Louder with Crowder - #280 GOVT SHUTDOWN ARMAGEDDON! Roaming Millennial and Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder

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00:01:56.000 So glad to be with you. We were in Virginia Tech.

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00:02:02.000 Great guest. Roaming Millennial and we have the Hodge twins who are always entertaining. 0.76

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00:02:09.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay. 0.98

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00:02:23.000 I appreciate it. Mostly. At G. Morgan Jr.

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00:02:28.000 What's the one of the day? You didn't take me to Virginia Tech.

00:02:30.000 We didn't take you to Virginia Tech, and with good reason.

00:02:33.000 Paul Meyer Jason. Because, like, right now, for example, I asked you a question, which you did not answer on the answer.

00:02:36.000 Paul Meyer Jason Pinot Noir.

00:02:37.000 Paul. Paul Meyer. Paul Meyer.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, that's who he is now. We also have, was at our show, helping with research and overlays, at Sven Computer.

00:02:46.000 Doing well? Hello, beep-beep.

00:02:47.000 Yeah. Happy to be here. By the way, at Sven Computer soiled himself at Virginia Tech.

00:02:50.000 No joke. No joke.

00:02:52.000 That's slanderous. I'm not nervous at all.

00:02:57.000 I'm not nervous. And I'm sitting there like, well, there's hundreds and hundreds.

00:03:00.000 I'm not nervous. And then he gets out. I better look at my shoes.

00:03:02.000 Oh, look. They're vets now.

00:03:03.000 I think I shit myself, beep-beep. 0.98

00:03:05.000 That's awesome. You will consult Bill Richmond? 0.99

00:03:07.000 Yep. Sorry, he doesn't work with Krauts.

00:03:08.000 All right, you must go. So, question of the day.

00:03:11.000 We're going, everyone's talking about FISA, everyone's talking about the budget that was, okay, we'll talk about that, but we mainly want to talk about Prime Minister Trudeau, and obviously he did the people kind comment recently, so we went back to the archives and just looked at the worst, most cringeworthy, so we have a top five on Trudeau, but let me ask you this.

00:03:29.000 Hint, it was hard to choose. Yes, it was very, very difficult.

00:03:32.000 I had to cool it down. There's no winner, really.

00:03:35.000 There's no top five. It's a low light.

00:03:37.000 Less of a high light. This is a question.

00:03:39.000 Remove your political goggles for a second.

00:03:41.000 Who do you genuinely think is more mockable?

00:03:44.000 I think even if you're North Korean, and they ask Kim Jong-un, you have to be like... 0.92

00:03:49.000 Okay, yeah, I get it.

00:03:50.000 I can see how you think he's a character.

00:03:53.000 You know? Like, Trudeau or President Donald Trump?

00:03:56.000 Obviously, President Donald Trump has some gaffes, but Trudeau just uses social justice warrior lexicons.

00:04:02.000 Like, ones that we didn't even... A lexicon that I don't even think the social justice warrior lexicon publishers knew existed.

00:04:09.000 Unironically. If you're just going to take someone and run a highlight and say, I'm not going to write anything to make fun...

00:04:15.000 Just listen to him.

00:04:16.000 Who do you think is more embarrassing?

00:04:18.000 Yeah. Who do you think runs the country?

00:04:19.000 Yes, exactly. That's actually a good point.

00:04:22.000 There's no doubt as to President Trump that he runs the country.

00:04:25.000 You're an acting world leader?

00:04:28.000 Are you trying to get a part in Zoolander?

00:04:29.000 They allowed you to be a father, much less?

00:04:31.000 All right, we have to get to news of the day. Nancy Pelosi, of course you know this. 0.99

00:04:34.000 We had to talk about an eight-hour marathon speech that she had set the record for longest continuous speech, at least since 1909. 0.99

00:04:41.000 Oh, boy. Of course, many suspected it was just a complex marketing scheme by Snickers as evidenced when Pelosi concluded her speech with a chocolate bar and turned into being a not- Jeez.

00:04:57.000 Not a cybernetic thunder- Yeah.

00:05:00.000 Sent from the future to destroy us all.

00:05:02.000 I'm not going to see that on network TV. We just figured we'd start out, right out of the gate, let you know what we were about.

00:05:07.000 San Diego! And that's a show.

00:05:09.000 Boom. San Diego has adopted now new safeguards against scooping homeless people into city garbage trucks.

00:05:18.000 I swear to you, San Diego officials have completed an investigation following some near deaths with homeless people last year and have issued new rules to make sure it doesn't happen.

00:05:27.000 Again. But San Diego, a lot of people think San Francisco.

00:05:30.000 San Diego, obviously a lot of homeless people.

00:05:32.000 Big cities in California.

00:05:34.000 So they did this investigation.

00:05:36.000 They've released a memo. And some of the changes actually make sense.

00:05:38.000 For example, garbage trucks in San Diego used to come on Mondays and Thursdays.

00:05:42.000 And now they'll be coming.

00:05:44.000 Never. To avoid homeless people.

00:05:48.000 That's the only solution. 1.00

00:05:50.000 Silly leftists! 1.00

00:05:52.000 You could have just recycled. 1.00

00:05:55.000 That's what we need to do.

00:05:57.000 You thought it was corn.

00:05:59.000 The renewable resource to take us into the future is hobo marrow.

00:06:02.000 I'm pretty sure Johnny Depp is just a recycled hobo. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Yes. Back from the grave. 0.93

00:06:07.000 Yeah, he's a hobo who lives. 0.99

00:06:08.000 He is energized through the power of beating women. 0.99

00:06:12.000 You could also not sleep in garbage. 0.98

00:06:13.000 I mean, this is pretty easy.

00:06:15.000 Well, rent control.

00:06:16.000 It's hard to get rid of them when you've got rent control.

00:06:19.000 That's true. At your own risk.

00:06:21.000 I have a contract, man. Well, you know, he does.

00:06:23.000 Sorry. In Ithaca High School, just canceled their Hunchback of Notre Dame musical.

00:06:30.000 After a white student landed a lead role.

00:06:32.000 At best, this is cultural appropriation, the student group wrote, alleging racial bias within the performing arts program at IHS and, quote, at worst, it is whitewashing.

00:06:42.000 A racist casting practice which has its roots in minstrelsy.

00:06:48.000 What the heck is that?

00:06:51.000 Yeah, this is where we are now.

00:06:53.000 The outrage is the lead in Hunchback of Notre Dame.

00:06:57.000 Though it really shouldn't come as any surprise we spurred this curious protest seemingly at first.

00:07:01.000 Ithaca's own MC Hunchback in his noted sidekick, DJ Lil Modo.

00:07:07.000 This one was just kind of scraping.

00:07:11.000 People not offended? 0.82

00:07:13.000 All of the blacks in Ithaca who aren't hunchbacks. 0.88

00:07:17.000 I don't get it. It's a new frontier. 0.93

00:07:19.000 By the way, we still have, in 1740s France, black royalty and powdered wigs and white face in Beauty and the Beast. 0.50

00:07:27.000 Exactly. But we're going to make a thing out of Hunchback of Notre Dame?

00:07:30.000 There's no one fighting for that. I don't know who's fighting for that.

00:07:32.000 That's the least role you would ever want.

00:07:35.000 Yeah. Hunchback. Yeah, exactly.

00:07:36.000 Besides, it's probably... You're like a funky looking dude.

00:07:38.000 Probably should TV under there anyways. 0.77

00:07:40.000 It's not a birth defect at all.

00:07:41.000 I saw Notre Dame in the show back then.

00:07:42.000 I'm like, oh! Hey, there's one that went right over Gerald.

00:07:47.000 Sven Computer, maybe you can fact check some sense of humor for him.

00:07:51.000 We'll do so. Bring that up as an officer.

00:07:55.000 It's time to stop going hunchback. 1.00

00:07:56.000 It's time to hashtag hunchforward.

00:07:58.000 That's all we're saying. Hunchforward.

00:07:59.000 Okay, here's a story that's kind of sad, but not...

00:08:01.000 I mean, it is sad, but not to us.

00:08:03.000 Fentanyl was actually recently found in a Naloxone kit given out at a pharmacy.

00:08:10.000 Okay. Oops.

00:08:11.000 So fentanyl, which the well-noted opioid painkiller, was accidentally placed into a naloxone kit, which is, for those who don't know, it's kind of like methadone is to heroin.

00:08:19.000 It's a kit designed to wean people off of painkiller addiction.

00:08:22.000 Of course, the pharmacist in question was fired, with the supervisor citing the reason being that he, like, did the only thing you're not supposed to do with an opioid addiction kit.

00:08:33.000 It's the first rule of painkiller club.

00:08:36.000 Don't give them painkillers.

00:08:38.000 Oh my gosh. The customer in question was thinking, this is the easiest withdrawal ever!

00:08:42.000 I love it. Sobriety is its own reward.

00:08:44.000 It is strikingly similar to the fentanyl.

00:08:48.000 What did I just start with this?

00:08:50.000 You know he's calling all his family?

00:08:51.000 Mom, I feel good.

00:08:52.000 I feel better than I've ever felt.

00:08:54.000 I'm clean. I'm just, you know what?

00:08:55.000 I'm really doing it. And then they find out, actually, you just had a higher dose of fentanyl than you've ever had before.

00:09:01.000 But I'm okay with it.

00:09:03.000 Who has that funny bit about a runner's side that's just as good as heroin?

00:09:06.000 And the guy's like, have you ever tried heroin?

00:09:08.000 It was Artie Lang! Have you ever tried heroin?

00:09:10.000 It's not even close. Speaking of missing the mark, Senator Angus King of Maine has finally accomplished now what he set out to do in getting...

00:09:22.000 An official lobster emoji.

00:09:24.000 For months, the senator, he lobbied for this lobster emoji, highlighting its cultural and economic significance to the state.

00:09:29.000 Let's bring this up, CNN. I think we just brought it for like two seconds.

00:09:31.000 There you go. On Wednesday, the Unicode Consortium, as a thing, announced the emoji would be added to its library.

00:09:38.000 A move that Senator King has hailed as, quote, great news.

00:09:42.000 And we want to risk shutting down this government?

00:09:46.000 Are you out of your trees, sir?!

00:09:50.000 Most happy about this new emoji?

00:09:52.000 All the witty millennial sea captains.

00:09:54.000 Yeah, it's going to give them more ammo.

00:09:57.000 I don't need that next to your cat gifts.

00:09:59.000 That guy's going to be an editor at BuzzFeed.

00:10:00.000 Watch. Very quickly. Oh, so soon.

00:10:02.000 By the way, I think between the pitch meeting and this moment right now, we missed those new black red-headed emojis.

00:10:08.000 Oh, that's right. Those happen in nature.

00:10:11.000 Well, they do. They're called albinos.

00:10:14.000 They're typically soul-sucking vampires. 0.99

00:10:17.000 That's the truth. You don't want to say it. 1.00

00:10:19.000 I get uncomfortable with the Hodge twins who will be on later in the show because they're black and they have light green eyes.

00:10:24.000 And I'm like, you're a shoo-in for a reboot of Buffy.

00:10:28.000 No doubt. Yeah, it's straight out of Blade.

00:10:30.000 Yeah. I've never watched Blade because I watch better shows.

00:10:33.000 I admitted it was worse. Is that a film?

00:10:35.000 Yeah, Blade. But you're an adult, correct?

00:10:38.000 Well, at the time I wasn't.

00:10:40.000 That was an excuse.

00:10:43.000 I was that kind of schoolwork.

00:10:44.000 Hey man, you gonna come with us and see Blade 3?

00:10:48.000 No, not at all.

00:10:50.000 I won't be there. So we were facing, we were looking off the cliff of a potential government shutdown today.

00:10:57.000 So thank God we all, we just, it is a dance with death.

00:11:01.000 It is a cruel reality of nature.

00:11:04.000 Every time we talk about this, we'll talk about it with Roaming Millennial.

00:11:07.000 It's just whoever is the opposition party just uses it as political football.

00:11:10.000 Oh, yeah, that's so true. And by the way, not a great deal when you look at the increase.

00:11:14.000 We're not really talking. There are no fiscal conservatives representing anyone right now.

00:11:17.000 Will Nancy Pelosi stay home and shut the government down? 1.00

00:11:19.000 Yes, yes. Do it.

00:11:21.000 Right. Now, yesterday.

00:11:22.000 People were terrified. Get her a snickers. People were terrified.

00:11:25.000 Terrified of what would happen without the government.

00:11:26.000 And if you listen to the news, we know about what would happen.

00:11:30.000 Because we've lived through it.

00:11:32.000 For Breaking News, I'm Larry with power.

00:11:37.000 I'm Perry Emeagwali.

00:11:47.000 With the threat of a government shutdown looming over the United States of America, many citizens find themselves uncertain as to the outcome and unpredictable nature of their immediate future.

00:11:59.000 And what it holds for them.

00:12:01.000 No!

00:12:09.000 No!

00:12:21.000 you You don't know who you hurt. Sometimes it's those you love the most.

00:12:26.000 We fought for the wrong side. There are real victims.

00:12:29.000 Hey, speaking of victims, so as Sven Computer, you know, I got flack for talking on Joe Rogan about the inordinately high taxes in Germany for young men, and you were getting flack for it.

00:12:40.000 So this is your segment.

00:12:42.000 Yes, beep, beep. So, Germany...

00:12:44.000 I love how he's not nervous until he's in the hot seat.

00:12:47.000 I was like, yes, beep, beep. Oh, dear Lord.

00:12:50.000 I'm not nervous at all, beep, beep. We don't do well under pressure.

00:12:52.000 I thought I'm a computer. Unless we're exerting it.

00:12:55.000 How could I be nervous I'm a computer?

00:12:57.000 Yeah, I don't know. You're an insubordinate bastard. 1.00

00:12:59.000 Once you've carried out a successful holocaust, nothing phases you. 1.00

00:13:02.000 He can joke about it.

00:13:03.000 He has the holocaust pass. 0.83

00:13:05.000 Okay, go. Go ahead, Sven Computer.

00:13:07.000 Correct me, because people are giving you flack, obviously, and you know this better than anyone.

00:13:10.000 Germany has the second highest tax rate in the world.

00:13:13.000 Yes, that's a fact. And...

00:13:15.000 The average tax burden for a single person is 49.4%.

00:13:18.000 Now, only 15.9% beep-beep of that is your actual income tax.

00:13:22.000 Right. So, obviously, a lot of other taxes, like your VAT, beep-beep, your...

00:13:30.000 Your mandatory health care taxes, which we don't call taxes.

00:13:32.000 Yeah, for your health care, for your social security, all that good stuff.

00:13:34.000 Okay, you're nervous. Okay, you don't have to lie about it. I just lost my turn of thought.

00:13:37.000 Yeah. You know what, that's the CPU, really.

00:13:40.000 Okay, so there you go. Top tax bracket, I think, is 42%.

00:13:43.000 Yeah, the tax record is 42%, which starts at $65,000 already, beep, beep, which, you know, it's not crazy money, exactly, beep.

00:13:50.000 Yeah. And added to that, of course, is, again, all your medical stuff, your health care, your social security, your VAT. So it comes out as something pretty crazy.

00:13:58.000 Yeah, it's insane.

00:13:59.000 It's basically you are paying an insane amount of taxes if you are just a young male who is employed at a normal level.

00:14:06.000 Yeah, the bottom line is don't go there because you might pay high taxes or get gassed, beep, beep.

00:14:12.000 He's using that pass.

00:14:13.000 Well, we won't need this button anymore.

00:14:16.000 This will be changed out for an ice speed dial.

00:14:21.000 They are the only ones in our top five.

00:14:24.000 All right, speaking of top five, top five we have today we want to talk about because I keep wanting to say Pierre.

00:14:29.000 Justin Trudeau, we'll have Canadian on, Roman Lennon after this.

00:14:34.000 Did the whole people kind bit.

00:14:35.000 We'll get to that. But we have our five top Trudeau cringe moments.

00:14:39.000 I want to ask you this. As someone who was Canadian, I voted for Stephen Harper.

00:14:42.000 How do you guys see Trudeau?

00:14:45.000 Did you think about Canadian politics at all before Trudeau?

00:14:47.000 Because he's kind of a celebrity. I didn't know.

00:14:49.000 I don't think I even knew who the Prime Minister of Canada was before.

00:14:52.000 Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but I feel like he has been shoved in the limelight because of the suave little...

00:14:57.000 Were you familiar with Stephen Harper or not so much?

00:14:59.000 Not at all. He was like our Ronald Reagan.

00:15:01.000 And that's what I was talking about with Joe Rogan about it, going like, listen, it's okay to mock him, but the fact is all these comedians mocked Stephen Harper because he was the Christian conservative.

00:15:08.000 We didn't have the housing crisis.

00:15:10.000 We were higher on the Economic Freedom Index for the first time in the United States when you had Harper and President Obama.

00:15:16.000 Oh my God, could you imagine if we had eight years of overlap between Trudeau and Obama?

00:15:19.000 That's the stuff that gives kids nightmares.

00:15:21.000 Yeah. I don't think most Americans spend any time thinking about Canadian politics, though.

00:15:25.000 So, no offense. Somehow this guy has shoehorned himself in.

00:15:28.000 Well, it's because he seems to be somewhat fashionable and he says stupid stuff that the left loves. 1.00

00:15:32.000 No, but they don't know they're stupid. 1.00

00:15:35.000 That's the thing. It's kind of like Kim Jong-un, but a totally different lack of self-awareness. 1.00

00:15:41.000 Okay, so let's go through the worst possible moments.

00:15:44.000 I don't even think Gerald has seen it. So, number five, we all agreed, is his Bollywood dance fiasco.

00:15:49.000 Let's roll this. Look at this.

00:15:52.000 The thing is, first off, he had to buy that outfit and decided he was going to do the girl version of the dance.

00:16:03.000 Because that's a man you want to trust in the national security.

00:16:06.000 And it's like in the back room at a YM's.

00:16:08.000 It's like in the back room at a Hilton Garden Inn.

00:16:11.000 They only got half the room, too.

00:16:12.000 The only thing more cringy itself is the Canadians just fawning over it.

00:16:17.000 They just love him. I remember seeing Jay Baruchel in an interview recently, and he's like, oh, you know, we like our prime minister, obviously, with Trump.

00:16:24.000 And now, you know, we tease him a bit.

00:16:26.000 And he's like, really? How do you do that? You know, he's very good looking.

00:16:29.000 I'm like, no, that's not how you tease him.

00:16:30.000 He's insufferable. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Just mind-numbing, walking vagina. 1.00

00:16:37.000 That's why you make fun of him. Okay, number four. 1.00

00:16:41.000 Who could forget this one?

00:16:42.000 He was asked why he had so many women in his cabinet.

00:16:46.000 Obvious answer is obvious.

00:16:48.000 I understand one of the priorities for you was to have a cabinet that was gender balanced.

00:16:53.000 Why was that so important to you?

00:16:56.000 Because it's 2015.

00:17:01.000 I love how that's...

00:17:05.000 It's met with cheers. Just as surely if he'd have said, because they're the most qualified people for the job, and that's the only reason, he would have been met with...

00:17:11.000 Exactly.

00:17:14.000 The nerve!

00:17:15.000 You look like he made it up on the spot, too.

00:17:17.000 He looks like, ah, prepare for this.

00:17:19.000 Well, that's how easy it is.

00:17:20.000 What day is it? What day is it? 2015.

00:17:22.000 The left does that all the time.

00:17:23.000 We've talked about it. They just say, it's time for this.

00:17:25.000 Yeah. It's time for same-sex marriage.

00:17:27.000 Okay. It's time for an all-woman cabinet. 1.00

00:17:30.000 I guess it's time for a black president. 0.62

00:17:32.000 I never realized. It's time for a woman president. 1.00

00:17:34.000 Hold on. I wasn't still on there before.

00:17:36.000 It's time. You can't keep going.

00:17:37.000 There's Bruce Buffer. It's time!

00:17:39.000 It is non-stop. That's all it is.

00:17:41.000 It's time for giraffes to have equal equality marriage and just fill in the gap with arcade machines. 0.98

00:17:45.000 It's time for that. It's time to promote a pedophile three times in a row. 0.89

00:17:49.000 Ouch. It's time for generic old white guys to beat the tiller of the ship every now and then. 1.00

00:17:57.000 I don't like that, but I said it's time. 0.81

00:18:00.000 That's true. Doesn't that work?

00:18:01.000 Okay, so number three is the recent one.

00:18:04.000 Let's analyze this. This is the one, of course, the infamous from this week, people kind joke.

00:18:08.000 And I'm aware as to what people say about this clip.

00:18:11.000 Let's roll it first. Maternal love is the love that's going to change the future of mankind. 0.94

00:18:18.000 So we'd like you to...

00:18:19.000 We like to say people kind, not necessarily mankind, because it's more inclusive.

00:18:23.000 There we go, exactly.

00:18:25.000 Yes, thank you.

00:18:27.000 We can all learn from each other.

00:18:28.000 Now, he said that's a joke.

00:18:32.000 She's clearly not aware it's a joke.

00:18:34.000 The audience is not aware it's a joke.

00:18:36.000 And it seems not like the kind of a joke that a progressive would make.

00:18:40.000 Now, this is where the preponderance evidence, the totality of all the clips we show you, would lead one to believe it's not a joke.

00:18:46.000 Because you could watch that and say, I think maybe it was a joke.

00:18:50.000 And something else, this is actually what happened with Andrew Breitbart.

00:18:53.000 This is a story. Shirley Sherrod.

00:18:55.000 Everyone came down on him because Shirley Sherrod was fired. 0.68

00:18:56.000 She worked in the agricultural department.

00:18:58.000 Again, people are going, I don't know the exact title.

00:19:00.000 Whatever. She was giving a speech to the NAACP, and she talked about a white farmer coming to her. 0.94

00:19:05.000 And she said, I did not offer him the full extent of my help because of his race.

00:19:10.000 And the NAACP collapsed.

00:19:12.000 Now, when Andrew Breitbart posted this article, he posted it.

00:19:15.000 And he said, just so you know, at minute 20, her humanity eventually gets the better of her.

00:19:20.000 And she does go on to say that she then realized it wasn't about race and she helped white and black farmers alike.

00:19:25.000 So this was posted the original time Andrew Breitbart posted the video.

00:19:29.000 He said, but the reaction from the NAACP at that snapshot in time was to clap.

00:19:34.000 And a cheer simply at her saying, I didn't help the white person.

00:19:37.000 And then, of course, an editor at Bill O'Reilly took it out of context, thought we can make this lie sexier than the truth, and Shirley Sherrod got fired, and they said Andrew Breitbart edited that context when he never did.

00:19:47.000 His point was the NAACP reaction.

00:19:48.000 The reaction there from the audience tells no one there thought it was a joke.

00:19:53.000 No. He also said inclusive.

00:19:56.000 Yeah. A progressive doesn't joke about inclusivity.

00:19:58.000 No. This is after the women in the cabinet... 1.00

00:20:01.000 2015. Now all of a sudden, it's a topic ripe for satire.

00:20:04.000 Yeah, exactly. It also has a problem with the English language.

00:20:06.000 Man is inclusive. Yeah.

00:20:08.000 Man does not necessarily mean just you.

00:20:09.000 You can use it to mean everyone.

00:20:11.000 Come on. Yeah, I know, but that's the thing.

00:20:13.000 That's the thing. Because they're trying to score points with a fence.

00:20:15.000 I know. Yeah. It's exhausting.

00:20:17.000 What? You look like you're looking to jump in there, Sven Computer.

00:20:19.000 Yeah, well, whenever I see Trudeau, I just want to...

00:20:22.000 He actually embraces his lifestyle. 0.99

00:20:23.000 If you just stance in front of the mirror every morning and just go, I'm just such a giant p***y. 0.97

00:20:30.000 You never know what you're going to get from that, German. 1.00

00:20:37.000 You are a terrible computer, but I think we'll get you.

00:20:41.000 Okay, here's number two, because we couldn't fit them all.

00:20:43.000 And number two, as far as the low light, I guess, of Justin Trudeau.

00:20:48.000 This is just a montage of him weeping.

00:20:51.000 I thought I was going to make it through this, but I know it.

00:20:53.000 No, you didn't. It hurts.

00:20:55.000 Everything does with you. So my memories at that moment went back to Syria before the war.

00:21:02.000 Our life, our happiness.

00:21:04.000 That's a bead-blasted eye. 1.00

00:21:05.000 Something goes wrong in your community, your province, your country, the world.

00:21:09.000 All of that color goes away, and we become a family.

00:21:12.000 So... You made a contribution to a nation.

00:21:19.000 By the way, here's one thing.

00:21:21.000 There's nothing wrong with a man crying when appropriate. 0.98

00:21:24.000 I'm not the guy who says you can never cry.

00:21:25.000 But one thing, there's a difference between crying and it being your calling card.

00:21:30.000 Men who cry, you want to avoid it. 1.00

00:21:32.000 If you actually cry and it's at a point where you were touched, and that's actually Hunchback of Notre Dame.

00:21:36.000 It really made me cry.

00:21:38.000 That and the fox and the hound.

00:21:39.000 Oh, gosh. That was so sad.

00:21:41.000 But, you know, if you're there with your wife and you're like, okay, I probably shouldn't be crying at this.

00:21:44.000 It's something you kind of keep subtle.

00:21:45.000 You don't have a tissue folded and ready and dab it like you don't want to destroy your blush.

00:21:53.000 Can't get it on my vagisil.

00:21:55.000 I am the leader of the northern free world.

00:21:58.000 By the way, that's his wife next to him. 0.97

00:22:00.000 Yeah, I know. In the loosest sense of the word.

00:22:03.000 Oh, gosh. Do you think their cycles are aligned?

00:22:05.000 I know. If not, they're probably doing some chant to ensure that they are.

00:22:12.000 It doesn't seem genuine though, right?

00:22:13.000 We know somebody, I'm not going to say the name, we know somebody whose calling card is to cry at these moments.

00:22:18.000 I can't say who it is on air and I can't give away anything, but it seems very...

00:22:21.000 I know this person? Yes.

00:22:22.000 Yes, you do. Oh, okay.

00:22:24.000 I think I know. It doesn't seem genuine at all.

00:22:25.000 Every time you're like, oh... Okay.

00:22:27.000 Okay, now you're doing it.

00:22:28.000 Now he's doing the crank. All right.

00:22:29.000 We get it now. Okay.

00:22:30.000 It used to be one for you. Now I just don't like it.

00:22:32.000 And number one, here's why, this is why I don't think it was a joke.

00:22:35.000 This is why I think, when people go back and forth, we talked about this at Virginia Tech, when people go back and forth and say, this was a joke, it wasn't a joke, take it in context.

00:22:42.000 Then go beyond the context of just a clip.

00:22:44.000 Kind of like we did this rebuttal with Vox earlier this week.

00:22:46.000 Go beyond the context of the clip and then include the context of character, lifestyle.

00:22:51.000 With Trudeau, there is so much evidence.

00:22:55.000 We weren't able to show you all of it.

00:22:57.000 But I think this one is possibly the most damning.

00:22:59.000 Our number one worst Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada for real moment.

00:23:04.000 We are here today together.

00:23:08.000 Reminding ourselves and each other that we can and must do better.

00:23:14.000 Better. For the oppression of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and two-spirit communities. 0.99

00:23:22.000 I apologize.

00:23:24.000 Two-spirit! And by the way, he was running out of everything.

00:23:26.000 Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and two-spirit communities.

00:23:30.000 If we were to say two-spirited, if we were to include that in the acronym...

00:23:36.000 Last year, you would have said it was a straw man.

00:23:39.000 You would have said, come on now. No one really uses the two-spirit.

00:23:42.000 What, you're going to say now? LGBTQAIP with a number two?

00:23:46.000 Yes! Pansexual?

00:23:49.000 Okay, asexual?

00:23:51.000 Ally? You jumped right to two-spirited! 1.00

00:23:55.000 You hopscotched and went to the craziest one!

00:23:58.000 Everything pre, mid, and post-weep makes us want to saw our own heads off with that clip.

00:24:04.000 He uses these terms that even the worst, deep within the bowels of the deep internet of social justice warrior-dom, they couldn't use.

00:24:16.000 His vernacular with a straight face.

00:24:18.000 Like, right now, you could go down to the local slut walk or feminist march and say, well, what do you think about LGBTQAAIP number two? 0.55

00:24:25.000 And they'd be like, what? And you'd say, two-spirited? 0.76

00:24:27.000 The biggest, angriest, blue-haired feminist would be like, don't be a dick. 1.00

00:24:32.000 And this is the Prime Minister! 1.00

00:24:33.000 We're not doing that. He uses it!

00:24:35.000 Alright, listen, we do have to get going.

00:24:37.000 We're going to have a roaming millennial. 0.99

00:24:38.000 She's Canadian. We'll ask her about him.

00:24:39.000 We'll talk about FISA. And then we have Hodge twins.

00:24:42.000 We'll just probably talk about something that we don't anticipate.

00:24:45.000 So, as always, expectations low for the Hodge twins.

00:24:48.000 But fine. And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.

00:24:57.000 Sponsored by Mug Club.

00:25:02.000 Hi, Bill Richmond, Louder with Crowder's half-Asian lawyer, here to explain sometimes confusing legal terms and concepts.

00:25:10.000 Today we're talking about different types of courts that exist to solve legal issues.

00:25:14.000 First up, family court.

00:25:15.000 Divorce, child custody, you probably know what I'm talking about.

00:25:19.000 But if you don't, think O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown's first fight, but with less blood and no gloves.

00:25:25.000 Next is Probate Court, where you resolve post-death issues like wills and estates and inheritances.

00:25:30.000 It's the place Anna Nicole Smith hung out on weekends hoping for a pot of gold. 0.97

00:25:35.000 General Jurisdictional Court is a potpourri of judicial forums.

00:25:38.000 You get a little civil, a little criminal, a little family, a little probate.

00:25:41.000 A lot of small-time, small county courts are like that.

00:25:44.000 Then you go to the next level, the Court of Appeals, where someone smarter is going to be checking your work.

00:25:49.000 And finally, the Supreme Court at the top dog in most states and the United States is I hope this clarifies the issue for you, though considering this is the internet, you probably forgot half of what I said and will send me a letter anyways asking the same question in a week.

00:26:14.000 I will not respond.

00:26:16.000 I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder with Crowder.

00:26:19.000 Cheers. This has been Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.

00:26:23.000 Sponsored by Mug Club.

00:26:25.000 I don't know what this is. If you do this in the club...

00:26:39.000 You're pointing something. There's something important going on.

00:26:41.000 In someone else's...

00:26:43.000 And someone else is pointing you out the door.

00:26:45.000 You know who never gets pointed out the door at the club?

00:26:47.000 Our next guest. She's lovely.

00:26:49.000 But she looks like she's at the gates of hell right now. 0.99

00:26:52.000 You follow her on the Twitter at Roaming Millennial.

00:26:54.000 And here she is. She has her new show, obviously, at CRTV if you're a Mug Club member. 0.99

00:26:57.000 If you join over there at CRTV. Roaming Millennial Uncensored.

00:27:00.000 Because I tell you what, when I think Roaming Millennial, I think censored. 0.97

00:27:03.000 Filthy mouth. Yes. Filthy, filthy. 1.00

00:27:05.000 How are you, Ms. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Millennial? I am good.

00:27:09.000 Thank you so much for having me on.

00:27:11.000 So this is a fireplace behind you, but it's something like from a Bugs Bunny cartoon where this would be if he listened to the bad devil on his shoulder and then he'd end up there.

00:27:22.000 Yeah, well, the theme we were going for was kind of like edgy, looks like a place you'd want to drink scotch.

00:27:29.000 I don't drink scotch, but when people look at my set, I want them to think, oh yeah, what a classy place.

00:27:35.000 So I really like it.

00:27:36.000 Because when I think classy, I think half Asian Canadian drinking scotch in front of an electric fireplace. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Right? Isn't that just like the epitome of moneyed opinions?

00:27:46.000 It's like next step is white glove service.

00:27:49.000 So, Roaming, your show just started recently here.

00:27:53.000 It launched your new year at CRTV, right?

00:27:55.000 Is it nerve-wracking for you?

00:27:58.000 Are you excited? It's exciting.

00:28:00.000 I'm having a lot of fun with it.

00:28:02.000 I'm at the stage now where I have so many different segments that I want to do that my producer was actually kind of like, okay, we're kind of at the point now where every different story is its own segment, so maybe we just try to keep to the eight we have so far because it's only a 20-minute show.

00:28:15.000 But it's a lot of fun, and I like the new format.

00:28:18.000 I'm really excited. Really liking all of the fancy equipment and stuff.

00:28:22.000 It's so much of a step up from what I'm used to.

00:28:26.000 I'm in the honeymoon phase at the moment.

00:28:28.000 It's more work, but I think it's worth it.

00:28:30.000 Is there any threat of a Roman millennial shutdown?

00:28:33.000 Looks like we've probably avoided that here, but of course everyone was afraid the sky is falling, the government shutdown.

00:28:39.000 Am I the only one who, when this happens every year, I couldn't care less?

00:28:44.000 Well, I know, you know, just this past time that everyone was freaking out, and I was kind of thinking, like, do you guys not remember that this has actually happened before in recent history?

00:28:53.000 I think in 2013, I was doing my internship in D.C. at the time, and it's like, I mean, yes, it's awful, but I think a lot of people don't understand what government shutdown actually entails.

00:29:04.000 It's not really even shutdown. It's more like government light for a couple days.

00:29:06.000 Right. It's not even a full shutdown.

00:29:08.000 It's, you know, a little bit lesser version.

00:29:10.000 Yeah. Kind of like going down to Coke Zero.

00:29:12.000 Yeah. It's still coke.

00:29:14.000 Lindsey Graham's going to grow one more chin, maybe, because he's not getting on the elliptical.

00:29:18.000 Yeah, I don't want to... What is...

00:29:20.000 You know, Canadians, I guess, I don't know if they fully understand... 1.00

00:29:23.000 What is the fear?

00:29:24.000 Maybe we can talk about the Hodgkins. I don't understand exactly what the fear is of the government shutdown.

00:29:28.000 Are they not going to collect taxes?

00:29:31.000 I'm pretty sure they... Well, I think...

00:29:33.000 Obviously, I don't want to minimize the effect this has to people like military members, who I know it does really affect their ability to do things like claim benefits and stuff like that.

00:29:42.000 I think maybe even their pay. So I don't want to minimize it too much.

00:29:46.000 But I think last time, I know all of the staffers that I was working with, Their pay wasn't coming in, so it sucked for them, especially since, you know, they're living in D.C., so pretty much living paycheck to paycheck.

00:29:56.000 I know last time they made a big show shutting down national parks and even outdoor monuments that, you know, like it actually required them to spend more money closing them off and make sure they're being watched rather than just let people walk through them.

00:30:08.000 Black Lives Matter must feel very conflicted.

00:30:10.000 They're like, I hate the government shutdown, but George Washington was also a racist, so I'm just going to burn a Walgreens. 0.77

00:30:17.000 That's Let's go with Bernabeu. 0.98

00:30:18.000 CVS. Back straight. CVS. Sorry.

00:30:22.000 Sorry. Yeah, but I think a lot of people, they're scared by it just because, you know, it's shut down.

00:30:27.000 They don't know, like, are police going to stop working?

00:30:30.000 You know, does this mean North Korea can just come get us? 0.81

00:30:32.000 No one knows, apparently.

00:30:33.000 That's what's scary. We do know in Canada, North Korea can always come and get you. 0.88

00:30:37.000 Yeah, Russia too.

00:30:59.000 I remember that. It's just basically, whenever these budget talks come up, whoever is the party not in charge, they take the moral high ground and go, how could you do this?

00:31:08.000 How could you let this shut down?

00:31:10.000 Think about the children. Last time you were saying that they were letting it shut down when they were the opposition party.

00:31:14.000 I don't really care all that much anymore.

00:31:16.000 Before we go on to something else, I know you wanted to talk about.

00:31:18.000 You're Canadian and Winter Olympics.

00:31:21.000 So this is the moment where Canada gets to shine.

00:31:24.000 They usually do really well in the Winter Olympics.

00:31:27.000 So I'm not going to lie. I don't watch those.

00:31:30.000 Yeah, okay. Winter Olympics.

00:31:31.000 I know we do good in hockey, question mark, but I'm a Summer Olympics kind of person.

00:31:39.000 It's just like I don't like the snow, and it makes me cold watching other people be in the snow.

00:31:44.000 Yeah. Well, yeah, but you're in the worst possible place if you hate snow.

00:31:50.000 It is, yes. It's awful.

00:31:52.000 Terrible. Awful place.

00:31:54.000 I think the word habitable is used wrongly when describing Canada.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, I know. It's really not.

00:32:01.000 The weather is trying to kill you.

00:32:03.000 Yes, that's a good point.

00:32:04.000 It's a struggle. It's kind of like when I was recently at Big Bear.

00:32:07.000 By the way, apparently they sell nothing but Owen Benjamin tchotchkes in Big Bear.

00:32:11.000 It's nothing but Big Bear tchotchkes. 1.00

00:32:13.000 Like, altitude is a struggle.

00:32:15.000 You're basically struggling to survive with each breath. 0.99

00:32:18.000 You're going, and your lungs are saying, no, bitch, I didn't say you could do this right now. 1.00

00:32:23.000 It is hard, and that's what Canada is. 0.99

00:32:25.000 You walk out, well, Montreal, anyway.

00:32:27.000 It's so cold, human beings were not meant to live this.

00:32:29.000 Exactly. And actually, we had the issue where our propane tank ran out because there was an especially cold week just recently.

00:32:37.000 It was like minus 40, so we're using more heat.

00:32:38.000 And actually, our propane company really dropped the ball.

00:32:42.000 So we didn't have propane.

00:32:43.000 It actually ran out. It was like...

00:32:45.000 It went from 20 degrees Celsius in our house to like 10, and it was kept dropping, but they couldn't actually come fill the tank because, oh, we'd also had a lot of snow.

00:32:52.000 So we actually had to go shovel it.

00:32:54.000 It was this whole thing. We didn't have heat for like two days.

00:32:57.000 And yeah, let me tell you, this is not a place where you can live without electricity.

00:33:01.000 No, it is not. It is not.

00:33:03.000 But, by the way, electricity, not necessary.

00:33:07.000 I don't think you realize that discrimination, because Haiti is still a beautiful, wonderful country.

00:33:10.000 How dare you? Plus, you have all the LGBTQ and two-spirit love that keeps you warm. 0.98

00:33:15.000 The tolerance is what keeps us warm.

00:33:17.000 Yes, the tolerance is what keeps you warm.

00:33:19.000 And also, the body temperature set tiers of Pierre Trudeau.

00:33:24.000 I always say Pierre Trudeau! 0.59

00:33:26.000 They're both the worst. Because obviously it's two Trudeaus. 0.99

00:33:28.000 We just did a, sorry, before you came on, you didn't get to see it, a top five awful moments with Trudeau.

00:33:33.000 And it was so hard.

00:33:35.000 Oh, that must be hard to choose. Yeah, it is hard to pick one.

00:33:37.000 So tell us about this. You were, you're talking about this on your show, 120 decibels.

00:33:41.000 I think I have that. Do I have that right?

00:33:43.000 At Sven Computer? Sven's just not a minute.

00:33:45.000 I think so. That's good enough for me.

00:33:48.000 He's a big picture guy. Yes, he's a big picture guy.

00:33:51.000 Tell us a little bit about it for people who don't know and you've been kind of following the story.

00:33:55.000 Right. So 120 decibels is this movement that started with German women to try and bring attention to the waves of sexual assaults that have been happening in Germany because of the whole migrant crisis thing.

00:34:06.000 And, you know, people in the alternative media, you know, they've been talking about this for a long time, trying to bring attention to this issue, the fact that these countries, which have previously some of the lowest rate statistics in the world, are actually going up.

00:34:19.000 Dramatically, right? And it's funny because usually rape culture, women being sexually assaulted, that's something that progressives love to talk about, right?

00:34:26.000 That's like gold.

00:34:28.000 They love that stuff.

00:34:29.000 But because of the people who are actually doing it, these migrants, it really doesn't get any attention. 1.00

00:34:34.000 And there have actually been instances where we know that the police have tried to cover it up because they didn't want to draw attention to this problem for fear of appearing intolerant.

00:34:43.000 And for me, this isn't about race, right?

00:34:45.000 I couldn't care less. That's going to be a follow-up question because I know some people said some of these statistics come from sort of the identitarian right who slant them sometimes.

00:34:54.000 So I know that you're probably aware of that.

00:34:56.000 That would be one of the criticisms they lob.

00:34:58.000 Right, yeah. And I know anytime something like the migrant crisis comes up in Europe, that's always the people who are most vocal about it right now, frankly, are the alt-right and the identitarians.

00:35:09.000 And, you know, I'm not outright.

00:35:11.000 I'm not identitarian. But at the same time, we can't deny that this problem exists.

00:35:15.000 And just because people I don't like are also talking about it, I don't want to, you know, ignore it and say, no, it's not a big deal, right?

00:35:21.000 Because, you know, I think people can both be wrong on this subject.

00:35:24.000 You know, the progressives who want these open borders and to ignore this problem, they're wrong.

00:35:28.000 And the people who look at these problems and say, ah, ethno-state is the answer, that's also not the direction that I want to go in.

00:35:33.000 I just want to, you know, be able to talk about these issues and the fact that You know, a lot of these people coming in are not vetted.

00:35:42.000 They have probably criminal histories in their own companies, but we just don't know about it because it's just kind of this open free-for-all right now.

00:35:48.000 And even people who are being caught, they're not being sent back, and it's because of political correctness.

00:35:54.000 And criminal record, by the way.

00:35:56.000 Let's be real here. That's a very low bar with a lot of these countries that they're coming from. 0.99

00:36:00.000 If there is a criminal record, you done some stuff because it doesn't make the list.

00:36:06.000 And by the way, if you remove the identitarian idea of it or the sort of racial politics from it, This happened in Detroit, too, where murder rates increased.

00:36:15.000 They actually fluffed up the population number in Detroit.

00:36:19.000 And because so many murders would go unsolved, they found a way to tweak the numbers.

00:36:23.000 And if you search it right now, I don't remember exactly what they did.

00:36:26.000 I think we did a piece on it a while back.

00:36:27.000 But people said, well, how all of a sudden did the murder rate go like this and then drop?

00:36:31.000 And they used different measurements, right?

00:36:33.000 They used a different barometer, kind of like job participation rate.

00:36:36.000 All of a sudden, nobody was including that when we were talking about unemployment. 0.99

00:36:39.000 So it happens sometimes when people just want to cover their ass. 0.94

00:36:43.000 who could be identitarians themselves, but they're going, gosh, it doesn't look like 0.98

00:36:45.000 we're doing a good job.

00:36:46.000 Let's find a way to massage these numbers. 0.91

00:36:48.000 And the fact is, throughout human history, if you look at relatively recently human history,

00:36:52.000 right, let's say the last half a century, violent crime and rape, murder has consistently

00:36:58.000 been going down.

00:37:00.000 People like to act as though everything is going to hell.

00:37:01.000 Maybe ideologically.

00:37:03.000 Maybe people financially are being irresponsible.

00:37:05.000 I get that. They're on their phones too much texting and driving.

00:37:08.000 I get it. But murder, rape has been going down. 0.66

00:37:10.000 So for this to happen in the Western world to go up, it is startling.

00:37:15.000 Historically. I don't think people understand that, regardless of where they line up.

00:37:18.000 Right, right. Very much so.

00:37:19.000 And I think the issue for me is that I, you know, I really feel for these women because they're in countries where, you know, you can't just have like, oh, you know, Castle lost to Underground, lost Second Amendment, right?

00:37:29.000 I mean, it doesn't work like that over there.

00:37:30.000 And I think the reason why I'm so interested in it, because I look at what's happening in Canada, We're kind of, I would say, in the position of Sweden maybe 15 years earlier.

00:37:40.000 And I think with people like Justin Trudeau in power, there's the actual legitimate possibility of us becoming Sweden part two in Canada.

00:37:46.000 So I want to talk about these issues so people can understand that it's great to virtue signal how wrong it is to not take in refugees by the tens of thousands, if not more.

00:37:59.000 Everything has cause and effect.

00:38:01.000 There are actual legitimate security concerns to think about here.

00:38:04.000 And it's not just terrorist attacks, which are obviously awful, but there's much less serious, I guess, also crimes that happen on an individual level.

00:38:13.000 Yes, like food, code of conduct.

00:38:16.000 That happens. They should all be getting an F when it comes to the sanitary department. 1.00

00:38:21.000 Do you know, I remember in California, I was eating in a breakfast place one time for years when I lived in L.A., and it turned out I had a B from whatever that rating in California.

00:38:28.000 And I thought, well, it's A, B, C. And my friend said, no, no, no, no.

00:38:31.000 B is like, next stop, they're serving pigeon from the rooftop.

00:38:34.000 You do not go to B. Really?

00:38:36.000 You never consider it. It turns out that's why I was violently ill.

00:38:39.000 We can solve all these issues.

00:38:40.000 Well, there's a food truck in Highland.

00:38:43.000 It's called Kogi. There's a couple of them, but there's one of their food trucks that's in Santa Monica that has like a C or something.

00:38:49.000 Or at least it did when I was there.

00:38:50.000 But it's still so good.

00:38:52.000 Yeah. And that's hard.

00:38:53.000 Well, that's the half-Asian in you. 1.00

00:38:54.000 It's still really good. Kenny Wong and Rosario, where I was raised, they would just be shut down.

00:38:58.000 That is one thing I will say. The Asians are very resourceful.

00:39:01.000 It's like they shut them down. Like, no, no, no.

00:39:02.000 Hold on a second. You can't serve seagull.

00:39:03.000 Ah, freak! They shut down, go bankrupt.

00:39:06.000 It's just another name. It's the same guy.

00:39:08.000 We had like the same rest. It was Kenny Wong.

00:39:09.000 Had maybe 15 different names.

00:39:11.000 Google it. In the south shore of Montreal.

00:39:14.000 And we just expected it.

00:39:15.000 You came to expect it. I was like, can't we put these people in jail?

00:39:18.000 Is some crime being committed here?

00:39:19.000 That's the same sign.

00:39:21.000 One time they just changed, I think, to Lenny Wong.

00:39:24.000 You just, you didn't even change, you just took the portion of the K and made it an L! And still, with the bad shrimp.

00:39:30.000 We can solve it all just by passing a budget.

00:39:32.000 More money. Okay, it is Roaming Millennial Uncensored, CRTV.com.

00:39:35.000 Of course, CRTV if you're a Mug Club member, and people can still watch some of your stuff on YouTube. 0.99

00:39:39.000 Is there anything else that I'm missing?

00:39:41.000 Sorry, Miss Millennial. No, they got the YouTube. 0.99

00:39:47.000 Still posting videos there. One out of every three episodes of Uncensored that airs on CRTV is mirrored on YouTube.

00:39:52.000 Twitter, at RoamingMill.

00:39:54.000 I think that's pretty much it. Sounds good.

00:39:56.000 And stay tuned, everyone. You want to watch this stuff from Millennial.

00:39:59.000 It's Uncensored. It's just a party now.

00:40:01.000 Pretty much hot. We have to take it ready.

00:40:03.000 We'll go back. The dance.

00:40:04.000 I have to deliver the cookies.

00:40:06.000 Keep back. We got a dance.

00:40:08.000 I have to do it.

00:40:09.000 There we go.

00:40:11.000 Keep clinking. Are you not a big fool? 1.00

00:40:15.000 Shut down time With no federal government Who will tap our phones Shut down time One last call to build the wall And send all the illegals home With no federal government Who tears down the monuments Will TSA still fondle my balls? 1.00

00:40:49.000 No more fake entitlements Feel free to keep your armaments They can't hurt us anymore I know who loves to bitch and moan I know who wants to raid my home I know who wants to block my kids' hormones and launch some drones Shut down time Who will sell uranium to Putin and some more to Iran? 0.95

00:41:36.000 Shut down time. 0.85

00:41:38.000 Vets don't care about opioids. 1.00

00:41:42.000 Vets suicides unless they are trans. 1.00

00:41:47.000 Shut down time. 0.99

00:41:51.000 Buffalo and Yellowstone are going unprotected tonight.

00:41:59.000 Shut down time.

00:42:02.000 More soy for all the boys.

00:42:05.000 So they have low tea and they cannot fight.

00:42:09.000 Fight. I know who wants to raid my home.

00:42:17.000 I know who has closets full of bones I know who loves to tap our phones and block our kids' hormones Closing time Every great depression comes from governments that overspend Don't threaten us with a good time, federal government. See you later.

00:42:52.000 And don't you come back!

00:42:54.000 And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond, sponsored by my club.

00:43:01.000 I'm Bill Richmond, Louder With Crowners half-Asian lawyer, here to explain sometimes confusing legal terms and 1.00

00:43:10.000 concepts.

00:43:11.000 In ancient times, you resolved your dispute with a spear, a club, or smallpox blankets.

00:43:16.000 In modern times, you solved those problems with a paper cut in one of a few types of dispute resolution arenas.

00:43:23.000 The first one is litigation, typically refers to civil lawsuits battled in front of a judge or a jury in a courtroom.

00:43:29.000 Next is arbitration. 0.62

00:43:31.000 Typically a binding trial not in a courtroom but in front of an arbitrator who is often times an old lawyer or former judge there to give you s*** the whole time.

00:43:40.000 Next is a mediation.

00:43:41.000 Non-binding formalized negotiations where a mediator beats up both sides to make them come to a resolution that neither of them is happy with.

00:43:49.000 Now as a bonus term, we have another shin, deposition.

00:43:52.000 It's a sworn question and answer session, often videotaped, where a witness or party gets asked questions.

00:43:58.000 Nothing is decided here, and there is no referee. 0.97

00:44:01.000 So don't be that dumbass who says, oh man, that guy got sued and lost in court, when simply referring to a deposition. 1.00

00:44:08.000 It makes you sound like an idiot, because you are one. 1.00

00:44:11.000 I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder with Crowder. 1.00

00:44:14.000 Cheers. This has been Barely Legal with Bill Richmond.

00:44:18.000 Sponsored by Mug Club.

00:44:20.000 Alright, glad that this is the shouldn't have done this because right when you bring

00:44:35.000 these next guests they have their mind in the gutter.

00:44:37.000 You better have your hand on the center button ready.

00:44:39.000 I got it ready. You can follow them live at hodgetwinstour.com to go see where their live shows are.

00:44:44.000 Hilarious. Gets pretty raucous.

00:44:46.000 Yeah, gets pretty raucous.

00:44:48.000 Some might say PG-13.

00:44:50.000 Maybe a strong NC-17.

00:44:53.000 Of course, at Hodge Twins on the Twitter.

00:44:56.000 Twins, how are you, sirs? 0.72

00:44:58.000 Oh, we're doing great. How about you?

00:45:00.000 Well, you know... Every now and then I get, like, you know, guests say, hey, we want to talk about something, and it gets sent to me before the show, and I go, oh, okay, I can usually talk about the news, right?

00:45:09.000 But every now and then I say we really want to talk about something.

00:45:11.000 So I do have from you something about Richard Pryor.

00:45:15.000 No, not something about.

00:45:16.000 They wanted to discuss Richard Pryor precisely sleeping with Marlon Brando.

00:45:22.000 The floor is yours, gentlemen.

00:45:24.000 You didn't sleep with him. 0.80

00:45:25.000 I heard that was ****. Hey, who do you think was f***ing who? 0.98

00:45:31.000 Do you think Richard was top or bottom? 0.88

00:45:34.000 I don't know, man.

00:45:36.000 I think Marlon Brando was the bottom.

00:45:39.000 Yeah, he's definitely the bottom.

00:45:40.000 Richard was top. Yeah, he was the top.

00:45:42.000 I don't see Richard doing any bottom action.

00:45:46.000 Did you read about it?

00:45:49.000 Was there some sort of version of Behind the Candelabra that was multicultural that I hadn't heard about?

00:45:54.000 I think the Twitter stuck in 2004.

00:45:56.000 Yeah, okay. Okay, so that's crazy.

00:46:01.000 I wonder why they dug all that up.

00:46:03.000 No, nobody dug it up.

00:46:04.000 It's his widow. His widow?

00:46:06.000 Yeah, his widow. One of his six wives, one of them came forward and just started spilling the beans on everything he did.

00:46:12.000 I saw a YouTube video.

00:46:13.000 He used to punch you in the face, too.

00:46:15.000 Are you talking about Richard Pryor? Yeah.

00:46:18.000 She's going to be releasing some diaries and stuff, right?

00:46:20.000 Yeah, I think she's coming out with a book.

00:46:22.000 I think that's why she's putting this stuff out there.

00:46:23.000 She wants to get a book deal. 1.00

00:46:25.000 How true do you think it is?

00:46:27.000 And that's kind of something that we've talked about before, but with the hashtag MeToo movement, like when you have these outlandish claims, it's hard to sometimes believe it.

00:46:35.000 You wonder what the motivation is because everyone's got an angle today, kids.

00:46:38.000 Yeah. Yeah, I believe it.

00:46:42.000 I mean, it's probably true.

00:46:45.000 I saw this, it was kind of like a documentary-style news kind of thing that was talking to Richard Pryor, and it was talking to that same widow, and she was saying it right in his face.

00:46:55.000 You remember how you used to punch me in the face?

00:46:56.000 And Richard's like, no, I don't remember that.

00:47:00.000 Hey, you remember that one, it was a roast.

00:47:03.000 It was the roast of...

00:47:04.000 Right. Right. Who was it?

00:47:07.000 It was one of his friends. It was another comedian.

00:47:09.000 Yeah, he was on some roast.

00:47:11.000 Comedy roast. Comedy roast, right?

00:47:13.000 What they do nowadays on Comedy Central.

00:47:15.000 Yeah, yeah. He came up on stage and said he had just f***ed his first faggot. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Why are you on the show? The way he said it, he was saying it jokingly. 1.00

00:47:28.000 This is a nice show. I know Hollywood and I know...

00:47:32.000 Him, that dude was crazy.

00:47:34.000 He's my idol, but when he said that... 0.60

00:47:38.000 This fallen idol!

00:47:41.000 I mean, I get a lot of motivation when it comes to stand-up comedy.

00:47:47.000 When he said that, I knew he was telling the truth.

00:47:50.000 He wasn't joking about it.

00:47:51.000 Speaking of stand-up, I mean, you guys have some pretty big shows.

00:47:54.000 What's that like for you? I will say this.

00:47:55.000 I had taken basically a hiatus from live shows for a year because we were doing this show.

00:47:59.000 We were going daily. I didn't have any time.

00:48:00.000 I said, I can't do stand-up and focus on the show.

00:48:02.000 So now we've taken the show on the road, and we were at Virginia Tech.

00:48:06.000 You said that before the show, I was roping off, because it seated about 550 people, I was roping off the last few rows.

00:48:12.000 Because with comedy, the last thing you want is people spreading out, right?

00:48:15.000 You want them packed in there. And I was like, well, I don't know if we can fill this theater.

00:48:17.000 And then it was filled to capacity, standing, and then hundreds of people outside just waiting to buy merch.

00:48:23.000 So now we have to readjust the whole show.

00:48:25.000 That was the first time I'd ever really performed to a thunderous audience who knew who we were and were just excited to be there.

00:48:32.000 I mean, I would imagine the energy is like that with your shows.

00:48:34.000 They're there to have a party, right?

00:48:36.000 It's a lot of Yeah.

00:48:37.000 Is it like that for you? Yeah, it's an awesome experience.

00:48:40.000 I mean, like, I was in Philadelphia last night.

00:48:43.000 I was about to ask you the same thing, how it went.

00:48:44.000 But, man, it's like once you build up a fan base and they already really get who you are, so they know what to expect.

00:48:51.000 And they already bought into who you are.

00:48:53.000 So when they come to your show, I mean, it's ready for a party, man.

00:48:57.000 It's a lot of fun. Philadelphia.

00:48:59.000 Taking your life in your hands after the Super Bowl. 0.98

00:49:01.000 People eating horse s**t and all that. 0.95

00:49:04.000 You know what's crazy? 0.60

00:49:05.000 I couldn't even book a hotel in Philadelphia.

00:49:07.000 I wasn't thinking. I waited until the last moment.

00:49:09.000 I had to actually buy a hotel in New Jersey, 30 minutes away from the show.

00:49:15.000 Yeah. Because they're praised today.

00:49:18.000 They're having that stupid Philadelphia Eagle parade today. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Yeah. Because they won that first Super Bowl. 1.00

00:49:22.000 Woo-woo. Not an Eagles fan, I take it.

00:49:27.000 Dallas Cowboys all the way.

00:49:29.000 Dallas Cowboys. Little bit of pandering going on, but we appreciate it.

00:49:33.000 Where are you going next?

00:49:34.000 You're in Philly. Where's your next show?

00:49:36.000 Next show is in Washington, D.C. Two D.C. shows.

00:49:40.000 We got two D.C. shows.

00:49:41.000 Then we go into New Brunswick, New Jersey, then New York City, and then Atlanta.

00:49:46.000 Hold on a second. Pause.

00:49:49.000 You just peppered in there.

00:49:51.000 Like, okay, two shows in D.C., New Jersey, New Brunswick.

00:49:55.000 One of these things is not like the other.

00:49:57.000 Are you aware that your brand of comedy might be some culture shock to Maritimers? 0.99

00:50:04.000 Ah, f*** up! That's what I was thinking when we went to Salt Lake City, we went to Minnesota, we went to Canada, we went to Australia. 0.99

00:50:18.000 When people bought them tickets, they already know what's going on.

00:50:23.000 Yeah, but New Brunswick, I mean, there's a certain level of exploitation.

00:50:26.000 Like, you might be the first black people they've seen.

00:50:27.000 In the United States, they're relating to you.

00:50:29.000 There, it's kind of like paying a nickel to see a carnival barker in a tent.

00:50:33.000 They just go like, they really do exist, eh?

00:50:36.000 It doesn't make you uncomfortable? I would say 80% of our audience is actually white.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, that's bizarre. 0.55

00:50:44.000 And niggas don't like us. We get some f***ing action, man. 0.96

00:50:50.000 I mean, you would think us being black would have more black people, but it's more white people. 0.98

00:50:55.000 Yeah, I would say 80% white.

00:50:57.000 I would say... 10% Latino.

00:51:02.000 Then I would say Vietnamese. 0.95

00:51:04.000 Then I would say Thailand.

00:51:05.000 Then I would say.

00:51:07.000 Specificity.

00:51:09.000 Vietnamese. What makes you say Vietnamese?

00:51:12.000 Can you identify a Vietnamese person in a crowd out of Chinese?

00:51:15.000 It's because they all come up thinking they're the Black Panther stars.

00:51:17.000 My eyes are a little bit tighter.

00:51:20.000 People from Thailand are a little bit shorter, too, man.

00:51:23.000 Okay, all right. Listen, let me ask you this.

00:51:26.000 Have you received any more backlash?

00:51:27.000 Because, you know, you won your Coon of the Year Award before from people who weren't black, and now you've talked about how you like Ben Shapiro.

00:51:33.000 You've been on our show.

00:51:34.000 What's the reaction been like that?

00:51:35.000 Because I don't want to say you guys are conservative, but you're certainly more out of the closet now as politically incorrect and not catering to the left.

00:51:42.000 Have you seen more backlash or have you seen more positive support? 0.99

00:51:46.000 Shut up! I got this message. 1.00

00:51:50.000 I got this message from this black woman. 0.98

00:51:53.000 Which is quite alarming.

00:51:56.000 I wish I could send you the message so you could put it up, but long story short, the message was this.

00:52:01.000 She said she's been a big fan of us, right?

00:52:04.000 She came to our show. I think it was Boston, right?

00:52:07.000 Was it Boston? I think so.

00:52:09.000 She came to our Boston show.

00:52:11.000 She said she was coming there to support black comedy.

00:52:13.000 I said, okay, you already up.

00:52:17.000 Because I'm not up there telling Trump jokes and all this black comedy.

00:52:22.000 That's not what we do, so...

00:52:23.000 Then she goes on to say, during the show, she's looking around, and she was alarmed by how many white people were there. 0.61

00:52:31.000 And then what also pissed her off was the black guys that were there, they were there with white women, which really set off. 0.98

00:52:40.000 And then she put that she's so disappointed in us, and I was like, I was going to respond like, man, ****. 0.98

00:52:49.000 I just left it alone.

00:52:50.000 Yeah, leave it alone. It is crazy, because if you think about it, if there were a white woman saying, like, I was so disappointed because I saw, I looked and I saw white women with Negroes. 0.99

00:53:01.000 Like, if some white woman sent that in, they would be crucified. 1.00

00:53:04.000 It would be Joan of Arc, just burnt alive. 1.00

00:53:09.000 But it does seem, I mean, black women are just totally fine. 1.00

00:53:12.000 It's like, It's their territory. 0.98

00:53:14.000 There's this real territorialness when it comes to black men. 0.98

00:53:20.000 Yeah, well, it's a double standard.

00:53:22.000 I mean, look at that show Blackest.

00:53:23.000 Imagine if white people came up with a show called Whitest.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, you guys might be on it.

00:53:28.000 Yeah. Yeah, we would.

00:53:33.000 You're like, you know, you guys are like your Abercrombie Black. 0.99

00:53:36.000 You're just black enough to not intimidate white people. 0.96

00:53:38.000 A cool idea for a sitcom. 0.98

00:53:40.000 What? It's a sitcom about two coons. 1.00

00:53:45.000 It's called Whiteish. 1.00

00:53:47.000 It's big, bro.

00:53:48.000 Yeah. We got white kids and white wives. 1.00

00:53:51.000 It'd be hilarious. There's no need, by the way, there's no need for us to even be here.

00:53:54.000 Why are we here? When we taped the YouTube, Carol, we could hear them coming down the stairs.

00:53:59.000 It was an old staircase that does that.

00:54:01.000 What do you call that? It's not a zigzag.

00:54:02.000 What do you call when a stair goes back and forth between the houses?

00:54:04.000 I think it's a back and forth. Back and forth staircase?

00:54:06.000 And you could hear them. You could hear it from the house, and you're like, oh, man.

00:54:09.000 Shut up, man. Get out the way. 1.00

00:54:12.000 And they're like, okay, they're coming down.

00:54:15.000 They're going to be on time today.

00:54:16.000 Cartoon. Have you received mostly backlash?

00:54:19.000 Or do you feel like it's been kind of liberating and your fan base has supported you?

00:54:24.000 Because it's not like you guys have changed.

00:54:26.000 I just think maybe some people didn't necessarily know what they were getting.

00:54:29.000 If you look at what you guys have talked about for a long time, entrepreneurs in the military, and very politically incorrect, I just wonder if maybe it didn't compute.

00:54:38.000 I guess it didn't.

00:54:40.000 But they got it down, loud and clear.

00:54:43.000 Is that a good thing or bad thing?

00:54:45.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:54:47.000 But you can't please everybody.

00:54:49.000 Especially when it comes to comedy.

00:54:50.000 It's so subjective. You just got to be yourself.

00:54:52.000 People are either going to like you or they're not going to like you.

00:54:55.000 Well, hodgetwinstour.com, people who are listening now, go out and support them.

00:54:58.000 Have you had some supporters, though, come out to and be like, hey, man, now I'm a big fan of you guys.

00:55:03.000 No. Yeah, it was awesome.

00:55:04.000 It was like, what was we at in Columbus?

00:55:06.000 This woman kept coming. She came up to us, and she couldn't stop saying, bitch can't breathe. 1.00

00:55:13.000 She said, dad, there's something wrong with her lungs, son. 1.00

00:55:16.000 The bitch can't breathe. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Yeah. A lot of people come to our shows because of you guys. 1.00

00:55:26.000 Well, that's good. Well, I'm glad.

00:55:30.000 Hodgetwinstour.com. People should go and support them.

00:55:33.000 Because, you know, listen, their bitches need to breathe, too. 1.00

00:55:37.000 Bitches need to breathe, bitches need to eat. 1.00

00:55:38.000 Often, we've had people come in and do... 1.00

00:55:43.000 We've had people come in and do cameos, and sometimes it's been pretty rough where it's like, okay, you've got to stick to the script. 0.94

00:55:49.000 This was the first ad lib in a YouTube carol that came from the Hodge twins, and it was Bitch Can't Breathe. 0.96

00:55:54.000 We looked at each other, not Jared and I, and said, okay, we can work on this.

00:55:57.000 Green light. Green light. Let's let them run with it for a little bit, and it was great.

00:56:01.000 Really good stuff, really fun stuff, and you know what?

00:56:03.000 Here's the kind of thing. I know a lot of people today are, all it is is the FISA and obviously the budget, so it's boring.

00:56:09.000 I don't want to talk about it anymore. It's a really good feeling when you see someone, like you said, in tears laughing.

00:56:13.000 It really is something that's a universal language.

00:56:16.000 And unfortunately, the left has co-opted it and ruined it and tried to tell us what's funny, but just going out and getting people laughing, that's a service.

00:56:24.000 Yeah. Especially when it's old white ladies saying, bitch can't breathe. 1.00

00:56:28.000 Alright, this is hodgetwinstour.com, at Hodge Twins. 1.00

00:56:32.000 Your next date is when?

00:56:34.000 It's Washington, D.C. That's on the 25th.

00:56:37.000 It's a Sunday. I might be off.

00:56:39.000 All the information is at HorsetwinsTour.com.

00:56:42.000 All right.

00:56:44.000 We'll be back after this to wrap this program up in a nice ribbon.

00:56:48.000 Hopefully all of you can read.

00:56:52.000 Oh, brother!

00:57:00.000 Join my club!

00:57:03.000 Papa needs more cheeses.

00:57:05.000 I can only have it if you join my club.

00:57:10.000 No bother!

00:57:13.000 Join my club! Some of you complained that we didn't do the drowning dance last week.

00:58:07.000 First show back. First show back.

00:58:09.000 Are you okay there? I may have hurt myself on that one.

00:58:10.000 You may have hurt yourself? Yeah. What, your head or your back?

00:58:13.000 Feel a pop? Pop a vessel?

00:58:14.000 No, I'm good. Okay.

00:58:15.000 I'm good. I'm here. I'm present.

00:58:17.000 Thank you, by the way, to the Millennial and the Hodge twins.

00:58:19.000 We had some people actually come up live and say, I didn't know if you were going to do the drowning dance.

00:58:23.000 People were mad at us. First show. By the way.

00:58:25.000 I apologize. The first show, we did have some technical issues, I know, with some of the video stuff, some of the sound stuff.

00:58:30.000 You always want to concede it when people are right.

00:58:32.000 It's true. And people are like, what did you do when you moved to a new studio?

00:58:35.000 And it's like, well, hold on a second. We moved to a whole new editing space, and yeah, we did get Sven Computer set up.

00:58:40.000 But we also, a big part of it was getting what we did this week up and running with Virginia Tech.

00:58:44.000 Which was awesome. It went incredibly well, and we're going to have other schools coming soon.

00:58:48.000 SMU, I think, is next. That'd be awesome.

00:58:49.000 In early March. I think we have SMU somewhere in Illinois, somewhere in Alabama.

00:58:54.000 And the Liberty kids want to beat us to death. 0.92

00:58:56.000 That's right, Liberty University. If you want us to come to your school, you've got to be hounding your school.

00:59:00.000 Find a local YAF chapter or see someone who can bring us in because the school doesn't fund bringing people in.

00:59:05.000 And obviously we brought...

00:59:06.000 How many crew members did we bring in? 0.95

00:59:08.000 Six or eight. Six or eight.

00:59:09.000 And the camera is getting... It's expensive to bring the show on.

00:59:12.000 So it's different than a lecture. It's not a lecture.

00:59:14.000 It's a whole entertainment show. Yeah. It's a stage show, plus we do this show live.

00:59:19.000 And the reason I wanted to talk about it was because this was...

00:59:22.000 I talked about this with the Hodge twins.

00:59:24.000 Now, there's having a healthy ego, and then sometimes there's having low self-confidence.

00:59:28.000 And that's kind of what we talked about with me, the neuroticism with Jordan Peterson.

00:59:31.000 I didn't know that we were going to be able to fill up this theater.

00:59:33.000 Right. You have to understand that this whole last year, my entire life has been 100% dedicated to this show.

00:59:38.000 Because I know that you can only do one thing really, really well.

00:59:41.000 And I know that at this stage in my life, we've talked about this, I can't do stand-up and this show and then be going.

00:59:47.000 That's why I don't do really any cable news hits unless they let me do it right from here because I can't be shuttling to and from.

00:59:52.000 We don't have any time to do it.

00:59:54.000 So we finally said, okay, going into the new year, let's get the crew together.

00:59:57.000 Let's get the kit that we need.

00:59:59.000 To take this show on the road.

01:00:01.000 And there were a few glitches, but it went really well.

01:00:03.000 But keep in mind, that's a whole year before I'd even seen an audience.

01:00:06.000 So I didn't think we were going to fill this. And it was just...

01:00:08.000 We should have done two shows. 0.87

01:00:10.000 An hour before the show, we were like, how's it going out there?

01:00:12.000 They were like, that's a fire hazard. Yeah, this is insane.

01:00:15.000 And I don't say that to brag.

01:00:16.000 I say that because when you walked out just to prep...

01:00:21.000 People just loved it. It was a lot of fun.

01:00:23.000 It was a fun energy. There was a whole visual dynamic going on.

01:00:26.000 Lights and music.

01:00:28.000 It's not a lecture. We want it to be the party on campus.

01:00:31.000 What I could see compared to when I was performing in comedy clubs as a young man for drunks who had no idea who I was, you had to make sure you were funny and earn their laughs.

01:00:40.000 I'm pretty sure this show still performs for a few drunks.

01:00:42.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there are quite a few drunks.

01:00:43.000 I'm pretty sure they throw stuff to it at their computer.

01:00:45.000 No! Problematic!

01:00:49.000 No! By the quick plug, if you want to go back and watch the Virginia Tech show, it is on Siri TV. It is on Siri TV for Muckla members.

01:00:56.000 Future shows will be streamed to YouTube live on campus, just so you know.

01:01:01.000 So anything could happen. But we came out and the audience was just ready and they were supportive and it was a huge cheer.

01:01:07.000 I've never once in my life had a standing O just for walking out.

01:01:11.000 Um... And I could see how people, we've seen so many people, including some conservatives, how they've fallen.

01:01:17.000 And you see that with Justin Trudeau, and you see it with President Trump.

01:01:20.000 It felt really good to see that our monologue jokes, all these bits, just did really, really well live.

01:01:24.000 You're like, okay, we get a laugh in the room of ten people, whoever in our pitch room, but it was good to see a whole audience of people on board and not offended.

01:01:31.000 Including the cancer joke, by the way.

01:01:33.000 It's true. They were on board with it. There were some rough ones.

01:01:34.000 There were some really rough ones.

01:01:36.000 Thank you for supporting us.

01:01:38.000 By the way, if I get a terminal illness, totally okay to laugh at me.

01:01:40.000 I already know Sven Computer will. Oh, for sure.

01:01:42.000 You have stage four ball cancer.

01:01:44.000 That's comedy gold. I don't think you understand comedy, Sven Computer.

01:01:47.000 But I realize that this is something that could really go to people's head.

01:01:51.000 Because you have people who, they'll perform, they get a thunderous applause, or a president, or a prime minister.

01:01:56.000 How do you get so far along the trail?

01:01:58.000 A good example is, how does he say two-spirited and not realize it?

01:02:01.000 Because he's surrounded by people who, his baseline was standing O, and then he said LGBTQAAI, and it Just goes from there, and then pee, and then he doesn't even look back to see if the people are clapping anymore. 0.90

01:02:13.000 She goes, too spirited, and assumes that he has the audience in his pocket, and they're going to want to go along with him.

01:02:18.000 Same thing with President Donald Trump.

01:02:20.000 Even a lot of conservatives are going, do we really want to spend this money on a military parade?

01:02:23.000 If you are surrounded by yes-men, we've talked about how that's a problem, but there are also two mentalities to approaching not only a live performance, but to approaching life. 0.97

01:02:32.000 And we talked about this. Remember after the show, I said, everyone was on a high.

01:02:35.000 I said, yeah, but listen, the next audience hasn't seen that.

01:02:39.000 They weren't there clapping.

01:02:41.000 The jokes that we had that worked, it worked tonight, but the next audience, they haven't seen it.

01:02:44.000 Every single time, and I've always tried to do this with every single show that we do here,

01:02:49.000 when we went hashtag never daily, every time we bring in a new guest,

01:02:52.000 every time we try a new sketch, every time we try to expand or hire a new person, I go, OK,

01:02:55.000 here's the baseline.

01:02:57.000 We have to earn the audience.

01:02:58.000 We have to earn the laughs.

01:03:00.000 We have to earn your trust every single time, starting at zero.

01:03:04.000 You probably noticed it really well as a comedian, when you do shows back-to-back the same night.

01:03:08.000 Yes.

01:03:09.000 That's a whole...

01:03:10.000 I can't wrap my head around the energy that goes into doing it one time,

01:03:14.000 nailing it, and then be like, okay, back to zero.

01:03:16.000 But the difference is, here's the difference.

01:03:18.000 If we did two shows that night, we still would have had a much better show than, say, if we were just doing a random show in a mic.

01:03:22.000 Because people are there to see us.

01:03:24.000 And it's great, and we want you to be there.

01:03:26.000 And we are incredibly grateful.

01:03:27.000 But just like people tried to call us on the Germany tax thing, people will tell us that they don't necessarily like maybe the Trudeau.

01:03:33.000 People will tell us if the camera was wrong or if the sound was wrong.

01:03:36.000 I want you to call us on it.

01:03:37.000 You can live a life where you assume the baseline as everyone loves you, and you continue on your merry way, and guess what happens?

01:03:43.000 That's how you become out of touch. That's how ego absolutely destroys you, and we've seen that.

01:03:47.000 Then you become the guy talking about how, at one time I was on Carson, right?

01:03:52.000 You see this all the time.

01:03:53.000 You see old and bitter, previously huge Hollywood acts, and you see it.

01:03:59.000 You see how it weighs on them.

01:04:00.000 And the truth is, humbling yourself before that It's actually a lot less painful than the world doing it for you.

01:04:06.000 So imagine this. You go out to an audience next time, and you've got that in your head.

01:04:09.000 They're going to applaud.

01:04:11.000 They're going to love me. But maybe something went wrong.

01:04:13.000 Maybe, for some reason, they weren't let in early.

01:04:15.000 Maybe they were waiting there out in the freezing cold and rain for two hours, and now they come in five minutes before the show.

01:04:20.000 And you're expecting applause and love, and instead they're pissed and they're ready to go home.

01:04:24.000 How do you think you're going to do better?

01:04:26.000 If you come out and you go, okay, these people, we haven't performed for them yet, we've got to earn it, or if you go out and you're expecting the applause and it's not there.

01:04:34.000 Because here's the deal. Every single person who's had any success in their life, and every single person watching this will experience success to some degree, whether it's personally, financially, any person here will experience success at some point.

01:04:45.000 And every single person, that same person, if you're listening right now,

01:04:49.000 will also be taken down a peg or two.

01:04:52.000 And if you're expecting to be up here, if you're coming in with an attitude of entitlement

01:04:56.000 that, well, people love me, I'm great, guess what?

01:04:59.000 It's gonna be that much more painful for you when you're taken down.

01:05:03.000 Humble yourself or the world will do it for you and it stings.

01:05:07.000 And that's one thing as we do these live shows and we go forward, I've told you guys,

01:05:09.000 that's why we're recalibrating.

01:05:10.000 It went really well at Virginia Tech, But when we go to SMU, we have some changes to make,

01:05:16.000 The show is always new because the monologue is new.

01:05:18.000 Always the jokes are new. The sketches are new.

01:05:20.000 But we've made sure to tell the audience, and the same thing when we do this show here on YouTube, on CRTV, for Mug Club members.

01:05:25.000 Every single time we flip on the cameras, I tell everyone here, listen, yesterday doesn't matter.

01:05:32.000 Today you've got to earn it.

01:05:34.000 You've got to act as though no one knows who you are, no one cares who you are, and this stands alone.

01:05:40.000 And I wish more conservatives did that because we've talked about this.

01:05:43.000 A lot of times people just come in and they assume that you want to hear them lecture.

01:05:46.000 They're kind of building the life of last week's touchdown.

01:05:48.000 Right, exactly. It doesn't add at all to your points this week.

01:05:52.000 Last week's touchdown does not help you in tonight's game.

01:05:56.000 Two ways to approach life.

01:05:57.000 Assume you're going to win, assume you're getting credit for what you did before, or assume that nothing is given to you.

01:06:03.000 And every single time you have to earn that audience, you have to earn that laugh, you have to earn that dollar, you have to earn that trust, you have to earn that respect.

01:06:09.000 Here's the deal. There are two ways to approach life.

01:06:12.000 One of them guarantees you that no matter what happens, it's at least a pleasant surprise.

01:06:18.000 And the other guarantees monumental, soul-crushing defeat.

01:06:24.000 The moment you aren't at your peak.

01:06:26.000 And no one stays at their peak forever.

01:06:28.000 So thank you so much for making Virginia Tech a great show.

01:06:30.000 And we'll have more shows coming up.

01:06:32.000 We'll announce this probably next week. Cannot wait.

01:06:34.000 We are trying to earn you as an audience every single time.

01:06:37.000 We never take you for granted. Thank you so much.

01:06:39.000 It was really touching to have that many people come out.

01:06:41.000 Really appreciate it. Shout out to crazy people from Saskatchewan. 0.98

01:06:43.000 Drove 1,800 miles. 0.99

Louder with Crowder - February 09, 2018

#280 GOVT SHUTDOWN ARMAGEDDON! Roaming Millennial and Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder

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