Louder with Crowder - #252 DNC TRUMP-RUSSIA DOSSIER BACKFIRES BIGLY! Lauren Southern, Phil Robertson & Kevin Sorbo | LwC

00:00:00.000 Welcome to the Halloween Spooktacular.

00:00:02.000 We're glad you're here.

00:00:03.000 We hope your costumes are ready and fantastic.

00:00:05.000 But first, we have a little special treat for you.

00:00:07.000 A lot of people have been asking, how did Steven and I meet?

00:00:09.000 When did this all come together for Lotter with Crowder?

00:00:12.000 And we have a little something special for you.

00:00:14.000 Now, tune in next week because we will be telling more of the origin story through video, and you'll want to see that.

00:00:20.000 But first, this goes back to the first night Steven and I ever met.

00:00:26.000 Hope you enjoy.

00:02:56.000 Yeah, I gotta get you.

00:02:59.000 Yeah. - Yeah.

00:03:02.000 You're gonna get the me!

00:03:04.000 Spooktacular special!

00:03:06.000 Who's open for a casting call?

00:03:10.000 Alright, great show for you today.

00:03:12.000 If you can't guess...

00:03:15.000 I can't do this all.

00:03:16.000 Remember when I do, like, Michael Morris and people are like, Steven really gained weight.

00:03:19.000 No, I'm just literally doing this.

00:03:20.000 This is the way I do a double chin.

00:03:21.000 You have to find a collar, make it too tight, press it up, and then do that. 0.99

00:03:26.000 You are disgusting. 0.98

00:03:28.000 Says the man covered in Elmer's glue. 0.99

00:03:30.000 We have, today, we have Lauren Southern, because she was in the recent Vox video.

00:03:34.000 Beautiful.

00:03:34.000 She's calling internationally.

00:03:36.000 We have Kevin Sorbo.

00:03:37.000 Kevin Sorbo!

00:03:37.000 Hercules himself.

00:03:38.000 And we have Phil Robertson.

00:03:40.000 And, by the way, for people watching, we also, your costumes, you can still, we've had a couple, but you can still submit some more costumes.

00:03:46.000 A lot of the crowd are themed costumes.

00:03:47.000 Winner gets an autographed t-shirt from Not Gay Jared.

00:03:50.000 Just so you know, Kevin Sorbo had to be pre-taped.

00:03:52.000 That's why it looks different, because we had to tape him this morning.

00:03:54.000 He had a flight to catch.

00:03:55.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay. 0.98

00:03:58.000 Follow him on Twitter at notgayjared.

00:04:00.000 You can get us crowded with your thoughts, your comments, your photoshops, which are always fun.

00:04:03.000 I fulfill my legal obligations, drawing conclusions.

00:04:05.000 Are we good?

00:04:05.000 We are good.

00:04:07.000 At G Morgan Jr., the wine man, the sommelier in chief.

00:04:10.000 What's the wine of the day, Mr.

00:04:12.000 Snow?

00:04:12.000 Wine of the day, Jacobs Creek, finished in a whiskey barrel, actually.

00:04:17.000 Something for you, right?

00:04:19.000 Finished in a whiskey barrel.

00:04:21.000 Really?

00:04:21.000 Do you like whiskey?

00:04:22.000 No.

00:04:22.000 That's so embarrassing for him.

00:04:23.000 No, I prefer vodka cranberry.

00:04:27.000 From a whiskey barrel.

00:04:28.000 Off air, he sounds like Hermie, the elf who wants to be a dentist for people who don't know.

00:04:34.000 We're going to be talking about the Trump dossier and what's been going on with the DNC in Russia this week.

00:04:38.000 We'll be talking about Corey Feldman.

00:04:40.000 What else are we going to be talking about?

00:04:41.000 We're going to be talking about...

00:04:42.000 What's the question of the day, by the way?

00:04:44.000 I forgot to, because usually when we do a segment, I guess the question of the day, we're going to be talking more so about Trump and Russia.

00:04:52.000 How deafening would you say, in contrast, the media's coverage of it has been?

00:04:57.000 It's crazy.

00:04:59.000 Honestly.

00:04:59.000 It's the week of gifts, too, with Uranium-1, we've got JFK files coming out like it's...

00:05:03.000 But it has been the slowest news week when it really shouldn't.

00:05:06.000 So, okay, we'll get to that.

00:05:07.000 Comment down below if you notice the contrast between the treatment of Donald Trump in Russia, supposedly, and the DNC in Russia, actually.

00:05:16.000 Okay.

00:05:17.000 In other news, Californians will soon have non-binary as a gender option on birth certificates.

00:05:24.000 Now, here's what's important.

00:05:25.000 A lot of people will skim through this.

00:05:26.000 This isn't a driver's license.

00:05:28.000 These are birth certificates, meaning parents are making these decisions for their children.

00:05:34.000 Most affected by this, of course, will be medical practitioners.

00:05:42.000 Congratulations, Mrs.

00:05:43.000 Smith.

00:05:43.000 You have a beautiful baby.

00:05:45.000 Boy!

00:05:46.000 No, sorry.

00:05:47.000 Dr.

00:05:48.000 Nakia, Jared was not made aware of your desire to have a non-gendered child.

00:05:52.000 I apologize. 0.99

00:05:53.000 No, that's a penis. 0.99

00:05:54.000 I'm looking at it right there. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Non-binary!

00:05:58.000 Non-binary is what this baby is.

00:06:00.000 This baby is free from any and all societal constructs.

00:06:09.000 That's a boy.

00:06:09.000 Nope.

00:06:12.000 Malpractice.

00:06:13.000 Sued.

00:06:14.000 Bill O'Reilly said this week, there's just no way to move on, that he was mad at God, quote, over not providing more protection for him from the recent sexual harassment allegations.

00:06:25.000 Which actually, it makes a lot of sense.

00:06:26.000 It explains his latest book release, Killing God.

00:06:30.000 That's a tough one.

00:06:32.000 Which, of course, is part two to his wildly popular Killing Human Resources.

00:06:36.000 He really does, yeah.

00:06:38.000 He's not a fan.

00:06:39.000 Why?!

00:06:40.000 Why would you throw me the lion's den?

00:06:43.000 Watch me as lady anchors.

00:06:44.000 I can't help myself.

00:06:46.000 Why did I block caller ID? Why would you give me a penis and no self-control? 1.00

00:06:52.000 Turns out the no spin zone meant rape. 1.00

00:06:55.000 Speaking of which, about...

00:06:57.000 It's a terrible transition.

00:06:58.000 A Vaseline-covered man in a thong was pulled over by police in Oklahoma.

00:07:04.000 This is actually according to the police report.

00:07:06.000 Was Jared in Oklahoma?

00:07:07.000 Beeb noticed the man was trembling and appeared nervous.

00:07:10.000 More unusually, he also noticed a nearly empty container of Vaseline in the car and a pornography magazine in the seat next to Kellerman.

00:07:16.000 After Beeb asked for identification, Kellerman handed over an Oklahoma ID card with his name on it.

00:07:21.000 The deputy then asked if Kellerman had been masturbating. 0.92

00:07:24.000 Kellerman said that yes... 0.93

00:07:26.000 He had indeed been.

00:07:27.000 He had indeed been.

00:07:30.000 I mean, this is one of those stories where you read the headline and it's the opposite of clickbait.

00:07:36.000 It's pretty much what you expect.

00:07:43.000 Hello, sir.

00:07:44.000 License and registration, please Were you back? 0.98

00:08:02.000 Yes, I was masturbating. 0.96

00:08:04.000 Furiously. 0.98

00:08:06.000 He didn't read you your rights.

00:08:09.000 You don't have to say yes to say.

00:08:10.000 It's in the Constitution. 0.52

00:08:12.000 You don't have to admit to masturbatorial activity.

00:08:15.000 You have a right to an attorney.

00:08:17.000 What did this guy think he was going to get away with this?

00:08:19.000 I don't even know what to say to this.

00:08:21.000 I'm speechless.

00:08:22.000 Well, there's no need to say anything.

00:08:24.000 Speaking of sweet nothings, Corey Feldman launched a campaign to expose Hollywood pedophilia.

00:08:32.000 First off, before we set this up, because there are critics and it's not that we think anyone should be a pedophile in Hollywood, and I do feel bad for Corey Feldman, but this is his video that he released on Twitter.

00:08:41.000 Here, let's watch this.

00:08:43.000 But I need to...

00:08:45.000 Protect myself.

00:08:46.000 Oh boy.

00:08:46.000 And I need to protect my family.

00:08:48.000 I need to show security.

00:08:51.000 And I need a legal team to help represent me so that I can fulfill this mission.

00:08:59.000 What I'm proposing is a plan that I believe can literally change the entertainment system as we know it.

00:09:05.000 And by tiger blood.

00:09:06.000 And I believe that I can also bring down potentially a pedophile ring that I've been aware of since I was a child.

00:09:16.000 He's acting right now.

00:09:17.000 Right off the bat, I can name six names.

00:09:20.000 One of them who is still very powerful today.

00:09:23.000 And a story that links all the way up to a studio.

00:09:27.000 A studio.

00:09:28.000 I'm not going to say which one.

00:09:31.000 Invest below.

00:09:32.000 The only hang-up, he wants $10 million.

00:09:35.000 Holy cow! 0.96

00:09:36.000 For his Indiegogo.

00:09:37.000 Corey, $10 million.

00:09:39.000 That's a lot.

00:09:39.000 Who molested you, Scrooge McDuck?

00:09:43.000 $10 million. 1.00

00:09:44.000 You only need $600 worth of heroin to die.

00:09:48.000 Ouch.

00:09:52.000 We're going with the Halloween thing.

00:09:53.000 Start.

00:09:54.000 Insensitive.

00:09:55.000 Insensitive.

00:09:57.000 I just, it's one of those, like, I understand, and I do feel bad for him.

00:10:00.000 The guy never, this is clearly someone, he dresses like Michael Jackson.

00:10:03.000 Yes.

00:10:03.000 He does.

00:10:04.000 He does.

00:10:04.000 He has no identity.

00:10:05.000 He has no identity. 0.98

00:10:06.000 Didn't he have a porn star wife, too? 0.99

00:10:08.000 Not a porn star, I'm sorry. 0.97

00:10:09.000 She posed in Playboy.

00:10:10.000 Well, the thing, maybe in, I saw the wife swap, he was trying to act like Hugh Hefner in it, he had these, you know, these love angels, he called them.

00:10:16.000 It was clearly a Hugh Hefner ripoff.

00:10:17.000 He doesn't know who he is.

00:10:19.000 It is kind of like.

00:10:19.000 Who are you, Corey?

00:10:20.000 It is kind of like indentured servitude.

00:10:22.000 He didn't choose to be an actor.

00:10:24.000 And he got thrust into an industry of the Weinsteins of the world. 0.74

00:10:27.000 I am sympathetic to him.

00:10:29.000 But the thing is, it seems like he's treating it more like an award for turning these people in than, say, just doing the right thing.

00:10:37.000 Could you imagine if one of the disciples knew Judas was the betrayer?

00:10:41.000 And he was like, I'll tell you, but I need some sheep and some shekels. 0.99

00:10:45.000 I'll let you in on a little secret.

00:10:47.000 But I'm going to need you to pay up first.

00:10:49.000 I'm going to need you to pay up first.

00:10:50.000 And like, oh, no, he already hung himself.

00:10:52.000 That was dark.

00:10:54.000 You already knew Jesus?

00:10:55.000 Okay.

00:10:56.000 Dang it.

00:10:57.000 By the way, just to clear this up, though, hopefully we can clear it up, because here to discuss this issue is...

00:11:02.000 We have him!

00:11:02.000 We have him?

00:11:02.000 No way!

00:11:03.000 Corey Feldman himself.

00:11:05.000 Corey, are you there?

00:11:06.000 Thanks for being here.

00:11:07.000 I'm very glad to be here, Stephen.

00:11:08.000 Now, obviously, you've heard your critics.

00:11:08.000 Thank you.

00:11:08.000 Sure.

00:11:11.000 Why not just release the names of these predators so that they can't attack again?

00:11:15.000 See, you misunderstand the sensitivity of the issue, Stephen.

00:11:18.000 That's why I need you to go immediately now to my IndiegogoCampaign.com.

00:11:24.000 Okay, Corey, but $10 million, you can see how one might think it seems a little opportunistic.

00:11:29.000 You can just say...

00:11:31.000 Who molested you? 1.00

00:11:32.000 No, no, it's not that simple, Stephen.

00:11:33.000 This is all part of a very careful plan, you see?

00:11:36.000 Well, it may be that simple, because we have the man here who admits to the crime himself.

00:11:41.000 Yeah, uh, hey Stephen, you actually don't need to pay a dime for that information.

00:11:45.000 It was me.

00:11:46.000 Dick Molesterson, thanks for taking the time.

00:11:46.000 I did it.

00:11:49.000 Yeah, Stephen, listen, there's no need to pay him $10 million.

00:11:51.000 I am the one, Dick Molesterson, who molested Corey Feldman.

00:11:56.000 Okay, that is not true, and that's why you need to go to my Indiegogo campaign.

00:12:00.000 It is absolutely true, Stephen, and I have the VHS tapes to prove it, okay?

00:12:03.000 Mystery solved.

00:12:05.000 I molested Corey Feldman.

00:12:07.000 Hard. 0.73

00:12:08.000 Okay, see, that seems pretty cut and dropped.

00:12:10.000 No, it's not.

00:12:11.000 And actually, I'm going to release all of the evidence, as well as my personal account, my upcoming memoir, which people can support at my GoFundMe, gofundme.com slash weekend and Corey's.

00:12:20.000 No, no, I'm the only one here who needs the funding.

00:12:23.000 And I'm looking to raise about $10 million, Stephen.

00:12:26.000 No, no, this is absolutely untrue.

00:12:29.000 If $12 million are raised, I guarantee a bonus chapter on Macaulay Culkin.

00:12:32.000 Corey Feldman and Dick Molesterson, everybody.

00:12:34.000 Oh! 0.60

00:12:35.000 Oh, God!

00:12:36.000 No!

00:12:37.000 No!

00:12:39.000 And that went about pretty much as I expected.

00:12:41.000 All right.

00:12:42.000 Moving on down the trail.

00:12:43.000 This is, I think, the biggest story from the week.

00:12:46.000 Also, probably the one that's gotten the least coverage from CNN. Can you believe it?

00:12:49.000 Well, okay.

00:12:50.000 First, let's set this up, because you've been following this as well.

00:12:53.000 The most central proof, for those who don't know, and this is where the question was, if you watch CNN, if you still have cable, have you heard about the Trump-Russia dossier and its relation to the DNC? And how much?

00:13:04.000 Comment below.

00:13:05.000 I'm not a big pollster, but I'm curious.

00:13:09.000 According to polls.

00:13:10.000 Because we dig for the news and we're going, why is this not front page?

00:13:12.000 So, to set the context, the most central proof of the Trump-Russia collusion is backfiring on the left.

00:13:18.000 It was the dossier, they called it, right?

00:13:20.000 So this is the one that alleged Trump had directly colluded with the Russians to defeat Clinton.

00:13:25.000 And it's also where the more ubiquitous rumors from which they stemmed, like the Russian prostitutes and the golden showers. 0.97

00:13:30.000 The golden showers! 0.96

00:13:31.000 At least I was creative.

00:13:33.000 That's exactly it.

00:13:33.000 Yeah, they were creative.

00:13:34.000 It was creative out of thin air.

00:13:36.000 Real estate deals that were intended to be bribes.

00:13:39.000 This is the one that BuzzFeed obtained, I think, somewhere in January 2017.

00:13:44.000 Now, ever since then, the media has nonstop bombarded...

00:13:47.000 I mean, listen, I don't need to tell you this, that Russia influenced the United States election.

00:13:50.000 They're still interfering in U.S. politics.

00:13:52.000 Here, you know this.

00:13:53.000 It's the question of whether Russian intervention into U.S. politics, into high-level, top-level U.S. politics, whether it stopped during the campaign.

00:14:01.000 Or whether it is still happening right now inside our government.

00:14:04.000 I think she has a Russian hairstylist.

00:14:06.000 Yes, Mada, this is new trend!

00:14:10.000 We will laugh!

00:14:11.000 Score one for Mada! 0.75

00:14:14.000 Also, root for Drago!

00:14:17.000 I mean, do you think they, like, fly people over and had them vote in the elections the way they frame it?

00:14:25.000 Like, they actually voted in your place.

00:14:28.000 Well, it's funny that you say that, because it turns out, then the Washington Post broke the story, this just broke this week, that the Clinton campaign and the DNC had actually funded the Trump dossier.

00:14:36.000 The Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC. What exactly did they do?

00:14:41.000 Well, I mean, they have a lawyer, and that lawyer went about looking to hire research firms.

00:14:48.000 One of the firms that they hired was this company in Washington called Fusion GPS. Fusion GPS, in turn, subcontracted out to Christopher Steele, the former British intelligence officer, to help get information about Trump's relationships in Russia.

00:15:04.000 Those reports that Chris Steele produced...

00:15:08.000 We're then passed back to the lawyer who was representing the Clinton campaign.

00:15:12.000 What we don't really know is how that information was then relayed to the campaign.

00:15:18.000 Our understanding from talking to people who are close to the matter is that those actual steel reports were not directly handed to the campaign.

00:15:26.000 So we don't really quite understand how the information was passed, who got the information, and obviously we want to know what they did with that information after they received it.

00:15:37.000 I can take a wild cast!

00:15:40.000 It's not really that difficult, is it?

00:15:42.000 But before we get to it, it's important to note that DNC officials have repeatedly, now, for over a year...

00:15:47.000 Denied!

00:15:47.000 Over and over and over and over and over.

00:15:48.000 They funded the report!

00:15:49.000 Never happened!

00:15:50.000 The only thing they like talking about more than Trump and Russia is daka daka daka.

00:15:54.000 And they continue to deny any knowledge of it. 0.59

00:15:56.000 Take, for instance, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, demon-in-chief right here. 0.98

00:15:59.000 When did you learn the DNC and the Clinton campaign were behind the dossier?

00:16:02.000 I wasn't aware of the Iranians at all.

00:16:06.000 And then how could you have learned the DNC and be in the dark about the dossier?

00:16:11.000 I wasn't aware of the arrangement.

00:16:13.000 Or maybe some aware of the arrangement.

00:16:15.000 Otherwise, you're not really in any position of authority with the DNC. Or you're really stupid. 1.00

00:16:20.000 But that would be sexist, so it wouldn't be presumptuous. 1.00

00:16:24.000 Stop it.

00:16:25.000 Send your sexist complaints, too.

00:16:27.000 No, it's fine.

00:16:27.000 At G. Morgan Jr.

00:16:28.000 He's the wine man.

00:16:29.000 For those who don't know, Fusion GPS, Christopher Steele, were heavily connected with the Kremlin.

00:16:34.000 Russians participated in creating the dossier.

00:16:36.000 Now, to be fair, the Russian lawyer who Trump Jr.

00:16:38.000 met with was connected directly with this organization, Fusion GPS. Okay?

00:16:43.000 So let's give that.

00:16:45.000 Yeah.

00:16:45.000 Anybody else bothered that we used a British special agent guy, a spy, to go do this?

00:16:48.000 We couldn't even keep it made in America on this dossier?

00:16:50.000 Good point.

00:16:51.000 I mean, come on.

00:16:52.000 Yeah.

00:16:52.000 It's crazy.

00:16:54.000 America first.

00:16:56.000 Let's have our own American spies break the law and violate our own civil rights. 0.94

00:17:04.000 Hire Ollie North.

00:17:05.000 I'm sure he's available.

00:17:07.000 So now there are lawsuits, by the way, being brought against Steele.

00:17:10.000 Like I said, secret agent man himself.

00:17:13.000 Court documents have revealed that Fusion GPS was feeding the Trump-Russia narrative to The Washington Post, Yahoo News, New York Times, New Yorker, and CNN even before the election in, get this, face-to-face meetings with journalists.

00:17:26.000 It wasn't just like an email that might have been hacked with WikiLeaks and Podesta talking about meeting behind a pizza parlor.

00:17:32.000 It was actually face-to-face.

00:17:34.000 This happened.

00:17:35.000 Even the New York Times admitted.

00:17:37.000 They noted this as of yesterday.

00:17:39.000 There has been no public corroboration of the salacious allegations against Mr.

00:17:43.000 Trump.

00:17:43.000 Nor of the specific claims about coordination between his associates and the Russians.

00:17:48.000 No corroboration of the rumors with President Donald Trump.

00:17:48.000 None.

00:17:51.000 My only problem is they put that at the bottom of the article.

00:17:55.000 That should have been the lead.

00:17:57.000 You put this whole paragraph in the bibliography.

00:17:59.000 Why is it that small, fine print?

00:18:02.000 So, now, we can't say there's definitive proof to put anyone behind bars in this case, but no corroboration at all as far as Mr.

00:18:10.000 Trump's involvement, but we have tons of evidence that directly refutes the allegations against President Donald Trump, and that is important considering how the media has taken the ball.

00:18:20.000 The New York Times even went on to admit some of the dossier's claims have been challenged with supporting evidence.

00:18:25.000 That means bullsh**.

00:18:28.000 For instance, Mr. 0.97

00:18:29.000 Trump's longtime personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, produced to rebut the dossier's claim that had secret meetings in Prague with a Russian official last year.

00:18:37.000 So, what does all this mean?

00:18:38.000 Why does it matter?

00:18:39.000 What are you laughing about?

00:18:41.000 I don't know.

00:18:41.000 I just...

00:18:42.000 I love this story.

00:18:44.000 He's a potted plant.

00:18:45.000 He doesn't need a reason.

00:18:47.000 It's like the little shop of horrors over here.

00:18:50.000 Were you going to say something?

00:18:51.000 I mean, once you prove one of these things false in this article, doesn't that pretty much call into question everything else that they're claiming, especially the golden shower?

00:19:00.000 Well, that's what's interesting.

00:19:01.000 Proven false.

00:19:02.000 Yes, that's what's interesting.

00:19:02.000 Proven.

00:19:03.000 And if we're going to play by the left's own rules, they've been claiming all year that Trump worked on a professional level.

00:19:08.000 He exchanged monies with the Russians to directly interfere in the election.

00:19:12.000 But he didn't.

00:19:13.000 Only one person did that.

00:19:14.000 Or one group, I should say.

00:19:15.000 The DNC and Hillary Clinton's campaign lawyer directly hired a research firm with ties to Putin in Russia to create a falsified report full of information obtained from the Kremlin to influence the 2016 election and to subsequently delegitimize President Trump.

00:19:28.000 You know, their god and hero, Saul Alinsky, would be like, you know, I told you to accuse your putt of doing exactly what you're doing.

00:19:36.000 But dear lord, dear lord.

00:19:38.000 I didn't know you would actually do it.

00:19:39.000 That's what we did.

00:19:40.000 Wait, hold on a second. 1.00

00:19:41.000 Hillary Clinton, you're peeing on Russian prostitutes? 1.00

00:19:44.000 What? 1.00

00:19:45.000 No!

00:19:46.000 They had to get the story from somewhere. 0.97

00:19:47.000 Don't be more erotic if Trump turned out to be an illegal Mexican immigrant himself. 0.94

00:19:51.000 That would be great. 0.98

00:19:56.000 We should dress up for us.

00:19:58.000 It's Halloween.

00:19:59.000 You know, all kidding aside, they're actually in some pretty big trouble with how they handle the payments for this.

00:20:04.000 They actually paid the lawyers.

00:20:05.000 Don't use PayPal.

00:20:08.000 They actually paid the law firm and didn't, with the FEC, they actually didn't claim it.

00:20:13.000 And so there's some big time legal ramifications to that.

00:20:15.000 Because it was like 12 point something million that they paid for this.

00:20:17.000 So they're in hot water, not just in kind of a PR sense, but they could legally have some big problems.

00:20:23.000 Yeah, I know.

00:20:24.000 This is what's incredible to me.

00:20:25.000 And again, more important is the media is...

00:20:27.000 They're nowhere!

00:20:30.000 Again, this is an actual, if you're looking for some kind of a red flag, this is it.

00:20:34.000 This is it right here.

00:20:35.000 If this had happened with President Trump, you're talking about actual, just financial ramifications.

00:20:39.000 This is a red flag that stained all your other laundry.

00:20:42.000 Did you wash a red flag with the wipes again?

00:20:49.000 No.

00:20:50.000 My fingerprint with Apple Pay wasn't encrypted!

00:20:50.000 I didn't know!

00:20:53.000 I had a different server for it. 0.96

00:20:57.000 I had no idea Ivan Draco was going to kill that nice black man. 0.78

00:21:02.000 When I paid him $18 billion.

00:21:04.000 And you know what's trending on Twitter right now?

00:21:06.000 Trump paid $1.75 million or $250,000 more than the past couple of presidents to remodel his Oval Office or the White House.

00:21:12.000 That's what's trending and not this. 0.99

00:21:14.000 I could not give less of a crap. 0.98

00:21:16.000 But that just shows you what they're doing. 0.99

00:21:18.000 This should be front page everywhere and it's not.

00:21:20.000 Do you realize that Donald Trump blows his nose with that amount of money?

00:21:25.000 No, it's our money that he spent doing it.

00:21:27.000 It was taxpayer money that he spent doing it.

00:21:29.000 Yeah, I know.

00:21:29.000 But every headline is almost $2 million.

00:21:31.000 He spent $1.5 million, and they give you the Obama stat, like, at the bottom.

00:21:34.000 All right, well, you have three guests.

00:21:35.000 We have to get going, but I do want you to come, and I want to see how many of you knew about all of this.

00:21:39.000 Go check out the sources.

00:21:41.000 Read up on these articles.

00:21:42.000 How many of you knew before this?

00:21:44.000 We have Lauren Southern coming up, and then, of course, a pre-tape with Kevin Sorbo and Phil Robertson.

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00:24:44.000 All right, a horrible intro, but for a very lovely lady. 1.00

00:24:47.000 She deserves better than this.

00:24:48.000 She deserves better than Hollywood propagandists and Elmer's glue. 1.00

00:24:53.000 You can follow her at Lauren underscore Southern.

00:24:57.000 Thank you so much for being here, Lauren.

00:24:59.000 We appreciate it.

00:24:59.000 Thank you for having me.

00:25:01.000 You two are looking very handsome.

00:25:03.000 I mean, creepy, but still good.

00:25:06.000 Well, that's how Harvey Weinstein self-described...

00:25:08.000 That's how he described himself when he checked out of rehab.

00:25:10.000 Creepy, but I don't think they were that opposed to it.

00:25:15.000 Come on.

00:25:15.000 Let's be real.

00:25:16.000 Three day rehab for sex addiction.

00:25:18.000 So I reached out to you, it was the last minute.

00:25:19.000 I know you've been traveling all over Japan.

00:25:21.000 We did a video this week that did pretty well based on Vox and their sort of soft encouragement of censorship on YouTube.

00:25:31.000 I didn't realize until halfway through the video that you were actually giving an interview to Vox exclusively.

00:25:38.000 I thought they had just pulled from your YouTube video.

00:25:40.000 You said, oh, there's more of a story to that.

00:25:41.000 So do tell.

00:25:44.000 Right, so I first of all find it, I'm such an idiot because I should always record these things on my end, and I always forget, it was a few months ago actually or something that I did this interview, and I was just like, oh whatever, I'll just do a fun interview.

00:25:58.000 He mentions at the beginning of the video that he put on this queer shirt to try and trigger me. 0.95

00:26:03.000 I don't think I could even see it in the interview we were doing.

00:26:07.000 You could see the queer, just not the shirt, right. 0.90

00:26:11.000 Yeah.

00:26:11.000 But there's one part particularly in that interview, it was all cut up completely.

00:26:16.000 It was like an hour long of talking.

00:26:18.000 One part where I talk about Jared Taylor.

00:26:20.000 And he had asked me what I think the limit is for censorship on YouTube.

00:26:25.000 And I was telling him, well, you know what, sometimes you see videos where it's just people yelling racial slurs, just yelling the N-word or anything.

00:26:33.000 And that's kind of That's like graffiti.

00:26:36.000 Why even have that?

00:26:37.000 I don't see a point to that.

00:26:38.000 It's not an argument.

00:26:39.000 It's not someone trying to portray something.

00:26:42.000 And it's not really censorship to get rid of graffiti.

00:26:44.000 I still think it should be allowed, but I'd understand if YouTube got rid of it.

00:26:47.000 However, instead of those videos being taken down, what you're seeing is YouTube sandboxing people like Jared Taylor, who...

00:26:54.000 Hate him, disagree with him, whatever, fine, but he's actually making an argument and not just screaming racial slurs.

00:27:01.000 So he just cut that part of me saying, Jared Taylor is just making an argument.

00:27:07.000 I can't believe YouTube's censoring him instead of putting it in contrast with me saying this whole other stuff about it. 0.99

00:27:15.000 He made me look pretty stupid in a few of those parts. 0.93

00:27:18.000 I wondered why you would do it because the one thing is we know, and this isn't an insult to your intelligence, but I was like, oh, I wish you hadn't done it because I could have told you that was going to happen. 0.99

00:27:27.000 This is a guy who refuses to debate ever.

00:27:29.000 If it were someone who had a track record of debating, someone you disagree with, and you show up live in real time, but do you think looking back now, you probably won't do that in the future where they have all of the control?

00:27:41.000 Looking back, I'm going to record the entire thing from my end and upload it because I made, honestly, I think I did a really good job representing us, but if you're cutting out every second word I say, well, you're going to be able to make it look like I'm saying anything, just like they did in this video.

00:27:57.000 Yeah.

00:27:58.000 That's what I thought they were going to do, too.

00:28:00.000 Because we've repeatedly...

00:28:01.000 I mean, we've racked up millions and millions of plays rebutting the Vox videos.

00:28:05.000 Was it Carlos Mendeza?

00:28:05.000 Particularly this guy.

00:28:08.000 Mazza?

00:28:09.000 I don't know.

00:28:10.000 Something like that.

00:28:11.000 Gabe Cuban who gives his parents heart palpitations. 1.00

00:28:14.000 That guy.

00:28:15.000 And just blocks everybody.

00:28:17.000 And so that's why I was sitting there going, oh man.

00:28:20.000 You know, Andrew Breitbart was a guy, as a good example, was always willing to get in and stand and bang and trade.

00:28:24.000 But he always said, listen, if you have no control over the medium at all, don't put yourself in a position where they can make your argument for you.

00:28:31.000 And I could see them doing that with you when I watched this.

00:28:34.000 I didn't realize until halfway through the video.

00:28:36.000 I was going, well, that's odd.

00:28:37.000 I don't remember Lauren doing a video on that.

00:28:39.000 Oh, she gave this guy an interview and he butchered it. 0.95

00:28:44.000 My mindset was they're actually giving a platform for us to present an argument for free speech.

00:28:50.000 And if they're doing that, I can't just say no and not present our side.

00:28:53.000 But you're totally right.

00:28:54.000 They boxed it up.

00:28:56.000 They boxed it up hardcore.

00:28:58.000 What I did find interesting about this video, though, is I think they're getting smarter.

00:29:02.000 He kind of portrayed it in a very sneaky way, where he was trying to be super reasonable, but the end conclusion was still, all of these people are far right and they need to be censored.

00:29:12.000 But he made it more reasonable, so usually those kind of videos have extreme dislikes on them.

00:29:20.000 They've gotten a lot more sneaky and smart about how they're implementing or promoting their censorship.

00:29:26.000 Well, I think they probably see, like you've talked about, Jared, the like-to-dislike ratio, and they have to try and be less bleak.

00:29:32.000 I think Vox has always been very sneaky. 1.00

00:29:33.000 I think they've always been very good at hiding their arguments and manipulating statistical information and manipulating data to present their arguments.

00:29:40.000 Like the gun control video we debunked.

00:29:42.000 They've always been good at that.

00:29:43.000 I can't see the buttons.

00:29:44.000 Here we go.

00:29:44.000 I know.

00:29:45.000 I guess.

00:29:45.000 You can't.

00:29:47.000 Sorry, you walked into a disaster, Lorne.

00:29:50.000 You wouldn't feel so uncomfortable if you had a wildly inappropriate costume yourself.

00:29:53.000 Yeah, I understand exactly.

00:29:55.000 And I used to be that way.

00:29:56.000 I'm just going to go on anywhere that will provide a platform.

00:29:59.000 And then you realize, as you become more popular, I don't have enough time in the day to do it.

00:30:04.000 And you have to make sure it's a platform where they can't totally manipulate what it is that you say.

00:30:09.000 As long as you have a platform to present your ideas...

00:30:12.000 Win, lose, or draw, you know, you can sleep at night.

00:30:14.000 Unfortunately, Vox has no interest in doing that, which is so funny because in that video, he says, you know, they have no duty to fact check independent bloggers or face up to debate.

00:30:24.000 I'm like, what?

00:30:25.000 That's you!

00:30:26.000 Did you ask him to debate you?

00:30:29.000 Oh, many times, yeah, on Twitter, just like, hey, this is incorrect.

00:30:33.000 You know, I think I'm blocked.

00:30:34.000 Everyone's blocked by this guy.

00:30:35.000 He's known for blocking people.

00:30:37.000 Okay, well, he sent me an email thanking me for doing the interview with him.

00:30:42.000 So I think I'm going to send him an email back and ask him if he'll do a debate with you.

00:30:45.000 Yeah, sure.

00:30:46.000 You can come on the show.

00:30:46.000 Because that would be very fun to see.

00:30:47.000 I would love to have him on here.

00:30:49.000 I think the reason he conducted an interview, you know, Vox has $300 million in backing.

00:30:53.000 People need to understand this.

00:30:54.000 It's not like, okay, Lauren Southern versus, you know, bisexual Cuban who happens to speak at Vox.

00:30:59.000 It's Lauren Southern versus $300 million in backing from NBC and other corporate sponsors.

00:31:05.000 Not sponsors, people who are actual investors, actual equity stakeholders in the company.

00:31:10.000 And they're sneaking, presenting it as though it's an independent guy, and it's not.

00:31:15.000 And just so people know, I literally forgot about this interview because it was so long ago.

00:31:21.000 That's how much cutting they did in this interview.

00:31:24.000 That's how much time they put into stringing together this narrative.

00:31:27.000 Unlike us, where you'll make a video every day, just your honest thoughts, here's what happened, here's the facts.

00:31:32.000 They have to spend months stringing together the narrative perfectly because they know their ideas aren't quite right.

00:31:38.000 They know censorship isn't exactly moral.

00:31:41.000 So in order to convince the public it is, It's going to take a lot of time, a lot of money, and a lot of cutting up people's actual words.

00:31:49.000 Yes, that's a good point.

00:31:50.000 And I think it's especially important with the left because, you know, we see this all the time, whether it's Bernie Sanders or the Young Turks, they see, or we saw this with Bernie exactly, where he said, here are the facts, a majority of, as though a poll is a fact.

00:32:03.000 And so the left believes that if a majority of people want something, It is therefore democracy, ergo it is the right argument.

00:32:09.000 And right now, their arguments as it relates to free speech, as it relates to open speech online, I should say, I hate to use the term free speech because First Amendment businesses, it gets complicated.

00:32:17.000 It is a losing argument.

00:32:19.000 It's an unpopular argument.

00:32:20.000 And that's the first time for them when their whole worldview is based on this pseudo-populism, it's tough to realize that most people don't agree with you.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, and one thing I would like to bring up with you, because they say independent vloggers have no incentive to fact check.

00:32:35.000 I actually think it's different because you've apologized, and I know I've apologized sometimes for getting things wrong, and the reason is because your audience calls you on it, so you have more of an incentive than anyone.

00:32:44.000 Absolutely.

00:32:45.000 Well, we don't have these one individual with an agenda that's just backing us with whatever amount of millions of dollars like Vox has. 0.94

00:32:53.000 They really don't have an incentive to back check when the public don't have to hold them accountable.

00:32:58.000 The public can scream and whine as much as they want and they can get as much dislikes as they want and they'll still have their millions backing them.

00:33:03.000 I completely agree.

00:33:04.000 It's the opposite.

00:33:05.000 The internet will reject you if you repeatedly give them false information.

00:33:10.000 The internet will throw you out.

00:33:12.000 You will no longer get the views you did.

00:33:14.000 4chan, whoever it is, will just tear you a new one.

00:33:17.000 You'll have a million skeptic channels that'll just rip you to shreds.

00:33:21.000 And you are way more connected with the people as an independent blogger than a lot of these personalities like Rachel Maddow on the news.

00:33:29.000 It's almost like an above-you thing where people can't go and really send Rachel Maddow emails.

00:33:36.000 She doesn't have Patreon backers.

00:33:37.000 She doesn't really reply to any small critics on Twitter.

00:33:40.000 It's a totally different world.

00:33:42.000 It is a different role.

00:33:43.000 As a matter of fact, you'll have all those skeptic channels and people who hate you even if you do try and fact check yourself.

00:33:48.000 So it happens no matter what.

00:33:49.000 Were you going to say something, Jake?

00:33:50.000 I was going to say the big issue is that the people who find you on the internet also know how to use the internet.

00:33:55.000 This is true.

00:33:56.000 I'm like, Grandpa, watch the CNN. I knew it!

00:33:58.000 I knew it!

00:34:00.000 Trump did it all!

00:34:01.000 I knew it!

00:34:02.000 I don't like that Kirsten Powers on Fox News. 1.00

00:34:05.000 I'm going to email the man who sells the gold.

00:34:07.000 I think he's the one.

00:34:09.000 They know they can reach you right away.

00:34:11.000 But listen, I don't need you to set up a debate for me.

00:34:13.000 That's several steps removed.

00:34:14.000 If it happens, great.

00:34:16.000 People are always welcome on this show.

00:34:17.000 I would love to see you and him actually have a conversation in real time because I think that would be really interesting where you could maybe ask him about the things that he didn't include with your interview.

00:34:28.000 I wouldn't bet on it, but I'd love to see that.

00:34:30.000 Where's the best place for people to find you so they can actually watch your independent content, Lauren?

00:34:34.000 Absolutely.

00:34:34.000 I'll try that for sure.

00:34:35.000 And they can find me at Lauren underscore Southern on Twitter or just look up my YouTube channel, Lauren Southern.

00:34:40.000 Lauren Southern.

00:34:41.000 We have next, I believe we have, oh, do we have, who do we have next?

00:34:44.000 Ooh.

00:34:45.000 Ah.

00:34:45.000 Ooh.

00:34:48.000 It's done.

00:34:49.000 And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond, sponsored by Mug Club. .

00:35:09.000 Hi, I'm Bill Richmond, the half-Asian lawyer with Louder with Crowder, here to help clear up confusion and dispel myths regarding commonly misunderstood legal terms.

00:35:18.000 We have a question this week from Dan from Mississippi.

00:35:21.000 Dan asks, Bill, last week, I couldn't tell whether we were talking about being liable or the term liable because of your thick half-Asian accent.

00:35:31.000 Dan, I'm glad to help.

00:35:49.000 By comparison, libel is the written communication of false statements that harm the reputation of another.

00:35:56.000 It falls under the umbrella of defamation.

00:35:59.000 The other version of defamation is spoken or oral, and it's called slander.

00:36:03.000 So, if I were to come to your house and tell your family that you have the same amount of IQ points as you do teeth in your head, and if that weren't true, that might be slander.

00:36:13.000 I hope I've cleared up that confusion for you, and for Louder with Crowder, cheers.

00:36:19.000 This has been Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.

00:36:22.000 Sponsored by Mug Club.

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00:36:37.000 He's all over the place right now.

00:36:38.000 But probably not for the reasons that he would like to be, but I grew up watching him.

00:36:41.000 You can follow him at KSorbs.

00:36:43.000 I've met him a couple times.

00:36:44.000 I don't think he remembers me because everyone's coming up and always fawning over him.

00:36:47.000 That's what happens when you are Mr.

00:36:49.000 Kevin Sorbo.

00:36:50.000 Thank you for being here, sir.

00:36:51.000 Thank you.

00:36:52.000 I hope you love my little lovely hotel background that I'm at right here in New York City right now.

00:36:56.000 I do love the hotel background.

00:36:58.000 Your background's a little cooler.

00:36:59.000 It looks like a cool little man cave going there.

00:37:01.000 It is a little cooler.

00:37:03.000 I wouldn't use the term man cave just because legally we're not supposed to say that, apparently.

00:37:07.000 Sexual harassment suits, you know, behind the scenes.

00:37:09.000 Yeah, Z. Yes, exactly.

00:37:13.000 Speaking of men and not men, I grew up, I watched you as Hercules, and I don't know if you remember, I don't know if it was a spinoff or had anything to do with your show, but in Canada, then there was young Hercules, and it was Ryan Gosling.

00:37:27.000 It was.

00:37:28.000 But he's tiny.

00:37:29.000 And so, as a kid, I remember being sorely disappointed.

00:37:33.000 Did you ever visit that set and think, like, this kid?

00:37:35.000 Well, he came on the show...

00:37:39.000 As...

00:37:40.000 A cadet at the school that I grew up on, that Hercules was trained on as a youth.

00:37:45.000 And so I worked with him.

00:37:47.000 And I remember going home to my wife and said, I just worked with this kid.

00:37:49.000 He's only like 20 years old.

00:37:51.000 He's really, he's good.

00:37:53.000 There was something about him.

00:37:55.000 He's got a charismatic thing about him.

00:37:57.000 And then when they picked up the show, I didn't really think about it.

00:38:00.000 You're right, back then, because he's in good shape now.

00:38:02.000 But back then, he was a skinny little kid.

00:38:04.000 But I remember when the show got canceled, we went out to dinner before he was coming back to America.

00:38:09.000 And I would...

00:38:10.000 I said, Ryan, you're 20 years old.

00:38:12.000 You're a good actor.

00:38:13.000 You'll do fine.

00:38:14.000 And now look at this guy today.

00:38:16.000 He's all over the place.

00:38:18.000 Just advise him to put on some Timberlands, give himself a few inches of height, and then he can do Hercules.

00:38:22.000 I just remember, like, you know, you're lean.

00:38:24.000 I remember meeting you.

00:38:26.000 You're about 6'3".

00:38:27.000 I had a friend who dated him in Cornwall, Ontario.

00:38:29.000 I just remember as a kid going like, Hercules, come on.

00:38:32.000 Come on.

00:38:33.000 I wasn't so much concerned with performance so much as the guy wanted to be Hercules.

00:38:38.000 Speaking of Herculean ability, the sexual harassment in Hollywood.

00:38:42.000 You weren't coming on for this originally, but you just told the story.

00:38:45.000 I was reading it this morning about Versace sexually harassing you.

00:38:50.000 It's pretty blatant, the story.

00:38:52.000 Can you explain it for people who don't know?

00:38:54.000 I've got to tell the story because it's funny how it wasn't a Hollywood reporter.

00:38:58.000 What was it in?

00:38:59.000 Variety?

00:39:00.000 I can't remember now.

00:39:01.000 It's everywhere now.

00:39:02.000 I did them on the Adam Carolla show, and they want to talk about it.

00:39:05.000 To me, it's in my book.

00:39:07.000 And the way they write it, they make it look like, oh my god, it was so traumatic to me.

00:39:11.000 I had three and a half years in Europe when I was doing the modeling thing.

00:39:16.000 So I'm living in Europe.

00:39:17.000 I meet with Versace.

00:39:19.000 He liked me.

00:39:19.000 He puts me in his fashion shows, men and women, because of my height.

00:39:23.000 I'm in the women's shows because they're 6'1", and they're heels, and I'm 6'3". 1.00

00:39:27.000 They look like a midget guy walking with these tall women. 1.00

00:39:30.000 And then I get invited to this dinner.

00:39:32.000 Huge party.

00:39:33.000 And there's like 80 people there.

00:39:33.000 Big party.

00:39:35.000 And I meet Versace.

00:39:36.000 And I meet Pavarotti.

00:39:39.000 I meet Richard Gere.

00:39:41.000 I meet all these people.

00:39:42.000 And I get called to another dinner later on. 0.78

00:39:45.000 I said, what the heck?

00:39:45.000 I'm going to go.

00:39:46.000 And my girlfriend at the time said...

00:39:47.000 You know he's probably going to hit on you.

00:39:49.000 And I said, you know what?

00:39:50.000 The guy's already mentioned he likes me from my – possibly do his campaign.

00:39:54.000 Why not?

00:39:55.000 That's what we're out there for anyway.

00:39:56.000 Get these big campaigns, B and GQ. So I go to that party.

00:39:59.000 Then I go to another dinner party.

00:40:01.000 It's about 12.

00:40:01.000 Then the fourth time, it's just him and myself.

00:40:04.000 Yeah, that's not a party.

00:40:05.000 That's just – That's just a date.

00:40:07.000 Well, we're sitting at this restaurant.

00:40:08.000 We weren't in some, like, private room.

00:40:10.000 There were people all around.

00:40:11.000 And all of a sudden, his hand goes on my thigh.

00:40:13.000 And I said, Johnny, come on, give me a break.

00:40:15.000 You know that I'm straight.

00:40:17.000 You know.

00:40:17.000 He goes, I know.

00:40:18.000 That's why I like you in life.

00:40:21.000 He goes, what a girl you have.

00:40:23.000 He thought you were about to get.

00:40:26.000 That's it.

00:40:26.000 I'm attractive to that, he said.

00:40:28.000 And then he said, he goes, in life you must make love to the dog and to the cat and to the girl and to the boy.

00:40:33.000 You must make love to everything.

00:40:34.000 It's all about life.

00:40:35.000 And I just laughed as he's saying this to me.

00:40:36.000 I said, you know, buddy, all my life I've been on this road and you're on this road.

00:40:41.000 Without missing a beat, he says, I build a bridge.

00:40:46.000 And the bridge is my wiener.

00:40:48.000 I never got his campaign, but he still remained friends.

00:40:53.000 Is that sexual harassment?

00:40:55.000 I guess it is, but I knew what it was.

00:40:57.000 No, that is sexual harassment, Kevin.

00:40:59.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:41:00.000 So I'm not going to worry about it and think, oh my gosh, my career is over.

00:41:05.000 Because I knew I wanted to be an actor anyway.

00:41:06.000 The whole modeling thing, only because I was dating a model at the time.

00:41:10.000 I was going to move to L.A. from Minnesota, but this was a sidetrack to my life, which I don't regret, because I've got to spend three and a half years in Europe.

00:41:16.000 And it was kind of cool to see how socialism can destroy countries.

00:41:20.000 I was raised in Montreal, and Nat KJ was just there for the first time recently.

00:41:25.000 He was like, I had no idea.

00:41:26.000 No, no, Montreal, a beautiful city to visit.

00:41:28.000 A beautiful city.

00:41:29.000 Just a spirit of brokenness in socialism.

00:41:32.000 And taxes are up even more, the sales taxes, from when I last left, because Harper was still Prime Minister when I lived there.

00:41:37.000 But I do find it interesting...

00:41:39.000 It was like the Pepe Le Pew.

00:41:40.000 You're like, I'm straight.

00:41:41.000 And he's like, yes! 0.97

00:41:42.000 Talk dirty to me! 0.89

00:41:45.000 And here's one thing I will say that I really respect about this. 0.94

00:41:49.000 Because if you...

00:41:49.000 Okay, just so you know, that's sexual harassment.

00:41:52.000 Alright, I appreciate your playing code with it.

00:41:55.000 I'm a big enough guy not to let it...

00:41:57.000 I mean, I wasn't distraught.

00:41:58.000 No, no, and that's what I appreciate about you.

00:42:00.000 Because you have these other celebrities out now who talk about the sexual harassment, but they talk about it as though it's traumatic, and then they don't name names.

00:42:07.000 Whereas you, you were very nonchalant about it.

00:42:09.000 You're like, yeah, listen, this happened. 0.99

00:42:11.000 Versace, if I'd have let him, would have reached up, grabbed my balls. 0.99

00:42:13.000 I told him not to. 0.99

00:42:14.000 I didn't get the gig.

00:42:15.000 But you named the name, and you didn't play the victim.

00:42:18.000 Have you noticed that's a stark contrast to everyone else coming out?

00:42:21.000 Like, nobody ever says...

00:42:23.000 I did it!

00:42:24.000 Whether it's wine themed...

00:42:25.000 It's 20 years later, it became really...

00:42:27.000 It's just drawn over it.

00:42:28.000 20 years later, all of a sudden they're having PTSD flashbacks.

00:42:31.000 This is very unique in the way you presented this story.

00:42:34.000 Have you noticed that?

00:42:36.000 Well, I think, yeah, I think it's, I just think it's funny how, I mean, I'm sure that I'm going to get people coming at me now and I'm going to laugh at it because it's a joke.

00:42:43.000 It's in my book, True Strength.

00:42:46.000 It's in the book.

00:42:47.000 Check it out.

00:42:48.000 I'm not blasting.

00:42:49.000 I'm not being mean to him.

00:42:50.000 To me, it's like, I respected his talent.

00:42:53.000 I loved his suits.

00:42:54.000 Are you kidding me?

00:42:55.000 The best suits around are Versace's.

00:42:57.000 So it was, it was, I just thought, I just think it's kind of funny, but you know, they're going to take anything.

00:43:02.000 If you have a different point of view, if you're a conservative, and they're going to blow it up and make it look like, even though they'll do the same thing, but it's okay if they do it.

00:43:10.000 But I do wonder why now they bring it up.

00:43:13.000 Like you said, if it's in your book, why didn't anyone care back then?

00:43:16.000 Was it just because, you know, straight, white, tall male, you think?

00:43:18.000 Well, they didn't read my book.

00:43:23.000 Except for Satya, he had it by his nightstand.

00:43:25.000 Oh, yes.

00:43:26.000 I remember.

00:43:28.000 I built a bridge.

00:43:30.000 Hey, final question before I want to move on to the other projects.

00:43:32.000 I've heard this, you know, having been an actor for a good portion of my life before I started doing stand-up, that more male models are straight than actors.

00:43:42.000 It's actually rare for male models to be gay. 0.74

00:43:45.000 It's usually actors who are gay.

00:43:47.000 I have no experience, clearly, in the male modeling world. 0.86

00:43:50.000 Was that your experience?

00:43:51.000 It's just an aside.

00:43:52.000 Um...

00:43:53.000 I don't know what the stats are, but I don't disagree with that because almost pretty much every single guy that I met over in Europe, in Italy, in France, in London, wherever, as far as I knew, they were straight.

00:44:07.000 There was only one guy that told me after about a year, he goes, by the way, I'm gay.

00:44:10.000 I had no idea.

00:44:10.000 I went, what?

00:44:10.000 Really?

00:44:12.000 And then he reached up your leg and said, I'll build a bridge.

00:44:16.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:44:18.000 I can't disagree with that.

00:44:21.000 It wouldn't surprise me.

00:44:23.000 It's like male cheerleaders.

00:44:24.000 They're the straightest of them all.

00:44:26.000 They're the smartest of them all.

00:44:27.000 So smart.

00:44:28.000 Those guys are brilliant.

00:44:30.000 When people used to mock George W. Bush, like, he was a male cheerleader.

00:44:32.000 I'm like, did you see where he went to school?

00:44:34.000 Such a player.

00:44:35.000 Did you see the ladies?

00:44:37.000 Okay, so we can move on from this.

00:44:39.000 I'm glad there's no post-traumatic stress with Versace.

00:44:42.000 I'm doing okay.

00:44:43.000 You can send him my way.

00:44:44.000 I'll build a bridge if he gives me some suits.

00:44:46.000 Okay.

00:44:46.000 Look, I grew up watching I Dream of Jeannie, and I met Barb Reardon years ago, and I told her I was only like seven when I watched his show, and I knew I'd have no problem with my sexual identities.

00:44:56.000 Yes, yes, very quickly.

00:44:59.000 Okay, I'm done.

00:45:00.000 Yes, exactly, as opposed to Naki Jarrett, who was just looking at the red Power Ranger thinking, okay...

00:45:04.000 This is my kind of, this is my bag.

00:45:07.000 Tell us about your, we don't have a ton of time, but your latest project, you know, Let There Be Light.

00:45:11.000 A lot of people now who are younger, who maybe weren't introduced to you with your previous work like Hercules, this is kind of how they've come to know you in a lot of faith-based works.

00:45:21.000 What was the transition like?

00:45:22.000 And then of course that leads into Let There Be Light.

00:45:24.000 Well, you know, it wasn't really a transition.

00:45:26.000 I mean, I did Hercules Seven Years, which was certainly a family-friendly show.

00:45:30.000 Then I did Andromeda Five Years up there in Vancouver.

00:45:32.000 I lived in the B.C. for five years, loved it.

00:45:35.000 And then since then, I've shot over 50 movies.

00:45:36.000 There's probably 15 I wish I didn't do.

00:45:38.000 But I did a movie back in 2011 called What If?

00:45:42.000 And it was by the Pure Flix guys, the same guys that did a really successful movie with them called God's Not Dead.

00:45:47.000 Right.

00:45:48.000 Soul Surfer, the Bethany Hamilton story.

00:45:50.000 So that's kind of a road I wasn't planning on going down.

00:45:52.000 I am a Christian.

00:45:53.000 I am a conservative.

00:45:54.000 But I wasn't on purpose saying, okay, now I'm just going to do Christian movies.

00:45:57.000 But once...

00:45:59.000 Once I came out of the conservative closet, the tolerant world of Hollywood stopped calling me.

00:46:05.000 You know, the ones who stand for tolerance.

00:46:07.000 And so I've stayed alive doing, you know, independent movies.

00:46:11.000 This movie, Left Every Light, is just an amazing movie.

00:46:14.000 My wife wrote it, co-wrote it with Dan Gordon.

00:46:16.000 Dan Gordon is a big Hollywood writer.

00:46:18.000 He wrote The Hurricane with Denzel Washington.

00:46:20.000 He wrote The Passenger 57, which he sniped White Earp with Kevin Costner.

00:46:26.000 They came in, wrote this.

00:46:28.000 About less than two weeks after I read the script, I get a call from Sean Hannity.

00:46:32.000 And Sean says, Kevin, I want to do a movie with you.

00:46:34.000 I like your faith-based movies.

00:46:36.000 Do you have one?

00:46:36.000 Yep, we got one.

00:46:37.000 Flew to New York.

00:46:38.000 We pitched him.

00:46:38.000 He wrote a check right then and there.

00:46:41.000 Less than six months later, we're filming this movie, and now it's done, and it opens this weekend.

00:46:45.000 He's not starring in it, correct, Sean Hannity?

00:46:49.000 He's in the movie a little bit, as himself.

00:46:51.000 Okay, I was going to say, that might be a little rough, because I've done some bits with Sean.

00:46:55.000 My wife is the female lead in it.

00:46:55.000 No, I'm the lead in it.

00:46:58.000 Actually, my two boys, who I'm going to call to come in here because you have huge fans with my two sons.

00:47:03.000 Oh, jeez.

00:47:04.000 They've got to poke their heads in and say hi here.

00:47:06.000 Get them watching somebody else, Kevin.

00:47:08.000 Get them in a room with Versace for all I care.

00:47:11.000 Build some bridges, for the love of God.

00:47:12.000 Turn the dial.

00:47:15.000 This is a great movie.

00:47:16.000 People have got to go to lettherebelightmovie.com.

00:47:19.000 Lettherebelightmovie.com.

00:47:20.000 We're an independent film.

00:47:21.000 We're a $3 million movie.

00:47:23.000 That's like catering on Pirates of the Caribbean.

00:47:25.000 We don't have $150 million to throw out there for all these promotion stuff.

00:47:31.000 People stop me all the time.

00:47:32.000 It used to be because of Hercules.

00:47:33.000 Now they stop me all the time because of my faith-based movies.

00:47:36.000 Please make more.

00:47:37.000 And I said, well, then you have to support them.

00:47:39.000 So please go to LetThereBeLightMovie.com, support the movie.

00:47:41.000 If it's not in your town, you can go to the theater and say, we'll fill this sucker up, and they'll bring it there, I promise.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, and a lot of people are doing that.

00:47:48.000 Again, it's Let There Be Light.

00:47:50.000 It comes to theaters, or if it's not in your theater, this Friday.

00:47:52.000 And, yeah, but we'll have you back and talk about that, because we have Phil Robertson on today's show as well.

00:47:58.000 And he knows this all too well, coming out in The Tolerant Left.

00:47:58.000 He wants to go.

00:48:01.000 They went after him.

00:48:02.000 So it just so happens that you're a two-story correspondent.

00:48:04.000 That's Let There Be Light film at KSORBS. LetThereBeLightMovie.com.

00:48:09.000 Damn it, I ruined the plug. 0.98

00:48:11.000 I'm trying to build bridges. 0.99

00:48:12.000 I'm not as good.

00:48:13.000 Let There Be Light.

00:48:14.000 He's going to poke his head in here right now.

00:48:16.000 Oh, there we go.

00:48:16.000 Okay, before the break, the music's coming in.

00:48:18.000 Look at him.

00:48:20.000 And Brayden's in the movie playing my son.

00:48:21.000 There you go.

00:48:22.000 You make good-looking children.

00:48:24.000 That's another skill.

00:48:25.000 You're just full of male modeling and acting and making humans. 0.99

00:48:29.000 We'll be right back after this.

00:48:31.000 What are you going to say?

00:48:32.000 Hey there, handsome.

00:48:45.000 No, not you.

00:48:46.000 Oh, Lord, no.

00:48:48.000 I'm talking about that snazzy t-shirt.

00:48:50.000 Looks like someone's been dropping some coin at louderwithcrowdershop.com.

00:48:55.000 Now, come near.

00:48:56.000 Let the world see.

00:48:57.000 Don't be shy.

00:48:58.000 There we go.

00:48:59.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:49:01.000 Oh, now.

00:49:03.000 Someone's trying to be a sneaky fellow.

00:49:05.000 Let's go.

00:49:06.000 Wear that bad boy loud and proud.

00:49:07.000 Nothing to be ashamed of here.

00:49:11.000 Say, what's the big idea?

00:49:12.000 Stop kidding around and show everybody your swag.

00:49:15.000 Don't make me come down there.

00:49:17.000 Well, now your t-shirt just says socialism, which is far more embarrassing.

00:49:23.000 There we go.

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00:51:23.000 Very glad to have our next guest. 1.00

00:51:23.000 All right. 1.00

00:51:24.000 Now, before I bring him on, I want to run a clip.

00:51:27.000 This is for people out there.

00:51:28.000 If you're a mug club or if you're a subscriber to CRTV, it's the latest show announced.

00:51:32.000 You guys know him, of course, as Happy, Happy, Happy from Duck Dynasty.

00:51:36.000 Notorious or just famous, depending on where you line up.

00:51:40.000 Let's see a clip of this now available for people at CRTV.

00:51:43.000 Let me tell you a story.

00:51:47.000 I'm driving home and I see a dark object in the middle of the road.

00:51:57.000 you It was a grizzly bear just stalking him.

00:52:05.000 All I saw was a white flash come at my face.

00:52:10.000 Huh?

00:52:11.000 And then I blacked out.

00:52:17.000 The woods, they're always quiet.

00:52:24.000 There's no one here but me That looks intense Looks like Breaking Bad-esque.

00:52:35.000 Looks like Breaking Bad with beards.

00:52:37.000 Maybe Phil Robertson goes on a drug spree.

00:52:38.000 You don't know.

00:52:39.000 I highly doubt it.

00:52:40.000 You can follow him on the Twitter at DuckCommanderPR.

00:52:44.000 The leader of the Robertson family, Mr.

00:52:47.000 Robertson, Phil Robertson, how are you, sir?

00:52:48.000 Doing well.

00:52:49.000 Well, we're glad to have you here.

00:52:51.000 So this show, like I said, looks intense.

00:52:53.000 Now, you obviously kind of took a hiatus from sort of, I guess, broadcast your own program after Duck Dynasty.

00:52:59.000 What made you want to come out and do this?

00:53:01.000 And how is it different?

00:53:02.000 Like, what are we going to see from Phil Robertson that people haven't seen before that it's now unfiltered?

00:53:07.000 Well, my oldest son said, Dad, he said, when someone catches you on a cell phone, And you say a few words or offer a little advice.

00:53:21.000 We noticed that usually there are a lot of people who respond to that, as in millions.

00:53:31.000 Yeah.

00:53:32.000 He then said, therefore, Dad, you need to talk more.

00:53:36.000 And I said, well...

00:53:38.000 Figure out how I can do that and show it to me and we'll talk it over.

00:53:42.000 You have to remember, I'm not computer savvy.

00:53:45.000 I've never been on the internet.

00:53:47.000 Me knowingly clicked on to it.

00:53:50.000 I don't fool with that, nor cell phones.

00:53:53.000 I'm sort of illiterate when it comes to cell phones or computers.

00:53:56.000 Well, there probably aren't a ton of them out in the woods, but that's got to feel good.

00:53:59.000 Most kids are not telling their dad, like, hey, dad, I need you to talk more. 0.98

00:54:03.000 Shut up, dad, stop! 0.96

00:54:05.000 So that's got to feel good. 1.00

00:54:07.000 A little unusual, but I said, okay, let's talk more.

00:54:10.000 I said, hey, figure out if we're going to do this, figure out how you get a little revenue stream, and we'll try to get a few words out to America.

00:54:17.000 I think they need a few.

00:54:19.000 So they took it from there.

00:54:21.000 That's an important point because a lot of people want to hear what you have to say.

00:54:25.000 Duck Dynasty sort of...

00:54:26.000 I will tell you this.

00:54:27.000 I don't have cable, okay?

00:54:29.000 So kind of like you with television.

00:54:30.000 I was not a viewer of Duck Dynasty because I haven't had cable my entire adult life.

00:54:34.000 I stumbled on it.

00:54:36.000 Actually, the day after my wedding.

00:54:39.000 So we were waiting before we left for our honeymoon.

00:54:42.000 We were in a hotel and it was raining.

00:54:43.000 There wasn't much to do.

00:54:44.000 And I watched it and I said, huh, it's just a reality show where people are decent.

00:54:50.000 And then it hit me.

00:54:51.000 This is very bizarre.

00:54:53.000 It's a reality show where people are decent.

00:54:55.000 And that's where it registered with a lot of people.

00:54:58.000 And then you were run out on the rails from the entertainment industry, I'm putting this in quotes here, simply for being decent.

00:55:05.000 Do you feel like you were kind of a landmark there?

00:55:07.000 Because it was really striking how most of America reacted to your comments versus the publications and media.

00:55:15.000 Well, the guy walks up to me in a magazine interview on how that got started.

00:55:22.000 And he asked me, did I believe homosexual behavior was a sin?

00:55:27.000 And I quoted 1 Corinthians 6, 9, and 10.

00:55:30.000 Don't be deceived. 0.99

00:55:32.000 Neither the sexual immoral, the idolaters, the adulterers, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, thieves, greedy, drunkards, slanderers, or swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 1.00

00:55:44.000 And I just let that... 1.00

00:55:46.000 That was my answer.

00:55:47.000 I just quoted a Bible verse.

00:55:50.000 Amazingly, it hit the news media that I was a low-down, sorry, good-for-nothing.

00:55:57.000 And I basically was thinking, well, they're arguing with God here.

00:56:01.000 I just gave them a Bible verse.

00:56:02.000 But the news media didn't know it was a Bible verse.

00:56:06.000 So two weeks later, they finally find out it's a Bible verse.

00:56:10.000 By that time, the public...

00:56:14.000 When I got fired, they told me later, they said, Mr.

00:56:17.000 Robinson, we didn't actually fire you.

00:56:19.000 We put you on what we call an indefinite hiatus.

00:56:23.000 I said, yeah, I read that.

00:56:25.000 I said, I looked up hiatus and it said a gap in the proceedings.

00:56:30.000 I said, I think you sent me down the road.

00:56:32.000 Yeah.

00:56:32.000 Only in Hollywood is 2,000-year-old information shocking.

00:56:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:36.000 I think the Weinsteins could get on that and be like, hey, listen, it seems he was quoting a blogger named Corinthian.

00:56:41.000 I believe the second.

00:56:42.000 I'm not sure.

00:56:43.000 Can someone get a fact checker on this?

00:56:45.000 And they didn't.

00:56:45.000 All I have to say is be careful when you quote Bible verses in America because you can hit the road in a heartbeat.

00:56:52.000 What surprises me is this wasn't...

00:56:55.000 This wasn't news in the sense like anybody who knew about Duck Dynasty, you're a Christian conservative family.

00:57:01.000 I mean, it's pretty obvious, if not from the beard.

00:57:03.000 Let's be real here, by the way.

00:57:05.000 Congratulations, I can't grow one.

00:57:06.000 I look like a freak.

00:57:07.000 But it's pretty obvious.

00:57:09.000 It just seems as though this was, again, selective outrage.

00:57:12.000 The magazine writer, I think it was GQ, it might have been Esquire, I don't know, decided, oh, this is, I'm going to avoid swindlers and thieves. 0.97

00:57:19.000 And regardless of people even watching right now, whether they agree or not, said, Oh, I'm going to pick the outrage today that Phil Robertson has a problem with homosexuals.

00:57:27.000 No one who would have watched the show, this is why I think it's so important for people to see your show and subscribe there at CRTV, no one who watched Duck Dynasty was offended by it.

00:57:36.000 That's what's so weird to me.

00:57:38.000 Not at all.

00:57:38.000 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, not at all.

00:57:40.000 You have to remember, what's amazing is everyone was shocked after all the smoke cleared because they said, Mr. 0.56

00:57:47.000 Robertson, did you hear from any group The other nine groups, ten sins, but only the homosexuals hollered, and I was thinking, well, it looked like Washington D.C. would have called me swindlers, slanderers, but they didn't call, so I'm thinking, well, maybe I didn't hit them all. 0.95

00:58:07.000 Yes, exactly. 0.89

00:58:09.000 I think they're going, hold on a second.

00:58:11.000 The Clintons have that in a dossier. 1.00

00:58:13.000 Let's just do the homosexuals. 1.00

00:58:15.000 That's politically expedient today. 0.99

00:58:17.000 Let me ask you this.

00:58:17.000 So now you have the show, Into the Woods.

00:58:19.000 What can people expect with this?

00:58:22.000 How is it different from Duck Dynasty?

00:58:24.000 Because obviously that's this major network where whether you guys want to say things or not, it's pretty apparent now there were things that they didn't want to be broadcast.

00:58:32.000 What can people expect when you just go into the woods?

00:58:34.000 Are you just going to shoot stuff and say things?

00:58:36.000 No, this could be a little more intense.

00:58:39.000 You have to remember...

00:58:40.000 In our culture today, there's so many divorces, there's so many broken homes. 0.98

00:58:47.000 Miss Kay and I, every day, deal with people that I noticed Trump today is declaring war on people on opioids.

00:58:55.000 Well, Miss Kay and I, we deal, we go to the rehabs, to the prisons, and to all the people who come from All over the nation, they drive down, they hitchhike down, they get on a bus and come down.

00:59:11.000 We counsel them and we try to get them to where they turn away from drug use, OPRs, heroin, crystal meth.

00:59:20.000 So on an ongoing basis, these are the people we work with.

00:59:25.000 We point them to Jesus and say, look, You can be forgiven.

00:59:28.000 I know you're in the rehab.

00:59:30.000 What you need is to be redeemed along with rehabilitation.

00:59:36.000 There's a difference.

00:59:37.000 No, that's important.

00:59:38.000 And you can only do it, right?

00:59:40.000 The people you're dealing with are, again, the people you would list from that Corinthians verse. 0.71

00:59:44.000 Swindlers, stealers, drunkards, all of these people. 0.52

00:59:46.000 And you can only help them. 0.98

00:59:48.000 You can only help them.

00:59:49.000 Let's get rid of even the spiritual side for people who watch who are atheists. 0.99

00:59:52.000 Let's just talk rehabilitation.

00:59:53.000 If you're recognizing, first step, acknowledging a problem.

00:59:56.000 That would mean, I'm a thief.

00:59:58.000 I should probably get on that. 0.88

00:59:59.000 I'm a drunk.

01:00:00.000 I should get on that.

01:00:01.000 You need to judge.

01:00:02.000 That's the chill.

01:00:03.000 That's the chill, dude.

01:00:05.000 That's it.

01:00:06.000 And boy, we had plenty of listeners and plenty of water.

01:00:09.000 Get out of me.

01:00:10.000 Salt water made us.

01:00:11.000 I'm like, salt water?

01:00:13.000 So we begin there, and we just morph out.

01:00:16.000 Are you liable to see a guy like an astrophysicist?

01:00:20.000 He'll be riding along with me, you know?

01:00:22.000 And we'll let the astrophysicist.

01:00:24.000 I know some.

01:00:24.000 So you've got to remember, I'm a C-plus man.

01:00:27.000 But every once in a while, I run with A-plus men.

01:00:31.000 Just to hear what they have to say.

01:00:32.000 Well, you're selling yourself short because I've heard some stories about you.

01:00:35.000 I mean, even football, people have to pull that out of you.

01:00:38.000 It was a monster. 0.96

01:00:39.000 A monster.

01:00:39.000 For people who don't know, a lot of our audience, they're very young.

01:00:42.000 They don't know how you, you know, Terry Bradshaw ended up afterward only being fortunate enough because of your spot that was vacant.

01:00:48.000 You're very humble in this.

01:00:50.000 You're much, much smarter and also a much better athlete than most people know.

01:00:54.000 Remember, I just concluded that it would be much safer to chase ducks than to have large, violent men chasing me.

01:01:06.000 You understand what I'm saying?

01:01:07.000 I do understand, but I know the coach was none too happy about it because he had an arm.

01:01:11.000 The chase is not the problem.

01:01:13.000 It's when they catch you, that's when the problem comes up.

01:01:16.000 Yes, I can imagine.

01:01:17.000 And then you can't be an astrophysicist because you've been clocked in the head one too many times.

01:01:21.000 There you go.

01:01:24.000 Maybe they had leather helmets.

01:01:27.000 None too protective.

01:01:28.000 You would think about that, Jared.

01:01:29.000 You'd think they got on that quicker.

01:01:31.000 Like, ah, this leather's not really protecting him from that 300-pound man.

01:01:34.000 Really?

01:01:35.000 All right.

01:01:35.000 Mr.

01:01:36.000 Robertson, we do have to get going here and wrap this program up today.

01:01:39.000 Where is the best place for people to watch and follow this new show?

01:01:43.000 I know some folks are excited.

01:01:45.000 CRTV.com.

01:01:47.000 That's what they told me to say.

01:01:49.000 Remember, I'm a computer illiterate.

01:01:51.000 I'm trying to get these words down,.com and all this kind of stuff.

01:01:55.000 Somebody asked me, by the way, how do you function without operating a cell phone or a computer?

01:02:01.000 My answer is...

01:02:02.000 Very peacefully.

01:02:03.000 Yes, I can imagine.

01:02:05.000 When people say, ah, you know, Phil can't be reached right now.

01:02:08.000 Oh, what, he has it on airplane mode?

01:02:10.000 No, no, he is airplane mode.

01:02:11.000 He doesn't have a cell phone.

01:02:13.000 I'm jealous.

01:02:14.000 So jealous.

01:02:14.000 That's it.

01:02:15.000 Well, you know what?

01:02:16.000 It probably comes with a lot less complications.

01:02:20.000 That is at Duck Commander PR. You can watch it on CRTV for multiple members and subscribers.

01:02:24.000 Mr.

01:02:25.000 Robertson, thank you so much.

01:02:26.000 We appreciate it, brother.

01:02:27.000 And we're going to wrap this show up because there's some music.

01:02:29.000 There we go.

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01:03:47.000 Thank you so much.

01:04:02.000 Phil Robertson, Kevin Sorbo, Lauren Southern.

01:04:05.000 Great show.

01:04:06.000 I can't get my headphones dropped in my bucket.

01:04:11.000 Your headphones dropped in your bucket?

01:04:13.000 By the way, who is Soundguy Edward?

01:04:16.000 Soundguy Edward.

01:04:17.000 No, get back there. 0.96

01:04:18.000 Get this guy. 0.93

01:04:20.000 Dear Lord, Soundguy Edward is an unnamed Hollywood pedophile. 0.92

01:04:23.000 Yeah, of course he is. 0.81

01:04:24.000 Okay.

01:04:24.000 That's pretty much what I thought.

01:04:30.000 It just reminded me, you know, being as fat as Harvey Weinstein and the floating problem, when I was a kid, you remember those, like, floaty belts?

01:04:35.000 You remember those?

01:04:36.000 Yeah, yeah, they were awesome.

01:04:37.000 You can talk, Gerald.

01:04:38.000 I said just don't interrupt my closing set.

01:04:39.000 You can talk now.

01:04:40.000 I was told not to say. 0.96

01:04:42.000 I was told to sit here quietly and look like a gay middle-aged guy.

01:04:44.000 Did you remember those floaty belts when you were a kid? 0.56

01:04:46.000 Yeah.

01:04:47.000 Like, they were the most dangerous thing I can think of.

01:04:50.000 I remember as a kid, you'd have to kind of swing yourself, tip over, and then you're upside down with your legs kicking, and there's no way to get back.

01:04:57.000 I lost six friends that way.

01:04:58.000 That's true.

01:05:01.000 Jared's the guy tipping them over under the water.

01:05:03.000 Two Venus flytraps and a fern.

01:05:07.000 The fern gully mascot should not have gone that way.

01:05:10.000 It's hilarious.

01:05:10.000 You deserved more.

01:05:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:05:11.000 This is a story people have been asking me about.

01:05:13.000 And by the way, we tweeted out who was the winner for the costume contest.

01:05:17.000 We're disappointed.

01:05:20.000 You can do more.

01:05:21.000 No, um...

01:05:22.000 Bernie Sanders was on my flight.

01:05:25.000 We went to Burlington, Vermont to shoot a video.

01:05:27.000 It's not out yet.

01:05:28.000 And Bernie Sanders was on my flight.

01:05:30.000 You can see here, this is him.

01:05:32.000 And it's just so iconic.

01:05:34.000 He was sitting right at, he was priority boarding and seated right at the, look at the drape, the dividing line between first class and him.

01:05:43.000 And you know that's a point of pride for him.

01:05:44.000 He's basically in first class without the snacks.

01:05:46.000 Right.

01:05:48.000 And every time they came by with the free drinks, he was on his iPad and he did this.

01:05:52.000 He was like...

01:05:53.000 And he tried to go back nonchalantly.

01:05:56.000 I picture this guy who can't resist tipping his feet over the line a little bit like...

01:06:03.000 What was that?

01:06:04.000 He had no carry-on.

01:06:05.000 No carry-on.

01:06:06.000 No check back.

01:06:06.000 But he also didn't have a briefcase, so no work was being done.

01:06:09.000 He was flying back from Burlington to D.C., I should say.

01:06:11.000 I had a layover in D.C. That's normal.

01:06:13.000 And, you know, I texted you guys, and I'm like, hey, he's on the plane.

01:06:16.000 I'm like, oh my gosh, you have to do something.

01:06:17.000 You have to mess up.

01:06:18.000 I'm like, I'm not going to mess with him.

01:06:20.000 You have to get a selfie.

01:06:21.000 So I changed into my Socialisms for Figs shirt, naturally, in the airport.

01:06:25.000 By the way, if you've never changed in an airplane bathroom...

01:06:28.000 Guaranteed way to end up like...

01:06:29.000 I just left out on a plane.

01:06:30.000 Tommy gun.

01:06:31.000 You have it just at the...

01:06:32.000 But it was in my carry-on.

01:06:35.000 So I put it on, and I was planning on just getting a selfie with him.

01:06:38.000 This was the night after the Ted Cruz debate.

01:06:42.000 And I just...

01:06:42.000 I couldn't...

01:06:43.000 He walked off the plane.

01:06:45.000 And I tell you, it was like a painting.

01:06:47.000 It was so sad.

01:06:48.000 Everyone walked one way, and he walked down this hallway.

01:06:50.000 And it wasn't like it was a hallway that, you know, there were no guards around him.

01:06:54.000 He just was walking alone.

01:06:56.000 And the guy was walking alone down a hallway, barely able to move...

01:07:01.000 And I just said, I can't.

01:07:04.000 I can't.

01:07:04.000 So you go go trigger shirt for nothing.

01:07:08.000 Yeah, I know.

01:07:08.000 I put it on and I told you something I can't do it.

01:07:11.000 It's like finding your fiercest rival and you have the dagger and he's just sleeping.

01:07:17.000 You're like, I can't.

01:07:18.000 It was midnight.

01:07:19.000 He was tired.

01:07:20.000 And here's the thing.

01:07:20.000 I don't hate Bernie Sanders.

01:07:21.000 I really don't.

01:07:22.000 I think his ideas are wrong.

01:07:24.000 I think his ideas stem from an evil ideology. 1.00

01:07:26.000 They suck! 0.99

01:07:27.000 But I would much rather host him on the show or have some kind of a debate. 1.00

01:07:31.000 It doesn't matter who it is.

01:07:33.000 I wouldn't go up and just harass somebody.

01:07:35.000 Unless it had been somebody who would harass me first.

01:07:36.000 But anyways, so Bernie Sanders was on my flight.

01:07:38.000 I know a lot of people think missed opportunity.

01:07:39.000 I think, you know, I'd probably be upset if someone just came up to me and sandbagged me.

01:07:45.000 But then I go back and forth like, you know, he also wants to take all my stuff!

01:07:52.000 I love your honesty.

01:07:53.000 I was so conflicted.

01:07:54.000 I don't know what to do.

01:07:55.000 Can you tell me what you thought if I should have done something?

01:07:57.000 I think it's hilarious that he was there.

01:08:00.000 I just felt so bad for him.

01:08:02.000 If Kim Jong-un were here, I wouldn't like him, but I wouldn't be like... 0.99

01:08:08.000 Piss off Kim Jong and kick him down a cliff. 0.98

01:08:10.000 I still probably feel bad because he's so little. 0.99

01:08:12.000 I think Cenk's the only guy that you would do that to.

01:08:14.000 Well, Cenk, he forced my hand. 0.99

01:08:17.000 And as I talked about on Joe Rogan, I'm never going to do that again.

01:08:19.000 I felt bad doing it.

01:08:20.000 Jared knows that.

01:08:22.000 But he had called me out before and then offered no recourse with debate.

01:08:25.000 I thought it was so cowardly.

01:08:27.000 This was the only way it could ever happen.

01:08:29.000 So that was a very special situation and people know it.

01:08:32.000 Anyway, this also ties me to something really sad.

01:08:34.000 We were in Montreal recently.

01:08:35.000 Yeah, we were.

01:08:36.000 My first time.

01:08:37.000 This was your first time there.

01:08:38.000 First off, were you surprised at all when you went?

01:08:41.000 Because this was your first time, and you did seem surprised.

01:08:44.000 I was surprised.

01:08:45.000 I mean, just aesthetically, it felt so much more like Europe.

01:08:49.000 Just even aesthetically...

01:08:51.000 You know, much less culturally speaking.

01:08:53.000 Yeah.

01:08:53.000 So I thought that was really interesting.

01:08:55.000 I mean, they're so close to the, you know, what, like 40 minutes into the border?

01:08:59.000 Yeah.

01:08:59.000 And it's like, wow, we're in Europe.

01:09:02.000 And like you said, 10 minutes from the, less than 10 minutes when we stopped at that place to exchange, you know, exchange monies, they didn't speak a word of English.

01:09:09.000 Not a word of English.

01:09:10.000 10 minutes from the Vermont border.

01:09:11.000 In a really crappy gas station.

01:09:12.000 Now I know why you're so fixated on, like, nice gas stations.

01:09:15.000 Because this was sad as F. Imagine how small your world must be.

01:09:21.000 And that's why when people say, oh, but they love their healthcare more.

01:09:23.000 Yeah, but these are people who live 10 minutes from the United States and have never learned the language.

01:09:28.000 If you were to ask them, they would say, I'm happier only speaking French.

01:09:30.000 And not French that even people in France can understand, mind you.

01:09:32.000 Only in rural Quebec.

01:09:34.000 That's what they had to understand.

01:09:35.000 People who live like 10 miles into the border, I'm like, why wouldn't you just like...

01:09:39.000 Why are you here?

01:09:40.000 I don't understand.

01:09:42.000 We clocked it on the way back.

01:09:43.000 It was four miles from the border.

01:09:45.000 It makes no sense to me.

01:09:45.000 You don't speak a word of English and you're paying half your minimum wage salary in taxes.

01:09:53.000 I don't know how they do it.

01:09:54.000 I can tell you exactly what it is.

01:09:55.000 And that's kind of what I've been deliberating over this week.

01:09:59.000 Enough, good enough is good enough.

01:10:00.000 And that's the big difference between, you know, when people talk about, I just watched a debate recently, I can't remember who it was, they were talking about conservatism versus liberalism.

01:10:07.000 You know, going back to Quebec, to Montreal, great food, some beautiful areas, but you would probably say, being there, I would have much more in common being raised with someone from Europe than most kids in the United States.

01:10:18.000 Oh yeah, by far.

01:10:19.000 Certainly more than anyone in the U.S. Yeah, yeah.

01:10:21.000 And I definitely, when I moved to the States, it was much more of a culture shock than I would even say.

01:10:26.000 I would say where I was raised is much more similar to Ireland when we visited than it would be to, say, Texas or California.

01:10:32.000 Yeah, certainly the culture of people.

01:10:35.000 But it's a culture of good enough is good enough.

01:10:39.000 And these people don't learn English.

01:10:40.000 They're living right beyond the border.

01:10:42.000 I had friends there who just seemed so broken over being in this place.

01:10:48.000 Taxes have gone up.

01:10:49.000 Sales taxes.

01:10:50.000 It's one of those issues, these people have never thought of it.

01:10:52.000 And that's why I always say, it goes back to any time people get in debates, whether it's Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders or recently, I can't remember who it was, some kind of a YouTube debate, saying, well, actually, people in these countries, when asked, much prefer their health care.

01:11:03.000 Well, yeah, but these people also are paying 16% sales tax, and they're still paying for 70% of the drugs they want. 0.94

01:11:09.000 If you ask anyone, if you ask someone in Quebec saying, hey, are you happy you're not speaking English?

01:11:13.000 Are you happy that you've never been to the United States of America?

01:11:16.000 A majority of them are going to say yes.

01:11:17.000 That's a subjective question.

01:11:18.000 It's about giving an opinion.

01:11:19.000 The fact that a majority of people give a specific opinion doesn't mean that it's good.

01:11:23.000 It doesn't mean that it's right.

01:11:24.000 And also, we talk about this with some of your friends, you know, it's...

01:11:27.000 There's a big difference between the people who know and the people who don't know.

01:11:30.000 People who have kind of been red-pilled, and it's like, you know what? 0.98

01:11:34.000 They're broken because they know this doesn't have to be this way.

01:11:37.000 They know there's a different world out there, and they've seen it, and they've tasted it.

01:11:40.000 That's why, you know, Sven Computer's here.

01:11:42.000 Sven Computer.

01:11:43.000 I can't even say his name, but it's here.

01:11:44.000 Yeah, I'm not surprised.

01:11:45.000 The plant is heavy.

01:11:46.000 It wears on you.

01:11:47.000 This is a tiring-ass costume.

01:11:49.000 When a guy came up when we were there, a few people who came up who were fans, we thought, oh no, Montreal, this is for sure they're going to be trying to punch us or something.

01:11:55.000 And they were the most passionate fans.

01:11:57.000 They were like, man, listen, I know, man, I know.

01:11:59.000 I mean, no one here, my family doesn't get it.

01:12:01.000 And that's what we say, too.

01:12:03.000 Typically, our average viewer is a male, 18 to 35.

01:12:10.000 But when we get a woman who comes up They are very, very passionate.

01:12:13.000 Like at the Gosnell play, still going on in New York City, by the way.

01:12:15.000 I highly recommend you go check it out.

01:12:16.000 Also, Owen Benjamin's recent stand-up special.

01:12:18.000 I promise them I'll get their plugs in. 0.88

01:12:20.000 Or when we were in New York, every single person who came up was either black, Latino, female, one was gay. 0.61

01:12:26.000 They tend to be the most passionate.

01:12:28.000 And a reason for it is, like we've talked about this, they go against the grain.

01:12:31.000 And with Montreal, essentially you use the term red pill.

01:12:35.000 Again, they will go through their entire lives.

01:12:38.000 It's a culture of leisure, not a culture of productivity at all.

01:12:41.000 It's why everything just gets a little more worn down.

01:12:43.000 We think it's quaint.

01:12:44.000 We think there's more history.

01:12:45.000 We think there's more culture. 1.00

01:12:47.000 It's just that their old crap looks just like their new crap. 1.00

01:12:49.000 That's the thing. 1.00

01:12:50.000 Everything is old crap. 0.99

01:12:51.000 I sat and I spoke with the lady at our hotel in Old Port, Montreal. 0.99

01:12:54.000 And she was from France.

01:12:57.000 And I asked her what the tax is.

01:12:59.000 I think it's 16% in Quebec, if I'm not mistaken.

01:13:01.000 When I left, it was lower because of Stephen Harper, and now it's back up.

01:13:04.000 She said, yeah, you know, it's kind of expensive, but it's not that bad.

01:13:08.000 I said, what's your income tax like?

01:13:10.000 And it was somewhere around 52%, something like that.

01:13:13.000 I said, do you know in Texas there's no state tax?

01:13:15.000 There's no state tax at all?

01:13:17.000 She's like, oh, really?

01:13:17.000 When you buy something?

01:13:19.000 I said, no, no, there's no state income tax.

01:13:22.000 She said, what?

01:13:23.000 I said, there's no state income tax in Texas.

01:13:26.000 I have a lot of family in Texas.

01:13:27.000 None.

01:13:27.000 You mean on your income, like when you get your paycheck?

01:13:30.000 Yep.

01:13:31.000 None.

01:13:32.000 I said, nope.

01:13:32.000 And they have a surplus.

01:13:35.000 How is that?

01:13:36.000 I'm like, how is that?

01:13:38.000 How do you think that is?

01:13:40.000 And she actually said, I don't know.

01:13:42.000 I would think they have, like, bankrupt.

01:13:43.000 You know, I hear of the debt.

01:13:45.000 I go, yeah, well, think about it.

01:13:46.000 People have more money to spend.

01:13:47.000 We have nearly non-existent unemployment.

01:13:51.000 And there's more disposable income.

01:13:52.000 And so actually, the government makes more revenue in taxes when you give people the freedom to choose what they can do with their own dollars.

01:13:58.000 She's like, oh, I never think of it like that.

01:14:01.000 You know, I want to travel so much, but I never think.

01:14:03.000 I have to go to Texas now.

01:14:05.000 And that's the thing.

01:14:06.000 It is really important for you.

01:14:08.000 This is why I say the prism through which you look at the world determines, first off, what is right and wrong.

01:14:14.000 Because it's effectively an act of force, 52% income tax, right?

01:14:17.000 It's nice that you want things paid for.

01:14:19.000 But it's not an actual realistic, it's not an actual legitimate role of government.

01:14:24.000 It can only be done through force.

01:14:25.000 We've talked about that.

01:14:26.000 But people who don't think of these issues, once they start thinking about them, their minds will begin to change.

01:14:33.000 That's where you see, you know, we talked about this, the Change My Mind, that segment that went up.

01:14:36.000 We were so surprised, and I'm so...

01:14:38.000 Happy and proud, not of me, but of the fans who watch this show, that that is edging up on a million plays.

01:14:43.000 It was me sitting down for 20 minutes, if you haven't watched it, letting people come up and change my mind.

01:14:46.000 It is the opposite.

01:14:47.000 It is antithetical to cable news.

01:14:49.000 It is the opposite of sound bites.

01:14:51.000 It is, speak, and let me hear you out, and let me get you to question your own position.

01:14:55.000 And people start changing their own minds.

01:14:58.000 And it's very different from when we had a debate this week.

01:15:02.000 Constein came on from TechCrunch, where he came on hostile and he was ready to defend his worldview because this is what I've got.

01:15:08.000 I've got to be glued to this.

01:15:09.000 I've got to stick with this because my paycheck is beholden to it.

01:15:11.000 But those people changed my mind.

01:15:13.000 They've never thought of these issues, these kids in college.

01:15:16.000 They've never thought of where a right comes from.

01:15:17.000 People in Quebec have never thought about the fact that when you give people more freedom, you can actually make more taxes and revenue.

01:15:22.000 People in Quebec have never thought of the fact that it is absolutely, here is something, morally reprehensible for Canada to rely on the United States for its national defense.

01:15:33.000 When we talk about North Korea and if they could have a missile hit United States mainland, well, before that, Canada. 0.68

01:15:41.000 Does Canada have a defense system?

01:15:43.000 No.

01:15:45.000 Who do they rely on?

01:15:47.000 The United States.

01:15:48.000 So they literally rely on...

01:15:49.000 They can have socialized healthcare at 52% income tax and paying for 70% of the drugs that you want, because they, which is morally completely repugnant, depend on the United States for their national security, and no one thinks of it.

01:16:03.000 No one thinks of it.

01:16:04.000 I was talking with people in Canada saying, hey...

01:16:07.000 What do you think would change if you had to pay for your own national security?

01:16:11.000 This person said, well, you know, I can't believe the United States spends so much on its military and they can't spend on health care.

01:16:16.000 It's just, it's absurd.

01:16:17.000 I said, what do you think would happen if there were to be some kind of a war to break out with Canada?

01:16:22.000 So what do you mean?

01:16:23.000 I said, let's just use North Korea as an example. 0.70

01:16:24.000 I know they're not really a threat, but if they're talking about sending a missile over, right, let's get past Guam.

01:16:30.000 How would Canada defend itself?

01:16:32.000 Well, the United States are our allies.

01:16:35.000 Right. 0.96

01:16:36.000 So do you think it might change your country's economic outlook if you had to pay for your own sh** when it comes to protecting yourself? 0.96

01:16:43.000 Can you see how maybe it irks people in the United States? 0.99

01:16:45.000 They think we're arrogant?

01:16:46.000 No.

01:16:46.000 I think it is so arrogant.

01:16:48.000 And that is the one thing I could not get past.

01:16:50.000 Bernie Sanders, the arrogance of wanting to take my stuff.

01:16:52.000 I was looking at him, just seething over this on the plane, then landing in Canada, in a land of people who think they're entitled to take your stuff.

01:17:00.000 And if you say, hold on, hold on, hold on, don't take my stuff, they call the United States arrogant.

01:17:05.000 And you don't need to feel guilty about that.

01:17:07.000 We get people all the time, well, you know, I travel abroad and I'm afraid because they don't like Americans.

01:17:11.000 You know why they don't like Americans? 1.00

01:17:13.000 Because they rely on us for everything.

01:17:14.000 For medical innovations, for national security.

01:17:17.000 And then we say, you know what?

01:17:18.000 Hey, maybe it's time to start paying for your own stuff.

01:17:22.000 Maybe it's time for you to start innovating.

01:17:23.000 Maybe it's time for you to start benefiting us, the rest of the world, instead of us entirely subsidizing you.

01:17:28.000 Maybe it's time to defend yourself. 0.88

01:17:29.000 Can you believe how arrogant the Americans are? 0.98

01:17:32.000 Yeah, in that sense, I am so proud of American arrogance because I've seen the arrogance from Quebec and Montreal. 0.92

01:17:39.000 I hadn't been there in a decade.

01:17:40.000 I went back and it broke my heart because socialism creates an entirely soulless people. 0.99

01:17:46.000 It's so Sucks the life out of you. 0.98

01:17:49.000 And I saw broken shells of men and women who I used to know. 0.98

01:17:53.000 And you can just see it beats them down.

01:17:56.000 The United States is the only place where that doesn't happen anymore.

01:17:59.000 There still is some hope.

01:18:00.000 Thank God for it.

01:18:01.000 Guess that's arrogant.

01:18:02.000 See you next week.

Louder with Crowder - October 27, 2017

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