Louder with Crowder - #284 ELON MUSK: 'I NEED YOUR $$'! RazorFist and Clint Howard | Louder With Crowder

00:00:00.000 And episode 284 is underway.

00:00:02.000 A hard-fought number with countless lawsuits and seasoned assistants.

00:00:05.000 The wonder Crowder is still on its feet.

00:00:08.000 Here's the Fred Rogers estate, the Fred Rogers Company.

00:00:10.000 Mr. Rogers, of course, angry about Crowder's parody, looking to try his hand.

00:00:14.000 Oh, boy, the brutality is just unbearable.

00:00:16.000 Hence, oh, here is the Bob Ross estate!

00:00:18.000 Apparently angry with Crowder's painting, Mohammed administration is now having a go. 0.99

00:00:22.000 Oh, and this is just brutal.

00:00:24.000 He's using every illegal tactic in the book. 0.95

00:00:26.000 Bogus copyright claims, bogging down the channels, they're uselessly damned!

00:00:30.000 I tell you it's a tragedy if the lawyers allow this to go on any longer. 0.93

00:00:33.000 Oh no!

00:00:34.000 It appears to be Mr. YouTube himself.

00:00:36.000 Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks, well-known for his...

00:00:39.000 to work directly with YouTube is looking to take his turn.

00:00:42.000 Oh, and now YouTube's trapping Crowder with big body shots. 0.83

00:01:03.000 How he's still up is anyone's guess.

00:01:05.000 No channel can endure this kind of punishment.

00:01:07.000 The latter was trying to channel has somehow managed to stay afloat.

00:01:32.000 This is a tragedy, but a testament to the fact that Mugbot has allowed him the will 0.69

00:01:37.000 to continue on with a champion's heart.

00:01:38.000 But I tell you, they, they, not you.

00:01:42.000 Hey. Hey, YouTube.

00:01:46.000 You never got me down.

00:01:48.000 You never got me down, YouTube.

00:01:51.000 You never got me down!

00:01:53.000 You never got me down, YouTube!

00:01:56.000 Hey, Mug Club! 0.99

00:01:57.000 You never got me down!

00:02:01.000 They never got me down.

00:02:03.000 I'm not going to let you down.

00:02:05.000 I'm not going to let you down. 1.00

00:02:07.000 You're a strange animal. That's what I know. 0.99

00:02:36.000 You're a strange animal. I've got to follow. 0.99

00:02:43.000 I'm a species.

00:02:46.000 You.

00:02:51.000 It's the sound of the weekend because it's a Thursday live stream.

00:02:54.000 Boom! Once a week. Thursday live stream.

00:02:55.000 I haven't introduced you yet. We have great guests.

00:02:57.000 We have Razor Fist. 0.99

00:02:58.000 That's Mr. Razor Fist with a zero because he's cool.

00:03:01.000 We have Clint Howard on the show. 0.81

00:03:03.000 So he's insane. And Owen Benjamin with a song.

00:03:06.000 Little diddy. And, of course, producing with me in Video Studio, as always, is my faithful producer, because he's producing, Jared, who is not gay. 0.96

00:03:14.000 Follow him on Twitter, notgayjared. Meet us, credit with your thoughts, your comments, your photoshops.

00:03:17.000 I've fulfilled my legal obligations, as far as I know.

00:03:20.000 Draw your own conclusions. Are we good? We're good.

00:03:22.000 I appreciate that. Gerald Morgan, simplifiedwine.com.

00:03:24.000 Apparently, you can order wine and have it shipped to your door, but why would you want to, unless you're a raging alcoholic?

00:03:29.000 Adgy Morgan Jr., what's the wine of the day?

00:03:30.000 What's the wine of the day? We've got a bear-tage Zinfandel.

00:03:33.000 Are you more of a bear guy? You like the bears?

00:03:36.000 I see you hanging out with him in the Folsom Street Fair.

00:03:38.000 Of course, doing overlays. At Sven Computer, how are you, sir?

00:03:41.000 Hello, beep-beep. You can follow me on Twitter, at Elon Musk.

00:03:48.000 Oh, thanks for foreshadowing, Sven.

00:03:50.000 We're going to be talking about Elon Musk today.

00:03:52.000 I know everyone wants to talk about the shooting, the tragedy, and this is always sad when it happens.

00:03:58.000 It happens on the show, and then we, hey, knock it, Jared, I'm over here.

00:04:01.000 He's looking at me. You see what he's doing?

00:04:02.000 He's looking at me. He's looking at you.

00:04:04.000 He's looking at everyone but me. I'm beautiful.

00:04:05.000 It's his show sometimes. It's because he gets emotionally uncomfortable.

00:04:08.000 You know, you wish... 1.00

00:04:11.000 We'll be talking about why Elon Musk sucks. 0.97

00:04:13.000 Let me say that, because I'm tired of always having to deal with the political mudslinging when it comes to public shootings. 0.98

00:04:19.000 But that's, you know, question of the day.

00:04:21.000 Comment below. I genuinely want to hear from you.

00:04:23.000 Do you think that we should do the class act, just mourn those who lost, as we usually would have throughout human history?

00:04:29.000 Or are we beyond the point of, can we no longer afford that?

00:04:31.000 Has the left forced us to fight fire with fire?

00:04:34.000 Do we have to go tit for tat?

00:04:36.000 That's a question I struggle with.

00:04:37.000 Because a lot of times people go, well, you're doing the same thing.

00:04:39.000 Well, yeah, I am. But that's because they're politicizing the gun control issue before the bodies are even cold.

00:04:44.000 I don't know.

00:04:46.000 What do you think? I think you have to.

00:04:48.000 I hate having to respond to these things like that, but you have to throw logic out there because if people use emotion to make laws, we're going to end up really screwed in the end.

00:04:55.000 No, we're going to end up like the United States of America.

00:04:57.000 Okay, here. Jared, you know what?

00:04:59.000 We've already done rebuttals with Vox because they had the biggest anti-gun video for a while with the Young Turks.

00:05:04.000 We've done videos out there on the Second Amendment, whether it's meant just for muskets. 0.99

00:05:07.000 We did the same thing with freedom of speech.

00:05:09.000 We've done the gun show loophole.

00:05:10.000 We've done so many videos.

00:05:11.000 We've done so many shows where we've dealt with the Australian gun buyback, I'm not going to revisit it.

00:05:20.000 Let's recap it, and then we'll be done with it, because I know you're dealing with this on every single other show, and we can move on to why Elon Musk sucks or something else, because I'm tired of the same conversation over and over.

00:05:30.000 Set your timer. Let's go. Assault weapons are We're good to go.

00:05:49.000 in reducing violent crime.

00:05:50.000 The United States, by the way, does not have the highest violent crime rate

00:05:52.000 in the industrialized world.

00:05:53.000 Most of the statistical gun deaths that you actually read about include suicides.

00:05:57.000 That's something I didn't tell you.

00:05:58.000 Gun, by the way, guns save millions more lives than they ever take, according to the FBI,

00:06:02.000 anywhere from 200,000 to 3 million.

00:06:04.000 Plus, by the way, none of this matters because the Second Amendment ensures your right

00:06:08.000 to self-preservation period, including firearms period.

00:06:11.000 And yes, that extends beyond muskets to high capacity guns that were around back then,

00:06:15.000 like the Pelton-Flintlock, the Bunker Gun, the Peckinpock's Revolver. 1.00

00:06:17.000 And by the way, you're an asshole for exploiting this senseless tragedy 1.00

00:06:20.000 to try and forcibly strip us of our human rights regardless. 1.00

00:06:24.000 Okay, on with the show.

00:06:26.000 Does that about cover it? I think that's about it.

00:06:27.000 You pieces of human s**t. 1.00

00:06:29.000 If I could stand up and clap right now. 1.00

00:06:30.000 Less than a minute. That's pretty good.

00:06:32.000 You can skip the entire CNN. And we've covered all of that.

00:06:35.000 Watch this. Where's your reference, Mr.

00:06:37.000 Internet Skeptic? Do some research, guys.

00:06:40.000 Go f*** yourself. I'm so tired of the gun. 1.00

00:06:43.000 What bothers me is the grandstanding, the political grandstanding, the virtue signaling as though they have the moral high ground when their very position is evil.

00:06:52.000 And I mean that. No, it's evil to disarm.

00:06:57.000 Law-abiding citizens.

00:06:59.000 People often say, like, what gives you the right?

00:07:01.000 Who in the hell do you think you are?

00:07:04.000 Because someone did something bad, you think that you now have the right to strip me of my God-given right to self-defense? 0.96

00:07:11.000 That's the problem with people, countries like Europe. 0.82

00:07:13.000 Sorry, Sven Computer. That's the problem with countries that don't recognize your rights coming from somewhere else other than the government.

00:07:17.000 Sorry, you get the angry, skeptic, atheist mad at me.

00:07:20.000 Guess what? The Constitution recognized that rights were bestowed to us.

00:07:23.000 They were bestowed upon us by God, not by government.

00:07:26.000 But these people don't believe that.

00:07:27.000 They think they gave you the rights. That's why they think they can take it away.

00:07:30.000 They think they can tell you you can't defend yourself because something did something mean on a school property.

00:07:35.000 And you know what? It's terrible.

00:07:36.000 And it sucks. And I wish we could just say it's terrible and it sucks. 1.00

00:07:39.000 And I wish we could just say, God, what an awful tragedy. 0.90

00:07:41.000 Can't we mourn as a nation? And the left talks about coming together and finding common ground.

00:07:45.000 How about you find common ground, shut your mouth, and let the bodies be buried before you push bulls**t Legislation that you know won't do anything, and you don't even abide by yourself. 0.99

00:07:58.000 Alright. In Olympic news, I had to get that out. 0.99

00:08:03.000 The Jamaican bobsled team coach has just quit, and she's taking the team sled with her.

00:08:08.000 This comes to us from CBS Sports.

00:08:10.000 The all-female bobsled team was revealed in a series of firsts.

00:08:13.000 That's the big thing. No, a series of firsts.

00:08:15.000 Oh, nice. First female Jamaican bobsled team.

00:08:17.000 Like, come on. But just days before, their South Korean debut, Sandra Carisaces, I have it right here.

00:08:25.000 Anyway, a former gold medalist for Germany, Germany has to import their bobsled coaches, put her post at the helm of the team's staff, and she is now threatening to keep the sled, claiming legal ownership.

00:08:37.000 So naturally, this isn't the news, the team's very upset, and apparently they've been issuing veiled threats to their former coach, which has already prompted Disney to purchase the film rights. 0.97

00:08:45.000 Bitch, why you running? 1.00

00:08:48.000 They didn't... No S. No S. They just got to lop it right off. 1.00

00:08:52.000 That's the Canadian version. I think she would have already taken the sled, but she couldn't find a man to push it.

00:08:56.000 Oh! You had...

00:08:58.000 Can I guess the muscle? Can I guess the muscle over here?

00:09:02.000 You were saying when asked, I guess you had it in the story, they asked the lady.

00:09:07.000 They asked the lady? Yeah. Yeah, she had something to say about the sled, and she responded...

00:09:14.000 Mine! Mine! Mine! 1.00

00:09:16.000 Mine! Mine! 1.00

00:09:17.000 Mine! Mine! Mine! 1.00

00:09:19.000 The only one not saying it I love is the actual German here. 0.97

00:09:22.000 In her defense, she only knows two words.

00:09:24.000 Mein! And Juden. So she is pretty weird. 0.96

00:09:26.000 I thought that was weird too. The FBI is now investigating a funeral home for allegedly running a side business selling body parts.

00:09:34.000 Gotta make that money. The federal inquiry began several months ago, shortly after Reuters interviewed a half dozen workers who formerly worked for Hess.

00:09:46.000 You know what's funny? It's actually not illegal, I was saying.

00:09:47.000 I guess there's nothing against selling it for, like, medical experience.

00:09:50.000 Oh. Yeah. I don't know.

00:09:51.000 Something along those lines. You can't sell your own organs, but I guess someone else can.

00:09:56.000 Officials, they said their suspicions were first raised, like, with Al Capone, as always.

00:09:59.000 Accounting discrepancies. That's how they caught it.

00:10:01.000 But it was later confirmed when they saw the BOGO pancreas close out.

00:10:04.000 That was what tipped them on.

00:10:05.000 That'll do it. Here's what's concerning to me.

00:10:08.000 It's never concerning to me when a business-minded person fills a market.

00:10:12.000 It always concerns me when I discover there's a market for something I never think there should be a market for.

00:10:16.000 Yes, exactly. That's what concerns me.

00:10:18.000 These guys, these are just...

00:10:19.000 No, there's a market for that.

00:10:21.000 Capitalists. Well, I guess you can't really use it.

00:10:23.000 Scientifically, yes, but other than that, like, who's buying this?

00:10:26.000 I know someone who won't be an organ...

00:10:27.000 This is another question of the day, along with my first one.

00:10:30.000 Are you an organ donor?

00:10:31.000 I know some people say they don't want to be an organ donor because they think they'll have the paddles, like...

00:10:35.000 I heard that's bullcrap. 0.90

00:10:37.000 Yeah, I can't imagine that that's true. 0.98

00:10:39.000 I am a donor, dang it. What are you doing?

00:10:41.000 I was looking at my license to see if I was a donor.

00:10:43.000 Oh, that's right. You have the wallet phone.

00:10:45.000 For a while, I wasn't because of that. Because he can't be bothered carrying a wallet like a man. 0.99

00:10:48.000 Iran has accused the West...

00:10:51.000 Of using lizards to spy on them.

00:10:54.000 This comes from the Times of Israel.

00:10:57.000 The former chief of staff of Iran's armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies have used lizards to attract atomic waves and spy on his country's nuclear program.

00:11:06.000 The lady doth protest too much. 1.00

00:11:08.000 Nothing to see here.

00:11:10.000 Can Iran get any more paranoid with them? 1.00

00:11:12.000 Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

00:11:17.000 Allahu Akbar! You only agitate it.

00:11:23.000 We'll deal with it later. Kansas officials have now come out and said that, guys, it's okay.

00:11:29.000 Put on your game face.

00:11:30.000 Smile for the cameras.

00:11:32.000 Kansas officials say this dog can't run for governor.

00:11:36.000 Yeah. This is a real story.

00:11:38.000 The dog thought he was a shoo-in because there ain't nothing in a rule book disqualifying dogs from being governor.

00:11:45.000 Ha! Unfortunately for him, his urine sample did.

00:11:51.000 He's the Nick Nolte slash Gary Busey of dogs.

00:11:54.000 What if he just unzipped himself to reveal Roy Moore trying again?

00:11:58.000 There were paw prints in my yearbook, and I thought it was sweet.

00:12:02.000 Looking back, it wasn't sweet!

00:12:04.000 Somebody was sniffing. Dyson.

00:12:06.000 I will say this. My wife will love this because my wife loves Dyson vacuums.

00:12:10.000 Actually, I vacuum, but my wife does most of the vacuuming, namely because I force her. 1.00

00:12:15.000 Dyson plans to bring a premium electric car to market by 2020.

00:12:19.000 This comes from CNET.

00:12:20.000 The car is initially set to feature solid-state batteries, technology in which I guess Dyson

00:12:25.000 has been investing heavily.

00:12:26.000 Now if they can bring this technology to market first, it will actually give them a huge leg

00:12:29.000 up on more established competitors, I'm sure you can guess, thanks to the solid-state batteries,

00:12:33.000 higher energy density, and I guess it recharges more quickly versus standard wet cells.

00:12:37.000 In other news, and what some people have seen as a response, Elon Musk has announced his

00:12:42.000 latest space vacuum.

00:12:44.000 It's got a cup holder too.

00:12:47.000 A cup holder. Only costs $14 billion.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, I don't... Well, you were saying something about the vacuum.

00:12:54.000 That doesn't make any sense in space.

00:12:56.000 There's no atmosphere, right? What are you talking about?

00:12:58.000 There's no atmosphere in space. They still could have something to vacuum.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, but there's no...

00:13:02.000 It can't suck anything in.

00:13:04.000 There's nothing to work on, right?

00:13:05.000 You mean no force to work against?

00:13:07.000 Yes. There's still pressure, but you could create a centrifuge pressure inside the vacuum, right?

00:13:13.000 I don't know if that's a thing. I don't know.

00:13:14.000 Let's say you go down to different pressure in the ocean.

00:13:17.000 You still can keep relatively consistent pressure in your suit.

00:13:21.000 We're talking about space, though.

00:13:23.000 Yeah, but they would still, I mean, they would have to have some kind of a gasket.

00:13:26.000 I mean, they vacuum stuff up in the spaceship.

00:13:29.000 In the ship, yes, because they have some atmosphere in the ship.

00:13:33.000 Yeah. It's artificial. Oh, so you meant in this...

00:13:35.000 Okay, that makes sense then.

00:13:36.000 Okay, in the spaceship, beep, beep.

00:13:38.000 But outside the camera. What were you thinking?

00:13:39.000 Yeah, he's just vacuuming. Why would anyone vacuum anything outside a spaceship?

00:13:44.000 Well, the Photoshop looked like that. 0.95

00:13:45.000 Just vacuuming like the space trash.

00:13:47.000 It's a promo! It's not factually accurate.

00:13:49.000 It was a magazine spread from Tesla.

00:13:52.000 He's scamming people out of their money.

00:13:53.000 I have enough of you.

00:13:57.000 Oh, sorry. Anyway, we really crossed wires there.

00:14:00.000 This is off to a fantastic start.

00:14:02.000 You know what's funny? Actually, because you were the one who really...

00:14:04.000 You can't stand Elon Musk.

00:14:05.000 And he made news last week.

00:14:07.000 What was it because of the launch of his...

00:14:08.000 Is it the SpaceX? Yeah, I think they launched a new fucking heavy missile. 0.99

00:14:12.000 Okay. And what happened with it? 0.98

00:14:13.000 It failed, right?

00:14:15.000 Because of the... Do you guys know?

00:14:17.000 I don't know. It was a Tesla RV. What was it?

00:14:20.000 Headed to the asteroid belt and instead...

00:14:22.000 It was supposed to...

00:14:24.000 The middle booster was supposed to land.

00:14:26.000 That crashed. And then it was supposed to go to Mars.

00:14:29.000 Beep, beep. The Tesla RV. It was supposed to go to where?

00:14:32.000 Mars. Mars. I love that he knew to correct himself.

00:14:35.000 Okay. And instead...

00:14:36.000 Oh, that's right. And then... Yeah.

00:14:38.000 And then instead, what happened? It went off.

00:14:40.000 It's on course to the asteroid belt.

00:14:41.000 Beep, beep. Right. So it's going to crash.

00:14:43.000 I guess. Yeah.

00:14:44.000 I'm not an expert. We've crashed...

00:14:46.000 The computer has no clue.

00:14:49.000 Okay, this is just a segment here.

00:14:51.000 You know what? How do you feel about Elon Musk?

00:14:53.000 I think he's a dick. 0.99

00:14:55.000 Everyone loves Elon Musk. 1.00

00:14:57.000 I think I'm in the minority here.

00:14:58.000 It's like people were saying The Godfather is the best film ever.

00:15:03.000 I think Chinatown was a better movie that year.

00:15:04.000 I think The Godfather's fine. It's like Carol Burnett.

00:15:06.000 I don't find Carol Burnett funny. I'm in this small minority.

00:15:08.000 I don't like Elon Musk.

00:15:10.000 I don't find the stuff he does that cool either.

00:15:11.000 We went to LA and the one guy, my Uber driver, was just fawning over the new Tesla Model 3.

00:15:17.000 It looks like a Ford Focus with a facelift.

00:15:20.000 I get it, but at some point, I love guys that throw out crazy, audacious ideas.

00:15:25.000 So that part of it, I like.

00:15:26.000 That's fine. The problem is that he uses government subsidies to fund projects that we'd never like to stand on if it weren't for billions of dollars.

00:15:33.000 And that's the debate. That's the debate right there.

00:15:35.000 So engineers calling him an idiot for tunneling and stuff like that or whatever. 1.00

00:15:39.000 Which he might be. Well, he could very well be, but hey, go for it. 1.00

00:15:41.000 Well, like Tesla, that's a good example.

00:15:43.000 It's Elon, it's the electric car, okay?

00:15:45.000 It's basically a way to scam the government out of money and let celebrities, rich people, virtue signal with their electric cars.

00:15:50.000 Without government subsidies, Tesla would employ, I think sales in Denmark went down about, Sven Computer can bring this up, 60% once they started phasing out the tax breaks.

00:15:58.000 There you go, from Bloomberg. So the government with the Tesla, and I talked about this with the Prius back when I did a video at PJTV in 2009, it was still losing Toyota money on everyone's sold, and it was the most profitable hybrid vehicle at that point.

00:16:10.000 I think the Nissan Leaf was a similar story.

00:16:12.000 Was it? Yeah, there was so many subsidies, and I don't think it really made the many things.

00:16:15.000 Well, the story with the Prius, a lot of people don't remember, there were a lot of other hybrid cars at that point, but the Prius is the only one that was a driving guilt token.

00:16:22.000 So they wanted to drive it.

00:16:24.000 There was basically the Honda Civic Hybrid, but you didn't get the street cred.

00:16:27.000 Yeah. He's like, oh, he drives a Civic. No, it's a hybrid!

00:16:29.000 Look at the rear fender!

00:16:32.000 Like, oh, he drives a Prius.

00:16:33.000 He must really have... He must know what's up.

00:16:36.000 By the way, every single person who can't drive got together in Los Angeles and picked the Prius as their car of choice.

00:16:41.000 Which is funny about the Tesla because you get liberals praising it, but you see one driving around and you're like, I know the guy's in the 1%.

00:16:47.000 Yes, well, let's get to that.

00:16:49.000 That's what's important, because let me sort of set the stage.

00:16:51.000 The government is taking taxpayer money.

00:16:53.000 They're giving it to rich people as a reward for purchasing these pretentious cars.

00:16:56.000 I know they're fun to drive. I've heard they're fun.

00:16:58.000 $7,500 rebate from the federal government, right, on the purchase price.

00:17:02.000 And I think some states, like California, it's $2,500 or more.

00:17:05.000 They can add it up to their own. By the way, like you said, the average household, do you know the average household income?

00:17:10.000 The Tesla owner? Tesla Model X or Model X? Model X is the one, and then Model 3 is the one that just came out.

00:17:17.000 It's a big deal, I guess. I don't know.

00:17:18.000 Okay. 503,000.

00:17:20.000 Wow. Yeah. Where's Bernie Sanders when you need him?

00:17:23.000 They need help, too, man. Where is Bernie when you need him?

00:17:26.000 That's just what I wanted. His next campaign should be, Out with the Teslas!

00:17:31.000 503 doesn't buy as much as you think in LA. No, it doesn't.

00:17:34.000 It doesn't. It does not buy as much.

00:17:36.000 Namely, you're just getting stabbed and you're 503 being taken from.

00:17:39.000 Pretty much, yeah. So then there was a SolarCity project.

00:17:42.000 The SolarCity reportedly received, I think it's close to $500 million, $490-something million, Sven, let's bring that up, in direct grants from the Treasury Department.

00:17:50.000 Wow. The cost of the government would be a total of somewhere around between $1 and $2 billion.

00:17:54.000 I think it was $1.5 billion.

00:17:56.000 I don't have it in front of me. I know Sven does.

00:17:57.000 Do your job, Sven Computer. Which would include treasury grants paid to SolarCity directly.

00:18:01.000 SpaceX! Everyone loves to talk about SpaceX.

00:18:03.000 Yeah, this is just me. I'm not a huge fan of the Elon Musk thing because I think it's a house of cards.

00:18:07.000 If you want to talk about some guy being a brilliant...

00:18:09.000 There are people who are brilliant entrepreneurs.

00:18:11.000 There are people who create products and services that people want and they make their money.

00:18:13.000 And then there are people who find a way to game the system.

00:18:15.000 And I would say half a billion dollars in direct government grants.

00:18:18.000 You're kind of gaming the system.

00:18:19.000 SpaceX, same thing. More government subsidies.

00:18:22.000 About 20 million in economic development subsidies from Texas to construct the launch facility there.

00:18:28.000 And then I think separate from, what is it, separate from incentives, SpaceX, they've gotten, is it something like 5.5 billion?

00:18:34.000 Over 5 billion. Over 5 billion in government contracts.

00:18:36.000 So that's a big thing. You never know.

00:18:38.000 Some of those contracts are no bid.

00:18:40.000 But contracts, these are from NASA all the way up to the Air Force.

00:18:43.000 Overall, you have Musk's empire.

00:18:45.000 And I get it. I'm going to get tech people who are mad at me.

00:18:47.000 I'm not saying I wish the guy ill will at all.

00:18:51.000 But his empire has taken in over $5 billion from the government.

00:18:57.000 It's not the same.

00:18:58.000 He didn't invent a better mousetrap.

00:19:00.000 When you say government, you mean you.

00:19:02.000 You. Yeah. I was going to say, and that's where the argument comes.

00:19:06.000 So do you, some of these things, I would make the argument on some of the big things that nobody else is going to do this, right?

00:19:12.000 And you would probably disagree with me, right?

00:19:14.000 So like on the SpaceX stuff or on the big expensive project, sometimes it has to be like going to the government funding, right?

00:19:21.000 Well, look at fracking. Right, but those aren't incredibly cost prohibitive.

00:19:26.000 Fracking? Like going to outer space.

00:19:28.000 Are you out of your mind, sir? Are you out of your tree, sir?

00:19:30.000 But you can sell it immediately.

00:19:31.000 He's going to space for a long time not making any money.

00:19:34.000 And I can say the government, but that's because the government basically made it so they were the only ones who could do it.

00:19:37.000 Right, yeah. And then other enterprises do it better. 0.93

00:19:39.000 But we subsidize stuff like oil right now and coal and things like that.

00:19:42.000 We do now, but that's because it was ultimately the government's trying to hitch its wagon to something that is already profitable, that already works.

00:19:47.000 The market will determine that.

00:19:49.000 It is profitable. There is oil.

00:19:51.000 Contrary to what people think, it's actually possibly a very renewable resource.

00:19:54.000 And we're certainly not running out of peak oil.

00:19:56.000 Remember that term, peak oil?

00:19:57.000 Peak oil? It's not a thing.

00:19:59.000 Wasn't that supposed to already happen? It's not a thing anymore.

00:20:00.000 I don't know. I don't agree with you.

00:20:01.000 I mean, think about this for a second. I think if something is useful, people will figure it out.

00:20:06.000 Someone at one point looked at a pineapple on a tree and said, I can jam that in my mouth.

00:20:13.000 So I don't disagree. I'm just saying, would it take a lot longer?

00:20:16.000 Or does that mean that it just shouldn't happen either, right?

00:20:19.000 It doesn't take very long at all if you're a socialist such as yourself.

00:20:21.000 I'm not a socialist at all. He is a socialist.

00:20:23.000 But anyway, to get to the bottom of it, we actually have a scoop.

00:20:26.000 We have a scoop, and we're very blessed to have it.

00:20:27.000 And so I know it's not necessarily the best intro, but maybe you can clear a few things up.

00:20:32.000 Here to discuss this directly is Mr.

00:20:35.000 Elon Musk himself. Mr. Musk, can you hear us?

00:20:37.000 Of course, Stephen. I have the fastest internet in the world, dummy. 0.80

00:20:40.000 Well, that makes sense. So, thrilled to have you here, mostly, but it wouldn't be fair of me if I didn't toss you a few hardballs off the bat.

00:20:47.000 I hope you understand. Of course, Stephen.

00:20:48.000 I love hardballs. Great.

00:20:50.000 First, how would you respond to the critics who say that your company has essentially relied on government funding?

00:20:58.000 That's a common criticism, Stephen.

00:21:00.000 But what people often miss is that, in fact, I made more money.

00:21:04.000 Yeah. But you see, that's the problem.

00:21:07.000 You're taking it from the taxpayer and claiming it as profit.

00:21:11.000 But I made more money, though. No, no. Elon, that's not profit.

00:21:14.000 It doesn't even include willing investors.

00:21:16.000 That's just... My money?

00:21:19.000 No, see, maybe I'm not explaining this correctly, but you see, me, Elon Musk, with all these subsidies, I made more money.

00:21:26.000 It's my money, too. I totally get where you're coming from, but I'm changing the world here.

00:21:31.000 For example, right now, wouldn't you like to explore the outer rings of Jupiter?

00:21:35.000 Well, you know, actually, I think if we're being honest...

00:21:39.000 I would say both of us.

00:21:40.000 Yeah, that does sound like something that I might want to...

00:21:43.000 Because that project right now is in developing stages and we are accepting contributions and funding.

00:21:47.000 Okay, I think we're done here.

00:21:48.000 We're done. Horn team!

00:21:50.000 We're also accepting private contributions now.

00:21:52.000 Okay, and how much will that cost?

00:21:53.000 I will send you this envelope.

00:21:56.000 Inside this envelope is a return envelope.

00:21:58.000 You just place some stamps on it that you have to get yourself and your contribution.

00:22:02.000 And then you'll send it back to me. Okay, that's it.

00:22:03.000 Elon Musk, everybody.

00:22:05.000 Not good, Jared. Please hang up.

00:22:06.000 This is my new plasma launcher.

00:22:07.000 Faster. I don't know what I expected.

00:22:10.000 Elon Musk, only thinking of numero uno.

00:22:12.000 We'll be right back after this with RazörFist and Clint Howard.

00:22:29.000 If these people keep flagging us, I'm gonna sue somebody.

00:22:31.000 But go ahead and sue everybody. You're a tough guy.

00:22:33.000 Go sue people. Sue Nuttkejerd. 0.93

00:22:35.000 Sue Barbara Ross. Sue YouTube.

00:22:36.000 Sue me while you're at it. What do I can?

00:22:38.000 You're killing yourself the way you eat. 1.00

00:22:40.000 You're a fat f**k. Look at you. 1.00

00:22:42.000 Wait, I don't understand. What do you mean, sue you? 1.00

00:22:44.000 Me! Sue me! Start here. 0.93

00:22:46.000 Do me a f**king favor. 0.99

00:22:47.000 You're driving me f**king crazy. 0.99

00:22:49.000 If you got a lawyer or something, you're a big shot. 0.96

00:22:51.000 Just sue. Sue me. 0.80

00:22:52.000 Wait, what do you mean by you, though?

00:22:54.000 So? What's that mean?

00:22:56.000 No Sven, computer, you don't even know what you meant.

00:22:59.000 You mentioned YouTube, Bob Ross, and you.

00:23:02.000 You included yourself with them.

00:23:04.000 You could have mentioned anybody, but you put yourself in with them.

00:23:08.000 You really let these lawsuits run your lap?

00:23:10.000 They did a real job on you. 1.00

00:23:11.000 You know how fucking nuts you are? 1.00

00:23:12.000 Look what I did to you. You flagged my video. 1.00

00:23:16.000 What? You flagged my video.

00:23:19.000 How could you ask me a question like that?

00:23:21.000 I'm your researcher. You ask me that?

00:23:25.000 Why do you get the balls big enough to ask me that? 1.00

00:23:27.000 Just tell me. I'm not answering it. 0.99

00:23:29.000 I'm not gonna answer that. Stupid. 1.00

00:23:33.000 You know, you're very smart, San Computer. 1.00

00:23:36.000 You're giving me all these answers, but you're not giving me the right answer.

00:23:40.000 I'm gonna ask you again.

00:23:42.000 Did you or did you not?

00:23:44.000 I'm not answering it. It's a sick question.

00:23:47.000 You're a sick f**k and I'm not that sick that I want you to answer it. 1.00

00:23:49.000 I'm not telling you anything. I'm gonna leave. 1.00

00:23:51.000 Soft nut gay jerk calls. 1.00

00:23:53.000 The time I went home, I'm not staying in this nuttoes with you. 1.00

00:23:54.000 You're a sick bastard. Look at you. 1.00

00:23:56.000 I really feel sorry for you. You know what you should do?

00:23:58.000 You should try a little more writing and a little less eating.

00:24:00.000 Maybe then you'll get less insults in the comment section. 1.00

00:24:03.000 You sick f**k. Maybe then you'll stop taking it out of me and everyone else. 1.00

00:24:06.000 You understand you f**king wacko? 1.00

00:24:08.000 You're cracking up. F**king screwboy you. 1.00

00:24:13.000 Then you'll be a bit older In the dawn when you wake And you'll be a bit bolder All right, glad to have our next guest. I refer to him as Mr. 1.00

00:24:36.000 Fist. Mr. Fist. But you can follow him on the Twitter at RazorFist with a zero, right?

00:24:41.000 With a zero. With a zero.

00:24:42.000 I don't know. And then his YouTube is, is it slash C slash Rageaholic?

00:24:48.000 Mr. Fist, do we have that right?

00:24:51.000 The slash C slash the Rageaholic. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Damn it! Why? 1.00

00:24:56.000 Are you trying to make it impossible for people to find you?

00:25:00.000 It's because of Susan Wojcicki.

00:25:05.000 She's our next guest, actually, in the form of Clint Howard.

00:25:09.000 That was your decision.

00:25:17.000 At some point, you chose that, and then they wouldn't let you change it?

00:25:21.000 Yeah, I'm stuck with it. 0.95

00:25:23.000 I'm screwed. My audience? 0.97

00:25:27.000 They'll find me. They'll find me.

00:25:30.000 Exactly! I prefer to let them come to me.

00:25:33.000 I figured... Sorry, guys.

00:25:35.000 I would have had more presentation going on.

00:25:37.000 I figured... To adequately convey the tact and lack of politicization from the left in the aftermath of yesterday's tragedy, I considered dressing like an AR-15 today.

00:25:50.000 Yeah. Then I remembered that to the left, absolutely everything is an AR-15.

00:25:56.000 Yes. I think that would have been great, and you could have done like a little drive-in dance.

00:26:00.000 Let's all go to the lobby!

00:26:02.000 Let's all go to the gun range!

00:26:04.000 Let's all go to the gun range!

00:26:07.000 This will be demonetized. This will be demonetized.

00:26:11.000 The left with AR-15s, it's like Oprah with cars.

00:26:14.000 You're an AR-15!

00:26:15.000 You're an AR-15! Everyone's an AR-15!

00:26:19.000 I just ranted at the beginning of this because I didn't want to talk about it.

00:26:22.000 Everyone's talking about it. We've debunked Vox.

00:26:25.000 We've debunked the Young Turks on the topic.

00:26:27.000 We've gone specifically through the Second Amendment just for muskets. 1.00

00:26:29.000 We've gone specifically through the Constitution.

00:26:32.000 There is not much more to say about it.

00:26:35.000 If you don't know where you line up on this issue, someone doing something mean shouldn't change it.

00:26:40.000 But here we are, the same conversation again.

00:26:45.000 Here's my question to you, actually. My question of the day was, do you think, should we just do the class act and just mourn those lost?

00:26:51.000 Or do you think the left has just, we no longer can afford that luxury and we have to go tit for tat?

00:26:57.000 I think, honestly, their playbook is getting so thin at this point.

00:27:01.000 I mean, they even reused the hashtag.

00:27:04.000 Did you notice that? You notice the hashtag gun control now.

00:27:09.000 And, of course, that was... Was it a retread?

00:27:12.000 Yes! It was from last time, whenever the Las Vegas thing, I figure.

00:27:16.000 Oh, yeah. But... Yeah, and it was, of course, co-opted immediately by 90% of the country that actually possesses a prefrontal cortex.

00:27:23.000 So, you know, so they hastily switched it to the West threatening gun reform now.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, that's what I saw. Gun reform now.

00:27:33.000 Yeah, let's call abortion birth reform while we're at it. 0.99

00:27:36.000 Yes, exactly. Yeah.

00:27:38.000 Euthanasia is just, eh, one too many.

00:27:41.000 Youth reform. Yeah, who knows?

00:27:45.000 It's giggle gas.

00:27:46.000 It really is, you know...

00:27:48.000 I will say, and this sounds terrible, you just want to come out and say, you know, thoughts and prayers or whatever it is, or my condolences, that's what you want to do.

00:27:54.000 But you can't. You can't because before you even say, hey, my condolences to the, and Elizabeth Warren is there being a bitch, it's right away. 0.98

00:28:02.000 It's so awful. There's not even like a rest in peace the victims hashtag. 0.97

00:28:09.000 They just jump right to gun reform, gun control, you know, whatever.

00:28:13.000 And you click on any of these hashtags and not since the human centipede have this many heads been jammed in this many a**es.

00:28:21.000 It's just... Unrelenting.

00:28:25.000 I understand. Well, obviously the physicality, they were sewn, but I get that it's allegorical.

00:28:29.000 I understand. But, you know, it was a bit of a reach.

00:28:32.000 It was a bit of a reach. We weren't jammed.

00:28:33.000 I'm just saying, for a guy who I know is a film buff, I know you know.

00:28:37.000 I appreciate metaphors. I think Razor just has a whole list of metaphors.

00:28:40.000 He's just checking them off.

00:28:42.000 He's just checking them off the list.

00:28:44.000 I'm like Tinky Winky with a magic bag.

00:28:47.000 Yes, exactly. You know what it is?

00:28:49.000 Did you know what actually they found out was in that bag?

00:28:53.000 Cocaine and dildos. It was very surprising to a lot of people.

00:28:56.000 To nobody. Let me ask you this.

00:28:59.000 Are you a firearm owner yourself?

00:29:01.000 I think you've been pretty open about your position on this issue.

00:29:03.000 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

00:29:04.000 There's a revolver hanging up behind me and I got a Mauser C96 sitting over there.

00:29:10.000 I'm more of an antique firearm if you don't know.

00:29:12.000 What kind of revolver? I can't see it.

00:29:14.000 What kind of revolver do you have there?

00:29:15.000 It's a.45 Ruger Blackhawk.

00:29:17.000 It's a single action. Okay.

00:29:19.000 That's not really an antique, but it is a nice piece.

00:29:21.000 Oh, yeah. No, it's an old school style single action.

00:29:25.000 It was the first gun I ever shot.

00:29:26.000 That was the first firearm I ever shot.

00:29:28.000 I was 18 or 19 because in Canada, you know, no things fun are allowed.

00:29:31.000 And I shot a Ruger Blackhawk and I shot a Glock 19 and I much preferred the Blackhawk.

00:29:36.000 It just fit my hand better.

00:29:37.000 That's why I was a big revolver guy.

00:29:39.000 Until the Walthers.

00:29:40.000 Those were really the first sort of...

00:29:41.000 They're obviously super ergonomic and they're sponsored to the show now.

00:29:44.000 But outside of those, I typically feel better with a revolver.

00:29:49.000 I think just maybe... I love the way they contour to your hand is what I love about it.

00:29:53.000 It's one of the reasons I like the Mauser's.

00:29:56.000 The only automatic that I have is because it kind of has a revolver-ish kind of grip.

00:30:00.000 It's got that broom handle grip.

00:30:01.000 That's why they call it the broom handle. Wait, the Mauser's not an automatic, is it?

00:30:03.000 No. You mean... Yeah, it's the first automatic.

00:30:07.000 It's a machine pistol.

00:30:08.000 But did you get a specific license for that?

00:30:11.000 Or did you just...

00:30:12.000 No, I'm an Arizona man.

00:30:16.000 I was like, oh no, Arizona?

00:30:21.000 Arizona and Vermont, they don't care.

00:30:23.000 Ironically enough, Vermont is the only other state with as liberal gun laws as Arizona.

00:30:27.000 It's Bernie Sanders' home state.

00:30:29.000 It actually rains guns here.

00:30:31.000 Yes. It doesn't rain anything else, but it rains guns.

00:30:36.000 So it is remarkable.

00:30:39.000 And one thing I will say, have you noticed, like you said, their playbook's getting really tired.

00:30:42.000 It used to be gun control was the single most losing issue for the left.

00:30:47.000 And then there'd be a shooting and they'd see a bump.

00:30:49.000 But I don't think they're seeing the bump anymore.

00:30:52.000 And I think it's just like the media, because of the internet, the information is so available, the information tells the tales.

00:30:58.000 Really, this is a story that is entirely factually based when you talk about gun control, and their numbers just do not add up.

00:31:04.000 The first time that people are almost unwillingly exposed to other ideas about how gun control would actually go about.

00:31:13.000 Do you feel like that's what it is?

00:31:15.000 No, in the aftermath, you're always going to get people bitching about a ban or whatever, which I can understand given the sweeping success of the drug ban in this country.

00:31:24.000 I mean, Jesus. You can't.

00:31:26.000 You can't find an opioid in the Midwest.

00:31:30.000 If the law banning drugs actually works, someone's gonna need to explain to me Cher's Twitter account.

00:31:37.000 By the way, you're going to get so much hell, we never got more hate mail than Cher.

00:31:41.000 Remember that one guy? We had a guy tweeting us, don't you ever make fun of Cher? 1.00

00:31:44.000 And he tweeted us his Cher wall. 1.00

00:31:46.000 And I was like, first off, that guy's a f***. 0.98

00:31:48.000 But then I was like, this guy's also disturbed. 0.99

00:31:49.000 It was a wall of Cher.

00:31:52.000 No joke. Have you read her Twitter feed lately?

00:31:55.000 I'm pretty sure Cher is made of Xanax.

00:32:00.000 It's like hieroglyphs and emoticons.

00:32:02.000 That's all she's down to now.

00:32:04.000 She's going to be down to hand signals pretty soon here. 1.00

00:32:06.000 Yeah, exactly. I think she would morse, but she can't because of the Botox. 1.00

00:32:11.000 She's like in Get Out. 1.00

00:32:16.000 She's in the back of her brain and someone has hijacked her body.

00:32:20.000 Yeah. I think it's half the messaging.

00:32:23.000 Oh, sorry. Go ahead. No, you go ahead.

00:32:24.000 I was going to say something completely useless.

00:32:28.000 I was gonna say, I think it's half the messaging and half it's like they just blow me over with the people that make the point guard for these issues.

00:32:37.000 Right. You know, it's like, and now to make the case for comprehensive gun control, Barbara Boxer holding a shotgun from the wrong end. 1.00

00:32:45.000 You know what I mean? It's like a bad infomercial like ShamWow.

00:32:49.000 I don't even know, why do I, how do I do it?

00:32:52.000 Yeah. Yeah, so long as you're screwed it up already, Babs, try holding it with your mouth. 0.98

00:32:57.000 But anyway, no. It goes back to Obamacare or whatever, when they reanimated Pelosi to sell Obamacare. 0.76

00:33:05.000 Does anybody take a look at that briar of mangled flesh she calls a face and think, give me that medical care. 1.00

00:33:13.000 Get on that now.

00:33:15.000 She is a product of the product.

00:33:17.000 It's like a person who walks in and you're going, OK, you know what?

00:33:20.000 She seems to have her stuff together. 0.88

00:33:21.000 I've always maintained, and I've got a lot of flack, I've said Nancy Pelosi, I think, is the worst human being 0.55

00:33:25.000 in American politics ever.

00:33:26.000 Far worse than Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:33:27.000 People, because at the time, everyone said, no, no, Hillary Clinton.

00:33:29.000 I'm going, I get that she's running for national office, so she's of more consequence.

00:33:33.000 As far as just the worst human being in American politics ever in the history of it,

00:33:39.000 I can't think of anyone worse than Nancy.

00:33:41.000 She won't go away. It's like she just finds a new way to stick her nose in.

00:33:45.000 She's been around since forever, too.

00:33:47.000 She's not just a modern politician. 0.99

00:33:49.000 She's been around since the 70s.

00:33:50.000 She was part of that whole, the California cabal during the Jonestown stuff and the Jim Jones suicide and all that, you know, the Jerry Brown.

00:34:00.000 She's part of that whole kind of milieu or whatever.

00:34:03.000 Well, she just keeps... I think she probably died a long time ago.

00:34:05.000 There's somebody with a 3D printer just manufacturing more Nancy Pelosi.

00:34:08.000 Same guy who did with Larry King.

00:34:10.000 She's like the Tupac hologram.

00:34:12.000 I think with Nancy Pelosi, she's emblematic of the Democratic Party where, like you said, she's been around so long, so it's actually a great timeline.

00:34:21.000 Any new further left position, she takes. 0.70

00:34:24.000 If you go back, she'd be like, how dare you compare gay marriage to transsexuals in bathrooms? 1.00

00:34:29.000 And now it's like, well, of course we have to have transsexuals in bathrooms. 1.00

00:34:31.000 If you were to go back, how dare you compare the idea of Plan B to a 20-week abortion? 0.60

00:34:36.000 Then you go fast forward 10 years.

00:34:37.000 Well, of course, we need to have 26-week abortions. 1.00

00:34:40.000 So it's just, no matter what it is, they've got to take the furthest left view that's even on the table.

00:34:46.000 That's what the DNC is, and Nancy Pelosi has done it. 0.99

00:34:48.000 Every single time without fail.

00:34:51.000 Do you think with the gun control issue it could be leading to an implosion?

00:34:55.000 Or do you think... Well, that's the thing.

00:34:56.000 Look at California.

00:34:58.000 You talk about Nancy Pelosi.

00:34:59.000 Who does she represent? The San Francisco area.

00:35:01.000 I mean, that's what gets me.

00:35:03.000 What do they consider comprehensive gun reform?

00:35:06.000 Like, California with magazine restrictions.

00:35:08.000 Like, Oh, what do you mean?

00:35:10.000 Every time I say, California's basically banned guns, someone's like, what do you mean we've basically banned guns?

00:35:15.000 You can own a handgun, as long as it only holds two rounds and fires confetti and white flags.

00:35:20.000 Like, okay, thanks, California, I stand corrected.

00:35:24.000 Please move to my state and ruin it. 1.00

00:35:27.000 By all means, sir!

00:35:29.000 No, I tried to get my brother a gun in California.

00:35:31.000 So, this is a true story.

00:35:33.000 I tried to give him one of my old, my Sig P938. Now, the reason was because Dean Cain has a Sig P238. For people who don't know, that's the.380 equivalent.

00:35:39.000 Exact same gun. This is a 9mm.

00:35:41.000 Couldn't send him any Walthers.

00:35:42.000 No. Walther's are not available in California except for the.22.

00:35:46.000 So I found out the best way.

00:35:49.000 They said we can do this and deliver it to his LLC. Turns out the Sig P938 isn't available.

00:35:53.000 And it's just a time thing.

00:35:54.000 It's the exact same gun, has the same kind of internal safety mechanisms.

00:35:57.000 It is a different caliber, but that's not why.

00:35:59.000 It's basically after a certain point in California...

00:36:02.000 You cannot get a firearm on the approved list, so people have just stopped trying.

00:36:06.000 So, there you go. You're just going to be, I mean, if ever there's a civil war, California is going to have guns that are outdated by about 20 years.

00:36:12.000 We take them first, and then move our way into, you know, Nevada, Arizona.

00:36:19.000 Thanks! We appreciate it!

00:36:21.000 What are the rules over there now?

00:36:22.000 You can only think about guns three times a week?

00:36:25.000 Or, like, what is going on over there in California?

00:36:28.000 Yeah, exactly. The main thing is the magazine restrictions, though.

00:36:32.000 It wouldn't even be that they have outdated firearms, it'd be that they're done after two shots.

00:36:37.000 Right. You know what I mean? You know what it is?

00:36:38.000 It's 10 rounds. And what's funny is, you remember this?

00:36:40.000 Remember I bought, when we were in Michigan, the CZ-75?

00:36:43.000 Yeah. So I bought a CZ-75.

00:36:44.000 Funnily enough, I got the only CZ-75 in the world that was unreliable because they're great guns.

00:36:49.000 And when I bought it, it had all the California magazines.

00:36:51.000 Now let me tell you, it's the exact same firearm, only there's a dimple underneath it.

00:36:55.000 So the firearm would typically fit 15 plus 1.

00:36:57.000 Now it only fits, I think, 9 plus 1.

00:36:59.000 And I was sitting there going, by the way, it came with like 6.

00:37:03.000 So I'm going, oh, you know, okay, hold on a second.

00:37:06.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:37:08.000 Button. Who could possibly figure this out?

00:37:12.000 I mean, it is so silly. 0.96

00:37:14.000 It is just, it defies logic completely. 0.94

00:37:16.000 And I know people say that a lot.

00:37:17.000 It's like, it's become a meme. 1.00

00:37:18.000 Like, if you're a liberal, you're a special kind of stupid with Sam Elliott. 1.00

00:37:21.000 And I hate that because this is one of those issues where it really defies logic. 1.00

00:37:26.000 That's why they're losing so bad on it, too.

00:37:28.000 Yeah. And they say trite homilies like, oh, but it's easier to buy a gun than it is to vote.

00:37:34.000 It's like, didn't you hear?

00:37:36.000 You're like, what? I don't need an ID. I don't even need an ID to vote.

00:37:39.000 and I need an ID to get an ID to purchase a firearm.

00:37:42.000 Yeah, I mean, I'll believe that when I can hand a pay worker my ID without them giving

00:37:47.000 me a look like I just force fed him a bottled fart. 0.77

00:37:49.000 We used to require ID in this state, now they would literally be like, 1.00

00:37:55.000 no, get that out of my face. 1.00

00:37:56.000 I know, I know.

00:37:57.000 I had that when I went to vote.

00:37:58.000 I said, ID, like, nope, nope, don't show it to me.

00:38:00.000 Don't show it to me.

00:38:01.000 Don't show it to me.

00:38:01.000 It doesn't exist if I don't submit.

00:38:03.000 I was thinking about this yesterday, though.

00:38:04.000 I mean, if you would have given the same psychopath kid a bunch of revolvers, It would have been almost the exact same scenario.

00:38:10.000 Give him my lever-action.357.

00:38:12.000 That thing fits 13 rounds in there.

00:38:14.000 .357 coming out of an 18-inch barrel.

00:38:16.000 Do you have any idea how much damage that can do?

00:38:18.000 Give him the 10-round capacity.

00:38:20.000 That's the thing. Ultimately, it comes down to they want to ban guns.

00:38:23.000 They know that a 10-round magazine that can be swapped out just as quickly isn't going to be the difference between lives saved or lost.

00:38:28.000 They have to. Or an AR-15 versus a Glock 19.

00:38:31.000 Yeah! And of course, they're already, have you seen, they're already writing the Trump overturned the mental illness ban BS. Oh, you mean the weaker version of the Florida law that already didn't catch that kid?

00:38:46.000 That one? I mean, sure, the state of Florida refuses sale to anyone with a history of mental illness, but if we could have just put this kid in an FBI database that literally gets used for absolutely nothing, this entire tragedy might have been averted.

00:39:01.000 It's a database like the ISIS kill list.

00:39:03.000 When I had the FBI, when we were talking about it, they said, nah, but they said, don't worry about the ISIS kill list.

00:39:06.000 Pretty much everyone's on the ISIS kill list. 0.98

00:39:08.000 Have you ever said ISIS sucks? You're on the ISIS kill list. 1.00

00:39:10.000 That's pretty much the FBI watch list as it relates to gun owners.

00:39:13.000 All right, we have to go, Mr.

00:39:14.000 Fist. That is Razor Fist with a zero on YouTube because Susan Wojcicki hates you slash C slash the rageaholic. 1.00

00:39:23.000 Anything coming up people should be looking for?

00:39:26.000 Yeah, I'm going to be streaming this Friday.

00:39:28.000 That's what I'm going to be doing. Streaming this Friday.

00:39:31.000 Okay, and then we have Owen Benjamin, I believe, at some point.

00:39:34.000 Oh, we have Susan Wojcicki-Ness. 0.98

00:39:35.000 Who is he? Coming up. What are you doing?

00:39:47.000 I didn't, uh, I didn't think we made shirts that big.

00:39:49.000 Oh yeah, now we sell 3X and 4X for burly men.

00:39:52.000 Or women. Yeah, right. So who is like the person you want to see in these like the most, but the least likely to put one on? 0.98

00:40:00.000 You mean like on three? Yeah, three, right?

00:40:01.000 Alright. Three, two, one.

00:40:05.000 Michael Moore. Michael Moore.

00:40:07.000 Michael Moore. Lauderwithcrowdershop.com.

00:40:11.000 Shirts are now available in 3X and 4XL for the burly man in you and fat f**ks. 0.98

00:40:18.000 Thanks for watching. 0.98

00:40:32.000 I don't know. I remember Sherry from Lamb Chop would do this. 0.95

00:40:35.000 What was it? Draven all the field mice and bopping them on the head. 0.91

00:40:39.000 You're like, my God, that's a violent... 1.00

00:40:40.000 Such a jerk. You know what? 1.00

00:40:42.000 Before we bring our next guest, I was just watching White Fang with my wife the other night.

00:40:46.000 I really liked it. And then last night we watched Billy Elliot.

00:40:48.000 I'm not going to lie. I cried. That's one that always really, really touches me.

00:40:51.000 But we watched White Fang.

00:40:53.000 And you realize you care about the wolf.

00:40:55.000 He becomes friends with the wolf. Yeah.

00:40:57.000 But the wolf is killing mice and rats, and the wolf goes after this bear.

00:41:03.000 So we're supposed to hate bears and mice, but then Ratatouille comes out, and you're supposed to care about the mouse.

00:41:07.000 And then there's, what was it, Big Bear, and you're supposed to care about it.

00:41:09.000 You just realize that Disney just makes whichever animals in that film is who you should care about and screw everybody else until the next franchise comes out. 0.89

00:41:17.000 I just wanted to go out and kill all bears.

00:41:19.000 Hey, speaking of Hollywood and Disney, our next guest, probably the biggest, definitely the longest resume of anyone on this show. 0.80

00:41:26.000 I think so. Not even close.

00:41:28.000 Not even close. Even when we get George W. Bush on this show.

00:41:32.000 Clint Howard, how are you, sir?

00:41:35.000 Well, I'm doing pretty good, and I like the new dance, the added move.

00:41:40.000 I'll tell you what, you're bringing nuance to that that's really spectacular.

00:41:44.000 Yes, I agree. It's all about the motivation.

00:41:46.000 Yes, it's all about the motivation.

00:41:47.000 Hey, have you ever had a method to acting?

00:41:52.000 Because, you know, I've acted for a long time.

00:41:54.000 We just did this Raging Bull parody here.

00:41:55.000 And so for me, for impressions, I've had kind of a method that I've developed myself.

00:41:59.000 But as far as when I would just go in and do films, remember there was a Chubbuck theory was really big for a while.

00:42:04.000 Your scene motivation, your overall motivation.

00:42:07.000 Chubby what? Yeah, the Chubbuck theory was really big.

00:42:10.000 It was Halle Berry and Evan Mendes.

00:42:12.000 I don't know, Clint.

00:42:14.000 You're supposed to know. No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:17.000 I mean, somebody's picked a method?

00:42:21.000 Yeah. This person, Ivana Chubbuck, I think.

00:42:27.000 Well, I don't know. Imagine being Mrs. 0.91

00:42:32.000 Chubbuck. It's probably a tough life, unless you have people do your...

00:42:37.000 But what about you? When you would act, you get a role.

00:42:40.000 What do you do for that?

00:42:42.000 How do you prepare for it?

00:42:43.000 Is it just very organic?

00:42:44.000 Or do you have a specific method?

00:42:47.000 Well, wait, it's got to be organic, and there are technical aspects of being an actor that you have to kind of follow and know what you can and can't do physically.

00:42:59.000 But my dad, who, you know, we just had his memorial just this past weekend, and Rance Howard, and he was my mentor and my sage, and he taught me acting in just, you know, there's only about five things you really need to know.

00:43:17.000 Okay. And one is you need to listen to the other actors and listen to everything that's going on.

00:43:27.000 You need to have A motivation.

00:43:30.000 You need to know where you're going and where you've been.

00:43:33.000 There you go. Literally. Physically.

00:43:35.000 I was telling Sven that the other day.

00:43:37.000 We were getting him to act, playing Joe Pesci, and I said, think of where you're ending up and then kind of follow through to that because he's getting caught with the words.

00:43:46.000 A lot of first-timers, that's what they do.

00:43:48.000 When you walk into a room, into a situation, you have an intention.

00:43:53.000 Right. I mean, it might be mindless or it might be a goof, but you have intentions.

00:43:59.000 So it's just a matter of Dad explained to both Ron and I, you know, you have to understand where your character has been.

00:44:07.000 And I don't mean in an esoteric way.

00:44:11.000 Literally. When I was little, was I just in school?

00:44:15.000 Was I just playing with, you know, whatever?

00:44:18.000 So that is mission critical.

00:44:22.000 Also, simply enough, be there early and be prepared.

00:44:26.000 The last time I checked, they call it professionalism.

00:44:30.000 You know, it's just a matter of, you know, there's an expectation of employment, and that is giving them a fair day's work for your pay.

00:44:39.000 Speaking of professionalism, do you have your TV on?

00:44:41.000 Is that what I'm hearing? No.

00:44:44.000 Oh, okay, never mind. It's just the NSA. Oh, those guys?

00:44:49.000 Yeah, no, they're cool. Yeah.

00:44:51.000 Well, tell me this, you know, because I never want to be exploitative at all, but you mentioned you wanted to talk about it, your father's memorial.

00:44:59.000 You know, if I can say, off air, you said, you know, you were kind of, you weren't dealing with it necessarily in the best way, your father's passing, which caught me off guard because we spent a lot of time with you, and everyone here really got to know you and really felt like...

00:45:11.000 I mean, everyone here really got to know you is to love you.

00:45:14.000 Said like, wow, I mean, you're quirky, don't get me wrong.

00:45:17.000 But you were incredibly lucid and very positive.

00:45:22.000 So it's surprising to me.

00:45:26.000 I'm sorry to hear that it's been so tough.

00:45:28.000 I hope you're doing well, and I know you just had the memorial.

00:45:31.000 I... My mom died about, what, 18 years ago.

00:45:36.000 And it was the first time I had been around anybody who passed that I kind of had any relationship with at all.

00:45:43.000 And then I didn't do that well.

00:45:47.000 I felt bad. I didn't grieve.

00:45:49.000 I don't think I grieved in a healthy way.

00:45:52.000 It took me a long time to grieve.

00:45:55.000 And, you know, and then both Ron and I have talked about this.

00:45:59.000 And dad dying, I was here...

00:46:02.000 I found him when he had fell ill and was taken to the emergency room.

00:46:07.000 And so, you know, I didn't do that well.

00:46:10.000 I didn't blow it. I didn't, you know, go to jail or I didn't cause any trouble.

00:46:15.000 I just felt like I should have been either a little more on top of it or a little more together.

00:46:21.000 And, you know, just before dad died and I knew he was going to pass, it was just, I had said my goodbyes and I just, it popped into my head.

00:46:30.000 He goes, you know, Clint, I don't do dying parents well.

00:46:37.000 I didn't have great last bedside conversations with my dad or my mom.

00:46:44.000 I've had wonderful experiences with my parents and I've had experiences that I will cherish with me.

00:46:53.000 It's just at the end it wasn't really pleasant.

00:46:57.000 I don't like seeing somebody laying in a hospital bed in a living room dying or dead.

00:47:04.000 Let me say, if it means anything, you seem to be handling yourself incredibly well, of course, with your significant other.

00:47:09.000 I won't name names or anything. I know you keep your private life private, but she was lovely, and you were both out here as a couple, and we really enjoyed our time with you.

00:47:16.000 And if there's ever anything we can do, and I mean, I know you know we mean that.

00:47:20.000 You talk with our booker, Darren, my dad, all the time.

00:47:23.000 As a matter of fact, I have semi-nude pictures of you, which you've sent to him.

00:47:27.000 Keep doing that. Next time, make them fully nude. 1.00

00:47:29.000 Yeah. Please.

00:47:31.000 You don't want to... I was actually thinking about one of those men's undergarments that are...

00:47:37.000 They rhyme.

00:47:38.000 It's kind of a sock, you know, thing.

00:47:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought about sort of finishing the bit today with that sort of action.

00:47:48.000 With the customized...

00:47:51.000 In fact, actually, one note of kind of...

00:47:54.000 Sadness was on Christmas, my girlfriend gave me this sock, underwear, and it was...

00:48:07.000 I had a new interpretation of hanging the stocking by Chimney with Care.

00:48:12.000 Well, it wasn't a very big stocking.

00:48:18.000 So I had the great moment with her, and it was fun.

00:48:24.000 And I literally reached for my phone to call my dad.

00:48:28.000 Because the first guy I got to tell that I got one of these is my pop.

00:48:34.000 Because he would have gotten a huge kick out of it.

00:48:36.000 And it wasn't so much that I thought about it.

00:48:40.000 I literally felt myself reaching for my phone.

00:48:44.000 And I don't beat myself up over that.

00:48:47.000 It's just... You know, it's all something that most of us have to go through.

00:48:53.000 I don't think you should beat yourself up over any of it.

00:48:55.000 You know, it's funny, I beat myself, we're not even talking politics or any of this right

00:48:58.000 now but since we got into this territory, I was talking with Johnny Boy from Canada,

00:49:02.000 our new manager here the other day, about this.

00:49:04.000 The first person I ever had who died close to me was my grandfather and he was just,

00:49:09.000 I mean, just an incredible guy.

00:49:10.000 I always talk about this.

00:49:12.000 He was poor, he was effectively a glorified super, but the guy who owned the buildings,

00:49:15.000 Mr. Monge, was a millionaire, which in Montreal is unheard of, and he was the exact same size

00:49:20.000 as my grandfather.

00:49:21.000 So he would give him his suits.

00:49:23.000 So my grandfather would be smoking his black and mild cigarillos, the little wooden tipped

00:49:27.000 cigarillos in a three-piece suit, always, with rubber boots, mind you, over his nice

00:49:32.000 shoes, elbow deep in crap, cleaning toilets, to the day he died, carrying in a three-piece 0.98

00:49:39.000 suit Clark Gable stash, Brylcreem. 0.99

00:49:42.000 He had several bottles of Brill Cream in his cabinet, hair slicked back.

00:49:46.000 I mean, he was just an incredible character.

00:49:48.000 When people say like a second father, he lived two houses, two apartment buildings down.

00:49:54.000 So it was less than 50 feet away.

00:49:56.000 Was his son...

00:49:58.000 It was very sudden.

00:49:59.000 That was the last person he spoke with.

00:50:01.000 It was at Preville Elementary School.

00:50:03.000 We used to do a ski trip the very last day before Christmas.

00:50:06.000 So it was December 18th, I believe.

00:50:08.000 And I remember waiting at school, and he was always the one to come pick me up.

00:50:13.000 My parents were gone. My mom was working downtown.

00:50:14.000 She was a costume designer, and there was some kind of maybe festival going on.

00:50:18.000 And I remember waiting for my grandfather.

00:50:19.000 He didn't come. I said, okay.

00:50:21.000 They said he's caught up doing something, which was odd, because he would always be there.

00:50:25.000 And then they told me...

00:50:27.000 Your cousin, France, is coming, and she was the drunk cousin who you just clearly scrape in the bottom of the barrel. 1.00

00:50:36.000 So when I was staying there, I thought something was up.

00:50:39.000 And what happened was, not only did I not handle that well, but I felt guilty about this for years, Clint.

00:50:45.000 I was a teenager, so at this point I was 12, and I didn't spend a lot of time with my grandma after that.

00:50:51.000 And it was because, as a kid...

00:50:53.000 Every time I looked at her, I spent time with her, it reminded me of him.

00:50:56.000 And when she got sick and she was in the hospital, I regretted for years not really visiting.

00:51:03.000 It's no excuse.

00:51:05.000 I was wrong, but I wasn't able to process it.

00:51:08.000 I just couldn't stand.

00:51:09.000 It sounds weird. I almost couldn't stand the sight of my grandma because it reminded me of that.

00:51:13.000 It was blinding pain as a kid.

00:51:15.000 Listen, I don't blame you at all.

00:51:17.000 People react in different ways.

00:51:19.000 Well, yeah, and it's...

00:51:22.000 It is such an unusual thing in one's life to all of a sudden have somebody that you were close to and you looked up to and admired and just a friend.

00:51:38.000 For them to be gone, it's just like you said, processing.

00:51:43.000 And all I said, you know, I just don't do it well.

00:51:46.000 And that's okay. There are things in my life I do well.

00:51:49.000 And, you know...

00:51:51.000 Like playing Susan Wojcicki, CEO of YouTube.

00:51:55.000 Yeah, that was just like butter.

00:51:58.000 Painting with a fine brush is my preference.

00:51:59.000 Yes, exactly. You did it with a plum brush.

00:52:01.000 And I'll tell you, having seen it, and it's really good.

00:52:06.000 And it's funny, and you're good.

00:52:09.000 And I don't know, people might think that, you know, like I immediately saw the thing and I get a copy of it.

00:52:15.000 No, no. Finally, finally, I was able to look at it all.

00:52:21.000 And when we were working together, you were explaining things to me that I was a little dense about.

00:52:28.000 I was explaining to myself at the same time, going, does this make sense?

00:52:32.000 What? That makes sense, right? I think it makes sense.

00:52:35.000 The wonderful thing about you, Steven, is that you had a plan.

00:52:40.000 And I could tell that you weren't just wildly aiming, you know, and firing in the dark.

00:52:47.000 That you sort of had a design for this thing, which is what kind of a writer does.

00:52:51.000 And anybody who does as much talking as you do is a writer.

00:52:57.000 There was you and some of the... 1.00

00:53:01.000 You were always such a dick! 1.00

00:53:03.000 That was all Clint! 1.00

00:53:05.000 That was all Clint, and it was good.

00:53:06.000 All throwaways, too. Remember?

00:53:09.000 Sometimes that's the nuggets is when you're just saying stuff that's almost random.

00:53:15.000 Here's what I get some satisfaction out of.

00:53:16.000 Susan Wojcicki, CEO of YouTube, who is as far left as they get trying to do the social engineering, knows that you played her in this, and it has an IMDB profile.

00:53:26.000 So if ever she gets our channel removed and this is never seen again, at least we got that on her face.

00:53:31.000 Before we go, you mentioned something about Johnny Depp with the memorial.

00:53:35.000 You had a story. Well, you know, a couple of Dad's better roles or bigger roles or memorable roles were with Johnny Depp.

00:53:45.000 And I know Johnny, knew Johnny a long time ago through Charlie Sheen.

00:53:50.000 We'd worked together doing a short film that Charlie directed.

00:53:54.000 And Johnny and Tim Burton heard about Dad Dying.

00:54:00.000 And Johnny contacted, in fact, well, John has the same agent that Ron has.

00:54:05.000 So let it be known that he can't go, but he wants to send a clip.

00:54:11.000 It was really cool that he brought back the memories of Ed Wood.

00:54:17.000 Dad did a great turn in Ed Wood when he's the investor in the movie.

00:54:21.000 And he says, I've got a son.

00:54:23.000 He's a little slow, but something tells me he's going to be a big-time star or leading man.

00:54:29.000 And it just killed.

00:54:31.000 And Johnny's expression was great.

00:54:34.000 Listen, it's...

00:54:35.000 He's got the ability to do it at his house and he did it wherever he's living in France or something.

00:54:41.000 It was just nice.

00:54:43.000 He talked a little bit about him and I working together.

00:54:49.000 It was as eccentric and as off as you can imagine with Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, and me.

00:54:54.000 I can imagine, yeah. Hopefully the NSA is not spying in on that one because I can imagine some tapes being liable.

00:55:00.000 You've got Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, and Clint Howard.

00:55:04.000 They give stuff like that big thumbs up.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, exactly. They couldn't care less.

00:55:10.000 They're good with it. All right, listen.

00:55:11.000 Were you going to say something there?

00:55:12.000 Because we do have to get going. We've got more so philosophical.

00:55:15.000 I know. Why do you rag on the NSA? It's fun.

00:55:22.000 Okay. Do you rag on China's NSA? Well, no, because that's pretty much just Jackie Chan threatening you if you don't support the Communist Party and then making millions of dollars in American films.

00:55:35.000 I'm done with Jackie Chan, by the way.

00:55:37.000 I don't know if you've ever worked with him, but he's actually done PSAs for Chinese Communist propaganda.

00:55:43.000 He's actually done it. I swear to you, just YouTube after this, Jackie Chan PSA. Yeah, that's not a joke.

00:55:54.000 Okay, I'm...

00:55:55.000 Alright, on that note, we have to go.

00:55:59.000 Clint Howard, we have to have you back.

00:56:00.000 Thank you so much for being here and taking the time.

00:56:02.000 Hold on, give us a dance. How come you didn't tell me about the hard strike, huh? Doesn't know about it!

00:56:34.000 How come you didn't tell me about the hard strike? 1.00

00:56:35.000 Get off me, you dead pig! 1.00

00:56:37.000 You flogged my video? Huh? 1.00

00:56:39.000 No! Huh? Open the door! 0.73

00:56:50.000 Go away! Fine, open the door! 0.97

00:56:52.000 I'm gonna talk to you! Get away from me, you're sick! 1.00

00:56:56.000 Huh? You flogged my video? 1.00

00:56:57.000 Why did you do it? Why didn't you flogged my video?

00:56:59.000 What do you want me to say? I flagged all of them!

00:57:02.000 What do you mean you flagged all of them?

00:57:04.000 What did you flag? You.

00:57:06.000 Shapiro. Klavan.

00:57:07.000 Born Southern. Dennis Prager!

00:57:12.000 You flagged Dennis Prager?

00:57:13.000 Yeah. Yeah, I flagged Dennis Prager.

00:57:16.000 Everyone else has never been on your channel. 1.00

00:57:17.000 What are we gonna do about nothing but a selfish, fat pig, selfish, doofag! 1.00

00:57:23.000 AHH! NO! NO! 1.00

00:57:25.000 Let me drink it for mother of mugs too! 0.99

00:57:33.000 If I see you put your hands in the plate one more time, I'm gonna stab you with this knife, you hear me? 0.99

00:57:37.000 I've told you already. Keep your hands off the plate! 1.00

00:57:40.000 Oh f**k! Huh? 1.00

00:57:43.000 Huh? Huh? You flagged my video?

00:57:45.000 Huh? You flagged my video?

00:57:47.000 Huh? Get out of here! 1.00

00:57:51.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:57:52.000 Get out! 0.98

00:57:55.000 Get out! 0.98

00:57:57.000 Oh! 0.60

00:58:11.000 Oh Oh

00:58:23.000 Oh Just don't make eye contact.

00:58:53.000 That's what he wants. Great show!

00:58:56.000 Good show. Razor Fist and, of course, Clint Howard.

00:58:59.000 We're going to have another Change My Mind coming up.

00:59:01.000 I'll be taping one tomorrow. Is it the first of the year?

00:59:03.000 It's the first of the year. First one of the year.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, a lot of people are saying, we haven't really been doing any big on location videos because we did have to do a test run of the big show at Virginia Tech.

00:59:10.000 By the way, some upcoming shows.

00:59:11.000 We're going to see how many we're going to do of them, but SMU, Illinois, Alabama, a few others, Liberty University.

00:59:18.000 We don't know exactly when. I think they start March 22nd.

00:59:21.000 We're going to rattle off a few live shows, so stay tuned.

00:59:23.000 Awesome. And it came off of something else I was talking about.

00:59:25.000 Oh, we haven't done it yet. So we'll do a Change My Mind.

00:59:27.000 We're going to tape a bunch of them tomorrow at university, but I'm not going to tell them.

00:59:31.000 We don't let people know this. Why don't you let me know you were in my...

00:59:33.000 Because I don't want people to know. I don't want to stack the deck against someone.

00:59:37.000 I want to actually have a conversation.

00:59:38.000 I might even need to just put on a Groucho Marx kind of...

00:59:41.000 Yeah, tweet us too. Tweet us what topics you want to be covered in Feature Change My Mind.

00:59:45.000 By the way, speaking of tweets, you are correct.

00:59:49.000 Pineapples do not grow on trees.

00:59:50.000 They do not grow on trees. It's almost as though I'm from Canada.

00:59:54.000 It's almost. Yeah, coconuts.

00:59:56.000 I've seen coconuts when we went to Hawaii.

00:59:59.000 Yeah, those are dangerous if they fall on people's.

01:00:01.000 Yeah, that's relevant. Whereas in Canada, same thing.

01:00:03.000 We have the same problem with icicles. Ralph, they've been known to kill people.

01:00:08.000 So I correct myself.

01:00:11.000 I guess they grow toward the ground. Have you seen a jackfruit?

01:00:13.000 Those things are viciously huge and spiky.

01:00:15.000 Those do grow on trees. They look like pineapples.

01:00:17.000 They're called jackfruits? I think they're called jackfruits.

01:00:19.000 Or maybe I'm thinking of durian. 1.00

01:00:21.000 But they are spiky little bastards that fall and kill people. 0.99

01:00:23.000 I am not too big of a man to correct myself. 0.99

01:00:26.000 I had no idea where pineapples came from.

01:00:28.000 I didn't realize there was a big difference between high bush blueberries and low bush blueberries, like wild blueberries.

01:00:33.000 Some of them are really, really thin.

01:00:35.000 Not thin, they're really just small in diameter.

01:00:37.000 And so they're way more antioxidant rich.

01:00:39.000 The wild blueberries, a lot more fiber because the skin is like thicker.

01:00:42.000 It's basically all skin. They're not as watery.

01:00:45.000 So when you eat them, they're more sour, but they're better for you.

01:00:47.000 I was a grown-ass man before I realized there's a difference between regular grapes and Concord grapes.

01:00:50.000 I was always confused where they got the grape Welch's juice flavor, and I was disappointed that it did not taste like the grapes they were feeding me.

01:00:56.000 It had a Concord grape.

01:00:57.000 See, I don't feel so bad about not knowing about pineapples.

01:01:00.000 I know. What did you think a Concord grape was?

01:01:02.000 What do you think Concord grape juice came from?

01:01:03.000 I didn't know what a Concord grape was.

01:01:05.000 I just thought it was just a...

01:01:06.000 I don't know. You just thought Welch's, and then they're adding...

01:01:09.000 I don't know what I was thinking! That doesn't make any sense at all.

01:01:12.000 My brain wasn't working! His own?

01:01:37.000 So, listen. Let me see.

01:01:39.000 I know it was rare.

01:01:41.000 I dropped an F-bomb at the beginning.

01:01:43.000 Listen, I don't like doing that on the show.

01:01:45.000 And we had the sensor button ready.

01:01:47.000 Thank God. But it's not the way we want to do the show.

01:01:50.000 But let me tell you something. Yeah, I was pissed.

01:01:52.000 And I tried to express myself in more than only a few words, unlike the Young Turks, where every word is the F word. 1.00

01:01:58.000 And if you hear bleeps in the show, it's usually...

01:02:00.000 A limited vocabulary. Yeah, a very limited vocabulary.

01:02:02.000 And by the way, it doesn't punctuate a sentence.

01:02:03.000 No. That's why people are tweeting.

01:02:05.000 That's why people are sending a message like, oh, Crowder must be met, because it's not every other word.

01:02:08.000 When someone who speaks that way, every single other word, as you have with Anna Kaspari, it ceases to mean something.

01:02:14.000 And here's something we talk about a lot, you know, as Christians, obviously, people talk about bad language.

01:02:19.000 Well, there's obviously this idea of the Lord's name in vain.

01:02:20.000 But bad language is really, you know, Sven swears in German, and no one really considers it bad language.

01:02:25.000 I swear in French all the time, and you guys just laugh.

01:02:27.000 In fact, I usually giggle. I usually giggle.

01:02:29.000 Bad words really only have the power that you ascribe to them.

01:02:33.000 That's the truth with most words.

01:02:35.000 And that's kind of something we've talked about a lot.

01:02:37.000 Words are very, very powerful.

01:02:39.000 Words are a very powerful tool, but they can also be stripped of their power pretty easily.

01:02:43.000 It's kind of like Freddy Krueger.

01:02:45.000 You're just not afraid of him.

01:02:46.000 He can't kill you. Now, I'm not making an excuse for using a bad word because there are people out there, especially if you have kids listening, I apologize, might be offended.

01:02:54.000 But what's funny to me is when, and this would always happen in churches a lot.

01:02:58.000 Remember, the sort of litmus test they would use is naughty words, but not naughty actions.

01:03:04.000 So you'd have people who you'd never hear anything bad from.

01:03:07.000 You'd have people who you would never say anything that could be offensive, but they were cheating on their wives. 1.00

01:03:11.000 Now, I'm not saying it's either or.

01:03:12.000 Or they were gossiping.

01:03:14.000 Because it's something really obvious.

01:03:15.000 It's pretty easy to fake when you're out in public and speak nicely.

01:03:19.000 It's pretty easy to pull an Eddie Haskell.

01:03:20.000 You know what's not easy?

01:03:22.000 To fake good ideas.

01:03:24.000 If I were to say what offends me, and I'm not really offended, but if I were to say what offends me intellectually far more than someone saying a naughty word are ideas that fly in the face of basic human rights.

01:03:36.000 How about that? Bringing it back to that, you know, I didn't want to talk about it too much with our guests.

01:03:39.000 We kind of talked about it with Razor Fist.

01:03:41.000 But this idea now that you're seeing of disarming a populace, we've seen what has happened throughout history.

01:03:47.000 We've seen what has happened when you strip people of their basic rights.

01:03:50.000 And by the way, they're all intertwined.

01:03:51.000 This is what I find funny. When the left tries to say, well, look at the trans bathroom. 0.99

01:03:54.000 It's just like the civil rights era.

01:03:56.000 It's just like being segregated fountains.

01:03:58.000 Really? First off, I don't think using a urinal, or not using a urinal, I guess, going in a little girl's room when you're a man, haven't even transitioned, you put on a wig and a dress, I don't really think necessarily even your preference of friction is the same as not being allowed to sit on the bus. 0.82

01:04:15.000 I don't think it's comparable.

01:04:16.000 Let me tell you what I do think is comparable, what offends me intellectually with ideas.

01:04:20.000 Is disarming a populace?

01:04:22.000 Is putting a magazine capacity ban?

01:04:24.000 Making sure people can't purchase semi-automatic weapons?

01:04:27.000 A buyback that's mandatory that you never tell people about?

01:04:30.000 I do think that's comparable to the evil regimes of days past.

01:04:35.000 Matter of fact, I think it's something they did directly. 0.98

01:04:38.000 So you can be mad that I told you to go, button, that I told you to go f*** yourself earlier, but you know what? 0.98

01:04:44.000 That's what you repeatedly do. 0.97

01:04:46.000 And that's what repeatedly happens to anyone who pays attention to what's happening politically these days.

01:04:51.000 It is a constant assault of not just bad ideas.

01:04:55.000 We talk about good ideas. We talk about bad ideas.

01:04:57.000 There are good ideas and there are evil ideas.

01:05:01.000 And taking away the ability for someone to protect themselves, for someone to defend life and limb.

01:05:06.000 Here's the thing. People say, well, this person did something horrible.

01:05:09.000 Horrible, heinous shooting. No one is excusing it.

01:05:11.000 Same thing with Las Vegas. No one is excusing it.

01:05:14.000 Of course that's an act of evil.

01:05:16.000 But you don't answer an act of evil with an act of even greater evil.

01:05:19.000 They say, well, you don't know. What if this person is disturbed?

01:05:21.000 We can't let people go out.

01:05:22.000 We can't let people have guns because we don't know every situation.

01:05:25.000 We don't know who they are. No, no, no.

01:05:26.000 I say, hold on a second. You can't bar people from defending themselves because you don't know everyone in every situation.

01:05:35.000 It can go both ways.

01:05:37.000 We don't know, what if they take the gun and hurt somebody? 0.99

01:05:40.000 What if somebody needs a gun because they have a restraining order on a crazy person who already raped them? 0.99

01:05:45.000 And we saw that happen in New Jersey.

01:05:47.000 What if somebody needs a gun because they're living in a bad area of town and they're traveling across town going to school trying to make something of themselves and so they need to protect themselves at home?

01:05:55.000 Maybe that's something you might want to take into account.

01:05:57.000 What if there's a mother whose father died overseas, and she needs to protect her family right now while she gets back on her feet? 1.00

01:06:04.000 Maybe she needs a gun because the only chance she has is being more powerful than a man, and it's a mechanical advantage, not a physical one, despite the bullshit Krav Maga class you taught her at the YMCA or WMC. I have no idea anymore. 0.94

01:06:16.000 The point is, when you say, we don't know, so let's just, we don't know every circumstance, we agree.

01:06:22.000 Here we go. Boom. Common ground. We agree.

01:06:24.000 We can't know everyone's reasoning for purchasing a gun?

01:06:26.000 Absolutely. So, let's strip people of their God-given right to protect themselves.

01:06:31.000 No! That's where we diverge.

01:06:33.000 And that's all this conversation is about.

01:06:35.000 And if there's a 24-hour news cycle, we were able to get through this show and get you everything you need.

01:06:39.000 You want to know what you need to know?

01:06:41.000 It's really simple. Decide this for yourself.

01:06:42.000 Do you have the basic right to self-preservation?

01:06:45.000 Do you believe that you have the God-given human right to self-preservation?

01:06:48.000 We talk about civil rights. We talk about human rights.

01:06:50.000 I want to get married. That's not a human right.

01:06:52.000 No one has a birthright of getting married.

01:06:54.000 You have to find someone who's willing to marry you first. 1.00

01:06:56.000 I want to use the bathroom. You don't have the right to use anyone else's private bathroom. 0.98

01:07:00.000 They can deny service at Starbucks, but now they can't do it if you've got a swinging daughter going into a ladies' room. 1.00

01:07:05.000 Oh, but I want... No! Listen.

01:07:07.000 Rights are freedom of speech.

01:07:09.000 Do you believe that you have the right to protect that speech?

01:07:12.000 Do you believe that you have the right to protect yourself, your family, and your home?

01:07:16.000 Guess what? In 2018, that includes the right to a gun.

01:07:20.000 Period. Do you believe you have the right to protect yourself?

01:07:25.000 Yes? Then shut off the news because there's nothing there that is of value to you.

01:07:30.000 And if you're going to be mad about my words, you know what? 0.99

01:07:34.000 I'm mad that you want to kill people. 0.53

01:07:37.000 Over up to three million lives saved each year.

01:07:40.000 By the way, that's from guns being used proactively.

01:07:43.000 That doesn't necessarily include the number of people who simply brandish a gun.

01:07:47.000 And it saves their life. But you know what?

01:07:49.000 One of our worldviews doesn't require us to know every single individual circumstance.

01:07:54.000 One of our worldviews, mine, only requires that I understand I could never possibly know every individual circumstance.

01:08:03.000 And so when you accept that, you accept that there's evil, and you give people who want to mess it up the tools to do so.

01:08:12.000 So shut off the 24-hour cable news cycle.

01:08:15.000 I don't care who's talking on a panel, the great Canadian panel, the great American panel, or the great Swiss panel who's given us nothing and given up a whole long time ago.

01:08:25.000 I just recap the issue for you.

01:08:27.000 There you go. Uncle Stephen looking out for you.

01:08:29.000 Go! Go! You have something to protect?

01:08:31.000 You have the right to protect yourself and your family?

01:08:33.000 Go spend time with your family. Go enjoy it.

01:08:35.000 And stop listening to the bullcrap. 0.83

Louder with Crowder - February 16, 2018

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