Louder with Crowder - November 03, 2017


#256 STEPHEN COLBERT IS A COMMUNIST! Gavin McInnes, Dean Cain and Gary Sinise | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

187.27158

Word Count

15,272

Sentence Count

1,553

Misogynist Sentences

39

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

This week, the boys are joined by a special guest to talk about how they grew up in the 80s and early 90s, and how they ve changed since then. Plus, a new segment called "The Big Ass Show" and a special Halloween edition of "The Sound of the Weekend."


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's too bumpy!
00:00:17.000 I'll call an Uber!
00:00:21.000 Jerry!
00:00:22.000 Not so high!
00:00:34.000 Not so high!
00:01:03.000 Ah-ha!
00:01:04.000 You're so gay.
00:01:15.000 Hey guys, hope you're enjoying the Not Gay Jared origin stories that'll be unfolding here for the entire episode.
00:01:28.000 Listen, really quickly, for those who are not Mug Club members watching on YouTube, for some reason YouTube's decided to no longer notify you or even put these videos in your subscription box.
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00:01:44.000 That way you can...
00:01:45.000 ...and you can see it.
00:02:15.000 ...and you can see it.
00:02:45.000 ...and you can see it.
00:02:59.000 Keep one handy.
00:03:00.000 That's good to have.
00:03:01.000 Have a new sound guy by next week.
00:03:03.000 Glad to be with you!
00:03:04.000 It's the sound of the weekend.
00:03:05.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
00:03:08.000 Follow him on Twitter at notgayjared.
00:03:09.000 Meet us, Crowder, with your comments.
00:03:11.000 Your thoughts, your photoshops, I fulfill my legal obligations, jarring conclusions.
00:03:14.000 Are we good?
00:03:14.000 We good!
00:03:15.000 I don't care that much.
00:03:16.000 We have to get to it.
00:03:16.000 They're the big-ass shows.
00:03:17.000 Wow.
00:03:18.000 Necessary, contractually, at gmorganjr, simplifiedwine.com.
00:03:21.000 He's a sommelier.
00:03:22.000 What's the wine of the day?
00:03:23.000 We got a little red schooner here.
00:03:24.000 Voyage number four.
00:03:25.000 Sounds like you want to be a red spooner with a guy.
00:03:27.000 So we have Gary Sinise.
00:03:29.000 Boom.
00:03:30.000 Dean Cain.
00:03:31.000 Yes.
00:03:33.000 I guess I thought you were trying to shorten it.
00:03:35.000 Surprising there?
00:03:36.000 Abbreviate from boom.
00:03:37.000 No.
00:03:39.000 Dean deserves more than a boom.
00:03:40.000 It's kind of like brother became bro.
00:03:42.000 That's bruh.
00:03:43.000 I don't know what it goes to next.
00:03:45.000 And then Gavin McInnes.
00:03:46.000 Did I say Gavin McInnes yet?
00:03:47.000 You didn't say Gavin McInnes.
00:03:48.000 Gavin McInnes, Dean Cain, Gary Sinise.
00:03:50.000 Continue of the Nokia Jared Oranjin stories.
00:03:53.000 Question of the day, by the way.
00:03:54.000 We'll get to the trick-or-treating socialism, Donald Trump Jr.
00:03:58.000 tweet, J.K. Rowling, Stephen Colbert.
00:04:01.000 Obviously people know that you tend to get more conservative as you grow older.
00:04:06.000 And sometimes it's because you have more skin in the game.
00:04:07.000 But I want to ask you, if you're watching, we have a lot of young people in the audience.
00:04:10.000 As you've grown older, right after Halloween...
00:04:13.000 Do you find yourself caring more about merit and less about fairness?
00:04:17.000 Is that a big part of it?
00:04:19.000 I think that is for me.
00:04:19.000 I think when you get out of college and everything is about fairness, everything is about equality of outcomes, and once you've earned something unique to you, something that nobody else can earn, all of a sudden you're going, wow, this isn't just a merit.
00:04:31.000 This isn't just a trophy everybody gets.
00:04:32.000 This merit thing really means something.
00:04:34.000 You didn't do this.
00:04:36.000 Yes, you did.
00:04:37.000 I either make rent or I don't now.
00:04:37.000 You didn't do all those things.
00:04:39.000 Right.
00:04:40.000 This is weird.
00:04:40.000 Well, it's about using your own value, your own skill sets, what you bring to the table.
00:04:43.000 So do you feel that as you get older, that's a natural progression?
00:04:46.000 That has definitely been for me.
00:04:47.000 When I was a kid, I wanted everything to be fair.
00:04:49.000 Yeah.
00:04:50.000 And I progressed a little earlier because I just, you know, I was a grumpy old man at 12.
00:04:55.000 You're an old man.
00:04:56.000 What's fair changes a lot, too, because what's fair when you're younger is not the same thing, because me getting what I earned, that is fair.
00:05:02.000 That's a good point.
00:05:03.000 That is fairness.
00:05:04.000 Yeah, a meritocracy is fairness.
00:05:06.000 But as a kid, you want to look at the surface fairness.
00:05:08.000 Yeah.
00:05:09.000 All right.
00:05:09.000 Well, we'll talk about that more.
00:05:11.000 In the news, four women from an Idaho credit union were forced to apologize after this photo of a woman in blackface surfaced.
00:05:18.000 The fact that Gerald laughs right away, he's like them.
00:05:22.000 I haven't seen the video.
00:05:23.000 He'd be there at the credit union like, go for it, ladies!
00:05:26.000 No one can touch you.
00:05:28.000 So I was posted to Facebook on Halloween by one of the workers at the Six Four Women who work at the P1FCU Credit Union in Lewiston, who were apparently dressed as the 1988 Olympic Jamaican bobsled team, made famous by that film.
00:05:40.000 I guess I can see that.
00:05:41.000 So that was how they tried to defend it.
00:05:43.000 People were attacking, and actually matters were made worse when the creator of the costumes clarified, we actually weren't the bobsled team, just subprime borrowers.
00:05:50.000 Oh!
00:05:53.000 It's the very first one of the show.
00:05:55.000 If you're hoping for a smoother ride?
00:05:57.000 We are in it now.
00:05:58.000 No, and the live audience is gone.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:01.000 We wanted to aim that flare gun right at your face.
00:06:04.000 Donna Brazile, of course, we have to talk about this.
00:06:06.000 She's in the news.
00:06:07.000 This comes from Mediaite.
00:06:08.000 She's been making the top trends everywhere where she was...
00:06:10.000 She's issued a scathing report on Hillary, Debbie Wasserman, the DNC at large.
00:06:15.000 Essentially, she's just gone rogue.
00:06:16.000 She's been attempting...
00:06:17.000 Why are you laughing?
00:06:18.000 Why are you laughing?
00:06:18.000 Her whole thing is like defending Bernie.
00:06:20.000 It's like she's just feeling the burns way so late.
00:06:23.000 She doesn't realize.
00:06:24.000 It's done.
00:06:25.000 It's done, Donna.
00:06:26.000 What are the kids doing now?
00:06:28.000 Feeling the burn?
00:06:29.000 Okay.
00:06:29.000 But it's November.
00:06:30.000 I have to make my point.
00:06:31.000 Last November.
00:06:32.000 Last.
00:06:33.000 Oh, damn.
00:06:34.000 But it does burn when I pee, though.
00:06:36.000 So she's basically trying to burn the DNC to the ground.
00:06:39.000 Of course, this is actually, as we know, her second stab this week at Relevancy after quickly deleting her ill-fated and widely met with skepticism hashtag MeToo tweet.
00:06:49.000 You don't want to victim blame, but in some instances...
00:06:53.000 Friday, the Louisiana Supreme Court actually refused to hear a suspect's case.
00:06:59.000 So they claimed there was no violation of his rights occurring when he asked for, I quote, a lawyer dog, with the cops claiming he asked for a lawyer dog.
00:07:10.000 In response to the suspect claiming that his demand for a lawyer should have resulted in the immediate suspension of interrogation, Scott Crichton penned a brief opinion concurring with the court's decision not to hear the case.
00:07:22.000 He wrote, the defendant's ambiguous and equivocal reference to a lawyer dog does not constitute an invocation of counsel that warrants immediate termination of the interview.
00:07:32.000 And this actually came to us from Salon, so of course there have been cries of racism right off the bat, judicial malpractice, with one opposing Disney producer actually claiming there ain't Nothing in the rule books that say golden retrievers can't practice law.
00:07:49.000 Black people do have it harder.
00:07:50.000 I will give it to them.
00:07:51.000 They do.
00:07:51.000 They can't communicate any rights.
00:07:52.000 I will say, like, I don't buy into that black, you know, black guys matter, hands up, don't shoot.
00:07:56.000 But when a guy's like, man, I want a lawyer dog.
00:07:58.000 He asked for a lawyer dog.
00:07:59.000 He asked for a lawyer dog.
00:08:00.000 He clearly swans.
00:08:02.000 Is that like a hot dog?
00:08:03.000 Wilder with a gavel.
00:08:04.000 Yeah.
00:08:05.000 If that's what I'm talking about, I get it.
00:08:07.000 I'll give you that one.
00:08:08.000 Just put a comma in there.
00:08:10.000 Lawyer, comma dog.
00:08:11.000 No, he was speaking.
00:08:12.000 I know.
00:08:13.000 That's what I mean.
00:08:14.000 Pause for a comma.
00:08:16.000 And it burns when I pee.
00:08:17.000 Turns out Osama bin Laden was a huge gamer in anime things.
00:08:22.000 Insane.
00:08:23.000 So today, the CIA publicly released nearly half a million files from his hard drive, and it revealed that he actually had a passion for things like Resident Evil, I think it was Mario, and loads of Japanese anime.
00:08:33.000 So people are really happy about that.
00:08:34.000 So weird.
00:08:35.000 It's not, when you remember Saddam Hussein, they found him, he loved The Avengers and Raisin Bran Crunch.
00:08:40.000 I forgot about that.
00:08:40.000 Oh, that's true.
00:08:41.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:08:42.000 He was crazy for Raisin Bran Crunch.
00:08:43.000 They hate America.
00:08:45.000 Wait, Raisin Bran Crunch?
00:08:46.000 That's not even a thing.
00:08:47.000 Yeah, it is.
00:08:48.000 It's a totally different cereal from Raisin Bran.
00:08:49.000 Really?
00:08:50.000 Yeah.
00:08:50.000 Where have you been with the Raisin Bran Crunch?
00:08:52.000 I thought you were just making it up.
00:08:53.000 You are paying this person!
00:08:56.000 Raisin Bran Crunch is candy cereal.
00:08:57.000 Yeah, totally different.
00:08:58.000 Ah, okay.
00:08:59.000 But Osamblan apparently was also an artist himself.
00:09:00.000 As documents reveal, he was trying to get his comic series published, Taliban, Gotta Kill Them All.
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:07.000 I don't know why that one didn't take off.
00:09:09.000 That one didn't take off, and his venture into the young adult franchise even less so.
00:09:14.000 Hardcore terrorist tentacle pornography just didn't...
00:09:16.000 Japanese appreciate straightforward marketing.
00:09:21.000 There's no BSing around the titles there.
00:09:23.000 No, no, no, no.
00:09:24.000 There's a market for that, and they appreciate it, and they love them for it.
00:09:27.000 Imagine the plan in multiplayer with Osama Bin Laden and not knowing it.
00:09:32.000 I got you!
00:09:33.000 I got you!
00:09:34.000 He's in a clan.
00:09:36.000 Exactly.
00:09:37.000 Taliban number one.
00:09:38.000 I thought that was just a stupid name.
00:09:39.000 Gosh.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, I guess, well, apparently he also pirated a lot of his games, so who would have thought terrorists would also be involved with piracy?
00:09:47.000 It's like, Osama, it's not released yet.
00:09:48.000 I'm not going to pay for the game!
00:09:50.000 No!
00:09:51.000 I didn't think!
00:09:52.000 You see, I also like Pixar movies.
00:09:54.000 It just seems like those childish things for a terrorist to have.
00:09:57.000 Why would he like anime?
00:09:58.000 Like, that's ridiculous.
00:10:00.000 No, it's because the Japanese are also a deeply disturbed dark people.
00:10:03.000 There you go.
00:10:04.000 Kindred spirits.
00:10:05.000 Russian women stripped naked in front of the U.S. Embassy.
00:10:09.000 In Russia to show their support for Harvey Weinstein?
00:10:12.000 At first of all, am I reading that right?
00:10:12.000 I know.
00:10:13.000 So, these are the feminist protests.
00:10:15.000 What do they have to say?
00:10:15.000 They said, we came here to support the producer who offered women sex.
00:10:20.000 Sex is right.
00:10:21.000 Sex is cool.
00:10:23.000 We're here to say that when a man offers women sex, it is awesome.
00:10:26.000 It means you think we are beautiful and sexy, said another girl.
00:10:30.000 And this comes off, obviously, on the heels of that girl who was lifting up her skirt.
00:10:33.000 Yeah.
00:10:34.000 A feminist.
00:10:35.000 I know.
00:10:35.000 To protest groping in a Russian train station.
00:10:38.000 Their feminists are different.
00:10:39.000 Their feminists are very different from feminists in the United States.
00:10:42.000 And so to that we say, we defect.
00:10:47.000 All right, let's talk about Stephen Colbert. let's talk about Stephen Colbert.
00:11:09.000 I feel like I was on The Hunt for Red October just then.
00:11:11.000 Yeah, well, you weren't.
00:11:13.000 It's a good movie.
00:11:13.000 It's a good movie.
00:11:15.000 We still have a course for the show to get through.
00:11:15.000 Don't rest easy.
00:11:17.000 It's The Hunt for.
00:11:18.000 What?
00:11:18.000 Whoa.
00:11:23.000 Alright, you gave yourself some work there with a censor button.
00:11:25.000 There we go.
00:11:27.000 So, Donald Trump Jr.
00:11:28.000 tweeted something, J.K. Rowling retweeted it, and then Stephen Colbert decided to make it a part of his monologue because that's what entertainment is now on television.
00:11:36.000 There you go.
00:11:36.000 It is on here, but listen, soft expectations.
00:11:40.000 Let's set it up.
00:11:40.000 This is Stephen Colbert responding.
00:11:42.000 Last night, Don Jr.
00:11:45.000 tweeted a picture of his young daughter holding her candy bucket and said, I'm going to take half of her candy tonight and give it to some kid who sat at home.
00:11:53.000 It's never too early to teach her about socialism.
00:11:57.000 Yes, it's never too early to teach kids the danger of sharing.
00:12:02.000 Yeah.
00:12:03.000 Well, litany of things that are incorrect there.
00:12:06.000 The dangers of sharing.
00:12:08.000 It's the old adage, but there's nothing compassionate about sharing somebody else's stuff.
00:12:13.000 So if that didn't set it up for you where you can hear that the rest of Stephen Colbert's monologue will be misled, if not misleading, let's go into clip B. On Halloween, kids literally go door to door to get free candy from the neighbors because the kids don't have it, and the neighbors do.
00:12:32.000 That's socialism.
00:12:34.000 No, it's not.
00:12:35.000 No, it's not that.
00:12:36.000 The kids create or purchase costumes, and for an entire evening they walk door to door tirelessly, and they're rewarded for their activity with candy.
00:12:36.000 Why?
00:12:46.000 That's called...
00:12:48.000 Work.
00:12:49.000 Yeah, and the only way this actually works is if that fat kid sits at home, does nothing, no costume, and makes everybody come and bring candy to him.
00:12:57.000 That's the only way that's actually socialism.
00:12:59.000 This other stuff looks like a little bit of work.
00:13:01.000 And that fat kid, by the way, was Bernie Sanders.
00:13:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:01.000 Exactly.
00:13:03.000 Candy is...
00:13:06.000 Candy is...
00:13:06.000 I can't do it.
00:13:07.000 You better write.
00:13:09.000 Now, then Bernie changed.
00:13:10.000 He started counting points after his couch surfing days were done.
00:13:12.000 Next clip.
00:13:13.000 No child in the history of childing has ever voluntarily missed Halloween unless...
00:13:19.000 I'm worried that kid didn't go out.
00:13:22.000 Why?
00:13:22.000 Is he okay?
00:13:23.000 Is that child caring for a sick parent?
00:13:25.000 You know what would be a nice thing to do?
00:13:27.000 Give him half your Halloween candy.
00:13:31.000 So this is the quintessential leftist argument right away.
00:13:34.000 They care and you don't, right?
00:13:36.000 They're compassionate and you're not.
00:13:39.000 Which statistically, let's just get this out, it couldn't be further from the truth.
00:13:42.000 Okay, Republicans give more to charity, they volunteer more of their time, and they give more blood.
00:13:47.000 Not only that, Republicans are better tippers, which we've written about, of course.
00:13:50.000 Bernie Sanders never tips above 18% on the dot.
00:13:53.000 Was it 18 or was it 15?
00:13:54.000 I thought it was 15.
00:13:55.000 I think it was 18%.
00:13:57.000 It might have been 15%.
00:13:58.000 I think you're giving too much credit.
00:13:59.000 I think it's 15%.
00:14:00.000 But it's very much like Ebenezer Scrooge with the prisons and poor houses.
00:14:04.000 I'm going to give the bare minimum and not a penny more.
00:14:07.000 Yes, exactly.
00:14:08.000 He says no child has willingly ever stayed home on Halloween, which, this is another thing, it completely echoes, again, the liberal idea of socialism.
00:14:15.000 And this is an overarching theme that no one could possibly be in poverty.
00:14:20.000 No one would ever forego trick-or-treating, right, if...
00:14:25.000 If it were within their control.
00:14:26.000 It's clearly not something they wanted to do.
00:14:29.000 These are, they're a victim of societal circumstance.
00:14:30.000 Where do they get this from?
00:14:31.000 Well, let's go to Obama.
00:14:32.000 He said the same thing all the time.
00:14:33.000 What we've long understood, though, is that some communities have consistently had the odds stacked against them.
00:14:39.000 Yeah, not all of them.
00:14:40.000 No.
00:14:41.000 That's not necessarily the thing that's always why people are poor.
00:14:41.000 Not all of them.
00:14:44.000 We also know some kids who didn't do that, right?
00:14:46.000 We know kids who didn't want to wear a costume, or they forgot to make a costume or buy a costume until it was too late.
00:14:53.000 And there were always the kids who were too cool.
00:14:55.000 I knew a lot of those.
00:14:56.000 For Trick or Treat, remember?
00:14:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:57.000 All the time.
00:14:58.000 Like, I'm dressed as...
00:15:04.000 I trick-or-treated in college.
00:15:08.000 Well, what's the matter with that?
00:15:09.000 I trick-or-treated until I was 22 years old, and that's not even a joke.
00:15:12.000 You just have to get a full body costume and mask, and they don't know.
00:15:12.000 Really?
00:15:12.000 22?
00:15:14.000 Well, you like to dress up, so it's cool.
00:15:15.000 You just say you have a pituitary disorder.
00:15:17.000 No one cares.
00:15:18.000 I'm big for my age.
00:15:22.000 Now, if we get rid of the kid who's going through chemo, who has leukemia, let's get rid of the extreme examples, it's far more likely that a kid isn't out trick-or-treating because he chose not to.
00:15:33.000 Either because he chose not to through inaction, through not being prepared, or he just decided he wasn't going to go trick-or-treating, he was going to rely on somebody else to do it.
00:15:39.000 The same can be said for adults benefiting from socialism.
00:15:42.000 Good example, Sweden, where only 0.3% of refugees work.
00:15:47.000 Had to get that dig in there.
00:15:48.000 That's a small number.
00:15:50.000 A National Bureau of Economic Research study concluded that in the mid-90s, the welfare reforms actually could explain about 50% of the decline in desire to work among non-participants, meaning people who are not in the workforce.
00:16:02.000 So here's the thing.
00:16:02.000 When you just give somebody stuff, I know it sounds like a logical reach.
00:16:08.000 They just rely on you giving them stuff.
00:16:11.000 Next clip, and it's disturbing.
00:16:12.000 We need to be talking about things like universal Heathcare, which would be a lifesaver for working people.
00:16:20.000 Socialist ideas outlined by the authors of Dots Capital, Karl Mars, and Frederick Skittles.
00:16:29.000 Or as you dum-dums like to call them, nerds.
00:16:35.000 Oh my god.
00:16:37.000 No, we don't call them nerds, we call them communists.
00:16:39.000 Yes.
00:16:40.000 Communists.
00:16:41.000 Hardcore, original communists.
00:16:42.000 He literally uses Karl Marx as a positive example.
00:16:45.000 You don't want to do that.
00:16:46.000 And I was kind of confused with Frederick.
00:16:47.000 I think he means Frederick Engels.
00:16:49.000 Who was the guy who helped, obviously, found Marxist theory.
00:16:49.000 Engels.
00:16:53.000 He tried to sneak that in on skills.
00:16:54.000 I'm like, who is this Frederick guy?
00:16:55.000 And then I realized, oh, this is like...
00:16:57.000 This is like someone who's really in the know of Communists knows Frederick.
00:16:59.000 Well, no, no.
00:17:00.000 It's no, but it was bad because Skittles.
00:17:02.000 Skittles, yeah.
00:17:03.000 Carl, Mars, you kind of get it, but Skittles didn't necessarily go to Angles.
00:17:07.000 Greek candy bar, by the way.
00:17:07.000 But what was that?
00:17:08.000 Mars bar.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, it's okay.
00:17:09.000 Oh, fantastic.
00:17:10.000 We get ripped off in the U.S. We can't find them very easily.
00:17:12.000 Really?
00:17:13.000 Yeah, it's a true story.
00:17:14.000 Is that true?
00:17:14.000 They replace them with Snickers all of them, which suck!
00:17:16.000 We have a slightly bigger Cadbury egg in Canada, so you do get the short end of the candy stick.
00:17:21.000 But it's crazy.
00:17:22.000 And the fact that then we found out, I think he means Frederick Engels.
00:17:22.000 I mean, he uses Karl Marx.
00:17:25.000 Like, if we ever made a joke about Hitler that seemed to be praising him, we'd be pretty clear you would realize if it's satire.
00:17:31.000 This is not satire.
00:17:32.000 And the fact that he says, you dum-dums, in other words, you have to be a dum-dum to not like the founders of communism?
00:17:39.000 Yeah.
00:17:40.000 You dum-dums who don't like chocolate Himmler.
00:17:45.000 It'd be like if someone said Hitler.
00:17:47.000 Gummy.
00:17:48.000 And then starts praising the generals.
00:17:49.000 Yeah, Hitler.
00:17:51.000 Hitler.
00:17:52.000 Did he just say Hitler?
00:17:53.000 And Himmler.
00:17:54.000 I think he just said N-V-S-S. No, I think he's definitely pro-Nazi.
00:17:58.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
00:17:59.000 I'm pretty sure Stephen Colbert is pro-communism.
00:18:02.000 Why would you like these guys?
00:18:03.000 They almost destroyed the world a couple of times over.
00:18:05.000 And they never worked.
00:18:06.000 Just move past it, please?
00:18:07.000 They also never worked.
00:18:08.000 No, no, ever.
00:18:09.000 Get beyond the horrible ideology that resulted in the hundreds of millions of people killed.
00:18:14.000 They were the douche who couch-surfed, who never actually paid taxes or worked a job.
00:18:19.000 So just on a personal level, like, Carl, could you just leave your stiff socks in your own drawer?
00:18:25.000 All right?
00:18:25.000 Would you starch them?
00:18:26.000 We know what's happening because when I go to work, you have time by yourself.
00:18:29.000 I know, you're writing your latest novella.
00:18:31.000 I mean, like, they are total losers.
00:18:33.000 This is crazy to me that people have skimmed past Karl Marx.
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 This is what the left does.
00:18:38.000 They just want to claim the moral high ground and give people stuff.
00:18:41.000 But they fight.
00:18:42.000 They consistently fight any policies that would actually help the chronically, the perpetually poor people.
00:18:48.000 So they'll fight for 15.
00:18:50.000 You signed up for a fight for 15, which isn't a real thing, by the way.
00:18:52.000 It's really hard to get involved, turns out, because they never actually tell you where they're going to be and what they're doing.
00:18:57.000 And you're like, where did they get these pictures?
00:18:59.000 It's right down the block for me.
00:18:59.000 It's right down the block, yeah.
00:19:00.000 It's like 12 people, and they claim it was 35.
00:19:04.000 I get emails all the time, and you can tell they reach out for the really black names to sign off on the letters.
00:19:09.000 It's really obvious to me.
00:19:11.000 They go out of their way to make themselves really sad.
00:19:15.000 The left will fight for 15.
00:19:16.000 They'll fight for a bigger welfare state.
00:19:18.000 More money for schools.
00:19:19.000 Health care to fight poverty.
00:19:20.000 Michelle Obama wants you to get moving, right?
00:19:22.000 To be healthy.
00:19:23.000 Move it.
00:19:24.000 But they oppose drug testing for welfare.
00:19:26.000 They oppose working for welfare.
00:19:28.000 If you even live an active, healthy lifestyle, guess what?
00:19:30.000 You're still going to have to pay the skyrocketing premiums for someone who lives on a diet of Snickers and funnel cakes.
00:19:35.000 Hashtag no fashion.
00:19:39.000 If you actually look at it, you want to help people get out of poverty, consistently fight the tools that would do so.
00:19:44.000 If we really want to help solve poverty, which is what the whole Colbert thing is, this whole premise is you don't care about the poor.
00:19:50.000 Avoiding poverty is pretty simple.
00:19:52.000 Ben Shapiro's talked about this.
00:19:53.000 We've talked about this for years.
00:19:54.000 Finish high school, don't do drugs, get married, and stay married.
00:19:58.000 Not only will you not be poor, but the statistical likelihood of your kids being poor is next to now.
00:20:03.000 The statistical likelihood of your kid finishing school, going to college, getting a job, getting married, where he ends up in prison is, are mommy and daddy married, and is daddy still in the house?
00:20:12.000 Okay?
00:20:13.000 How dare you make sense.
00:20:14.000 That requires a moral judgment.
00:20:16.000 People are perpetually poor because rather than tell the truth, the left gives a handout.
00:20:21.000 The truth is, if that kid didn't go out door-to-door, again, let's disregard the extreme examples, right?
00:20:25.000 The kid who looks like Charlie Brown, Progeria, okay?
00:20:27.000 Fine.
00:20:28.000 We'll give him anything he wants.
00:20:29.000 Okay?
00:20:30.000 He's going to get a make-a-wish.
00:20:31.000 We're going to fix that one.
00:20:32.000 But it's going to be charity.
00:20:33.000 You're not going to steal it from me to give it to him.
00:20:34.000 Right.
00:20:35.000 That's a good point.
00:20:35.000 It's voluntary.
00:20:36.000 Yes.
00:20:37.000 But most kids just didn't go door-to-door for that candy, okay?
00:20:39.000 The fact is, he doesn't deserve it.
00:20:40.000 Your virtue signaling, compassion doesn't change it.
00:20:43.000 Let's give you two scenarios, okay?
00:20:46.000 Scenario one.
00:20:47.000 All right.
00:20:48.000 That kid who didn't get the candy, right?
00:20:50.000 Stephen Colbert says, just give him the candy.
00:20:51.000 Kid's bummed that he didn't get any candy.
00:20:53.000 And he turns it around for next year.
00:20:55.000 Scenario one says, you know, I really, I really, this was bummed.
00:20:58.000 This was a bummer.
00:20:58.000 I should, I should go door to door.
00:21:00.000 I missed a lot of fun and candy.
00:21:02.000 Next year, gets a costume, hits the road.
00:21:04.000 Big year.
00:21:05.000 Two trash bags full of candy.
00:21:06.000 Scenario two.
00:21:07.000 That kid's bummed that he didn't get his candy.
00:21:09.000 Okay?
00:21:09.000 So he stays home.
00:21:10.000 Instead, a parent steals it from some other kid and gives it to him because compassion.
00:21:15.000 And that parent promises him that he'll do the same thing next year and the next year and the year after that.
00:21:20.000 What do you think happens to that kid?
00:21:23.000 Worse.
00:21:23.000 What do you think happens to the kid who actually went door to door and hit the pavement only to have half of his stuff taken?
00:21:29.000 And he knows that you're going to take half that stuff next year and the next year and the next.
00:21:33.000 Eventually, that kid is going to give up.
00:21:36.000 And that's this issue with this fake victim culture.
00:21:38.000 How about the nice thing is just give the kid the candy?
00:21:41.000 It's free!
00:21:42.000 When I was a kid, I remember someone said, you know, if you want to donate candy for kids who are less fortunate.
00:21:48.000 Now, if someone said you want to donate candy to kids in other countries because they don't have Halloween fun.
00:21:51.000 I remember as a kid, I turned to my father.
00:21:53.000 I said, you know, kids in neighborhoods who are less fortunate.
00:21:55.000 I turned to my dad and I said, it's free!
00:22:00.000 Anyone can go out and get the candy.
00:22:02.000 All you have to do is walk.
00:22:03.000 You just have to walk.
00:22:04.000 Even if you don't have a costume, put a bed sheet over your head.
00:22:08.000 Not if you're in a really bad neighborhood of Detroit.
00:22:10.000 Maybe that's a bad idea.
00:22:11.000 A ghost.
00:22:12.000 Okay, you meant a ghost.
00:22:13.000 Okay, got it.
00:22:13.000 But I'm just saying, you know, put a hula hoop on.
00:22:17.000 Yeah.
00:22:18.000 Find some of your dad's clothes.
00:22:19.000 Dress up as an old man.
00:22:20.000 It's free.
00:22:22.000 There couldn't be a more perfect example.
00:22:24.000 This is a great example.
00:22:25.000 When a leftist says, well, you know what?
00:22:27.000 The right thing is just to take it and just share that candy.
00:22:30.000 What do you think when they're taking something that's earned for free, right?
00:22:34.000 And they're willing to do it with something that's earned for free.
00:22:38.000 What do you think they're willing to do with something that's actually earned that isn't free?
00:22:41.000 Meaning payment for work, your goods or services, or your business.
00:22:45.000 How far are they willing to go in that instance?
00:22:46.000 Because when it's free and available to everyone, they still feel the need to redistribute.
00:22:50.000 You'd think you'd be like, okay, listen, guys, all right, yeah, we'll take this stuff because these are the easiest ones.
00:22:54.000 But listen, come on, this is like, it's free, just go out, bag in a few doors.
00:22:59.000 You don't need us to do that for you, do you?
00:23:01.000 But they don't.
00:23:01.000 They still say the right thing is to steal from this guy and gift you.
00:23:05.000 And that's the question of the day.
00:23:05.000 Do you find that as you get older, yeah, you were going to...
00:23:08.000 Here's what strikes me about this video the most.
00:23:11.000 I get the metaphor of kids.
00:23:13.000 Kids understand candy.
00:23:14.000 They don't understand money.
00:23:15.000 They don't understand wealth.
00:23:15.000 I thought my parents had unlimited dollars and cents when I grew up.
00:23:18.000 Just go to the money machine.
00:23:19.000 In fact, when they'd ring up stuff at the grocery store, and you'd ring up one candy bar for $1.19, and they'd ring up another one for it, and it said $1.19.
00:23:25.000 I thought this was calculating the total.
00:23:26.000 I'm like, if it still says $1.19, let's just keep scanning candy bars all day.
00:23:30.000 What the hell are we doing?
00:23:31.000 This was last week.
00:23:32.000 It's a metaphor about candy, and kids understand candy.
00:23:34.000 But I also understand metaphors can break down at some point.
00:23:38.000 To me, when I look at this and think, okay, Colbert went after a tweet from Donald Trump Jr.
00:23:44.000 about a metaphor that we all know can break down at some point.
00:23:47.000 This tells me he really has socialism on the brain and really wanted to get just an opportunity.
00:23:51.000 He's been looking for it.
00:23:52.000 Hey, writers, any opportunity to pluck socialism?
00:23:54.000 Have you got any opportunity?
00:23:55.000 Is there an open door there?
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 It's presented itself because I really want to get to socialism.
00:23:59.000 He's passionate about socialism.
00:24:00.000 This just happened to be his avenue.
00:24:02.000 I'm really hoping there are Halloween specials where I finally get to fit in my love for Karl Marx and Fabric Ginnis.
00:24:07.000 And use candy to do it.
00:24:09.000 But I'll play coy.
00:24:11.000 I don't want to.
00:24:12.000 But we know I really mean it.
00:24:13.000 I really want to.
00:24:15.000 All right, we've got to get going.
00:24:16.000 Gavin McInnes is coming up next.
00:24:17.000 And guys, he's in Dean Cain, I think.
00:24:19.000 That'd be good.
00:24:20.000 - What day next year for you? - I love the world.
00:24:24.000 - Come on. - You should leave him his dignity.
00:24:28.000 This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
00:24:34.000 Homo?
00:24:36.000 Homo?
00:24:37.000 He said homo?
00:24:39.000 He said homo?
00:24:41.000 Can't you understand English?
00:24:43.000 He said homo!
00:24:44.000 Now.
00:24:45.000 Home.
00:24:52.000 Yeah, the closet.
00:24:53.000 That's Jared's home.
00:24:55.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jared.
00:25:02.000 Oh, no, no.
00:25:04.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:09.000 Jared, homo!
00:25:12.000 No!
00:25:14.000 Jared, homo!
00:25:16.000 No!
00:25:17.000 Jared's a homo!
00:25:18.000 No!
00:25:18.000 He's just a homo!
00:25:19.000 No!
00:25:22.000 No homo.
00:25:23.000 Oh, hell am I.
00:25:24.000 All right.
00:25:41.000 That was called...
00:25:41.000 I was going to dance, but Hopper decided he wanted to come in a friend.
00:25:44.000 He decided he had better things to do.
00:25:45.000 You know what he did today?
00:25:46.000 We took him to the vet to get a bath.
00:25:48.000 He walked right in.
00:25:49.000 I'm not joking.
00:25:50.000 Picked his leash up in his mouth and walked himself right out the door.
00:25:53.000 Like a man.
00:25:54.000 Just walked out.
00:25:54.000 What a statement.
00:25:55.000 He could have just walked out.
00:25:55.000 He picked it up in his mouth and walked out to make a statement.
00:25:58.000 All right.
00:25:59.000 Glad to have our next guest.
00:25:59.000 We've had him on...
00:26:00.000 It hasn't been actually that long.
00:26:01.000 He'll probably be on more frequently...
00:26:03.000 Now that he is also available to Mug Club members in the CRTV, get off my lawn, Gavin underscore McInnes, McInnes on the Twitters.
00:26:11.000 How are you, Gavin?
00:26:12.000 I'm good.
00:26:13.000 How are you, Steve?
00:26:14.000 I'm doing...
00:26:16.000 I don't know.
00:26:17.000 Steve Crowder.
00:26:18.000 Is this your uniform now with this?
00:26:20.000 Is this like what you wear for the show always?
00:26:22.000 Yeah, I have about seven of these ties and about ten of these shirts.
00:26:25.000 And it's my new look.
00:26:27.000 It's my new thing.
00:26:28.000 Dad.
00:26:29.000 Was that the decision?
00:26:30.000 Is this in your mind?
00:26:31.000 This is how most dads dress?
00:26:34.000 All my decisions happen in my mind.
00:26:36.000 That's one of my prerequisites for personal decisions.
00:26:40.000 They have to involve my mind at some point down the chain.
00:26:43.000 Do you picture dads like this?
00:26:45.000 Yeah, this is my ideal dad, NASA. Also Michael Douglas and falling down, but these are the kind of dads who...
00:26:53.000 I remember my dad.
00:26:54.000 I'm actually going to have him on my podcast tomorrow.
00:26:58.000 Remember in the 70s, dads would do things like set up a wall with bricks and stuff in the back garden wearing this.
00:27:05.000 Like they'd have their slacks on, maybe an undershirt, but still they'd get cement on their dress shoes because that's the only shoes they had.
00:27:11.000 Actually, I've talked about this a lot.
00:27:13.000 My grandfather, French-Canadian grandfather, he used to get suits from the guy who owned the properties.
00:27:17.000 He was a super.
00:27:18.000 The guy was Mr.
00:27:19.000 Mongeau.
00:27:19.000 He was like a millionaire, which is unheard of in Montreal.
00:27:21.000 So he would give hand-me-down suits to my grandfather.
00:27:22.000 He would be walking up three stories with two cans of tar, three-piece suit, brill cream, Clark Gable mustache.
00:27:30.000 And he'd also be elbow deep in s*** in a coil because he was doing plumbing.
00:27:34.000 But he would still have the three-piece suit.
00:27:36.000 He'd keep the vest on.
00:27:38.000 And, you know, we try to find comfortable clothes for traveling.
00:27:41.000 Now dads can't wait to get into their pee-pee jam-jams.
00:27:45.000 The second they get home, the suit comes off like it's Superman in reverse.
00:27:51.000 No, no, Superman in normal.
00:27:53.000 And then they've got their basketball shorts on, their bare feet, like they're going to their kid's game in flip-flops and some undershirt with their armpit hairs everywhere.
00:28:04.000 Everyone looks like they're in a pajama party these days.
00:28:07.000 It's true.
00:28:07.000 They look pretty gross.
00:28:08.000 By the way, do you know who directed Falling Down with Michael Douglas?
00:28:11.000 A lot of people won't guess this.
00:28:12.000 Do you know?
00:28:14.000 I believe it was Drew Barrymore's mom.
00:28:17.000 What?
00:28:18.000 No, I just made that up.
00:28:19.000 I have no idea.
00:28:19.000 I was like, wait, is there something...
00:28:20.000 No.
00:28:21.000 Surprising, because he's never made another good film, Joel Schumacher directed that.
00:28:24.000 No.
00:28:25.000 Oh, really?
00:28:25.000 Yeah, Rubber Nipple Batman.
00:28:26.000 No.
00:28:27.000 Joel Schumacher, he directed Falling Down.
00:28:29.000 You lost yourself, Joel.
00:28:30.000 Yeah, number 23, Lost Boys, super gay undertone to every film, but he did Falling Down, and it's great.
00:28:36.000 I don't know how...
00:28:37.000 It doesn't compute.
00:28:39.000 Okay.
00:28:39.000 Wait, you want to know some more juicy gossip?
00:28:41.000 Yes, I do.
00:28:43.000 You know who wrote Falling Down?
00:28:46.000 Drew Barrymore's mom.
00:28:48.000 The strange bald pervert in Portlandia who has an obese wife and they get up to all kinds of polyamorous lovemaking.
00:28:58.000 He's portrayed as a hippie pervert in Portlandia.
00:29:02.000 Bald guy.
00:29:02.000 Can we get a name?
00:29:05.000 I guess I can get you.
00:29:07.000 That's okay.
00:29:08.000 All right, speaking of dads, listen, you're a New York guy.
00:29:11.000 It almost seems like years ago at this point, the New York terrorist attack that occurred.
00:29:15.000 It seems forever ago.
00:29:15.000 What was that like for you?
00:29:17.000 Were you in New York when 9-11 occurred?
00:29:19.000 E.B. Rose Smith.
00:29:21.000 E-B-B-E is his first name.
00:29:24.000 Yes, I was here for 9-11.
00:29:26.000 I was in the Lower East Side, watched it happen live, watched it collapse, became an Islamophobe that minute.
00:29:33.000 Right.
00:29:34.000 Still passionately phobic to this day.
00:29:36.000 But I was also in New York when the other terror attack happened just two days ago now.
00:29:42.000 Right.
00:29:42.000 Eight people were killed.
00:29:44.000 But you weren't a dad in 9-11.
00:29:46.000 So did it change your perspective when this happened, now that you're a dad and you're seeing it unfold?
00:29:51.000 Totally.
00:29:52.000 Totally.
00:29:53.000 Because I think a lot of the childless, no offense, Jared and Stevie, but they have less skin in the game and they tend to sort of go, well, this is a bad week or this is a bad month.
00:30:04.000 But if Islam gets to, say, over 10% of your population, You become a Sweden, and you become a Luton England, and you become a country that has a predilection, or an area, that has a predilection to terror, which is dangerous and horrible and scary, and is even worse for the next generation.
00:30:21.000 Mohammed's the number one baby name in England right now, because they weren't paying attention to it.
00:30:25.000 And I don't want that for my kids or my grandkids.
00:30:28.000 What was it like having to explain this to your children?
00:30:32.000 Because obviously there's a lot of misinformation when it came out.
00:30:34.000 How did you just come out right and say, listen, Muslim guy killed people because he doesn't like people who aren't Muslim.
00:30:40.000 There are people out there who just hate you because you don't share their religion and it's evil.
00:30:43.000 Like I said, I don't have kids.
00:30:45.000 How do you explain it to them?
00:30:46.000 I know.
00:30:46.000 Why don't you have kids?
00:30:48.000 The second you have that kid, that dog you have is going to become a stuffed animal.
00:30:53.000 I look at my dog and I just think, die.
00:30:56.000 Go ahead and die.
00:30:58.000 Or don't die.
00:30:58.000 I don't care.
00:30:59.000 Just don't defecate on my rug.
00:31:01.000 I feel nothing for him.
00:31:04.000 That's probably because you haven't trained the dog to not defecate on your rug.
00:31:07.000 I'm not saying it's up to children value.
00:31:09.000 Hopper's more like a piece of furniture at this point.
00:31:11.000 Yeah, at this point, really.
00:31:12.000 He's positively inert, so he's easier to handle.
00:31:15.000 Now, how old are your little ones?
00:31:18.000 Ten, nine, and four.
00:31:19.000 And here's the deal when you have kids.
00:31:21.000 You say, how do you explain 9-11?
00:31:24.000 You avoid 9-11 for as much as possible.
00:31:26.000 It's like sex.
00:31:27.000 It's like Santa.
00:31:28.000 It's like race.
00:31:30.000 You don't want to discuss that.
00:31:31.000 You want the kids to be kids for as long as possible.
00:31:34.000 So the only time I bring up any of this stuff is when they get told the opposite by some blabbermouth.
00:31:40.000 Yeah.
00:31:41.000 At church or something, like when they were told on Martin Luther King's birthday that he was killed by a gun, and if only we could pile up all the guns in the country and have a big bonfire.
00:31:51.000 That's dangerous.
00:31:53.000 Actually, Marty loved guns.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, that is a lot of guns, isn't it?
00:31:58.000 I also don't think they understand the general concept of flammability.
00:32:00.000 It wouldn't be a very easy fire to start.
00:32:03.000 There'll be a few wooden buttstocks, but for the most part, you're just going to have a lot of hot guns.
00:32:08.000 Exactly.
00:32:09.000 A lot of hot guns and some melting lacquer.
00:32:11.000 I had a friend who beat a bullet to smithereens as a kid and it blew up on him.
00:32:15.000 Yeah, with a hammer?
00:32:15.000 With a hammer.
00:32:16.000 Everyone knows a kid who has that kind of story.
00:32:17.000 So you haven't talked about this with any of your kids yet?
00:32:20.000 Because basically the media is a blabbermouth.
00:32:22.000 They lie about all of it.
00:32:23.000 I know, but kids shouldn't be reading the New York Post.
00:32:25.000 I mean, they said that during the election.
00:32:27.000 They go, how am I supposed to tell my kids what the president says when he says grab your pussy or whatever?
00:32:33.000 And I go, don't let your kids hear what the president says.
00:32:36.000 Don't let them read the paper.
00:32:37.000 I hit the newspaper when we had the terror attack two days ago and today.
00:32:41.000 I don't want them seeing that.
00:32:42.000 That's folded face down on the kitchen table.
00:32:46.000 No.
00:32:47.000 Well, either A, they can physically reach at the kitchen table, or they have an iPad.
00:32:51.000 That doesn't worry you at all, but they just open it.
00:32:53.000 Apple News!
00:32:54.000 Oh, gosh, it's such a tougher.
00:32:56.000 Kids don't have a news show on CRTV. They're not interested in news of the day.
00:33:00.000 They're interested in FGTV. My son's interested in the Mets.
00:33:04.000 My daughter's interested in making videos on Musical.ly and chatting with her friends.
00:33:09.000 I mean, we keep politicizing the apolitical, and that includes children, and it's a plague because only the very well-informed should be dabbling in this area.
00:33:19.000 It's dangerous for the naive to get involved, and the naive is...
00:33:22.000 Heavily involved, boy.
00:33:24.000 That's true.
00:33:25.000 Although in Montreal, we were just talking about this.
00:33:26.000 I took Jared for the first time there.
00:33:27.000 Remember they used to have the porno tabloids next to the Skittles in Montreal.
00:33:32.000 It would be like a dead body, porn, and ring pop.
00:33:36.000 This is how they would lay it out.
00:33:39.000 Allopolis, it was called.
00:33:39.000 Yes, allopolis!
00:33:41.000 That's what it was!
00:33:42.000 And they'd have a stripper with her throat slit just like that on the cover.
00:33:46.000 Right.
00:33:46.000 It was like Mexican tabloids.
00:33:48.000 And you'd walk by it as a kid and go, oh, I didn't know that an open throat looked like that.
00:33:54.000 You can really see the esophagus.
00:33:55.000 Right.
00:33:55.000 I'm now 31 years old, even though I'm 10.
00:33:58.000 It just struck me as a hyper-sexualized city.
00:34:01.000 Like, you'd have, like, your KB toys right next to a massage parlor.
00:34:04.000 And it's like, jeez!
00:34:06.000 Yeah.
00:34:06.000 Dear Lord.
00:34:07.000 It is real.
00:34:08.000 It was populated by sluts.
00:34:10.000 I mean, the soldiers went down there to kill all the Indians who killed the Jesuits.
00:34:14.000 And then they said, all right, we won this time.
00:34:16.000 The Indians didn't beat us up.
00:34:18.000 But now we need chicks.
00:34:19.000 So Louis XIV sent a fille de roi.
00:34:22.000 Which were all the prostitutes.
00:34:23.000 And you end up with a pretty slutty city.
00:34:25.000 But it's so slutty and sex positive that you go to a strip club and there's no seediness.
00:34:31.000 It's just like, bonjour, I'm a woman who's very libidinous and I like to show my genitalia to strangers.
00:34:37.000 And then the strangers are like, and I like to look at genitalia so we have a fair exchange.
00:34:41.000 And you're like, what is this, a hippie cult?
00:34:43.000 You're supposed to feel dirty in here.
00:34:45.000 This is not fun anymore.
00:34:46.000 It's a hippie cult where the prerequisite is sounding like Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast, apparently.
00:34:50.000 It sounds like, yeah.
00:34:51.000 Otherwise, you're out!
00:34:53.000 Okay, so this happened.
00:34:54.000 Is it just me, or did the media move on in record time?
00:34:58.000 Once we got out, the guy was a man.
00:34:59.000 Yeah.
00:34:59.000 Look at Charlottesville or look at Vegas and how it dominated 100% of the show for at least a week.
00:35:07.000 I was supposed to be on Tucker, actually, when Vegas happened, and it delayed us like eight days, and then they said, oh, we've moved on to other things.
00:35:13.000 Sorry.
00:35:14.000 That could have just been an excuse, but the point is that both of those things were seen as weak swallowers.
00:35:19.000 This, we feel like we're doing ancient history now, and it was two days ago.
00:35:24.000 Yeah, because Dustin Hoffman grabbed an ass.
00:35:27.000 That was a surprise.
00:35:28.000 I was stunned to discover that Brett Ratner was a jerk.
00:35:33.000 Who knew?
00:35:34.000 Who knew that Kevin Spacey, a millionaire homosexual in the arts, groped buns?
00:35:40.000 Yes, I know.
00:35:41.000 That was one, I will say, in tandem, together.
00:35:44.000 We don't know.
00:35:45.000 Could be a lone wolf.
00:35:46.000 One they did know.
00:35:47.000 The guy yelled out Allahu Akbar as Usager.
00:35:49.000 Nothing good happens after that.
00:35:50.000 We don't know.
00:35:51.000 Combined with, hey, breaking news, Kevin Spacey's gay.
00:35:55.000 As though they didn't know this all along.
00:35:57.000 It completely destroyed any shred of integrity I felt that the media had left.
00:36:01.000 I mean, you know, you've been in the entertainment, everyone knew he was gay.
00:36:04.000 I'm gonna get on a plane.
00:36:06.000 I'm going to open the window, the emergency window, I'm gonna get on top of the plane with a bullhorn, and I'm going to announce to all of North America The difference between these white lunatics who kill people and Muslims is the Muslims are following a book.
00:36:23.000 It says it in the book.
00:36:24.000 There's a pattern with one and no pattern with the other.
00:36:29.000 Yeah, I was going to say, oh jeez.
00:36:33.000 You might want to nail that down in a second.
00:36:35.000 Feels like a blazing saddle town.
00:36:40.000 It's like that Kim Jong-un village where it's just on the side.
00:36:44.000 Yeah, you get some bread, right?
00:36:46.000 We need a three-prong.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, it is remarkable.
00:36:51.000 I understand it, right?
00:36:53.000 You're trying to look for a correlation.
00:36:54.000 Okay, mass shooting, is there something?
00:36:56.000 Instead, they ultimately come back to an inanimate object.
00:36:58.000 I don't know how else to explain it.
00:37:00.000 We talked about this yesterday.
00:37:01.000 Book says, kill gays.
00:37:03.000 Women are second-class citizens.
00:37:05.000 Kill non-Muslims or treat them as second-class citizens.
00:37:07.000 Every Muslim country in the history of ever, that's what they do.
00:37:10.000 Case in point, why is this still an issue?
00:37:13.000 There's no other way to explain it.
00:37:15.000 It gets so repetitive, you wonder if that's why they move on.
00:37:17.000 But they don't move on.
00:37:18.000 They move on because they want to say, hashtag not all Muslims, and I want to blow my brains out.
00:37:22.000 Well, they also, they hate white people, right?
00:37:25.000 So they go, okay, to criticize Islam feels like I'm making fun of brown people.
00:37:29.000 I don't like that.
00:37:30.000 I want to focus on the Charlottesville, the Vegas ones.
00:37:32.000 You go, okay, I get that.
00:37:33.000 But the guy who did this was white.
00:37:36.000 He was part of when Russia sort of got encroached by Islam, and now you have these all Ezekistans that have white dudes with big funny beards.
00:37:44.000 You can hate him.
00:37:45.000 He's all there for the hating.
00:37:47.000 You still don't care?
00:37:49.000 No, I don't.
00:37:50.000 I don't like it.
00:37:51.000 They always say, I've talked to liberals about this, and they always go, that's not my area of expertise.
00:37:55.000 And that happens in the other part of the world.
00:37:57.000 And I go, no, it actually happened in the West Side Highway bike path in lower Manhattan, right next to you.
00:38:03.000 So what is your issue?
00:38:05.000 And then you had liberal journalists saying, I know I live in New York, but the odds of that happening to me are a fraction of a tenth of one percent.
00:38:15.000 And you go, okay, good.
00:38:16.000 Okay, so we'll wait until the odds are one in three that you're going to have your head blown off before we care about Islam in the West.
00:38:22.000 I live in Alphabet City.
00:38:23.000 I don't go that high.
00:38:25.000 I don't go that far north.
00:38:26.000 I'm safe.
00:38:26.000 It sounds like you do have to wait for Islam to conquer the entire United States and become the man before liberals have a problem with them.
00:38:33.000 That's the thing.
00:38:33.000 People say, well, look at Plenty of peaceful Muslims in the United States.
00:38:36.000 It's like saying, hey, listen, I really have a problem with Denmark's socialized health.
00:38:40.000 What about the people from Denmark in the United States?
00:38:42.000 I don't care about them.
00:38:43.000 Let's talk about the ones in Denmark.
00:38:45.000 Let's talk about where they have power in every Muslim country ever.
00:38:49.000 If they want to talk about cis-white patriarchy, let's take the most moderate Muslim country in existence.
00:38:53.000 They still flog you in Indonesia for dressing immodestly.
00:38:57.000 And you're blocking for these s***.
00:38:59.000 All right, Gavin, where's the best place for people to find you and watch this show?
00:39:03.000 We're going to have a promo here later today as well.
00:39:06.000 Okay, there's a website called CRTV.com.
00:39:10.000 You go on there and you'll see my face.
00:39:12.000 I'm the one that has a beard.
00:39:14.000 Just click on that and then I will come out of your machines.
00:39:18.000 Shade Throne.
00:39:19.000 That's at Gavin underscore McInnes.
00:39:21.000 Another couple months before we have him back.
00:39:22.000 We have Gary Sinise.
00:39:23.000 Gary Sinise.
00:39:25.000 man.
00:39:25.000 He's a nice man.
00:39:25.000 It'll get better.
00:39:26.000 On now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.
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00:40:36.000 Politics is two types of people.
00:40:38.000 People want to be left alone?
00:40:39.000 People who won't leave us the hell alone.
00:40:41.000 If you're part of the first group, welcome aboard.
00:40:44.000 If you're part of the second group, then get off my lawn.
00:40:50.000 That explains the trouble that I'm always in.
00:40:55.000 That explains the trouble that I'm always in.
00:41:02.000 Next guest, love to have him.
00:41:02.000 All right.
00:41:03.000 But we always have some trouble figuring out questions because he's possibly the nicest guy I've met.
00:41:10.000 And so usually in this show, we're dealing with news, there's controversy, and we're like, hey, can we ask him about...
00:41:14.000 Oh, no, he's too nice to ask that question.
00:41:17.000 It's like asking a really nice uncle where you're like, I don't know that he knows about that story because he's just...
00:41:23.000 I don't have those uncles.
00:41:24.000 They're all the guys who are behind the shed.
00:41:27.000 They're in jail.
00:41:28.000 All right, you can follow him on Facebook.com slash Gary Sinise.
00:41:31.000 So in case you hadn't guessed who it is yet, Mr.
00:41:32.000 Sinise, how are you, sir?
00:41:34.000 How are you, Stephen?
00:41:36.000 Very nice.
00:41:37.000 Thank you for the introduction.
00:41:39.000 Now, were you always this kind of a man or did society pummel you into submission?
00:41:39.000 Very nice.
00:41:45.000 That's my question.
00:41:46.000 Is someone like you born or were you made later on?
00:41:49.000 What do you mean by this kind of man?
00:41:52.000 So you're like, well, this is exactly it.
00:41:54.000 Like, well, what are you...
00:41:55.000 So nice.
00:41:56.000 I don't think I've ever seen you raise your voice.
00:41:58.000 You've always been so welcoming to people who...
00:42:01.000 I've seen you interact with fans.
00:42:03.000 That's not typical of everyone I've met in Hollywood.
00:42:06.000 So is that just your nature?
00:42:07.000 Well, I've got a lot to be thankful for.
00:42:10.000 Things have gone pretty well.
00:42:14.000 Got a great three kids.
00:42:17.000 You know, been married to...
00:42:19.000 Same woman since 1981.
00:42:23.000 You know, things have gone well.
00:42:24.000 The career has gone well.
00:42:26.000 You know, I've been blessed.
00:42:27.000 Still have both my parents.
00:42:29.000 I haven't had any major tragedies personally in my life that have, you know, really taken our family into...
00:42:40.000 Difficult situations like so many families that I actually work with through my foundation and through the support work that I'm with I'm seeing people constantly that are You know, going through some very, very difficult challenges.
00:42:54.000 So I just feel kind of blessed and thankful for the good fortune I've had.
00:42:59.000 See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:43:01.000 He lists like 20 things that he's grateful for and compliments to everyone.
00:43:06.000 And none of it was like the kind of Trump or Hollywood, like, and I'm the best at none of that.
00:43:11.000 Okay, that's actually an interesting question.
00:43:13.000 How?
00:43:14.000 Only you and Alice Cooper have been married that long of anyone I know in the entertainment industry.
00:43:18.000 It's incredibly rare.
00:43:20.000 What's the secret to that?
00:43:21.000 Because I've got to imagine even you get mad every now and then, right?
00:43:24.000 You're married, it happens.
00:43:25.000 My wife is very, very funny.
00:43:28.000 She's kind of an eccentric person.
00:43:30.000 So even after 40 years, I'm baffled at some of the things that she says and comes up with.
00:43:37.000 And they're very, very entertaining and very amusing.
00:43:40.000 So I think your sense of humor...
00:43:42.000 It's something that can carry the day.
00:43:46.000 Look, like any couple who've been together a long time, you've had your challenges, and we've certainly had ours.
00:43:53.000 But, you know, I'm blessed we're still together.
00:43:56.000 We've had some issues.
00:43:58.000 You know, she's suffered with some...
00:44:02.000 Terrible spine issues.
00:44:04.000 She's had six back surgeries and survived those.
00:44:10.000 And, you know, we've been through our challenges ourselves.
00:44:14.000 But you know what?
00:44:15.000 We've come out on top.
00:44:16.000 We have faith and belief.
00:44:20.000 And it's helped carry us through a lot of good things and a lot of tough things as well.
00:44:25.000 Well, there you go.
00:44:26.000 Hopefully some people listen.
00:44:27.000 I don't think there are many people in the industry who will not.
00:44:29.000 But him, and it's very similar to actually Alice Cooper's answer.
00:44:32.000 He said, you know, my wife has a great sense of humor.
00:44:34.000 And, you know, you have to be able to work through these issues.
00:44:36.000 He did go through rehab, though, serious issues.
00:44:39.000 And just said, you know, my wife is the ultimate.
00:44:42.000 So Alice Cooper, of all people.
00:44:44.000 He's the nicest guy.
00:44:45.000 No one has a bad word to say about him.
00:44:47.000 How about this, Gary?
00:44:48.000 Because this week, obviously, listen, your industry has taken kind of a pummeling, right?
00:44:52.000 It's been in the entertainment industry.
00:44:54.000 It's been on the radar of a lot of folks.
00:44:55.000 She could use a little cleaning up.
00:45:00.000 Everyone needs to improve.
00:45:02.000 I have nothing to do with any of that.
00:45:05.000 I doubt anyone's going, Gary!
00:45:09.000 In hockey, we have some friends.
00:45:11.000 A good friend of our family for a while was Stu Grimson.
00:45:14.000 They called him the Grim Reaper.
00:45:14.000 He was an enforcer.
00:45:16.000 Nicest guy.
00:45:17.000 A lawyer.
00:45:18.000 A lot of the time, the really most aggressive players would surprise you and be the nicest guys.
00:45:23.000 Who are some people in the industry who you would say most people would be surprised?
00:45:27.000 Just a great all-around family person.
00:45:29.000 You're never going to hear a scandal about them.
00:45:31.000 Oh, I have a lot of good friends.
00:45:33.000 I mean, one of my oldest, dearest friends is Jeff Perry, who's on that show.
00:45:40.000 Ironically, he's on a show called Scandal.
00:45:42.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:45:44.000 Jeff and I went to high school together.
00:45:47.000 We started Steppenwolf Theater together with our buddy Terry Kinney.
00:45:53.000 Jeff, you know, he's the father of Zoe Perry, who is now on that new show, Young Sheldon.
00:46:01.000 She plays his mother.
00:46:02.000 Right.
00:46:03.000 And her mother is Laurie Metcalf.
00:46:07.000 You know, they've been through their challenges and things like that.
00:46:10.000 But Jeff is just one of the most wonderful guys.
00:46:12.000 He's been like my brother for over 40 years, going back to the early 70s.
00:46:18.000 Wonderful guy.
00:46:19.000 You know, his head's on right.
00:46:21.000 Joe Montaigne is another great buddy of mine who really is just, you know, wonderful guy, very charitable, giving person, very, you know, these are two guys that grew up in Chicago.
00:46:32.000 I mean, we all grew up in Chicago together, so, you know, we have a history there.
00:46:37.000 How do you avoid the accent, though?
00:46:39.000 How do you avoid the Chicago sound?
00:46:41.000 Like, did you have to work on it when you moved out there?
00:46:44.000 I didn't grow up in the city.
00:46:45.000 Joe has a little bit more of that because he grew up in Cicero.
00:46:49.000 But Jeff and I grew up about 25 miles north of the city in a town called Highland Park, which is upper middle class.
00:47:02.000 There's a big Jewish community there.
00:47:07.000 I didn't know anybody who talked like that.
00:47:12.000 You know, because everybody was...
00:47:14.000 You didn't grow up next to Dennis Farina.
00:47:16.000 Yeah, got it.
00:47:17.000 Hey, oh, here's something because I know you've worked...
00:47:20.000 Dennis was a good pal of mine.
00:47:21.000 Yeah, I got the note back in the 80s.
00:47:24.000 Yeah, I've heard really good things about him.
00:47:25.000 Something that surprised me, obviously these allegations came out about Dustin Hoffman, but when I was reading the journals, this lady was talking about, not just Dustin, but all these things that went on, but she talked about, she said, I am in love with John Malkovich.
00:47:35.000 She said, I love the way he orders lunch.
00:47:38.000 It would surprise me because John Malkovich is an actor who is kind of known for that subdued rage, right?
00:47:44.000 And when you see this coming, it's a perfect example of...
00:47:46.000 I know you've worked with him.
00:47:47.000 Would you corroborate?
00:47:49.000 Super nice guy.
00:47:49.000 This lady was in love with him.
00:47:51.000 She said he was just a consummate gentleman.
00:47:54.000 Yeah, John, you know, he's very eccentric and funny.
00:47:57.000 And I think he plays, you know, he plays a character a little bit because it's entertaining and people are used to that.
00:48:06.000 And they expect him to say bizarre and entertaining things and stuff.
00:48:10.000 But John's a very nice guy.
00:48:12.000 We've known each other back then.
00:48:13.000 Since the 70s.
00:48:15.000 He's a member of Steppenwolf Theatre going back to the mid-70s.
00:48:18.000 Yeah, I remember that.
00:48:19.000 I remember finding it so telling where this lady was writing and she went out of her way to say, I love the way I could listen to John Malkovich order lunch all day.
00:48:27.000 And I'm going like...
00:48:28.000 Well, I felt awkward for a second because you could have been teeing Mr.
00:48:31.000 Sneeze up for like a...
00:48:32.000 No, he made me know something we don't know.
00:48:34.000 He was like, no, no.
00:48:36.000 Anybody else.
00:48:37.000 Talk about anybody else.
00:48:38.000 Talk about anybody else.
00:48:38.000 No, not John.
00:48:40.000 Let me ask this, Gary.
00:48:41.000 Someone who's a stand-up guy...
00:48:42.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:48:43.000 Yeah, don't talk about John anymore.
00:48:45.000 I'm done with it.
00:48:46.000 Okay, we'll avoid it.
00:48:47.000 Otherwise, you get a phone call.
00:48:49.000 Gary, I told you never to let my name leave your lips!
00:48:53.000 And you're like, alright, he's gonna throw a coke at me.
00:48:56.000 You know, you work with, you just got back from your Soaring Valor flight, I think it is, right?
00:49:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:02.000 So you do a lot of work with the troops and go over and help.
00:49:04.000 And you build these smart houses, and people haven't checked it out.
00:49:06.000 You know, like I said, go follow them on Facebook.
00:49:07.000 You can see everything.
00:49:08.000 So you fix a lot of Concrete, real-world problems.
00:49:12.000 You don't just do a photo op and...
00:49:13.000 He stays busy doing good things.
00:49:15.000 Busy doing really good things.
00:49:17.000 When I was a kid and I was a troubled youth a little bit and I went to a counselor, he said, you know, if you're busy, you don't get into trouble.
00:49:23.000 Do you think maybe that's a part of it?
00:49:25.000 You're busy focusing on helping other people that, eh, okay, it's tougher to get into some riffraff.
00:49:32.000 Well, look, service is a great healer.
00:49:35.000 I remember many times being heartbroken over different things, meeting lots of our wounded service members back in the 90s, working with Vietnam veterans in the 80s who had been shamed when they came home from war and feeling very compassionate for them.
00:50:00.000 After September 11th, feeling that I needed to do something to reach out to the men and women who were deploying in reaction to that and getting hurt and, you know, the families who were losing loved ones and everything.
00:50:13.000 So I just started to serve and to use this blessing of good, you know, this good fortune I've had in the movie business and television business to try to do something positive.
00:50:25.000 And it's grown into a full-time relationship.
00:50:28.000 It's an ongoing life mission to give back to the men and women who serve our country.
00:50:33.000 I get a great reward from being able to do that, and I've had some great success in the television business.
00:50:40.000 Not only being well-known around the world for CSI New York or whatever it is, the TV shows and movies, The financial rewards have been good.
00:50:56.000 And I've been able to take some of that, do some good with it, start a foundation, the Gary Sinise Foundation, do some good.
00:51:02.000 And I know I get a lot of good feeling out of that.
00:51:06.000 So I'm spending all my time trying to do that.
00:51:09.000 I know there are people in the business who have made...
00:51:13.000 You know, made a good living.
00:51:15.000 And I would recommend, you know, using some of that good fortune to do something positive for somebody else.
00:51:24.000 It's a good feeling to be able to do that.
00:51:28.000 I feel like I'm Bill Murray in Rushmore.
00:51:30.000 What's the secret, Max?
00:51:31.000 And I think that's it.
00:51:32.000 We were just talking about it.
00:51:33.000 We were talking off air going, you know, it's a lot of actors, a lot of people in the industry just don't age gracefully.
00:51:38.000 They're trying to recapture something or be someone they're not.
00:51:40.000 I think that's what it is.
00:51:41.000 The way to age gracefully in all aspects is just, okay, this is my chapter where I'm going to esteem others first.
00:51:47.000 I have the ability to.
00:51:48.000 And Gary does that.
00:51:49.000 That's the Gary Sinise Foundation.
00:51:50.000 We do have to get going.
00:51:51.000 It's facebook.com slash Gary Sinise.
00:51:53.000 A lot of guy who does a lot of great work and will keep shouting it from the rooftops because Gary often does it in quiet.
00:51:58.000 So we can do it for you.
00:51:59.000 I know you won't say it, but thanks so much for being here, brother.
00:52:02.000 I appreciate you spreading the word.
00:52:04.000 Also, garysonagefoundation.org.
00:52:07.000 That's the foundation website.
00:52:09.000 We're doing some good.
00:52:10.000 I'm leaving next week to go down to Texas.
00:52:13.000 We're doing a big concert in Houston to support first responders that were affected by the hurricane.
00:52:19.000 There's a hurricane relief fund on the website.
00:52:22.000 There's all kinds of good things there.
00:52:24.000 Many good things come to the Gary Sinise Foundation.
00:52:26.000 I hate to cut you off, but that's the sound of a bump coming to GarySiniseFoundation.org.
00:52:29.000 We'll be right back after this.
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00:54:18.000 In the audio, you can download it.
00:54:20.000 And you can listen at your leisure.
00:54:28.000 And now listen to this.
00:54:30.000 Oh, you did that harmony there with the gorilla.
00:54:39.000 It's pretty good.
00:54:40.000 I'm pretty good.
00:54:40.000 Terrifying when a gorilla looks you in the face.
00:54:42.000 Hey, our next guest, love him, hate him.
00:54:45.000 We all, well, wait, you, you, your thing is different, but we love him.
00:54:48.000 He always makes it work.
00:54:50.000 At Real Dean Cain.
00:54:50.000 Dean Cain, how are you, sir?
00:54:52.000 I am great.
00:54:53.000 Good morning, guys.
00:54:54.000 Jared, what's up, buddy?
00:54:55.000 What's up, buddy?
00:54:55.000 Yes.
00:54:56.000 It's morning for Dean because he lives by night.
00:54:59.000 So we were just on during the break about the Wendy Williams pass out, and I know we all feel terrible, but oh my God.
00:55:06.000 Once I found out that she was okay, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
00:55:11.000 If you want to make sure they're okay first, then it's good to laugh.
00:55:14.000 It's like if something happens to your friend, you're like, oh, no, no, no.
00:55:16.000 And then afterwards, you can laugh about it.
00:55:17.000 But yeah, there were a lot of moments in that very short period of time.
00:55:21.000 Yes!
00:55:22.000 There's the initial, the wave, wait, something's going on.
00:55:27.000 And then she thinks, I got it.
00:55:30.000 And then the terror of knowing she doesn't.
00:55:36.000 And then the absolute, all the bones fell out of her body, complete drop.
00:55:40.000 Yeah, she looked like the skin when Tom and Jerry, when Jerry jumped out of his skin.
00:55:46.000 Absolutely, that's all it was.
00:55:48.000 I'm glad she's okay, but it was pretty funny, and I would be a liar if I said I didn't watch it at least three times and called people over to look at it.
00:55:55.000 Now, is she competitive with the Today Show in that time slot?
00:55:59.000 I don't think so.
00:56:00.000 Oh, I sense an opportunity.
00:56:03.000 I don't think she is.
00:56:05.000 She's a little bit later in the afternoon, I think.
00:56:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:56:07.000 But, you know, that Today Show's a juggernaut.
00:56:10.000 It is.
00:56:11.000 Today Show's a juggernaut.
00:56:12.000 When's the next time you're going to be on there?
00:56:14.000 People need to know when you watch.
00:56:15.000 I don't know.
00:56:16.000 The last thing I did actually was host Fox& Friends weekend.
00:56:19.000 That was kind of interesting.
00:56:20.000 Oh!
00:56:21.000 Did you make it out?
00:56:21.000 You weren't sexually harassed.
00:56:23.000 Nope.
00:56:24.000 Nope.
00:56:24.000 I was waiting for it, hoping for it.
00:56:27.000 Well, that's kind of your annual bonus.
00:56:31.000 Bonus is a good word for that.
00:56:32.000 And the bonus of if Trump didn't know who you were before, he does now.
00:56:35.000 There we go.
00:56:36.000 Well, actually, I know Mr.
00:56:37.000 Trump, the president.
00:56:38.000 I know him because I judged the Miss Universe contest for him years ago.
00:56:43.000 That's right.
00:56:43.000 We talked about that.
00:56:44.000 You should know this.
00:56:45.000 I should know these things.
00:56:46.000 Hey, speaking of which, do any of these sexual harassment things surprise you right now going on?
00:56:50.000 I mean, obviously, this is the main story.
00:56:52.000 To me, what really bothered me about the news with the Kevin Spacey deal was the media acting as though they were shocked that he was gay.
00:56:59.000 Everyone in the industry has known this for years.
00:57:01.000 It just makes me not trust.
00:57:02.000 You know, New York Times are like, breaking!
00:57:04.000 Kevin Spacey's gay!
00:57:06.000 You just now are not trusting the New York Times?
00:57:08.000 Well, yeah.
00:57:09.000 I had to pick one at that point.
00:57:11.000 Well, yeah.
00:57:12.000 It's one of those things.
00:57:13.000 I said it's the worst kept secret in Hollywood.
00:57:16.000 That's something that you hear all the time.
00:57:18.000 Like the Weinstein bit you hear all the time.
00:57:20.000 Kevin Spacey being gay.
00:57:22.000 I've never seen Weinstein do his thing.
00:57:24.000 I've never seen Kevin do his thing.
00:57:26.000 I did go to a premiere.
00:57:29.000 Way back, 25 years ago, and it was great.
00:57:33.000 I forget what the film was, but Kevin Spacey talked to me all night.
00:57:36.000 I was like, he's the nicest guy in the world.
00:57:37.000 I was like, yeah, let me talk to you about Kevin.
00:57:42.000 No, I didn't.
00:57:43.000 Nothing.
00:57:44.000 Dean, do you want to see it?
00:57:45.000 Go ahead.
00:57:46.000 Touch it.
00:57:46.000 Touch it.
00:57:46.000 Play with it.
00:57:47.000 Tell me you love me.
00:57:48.000 Let me tell you how it works, Dean.
00:57:50.000 I'm not the guy that would fall prey to that, I don't think.
00:57:53.000 No, and we were talking about this before you came on.
00:57:56.000 I can't imagine you sexually harassing anyone because you're Dean Cain.
00:57:59.000 You can walk into a room and say, sex with me, and six hands will go up immediately.
00:58:04.000 I was accused of groping someone on Fox News on air in a lawsuit, which was the most frivolous thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:58:12.000 Unfortunately, it was on air.
00:58:13.000 So nothing has ever...
00:58:15.000 It's the most ridiculous thing.
00:58:16.000 That's a scary thing.
00:58:18.000 Can we not say the name?
00:58:19.000 Because it is on air.
00:58:20.000 People know if they run a search.
00:58:21.000 It was...
00:58:22.000 I don't want to throw anyone under the bus, but it's very obvious.
00:58:24.000 I'm running Google search Dean Cain.
00:58:26.000 It was okay.
00:58:27.000 I won't say it, but there was a co-host, and he was saying goodbye.
00:58:29.000 He was saying goodbye.
00:58:31.000 Was this outnumbered?
00:58:32.000 Was it the female one?
00:58:32.000 Yeah, so it's outnumbered.
00:58:33.000 So by the way, first off, Fox News sets it up, right?
00:58:35.000 They're all in the leg chair.
00:58:37.000 There's a lot of that that went on at Fox News.
00:58:38.000 I'm not defending all of it, so I don't want to lump everything in the same category here.
00:58:42.000 But in this instance, Dean said goodbye to one of the outnumbered co-hosts and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
00:58:48.000 She reached out, and that was it.
00:58:49.000 What you do in Europe all the time, it's what I've done with that same person 50 times.
00:58:55.000 Yeah.
00:58:55.000 Not even a thought process, but that was called groping by an attorney and I thought that was hysterical.
00:59:00.000 But there's something about that too, that people will, because somebody on Twitter is like, well, what about your alleged...
00:59:04.000 I'm like...
00:59:05.000 Really?
00:59:06.000 Thank God it's on camera.
00:59:08.000 I'm not saying that anybody who accuses anybody of anything is lying by any stretch of imagination, but it's a two-way street sometimes.
00:59:16.000 With today's culture, it's like you're going to get the public turn on you really quickly and everyone's going to jump in.
00:59:21.000 You've been allegedly accused, and that's a scary thing.
00:59:24.000 For someone like me, I was stunned.
00:59:26.000 You could have thrown a brick at me.
00:59:28.000 I could have passed out on the Wendy Williams show.
00:59:31.000 It's a lose for her, too, the girl, too, because now all the angry bitches are mad that she got a kiss from when you came.
00:59:36.000 This is true.
00:59:38.000 No one wins.
00:59:39.000 They're all pissed at her.
00:59:41.000 You can go watch it.
00:59:42.000 I remember I read it and I watched it.
00:59:45.000 I can't believe that this woman would pick something that was so clear on air.
00:59:49.000 Just say it happened behind a closed door and people will believe you because that's what happens.
00:59:52.000 But it was like, this is on air!
00:59:53.000 It's a peck in the cheek.
00:59:54.000 So that's a concern for me, too, because Weinstein is everyone kind of new in the industry.
00:59:57.000 I've never seen it, but I've known people who've worked with him.
01:00:00.000 It's pretty well known.
01:00:01.000 On the flip side, there's the Me Too campaign, where now it also is trendy, and you're going, hold on a second.
01:00:06.000 Nine out of ten of these cases now have no evidence.
01:00:09.000 It was different with Weinstein and Spacey, and they admitted to it.
01:00:12.000 But now it's just like, this guy, too, and James Woods.
01:00:15.000 And he shut that down really quickly.
01:00:16.000 But, I mean, how do you handle it?
01:00:19.000 It is a tough balancing act.
01:00:20.000 That's a tough one.
01:00:21.000 And right now, certainly the current trend is toward whoever's – if you're blamed for it, you're horrifically guilty.
01:00:28.000 But there are a lot of people – there are a tremendous number of people in Hollywood especially that are tremendously guilty of it.
01:00:33.000 People in power have been doing this for – Ever.
01:00:36.000 And there's no question about that.
01:00:38.000 But I'm glad it's come to the forefront.
01:00:40.000 I'm glad there's not these...
01:00:41.000 You don't have to see the jokes on South Park and go, oh, is that the truth?
01:00:45.000 And, you know, they do mention some of that stuff on South Park and things.
01:00:48.000 And they have fun with it.
01:00:49.000 Or Seth MacFarlane saying it, the Oscars.
01:00:50.000 And there's things that we all know, in effect.
01:00:53.000 But I'm glad it's finally come out.
01:00:55.000 It's just shocking that it's...
01:00:56.000 You know, suddenly now, House of Cards is canceled.
01:00:59.000 And this and that.
01:00:59.000 And the other thing, it's like...
01:01:00.000 But you've known these things.
01:01:02.000 This is no surprise.
01:01:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:01:04.000 That's what bothers me.
01:01:05.000 For you now, I mean, rocking the black, the V-neck there, if someone comes out accusing you again, just say, it wasn't me.
01:01:09.000 It was Simon Cowell.
01:01:11.000 Clearly.
01:01:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:01:13.000 He's probably been accused of that, too.
01:01:14.000 Oh, I guarantee you he has.
01:01:16.000 Yeah.
01:01:17.000 There's hordes of men saying the same thing.
01:01:18.000 He seems like the kind of guy who would just look at you and rub his nipples slowly in the green room or something.
01:01:24.000 You'd read the work log.
01:01:26.000 You'd be like, yeah, it sounds like something you would do.
01:01:27.000 Just cut him a wide swath at what he's in the trailer.
01:01:30.000 Absolutely.
01:01:30.000 Yeah, it is.
01:01:31.000 One thing, we were talking about this yesterday.
01:01:33.000 I know you're more conservative fiscally and socially liberal.
01:01:36.000 Now, that being said, personally, you're not a guy who's like socially no construct, no boundaries.
01:01:42.000 I know that about you.
01:01:43.000 Because Hollywood, though, has for a long time just reviled middle America.
01:01:47.000 And if someone shows up who is a Christian in the film or is abstinent or is actually loyal to their wife, they're secretly the serial killer, right?
01:01:56.000 So Hollywood has found themselves so open-minded and sexually progressive.
01:01:59.000 I'm going...
01:02:01.000 How is this any surprise that this is an entire segment of society that prides itself on immorality and chastises those who criticize them?
01:02:09.000 It couldn't go any other way.
01:02:11.000 No.
01:02:12.000 You know who's looking real good right about now?
01:02:14.000 Mike Pence.
01:02:15.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:02:17.000 I will not have dinner with a woman who's not my wife, just one-on-one, and you cannot get accused of all the things that he may or someone else may be accused of.
01:02:27.000 Right.
01:02:27.000 And shouldn't feminists be on board with that?
01:02:29.000 Because A, they're like, well, what, he can't control himself?
01:02:30.000 No.
01:02:31.000 But he knows if drinks are had, inhibitions sometimes are removed, there can be other accusations.
01:02:36.000 So to remove any liability and to also ensure that there's no scenario in which he could sexually...
01:02:42.000 So even if you think he's a germ, he's a germ who's removed any opportunity to act germ-like...
01:02:48.000 And the guy just got run through the ringer.
01:02:51.000 You can't win.
01:02:51.000 Feminists want to have their cake and eat it too, and by that I mean they like lots of cake.
01:02:55.000 By that you mean they're fat bitches who are mad that Team Cake gets someone out of here.
01:03:01.000 Unless they're Russian feminists.
01:03:02.000 Endless amounts of cake.
01:03:03.000 I'll tell you this, and this is an exclusive here, I have definitely been sexually harassed and gone after, but it doesn't, I don't go at home at night and cry in my pillow and like, oh my god, I'm so dirty.
01:03:14.000 Okay, come on, you gotta give us a name now.
01:03:16.000 No, god, the list, I mean, I mean, it goes on and on and on.
01:03:22.000 Stormo came on this week, he was like, ah, Versace, yeah, Versace, tried to touch my pecker.
01:03:27.000 Versace?
01:03:27.000 Was it Versace?
01:03:28.000 I would imagine Versace.
01:03:29.000 No.
01:03:29.000 No, I never had a gay man do it.
01:03:32.000 That just wouldn't, that probably wouldn't go over.
01:03:34.000 So, I mean, I'm not gay.
01:03:36.000 Oh, poor Dean Gay.
01:03:37.000 He was sexually harassed by the models he worked with on set.
01:03:40.000 He was sexually harassed by females.
01:03:42.000 Exactly why I never reported it.
01:03:46.000 It wouldn't look good.
01:03:48.000 You'll never drive a car again, all those slash tires.
01:03:52.000 A part of me wonders, this is entirely a hypothesis.
01:03:57.000 You can tell me there's something to this.
01:03:58.000 Now, you were a very successful athlete.
01:04:01.000 Princeton, obviously, go watch his highlight reel.
01:04:04.000 Now, you compare that...
01:04:06.000 Someone who's always been a good-looking guy.
01:04:07.000 Compare that with someone like Dustin Hoffman.
01:04:10.000 The recent accusations came out.
01:04:11.000 The reason I use that example is because it's pretty in-depth and no one involved has denied any of it thus far.
01:04:16.000 Or Kevin Spacey.
01:04:17.000 So these are people who probably had great difficulty achieving attention from members of the opposite sex until they became a part of the Cool Kids Club, which was Hollywood.
01:04:27.000 And so they come into it and now all of a sudden they've been given this platform and this power that they never had.
01:04:34.000 And do you think that maybe they're the ones who are more likely to abuse it?
01:04:37.000 Whereas for you, you've probably had to, since college, be aware if you're at a party, anyone could accuse you because it's like, that's Dean Cain on campus.
01:04:44.000 You know, you get a sexual harassment suit on that guy and you're set for life.
01:04:52.000 Right.
01:04:55.000 There's no question.
01:04:56.000 So that only doesn't just apply to Hollywood.
01:04:58.000 That applies to politicians.
01:05:00.000 Right.
01:05:01.000 I think it really applies to politicians.
01:05:02.000 Because have you hung around with a lot of those guys?
01:05:05.000 Wow.
01:05:05.000 Like, Mike Pence would not have a hard time, you know, getting any punani in Indiana if he wanted to.
01:05:11.000 So he's had training in saying no, just like you had training in saying no, whereas the other one's just going, give me, give me, give me, I need, I need.
01:05:18.000 Absolute truth.
01:05:18.000 And it's men of power who are allowed to abuse their position.
01:05:22.000 And it's women of power.
01:05:23.000 It doesn't just happen to just men.
01:05:24.000 I mean, it happens on both ways.
01:05:26.000 I'd say it's much more prevalent for a man to do it.
01:05:28.000 But it certainly happens on the other end.
01:05:30.000 You see this with teachers all the time.
01:05:31.000 Teachers all the time.
01:05:31.000 Fine, yeah.
01:05:32.000 Yeah, it happens with teachers, female teachers a lot.
01:05:35.000 And that's a horrible thing.
01:05:36.000 It never happened to me.
01:05:38.000 I see Stephen's mind.
01:05:39.000 He's like, that's a horror.
01:05:40.000 I just can't imagine.
01:05:41.000 I would imagine every single teacher, Dean Cain put an apple on their desk.
01:05:45.000 They're like, thank you.
01:05:47.000 Let's talk about this after class.
01:05:49.000 Every teacher tried to put Dean Cain on layaway.
01:05:54.000 I've never had any problem with that sort of situation, but it is pretty damn prevalent, and it has touched my family to some degree.
01:06:02.000 Not myself, but it's an unfortunate thing.
01:06:05.000 So that certainly does exist.
01:06:07.000 But I think with most of the other guys, it's the guys you talk about, the guys who maybe wouldn't be so socially popular and wouldn't have maybe the luck with the ladies that I've seen.
01:06:19.000 Right.
01:06:19.000 People that I know who are in this business and who do that, they'll just call in an actress because they think she's beautiful.
01:06:24.000 She has no chance to get the part.
01:06:26.000 They just want to meet her.
01:06:27.000 Yeah.
01:06:27.000 I've seen that happen plenty.
01:06:29.000 I have seen that happen as well.
01:06:30.000 As a matter of fact, in Montreal, there's one who, I won't name a name, but it wouldn't be that hard for people to figure out.
01:06:35.000 And it was kind of well known.
01:06:36.000 Listen.
01:06:37.000 In the realm of actors, I'm like, I would be like a five.
01:06:40.000 In the realm of stand-up comedians, I'm beyond a ten.
01:06:42.000 When you're talking about on the road in Schenectady or Poughkeepsie or out in Hackensack, New Jersey.
01:06:48.000 So true.
01:06:48.000 And so this happened a lot when I was 18, 19, and I'd be doing stand-up all the time.
01:06:54.000 Opportunity was there all the time, right?
01:06:55.000 You have five shows that weekend, a room of 200 people, okay?
01:06:59.000 All the time, either trying to follow me.
01:07:01.000 Often the hotel room is right next to the club.
01:07:04.000 And I'm like, no, listen, especially when I had a girlfriend, no.
01:07:09.000 And the next guy, the guy who would be the headliner, would literally be like, hey, I'm having a party over at my place, and invite them into their room.
01:07:16.000 And so it was really different.
01:07:17.000 This was a guy.
01:07:18.000 I remember a guy, bald, old, fat, typical comedian, unhappy.
01:07:22.000 I remember a very specific instance of me saying, hey...
01:07:24.000 I had a bit about not being boyfriend material.
01:07:26.000 She wrote me a note on a receipt and said, hey, I think your boyfriend material.
01:07:30.000 And I thought, like, that's kind of sweet.
01:07:31.000 Like, you know what?
01:07:31.000 I have a girlfriend.
01:07:32.000 Thank you.
01:07:33.000 But then she followed me.
01:07:34.000 She was pretty aggressive.
01:07:35.000 And she was attractive, mind you.
01:07:36.000 So it wasn't very easy for me to say no as a 19-year-old male at this point.
01:07:40.000 And this guy was very creepy.
01:07:42.000 And he pursued her.
01:07:44.000 I don't think he was successful.
01:07:45.000 But I just thought that was like, oh, wow.
01:07:47.000 This guy's never learned how to be like, no, not right now.
01:07:50.000 That's a muscle you kind of have to exercise self-control.
01:07:53.000 No question about it.
01:07:54.000 You can get in an awful lot of trouble and you see that with a lot of people.
01:07:58.000 There's no question.
01:07:59.000 I have stayed pretty scot-free and I've certainly dated in my day.
01:08:04.000 You have lived a full life.
01:08:06.000 For a young man.
01:08:07.000 I'm still very young.
01:08:08.000 Very, very young.
01:08:10.000 And we'll see.
01:08:11.000 I'm sure at some point, if I ever run for office, I'm sure someone will say I did something awful, terrible.
01:08:17.000 I cut their hair back in grade school or I dated somebody's sister or friend or whatever.
01:08:25.000 I'm sure that'll all be...
01:08:26.000 You make a horrible criminal.
01:08:30.000 I know.
01:08:31.000 I'm a bad guy.
01:08:32.000 I'm not a good criminal.
01:08:34.000 He's trying to soften what he's actually done.
01:08:35.000 What he really means is he slept with someone's sister while his friend was in the house, and that's going to come out, and then it's going to be like, I'm running for Senate, and I have to apologize for this.
01:08:42.000 I think we're past that, though.
01:08:44.000 I think we're past it.
01:08:45.000 Yeah, I think we're past the era of like...
01:08:47.000 I mean, a guy who's going to run for president in 15 years is going to have a Yahoo Messenger screen name.
01:08:52.000 Yeah.
01:08:53.000 You know what I mean?
01:08:54.000 Of course.
01:08:54.000 There's no way around it now.
01:08:56.000 It's true.
01:08:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:57.000 I can't...
01:08:58.000 People find my Zynga.
01:08:59.000 We're toast.
01:09:00.000 So program's going down.
01:09:01.000 Crazy, because you're the only non-Asian on Zynga.
01:09:04.000 But it is true.
01:09:05.000 Listen to our reaction.
01:09:05.000 Bobby Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, you're like, sure.
01:09:07.000 If someone came out and said, yeah, Dean Cain had a casting couch, they would go...
01:09:12.000 I don't think Dean Cain needed a casting cast.
01:09:15.000 That would be the reaction.
01:09:17.000 All right, Dean Cain, where's the best place for people to find you and follow you?
01:09:20.000 At my house.
01:09:21.000 Oh, wait, don't do that.
01:09:22.000 Don't do that.
01:09:24.000 ActRealDeanCain on Twitter.
01:09:25.000 I'm most active on Twitter.
01:09:27.000 And I have an Instagram account, but I almost never use it.
01:09:29.000 It's true, because all the ladies chase him too much on the Instagram account, and then he has to fend them off and say, no Weinsteins here!
01:09:34.000 No.
01:09:35.000 We'll be back after this.
01:09:36.000 Wrap this up.
01:09:37.000 There it is again, so strong.
01:09:39.000 *music* No.
01:10:06.000 You have to go.
01:10:10.000 Thank you.
01:10:40.000 Thank you.
01:11:09.000 I'll be right here.
01:11:14.000 No.
01:11:15.000 I'll be right...
01:11:18.000 Stop.
01:11:19.000 I'll be...
01:11:20.000 Stop.
01:11:22.000 I'll be right with this.
01:11:29.000 Ouch.
01:11:30.000 The End
01:13:08.000 I let them die while I made a makeshift snorkel.
01:13:10.000 Clever.
01:13:11.000 You jerk.
01:13:12.000 You are clever.
01:13:12.000 Drowning dance.
01:13:13.000 Capitalist.
01:13:13.000 Cut you guys off.
01:13:14.000 It's a pass.
01:13:15.000 Wow, your IQ. Dean Cain, always fun.
01:13:18.000 Really smart guy.
01:13:19.000 Very good guy.
01:13:19.000 Did you ever watch his highlight reel, Gerald?
01:13:21.000 The highlight reel of Dean Cain?
01:13:22.000 At Princeton?
01:13:23.000 No, no.
01:13:23.000 I heard he was a good football player.
01:13:24.000 You never watched it?
01:13:25.000 No.
01:13:26.000 Oh, wow.
01:13:26.000 I think he pulled it up one time, and it was pretty impressive.
01:13:29.000 I don't think I watched all of it, though.
01:13:30.000 He's like an angry little jumping bean.
01:13:33.000 For a football player, he's not that big.
01:13:34.000 But he played for Stanford.
01:13:36.000 Or no, I'm sorry.
01:13:36.000 Princeton.
01:13:37.000 Princeton.
01:13:37.000 It's not...
01:13:38.000 Well, I think he was on the bench for the Raiders or something, wasn't he?
01:13:42.000 Bills.
01:13:42.000 For the Bills, right.
01:13:43.000 Buffalo Bills.
01:13:44.000 I take it all back.
01:13:45.000 He didn't play for a long time, though.
01:13:46.000 I think he was kind of like an...
01:13:47.000 It doesn't matter.
01:13:47.000 You get in, you're an NFL guy, that's a big deal.
01:13:49.000 Is it?
01:13:49.000 Yeah.
01:13:50.000 Oh, gosh.
01:13:50.000 Because it would mean you must be at a certain level.
01:13:52.000 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:13:53.000 Everybody else is packing it up and you're keeping going.
01:13:55.000 Right.
01:13:55.000 That's cool.
01:13:55.000 He was also at 5-11, you know, 2-0-5.
01:13:59.000 5-11?
01:13:59.000 Make it to the Bills, yeah.
01:14:00.000 Not a big guy.
01:14:01.000 Well, the Bills, you know.
01:14:04.000 I don't know anything about the Bills.
01:14:04.000 Losers of four Super Bowls in a row.
01:14:06.000 I did just watch sounds like I'm not exactly where you want to be.
01:14:07.000 No, what that means is they always get the first couple drafts.
01:14:10.000 No, if they lose the Super Bowl, like, you know, you get the second draft pick, but you just suck.
01:14:15.000 Have you lost a Super Bowl?
01:14:16.000 Four times in a row?
01:14:17.000 The Bills?
01:14:18.000 Are you kidding me?
01:14:18.000 I don't watch the Bills.
01:14:19.000 You didn't know that?
01:14:19.000 The Bills are stupid.
01:14:20.000 The point is he was a good football player.
01:14:23.000 We derailed a point.
01:14:25.000 So going back to what we were talking about.
01:14:27.000 I played tight end for Notre Dame.
01:14:30.000 Thank you very much.
01:14:30.000 Where's your Terry Hatcher, bitch?
01:14:31.000 Dang it!
01:14:35.000 I traded it in for a wine business.
01:14:40.000 I made a bad deal.
01:14:42.000 No, look, I mean, we were talking about with the trick-or-treating and the socialism.
01:14:46.000 Like, civilizations forever have known that if you don't work, you don't eat.
01:14:51.000 Right.
01:14:51.000 It's just, it's built in.
01:14:52.000 It's like, you don't have to tell a child to say no.
01:14:55.000 You don't have to tell them to be selfish.
01:14:56.000 You don't have to tell a civilization that people have to work to survive.
01:14:59.000 Right.
01:14:59.000 Why are we all of a sudden trying to change that?
01:15:01.000 It's like parenting.
01:15:02.000 A lot of parents, they're just chasing their kids.
01:15:04.000 It's like, listen, your kid's not going to run into the fireplace unless he's really stupid, in which case he should probably run in there anyway.
01:15:09.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:10.000 Like parents are like, oh no, I feel like kids inherently, parents since the beginning of time, they didn't just watch their kids every second.
01:15:16.000 They're inherent things that kids know.
01:15:19.000 There's information that's just innate.
01:15:20.000 I think it's funny too, because liberals probably, I think they see working less in socialism as That's the evolution, right?
01:15:28.000 That's the evolvement from working so hard.
01:15:30.000 But you don't realize people were dying before they realized they needed to work.
01:15:34.000 That was what evolution was working to eat.
01:15:37.000 And I don't want to seem Darwinian at all in the sense that, well, it's just if you didn't eat...
01:15:42.000 Because we had villages, but we had villages in the sense that it provided some level of protection, some level, of course, of a safety net where you realized there was strength in numbers.
01:15:49.000 But if other people were out hunting and foraging and then you just ate it, And sat in your ass all day?
01:15:53.000 No, there was no Stephen Colbert with a late night, you know, teepee monologue saying, oh, just give him the boysenberries.
01:16:02.000 Right.
01:16:03.000 Were you going to say something?
01:16:04.000 That was a clever punchline back in the day.
01:16:07.000 It's old-fashioned, but it's clever.
01:16:08.000 You don't even know.
01:16:09.000 I'll bring up my book of Algonquin punchlines.
01:16:13.000 Name a civilization that sat around and did nothing and survived.
01:16:18.000 If you can't.
01:16:22.000 Okay, well, but they're committing suicide in an alarming rate.
01:16:25.000 The Muppet Chef's been carrying them for years.
01:16:27.000 No, you're absolutely right.
01:16:28.000 And I don't want to just say, like, listen, let's just be Darwinian and just think about the natural laws.
01:16:33.000 But here's the thing.
01:16:34.000 Conservatives, we talk about this a lot when we did the Change My Mind.
01:16:36.000 We believe in not only natural laws, but natural rights.
01:16:39.000 Because natural rights are often found in some form of natural law.
01:16:42.000 Natural rights mean it's a birthright.
01:16:45.000 And constitutionally, that means it's recognized by God.
01:16:47.000 You may not believe in God, but hey, thank God your rights aren't given to you by government.
01:16:51.000 They're given to you by God.
01:16:53.000 And the government's only job is to protect your natural rights.
01:16:56.000 So the thing about, obviously as a Christian what we believe, the morals that we put in place, but also the free enterprise system, it's a way to guide natural rights to be as effective as it can be.
01:17:08.000 That is, we recognize that, listen, people inherently, they're going to fend for themselves.
01:17:12.000 People who forage and hunt, if you let them reap what they sow, they're going to go out and they're going to benefit everyone in the village.
01:17:17.000 They're going to bring back that woolly mammoth.
01:17:19.000 They're going to bring back that bison.
01:17:20.000 And everyone else gets to eat.
01:17:21.000 He might charge you or he might have you working for him, but that guy went out and he led.
01:17:25.000 And so the way we create a system, the free enterprise system, the capitalist system, is a way to harness the best of human nature through natural laws.
01:17:34.000 Whereas you look at the left, and I do mean today the regressive left, the left like Stephen Colbert who quotes Karl Marx bar, really Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.
01:17:41.000 You look at communism, what's it trying to do?
01:17:43.000 It's trying to fly in the face of natural law, which is why they don't believe in natural rights.
01:17:47.000 They don't believe in your God-given right to freedom of speech.
01:17:49.000 They don't believe in your natural right, your God-given right to self-preservation, the Second Amendment.
01:17:54.000 And so they don't really have a lot of respect for natural law.
01:17:57.000 They say, no, no, we know that every civilization is in the beginning of time.
01:17:59.000 You eat what you kill.
01:18:00.000 So we're going to change that.
01:18:02.000 We're going to force people to be charitable.
01:18:04.000 Never has that happened successfully.
01:18:06.000 We're going to force people to ensure equal outcomes.
01:18:10.000 Never has that happened successfully in a way that's benefited the entire village.
01:18:14.000 It's maybe benefited the committees.
01:18:16.000 Those people who are sitting down talking about the village.
01:18:19.000 But socialism, Marxism, communism has never benefited the globe as a whole as capitalism, free enterprise, a constitutional republic like the United States has.
01:18:28.000 No society ever has.
01:18:30.000 And it really does come down to, this is what I was talking about, and I hope to see a lot of answers to the question of the day.
01:18:33.000 I'll try and talk with you guys on YouTube about it.
01:18:36.000 The idea of merit over fairness, because for a long time when you're young you think about fairness of outcomes, equality of outcomes, and the left is still stuck there.
01:18:45.000 Bernie Sanders, who's never worked a day in the private sector in his life, that's why he still believes it.
01:18:49.000 You're hard-pressed to find a single business owner who believes that.
01:18:52.000 And anyone out there, and I know we have some people who watch the show, like I just had someone recently who was a world powerlifting champion, like, hey, this is what I do, I can't really talk about it publicly, but yeah, I really appreciate the show.
01:19:01.000 We have some people who are really elite in their field.
01:19:03.000 Anyone who's ever achieved something great in any realm of the human condition, whether it could be athletic, it could be physical, it could be emotional, it could be spiritual, it could be financial.
01:19:12.000 Anyone who's achieved a level of greatness understands the amount of work that went into that, understands that the big difference is the follow through.
01:19:20.000 Following through, if you've gotten really good at a sport, think of a hobby, darts, right?
01:19:24.000 The big I found in my life where I've been somewhat successful has been, all right, committing to something and following through it.
01:19:32.000 That's how you probably get good at guitar.
01:19:33.000 That's probably how you get good at golf.
01:19:34.000 The thing is, people tend to follow through on things that are hobbies because it's fun.
01:19:38.000 It's easy to follow through on something that's still fun.
01:19:40.000 But following through on something when it's no longer fun?
01:19:43.000 Well, see, that's where free enterprise actually encourages you to go against the worst part of the natural human condition.
01:19:50.000 Yep.
01:19:50.000 Natural law is you eat what you kill.
01:19:52.000 Yeah, natural law is okay.
01:19:54.000 We're on our own.
01:19:55.000 But if you follow through, if you innovate, if you create something, you're going to be rewarded by the village because that's something that they need.
01:20:02.000 The big differentiating factor, and we don't like to acknowledge this often, is the follow through when things aren't fun.
01:20:08.000 Running a business.
01:20:09.000 Creating a cure for polio.
01:20:12.000 Finding new treatments for cancer, creating the internet.
01:20:15.000 I guarantee you there are points with every great technological advancement, medical advancement, or every great contribution to American society that we can think of, there was a point where it was no longer fun.
01:20:25.000 Just like your sorry little ass didn't want to get out when you were 12 years old and go trick-or-treating, but you realize it was one of your last prime years and you felt bad and you tried to get it back.
01:20:34.000 You didn't feel like doing it, so you didn't follow through.
01:20:36.000 Well, free enterprise, a capitalist system unlike socialism, unlike the Karl Marx who Stephen Colbert praises, acknowledges and validates and rewards the follow-through, which is what makes great people.
01:20:48.000 So do it in your personal life.
01:20:49.000 Look at areas where maybe you put something off.
01:20:51.000 Maybe, you know, I could do really well at this if I only finished that follow-through.
01:20:57.000 And I want to be a part of a society that actually rewards the follow-through.
01:21:01.000 I want to be a part of the society of the United States that has made every other country better for it.
01:21:05.000 It's like Wayne Gretzky.
01:21:06.000 Wayne Gretzky's great skill, I'll leave you with this.
01:21:08.000 I know, Canadian.
01:21:09.000 Wayne Gretzky's great skill was he wasn't the best shooter.
01:21:11.000 He wasn't the best puck handler.
01:21:12.000 He certainly wasn't the toughest guy.
01:21:13.000 But he made everybody on the ice better for having been on there.
01:21:17.000 The United States is the Wayne Gretzky of the globe.
01:21:21.000 No country comes close.
01:21:23.000 Every other country has benefited for us being here and finishing the follow through.
01:21:29.000 I want to be a part of that society.
01:21:30.000 Otherwise, we're just Sweden.
01:21:32.000 And that sucks.
01:21:33.000 See you next week.