Louder with Crowder - December 15, 2017


#274 DID ROY MOORE DOOM THE GOP?? Clint Howard and Blaire White Guest | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

192.54424

Word Count

14,858

Sentence Count

1,666

Misogynist Sentences

61

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

On this week's episode of Notcast, the guys talk about the new SimpliSafe Home Security System, why you don't need a home security system, and why you should definitely get one. Plus, we take a feminist quiz.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Look who I found.
00:00:05.000 I have nowhere to go.
00:00:07.000 Hopper!
00:00:09.000 Hopper!
00:00:09.000 What?
00:00:10.000 You mean, you miss me?
00:00:12.000 Hopper, of course we missed you, buddy.
00:00:14.000 But I thought you didn't want me no more now that you have SimpliSafe and I'm a guard dog.
00:00:18.000 SimpliSafe is just as much for dogs as anything else.
00:00:21.000 You're the most important thing in the house.
00:00:22.000 I'll never leave.
00:00:24.000 You mean it?
00:00:25.000 Hopper!
00:00:26.000 You're such a good boy!
00:00:27.000 SimpliSafe can never replace you!
00:00:30.000 Yeah!
00:00:31.000 We can work together!
00:00:32.000 SimpliSafe can help make me a better guard dog!
00:00:35.000 Of course it can't replace me!
00:00:37.000 I don't know what I was thinking!
00:00:39.000 SimpliSafe can help monitor and warn, but it can't scare and bite at bad guys like Hopper can...
00:00:44.000 Oh no!
00:00:46.000 Buggers!
00:00:47.000 Quick!
00:00:48.000 Run, everybody!
00:00:49.000 They can't catch us all!
00:00:50.000 Last week for the promo, we do one live read per week.
00:01:01.000 Usually it's for Mug Club unless we have an awesome sponsor.
00:01:04.000 Last week, simplisafe.com slash credit.
00:01:06.000 SimpliSafe is the home security system.
00:01:08.000 I think I told you I've had home security systems before, mostly because I moved into a house and they were already in there.
00:01:12.000 They were wired.
00:01:13.000 They sucked.
00:01:14.000 And so I relied on Hopper.
00:01:16.000 I put too much stress on his shoulders.
00:01:17.000 So SimpliSafe has an entirely wireless system.
00:01:20.000 You can hook it up.
00:01:21.000 It's awesome.
00:01:21.000 I think it won CNET and TechRadar, won all kinds of awards.
00:01:25.000 It's $15 a month, no contract.
00:01:27.000 And if you order right now at SimpliSafe.com slash Crowder, you still get 10% off.
00:01:31.000 This is the last week of the promo, I believe, going into Christmas.
00:01:34.000 So if you don't need a home security system, then okay, you don't need a home.
00:01:36.000 Don't buy one.
00:01:37.000 If you live in a place that is...
00:01:38.000 If you live next to the Hope Diamond...
00:01:41.000 You're probably fine.
00:01:42.000 But if you do or you've ever thought about getting a home security system, I will tell you, I'll vouch for this.
00:01:47.000 And I'm not just doing the radio thing where people vouch for products that they never use.
00:01:50.000 That's why we have so few sponsors.
00:01:52.000 I use it.
00:01:52.000 I like it.
00:01:53.000 I have family and friends who use it and like it.
00:01:55.000 It is the easiest home security system to install and the most reliable.
00:02:00.000 But don't take my word for it, said LeVar Burton.
00:02:02.000 Well, you don't need to take the word of a six-year-old kid reading a pop-out book either.
00:02:05.000 But SimpliSafe.com slash Crowder.
00:02:07.000 10% off.
00:02:07.000 This is the last week.
00:02:09.000 $15 a month.
00:02:10.000 No contract.
00:02:11.000 No course.
00:02:11.000 Just do it or just, you know, take your chances.
00:02:14.000 Who knows who can get into your fortress.
00:02:16.000 Join the mud club, don't be a wimp.
00:02:18.000 Join the mud club, don't be a bitch.
00:02:22.000 Join the mud club, don't be a wimp.
00:02:33.000 You better join the mud club unless you want us to kill your children right now.
00:02:37.000 How much do you really love your children?
00:02:39.000 How much do you really love your children?
00:02:41.000 Join the mug club.
00:02:42.000 Don't kill your kids.
00:02:43.000 Join the mug club.
00:02:44.000 We'll kill your kids.
00:02:46.000 Join the mug club.
00:02:47.000 Don't kill your kids.
00:02:48.000 Join the mug club.
00:02:49.000 will kill your kids.
00:02:53.000 We'll be right back.
00:03:22.000 How about this?
00:03:37.000 You're watching the old...
00:03:39.000 You watch any old movies?
00:03:41.000 Mm-mm.
00:03:41.000 You're like an old wet tongue now.
00:03:42.000 You got Fred Astaire?
00:03:43.000 Mm-mm.
00:03:43.000 Is this a West Side Story?
00:03:44.000 Wonderful time in America.
00:03:46.000 Everyone acted like it was so innocent back then.
00:03:47.000 It's like, oh, look how innocent movies were.
00:03:48.000 Yeah, I see a Puerto Rican shaking her tits right as she goes up and the guy stands.
00:03:53.000 It's just...
00:03:54.000 It was just veiled.
00:03:55.000 You know what a movie you can't make today?
00:03:57.000 Musicals?
00:03:57.000 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, you can't.
00:04:00.000 It's basically just kidnap and sexual misconduct.
00:04:02.000 All right.
00:04:03.000 Producing with me, we have Clint Howard today.
00:04:05.000 We have Blair White.
00:04:07.000 And we're going to be taking a survey, a quiz, with Blair White from EverydayFeminism.com, an intersectional feminist quiz.
00:04:14.000 Huh?
00:04:15.000 You don't want to stick around for that.
00:04:17.000 Well, Glenn Howard will talk about his dad who recently passed.
00:04:20.000 His dad had an unbelievable career in the entertainment industry.
00:04:24.000 And I'm sure we'll also hear some...
00:04:26.000 Some other crazy things that he'll talk about.
00:04:28.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not K. Follow him on Twitter at notkjared.
00:04:31.000 Mead us.
00:04:32.000 Gratter with your comments, your thoughts, your photoshops.
00:04:34.000 I fulfill my legal obligations, mostly.
00:04:36.000 Try your conclusions.
00:04:36.000 Are we good?
00:04:37.000 We're good.
00:04:37.000 And sommelier, simplifiedwine.com.
00:04:40.000 It means he has more taste buds than the rest of us.
00:04:41.000 At G. Morgan Jr.
00:04:42.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:43.000 I'm doing well.
00:04:44.000 How are you?
00:04:44.000 I'm doing well.
00:04:44.000 What's the wine of the day?
00:04:45.000 The wine of the day is Krupp Brothers Damsel Rosé.
00:04:48.000 Damsel?
00:04:49.000 It's quite the sauce of damn there.
00:04:50.000 She's got her leg up and everything.
00:04:52.000 Trying to outrun some thoughts there.
00:04:54.000 No.
00:04:54.000 No.
00:04:54.000 This is not compensating.
00:04:56.000 Okay.
00:05:00.000 Question of the day, we're going to talk about it.
00:05:02.000 There wasn't a whole lot.
00:05:02.000 By the way, next week, there are no shows for Mug Club members Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, because Thursday is the 16-hour CNN livestream.
00:05:10.000 That's 16 hours because it's worse than waterboarding.
00:05:13.000 We're going to have guests.
00:05:14.000 We're going to have the world premiere of the miniseries of YouTube Carol with some unbelievable cameos in there from 7 a.m.
00:05:19.000 to 11 p.m.
00:05:21.000 You can't get drunk enough.
00:05:22.000 Because we want to earn your dollar.
00:05:24.000 Can we drink?
00:05:25.000 You don't have to be here for the whole day.
00:05:27.000 Actually, no, yes you do.
00:05:28.000 And no, you can't.
00:05:29.000 So there you go.
00:05:30.000 But you have to bring the wine, huh?
00:05:31.000 What the?
00:05:33.000 What punishment is this?
00:05:34.000 What did I do?
00:05:35.000 You know, Charlie over there.
00:05:36.000 What's her name?
00:05:37.000 No, it's the damsel.
00:05:38.000 Damsel.
00:05:39.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:05:40.000 It's like your girlfriend in Canada.
00:05:42.000 Question of the day.
00:05:44.000 We'll talk about it.
00:05:44.000 The only thing in the news, Roy Moore.
00:05:46.000 How do you see this?
00:05:48.000 I'd like to hear your comments because I've heard a lot of different opinions.
00:05:50.000 Do you see it as a short-term loss, Roy Moore losing for a long-term victory?
00:05:53.000 It's just a loss is a loss is a loss.
00:05:55.000 Do you see it as an individual screw-up?
00:05:58.000 Or do you see it kind of, you were saying this before the break, some people see it as a referendum on the Republican Party.
00:06:02.000 So I'm interested to hear.
00:06:03.000 What do you think about that?
00:06:04.000 A lot of different opinions, and we'll get to that.
00:06:06.000 But before we do, we have to get to other news of the day.
00:06:09.000 Top noon.
00:06:11.000 Top noon.
00:06:12.000 Really?
00:06:13.000 I meant sexual misconduct allegations.
00:06:16.000 There's a phrase we find ourselves saying always.
00:06:18.000 Oh, gosh.
00:06:19.000 NFL legend Warren Sapp defending himself.
00:06:22.000 He was proving that he was not a creep by publicly posting pictures of the vibrators they bought for female staff.
00:06:27.000 So first, let me set this.
00:06:28.000 Why does that say...
00:06:28.000 Why would he do that?
00:06:29.000 Okay.
00:06:29.000 Daily Mail.
00:06:30.000 The article, Sapp, considered by many to be one of the all-time great defenders in the league, gave...
00:06:35.000 We're talking about a plaintiff.
00:06:36.000 Gave the plaintiff sex toys as a Christmas gift for...
00:06:39.000 Three years in a row.
00:06:40.000 Wow.
00:06:41.000 Which would seem bad at first.
00:06:42.000 But Sav defended himself pretty valiantly, saying, this was taken out of context.
00:06:48.000 What they don't tell you is that on the twelfth day of Christmas, I, your true love, gave to thee a dildo in a pear tree.
00:06:55.000 So...
00:06:55.000 Oh, gosh.
00:06:59.000 It's context is key.
00:07:01.000 It's all about that Sav.
00:07:04.000 Wait, is that a sign between dildo in a pear tree or...
00:07:08.000 A partridge in a dildo tree.
00:07:10.000 Partridge in a dildo tree.
00:07:10.000 We took a risk.
00:07:13.000 I have a question.
00:07:13.000 Why three years in a row?
00:07:15.000 What kind of usage were these things getting where they were like, oh, you need a new one?
00:07:17.000 What's crazy to me is this is the kind of thing where people come forward with these suits and you're going, you got a dildo three years in a row.
00:07:23.000 What created an environment where this man was comfortable sending a colleague a dildo three days in a row?
00:07:28.000 It's like my mom is obsessed with Snowman.
00:07:29.000 You just know, like, you want to get her gifts, get her Snowman.
00:07:32.000 At some point, someone told him dildos are their thing.
00:07:34.000 That's like my grandmother.
00:07:35.000 And they haven't stopped since.
00:07:36.000 She always used to buy me Roald Dahl books.
00:07:38.000 I don't know why.
00:07:38.000 She was like, Stephen's a little reader.
00:07:40.000 I'm like, no, I don't.
00:07:41.000 I'm not.
00:07:41.000 Like, I just, I like Gene Wilder, and now I have a stack, and I don't need them, Grandma.
00:07:46.000 Nice.
00:07:47.000 But she just pigeonholed you.
00:07:48.000 Okay, Connecticut man was sentenced to a year in prison for necrophilia as well after having sex with his dead girlfriend's corpse.
00:07:55.000 And here's the thing.
00:07:56.000 He did it in an attempt to revive her.
00:07:58.000 And this is an actual quote from Fox News.
00:07:59.000 What?
00:08:00.000 Aaron Gatzer said he thought that sleeping with her body might revive her because his girlfriend hated sleeping with him, according to the arrest warrant.
00:08:08.000 So we can add rape to the charges.
00:08:10.000 Yes.
00:08:12.000 The thing is, this guy was serious in his answer.
00:08:15.000 Absolutely serious.
00:08:16.000 It would seem absurd, except the rights have already been purchased to this story by AMC for their tentatively titled The F***ing Dead, and they're already taking auditions, we hear.
00:08:28.000 Ooh-wee!
00:08:29.000 I love myself a good court.
00:08:32.000 How about instead of bashing zombies, we start loving zombies?
00:08:42.000 And Lucille needs a place to hide.
00:08:50.000 That really seems darker than I thought.
00:08:56.000 It doesn't have the same mass appeal.
00:08:58.000 No.
00:08:59.000 You might find that on one of the smaller channels.
00:09:01.000 Might be part of a premium package.
00:09:02.000 Yeah.
00:09:04.000 Robots are now being used to deter homeless people from setting up camp in San Francisco.
00:09:08.000 This comes to us from Business Insider.
00:09:09.000 The San Francisco Business Times reported last week that the San Francisco SPCA and Animal Advocacy and Pet Adoption Group put a security robot to work outside its facilities, the gentrifying neighborhood.
00:09:20.000 I understand where you're coming from.
00:09:22.000 And then there are obviously all kinds of protesters.
00:09:24.000 They don't think that you should be getting rid of homeless people at all.
00:09:26.000 It's a problem in San Francisco, though.
00:09:28.000 I will give in their defense...
00:09:30.000 Some of the robots in question are overkill.
00:09:32.000 Seems like they're going a little bit too much.
00:09:35.000 That's a robot on a power trip.
00:09:36.000 That is a robot on a power trip.
00:09:37.000 You would think if they were trying, they would at least have made the robots not white.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:42.000 And they're paying them.
00:09:43.000 I don't know if it makes it any better.
00:09:44.000 It's $7 an hour, too, is all they pay for that.
00:09:47.000 Yes.
00:09:47.000 I'm not kidding.
00:09:48.000 That's in the story.
00:09:49.000 $7 an hour.
00:09:49.000 That's below minimum wage there.
00:09:50.000 They do have the black robots that just put them in Oakland.
00:09:53.000 And they hold the torch sideways.
00:09:55.000 New Jersey suburb finds itself in a heated, there's no good way to get at it, finds itself in a heated standoff over what the locals are now claiming is a hyper-sexualized logo for an ice cream shop.
00:10:06.000 You see that there?
00:10:07.000 That booty booty.
00:10:08.000 I love it, said Al Franken.
00:10:13.000 I get it.
00:10:15.000 When I first read the story, I thought, oh, that's a human ass on a cow.
00:10:21.000 It really seems as though they're pushing it.
00:10:23.000 And of course, this is a growing trend, we all know, in the food mascot marketing, as seen recently with the makeover of the Land O'Lakes Butter Indian.
00:10:32.000 And then there was, of course, the redo of the Sun-Made Raisin Lady.
00:10:37.000 And yeah, that was a little bit.
00:10:38.000 And you can see, and then of course it culminated in Tony the cyber sexting tiger.
00:10:43.000 And it was unrelated obviously to the hypersexualization, but there are racial tensions in the country and people were obviously upset about Aunt Jeff talking about pancake mix.
00:10:54.000 It was ill-received.
00:10:56.000 Ill-advised and ill-received.
00:11:01.000 We're going to get letters this week.
00:11:03.000 Next week is a big, big week.
00:11:04.000 16 hour live stream.
00:11:06.000 Save it.
00:11:08.000 Leave a little in the tank, bro.
00:11:10.000 A surgeon has been charged with assault for burning his initials into his patient's livers.
00:11:14.000 That's gangster.
00:11:15.000 This comes from The Guardian, a renowned liver spleen and pancreas surgeon used an argon beam.
00:11:20.000 I'm reading that correctly.
00:11:21.000 Used to stop livers bleeding during operations and to highlight, but he would sign his initials into the patient's organs.
00:11:27.000 That's awesome.
00:11:28.000 Why is that awesome?
00:11:29.000 It's hilarious.
00:11:31.000 Would you find it so funny?
00:11:32.000 What if it were your liver?
00:11:33.000 As long as it worked, I'm fine.
00:11:36.000 You have very low standards when it comes to surgical procedures.
00:11:39.000 When you get put out, all kinds of stuff can happen, buddy.
00:11:42.000 I'm just saying.
00:11:42.000 That's true.
00:11:43.000 I was always paranoid, but I would go under.
00:11:44.000 I've been out for some weird surgeries.
00:11:46.000 I just assume bad stuff is happening.
00:11:49.000 You don't know what you're signing with that waiver.
00:11:51.000 You just go home, you cry in the shower, and you're good.
00:11:54.000 No, you need to seek counsel.
00:11:56.000 That's not a normal part of it.
00:11:59.000 Morphine?
00:11:59.000 Yes.
00:12:00.000 Crying in the shower alone?
00:12:01.000 That's not part of the recovery?
00:12:01.000 No.
00:12:02.000 Because you always send me the pictures when you do.
00:12:04.000 Gerald, please find somebody to hold.
00:12:06.000 Of course, the surgeon, by the way, is no stranger to controversy, given that four livers just came forward last year, alleging that he forced them to watch him masturbate in the surgery prep room.
00:12:14.000 So it seems as though this is...
00:12:16.000 Yeah.
00:12:17.000 Well, to go back to the question today, we'll talk about...
00:12:20.000 Up next, Blair White.
00:12:22.000 We'll take the quiz.
00:12:24.000 Yes.
00:12:24.000 The show can only get better.
00:12:25.000 The show can only get better.
00:12:26.000 Roy Moore.
00:12:27.000 So, Roy Moore.
00:12:29.000 One thing that's...
00:12:29.000 Obviously, he lost.
00:12:31.000 Yes.
00:12:31.000 And I mentioned people's opinions on it, but there have been a lot of, before we get to the opinions, there were a lot of memes going around.
00:12:35.000 Nakajara was the one who showed this to me.
00:12:38.000 Funny, the memes, we couldn't find the source, and we found out, I think it was CNN, but memes declared that black women made more loose.
00:12:44.000 This is something you see everywhere right now.
00:12:46.000 And I, immediately when I watched it, I go, well, of course that's untrue.
00:12:49.000 And it's one of those things we weren't going to talk about until we realized that most people, if you're not paying attention, they don't know that, of course, that's untrue.
00:12:54.000 Black turnout was up about 10%.
00:12:57.000 5% less voted for more than for Trump.
00:13:01.000 It wouldn't have even been close to change the election.
00:13:03.000 By the way, black voter turnout is not very good.
00:13:06.000 No.
00:13:06.000 It really is.
00:13:07.000 But that's Brooklyn's fault because we don't want them there, right?
00:13:10.000 Well, I was surprised.
00:13:11.000 I think it was like 96%.
00:13:13.000 What was it?
00:13:14.000 He got 6% of black men, which surprised me.
00:13:18.000 That's high.
00:13:19.000 That's actually pretty high for Republicans.
00:13:21.000 I think Donald Trump was really high with something like 9% of black men.
00:13:25.000 I don't have the numbers in front of me.
00:13:26.000 But the voters who turned the election, just to correct the misinformation, they were Trump supporters who didn't vote for more.
00:13:31.000 Whether you like Trump or not, it's people who voted for Donald Trump and didn't vote for more.
00:13:35.000 Almost half of the people who voted for President Trump stayed home.
00:13:38.000 Wow.
00:13:39.000 Turnout was down 45%.
00:13:41.000 Wow.
00:13:41.000 45% from the presidential election.
00:13:43.000 There's a 9% drop in support from Trump to more.
00:13:46.000 Okay?
00:13:47.000 Tells you something, right?
00:13:48.000 Well, it tells you there's a limit to tribalism.
00:13:50.000 Yeah.
00:13:51.000 It tells you that Republicans don't just vote for whoever has an R next to their name.
00:13:55.000 And people say that both sides do it.
00:13:56.000 I think both sides have done it.
00:13:57.000 I think before President Donald Trump, you know, this goes to kind of what I've talked about.
00:14:01.000 It's a much wider tent with Republicans.
00:14:03.000 You have libertarians.
00:14:04.000 You kind of have now the Trump populists.
00:14:04.000 You have conservatives.
00:14:06.000 They're okay disagreeing with Democrats.
00:14:09.000 There's a D next to the name.
00:14:10.000 They're going to vote for it.
00:14:11.000 I think it's an age thing, too.
00:14:12.000 I think it's an age thing for Republicans, typically the ones that are on the ticket no matter what, always, ever.
00:14:18.000 Typically older people for Republicans.
00:14:20.000 I think it's typically younger people you find more and more for Democrats, seeing as all the people who are Bernie, Bernie, Bernie only, hate Hillary, but still pull the love of her.
00:14:29.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:14:30.000 Well, and you and I had this conversation in the 2016 election, like, oh man, we're in a really tough spot.
00:14:34.000 The guy with an R next to his name isn't exactly the best person for the job, we don't think, necessarily.
00:14:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:40.000 He's not an R, first off, right?
00:14:42.000 So I don't think the Dems have those conversations nearly as often.
00:14:45.000 Like, oh, they're not really a good Democrat.
00:14:47.000 No, they really don't.
00:14:47.000 They're just going to vote D and go.
00:14:48.000 It really is.
00:14:49.000 That is one thing.
00:14:50.000 They get behind their candidate, and people would try and say, well, you have to do that, whether it was Trump, whoever it was.
00:14:55.000 You have to get behind the candidate no matter what.
00:14:56.000 Well, it's mental gymnastics after that just to try to say, oh, I'm still with this person because they don't even believe what they say they believe.
00:15:01.000 Well, that's because one, people say, well, you're a political ideologue.
00:15:06.000 People always say that to me.
00:15:06.000 It's like, really?
00:15:08.000 This kind of shows that conservatives are more principled, for sure.
00:15:12.000 Their prism, their worldview, it determines their values, but it's not based on an R. And ironically, people who label themselves Republicans are more likely to proudly say, I'm a conservative, I'm a Republican.
00:15:23.000 I see other guys going, I don't believe in labels, man.
00:15:26.000 Where's the D? Okay.
00:15:28.000 The D? She killed a guy, right?
00:15:31.000 He was shooping kids in the basement?
00:15:31.000 Yeah?
00:15:31.000 That's okay.
00:15:34.000 Well, that's okay.
00:15:37.000 How many D-picks did he say?
00:15:40.000 What do you think?
00:15:43.000 Do you think it's a referendum on the Republican Party or do you think it's just run more?
00:15:45.000 No.
00:15:46.000 Honestly, I think it's the sexual assault stuff that's coming out right now.
00:15:49.000 We talked about this a little bit.
00:15:50.000 I think right now you can, and you and I probably disagree a little, but you can throw that out and it's going to sabotage anybody right now.
00:15:57.000 Anybody is willing to believe it because so many examples have come out where like, oh yeah, no, this really is going on.
00:16:02.000 So even if there's no evidence, in his case, I think there was a lot of evidence.
00:16:05.000 But I think any other year, it would have been a little different story.
00:16:07.000 I don't think that's right, but I think it would have been.
00:16:09.000 So I don't think it's a Republican thing.
00:16:10.000 I think you're kind of right, maybe in terms of a temporary bubble.
00:16:14.000 But I think long-term right now, people are going, all right, sexual assault.
00:16:20.000 Because everything is sexual assault.
00:16:22.000 I think right now, it's the optics war.
00:16:25.000 So everyone is trying to avoid the optics.
00:16:27.000 That's why I'll frank us up now.
00:16:28.000 That's why, what's the other guys that just stepped down from Arizona?
00:16:32.000 Cornyn.
00:16:33.000 Cornyn.
00:16:33.000 Something like that.
00:16:34.000 Yeah.
00:16:34.000 Yeah.
00:16:34.000 I think I'm missing that one out.
00:16:35.000 It's an optics war.
00:16:37.000 He was corning someone.
00:16:40.000 It is, and that's the problem.
00:16:42.000 There's legitimate stuff that we have to fight against in sexual assault, but right now, my fear is that there's no due process for anybody.
00:16:48.000 You throw it out there right now, and people are willing to believe it.
00:16:50.000 You and I are getting to the point where we're like, show me proof.
00:16:54.000 And I'll believe it.
00:16:55.000 That's why it's so funny to me that they're like, well, clearly, VP Mike Pence must be a creep.
00:16:59.000 He just understands.
00:16:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:00.000 He doesn't even want this.
00:17:01.000 He doesn't even want there to be a chance of this.
00:17:02.000 Okay, so what do you think?
00:17:04.000 Do you see this as a short-term loss that was necessary?
00:17:07.000 Do you think that if Roy Moore won, it would have been...
00:17:08.000 You talk about the optics.
00:17:09.000 It would have been worse for the Republican Party long-term?
00:17:11.000 Long-term, absolutely.
00:17:12.000 You do?
00:17:13.000 Because you were the earliest people like, ah, I think we still want him to win.
00:17:13.000 Yeah.
00:17:16.000 Absolutely.
00:17:17.000 I find myself going back and forth, but I do think long-term, you've got to fight the long-term war of these things.
00:17:22.000 And I think with Trump, if it weren't for the Supreme Court, I think it absolutely would have been worth the long-term war to let someone else take it for a little bit.
00:17:32.000 Looking back, kind of the Ben Shapiro position.
00:17:34.000 I think Trump has definitely caused irreparable damage to the Republican Party.
00:17:37.000 And the Supreme Court was really, really important.
00:17:37.000 Of course.
00:17:39.000 And most of it's optics.
00:17:41.000 It's the branding.
00:17:42.000 He's rebranded in a way that it should never have been branded.
00:17:44.000 It doesn't really represent the people who he's branding.
00:17:44.000 And he really hasn't done much.
00:17:46.000 Right.
00:17:47.000 He's kind of a scumbag.
00:17:47.000 All right.
00:17:49.000 Go ahead.
00:17:50.000 Look, I can have an opinion.
00:17:51.000 I mean, I'd rather have him in office.
00:17:53.000 But at the same time, he's kind of a jerk.
00:17:55.000 So what do you want to do?
00:17:56.000 I think it definitely is better because Democrats don't really have a leg to stand on right now politically.
00:18:01.000 There's nothing that they're coming out with that's really motivating anybody.
00:18:04.000 And so if they could have attacked Roy Moore with the sexual assault stuff and really painted him with that...
00:18:09.000 Yeah, they would have used it.
00:18:10.000 Now, just think about using the Access Hollywood tape.
00:18:13.000 Right?
00:18:13.000 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 Imagine if Moore came out with Roy Moore that was really legitimate.
00:18:18.000 Yeah.
00:18:18.000 And then they'd be like, see, that's the kind of guy they want in office.
00:18:20.000 They're already doing it with Trump, so if they had another person to point to, it just makes it worse.
00:18:23.000 Well, Al Franken did it with his resignation.
00:18:25.000 But I do think, listen, this is interesting.
00:18:26.000 To me, there is a silver lining here.
00:18:27.000 I'm going, hey, you know what?
00:18:29.000 Regardless of, and I do think, listen, the media is going, it's going to be a hatchet job on Roy Moore far more than Al Franken, right?
00:18:34.000 It's going to be a hatchet job on Roy Moore far more than the Clintons.
00:18:36.000 Bill Clinton, we do know that he had extramarital affairs.
00:18:39.000 We do know that he had extramarital affairs with people who weren't even necessarily willing.
00:18:43.000 We do know that he lied about it in court.
00:18:46.000 The Democrats didn't even care anyway.
00:18:47.000 It became trendy in 2017.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, it became trendy in 2017.
00:18:50.000 You realize, oh yeah, Bill Clinton's a sexual predator.
00:18:52.000 What?
00:18:54.000 What?
00:18:55.000 Are you serious?
00:18:56.000 This is breaking news, CNN? Yeah, it's a slick wheelie for a reason.
00:18:59.000 Come on.
00:19:01.000 Here's the thing.
00:19:02.000 With Democrats, not only is it swept under the rug, they become fixtures.
00:19:05.000 Ted Kennedy.
00:19:06.000 Now, Ted Kennedy, he had about a 40-year career after he was soliciting 16-year-old girls.
00:19:12.000 Wow.
00:19:13.000 After he had an affair with Mary Jo Kopechny and left her in the river for dead, he served for 40 more years after that.
00:19:20.000 So Roy Moore, we didn't even have the evidence.
00:19:22.000 There hadn't even been a trial yet.
00:19:24.000 These were just allegations.
00:19:25.000 Now, it seems like there might have been some weight to it.
00:19:27.000 And that was enough for 40% of Republicans who voted for Donald Trump to abandon the guy.
00:19:32.000 Ted Kennedy killed abroad and solicited teenagers!
00:19:36.000 He was the only one who Marilyn Monroe wasn't willing to blow!
00:19:40.000 Ha ha!
00:19:41.000 And he was there for 40 years.
00:19:43.000 I think that's a good thing.
00:19:44.000 I think it's a good thing that at least there are some standards, regardless of the Roy Moore situation, long term.
00:19:50.000 We have to go.
00:19:51.000 We have to come back and take this test with Blair White after the break.
00:19:54.000 Damn.
00:19:55.000 Then Clint Howard.
00:19:56.000 Damn it.
00:19:56.000 Damn.
00:19:57.000 Damn.
00:19:58.000 I'm with you.
00:19:59.000 I'm with you.
00:20:01.000 And all our love.
00:20:02.000 Dum-di-dum-ping.
00:20:04.000 Dum-dum-dum. Dum-di-dum-ping.
00:20:06.000 Dum-dum-dum.
00:20:07.000 I'm with you.
00:20:08.000 I'm with you.
00:20:10.000 Bang, kids are dead.
00:20:16.000 See what you did.
00:20:17.000 You failed to join.
00:20:18.000 We killed your kids.
00:20:19.000 You failed to join the mug club.
00:20:21.000 So we killed all your little children.
00:20:23.000 You see, now you don't have any children.
00:20:25.000 Now you don't have any children.
00:20:27.000 We killed your kids.
00:20:28.000 We said we would.
00:20:29.000 You didn't heed.
00:20:30.000 We kept our words.
00:20:32.000 You made us do it.
00:20:33.000 We killed your kids.
00:20:34.000 You killed your kids.
00:20:36.000 Technically.
00:20:38.000 Allah is the Greatest.
00:21:00.000 The assistant there said he enjoyed doing the show, so he's been coming back.
00:21:03.000 He's been on a lot.
00:21:04.000 He always seems like he's one show of ours away from losing his career, so I think he gets the show.
00:21:11.000 It tells me he knows.
00:21:12.000 Yes.
00:21:41.000 What's going on guys?
00:21:43.000 Why with the music?
00:21:46.000 I was watching Homeland.
00:21:54.000 Louder with Crowder Studios is protected exclusively by Walther and Hopper.
00:22:01.000 You ever watch old Jack Dempsey when you do this and then, boom, throw the punch?
00:22:17.000 I don't know how, but this would actually fool people.
00:22:19.000 Ah!
00:22:21.000 They'll be like, what?
00:22:22.000 What is he doing with those?
00:22:23.000 Is it ours?
00:22:24.000 Is it a lever?
00:22:25.000 No one knows.
00:22:25.000 I have no idea.
00:22:26.000 Am I still in a boxing match?
00:22:27.000 And I lost!
00:22:29.000 Alright, next guest.
00:22:30.000 We've had this wonderful guest on several times.
00:22:32.000 You can follow her on the YouTubes at...
00:22:34.000 Well, not at.
00:22:35.000 That's on the Twitter.
00:22:36.000 YouTube.com slash Blair White X. There you go.
00:22:40.000 X. The X is important.
00:22:41.000 Generation X. I expect Triple H to come out here any second.
00:22:43.000 How are you, Blair?
00:22:45.000 I am amazing.
00:22:47.000 Thanks for having me again.
00:22:48.000 Well, we're glad to have you on.
00:22:49.000 So we let you know beforehand, so no one can say we sandbagged you.
00:22:52.000 None of us want to do this, and we knew that you wouldn't want to do this.
00:22:55.000 So we thought, let's all be unhappy together.
00:22:59.000 Thanks for dragging me into this.
00:23:00.000 Clint Howard after the break, by the way.
00:23:01.000 This comes from EverydayFeminism.com, and it's a quiz.
00:23:05.000 We're all going to take 10 things every intersectional feminist should ask on a first date.
00:23:10.000 Now, Blair, before you roll your eyes, and I'm sure you already are.
00:23:13.000 Yeah.
00:23:14.000 Can you explain for people who don't know the term intersectional feminist?
00:23:20.000 Okay, so intersectionality is basically it's what feminists believe that like women in general and people experience oppression in like varying degrees.
00:23:28.000 So it's basically like White people aren't good enough, the belief system.
00:23:33.000 It's basically like, it's not enough to be a feminist and advocate for women.
00:23:36.000 You have to focus on, you know, black issues and how they trump women's issues.
00:23:40.000 And then it goes into, like, disabled people.
00:23:42.000 And then it goes into, like, I don't know, Down syndrome babies.
00:23:46.000 You swear you haven't read this quiz yet?
00:23:49.000 Yeah, I haven't read it yet.
00:23:50.000 Because you just hit the quiz.
00:23:53.000 You just hit all the bases.
00:23:55.000 I mean, listen, it's everyday feminism.
00:23:57.000 It's predictable as hell.
00:23:58.000 Well, see, it's not for people out there.
00:23:59.000 You need to understand this.
00:24:00.000 We live in this world where we understand it.
00:24:02.000 A lot of people go, what's intersectional feminism?
00:24:04.000 I mean, they wear it as a badge of honor.
00:24:05.000 I had no idea what it meant.
00:24:06.000 Until just now?
00:24:07.000 Until just now.
00:24:08.000 And you just learned it from transgender on Skype.
00:24:11.000 I could guess.
00:24:11.000 That's the wonder of new media, sir.
00:24:13.000 I could guess, but I wouldn't have been right.
00:24:15.000 Okay, this is from Blair.
00:24:15.000 I don't know.
00:24:17.000 You may open it, so we can all go through this in real time.
00:24:21.000 Everydayfeminism.com.
00:24:22.000 I have a hard copy here, because we're going to take notes.
00:24:24.000 We're ready.
00:24:25.000 People on the Twitter, you can tweet all of us and let us know.
00:24:28.000 You're going along with the quiz.
00:24:29.000 At Naki Jared, at S. Crowder, at G. Morgan Jr., and at Blair White.
00:24:33.000 Miss Blair White.
00:24:35.000 Yeah, M.S. Blair White on Twitter.
00:24:37.000 M.S. Blair White.
00:24:38.000 Okay.
00:24:40.000 Okay, the number one question.
00:24:40.000 Oh, God.
00:24:42.000 The top ten questions that every intersectional feminist should ask on a first date.
00:24:46.000 Let me preface this, okay?
00:24:48.000 It's a date, right?
00:24:50.000 So you would think these questions should center...
00:24:51.000 First date, by the way.
00:24:52.000 First date.
00:24:53.000 First date.
00:24:54.000 So you would think that the questions would center around something relational.
00:24:58.000 Or like a Lord of the Rings guy, or like a Harry Potter girl.
00:25:01.000 Right.
00:25:01.000 You have a penis?
00:25:02.000 I don't know.
00:25:02.000 It's a guessing game.
00:25:03.000 This is the whole thing when it's everyday feminism.
00:25:05.000 You don't know.
00:25:06.000 The ladies look like men, and...
00:25:08.000 It's like a roll of the dice.
00:25:09.000 It's like a roll of the Scattergories dice.
00:25:11.000 All those...
00:25:11.000 It's a role against the cards against humanity.
00:25:14.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:15.000 Number one question on a first date.
00:25:18.000 Do you believe that black lives matter?
00:25:20.000 Oh my god.
00:25:22.000 Is this a trick question?
00:25:24.000 No, this is what they're at.
00:25:25.000 Yes, wonderful.
00:25:25.000 Let's start here.
00:25:26.000 There are three categories that are non-negotiables.
00:25:29.000 Understanding race, class, and gender.
00:25:31.000 Okay, number one question.
00:25:33.000 I guess we have to answer this.
00:25:34.000 I didn't plan this far ahead.
00:25:35.000 Do you believe that black lives matter?
00:25:37.000 So Blair, you get this on a first date with an intersectional feminist.
00:25:40.000 How do you answer?
00:25:42.000 Oh, that's not a loaded question at all.
00:25:43.000 Obviously not.
00:25:45.000 But you know they're never actually asking you, do you think Black Lives Matter?
00:25:49.000 They're asking you what you think of the movement.
00:25:50.000 Yeah, it's capitalized.
00:25:52.000 Black Lives Matter.
00:25:53.000 I haven't even heard from them, the movement, for a while.
00:25:54.000 Yeah.
00:25:54.000 Are they wise still?
00:25:55.000 I don't know.
00:25:56.000 I don't know.
00:25:56.000 I think DeRay's doing a guy in the back of a cargo van.
00:26:00.000 That's not comfortable.
00:26:01.000 Okay, I would just answer, because right away I want the date to get over with.
00:26:04.000 I'm cheating right now.
00:26:05.000 It's kind of like when I get really bored at poker.
00:26:07.000 Not good, Jerry knows this.
00:26:07.000 I just put down all my chips in a bad hand.
00:26:09.000 I'm like, I'm out!
00:26:10.000 I would just say, I believe all lives matter.
00:26:12.000 Thank you, you get the check.
00:26:14.000 Yeah, I think I would actually say no and then go with the I think all lives matter, just to push it one step further.
00:26:20.000 No, I don't, actually.
00:26:21.000 I think all lives matter.
00:26:22.000 Okay, Jared?
00:26:23.000 I'm going to say, what shade of black are we talking about?
00:26:29.000 Because...
00:26:30.000 Is this a mob?
00:26:32.000 They're all shades.
00:26:32.000 It's technically not a color.
00:26:33.000 Hollister?
00:26:34.000 Black?
00:26:34.000 I can go with that.
00:26:35.000 It's one of the benefits of being partially colorblind.
00:26:37.000 Alright, so pretty much all of us are going to hell according to the first...
00:26:39.000 So there, let me just write that little note there.
00:26:41.000 Okay, number two.
00:26:42.000 On a first date.
00:26:43.000 This is, of course, Blair is our guest.
00:26:44.000 Blair gets the answer first.
00:26:46.000 What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
00:26:50.000 Let me preface this that says the gender binary is a tiny box and I wish it didn't exist.
00:26:54.000 I wouldn't want to be with anyone who is queer phobic.
00:26:57.000 One of the many important elements in dismantling patriarchy is to abolish gender roles.
00:27:01.000 Okay, anyway, so this is all interesting.
00:27:03.000 But what are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation on a first date?
00:27:06.000 First off, would you ask this on a first date?
00:27:08.000 No, this sounds like the worst date ever.
00:27:11.000 It says ignoring trans massagé noir.
00:27:13.000 What is massagé noir?
00:27:15.000 Wait, where does it say this?
00:27:16.000 Down towards the end.
00:27:17.000 Yeah, it says...
00:27:19.000 Well, I know what misogyny is.
00:27:20.000 Are they trying to say...
00:27:21.000 It's a new Tim Burton genre.
00:27:22.000 Does it mean like misogyny against black trans?
00:27:24.000 I don't know.
00:27:25.000 Maybe, yeah, because noir.
00:27:27.000 You don't know this?
00:27:28.000 You don't know this, Blair?
00:27:29.000 No.
00:27:30.000 I've seen it before, but I never know what it is.
00:27:32.000 Blair, what chance does a straight cis male have to know?
00:27:37.000 None.
00:27:38.000 You're a consultant.
00:27:40.000 There is no chance.
00:27:41.000 There is no chance.
00:27:42.000 Okay.
00:27:43.000 All right.
00:27:43.000 I think that's the whole point of this.
00:27:44.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 It's not a question we'd ask.
00:27:46.000 Okay.
00:27:46.000 That's number two.
00:27:47.000 So number three, first date.
00:27:49.000 How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life, Blair?
00:27:56.000 I don't know.
00:27:57.000 I decide every time, every restaurant with my boyfriend, I guess.
00:28:00.000 That always seems to be my thing.
00:28:01.000 There you go.
00:28:02.000 Okay.
00:28:03.000 I don't...
00:28:04.000 This is like the worst.
00:28:05.000 It is.
00:28:05.000 That's the whole purpose of it.
00:28:07.000 Okay.
00:28:10.000 It's crucial for cishet men to learn to de-center their male privilege.
00:28:14.000 De-center.
00:28:15.000 Yeah.
00:28:16.000 De-center.
00:28:17.000 Okay, Gerald.
00:28:19.000 Let's say you get asked this.
00:28:21.000 How do you dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
00:28:23.000 I don't dismantle anything.
00:28:24.000 But if somebody's being sexist, I call them out on it.
00:28:26.000 If they're being misogynistic, I call them out on it.
00:28:28.000 I'm a man.
00:28:28.000 This is what we do.
00:28:29.000 And you think that's all you have to do.
00:28:31.000 Yes.
00:28:31.000 That's an example of misogyny.
00:28:32.000 Internalized misogyny.
00:28:34.000 That you don't think you're required to do more.
00:28:36.000 Jared?
00:28:36.000 Calling somebody out's enough!
00:28:38.000 I don't work at all.
00:28:39.000 I've already hired a female assistant to bring me lunch.
00:28:41.000 Okay.
00:28:42.000 Sandwiches.
00:28:43.000 All right.
00:28:43.000 Only.
00:28:44.000 Number four.
00:28:44.000 First date again.
00:28:46.000 What are your thoughts on sex work?
00:28:48.000 Yes, please.
00:28:49.000 Oh.
00:28:50.000 My thoughts is it's probably cool to not be a hooker and not get cookies.
00:28:55.000 That's probably cooler.
00:28:56.000 Direct quote.
00:28:57.000 Cool to not be a hooker.
00:29:00.000 Hooker.
00:29:00.000 Two O's.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 Got it.
00:29:03.000 Okay, let me see what it is.
00:29:04.000 They say you may scratch your head at this one, but much like racism and misogynoir.
00:29:07.000 Can someone bring up misogynoir?
00:29:08.000 I'm on it.
00:29:09.000 Google it.
00:29:09.000 I'm on it right now.
00:29:10.000 Being pro-sex worker is a necessary pillar of dismantling the patriarchy.
00:29:15.000 Okay, here's something I don't understand.
00:29:16.000 Okay.
00:29:17.000 Being pro-sex worker, it's the oldest profession in existence because of patriarchy.
00:29:22.000 Yes.
00:29:22.000 I mean, how is this pulling one over?
00:29:25.000 Like, oh, wait, what?
00:29:26.000 You support sex workers?
00:29:28.000 Oh, no!
00:29:30.000 How do they think this works?
00:29:31.000 According to Wikipedia, so this is authoritative, misogynoir is misogyny directed towards black women where race and gender both play roles in bias.
00:29:40.000 It was coined by queer black feminists.
00:29:43.000 Moya Bailey, who created a term to address misogyny, directed toward black women in America, visual, popular culture, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:48.000 You know what, Blair, you were right to ask, because it's in the question, what are your thoughts on gender and sexual, it has nothing to do with race.
00:29:55.000 So this writer just threw it in, he'd be like, look at the word I know, misogynoir.
00:30:00.000 That's the intersectional thing, though.
00:30:01.000 They always have to bring up black people as well.
00:30:04.000 It can't ever just be about gender.
00:30:05.000 Yeah.
00:30:06.000 Can't it just be misogynistic in general?
00:30:08.000 Like, why does it have to be specific to a race?
00:30:10.000 Isn't that racist?
00:30:11.000 Yeah.
00:30:11.000 What is it?
00:30:12.000 We passed the mic.
00:30:13.000 I'm sorry, people.
00:30:13.000 This is really...
00:30:14.000 We're all reading this for the first time.
00:30:15.000 It says, I mean, the kind of pro-hoaxism where you understand the labor of sex workers of color, especially trans women of color who engage in sex workers of color.
00:30:24.000 I can't.
00:30:26.000 Also, it's like, there are social stigmas for good reasons sometimes.
00:30:30.000 Like, being a hooker is dangerous.
00:30:32.000 I don't know.
00:30:32.000 That's the part I've never understood about feminists.
00:30:35.000 Like, they should probably, you know, not advocate for that.
00:30:38.000 Well, this is like, it seems like this question is written around the character Angel from Rent.
00:30:44.000 It's a sex worker, a trans black sex worker.
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:49.000 That's so bleak.
00:30:50.000 I mean...
00:30:54.000 There's gotta be like four.
00:30:55.000 It's like, your chances of contracting AIDS are significantly higher.
00:30:58.000 But what about the sickle sale?
00:31:00.000 Yeah, that's there too.
00:31:02.000 Gosh!
00:31:03.000 What are my thoughts on sex work?
00:31:04.000 I don't know how to...
00:31:05.000 Yeah, what are your thoughts on sex work?
00:31:06.000 I just enjoy when my sex works.
00:31:08.000 Okay.
00:31:09.000 Question number five.
00:31:11.000 Dad joke.
00:31:12.000 I don't even know...
00:31:13.000 Question number five.
00:31:13.000 Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
00:31:17.000 Do you...
00:31:18.000 No, don't follow...
00:31:19.000 Did you know what this meant right away?
00:31:20.000 Ooh.
00:31:22.000 I have boycott, what is it?
00:31:24.000 Boycott, divest, sanctions.
00:31:26.000 Oh my gosh.
00:31:27.000 In an effort to end international support for Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
00:31:32.000 So, this is question number five on the first day.
00:31:36.000 By the way, at no point, even for someone obnoxious, has been like, are you gluten-free?
00:31:41.000 Yeah.
00:31:42.000 I would take that.
00:31:42.000 Right?
00:31:43.000 Yeah.
00:31:44.000 I mean, I'd still feed them gluten.
00:31:45.000 This is the biggest day ever.
00:31:47.000 This is just, I mean, how does this, Blair, Blair, these are the people who claim to be your peeps.
00:31:54.000 They claim they're intersectional for you.
00:31:56.000 These are not my people, honey, at all.
00:31:59.000 At all.
00:32:00.000 Well, okay, BDS. Here's what I say for BDS. No.
00:32:04.000 No.
00:32:04.000 I think when one side has eradicate all Jews in their official charter, they're the bad guys.
00:32:09.000 The other guys get what they want.
00:32:11.000 That's it.
00:32:11.000 I support the guys who don't have eradicate all Jews.
00:32:14.000 Don't push me into the sea.
00:32:15.000 There you go.
00:32:16.000 Call me reductive.
00:32:17.000 That's right.
00:32:18.000 I thought I said BDSM at first.
00:32:22.000 Which would actually be more appropriate in a first date.
00:32:26.000 At least then it's like about you and what you're into.
00:32:28.000 Exactly.
00:32:29.000 Like, are you into BDSM? It's Dick Morris, you know, the foot fetish, Al Gore.
00:32:32.000 Okay, what are you into?
00:32:34.000 But BDS, you actually might be more likely to get the wrong answer than someone who thought you said BDSM. That's true.
00:32:40.000 Right.
00:32:40.000 That's true.
00:32:41.000 Someone like, how do you feel about, they're basically saying, how do you feel about Israeli occupation?
00:32:44.000 And the other person's like, Vietnamese sex hammock, stirrups, you know?
00:32:48.000 Yeah.
00:32:49.000 You seem well versed in this, Steven.
00:32:50.000 Continue.
00:32:52.000 I've listened to Rihanna.
00:32:53.000 Oh, there you go.
00:32:55.000 Okay, number six.
00:32:56.000 Let's go as though these are interesting questions.
00:32:59.000 Number six.
00:33:00.000 This is where it really got, I swear to you.
00:33:02.000 What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
00:33:07.000 Blair, this is an issue close to your heart as a translator.
00:33:11.000 This is something I constantly ponder, yes.
00:33:14.000 No, I'd be running.
00:33:15.000 I'd be absolutely running.
00:33:17.000 What does this say?
00:33:18.000 It's committed genocide?
00:33:19.000 How Europeans committed genocide?
00:33:21.000 Okay, this is what this is about.
00:33:22.000 How better to understand how settler colonial...
00:33:24.000 Well, you know what also?
00:33:25.000 Europeans, they want to talk genocide.
00:33:26.000 Committed some...
00:33:27.000 Yeah.
00:33:27.000 But you know what else Europeans kind of paved the way for?
00:33:29.000 The ability to write stupid tests on blogs like Everyday Feminism.
00:33:34.000 I thought Everyday Feminism didn't...
00:33:36.000 Weren't they supposed to disappear a year ago?
00:33:37.000 Like they lost all their money or something?
00:33:39.000 How are they still here?
00:33:40.000 Like Gawker?
00:33:42.000 I don't know.
00:33:43.000 I thought they were shutting down.
00:33:44.000 I think that about the Young Turks and then all of a sudden some terrorist organization swoops in and gives them another 20 mil.
00:33:51.000 Al Jazeera, next thing that's coming from Qatar, Clock Boy's parents fell into some money.
00:33:55.000 Here, Jake!
00:33:56.000 Here you go!
00:33:58.000 Trying to be reasonable!
00:34:00.000 Here's one thing.
00:34:01.000 If I'm answering honestly, we've talked about this.
00:34:03.000 Listen, obviously some atrocities committed on both sides, but here's the deal.
00:34:07.000 When you're talking about settlers, about the United States more particularly, if no one ever came here, right, and they still had not domesticated horses, they didn't use the wheel.
00:34:14.000 I don't know if you know this, Blair.
00:34:15.000 This idea of the horseback, they didn't use the wheel when we came here.
00:34:19.000 This was the new world.
00:34:20.000 Give them Give him time.
00:34:21.000 Romans did.
00:34:22.000 Give him time.
00:34:23.000 Yeah, give him time.
00:34:24.000 They'd get there.
00:34:26.000 No contact, and a plane goes over now.
00:34:29.000 Guess what?
00:34:29.000 Someone's getting genocided.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, they did.
00:34:32.000 Okay, number seven.
00:34:36.000 Capitalism.
00:34:36.000 Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
00:34:40.000 This is a question number seven on a first date.
00:34:43.000 Who, at this point in the date, if you're still here at number seven, do you plow through just for the fun of it?
00:34:48.000 How hot is this person?
00:34:52.000 I mean, by the time you get to seven, like, you gotta be like a ten.
00:34:56.000 A straight up ten for me to still be at the table.
00:34:58.000 Yeah, you couldn't be hot enough, really.
00:35:01.000 You're right, I know.
00:35:01.000 I've already committed date rape just on principle at this point.
00:35:05.000 What?
00:35:06.000 You're an awful person.
00:35:08.000 It's a joke, everybody!
00:35:09.000 Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
00:35:11.000 That depends.
00:35:12.000 Does it apply to question number four with the sex workers?
00:35:15.000 Right, yeah.
00:35:16.000 I don't know.
00:35:17.000 Is that a story?
00:35:19.000 I didn't put these two together.
00:35:21.000 Yeah, take back question number four.
00:35:22.000 You know, here's one thing.
00:35:23.000 Regardless of your view, and I'm kind of a libertarian on that, but it does destroy lives, it basically, when you're saying, let's tax it and regulate sex work, you've effectively made us the pimp.
00:35:33.000 Yeah.
00:35:33.000 The taxpayer is now the pimp.
00:35:34.000 That's true.
00:35:34.000 That's all it is.
00:35:36.000 Yeah, but in that case, they'd be safe.
00:35:38.000 Well, yeah, because the taxpayer, we're the pimp.
00:35:40.000 We're slapping bitches.
00:35:43.000 With a Texas.
00:35:44.000 He knows.
00:35:44.000 Alright, do you think capitalism is exploitative?
00:35:46.000 I mean, at this point I'd be like, I guess bartender!
00:35:50.000 Yeah.
00:35:51.000 Another bottle of wine, please!
00:35:53.000 Okay, number eight.
00:35:53.000 This is okay, Blair.
00:35:55.000 Can any human be illegal?
00:35:59.000 Lord.
00:36:00.000 You can be an illegal immigrant.
00:36:02.000 That's the point.
00:36:03.000 They're always so hyperbolic, like you're an illegal human.
00:36:06.000 No, just you being here is illegal.
00:36:08.000 Right.
00:36:09.000 Kind of like you're not an illegal person, but your knife in the person's spleen is an illegal act.
00:36:14.000 Let's hear.
00:36:15.000 It's mind-boggling that borders are even a thing.
00:36:18.000 Totally.
00:36:19.000 So to call people aliens or illegal immigrants is just so inhumane and despicable.
00:36:23.000 Let's send you to the third world and see if you give a damn about any of these questions.
00:36:27.000 Just send me to try to survive.
00:36:29.000 I don't care about borders.
00:36:30.000 What was that, Blair?
00:36:31.000 If that's what boggles your mind, the existence of borders.
00:36:36.000 You're a little simple.
00:36:38.000 I mean, I just, I mean, I don't, here's the thing.
00:36:40.000 I understand there's some things where they might say, hey, it boggles the mind.
00:36:42.000 Like, right now, net neutrality.
00:36:45.000 I'm against the whole idea of net neutrality or the 2015 rules from Barack Obama.
00:36:49.000 I think most people don't understand them.
00:36:50.000 But I don't say it boggles the mind that anyone would support them.
00:36:53.000 But when someone just says, oh, it boggles the mind that you think your country should be a country.
00:36:59.000 I love this.
00:36:59.000 White Americans stole this land, colonized the land, created so many borders, pushed out killing enslaved people of color, and somehow they have their deaths.
00:37:06.000 At what point does intersectionality include the Africans who came over here and apparently built the country by themselves?
00:37:11.000 Yeah.
00:37:11.000 What point are they responsible?
00:37:13.000 This is intersectionality, right?
00:37:14.000 Oh my gosh.
00:37:14.000 At some point, they are the culprits, too.
00:37:16.000 Wait, the Africans who sold them, you mean?
00:37:18.000 No, the ones who came over here.
00:37:20.000 Intersectionality.
00:37:21.000 They helped.
00:37:22.000 They built America.
00:37:23.000 So at what point are not just white Americans...
00:37:24.000 They built a system.
00:37:25.000 That's a good point.
00:37:26.000 But then also, what about the African slave traders who sold them?
00:37:28.000 Yeah, even more responsibility.
00:37:30.000 How far does this go back?
00:37:31.000 I don't know.
00:37:32.000 And then at the end of the paragraph, it says, miss me with that bulls**t.
00:37:35.000 That's what I'm saying to this quiz.
00:37:39.000 This is the beauty of this intersectional LGBTQAIP, put it all under one umbrella, because they just act as though if you have to ask, you couldn't possibly understand.
00:37:49.000 You know they added a two?
00:37:52.000 For two-spirit, right?
00:37:54.000 They added the number two.
00:37:56.000 It's a meme at this point.
00:37:57.000 It's a cat walking across the street.
00:37:59.000 Okay.
00:38:06.000 All right.
00:38:06.000 Question number nine.
00:38:07.000 Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
00:38:11.000 What does that mean?
00:38:12.000 Do you support...
00:38:13.000 That's so broad.
00:38:14.000 Oh, let's read.
00:38:16.000 Straight from the lips of the broad.
00:38:17.000 In what way?
00:38:18.000 I'm sorry, I just read the second paragraph.
00:38:20.000 I can't think of any religion, any other religion, which has been vilified to lie about more than Islam in a cultural and systemic way.
00:38:27.000 I am not a Muslim, so I will stay in my lane.
00:38:28.000 But I cannot, yeah, I'm staying in my lane.
00:38:30.000 But I cannot imagine for a second.
00:38:32.000 You'd be claiming to be a feminist if I didn't stand in solidarity with my Muslim friends and family, especially now, especially after 9-11.
00:38:37.000 Hold on, I love this.
00:38:38.000 Don't waste your time and energy on dating someone who thinks that Islam is inherently violent or misogynistic.
00:38:44.000 It's because I read the book and I followed what Muhammad said.
00:38:47.000 Screw me for reading.
00:38:48.000 What if I just showed up?
00:38:49.000 What if a woman just showed up?
00:38:50.000 Let's say this is a man asking these questions.
00:38:52.000 What if a woman showed up to the date and, I don't know, just had like a pair of pliers on her neck, like Hellraiser.
00:38:58.000 So many were like, well, why do you have pliers?
00:38:59.000 Well, my dad makes me wear these.
00:39:01.000 You'd be like, that's unbelievable.
00:39:03.000 We'll just change it with our dad.
00:39:04.000 Is your dad jigsaw?
00:39:05.000 Yeah, my dad's pinhead.
00:39:06.000 No.
00:39:08.000 The irony is this person is so intersectional, but they actually don't support LGBT people in Muslim countries because they're sitting here denying that Islam is violent.
00:39:17.000 That's actually great.
00:39:20.000 Blair, let me ask you this.
00:39:22.000 How do you think you would fare in the great state of Palestine?
00:39:26.000 There is no state of Palestine, by the way.
00:39:29.000 I don't know, honey.
00:39:30.000 I don't think I could be doing YouTube, that's for sure.
00:39:32.000 No, I mean...
00:39:33.000 I think you'd get one YouTube video.
00:39:35.000 For no other reason, it would be an aerial shot of you.
00:39:37.000 Yeah, unfortunately.
00:39:38.000 Just because of the Wi-Fi.
00:39:39.000 They'd just be throwing you.
00:39:40.000 Okay, final question.
00:39:42.000 This is why I said I asked if you'd read the quiz.
00:39:46.000 Number 10.
00:39:47.000 Does your allyship, there's that word, include disabled folks?
00:39:52.000 All right, Blair.
00:39:54.000 Let's see how tolerant you are.
00:39:56.000 Allyship of what, though?
00:39:57.000 This is all so, like, broad.
00:39:59.000 Allyship of what?
00:40:00.000 Like, yes, I support disabled people.
00:40:03.000 I'm not an equal person.
00:40:05.000 Here's how it starts off.
00:40:06.000 As an able-bodied woman, again, I will stay in my lane, but...
00:40:10.000 Then do it.
00:40:11.000 She hasn't stayed in her lane at all.
00:40:14.000 Blinkers on!
00:40:16.000 This hoe is like swerving everywhere.
00:40:19.000 She's in the H-O-V lane.
00:40:20.000 She's like a person who puts the dummy head in the seat so she can go in the H-O-V lane.
00:40:23.000 No, no, no, I'm carpooling!
00:40:25.000 Oh no!
00:40:27.000 My doll's a negro!
00:40:28.000 No, no it's not.
00:40:30.000 Can't say that.
00:40:31.000 So you're saying blackface doll?
00:40:33.000 Pretty much is what I was saying.
00:40:36.000 You know, I don't know, it says be mindful of those who mock disabled people, that kind of cruelty is inexcusable.
00:40:41.000 I'm even going to go the other way.
00:40:41.000 Sometimes it's excusable.
00:40:43.000 Sometimes it's funny.
00:40:45.000 Sometimes it's funny!
00:40:46.000 It can be funny.
00:40:47.000 You ever seen a kid with rickets, like, back in the days?
00:40:49.000 You're like, that's just, he moves like a Muppet.
00:40:51.000 A little humorous.
00:40:52.000 You can benefit from a little capitalism, too.
00:40:54.000 A little capitalism.
00:40:55.000 That'll help him.
00:40:55.000 Capitalism.
00:40:56.000 Be good for him.
00:40:57.000 Eradicated.
00:40:57.000 Someone looking to exploit the rickets loophole where they can make a little bit of cash.
00:41:01.000 I prefer the word profit.
00:41:03.000 Yeah, but I know this guy who has, like, a messed up leg, and he waddles like a penguin.
00:41:06.000 I always tell him, because it's funny.
00:41:08.000 Does he laugh?
00:41:09.000 Sometimes.
00:41:12.000 Does he laugh like this?
00:41:13.000 Ah!
00:41:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:41:19.000 All right.
00:41:19.000 Okay, so final question, Blair.
00:41:20.000 We do have to go, and I know you're going to be, well, I can't say, but we have this big 16-hour livestream next week, and Blair may or may not be there.
00:41:25.000 Wink, wink.
00:41:26.000 What do you, these people, they're just intersectionality.
00:41:29.000 Obviously, it's really stemmed from the transgender thing.
00:41:31.000 That's where they've, like, they've latched on to it.
00:41:36.000 How frustrating is it for you to always have to say, yes, I'm trans, but, because I would assume you run into people who think you would agree with this all the time.
00:41:44.000 Do you stay in the lane, Blair?
00:41:45.000 It is frustrating.
00:41:46.000 I can't drive, okay?
00:41:47.000 I'm I'm definitely not in one lane.
00:41:50.000 But it is frustrating because it's like half of my existence on YouTube is like doing damage control.
00:41:55.000 It's like correcting people who are speaking for me who I never asked to speak for me.
00:42:00.000 So it's really frustrating.
00:42:02.000 Yeah, I can imagine.
00:42:04.000 All right.
00:42:04.000 Well, thank you, Blair, for being a good sport.
00:42:06.000 This is at everydayfeminism.com.
00:42:07.000 You know what?
00:42:08.000 Don't go there.
00:42:08.000 Don't give them your traffic.
00:42:09.000 But you can go to youtube.com slash BlairWhiteX or at MissBlairWhite.
00:42:15.000 I thought, I was hoping you'd be more outlandish in your answers, like, I don't know, cis male scum die, but...
00:42:22.000 Apparently you've been...
00:42:24.000 You pissed the wrong training for that.
00:42:25.000 I'm sorry.
00:42:27.000 Alright, thank you so much.
00:42:28.000 We have to go.
00:42:29.000 Clint Howard is banging on the door and he's out of his mind.
00:42:31.000 We have to go see him next.
00:42:32.000 We'll see you soon.
00:42:33.000 Bye guys Hey guys, Merry Christmas And I wanted to address the elephant in the room this year.
00:42:47.000 There's a lot of people that eat way too much soy.
00:42:51.000 They put soy in everything.
00:42:53.000 But...
00:42:54.000 I don't want them to not have a Christmas or a Christmas song.
00:42:59.000 So, I did a remake of an old classic just for them.
00:43:04.000 It's called The Twelve Triggers of Christmas.
00:43:07.000 And I'll do a shorter version.
00:43:10.000 This can be a little long.
00:43:13.000 On the first day of Christmas Something triggered me A straight couple with a family On the twelfth day of Christmas, something triggered me.
00:43:32.000 Twelve Christians praying, eleven good cops copping, ten trumps a-tweeting, nine men succeeding, eight comics joking, seven armed civilians, six Russians hacking, five whites with no guilt.
00:43:49.000 Four soy-less lattes, three full-time moms, two total genders, and a straight couple with a family.
00:44:01.000 Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:44:03.000 even the soy boys you're better at personal Oh, there you go.
00:44:15.000 You're better in person?
00:44:15.000 Yeah!
00:44:16.000 I did this.
00:44:16.000 This was a little for you.
00:44:17.000 This was for you more than the audience.
00:44:18.000 That's kind of a nipples move?
00:44:19.000 That's a nipples move.
00:44:21.000 Little Nicky.
00:44:21.000 I grew up with that little Nicky.
00:44:23.000 You know, not very well reviewed, but was very popular when I was in junior high.
00:44:26.000 Clint Howard, for those who don't know, here live in studio.
00:44:29.000 He's got nothing to plug.
00:44:30.000 I don't think you have anything.
00:44:31.000 I mean, you're Clint Howard.
00:44:32.000 What do we plug?
00:44:33.000 It's just like one of the longest catalogs in all of IMDb history.
00:44:37.000 You know, I haven't started becoming some sort of...
00:44:40.000 I'm a salesman, or I don't sell insurance, or I don't really have a website.
00:44:45.000 I do make snow globes, but they're hideously expensive.
00:44:48.000 So I wouldn't try to sell them to anybody because I charge $228,000.
00:44:54.000 Really?
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:56.000 Okay, it sounds like you're putting me on here.
00:44:58.000 You really sold any for that?
00:44:59.000 No, but if I just sell one...
00:45:02.000 If I just sell one, everything will be cool.
00:45:06.000 And you see, they can't really fly.
00:45:08.000 And you have them on your shirt, correct?
00:45:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:45:10.000 I got snow globes here.
00:45:12.000 You made those snow globes?
00:45:14.000 Yes, I make snow globes.
00:45:15.000 And let's see, what is that?
00:45:17.000 That's a snow globe inside of a snow globe.
00:45:18.000 And that's a clown.
00:45:19.000 And his name is Crappy with a K. Okay.
00:45:22.000 And he's going to the bathroom.
00:45:24.000 There's a commode.
00:45:25.000 And that's a guy in an ivory tower, Cecil.
00:45:28.000 Okay.
00:45:28.000 Now, do I have to ask, or let's just, what's the story behind the snow globes?
00:45:33.000 You know, I've always been kind of interested in keeping my hands busy and just being creative.
00:45:39.000 And I used to sort of paint and do multimedia stuff two-dimensionally, and it just came up something to do.
00:45:45.000 You know, I've had artificial hips, and I used to play a lot of golf.
00:45:50.000 And without playing golf, I kind of needed something to do.
00:45:52.000 So this was basically a garage project.
00:45:55.000 How many snow gloves do you have now?
00:45:56.000 Do you think you've made?
00:45:57.000 Oh, I've probably made 20-something.
00:45:59.000 I haven't made one in a while, but I've given a few away.
00:46:02.000 One, rest in peace.
00:46:04.000 Broke?
00:46:05.000 No, well, what happened is they become unglued.
00:46:09.000 They were the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:46:10.000 They were celebrating their championship, and they just came unglued from the base.
00:46:15.000 So floating Steelers...
00:46:16.000 The ball did or the Steelers came unglued?
00:46:18.000 The Steelers inside of the snow globe were floating.
00:46:22.000 They came unglued.
00:46:23.000 And then at that point, you know, you can't have floating, unglued Steelers.
00:46:28.000 So they look more like the Browns at that point.
00:46:29.000 Yes.
00:46:30.000 Yes.
00:46:32.000 Speaking of that, you know, you got to be a little careful about as you apply stuff, otherwise you don't want any floaties in your snow globes.
00:46:39.000 Well, then that's crappy commode gone wrong.
00:46:42.000 Yeah, crappy commode, you could get floaties.
00:46:44.000 That was a question.
00:46:45.000 Do you want floaties or not?
00:46:46.000 Now, one more thing.
00:46:47.000 I have a whirling dervish gathers no blood clots, snow globe, and it is a whirling dervish with one hand lopped off.
00:46:57.000 And it was an accident.
00:46:58.000 It was a dusting accident.
00:46:59.000 I had the whirling dervish.
00:47:01.000 He used to have two hands.
00:47:02.000 Okay.
00:47:02.000 But the hand got knocked off.
00:47:05.000 I've done horror movies.
00:47:06.000 I bloodied it.
00:47:07.000 I put it in a snow globe.
00:47:09.000 And he's like spinning around, bleeding to death because a whirling dervish gathers no blood clots.
00:47:13.000 We're not going to see that in a Christmas tree store anytime soon, I don't think.
00:47:15.000 No, but it's a prized possession of mine.
00:47:17.000 I can imagine.
00:47:18.000 Yeah.
00:47:18.000 If we had $208,000, we'd ask you to make one for the Lotto with Crowder.
00:47:23.000 I drive it to you.
00:47:25.000 That's one reason why it's so expensive.
00:47:28.000 Because I can't fly it, I physically would drive it to you.
00:47:31.000 So it's free vacations at that point.
00:47:33.000 Basically, we're paying for vacation time.
00:47:35.000 I would Uber.
00:47:37.000 If you bought a snow globe, I would kiss your...
00:47:41.000 We don't have that kind of cash, disposable cash, but that is fascinating.
00:47:45.000 Sell some more of these.
00:47:46.000 Yeah, sell some more of the Mutt Club's.
00:47:49.000 And all of a sudden, Hand Ed just doesn't seem that impressive.
00:47:51.000 And we'll close with the plug for Mutt Club.
00:47:53.000 Wow, you've done so much.
00:47:57.000 I mean, I know...
00:47:58.000 You tell us what you wanted to talk about here today, but I know, obviously, your dad recently passed.
00:48:03.000 Yeah, Rance Howard.
00:48:04.000 Rance Howard.
00:48:05.000 You know, I got to work with him, actually.
00:48:06.000 I might have something to plug, because I did a movie with him a couple of months ago.
00:48:12.000 I guess it's now been...
00:48:14.000 It's called Appleseed.
00:48:17.000 It's a movie about a guy who spends 50 years in prison and he gets out of prison and he goes on this kind of odyssey and he helps everybody that he sort of comes in contact with.
00:48:27.000 His journey is to his son's house.
00:48:30.000 And I play the son, and I'm like the only guy in the story that just isn't bowled over by this man because my memories of him are distorted because of the spit-stained, scratched-up plexiglass that I had to, you know, grow up.
00:48:44.000 And you worked on this with Rance Howard, with your dad.
00:48:47.000 What did he do on that?
00:48:49.000 He was number one on the call sheet.
00:48:51.000 Wow.
00:48:51.000 Yeah, no.
00:48:52.000 Dad worked a lot.
00:48:53.000 He was in a movie called Broken Memories towards the end.
00:48:56.000 He played an Alzheimer's patient.
00:48:58.000 He was in this Appleseed, and I got to work with him.
00:49:02.000 And Robbie Benson is in the movie.
00:49:04.000 Adrian Barbeau, I believe, is in the movie.
00:49:06.000 Tell the story that's fascinating.
00:49:07.000 Your dad, Rance Howard, goes from Oklahoma.
00:49:10.000 Right out there in the ranches of Oklahoma.
00:49:12.000 How does that come about?
00:49:13.000 Because that paved the way for you and your brother.
00:49:16.000 Yes.
00:49:16.000 Both Ron and I have certainly talked about it in terms of, I don't think we have the intestinal fortitude to do what he did or to break the chains and go from, you know, to make a move from Oklahoma, you know.
00:49:31.000 To Hollywood, let alone, I mean, Ron being able to be a storyteller and a producer of major things and people pay attention and just even entertaining.
00:49:40.000 Yeah.
00:49:41.000 No, dad's fortitude, I mean, he was a hick.
00:49:43.000 Yeah.
00:49:44.000 My dad grew up on a farm and he got the bug of acting when he was like in the sixth grade.
00:49:50.000 And, you know, in his high school, his counselor had no idea what Broadway was.
00:49:54.000 Right.
00:49:56.000 No idea.
00:49:57.000 He suggested the University of Oklahoma because they had a drama department.
00:50:00.000 And Dad went to the drama department and realized they were teaching theory.
00:50:04.000 They weren't teaching any practical how to make a living in show business.
00:50:08.000 Right.
00:50:09.000 So Dad, just as a 20-year-old, he went out from Oklahoma to New York, got a job as an usher in a movie theater, and he did have a break.
00:50:18.000 I mean, some people don't get breaks.
00:50:20.000 He got a job in the Broadway play Mr.
00:50:23.000 Roberts.
00:50:23.000 Well, some people don't get breaks, but obviously you said that fortitude and that kind of a work ethic, it lends itself to being the kind of guy who's there when the break can occur.
00:50:31.000 Well, you know, also, too, you know, listen, doing an autopsy of his life, I mean, he turned out to be a really, really good dude.
00:50:40.000 Right.
00:50:40.000 And he was selfless and...
00:50:43.000 You know, I mean, what he did for Ron and I to put our careers, and he didn't even really think of what we were doing as a career.
00:50:50.000 It was just an opportunity, you know, put some money in the bank.
00:50:53.000 He never spent a nickel of our money.
00:50:55.000 I mean, he raised us, he fed us, he clothed us, he thought all those things.
00:51:00.000 It wasn't like we were participating with our paychecks.
00:51:03.000 Right.
00:51:04.000 Just very unselfish.
00:51:06.000 He taught Lee Van Cleef how to ride.
00:51:08.000 Now, Lee Van Cleef had a lifetime of being probably Hollywood's greatest Western villain.
00:51:15.000 And Lee Van Cleef was in New York City, about dad's age, maybe a little older, and he had an audition for High Noon.
00:51:23.000 And he had checked all the boxes of what he could do.
00:51:26.000 You know, actors used to do that.
00:51:27.000 Can you tap dance?
00:51:28.000 Of course.
00:51:29.000 Right, right, yeah.
00:51:29.000 Can you ride a horse?
00:51:30.000 Of course.
00:51:31.000 Well, Lee Van Cleef had an audition for High Noon, and it was going to be down at the stables in Manhattan, in Central Park.
00:51:38.000 And he got nervous.
00:51:39.000 So this was still when he was in New York.
00:51:41.000 Oh, yeah.
00:51:41.000 Okay.
00:51:42.000 Yeah, Lee Van Cleef, they auditioned in high noon in New York.
00:51:45.000 Wow.
00:51:45.000 Okay.
00:51:46.000 And so dad took Lee Van Cleef down to the stables in Manhattan, you know, in Central Park for three or four times and had sessions where he taught him how to ride.
00:51:57.000 Lee Van Cleef got that part in high noon and Lee Van Cleef ended up having that career.
00:52:02.000 I wonder if there's someone out there right now who would be telling that story.
00:52:05.000 I remember when I saw Rance Howard and Lee Van Cleef riding horses in the middle of Central Park in a straitjacket in a padded room right now.
00:52:13.000 Sure you did.
00:52:14.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:52:16.000 They were competitors.
00:52:17.000 They were in the same business.
00:52:20.000 Now, listen, I'm not saying I wouldn't help a fellow actor.
00:52:24.000 However...
00:52:25.000 I think in life, and especially in Los Angeles, it's become a little more dog-eat-dog.
00:52:29.000 Absolutely.
00:52:30.000 I mean, I don't think Dad...
00:52:32.000 I mean, Lee may have paid for the rental horses, but nowadays it would be completely different.
00:52:38.000 Right.
00:52:38.000 I mean, listen, Dad would be wanting to know if he could get an audition, too.
00:52:42.000 Well, maybe not your dad.
00:52:45.000 That speaks to his character.
00:52:46.000 I mean, it's like in stand-up.
00:52:47.000 We were just talking about that during the break.
00:52:51.000 All my friends are like, oh man, it's a community.
00:52:53.000 Everyone supports each other.
00:52:53.000 I go, yeah, get a break, get a comedy special, and see how many of those people are still around.
00:52:58.000 In stand-up, it is brutal.
00:53:00.000 Try to get laughs on that open mic night when there's a bunch of unemployed comics standing around.
00:53:06.000 How hot's that audience gonna be?
00:53:09.000 You know, you see like all these top comedians, and of course we talk about from a liberal perspective, like Amy Schumer and all these people that are just super far left, and you go, really?
00:53:17.000 So you just all happen to be best friends, the top comics out there.
00:53:21.000 No, what happens is after they become successful, they're not as threatened, they have kind of their lane, and all of a sudden there's camaraderie.
00:53:28.000 But coming up, what about the guy who was the open mic-er, not Bill Burr when Louis C.K. was coming up?
00:53:32.000 You don't know about him.
00:53:33.000 People don't realize that when Louis C.K. was even headlining, there were six or seven other comics that were also in the mix there.
00:53:44.000 And they have sharp elbows.
00:53:47.000 It's also late at night.
00:53:49.000 And it's not the healthiest environment in the world.
00:53:51.000 It's a little like rock and roll.
00:53:53.000 Yeah.
00:53:53.000 Well, you know, plus he's masturbating in the green room, so that makes it a little uncomfortable.
00:53:57.000 Now, I didn't know that.
00:53:58.000 I've only heard of a little debauchery, not necessarily from him, but I've heard debauchery.
00:54:03.000 Oh, no, no.
00:54:04.000 That's what the women came for, and he said he did.
00:54:06.000 You mean while he was, like, breaking through as a comic?
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:09.000 Well, at this point he was relatively successful, but he would just be fondling.
00:54:13.000 He would be going to town in the green room and let people watch.
00:54:16.000 I couldn't imagine spanking it and then expecting to continue to have a career.
00:54:24.000 In public.
00:54:25.000 Spanking privately is one thing, but if you're spanking it in public, you have to accept the fact that eventually the dominoes are going to fall.
00:54:33.000 Well, it's an unwilling participant.
00:54:35.000 It's also just something that wouldn't occur to me.
00:54:36.000 She's like, look at it!
00:54:39.000 Wouldn't he be embarrassed?
00:54:41.000 You know, someone walked in on me naked, I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:44.000 He literally shuts the door behind him, like, look at this, does this do it for you?
00:54:46.000 They say no, and he continued.
00:54:49.000 Well, I don't know.
00:54:50.000 Listen, you know more than I do about these facts, and this is part of your business.
00:54:54.000 You're going to have to take my word for it.
00:54:55.000 I try to avoid even thinking too much about it, because really, when you do think about it, it's really sick.
00:55:02.000 Well, it is sick.
00:55:03.000 And you know what's funny?
00:55:04.000 You've played like we've talked about.
00:55:05.000 You've done some out there roles, right?
00:55:07.000 People, you're kind of known for that.
00:55:08.000 Fiction.
00:55:08.000 Yeah, fiction.
00:55:09.000 Fiction.
00:55:09.000 But the reality in the entertainment industry, you know, we've talked about this a lot when you deal with, they say, well, there's a rape culture.
00:55:14.000 There's this idea of, you know, people are so unhappy and that's what you see in nearly every film.
00:55:19.000 Well, the rape culture really only exists in a few places and Hollywood is one of them.
00:55:22.000 It's not out there in Oklahoma, the same effect.
00:55:24.000 But is this something you kind of knew about as an open secret for a long time?
00:55:29.000 Well, no.
00:55:30.000 First of all, no, I was kept fairly naive by my parents.
00:55:33.000 Not naive, but I think they allowed me to be kids as long as possible in terms of learning about that stuff, about bullying in the workplace.
00:55:42.000 I mean, when you really think about it, there's somebody of power that somebody potentially could be hiring.
00:55:46.000 He almost never is not at work.
00:55:49.000 Right.
00:55:50.000 And so if he makes a move on somebody, or even if that woman thinks he's making a move on her with the illusion that it might include employment, we have a serious litigation issue here.
00:56:02.000 Right.
00:56:02.000 So anyway, it's like it can be a sticky wicket.
00:56:05.000 There have always been alpha dogs.
00:56:07.000 Sticky dream room, yeah.
00:56:08.000 There's always been alpha dogs.
00:56:09.000 Right.
00:56:10.000 In the insurance business, you want a job.
00:56:13.000 Are you angling for an insurance job?
00:56:15.000 You've mentioned that a few times here.
00:56:17.000 Liberty Mutual?
00:56:20.000 Actually, insurance is kind of part of my game these days.
00:56:23.000 Well, okay.
00:56:24.000 We'll get that in the lower third.
00:56:26.000 But were you surprised with the Weinstein and as the allegations just kind of started coming out, was it something that surprised you?
00:56:33.000 No.
00:56:33.000 You mean that people do doggish things like what apparently Bill Cosby may have done?
00:56:39.000 Yeah.
00:56:39.000 No, that didn't surprise me.
00:56:40.000 We still have to say alleged, but, I mean, we're talking about like...
00:56:42.000 Well, yeah, and well, I wasn't there, and I haven't seen evidence or anything.
00:56:45.000 Right.
00:56:45.000 But, listen, when I was in my early 20s, I heard that Mr.
00:56:50.000 Cosby, I believe the term dog, was used as a sort of not-so-affectionate nickname for him.
00:56:55.000 Yeah.
00:56:56.000 So, it's not something that is just...
00:56:58.000 You know, now, the fact that there may or may not have been, like, drugs kind of mixed in there to sort of help lubricate the situation, that's really sick.
00:57:05.000 Right.
00:57:05.000 But just even a middle-aged man out, you know, kind of trolling, that's just something that's just not quite copacetic.
00:57:12.000 Did you ever have anyone, like, try and, you know, take advantage of you?
00:57:15.000 No.
00:57:16.000 No?
00:57:16.000 In a sense of even just, like, come on to you?
00:57:18.000 I've had that with, like, gay wardrobe people grabbing my ass.
00:57:21.000 I've talked about that before.
00:57:22.000 Pretty common.
00:57:22.000 I'll tell you what, I did recognize the first gay man that I worked with.
00:57:27.000 I was 14 years old, and he didn't do anything.
00:57:30.000 He was a wardrobe guy, and his name was Dyke.
00:57:34.000 And, you know, he was a nice guy.
00:57:38.000 And he never made a move.
00:57:39.000 He never, genitalia, nothing, no brush, nothing.
00:57:42.000 Right.
00:57:43.000 But he's a trainee now, I'm sure.
00:57:44.000 Now he's switched genders.
00:57:46.000 Well, I don't know.
00:57:47.000 Old Dyke, he was a good guy.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:49.000 But Old Dyke certainly spent too much time about urinating in the shower when you have cold water hitting you.
00:57:55.000 Yeah.
00:57:57.000 Well, it is an industry where, listen, you've got to keep your head in a swivel.
00:58:00.000 And we've had some people going like, listen, of course this doesn't surprise us.
00:58:04.000 We know this has been going on for a long time.
00:58:05.000 I think, obviously, like you said, you started working so young, too.
00:58:09.000 You were somewhat shielded from it in the sense that you had great parents.
00:58:12.000 And by the time you were old enough, they didn't have the same kind of leverage.
00:58:15.000 Like, hey, Clint, if you want to work in this industry, come on over to the Weinstein Bouncy Hub.
00:58:19.000 Well, yeah, you see...
00:58:21.000 I don't think it happens every time.
00:58:23.000 Sure.
00:58:23.000 And I don't think...
00:58:24.000 I mean, listen, if somebody would have taken a liking to me...
00:58:28.000 I think having good parents.
00:58:30.000 I don't believe my parents ever put me in a position where I could have been manipulated.
00:58:33.000 That's a good way to put it.
00:58:35.000 That's parents who do a good job in the industry.
00:58:37.000 We were children.
00:58:38.000 I mean, if that happens...
00:58:40.000 Now, I know actresses that were juveniles.
00:58:43.000 And I don't want to get names.
00:58:44.000 But I know that they, in their minds, or the reality is, there were older filmmakers that had...
00:58:52.000 With no argument you could say they took advantage of them.
00:58:55.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:58:56.000 So, I mean, that's just wrong, but that's human nature.
00:58:59.000 Listen, I know...
00:58:59.000 It's human nature, but you add the fame filter.
00:59:01.000 And you know this, people treat you very, very differently.
00:59:04.000 You know, if you meet someone who doesn't know who Clint Howard is, you know, by a stroke of luck, they treat you differently from someone who's at Comic-Con, right?
00:59:11.000 It's just, there's a psychology with it.
00:59:14.000 It's an entirely different relationship right off the bat.
00:59:17.000 Predators have power.
00:59:19.000 And when a predator is a powerful person, and a predator being somebody that comes on.
00:59:26.000 Right, right, right.
00:59:27.000 A predator, when powerful, the victim will fear.
00:59:34.000 Sure.
00:59:36.000 When they're an ingenue.
00:59:38.000 Hey, listen, there's no denying that, oh, he touched me.
00:59:42.000 I'm sexually harassed.
00:59:43.000 Right, yeah.
00:59:44.000 I mean, listen, you don't think that getting publicity at the advantage of some...
00:59:49.000 Exactly, and that shortchanges the actual victims when you just have someone saying like, oh, you know, you could have accused our makeup artist of sexually harassing you because they had to get all up in there when...
00:59:58.000 Just yesterday.
00:59:59.000 I've got one.
01:00:01.000 I'll tell you in a couple of years before I get sued.
01:00:04.000 But I've got a good one about makeup, green makeup, and slow erotic dancing.
01:00:10.000 Oh, you told us.
01:00:11.000 Yeah.
01:00:11.000 We can't say it on air, though.
01:00:13.000 No, no.
01:00:13.000 Okay, but on the flip side, take that in a softer approach, and we do have to get going.
01:00:17.000 Softer green?
01:00:20.000 But it's not sexual harassment, but that kind of position of power.
01:00:23.000 You talked about this in the industry with Trump and the conservative issue this last election.
01:00:27.000 That happens as well as, well, listen, we're lording the power over you.
01:00:30.000 If you don't think the right way, you're not allowed at the cool kids club.
01:00:35.000 Again, you're beyond it because you have such a catalog of work.
01:00:38.000 You think I'm beyond it.
01:00:39.000 So you've experienced that still?
01:00:41.000 Well, experienced it.
01:00:42.000 It's a factor.
01:00:43.000 It's just, you know, now, listen...
01:00:47.000 I would not go over to any executive's house knowing that there was going to be debauchery and sodomy or whatever.
01:00:56.000 I just would choose not to.
01:00:58.000 I think that's under the general debauchery umbrella.
01:01:01.000 But there are kids, there are young actors or actresses that would gamble.
01:01:07.000 And even if, you know, here's a chance for me to make it in my career.
01:01:12.000 Right.
01:01:13.000 It won't be so bad.
01:01:15.000 I don't mean literally getting shtuped, but being in an uncomfortable situation, they take a gamble.
01:01:22.000 I know that, of course, and I'm saying you think it goes even a step further.
01:01:26.000 So if they're willing to take that kind of a gamble, if they're anything even remotely right of far left, you keep your mouth shut if you want to work, if you're a young kid.
01:01:35.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:36.000 You mean like if some pervert took a pass at you?
01:01:38.000 No, no.
01:01:38.000 I'm talking about politics now, the Trump factor.
01:01:40.000 I'm saying we go way far.
01:01:41.000 We have sexual harassment lording power.
01:01:43.000 But I remember people inviting me to an Obama fundraiser.
01:01:45.000 I'll say it now.
01:01:46.000 It was three arts.
01:01:47.000 It was three arts.
01:01:48.000 We were sitting down.
01:01:48.000 We were looking at different management.
01:01:50.000 And I said, no, thanks.
01:01:52.000 And then questions came, and they were furious.
01:01:55.000 Well, okay, then they probably would have been bad management to begin with.
01:01:59.000 Right.
01:02:00.000 Listen, and you know what?
01:02:01.000 I did not call Barry until his presidency was over.
01:02:06.000 I have a respect for, you know, the office.
01:02:10.000 He was Obama, but, you know, I did a snow globe about Barry.
01:02:14.000 Yeah.
01:02:15.000 And he's got kind of a bruised chin.
01:02:17.000 And it's just not that it's a huge political statement.
01:02:20.000 It might be some jelly or it might be a bruising.
01:02:22.000 But there's no crappy commode in there with him, right?
01:02:24.000 But he's a bobblehead, though.
01:02:27.000 But it wasn't until after, you know, he was president, or after he stopped being president.
01:02:33.000 Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's no secret that obviously you're one of the more outspoken sort of conservatives in Hollywood, because at this point, you are who you are.
01:02:39.000 You and Gary.
01:02:40.000 The cloth's cut.
01:02:41.000 Yeah.
01:02:41.000 For young people, I would say, and my dad always said this, Keep the politics.
01:02:48.000 Your job is not politics.
01:02:50.000 Your job is to entertain.
01:02:51.000 Right.
01:02:51.000 And so for somebody starting out, regardless of right or wrong, conviction is one thing, and religious conviction, spiritual conviction is one thing.
01:03:01.000 But you'd be doing yourself a favor in the business if you kept your mouth shut.
01:03:06.000 Yes, exactly.
01:03:07.000 Unless you're in a green room with Louis C.K. and you want to move up the stand-up ladder, then wide open.
01:03:11.000 Double stick tape!
01:03:12.000 Right.
01:03:15.000 That goes back to the green paint story.
01:03:19.000 Top stick is the really good quality car.
01:03:22.000 All right, we'll be back.
01:03:23.000 Clint, Howard, thank you so much for being here, sir.
01:03:25.000 It's been a pleasure.
01:03:27.000 My hands are cold.
01:03:28.000 And seriously, you're dancing with that?
01:03:30.000 You're good.
01:03:30.000 I'm good.
01:03:31.000 We'll do it on the way out.
01:03:32.000 Christmas time is the time.
01:03:42.000 I love a little family drama.
01:03:57.000 I mean, your brother really embarrassed you.
01:04:02.000 And he didn't do s**t!
01:04:07.000 Don't stop on my account.
01:04:10.000 Did you finish the song?
01:04:13.000 You gonna finish the song?
01:04:16.000 Or you?
01:04:19.000 Let's stay with you.
01:04:22.000 Finish the song for me.
01:04:24.000 I love a little Christmas cheer.
01:04:31.000 Finish the song.
01:04:37.000 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree, I'll...
01:04:41.000 Ah!
01:04:41.000 Oh!
01:04:42.000 Oh!
01:04:43.000 Good night.
01:06:02.000 Really?
01:06:03.000 I went down to their gift shop and I spoke with Twanto.
01:06:09.000 And he told me what it was like.
01:06:11.000 And then I had dinner with him at the Chop House in the traditional Indian garb.
01:06:18.000 Levi's.
01:06:18.000 So self-important.
01:06:20.000 Which I appreciate.
01:06:21.000 Clint Howard is a lot of fun.
01:06:22.000 Clint Howard, a lot of fun.
01:06:23.000 By the way, behind the scenes...
01:06:25.000 Also a lot of fun.
01:06:26.000 He is a handful.
01:06:28.000 Oh, gosh.
01:06:29.000 He's all over.
01:06:30.000 He's exactly what you'd expect.
01:06:31.000 He's very...
01:06:31.000 The thing is, he's really sharp.
01:06:33.000 He's very smart.
01:06:34.000 When he zones in.
01:06:35.000 Yeah.
01:06:35.000 But when he doesn't feel like it, when he's just sort of relaxed, it's just like, and this.
01:06:38.000 And it's like a ping pong ball.
01:06:39.000 You're like, whoa, hold on.
01:06:40.000 It's like flubber.
01:06:41.000 I'm thinking of my bathtub.
01:06:42.000 You're like, yeah.
01:06:42.000 He sent...
01:06:43.000 He sent my dad.
01:06:44.000 Your dad.
01:06:45.000 So many pictures of him in a hot tub.
01:06:46.000 It was like a...
01:06:47.000 It was a documentary of his travels.
01:06:49.000 Yeah.
01:06:50.000 And photos that would have made Ron Jeremy blush.
01:06:53.000 Yeah.
01:06:53.000 Like...
01:06:55.000 It was weird.
01:06:55.000 But it wasn't at all in a sexual thing.
01:06:57.000 It was really weird.
01:06:57.000 It was like, oh, this is Clint.
01:06:58.000 No, this is just Clint.
01:06:59.000 This is just Clint.
01:07:00.000 So, speaking of which, next week, all of your crowd are favorites.
01:07:03.000 We'll bring up the card here when we talk about our going to be on the live stream.
01:07:06.000 16-hour CNN live stream and the series premiere of a YouTube carol.
01:07:10.000 Yes.
01:07:10.000 The story of Ebenezer YouTube redemption, YouTube Christmas past, present, future, where they're going.
01:07:15.000 Will he get it right with his covetous, sinful, censoring ways?
01:07:19.000 Sinful bag.
01:07:20.000 We'll see.
01:07:21.000 We will see.
01:07:23.000 We probably won't.
01:07:26.000 It's funny, we were just talking about this kind of with Clint.
01:07:28.000 He was just mentioning, and you were talking about this, how his parents shielded him from kind of the filth of Hollywood.
01:07:32.000 Yeah, I thought it was very interesting.
01:07:33.000 I thought it was very cool.
01:07:34.000 You don't hear it very often.
01:07:36.000 You hear a lot of kids who were just royally screwed in Hollywood.
01:07:42.000 Oh yeah, and now we turn a blind eye into it when it's Chaz, what's Chaz, not Chaz, I am Jazz.
01:07:48.000 I am Jazz.
01:07:49.000 Chaz is a tranny.
01:07:50.000 Jazz is a tranny.
01:07:51.000 The Az tranny gang.
01:07:53.000 The Zs.
01:07:53.000 I think they really like the Zs.
01:07:55.000 They really like the Zs.
01:07:56.000 It has a little bzazz.
01:07:57.000 Well, the Z. They also want to use Z pronouns.
01:07:59.000 Maybe there's a tie in there.
01:08:00.000 I have no idea.
01:08:01.000 I never even thought of this before.
01:08:02.000 We're blowing the lid wide open!
01:08:03.000 I know.
01:08:04.000 It's the Z chromosomes.
01:08:05.000 Think about it.
01:08:05.000 Now we should ignore it.
01:08:06.000 We knew it was Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.
01:08:08.000 I Am Jazz is going to have sex change.
01:08:11.000 It had a sex change operation.
01:08:12.000 Now couldn't actually do it successfully because there wasn't enough material to make a fake vagina.
01:08:16.000 No one wants to talk about how this is exploiting a child.
01:08:20.000 No.
01:08:20.000 Because it's still not cool.
01:08:22.000 It wasn't cool back then.
01:08:23.000 It's not cool now.
01:08:24.000 It was never cool for parents to shield.
01:08:26.000 I guarantee you the kids on set were Clint...
01:08:28.000 And Ron were there?
01:08:29.000 They probably thought they were nerds.
01:08:31.000 Yeah, they thought they were losers.
01:08:32.000 Yeah, which is funny because it's coming full circle now where the people who are honest with themselves, I think, are waking up to see that.
01:08:38.000 You tie that in with Mike Pence, who was mocked, what, eight months ago?
01:08:42.000 Yeah.
01:08:42.000 For all the comments about being loyal to his wife and not being caught one-on-one with a woman where his accusations could even be taken seriously.
01:08:50.000 Right.
01:08:51.000 And mocked.
01:08:52.000 Mocked, mocked, mocked.
01:08:54.000 I'm sure Clint Howard was mocked.
01:08:55.000 Because it wasn't cool.
01:08:55.000 It wasn't cool.
01:08:56.000 It wasn't cool.
01:08:57.000 Mike Pence, what a dork.
01:08:58.000 Yeah, what a loser.
01:09:00.000 Bet you no one comes out in the case of rape in a room because no one was there.
01:09:04.000 Or what a super predator because he can't be around women.
01:09:06.000 Right, exactly.
01:09:07.000 But I think honest people are realizing that, oh, people with some standards and some freaking values may have had it right.
01:09:14.000 Well, you know what?
01:09:15.000 I think a lot of the, if you look at the alt-right and sort of Trump, no one cares about your principles or your values.
01:09:19.000 Actually, turns out half of the people who you thought were your buddies do with Roy Moore.
01:09:24.000 Roy Moore.
01:09:24.000 Wasn't really cool with the Trump thing to say, you know what, this really isn't going to play well.
01:09:28.000 Yeah, just so much winning.
01:09:29.000 Winning, winning, winning.
01:09:30.000 Who cares?
01:09:31.000 No one cares.
01:09:31.000 Turns out a lot of people care.
01:09:32.000 Wasn't cool to say.
01:09:33.000 I remember at that point it caught so much flack.
01:09:35.000 I said, listen, I think he's better than Hillary.
01:09:36.000 Absolutely.
01:09:37.000 But if he said that about my wife, I would kick his ass.
01:09:39.000 Wasn't cool to say that.
01:09:40.000 Well, guess what?
01:09:40.000 45% of people who showed up for Trump didn't show up for Roy Moore.
01:09:45.000 Sometimes it's not cool.
01:09:46.000 Sometimes the right thing is not cool.
01:09:47.000 When I was on set, I remember DW on Arthur.
01:09:49.000 It was a boy who did the voice of DW. I won't say which one.
01:09:52.000 I felt deceived.
01:09:54.000 He just made fun of me.
01:09:56.000 I was 12.
01:09:57.000 I was 12.
01:09:58.000 And he was 13.
01:09:59.000 And he was just smoking weed.
01:10:02.000 Just what a dork.
01:10:03.000 Because my parents were really also pretty protective of me when I was on set as a kid.
01:10:06.000 I was on set quite a bit.
01:10:07.000 And it was not cool.
01:10:09.000 It was not cool at all.
01:10:10.000 Not cool for Mike Pence to do that.
01:10:12.000 Not cool.
01:10:12.000 This is another thing.
01:10:13.000 People say, oh man, you're an idiot.
01:10:14.000 You know what?
01:10:15.000 I just take every issue individually.
01:10:18.000 Of course you take every issue individually.
01:10:20.000 That's how you become someone with principles.
01:10:22.000 And then you find out which worldview lines up with your principles.
01:10:26.000 No worldview lines up 100% with all of your principles.
01:10:29.000 No political party does.
01:10:30.000 Hell, not even any religion out there does.
01:10:33.000 But when you take every issue individually, you say, okay, this is my list of non-negotiables.
01:10:39.000 And it's not cool because we don't like labels, man.
01:10:42.000 We'll vote D. Ted Kennedy?
01:10:44.000 Yeah.
01:10:44.000 Kill the chick?
01:10:45.000 Doesn't matter.
01:10:45.000 D. D. D. For 40 years.
01:10:48.000 You take your list and you line it up with who is closest to your list.
01:10:52.000 In this case, yeah.
01:10:53.000 Put it this way.
01:10:53.000 I've always said, I'll never vote for a Democrat.
01:10:55.000 I'm not a registered Republican.
01:10:56.000 I don't think I am.
01:10:58.000 Really?
01:10:58.000 No, I don't think I was in the last state because of the primary laws.
01:11:02.000 But still, I'm very open about it.
01:11:04.000 Well, you're too much of an ideologue.
01:11:06.000 Really?
01:11:06.000 Well, what do you believe?
01:11:07.000 Well, I don't know.
01:11:08.000 I think it's okay.
01:11:08.000 But then I think Roy Moore is kind of a dick.
01:11:10.000 And, you know, I support the net neutrality.
01:11:12.000 And I think the death tax is a good idea.
01:11:14.000 But I don't, you know, because who needs more than $11 million?
01:11:17.000 Oh, yeah, you're really taking issues individually.
01:11:19.000 Yeah.
01:11:19.000 Really, you're thinking of this world through the lens critically, Plato.
01:11:25.000 It amazes me.
01:11:26.000 It's not cool at all to have a worldview.
01:11:28.000 It's not cool to be an ideologue when everyone who's ever been successful, ever!
01:11:33.000 Has had an ideology, whether it's sports, whether it's politics, whether it's philosophy, whether it's the realm of intelligentsia, even if it's a philosophy, some kind of worldview to your work approach.
01:11:44.000 Here's something I find really interesting, and I hear this more and more.
01:11:46.000 We heard it the other day from somebody.
01:11:47.000 I won't name who it was, but it was someone who identified as a liberal.
01:11:50.000 But they said, but don't worry, I'm an open-minded liberal.
01:11:53.000 I think at one point in time, that used to be assumed by liberals that, hey, they were the open-minded ones, conservatives were the dogmatic.
01:12:02.000 I don't know why they say that, though.
01:12:16.000 You know why they say that?
01:12:17.000 They say, I'm liberal, but I'm open-minded.
01:12:19.000 You know why I say that?
01:12:19.000 Because for the longest time, it was really uncool to be conservative.
01:12:23.000 Yeah.
01:12:23.000 Right?
01:12:23.000 So if you just say, oh, I'm open-minded, people go, oh, okay, so you're libertarian.
01:12:26.000 You're one of the cool ones, yeah.
01:12:27.000 You're conservative.
01:12:27.000 No, no, no, I'm a liberal.
01:12:28.000 I'm a liberal.
01:12:29.000 I'm not a freak show.
01:12:30.000 Because they don't want to be one of the uncool kids.
01:12:32.000 That's why I always hated the term libertarian.
01:12:33.000 As I'm a libertarian conservative to describe my views, I certainly would be much more libertarian than many people out there who claim to be libertarian.
01:12:39.000 But Bill Maher, Greg Gutfeld, and Glenn Beck all claim to be libertarian, so it doesn't mean anything anymore.
01:12:44.000 Let's say I'm more libertarian in my views of limited government, but I'm a conservative.
01:12:47.000 I would go out of my way to say that because I knew it was trying to shuck the uncool label of conservative.
01:12:52.000 That's uncool.
01:12:53.000 You know what's really uncool?
01:12:54.000 To have no idea what it is that you believe.
01:12:57.000 To me, the death tax was so simple.
01:12:59.000 We talked about that earlier this week, and someone actually said this.
01:13:02.000 They said net neutrality, the death tax is such a great example of how Stephen's either A, a sheep, B, a shell, or C is too much of an ideologue to see his own party's BS. No one needs more than $11 million in a death tax.
01:13:15.000 Okay, hold on a second.
01:13:16.000 First off...
01:13:17.000 Yeah, the big death tax has paid me off.
01:13:20.000 I mean, who pays you off for the death tax?
01:13:23.000 Who would be the adversary to the death tax aside from people who want to pass on their financial legacy to their children?
01:13:30.000 But here's something that's really simple.
01:13:32.000 And this can only be a response when you have a worldview.
01:13:34.000 I just say, well, how do you prepare for the change of my mind?
01:13:36.000 You know what?
01:13:36.000 It's simple when you're okay with the fact that you have an ideology.
01:13:39.000 My ideology means that all men are created equal.
01:13:42.000 They're free.
01:13:43.000 The government doesn't have the right to tell you what you can or can't do in your own home, what you can say.
01:13:47.000 It doesn't have the right to tell you if you can or can't defend yourself.
01:13:49.000 It doesn't have the right to take your stuff.
01:13:51.000 It doesn't have the right to take more than half your stuff after it's already taxed you for half your stuff.
01:13:54.000 But this person said, who needs $11 million?
01:13:56.000 Especially when those lazy kids haven't earned it.
01:13:58.000 Big death tax.
01:13:59.000 It's just Green Reaper in a suit.
01:14:00.000 But think of this for a second.
01:14:02.000 Especially with those, especially with the kids haven't earned, you know, Republicans, but you always about earned.
01:14:07.000 The kids didn't earn it.
01:14:08.000 Neither did you.
01:14:12.000 You wouldn't be able to understand this.
01:14:14.000 Is it dogmatic to think, hey, listen, yeah, my kids didn't earn that money.
01:14:19.000 Maybe my kids were raised with a silver spoon.
01:14:21.000 Who knows?
01:14:21.000 Maybe my kids are wealthy.
01:14:22.000 They also happen to be really good kids.
01:14:24.000 But they didn't earn it.
01:14:26.000 Neither did you, Mr.
01:14:27.000 Wants to take 65% or 68%, depending if it's Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton.
01:14:31.000 So this comes down to your ideology.
01:14:33.000 It comes down to a really uncool being an ideologue.
01:14:37.000 Who deserves it more, my children or Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
01:14:42.000 You're picking somebody who hasn't earned it, but it's not cool.
01:14:47.000 It's not cool to sit down and say, oh, because I am a conservative...
01:14:51.000 I think that's wrong.
01:14:52.000 Oh, you know what?
01:14:53.000 Because I am a conservative, because I have these principles, ah, if Roy Moore, if Roy Moore sexually assaulted someone, I have a problem with it.
01:15:00.000 Now you have that with the alt-right, right?
01:15:01.000 They go after you.
01:15:02.000 They go, oh, no, your conservative principles are dying.
01:15:04.000 Remember that?
01:15:05.000 Yeah.
01:15:05.000 Remember all these people are going after Ben Shapiro and myself?
01:15:09.000 Oh, you're going to die with your principles.
01:15:10.000 No, now you're dying when you abandon the principles.
01:15:13.000 You see what happens.
01:15:14.000 It's not cool to shield your kid as Clint's parents.
01:15:17.000 It's not cool to say I'm not going out with women who aren't my wife.
01:15:20.000 It's not cool to say you're a conservative.
01:15:21.000 It's not cool to say that you have a religious worldview, but sometimes it's the best thing.
01:15:26.000 You know what really isn't cool?
01:15:27.000 This is one thing, too.
01:15:28.000 It's really not cool to work hard.
01:15:32.000 Think about that.
01:15:32.000 The whole idea of cool is being nonchalant.
01:15:34.000 In any sport, right, you'd have these kids who would want to end zone dance or throw the ball.
01:15:38.000 Remember when I played sports as a kid?
01:15:39.000 Before they got good.
01:15:41.000 When I was competing in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, you would have these kids come in with all of the geese and the new gear, and they would just walk up and try and be like, listen, man, it's about flowing, about being relaxed, and they would get smoked.
01:15:51.000 From the uncool kid who spent 20 hours a week drilling one move.
01:15:56.000 It's not cool.
01:15:57.000 It doesn't look awesome.
01:15:58.000 It's not the slam dunk, stick your tongue out at the camera, but you're a Clydesdale.
01:16:03.000 You're putting the work in.
01:16:03.000 Usually the uncool thing is the right thing.
01:16:07.000 As a matter of fact, almost always, and it's not just to be contrarian, almost always if something is labeled cool, it's wrong.
01:16:14.000 I mean, from torn Levi's to MC Hammer.
01:16:19.000 To stupid your girlfriend.
01:16:21.000 To share.
01:16:22.000 To being gender, non-binary, LGBTQ, AAIP, and a number two.
01:16:26.000 We're going to look back on this trend and say, remember when that was cool?
01:16:29.000 Man, we were really dumb.
01:16:30.000 So don't give a rat's ass about cool.
01:16:32.000 Stop thinking about cool.
01:16:33.000 We're looking at all these stories through the prism of cool, and that's what's so ironic is you're an ideologue.
01:16:39.000 Really?
01:16:39.000 Your ideology is trying to be cool.
01:16:42.000 And then you say, keep it real, bruh.
01:16:44.000 Really?
01:16:45.000 Keep it real, bruh, as long as it's within this context of cool.
01:16:48.000 Well, I'm keeping it real.
01:16:49.000 I'm keeping it real.
01:16:50.000 I don't go out to dinner with someone alone who's not my wife.
01:16:54.000 Loser?
01:16:54.000 Eh, you know what?
01:16:55.000 I'll take loser.
01:16:56.000 I'll take uncool loser over a lifetime of being a loser.
01:17:00.000 But hey, you're one cool losing bastard.
01:17:03.000 See you next week.
01:17:04.000 That is December 21st, Thursday, 16-hour live stream CNN. That's torturous.
01:17:09.000 Worse than waterborne.
01:17:10.000 That's why we're doing it.