator.

05:52:06.000 Yes.

05:52:06.000 Of where people are voting across non-traditional demographic lines.

05:52:10.000 The Jew factor. 0.98

05:52:11.000 Last night, Jim Cramer told us that the market moves predicted a Kamala Harris win.

05:52:16.000 No.

05:52:17.000 Well, why aren't we even here?

05:52:18.000 Yeah, but Jim Cramer's head comes to a point.

05:52:22.000 Don't insult the coneheads.

05:52:24.000 That's a fair point.

05:52:24.000 Is there anything else that you wanted to fill us in on?

05:52:28.000 No, I don't think so.

05:52:29.000 Just there's some interesting indicators on the ground outside of the numbers.

05:52:33.000 New York Post is starting to report that people are leaving Kamala's watch party. 0.98

05:52:37.000 Oh my gosh, that sucks. 0.98

05:52:38.000 Yeah, it's rough. 0.99

05:52:39.000 No, it doesn't.

05:52:40.000 That's fantastic. 0.82

05:52:41.000 I mean, it sucks for her.

05:52:42.000 Before we even went live on air, most of the... 0.89

05:52:44.000 Oprah and Liz will leave.

05:52:45.000 That's a dozen people.

05:52:46.000 The U.S. consulates and Europe, all those places that wanted Trump to lose, they all decided not to hold their watch parties.

05:52:52.000 So there's...

05:52:53.000 Yeah.

05:52:54.000 So there are quite a few signs.

05:52:55.000 We don't have the leftist meltdowns yet.

05:52:56.000 I don't know.

05:52:56.000 We'll check in with Roddick and my land.

05:52:58.000 Put a note in.

05:52:58.000 Look for these things.

05:53:00.000 Please!

05:53:00.000 I don't want to...

05:53:02.000 I'm just nervous about going to bed.

05:53:04.000 I'm just being realistic.

05:53:06.000 Okay, that's fine.

05:53:06.000 Thanks, Uncle Frank.

05:53:08.000 Thanks, Uncle Frank.

05:53:09.000 I'm with you, Nick.

05:53:10.000 I'm with you.

05:53:11.000 If it makes you feel any better, Nick forgot his reading glasses.

05:53:14.000 We'll also get you some Senate updates because we could take the Senate in the House potentially tonight.

05:53:18.000 I think we picked up two and we're leading in three others right now.

05:53:21.000 Now I'm excited.

05:53:23.000 So we're talking about the Senate, right?

05:53:25.000 The House we have, but we could widen the margin.

05:53:28.000 I believe we needed four to win four of this.

05:53:30.000 I say we pick up the House and drop it on Kamala's head. 1.00

05:53:33.000 I'm trying to remember, how many more would we need in this?

05:53:35.000 We only really had to flip one because West Virginia was open because of Manchin, so they won that one, and then one more, which would have been...

05:53:42.000 But is it a shutout in the seats that they thought would flip Democrat?

05:53:44.000 That's one thing I don't know yet.

05:53:46.000 I'm not sure.

05:53:46.000 I'll have to take a look at that one.

05:53:47.000 We've been focused on the presidency.

05:53:49.000 Thank you so much, Lane the Brain.

05:53:50.000 We appreciate it.

05:53:51.000 And you know what?

05:53:51.000 Since we paid good money to have that chair out there, next time, do you mind doing it from the chair?

05:53:54.000 I like that chair.

05:53:54.000 It's a cool chair.

05:53:55.000 Okay, let's have you do it from that chair there. 0.99

05:53:56.000 Plus, you look good in that chair.

05:53:57.000 Just microphone.

05:53:57.000 Just put it right here.

05:53:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

05:53:59.000 Put it right up there.

05:54:00.000 Like your Mariah Carey at Rockefeller Club. 0.74

05:54:03.000 If Gerald wants to show everybody how to do it.

05:54:05.000 It's just we paid good money for that chair, and I don't think we're going to be streaming for days now.

05:54:08.000 Gerald will show us how to do that when he does the wine tasting.

05:54:11.000 No.

05:54:12.000 That's right.

05:54:12.000 I'm doing wine tasting?

05:54:13.000 Yep.

05:54:14.000 All right.

05:54:15.000 So this has been a lot of fun.

05:54:21.000 Oh, you know what?

05:54:22.000 I forgot.

05:54:23.000 Oh, no.

05:54:24.000 I forgot, actually.

05:54:24.000 We still have on the show tonight, and considering that we don't know how much longer Kamala's going to have any type of political shelf life, her father's name is actually...

05:54:35.000 Donald J. Harris.

05:54:36.000 That is not a joke.

05:54:38.000 But we do have Donald J. Harris live on the line with us.

05:54:43.000 Let's go to him now.

05:54:48.000 Mr.

05:54:48.000 Harris, thanks for coming back on tonight.

05:54:51.000 Yeah, man.

05:54:51.000 What's on your mind?

05:54:52.000 Well, since you've known her for so long, I wanted to get your insight on why your daughter isn't doing as well as the media was hoping she would tonight.

05:54:59.000 It's all very simple, man.

05:55:01.000 She didn't have the time.

05:55:03.000 Time for what?

05:55:04.000 To do the same thing she always done to get all of her job.

05:55:07.000 Boy, you're really a one-trick pony, aren't you, Donald J? It's a simple equation.

05:55:13.000 You divide the population by the amount of hours in a day that she spread eagle. 1.00

05:55:17.000 She couldn't get to them all in time.

05:55:19.000 Okay, that's about what I was expecting to hear, but good to know she does have a formula for success. 0.99

05:55:24.000 Spread eagle is just like a model.

05:55:26.000 Okay, we get the point.

05:55:28.000 I think we're done here. 0.99

05:55:29.000 We're done, fool man. 0.99

05:55:30.000 All right. 0.99

05:55:34.000 By the way.

05:55:37.000 Every time.

05:55:38.000 You might need to mute other people's mics because I can't hear.

05:55:42.000 Don't make him so funny and we won't laugh so much.

05:55:44.000 I didn't make anything funny.

05:55:45.000 You think I'd write what he says?

05:55:46.000 It's Kamala's dad, Donald J. He's his own man.

05:55:49.000 Gosh.

05:55:50.000 I'm laughing at his mouth and his teeth.

05:55:52.000 Still looking for Siggs. 0.98

05:55:54.000 Oh, boy.

05:55:55.000 All right.

05:55:56.000 I'm excited.

05:55:57.000 I feel good.

05:55:58.000 Yeah, well, good.

05:55:58.000 I'm glad, Nick.

05:55:59.000 I mean, I honestly have given you a hard time, but I know why you're like that.

05:56:03.000 Well, I was voted class pessimist.

05:56:04.000 Honestly, and I'm not making this up, in high school, they had to come up with superlative for me.

05:56:10.000 I was voted class pessimist.

05:56:12.000 And you know what?

05:56:13.000 It's really being a realist is what it's called.

05:56:16.000 And a couple of people that voted me class pessimists, they're dead now. 0.99

05:56:19.000 So who won that fucking argument? 0.98

05:56:21.000 Well, I don't think anybody did, but nonetheless. 0.99

05:56:23.000 I think everybody loves.

05:56:25.000 I think they're dead and you're dead inside.

05:56:27.000 No.

05:56:28.000 Guys.

05:56:28.000 They're still voting.

05:56:29.000 You're fine.

05:56:29.000 No, I get it.

05:56:30.000 I don't want Wayne to go to battle excited because it's going to be dead.

05:56:33.000 Well, I'm not going to bed.

05:56:34.000 We're not going to bed, Nick.

05:56:35.000 I'm not going to bed.

05:56:36.000 It's 100 degrees right now and I'm not going to bed.

05:56:38.000 What's your excuse?

05:56:39.000 I better see some blower or else soon if you want me to stay up.

05:56:41.000 Look, Nick, what's your excuse, okay?

05:56:42.000 I said we're not going to bed.

05:56:43.000 We're going to keep streaming until we've called the president, right?

05:56:45.000 I don't know why you're so mad.

05:56:46.000 I don't know if it's that hot Italian blood.

05:56:48.000 You can't calm him down, right? 1.00

05:56:50.000 Hey, fuck that. 1.00

05:56:51.000 You fucking Irish cockroach. 1.00

05:56:53.000 See, that's what he does! 1.00

05:56:55.000 Are we still worried about being booted from YouTube?

05:56:58.000 For Christ's sake!

05:56:58.000 When is this fire?

05:56:59.000 It's back up.

05:57:00.000 We're going to come back when Nick calms down.

05:57:02.000 We'll be right back after this.

05:57:04.000 We'll be right back.

05:57:04.000 He's got more rules than The Tonight Show, for Christ's sake.

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05:58:49.000 When Trump was making America great Where were you When you tried to resist And me, I knew Yet Trump is getting the best The best, the best, the best of you - Yes.

05:59:11.000 Yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.

05:59:20.000 At least four years were just a sneak preview.

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06:00:09.000 Revised unemployment rates, it's real, the market's healed.

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06:01:28.000 I'd best take you Tonight on No Cops This bill of comprehensive police reform to be...

06:01:44.000 Just got to be careful here with some gunshots.

06:01:47.000 Excuse us.

06:01:47.000 It sounds like gunshots.

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06:01:58.000 These seem to be gunshots.

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06:02:37.000 Stay tuned for more No Cops.

06:02:40.000 To be clear, he continues to deny the fundamental charge that she has, which is that she had this sexual encounter with him in 2016.

06:02:56.000 He denies that.

06:02:57.000 First of all, she... 1.00

06:02:58.000 I don't know which she you're talking about, because you're inventing people.

06:03:03.000 Oh, E. Jean Carroll. 0.90

06:03:05.000 Such a liar, she won't even give us her first name. 1.00

06:03:07.000 I think it's Earl. 1.00

06:03:09.000 I think she had a d***. 1.00

06:03:10.000 I know he didn't sexually assault her, but come on. 1.00

06:03:14.000 It was at a department store. 0.98

06:03:17.000 Who hasn't got a d*** job at the fitting room at the Old Navy or the Gap? 0.88

06:03:21.000 Is that really a hanging offense? 1.00

06:03:23.000 You guys are young Abacombian bitch. 1.00

06:03:25.000 You see a boy with an ass like a nectarine. 1.00

06:03:28.000 You follow him around the mall. 1.00

06:03:31.000 Take him to the Cheesecake Factory, maybe get him a mac and cheese.

06:03:34.000 This stuff happens, but he did not sexually assault anybody.

06:03:38.000 Let me make that clear.

06:03:39.000 Or anybody else that's going to come forward with these stories. 0.73

06:03:42.000 It's really disgusting. 0.97

06:03:43.000 I don't even know that Trump likes women anymore. 0.99

06:03:44.000 He's had so many of them.

06:03:46.000 He's just tired.

06:03:47.000 I mean, you eat lobster every day, you get sick of it.

06:03:49.000 You eat hot dogs every day.

06:03:51.000 You're Anthony Weiner.

06:03:53.000 What?

06:03:54.000 Well, I guess that's it.

06:03:55.000 You have no more questions.

06:03:57.000 And as usual, those were horrendous.

06:03:59.000 They were as slanted as the roof you try to put that guy on in Butler, which wasn't very slanted. 0.98

06:04:04.000 That was a dumb remark on my part. 0.94

06:04:06.000 Did you see? 0.99

06:04:06.000 They were doing a news report. 0.99

06:04:07.000 There was a 12-year-old girl on a unicycle behind the guy doing the report on the roof juggling axes.

06:04:13.000 So that's it.

06:04:14.000 And I guess I'll see you at the next press conference.

06:04:17.000 Maybe the other person who's running for president should try this.

06:04:19.000 It's kind of fun.

06:04:21.000 You have a good day now.

06:04:23.000 I really think he should be the press secretary.

06:04:31.000 I mean, it would be a lot more fun, but there's a lot of fun that we're getting to have right now in this moment.

06:04:36.000 Look, we're cautiously optimistic still.

06:04:37.000 We still think there's a lot of momentum.

06:04:40.000 Everything's looking pretty good.

06:04:41.000 One of the things that I wanted to bring in, guys, we have officially, I believe, won the Senate.

06:04:46.000 I know we've been focusing a lot on the presidential race.

06:04:48.000 Now, that's a big deal.

06:04:48.000 So look, if Donald Trump goes in, he's got a mandate of the people because he wins the popular vote, he wins the electoral college, you've got the Senate, you've got the House.

06:04:56.000 You can start to do some stuff.

06:04:58.000 Now, make sure you do some...

06:04:59.000 Yes!

06:05:02.000 There we go.

06:05:04.000 Absolutely.

06:05:06.000 No, but that is a massive deal right now.

06:05:08.000 And look, I'm looking at CNN. I've got a lot of different screens going on.

06:05:11.000 So sometimes if I say, oh crap, I got the wrong thing, it's because I've got seven things that I'm looking at at one time.

06:05:15.000 So I apologize.

06:05:16.000 We have lawyers here to make sure that I don't get us sued too badly. 0.98

06:05:19.000 But they're going over Pennsylvania right now and they're looking at every single county and going, ah crap! 0.99

06:05:25.000 Ah, crap! 1.00

06:05:26.000 She's underperforming, underperforming, underperforming. 1.00

06:05:28.000 That is fantastic for us.

06:05:30.000 They just keep going back to these counties.

06:05:32.000 And look, I know that Pennsylvania has been marked by everybody for a very long time.

06:05:37.000 We have James Woods coming up in just one minute here as soon as Steven gets back in.

06:05:41.000 But...

06:05:43.000 I just wanted to say, Scott Pressler, we all owe you a lot.

06:05:47.000 It's not any one person that's going to get this thing done, but everybody has played a significant part.

06:05:51.000 Scott moved to Pennsylvania, started an organization there.

06:05:55.000 You can go on his X and see.

06:05:56.000 And he got people knocking on doors.

06:05:58.000 He got people registered to vote.

06:05:59.000 He changed counties for Donald Trump and actually leaned Republican instead of being Democrat.

06:06:05.000 Phenomenal job right there.

06:06:06.000 If Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, it's going to be due in large part to the work that Scott Pressler did, so thank you very much for that work.

06:06:12.000 Enjoy the night.

06:06:12.000 If that gets called here in just a little while, we'll see.

06:06:15.000 I don't know how much longer we're going to have to wait on that, but it's going to be fantastic when it does.

06:06:21.000 He's here!

06:06:22.000 He's here!

06:06:22.000 Okay, James Wood is standing.

06:06:24.000 James Woods is standing by.

06:06:26.000 Maybe we want one James Wood.

06:06:27.000 We may want to give him an update.

06:06:29.000 We have an update on Wisconsin that's looking really good, not just Pennsylvania.

06:06:32.000 Where's that update?

06:06:33.000 Well, I think they You're kind of, no offense, on your wiener when it comes to the show.

06:06:38.000 There's too much coming in.

06:06:39.000 No, I... You guys can't hear, but Gerald's business is one of them in the studio, and I said wiener, and she went, yeah, I know about your helicoptering.

06:06:47.000 Listen, I have enough children, okay?

06:06:50.000 Thank you.

06:06:52.000 Well, they didn't put the Wisconsin update in the map, so jump in, jump in, and we'll go to James as soon as you're ready.

06:06:58.000 I'm excited to have this guy on.

06:06:59.000 And Nick is enthralled.

06:07:00.000 He's on his phone texting his...

06:07:01.000 Thanks, Nick.

06:07:02.000 Yeah, Nick.

06:07:03.000 Let's keep everything friendly.

06:07:05.000 I'm texting to you guys how much I love this place.

06:07:08.000 So, they're getting some data right now that Wisconsin is actually...

06:07:13.000 Oh, shoot, sorry.

06:07:14.000 I can't brush my teeth and I haven't eaten a meal, so I just...

06:07:16.000 I got the...

06:07:17.000 You gotta do the thing.

06:07:17.000 Thank you.

06:07:18.000 You didn't eat?

06:07:19.000 I had saltines!

06:07:20.000 No, you had sweet potatoes.

06:07:21.000 I saw it.

06:07:22.000 I had sweet potatoes, I had saltines, and I had a little protein earlier.

06:07:25.000 But I feel okay.

06:07:27.000 Tim, I'm thinking we may want to dim these lights a little bit as we get a little further in the evening, because I look like a crazy person.

06:07:33.000 Okay.

06:07:35.000 Find an opportunity to do that.

06:07:36.000 He's getting a little wacky.

06:07:37.000 Don't forget about James!

06:07:38.000 The fever's just staying right around 100 degrees.

06:07:40.000 So we do have James Woods coming up, but I do know they're saying that they just got about 50% of the Wisconsin vote in, and from what they're seeing, Wisconsin is only going to get redder.

06:07:48.000 So it seems increasingly likely.

06:07:52.000 Please. 0.99

06:07:53.000 Kill Nick's mic, please. 0.99

06:07:55.000 Just for right now. 0.97

06:07:56.000 Nick isn't even on his mic.

06:07:58.000 Good.

06:07:59.000 He's like a mile away.

06:08:00.000 There you go.

06:08:00.000 He's hallucinating.

06:08:01.000 He got in a breeze from an ivory tower?

06:08:05.000 The problem is Nick can say whatever he wants because he knows he has carte blanche because he knows he was my comedy idol growing up, so what am I going to say?

06:08:11.000 Like, no!

06:08:13.000 Don't say that!

06:08:14.000 You're going to hurt my feelings! 1.00

06:08:16.000 Like I'm some bitch. 1.00

06:08:19.000 Well, you're wearing a shirt from the Ellen DeGeneres collection. 0.99

06:08:21.000 Yes, I am.

06:08:23.000 I ran into her at Orvis.

06:08:25.000 James Woods still waiting.

06:08:26.000 I'm joking.

06:08:27.000 It was REI. All right.

06:08:28.000 He's laughing.

06:08:29.000 He's enjoying the show.

06:08:30.000 James Woods has an IQ of, like, you know, Mensa.

06:08:32.000 They would be, I should say, filling their pants.

06:08:38.000 Their pants. 1.00

06:08:39.000 Because he has, like, the highest IQ of any celebrity, and you think he doesn't appreciate this highbrow shit? 1.00

06:08:45.000 I think he does. 0.98

06:08:46.000 By the way, they called Virginia for Harris, but just like we said early on tonight, if it's anywhere even close to under five points, they're saying it's well under five points.

06:08:56.000 It's razor thin.

06:08:57.000 So look, guys, we're not going to lie to you and call everything, but it looks like Donald Trump is preparing some remarks.

06:09:03.000 It really does look...

06:09:05.000 As close as you can get at this moment in time, it is 11...

06:09:10.000 Oh, that's...

06:09:11.000 Sorry, I know James Woods is coming on.

06:09:12.000 My microwave screwed me up because I have that microwave out there.

06:09:16.000 And I was like, it's already midnight?

06:09:18.000 It's not!

06:09:20.000 It's not midnight!

06:09:21.000 It's 11.14.

06:09:24.000 It's 11.

06:09:25.000 I'm 14.

06:09:25.000 What?

06:09:26.000 Is it 9?

06:09:27.000 Alright, let's bring on the man with the best voice.

06:09:30.000 Hold on a second, I've got to sanitize my hands.

06:09:32.000 Oh boy.

06:09:33.000 I've got to do this because whatever I touch, man, whatever I touch is going to be plagued with this virus.

06:09:38.000 That's true.

06:09:38.000 Please do that for us.

06:09:39.000 It's going to be a bunch of sick cub scouts. 0.99

06:09:42.000 This is a good man. 0.80

06:09:43.000 Please, can we just behave for men we've wanted on the show for a long time.

06:09:47.000 And by the way, Gay William ran into him.

06:09:50.000 Maybe we can bring Gay William on in a little bit. 0.98

06:09:53.000 And I don't want to tell personal stories, but a big fan of this man.

06:09:56.000 I've been following him.

06:09:57.000 He's one of the OGs on Twitter as far as not being afraid to speak out.

06:10:01.000 One of Hollywood's last remaining great actors and quite a funny chap, James Woods.

06:10:10.000 Hold on a second, James. 0.99

06:10:11.000 No one respects the damn stinger tonight. 0.98

06:10:13.000 We had a whole stinger for you, and I saw you were already speaking, but Mr. 0.98

06:10:17.000 Woods, thank you for being here, sir.

06:10:19.000 Great.

06:10:20.000 Thank you, Mr.

06:10:20.000 Crowder, for being here.

06:10:21.000 And by the way, this is in our household already.

06:10:25.000 Wow!

06:10:27.000 Just saying.

06:10:27.000 Thank you very much.

06:10:28.000 My wife, big, big, big fan.

06:10:30.000 Okay.

06:10:32.000 Years ago.

06:10:33.000 She bought it years ago.

06:10:34.000 Well, thank you.

06:10:36.000 And by the way, have you two been celebratory imbibing at this point?

06:10:39.000 I think everyone has except for me.

06:10:41.000 Yeah, I have to say, my bar isn't big enough.

06:10:45.000 This is like coming into a drunken frat party, I've got to tell you.

06:10:48.000 I've been watching you guys.

06:10:49.000 I mean, the Ellen DeGeneres shirt was pretty much the high point of eating for me, because it doesn't take that.

06:10:56.000 Thank you very much, Mr.

06:10:58.000 Woods.

06:10:59.000 And by the way, what a risque view to take when she's not here to defend herself anymore, James.

06:11:04.000 You're better than that.

06:11:05.000 By the way, it really looks like, honestly, a Harry Sisson shirt.

06:11:11.000 It looks like it has a little bit of DNA there on the collar.

06:11:14.000 You might want to watch out.

06:11:15.000 I just asked Jitsu to lint roll this.

06:11:19.000 Good lord.

06:11:20.000 Yeah, it's not a lint issue, pal.

06:11:22.000 It's okay.

06:11:24.000 It's a load issue. 1.00

06:11:25.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

06:11:26.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00

06:11:28.000 Listen, seriously, I'm thrilled to be on the show.

06:11:30.000 William, Gay William, William Rodriguez, fantastic man.

06:11:34.000 He pushed me and pushed me.

06:11:36.000 You've got to do Seaman.

06:11:37.000 I said I'd love to, but I don't do press.

06:11:39.000 Then finally I thought, you know what?

06:11:41.000 This is just too important.

06:11:42.000 This night...

06:11:44.000 Let's get serious for a moment, please.

06:11:46.000 Is one of the single most important nights.

06:11:46.000 No.

06:11:49.000 Every election, oh, this is the most important election in history.

06:11:52.000 This was and is the most important election in my lifetime.

06:11:57.000 Yeah.

06:11:58.000 In my lifetime. 0.99

06:11:59.000 Because we are literally, I mean, if you even try to picture with AI at its best I like to call it artificial stupidity because it gets just about everything wrong. 0.99

06:12:11.000 Siri can't work. 0.98

06:12:12.000 Alexa can't work. 1.00

06:12:13.000 AI can't work.

06:12:14.000 But if you looked at what the future would be under Kamala Harris, if you looked at what that future would be like, it would be some n-dimensional space that you could never have imagined in your worst nightmares.

06:12:30.000 Yes.

06:12:30.000 I mean, just every single thing that she believes in or doesn't believe in because she doesn't know herself.

06:12:35.000 Yeah.

06:12:35.000 You know, Michigan, she believes in one thing, and Virginia, she believes in another.

06:12:39.000 Yeah.

06:12:40.000 It would have been a catastrophe.

06:12:41.000 And let me tell you, no matter how big this victory may be tonight...

06:12:45.000 God willing.

06:12:46.000 And the last time I went to bed, Trump was running. 1.00

06:12:48.000 I woke up and they found 300,000 votes in a crocodile's ass somewhere. 0.99

06:12:54.000 I like drunk James Woods, by the way. 0.99

06:12:56.000 This is my favorite James Woods.

06:12:57.000 Well, they found them somewhere.

06:12:58.000 They didn't even have a crease in them.

06:13:00.000 You know, I don't take anything for granted.

06:13:02.000 But how is it possible that it was this close?

06:13:06.000 I mean, honestly, this would be like Billy Barty in a boxing match.

06:13:12.000 You know what?

06:13:13.000 I'll tell you exactly what it is.

06:13:15.000 Not to get too serious on it.

06:13:16.000 I'll tell you exactly what it is.

06:13:18.000 And I don't mean in the way that crazy conspiracy...

06:13:20.000 Satanism sells.

06:13:21.000 And by that, I mean creating an altar, creating an idol, which is yourself.

06:13:25.000 Creating yourself into an idol.

06:13:27.000 And that's all the DNC abortion policies now. 0.54

06:13:30.000 It's sacrifice at the altar of self.

06:13:32.000 There's something really appealing to...

06:13:34.000 Wait, me?

06:13:35.000 Wait.

06:13:35.000 But if I vote this way, I'll get this.

06:13:37.000 I think that a huge portion of people who voted for Kamala Harris did so in spite of the fact that they probably understood, because they've lived it, that it was not what was good for the country, but out of their own selfish interests.

06:13:48.000 That's why you see a lot of super wealthy billionaires, and you see a lot of people who aren't necessarily involved in the economy with a voluntary trade of goods and services.

06:14:00.000 That's why I said this earlier today.

06:14:01.000 You'll never hear me say, hey, what have they done for you?

06:14:02.000 That's not the only...

06:14:04.000 That's not the way you should vote, because that's a really easy sell next election cycle, right?

06:14:07.000 But I think people lived this, and I think some people thought, you know what?

06:14:10.000 It'll be better for me.

06:14:12.000 I don't think anyone actually thought that Kamala Harris was good for the country.

06:14:14.000 I don't believe that anyone actually believed that.

06:14:16.000 Well, a lot of people, I think, that would support somebody like Kamala Harris or Joe Biden or Gavin Newsom or any of these people, they actually...

06:14:26.000 They don't look at...

06:14:27.000 The community is a...

06:14:30.000 It's a byword.

06:14:31.000 It's a mantra.

06:14:33.000 There's no community among these people.

06:14:36.000 It is utter narcissism.

06:14:38.000 They're basically TikTok performers, all of them.

06:14:41.000 Their lives live as far as their numbers.

06:14:46.000 Today, I just happened to be on Twitter, and I went, oh, I got another 100,000 followers.

06:14:49.000 And I don't like to call them followers.

06:14:51.000 I like to call them friends.

06:14:52.000 I know that sounds a little pompous, but I don't like to think of people following me.

06:14:56.000 I'm following them.

06:14:57.000 One of the things I'm most proud of, when I'm on Twitter, people say, you interact with all your fans.

06:15:01.000 Yes, no, continue.

06:15:03.000 Well, I interact with all the followers I have on Twitter.

06:15:08.000 People will ask me a question.

06:15:09.000 I'll talk about it.

06:15:10.000 Sometimes people say rude things.

06:15:12.000 I'll fire right back.

06:15:13.000 I'll give a mom joke.

06:15:14.000 I'll insta-block them.

06:15:15.000 I do all that stuff.

06:15:16.000 But I'm interacting with them because I do believe that there is a community.

06:15:20.000 I think that what Donald Trump did...

06:15:23.000 And will do again, God willing, if they don't cheat and pull this, snatch this, you know, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory somehow, with their lawfare and all the other insane stuff they do, even, God forbid, I hate to say the word, assassination, but God knows they're trying.

06:15:41.000 Of course.

06:15:42.000 If they don't do that, and we actually get We're blessed enough to get another four years with this man.

06:15:49.000 We'll sew up the border.

06:15:52.000 We'll start to have American production at home.

06:15:55.000 Look, Our community, our American community, we want to create our own goods.

06:16:04.000 We want to give people jobs.

06:16:05.000 We want to give them proper education.

06:16:08.000 We want, and even the people who come here, I mean, they come across the border, you know, it's too hard to do it legally, so they escape the hellhole that they're living in and try to get here because this dream is such a great dream at its best.

06:16:22.000 And what the narcissists want to do is just make it work for themselves.

06:16:26.000 I'll give you a perfect example.

06:16:28.000 A little math trick here.

06:16:29.000 When Donald Trump was president of the United States, the first thing he said is, we've got to put a wall on our southern border.

06:16:36.000 It's going to cost $5 billion.

06:16:38.000 We give, on the average, Ukraine $232 million a day.

06:16:45.000 Every five days, it's a billion dollars.

06:16:48.000 In less than a month, the money that we give to Ukraine, which comes back in paper bags to the Biden family and all the rest of these leaders and so on, could have been used to build that wall.

06:16:59.000 Yep.

06:17:00.000 And let me give you another number.

06:17:01.000 You know what else?

06:17:02.000 I know this because when we did the Change My Mind, Build the Wall, Change My Mind in front of the White House, back then it was $116 billion.

06:17:08.000 Now, the Congressional Budget Office, I believe, is where we get the numbers.

06:17:12.000 Illegal immigrants cost the American taxpayer a minimum of $150 billion a year. 0.92

06:17:17.000 You couldn't get that kind of ROI anywhere else in government.

06:17:21.000 That's right.

06:17:22.000 But here's the thing.

06:17:23.000 A lot of those people will come across.

06:17:25.000 I just renovated a home for my wife and myself.

06:17:28.000 It's a beautiful little home.

06:17:30.000 And people are going to say, oh, you know, you're talking about the people who work for you are from Mexico and Guatemala.

06:17:36.000 Okay.

06:17:38.000 Our landscape designer.

06:17:40.000 Wonderful woman.

06:17:41.000 Did the best job I've ever had.

06:17:43.000 It's the 18th house I've done because I used to flip house and so on.

06:17:46.000 She's a master at what she did. 0.95

06:17:49.000 We had so many people.

06:17:51.000 All of the woodworking in the house is the finest finished carpentry I've ever seen in my life.

06:17:57.000 You know...

06:17:58.000 Done by a fellow who's Mexican-American. 0.96

06:18:01.000 Oh, I thought it was Finnish.

06:18:02.000 I thought you said Finnish carpentry.

06:18:04.000 No, no, no, Finnish.

06:18:05.000 Oh, okay.

06:18:05.000 Finnish carpentry.

06:18:06.000 Really soft carpet.

06:18:07.000 These people had so much to contribute at the highest level.

06:18:11.000 Right.

06:18:12.000 Okay?

06:18:12.000 And I had a fellow who was literally the manager of a house I was doing.

06:18:17.000 He was in charge of the whole thing.

06:18:19.000 And...

06:18:20.000 He told me that he shared with me, wonderful man.

06:18:23.000 Hey, my daughter just graduated from medical school.

06:18:26.000 I'm so proud of her and so on.

06:18:27.000 I said, great surgeon, where are you from?

06:18:28.000 So I'm from Mexico.

06:18:29.000 And I said, you know, when did you come?

06:18:31.000 He said, you know, I'm here illegally.

06:18:33.000 I said, you've been here for years.

06:18:35.000 He said, I've been here for 32 years.

06:18:37.000 I said, so why can't you get somebody to sponsor you?

06:18:40.000 I'll sponsor you.

06:18:40.000 He said, you know, I said, well, how do you handle things?

06:18:44.000 He said, I paid my taxes every single year.

06:18:48.000 While all these rich Democrats, all these billionaire Democrats are finding every tax dodge they possibly can, this guy's here paying his taxes even though he's not a citizen he wants to be, but it was too impossible to do.

06:19:02.000 So one of the things that we've got to do, now that all these coalitions are shifting, We have to find a way to have the Republicans.

06:19:10.000 I hope Donald Trump does this, and if I get a chance to talk to him, which is highly likely, I'm going to say, let's find a way to embrace the people who've come here who want to be part of this dream and give them a path to do it, okay? 0.93

06:19:21.000 And the ones who are here to cause trouble and commit crimes and do all the rest of it, shove their asses out, scrape them off our shoe, build that wall, and that's that.

06:19:30.000 But don't judge people By the fact that they may have gotten here in a certain way. 0.97

06:19:34.000 You're going to be surprised to hear me say this.

06:19:36.000 You thought I was going to come on to be some right-wing nutcase.

06:19:38.000 Let's find a way to build this country better based on values.

06:19:42.000 And that's what the Democrats don't do.

06:19:44.000 They don't have values.

06:19:45.000 They want to castrate children. 0.82

06:19:47.000 They want to have the border wide open.

06:19:48.000 They want to have all our jobs go overseas with all this globalism and so on.

06:19:54.000 They want to have a digital currency so they can track every dollar.

06:19:58.000 Yep.

06:19:58.000 No, I think you're, I mean, I think there's a way to do it.

06:20:00.000 I'm very reticent to look at a path to citizenship, but maybe if there's, for example, okay, we can, here's the thing, we can all agree on this.

06:20:05.000 Every single illegal alien who is populating our prison systems, gone, right away. 1.00

06:20:11.000 And if we look and we see any of them, we talk with them and go, oh, wait, you haven't paid taxes?

06:20:15.000 Gone.

06:20:16.000 Unless they hit the back pay.

06:20:17.000 If they've paid taxes, they've been here for that long, then I think we can look at that.

06:20:21.000 But the problem is we know that once we get there, the left is going to fight every step of the way.

06:20:25.000 This is not an argument over anchor babies.

06:20:27.000 This is not an argument over dreamers.

06:20:29.000 We have people who have come here illegally who make up over 20% of our federal prisons.

06:20:36.000 When people say find common ground, can we not find common ground on deporting every single person here illegally who we are supporting in prison? 1.00

06:20:44.000 The left doesn't want that.

06:20:45.000 They wanted to buy votes.

06:20:46.000 That's the issue.

06:20:48.000 Okay, Stephen, but this might have been a little trick of mine, because if you look at the statistics tonight, the Latino vote was over 40%.

06:20:56.000 So now that they're on our side, welcome to America, William.

06:21:01.000 Well, again, I bet you if you...

06:21:03.000 You know what, James?

06:21:04.000 I bet you if you go... 1.00

06:21:05.000 They've got to deport that fucking William Rodriguez. 1.00

06:21:10.000 For crying out loud. 1.00

06:21:11.000 I don't know.

06:21:12.000 He's the reason for the Prev pill.

06:21:14.000 But I will say this.

06:21:16.000 Hey, you know what?

06:21:16.000 I bet you if you narrow it down to people who've paid taxes, that'll be a whole lot higher than 40%.

06:21:20.000 That's the thing that's really hard, too.

06:21:23.000 Here's what I think.

06:21:24.000 Anybody who's willing to do the job, make things better, being blacklisted in this business because I voted for Donald Trump and said it out loud, and literally that's why I was blacklisted.

06:21:39.000 After a pretty illustrious career, I said, well, I've got to do something better.

06:21:43.000 And, you know, I famously, of course, put together the deal for Oppenheimer because my friend and I, David Wargo, were in control of the book that it was based on and so on.

06:21:53.000 I went to my good friend Scott.

06:21:54.000 I went to my good friend Chuck Roven.

06:21:57.000 I'm glad I won the Oscar along with Chris and with Emma.

06:22:00.000 It was great.

06:22:00.000 You're getting buried in the names you're dropping, James.

06:22:04.000 No, no, but these are good names to drop.

06:22:06.000 These are good names to drop.

06:22:07.000 But then what I did, I made a little album with my friend Shooter Jennings, who did the music.

06:22:12.000 I wrote all the lyrics.

06:22:13.000 And one of the lyrics was in a song that was originally called Fly Over Country.

06:22:18.000 Because the people in our business sneeringly refer to all the people who make it possible for them to fly in those private jets.

06:22:25.000 They go to the movies and pay for the tickets that make it possible for them to do that.

06:22:31.000 And there was a wonderful, I think, one of my favorite lyrics I've ever written.

06:22:35.000 It was about America.

06:22:36.000 And the lyric went like this.

06:22:38.000 This is the heartland.

06:22:40.000 Truth is her blood. 0.59

06:22:43.000 Devotion to others.

06:22:44.000 Strength in the flood.

06:22:46.000 Mothers birth children.

06:22:48.000 They come home under a flag.

06:22:51.000 Fathers lean into the harness.

06:22:52.000 Their faith never sags.

06:22:55.000 This is America, in whose sweet embrace the fallen now slumber, blessed by her grace.

06:23:02.000 Well, I tell you what.

06:23:03.000 This is America.

06:23:04.000 That is poetry.

06:23:05.000 It's no John Lennon's, why don't we do it in the road?

06:23:07.000 But it's close.

06:23:11.000 But the whole idea is that when you look at the floods in Texas...

06:23:14.000 But hold on, James, can I get you to hold that thought?

06:23:16.000 Can I get you to hold that thought?

06:23:17.000 Because we have some breaking news right now that you could actually witness for the first time.

06:23:20.000 I don't know if you know, we were the first place to call Georgia, but we also, even though it may not be enough from the left, there still have been some shenanigans tonight, and right now we are getting this, and hopefully Toolman has the video, from Philly.

06:23:31.000 Again, we're getting this update, and we'll be able to send you...

06:23:34.000 So what happened is there was a poll counter who was leaving.

06:23:38.000 Our journalists spoke with them.

06:23:39.000 And after this poll counter was leaving, a huge convoy of box trucks came in.

06:23:45.000 What a shock!

06:23:46.000 I know.

06:23:47.000 Let's show you the clip right now from our boots on the ground.

06:23:52.000 Excuse me, were you an election worker?

06:23:55.000 Yes.

06:23:56.000 Are you guys leaving now?

06:23:58.000 Yes.

06:23:58.000 Are you guys done counting ballots?

06:24:00.000 No.

06:24:01.000 Oh, so people are still counting?

06:24:03.000 Your shift is over now then?

06:24:04.000 Yes.

06:24:05.000 Okay, do you know how much longer you think they might be?

06:24:07.000 You know how much ballots?

06:24:07.000 They're going to put another shift in coming in for overnight.

06:24:10.000 For overnight?

06:24:11.000 Yes.

06:24:12.000 Okay.

06:24:12.000 All right.

06:24:13.000 Thank you.

06:24:14.000 Thank you.

06:24:14.000 Have a good night.

06:24:17.000 And here come...

06:24:18.000 You've got to be kidding.

06:24:19.000 Yep.

06:24:20.000 Here come the ballots. 1.00

06:24:21.000 You've got to be shitting me. 1.00

06:24:22.000 Yep. 0.98

06:24:24.000 Yeah, before they had him in a trunk of a car, but now he's running by so much.

06:24:27.000 Yeah.

06:24:30.000 That's exactly right.

06:24:32.000 Like, ah, Chrysler 500 won't be enough.

06:24:34.000 Bring in the C-130.

06:24:35.000 Let's go.

06:24:37.000 So this is going on right now.

06:24:41.000 11311 Roosevelt Boulevard, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

06:24:45.000 Ballots.

06:24:46.000 Trucks of ballots coming in.

06:24:48.000 From what we are hearing, allegedly poll watchers leaving.

06:24:51.000 So I don't know if this is between shifts.

06:24:53.000 Well, the poll workers are coming in the trucks.

06:24:56.000 Yeah, I was going to say.

06:24:57.000 What are they, illegal poll watchers?

06:24:59.000 What are they using?

06:25:01.000 Stone tablet ballots?

06:25:03.000 Yeah, I don't know.

06:25:05.000 What are the mathematical odds that can slide in there right at the shift change?

06:25:09.000 I know.

06:25:11.000 So this is going on right now.

06:25:13.000 Oh wow, there's a lot.

06:25:15.000 There's a lot.

06:25:16.000 Oh my word.

06:25:17.000 That's a shitload of balance right there, boys.

06:25:20.000 That's like a Russian nesting gall of boats. 0.80

06:25:22.000 Is that a police escort?

06:25:25.000 Yeah.

06:25:26.000 Wow.

06:25:27.000 Welcome to a facility.

06:25:29.000 And this is why we've been very hesitant to call Pennsylvania.

06:25:33.000 We called Georgia early on.

06:25:35.000 We've called North Carolina.

06:25:37.000 It does seem that they're mathematically would be insurmountable for Kamala Harris in Pennsylvania.

06:25:42.000 But, as we all know, we saw in the last election, mathematical impossibilities are not insurmountable in the wee hours of the morning.

06:25:52.000 Yeah.

06:25:52.000 For Democrats in Philadelphia.

06:25:54.000 Yes.

06:25:54.000 Just make sure you get the qualifications.

06:25:56.000 Or Michigan in Detroit.

06:25:57.000 Places like that.

06:25:58.000 Yeah.

06:25:58.000 Any blue wall state.

06:26:00.000 Yeah.

06:26:00.000 Exactly.

06:26:01.000 Notorious filly.

06:26:02.000 So we're gonna need to wait and see what happens there.

06:26:07.000 But barring Anything there being illegitimate, it very much does seem like Pennsylvania is out of reach for Harris.

06:26:15.000 But these are the kinds of tricks that you see taking place.

06:26:19.000 And you know what?

06:26:19.000 Here's the thing.

06:26:20.000 Maybe Donald Trump still wins Pennsylvania, right?

06:26:23.000 But I was asked this on a show where they said, if Donald Trump wins, will you question the election?

06:26:28.000 I said, yes, absolutely.

06:26:30.000 I said, the answer doesn't change.

06:26:32.000 This desk is what?

06:26:33.000 It's wood.

06:26:33.000 If someone doesn't believe that it's wood, it's still wood.

06:26:36.000 Someone can win in spite.

06:26:38.000 I've talked about this.

06:26:39.000 Phelps, the greatest swimmer of all time.

06:26:41.000 He was eating McDonald's every day, right?

06:26:42.000 You had people who would go out.

06:26:43.000 I remember we would have it in jiu-jitsu practice.

06:26:45.000 They'd go, well, Phelps eats McDonald's. 0.99

06:26:46.000 He has the wingspan of an albatross, and he has the gift of gut, but he's winning in spite of eating crap. 0.99

06:26:52.000 And he got better when he stopped eating crap. 0.88

06:26:55.000 The win can happen in spite of all of the attempts at undermining it that we have seen all night. 0.90

06:27:01.000 And, you know, Stephen, one of the things is you really got to...

06:27:04.000 Question is, here was a person who couldn't get a single vote during their primary in her own state.

06:27:10.000 Yeah.

06:27:11.000 She was the most unlikable candidate.

06:27:14.000 I mean, she made Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa. 1.00

06:27:17.000 I mean, the nasal and the cackling and the, oh my God.

06:27:20.000 She's just impossible. 0.78

06:27:21.000 She's an impossible person to like.

06:27:24.000 And every policy she believes in is odorous and unacceptable.

06:27:29.000 She is a terrible candidate. 0.99

06:27:31.000 And we're still here praying that we've won.

06:27:34.000 How is that possible?

06:27:35.000 How is it possible that such a horrible candidate is still able to put us To the test at midnight.

06:27:45.000 Well, I think we see this, right?

06:27:46.000 You just answered your own question.

06:27:48.000 The person is interchangeable.

06:27:49.000 Anyone think Joe Biden was pulling the strings?

06:27:50.000 Of course not.

06:27:51.000 The guy was barely able to...

06:27:53.000 The guy didn't know where he was.

06:27:55.000 Kamala Harris didn't need to receive a single vote. 1.00

06:27:56.000 They're interchangeable as long as their system is in play.

06:27:59.000 And I think what we are seeing tonight is just like Americans have lost faith in their institutions, the system from the left may be broken, which, again, you have to be on guard because, you know what, they're going to try and come up with a new system.

06:28:11.000 And as we know...

06:28:12.000 Sometimes the devil you know...

06:28:13.000 I mean, let's still get rid of the devil.

06:28:14.000 But the devil you know is better than the one you don't.

06:28:17.000 But I do know that James is getting...

06:28:20.000 Oh, what's this?

06:28:20.000 Well, no, my wife just came...

06:28:22.000 My wife was from Erie, Pennsylvania.

06:28:24.000 And Erie always, you know, goes...

06:28:26.000 Trump just flipped Erie County.

06:28:30.000 Yep, we've been following those numbers.

06:28:31.000 As a matter of fact, Mr.

06:28:33.000 Woods just...

06:28:34.000 By the way, by the way...

06:28:35.000 But let me interrupt.

06:28:36.000 You mentioned Scott Pressler.

06:28:39.000 It's worth restating what an incredible...

06:28:43.000 That's a ground force right there, man.

06:28:46.000 You get on the ground and you storm the beach.

06:28:49.000 That's Normandy right there, baby.

06:28:51.000 That guy went out there and just made this possible.

06:28:54.000 Right.

06:28:55.000 And something else, I also want to give you an update here right now when you're talking about Erie.

06:28:58.000 We're going to have Lane the Brain come in. 1.00

06:28:59.000 In Texas, with 88% reporting in Star County, Texas, Trump is up by 16%.

06:29:05.000 The reason that matters, it's a county that Biden won by 5% and it's 97% Latino.

06:29:11.000 The next line.

06:29:12.000 Read the next one.

06:29:12.000 Star hasn't voted Republican since 1892, James.

06:29:17.000 Welcome to America!

06:29:20.000 Welcome to America!

06:29:21.000 Yeah!

06:29:22.000 Bienvenidos! 0.96

06:29:23.000 Come on in!

06:29:24.000 There's plenty of room in there.

06:29:26.000 Amigos, let's go! 0.66

06:29:28.000 You know what?

06:29:28.000 I understand.

06:29:29.000 And you know what?

06:29:29.000 This is one of those things where people were wondering, people were wondering, hey, how much of that is going to flip?

06:29:34.000 I heard that arrogant guy, what's the name of the guy who, the Palestinian supporter, who the other guy said, I hope your pager doesn't go off?

06:29:40.000 Yeah, it was hilarious.

06:29:41.000 I heard him on Pierce Morgan saying, you're going to see Kamala win the Latino vote. 0.95

06:29:45.000 You're going to see those numbers re-stabilize.

06:29:47.000 You're going to see her win the black vote. 0.96

06:29:48.000 You're not going to see the shifts that you guys are expecting.

06:29:49.000 And he told Pierce Morgan, he said, I will eat halal-prepared crow. 0.53

06:29:53.000 He said, if Tuesday night Kamala Harris doesn't win. 1.00

06:29:56.000 So hopefully someone will hold him to that because he specifically said you're not going to see the shift in Hispanic voters.

06:30:00.000 And by the way, I sincerely hope he does not have a pager because no one has pagers in 2024 unless it's a bomb.

06:30:07.000 That's fair.

06:30:08.000 By the way, you brought up an interesting thing here.

06:30:14.000 What's his name?

06:30:16.000 He was just on...

06:30:18.000 Kevin O'Leary, is that his name?

06:30:22.000 Yeah, Mr.

06:30:23.000 Wonderful Shark Tank.

06:30:24.000 And he was talking about the fact that the Democrats will just...

06:30:32.000 Basically, it's like virtue signaling. 0.64

06:30:34.000 We're for all the Latinos and all the blacks, and it's like the classic Biden line, if you vote for Trump, you ain't black. 1.00

06:30:42.000 It's like, are you insane? 1.00

06:30:44.000 Are you smoking crack? 1.00

06:30:47.000 Well, yes, yes. 0.98

06:30:48.000 I mean, look, there's one thing I know about every black friend that I have.

06:30:54.000 This is a proud group of people.

06:30:57.000 Yes.

06:30:58.000 Because they have had to struggle.

06:31:00.000 You know, the whole history from slavery on, and worse than even slavery in many ways, was the Jim Crow periods. 0.76

06:31:06.000 I mean, you had to step off a sidewalk because somebody else of a different color was walking by. 0.66

06:31:11.000 It's heinous.

06:31:12.000 But now we've gone so far the other way.

06:31:13.000 It was a heinous word because of weight.

06:31:15.000 Okay, go.

06:31:16.000 But I just want to say.

06:31:18.000 Yes.

06:31:18.000 So there's a proud tradition in that culture And the last thing a black man wants to be told by Kamala Harris is how he has to vote because she's a woman, because she's a woman of color.

06:31:34.000 First of all, bitch, you ain't black. 1.00

06:31:36.000 So what do you say this to me for? 1.00

06:31:40.000 Why are you telling me how to think?

06:31:43.000 Yes.

06:31:43.000 You know, the whole idea that, oh, I mean, the Democrats have put, oh, you know, it'll disenfranchise black voters if you require voter ID. I mean, how insulting can you be to a group of people to say, you're not capable of getting a voter ID? Hold on a second.

06:32:00.000 James, did you see CNN just called Georgia for Donald Trump only, what, an hour and 20 minutes after we did?

06:32:08.000 You're watching history tonight, James.

06:32:10.000 They wanted to be sure.

06:32:12.000 But you know what?

06:32:12.000 I hope people remember this night.

06:32:14.000 We wanted to be ahead of the curve.

06:32:16.000 We've been right on every single call that we've made that's been uniquely ours here tonight.

06:32:19.000 We've been wrong about none of it because, you know what?

06:32:22.000 It's nothing up our sleeves.

06:32:23.000 We're going, hey, this is exactly up our sleeves.

06:32:26.000 This is what they have.

06:32:26.000 These are the data they have.

06:32:27.000 These are the tools that they have.

06:32:29.000 It's a little impossible to see your sleeves because you know like when you used to wear blue in front of a blue screen?

06:32:34.000 Yeah.

06:32:34.000 You know, wearing like red plaid in front of a stack.

06:32:38.000 You seem a little, you know, for someone who's making fun of me for the Ellen DeGeneres, you seem a little obsessed with my wardrobe.

06:32:43.000 That's true.

06:32:44.000 I get it.

06:32:45.000 We can't all be Steve Jobs and only wear black so we don't have to make another decision.

06:32:49.000 It works for you.

06:32:50.000 I look a little washed out.

06:32:53.000 I don't even consider that a wardrobe. 1.00

06:32:55.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

06:32:58.000 More like a couch throw. 1.00

06:32:59.000 You know what?

06:33:00.000 The thing is, I meet all these people I grew up admiring.

06:33:03.000 I meet all these people who I grew up admiring, and he has a mug.

06:33:06.000 And then I meet my idols, and I don't mean in a spiritual sense.

06:33:08.000 I meet my idols, and they insult me.

06:33:10.000 And you know what?

06:33:11.000 I wouldn't go in the other way.

06:33:12.000 It's perfect.

06:33:13.000 You know, here's just a sort of, here's a basic tip in life.

06:33:17.000 If you're going to meet your idol, don't wear, you know, a bats match.

06:33:23.000 You know, that's a good...

06:33:24.000 Proudershop.com to get some more stuff.

06:33:25.000 That's a good plug for Proudershop.com.

06:33:27.000 Maybe if we're lucky, we can put his glasses on there next to the secretary for Monsters Inc.

06:33:32.000 We had a question that would make sense.

06:33:33.000 I will definitely...

06:33:35.000 Mr.

06:33:36.000 Woods, the question that we got was, what was it like working with Shooter Jennings?

06:33:40.000 Do you guys have an album?

06:33:43.000 We do have an album.

06:33:44.000 Thank you for letting me.

06:33:45.000 Nice segue.

06:33:46.000 By all means.

06:33:47.000 We have a beautiful album. 0.82

06:33:48.000 By the way, I'll open the floor with my lesbian sleeves. 1.00

06:33:53.000 With your lesbian shirt pedal pushers, they have sleeves. 1.00

06:33:59.000 We have an album which is arriving as I speak. 0.87

06:34:02.000 I think one's coming.

06:34:04.000 I can feel it coming.

06:34:05.000 Ah, my beautiful wife.

06:34:07.000 You're slightly more sober, companion.

06:34:09.000 You're a fan of the show here.

06:34:10.000 Oh, wow.

06:34:11.000 Look at that.

06:34:12.000 The only thing more hipster than your glasses. 0.92

06:34:16.000 With our beautiful little troll face.

06:34:20.000 I'm surprised you didn't bring it to you on a fixed gear bicycle.

06:34:23.000 You're just still seething, aren't you, over there?

06:34:26.000 No, I love it.

06:34:27.000 When you get roasted by James Woods, that's a good day.

06:34:29.000 It's a good deal.

06:34:29.000 It's a good day.

06:34:31.000 You know, I have to say, Shooter Jennings is, of course, a three-time Grammy-winning producer.

06:34:39.000 He brought back Tonya Tucker.

06:34:41.000 He got two Grammys producing Brandi Carlisle.

06:34:44.000 And, of course, is the son of the great Waylon Jennings and Jesse Coulter.

06:34:49.000 And we ended up becoming friends over kind of Not politics, but just culture and a lot of things.

06:34:55.000 He and I shared a love of things about old California, you know, Charles Bukowski's writing and all this stuff.

06:35:01.000 And one time, we just happened to mention, I said, oh, I snagged my sweater.

06:35:07.000 He said, how'd you snag your sweater?

06:35:08.000 I said, you know, the guitar, I got calloused.

06:35:10.000 He goes, oh, you play the guitar?

06:35:12.000 I said, no, I do not play the guitar.

06:35:14.000 Never say that you play an instrument in front of a professional musician.

06:35:18.000 Big mistake.

06:35:19.000 He said, oh, well, you know, you're kind of a funny guy, which isn't true, as we can see now from this visit.

06:35:24.000 No, I think you're very funny.

06:35:25.000 It's stunning.

06:35:26.000 I'm doing okay.

06:35:27.000 When I'm going to shirt stuff, it's kind of second level.

06:35:30.000 It's a genre.

06:35:31.000 That was my fault.

06:35:31.000 But he said, you know, maybe you should write some lyrics.

06:35:34.000 And I ended up writing 35 songs in three weeks.

06:35:38.000 And, you know, I sent one to him that night.

06:35:43.000 I wrote a song called Misty Morning, sent it to him, and, of course, never heard a word.

06:35:49.000 And was utterly embarrassed.

06:35:51.000 And then a month later, I got this MP3 file, and it was absolutely breathtaking.

06:35:58.000 It's exquisite music.

06:36:01.000 And we put it together, and it's been a great experience.

06:36:05.000 We opened at number seven on the country charts.

06:36:08.000 Great.

06:36:08.000 And what's the name of the album?

06:36:09.000 Because I know we do have to go, James, but I would like to have you in the studio and do an Ash Wednesday where we can feature your album and talk about that more where it's long form and we're not under a time crunch.

06:36:17.000 But what's the name of the album for people who want to go buy it?

06:36:18.000 It's called Hear the Thundercrack.

06:36:21.000 It's on Apple Music, Spotify, you name it.

06:36:23.000 All the streaming services.

06:36:25.000 Or you can buy it on my website.

06:36:29.000 Jameswoods.com, baby.

06:36:30.000 It is Hear the Thundercrack, which is...

06:36:32.000 I didn't realize it was a concept album about Hunter Biden.

06:36:34.000 James Woods, we very much appreciate you.

06:36:38.000 And tell your missus, too, that I want to meet her because I've heard the stories about her and Gay William and...

06:36:42.000 No, but she is like... 1.00

06:36:46.000 What do you want?

06:36:46.000 I'm watching Carter.

06:36:48.000 It's like...

06:36:50.000 I was close to saying, look, I'm going to take you out in the alley.

06:36:53.000 We're going to have to have this out.

06:36:54.000 You know, you have to tie one hand behind your bath mat, and then, you know, we will go.

06:37:01.000 Well, Jim, seriously.

06:37:02.000 Hey, listen, thank you for having me on, and thank you for plugging the album.

06:37:06.000 Absolutely.

06:37:07.000 And we'll do it on Ash Wednesday.

06:37:08.000 And sit down where we can just sit down for an hour or two and talk about this.

06:37:12.000 Because you know what?

06:37:13.000 I know that you don't often get to talk as an actor, right?

06:37:15.000 You're often promoting a vehicle.

06:37:17.000 You don't get to talk about your passions.

06:37:18.000 I get the same thing when I'm doing this.

06:37:20.000 And I would love to sit down and just talk with you about what it is that inspires you.

06:37:24.000 Because that's also what makes you who you are.

06:37:25.000 But tonight, we do have to go.

06:37:28.000 We have some states to call.

06:37:29.000 And tell your wife thank you.

06:37:30.000 I really appreciate you making the time, brother.

06:37:32.000 And I love being on the show.

06:37:34.000 I love watching the show.

06:37:35.000 I think alternative media has saved us.

06:37:39.000 You and Elon Musk and all the people who are making it possible for us to actually get news that isn't tainted corporate legacy media fluffer propaganda for the DNC. You know, thank God that we have you.

06:37:52.000 You offer a great, great service to us and to this country.

06:37:56.000 Thank you so much.

06:37:57.000 Thank you so much.

06:37:58.000 We really appreciate it.

06:37:58.000 I'll talk with you soon.

06:37:59.000 James Woods, everybody.

06:38:04.000 Love that guy.

06:38:05.000 Oh, right.

06:38:06.000 And sorry, Half Asian. 1.00

06:38:07.000 Bill, I forgot that you were here because I know we have so many.

06:38:09.000 I don't know if we have any updates that we need to hit as far as...

06:38:12.000 A couple of things here.

06:38:13.000 I think we're getting pretty damn close.

06:38:15.000 This is big.

06:38:15.000 This is very, very big.

06:38:16.000 Is it a state call?

06:38:17.000 Is it a truck?

06:38:18.000 Another truck?

06:38:19.000 This is not a state call.

06:38:19.000 Hold on.

06:38:20.000 Hold on a second.

06:38:20.000 One second.

06:38:21.000 One second.

06:38:21.000 Can I just tell people...

06:38:22.000 Hey, look.

06:38:22.000 I know tonight, if you're watching again, we mentioned Rumble Premium.

06:38:26.000 Yeah, let's make sure.

06:38:26.000 This can happen tonight, what you were watching tonight, and we're going to be here and still have a victory party with you and other guests.

06:38:31.000 It's happened in spite of every attempt from the left, right?

06:38:35.000 It's happened in spite of that, so you want us to be here for many elections to come.

06:38:39.000 Join Rumble Premium right now.

06:38:40.000 You still get the same price as Mug Club.

06:38:41.000 It's the last night.

06:38:42.000 If you want to get this mug, if you want to join James Woods, you click that button right there.

06:38:46.000 You get ad-free on Rumble.

06:38:47.000 You get all of the Mug Club Network and everyone else who's going to be under the Rumble Premium umbrella. 0.65

06:38:51.000 We could not have done this without you.

06:38:54.000 And I'm not going to lie, we were under the gun.

06:38:56.000 This was millions of dollars to make this happen tonight.

06:38:58.000 And we don't need to prove ourselves to Rumble because we already did before tonight and they decided, hey, you know what?

06:39:03.000 We want to expand this.

06:39:04.000 We really are ready to pull the trigger on Rumble Premium.

06:39:07.000 But...

06:39:08.000 Show them that they bet right in betting on you.

06:39:10.000 They bet on you, the Mug Club viewer. 0.98

06:39:12.000 Yes.

06:39:12.000 Let's go to that really quick.

06:39:13.000 Bring up CNN. Let's bring up CNN. I want to see if he's saying what I think he's saying.

06:39:19.000 Who is this?

06:39:23.000 Hold on, he's going to take a minute.

06:39:24.000 Let me just say what I'm going to say first.

06:39:26.000 Per CBS, Kamala Harris is not going to speak at her watch party tonight. 0.93

06:39:31.000 Oh.

06:39:32.000 Nothing like perpetuating the original negative stereotype.

06:39:35.000 You know what?

06:39:35.000 I imagine he was coming out to announce something like that to the crowd, but they've already got...

06:39:39.000 That she's conceding?

06:39:40.000 Not conceding.

06:39:41.000 No, no, no.

06:39:41.000 Not speaking.

06:39:42.000 All right, let's see what it is. 0.61

06:39:43.000 She's a proud half-black woman who doesn't need to talk. 1.00

06:39:47.000 She talks with the actions of not being here.

06:39:49.000 Yeah.

06:39:50.000 It's her way of saying I'm not giving up.

06:39:53.000 That every voice has spoken.

06:39:56.000 She already has. 1.00

06:39:56.000 Shut up. 1.00

06:39:57.000 So you won't hear from the vice president tonight. 1.00

06:40:00.000 She is on the rags.

06:40:02.000 But you will hear from her tomorrow.

06:40:05.000 She will be back here tomorrow to address not only to get you family, not only to address her supporters, but to address the nation.

06:40:15.000 So thank you.

06:40:16.000 We believe in you.

06:40:17.000 Look, let me just tell you something real straight. 0.98

06:40:19.000 Bitch don't like losing. 1.00

06:40:21.000 We got an ass kicked tonight. 1.00

06:40:22.000 Bitch do not like losing. 1.00

06:40:24.000 Pardon my language. 1.00

06:40:25.000 Nobody likes losing, but a bitch, they hate losing. 1.00

06:40:28.000 That doesn't mean she's conceding. 1.00

06:40:32.000 No, it doesn't, but it means that she's...

06:40:33.000 Hold on a second, guys.

06:40:35.000 Hold on, what?

06:40:37.000 I'm saying, seriously, that doesn't mean that?

06:40:39.000 Come on.

06:40:39.000 Pennsylvania is 90% reporting, and Donald Trump is, what, up by 160,000 to 200,000 votes?

06:40:45.000 And she's leaving? 0.75

06:40:46.000 Hold on, Wisconsin?

06:40:47.000 Up by a couple hundred thousand votes, or 150,000?

06:40:49.000 I'm sorry, 100,000 votes, I think, in Michigan, up by almost 200,000 votes.

06:40:52.000 Guys, fact-check me on that.

06:40:53.000 I'm kind of going off what I've seen lately.

06:40:55.000 Well, let's really, once we're done with this, let's go to people at work and get an update from them.

06:41:00.000 Let me know when they're in that chair, because I know we're getting pretty close to calling Pennsylvania, very likely, just like we do with Wisconsin's 100,000 votes.

06:41:09.000 But I'm hearing that Wisconsin is only looking to get redder.

06:41:12.000 Shenanigans start at 2 a.m.

06:41:14.000 Eastern.

06:41:15.000 Nick, I think you're right, but the problem is you can't do it without a massive number of Mason ballots, and they don't have that this time around.

06:41:23.000 No, listen, I don't even care.

06:41:26.000 Listen to what I'm saying.

06:41:27.000 If there are 800,000 fewer people in Pennsylvania or so that didn't request a mail-in ballot, you can't fake that mail-in ballot.

06:41:35.000 I understand that.

06:41:36.000 It makes it so much harder to cheat.

06:41:38.000 I understand, Nick, but let's also make sure that let's look at the people who have access to death.

06:41:42.000 They tried to kill him. 0.99

06:41:42.000 And let's not shit on it. 0.99

06:41:44.000 I know, but let's not shit on the people here who, if they bring us in death, it's very... 0.96

06:41:47.000 Is that why you're getting upset? 0.94

06:41:49.000 No, I'm saying no.

06:41:50.000 What I'm saying is they're going to give us some numbers and some insight into it, and I appreciate it.

06:41:54.000 We want to have the voice of someone who's a skeptic, but I also want to hear from the people who are pouring through the data right now.

06:41:59.000 They'll do that, too.

06:42:00.000 And by the way, just in honor of an hour and 15 minutes after we called Georgia, we're going to go ahead and do merch promo number four, Tim the Toolman.

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06:42:26.000 What are you betting?

06:42:27.000 They're like, please, God, we don't want to call Pennsylvania!

06:42:29.000 Well, before we go to people out there, and by the way, again, right now you can share because this is where it's going to get...

06:42:33.000 I know a lot of people just say, ah, okay, it's done at this point.

06:42:36.000 Nope, there's still a lot of info to pour through, but to discuss this and more, we actually do have our polymarket correspondent, really our bookie correspondent right now.

06:42:46.000 Let's do another polymarket check-in with our lose-the-house Larry.

06:42:50.000 Lose-the-house Larry can...

06:42:56.000 Lose House, Larry, can you...

06:42:58.000 What happened to your guy, Larry?

06:43:04.000 Ah, forget it, man.

06:43:04.000 Forget it.

06:43:05.000 Well, what was his name?

06:43:07.000 Well, I can give him your number, but his name's Paul.

06:43:10.000 Okay.

06:43:11.000 We go by first name basis, me and him, but when he calls, you should probably call him Mr.

06:43:16.000 Market.

06:43:17.000 Wait.

06:43:18.000 Is his name Paul Market?

06:43:21.000 His middle name is E? Yeah, I don't know.

06:43:24.000 Just E. Paul E. Market.

06:43:26.000 So your guy is Paul E. Market?

06:43:29.000 I don't know what that is, but I'm going to call you.

06:43:31.000 No, I don't think that we need to have him call.

06:43:33.000 Yeah, I'm going to call you.

06:43:34.000 No, I don't think so.

06:43:35.000 Toolman.

06:43:39.000 All right.

06:43:39.000 I see what they...

06:43:40.000 Yeah.

06:43:40.000 Do we have an update with their people?

06:43:42.000 Their people at work?

06:43:43.000 Because I know they were giving me some interesting data.

06:43:45.000 Let's...

06:43:45.000 Right now...

06:43:46.000 Nobody is there yet.

06:43:47.000 Nobody is there yet.

06:43:48.000 One more minute, they're grabbing a couple of things.

06:43:49.000 Okay, they're grabbing a couple of things because we are getting some interesting numbers from...

06:43:52.000 And maybe while they're there, one of you there for Mission Control can pop in my map here, some of the numbers that you guys were referring to in Wisconsin.

06:44:02.000 Wisconsin.

06:44:04.000 Yes, I'm saying it right.

06:44:05.000 Yeah.

06:44:05.000 Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

06:44:07.000 5% right now, according to some of the numbers that are currently out there.

06:44:10.000 Again, there's still some reporting left, but...

06:44:13.000 Well, Wisconsin, from what I understand, it's only getting redder.

06:44:16.000 Yeah, that's...

06:44:17.000 And are we still DDoS with the election integrity map?

06:44:19.000 Or is that up for people to use?

06:44:21.000 Yeah, we'll check it.

06:44:23.000 Okay.

06:44:23.000 We do have a meltdown.

06:44:24.000 They did send us a meltdown montage.

06:44:26.000 Oh, we do have a meltdown montage.

06:44:28.000 Some people are starting to crack.

06:44:30.000 So, yeah, I think we want to see that.

06:44:31.000 Okay, so before we go to our update here with our analysts and our experts, we told you that this would be brought to you tonight.

06:44:40.000 And we're glad to bring it at...

06:44:42.000 Screw that microwave. 0.99

06:44:44.000 It's 1149 Central Central.

06:44:46.000 I swear to you, I was like, because I do have a fever.

06:44:48.000 I walked by, I was like, how have we been doing it this long?

06:44:51.000 And I was like, I don't know what's happening.

06:44:52.000 I've got to eat something.

06:44:53.000 My blood sugar.

06:44:53.000 So, now it's 11.49.

06:44:55.000 You sound like Mark Wahlberg.

06:44:56.000 I've got to eat.

06:44:57.000 I've got to eat.

06:44:57.000 Look.

06:44:58.000 Saltine crackers does not a man make.

06:44:58.000 What are you doing, Mike?

06:45:00.000 Okay?

06:45:01.000 So, right now, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

06:45:05.000 Welcome to the leftist meltdown.

06:45:07.000 You are going for the chapel. .

06:45:16.000 It's a pure Project 2025 in miniature in Florida and that kind of extreme sort of extremist right wing fascist type government in Florida.

06:45:27.000 That is a tried and true playbook that we have seen time and time before that has resulted in really disastrous things for society and that is what's working and so it's actually quite simple when you tell a big enough lie Over and over and over.

06:45:41.000 People are going to believe it.

06:45:42.000 And the whole goal was to erode trust in our public institutions and it's working.

06:45:48.000 And if anything, that's fake news.

06:45:50.000 I mean, Donald Trump has done that really well.

06:45:51.000 Can't argue with that.

06:45:52.000 But in the end, you know, if they didn't make their numbers and essentially exceed the numbers that Joe Biden had in the suburbs.

06:45:59.000 And I think we have to be blunt about why.

06:46:02.000 Black voters came through for Kamala Harris. 1.00

06:46:05.000 White women voters did not. 0.84

06:46:07.000 And that is what it appears happened in that state, is that if you can't flip enough white women, and we've talked about this on this set numerous times, is that you have a state where you've got a six-week abortion or a 12-week abortion. 1.00

06:46:20.000 I think theirs might be 12 weeks.

06:46:21.000 Yep.

06:46:22.000 But it's a state where women lost their reproductive rights, where there was a very heavy push to get women to focus on not putting in place, you know, re-electing, putting back into the White House the person who was responsible for taking those rights away and restoring them. 0.87

06:46:36.000 But that message, obviously, was not enough to get enough white women to vote for Vice President Harris. 1.00

06:46:48.000 You are voting for the Capitol.

06:46:53.000 All right.

06:46:54.000 It's good fun.

06:46:55.000 Is William here?

06:46:56.000 It's good fun.

06:46:56.000 He's over there in the green room waiting.

06:46:59.000 Oh, he's still out there?

06:47:00.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people still out there.

06:47:03.000 All right.

06:47:04.000 So, is Lane the Brain in the chair there?

06:47:07.000 He just got up and left.

06:47:08.000 He just got up and left?

06:47:09.000 Yes.

06:47:10.000 Oh, my word.

06:47:11.000 He was there, and now he's not.

06:47:11.000 We're getting some updates here.

06:47:13.000 Yeah, you know what to do there, CEO. He's sitting down.

06:47:15.000 Yeah, you know what to do, CEO there.

06:47:18.000 By the way, I very much appreciate that they're trying to be as conservative as humanly possible.

06:47:21.000 We have a fleet of lawyers tonight here, so when we make a call and we're stepping out on a limb, just know we're not doing it imprudently to just get clicks.

06:47:31.000 We're doing it because we believe it, just like we did with Georgia, just like we did with North Carolina, and we were, by the way.

06:47:36.000 Virginia has been called, but I do want to also get some numbers on Virginia so we can look at that, because I'd like to dive into that a little bit.

06:47:41.000 Wait, Virginia was called?

06:47:42.000 Yeah, for Harris.

06:47:43.000 That's right.

06:47:44.000 Virginia was called for Harris.

06:47:47.000 So, oh, yeah.

06:47:48.000 Wait a minute.

06:47:49.000 For Harris.

06:47:49.000 Wait.

06:47:50.000 What?

06:47:50.000 It was...

06:47:52.000 Oh, I missed it.

06:47:54.000 I'm having a good time, having a good time.

06:47:57.000 Virginia f***ed up really big tonight. 1.00

06:47:59.000 Children's Reddit.

06:48:00.000 From Williamsburg to Chesapeake.

06:48:04.000 Sorry Charlotte's feel-good people on both sides. 0.51

06:48:07.000 Except for the Nazis. 0.87

06:48:08.000 I'm gonna go, go, go.

06:48:11.000 There's no stopping me. 1.00

06:48:14.000 That one seems like he was covering his ass. 1.00

06:48:16.000 A little bit. 0.99

06:48:18.000 That doesn't seem...

06:48:19.000 It's almost like he expected that one.

06:48:21.000 So it's looking like Virginia was Harris by 4.8, which again is within that margin.

06:48:26.000 Like we said, if it was under 5...

06:48:27.000 It's closer to 5 than I wanted it to be, though, to be honest.

06:48:29.000 It's closer to 5, doesn't matter.

06:48:30.000 We said if it's under 5, that's a really, really bad sign for Harris.

06:48:34.000 They have to change everything.

06:48:35.000 In other words, this is the problem with the lie, guys.

06:48:37.000 I've told you about this before.

06:48:38.000 I'm not talking about the vague lie when people talk about election, because we all know that's true.

06:48:41.000 We saw it tonight.

06:48:42.000 What I'm talking about is the lie when people go, Donald Trump will win Virginia.

06:48:45.000 Because the truth is, Donald Trump will get Virginia far closer than anyone has in recent memory.

06:48:51.000 And you know what?

06:48:52.000 If you say, hey, if it's under five, and maybe we can have them pull it from the front of the show, maybe they can have them pull it from one of the previous shows that we had in the last three weeks.

06:48:58.000 We said if it's under five, if it's within this margin, that is, effectively, it acts as a bellwether for the likelihood of the rest of the country.

06:49:05.000 But that's not as sexy as every state's a swing state.

06:49:09.000 Donald Trump will win Virginia.

06:49:10.000 Donald Trump will win New York.

06:49:10.000 No, no.

06:49:11.000 Hey, the truth is, if it's under five, that's a huge win.

06:49:15.000 And that's what we're seeing.

06:49:16.000 The truth sometimes is not sexier than the lie.

06:49:19.000 And we will shoot you straight, give you our opinion.

06:49:22.000 We're not going to lie to you.

06:49:23.000 And I'm telling you right now, like we said earlier, just like you said, you'd like it to be further away from five than it is. 0.95

06:49:28.000 The fact that it's under five at all is huge.

06:49:32.000 I think there's two parts to my thought there.

06:49:35.000 One is that I want it to be further apart because of the candidates that we're choosing between, right?

06:49:39.000 And two, I want it to be further apart because I want to feel more comfortable about what I think is coming in Wisconsin and Michigan and Pennsylvania.

06:49:48.000 Remember when we said that?

06:49:49.000 It's possible he wins all three.

06:49:52.000 Most likely is Pennsylvania, then Wisconsin, then Michigan.

06:49:55.000 As far as in order, if you're going to rank which ones he's going to win first and the likelihood.

06:50:00.000 There's a lot still to happen, but gosh, he's winning by a minimum of 3.3 points right now.

06:50:06.000 Pause one second.

06:50:07.000 Hey, guys, I do need a refill.

06:50:08.000 Actually, on both of these, I've been drinking my fluids.

06:50:10.000 I've had only water in two tonight.

06:50:12.000 These are both empty, but you know what?

06:50:13.000 Give me a water if you can, and I think it's at that...

06:50:16.000 And give me the...

06:50:17.000 Urban.

06:50:17.000 Get me the one beer that does have some caffeine in it as well, because it's brewed with coffee beans.

06:50:22.000 I'll have one of each.

06:50:22.000 Oh, you got the original Four Locos here?

06:50:24.000 No, I don't have the original Four Locos.

06:50:26.000 I don't want to say which beer it is, because I'm sure it comes from a brewery that hates everything we stand for.

06:50:32.000 That's true.

06:50:34.000 And it's also 4%, so it's basically water.

06:50:37.000 Dude, PA has 92% in.

06:50:39.000 Are you kidding me?

06:50:40.000 92% of the vote is in.

06:50:41.000 Do we have...

06:50:42.000 They're updating it right now, but I'm looking at numbers that I'm like...

06:50:47.000 Well, can you tell me the numbers?

06:50:48.000 Share and share alike, because I can't see the numbers right now.

06:50:50.000 I was saying the numbers 3.37% right now is the closest in those swing states that Trump is ahead, and that's Pennsylvania.

06:50:57.000 He's up more in Michigan, more in Wisconsin.

06:51:00.000 He's up more in Michigan?

06:51:01.000 There's more reporting to be done.

06:51:02.000 Yeah, Michigan is...

06:51:03.000 But I think we're in the, like, so Pennsylvania right now, like you said, 92%.

06:51:08.000 Trump is up 218,000 votes with 92% in.

06:51:12.000 And in Michigan right now, up 203,000 votes with 61% in, so there's quite a bit to go there.

06:51:16.000 But he's doing pretty well, right?

06:51:19.000 That can change.

06:51:21.000 They still got to bring in that Toyota Prius full of ballots.

06:51:25.000 Same amount he was up in 2020.

06:51:27.000 Yeah, but Wisconsin is 86% of the vote in, up 110,000 votes.

06:51:31.000 Well, that's two trucks.

06:51:32.000 That's pretty insane.

06:51:34.000 At that point, you're kind of getting to, like, I can't make this happen.

06:51:38.000 In other news, Nick DiPaolo not moving with us to Rumble Premium.

06:51:43.000 Whatever.

06:51:43.000 I'm kidding.

06:51:44.000 Whatever.

06:51:45.000 I'm kidding.

06:51:45.000 Whatever.

06:51:46.000 No, no, but I do want...

06:51:47.000 You know why?

06:51:48.000 Because you're perfect for him to come in and...

06:51:50.000 Lane has a better...

06:51:56.000 I believe whatever you're going to say. 0.99

06:51:57.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

06:51:58.000 I love it. 0.99

06:52:00.000 No, Nick is a perfect person to act as volunteers tribute for every skeptic out there.

06:52:05.000 And by the way, there is no more...

06:52:07.000 Look.

06:52:09.000 We were there in 2020 and we were removed by 2022 for the midterms.

06:52:15.000 And every single day for the following weeks, we questioned those election results and we brought you evidence.

06:52:21.000 So trust me when I say, and I've told you, even if Donald Trump wins tonight, it's in spite of this.

06:52:27.000 If Kamala Harris wins, I question it.

06:52:29.000 If Donald Trump wins, I question it.

06:52:32.000 But I don't question in which direction the voter fraud is going, in which direction the election interference is going.

06:52:40.000 The left did it in 2016 and said it was all Russia, Russia, Russia, even though we saw all kinds of unmarked ballots and that same type of behavior in 2016.

06:52:47.000 They just didn't anticipate it.

06:52:48.000 I will question it no matter what.

06:52:50.000 Are you guys in that same boat?

06:52:51.000 You guys can comment below.

06:52:53.000 And I think also, by the way, at some point we're going to need to start taking some chats here.

06:52:57.000 Just from people in the audience.

06:52:58.000 We've got Lane, though, in the chair.

06:53:00.000 We've got Lane the Brain.

06:53:01.000 It's time to check in with people at work.

06:53:03.000 All right, Lane, get that microphone right near your kisser. 1.00

06:53:13.000 What updates do you have for us?

06:53:14.000 I know that we have...

06:53:15.000 I know that 92% of the vote in Pennsylvania, but I know you have some other interesting numbers here.

06:53:19.000 Yeah, I had a lot of interesting points, and then Gerald stepped on about half of them.

06:53:22.000 Sorry, buddy.

06:53:25.000 I love you.

06:53:25.000 I'm so sorry.

06:53:26.000 Yeah.

06:53:27.000 No, but to his point, he is performing super well in all of the upper Midwestern states, the Rust Belt states.

06:53:32.000 And I actually have some raw numbers that he's up right now to add on to the percentages.

06:53:36.000 In PA, he's up by 160,000.

06:53:39.000 Michigan, 200,000.

06:53:41.000 And Wisconsin, up by about 100,000.

06:53:43.000 So those are pretty big raw numbers.

06:53:43.000 Wow.

06:53:45.000 But the one I would caution us on is Michigan, because Wayne County is only at 24% reporting, and we know a lot can happen in Wayne County.

06:53:52.000 Yes.

06:53:53.000 But an interesting thing that not a lot of people are talking about, everyone's kind of waiting to see what happens in Arizona as well.

06:53:58.000 And I believe that all of the outlets have it leaning towards him right now, so the chances are that he does take it.

06:54:04.000 But even if he happens to lose Arizona but wins Pennsylvania, he would still win the election because of Maine's second district.

06:54:13.000 Remember, Maine splits their electoral votes just like Nebraska. 0.75

06:54:16.000 And all Trump has to do is pick up that one electoral vote in Maine, and if he gets Pennsylvania on top of that, it would put him at 270.

06:54:24.000 So we might have a result to this election a lot sooner than we anticipated.

06:54:28.000 I'm not saying we will, but it might not be the 48-hour marathon, two-week marathon that we anticipated.

06:54:33.000 I know, and I have a cot in my office.

06:54:36.000 God, it'd be so good.

06:54:37.000 So, yeah, we have 92% of the vote in Pennsylvania.

06:54:41.000 I think he just hit 160,000 votes.

06:54:43.000 He's up.

06:54:43.000 Can you tell us, for people, and again, we can bring this up here if we need to, the electoral, or the election integrity map.

06:54:50.000 I keep saying electoral because it's both, you know, it's all of the above.

06:54:53.000 But Wisconsin, I know that the numbers aren't as high as far as a percentage of what are in, right, in Wisconsin.

06:54:59.000 But you guys, when I came out and I was talking with you maybe about an hour earlier, you guys don't see it Getting anything other than redder in Wisconsin?

06:55:08.000 No, it's been consistently getting redder.

06:55:11.000 I think there's about 84% of the vote in, but according to these charts that you can, I don't know if you can see that, it's the one that our data analyst has made.

06:55:18.000 In the last dump that came in, Trump got only about 51.2% of that dump, but that means of the outstanding vote remaining, he only needs to win 45%.

06:55:28.000 So he's performing in all these dumps much better than he needs to.

06:55:32.000 Can we bring up that graph, guys?

06:55:34.000 Hold on one second.

06:55:34.000 I just want to ask them to bring up that graph, so as you're talking about it, again, so that people can understand these visual aids are typically pretty helpful to people.

06:55:42.000 He just threw it in there, yeah.

06:55:43.000 Okay, good.

06:55:44.000 So we're going to bring it up right here because, Elaine, I want you to touch on this a little bit.

06:55:48.000 So, like you said, okay, so the percentage right there as far as, again, that first number, you see the red bar there, that's the percent of the dump that Donald Trump has gotten.

06:55:48.000 Yes.

06:55:58.000 And it was a little bit lower in the last one at 51.2%, but it still means that he only needs 45% of the remaining votes.

06:56:05.000 And what you're saying to what we're looking at is that should be quite expected because of the votes that we have already had in Wisconsin versus the ones to count.

06:56:13.000 Correct.

06:56:13.000 There's just not that many votes left on the table.

06:56:15.000 So last time, even though he received a higher proportion of the dump than he did this time, with the votes remaining, there's just not that many.

06:56:22.000 So he continues to have to win a lower percentage of those remaining votes that we've anticipated.

06:56:27.000 So you can see the gray consistently moving downwards, which shows that with every dump, he's trending in the right direction towards a victory.

06:56:34.000 Yeah, so for people who are missing this, what you can see is even though he received 54% of the dump, he only needed 47% of the remaining votes.

06:56:42.000 And even though he got a lower percentage in the next one, 51%, he still only needs 45%.

06:56:47.000 So the overall percentage is still going low.

06:56:48.000 Like I've always said, he doesn't need to necessarily win or improve as he did from the previous.

06:56:53.000 He just needs to not lose, and that overall percentage is still getting lower and lower, which, by the way, is significantly lower than what we believe at this point is the threshold he'll hit to win.

06:57:04.000 Exactly.

06:57:05.000 And what we believe is what the Harris campaign seems to believe, because we just got a note from CBS, I don't know if you guys brought this up, that she's not going to be speaking.

06:57:13.000 What show are you watching?

06:57:14.000 We just brought up the black guy saying it.

06:57:16.000 I've been up in the chair.

06:57:17.000 For me, that's a huge indicator, right?

06:57:20.000 Especially with Pennsylvania, as close as it is right now to being done counting, and Wisconsin, the same thing.

06:57:25.000 They're far ahead of Michigan.

06:57:28.000 If I was the person running for office, I'm not leaving if I think I'm winning those.

06:57:32.000 Exactly.

06:57:33.000 And any of these indicators taken by themselves don't necessarily paint a picture, but when you start putting the pieces together, it continues to not look like it's trending in her direction.

06:57:41.000 Right.

06:57:42.000 And I know we're going to be waiting for a while, obviously, with Arizona.

06:57:45.000 Probably less long with Nevada.

06:57:47.000 I don't know if we have updates there, but I know that they're closing a little bit.

06:57:50.000 Is that a wow reaction or is that a burp, Gerald?

06:57:52.000 That was a wow.

06:57:53.000 What's the wow?

06:57:54.000 We'd have to go to a Polymarket update for that.

06:57:56.000 Okay, let's go to a, for what?

06:57:58.000 For the state of?

06:57:59.000 The election winner for the, so the electoral college.

06:58:03.000 Okay, so hold on, Lane, the brain, stay right there.

06:58:05.000 Let's go to our Polymarket check-in for the electoral college.

06:58:08.000 Polymarket.

06:58:11.000 And we are checking it.

06:58:14.000 99.

06:58:14.000 No, that's not what I'm seeing.

06:58:17.000 No, that's the popular vote.

06:58:19.000 Electoral College is 99.

06:58:20.000 Yeah, hit the refresh there, Noodles.

06:58:22.000 99% to 1.

06:58:25.000 Holy cow. 0.89

06:58:26.000 Wow, 90.

06:58:26.000 Maybe they're rounding up on mine, so that's fine.

06:58:28.000 98.6 to 1.4%.

06:58:30.000 She will not be speaking tonight or ever again.

06:58:32.000 No.

06:58:34.000 Probably not.

06:58:35.000 Don't count your chickens before they're geese.

06:58:38.000 The thing on high, I'll go outside and spit.

06:58:41.000 Don't jinx us.

06:58:42.000 I swear if we lose, it's because of your shenanigans. 0.99

06:58:45.000 Hey, lay in the brain. 1.00

06:58:46.000 Do you have a cold? 0.82

06:58:47.000 No, I'm just sitting right under the air conditioner, so I'm very, very chilly right now. 0.99

06:58:51.000 Yeah, well, plus you also don't have a lot of fat on your butt. 1.00

06:58:53.000 That's every excuse that American Idol auditioners have. 0.99

06:58:56.000 They're like, I sat under the air conditioning.

06:58:58.000 Hold on.

06:58:58.000 I tried to say goodbye and I can't.

06:59:01.000 I gotta make the gray sound, but it's the air conditioning. 1.00

06:59:03.000 And you're like, okay, you suck. 0.99

06:59:04.000 I love how your roast of him is that he's super fit. 1.00

06:59:07.000 No, it's not a roast.

06:59:08.000 It's not a roast.

06:59:09.000 It's just the truth, Gerald.

06:59:10.000 It's just the truth, Gerald.

06:59:11.000 No, I know, but we should arm wrestle.

06:59:12.000 I'd probably be... 0.77

06:59:13.000 There are starving kids in Zambia with higher body fat than him.

06:59:16.000 There really are, yeah.

06:59:17.000 The vultures actually circle Lane as he goes for a jog.

06:59:20.000 It's weird.

06:59:21.000 The last thing I do want to bring up to you is we got a new update I sent on Pennsylvania.

06:59:25.000 Yeah, I see that.

06:59:26.000 It looks like he only needs 38% of the remaining vote to win.

06:59:31.000 So basically one out of every three votes goes to Donald Trump.

06:59:33.000 He wins Pennsylvania.

06:59:34.000 Okay.

06:59:35.000 At what point do you have to go like...

06:59:36.000 Well, hold on one second, guys.

06:59:37.000 Let's not ask at what point.

06:59:38.000 So, lay in the brain.

06:59:39.000 Can you do me a favor?

06:59:40.000 Go back, pour over this Pennsylvania...

06:59:42.000 I know we have the other numbers coming in, but pour over with our data analysts right there and our lawyers and look at those numbers and the probability if we feel confident, I would let...

06:59:51.000 You know what?

06:59:52.000 Because, hey, if there's some stealing that takes place...

06:59:54.000 I'd rather it take place after we look at the mathematical possibilities and call it, if we're there.

07:00:01.000 Can you talk with them and then just check in as soon as you can or just let us know?

07:00:05.000 Yes, we will do our best to come up with a concrete answer on that.

07:00:07.000 Yeah, no, exactly.

07:00:08.000 We don't want to call anything unless we believe it, and Wisconsin as well.

07:00:12.000 I know we're getting closer.

07:00:13.000 Michigan, we're a long ways off because, my God, Wayne County, one of the most corrupt counties.

07:00:17.000 In the country.

07:00:18.000 But you guys have been doing stellar work tonight.

07:00:20.000 We really appreciate it.

07:00:21.000 Hey, that graph wasn't as complicated as I thought when you explained it.

07:00:21.000 And you know what?

07:00:26.000 Yeah, the more we get through the night, the easier it gets to comprehend.

07:00:29.000 Yeah, well, it was harder to comprehend because we were doing last elections vote dumps, and that made no sense.

07:00:35.000 So, all right, laying the brain, we appreciate it.

07:00:36.000 And, of course, everyone out there in Mission Control, everyone still stay sober.

07:00:40.000 Don't go full James Woods.

07:00:41.000 We'll check back in with him later.

07:00:43.000 Oh, look at King's face.

07:00:50.000 It's a frowning emoji.

07:00:51.000 He doesn't like it.

07:00:52.000 Do you see him?

07:00:53.000 He's like, I sniff farts.

07:00:56.000 Here's what he just showed.

07:00:58.000 I want to make sure I've got this right.

07:00:59.000 Is it Philadelphia County?

07:01:00.000 So in 2020, we had Biden at 603,000 in Philadelphia County, 132,000 for Donald Trump.

07:01:08.000 Donald Trump in 2024, if we can pull that up, probably...

07:01:11.000 Over one more there, Noodles.

07:01:12.000 Philadelphia County.

07:01:12.000 Philadelphia County right there.

07:01:14.000 Kamala Harris has 400.

07:01:14.000 What is that show?

07:01:15.000 Okay, so that's right.

07:01:17.000 I wanted to make sure I jotted this down right.

07:01:18.000 So Donald Trump actually is performing about where he did, just a little bit under it, 128,000.

07:01:23.000 Kamala Harris is performing, and it's not done yet, not all the votes are in yet, but 484.

07:01:29.000 Right.

07:01:30.000 That's massive, man.

07:01:31.000 Like, I don't know what, I mean, maybe that ends up being like 550 or something like that.

07:01:35.000 We'll have to have the data analysts kind of go over it and see what they project it to be.

07:01:39.000 But Donald Trump is on track to outperform what he did in 2020, and she is on track, as so many counties in Pennsylvania, to way underperform.

07:01:48.000 But here's the thing, though.

07:01:49.000 That's where those trucks full of ballots could really come into play.

07:01:53.000 They hit, though.

07:01:54.000 There's a hundred million ballots in those trucks.

07:01:58.000 You can't just, you can do a lot of things.

07:02:01.000 I think you're wrong on this one.

07:02:02.000 I don't think it's likely because here's why I don't think they will do it.

07:02:02.000 They could do it.

07:02:05.000 I think Nick is right and I think you're wrong, but I think you're both right in the sense that could they do it?

07:02:09.000 Absolutely.

07:02:09.000 We saw it.

07:02:10.000 We saw it with over a hundred something thousand votes in Wayne County.

07:02:13.000 Right now, they're abandoning ship because this is not their broad.

07:02:13.000 Here's the issue.

07:02:17.000 So, they don't want to do it.

07:02:18.000 I agree with the second point.

07:02:20.000 I disagree with the first, and here's why.

07:02:21.000 You don't have the requisite number of ballots outstanding with mail-in.

07:02:26.000 You don't have that this time around.

07:02:28.000 You can't go, hey, there's 600,000 outstanding, so we've got this giant pool of ballots that we can just say all went for Biden, which is what happened, right?

07:02:35.000 You can't do that now, because those things have come in, they've been counted, or in the process.

07:02:39.000 Well, they've come in, they haven't been counted.

07:02:41.000 And the number's loaded.

07:02:41.000 They've come in.

07:02:41.000 We don't know how many of them have been counted at this point.

07:02:43.000 That's the issue.

07:02:44.000 They can say, oh no, wait, wait, wait.

07:02:45.000 There were a bunch of, we count the, remember with Pennsylvania, we have to count the early votes later.

07:02:50.000 So it's just like the Grinch.

07:02:51.000 I don't think you're doing that anymore.

07:02:52.000 I was taking them from there and bring them back here.

07:02:55.000 Yes, I know.

07:02:56.000 I was taking them back to my workshop, my dear.

07:02:59.000 And someone's going like, but why are you stealing our election, Santa Claus?

07:03:01.000 Why?

07:03:03.000 I love that book.

07:03:05.000 It could, it absolutely could.

07:03:07.000 It's less likely.

07:03:07.000 That it's Philadelphia.

07:03:08.000 The fact that it's Philadelphia, and they would only need a couple hundred thousand votes in Philadelphia, they have those votes in that truck if they wanted to.

07:03:14.000 You can't hide it.

07:03:15.000 You can't hide it this time.

07:03:16.000 Let me explain.

07:03:17.000 For crying out loud, they hid the crack in the Liberty Bell for a century.

07:03:20.000 Let me explain my...

07:03:22.000 Not negativity.

07:03:22.000 I'm with you guys.

07:03:24.000 No, no.

07:03:24.000 I think you both have a positive.

07:03:25.000 No, but here's my...

07:03:26.000 I didn't clarify myself all night, really. 0.91

07:03:28.000 It's not about the truck full of ballots and all that crap. 0.89

07:03:32.000 It's what I've been reading in the last few months about even if he wins fair and square, it's about the thousand lawyers they have with a plan to fuck up the electorate. 0.98

07:03:41.000 All this stuff.

07:03:42.000 That's the stuff that...

07:03:44.000 But...

07:03:46.000 By what?

07:03:46.000 There's a but.

07:03:47.000 Okay.

07:03:48.000 If he wins the popular vote and the electoral college, it all but ensures that those things would have to be widespread, massive cheating, that they have Donald Trump on tape throwing ballots into a ballot box or something like that.

07:04:03.000 They're not going to have it.

07:04:04.000 I think you two are arguing a few different points.

07:04:06.000 Let's go to Chet.

07:04:07.000 I think you are arguing what is possible as far as the optics and what they're willing to do.

07:04:11.000 I think that Nick is arguing, and he's right, what they logistically and technically could do, which we have seen is never beneath the Democrats.

07:04:18.000 I agree.

07:04:19.000 I think Nick is right, but I think you're right.

07:04:21.000 I think for a different reason you're right.

07:04:22.000 The optics would be so bad because, and by the way, huge portion of that is you right now.

07:04:27.000 Is the biggest stream on earth tonight?

07:04:29.000 Eyes are on it.

07:04:30.000 This is not when they want to do it.

07:04:32.000 If it was 50,000 here, 20,000 there, maybe 10,000 in Arizona, they don't want to do it because too many of you are watching.

07:04:40.000 Technically, logistically, could they do it?

07:04:42.000 Of course.

07:04:43.000 But you are a huge reason why they would be reticent.

07:04:46.000 You know what else was bad optics? 1.00

07:04:47.000 Trying to kill them a couple times. 0.99

07:04:48.000 Yeah! 0.99

07:04:49.000 And that didn't slow him down.

07:04:50.000 That's my...

07:04:51.000 Well, the point, yeah, but that couldn't be traced.

07:04:54.000 This would be directly traced to them if they saw these giant vote swaps, right?

07:04:58.000 Because they weren't accused.

07:04:59.000 That was pretty good.

07:05:01.000 I'm sorry, Nick.

07:05:02.000 Yeah, you sure showed him with rolled up paper.

07:05:05.000 What did I walk into it?

07:05:08.000 That was pretty good.

07:05:09.000 Did you hit me with something?

07:05:10.000 I think this is the greatest mix that's ever taken place in the history of election coverage.

07:05:14.000 This is the biggest stream that's taken place.

07:05:16.000 More people have tuned in here than any of these legacy media outlets.

07:05:18.000 Absolutely.

07:05:19.000 You guys should be applauded for that.

07:05:20.000 You've got a curmudgeon like Nick, who, by the way, is the voice of reason of skepticism.

07:05:23.000 You've got the ever- So optimistic, Gerald Morgan.

07:05:27.000 Then you have a lawyer, you have Josh here.

07:05:29.000 We haven't even brought in Pops Crowder. 0.97

07:05:31.000 You've got the guy who's in a fever dream, like that Gramp Stoke, that movie with Keanu Reeves, the shitty vampire one. 0.95

07:05:37.000 Every time I watch it, I feel like I have a fever. 0.99

07:05:39.000 But, you know, he's like, you're a vat, no way! 0.75

07:05:43.000 Every time I watch it, I feel sick. 0.98

07:05:45.000 I'd say you're more of a fever pitch dream, you know?

07:05:47.000 Yes, exactly.

07:05:48.000 Like, I want to fall in love with you at a Red Sox game.

07:05:49.000 That's true.

07:05:50.000 Yeah, like a Freddie Prince.

07:05:51.000 Was that Freddie Prince Jr.?

07:05:52.000 No, that was Jimmy Fallon, the worst late-night show ever in the entire time.

07:05:56.000 Oh, that's right.

07:05:56.000 Come on.

07:05:58.000 You say that.

07:06:00.000 You know, Josh.

07:06:02.000 I do hate myself. 1.00

07:06:05.000 That guy sucks so much. 1.00

07:06:07.000 Did you see my movie? 1.00

07:06:08.000 I do.

07:06:10.000 I do.

07:06:11.000 Out of the three, though, I'll take him.

07:06:13.000 Really?

07:06:14.000 You take Jimmy Fallon? 0.98

07:06:15.000 Oh, but Camel and the other jerk off? 1.00

07:06:17.000 I've met them all. 0.99

07:06:18.000 I've met them all.

07:06:20.000 I've done their shows.

07:06:20.000 Trust me.

07:06:21.000 He's the fucking most normal one. 0.99

07:06:23.000 He definitely is the most normal one. 0.99

07:06:25.000 Late night news.

07:06:26.000 A couple of tweets that we have out there right now that we had issued a little bit earlier that I want to go back to.

07:06:31.000 So, angry staffer.

07:06:33.000 So, angry staffer, looks like I overestimated the American people.

07:06:36.000 This election isn't over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history.

07:06:40.000 It's like people are actively voting for America to fail.

07:06:44.000 Cope harder!

07:06:45.000 No, hold on a second.

07:06:46.000 Actively voting for America to fail.

07:06:47.000 Hold on a second.

07:06:48.000 That's a meltdown.

07:06:48.000 Do you mean the America where for the first time we became...

07:06:51.000 A net energy exporter in our lifetime?

07:06:53.000 Do you mean voting for America to fail where the average American household got a $4,400 salary increase in under four years?

07:07:01.000 Do you mean the America to fail that, by the way, had the lowest black unemployment ever?

07:07:05.000 Or do you mean the America to fail where we actually saw American manufacturing moving back?

07:07:09.000 And by the way, the same predictions that you saw from all these economists before with tariffs that, oh my god, Our economy would crumble and tariffs would raise the prices on goods and services for everyday Americans even though gas was lower and your dollar actually went further.

07:07:21.000 You know it and I know it because you had a Thanksgiving feast for the first time in your adult life with an overabundance like we all experienced.

07:07:29.000 Look, we all lived it.

07:07:31.000 This is what's not working from the left.

07:07:32.000 Yep. 0.99

07:07:33.000 Can they technically steal shit? 0.99

07:07:34.000 What's not working now is the rhetoric. 0.99

07:07:34.000 Absolutely. 0.99

07:07:37.000 Here's why.

07:07:37.000 And I talked about this on Pierce Morgan before that Tim Miller bulwark guy literally edited out...

07:07:42.000 Did you see that he edited out all of my answers on his own channel?

07:07:45.000 He was like, I absolutely smashed Steven Crowder!

07:07:47.000 By the way, I've...

07:07:49.000 Yeah, I've never done it.

07:07:50.000 I've never uploaded something where I've edited out somebody's answers to try and make myself look better.

07:07:56.000 It's not working because we've lived it.

07:07:58.000 They said Donald Trump was Hitler.

07:08:00.000 Hey, America, give yourselves a round of applause.

07:08:03.000 You're the toughest people who've ever lived because you lived through four years of Hitler and not a single one of you was executed! 0.96

07:08:10.000 You lived through four years of Stalin, and not one of you died in the fields.

07:08:14.000 You lived through four years of Mussolini, and I guess he was less consequential because he wasn't really that effective in his fascism.

07:08:20.000 But you understand, the point remains, you lived through four years of it, and what happened?

07:08:23.000 Your wallet got fatter, and the country became more secure.

07:08:26.000 People don't believe the rhetoric of the left anymore, because we've lived it.

07:08:30.000 Even people who hate Donald Trump are going, all right, I don't like him, but you know what?

07:08:35.000 I don't think he's going to gas any of us.

07:08:37.000 You know what?

07:08:37.000 Not only is he not going to gas us, I don't think he's going to try and remove Joe Rogan from Spotify like Biden did.

07:08:42.000 It doesn't work.

07:08:44.000 Four years of Hitler, and then trains got worse after it. 0.93

07:08:47.000 Yes, exactly.

07:08:48.000 Like, what?

07:08:50.000 I thought trains were supposed to be scary when Hitler's in power. 0.82

07:08:53.000 Not when Pete Butt-Sex is in power. 0.96

07:08:56.000 Look, the final solution, the trains must have many connections that are grossly inefficient.

07:09:03.000 It's always the trains.

07:09:05.000 They ran on time with Mussolini.

07:09:06.000 It's always the trains.

07:09:08.000 That's why I don't trust old men who play with their toy train sets. 1.00

07:09:11.000 You mean Neil Young?

07:09:14.000 What do you mean?

07:09:15.000 Oh, he bought Lionel.

07:09:16.000 You guys didn't know that.

07:09:17.000 What's Lionel? 1.00

07:09:19.000 Lionel's a fucking train sack. 1.00

07:09:20.000 The Jews in the caboose have got to die. 1.00

07:09:24.000 Neil Young. 1.00

07:09:26.000 There's a new stereotype.

07:09:27.000 I'm rocking on the train tracks.

07:09:32.000 What did you just say?

07:09:33.000 I don't know, I think we were both doing an anti-Semitic Neil Young impression at the same time. 0.99

07:09:38.000 I wasn't doing any Jew shit. 0.99

07:09:39.000 Oh, I was. 1.00

07:09:40.000 It wouldn't happen.

07:09:40.000 Hey, alright, so really, let me...

07:09:41.000 I'm a lot like Jew, yeah.

07:09:44.000 I don't think so.

07:09:48.000 I just realized my iPad's not plugged in.

07:09:50.000 Oh man, take a look at my Jew.

07:09:52.000 It's not in?

07:09:53.000 No.

07:09:53.000 Oh wow.

07:09:54.000 Did you kick it out?

07:09:55.000 Alright, so let me tell you this.

07:09:56.000 Go ahead and bring this one up. 0.99

07:09:58.000 So Harry Sisson, who's a flag without the L. It's really depressing to see how many people voted for the felon, rapist, fraudster who lies constantly. 0.98

07:10:06.000 Many Americans failed their fellow Americans tonight. 1.00

07:10:09.000 I'm not taking this peer pressure shit from elitist pigs. 1.00

07:10:12.000 I know. 1.00

07:10:13.000 Who is that guy?

07:10:14.000 Hold on, this leads me to my final point on this.

07:10:18.000 Might as well do it now.

07:10:20.000 CrowderShop.com, promo code CRYLIBS. Which number is that?

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07:10:30.000 Entire Trump Collection 45% off for one hour or until the next major swing state, Pennsylvania.

07:10:37.000 It's called for Donald Trump.

07:10:38.000 And by the way, just a quick election update while we're talking about that.

07:10:44.000 So our team right now, our model shows that, so right now Donald Trump is ahead in Pennsylvania with 3.3%, 93% of the vote in.

07:10:50.000 Our modeling that we're looking at shows that that lead, don't panic, will likely narrow to around 2%.

07:10:56.000 But he should win it.

07:10:57.000 We're not making a call.

07:10:58.000 We're just saying that the most likely outcome...

07:11:00.000 So you've seen us make calls and other networks make calls.

07:11:03.000 You're going to see that 3.3 lead narrow to somewhere around 2%.

07:11:08.000 So, as we see that start to unfold, we'll let you know how comfortable we are making a call.

07:11:13.000 But watch for that.

07:11:14.000 Hold us to it.

07:11:17.000 Don't trust me.

07:11:18.000 Trust the geniuses back there.

07:11:19.000 They've been wrong about nothing all night thus far.

07:11:21.000 They've been pretty good.

07:11:22.000 I mean, better than CNN by about an hour and 15 minutes.

07:11:24.000 Great job, guys.

07:11:25.000 By the way, there's a link in our description for the Crowder Shop promos.

07:11:28.000 So make sure you guys go there.

07:11:30.000 And also, stay with us, because when we get to declare...

07:11:34.000 What we think is going to be victory at the end of this, there's also a little special treat for everybody.

07:11:38.000 Yes, we do.

07:11:39.000 If anybody has Harry Sisson's email address, I'd like to send him, my friend, he's a recruiter, I'd like to send him his information.

07:11:45.000 Yeah, join the military.

07:11:47.000 Make a difference for America, you know?

07:11:49.000 Careful, because you're opening the door.

07:11:50.000 I was sure that Nick was going to say, I'd like to send him an envelope filled with white powder.

07:11:55.000 Sugar! 1.00

07:11:55.000 I don't know. 1.00

07:11:57.000 He's the new Greta Thunberg.

07:11:59.000 He's the young, he's the young, metrosexual, gender-ambiguous representative. 0.65

07:12:06.000 But he's not a musician or a celebrity.

07:12:07.000 No!

07:12:08.000 He's a political pundit?

07:12:09.000 He's an influencer who goes out there from...

07:12:11.000 By the way, he was on there with Piers Morgan.

07:12:13.000 I remember this on Piers Morgan saying, Joe Biden is going to be the nominee and he is going to win the presidency.

07:12:18.000 And even then, Piers Morgan was like, but no one believes that at this point.

07:12:21.000 Are you really saying that with a straight face?

07:12:24.000 He's like, Piers, he is going to be the nominee.

07:12:26.000 Watch.

07:12:27.000 You can come back.

07:12:28.000 And he was like, well, would you be willing to place a wager on that?

07:12:30.000 He's like, I don't bet.

07:12:31.000 I'm not going to bet because I take American politics too seriously.

07:12:34.000 Oh, God.

07:12:35.000 I lost a bunch of money already, dude.

07:12:36.000 Really?

07:12:37.000 Yeah, I was up about an hour ago.

07:12:39.000 I'm down.

07:12:39.000 Here's the good thing about the left.

07:12:41.000 They won't, after they lose, they won't even look at why. 0.99

07:12:45.000 They won't even analyze what can we do better and shit. 0.99

07:12:47.000 They don't even do that. 0.99

07:12:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:12:49.000 They just think we're all fucking nuts. 1.00

07:12:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:12:51.000 And we'll lie harder next time. 1.00

07:12:53.000 We'll cheat harder.

07:12:54.000 Yeah.

07:12:55.000 I mean, I think, look.

07:12:55.000 She went to bed going, you guys figure it out.

07:12:57.000 They said, they told her to go to bed.

07:12:59.000 We'll figure it out for you.

07:13:00.000 Yeah, you know what I think it is, though, too?

07:13:01.000 This is also really important, guys, is it's no small thing when we say that, you know, Donald Trump does better with—and the left, of course, disparages them.

07:13:09.000 They say Donald Trump does better with blue-collar workers.

07:13:11.000 And by the way, I don't just buy this whole working-class hero thing.

07:13:14.000 I think that small business owners— Some of us, by the way, who have other people in their plumbing company if they're in charge of contractors.

07:13:20.000 These people all count as the backbone of Americans.

07:13:22.000 I think people who make a million, two million dollars a year who employ 50 people at a local restaurant franchise are still the backbone of America.

07:13:29.000 So I don't want to play into the identity politics.

07:13:31.000 But it's no small thing when the left says, and we know that uneducated voters, what they mean is people who don't have college degrees.

07:13:37.000 If Donald Trump wins, then hold on a second.

07:13:39.000 You guys said that Mitt Romney was a part of the elite when he bitched about the fact that 47% of Americans don't pay federal income taxes.

07:13:46.000 Now, there are many things I don't like about Mitt Romney, almost all of it, but that is not amongst them.

07:13:51.000 That means that there are enough Americans out there, if you look at the numbers, there are enough Americans who...

07:13:56.000 Don't stand to gain.

07:13:57.000 In other words, Kamala Harris went and tried to buy their vote and say, and I'm going to give you tax breaks, everyone under $400,000, but everyone over $400,000 will be taxed more, and I'm going to tax companies more. 0.76

07:14:08.000 For an electorate, this is where there is still, win, lose, or draw.

07:14:13.000 There still is the spirit of America alive, because if you look at the numbers, there are far more people making less than $400,000 a year whose vote was not purchased by the Democrat Party.

07:14:23.000 That means that there are far more people who voted for Donald Trump, who are voting based on what they believe is right for America and what this country is, rather than what someone will put directly in their pocket.

07:14:34.000 Now, they do believe, probably in the long term, it will be better for their own pocket.

07:14:39.000 Long term, because they understand that a rising tide lifts all ships.

07:14:43.000 But you have to understand, they're trying to buy the vote when they come out and say free healthcare, when they come out and say college tuition free or to reduce it.

07:14:50.000 That's why Bernie Sanders had a lot of support.

07:14:51.000 There are many Americans, tens of millions of Americans, who do not make $400,000 a year who said, you know what?

07:14:58.000 That's wrong.

07:14:59.000 And I'm voting for this guy in spite of the fact that he's not promising me a handout just because I happen to have fewer zeros on my check.

07:15:07.000 That's a good thing.

07:15:08.000 That's a take-home message tonight that those people can be reached.

07:15:11.000 You don't reach them.

07:15:11.000 And you know what?

07:15:12.000 In other words, they just told you they're not going to be reached by promising them just free shit. 0.99

07:15:17.000 Some of them will. 0.99

07:15:18.000 So let's not next election go, oh wait a second, let's just make it a selfish personal motivation.

07:15:23.000 It tells you that there are people out there far more who are won over by the vision for what America is, and it doesn't have to be the vision for what America was.

07:15:33.000 Donald, think of his...

07:15:34.000 It's no small thing.

07:15:35.000 Make America great again.

07:15:36.000 That means bring back the vision of what America was.

07:15:40.000 We want it back.

07:15:41.000 That's what people are voting for tonight.

07:15:43.000 You think it's a bunch of people making more than $400,000 a year?

07:15:46.000 The math doesn't work.

07:15:48.000 That, to me, is inspiring, and you know what?

07:15:51.000 It gives me hope.

07:15:52.000 Genuinely, that gives me hope.

07:15:53.000 Some guy out there who's making $60,000 a year working as a plumber, or someone out there who's in a trade school says, you know what?

07:16:00.000 I don't want to rob from Peter to pay me as Paul.

07:16:03.000 I still think it's wrong, and I still believe that there's that opportunity there for me, and I want that opportunity to still be there when I get to that point.

07:16:10.000 I'm not there now, there's no guarantee, but we also know that we have more class mobility here in the United States than any country that has ever existed, period.

07:16:18.000 That's something people don't tell you about, and there are enough Americans out there who believe that they will be a part of that mobile class.

07:16:25.000 They believe that they will be a part of those top earners.

07:16:27.000 They believe they will be a part of the ingenuity of spearheading the future that America can provide, by the way, to the rest of the world.

07:16:34.000 When America is at the forefront, yeah, guess what?

07:16:37.000 The world benefits.

07:16:38.000 Hey, if America isn't the tip of the spear, who else is going to benefit the world to this degree?

07:16:43.000 Sweden?

07:16:44.000 France?

07:16:45.000 The UK at this point?

07:16:48.000 Canada?

07:16:48.000 God, America is flawed, absolutely.

07:16:51.000 But on a global scale, you want us leading that charge, and it requires enough Americans out there to get it.

07:16:57.000 And that means most of them, the significant majority of them, are making less than $400,000 a year, and they said, nope, we're not buying it.

07:17:04.000 That's a good thing.

07:17:05.000 That's a beautiful thing. 1.00

07:17:06.000 The left thinks it's a beautiful thing when people get together and vote for free shit. 0.99

07:17:06.000 It really is. 0.99

07:17:09.000 I think it's a beautiful thing when people get together and say, you know what? 1.00

07:17:12.000 We're not going to vote for free shit. 0.99

07:17:13.000 Yep, we have an update. 0.99

07:17:14.000 All right, right now.

07:17:15.000 Okay.

07:17:16.000 So is it official or is it our projection?

07:17:18.000 So we just, we saw Reuters has not done what we are doing.

07:17:23.000 Okay.

07:17:23.000 Decision Desk HQ actually just did.

07:17:27.000 Okay.

07:17:27.000 So we are not the first.

07:17:29.000 We are not the first, but we will be very close to do it.

07:17:31.000 Okay, so it's time for a state call.

07:17:33.000 And Lane the Brain, I will let you do the honors.

07:17:41.000 What is our official state call?

07:17:43.000 We are now calling Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.

07:17:47.000 Yeah, baby! 1.00

07:17:49.000 Whoa! 0.71

07:17:51.000 I was waiting on this one.

07:17:53.000 Yeah.

07:17:54.000 Oh! 0.60

07:17:55.000 Oh, he's back!

07:17:56.000 I'm having a good time, having a good time!

07:17:59.000 Pennsylvania's comeback to the guy who's for Israel. 0.88

07:18:03.000 Now all you Jews can clearly see. 1.00

07:18:06.000 I extend my thanks to all of the Jews and even some black guys.

07:18:11.000 I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me.

07:18:16.000 Before we continue with the numbers, hit that Rumble Premium right now.

07:18:20.000 Tonight is the last night to get this mug.

07:18:22.000 None of this happens without you.

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07:18:27.000 They already have the biggest market share, and now you get it ad-free, all of Mug Club, and so much more to come.

07:18:33.000 Get it on the ground floor.

07:18:34.000 None of this happens tonight without you laying the brain.

07:18:37.000 The floor is yours by all means.

07:18:39.000 So now with this call, what that means is with the polls just now closing in Alaska, and if we can make that call, that'll give two more to Trump, and that would mean the Maine 2nd District is all that would be needed for him to...

07:18:53.000 So Arizona, Nevada, at that point, Michigan, Wisconsin, don't matter.

07:18:57.000 It would not matter. 0.99

07:18:58.000 I would love for Maricopa County to just be sucking it. 0.99

07:19:01.000 Well, you know what? 0.99

07:19:01.000 I'm feeling risky tonight. 0.99

07:19:03.000 Let's take some risks.

07:19:04.000 It's a good time to go out and make some mistakes.

07:19:06.000 Just have your eagle ready.

07:19:06.000 Let's call.

07:19:07.000 I'm going to call.

07:19:09.000 If polls haven't closed, we can't call something.

07:19:11.000 Alaska's fine.

07:19:12.000 Oh, is it okay?

07:19:13.000 Wait, wait, wait.

07:19:16.000 I really feel it.

07:19:16.000 Can I make the call?

07:19:17.000 1 a.m.

07:19:18.000 Eastern.

07:19:18.000 Can I make the call?

07:19:19.000 Can I call Alaska?

07:19:21.000 I'm calling.

07:19:22.000 Alaska's three. 0.94

07:19:23.000 Three.

07:19:24.000 Sorry.

07:19:24.000 I can't.

07:19:25.000 You can.

07:19:26.000 Yeah.

07:19:26.000 Three electoral votes.

07:19:27.000 Three electoral votes.

07:19:29.000 Alaska, we're going to put that on the map for Donald Trump.

07:19:33.000 We don't know about Maine 2nd District yet, but we're pretty damn close.

07:19:37.000 Sorry, two senators and the one rep that they have. 0.98

07:19:40.000 Three, sorry.

07:19:40.000 I forgot about the one district that they have.

07:19:42.000 Well, we're still going to have, as this rolls in, the updates on the House and on the Senate, but all of that is looking pretty dangerous.

07:19:46.000 Which we have the Senate.

07:19:47.000 That's official.

07:19:49.000 That's official?

07:19:49.000 What's our final count here in the Senate?

07:19:51.000 We won the Senate?

07:19:52.000 We flipped it.

07:19:53.000 We have at least had 51.

07:19:54.000 Yeah, we at least had 51. 0.53

07:19:55.000 I don't know if there's more on the table, but Ted Cruz, by the way, also beat the crap out of Colin Allred. 0.59

07:20:00.000 I said that.

07:20:01.000 They poured millions of dollars into that campaign.

07:20:04.000 They were absolutely trying to flip it.

07:20:05.000 A lot of very cringy football ads.

07:20:07.000 By how many, what was the percentage that Ted beat?

07:20:09.000 I don't remember what the final was on that, but they can see it right there on this map.

07:20:12.000 Well, I hope Colin made a nice profit off of it.

07:20:14.000 Oh, he won it by almost 10 points.

07:20:16.000 Remember people were saying, this one's really close, guys.

07:20:18.000 Ted Cruz is going to lose.

07:20:19.000 I was like, are you out of your mind?

07:20:20.000 Now listen, Ted, do what you said you're going to do.

07:20:23.000 Yes.

07:20:23.000 Section 230, we love you.

07:20:25.000 Get it done.

07:20:26.000 You guys are probably going to have all three.

07:20:27.000 Go for it.

07:20:29.000 Yes.

07:20:29.000 What were you about to say there, Nick?

07:20:31.000 I read a list of the states that take the longest to calculate.

07:20:36.000 Yeah.

07:20:37.000 And Alaska was the first one they listed.

07:20:39.000 As far as the longest? 0.99

07:20:39.000 Even though there's 11 people in the fucking state. 0.99

07:20:41.000 Well, they're all very far apart. 0.99

07:20:42.000 They're all high.

07:20:43.000 But that was one of the states, he said, that takes long. 0.98

07:20:46.000 Do you have an idea of the trek that they have to evade polar bears and shit? 0.98

07:20:49.000 Well, that's true. 0.98

07:20:50.000 They actually get hunted in Alaska by polar bears. 0.99

07:20:52.000 Oh, your skidoo breaks down on the way to the fucking... 0.99

07:20:54.000 It's the only state where you can go vote with a club. 0.99

07:20:56.000 Yes, that's absolutely right.

07:20:58.000 Yeah.

07:20:59.000 That's actually the lever on the voting machine.

07:21:00.000 Can't have your phone out, though.

07:21:01.000 No phone.

07:21:02.000 No, you cannot have your phone out.

07:21:02.000 But there's also that one city that's just one hotel that everybody lives in the same hotel.

07:21:07.000 That's a real thing.

07:21:07.000 So I assume they should count the votes there.

07:21:09.000 That's where Nook's been hiding out.

07:21:11.000 They count a lot of things at that hotel.

07:21:12.000 And by the way, we are going to have a...

07:21:13.000 You know what?

07:21:14.000 I think we could probably...

07:21:15.000 I don't know if we...

07:21:16.000 I think at this point, because the drinking game...

07:21:17.000 I forgot the drinking game rules.

07:21:19.000 There, by the way, you can finish your drink right now because James Woods did it for the rest of us.

07:21:26.000 Anytime a state is called for Trump, you drink.

07:21:28.000 But then we said finish a drink anytime a pundit cries on air.

07:21:31.000 We did have that with the leftist meltdown.

07:21:33.000 So, you know, you guys can start enjoying a little bit.

07:21:35.000 We're not counting our tickets.

07:21:36.000 Can I have a drink now?

07:21:37.000 Yes, you can.

07:21:37.000 You absolutely can have a drink.

07:21:38.000 Go pour a gin tonic when I'm out there.

07:21:39.000 Hey, Lane, can we get a total right now for Trump with our calls?

07:21:43.000 Like where he is?

07:21:44.000 Is he 269?

07:21:45.000 He would be 269 with our calls.

07:21:46.000 Okay, 269 with our calls.

07:21:47.000 So we'll watch that main second and we can...

07:21:50.000 Then at that point, I realize we still have so many gifts.

07:21:52.000 You're saying Maine is the state?

07:21:53.000 Yeah, so Maine is split districts, so they allocate different...

07:21:57.000 So there's a statewide, and then per their districts, I think it's two more districts, three more, that are individually allocated.

07:22:04.000 And I'm quite certain isn't the Maine second district...

07:22:07.000 So we just need one of those votes in Maine.

07:22:08.000 Isn't the Maine second district pretty consistently conservative?

07:22:12.000 That's correct.

07:22:12.000 And by the way, I don't know how quickly this is going to resolve itself, but this may be like a moot-moot point, because...

07:22:18.000 I'm getting a note from our team.

07:22:19.000 We still have Trump up 4% in Wisconsin with 89% reporting, and the modeling still looks really good for Trump to win Wisconsin.

07:22:26.000 The modeling has been spectacular so far from what we've seen.

07:22:30.000 But Data, great job.

07:22:31.000 Data, great job.

07:22:31.000 Let us know.

07:22:32.000 If you guys feel like we can go out on a limb and call Wisconsin before anyone else, you let us know.

07:22:35.000 I'm trusting you guys there.

07:22:37.000 Yeah, I mean...

07:22:39.000 We've already made some good calls.

07:22:42.000 You don't want to ruin your perfect record.

07:22:43.000 Is there even a mathematical possibility for Kamala to win?

07:22:47.000 Can we have one of your pretty little graphs?

07:22:49.000 Yes, we can pull up a graph.

07:22:52.000 We had the Pennsylvania graph.

07:22:53.000 I don't think we had the Wisconsin graph.

07:22:54.000 Can we make an event diagram?

07:22:54.000 Dada, can you send in the newest Wisconsin graph to on-air, please?

07:22:59.000 He's like, oh yeah, I'm on it, yes.

07:23:00.000 And by the way, we really do mean thank you to Elena and to everyone out there.

07:23:03.000 I know this has been no small undertaking at all.

07:23:07.000 And this happens because of everyone.

07:23:09.000 I don't know if we have a view of everyone at work there beyond just the chair.

07:23:13.000 All of the people at work?

07:23:14.000 Yeah, just the chair.

07:23:15.000 You can just see everyone there.

07:23:17.000 Hey, I don't hear any partying out there!

07:23:19.000 Hey guys, wave out there if you can.

07:23:22.000 I want somebody to kiss somebody.

07:23:24.000 Hey, keep working.

07:23:26.000 No, party!

07:23:27.000 Hey, listen to you.

07:23:28.000 Party!

07:23:29.000 Don't listen to Toolman. 0.95

07:23:30.000 Party!

07:23:31.000 I saw Darren thrown up.

07:23:33.000 There you go.

07:23:35.000 Feed me, Seymour!

07:23:37.000 Yeah, baby.

07:23:39.000 Yeah, big baby! 0.53

07:23:40.000 Nick is so exasperated.

07:23:41.000 He's like, I'm telling you, it's too early.

07:23:43.000 What's up?

07:23:44.000 I have our Wisconsin graph if we want it.

07:23:45.000 Oh, we do have the Wisconsin graph.

07:23:47.000 Okay.

07:23:47.000 So this is the Wisconsin graph.

07:23:49.000 Oh, that was the graph we had earlier.

07:23:50.000 42.9.

07:23:50.000 So we called PA with what, 37, 38?

07:23:52.000 That's a new one.

07:23:53.000 Oh, this is a new one right here?

07:23:54.000 So Donald Trump only needs 42.9% of the remaining vote.

07:23:58.000 And do we know which districts are larger?

07:24:00.000 I mean, the one exception would be if Milwaukee, if the county there is the one that is the least counted.

07:24:07.000 Interestingly enough, in Milwaukee, there's clips going around of, I don't know if it's the election commissioner or the mayor, we can fact check me on this, but basically saying that turnout was not near what they thought it was going to be.

07:24:16.000 It's not that huge of a city either.

07:24:18.000 It's not as big as you would think.

07:24:19.000 No, it's not.

07:24:20.000 I think it's smaller than Detroit.

07:24:21.000 Can we go to the map right now since you're here, Lane?

07:24:24.000 Let's go to Wisconsin and let's look at Milwaukee County.

07:24:29.000 I can't see.

07:24:30.000 Let's look at Milwaukee County.

07:24:31.000 So 61% of the expected votes counted.

07:24:33.000 So that's where I guess the number could change.

07:24:37.000 But even if you're continuing with that in March.

07:24:38.000 So yeah, it might be a little too early to call Wisconsin.

07:24:41.000 But I'm guessing that we probably have far fewer heavily red districts there.

07:24:45.000 Looks like he's winning Green Bay after the Brett Favre tweet earlier today.

07:24:49.000 I know, right?

07:24:49.000 Probably helped.

07:24:49.000 Yeah.

07:24:50.000 It really does.

07:24:51.000 That stuff does help with...

07:24:52.000 It doesn't help when it just goes out in mass like Taylor Swift where half of her followers are in Europe and Japan because they think she's a little boy.

07:24:59.000 Okay, Barb says I should vote for Trump.

07:25:01.000 And you know what? 1.00

07:25:03.000 He had some great dick pics. 0.99

07:25:06.000 And the people in Green Bay, you know, they actually have shares in the Green Bay Packers. 0.98

07:25:10.000 That's right.

07:25:10.000 Yeah, I have one share.

07:25:11.000 You really have one share?

07:25:13.000 My whole family is like big Packers fans besides me, so my grandpa got us all shares.

07:25:17.000 No kidding.

07:25:17.000 That's really cool, actually.

07:25:18.000 I can legally go to the team owner's meeting.

07:25:21.000 I had a relative. 1.00

07:25:22.000 Shit! 1.00

07:25:22.000 I don't understand. 1.00

07:25:22.000 Why do they do that? 1.00

07:25:23.000 They opened up publicly for like a month or something.

07:25:26.000 No, it is a publicly traded.

07:25:28.000 Public owns the Packers.

07:25:29.000 Yeah.

07:25:29.000 There's no owner.

07:25:30.000 I know that the city owns it, but like...

07:25:31.000 Just to make more money, they'll sell it.

07:25:32.000 Like, they had an IPO. They opened it on the stock market for just like a short period and then closed it.

07:25:36.000 Yeah, they'll sell shares to raise money.

07:25:38.000 Do you make money on that?

07:25:39.000 Yeah.

07:25:40.000 How do you make...

07:25:40.000 Do you sell?

07:25:41.000 You can sell that?

07:25:42.000 Yeah, it's like when a company wants to make money, they sell more of their shares.

07:25:45.000 Guys, let's get back to the victory.

07:25:46.000 All right, sorry.

07:25:47.000 But...

07:25:47.000 The probable victory.

07:25:49.000 Yes, the probable victory.

07:25:50.000 The most likely scenario at this point in time.

07:25:53.000 But I don't remember.

07:25:54.000 I was going to say something about...

07:25:55.000 Oh, I had a relative who I'm pretty sure...

07:25:58.000 I'm pretty sure I had an active plot to shoot John Elway.

07:26:01.000 That's how much...

07:26:02.000 John Elway?

07:26:03.000 Yes.

07:26:04.000 98 Super Bowl.

07:26:05.000 I get it.

07:26:06.000 Elway was the Broncos, right?

07:26:07.000 Yeah.

07:26:08.000 Didn't they take it from the Packers?

07:26:09.000 Yeah, they beat the Packers. 0.91

07:26:10.000 I'm pretty sure, and I'm not just joking, I'm pretty sure he was like, I swear to God, I'm going to shoot John Elway.

07:26:16.000 I'm like, no, no, no. 0.99

07:26:18.000 Aim for his teeth. 1.00

07:26:19.000 I fucking mean it. 0.99

07:26:20.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

07:26:21.000 Wow.

07:26:21.000 And I was like, you're going to kill John Elway?

07:26:23.000 He's like...

07:26:23.000 I'm just kidding.

07:26:24.000 I'm mad.

07:26:26.000 Boys fly better at Mile High. 1.00

07:26:28.000 I go to Denver, I shoot them there. 0.99

07:26:30.000 That's right. 0.99

07:26:31.000 And you know what?

07:26:32.000 Frontier has connections going back and forth all the time.

07:26:36.000 They're not going to be able to look at those metrics.

07:26:40.000 Hey, you know, Brett Favre's doing commercials for Wrangler, so...

07:26:44.000 Watch out, Walmart.

07:26:46.000 Look, Michigan, I don't know.

07:26:48.000 Again, Michigan, because that is one where I would 100% side with Nick.

07:26:51.000 Anything can happen in Witten County.

07:26:53.000 Yeah, he's right there.

07:26:54.000 Because here's what's also interesting.

07:26:56.000 Being from Michigan, and we poured through the voter rolls last time after the election, you guys can go through it.

07:27:00.000 Remember that I was up all night, and I was like, guys, guys, guys, I'm looking at some things in Kent County that don't make sense.

07:27:05.000 And then I started doubting myself.

07:27:06.000 Kind of like yesterday, but it turns out I had the anti-nausea drug, Zofran, and it blocked all my serotonin, so I was actually a prick.

07:27:12.000 Hyper-specific explanation.

07:27:13.000 Yes.

07:27:14.000 We went through all the voter rolls like this does not make sense.

07:27:17.000 It does not add up, especially when you take into account that Wayne County, everyone thinks Wayne County is just Detroit.

07:27:22.000 Now, here's the crazy thing about Detroit.

07:27:24.000 First off, they plump up, they inflate their numbers of citizens in Wayne County.

07:27:28.000 It's largely the people who live in the surrounding areas.

07:27:31.000 And if you look at the people in the surrounding areas of Wayne County, I'm not saying that it's Trump country, but I'm saying you would get significantly more Voters for Trump when you're talking about those old school Democrats in Wayne County, then you would get, for example, Los Angeles or Philadelphia.

07:27:46.000 So those numbers that we saw in 2020 were a statistical, I can't say impossibility, but I would have been willing to bet my life impossibility.

07:27:56.000 Put it that way.

07:27:57.000 So anything can happen, but Wayne County is not as deep blue as you think because it's not what you typically think of when you think of an urban area.

07:28:04.000 What is that, Gerald, you're pointing to?

07:28:05.000 Don't worry yet.

07:28:06.000 I'm sorry.

07:28:07.000 Oh, Main District 2?

07:28:08.000 That's what we're working on.

07:28:09.000 He's ahead by 10 points.

07:28:11.000 Polls closed only 36% of the votes.

07:28:13.000 So there's still some time to go there, but he's up by 10 points in that one that we think he needs to win.

07:28:18.000 Well, the thing is, how many counties are there?

07:28:20.000 I mean, we're talking about Maine District 2.

07:28:21.000 How many counties in Maine District 2?

07:28:23.000 There can't be that many.

07:28:24.000 And, I mean, they've been closed since 8 o'clock, so, like, five hours to count.

07:28:26.000 I was going to say!

07:28:27.000 Can we go to Maine, guys?

07:28:29.000 Because I know we have our brain here right now.

07:28:31.000 But can we go to Maine District 2?

07:28:34.000 Yeah, Maine. 1.00

07:28:35.000 What are they using, an abacus to count this shit? 1.00

07:28:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

07:28:38.000 So there was, like, a bunch of, I believe, shooting threats in Maine earlier today.

07:28:42.000 That's a long, angry deer.

07:28:44.000 Which totally makes sense.

07:28:44.000 Yeah, it's Maine.

07:28:45.000 You know how dangerous it is with the lobsters and the shootings.

07:28:48.000 Well, this doesn't show us which one is which district.

07:28:50.000 But again, it's not like with Maine.

07:28:52.000 The reason they separate it, it's not like Maine, the second district, is when we're going, well, wait, we have to wait for all those big city votes.

07:28:58.000 The Bangor vote.

07:28:59.000 Bangor.

07:29:00.000 Exactly.

07:29:00.000 That's where I went to school.

07:29:02.000 Go Bears.

07:29:02.000 I don't think that Bangor is the second district.

07:29:05.000 I think that second district of Maine, if I'm not mistaken, is almost entirely rural, which is why...

07:29:08.000 Bangor's the only town.

07:29:10.000 It's the only town, yeah.

07:29:11.000 Right next to the school, Orono.

07:29:13.000 And Orono was the...

07:29:14.000 Mm-hmm.

07:29:15.000 Van Gogh wouldn't exist without Orono.

07:29:17.000 There was a guy from Maine, I won't say who, but people will know, when I was at Pat Miletic's gym in Iowa, where you're going, the last time I was in Bettendorf, and I was in there taping a video, we were trying to get MMA legalized in New York, and I go in, and with the camera, he goes, hey, were you raised, hey, were you from a barn?

07:29:33.000 I said, what?

07:29:34.000 Just like that.

07:29:35.000 Because he didn't have the rest of the main accent.

07:29:36.000 I said, are you from a barn?

07:29:38.000 I go, what?

07:29:39.000 He goes, close the door!

07:29:40.000 It's not a barn!

07:29:41.000 I was like, oh, barn! 1.00

07:29:45.000 And then he kicked my ass. 0.99

07:29:46.000 But he was the UFC heavyweight champion of the world, so that's to be expected. 1.00

07:29:50.000 Good to see you.

07:29:52.000 How you doing?

07:29:53.000 Pretty good.

07:29:53.000 How you doing?

07:29:54.000 Good.

07:29:55.000 That's how they talk.

07:29:56.000 Oh, I thought I was a pedophile. 0.97

07:29:59.000 Pedophile from Bangor. 0.92

07:30:00.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

07:30:01.000 Stephen King stories are all set in Maine, and there's a lot of pedophilic activity in those.

07:30:05.000 I can imagine.

07:30:05.000 It's very dark and boring.

07:30:06.000 They fuck a lot of deer up there. 1.00

07:30:08.000 Yes, they do. 1.00

07:30:09.000 I have no doubt about that. 1.00

07:30:10.000 It's the only state where the sheep have a fucking rape hotline. 1.00

07:30:13.000 Yes. 1.00

07:30:14.000 Joke on Joe Rogan, because that's on an elk meat plate.

07:30:19.000 Alright, is there anything else that we're missing?

07:30:21.000 But I know you're going to probably go back there for the numbers and we'll look at...

07:30:23.000 No, we'll go look a little hard at Maine.

07:30:24.000 Yeah, look at the Maine 2nd District.

07:30:25.000 We'll source Nick if we need any on-the-ground information.

07:30:27.000 Yes, okay.

07:30:28.000 I'm all over it.

07:30:29.000 Just go to Iowa real quick.

07:30:30.000 It's the last thing I want to say because that was blowing my mind.

07:30:33.000 Oh, Iowa?

07:30:33.000 When they were trying to say that Kamala was ahead?

07:30:36.000 Yeah, what is it in Iowa that you want us to get into specifically?

07:30:39.000 Yeah, okay, so he won by 14 points.

07:30:42.000 Yeah, they were talking about it.

07:30:43.000 And Seltzer needs to go to jail.

07:30:45.000 Can we bring, by the way, you know what, when you guys go back there, I know we've been focusing on these numbers, but I also would like to bring them over so people can remember that poll that came out.

07:30:53.000 It's hers.

07:30:54.000 Yeah.

07:30:54.000 Can we bring that up so people can remember and let's have a side-by-side of that and the final results?

07:30:58.000 Because she also didn't reveal her methodology.

07:30:59.000 And I remember everywhere on CNN on Sunday night and even last night, they were going, well, gosh, you see what's...

07:31:05.000 I mean, this could be one of those where it could be an early night for Trump and he could be packing it in based on what we're seeing out of Iowa.

07:31:11.000 See, it's the lie that then gets repeated and parroted.

07:31:15.000 That's right.

07:31:15.000 It just didn't work this time.

07:31:16.000 And Iowa's a small enough state that it flew under the radar.

07:31:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

07:31:20.000 What didn't flow under the radar for them when they were trying to do the...

07:31:23.000 It was the Hitler propaganda. 0.89

07:31:25.000 Iowa is lost.

07:31:26.000 You have no chance.

07:31:27.000 Don't show up to vote.

07:31:28.000 You have no chance.

07:31:30.000 If Hitler slash Trump loses Iowa, you're going to lose.

07:31:36.000 What are you singling me at?

07:31:37.000 We got an interesting tweet you might want to see.

07:31:40.000 Oh, okay.

07:31:41.000 One of Hitler's relatives. 0.98

07:31:42.000 Yeah, probably.

07:31:43.000 Good old Mark Cuban says, congrats at real Donald Trump.

07:31:46.000 You won fair and square.

07:31:47.000 Congrats to Elon Musk as well.

07:31:49.000 Oh, no. 0.99

07:31:50.000 He's trying to suck up. 0.99

07:31:52.000 That seems like a guy who's hoping he's not chained up in Musk's backyard. 1.00

07:31:56.000 That's exactly fucking right. 1.00

07:31:58.000 Girl, shut up, Cuban. 1.00

07:32:01.000 My God, you scared the shit out of me. 1.00

07:32:03.000 Me too, you son of a gun. 0.99

07:32:05.000 That guy, that Ellen DeGeneres look-alike, come on. 0.92

07:32:07.000 He said, congrats, real Donald Trump.

07:32:09.000 You won fair and square.

07:32:10.000 Congrats to Elon Musk as well.

07:32:13.000 Hashtag Godspeed.

07:32:14.000 Well, he wants to seem like he's a...

07:32:15.000 I may have broken a toe.

07:32:15.000 I think I kicked the door.

07:32:16.000 Yeah, I heard you kick the door.

07:32:17.000 Well, that's what you get for rushing in like...

07:32:19.000 I don't know what it's like to break a doorstop.

07:32:21.000 I'm up to two. 1.00

07:32:22.000 Oh, fuck. 0.99

07:32:22.000 Wasn't Rachel Maddow threatening that the U.S. government would take away SpaceX's federal contracts if Trump lost? 0.99

07:32:30.000 I think so.

07:32:31.000 Yeah, let's have Mission Control bring that up.

07:32:32.000 And you know, we should probably check in with MSNBC. I guarantee we have liberal meltdowns now. 0.97

07:32:35.000 We have to have more.

07:32:36.000 Yeah, we should probably check in with him.

07:32:37.000 I'm going to get out of here.

07:32:38.000 Go look at Maine.

07:32:39.000 That's what I'm going to do.

07:32:40.000 Well, go look at Maine.

07:32:40.000 Thank you.

07:32:41.000 Playing you like an angel that brings good news.

07:32:43.000 Yes.

07:32:44.000 He brings us tidings of great joy. 0.88

07:32:45.000 Not a virgin birth, because that guy bangs. 1.00

07:32:48.000 But...

07:32:50.000 Greetings of great electoral joy.

07:32:53.000 Get your minds out of the gutter.

07:32:55.000 You're better than that.

07:32:55.000 I know you're not.

07:32:56.000 That's why we'll see you on Rumble Premium.

07:32:58.000 Not tomorrow, which is today. 1.00

07:33:00.000 Did you break your toe, you son of a bitch? 1.00

07:33:02.000 He's hurting right now. 1.00

07:33:04.000 Oh, I hope it shatters.

07:33:05.000 Guys, look.

07:33:06.000 Look.

07:33:06.000 This is...

07:33:07.000 And here's the thing.

07:33:08.000 By the way, we're going to have to bring in, whether it's Nick or whether it's Josh, we're going to have to bring in Pops Crowder because I'm going to tell you something.

07:33:15.000 I'm going to be super pissed because Pops Crowder said like six months ago, it's going to be a landslide.

07:33:19.000 I have no doubt about it.

07:33:20.000 No one else is saying it, but I'm saying it.

07:33:21.000 Just because Donald Trump won didn't mean that Pops Crowder was right then with no data.

07:33:27.000 So, he's going to parrot that every chance he gets.

07:33:30.000 He's going to rub your face in it.

07:33:31.000 Yeah, so we'll bring him in.

07:33:32.000 But I always said, 60-40, 65-35.

07:33:35.000 And I said today, I think Donald Trump's going to win.

07:33:37.000 But he was like, oh yeah, he's going to win everything.

07:33:39.000 I think my dad actually said, he's like, jersey's in play.

07:33:43.000 Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.

07:33:44.000 He did say that to me, though.

07:33:46.000 Thank you, Josh.

07:33:47.000 You're right.

07:33:47.000 About a month ago, he said to me, I think he's going to listen.

07:33:50.000 You know what?

07:33:50.000 And let me let people know, while we're talking about Iowa, I'm trying to find...

07:33:55.000 You're going to be in a Tumwa account, but I don't have your plug.

07:33:58.000 No, this Saturday night.

07:34:00.000 This Saturday night.

07:34:01.000 At the Tom, Iowa Bridgeview Center Theater.

07:34:05.000 Come on out, folks.

07:34:06.000 You guys, funniest man alive.

07:34:07.000 Go see him live.

07:34:08.000 And you know what?

07:34:08.000 It's going to be a really, really fun night after this election.

07:34:11.000 That's right.

07:34:12.000 And he's accepted the victory results, which I think you're getting closer.

07:34:16.000 I hope you don't mind.

07:34:17.000 I'll be doing Nixon jokes.

07:34:19.000 Yes.

07:34:21.000 Opening for him would be Rich Little.

07:34:22.000 Let me just show you this, Cheryl Tumwa.

07:34:24.000 You do a great Nixon.

07:34:26.000 Phenomenal Nixon.

07:34:27.000 He probably wasn't a Tumwa at some point.

07:34:29.000 He probably was. 1.00

07:34:30.000 Let me tell you, I love to fuck Indians. 1.00

07:34:32.000 Whoa. 1.00

07:34:33.000 Are we still on ABC? I'm sorry.

07:34:36.000 No, no.

07:34:36.000 Whoa was shock.

07:34:37.000 I didn't know.

07:34:37.000 Oh, no, no, no.

07:34:38.000 He did.

07:34:38.000 He did like to do that.

07:34:42.000 Can we officially call that?

07:34:44.000 Is that allowed?

07:34:44.000 Confirm.

07:34:45.000 I like the Blackfoot Squaw. 0.98

07:34:48.000 Think about this.

07:34:49.000 We could end up tonight.

07:34:50.000 Again, Michigan, I hope.

07:34:52.000 We're not going to get the results from Michigan, I don't think, for a long while tonight.

07:34:55.000 But Donald Trump, the map could look Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, Nevada.

07:35:01.000 It could look at all of those.

07:35:03.000 And then Michigan is the only one.

07:35:04.000 Would that put him over 300 at that point?

07:35:06.000 With North Carolina and Georgia?

07:35:08.000 Can we bring up the 270 to win, guys?

07:35:09.000 Just to put a final count on it.

07:35:11.000 Let's leave Michigan blank.

07:35:12.000 Well, because you got 11 in Arizona, 6 in Nevada.

07:35:15.000 Right.

07:35:16.000 That's 17.

07:35:17.000 So, yeah.

07:35:17.000 So, North Carolina and Georgia, right?

07:35:18.000 That's already filled in.

07:35:19.000 North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania.

07:35:22.000 Okay.

07:35:22.000 So, that would put them at 287.

07:35:24.000 Okay.

07:35:24.000 And then let's put in Wisconsin.

07:35:27.000 So that would put them at 297?

07:35:28.000 Okay.

07:35:30.000 So then if it's Michigan, I mean, but it's still...

07:35:33.000 We do have Maine 2nd District there. 0.95

07:35:35.000 We already have Maine 2nd District there. 1.00

07:35:36.000 So that's a very distinct possibility.

07:35:38.000 And you know what?

07:35:38.000 If you put in Michigan, pop in Michigan, which is a distinct possibility.

07:35:41.000 And by the way, the reason I think it's a possibility is, like I said, at a certain point, this is not the one.

07:35:46.000 This is not the one kid.

07:35:48.000 It's like Apollo's trainer.

07:35:49.000 He's all wrong for us!

07:35:51.000 I don't want you messing with Southpaws! 1.00

07:35:53.000 They're going, Kamala's all wrong for us! 0.97

07:35:56.000 We don't need to back the hole! 1.00

07:35:59.000 She thinks it's a goddamn fight. 1.00

07:36:00.000 Yes, yes, yes. 1.00

07:36:02.000 Now let's do this bum and go home. 1.00

07:36:04.000 I watched you hit that man with everything you had. 1.00

07:36:08.000 I watched you try to kill him.

07:36:10.000 He got shot in the ear.

07:36:12.000 And that man kept on coming.

07:36:15.000 We don't need that kind of man in our lives.

07:36:18.000 That's what's happening.

07:36:19.000 I saw him at a food court.

07:36:21.000 Can I ask you a question?

07:36:23.000 I hope you're not giving away secrets.

07:36:25.000 Oh, wow.

07:36:26.000 Hold on, hold on.

07:36:27.000 What?

07:36:28.000 An update.

07:36:29.000 We need to call a state.

07:36:30.000 We need to call a state.

07:36:31.000 Alright, time to call another state, ladies and gentlemen.

07:36:33.000 You may not think that this would have been a big one on the outset.

07:36:43.000 Maine 2nd District, we're comfortable calling that for Donald Trump.

07:36:48.000 Now...

07:36:49.000 Maine 2nd District!

07:36:50.000 That's only one.

07:36:51.000 Uh-oh.

07:36:52.000 Donald Trump.

07:36:52.000 I don't like the look on his face.

07:36:53.000 But...

07:36:54.000 Oh, wait.

07:36:54.000 We didn't call Pennsylvania, right?

07:36:55.000 If we're right...

07:36:56.000 No, we did.

07:36:56.000 We did.

07:36:57.000 So, we have called Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.

07:37:00.000 We have called Alaska.

07:37:02.000 We have called Maine 2nd District.

07:37:04.000 If we're right, Donald Trump is the president-elect.

07:37:08.000 Yes, Donald Trump.

07:37:09.000 Yes.

07:37:09.000 As of right now.

07:37:10.000 Absolutely.

07:37:10.000 There you go, guys.

07:37:11.000 I don't know.

07:37:11.000 Do we have something on the soundboard for that?

07:37:13.000 Yeah!

07:37:14.000 I thought we had something a little bit more than that.

07:37:16.000 Yay! - Yay! - Woo! 0.98

07:37:21.000 Eat it!

07:37:22.000 Celebrate it.

07:37:24.000 Honey, I can come home soon.

07:37:32.000 This should be the hapless moment of the last 10 years.

07:37:36.000 He's like, ah, what I win in bets.

07:37:39.000 Okay, let's go to Van Jones real quick.

07:37:41.000 I bet you...

07:37:42.000 Come on, talk about it, Van.

07:37:42.000 I bet you he farts.

07:37:43.000 More aggressive.

07:37:44.000 You're very nervous.

07:37:46.000 You're very nervous tonight.

07:37:48.000 She lost.

07:37:49.000 If you're a solar farmer in a red state trying to deal with this climate issue...

07:37:55.000 Solar farmer? 0.89

07:37:56.000 What the hell is that?

07:37:57.000 Your financing might fall apart tomorrow morning.

07:38:00.000 Oh boy!

07:38:01.000 Hold on, he's not president tomorrow morning.

07:38:03.000 ...at the front lines of this fight the way that the Biden-Harris administration had put the United States government at the front of the climate fight.

07:38:09.000 So you've got people all around the world whose fates are now in the hands of someone who can either be aggrieved or can be big.

07:38:17.000 He's usually not big.

07:38:19.000 And so I think this is a shock.

07:38:21.000 It's a political realignment, for sure.

07:38:24.000 By the way, you see Jersey tightening up there?

07:38:26.000 He's a little more realistic.

07:38:27.000 You see that right now?

07:38:28.000 Jersey is only five points right there?

07:38:30.000 Get out.

07:38:31.000 Yeah.

07:38:31.000 Applications for planet Earth are yet to be known.

07:38:37.000 Wait till the years that we called Pennsylvania and we've been right above CNN on every single call.

07:38:42.000 Can someone call Van Jones?

07:38:44.000 Can we call Van Jones?

07:38:45.000 Is that a possibility?

07:38:47.000 Does anyone have Van Jones' number?

07:38:48.000 I'd like to call Van Jones.

07:38:49.000 Can we call Van Jones?

07:38:50.000 I'd like to call Van Jones.

07:38:51.000 Can someone please help me call Van Jones?

07:38:52.000 Do we have his number?

07:38:53.000 Let's call Van Jones.

07:38:54.000 Let's call Van Jones and let him know that we called Pennsylvania.

07:38:56.000 Please let's call Van Jones.

07:38:58.000 Do you want to call Van Jones?

07:38:59.000 I do want to call Van Jones.

07:39:00.000 So we just announced that it's official.

07:39:03.000 It is official.

07:39:04.000 But right now what we are doing is monitoring how the left is going to try and paint this.

07:39:08.000 How long they're going to drag this out.

07:39:10.000 How long they want to drag this out.

07:39:12.000 Absolutely.

07:39:13.000 How long they want to drag this out.

07:39:15.000 He wins Maine District 2.

07:39:18.000 That means that he wins with Pennsylvania and Maine 2nd District.

07:39:21.000 And hey, it looks good for Wisconsin.

07:39:23.000 You know what?

07:39:24.000 Let's stick with you until at least Wisconsin, right?

07:39:26.000 We should be able to call that tonight.

07:39:28.000 Michigan, I don't know.

07:39:29.000 Maybe they'll give us...

07:39:30.000 Hey, you know what?

07:39:30.000 Maybe we'll even be here for Michigan.

07:39:32.000 At this point, it's just a victory party.

07:39:34.000 That's where we are.

07:39:35.000 And I know that we have...

07:39:35.000 I don't know if we're going to still have Vivek on.

07:39:37.000 No, we're not having Vivek.

07:39:39.000 I don't know.

07:39:40.000 So you let me know if we have any of our remaining guests.

07:39:43.000 Oh! 0.60

07:39:44.000 You know what?

07:39:44.000 This is as good of a time as any for our 7 plus 1 reload.

07:39:48.000 Because now that we know he's going to be president, we gave you the 7 plus 1 things that Donald Trump would do his first day in office.

07:39:54.000 Then we gave you the 7 plus 1 things that Kamala Harris will do when she loses. 1.00

07:39:58.000 Turns out it was just one.

07:39:59.000 She just didn't come out to speak.

07:40:00.000 And we actually have the 7 plus 1 reload things that Donald Trump does his first day in office.

07:40:06.000 "You forgot the van in the chamber!" Alright, this is the 7 plus 1 reload.

07:40:17.000 So this is, I guess, number, at this point, what do we number?

07:40:20.000 We're going into descending order.

07:40:21.000 Ah, we're doing 7, starting from 7 again.

07:40:23.000 Okay, so just another 7 plus 1.

07:40:25.000 Too confusing, that.

07:40:25.000 Number 7, which is really actually 14, but Gerald.

07:40:29.000 Have Elon Musk build Space Force 1.

07:40:32.000 Oh, hey, that's going to be fun.

07:40:35.000 That's going to be fun.

07:40:36.000 Number 6, officially appoint Kamala as fellatios are.

07:40:44.000 Everyone has a skill.

07:40:46.000 I bring out the best.

07:40:48.000 She brings out a kisser! 1.00

07:40:52.000 Let's go with this one.

07:40:55.000 Oh, sorry.

07:40:56.000 Number five.

07:40:57.000 By that, the previous one...

07:41:00.000 I mean, tasking her with investigating the root cause of fellatio in the Southern Triangle. 0.99

07:41:05.000 Her Southern Triangle.

07:41:07.000 Oh, you can't do both.

07:41:09.000 Seven plus one.

07:41:10.000 First things Donald Trump will do on day one.

07:41:12.000 Number four, Nick DiPaolo.

07:41:14.000 Executive order.

07:41:16.000 Every first Tuesday of the month is topless Tuesday.

07:41:19.000 It's a good Tuesday.

07:41:22.000 Bet you didn't see that one coming.

07:41:24.000 You were expecting a chick! 1.00

07:41:26.000 I saw it coming, McDonald's.

07:41:28.000 It happens.

07:41:29.000 Number three, Gerald Morgan.

07:41:31.000 Pardon Hunter Biden and appoint him head of the DEA. Oh, well that one actually, you know what?

07:41:36.000 It takes one to no one.

07:41:37.000 It does.

07:41:38.000 He's kind of like the, yeah.

07:41:39.000 It takes one to no one.

07:41:41.000 I am rubber, you are glue.

07:41:43.000 He smokes crack.

07:41:45.000 Frank Abagnale.

07:41:46.000 Number two, this one is actually just for you, Nick DiPaolo.

07:41:50.000 Executive order banning Uber drivers from talking to passengers.

07:41:54.000 I clicked no conversation!

07:41:59.000 And the number one thing that Donald Trump will do, and my voice is dead, so I'm doing my best. 1.00

07:42:05.000 Number one, federally indict Jake Tapper for being a giant pussy. 1.00

07:42:13.000 And the plus one, Nick DiPaolo. 1.00

07:42:15.000 Appoint Whoopi Goldberg, secretary of twats.

07:42:18.000 Hey, that's been this week's Reload 7 plus one!

07:42:26.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!

07:42:28.000 All right.

07:42:29.000 I'm actually texting back and forth with Chris Pavlosky, the CEO of Rumble.

07:42:33.000 He's at Mar-a-Lago, I think, for the celebration.

07:42:35.000 Oh, my God.

07:42:36.000 Look at you guys.

07:42:37.000 This is...

07:42:38.000 Just, like, celebrating.

07:42:39.000 This is a huge...

07:42:40.000 Like, look, we called it not on...

07:42:41.000 It's not a quick call.

07:42:43.000 This is based only on the data that's available at CNN. Listen, I hope this gives you an insight.

07:42:47.000 We're not making far-out calls.

07:42:50.000 No, we're not.

07:42:50.000 We're looking at the data and going, this is abundantly clear.

07:42:54.000 At what point do we call it?

07:42:55.000 And 30 minutes later, we call it, and then an hour later, CNN calls it.

07:42:59.000 But can I ask you, how do you guys get the data before?

07:43:02.000 Oh, it costs us millions of dollars.

07:43:03.000 No, no, no, but it's the It costs many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

07:43:11.000 And then we also added to it third-party analysts and experts, that whole extra suite that you have there, to analyze the same data that they have access to and to do it better.

07:43:19.000 So they all get it from AP? Yeah, so you know what?

07:43:23.000 That's actually a good question.

07:43:25.000 Let's take a brief break.

07:43:27.000 And we're going to decide exactly how we handle it.

07:43:29.000 Let's take a brief break, and we'll come back with someone from data, from Mission Control, to tell you exactly how we came to these numbers, what the methodology was.

07:43:37.000 And again, let you behind the curtain, and we're going to stick with you, I think, at least until Wisconsin is called.

07:43:42.000 So a brief break.

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07:44:14.000 We're going to take a brief break.

07:44:15.000 I probably won't be eating dinner, but you know what?

07:44:17.000 Let's also get ready to fill our glasses and celebrate this with you.

07:44:20.000 We'll be right back with probably the last chunk of tonight's stream.

07:44:25.000 I've really been enjoying doing this with you.

07:44:27.000 Now it's time to have a good time.

07:44:29.000 Brief break.

07:44:31.000 Ditch the gym.

07:44:32.000 Work out from home.

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07:44:39.000 Howdy! 0.99

07:44:42.000 Howdy, I'm Colonel Slanders.

07:44:43.000 Now, we all know about the accusations from the right about Tim Walls.

07:44:49.000 And to those of you taking it to heart, old Colonel's got a question for you.

07:44:54.000 How does it feel to be so dang perfect?

07:44:58.000 Heck, we've all lied!

07:44:59.000 For example, did you know there's only ten ingredients in my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices?

07:45:04.000 One for each finger!

07:45:07.000 Think of that when you're at the Battle Box this November, and our country will be just as good as finger-lickin' chicken.

07:45:13.000 So this November, do the right thing and do something bigger.

07:45:17.000 Vote for Kamala, cause she's halfin'. 1.00

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07:45:26.000 Oh, it's just a regular pack?

07:45:28.000 Did you know Earth is made of 71% water?

07:45:32.000 Doctors recommend we drink at least 1.2 liters of water a day, just to be on the safe side.

07:45:37.000 That's a lot of water.

07:45:38.000 Water is key to our survival, but we don't just drink it.

07:45:41.000 We have fun playing in it too.

07:45:44.000 We wash ourselves in it, and sometimes we even get stuck in a storm of it.

07:45:48.000 An adult's brain is 65% water, and the other 35% is gin.

07:45:53.000 But maybe that's just me.

07:45:55.000 My wife left me.

07:45:57.000 And she has full custody of the children.

07:46:00.000 Is that there?

07:46:01.000 That's Jeff.

07:46:03.000 My kids call him Dad now.

07:46:04.000 He's a lawyer.

07:46:06.000 In fact, he's her lawyer.

07:46:08.000 I remember when my wife used to brag about being married to a big-time commercial voiceover guy.

07:46:13.000 That was a long time ago when she used to wear her ring.

07:46:18.000 We used to actually have a house on the water, but now it belongs to the bank.

07:46:22.000 Luckily, it was only in my name, so only my credit got ruined.

07:46:26.000 Thank goodness I'm still able to afford this studio apartment that has this pot I'm currently filling with water.

07:46:32.000 This pot is the only thing my wife left behind, besides pain. 1.00

07:46:36.000 I'm going to use it to make some macaroni and cheese.

07:46:42.000 Oh, that must be my $12 escort.

07:46:46.000 I hope I'll get to experience the touch of a woman again without getting robbed like last time.

07:46:51.000 Give me your money or I'll cut you. 0.97

07:46:53.000 And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.

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07:47:13.000 Hi, I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder with Crowder, here with some education and tips on the terms we use in the legal world.

07:47:21.000 Our question today comes from Dan McGovern in that hellhole known as East St.

07:47:26.000 Louis, Illinois.

07:47:27.000 Dan's question is, what is the deal with the court names like Supreme Court, Circuit Court, District Court, and Justice Court, and who in the s*** is in charge of who gets to be a judge in each one of those?

07:47:38.000 Well, Dan, we're going to split this one up into two parts and deal first with the courts themselves.

07:47:42.000 Most of you have heard about a Supreme Court, which is the final appellate courts in both our federal and state systems.

07:47:48.000 At the very top in the federal system, above all the courts, is the United States Supreme Court.

07:47:53.000 You can end up here whether you start in a state court or a federal court.

07:47:56.000 It is the true court of last resort for judicial relief.

07:48:00.000 Now, secondly, most states also have a Supreme Court that is the highest court in that state.

07:48:04.000 Stay tuned for more Barely Legal with half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond. 1.00

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07:48:13.000 Pedro! 0.99

07:48:14.000 Not today!

07:48:16.000 You're not sending your best.

07:48:17.000 I'm going to send you right back.

07:48:20.000 Looking over that.

07:48:21.000 Well, let's keep building this wall.

07:48:23.000 There you go.

07:48:24.000 Brick by brick.

07:48:25.000 My wall, frankly, shoots fire.

07:48:27.000 You see?

07:48:28.000 And you're going to pay for it.

07:48:30.000 Ba!

07:48:32.000 Ba!

07:48:33.000 It's dropped!

07:48:37.000 Hey, guys, in the chat, let me know what you'd like me to put in my moat.

07:48:42.000 I'm taking alligators and spikes.

07:48:43.000 I'm taking alligators and spikes.

07:49:13.000 I'm taking alligators and spikes.

07:49:43.000 I'm taking alligators and spikes.

07:49:57.000 Just trust me Just check my category In your heart, in your veins Protein spiking With their shots and their clots And their shots and their clots In your veins Vaccine,

07:50:28.000 vaccine, vaccine!

07:50:31.000 What's in your veins?

07:50:35.000 In your veins?

07:50:38.000 Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine Sudden death among healthy working age people worldwide is skyrocketing.

07:51:01.000 She died here at the hospital after she went into cardiac arrest.

07:51:05.000 Who knows?

07:51:06.000 Young people are dying these days. 1.00

07:51:07.000 These are not statistics.

07:51:08.000 These are human beings.

07:51:10.000 Another poor heart's swelling.

07:51:15.000 There's no published papers.

07:51:20.000 Of course, I represent science.

07:51:22.000 When the science's name is Fauci, Are you willing to share the data with this committee?

07:51:42.000 We had to really move at the speed of science.

07:51:45.000 Shots and their clots have no thoughts on their shots In your head, in your head, you smell my head In your veins, in your veins Vaxing, vaxing, vaxing What's in your veins?

07:52:11.000 In your veins?

07:52:14.000 Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine Hey, hey, hey, hey Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, ah Hey,

07:52:39.000 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey All right, ladies and gentlemen We are preparing for the celebrations here at

07:53:07.000 Just to remind you, if you have not seen this, we have officially called the race for Donald Trump with that district in Maine, with that one vote with Alaska, and calling Pennsylvania, even though they refused to call it on CNN, Looking at all of the data, this is not a quick call.

07:53:23.000 This is something that we looked at the data, we looked at the outstanding votes available and the trends, and there's just no way that we see that Kamala Harris has any path to victory.

07:53:31.000 And this is before Wisconsin, before Arizona, before Nevada, before Michigan, all of that.

07:53:36.000 People are actually having some wonderful, wonderful meltdowns, including this guy right here.

07:53:42.000 What's your podcast called?

07:53:43.000 Barely Legal.

07:53:45.000 Sorry?

07:53:45.000 Hardly Legal.

07:53:48.000 Hardly Legal.

07:53:49.000 Hardly legal.

07:53:50.000 Where do you find it?

07:53:50.000 You can find it on YouTube.

07:53:52.000 There's a microphone right next to you.

07:53:53.000 Come on.

07:53:54.000 You can find it on YouTube and Spotify and iTunes.

07:53:59.000 It's basically anonymous legal call-ins with comedians who are lawyers.

07:54:03.000 So we help real people who have real legal issues.

07:54:07.000 Look, I'll tell you, one of the calls we had was a nurse in New York, in Long Island specifically, who did 4,000 fake vaccine cards for first responders.

07:54:16.000 So she got the jab, but she was just totally against the mandates and ended up getting convicted and losing her license over it.

07:54:23.000 I've been seeing it on your reels on Instagram.

07:54:25.000 Yeah, it's a fun thing.

07:54:27.000 So Hardly Legal.

07:54:28.000 Come check us out.

07:54:29.000 Leave a comment.

07:54:30.000 Like it.

07:54:30.000 Thank you, Gerald.

07:54:31.000 Absolutely.

07:54:32.000 That's a good nurse right there. 1.00

07:54:33.000 I also still didn't say you could do a plug, but whatever.

07:54:36.000 I think you guys should go watch it.

07:54:40.000 No, I really want you to go watch it.

07:54:41.000 Bill's been doing a great job for us on the back end.

07:54:43.000 A lot of the time, Bill keeps us out of trouble or minimizes the trouble that we have absolutely stepped all the way into so that we can still bring you this show, so that's fantastic.

07:54:54.000 I don't know, Stephen, we've got some meltdowns that we can kind of go to as well, or do we want to just kind of go into our thing and go back to the...

07:55:00.000 Let's go to some meltdowns We're going to go into our multiple celebrations and toast tonight.

07:55:07.000 Toast to Mug Club, to Rumble Premium, toast to everything that we've done tonight.

07:55:11.000 A new era.

07:55:12.000 We have basically done...

07:55:13.000 I've told the crew this leading up to this moment.

07:55:15.000 We're going to do something that nobody else has ever done, right?

07:55:18.000 We called it early considering everybody else has not called this race yet or very few people that I think, but we have called states based on data.

07:55:25.000 We have called states based on the trends that we've seen.

07:55:28.000 We're not calling it early to try to call a race.

07:55:31.000 We're saying like, there's no path forward in this district in Maine.

07:55:34.000 There's no path forward in obviously Alaska.

07:55:36.000 There's no path forward in Pennsylvania.

07:55:38.000 None of this stuff is us just kind of making a random call.

07:55:43.000 This is us looking at the data.

07:55:44.000 We'll bring some of those guys in to talk about the methodology.

07:55:46.000 But this is what you did, Mug Club, by subscribing all of those times that we asked you to join forces with us leading up to this back in June, July, August, September, October.

07:55:56.000 You guys made this happen.

07:55:57.000 This will be one of the last times.

07:56:00.000 I think, for a presidential election maybe, that you're going to see people depending on them because they won't even call stuff.

07:56:06.000 They know.

07:56:07.000 Well then, let's make our first toast.

07:56:09.000 Yes.

07:56:09.000 Okay, so the first toast is to...

07:56:11.000 I need champagne.

07:56:11.000 Bring it in here.

07:56:12.000 Oh no, you got a red solo cup.

07:56:13.000 It's not what you didn't put in your mug, but you know, it's symbolic. 0.74

07:56:16.000 You can pour it in my puke bucket.

07:56:18.000 That's his MAGA cup.

07:56:19.000 Hey, also, Kylie, if we could bring in a thermometer because maybe my fever's still here.

07:56:24.000 We'll see.

07:56:25.000 I bet you it could be an election miracle.

07:56:28.000 Bring in the 801. 0.68

07:56:30.000 Donald Trump wins and you magically broke through.

07:56:33.000 Kylie, I need champagne, please!

07:56:35.000 Okay, well then I'll wait for the toast.

07:56:37.000 So before we do the toast, before we do the toast, we're going to have them bring in the drinks, we're going to bring in Paul Scratter, we're going to bring in Josh with a few toasts to make, but we have a leftist meltdown first.

07:56:45.000 Yeah, so Harry Sisson basically tweeted this out again, the flag without the L. America failed women tonight.

07:56:51.000 I'm so sorry for some of my initial thoughts.

07:56:53.000 Oh, he's just trying to get laid.

07:56:54.000 Let's hear it, Harry! 0.86

07:56:55.000 He is a woman.

07:56:56.000 Did we want Stinger or no?

07:56:58.000 Not CNN. Is it just a tweet or is it a clip?

07:57:00.000 Is it a tweet or a clip?

07:57:01.000 It's a tweet.

07:57:02.000 Okay, alright.

07:57:03.000 Time for one of our leftist meltdowns.

07:57:07.000 There it is.

07:57:07.000 All right.

07:57:08.000 All right.

07:57:10.000 You are going for the chapel. .

07:57:18.000 The election between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris has not been called yet.

07:57:22.000 Take the CNN audio down, please.

07:57:24.000 But it is pointing in one direction.

07:57:26.000 That's him.

07:57:26.000 Is that his background?

07:57:28.000 His background.

07:57:29.000 But I just wanted to say that America failed women tonight. 1.00

07:57:33.000 Who are no better than you, bitch. 1.00

07:57:35.000 Trump has insulted women. 1.00

07:57:37.000 Why does he bruise?

07:57:40.000 They still won't beg you, dude. 1.00

07:57:41.000 You wouldn't know a woman if it bit your clit. 1.00

07:57:44.000 And he took women's reproductive rights back. 1.00

07:57:47.000 And instead of standing up to that, people voted for him.

07:57:53.000 No, people are still allowed to reproduce.

07:57:56.000 We failed our daughters, our mothers, our sisters, our wives.

07:58:03.000 You don't have a daughter.

07:58:06.000 Guys on the rig.

07:58:09.000 It is unfortunately the reality of the situation.

07:58:13.000 So I'm sorry.

07:58:15.000 Everybody out there will be impacted by what may come. 0.99

07:58:19.000 What a good economy, you dick. 0.98

07:58:21.000 Well, you guys sing us out. 1.00

07:58:24.000 You are going for the chapel. .

07:58:34.000 Do we fail women? 1.00

07:58:36.000 I think we can say it, baby.

07:58:37.000 Do we fail women? 1.00

07:58:38.000 Watch me fail them extra.

07:58:39.000 Which, by the way, I probably shouldn't be doing with a fever, but I don't care.

07:58:43.000 You still have a fever?

07:58:44.000 Yeah, a little bit.

07:58:45.000 Oh, jeez.

07:58:46.000 Oh, that's so...

07:58:47.000 It's just so...

07:58:48.000 It's savory.

07:58:50.000 I can really taste the failure to women. 1.00

07:58:53.000 Wait a second.

07:58:55.000 Oh, no, wait.

07:58:55.000 I think I'm getting a hint of...

07:58:58.000 Monica Lewinsky. 1.00

07:58:59.000 Shh! 0.97

07:59:00.000 Oh no!

07:59:01.000 That has a little bit of an essence of heartbeat, Bill.

07:59:04.000 Hold on.

07:59:05.000 How is that?

07:59:06.000 Wait a second.

07:59:07.000 How many weeks is that?

07:59:07.000 Third trimester in Texas.

07:59:09.000 No, that's still not happening.

07:59:10.000 Wait, let me make sure.

07:59:11.000 Jesus Christ.

07:59:12.000 It's like a Duralog.

07:59:15.000 I have those, by the way.

07:59:16.000 I'm moving to a house with old wood.

07:59:18.000 I used to smoke those.

07:59:19.000 It gets you real high.

07:59:21.000 Duralog?

07:59:22.000 Oh yeah, dude.

07:59:23.000 Hold on, one last one.

07:59:24.000 It's a failure to women. 1.00

07:59:25.000 I'm letting Gerald pour his champagne.

07:59:26.000 I'm ready.

07:59:27.000 You're huffing Duralogs? 1.00

07:59:30.000 I don't think anyone's huffing Duralogs. 1.00

07:59:32.000 No, I'm just kidding.

07:59:33.000 Let's see if it's the election miracle.

07:59:37.000 You know, I tend to run cold, like about 97.5.

07:59:39.000 Me too.

07:59:40.000 Yeah, me too.

07:59:41.000 I'm always like 97.4.

07:59:43.000 All right, 99.3.

07:59:44.000 So it's a very, very, for me, a very, very low-grade fever.

07:59:47.000 Yeah, that's almost not a fever.

07:59:49.000 It's like it's getting better.

07:59:50.000 It's like it's getting better.

07:59:51.000 You know what?

07:59:52.000 That's what a win will do, a victory will do.

07:59:54.000 Yes, it will.

07:59:54.000 A victory will do.

07:59:55.000 So look, for the very first toast, I want to toast to, hey, Mug Club, which is now Rumble Premium, tonight only happened because you put the nail in the coffin of Legacy Media.

08:00:05.000 There's the first toast.

08:00:07.000 Cheers!

08:00:11.000 Wonderful.

08:00:12.000 Do we have to celebrate?

08:00:14.000 Do the yay and then the celebrate.

08:00:16.000 Put it.

08:00:17.000 I'll do the titty shake.

08:00:25.000 I'm not going to lie.

08:00:26.000 With the fever, this is going to be more symbolic.

08:00:29.000 I'm going to let that sit there.

08:00:31.000 And Tool Man, you're going to have to hit the cigar fan.

08:00:33.000 Someone's going to have to turn on a little bit.

08:00:34.000 Turn that baby on. 1.00

08:00:35.000 Oh boy.

08:00:36.000 With no dinner, that makes me feel green.

08:00:38.000 And so, along with that toast, I'm going to propose here a second toast, by the way.

08:00:43.000 You didn't just put the nail in the coffin with all the data that we had in calling these dates, which we'll get to.

08:00:48.000 But...

08:00:49.000 This was the biggest stream on earth as far as live concurrent viewership tonight, consistently across the board, and you maintained it for most of the night.

08:00:58.000 So putting the nail in that coffin, but you showed CNN and Fox News and ABC and CBS that guess what?

08:01:04.000 There are more of you than them.

08:01:06.000 A toast.

08:01:06.000 Bobby and George, get in here really quickly.

08:01:20.000 You don't have to come on camera yet, but get in the studio because guess what, guys?

08:01:23.000 Reuters just called Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.

08:01:27.000 Well, there's another toast.

08:01:29.000 There's another toast, guys.

08:01:31.000 That's right, baby.

08:01:32.000 We were the first ones to call...

08:01:34.000 Well, let's go to this first.

08:01:35.000 We were the first ones to call Georgia before anyone on mainstream media, and we were confident in doing so because of the work we have here.

08:01:41.000 And that work, by the way, only takes place because a mug club costs millions of dollars to do.

08:01:44.000 That's another A Toast.

08:01:46.000 I feel like I'm at a white wedding. 0.57

08:01:59.000 I almost forgot it.

08:02:00.000 Can I interrupt the toast?

08:02:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:02:02.000 Alright, number 10, Tim.

08:02:04.000 What's number 10?

08:02:05.000 Number 10.

08:02:06.000 Toast interrupted.

08:02:08.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now.

08:02:11.000 Enter in promo code TRUMP1. 47% off the new TRUMP1 shirt.

08:02:16.000 Only for the rest of the stream.

08:02:18.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now.

08:02:19.000 Grab your shirt.

08:02:20.000 Wear it everywhere you possibly can.

08:02:23.000 Do not let them forget this moment.

08:02:24.000 Let it sink in.

08:02:25.000 For the blind, it's W-O-N. Yes. 1.00

08:02:29.000 Trump1.

08:02:29.000 W-O-N. For the visually impaired.

08:02:32.000 For the Asians out there.

08:02:33.000 CrowderShop.com, do it, baby!

08:02:35.000 You should come out with another one.

08:02:37.000 Trump won three times.

08:02:39.000 Yes.

08:02:39.000 Yes, that's a good one.

08:02:40.000 Thrice.

08:02:41.000 Three and O. And that brings us, by the way, to the next toast.

08:02:45.000 Hey, this place tonight was the first place to call the race live on air. 0.98

08:02:51.000 The first place to have the balls. 0.97

08:02:52.000 I don't think they've done it. 0.96

08:02:52.000 I don't even know if they've done it on these other ones, but you, Mug Club, made it happen, and we were right. 0.96

08:02:56.000 A toast!

08:02:58.000 Unbelievable.

08:02:59.000 Yeah.

08:02:59.000 They still have it.

08:03:03.000 Yum, Mello! 0.99

08:03:06.000 Hey! 0.99

08:03:07.000 Hey, John Pear-shaped King, bring up CNN. Wisconsin ain't looking any better, baby!

08:03:12.000 It's not looking very good! 0.99

08:03:14.000 You know, John King's ass is worth 12 electoral votes. 0.99

08:03:18.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

08:03:19.000 When he's in a strip club and someone says, back that ass up, he just starts walking backwards because he assumes. 0.98

08:03:23.000 And you hear, beep, beep, beep. 0.96

08:03:26.000 What do you think is going to be the most shocking demographic that went the opposite way of what the mainstream media was?

08:03:33.000 Was it the Jewish vote, the Latino vote, the woman vote? 0.86

08:03:36.000 The black Amish. 0.89

08:03:37.000 The black Amish. 0.89

08:03:39.000 That's a good place to be because it's the only group of people who can still pull off the Abe Lincoln. 0.77

08:03:45.000 Like on LeBron, it looks normal.

08:03:47.000 White guy, you're Amish. 1.00

08:03:48.000 I really think it is the black vote that is the most surprising and they can't say anything about it. 0.99

08:03:53.000 No, they can't. 0.99

08:03:53.000 They've got a few black people that they hire specifically to say the things that they want to say, which, I mean, come on, you're racist. 0.99

08:03:59.000 But, like, they won't say shit, because they're afraid. 0.99

08:04:02.000 Like, you can't ever... 0.99

08:04:03.000 No matter what they do, you can't...

08:04:04.000 We can't blame it.

08:04:05.000 We can't...

08:04:06.000 God, we want to blame them so bad.

08:04:08.000 We can't blame them.

08:04:09.000 I think it was a higher margin than they thought, but I think you'll be surprised when we go through this to actually see that, in many instances, a majority of the Hispanic vote, if not just significant gains at that point.

08:04:20.000 James Woods was...

08:04:21.000 By the way, did you know...

08:04:22.000 Gay William said, oh no, James Woods doesn't drink.

08:04:25.000 When I was out there, I said, what?

08:04:27.000 He clearly was drinking.

08:04:28.000 He goes, no, he's just like that.

08:04:29.000 He doesn't drink.

08:04:30.000 I said, he said he was drinking.

08:04:31.000 He said, no, he doesn't drink.

08:04:33.000 I'm like, he was clearly drinking, Gay William.

08:04:36.000 Yes, he said he was drinking there.

08:04:38.000 He said his bar wasn't big enough for the show that we had tonight.

08:04:40.000 Yes, that's exactly what he said.

08:04:42.000 I don't know why I remembered that factoid and not some of these other ones here.

08:04:45.000 Really quickly, Trump will give a speech at some point.

08:04:48.000 We are going to stay until he gives that speech.

08:04:50.000 Hell yeah.

08:04:51.000 Absolutely.

08:04:51.000 Because we need to see it.

08:04:52.000 So just to make sure everybody knows that, tell everybody that you know right now.

08:04:55.000 Also, we've got some notes on Nevada.

08:04:58.000 Yes.

08:04:58.000 If we wanted to add to the victory toast here, that's a good one to do, but continue.

08:05:03.000 Well, I mean, I think I'm trying to think if there were any other toasts.

08:05:06.000 No, there's one more.

08:05:06.000 And I will give this toast for you because this is, look, you've done something that nobody's ever done.

08:05:11.000 You've done the streams bigger than anybody.

08:05:13.000 And I'm not saying, look, I know it's a team effort.

08:05:15.000 Yeah, we all did this.

08:05:16.000 You coming here, being the maestro, doing it when you're six, 574.4 thousand.

08:05:23.000 Whoa! 0.71

08:05:23.000 Not including X, MaxLive, the largest stream on the planet for election night. 0.71

08:05:29.000 Congratulations to you.

08:05:30.000 Congratulations to all of this team that put in the work.

08:05:33.000 Fantastic job.

08:05:34.000 Cheers, my friend.

08:05:35.000 Thank you very much.

08:05:36.000 Cheers, guys.

08:05:38.000 And you know what?

08:05:39.000 Can I add something to that?

08:05:41.000 Hold on.

08:05:41.000 Keep it playing.

08:05:42.000 Keep it playing. 0.99

08:05:47.000 And I mean it, this is something for as much crap as I give you and for as much crap as I give Nick. 0.98

08:05:52.000 Being able to do this, because we've done this quite a few times before. 0.97

08:05:56.000 2016, it was in my den, and you weren't even supposed to be a huge part of it, but I was like, ah, this is going nuts, because obviously no one expected 2016.

08:06:03.000 At that point, we were still figuring out streaming.

08:06:05.000 I was there to help you move the studio overnight back to...

08:06:08.000 We drove overnight with back then Hopper.

08:06:11.000 God rest his soul.

08:06:12.000 Who, Dennis?

08:06:14.000 No, my pre-Joe Lewis dog.

08:06:16.000 Farting in the car all the way.

08:06:18.000 We drove all the way through and got White Castle.

08:06:19.000 Huge mistake.

08:06:21.000 But we drove the next morning to Texas for our new life.

08:06:25.000 But that night, right, we didn't really know what we were doing because we were just figuring out streaming.

08:06:29.000 It was just a couple of webcams.

08:06:31.000 Then 2020, you know, we were here, we did it, and it was just kind of a rotating, you know, whoever we could get in here, and of course we had Brodigan, my longest-ending employee, who's out there right now.

08:06:39.000 I believe they have a clip of a Steve Austin celebration out there in the parking lot.

08:06:45.000 Don't worry, he doesn't have Down syndrome.

08:06:46.000 No, he's fine.

08:06:46.000 No, it does look like he peed his pants.

08:06:48.000 Yes, it does look like he peed his pants.

08:06:49.000 Shh.

08:06:50.000 But being able to do it tonight, look, you guys know, I remember the first time I spoke with you where I was.

08:06:55.000 I was in a very small hotel.

08:06:57.000 You could almost call it a bed and breakfast in the county that I have no doubt in northern Michigan around Traverse City, Lelanau County.

08:07:03.000 I called you because of the, was it Engadget or Gizmodo?

08:07:06.000 Gizmodo.

08:07:06.000 I keep forgetting.

08:07:07.000 I get them confused.

08:07:07.000 Yeah.

08:07:08.000 Where I called my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, for the first time.

08:07:10.000 I had a friend, went to Harvard Law, graduated cum laude, and he said, I don't really do this kind of law, but this article coming out saying you've been targeted by Facebook.

08:07:17.000 I called him.

08:07:18.000 I could tell on the phone.

08:07:19.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, you've been censored.

08:07:21.000 He hung up, called me back maybe five to ten minutes later and said, yeah, this is really bad.

08:07:28.000 And also went to bat with Facebook, where there's some financial...

08:07:32.000 I don't want to overstep my bounds, but we won it as far as them acknowledging that some wrong had been committed.

08:07:39.000 But he has been here now for, gosh, for a very long period of time.

08:07:43.000 And also to be here with, if you were to ask me at any point in time...

08:07:47.000 Best top five comics, Living or Dead.

08:07:49.000 Yep.

08:07:50.000 Nick DiPaolo would always be there.

08:07:51.000 I've always said Norm MacDonald would be there.

08:07:52.000 Nick DiPaolo would be there.

08:07:54.000 I remember when I learned who Nick DiPaolo was, I had seen him, and I loved him.

08:07:58.000 I had seen him at the Just for Laughs live, but I saw so many comedians, I didn't remember his name until Joe Rogan said, you know, Carlos Mencia, that controversy back then, he said, you don't write anything.

08:08:09.000 He said, you don't inspire anybody. 0.98

08:08:10.000 When I see Dave Chappelle, when I see Nick DiPaolo on stage, I say, that motherfucker was brilliant. 0.99

08:08:14.000 I have to go home and write. 0.98

08:08:14.000 And I went, "No, you know, do you spell Nick DePaulo?" And I said, "Oh, that's the guy who had the bit!" And I said, "Okay, top five, Nick DePaulo." So being able to celebrate this with someone like, I don't know if you know this, people don't tend to have lawyers for that long of a period of time. 0.98

08:08:28.000 Gerald has been here since the very beginning where really he came on because you have a good voice for radio and you're smart.

08:08:33.000 I have a face for radios.

08:08:34.000 No, you don't.

08:08:35.000 You have a face that works everywhere, but I said you have a good voice, a good temperament, but being able to do it also with my comedy idol.

08:08:39.000 And you know what?

08:08:40.000 Gerald and I, we said this because, of course, you know when you're starting as a company, and Bill, you've been here when you're a company with three people.

08:08:46.000 It's not the same as when you're a company with ten people.

08:08:48.000 And we knew where we wanted to go, but you and I were talking about this.

08:08:51.000 These last two, three months, we said this is the team.

08:08:54.000 Yeah.

08:08:55.000 This is the team.

08:08:55.000 This is the team that we want here.

08:08:57.000 We wouldn't want to try this with any other team.

08:08:59.000 We have the right rotation right now. 0.51

08:09:01.000 We have people who not only know what they're doing, but we trust them, and we trust them to call us on our crap, too, because we never want yes men. 0.62

08:09:08.000 We want corner men, but we want people who keep us sharp.

08:09:12.000 And so this, honestly, this is not just me saying, I know that you were giving me a toast for me, and I appreciate it, but to the team who made this happen, we wouldn't be able to do this with anyone else.

08:09:20.000 Thank you guys very much.

08:09:21.000 A toast to the team here who made this happen.

08:09:23.000 Everybody.

08:09:24.000 Cheers.

08:09:24.000 Can I get more champagne, too?

08:09:32.000 Yeah.

08:09:32.000 Absolutely.

08:09:34.000 I think he's already been through two bottles.

08:09:35.000 I didn't even know we were doing cigars.

08:09:37.000 Did you know about the cigars?

08:09:38.000 Someone would have told me in 20...

08:09:40.000 Well, in 2026, I maybe would have believed it because I'd had Nick on by Skype back then.

08:09:44.000 Remember you Skype?

08:09:45.000 And I knew that I'd piss him off a few times where I'd throw some curveballs at him.

08:09:49.000 But I knew he respected the show.

08:09:52.000 It was still kind of new, but if someone were to tell me, hey, in 2015, you're going to be hosting a show that is...

08:09:58.000 First off, you're going to be hosting One Night in 2024...

08:10:01.000 The biggest election stream on earth with something that no one has ever done with one of your comedy idols is going to be there and I assume, you know, glad to be here most of the time.

08:10:11.000 Are you kidding me?

08:10:12.000 I am honored.

08:10:13.000 Seriously.

08:10:14.000 I'm not just saying...

08:10:15.000 And I knew...

08:10:16.000 Here's where I became a real crowd of fans.

08:10:18.000 When you threw my face up next to Muhammad. 1.00

08:10:20.000 I know.

08:10:21.000 I remember where I was. 1.00

08:10:22.000 But I said, this fucking guy is not playing. 0.99

08:10:27.000 Seriously, that's when I took a real interest. 0.99

08:10:28.000 It was the episode where Bob Ross paid a Mohammed. 1.00

08:10:31.000 I remember where I was driving, at the fork in the road.

08:10:33.000 I don't remember the road, but Madcap in Grand Rapids.

08:10:35.000 That's where I was at that moment in time.

08:10:37.000 And I got a call from Nick DiPaolo.

08:10:38.000 And it was one of those days where I was taking just a half day to myself.

08:10:41.000 And it says, Nick DiPaolo's calling.

08:10:42.000 I'm like, I'm going to call him right back.

08:10:43.000 Then Nick DiPaolo's calling.

08:10:44.000 And I was like, oh, Nick DiPaolo's calling.

08:10:46.000 And I pick up, he goes, you got me next to Mohammed? 1.00

08:10:49.000 Are you out of your fucking mind? 0.99

08:10:51.000 And I was like, oh, that means he saw the thumbnail. 1.00

08:10:54.000 That means he was going to check the show.

08:10:56.000 Yeah, I'm out here still touring, you know.

08:11:00.000 Can I mess with your Muslim base there? 1.00

08:11:02.000 Cancel my Doha dates.

08:11:04.000 Yeah, thanks.

08:11:05.000 I'll be at the Comedy Castle in Detroit next week.

08:11:08.000 So, no, it really is.

08:11:09.000 I'm really, really grateful.

08:11:10.000 And by the way, none of this happened without you.

08:11:13.000 We don't get Nick DiPaolo's show here.

08:11:15.000 And by the way, I'm not saying that Nick DiPaolo in any way needs a leg up for me, but it is an interesting period where you're like, hey, We have something that we can use to support somebody who, by the way, has been an unsung hero in comedy.

08:11:25.000 If you guys watched Skankfest, and you saw all of them going, they were calling him legend, like, hey, and every single one of them wants to tour with you, of course, because they want to get some of that heat, but everyone knows who Nick is in this industry.

08:11:38.000 You can go back to 2009, no, 2006 or 2007, when Joe Rogan was streaming.

08:11:45.000 From his webcam in his den.

08:11:47.000 And he was talking about Dave Chappelle, Nick DiPaolo.

08:11:50.000 He named two brilliant comics who inspired him to write Dave Chappelle, Nick DiPaolo.

08:11:56.000 And that's how long this guy has not only been around, but has been on the top of that Rushmore as far as comedians.

08:12:02.000 So that's a real honor.

08:12:03.000 And everyone out there, honestly, who made this happen, it means a lot to me.

08:12:07.000 We've been here with you for Kyle Rittenhouse.

08:12:09.000 We've been with you for the Summer of Love.

08:12:10.000 We've been with you for the other elections.

08:12:11.000 All of it.

08:12:12.000 We were with you, by the way.

08:12:13.000 COVID.

08:12:14.000 When we were suspended on YouTube and we saw too many other conservatives saying, ah, you know what, no, the election was free and fair.

08:12:20.000 And we said, nope, nope, we're not going to go along with it.

08:12:23.000 And let me tell you something else.

08:12:24.000 I couldn't be happier.

08:12:25.000 I said earlier, with Rumble Premium, Mug Club was proof.

08:12:29.000 Rumble Premium is what we were always looking to do.

08:12:32.000 Look, we knew we were biting off more than we could chew.

08:12:34.000 We have an Alex Jones on Friday, having Nick DiPaolo, bringing in shows.

08:12:37.000 And it did dawn on us, at a certain point, we're like, look, we don't have the ability to manage a whole network, but we do have the ability to bring in people to a network and to make sure that we help facilitate these people with their audiences in Rumble.

08:12:49.000 Chris Pavlovsky at Rumble said, you know what?

08:12:51.000 Yep, we get it.

08:12:52.000 Remember when we sat down with Rumble?

08:12:54.000 At that point, you know because you were looking at all those contracts.

08:12:56.000 That's one thing that people don't know.

08:12:57.000 When we talked about the contracts out there, there are about four or five on the table, and the only one that made any sense where they said, we don't want to own you at all, was Rumble.

08:13:07.000 They didn't have Rumble Premium yet.

08:13:09.000 But to be able to play out, and I'm not saying it's going to happen anytime soon, but to be able to have the faith in the franchise, to use the analogy, I know I'm probably mixing it up because I'm not a sports guy, with the people who you wanted to play for, the people who you're happy to be on the team with, and that's Chris Pavlovsky, by the way, the CEO, who's also an unsung hero, a lot of you may not know, the CEO of Rumble, where Rumble Premium is going to grow into something huge.

08:13:31.000 Huge.

08:13:32.000 Something that is unprecedented.

08:13:33.000 To be able to do that because of you guys, where you, Mug Club, the hundreds of thousands of you who joined Mug Club, without you, there would be no competitor, which is what it is going to be.

08:13:42.000 Mark my words just like tonight with our calls.

08:13:45.000 Competitor to YouTube. 0.99

08:13:46.000 To Rumble Premium, to Spotify Premium, all that shit, only they don't hate everything you stand for. 0.98

08:13:51.000 That's what Rumble Premium is going to be. 0.99

08:13:53.000 Watch.

08:13:54.000 Wait for it.

08:13:54.000 The next two, three months, you are going to see a cascade of creators coming over, getting fair deals, signing with a company they're happy to be with, and not being castrated.

08:14:05.000 So I also want a toast and a thanks to Rumble and Rumble Premium, which launched tonight.

08:14:11.000 Thank you, guys.

08:14:12.000 Genuinely.

08:14:13.000 Absolutely.

08:14:14.000 Yay! 0.99

08:14:15.000 Cheers!

08:14:19.000 Before we move on, hold on one quick, Bill, there's nothing we're going to get sued for tonight, right?

08:14:26.000 Nah! 0.99

08:14:27.000 Nah, I don't trust that!

08:14:30.000 He's thinking about his next set.

08:14:33.000 Cheers to the three or four lawyers we had.

08:14:35.000 I mean, we don't need any music.

08:14:37.000 And to say that, when you talk about the investment in the team and what's going on here, the weeks of energy spent thinking about what are going to be the different ways that could be the fuckery in this election, what are the different ways that the team has been out here investigating that, trying to be able to create a system to allow people to communicate what's going on.

08:14:57.000 Multiple lawyers...

08:14:58.000 In what we're calling the lawyer coven in the back, who are literally going through all of the different investigative leads that are coming in through the team.

08:15:06.000 And that collaboration, I mean, it's a well-oiled machine in order to be able to provide the best, most accurate and fastest information as the circumstances are changing.

08:15:16.000 It really is something that I think used to happen in media back before it became what it is today.

08:15:23.000 Yeah.

08:15:23.000 It's a throwback to a time when you could really trust that people were dedicated to the truth.

08:15:28.000 It's amazing.

08:15:29.000 And you know what else, too?

08:15:30.000 This is something really...

08:15:30.000 And I do want to go to your thing real quick.

08:15:32.000 But, Bill, have you and I had knock-down, drag-out brawls as far as arguments?

08:15:36.000 Always.

08:15:37.000 Gerald, have you and I had knock-down, drag-out brawl arguments?

08:15:39.000 Yes.

08:15:39.000 I called you Justin.

08:15:39.000 Nick, everyone already knows that you and I have...

08:15:42.000 Josh, not so much because you're... 1.00

08:15:44.000 I kiss all the ass, baby. 1.00

08:15:44.000 No. 1.00

08:15:45.000 It's just because you're so nice.

08:15:47.000 You're so lovable.

08:15:47.000 But we had disagreements on stuff.

08:15:49.000 Sure, sure.

08:15:50.000 But my point is...

08:15:50.000 Abortion's the biggest one.

08:15:51.000 It's happening right now.

08:15:52.000 Yes.

08:15:52.000 Well, we have had those.

08:15:53.000 Just kidding.

08:15:54.000 But you know what?

08:15:54.000 Being able to have...

08:15:55.000 Single-ish controller.

08:15:56.000 And everyone...

08:15:57.000 I mean, probably not as much with Noodles and Billy the Kid.

08:15:59.000 But we've had those arguments.

08:16:00.000 And being able to have those arguments and knowing that we're having those arguments because it makes what we do better.

08:16:06.000 And some of those, you were right about.

08:16:08.000 And I think some of those, when you look back, I was like, no, no, no, Bill.

08:16:11.000 Oh, there's definitely some of the ones you were right.

08:16:13.000 Absolutely.

08:16:14.000 Few and far between with half Asian build.

08:16:16.000 Don't get me wrong.

08:16:17.000 But being able to have a team of people who you can fight with and understand that you're fighting with them because you're both fighting together for something more important than yourselves and that you know as soon as that fight's over, you're going to come back and go, okay, all right.

08:16:32.000 How do we put a plan together to make what we all want to happen, happen?

08:16:36.000 I really mean that.

08:16:37.000 Look, if you have friends in your life and if you have a spouse in your life, if the most important people in your life are not people you can fight with and even fight with on things that you both kind of agree on, But maybe disagree on the way to get there?

08:16:52.000 Well, get yourself some of those because I'm surrounded with those people in this room and I'm really, really grateful that we're able to do that and to know that we're all fighting for the same cause, the same reason.

08:17:01.000 And I know that every single one of you in Mug Club are one of those. 1.00

08:17:04.000 There's a toast to that.

08:17:06.000 Cheers.

08:17:07.000 Can I make a toast?

08:17:08.000 Yeah!

08:17:08.000 Well, hold on.

08:17:09.000 We gotta...

08:17:09.000 Oh, sorry.

08:17:10.000 We gotta celebrate.

08:17:11.000 There's nothing in left in this.

08:17:12.000 I'm also just...

08:17:13.000 I'm also trying to buy time because Pops Cracker's gonna come in with some I Told You So.

08:17:17.000 I'd like to make a toast.

08:17:18.000 I've been...

08:17:19.000 It's November, so I've been here full-time for a year now.

08:17:21.000 Yes!

08:17:22.000 And this has been awesome.

08:17:23.000 We won tonight.

08:17:25.000 I feel like a winner.

08:17:27.000 You know, there's so many things I'm not a part of, but I like to be included.

08:17:30.000 So that's nice.

08:17:32.000 And there's nothing in here.

08:17:33.000 I drank six beers today.

08:17:34.000 All right.

08:17:35.000 We'll fill you up with another one.

08:17:37.000 That's slow.

08:17:39.000 He's so lovable.

08:17:41.000 Chris is on CNN. So lovable.

08:17:43.000 One final toast.

08:17:43.000 All right.

08:17:44.000 I'm going to go to CNN. That's Chris.

08:17:45.000 Right there.

08:17:46.000 Oh, that's Chris right now.

08:17:47.000 Oh, Chris right now is on CNN. Chris Bablowski, CEO of Rubble.

08:17:49.000 There we go.

08:17:50.000 Look.

08:17:51.000 He looks like a ghost.

08:17:52.000 He looks like a ghost right there.

08:17:54.000 He's in the corner just kind of kneeling over.

08:17:56.000 Yeah, right there kneeling down.

08:17:57.000 His head is down.

08:17:58.000 There he is.

08:17:59.000 Oh, he looks like he's stressed.

08:18:02.000 You know he's had some DOS attacks tonight.

08:18:06.000 He was super stressed.

08:18:07.000 Our streams were massive, massive stuff.

08:18:09.000 Also, one more before you say it.

08:18:11.000 One toast to everyone.

08:18:12.000 James Woods, who doesn't drink.

08:18:15.000 To Alex Jones.

08:18:16.000 Dan Bongino.

08:18:18.000 Oh, we didn't have Jeremy from the Quartering on yet.

08:18:20.000 Tim Pool.

08:18:22.000 I'm trying to think.

08:18:22.000 Of course, True the Vote.

08:18:24.000 Who else am I missing here right now?

08:18:26.000 Russell Brand, of course.

08:18:27.000 If I'm missing anybody, please let me know.

08:18:29.000 Donald Trump Jr.

08:18:30.000 Who's going to be on Rumble Premier.

08:18:31.000 A toast to everyone who has made tonight happen.

08:18:34.000 How about your undercover team?

08:18:35.000 Oh, well, yeah, of course.

08:18:36.000 Well, that was part of the team we were talking about.

08:18:38.000 But yes, to everybody who has appeared tonight, I was going to save a toast specifically for them individually, but all right.

08:18:45.000 Fine, fine, I guess.

08:18:45.000 Let's just throw them in.

08:18:46.000 They don't deserve any special.

08:18:47.000 To the guests and undercover team, a toast!

08:18:51.000 And because there's so many toasts, we will definitely need some refills, guys.

08:19:02.000 Gerald, you had something you wanted to say.

08:19:03.000 A lot of things.

08:19:04.000 So, first off, I don't know that...

08:19:06.000 Most people don't know this.

08:19:07.000 You and I, when we set out with Rumble, we basically leveraged and mortgaged Mug Club and this company on getting to where we are today.

08:19:18.000 It wasn't an easy route.

08:19:20.000 We didn't just take the easy way.

08:19:22.000 We spent a lot of money on people and everything else to make it to this point to be able to do what we did tonight.

08:19:29.000 There was a period there of six months.

08:19:30.000 It's kind of like landing the plane a little bit.

08:19:32.000 We're like, alright, we've got to land the plane on this thing.

08:19:33.000 We really need this to work.

08:19:35.000 We're kind of betting everything on this.

08:19:38.000 Trump, I think, is coming out here in just a second.

08:19:40.000 Do we have him?

08:19:41.000 I don't see him on this TV, so pull up something else that has Donald Trump on there.

08:19:44.000 Looks like there's commercials on.

08:19:45.000 There's commercials right now.

08:19:46.000 That's CNN. So should we not play the closing song and wait for Donald Trump to speak?

08:19:50.000 We'll wait for Donald Trump to speak before we do that.

08:19:51.000 We have a couple of other things to say.

08:19:53.000 But I just want to make sure everybody understands that you and I had this plan.

08:19:56.000 Like, hey, we're going to do this and we're going to get to where we need to be.

08:19:59.000 So there's some better cheersing material for you.

08:20:01.000 It looks like Trump is on screen right now.

08:20:02.000 Trump is walking out.

08:20:04.000 Oh, sorry.

08:20:05.000 Hold on, hold on.

08:20:06.000 Let me just...

08:20:06.000 And for Josh and for...

08:20:09.000 President-elect.

08:20:10.000 Current president-elect.

08:20:11.000 Hey, there's that guy.

08:20:13.000 He was on the show earlier tonight.

08:20:14.000 And by the way, we do have actually a song for you guys that we had for the last election that we didn't get to use.

08:20:21.000 The final saga of the Rent song, Seasons of Love, for when Donald Trump won.

08:20:27.000 And we're going to actually have that here at the end of the show.

08:20:29.000 But right now, we want to go live to the president-elect Donald J. Trump.

08:20:35.000 Not Donald J. Harris.

08:20:36.000 Let's hear what this man has to say.

08:20:37.000 Hey, that's a guy who was shot at.

08:20:39.000 And they tried to kill.

08:20:41.000 They tried to lock him up. 0.98

08:20:42.000 They tried to kill him.

08:20:43.000 They tried to render him ineligible. 0.88

08:20:44.000 And guess what?

08:20:45.000 It's the greatest comeback in all of American political history.

08:20:49.000 Let's go to him right now.

08:20:54.000 Yeah, baby.

08:20:56.000 Of course.

08:20:56.000 Guy's a winner.

08:20:58.000 Guy's just a winner, man.

08:21:01.000 There's Barrett.

08:21:02.000 I really think this is his third win. 0.99

08:21:05.000 Dude, Barrett is so fucking tall. 0.99

08:21:06.000 He's so tall. 0.99

08:21:07.000 My God.

08:21:08.000 Yes, he is.

08:21:09.000 6'7".

08:21:10.000 They had a special camera just for him to be in the shot.

08:21:12.000 Look, he's out of the shot. 0.86

08:21:13.000 Monster.

08:21:14.000 And make sure you guys put on the speaker, if you haven't, Billy the Kid, for people who are here waiting in the wings.

08:21:19.000 And anyone who needs a refill, just let them know because they're going to be bringing it up.

08:21:23.000 Hey, can we check in with the...

08:21:25.000 I don't hear any partying back there.

08:21:27.000 Can we check in with the people at work camp?

08:21:28.000 We don't need a singer. 0.98

08:21:29.000 Just check in.

08:21:30.000 Check in.

08:21:31.000 There we go.

08:21:32.000 Guys, I don't hear you partying.

08:21:33.000 I see you on your phones.

08:21:35.000 Let's hear you out there partying.

08:21:36.000 Come on, guys.

08:21:38.000 It's Lee Greenwood.

08:21:39.000 Eric, the guy in the other vest.

08:21:42.000 Oh, it's Bailey.

08:21:44.000 Guys, turn to the camera and give us a fist pump if you can see this. 0.58

08:21:47.000 There's Sam from HR. Even you, you son of a bitch. 1.00

08:21:49.000 Are you guys even watching the stream? 1.00

08:21:51.000 Are you guys even watching?

08:21:52.000 There he is!

08:21:54.000 Let's see some partying out there.

08:21:56.000 This is the celebration of the internet.

08:21:58.000 Hey, my longest standing employee, Brodigan, back in the day when I paid him all I could afford, and it was less than he was worth, but he stuck around.

08:22:05.000 There's Nancy. 0.78

08:22:05.000 Six Emmys. 0.78

08:22:06.000 The bitch got six Emmys. 1.00

08:22:08.000 The bitch got six Emmys. 1.00

08:22:10.000 And I say that out of love. 1.00

08:22:12.000 All right.

08:22:13.000 Let's go to Donald Trump, everybody.

08:22:15.000 ...movement like nobody's ever seen before.

08:22:19.000 And...

08:22:23.000 You can bring it up on the speakers, guys, because we're all in this room.

08:22:26.000 We have a bunch of people you can't see in this room.

08:22:27.000 Bring it up on the speakers.

08:22:28.000 There's ever been anything like this in this country and maybe beyond.

08:22:33.000 And now it's going to reach a new level of importance because we're going to...

08:22:37.000 Watch, he's going to say there's going to be a president for all Americans.

08:22:39.000 Watch.

08:22:40.000 He's going to take this opportunity to unify.

08:22:42.000 They won't accept it, but he's going to do it.

08:22:44.000 He just said, heal.

08:22:46.000 And it needs help very badly.

08:22:49.000 We're going to fix our borders. 0.97

08:22:51.000 We're going to fix everything about our country.

08:22:55.000 We've made history for a reason tonight, and the reason is going to be just that.

08:23:00.000 We overcame obstacles that nobody thought possible, and it is now clear that we've achieved the most incredible political thing.

08:23:10.000 Look what happened.

08:23:11.000 Is this crazy?

08:23:12.000 This is great.

08:23:15.000 Yeah, buddy.

08:23:18.000 Vice President.

08:23:19.000 J.D. Vance is like, people are going to try and kill me now.

08:23:22.000 I need to go to bed and wake up and fix it.

08:23:24.000 Nothing like this.

08:23:25.000 I want to thank the American people for the extraordinary honor of being elected your 47th president and your 45th president.

08:23:35.000 Yeah.

08:23:35.000 Toss it in there.

08:23:37.000 Love him.

08:23:39.000 And to every citizen, I will fight for you, for your family, and your future.

08:23:45.000 Every single day, I will be fighting for you, and with every breath in my body, I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe, and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve.

08:24:00.000 This will truly be the golden age of America.

08:24:04.000 That's what we have to have.

08:24:10.000 This is a magnificent victory for the American people that will allow us to make America great again.

08:24:19.000 There you go.

08:24:22.000 And in addition to having won the battleground states of North Carolina, I love these places.

08:24:30.000 Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

08:24:36.000 We are now winning in Michigan, Arizona, Nevada, and Alaska, which would result in us carrying at least 315 electoral votes.

08:24:48.000 Wow!

08:24:49.000 4,000 electoral votes.

08:24:51.000 70 million.

08:24:53.000 But it's much easier doing what the networks did, or whoever called it.

08:24:58.000 We did.

08:24:58.000 We called it.

08:24:59.000 Because there was no other path.

08:25:01.000 There was no other path to victory.

08:25:04.000 We also have won the popular vote.

08:25:09.000 That was great.

08:25:10.000 Huge.

08:25:11.000 Yeah.

08:25:12.000 I mean, as far as we know.

08:25:14.000 He's six million up or something like that.

08:25:16.000 Is he?

08:25:17.000 Yeah.

08:25:17.000 In the popular vote.

08:25:19.000 Yes.

08:25:20.000 Thank you.

08:25:21.000 West Coast.

08:25:22.000 Uh-oh.

08:25:23.000 Yeah, it's a lot.

08:25:25.000 99.9.

08:25:26.000 But, you know, it was short-lived, but it felt good.

08:25:28.000 It's good, yeah.

08:25:29.000 Live it up, kid.

08:25:30.000 Winning the popular vote was very nice, very nice, I will tell you.

08:25:34.000 What's the yonder over on him staying alive?

08:25:37.000 We have a great feeling of love in this very large room.

08:25:40.000 Now that's if they certify it.

08:25:42.000 Unbelievable people standing by my side.

08:25:44.000 These people have been incredible.

08:25:47.000 They've made the journey with me, and...

08:25:50.000 We're going to make you very happy.

08:25:52.000 We're going to make you very proud of your vote.

08:25:54.000 I hope that you're going to be looking back someday and say that was one of the truly important moments of my life when I voted for this group of people beyond the president, this group of great people.

08:26:11.000 America has given us an unprecedented And powerful mandate.

08:26:17.000 There's not.

08:26:18.000 We have taken back control of the Senate.

08:26:22.000 Wow, that's great.

08:26:27.000 The Senate races in Montana, Nevada, Texas, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, were all won by the MAGA movement.

08:26:46.000 They helped so much.

08:26:47.000 The MAGA movement.

08:26:49.000 How pissed is Pelosi right now?

08:26:51.000 You think her husband's wishing he had a guy with tighty-whities and a hammer?

08:26:53.000 Yes.

08:26:54.000 Someone to cuddle at night.

08:26:56.000 It was his second worst night in the last few years.

08:27:00.000 It's okay.

08:27:00.000 He's going to be just fine with his investments.

08:27:04.000 We did tele-rallies with each one of them, and sometimes we did two or three, and it was amazing to look at all of those victories.

08:27:11.000 Nobody expected that.

08:27:13.000 Nobody.

08:27:14.000 So I just wanted to thank you very much for that.

08:27:16.000 And you have some great senators and some great new senators.

08:27:21.000 And it also looks like we'll be keeping control of the House of Representatives.

08:27:26.000 There you go.

08:27:27.000 We'll have our data people come in and they'll give us an update on the Senate and the House as well.

08:27:31.000 Because look, we're here to celebrate with you tonight all of the victories.

08:27:35.000 I think he's doing a terrific job.

08:27:37.000 Terrific job.

08:27:39.000 I want to also thank my beautiful wife Melania, First Lady.

08:27:43.000 Again.

08:27:45.000 And by the way, that's not just lip service when he says beautiful.

08:27:48.000 She fine!

08:27:51.000 So by the way, go to CrowderShop.com.

08:27:54.000 You don't need to confirm.

08:27:54.000 Fact check fine.

08:27:55.000 47% off the entire site, CrowderShop.com, not just the shirt, and I spilled all of my wine on my iPad.

08:28:16.000 Somebody shut him off.

08:28:18.000 My amazing children, and they are amazing children.

08:28:21.000 We're about due for some new iPads.

08:28:23.000 And we all think our children are amazing.

08:28:24.000 Everybody here thinks their children are amazing.

08:28:27.000 Not Joe Biden.

08:28:30.000 But Don, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, Barron.

08:28:35.000 Barron!

08:28:36.000 That big pass said Barron with extra height.

08:28:40.000 Barron, not like Kamala's womb, it's his name.

08:28:45.000 We had to raise the flags because of it.

08:28:47.000 My father-in-law, Victor.

08:28:48.000 Kamala's womb is where they filmed Dune. 0.96

08:28:52.000 Melania's mother, Amalia.

08:28:54.000 We miss Amalia, don't we, huh?

08:28:57.000 She would be very happy.

08:28:59.000 She'd be so proud.

08:29:01.000 She was a great woman, that one.

08:29:03.000 Beautiful inside and out.

08:29:06.000 Every inch of her.

08:29:07.000 I want to be the first to congratulate...

08:29:12.000 Our great, now I can say, vice president-elect of the United States.

08:29:16.000 Yeah!

08:29:18.000 There you go.

08:29:20.000 Yeah, probably eight years in advance.

08:29:22.000 So much excitement.

08:29:23.000 Love that guy. 1.00

08:29:23.000 Good luck to whoever has to debate that son of a bitch. 1.00

08:29:26.000 I know! 1.00

08:29:29.000 What a pick that was.

08:29:30.000 You think Tim Walls right now is going, maybe I shouldn't have ordered for him.

08:29:35.000 Yeah, that's the big one.

08:29:41.000 And he's a feisty guy, isn't he?

08:29:43.000 You know, I've said, go into the enemy camp.

08:29:47.000 And you know the enemy camp is certain networks.

08:29:51.000 A lot of people are like, sir, do I have to do that?

08:29:55.000 He just goes, okay.

08:29:56.000 Which one?

08:29:57.000 CNN, MSDNC? He'll say, thank you very much.

08:30:03.000 He's like the only guy I've ever seen.

08:30:05.000 He really looks forward to it.

08:30:06.000 And then he just goes and absolutely obliterates them.

08:30:13.000 And he does it with class.

08:30:15.000 Love this.

08:30:15.000 I love this.

08:30:16.000 Come here.

08:30:16.000 Go clean up your booze.

08:30:19.000 I'm cleaning up my booze.

08:30:20.000 Love it. 0.95

08:30:26.000 People are going to try and kill me now.

08:30:28.000 I know.

08:30:29.000 That's exactly what I was...

08:30:30.000 Jerry!

08:30:31.000 Jerry!

08:30:32.000 I appreciate you allowing me to join you on this incredible journey.

08:30:37.000 I thank you for the trust that you placed in me.

08:30:40.000 And I think that we just witnessed the greatest political comeback in the history of the United States of America.

08:30:46.000 Who said hell yeah?

08:30:47.000 That's right.

08:30:47.000 We are proud of it.

08:30:48.000 Who said that?

08:30:53.000 They were watching.

08:30:54.000 And under President Trump's leadership, we're never going to stop fighting for you, for your dreams, for the future of your children, and after the greatest political comeback in American history, we're going to leave the greatest economic comeback in American history under Donald Trump's leadership.

08:31:09.000 He always knows what to say, man.

08:31:10.000 Boom.

08:31:12.000 You can hear how excited that guy is.

08:31:14.000 Yeah.

08:31:15.000 He knows you can get stuff done.

08:31:18.000 You gotta get some cool, dude.

08:31:19.000 Yeah, he's cool.

08:31:21.000 He's turned out to be a good choice.

08:31:23.000 Yes, indeed.

08:31:25.000 I took a little heat at the beginning, but he was...

08:31:29.000 I knew the brain was a good one, about as good as it gets.

08:31:34.000 And we love the family, and we're going to have a great four years, and we're going to turn our country around, make it something very special.

08:31:41.000 And then hand it to him.

08:31:42.000 It lost that little...

08:31:45.000 It lost that little...

08:31:49.000 That little thing called special, we have to make it so, we're going to make this so great.

08:31:54.000 It's the greatest country and potentially the greatest country in the world by far and right now we're going to just work very hard to get all of that back.

08:32:03.000 We're going to make it the best it's ever been.

08:32:05.000 We can do that.

08:32:06.000 We just, if we had to wait longer, I don't know, it was going bad and it was going bad fast.

08:32:12.000 We're going to have to seal up those borders and we're going to have to let people come into our country. 1.00

08:32:19.000 We want people to come back in, but we have to let them come back in, but they have to come in legally. 0.92

08:32:28.000 They have to come in legally.

08:32:30.000 Let me also express my tremendous Appreciation for Susie and Chris, the job you did.

08:32:40.000 I just heard that Putin is withdrawing from Ukraine.

08:32:44.000 Yes, exactly. 0.99

08:32:49.000 Listen, I hope that not everybody thinks I'm giant pussy, but we all know how this one goes from here on now. 0.99

08:32:55.000 My table will be slightly smaller. 0.99

08:32:58.000 For you, for you, as small as you need.

08:33:01.000 Yes, like a two-top. 0.94

08:33:02.000 Who the hell is this guy?

08:33:06.000 That is the bad guy from Iron Man. 0.81

08:33:09.000 He's the guy after whom the disguised glasses were modeled.

08:33:15.000 He's going to be a hell of a great 47th president.

08:33:17.000 And this team that we had...

08:33:19.000 No, that's the wrong guy.

08:33:20.000 Groucho Marx.

08:33:21.000 Of course, even my boss, Susie Wiles, the best.

08:33:24.000 Thank you.

08:33:29.000 Thank you.

08:33:30.000 And thank you, Susie.

08:33:31.000 Look at this.

08:33:32.000 She's shot.

08:33:33.000 I've never seen her be shot before.

08:33:35.000 Susie.

08:33:37.000 Thank you to the Bridget Nielsen shoulder pads over my right.

08:33:41.000 Yes.

08:33:43.000 They're as sharp as J.D. Vance.

08:33:46.000 Like she said, they're not soldiers, they're sportsmen.

08:33:49.000 Something like that, right?

08:33:51.000 A star is born, Elon.

08:33:53.000 There we go.

08:33:55.000 How about that?

08:33:56.000 How about that?

08:33:57.000 That guy's gonna come in like a wrecking ball.

08:33:59.000 Oh my god.

08:34:00.000 He doesn't have to wear granny panties. 1.00

08:34:02.000 Fucking chainsaw. 1.00

08:34:04.000 Philadelphia and different parts of Pennsylvania campaigning. 0.99

08:34:09.000 You know, he sent the rocket up two weeks ago, and I saw that rocket, and I saw it coming down.

08:34:15.000 I saw it.

08:34:16.000 When it left, it was beautiful, shiny white.

08:34:19.000 When it came down, it didn't look so pretty.

08:34:21.000 It was going 10,000 miles an hour, and it was burning like hell.

08:34:25.000 I said, what happened to your paint job?

08:34:26.000 He said, we've never made a paint that could withstand that kind of heat.

08:34:30.000 And I said, come down and turn around.

08:34:34.000 And it was, you know, it's like 22 stories tall, by the way.

08:34:37.000 It looks a little smaller than that, but it's big.

08:34:40.000 And it came down and down, and you saw that fire burning.

08:34:45.000 And I'm saying, only Elon can do this.

08:34:47.000 It must be an Elon.

08:34:49.000 And I tell the story.

08:34:50.000 I told it last night.

08:34:51.000 I had a man on the phone.

08:34:53.000 It's a plane!

08:34:54.000 It's Elon!

08:34:57.000 He parallel parked it.

08:35:00.000 Parallel.

08:35:05.000 Between him and Wayne Newton.

08:35:06.000 You know, I was president, and now it looks like I was going to be maybe president again, so I figured I could ask him to hold.

08:35:14.000 It's your third win, sir.

08:35:15.000 He looks younger now than when he left office.

08:35:17.000 I know, isn't he?

08:35:18.000 He does.

08:35:19.000 He looks better.

08:35:20.000 He's not orange.

08:35:21.000 He's actually tan, though.

08:35:22.000 I went carnivore!

08:35:26.000 If you go to the right Sephora consultant, you can get anything done.

08:35:31.000 I need to do that.

08:35:33.000 That looks like a tan, not orange.

08:35:35.000 What a difference, right?

08:35:37.000 I put the phone down.

08:35:39.000 Bad part.

08:35:40.000 I didn't pick it up for 45 minutes and he was holding.

08:35:43.000 But this spaceship came down, and I saw those engines firing, and it looked like it was over, it was gonna smash, and then I saw the fire pour out from the left side, and I put it straight, and it came down so gently, and then it wrapped those arms around it.

08:36:00.000 Then I realized that I was talking to the furnace when my parents were gone. 0.99

08:36:06.000 Garbage monoxide poisoning's a bitch. 0.99

08:36:11.000 You think Kamala's watching this? 1.00

08:36:13.000 I think Kamala is already in a drunken stupor. 1.00

08:36:17.000 Since yesterday.

08:36:20.000 Can the United States do it other than you?

08:36:22.000 No.

08:36:23.000 Nobody can do that.

08:36:24.000 I said, that's why I love you, Elon.

08:36:26.000 That's great.

08:36:27.000 He goes, can Russia do it?

08:36:28.000 Can China do it? 0.95

08:36:29.000 Tragic hurricane, Helene, and it hit, in particular, it hit North Carolina.

08:36:36.000 They were really devastated the water.

08:36:37.000 This was a big water, as big as we've ever seen, water hurricane.

08:36:41.000 It built lakes out of So, he's honest.

08:37:01.000 That's right.

08:37:03.000 By the way, our merch shop is seeing unprecedented traffic, so people go there right now.

08:37:08.000 CrowderShop.com, 47% off the entire site.

08:37:11.000 Rumble premium tonight.

08:37:12.000 Last time you get your mug in the shop.

08:37:14.000 That's what keeps us here for the next election.

08:37:16.000 We're going to have our data analysts on after this to give you some inside baseball.

08:37:21.000 Did we ever get the gold coin?

08:37:23.000 Can you get it?

08:37:24.000 He had that there so fast.

08:37:26.000 And it was great.

08:37:28.000 It saved a lot of lives.

08:37:29.000 He saved a lot of lives.

08:37:31.000 But he's a character.

08:37:32.000 He's a special guy.

08:37:33.000 He's a super genius.

08:37:34.000 We have to protect our geniuses.

08:37:36.000 We don't have that many of them.

08:37:38.000 We have to protect our super geniuses.

08:37:41.000 I want to thank some of the guys.

08:37:42.000 You know, we have...

08:37:43.000 Not the baby geniuses.

08:37:44.000 Turns out they're not as smart as we thought.

08:37:47.000 And the sequel was disappointing.

08:37:51.000 Just a little bit.

08:37:52.000 Bryson DeChambeau is up here someplace.

08:37:54.000 He's talking about golfers now.

08:37:56.000 Bryce DeChambeau.

08:37:58.000 Where is he?

08:38:01.000 Bryson!

08:38:03.000 Oh.

08:38:04.000 Oh.

08:38:07.000 He's hitting balls.

08:38:09.000 Oh, he's on the way.

08:38:11.000 He's hitting balls.

08:38:13.000 I bet so.

08:38:14.000 Bryson.

08:38:17.000 Oh, look at him.

08:38:18.000 He probably is hitting balls to me.

08:38:21.000 I know.

08:38:22.000 Hits him a mile, too.

08:38:24.000 He had a great...

08:38:25.000 He's got a great career going.

08:38:27.000 Great U.S. Open, Bryson.

08:38:29.000 That's a fantastic job.

08:38:31.000 And we also have a Mandana White who has done some of that.

08:38:34.000 Surrounded by winners.

08:38:36.000 Yep.

08:38:37.000 The team he's assembled is insane.

08:38:39.000 That's right.

08:38:40.000 It really is.

08:38:41.000 So Dana started UFC. 0.93

08:38:49.000 Richer than me.

08:38:51.000 Do you mind if I use Nobody wanted to give them a rinse because they said it's a rough sport, a little rough.

08:38:58.000 And I helped him out a little bit, and I went, and I said, this is the roughest sport I've ever seen, but I began to like it, and he loved it, and nobody's done a better job in sports.

08:39:10.000 By the way, he's saying this when Donald Trump, I believe, was part owner in Affliction that competed with the UFC for a period of time.

08:39:17.000 So they had pay-per-views that competed, and they're still friends.

08:39:23.000 Isn't that something?

08:39:24.000 I'd like to ask Danny just to say a couple of words, because people love to hear from him.

08:39:27.000 Thank you.

08:39:28.000 Nobody deserves this more than him, and nobody deserves this more than his family does.

08:39:40.000 This is what happens when the machine comes after you.

08:39:44.000 What you've seen over the last several years, this is what it looks like.

08:39:48.000 We know what that's like, don't we, Gerald?

08:39:50.000 He keeps going forward.

08:39:51.000 He doesn't quit.

08:39:52.000 He's the most resilient, hard-working man I've ever met in my life.

08:39:55.000 His family are incredible people.

08:39:57.000 This is karma, ladies and gentlemen.

08:39:59.000 He deserves this.

08:40:00.000 They deserve it as a family.

08:40:02.000 Amen.

08:40:04.000 That's the highlight there.

08:40:05.000 By the way, pardoning myself, day one.

08:40:08.000 Theo Vaughn, bustle with the boys, and last but not least, the mighty and powerful Joe Rogan.

08:40:16.000 Smokes a lot of pot, but that's okay.

08:40:20.000 Have a good night.

08:40:21.000 It's okay now.

08:40:23.000 It's okay.

08:40:24.000 Great interviews.

08:40:27.000 No live streams for election night, but that's okay.

08:40:29.000 Who would have thought that a teetotaler would be the guy who wins over Joe Rogan's audience and the alternative media?

08:40:35.000 The guy who's never touched a drink, never touched a drug.

08:40:40.000 Talk about a rebuttal to identity politics.

08:40:45.000 A guy like this should not be winning over people like you.

08:40:49.000 That's inspiring.

08:40:51.000 And I can't get on Rogan because I defended him.

08:40:55.000 We're going to pay you back.

08:40:56.000 We're going to do the best job.

08:40:58.000 We're going to turn it around.

08:41:00.000 It's got to be turned around.

08:41:01.000 It's got to be turned around fast.

08:41:03.000 And we're going to turn it around.

08:41:05.000 We're going to do it in every way.

08:41:06.000 So many ways, but we're going to do it in every way.

08:41:08.000 This will forever be remembered as the day the American people regained control of their country.

08:41:18.000 Yeah, you're here.

08:41:20.000 It's absolutely true.

08:41:20.000 So I just want to say that...

08:41:23.000 On behalf of this great group of people, these are hard-working people, these are fantastic people, and we can add a few names like Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

08:41:33.000 He came out.

08:41:34.000 You're talking about me?

08:41:35.000 He's going to land.

08:41:37.000 Robert, a talk drop, please.

08:41:39.000 Something.

08:41:41.000 I need a secret.

08:41:42.000 You've got half a million votes in California.

08:41:44.000 By the way, guys, Trump won promo code merch shop.

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08:42:00.000 Don't miss out.

08:42:03.000 Don't be that guy.

08:42:04.000 Leave the oil to me.

08:42:07.000 Is that Lara on the left?

08:42:11.000 Looking good.

08:42:14.000 Stay away from the liquid golden.

08:42:16.000 Other than that, go have a good time, Bobby.

08:42:20.000 We're going to be paying that.

08:42:22.000 Nobody else can do.

08:42:27.000 That's fair.

08:42:29.000 All of Houston is like, alright, sweet.

08:42:33.000 We have the greatest people also.

08:42:35.000 Maybe that's the most important thing.

08:42:36.000 This campaign has been so historic in so many ways.

08:42:41.000 We've Built the biggest, the broadest, the most unified coalition.

08:42:47.000 They've never seen anything like it in all of American history.

08:42:51.000 They've never seen it.

08:42:52.000 Young and old, men and women, rural and urban.

08:42:55.000 And we had them all helping us tonight, when you think.

08:42:58.000 I mean, I was looking at it.

08:43:00.000 I was watching it.

08:43:00.000 They had some great analysis of the people that voted for us.

08:43:04.000 Nobody's ever seen anything like that.

08:43:06.000 Nobody.

08:43:07.000 They came from all quarters.

08:43:09.000 Union, non-union, African-American, Hispanic-American, Asian-American, Arab-American, Muslim-American.

08:43:18.000 We had everybody, and it was beautiful.

08:43:21.000 It was...

08:43:22.000 A historic realignment.

08:43:25.000 Uniting citizens of all backgrounds around a common core of common sense.

08:43:31.000 You know, we're the party of common sense.

08:43:33.000 We want to have borders.

08:43:35.000 We want to have security.

08:43:37.000 We want to have things to be good and safe.

08:43:39.000 We want great education.

08:43:41.000 We want a strong and powerful military.

08:43:44.000 And ideally, we don't have to use it.

08:43:46.000 You know, we had no wars.

08:43:47.000 Four years, we had no wars.

08:43:49.000 Except we defeated ISIS. Yeah, this guy sure sounds like a warmonger.

08:43:55.000 But we had no wars.

08:43:56.000 They said he will start a war.

08:43:58.000 I'm not going to start a war.

08:43:59.000 I'm going to stop wars.

08:44:00.000 But this is also a massive victory for democracy and for freedom.

08:44:06.000 Together we're going to unlock America's glorious destiny.

08:44:09.000 We're going to achieve the most incredible future for our people.

08:44:14.000 Yesterday as I stood at my last stop on the campaign trail, I'll never be doing a rally again.

08:44:20.000 Can you believe it?

08:44:21.000 I think we've done 900 rallies approximately.

08:44:25.000 Can you imagine?

08:44:27.000 Until my book!

08:44:30.000 You know what's crazy?

08:44:31.000 They're going to start in tomorrow back again.

08:44:34.000 He's never going to leave office.

08:44:37.000 He's going to stay in.

08:44:39.000 Three times he's already said.

08:44:41.000 Because a guy, by the way, who's a dictator, goes through the democratic process, which Kamala Harris did not, goes through, wins the votes, gets the people's mandate, We're going to make our country better than it ever has been.

08:44:55.000 I said that many people have told me that God spared my life for a reason.

08:45:05.000 There you go.

08:45:08.000 And that reason was to save our country and to restore America to greatness.

08:45:14.000 And now we are going to fulfill that mission together.

08:45:17.000 We're going to fulfill that mission.

08:45:20.000 The task before us will not be easy, but I will bring every ounce of energy, spirit, and fight that I have in my soul to the job that you've entrusted to me.

08:45:33.000 This is a great job.

08:45:34.000 There's no job like this.

08:45:36.000 This is the most important job in the world.

08:45:41.000 Just as I did in my first term, we had a great first term, a great, great first term.

08:45:47.000 I will govern by a simple motto.

08:45:50.000 Promises made, promises kept.

08:45:52.000 We're going to keep our promises.

08:45:55.000 Nothing will stop me from keeping my word to you, the people.

08:45:59.000 We will...

08:46:00.000 Make America safe, strong, prosperous, powerful, and free again.

08:46:04.000 And I'm asking every citizen all across our land to join me in this noble and righteous endeavor.

08:46:10.000 That's what it is.

08:46:11.000 It's time to put the divisions of the past four years behind us.

08:46:17.000 It's time to unite.

08:46:18.000 And we're going to try.

08:46:20.000 We're going to try.

08:46:20.000 We have to try.

08:46:22.000 And it's going to happen.

08:46:23.000 Success will bring us together.

08:46:25.000 I've seen that.

08:46:26.000 I've seen that.

08:46:28.000 I saw that in the first term.

08:46:30.000 When we became more and more successful, people started coming together.

08:46:35.000 Success is going to bring us together and we are going to start by all putting America first.

08:46:43.000 We have to put our country first for at least a period of time.

08:46:46.000 We have to fix it.

08:46:47.000 Because together we can truly make America great again for all Americans.

08:46:52.000 So I want to just Tell you what a great honor this is.

08:46:56.000 I want to thank you.

08:46:57.000 I will not let you down.

08:46:59.000 America's future will be bigger, better, bolder, richer, safer, and stronger than it has ever been before.

08:47:07.000 God bless you, and God bless America.

08:47:09.000 Thank you very much.

08:47:11.000 There we go.

08:47:12.000 Hit the toast there, Billy the Kid.

08:47:15.000 And you know what, guys?

08:47:22.000 If I can take the floor here for literally...

08:47:24.000 Two minutes.

08:47:26.000 Ah, sure, your name's on the wall.

08:47:27.000 Go ahead.

08:47:27.000 You know what, Pops Crotter, come on out real quick.

08:47:29.000 Pops Crotter, and I don't know if we can go to the long shot.

08:47:31.000 Pops Crotter can just come on out.

08:47:32.000 No, no, you can stay right there, Bill.

08:47:34.000 Just so people can see Pops Crotter.

08:47:35.000 And George the Greek, come on out here.

08:47:37.000 You guys, come on, because we're going to bring you out in just a second.

08:47:40.000 Go to the long shot here, Toolman, so people can see.

08:47:43.000 This is just a small sample of everyone.

08:47:45.000 There you go.

08:47:46.000 Who we have, and Nick, Josh, Gerald, everyone here.

08:47:50.000 I do want to give some more toast afterwards and just so you know, please do stick around because we're going to give you some inside baseball with our data experts and I'm going to eat some crow with my dad even though he was wrong.

08:48:00.000 That's not how crow eating goes.

08:48:04.000 Before we go to something that I've been wanting to run for four years, we might have run it on a scrapyard.

08:48:09.000 The rent follow-up for the last election.

08:48:12.000 By the way, Half Asian Bill, you're in this one. 0.93

08:48:14.000 Yeah, I remember.

08:48:15.000 Think about this for a second.

08:48:17.000 Look, and just give me the floor for just two minutes. 0.97

08:48:21.000 I've said this for a very long time, and you can go back to clips of me in 2008, 2009, where I said, look, don't look for some transcendent political figure to save you.

08:48:29.000 You have to do the work every single day, and I still stand by that.

08:48:32.000 But that doesn't mean that you cannot recognize a once-in-a-lifetime person who fundamentally changes the fabric that actually weaves your reality day-to-day.

08:48:45.000 And I was just thinking about this while he was talking about that.

08:48:47.000 Think about this for a second.

08:48:49.000 You have right now, this is what's so unique, and these are just notes that I had to write down off the top of my head.

08:48:55.000 You have Donald Trump, love him or hate him, a teetotaler, a guy who's never touched a drug, a guy who was raised, yep, you can say into wealth, was given millions of dollars from his father.

08:49:06.000 Someone who people may look upon as a trust fund kid, someone in a lap of privilege, right?

08:49:11.000 That's how people may look at him, but this is a guy Who has built a coalition, let's just go through specific people, and then let's go through some demographics here so you can understand why this is so different.

08:49:20.000 A teetotaler who's brought together the Joe Rogan audience, right?

08:49:26.000 The audience of people who you would never expect, yeah, they're gonna go out and vote for the guy who's never touched a cigarette, who's never touched a drop of alcohol, who's never touched a drug, in combination with, at the same time, the green car guy, Elon Musk.

08:49:39.000 At the same time, Bobby Kennedy, Jr., a former hippie, by the way.

08:49:44.000 At the same time, J.D. Vance, a Marine and a deeply conservative across-the-board representative, the guy who wrote Hillbilly Elegy, right?

08:49:53.000 The guy who's from Appalachia.

08:49:56.000 At the same time, by the way, has also brought together Hispanics and Evangelical Christians.

08:50:01.000 Think about this for a second.

08:50:02.000 For the last four years, let's say eight years, We've often wondered this, why evangelical Christians, people out there, when we go, you know what, we share so much more in common with black Americans because they're deeply Christian, they deeply value tradition, and they were very often at voting odds.

08:50:18.000 I'm not saying that Donald Trump has won that demographic entirely, but certainly made some inroads where shattered in the era.

08:50:24.000 of Black Lives Matter.

08:50:25.000 That's why your cities were burned down.

08:50:28.000 That's why the riots took place.

08:50:30.000 Black Lives Matter, who have rejected the narrative from the left in numbers that they haven't in modern American history, who at the same time not only find themselves on the same side as evangelical Christians, which is how it should have been, and Catholic Americans, which is how it should have been, but on the same side as the deafeningly silent, but you know, in agreement, code pink. 0.59

08:50:51.000 You have a guy, Donald Trump, Raised in the lap of luxury, teetotaler, who has the coalition, the mandate of the masses from the Joe Rogan audience, everyone from that to Vivek Ramaswamy, the green car guy, the hippies of the Robert Kennedy Juniors, the people who are mistrustful of the establishment, Hispanic voters in the United States for the first time, evangelical Christians, Catholic Christians, and the black people.

08:51:15.000 Americans, who by the way we also include among Christians in most of these statistics, who have rejected Black Lives Matter, who have rejected Antifa, who have rejected the hope and change, who have rejected the mantra of Bernie Sanders, who have rejected the mantra of Hillary Clinton, whether it's In other words, free healthcare for all.

08:51:33.000 Free tuition for all.

08:51:35.000 Hey, racism, homophobia, sexism, transphobia, everything as an ism, identity politics, privilege, check your privilege, patriarchy, has all been rejected for enough people to form a coalition in this country for the first time where, look, I'm not saying that everyone's going to vote the same way.

08:51:53.000 But we can all find ourselves in a room with people from groups and demographics who would never be able to have that conversation.

08:52:01.000 Let me ask you this genuine question.

08:52:02.000 Do you feel more comfortable today having a conversation With a Hispanic American who didn't know how you voted, maybe thought you would be racist. 0.67

08:52:11.000 Remember in 2016, he's racist.

08:52:14.000 He doesn't want immigrants here. 1.00

08:52:15.000 Do you feel more comfortable today as a conservative Republican talking about it and less ashamed and afraid that a black person will assume you're racist as the era of George W. Bush?

08:52:24.000 Do you feel more comfortable today talking with someone who maybe supports the Go Green movement and wants to drive?

08:52:32.000 Back in the day, let me put a finer point on it.

08:52:35.000 If you saw a black American hippie or a Hispanic American hippie driving an electric car, you would have kept your mouth shut because you thought it was a lost cause. 0.97

08:52:46.000 But today, every single qualifier that I just mentioned could be an indicator that that person is in the same camp as you. 0.52

08:52:56.000 And you know what I ask?

08:52:57.000 It's people out there right now, people who are watching who you maybe hate watching this.

08:53:00.000 And I get it. 0.97

08:53:01.000 We do some horse crap every now and then. 0.99

08:53:02.000 But you know what? 0.97

08:53:03.000 Hey, this is a guy who not only is saying that he's a president for all Americans, and you don't just have to believe it because he's not tried to jail or deplatform people who disagree with him.

08:53:14.000 He's not tried to pull with a She's All That or whatever podcast, what Jen Psaki and what Joe Biden, Kamala Harris did with Joe Rogan with this very show.

08:53:24.000 Do you feel more comfortable today reaching across the aisle and having that conversation with people?

08:53:29.000 I can tell you what, I've been here, and by here, I know we're on Rumble, I know we have the betting odds if we're moved on YouTube or not.

08:53:36.000 Back in 2008 and 2009, there were no conservatives.

08:53:40.000 There were no Christians on YouTube because, by God, it was like being radioactive. 1.00

08:53:45.000 Tonight, you had James Woods on the show, right next to John Rich, right next to Nick DiPaolo.

08:53:54.000 Right next to Gay William, who's a Latino gay American to the right of Attila the Hun. 1.00

08:54:00.000 You want to talk, whether you like him or not, the coalitions that have been formed, and like I've said, hey, you need to hold these people accountable.

08:54:08.000 You need to hold Donald Trump accountable, this administration accountable, because that's what we do.

08:54:11.000 We're not the party of hero worship.

08:54:13.000 But you do need to take a moment to acknowledge that there's been a fundamental restructuring of not only the American electorate, But the American fabric right now, where you can at the very least, and this is the great irony, because everyone thought, man, Donald Trump, I like him, but he's just too caustic.

08:54:31.000 I like him, but he's just too divisive.

08:54:34.000 You tell me, honestly, in your quiet moments, how much more comfortable are you, how much more bold and brave are you to tell someone who you wouldn't have before, whether it's someone like Code Pink, an anti-war activist, whether it's someone from the Green Movement, whether it's your neighbor who was a black American who, in the era of Obama, did you want to tell that person, you know what, I didn't vote for him because I don't agree with his policies, you more comfortable telling that exact same neighbor today, you know what, I did vote for Donald Trump because I think that's what's right for America.

08:55:03.000 You know that you'll get a response from them that at the very least will be more likely, I should say, to be, yeah, you know what?

08:55:03.000 And you know what else?

08:55:10.000 I get it.

08:55:11.000 Me too.

08:55:12.000 That's a fundamental restructuring of where we are in the United States.

08:55:17.000 And it came from the guy who everyone said would break us, would divide us.

08:55:23.000 You think you'd be better off with Kamala Harris?

08:55:26.000 Do you think you'd be better off if by some stroke of a pen Barack Obama could run for a third term?

08:55:32.000 You know deep down the answer is absolutely not.

08:55:36.000 And so look, the people who I know maybe hate watching right now, just give us a chance right now.

08:55:41.000 You talk all the time about wanting to reach across the aisle, find common ground.

08:55:44.000 Well, guess what?

08:55:45.000 The voting demographics and the coalitions that you see In the cabinet, in the administration taking place, and across this country as far as individual votes cast.

08:55:55.000 Say, this is the time.

08:55:57.000 You don't just call for unity when it's your guy in power.

08:56:00.000 This is the one time to those out there on the left where your person didn't win, but you actually can make some headway and have those conversations.

08:56:10.000 That's a big difference.

08:56:11.000 that's a turning of a page and if every single one of us can just say you know what, okay, maybe we're more divided than ever before in the era of TikTok and Instagram and short reels but yeah, we definitely have seen some blurring of lines here between the Democrat and the Republican Party and if nothing else, that's a good thing Give it a chance.

08:56:32.000 You may not care that the income of the average American household will go up again like we saw for four years.

08:56:36.000 You may not care that we're an energy exporter if you're on the Go Green movement.

08:56:40.000 You may not care about Take your pick on the policies.

08:56:46.000 But you know what?

08:56:46.000 You are that much more likely, certainly if you're in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, Georgia, you're that much more likely to be able to have that conversation with your neighbor and everyone told you that it would be the exact opposite if this guy was elected.

08:57:03.000 Remember that.

08:57:04.000 Take a minute.

08:57:05.000 And by the way, anyone, whether you're watching on the left or on the right, Just take a second and say, okay, you know what?

08:57:11.000 Maybe we can have those conversations.

08:57:13.000 You don't have to agree.

08:57:14.000 You don't have to find common ground based on a lie.

08:57:16.000 And isn't that a beautiful thing?

08:57:18.000 We can maybe find, not some common ground, but find ground on which we can actually have a conversation and air our grievances and disagreements without burning cities down.

08:57:31.000 Without demanding a recount.

08:57:34.000 Without saying that our country is only available to the wealthy, privileged few of the white male patriarchy.

08:57:42.000 That's an opportunity starting tomorrow.

08:57:44.000 Starting tomorrow.

08:57:46.000 Today.

08:57:47.000 November 6th.

08:57:48.000 That we can all take advantage of.

08:57:50.000 And it's why, before we get to the inside baseball here, we're going to have some people who explain to you how we had access to the data that we did.

08:57:56.000 How we ran the analytics that we did.

08:57:58.000 How we made the calls that we did.

08:57:59.000 It's why right now for the first time really in four years we can run in context what we filmed and should have been able to run in 2020.

08:58:09.000 The closeout to Seasons of Love, only the version where Trump wins.

08:58:16.000 4,000,000, 4,000,000, 4,000,000, 800 minutes 0.95

08:58:43.000 4,000,000, 4,000,000, no it's no deal 4,000,000, 4,000,000, 800 minutes That's how you measure, measuring years More winning, more screeching, more wailing than gnashing of teeth You bitches are in for another upride 1.00

08:59:10.000 Four million to four thousand eight hundred men Seasons 0.94

08:59:43.000 of child Oh man, I forgot how short that was.

09:00:01.000 That was short, yeah.

09:00:02.000 That was like the victory we never got.

09:00:04.000 And by the way, if I've forgotten anybody...

09:00:06.000 You know, something else before we get to our data analysts here, and before we get to Pops Crowder, who's going to say, I told you so.

09:00:14.000 Something else you guys may not know.

09:00:15.000 Everyone's been talking about women.

09:00:17.000 Everyone's been talking about women in this election. 0.99

09:00:19.000 Yeah.

09:00:20.000 Let's get everyone here.

09:00:21.000 People may not realize this.

09:00:23.000 I know she probably won't be here, Molly.

09:00:26.000 I know she may not be here, Molly and Nancy, but now Johnny Boy, of course, won't come in.

09:00:32.000 But this is the team who has made this happen.

09:00:34.000 When everyone talks about, ah, the female vote and the woman vote and, like, everyone...

09:00:38.000 What, I got the gold MAGA hat?

09:00:38.000 Oh, okay.

09:00:39.000 We got everybody.

09:00:41.000 Wow.

09:00:42.000 Hey, I do want to...

09:00:44.000 Make sure you have it up on the speaker so everyone can hear it here.

09:00:47.000 Nancy and Molly, these are the two people you need to know outside of Gerald who are in charge of the day-to-day operations.

09:00:53.000 And no one hates the feminist left more than they do. 1.00

09:00:58.000 So when people talk about, oh, women vote one way... 1.00

09:01:01.000 Nancy, a toast specifically to Nancy and Molly there.

09:01:04.000 Go to the long shot there, cool man.

09:01:06.000 Go to the long shot so we can see the ladies there. 1.00

09:01:09.000 There we go.

09:01:10.000 Got some T&A. That's right, baby.

09:01:13.000 Let's go!

09:01:16.000 And everyone here.

09:01:17.000 There you go.

09:01:17.000 Toast to everybody.

09:01:18.000 Everyone, give yourselves a round of applause.

09:01:20.000 Thank you very much.

09:01:24.000 And by the way, hey, there you go.

09:01:26.000 Come on in here.

09:01:26.000 We got Gay William here.

09:01:28.000 This is a unicorn.

09:01:30.000 This is the man who believes that James Woods doesn't drink.

09:01:33.000 I'll have a talk with him a little bit later on.

09:01:35.000 But none of this happens without them.

09:01:38.000 And we have some actual, the term is thrown around, strong women here with not only capabilities, but opinions and a way to make this happen. 1.00

09:01:45.000 It wouldn't have happened without any of them.

09:01:47.000 One last round of applause for all of them.

09:01:49.000 Thank you guys so much.

09:01:50.000 We appreciate it.

09:01:51.000 Hey, there you go.

09:01:52.000 They're coming out.

09:01:53.000 There you go.

09:01:54.000 Thanks very much.

09:01:55.000 Absolutely.

09:01:56.000 I know.

09:01:57.000 I have enough months, but we're shipping them out.

09:01:59.000 Thank you guys.

09:02:00.000 We appreciate it.

09:02:00.000 And now get the hell out of here.

09:02:03.000 All of you.

09:02:04.000 Really appreciate it.

09:02:05.000 You can stick around, Bill.

09:02:06.000 Love you guys.

09:02:06.000 And Brodigan, my longest standing employee.

09:02:08.000 He's right there.

09:02:08.000 You guys can see him.

09:02:09.000 I'm good.

09:02:10.000 He started out.

09:02:11.000 I met him.

09:02:13.000 I met Brodigan.

09:02:14.000 That's all I've got.

09:02:15.000 I met him at some functions back then when it was the old GOP guard.

09:02:20.000 And I was bombing, doing a show where they were like, let's have you come in and do stand-up.

09:02:24.000 And I remember talking with him and saying, hey.

09:02:26.000 We're all misfits and still here, and we appreciate it, Brian.

09:02:29.000 I'm so glad to have you here.

09:02:30.000 And look, by the way, I don't know how much weight you've lost, but you're going to give Alex Jones a run.

09:02:34.000 You're going to give Alex Jones a run.

09:02:35.000 How much?

09:02:35.000 50 pounds.

09:02:36.000 50 pounds.

09:02:37.000 Hey, a toast for that.

09:02:38.000 For Brian Longshot.

09:02:40.000 He's down 50 pounds.

09:02:42.000 There we go.

09:02:42.000 We've got to get him a jacked up fitness sponsorship.

09:02:48.000 I will challenge Alex Jones.

09:02:50.000 To a weight loss?

09:02:51.000 To a weight loss.

09:02:52.000 Or a duel.

09:02:53.000 Which one?

09:02:53.000 About He might show up at your house like, I heard he challenged me.

09:03:00.000 My honor means All right, weight loss challenge by April.

09:03:06.000 He's been the one, obviously, monitoring tonight the leftist meltdowns.

09:03:10.000 We're going to get to our data analyst really quickly in a little bit.

09:03:13.000 But Brodigon, go back and enjoy your...

09:03:14.000 I know you got that bottle of Four Roses back there.

09:03:17.000 That's long gone.

09:03:18.000 That's long gone?

09:03:19.000 I didn't even get a sip?

09:03:20.000 All right.

09:03:20.000 I mean, Bill had songs and the writers had somebody finish the rest.

09:03:23.000 All right.

09:03:24.000 And before we get to...

09:03:25.000 I know some of you have been asking.

09:03:26.000 We'll take some of your chats with those in charge of the numbers.

09:03:28.000 Now, Pops Crowder, do you at least acknowledge that your prediction, like, five months ago...

09:03:35.000 You said a landslide where you were like, he's going to win everything.

09:03:38.000 You were right that he was going to win.

09:03:39.000 I always said it was 60-40 that Donald Trump would win, but it doesn't mean that you were right. 1.00

09:03:45.000 Oh, son of a bitch. 1.00

09:03:46.000 I don't know. 1.00

09:03:46.000 Here we go. 1.00

09:03:47.000 Here we have a bunch of technical folk here sitting in front of me.

09:03:50.000 You guys know, you look at the stock market, there's technical analysis, there's fundamental analysis.

09:03:55.000 I just looked at this thing and thought, I felt he was going to win, and my little poll...

09:04:02.000 Is the under-polling.

09:04:04.000 Don't under-poll yourself.

09:04:05.000 They can't find us.

09:04:07.000 I've gone camping with you.

09:04:07.000 That's the key.

09:04:08.000 It's not a little.

09:04:09.000 They drove us underground.

09:04:10.000 And that's the worst thing you can do is have your enemy hiding on you.

09:04:13.000 Nobody wanted to admit they were Trump supporters.

09:04:15.000 Nobody wants to get their car keyed.

09:04:17.000 No one wants to get their house egged.

09:04:19.000 And so that's what...

09:04:21.000 You were called a ferry in a Kroger parking lot.

09:04:23.000 That's right.

09:04:23.000 Remember that?

09:04:24.000 Over a bumper sticker?

09:04:25.000 That's right, yeah.

09:04:26.000 And you said, what?

09:04:27.000 You don't know me.

09:04:28.000 Yeah.

09:04:29.000 You don't call me a fairy!

09:04:30.000 I thought, oh my god, that's right, he's still Pops Crowder.

09:04:34.000 I'll tell you, you made some points tonight.

09:04:36.000 This guy, Russian hoax, all the lawsuits, the assassination attempts. 0.86

09:04:43.000 I mean, this is going to be an incredible presidential library.

09:04:47.000 Yeah.

09:04:47.000 That is going to be the one I want to line up for.

09:04:49.000 It's going to be something else.

09:04:50.000 And by the way, earlier, that was not just lip service, because I can hear them celebrating out there.

09:04:55.000 And of course, we have to have fun in a little bit.

09:04:58.000 But I expect, unfortunately, the left to get worse. 0.99

09:05:02.000 I expect more pussy marches and pussy hat economics. 1.00

09:05:05.000 But honestly, anyone who's willing to... 0.98

09:05:07.000 Which is great for us.

09:05:08.000 Yeah, but anyone who's willing to lay down their arms and say, okay, why are these coalitions forming?

09:05:13.000 We're happy.

09:05:14.000 And you know what?

09:05:15.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, let's open up the platform, not everyone with a Twitter egg, but those on the left in the coming two weeks to discuss this and where we go as a country, where we can work together, where we can have more opposing voices.

09:05:28.000 Again, not pricks who have an ex-egg in their profile.

09:05:32.000 I was just communicating with some of those said pricks and telling them to go cry in a corner. 0.91

09:05:35.000 Well, there you go.

09:05:36.000 That's not nice.

09:05:37.000 I'm not extending an olive branch at this particular moment right now because elections have consequences.

09:05:42.000 I'm not extending an olive branch.

09:05:43.000 Exactly right.

09:05:44.000 This isn't the time to do it.

09:05:46.000 Gerald is too busy gloating.

09:05:47.000 No, I'm not just gloating, but saying, look, we have been fighting every single day for kind of the heart of this country to make sure, and I know this sounds weird, but it's like, look, we're doing our part to go out and make sure that we head in the right direction.

09:06:02.000 Like, I... I don't want to see our administration look like Kamala's administration in four years after Donald Trump.

09:06:09.000 I don't want it to go back.

09:06:10.000 Right.

09:06:10.000 I want to fix the problems that we have so that we can go forward.

09:06:12.000 We ain't never going back, child.

09:06:14.000 That's right.

09:06:14.000 We turned the page from Kamala.

09:06:15.000 What Americans built up, let no bitch tear us under. 1.00

09:06:20.000 Yeah, I just am looking forward not to hearing her name again until she has to confirm... 0.99

09:06:24.000 You prefer I say Khan! 1.00

09:06:26.000 Hold on, she has to confirm the vote as the vice president, though? 0.99

09:06:29.000 Are we in the UK? She ain't confirming shit! 1.00

09:06:32.000 Donald Trump won! 1.00

09:06:33.000 Yeah, he did.

09:06:34.000 Whoops.

09:06:35.000 I want to see her run in the primary again and get zero votes. 1.00

09:06:38.000 Oh, she's not running in the primary again. 0.61

09:06:40.000 She knows that she has no chance.

09:06:41.000 No, I know, but I said I want to see that.

09:06:42.000 Yes, I know.

09:06:43.000 So do I. Where does she end up?

09:06:45.000 There's no book in her.

09:06:46.000 There's no speaking fees.

09:06:49.000 Well, her skill is not speaking.

09:06:52.000 She'll end up with some law firm somewhere. 1.00

09:06:55.000 She will be, and I've said this, and I do maintain this prediction, she will be the only person who doesn't even get that big of a bump selling her book for losing the presidency.

09:07:04.000 Because no one cares.

09:07:06.000 Yeah, I'm predicting that people want to forget her.

09:07:08.000 Yes.

09:07:08.000 On the left.

09:07:09.000 I'm not saying us on the right.

09:07:10.000 I think on the left they're going to be like, oh, thank God this farce is over.

09:07:13.000 Yeah.

09:07:13.000 Like, we can all kind of, like, go back.

09:07:15.000 You hated Kamala, right?

09:07:16.000 I hate her the entire time.

09:07:17.000 She's going to be like a Bob Dole. 1.00

09:07:18.000 We just want to make sure we can try to win, you know?

09:07:19.000 They played completely wrong.

09:07:20.000 Yep.

09:07:21.000 I think...

09:07:22.000 I think you're right.

09:07:24.000 Well, we can't hear you because you're not on mic, but you know what?

09:07:26.000 Here.

09:07:26.000 All right, Pops Crowder.

09:07:27.000 I just wanted to give you an opportunity to gloat.

09:07:29.000 Anything else you'd like to say?

09:07:30.000 I'm not gloating.

09:07:30.000 I'm just thrilled.

09:07:31.000 I'm so happy.

09:07:32.000 And I know everyone here is, too.

09:07:34.000 Yeah.

09:07:34.000 Gosh, the work done tonight has just been...

09:07:36.000 And by the way, you know what?

09:07:37.000 We had people go like, oh, yeah, Crowder's dad called me because he was the booker when no one else would touch this show.

09:07:42.000 That 10-foot pole.

09:07:43.000 Remember the people who we tried to hire as bookers early on?

09:07:46.000 I don't know.

09:07:47.000 I can't book the show.

09:07:47.000 People are afraid of it.

09:07:48.000 They didn't know how to tell the story.

09:07:51.000 They didn't know what we were about.

09:07:52.000 They couldn't brand us.

09:07:53.000 We had bookers from the biggest morning shows.

09:07:55.000 We had bookers from the biggest AM radio shows who came in and tried to do it.

09:07:59.000 And they would say, I just can't get anyone.

09:08:00.000 And Pop Scrotter would say, all right, I got them.

09:08:02.000 Can you bring them on tomorrow?

09:08:04.000 And yeah, so it's not something that I'm like, okay.

09:08:08.000 I literally asked him.

09:08:09.000 I said, hey, could you quit your job and do this?

09:08:12.000 Because you've basically been doing it.

09:08:14.000 But I almost lost that job when I booked one Nick DiPaolo.

09:08:17.000 And he came on a little prickly.

09:08:18.000 That's true.

09:08:19.000 His Uber took him to the wrong hotel.

09:08:21.000 That's true.

09:08:21.000 I remember it.

09:08:22.000 He was hopped up and pissed off.

09:08:24.000 He said, don't you ever do that again to the talent?

09:08:27.000 No, I said that.

09:08:28.000 Yeah.

09:08:28.000 No, it wasn't you.

09:08:29.000 He said, yeah, you were pissed.

09:08:30.000 And we had Ted Cruz in studio in the garage on the same day.

09:08:34.000 And that's when you looked at him.

09:08:35.000 It was a cluster. 1.00

09:08:36.000 You were on your phone and you said, the fuck are you dressed like the mayor from Amity? 1.00

09:08:40.000 Because my dad had a Don Cherry jacket on. 1.00

09:08:42.000 It was funny.

09:08:43.000 I remember the green room used to be in my house, in my office, and I remember pissing myself laughing.

09:08:48.000 I was like, ah, you did screw up, Pops.

09:08:52.000 Nobody can hear him.

09:08:53.000 Get over here in my chair. 0.71

09:08:54.000 We're going to swap Pops out for Nick.

09:08:56.000 Thank you, Pops Crowder.

09:08:58.000 I'm glad that you've been able to...

09:08:59.000 In the transition, we have a 15 second congratulatory video because Lane's a little fishnick and he wants us to play it really quickly.

09:09:07.000 Alright, let's play that video.

09:09:08.000 The German politician we interviewed.

09:09:10.000 A personal congratulations from Germany to us.

09:09:14.000 We'll play that and then our data analysts.

09:09:15.000 Alright, Pops Crowder, we'll swap you out for the man who insulted you, Nick.

09:09:20.000 Greetings from Germany to Lauder with Crowder and congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the US presidential election.

09:09:28.000 Together you have shown the world how to rock a campaign and win elections.

09:09:32.000 All the best for the coming years.

09:09:36.000 That's fantastic.

09:09:37.000 You guys could not start World War III. You guys have a bad track record right now.

09:09:40.000 I would really appreciate that, but no, I'm just kidding.

09:09:42.000 And dear God, I hope she has an Instagram filter.

09:09:44.000 Otherwise, we should all feel very bad about how we look.

09:09:46.000 We all feel very bad.

09:09:47.000 Yes.

09:09:48.000 So Nick is here, and we do have...

09:09:50.000 State your names and what you guys do here at Louder with Crowder, you two.

09:09:55.000 Name, rank, and serial number.

09:09:56.000 By the way, CNN has still not called the race.

09:09:59.000 I'm just saying. 1.00

09:10:00.000 3.15 Eastern Time, these idiots can't call the race yet? 1.00

09:10:04.000 I don't know if you know this. 1.00

09:10:06.000 You have little ones.

09:10:06.000 Sometimes they have a security blanket.

09:10:08.000 Anderson Cooper has a security butt plug right now.

09:10:12.000 It makes him feel less alone.

09:10:13.000 It's been jettisoned, my friend.

09:10:16.000 Give the people out here who may not be familiar with you what you guys do.

09:10:20.000 Yes.

09:10:21.000 George, the Greek.

09:10:22.000 Yes.

09:10:23.000 Of course.

09:10:23.000 Thank you for baptizing me with my name.

09:10:25.000 He doesn't like that name.

09:10:26.000 I know, but he's got to take it.

09:10:28.000 I have to take it, and I'll take it proudly.

09:10:30.000 It is kind of a family affair around here.

09:10:31.000 It's very wholesome.

09:10:32.000 Yes, it is.

09:10:33.000 So I do appreciate it.

09:10:35.000 So apparently tonight my title is Data Analyst, and happy to say, did it better than the best in the business.

09:10:40.000 Well, you have to know, because obviously Lane the Brain manages the team of research, and he's like, you know what, we'll have George Degree come out and have everyone and let people know you.

09:10:48.000 You were here specifically for election.

09:10:50.000 Yep, absolutely.

09:10:51.000 So I'm Bobby.

09:10:52.000 I am your data guy.

09:10:53.000 There you go.

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09:11:54.000 100% off?

09:11:55.000 Good lord.

09:11:57.000 99.6 off.

09:11:59.000 Well, no, it's not.

09:12:00.000 He's lying.

09:12:01.000 47% off for Trump 1.

09:12:04.000 Which is not really anything, but, you know, considering that I run cold at around, like you said, I run, you're at 97.5?

09:12:09.000 Yeah.

09:12:09.000 Yeah, that's me too, which I thought meant, but I guess it's fine.

09:12:11.000 Yeah.

09:12:12.000 Which means we have a slow metabolism.

09:12:13.000 I don't think it's fine.

09:12:14.000 I don't know, but the fact is, it's a little bit high.

09:12:17.000 Alright, so we got George, we got Bobby.

09:12:18.000 People were asking, and we'll probably take some chats too, how did you get this?

09:12:23.000 And I told them, look, there's no secret to this.

09:12:24.000 How did you get this data?

09:12:25.000 And then, what layers did we add to it tonight to make the calls where we're batting 100 right now tonight?

09:12:31.000 A thousand.

09:12:32.000 It's a thousand.

09:12:32.000 A hundred's not so great.

09:12:33.000 A thousand's fantastic. 0.94

09:12:34.000 Well, screw me.

09:12:34.000 I don't know.

09:12:35.000 I thought, what, a hundred percent.

09:12:37.000 That's like saying, give it a thousand percent effort.

09:12:40.000 Nick's like, oh, that's one out of ten.

09:12:41.000 That's not great.

09:12:42.000 All right.

09:12:43.000 We're ten and oh. 0.99

09:12:44.000 Go screw yourself. 0.96

09:12:47.000 George and Bobby, everyone kind of subscribes to the one major newswire out there. 0.97

09:12:52.000 Let them know, people out there, exactly what is up our state.

09:12:55.000 Yeah, I was asking earlier how you guys did.

09:12:57.000 Yeah, that's correct.

09:12:58.000 Everybody knows or doesn't know.

09:13:00.000 I'm an attorney by trade.

09:13:01.000 But when you get a job around here, you just have to do it.

09:13:04.000 There is no negotiating on that point.

09:13:07.000 We've been given the tools.

09:13:08.000 Thank you for spending all that money to make sure we had all the tools we needed to get the job done.

09:13:13.000 And it's a little overwhelming, but you start to figure out how to put it together.

09:13:18.000 Tell people what the main newswire is that all these other stations are using the call stakes.

09:13:23.000 Right.

09:13:24.000 So it's called the National Election Pool, and it's comprised of a bunch of the mainstream, you might know, like your ABCs, NBCs, that kind of thing.

09:13:32.000 It's called the National Election Pool, Edison Research via Reuters.

09:13:38.000 You can put all that together.

09:13:40.000 That's the official name.

09:13:41.000 They are basically the best in the business when it comes to just pure data.

09:13:46.000 So we were plugged in, getting the same data at the same time as everybody else, which allowed us to basically step up and be on par with everyone.

09:13:55.000 Hold on, hold on.

09:13:56.000 Not on par, guys.

09:13:57.000 No, much better.

09:13:58.000 You guys were able to call states so much earlier.

09:14:00.000 And not based on gut feel or political affiliation or desire.

09:14:04.000 You guys called it based on the data.

09:14:06.000 They still have not called it on CNN. You do not get every single call that you've made right based on gut feel.

09:14:10.000 No.

09:14:10.000 And just so you know, this is why tonight was such a big undertaking.

09:14:14.000 We're talking about the base material that people were using.

09:14:17.000 The reason that a lot of people online don't do it is it's very, very expensive.

09:14:20.000 Yeah.

09:14:21.000 To gain access to this.

09:14:22.000 To gain access to these tools.

09:14:23.000 Mostly data was expensive.

09:14:24.000 The data that we bought was cheaper than data.

09:14:27.000 Yes.

09:14:27.000 So getting access to that is expensive.

09:14:29.000 And that's to create a barrier to entry.

09:14:30.000 So that people online with streams can just sort of commentate on it.

09:14:33.000 Which, to be fair, is what we did in 2016 and in 2020.

09:14:36.000 What?

09:14:37.000 Oh, right now Michigan. 1.00

09:14:38.000 Holy shit! 1.00

09:14:39.000 Seven points up in Michigan, dude! 0.99

09:14:40.000 Seven points up in Michigan with 81% of the vote.

09:14:43.000 I mean, we're not asking you guys to go crunch numbers.

09:14:45.000 But if we were, it would look really good for Donald Trump.

09:14:47.000 And he's four points up.

09:14:47.000 Well, our research team right now is drunk.

09:14:49.000 Yeah, it looks good for Donald Trump.

09:14:51.000 As well they should be.

09:14:53.000 Uber's for everyone.

09:14:54.000 Yes, our staff right now, watch.

09:14:56.000 You're going to see this start chopping out.

09:14:57.000 But we're all working with the same base material.

09:14:59.000 And then, in addition to that, unlike CNN and Fox News and those places who made those calls wrong last time, we added additional layers that only we had.

09:15:08.000 And I don't know if you or Bobby want to talk to that.

09:15:11.000 Yes, I'll let Bobby give you the nuts and bolts of that, but basically getting the data is just the first half of the job.

09:15:17.000 The other half is actually turning it into something, and that's where you really don't have guidance, and you need someone like Bobby here who's a legit data engineer to help us take all that bits of data and turn something into it.

09:15:28.000 That's right, yeah.

09:15:29.000 So I took the Reuters data feed, pulled it into a database, and then added lots of calculations on top.

09:15:35.000 And we tried to go really complicated with it and get super technical and kind of overdo it.

09:15:40.000 And then George and I got together and just decided, you know, we just need simple, straightforward calculations that could walk us through the process of how we got, you know, so we could actually explain our decision.

09:15:50.000 And that, I think, was probably the easiest part or the easiest way to understand what the system was going on.

09:15:56.000 It's easier to communicate that, but it's not easy to do.

09:16:00.000 Taking something that's seen as incredibly complex and distilling it in a way that is still effective and accurate, but people can understand, whether it's the graphs that we provided or the calls that we made.

09:16:11.000 Let me ask you, in doing that and the calculations that you made, For example, why were you guys so comfortable in assisting us in calling, for example, like Georgia, and giving us those very specific predictions on Pennsylvania, like, hey, we're not calling it right now, but that gap's going to narrow to probably about 2%.

09:16:26.000 The question is always asked because a lot of times people think, well, there are people, it's the appeal to authority fallacy.

09:16:32.000 They must know something we don't.

09:16:33.000 Tonight, there's no way they knew anything that we didn't, but you made better inferences.

09:16:38.000 Why do you think you were able to do that, and CNN still right now is not?

09:16:43.000 We just took the data that we had and looked to see what votes were left and what was the percent or what was the margin that either candidate would need to win in order to kind of beat the other candidate.

09:16:55.000 And the Georgia decision came down that she just didn't have the votes.

09:16:59.000 And it was just super straightforward and it was really obvious at that point.

09:17:02.000 Even though some of the blue counties were holding out, we looked at the amount of votes that we expected those counties to produce and they just, the number wasn't there for her to be able to overcome Trump. 0.99

09:17:13.000 We called it 75 minutes before CNN. 75 minutes.

09:17:20.000 Hold on.

09:17:22.000 Before the most trusted name in news.

09:17:23.000 Before the most trusted name in news.

09:17:25.000 75 minutes.

09:17:25.000 You're right.

09:17:26.000 What is that?

09:17:28.000 I don't know if we can kind of extrapolate from that, but what does that tell you what these guys are thinking over there?

09:17:32.000 Like, are they holding these calls to make sure people watch their network?

09:17:35.000 Well, look at the lower third right now.

09:17:37.000 Trump poised to clinch presidency.

09:17:37.000 I mean...

09:17:39.000 Trump poised to clinch presidency.

09:17:40.000 Yeah, still.

09:17:41.000 That's the best you're going to get at this point in time.

09:17:44.000 We think it's looking good for Trump.

09:17:47.000 Poised.

09:17:48.000 He just made his...

09:17:50.000 You know, his speech.

09:17:51.000 Well, we often get an education in legacy media as we continue to do this.

09:17:56.000 I haven't figured everything out, but we have a hunch.

09:17:59.000 What does it tell you guys working there being very, very granular, working overtime here these last couple of weeks?

09:18:04.000 What does it tell you about them and still not making some calls that you guys have made tonight?

09:18:08.000 Right.

09:18:09.000 So underpinning a lot of the data and the way we process it is we make some assumptions, educated guesses.

09:18:14.000 I'll tell you exactly what the difference is.

09:18:16.000 We were not actually trying to be partisan.

09:18:18.000 We weren't trying to find an angle to make Trump look good.

09:18:21.000 We were just being objective.

09:18:23.000 That's your 75 minutes.

09:18:25.000 Simple.

09:18:28.000 You make it sound so easy!

09:18:30.000 Bobby, would you echo what he said?

09:18:32.000 Is that what you think it is?

09:18:33.000 Yeah, I'd agree.

09:18:33.000 Absolutely.

09:18:34.000 And of course, I did tell you guys, I'm like, look, if you guys feel confident, let's just call it because I don't want to waste anybody's time here tonight.

09:18:40.000 No, but we kind of had this feeling of like, are we, like, I trust the data.

09:18:44.000 And I told him, by the way, every time, right, I said, if you're not confident, don't.

09:18:47.000 But if you feel like we're there, I just don't want to waste people's time.

09:18:50.000 Let's be the first ones to call this because I don't want this dragging out into the middle of the night.

09:18:55.000 Mm-mm.

09:18:56.000 Yeah.

09:18:56.000 Well, you do doubt yourself a little bit because you do feel confident on our end.

09:19:01.000 And then you wonder, am I overconfident?

09:19:03.000 You know, you start second guessing yourself.

09:19:06.000 I'm not sure if Bobby has any election experience.

09:19:08.000 I certainly didn't in crunching these numbers.

09:19:10.000 But it's math.

09:19:11.000 At the end of the day, if your assumptions are good, if you're being objective, you're going to get a result.

09:19:16.000 And we were seeing that.

09:19:18.000 And every time more little more data came in, it just kept reinforcing and reinforcing it.

09:19:23.000 And again, just trying to be objective about it, not really trying to look for an angle as much as what are the numbers saying?

09:19:29.000 And did we do our assumptions correct?

09:19:31.000 And I think we did.

09:19:32.000 I really do.

09:19:33.000 Well, the numbers say that you did.

09:19:34.000 Yeah.

09:19:34.000 Yeah, and I'd add to that, I think, you know, maybe our lack of experience crunching the specific election data that we were looking at helped us because, you know, at the big networks, they might be, you know, having flashbacks to 2020 and calling states a little bit too early or, you know.

09:19:51.000 Well, that's because they were politicizing it back then, though.

09:19:53.000 That was their mistake.

09:19:54.000 Like, knowing what you know, but wouldn't you say that Arizona in 2020, that could only be justified through a political motive?

09:20:01.000 Would that be a fair statement for me to make?

09:20:04.000 I would agree with that 100%.

09:20:06.000 And Bobby, if you disagree, but...

09:20:07.000 No, I mean, I've heard the other argument, which is that they looked at the ballots and just saw that Trump didn't have the ballots, but it was so early in the night that that feels like there was something else going on.

09:20:18.000 Well, there's a difference between right now.

09:20:20.000 Can I, just one second, because I want to go, but I do have a very specific question about Arizona.

09:20:23.000 In other words, you made some calls tonight earlier than CNN, Fox News, and the rest of them, right?

09:20:28.000 You certainly, is this a factual statement, you certainly did not make that call earlier with data that was in doubt as they made the call for Arizona.

09:20:36.000 That is true.

09:20:38.000 Yeah.

09:20:38.000 That is, yes.

09:20:39.000 Because that came down to 10,000 votes.

09:20:40.000 You guys are making calls, you're like, I don't know, it's several hundred thousand votes of a difference right now, and you guys were telling me, right, every time I was going out to a break, you guys were telling me, look, there's, is it a possibility that Yes, but it's a statistical, almost complete implausibility at this point in time.

09:20:58.000 Considering where they were with Arizona, a state that had gone to Donald Trump in 2016, and they made that call and it came down to 10,000 votes, which could easily be determined by some, you know, tomfoolery, for lack of a better word.

09:21:10.000 I would say that your calls tonight, wouldn't you say you felt your calls were more conservative than Arizona in 2020?

09:21:15.000 Well, certainly, I didn't want us to be that version of 2020, you know, here for the first time with us piping in that data and having it directly.

09:21:24.000 I didn't want to make, or I'd say none of us really wanted to be making an error there.

09:21:29.000 So, yeah, by the time we were able to tell you, go and say it, you know, the writing was kind of on the wall at that point.

09:21:38.000 A small part of me wishes we called it a little sooner.

09:21:41.000 No, no, no, no, no.

09:21:42.000 You did it the right way.

09:21:44.000 Yeah, I know you were going to say, but even when, for example, Owen Schroer, and by the way, love Alex Jones, Owen's a great guy, but when Owen was giving his justification, I could see Lane here was like, he's right, but these additional numbers just to provide context.

09:21:56.000 You can't make this call us early.

09:21:57.000 We can't be irresponsible.

09:21:58.000 It's like, okay, okay.

09:21:59.000 That's why if you see, I'm going like, wait, hold on a second.

09:22:00.000 What is it that you're saying?

09:22:02.000 And I'm going, okay, we agree with the fundamentals, but there's some additional data.

09:22:07.000 So I know that you guys take it very seriously.

09:22:09.000 You were about to say something, Gerald.

09:22:10.000 I didn't mean to cut you off.

09:22:11.000 No, I was just saying, I hope historically we look back at this moment and look, this is a bigger argument than us.

09:22:19.000 We did this to kind of lead the way.

09:22:22.000 And say, look, you can go out and get this data yourself.

09:22:24.000 You can make these calls.

09:22:25.000 There are rules about how you can make calls that you have to make sure of.

09:22:27.000 I inadvertently called something a minute early and had to correct on Idaho earlier.

09:22:31.000 That was my fault, not the team's fault.

09:22:33.000 And I panicked because I thought you confused Idaho and Iowa.

09:22:36.000 Yeah.

09:22:37.000 No.

09:22:38.000 I was like, wait, did I misspeak in Iowa? 1.00

09:22:39.000 Because I really stuck it to that bitch with the register. 1.00

09:22:41.000 Completely different terms that night. 0.99

09:22:43.000 We were like five hours into a stream.

09:22:44.000 I'm like, I'm getting kind of tired, boys.

09:22:46.000 I need some energy.

09:22:47.000 No, but I mean, I'm looking at CNN right now.

09:22:50.000 And the only reason that I'm watching this is because I want this comparison.

09:22:53.000 And this is a historical moment.

09:22:55.000 What you're seeing for the first time in history is not another news network competing with another news network, but independent data analysis.

09:23:03.000 Independent creators with the largest stream on the planet for this stuff calling it based on the facts.

09:23:09.000 They still have not called Alaska.

09:23:12.000 Well, to be fair, I took a long shot on Alaska, and I did ask, you saw me asking, like, can I? And he was like, yeah, you can call.

09:23:19.000 You know I wouldn't have done that unless Lane, the brain, said, all right, fine.

09:23:22.000 Like, so right now, right now, all they would have to do.

09:23:24.000 Well, Alaska we know is going right.

09:23:25.000 Exactly.

09:23:26.000 So it's like California, right?

09:23:27.000 You call it the second the polls close, essentially.

09:23:29.000 I mean, you know, I'm being a little sarcastic, but not a lot.

09:23:32.000 Right now, it's 55 to 40.9.

09:23:36.000 He's 14 points up in Alaska.

09:23:38.000 That's going to change.

09:23:39.000 So if they call Alaska and Maine right now, the election's over.

09:23:41.000 People turn their network off.

09:23:43.000 Watch Alaska flip because of four people in Juneau. 1.00

09:23:45.000 We'll be like, fuck! 1.00

09:23:46.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

09:23:47.000 It's not even close.

09:23:50.000 And by the way, I think the vote differential in Michigan right now is 320,000 for Trump.

09:23:56.000 That they would have to overcome.

09:23:57.000 320,000 votes.

09:23:59.000 It's so clear the example that you get to see, not only with the media lying and kind of covering for Kamala Harris, but actually not calling states when they could have.

09:24:09.000 You've never seen that before in history.

09:24:11.000 In the history of elections, you've never seen an independent creator come on and say, based on the data, not my personal feeling, not what I want to happen, the data says she has no path to victory, I'm saving you hours of your life.

09:24:23.000 Yes, absolutely right.

09:24:24.000 Well, before we get to that, let me ask you this genuine question.

09:24:28.000 Because during a couple of those breaks, I came out and I said, okay, look, Georgia, and I said, whether it's Georgia or North Carolina, if we feel confident, we want to be people who get to it first, but only if you're confident.

09:24:37.000 I trust you guys.

09:24:38.000 If you guys would have said no, and I just came out and said, by the way, we're calling these states for Donald Trump.

09:24:44.000 Probably wouldn't be working here tomorrow, right?

09:24:48.000 It would have been a little bit of a bridge too far.

09:24:50.000 I mean, we always want to serve, you know, but there's a limit.

09:24:53.000 And we would not give you the nod unless we were sure that we would go with it, you know, no questions about it.

09:25:02.000 So there was no undue pressure there.

09:25:07.000 You know, I think at the end of the day, everybody here was on the same page.

09:25:10.000 Let's do it right.

09:25:11.000 And that's exactly what happened.

09:25:13.000 At the end of the day, look, look, I grew up watching, I didn't have AM radio.

09:25:17.000 I didn't have Fox News in Canada.

09:25:19.000 I grew up watching Nick, literally stage side, right?

09:25:21.000 I came into this as a comedian who had some opinions and early, early on was banned from colleges, banned from clubs.

09:25:28.000 And I said, well, you know what?

09:25:29.000 I think that there are people out there who have this opinion.

09:25:30.000 And so I never consider myself the authority.

09:25:33.000 But we have people like Lane.

09:25:36.000 We have people like George, even Sam from HR. As much as I hate to admit it, you guys all have to admit that Sam from HR gets some stuff right, especially when it comes to stats on the Jews. 1.00

09:25:44.000 We actually have him.

09:25:47.000 Sam from HR has an update for us that's actually supposed to be pretty profound.

09:25:51.000 Is he out there?

09:25:51.000 He's out there ready.

09:25:53.000 Do you guys accept right now taking a moment to go to an update?

09:25:58.000 I don't want to steal your thunder.

09:26:00.000 And we know that Sam from HR loves to steal thunder.

09:26:03.000 But if you guys give permission, we'll go to an update from Sam from HR. What do you think, Bobby?

09:26:08.000 Yeah, we'll do it.

09:26:09.000 All right, let's go.

09:26:09.000 Okay, we'll do it.

09:26:10.000 We're going to go to people at work.

09:26:12.000 I put my headphones back on to hear his voice that is like nails on a Gentile chalkboard. 1.00

09:26:19.000 Sam from HR. Well, Stephen, Gerald, how are you all doing tonight?

09:26:33.000 One second, our sound guy's drunk.

09:26:35.000 Okay, alright.

09:26:36.000 Sam from HR. I don't like that you're here, but I understand that it's a necessary evil.

09:26:42.000 What's the update?

09:26:44.000 Well, the update is that the bathroom is out of service.

09:26:48.000 Someone dropped an upper decker of the staff bathroom.

09:26:53.000 Anyways, I was informed that Wisconsin has been called for President Trump.

09:26:58.000 Oh, really?

09:26:59.000 Hey, I think we need an eagle sound because it's a state call.

09:27:03.000 I didn't even give you a state called Stinger, so you did that. 0.97

09:27:07.000 You snuck it in there so that I couldn't do all the pomp and circumstance.

09:27:10.000 You have relatives in Wisconsin there, Sam?

09:27:10.000 That's right.

09:27:13.000 No, most of my family is concentrated in Florida, New York, and New Jersey.

09:27:17.000 Poor choice of words, Fred.

09:27:20.000 We don't allow anti-Semitism on this program.

09:27:23.000 Isn't that right, Mr.

09:27:24.000 DePaulo?

09:27:25.000 Absolutely not.

09:27:27.000 That was very... 0.99

09:27:28.000 You hate Jews. 0.99

09:27:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

09:27:31.000 Wait, you said we just called Wisconsin?

09:27:34.000 We just called Wisconsin.

09:27:35.000 Oh, wait!

09:27:36.000 Did we just...

09:27:36.000 Hold on a second, guys.

09:27:37.000 I forgot that we've licensed this.

09:27:39.000 What?

09:27:40.000 I'm having a good time, having a good time!

09:27:49.000 Wisconsin took some fish to me tonight! 0.84

09:27:51.000 Live the high life!

09:27:52.000 Sheboygan's got some tasty cheese!

09:27:56.000 Come on, La Guy, Green Bay packed tonight!

09:27:59.000 With no KY! I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me! 1.00

09:28:06.000 I have to say, of all the things that have sort of come together tonight, the fact that that was by far the roughest swing state call from Donald Trump, with the Queen send-up, couldn't be more appropriate.

09:28:21.000 Did you just say that Kamala got Green Bay packed tonight with no KY? Wasn't there, so I don't know.

09:28:28.000 And here's what else I love.

09:28:30.000 I'm gonna go to Bobby and George the Greek. 0.98

09:28:32.000 That is never a reason to walk off this program, but if we were dishonest, you would, right?

09:28:37.000 You expect this.

09:28:40.000 Yeah.

09:28:43.000 Sam, do you have any...

09:28:44.000 HR, Sam?

09:28:45.000 Sorry, I have to use your full title unless you'll call me into the office tomorrow morning.

09:28:48.000 Yes.

09:28:49.000 Do you have any other updates?

09:28:51.000 Well, in terms of with the Senate, as you know, the GOP is projected to take the Senate with 51 seats.

09:28:51.000 Yes.

09:29:00.000 We are currently ahead, GOP is, in Montana.

09:29:04.000 Tim Sheehy is leading by 5.4.

09:29:07.000 Wow!

09:29:08.000 In Wisconsin, Eric Hovde is leading by 2.1.

09:29:13.000 In Michigan, Mike Rogers is leading by a little over three points.

09:29:19.000 In PA, Dave McCormick is leading by a point.

09:29:22.000 And in Nevada, last time I checked, Sam Brown is leading by a 0.7.

09:29:30.000 Nice.

09:29:30.000 And, as you know, the GOP fended off the Democrats in Texas with Ted Cruz winning, and in Wisconsin, excuse me, Nebraska, with Deb Fischer winning against a Democratic-aligned Independent.

09:29:44.000 Wow.

09:29:45.000 You know, it's funny, because I know we share the values as far as, you know, being glad with a Republican victory, but I still hate you so, and I don't know how I feel about that.

09:29:52.000 That's weird.

09:29:53.000 It is weird.

09:29:53.000 I was feeling the same thing.

09:29:54.000 Sam, how do you feel about 47% off the entire store at CrowderShop.com entering promo code Trump?

09:30:01.000 If you could go there right now, would you go there and buy merch, or would you just, you know, not?

09:30:06.000 I would absolutely go and buy merch.

09:30:08.000 Because it's a good deal, is that what you're saying?

09:30:10.000 I don't think that's not how you should do this, Sam.

09:30:12.000 That's very anti-Semitic of you.

09:30:14.000 Yes, it is.

09:30:14.000 Just because it's a good deal.

09:30:15.000 It's such a stereotype.

09:30:17.000 You're bigger than that.

09:30:18.000 Look, CrowderShop.com is for all the people.

09:30:20.000 It's for all the people, not just the Ashkenazis. 0.79

09:30:23.000 I know it is, and that's why everyone needs to take advantage.

09:30:26.000 47% applies to everyone.

09:30:27.000 That's right.

09:30:28.000 Prove that you're not anti-Semitic right now, everybody, because HR Sam apparently is.

09:30:32.000 Go to CrowderShop.com, 47% off Trump 1.

09:30:34.000 And you know what else I don't like?

09:30:35.000 His lips are too nice.

09:30:37.000 I never noticed it until he was in the full lights.

09:30:39.000 Look at that.

09:30:40.000 I don't know what that is.

09:30:41.000 What was that smirk?

09:30:42.000 But he could be a lip model.

09:30:43.000 Sam, what are you doing to those lips?

09:30:46.000 Just a chapstick when they start chafing, but other than that...

09:30:50.000 Why are they chafing?

09:30:51.000 Well, you know what?

09:30:51.000 Yeah, okay.

09:30:52.000 Let's put a moratorium on Sam from HR's supply of chapstick.

09:30:57.000 I need a refill, and Sam from HR, we're not going to be answering your calls tomorrow.

09:31:01.000 Maybe on Thursday morning, okay?

09:31:04.000 Well, it doesn't stop the fact that I'm still going to call you.

09:31:08.000 Well, you can still call me.

09:31:09.000 I'm not going to answer, Sam.

09:31:10.000 Let me just collect.

09:31:11.000 It's called being a grown-up.

09:31:15.000 No, it doesn't get any better than that.

09:31:17.000 That's been Sam.

09:31:18.000 Let's get out of people at work.

09:31:19.000 Get out of here.

09:31:19.000 By the way, IP track him and make sure he doesn't get a deal on Crowder Shop.

09:31:29.000 That's right.

09:31:30.000 And also, he doesn't get any free shipping, too.

09:31:32.000 Every time he asks for free shipping, every single time.

09:31:34.000 He asks for free shipping when there is no free shipping.

09:31:36.000 It's 47% off if you'd promo code Trump1.

09:31:39.000 CrowderShop.com.

09:31:40.000 Come on. 0.99

09:31:40.000 If he wants that, he should go buy cheap Chinese shit on Amazon and get next day shipping. 0.99

09:31:45.000 Exactly. 0.99

09:31:46.000 Not at CrowderShop.com.

09:31:47.000 He won't have the quality that we have at CrowderShop.

09:31:48.000 Where you get 47% off.

09:31:51.000 By the way, I wasn't just joking, a refill on that, because I've been sober as a clam until the victory party.

09:31:55.000 Have I missed anything, Bobby, in George and Greek? 0.99

09:31:57.000 Real quick, Bobby did the date on this, and Sam 100% sucks. 0.98

09:32:01.000 Yes. 0.99

09:32:03.000 He absolutely does.

09:32:04.000 And Bobby, don't be a stranger, because we actually want you to run some numbers on some other things that we have going on here that might get old Uncle Steve and Addison legal binds, okay?

09:32:13.000 All right.

09:32:14.000 I do want to add one point.

09:32:16.000 I'm really impressed with Michigan tonight.

09:32:19.000 I really underestimated Michigan, and I feel like they're really coming through really strong.

09:32:24.000 I think it's one of those things where you go with the gut feeling, the corruption in Wayne County.

09:32:28.000 And I will tell you this, if it was closer, this is just me, this is my opinion, if it was closer, I think they would have been all hands on deck and by any means necessary.

09:32:38.000 I do think there's a huge component tonight of she's not the one.

09:32:42.000 Let's not use all of our powder.

09:32:45.000 Let's keep our powder dry.

09:32:47.000 Data, we were talking about this.

09:32:49.000 I call them data for short just because it's easier.

09:32:52.000 We were talking about this and I said, look, every bit of actual data that's coming out of these states tells a very, very different story than what you see on the media, social media, everything that you see.

09:33:04.000 Part of your inside stomach churning process was, I know, but I'm seeing so many posts about how they think they're doing very well, that this vote is going to happen, that it's going to be about this, and the women are going to show up, and this is going to happen, and Gen Z is going to miraculously find a way to get to the polls, and something that never happens, Dems turning up on election day, is going to happen, and I was like, okay, well, maybe, I don't know, I mean, but every data point that I look at tells me it's going the other way.

09:33:31.000 Well, and one, yes, absolutely right, and one thing I want to say is, obviously, it's almost 3 a.m., God's time, central.

09:33:38.000 People are still buying merch, which is crazy.

09:33:39.000 So I don't think we'll be doing a show in the morning at 10 a.m. Eastern.

09:33:42.000 Well, technically, we are doing a show in the morning right now.

09:33:44.000 Well, technically, we are right now.

09:33:46.000 But, you know, we always say here, right, you can be first or you can be best.

09:33:51.000 And tonight, we were both.

09:33:52.000 We were first and best.

09:33:53.000 But I do think that Thursday morning is probably when we'll want to do a rundown looking at the full picture that we have of the data.

09:34:00.000 And kind of at that point, with some clarity, saying, okay, this is where we saw some things break that maybe we didn't expect.

09:34:07.000 Or maybe we saw some anomalies.

09:34:08.000 Or maybe we saw some consistencies.

09:34:09.000 Because I do have full faith in you guys and the entire team out there.

09:34:13.000 And by the way, thanks to Lane the Brain.

09:34:14.000 He was like, look, I've been on here all night.

09:34:16.000 Bring out George the Greek and bring out Bobby. 0.92

09:34:18.000 He even said begrudgingly Sam from HR. He said they deserve to have their faces seen.

09:34:23.000 Thank you, guys.

09:34:24.000 And not to put you on the spot, but I think...

09:34:27.000 Can we count on you guys for Thursday morning to give a rundown of all this stuff going on?

09:34:31.000 Yes, absolutely.

09:34:33.000 Mostly because of the team out there.

09:34:36.000 Absolutely thank you to everybody out there in the studio.

09:34:38.000 We couldn't do what we do without them, and they make it possible for us to do that. 0.94

09:34:42.000 And I don't know if you know this, but Nancy, bitch got six Emmys. 1.00

09:34:45.000 Six? 0.99

09:34:46.000 She's a showrunner. 1.00

09:34:47.000 Bitch got six Emmys! 1.00

09:34:49.000 Can we call that one yet, or is it too close to call? 1.00

09:34:50.000 What, six Emmys?

09:34:51.000 We already know it.

09:34:52.000 She does have six.

09:34:53.000 Yeah, she already has six.

09:34:54.000 It's confirmed.

09:34:55.000 First call.

09:34:55.000 Food network.

09:34:58.000 Put some onions on it. 1.00

09:35:00.000 What the hell is the fuck? 1.00

09:35:01.000 Don't be jealous. 1.00

09:35:02.000 Let's visit.

09:35:03.000 And you know what?

09:35:04.000 I say this without a hint of hyperbole here.

09:35:08.000 You guys tonight, I don't know if you feel it, but you guys made history.

09:35:11.000 This is the first time this has ever taken place.

09:35:12.000 It's the first time that a ragtag crew... 0.83

09:35:15.000 To use that term.

09:35:17.000 You guys and everyone out there who made this happen.

09:35:19.000 And not only made it happen, but made it happen with the trust.

09:35:22.000 And you know what?

09:35:23.000 I'm really grateful that we didn't abuse it.

09:35:25.000 That we didn't take advantage of it.

09:35:26.000 And I'm really grateful.

09:35:28.000 Genuinely.

09:35:29.000 George the Greek and Bobby, ladies and gentlemen.

09:35:31.000 Now go out there and have a drink or two.

09:35:32.000 Because I know you're on call here tonight.

09:35:35.000 Let's bring them out.

09:35:37.000 Let's put Nick Dipp and Pops Crowder there back in that chair with our final celebrations.

09:35:41.000 Because we're looking...

09:35:43.000 We'll take some chats.

09:35:44.000 There's like 240,000 people watching us right now.

09:35:44.000 We still do have some...

09:35:47.000 Are you kidding me?

09:35:48.000 Yeah, I know.

09:35:48.000 At 3 a.m.

09:35:49.000 How much crack is in there?

09:35:50.000 341 on the East Coast.

09:35:51.000 You guys are fantastic.

09:35:53.000 We love you.

09:35:53.000 Well, Paul Scratter, you can go up there next to Nick there in third and fourth chair.

09:35:58.000 And, yeah, you know, Bradigan, if you want to take a spot in red chair.

09:36:01.000 Thank you, guys.

09:36:02.000 We really appreciate it.

09:36:04.000 Yeah, absolutely.

09:36:05.000 And we will need a refill here with whatever it is.

09:36:09.000 Oh, you're taking Gerald's seat.

09:36:10.000 Okay.

09:36:11.000 I don't know.

09:36:12.000 Are we going to take some chat there, Noodles?

09:36:14.000 I know it's a long night, but it's not nearly as long as it could have been.

09:36:18.000 No, I think we still got several thousand people.

09:36:24.000 We were prepped for Arizona's days.

09:36:26.000 Let's grab some chats.

09:36:27.000 And of course, Nick DiPaolo is going to be this Saturday in Ottumwa, Iowa.

09:36:31.000 What's the name of the theater there, Nick?

09:36:33.000 The Bridgeview Center Theater.

09:36:36.000 Hold on.

09:36:37.000 You have it up there, Toolman.

09:36:38.000 You can bring up the overlay.

09:36:39.000 Bridgeview?

09:36:40.000 Bridgeview Center Theater.

09:36:41.000 Look, this does not stop tonight.

09:36:44.000 I get it.

09:36:44.000 It's a victory lap, but go out and support the people out there who are fighting for you, and I guarantee you that you will not only be entertained, but you'll probably see something go down that could be borderline illegal, because it's a Nick Apollo show.

09:36:56.000 At least illegal in a few states.

09:36:58.000 If not a majority.

09:36:59.000 It would have been illegal under Kamala.

09:37:01.000 Yes, it absolutely would have been illegal.

09:37:03.000 And by the way, that's no small thing.

09:37:05.000 We knew that with this election, you know what, I never want to be that group of people when I was at Fox News that said, well, you know what, it's better for us to be the opposition party.

09:37:12.000 We knew that we were going to be in the crosshairs.

09:37:14.000 We knew that for sure removed from YouTube, which by the way is probably going to happen anyway at some point.

09:37:19.000 That's why we're so grateful for Rumble Premium.

09:37:21.000 But we knew that tonight, look, there was a lot on the line, our livelihoods, the proof of the community that was Mug Club. 0.98

09:37:28.000 We knew that we had kind of some runway there where we had to make this work before, if the wrong people came in, were emboldened and shut us down.

09:37:37.000 And we're not just saying that because you haven't heard us really talk about it a whole bunch, but there was a lot of pressure on everyone here tonight, so we're grateful to Chris Pawlowski and everyone here who made it happen.

09:37:45.000 And hey, if nothing else, We know that we're not going to be taken off the air for at least another four years.

09:37:51.000 So that's a good thing.

09:37:52.000 That's a good thing.

09:37:53.000 And Brian, you've been around for a long time.

09:37:54.000 You've seen this.

09:37:55.000 Yeah.

09:37:56.000 And actually, that was the main reason I wanted to come on to actually toast you because the main reason I was brought on actually 10 years in April...

09:38:05.000 Wow.

09:38:06.000 Holy moly.

09:38:09.000 You needed someone to focus on the website so you could focus on what would develop into the Daily Show.

09:38:17.000 Right.

09:38:17.000 And to see what that's developed into, now it's like Mug Club, not even Mug Club Premium anymore.

09:38:24.000 It's Rumble Premium.

09:38:26.000 Yeah.

09:38:28.000 Rumble is launching an entire network around us.

09:38:31.000 Yeah.

09:38:32.000 Thank you very much.

09:38:35.000 I think it's bad luck because I still haven't gotten a refill.

09:38:38.000 Come on, guys.

09:38:39.000 10 years.

09:38:40.000 And by the way, early on, I could pay Brodigan very little, but you know I paid myself less.

09:38:46.000 And then we just said, hey, do you remember that period of time when we had a guy walk off with the ad revenue from the website?

09:38:52.000 Yes.

09:38:53.000 Remember that?

09:38:53.000 Because it was net 90, where the ads were paid every 90 days, and the guy just left.

09:38:58.000 And I remember having that conversation.

09:38:59.000 I'm like, look, look, look, look, look.

09:39:00.000 Just don't...

09:39:01.000 If you leave, I won't blame you, but I promise you I will make you whole within the next...

09:39:04.000 Because I got this guy.

09:39:06.000 We're tracking him down in Panama or wherever the hell he was.

09:39:08.000 And you stuck around and, yeah, gosh, 10 years.

09:39:12.000 Yeah, I mean, that was also the time where the show was basically you and I writing jokes that, like...

09:39:17.000 Because...

09:39:18.000 I mean, if you and I sleep past 7 o'clock in the morning...

09:39:23.000 Do a welfare check.

09:39:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

09:39:25.000 So, I mean, we would be writing the show when it was more, I mean, not more of a comedy show, but it was more, the original version of the show was more based on, like, the Jon Stewart Daily show.

09:39:35.000 It was a stand-up.

09:39:36.000 It was, like, a monologue.

09:39:37.000 We had the stand-up monologues and stuff, and I'd look at an empty page.

09:39:41.000 Yeah, so it was, like, you know, you and me on FaceTime, like, writing jokes, like, 6.30 in the morning, 5.30 in the morning for you.

09:39:48.000 Yeah.

09:39:49.000 No, I remember that.

09:39:50.000 Yeah, because back then, we've talked about this, there was no ad revenue.

09:39:55.000 There was no ad revenue in video podcasts.

09:39:58.000 We've talked about this back then.

09:40:00.000 Thank you very much, Kyle.

09:40:00.000 Appreciate it.

09:40:01.000 And by the way, also, thank you to Kylie and everyone here, the associate producers, and as well as the interns who've come in who've been making this happen.

09:40:08.000 We appreciate it.

09:40:10.000 Oh, but this is warm.

09:40:11.000 What, does this come out of the dishwasher?

09:40:12.000 It's warm beer.

09:40:14.000 Soapy, too.

09:40:15.000 Mm-hmm.

09:40:16.000 Frothy is what we say.

09:40:18.000 But I do remember having a conversation with one of the biggest advertising agencies where they said, hey, we just want you to do a live read.

09:40:25.000 We just want you to do a live read.

09:40:27.000 This is Jake's hat.

09:40:27.000 What's going on?

09:40:29.000 I just needed it.

09:40:30.000 Okay, good.

09:40:32.000 By the way, he looks like every single thug in the Flintstones.

09:40:36.000 I'll take care of him, boss.

09:40:38.000 Let's go!

09:40:39.000 Let's go!

09:40:41.000 I'll break his thoughts.

09:40:44.000 Okay, boss.

09:40:46.000 No, no, no, but he's the other one.

09:40:48.000 Gerald is the okay boss.

09:40:49.000 He's the, I'm the sharp one who's short but feisty.

09:40:53.000 But I do remember having a conversation when we started doing the podcast with advertisers, the people who ran advertising, saying, just do a live read at the front end of the show, and it has to be in the first 60 seconds.

09:41:04.000 And I said, people just skip it.

09:41:06.000 So we're going to put them in, like you saw tonight, whether it's Polymarket, whether it's Noble Gold.

09:41:09.000 We said, we're going to actually do commercials that people won't necessarily feel are commercials, but actually is true to the show.

09:41:15.000 And they said, well, they won't pay for that.

09:41:16.000 And then they said, and they won't pay for video advertising because no one watches video podcasts.

09:41:21.000 And that's because it makes sense.

09:41:22.000 Everyone was just talking into a webcam.

09:41:25.000 And we said, no, no, this is going to be different.

09:41:27.000 And we got dropped.

09:41:28.000 So early on, we had to rely on the revenue from the website, which is kind of completely flipped.

09:41:34.000 Back then, everyone was making revenue on websites, and then it turned into clickbait, and we said, well, we don't want to compete with someone who just says, lock Hillary up, click like, and it would get 50 billion likes.

09:41:44.000 Remember that?

09:41:45.000 And also, Google and Facebook kind of screwed us when it came to even letting us do that in the first place.

09:41:51.000 Yeah.

09:41:52.000 Do you remember when we had the people who were ripping off our articles and charging us to post links?

09:41:56.000 They were like, hey, we'll pay you $3 per CPM, meaning 1,000 clicks.

09:42:00.000 I'm not sure if I should mention the name of the company.

09:42:02.000 Don't mention the names.

09:42:03.000 There were two of them.

09:42:04.000 I remember that, yes.

09:42:05.000 He brought it again.

09:42:06.000 Lean forward a little bit.

09:42:07.000 I couldn't see.

09:42:08.000 You can pull the mic down.

09:42:09.000 It's okay.

09:42:09.000 You can pull it.

09:42:10.000 It's not going to get anyone in trouble.

09:42:11.000 You can pull the mic down.

09:42:12.000 Here we go.

09:42:12.000 Okay, got it.

09:42:13.000 Remember, we went through a lot there where we were like, gosh, is there any future in this industry if you're actually trying to create something original?

09:42:20.000 Because everyone just said, no, no, the money's an aggregation.

09:42:23.000 The money's an aggregation and just doing live reads and getting as many automatic downloads as you can.

09:42:28.000 Back then, it was on iTunes.

09:42:29.000 It wasn't even Apple.

09:42:30.000 Remember, that's what the industry standard was.

09:42:32.000 And I really do appreciate you having faith in this and being here for 10 years.

09:42:36.000 I mean, it was going good for a while, but it felt like as soon as, like, I'm sure this is the same for other websites in the genre, but as soon as we were making headway, Facebook would clamp it down.

09:42:50.000 Because I remember there was a point when we were still with The Blaze where I could look at the numbers and I could see the difference between the traffic we were getting from our Facebook page and the traffic we were getting from their Facebook page.

09:43:05.000 And I would post the same article, same thumbnail, same title.

09:43:11.000 Our traffic would shoot up for like five minutes and then shoot right back down.

09:43:16.000 Right.

09:43:16.000 And like, you know, their traffic, again, same thumbnail, same title, would just like blow up from like...

09:43:23.000 And at the time, we actually had more people following us on Facebook than they did.

09:43:26.000 Well, here's a trip down memory lane, and I don't know if you'll remember this.

09:43:29.000 You probably will.

09:43:29.000 But...

09:43:30.000 Do you remember, this actually happened where a guy, I believe it was Los Angeles City Council, lost his job because he posted an article about China where they were cracking down on Islamic shopkeepers, where they said, hey, we don't care if you're Islamic, you still have to sell alcohol and cigarettes.

09:43:45.000 And our article we posted on our own page said, hey, just to be clear, if communist China tries it, we think maybe go a different direction.

09:43:53.000 But the article was saying it also highlights that China understands the political threat that Islam is and why they're treating it differently.

09:44:00.000 It got copied, remember, verbatim.

09:44:03.000 But then what happened is the people who copied it said, do you think we should be like China?

09:44:08.000 Click lit.

09:44:09.000 Yes, if you agree.

09:44:10.000 The city councilman shared that article and lost his job.

09:44:14.000 And then he mentioned louder with Crowder in the news.

09:44:16.000 We're like, yeah, but we never said we should be like communist.

09:44:18.000 Do you remember that?

09:44:19.000 I mean, that was awesome.

09:44:21.000 I mean, you and I always had a stochastic joke where, like, you know, we could sit down and write, like, a very long, thought-out article about, like, you know, all sorts of available to us and all that stuff.

09:44:34.000 And we get, like, no traffic, but, like, someone could post a photo of, like, you know, Obama is gay, like and share if you'd agree, and it would completely blow up.

09:44:42.000 And he probably is, but that's not a way to create an actual media outlet.

09:44:48.000 And, yeah, and do you remember, this is also a funny story, and then we'll go to some chat.

09:44:51.000 Remember that one year when I got everyone who worked on the staff, I got you those, well, I can say it now, those spin coffee makers, because it was a GoFundMe, where I was like, because you guys loved coffee.

09:44:59.000 This is my favorite story.

09:45:00.000 Yeah, I got them spin coffee.

09:45:02.000 It was the guy who created the coffee maker for Nespresso, the Virtuo line, and he left.

09:45:07.000 There was a patent dispute.

09:45:07.000 I was like, guys, I'm going to get you this coffee maker because you can make espresso, you can make cold brew, because you all have different things you like.

09:45:13.000 I was like, you can also make drinks.

09:45:14.000 And it's one machine that does it all, and it's a GoFundMe, and it's going to be shipping Christmas.

09:45:18.000 So you guys got...

09:45:19.000 Remember?

09:45:19.000 You guys all got it.

09:45:20.000 You're like, this is one of the...

09:45:21.000 Okay, our Christmas...

09:45:23.000 Our Christmas were in 2015, and literally the only employees were like me, Courtney, and I think your brother Jordan.

09:45:30.000 Maybe, yeah.

09:45:30.000 I don't remember who, but yeah.

09:45:31.000 Alright, you get the presents in 2015, but they're not going to be available in 2016.

09:45:36.000 Right.

09:45:37.000 Which is fine, because at the time, no one was doing where you have your app where you can control everything in your life on your iPhone.

09:45:45.000 So, like, eventually 2016...

09:45:48.000 2017.

09:45:49.000 You know, a year and a half, two years, three years.

09:45:51.000 And it became a running gag, because I know with Courtney and I, because we would follow Spin on Instagram.

09:45:56.000 Yeah.

09:45:57.000 And every so often, they would be, like, you know, they would post stuff, like, you know, gay stuff, like, come join our coffee community.

09:46:03.000 Right. 0.99

09:46:04.000 And then, like, all the comments would be, where the fuck is my machine? 0.97

09:46:07.000 Yeah. 0.92

09:46:08.000 And then they would show off comments.

09:46:11.000 And I bought you guys a little espresso machine that sat at the Gagias, yeah.

09:46:15.000 And you bought us like entirely new coffee makers, and like six months later, Spin actually...

09:46:21.000 It was finally available!

09:46:22.000 And then you guys got it as a Christmas gift, and I got one, and mine still hasn't worked, Spin.

09:46:27.000 This entire time, I get coffee grounds in my coffee every... ...and I get coffee grounds in my coffee grounds.

09:46:43.000 Be expecting a box.

09:46:45.000 And as soon as I saw the box on my front porch, I knew what it was.

09:46:48.000 I just knew what it was.

09:46:51.000 I was going somewhere with my mom, and we pulled up, and I started laughing hysterically, like, what are you laughing at?

09:46:55.000 Like, I'll tell you what I opened, what was on the front porch.

09:46:58.000 Well, I got the only lemon of the bunch, so I'm glad that you guys enjoyed it.

09:47:01.000 But we have Pops Crowder, we have Nick DePaul, and Brody, and I know you've had a long night, too, so we'll let Gerald tap back in.

09:47:07.000 Thank you, brother.

09:47:08.000 We appreciate it.

09:47:09.000 I'm glad that you've been here.

09:47:10.000 Here's to another 10 years of toast.

09:47:12.000 Yeah.

09:47:12.000 Too broad again for 10 years.

09:47:16.000 There you go.

09:47:17.000 Cheers.

09:47:19.000 Yes, I do.

09:47:22.000 And we're going to close this out tonight with some chats, and I guess unless there's some updates that it looks like, I mean, I don't know if we've called Wisconsin, but it's seeming like Wisconsin and Michigan.

09:47:31.000 I'm literally looking at, just bring it up in the lower, you know, right?

09:47:35.000 Look, I mean, still 266.

09:47:37.000 Yeah, we're not, by the way, we're not doing our data analytics now because they're having a party out there. 1.00

09:47:41.000 No, but these guys are freaking morons. 1.00

09:47:43.000 I know. 1.00

09:47:43.000 They're trying to give them hope and just dangle it out there for a while. 1.00

09:47:47.000 They know it's over.

09:47:48.000 The man's already spoken.

09:47:49.000 It's done.

09:47:50.000 Yeah, it is.

09:47:51.000 It really is done.

09:47:52.000 And you know what?

09:47:53.000 He didn't speak a moment too soon either.

09:47:54.000 Remember when Alex Jones said he should give a speech right now?

09:47:58.000 And Gerald was right.

09:47:58.000 No, no, for the optics, you've got to wait.

09:48:00.000 Because they'll say he's trying to do it to tilt it.

09:48:02.000 He waited just long enough, but not too long so that people knew where we stood.

09:48:07.000 And like I said, it's a whole lot better if you do that.

09:48:10.000 And then they try and pull a fast one afterwards.

09:48:12.000 And you know what?

09:48:12.000 I guarantee you there are some people behind the scenes who said, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

09:48:16.000 We're past that now.

09:48:18.000 That's probably what went down.

09:48:20.000 Well, Kamala's going to get, you know, 100% of the next 2% of votes that come in in all these states. 1.00

09:48:26.000 So, I mean, anything can happen.

09:48:28.000 I don't think she's.

09:48:29.000 I think at this point, I think they're going like, hey, not this one.

09:48:32.000 Not this one. 0.99

09:48:33.000 There's no COVID to mask any of that shit, so it's not going to happen. 0.98

09:48:37.000 It's 96% reporting in Pennsylvania and they still aren't calling it. 0.98

09:48:41.000 And it's a two and a half point spread.

09:48:43.000 Like, come on.

09:48:43.000 I mean, Hey, remember what our prediction was earlier?

09:48:45.000 It'll go from 3.8, I think it was.

09:48:47.000 We said it's going to get closer to 2, but we're still calling.

09:48:50.000 And that's how we made our call.

09:48:52.000 It's going to settle closer to 2, but we're confident we made that call I don't know how many hours ago.

09:48:56.000 Sorry, what were you saying, Nick?

09:48:58.000 Nothing.

09:48:59.000 Oh, my God.

09:49:00.000 Punchy.

09:49:01.000 Well, all of us are at this point.

09:49:03.000 And look at the team he's bringing in.

09:49:05.000 You made a great point about that.

09:49:07.000 Do I dare say diversity?

09:49:08.000 I mean, that team is incredible.

09:49:10.000 Oh, you dare.

09:49:10.000 And look at our bench.

09:49:12.000 I know.

09:49:12.000 We were talking about this, Nick.

09:49:13.000 Yeah.

09:49:14.000 I mean, they've got no bench.

09:49:15.000 It was the biggest complaint.

09:49:17.000 We've got the sharpest bunch of people.

09:49:17.000 They picked.

09:49:18.000 After Trump.

09:49:19.000 I'm telling you, they blew it.

09:49:21.000 Obama was the last one on the team, remember?

09:49:23.000 He didn't want her in there. 1.00

09:49:25.000 And he knows a little bit about this shit. 1.00

09:49:27.000 And people don't realize that you are a politico, Nick. 0.99

09:49:30.000 This is just like a sports team where Nick has followed this forever, which is, I hope this isn't, but he's also foregone some opportunities because in this industry...

09:49:39.000 He was doing this long before it was cool.

09:49:41.000 But remember the big criticism when it was Barack Obama, right?

09:49:43.000 You had McCain, and McCain-Palin, and then you had Romney, Tim Ryan, Paul Ryan.

09:49:53.000 Remember the big criticism was, well, Republicans have no bench.

09:49:56.000 And look at how quickly that turned.

09:49:58.000 Right now you're going, who do the Democrats have?

09:49:59.000 Newsom, Whitmer, probably.

09:50:02.000 Yeah, think about that.

09:50:04.000 I think they're going to lean on this Shapiro guy.

09:50:06.000 Yeah, they will.

09:50:07.000 It looks like he's their next.

09:50:08.000 Yeah.

09:50:09.000 Remember when our bench was Bobby Jindal and Fred, what's his name, the guy from...

09:50:12.000 Fred Lain.

09:50:13.000 Oh, Thompson.

09:50:14.000 Fred Thompson.

09:50:15.000 Yeah.

09:50:16.000 Remember that was our bench?

09:50:17.000 Yeah.

09:50:18.000 I did that for you.

09:50:19.000 Fred Travely.

09:50:20.000 Fred was on CSI or something.

09:50:23.000 Yeah.

09:50:24.000 Remember that was our bench.

09:50:25.000 Remember, actually, the State of the Union, the rebuttal was done by Bobby Jindal.

09:50:28.000 And everyone thought, "Bobby Jindal's gonna be the guy." I thought about him.

09:50:34.000 Now, I mean, look at the field.

09:50:36.000 Finally, we get to get rid of the Chris Christie's and the Nikki Haley.

09:50:39.000 They can go into oblivion.

09:50:40.000 Now we've got Vivek, we've got Ron DeSantis, and we've got J.D. Vance, who would be buying for it.

09:50:45.000 And obviously, J.D. Vance would have the inside track to that.

09:50:47.000 But you've got three people that would be like, yes, yes, and yes.

09:50:50.000 I mean, figure it out, boys. 0.76

09:50:52.000 We're just the dummies on this side, right? 0.96

09:50:53.000 We're just the knuckle-draggers on the right. 0.88

09:50:57.000 With an Elon Musk, a James Woods, 165 IQ. Look at J.D. Vance, look at Vivek.

09:51:06.000 I mean, they're absolute geniuses.

09:51:09.000 Yeah, it is pretty hard for the left to argue that they are the party of intelligentsia.

09:51:13.000 Now, the only way they can argue that the left can argue that they are the party of intelligentsia is if the only qualifier is a college degree.

09:51:19.000 But that's pretty tough to do when Tim Wall said, I didn't know anyone who went to Yale!

09:51:25.000 By the way, we don't condemn someone for going to Yale, and we don't say that's what makes them qualify.

09:51:30.000 It's a component of them.

09:51:31.000 Oh, the guy was also a Marine.

09:51:34.000 The guy has also accomplished a whole lot.

09:51:36.000 The guy also has been a successful person. 0.97

09:51:38.000 He grew up in a shithole, and his mother was a drug addict. 0.99

09:51:40.000 If he was black, that's all you would have heard. 1.00

09:51:42.000 Of course, yeah. 1.00

09:51:44.000 That shit should be over by now. 0.99

09:51:46.000 I want the whole culture to change. 1.00

09:51:48.000 I'd like to see a commercial with four white guys in a Bud commercial. 0.60

09:51:52.000 Is that possible?

09:51:53.000 I think you're going to have a conversation with black Americans and go, do you know J.D. Vance's story?

09:51:57.000 And I think black Americans would go... 1.00

09:51:58.000 Man, I didn't know that.

09:51:59.000 Okay, that's pretty cool.

09:52:00.000 I think they'll actually hear that, and I think you're going to have an easier time talking about J.D. Vance's backstory than Tim Walz.

09:52:06.000 I have more of a black upbringing than Barack Obama.

09:52:09.000 That's true, you did.

09:52:11.000 Detroit, your house sold for, what was it, $7,000?

09:52:13.000 He was raised in Hawaii.

09:52:15.000 $8,000.

09:52:16.000 The house you grew up in in Detroit just sold for $8,000.

09:52:18.000 But the other two homes in the street are free for squatters.

09:52:20.000 $8,000 whole dollars.

09:52:22.000 And you never want to be the most expensive house in the block.

09:52:24.000 That was your mistake.

09:52:25.000 They pulled us down.

09:52:27.000 $8,000 versus free.

09:52:30.000 So that's a tough place to be.

09:52:33.000 Let's grab some chats here and close out this celebration.

09:52:37.000 And of course, we will be with you Thursday morning.

09:52:40.000 Oh, I'm seeing someone come back in.

09:52:42.000 Oh, no.

09:52:43.000 Sam from HR. Yeah, Sam from HR. Okay, go ahead.

09:52:47.000 What do we do?

09:52:49.000 Gentlemen, just wanted to let you know that Nevada is going for President Trump.

09:52:54.000 Oh, really?

09:52:55.000 Yes.

09:52:55.000 I would take that as good news if it wasn't coming from you.

09:52:59.000 Really?

09:53:00.000 It's great they got gambling and floor shows and floor shows.

09:53:05.000 Sam, do me a favor.

09:53:06.000 Just go buy your merch on Crowder Shop for 47% off Trump1 promo code.

09:53:10.000 Do that and leave the room. 0.71

09:53:11.000 It is a great deal.

09:53:12.000 Hey, hey, hey.

09:53:13.000 I was finished speaking.

09:53:14.000 That means you leave.

09:53:15.000 That means you leave the room.

09:53:16.000 Yeah, you gotta go.

09:53:17.000 I'll see you all tomorrow.

09:53:18.000 No, you won't see us tomorrow because it's already 3 a.m.

09:53:21.000 We appreciate you coming in to notify us, but you're still unwelcome. 1.00

09:53:21.000 You suck. 1.00

09:53:26.000 And not because you're Jewish, but because you suck. 1.00

09:53:28.000 He sucks. 1.00

09:53:29.000 It's independent of Jewishness. 1.00

09:53:31.000 So Nevada officially going to Donald Trump.

09:53:32.000 Did he say floor shows?

09:53:33.000 He said floor shows.

09:53:34.000 What the hell is that?

09:53:35.000 Oh, I forgot. 0.97

09:53:37.000 Throw down CNN. We're not done.

09:53:40.000 I'm having a good time!

09:53:42.000 Having a good time!

09:53:43.000 You better put it all on me tonight!

09:53:45.000 And it paid off!

09:53:47.000 There's a party in the desert each!

09:53:50.000 You don't have to gamble with all your lives!

09:53:53.000 Luck me a lady! 1.00

09:53:55.000 I'm gonna go, go, go!

09:53:57.000 There's no stopping me!

09:54:01.000 Nice.

09:54:02.000 Why is it a lighthouse in Nevada?

09:54:04.000 I don't know.

09:54:06.000 Come on.

09:54:06.000 It's 3 a.m.

09:54:08.000 Leave it to a father to be critical, no matter what you do.

09:54:12.000 A lighthouse.

09:54:14.000 The little lights aren't twinkling.

09:54:16.000 Thanks for noticing, Arch.

09:54:18.000 It's emblematic of America, Darren.

09:54:21.000 Do you hate America?

09:54:22.000 No, no.

09:54:23.000 Thank you.

09:54:23.000 Let's not do that.

09:54:24.000 It's for the caravan to let them know where they're going to move.

09:54:27.000 Yes, exactly.

09:54:27.000 I love the rocky coast of Nevada.

09:54:29.000 So, assuming Arizona, the electoral map does look, it looks like, would it be 312?

09:54:35.000 That's what I was going to ask you, what the electoral number is.

09:54:38.000 Yeah, let's bring up 270 to win, unless there's some kind of crazy ballot dump. 0.99

09:54:42.000 Let's bring up 270 to win.

09:54:44.000 We obviously have pencil.

09:54:45.000 So, what happened to 270 to win?

09:54:47.000 Well, we already called Georgia and North Carolina and Nevada.

09:54:50.000 We haven't been keeping up with 270, sorry.

09:54:53.000 Okay, alright.

09:54:53.000 Go to Nevada.

09:54:55.000 Popping Nevada.

09:54:56.000 Popping Wisconsin.

09:54:58.000 And let's pop in Michigan, based on the numbers that we're seeing.

09:55:01.000 Yeah, 312.

09:55:02.000 312, wow.

09:55:03.000 312 to 226.

09:55:05.000 You told me you didn't think Michigan.

09:55:07.000 That's a blowout. 0.99

09:55:07.000 There's not enough fellatio in the world. 0.99

09:55:11.000 That's how it should have been. 0.71

09:55:12.000 I mean, there should have been no questions.

09:55:15.000 I never said Michigan is absolutely zero, but I thought...

09:55:19.000 Wisconsin, for sure, before Michigan.

09:55:21.000 I thought Michigan was the long shot tonight.

09:55:24.000 It could still be, but...

09:55:26.000 It could still be, because anything can happen in Wayne County.

09:55:30.000 I don't want to say after dark.

09:55:31.000 I mean, anything can happen in Wayne County at 3 p.m.

09:55:34.000 The valets are no longer there.

09:55:36.000 There's no more population.

09:55:37.000 What if they're like, hey guys, we did our part!

09:55:39.000 And it doesn't matter at all.

09:55:41.000 I will say this, though.

09:55:43.000 Look, and sometimes, and we're going to go to chat, but sometimes, look, you want to talk providential. 0.97

09:55:49.000 Hey, did it suck? 0.95

09:55:50.000 Was 220 awful? 0.98

09:55:52.000 Yeah.

09:55:54.000 But this is the greatest comeback in American political history.

09:55:56.000 And do you think that Donald Trump's a different guy?

09:55:58.000 You think he's a different guy right now where he thought, you know what?

09:56:01.000 All right, fine.

09:56:01.000 I got nothing to lose.

09:56:02.000 Do you think, by the way, and we were there the entire way, and I mean that, the entire, right away, we were calling Clark County the Registrar in Nevada.

09:56:09.000 We were going to Michigan to these addresses that didn't exist. 0.76

09:56:12.000 But now the other conservatives, and I Look, I'm not throwing shit, but the Johnny-come-latelys are willing to say, hey, you know what? 0.96

09:56:19.000 Maybe there was some foul play. 0.87

09:56:20.000 And now all of that is, not all of that, but some of that is absolutely vindicated tonight, where you have an entire half of the country who's emboldened to no longer feel ashamed, to feel afraid to make those claims.

09:56:32.000 You have Donald Trump who has the mandate of the masses.

09:56:35.000 This, in other words, if you could do it all again, would you go through those four years to get what you just got tonight?

09:56:42.000 Yeah.

09:56:43.000 Would you do it again?

09:56:43.000 I mean, I think so.

09:56:45.000 I mean, I think we paid a heavy price.

09:56:46.000 We did.

09:56:47.000 But for the comparison, for people to be like, okay, look, maybe I don't love everything, but this is definitely not the way to go with immigration the way it is under these guys with the inflation rate that we saw, with the economics, with everything else that we've seen.

09:57:01.000 We've got to get away from censoring the First Amendment, not even recognizing the Second Amendment.

09:57:05.000 We've got to go a different direction.

09:57:07.000 Look, it's going to be a messy process.

09:57:09.000 It's never easy to maintain.

09:57:12.000 You've got it if you can keep it kind of thing.

09:57:14.000 If you can keep it, sometimes you need to come to Jesus' moment.

09:57:17.000 Usually that involves pain.

09:57:19.000 Hopefully, the four years that we experienced under Biden-Harris was enough pain for us to remember not to go back down that road again.

09:57:26.000 Well, I think, again, what we do have now that we couldn't have had any other way is you have eight years of Obama, 1,200 average median home increase or average salary increase.

09:57:34.000 I don't know if it's average or median.

09:57:36.000 4,400 under Donald Trump.

09:57:39.000 Negative 4,000 under Biden.

09:57:40.000 You're going to have 8,000.

09:57:42.000 Four, four, and another four.

09:57:45.000 You're going to have contrast, contrast.

09:57:46.000 It's going to be like a coral snake of policy.

09:57:50.000 What is it?

09:57:51.000 Red next to yellow can kill a fellow.

09:57:53.000 Red next to black is a friend of Jack. 1.00

09:57:55.000 Some bullshit. 1.00

09:57:56.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

09:57:57.000 I'm talking about coral snakes! 1.00

09:57:58.000 Too late. 1.00

09:57:59.000 You're dead. 1.00

09:57:59.000 We didn't have anything. 1.00

09:58:00.000 I'm pretty sure it's red next to yellow can kill a fellow.

09:58:03.000 By the way, anyone out there who lives in the geography where coral snakes thrive, I'm 99% sure it's red next to yellow can kill a fellow.

09:58:10.000 Red next to black is a friend of Jack because they're fake coral snakes. 0.98

09:58:12.000 My point is, you've got the different colors here.

09:58:15.000 We have 844.

09:58:17.000 Four again! 0.61

09:58:18.000 And then four again, where, by God, you might have a really stark contrast.

09:58:21.000 And look, we've always said that the president doesn't necessarily control that much as far as policy, but there is an area that does fall under the purview of executive policy, and we saw it with Obama, we saw it with Trump, we saw it with Biden, and we will see it again.

09:58:36.000 That's largely energy, opening up the leases, allowing us to drill in our own land, and immigration that falls under the purview that can be done through executive policy.

09:58:47.000 Yes, because that's a proactive approach, right?

09:58:49.000 Deciding as a commander-in-chief to go to war.

09:58:51.000 You just need to stay the course, and you're going to have another contrast of four years with some executive policy under which Donald Trump actually has control, which can create a direct contrast So you can't necessarily do that with the budget.

09:59:07.000 You can't control that with the presidency.

09:59:09.000 I hate to say it because everyone's vying for what project they want and earmarks and pork barrel spending.

09:59:15.000 But as far as, you know what?

09:59:16.000 Yep.

09:59:17.000 You can drill as far as, you know what?

09:59:19.000 Nope.

09:59:19.000 We're not going to let people in.

09:59:20.000 We're going to make sure that these people can be apprehended and sent back.

09:59:23.000 That can be done with executive policy because we saw it.

09:59:26.000 You don't go from 3 million under 4 years of Donald Trump, illegal immigrants, as far as apprehensions at the border, to over 20 million by conservative estimates in less than 4 years of Biden-Harris.

09:59:37.000 Watch how quick he signs an executive order to shut that down.

09:59:40.000 Yep.

09:59:40.000 Well, the shutting down is one thing.

09:59:42.000 The deportation.

09:59:44.000 We're not going to get any wars overseas.

09:59:46.000 We might have some here at home.

09:59:48.000 I can't wait until he tries to pull that.

09:59:51.000 That's my favorite thing that he said.

09:59:53.000 I think everybody agrees on violent criminals, though.

09:59:56.000 I think that's the first.

09:59:57.000 Start with violent criminals. 0.86

09:59:58.000 Well, yeah, but not all illegals are violent.

10:00:01.000 You're going to have to scoop them up, too.

10:00:03.000 Well, no, you scoop up those first.

10:00:04.000 But he's going to have the support of so many Hispanic voters, which I think is going to surprise people.

10:00:09.000 When you look at deportations of people who are here, who came here illegally, especially people who came here in the last three, four years, you're going to have a huge portion of Hispanic voters say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:00:17.000 People who haven't paid taxes, even if they're not criminals.

10:00:20.000 Of course, every person who was here illegally is a criminal to some extent because they broke the law to be here. 0.87

10:00:24.000 I think what's going to surprise people is the Hispanic support for deportation of people who have no business being here. 0.95

10:00:32.000 That's the next blast of cold water, I think.

10:00:35.000 He'll support it.

10:00:36.000 The last of the cold water is the B-team on CNN that they brought. 0.72

10:00:38.000 I'm not even kidding.

10:00:39.000 This is the B-team doing data analytics this late at night.

10:00:42.000 Well, look here.

10:00:43.000 We're going to wait.

10:00:44.000 What do you got against B-teams?

10:00:45.000 Maybe there's a shot.

10:00:46.000 Well, let's see what they have to say, but hey, CNN B-team, how tastes our team's pee-pee?

10:00:53.000 Let's see what he says.

10:00:54.000 A lot about what's happening here, because this is the largest count in the state.

10:00:59.000 17.6% of the population lives in this state.

10:01:02.000 That margin, you're saying, 29 points, it's got to be, that's a great sign for the Harris campaign.

10:01:07.000 It's not when you look at what Joe Biden's margin is.

10:01:10.000 Pardon me, sir. 1.00

10:01:10.000 Fuck this! 1.00

10:01:12.000 Talk about this for a second. 1.00

10:01:13.000 Right now, these people would be happier if it's 4 a.m.

10:01:18.000 Eastern, and you don't go to bed knowing who the president is.

10:01:22.000 They don't want you to know who the president is, which, by the way, we all knew up until, I want to say 2000.

10:01:28.000 No ratings.

10:01:30.000 They would be happier right now.

10:01:32.000 They're trying to, right now, condition you to accept the idea that you don't know who the president is when you go to bed, which is what everyone in this country has known, and in France and the UK and Bangladesh, for God's sakes.

10:01:46.000 You want to tell me these people aren't the enemy of the American people?

10:01:50.000 It's over.

10:01:51.000 It's over, Johnny.

10:01:52.000 It's over. 0.98

10:01:53.000 Yes It's a rumor Yeah, nigga, you know me You asked me I didn't ask you Nothing People call me baby killer I'll cut the vinyl crap Like that Like that Baby killer When I was a kid Detroit was millions of people Yeah. 0.98

10:02:07.000 A bunch of college. 0.96

10:02:09.000 Today it's less than a half a million and they're lying about that for census money.

10:02:12.000 Yep.

10:02:13.000 It is no longer a great American city.

10:02:15.000 I'm surprised it has pro franchises in every sport.

10:02:18.000 It's that bad.

10:02:19.000 I know.

10:02:19.000 But the suburbs are still prospering.

10:02:21.000 The city itself is a shell.

10:02:23.000 It really is.

10:02:26.000 And they're often full because it's the only thing left in Detroit.

10:02:29.000 I would do comedy there.

10:02:30.000 It's the type of city you walk by Quiznos on a Saturday afternoon.

10:02:34.000 It's closed.

10:02:35.000 Yes.

10:02:36.000 A sunny day, there's a million people out going to the ballpark.

10:02:39.000 Quiznos is bored.

10:02:41.000 People don't know this.

10:02:42.000 If you go back and watch Detroit in Ruins, which was my second viral video where I did investigative work, I was with a company called PJTV at that point in time.

10:02:50.000 Remember, they were based out of El Segundo.

10:02:51.000 A lot of great people there.

10:02:52.000 This is not to denigrate them.

10:02:54.000 None of them wanted to be the camera operator going to Detroit.

10:02:59.000 You did it, remember?

10:03:01.000 You did it, and our saving grace was that the crackheads weren't out at 11 a.m.

10:03:07.000 Remember that?

10:03:07.000 Because it was cold.

10:03:08.000 Steven said, Dad, you think we're safe out here?

10:03:11.000 And I said, well, it's 20 degrees, and it's pretty early.

10:03:14.000 You're safe as in your mother's arms.

10:03:15.000 Yes!

10:03:17.000 If it warms up, it gets a little later, we might want to move on.

10:03:20.000 But remember, we were staying at the Courtyard Marriott in Dearborn.

10:03:23.000 I think that back then it was about $82 a night.

10:03:26.000 And we went and we filmed in that one house where we saw all the antifreeze, the nails, remember?

10:03:31.000 And we filmed it where I was going, oh, we walked into two abandoned houses.

10:03:34.000 One had, what was it, 50 packs of surgical tubing, right?

10:03:37.000 Remember that?

10:03:38.000 And it had syringes.

10:03:39.000 Garbage bags of tubing and syringes.

10:03:42.000 Individually wrapped surgical tubing.

10:03:43.000 And then the second one, we noticed that there was, like, someone had put up Christmas decorations. 0.99

10:03:49.000 And we went back to that hotel and we were going, ah, shit. 0.97

10:03:51.000 We didn't get the audio, you didn't turn the mic on. 0.99

10:03:53.000 Because you weren't a cameraman, but you were the only person with the balls to go. 0.90

10:03:55.000 We said, we got to go back there tomorrow. 0.97

10:03:57.000 And we went back the next day and there were new decorations put up.

10:04:00.000 And we sat...

10:04:00.000 Remember that?

10:04:01.000 In our beds at the Courtyard Marriott for $80-something a night in Dearborn, Michigan, with chills going up our spine.

10:04:08.000 Remember?

10:04:09.000 There was someone there between when we shot yesterday in the evening and today in the morning.

10:04:14.000 Remember that?

10:04:15.000 We didn't cherry-pick those houses.

10:04:16.000 They were random.

10:04:17.000 Random.

10:04:18.000 Completely random.

10:04:19.000 Abandoned homes, yeah.

10:04:20.000 That's why I say that was...

10:04:23.000 Inten guy or whatever it is.

10:04:24.000 Oh, Inten guy?

10:04:25.000 What happened to this guy's...

10:04:26.000 Where's his aggregate?

10:04:27.000 Yeah, where's his aggregate?

10:04:28.000 By the way, do we have...

10:04:29.000 I know it probably is way back in our channel.

10:04:32.000 Do we have a side-by-side of the Des Moines Register?

10:04:35.000 We do.

10:04:36.000 Versus the final results?

10:04:37.000 It was bad.

10:04:38.000 What was the name of that broad?

10:04:39.000 Seltzer?

10:04:40.000 Oh, yeah.

10:04:41.000 Seltzer.

10:04:41.000 That's her aggregate.

10:04:42.000 Our Iowa poll, which showed Kamala how much ahead?

10:04:45.000 It was like four points.

10:04:46.000 Remember seltzer bottles?

10:04:47.000 Those were good.

10:04:48.000 Yes.

10:04:48.000 And Donald Trump won it by 14 points.

10:04:51.000 You're like, he's up by 10!

10:04:53.000 Again, remember that you didn't dream it, because for 48 hours, people were going, oh, just so you know, if we see this, it could be a walk-off for Kamala Harris.

10:05:00.000 They were prepping the stage for you to be gaslit, and it just didn't work.

10:05:06.000 And remember this, whenever people say, ah, you know what, they're going to...

10:05:08.000 Hey, if it's insurmountable...

10:05:11.000 They do have to back off, and we saw that tonight.

10:05:13.000 Well, we're 10 hours into a stream right now.

10:05:16.000 I know we have to land the plane, but one thing we haven't done before, we had sponsors really step up for this one.

10:05:22.000 So I just wanted to thank those guys.

10:05:23.000 So Polymarket, obviously, did the presenting rights.

10:05:26.000 We really appreciate that.

10:05:27.000 Obviously, Polymarket actually came on board a long time after we started using them, so there was no coordination there.

10:05:31.000 No, because we're using them so often.

10:05:33.000 And then Noble Gold, we thank you guys for that partnership.

10:05:36.000 Make sure you go and support these guys.

10:05:37.000 We don't like dealing with most gold companies.

10:05:40.000 There's a reason Stephen hasn't done anything with that.

10:05:41.000 I said no for years.

10:05:42.000 By the way, we will find that coin behind that.

10:05:44.000 We'll have to find it.

10:05:45.000 Next, we have our pocket catheter sponsor coming in.

10:05:48.000 No, we're not doing that.

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10:05:52.000 Make sure you go and support those guys.

10:05:54.000 And Devin Nunes, we talked to him as the CEO of that company.

10:05:56.000 And then also Jacked Up Fitness.

10:05:57.000 They have done a phenomenal job getting us outfitted.

10:06:00.000 We'll have more videos and stuff coming from them.

10:06:02.000 So make sure you support all of these guys so that they feel the love as well.

10:06:06.000 This is a win for everybody tonight.

10:06:07.000 And thank you to Solyndra.

10:06:09.000 Yes, yes, thank you.

10:06:10.000 I know so many people out there don't remember.

10:06:12.000 Was that a $68 billion loss, Solyndra?

10:06:14.000 It was huge.

10:06:15.000 $500 billion.

10:06:15.000 What are you talking about?

10:06:16.000 Was it $500 billion?

10:06:17.000 $500 million.

10:06:18.000 I said $68 billion.

10:06:19.000 One of us is wrong.

10:06:20.000 I was a little lower.

10:06:21.000 Yeah, I don't know who's wrong.

10:06:22.000 I'm going to say it's you.

10:06:23.000 Okay.

10:06:25.000 You know, it really does feel like vindication, but you made a point.

10:06:28.000 There are some people in the conservative space that were never Trumpers.

10:06:32.000 Remember that?

10:06:33.000 Up until recently.

10:06:35.000 Remember the conversations that I had where people said, look, look, we want you to come work, here's a contract, but you've got to stop talking about the vaccines and you've got to stop talking about the election of 2020.

10:06:47.000 Gerald, remember that?

10:06:48.000 Yeah.

10:06:48.000 How many conversations did I have?

10:06:49.000 I said, no, absolutely not.

10:06:50.000 And what happens?

10:06:51.000 You talk about the machine going after you when you say, I absolutely won't do it, and furthermore, you should be ashamed to even bring this up.

10:06:59.000 Right.

10:07:00.000 You get the machine that comes after you.

10:07:02.000 We had the exact same thing.

10:07:03.000 And so, look, even though I've never had him on the show, we've had his son on, obviously, many times, and he's mentioned us in his rallies, Donald Trump, with the DOJ hidden camera investigation because Mug Club Undercover, which, by the way, you know what?

10:07:17.000 I did.

10:07:17.000 I meant to do this because then Nick said, mention you're undercover.

10:07:20.000 Mug Club Undercover.

10:07:21.000 They did the Nashville Manifesto, the DOJ story as far as weaponizing against Donald Trump.

10:07:27.000 Remember Jay Varma?

10:07:29.000 What was going on?

10:07:30.000 This is the COVID czar from New York City, and we did follow-ups on that.

10:07:34.000 We also had the story that was going on with Georgia here recently.

10:07:38.000 Mug Club undercover, that was a big risk.

10:07:41.000 We have people here who, by the way, laid a lot on the line.

10:07:46.000 We have some of them out there right now.

10:07:49.000 One very big toast to Mug Club Undercover and what they did which directly affected this election. 0.68

10:07:55.000 There you go.

10:07:56.000 We have the good work.

10:07:57.000 Creepy children scream.

10:07:59.000 I hear somebody else.

10:08:08.000 Probably.

10:08:08.000 It's probably Jitsu.

10:08:10.000 You know, if that Barma thing hadn't happened, we'd probably all be looking at a monkeypox vaccine right now. 0.99

10:08:14.000 That would have been the next hoax.

10:08:16.000 Well, certainly Gerald.

10:08:19.000 What?

10:08:20.000 What?

10:08:20.000 Nothing.

10:08:21.000 Homosexuality. 0.96

10:08:22.000 Let's grab some chats.

10:08:25.000 Nice segue.

10:08:26.000 All right.

10:08:28.000 Hey, who's on the wall?

10:08:28.000 Anyone want to guess my temperature?

10:08:30.000 Let's see.

10:08:33.000 Let's see.

10:08:35.000 Oh, 99.6.

10:08:36.000 It's not that bad.

10:08:37.000 It's not that bad.

10:08:38.000 It's one degree.

10:08:39.000 You're good.

10:08:39.000 No, it hasn't changed.

10:08:40.000 But again, like I said, I run cold.

10:08:41.000 And by the way, I really do appreciate...

10:08:44.000 You know, I was like, yesterday, I never slept like that in my life.

10:08:49.000 I said, whatever it takes, a couple of IVs, we're going to make this happen.

10:08:53.000 Gerald was still finalizing.

10:08:54.000 By the way, a toast.

10:08:55.000 One final toast.

10:08:56.000 I've said chat like 50,000 times.

10:08:58.000 To Gerald, because...

10:09:00.000 When we were looking at the Rumble Premium, obviously this right now, and making sure we finalize that contract so that we could have all of our T's crossed and our I's dotted, yesterday...

10:09:10.000 What are we?

10:09:10.000 No, two days ago, I guess, at this point.

10:09:12.000 I was like, Gerald, I don't want to sign anything right now because I'm really excited about it, but I want to make sure we do it right. 0.98

10:09:17.000 And I just shit myself. 0.98

10:09:20.000 And Gerald said, it's okay. 0.99

10:09:22.000 Oh, I thought you meant right now.

10:09:23.000 It'll be ready.

10:09:24.000 Well, I did as well.

10:09:25.000 Two pairs, so I'm safe.

10:09:27.000 Uh...

10:09:28.000 Captain Morgan, CEO. We would not have...

10:09:30.000 Rumble Premium, where we are, would never have happened without, as much as we give them crap, Captain Morgan, CEO. Gerald Morgan. 0.98

10:09:37.000 Yes.

10:09:38.000 Cheers to him.

10:09:39.000 Yay. 1.00

10:09:39.000 Joyner, you're gay. 1.00

10:09:41.000 Stop it. 1.00

10:09:42.000 I mean, they're gay, not me. 0.97

10:09:43.000 Just think, you know what?

10:09:50.000 Before chat, just think about this coalition right now.

10:09:52.000 You've got Nick DiPaolo.

10:09:54.000 You've got Gerald Morgan, an absolute Boy Scout.

10:09:57.000 You've got Toolman Tim, who, by the way, worked at every major outlet before this.

10:10:02.000 Fox News, The Blaze.

10:10:03.000 I have no business being here in the first place.

10:10:06.000 You have Noodles here who worked at ESPN for close to 10 years.

10:10:09.000 You have Emmys out there. 0.80

10:10:11.000 You have people who have foregone other opportunities in this industry to be here.

10:10:16.000 Talk about a coalition of people from different walks.

10:10:19.000 Unbelievable.

10:10:19.000 The only thing we have in common is believing in what we're doing here tonight.

10:10:22.000 And I mean, really, that's the only thing we all have in common.

10:10:24.000 Well, that and I hate your minorities. 1.00

10:10:28.000 If the minority is named Sam.

10:10:30.000 Yes.

10:10:30.000 Yes, of course.

10:10:31.000 Yes.

10:10:33.000 Let's grab some chat.

10:10:34.000 All right.

10:10:36.000 First chat from Reasonable Redhead. 1.00

10:10:39.000 When and how do you think Kamala will concede?

10:10:41.000 Thank you for making history along with our nation.

10:10:43.000 That's true.

10:10:44.000 That's a good question.

10:10:45.000 She has to certify the election.

10:10:47.000 She does have to certify it as vice president. 1.00

10:10:49.000 That's right.

10:10:50.000 By the way, I also want to check in with the polymarket as far as the likelihood of this show being banned on YouTube.

10:10:55.000 I think far less now that Donald Trump won.

10:10:58.000 But that's a good question.

10:11:02.000 Do you think she's going to do it soon?

10:11:04.000 I think at this point it's too much of a result, too overwhelming to contest, right?

10:11:09.000 She has to do it in the morning, right?

10:11:10.000 Are you calling?

10:11:11.000 I'll call her right now. 1.00

10:11:12.000 Hey, you stupid bitch, wake up. 1.00

10:11:14.000 You get smoked. 1.00

10:11:15.000 We want to know when you're going to give it up.

10:11:17.000 By the way, going home early.

10:11:19.000 You're clearly not calling because it's full brightness on your face.

10:11:21.000 That's not what it looks like.

10:11:22.000 That's what makes it funny.

10:11:26.000 You have it set on ring light. 1.00

10:11:27.000 You going on the view tomorrow, you whore? 1.00

10:11:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

10:11:29.000 He's being abducted by his cell phone. 1.00

10:11:32.000 I'm away from space, Nick. 0.96

10:11:34.000 What the hell?

10:11:34.000 I used to work in special effects.

10:11:36.000 Yeah.

10:11:37.000 You know, Hillary never conceded.

10:11:39.000 That's right. 1.00

10:11:40.000 She's a cunt. 1.00

10:11:40.000 Oh, thank you. 1.00

10:11:42.000 You stole it.

10:11:42.000 It's never been beat to the C-word ever.

10:11:45.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

10:11:46.000 Holy shit. 0.99

10:11:47.000 There we go. 0.99

10:11:47.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

10:11:48.000 That was my favorite moment of the night.

10:11:50.000 I said, Nick, look, we've got to keep it somewhat clean because we're taking people in from CNN and Fox News tonight, so don't let your freak flag fly until later.

10:11:58.000 He's like, all right.

10:11:59.000 And he was holding it, and he's like, and I just dropped the C-bomb.

10:12:03.000 I hate that word, but in the UK, it's a common descriptor.

10:12:07.000 Oh, yeah.

10:12:08.000 It means nothing.

10:12:10.000 Yeah, we had a girl, Sarah, who works here on a contracting basis.

10:12:14.000 She would say it on Skype calls back before Zoom.

10:12:17.000 And we had women who worked here, thank God, some women who don't work here anymore, like, I can't believe she said that. 1.00

10:12:23.000 I was like, well, she's from the UK. It doesn't mean anything.

10:12:25.000 It's like, you cheeky bastard. 1.00

10:12:27.000 Right. 1.00

10:12:28.000 Yes, yes.

10:12:29.000 That did happen with at least one of them.

10:12:31.000 Yeah.

10:12:32.000 And thank you, Sarah.

10:12:33.000 We know that you were staying up.

10:12:34.000 We appreciate the help.

10:12:35.000 I know it's been kind of centralized here, but we've had a lot of great people who've been helping out.

10:12:39.000 So, yeah, I don't know.

10:12:41.000 I would bet sooner than later, because I think Kamala at this point wants to be done with it. 1.00

10:12:46.000 I really do.

10:12:47.000 I think she wants to come out and be like, I believe in America.

10:12:49.000 Again, the thing that you hate, talking like this.

10:12:52.000 I think Tool Man's right, though.

10:12:53.000 She has to officially...

10:12:54.000 Certify this.

10:12:55.000 He's 100% right.

10:12:56.000 I think she will.

10:12:57.000 She, as vice president, has to certify the election.

10:12:59.000 Yeah, that's not it.

10:13:00.000 But that's why they try to sue and say, he beat us too badly.

10:13:02.000 That's not a public concession.

10:13:04.000 Nick Pops, Trump on the verge of victory.

10:13:07.000 They still have him at 266.

10:13:09.000 They won't change it. 1.00

10:13:09.000 Go fuck yourselves with a wire brush, CNN. Look at our official wire numbers on the board there. 1.00

10:13:17.000 I mean, they're not going past 266 either.

10:13:20.000 So CNN is just following suit.

10:13:23.000 That's right.

10:13:23.000 I was just doing my job!

10:13:25.000 Yeah, I don't know what that means.

10:13:27.000 I don't know why they're taking their time with that.

10:13:29.000 And this is where if it was a Stallone film, we'd go, So am I! Well, not to be too self-serving on this, but hopefully something will get done on 230 and some of these, you know, the grip that tech has on us.

10:13:43.000 Yeah.

10:13:44.000 It's time now.

10:13:45.000 Yep.

10:13:45.000 I hope so, too.

10:13:46.000 Well, we had Devin Younes on tonight, and we've done some...

10:13:48.000 That's what I mean. 0.99

10:13:48.000 This all means nothing unless shit like that changes. 0.99

10:13:51.000 You know who lit a cigar tonight? 0.99

10:13:52.000 Yeah, Amano Lewinsky.

10:13:54.000 Yes, Joe Biden.

10:13:56.000 Joe Biden lit a cigar.

10:13:57.000 By the way, as soon as he lit.

10:14:00.000 Absolutely. 0.98

10:14:01.000 There's nothing greater than taking a puff and shitting myself. 0.98

10:14:07.000 It comes in one and goes right out the other. 0.95

10:14:09.000 Well, speaking of presidential libraries, there's a guy who can't have one.

10:14:13.000 Oh, it'll be like the Gerald Ford Library in Grand Rapids, where it's shaped like a pizza slice.

10:14:17.000 And by the time he gets to the back of it, it's an Elvis exhibit. 1.00

10:14:20.000 You're like, the fuck? 0.99

10:14:21.000 What is happening here? 1.00

10:14:23.000 The Gerald Ford Library in Grand Rapids.

10:14:26.000 You get to the end of it, it's like, yeah, he played football at this high school, and here's Elvis' guitar.

10:14:29.000 The hell's the difference?

10:14:31.000 But Trump's is going to be wild.

10:14:33.000 Oh, yeah.

10:14:34.000 That'll be a theme park.

10:14:36.000 It'll make the Reagan Library in Simi Valley look like child's play.

10:14:39.000 Let's grab another chat.

10:14:40.000 All right, next chat from Creation Awaits.

10:14:43.000 Oh, I like that guy.

10:14:44.000 What will the deep state do to stop Trump from taking office?

10:14:47.000 They can't.

10:14:48.000 I don't think they can at this point. 0.99

10:14:51.000 And they are not stupid. 0.98

10:14:54.000 They're going to do everything they can to try and kneecap him, to try and create this economy, and lay it at his feet. 0.96

10:15:01.000 And by the way, they have laid the groundwork there with what they've done the last three, four years where the chickens can come home to roost.

10:15:09.000 But that being said, again, I think it can be overpowered too easily by...

10:15:15.000 Energy and immigration. 0.94

10:15:17.000 That's enough to undo it.

10:15:18.000 You're ruling out violence?

10:15:19.000 No, no, no.

10:15:20.000 Definitely.

10:15:20.000 But that wouldn't be the deep...

10:15:22.000 They'll try and inspire people to be violent.

10:15:24.000 But as far as the deep state themselves, I was sort of acting on what would be their direct actions.

10:15:29.000 Yeah, I wouldn't rule that out.

10:15:31.000 And, you know, they already have hundreds of lawyers lined up.

10:15:35.000 Again, it was in the Atlantic like a year ago, what they were going to do if Trump won...

10:15:40.000 Oh, right.

10:15:41.000 They had this whole thing laid out.

10:15:43.000 But they did not anticipate the popular vote.

10:15:45.000 It was all predicated on the idea that he would win the Electoral College and lose the popular vote.

10:15:49.000 I think it's a lot harder for them to do.

10:15:50.000 I really do.

10:15:51.000 It's very, very difficult for them to do.

10:15:53.000 I mean, nothing is beyond kind of a possibility.

10:15:55.000 Right.

10:15:56.000 If his number holds in the popular vote, it's a little over 5 million votes.

10:16:01.000 The reason I keep sticking and being so stubborn about this is because they tried to kill him.

10:16:06.000 Yeah.

10:16:06.000 No, I hear you.

10:16:07.000 That's why I'm...

10:16:09.000 You know, I mean, Jesus, if that doesn't say we'll do anything.

10:16:11.000 I think you're right.

10:16:11.000 They'll do anything they can get away with.

10:16:13.000 So the question now, the rate-limiting factor is what can they get away with?

10:16:16.000 I think after tonight, I think it's far less.

10:16:19.000 But they will do anything they can get away with.

10:16:22.000 And I bet you'll see some protests.

10:16:24.000 You'll see things like the Pussyhat March, things like that.

10:16:27.000 But as far as immediate violent eruptions, they're going to have to distance themselves from it if that does happen, because...

10:16:34.000 It's just too bad of a look right now.

10:16:36.000 You beat them so bad, they're not willing to get up off the mat.

10:16:40.000 But again, I could absolutely be wrong.

10:16:43.000 I hope I'm not wrong on that one.

10:16:45.000 Let's grab some more chats.

10:16:47.000 Alright, next chat from Turtle.

10:16:49.000 Do you think the stream showing the truth stopped the corporate media's lies in their tracks?

10:16:54.000 Nope.

10:16:56.000 It helped.

10:16:56.000 I would certainly never take credit for it.

10:16:59.000 I will say this.

10:17:00.000 Look.

10:17:01.000 And we had a lot of them on tonight.

10:17:04.000 And there were a lot of other streams tonight that you could have chosen.

10:17:06.000 We appreciate that you didn't.

10:17:08.000 No one did what this team here did tonight.

10:17:10.000 No.

10:17:10.000 And they're out there celebrating, if you can hear them.

10:17:12.000 No one did.

10:17:13.000 Nick, your flashlight's on, for God's sake.

10:17:16.000 I know.

10:17:17.000 No, it doesn't do it on its own.

10:17:18.000 You have to shut it off.

10:17:20.000 There you go.

10:17:21.000 Thank you.

10:17:21.000 It does do it on its own.

10:17:22.000 Obviously, you know how it works to shut it off. 0.98

10:17:23.000 I fucking googled it, man. 0.99

10:17:25.000 Everybody complains about that. 1.00

10:17:26.000 But go back to the fucking show. 1.00

10:17:28.000 No. 1.00

10:17:33.000 Here comes the pent-up rant.

10:17:35.000 I get a little cranky after 4am.

10:17:38.000 Yeah, yeah, I get it.

10:17:39.000 the keypad with your palm.

10:17:41.000 Tell us what happened.

10:17:43.000 You've got some killers.

10:17:48.000 He's still got it.

10:17:49.000 I'm wearing a shirt, by the way.

10:17:51.000 You know what?

10:17:51.000 My dad is very much like, you've given your dad credit just for the sense of humor you have.

10:17:56.000 There are comedians out there who aren't funny, and there are funny people who aren't comedians.

10:18:00.000 Your dad, one of the funniest people you know?

10:18:03.000 I'm a huge fan of this guy.

10:18:05.000 No, no, no.

10:18:06.000 I'm giving you credit right now.

10:18:08.000 Stop it.

10:18:09.000 But your dad, Nick, one of the funniest people you know, is not a good stand-up.

10:18:13.000 When he wasn't hitting me, yes.

10:18:14.000 One of the funniest people I know, and it doesn't mean, of course, you would bomb on stage doing stand-up.

10:18:20.000 This is when I knew my dad was funny.

10:18:22.000 It might not, maybe it was one of these things you had to be there for.

10:18:24.000 We're watching an NFL game.

10:18:26.000 I'm about 14.

10:18:28.000 And remember Sears Die Hard Batteries?

10:18:31.000 Yeah.

10:18:31.000 That was one of the sponsors of the NFL. It started in the cold.

10:18:35.000 Yeah.

10:18:36.000 And there's a commercial.

10:18:37.000 The guy at the end goes, Sears Die Hard Batteries.

10:18:40.000 And he's just smiling at it.

10:18:41.000 My father goes, look at him. 1.00

10:18:42.000 It looks like he wants to fuck it. 1.00

10:18:45.000 I'm 12 years old. 1.00

10:18:47.000 Fucking laughing my fucking ass off, telling everybody in school. 1.00

10:18:51.000 It just cracked me up. 1.00

10:18:52.000 Yeah.

10:18:52.000 You know what?

10:18:53.000 It's funny.

10:18:53.000 It's like the story of my life.

10:18:54.000 I would go, you know what my dad said last night?

10:18:56.000 And kids would be like, that's mean.

10:18:57.000 Yeah.

10:18:58.000 It's not mean.

10:18:59.000 It's hilarious.

10:19:00.000 Yeah, exactly.

10:19:00.000 Go watch Disney on Sunday night.

10:19:02.000 I got in trouble with Mrs. 1.00

10:19:03.000 Lake, my feminist teacher, because of shit you said. 1.00

10:19:05.000 Mrs. 1.00

10:19:06.000 Lake?

10:19:06.000 Yeah.

10:19:07.000 That's true.

10:19:07.000 Mrs.

10:19:07.000 Lake.

10:19:08.000 She kicked me out because I said there were 50 states.

10:19:09.000 She said there were 52.

10:19:10.000 Oh, yeah.

10:19:10.000 You told me about that girl.

10:19:11.000 That lady. 1.00

10:19:12.000 So...

10:19:13.000 It's rubbing off on me.

10:19:15.000 But yeah, as far as...

10:19:16.000 Look, I would never take credit for it, but I will say no one else was doing what we were doing tonight, and that's Lane, that's George, that's Bobby, that's Sam from HR, that's Jake, that's Jitsu, that's Nancy, that's Molly, that's...

10:19:29.000 I mean, I don't want to miss anybody.

10:19:31.000 The team that makes this happen... 0.99

10:19:34.000 Devin's a killer. 0.99

10:19:35.000 I don't want to even mention Devin because I feel like she'll kill me in my sleep. 1.00

10:19:38.000 That's true.

10:19:40.000 Devin has a dark streak.

10:19:41.000 What?

10:19:42.000 Donald Trump has only been the president-elect for a couple of hours, and the Houthis have literally said they want an immediate ceasefire.

10:19:49.000 I'm not kidding.

10:19:51.000 Listen!

10:19:53.000 We don't want these seven signs of smoke!

10:19:56.000 He means what he say!

10:19:57.000 I'm not kidding!

10:19:58.000 Oh my god!

10:19:59.000 I love it!

10:20:01.000 Our operation in international waters were for defensive purposes only and we announced an immediate ceasefire.

10:20:08.000 Gosh, we're just, we're about two hours away from Hezbollah saying, Olly, olly, oxen free! 0.89

10:20:13.000 Yes, exactly.

10:20:14.000 The hostages are at checkpoint Charlie.

10:20:17.000 Dear Jesus!

10:20:18.000 And I don't even believe in Jesus.

10:20:20.000 I mean, he was a prophet, but he's not the guy he claimed to be.

10:20:22.000 These are theological differences.

10:20:23.000 You don't need to get in right now, but Jesus!

10:20:25.000 We'll see Zelensky and Putin shaking hands in the morning. 1.00

10:20:30.000 Holy shit! 1.00

10:20:31.000 I mean, Trump is... 1.00

10:20:32.000 I don't think they know how it works.

10:20:34.000 They've got to buffer till January.

10:20:36.000 Ha! 0.89

10:20:37.000 That's a great point.

10:20:38.000 We don't know! 0.98

10:20:38.000 It's fucking hilarious. 0.98

10:20:40.000 It's immediate. 0.99

10:20:41.000 We had grace months?

10:20:43.000 No, that's just three more months to piss him off.

10:20:47.000 Oh, noodles, that's perfect.

10:20:50.000 It's a couple of hours.

10:20:52.000 Uncle!

10:20:53.000 Uncle!

10:20:55.000 Wait, who won?

10:20:56.000 Okay, stop! 0.99

10:20:56.000 Stop right now! 0.99

10:20:57.000 Put the guns down!

10:20:58.000 That's right.

10:20:59.000 Look, look, look.

10:21:00.000 We had our fun, okay?

10:21:03.000 We get it.

10:21:04.000 We already got respect back from part of the world.

10:21:06.000 That's right. 1.00

10:21:07.000 We beat our bitches. 1.00

10:21:08.000 If you give us right what we call the bitch hit grace immunity, we'll call buy guns, buy guns! 1.00

10:21:16.000 They got like five Blackhawk helicopters they want to give back. 0.95

10:21:19.000 Yes, exactly.

10:21:20.000 Look, look.

10:21:22.000 We both had our opinions, for example, you didn't want us to take it, we didn't know how to operate it, so we'll give it back, we'll call it to watch.

10:21:32.000 We did some detail work on it.

10:21:35.000 It also shouldn't go without saying that the French are doing what they did the best.

10:21:39.000 Emmanuel Macron says, congratulations, Donald Trump, ready to work together as we did for four years.

10:21:44.000 With your convictions in mind, with respect and ambition, no more peace.

10:21:49.000 Don't try to set the terms.

10:21:50.000 You fall in line, buddy, and I don't even...

10:21:52.000 Otherwise, I just really don't care about France.

10:21:54.000 Yeah, exactly right.

10:21:56.000 He's from France.

10:21:56.000 I'm surprised he didn't specify that the lube would be butter.

10:21:59.000 That's right.

10:22:01.000 It's healthier.

10:22:02.000 K-12.

10:22:03.000 K-2, sorry.

10:22:04.000 K-12 is the mountain they climbed in that Chris O'Donnell film.

10:22:08.000 I think.

10:22:09.000 I don't know.

10:22:09.000 Let's grab another chat.

10:22:11.000 Three more chats.

10:22:12.000 Let's do three more chats and call it a night.

10:22:14.000 Thank you to everyone who's been here because I know they're celebrating out there.

10:22:17.000 I don't think any of us are going to sleep for a good long while.

10:22:19.000 Maybe not you.

10:22:21.000 No, I'm living a fever dream.

10:22:23.000 I can go home and go to sleep, whereas you go home and decompress.

10:22:26.000 Yeah, I'm not going to be able to go to sleep.

10:22:28.000 Me either.

10:22:29.000 Alright, let's grab a couple.

10:22:30.000 Well, you know what?

10:22:31.000 We'll paint the town red.

10:22:33.000 He never kept the time anyway.

10:22:35.000 Leave it down.

10:22:37.000 Nick's just in his prime.

10:22:38.000 You were supposed to be good to me.

10:22:39.000 I'm 62 years old. 0.98

10:22:44.000 Don't look a gay over 61 and a half. 1.00

10:22:46.000 Let's grab a couple more chats. 0.99

10:22:47.000 Forehead shining like a...

10:22:49.000 Anyways.

10:22:50.000 Look at you.

10:22:50.000 Look at me.

10:22:51.000 I look like Casper. 0.98

10:22:52.000 I look like Casper, the asexual ghost. 1.00

10:22:54.000 You look better, though. 0.98

10:22:55.000 As the night went on, you look better.

10:22:56.000 You know what?

10:22:57.000 There's a little...

10:22:57.000 There's something for some ladies out there when a man looks like he's been hanging on by a very thin thread, and they dig that about me!

10:23:04.000 Yeah, you look like Tom Hanks in the last scene of Philadelphia.

10:23:08.000 Come on, guys!

10:23:10.000 Guys!

10:23:12.000 He's already dead.

10:23:13.000 Oh, guys!

10:23:14.000 Come on, guys!

10:23:15.000 I'm sorry, DiPaolo!

10:23:18.000 DiPaolo! 0.86

10:23:20.000 Is Nick's head floating?

10:23:23.000 We can redo that.

10:23:28.000 We already have a mug on it.

10:23:31.000 I forgot.

10:23:33.000 Do you know what?

10:23:33.000 Tonight, perfectly, we're going to close out with the Nick DiPaolo press secretary.

10:23:37.000 That's right.

10:23:38.000 I haven't seen any of these tonight.

10:23:41.000 This is an important one.

10:23:42.000 You know what the funny thing is?

10:23:42.000 When we were filming it, because Tool Man, you know, we go in the green screen room and I knew that Tool Man was feeding it to you.

10:23:48.000 And I looked to Johnny Boy and Josh at a certain point, and I went, oh, Tool Man's trying to piss Nick off. 0.98

10:23:57.000 And Nick's like, I don't know what the fuck am I representing? 0.99

10:23:59.000 Am I Donald Trump, for God's sake, or fucking Biden? 1.00

10:24:03.000 What are you doing? 1.00

10:24:03.000 Who writes this shit? 1.00

10:24:07.000 And I just looked, and I walked back in. 1.00

10:24:09.000 I said, Tim, were you trying to piss him off?

10:24:10.000 You're like, oh, yeah.

10:24:13.000 Basically, I keep that and action.

10:24:15.000 I'm not the hardest guy to troll, I'll tell you.

10:24:17.000 To access your best self, you have to be angry.

10:24:21.000 Yes.

10:24:22.000 Because I get that, too.

10:24:23.000 Anger is a gift.

10:24:24.000 It is a gift. 0.94

10:24:24.000 My father, he said to me that he's beating the fuck out of me. 0.94

10:24:28.000 Hey, you too. 0.97

10:24:29.000 We can exchange letters.

10:24:31.000 Alright, we'll split the difference.

10:24:33.000 Two more chats.

10:24:34.000 One more, and then one more after that.

10:24:36.000 What?

10:24:36.000 Two more, and then one more after that?

10:24:37.000 No, I said two more, meaning one and one.

10:24:39.000 Two.

10:24:40.000 Do the math.

10:24:41.000 It's been a long time.

10:24:43.000 Alright, next chat from ZuluRomeo96.

10:24:46.000 Oh, that's crazy.

10:24:48.000 Well, it's a question for Bill, but whatever.

10:24:50.000 Oh, he's not here, okay?

10:24:51.000 That doesn't count.

10:24:52.000 That doesn't count.

10:24:53.000 When I said to Cheth, I didn't say, give me one for someone who's not here.

10:24:56.000 Well, yeah.

10:24:57.000 Oh, by the way, really quickly, a bunch of...

10:25:00.000 Thank you, of course, you know, we don't need to do a full toast, but to Kinsey, Bridget, there are a lot of unsung heroes on the legal side who've done a lot here.

10:25:07.000 I don't know everyone's name, but certainly to other people who work with Bill, we really very much appreciate you.

10:25:12.000 Let's grab a couple more Cheths. 1.00

10:25:14.000 All right.

10:25:15.000 Similar vein.

10:25:15.000 Fearless Krieger asks, question for the crew, are you guys worried about them refusing to certify a Trump victory?

10:25:21.000 Sure I am, but I don't give a shit. 0.99

10:25:23.000 I mean, lightly. 0.99

10:25:24.000 Again, because he took the popular vote, like, I think most of the legs got chopped out from under them on that front.

10:25:30.000 Yeah.

10:25:30.000 I don't think America has the...

10:25:32.000 One, they're not going to support Harris.

10:25:34.000 Like, come on.

10:25:35.000 Like...

10:25:35.000 They didn't show up to vote for her.

10:25:37.000 They're not going to show up with rifles for her.

10:25:40.000 They're not going to throw them in jail.

10:25:41.000 One thing, because I do want to see that terrorist support of the Palestinian guy from Pierce Morgan who said that he would eat halal prepared crow. 0.96

10:25:49.000 We do need to issue, by the way, you can hit the admonish button because Pierce Morgan's people said, you know, when I was on Pierce Morgan's show and I brought the bell, We had the bell, and it didn't register in the final cut that made it to Pierce Morgan, but I spoke with Pierce, and he'd say, actually, it just didn't register on our microphone because they had gains set differently.

10:26:06.000 There might have been a noise gate on Zoom call.

10:26:07.000 It might have been a noise gate, and so my team here, we were like, hey, you know what, that's pretty shitty, because it kind of made the segment, because I never spoke unless I hit the bell.

10:26:16.000 You can admonish me.

10:26:17.000 It seems that Pierce and his team actually did have that in there.

10:26:20.000 It was a technical issue.

10:26:21.000 So it wasn't Pierce at all.

10:26:24.000 And I do appreciate that he was a gentleman about it.

10:26:26.000 And I think that I owe him another appearance.

10:26:29.000 And I do hope that he has that terrorist supporter on his show who said he would eat halal prepared crow. 0.91

10:26:35.000 Yes.

10:26:36.000 And there's a lot of people that said they were moving to Canada this time around as well.

10:26:39.000 Yeah.

10:26:40.000 Which I think we should get together in sponsor.

10:26:42.000 Sponsor their tickets.

10:26:44.000 I'll pay for it.

10:26:44.000 Yeah.

10:26:45.000 No joke.

10:26:45.000 If enough of you join Rumble Premium at the end of this night, we will personally pay for a ticket.

10:26:52.000 We'll pick one lucky suitor.

10:26:54.000 Canadian.

10:26:54.000 Future Canadian.

10:26:55.000 And pay for their ticket to Canada.

10:26:56.000 Send them to Yellowknife. 0.98

10:26:57.000 Yes.

10:26:58.000 Or, or, or.

10:26:59.000 Moosejaw.

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10:27:15.000 Yep.

10:27:15.000 To Nick's question, do you think they'll put him in jail?

10:27:18.000 No.

10:27:18.000 The Trump administration now is the they.

10:27:22.000 I am the law!

10:27:23.000 That's right.

10:27:25.000 A little bit.

10:27:26.000 The man was just ousted.

10:27:27.000 They just ousted the man, and now it's...

10:27:30.000 Well, but...

10:27:33.000 Okay.

10:27:33.000 He's going to get inaugurated in January, so...

10:27:36.000 There's some times he officially...

10:27:37.000 Yeah, that's my question.

10:27:38.000 The Hooties didn't know that, so maybe...

10:27:41.000 Although that would be hilarious if they put him in jail, and then as soon as we get to January 6th, he's like, I'm free!

10:27:48.000 Like Sam's like, put my hands on these gallons one more time!

10:27:53.000 Yeah!

10:27:56.000 It's a fantasy.

10:27:57.000 Let's grab final chat.

10:27:58.000 Alright.

10:27:59.000 Final chat.

10:27:59.000 I like this one.

10:28:01.000 From Denver Mustang.

10:28:02.000 Does all the Harris Waltz merch get sent to Africa after this like the teams that lose the Super Bowl?

10:28:09.000 Finally!

10:28:10.000 I've been waiting for one of these funny chat guys.

10:28:13.000 That is so funny.

10:28:16.000 You're going to have Coney wearing Harris Waltz 2024.

10:28:18.000 Who is this quarterback wide receiver combo?

10:28:21.000 Yes, exactly.

10:28:23.000 He's going to be wearing that along with Coney Romo.

10:28:26.000 Were they Super Bowl champions in 2024?

10:28:29.000 Yes.

10:28:30.000 Well, look, as funny as that would be, before tonight, we just didn't have the budget, and we didn't have it in our projections, so we did not, in fact, create any Harris Walls merch.

10:28:40.000 Also, to be fair, a big reason for that is because it's wrong to hate, but I hate them.

10:28:47.000 Now, I hate what they stand for, and I hope they find redemption, very much like Sam from HR. Through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

10:28:58.000 Now, maybe it will come to be.

10:29:00.000 Maybe it won't.

10:29:01.000 But I will still love them from afar.

10:29:03.000 Mind you, I don't want to get it by lightning.

10:29:05.000 And we'll see you Thursday morning with a deep analysis from all of our data team here who did a fantastic job.

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10:29:43.000 I mean, unless we get to the point where like three, four years down the line, then, you know, you're just going to have to etch it yourselves.

10:29:46.000 But outside of that, thank you so much, and we appreciate you being proof of something greater than...

10:29:54.000 It started off as something greater than what we do.

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10:30:24.000 I don't know what else to say.

10:30:25.000 Genuinely, it's almost 4 a.m.

10:30:29.000 Central, so almost 5 a.m.

10:30:30.000 at this point.

10:30:30.000 The sun's probably going to be coming up soon.

10:30:32.000 I don't know how daylight savings works.

10:30:33.000 Hopefully we get that settled in the next administration.

10:30:36.000 Thank you guys so much, and if you want to buy it as a Christmas gift for someone, this is the best chance to do it so that they can have that token, and you can be one with James Woods, who does not drink.

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10:30:48.000 Unless there's an emergency before then, Thursday morning, 10 a.m.

10:30:52.000 Eastern, same Mug Club time, which is Rumble Premium time, same Mug Club channel, which is Rumble Premium channel, and we'll leave you with this final installment, at least for tonight, of Nick DiPaolo, press secretary, if Trump won, which he did.

10:31:08.000 Well, well, well, look at all the long faces.

10:31:20.000 Look at all the long faces.

10:31:23.000 Huh?

10:31:24.000 What's the matter?

10:31:25.000 You mad Hitler's back in office? 0.94

10:31:28.000 Won in a landslide. 0.98

10:31:30.000 The kind of landslide they had in North Carolina you didn't do s*** about.

10:31:34.000 That kind of landslide. 0.99

10:31:36.000 He smoked her.

10:31:39.000 She won one state.

10:31:42.000 What state was that, anyways?

10:31:44.000 She didn't even win that? 0.87

10:31:45.000 I thought she won, like, what is it, Samoa?

10:31:47.000 American Samoa?

10:31:48.000 Is that a state?

10:31:49.000 What is that, a village?

10:31:51.000 Doesn't Sandals have a resort down in American Samoa?

10:31:55.000 That's right, he won.

10:31:56.000 He won big.

10:31:57.000 And we want to thank you, the press, for helping him.

10:32:00.000 Because every time you opened your dirty fish holes, his numbers went up.

10:32:05.000 And up. 0.88

10:32:06.000 And up.

10:32:06.000 This is a fantastic night.

10:32:09.000 Somebody just saw Kamala, by the way, heading to the ladies room with a pack of razor blades. 1.00

10:32:14.000 I couldn't be happier.

10:32:15.000 Probably for our legs. 0.72

10:32:16.000 But anyways, Trump is president again.

10:32:19.000 He's gonna make America great again and start by cleaning house hair.

10:32:24.000 You're all fired.

10:32:25.000 Get out.

10:32:26.000 You think I'm kidding?

10:32:27.000 GET OUT! We're good to go.

Louder with Crowder - November 05, 2024

2024 Election Livestream of the Century: The Rumble on Rumble

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