Louder with Crowder - 2SLGBT?! THE LEFT CAN'T GET THEIR QUEER ACRONYMS STRAIGHT! | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:40.000 No!

00:00:41.000 This is happening.

00:00:42.000 No!

00:00:42.000 This is happening.

00:00:43.000 No!

00:00:44.000 It's already happening.

00:00:45.000 The train's left the station!

00:00:45.000 I don't want this!

00:00:46.000 I don't want to do this!

00:00:47.000 It's left the station!

00:00:48.000 I don't want to do this!

00:00:49.000 It's shining diamonds!

00:01:03.000 No!

00:01:04.000 Sorry.

00:01:06.000 Should've knocked.

00:01:08.000 Should've knocked.

00:01:09.000 Didn't knock.

00:01:11.000 Ah.

00:01:15.000 Talk to some of the parents who are concerned.

00:01:17.000 Exposing children to kind of sexualized content.

00:01:21.000 We're introducing otherness so they can be loving and accepting people.

00:01:25.000 There's nothing sexual happening in here.

00:01:27.000 This is not about children.

00:01:28.000 This is not about opening their eyes to this and making them see this.

00:01:31.000 This is a PG performance.

00:01:32.000 Like, it's family friendly.

00:01:34.000 Completely PG.

00:01:35.000 Woo! 0.99

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00:01:52.000 Oh, yeah.

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00:01:55.000 ["Strange Animals"]

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00:02:04.000 Music I'll see you next time.

00:02:35.000 Sorry about that, Dave.

00:02:36.000 I re-grew my mustache and she knocked it off.

00:02:39.000 I know.

00:02:40.000 I know.

00:02:41.000 Oh, what do you have on there?

00:02:43.000 You guys, don't give him the ribeye.

00:02:45.000 No.

00:02:46.000 Well, I guess I'll do it now.

00:02:47.000 I rarely do any commercials on the outside of the show.

00:02:49.000 Can I have it?

00:02:51.000 Yes, you please do keep it.

00:02:52.000 Don't put it back in the office freezer.

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00:03:10.000 We did this last Thursday.

00:03:12.000 We did this last Thursday, and then the show got completely corrupted.

00:03:16.000 Yes.

00:03:17.000 And didn't work.

00:03:17.000 Because you heard, like, every other word, like, when you're trying to get off a phone call?

00:03:20.000 Right.

00:03:21.000 Stelter was eating through the wires.

00:03:24.000 He was eating through the wires.

00:03:25.000 Establish that.

00:03:26.000 All right.

00:03:27.000 Glad to be with you.

00:03:27.000 We have a lot to get to today.

00:03:29.000 I don't know if you know this, but science now, actual guidelines for academic research journals, No longer can be scientific.

00:03:38.000 They have to be considerate, and if science could be seen as discriminatory, sexually, racially, based on gender, I guess that doesn't apply sexually at this point.

00:03:47.000 Scientists are being advised to change it.

00:03:48.000 We'll get into that.

00:03:49.000 Also, new guidelines for COVID, what we can say and what we cannot say on YouTube.

00:03:52.000 Did you know that?

00:03:53.000 Yeah, we can say more.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, so we can show the Aaron Rodgers interview.

00:03:56.000 Oh, well, that's nice.

00:03:57.000 That was on with Rogan.

00:03:58.000 Yeah.

00:03:58.000 We're allowed to do that now.

00:04:00.000 Not in the past.

00:04:01.000 So, what else are we talking about today?

00:04:03.000 Let me check here.

00:04:05.000 We have all kinds of funds.

00:04:06.000 Oh, that's right, Canada, LGBTQ.

00:04:08.000 I don't know if you saw this, there's $100 million in Canada now going to fund the LGBTQ.

00:04:12.000 Sort of.

00:04:13.000 But they can't even get the acronym right.

00:04:14.000 I'm going to read to you from a government-funded news entity in Canada, CBC, and five times in one article, they get the acronym wrong.

00:04:23.000 Which is a problem when you understand that Jordan Peterson came to power, came to success, came to the public eye, because he refused to comply with language.

00:04:32.000 That they don't even follow themselves.

00:04:34.000 So you comply or you can be fined or you can be put in jail.

00:04:37.000 We actually have the language police in Quebec, by the way.

00:04:39.000 That was an actual thing when I grew up.

00:04:41.000 But they can't even get it straight themselves.

00:04:42.000 So a lot to get to.

00:04:44.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:04:45.000 I'm doing well.

00:04:45.000 How are you?

00:04:46.000 I'm fine.

00:04:47.000 Yeah?

00:04:47.000 A little discombobulated today.

00:04:49.000 We had a lot of stuff that we had to fix here.

00:04:51.000 Do you like my shirt, by the way?

00:04:52.000 What's your shirt say?

00:04:53.000 It's my mortgage identifies as a student loan.

00:04:55.000 Oh, that's cute.

00:04:57.000 I thought it was fun.

00:04:57.000 I like it and agree with it.

00:05:00.000 It should right now!

00:05:01.000 I mean, if you're giving away money.

00:05:03.000 I mean, you forgive rent, but you don't forgive mortgages?

00:05:06.000 How does that make sense?

00:05:07.000 Just do the whole thing.

00:05:08.000 Oh, we want an entire permanent class of renters. 0.98

00:05:11.000 And by the way, I love him, you love him.

00:05:13.000 Fastest man on his feet.

00:05:15.000 He's going to be with me.

00:05:16.000 Both of us.

00:05:17.000 The two of us.

00:05:18.000 Splitting the time in Houston on September 17th at the Dave Landa, how are you, sir?

00:05:26.000 Ahoy, good, how about you?

00:05:29.000 Wow, your eye healed quickly.

00:05:30.000 I know, it's crazy.

00:05:31.000 Well, it's the good ranchers.

00:05:34.000 Nothing will fix a good eye.

00:05:36.000 I'm sure that's not the slogan they want.

00:05:39.000 Can you pull that promo back up for Houston?

00:05:40.000 Dave X program.

00:05:41.000 The adamantium helps you.

00:05:42.000 Can you pull that promo back up for Houston?

00:05:46.000 Nothing like playing into the stereotype that Texas is nothing but farmland.

00:05:50.000 It's more like Indiana.

00:05:51.000 It's got like 8 million people!

00:05:53.000 Yeah.

00:05:54.000 I definitely look like somebody who would hit a gal in that photo. 0.97

00:05:57.000 Yes, you do. 0.88

00:05:58.000 Like, come on!

00:05:59.000 You would windmill.

00:06:00.000 Yeah.

00:06:01.000 You guys all ride horses to the theater?

00:06:03.000 And to be clear, the head count is 4 million, but many of them, the Houston count is 2, so it's 8.

00:06:09.000 It's true.

00:06:10.000 It's not 8, I know.

00:06:12.000 Okay, we have this right now, so before we get to anything else, we can talk about how trans women fail to look like real women all the time. 0.99

00:06:20.000 But here's the thing now you've heard the term barely passables trans men trying their best to to pass to

00:06:25.000 the new the

00:06:39.000 the you know

00:07:06.000 that person were It would be tough to tell that person apart from Sophia

00:07:10.000 Loren.

00:07:11.000 It would.

00:07:12.000 It's also her body was so feminine.

00:07:15.000 Yes.

00:07:18.000 We have the thing coming up on Thursday, the Drag Queen Story Hour deal.

00:07:22.000 It was actually at a distillery, which I'm surprised that kids were allowed.

00:07:24.000 It was stripping for children. 1.00

00:07:26.000 That'll be out Thursday.

00:07:27.000 There are actually some more hidden camera footage that hasn't made it to the public eye yet.

00:07:31.000 But I wanted to just, at first we said let's do a public stripping of straight people. 1.00

00:07:38.000 An outdoor strip club with kids. 0.86

00:07:40.000 And of course that would not be allowed.

00:07:42.000 Because it would go against decency laws.

00:07:44.000 Ah.

00:07:44.000 But I thought what we can do is at least just have beautiful women and, you know, old strapping lads and just have kids be like, hey, isn't that a pretty woman?

00:07:53.000 Hey, ladies, doesn't that guy look like Prince Charming?

00:07:56.000 No, no, I'm not talking about Scantily Clad.

00:07:57.000 And just watch people lose their minds.

00:07:59.000 Now it's a problem just to recognize that people... Isn't it weird that Christians, that Christian conservatives who didn't want the objectification of women, right?

00:08:07.000 This was a whole thing when you look back in the day, they were saying, oh, you know what, rap videos probably shouldn't be for kids at this point.

00:08:12.000 Now we're saying, oh, hold on a second, we probably need to show some more TNA of actual women. 1.00

00:08:17.000 Well, that would at least balance the scale.

00:08:19.000 Yes, it would balance it out.

00:08:20.000 Yes, well, yeah.

00:08:21.000 Well, you mean real ones.

00:08:22.000 What did I just watch?

00:08:24.000 What did I just watch?

00:08:25.000 What just happened?

00:08:25.000 Did I say that wrong?

00:08:26.000 Well, first of all, why does she get to have that body? 1.00

00:08:29.000 If you want to be a man, you need to look like crap for a while. 0.99

00:08:31.000 Go for the average. 0.99

00:08:32.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, you don't just get to be perfect looking.

00:08:35.000 That has to be an upgrade that's earned.

00:08:36.000 You would think so.

00:08:37.000 Where's your beer belly?

00:08:38.000 Get some hairs that are in gross, awful places.

00:08:41.000 Have some moles.

00:08:41.000 And smell bad.

00:08:43.000 Yes.

00:08:43.000 Smell awful.

00:08:44.000 Yeah, pepper some ingrown hairs in there. 0.94

00:08:46.000 You probably will after walking around wearing rubber all day.

00:08:49.000 Right.

00:08:49.000 But hey, go for a jog.

00:08:51.000 Just ask Michael Keaton.

00:08:54.000 By the way, it's a live show.

00:08:55.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:08:56.000 Eastern is the best way to tune in.

00:08:57.000 I don't know if notifications are working.

00:08:58.000 If you guys could comment below, if you're on YouTube, let me know if notifications are working.

00:09:03.000 A lot of you are saying that they have not.

00:09:05.000 So you can watch us on Rumble or, of course, on Mug Club.

00:09:07.000 You can download the podcast.

00:09:08.000 Just don't rely on notifications.

00:09:10.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:09:11.000 Eastern, that's the best way to tune in.

00:09:13.000 Alright, I'm going to move right on to Aaron Rodgers here.

00:09:16.000 Oh, this wonderful quarterback.

00:09:18.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:09:18.000 Yes.

00:09:19.000 I don't know Aaron Rodgers very much.

00:09:21.000 You don't?

00:09:21.000 I don't know anything about sports.

00:09:22.000 He makes a lot of money.

00:09:23.000 He's a phenomenal quarterback, yeah.

00:09:25.000 Okay.

00:09:26.000 I promise.

00:09:26.000 He's good?

00:09:27.000 For real, yes.

00:09:28.000 Because he looks like CM Punk pre-tattoos.

00:09:30.000 He's very good.

00:09:31.000 He's one of the best.

00:09:31.000 He's really, really best, yeah.

00:09:32.000 Okay.

00:09:32.000 Now, I've heard he's very good, but he got a lot of flack, obviously, because he was unvaccinated a while ago.

00:09:37.000 And at one point in time, we wouldn't have been able to really discuss this.

00:09:40.000 Remember when we first covered the story?

00:09:42.000 We had to be careful as to what we could say on YouTube, what we couldn't, because we were banned.

00:09:47.000 We were suspended.

00:09:48.000 Yeah, you, you, the COVID vaccines and the CDC numbers.

00:09:52.000 Shouldn't have done that.

00:09:53.000 The good thing is the rules have changed now.

00:09:55.000 So we can show this to you this weekend on Rogan, which you've seen already, but I want to then refresh your memory on the controversy that surrounded Aaron Rodgers for a long time.

00:09:55.000 Oh, good.

00:10:06.000 He had some pretty interesting takes on what's happened with the NFL's absolutely insane COVID virtue signaling. 0.98

00:10:12.000 They didn't give a f***. 0.97

00:10:14.000 You want to play football? 0.99

00:10:15.000 Take this f***ing thing. 0.96

00:10:17.000 And I want you to do it publicly, so that I can get more money out of those other people that are thinking about it, and they're on the fence. 0.97

00:10:23.000 Yeah, and then we're going to virtue signal to say, look how righteous our league is, we have 95% compliance with the vaccine.

00:10:30.000 Compliance!

00:10:31.000 And if you don't, we're going to send a stooge to your team to show you graphs of your vaccination percentage of your team compared to the rest of the league, which actually happened.

00:10:42.000 Really?

00:10:43.000 Yeah.

00:10:43.000 What was the stooge like?

00:10:45.000 Oh, I mopped the floor with him.

00:10:47.000 Did you?

00:10:47.000 Yeah.

00:10:48.000 See, again, that's why people are like, no one knew your vaccination status, you lied to your teammates.

00:10:52.000 No, no, no.

00:10:53.000 Day three of training camp, they sent the stooge in, and he showed these slides about what your vaccination percentage was in your team, where you compare to the rest of the league.

00:11:03.000 And I started asking him questions about liability.

00:11:07.000 Well, I'm not a lawyer.

00:11:08.000 Okay.

00:11:10.000 The legal community will be stunned to find out you are not amongst them.

00:11:13.000 Yeah.

00:11:15.000 Were they watching tape on vaccination?

00:11:17.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 All right, team, sit down.

00:11:20.000 John Madden doing his play-by-play.

00:11:22.000 Look here, this is where he takes the jab.

00:11:24.000 Pow! 0.91

00:11:24.000 Right there. 0.91

00:11:25.000 And he still gets COVID anyway.

00:11:26.000 Right in the center.

00:11:26.000 Fourth booster.

00:11:29.000 For some reason, his heart stopped.

00:11:30.000 I have no idea why.

00:11:31.000 Got COVID brain.

00:11:35.000 And we're going to get to then and now, but let me just give you, again, just so you have the full context, I recommend that you go watch the full Joe Rogan interview.

00:11:41.000 Some really good stuff has been happening on his show lately.

00:11:43.000 He continued to explain how the protocols in the NFL, and I will say this, rationalizing it in a way that you wouldn't always expect from a professional athlete.

00:11:52.000 So it's not because he's famous, I think he makes some good points and he talks about specifically the protocols in the NFL and how they make no sense, poking holes in it.

00:12:02.000 Well, it's not only going to affect your day-to-day status on the team, but your ability to get a job, your ability to keep a job, your ability to get a tryout if you get cut from this team.

00:12:12.000 Because you want to put a percentage above 90% of your team where you guys can have some sort of special virtue?

00:12:18.000 Like, look how amazing we are.

00:12:19.000 We're above the 90% threshold here.

00:12:21.000 And then they scared teams and said, if you had an outbreak caused by a non-vaccinated player, you'd not only forfeit that game if you had enough players out, but you wouldn't get paid for that week.

00:12:37.000 And here I am showing up to training camp, Joe, the first day and we got five people who work for the organization.

00:12:44.000 Out with COVID all fully vaxxed.

00:12:47.000 And I got COVID from a fully vaxxed individual who only got vaxxed to keep his potential of being a part of the NFL.

00:12:56.000 And this is something that's important for everybody to understand because I've heard some liberal commentators discussing saying, oh, comedians want to be able to say whatever they want, but they're a very small percentage of the population.

00:13:05.000 It doesn't affect you.

00:13:06.000 Hold on a second.

00:13:07.000 The ability to speak freely It affects you.

00:13:09.000 Oh, these star NFL athletes.

00:13:11.000 It doesn't affect you.

00:13:12.000 Oh, so they can't go out and make millions of dollars in the field.

00:13:14.000 Hold on a second.

00:13:15.000 It affects you in the same way if you're an employer or if the government decides to exert pressure on your employer so that you now lose your job prospects.

00:13:24.000 Losing your freedom, and by the way, I don't mean sort of in a nebulous way.

00:13:29.000 Your very fundamental freedoms, bodily autonomy, the right to privacy, it affects all of you.

00:13:38.000 This is one of those issues where it does help for someone who has a high profile, has a platform to speak out.

00:13:43.000 For every Aaron Rodgers, there's probably 10 million people who experience the same thing in this country, only they're on the unemployment line and they never get to tell their story.

00:13:53.000 They never made the money that Aaron Rodgers made.

00:13:55.000 My wife was being faced with either get the vaccine or you lose your job. 1.00

00:13:59.000 I remember that.

00:13:59.000 And we'll talk about that in just a minute, how it affects pregnant women.

00:14:02.000 And she was pregnant and nursing. 1.00

00:14:03.000 And I pay you like crap! 1.00

00:14:04.000 I know! 0.99

00:14:04.000 And I was just like, we can't do that. 0.99

00:14:06.000 There's no way.

00:14:07.000 But look, it takes an Aaron Rodgers to do that in the NFL.

00:14:09.000 If you're a third string quarterback trying to make the team, what his point was, third string quarterback, it doesn't matter why you're not getting the vaccine.

00:14:16.000 You could have a health condition, you have some some history with vaccinations, you could have some other

00:14:20.000 things that make it to where it's not a safe thing for you to do.

00:14:23.000 And there was no out just because the NFL wanted to look good.

00:14:27.000 It took an Aaron Rodgers who said, I'm one of the best quarterbacks in the league.

00:14:30.000 What are you going to do?

00:14:31.000 Right.

00:14:32.000 To stand up to the league and say, no, I'm going to start pushing back.

00:14:35.000 I'm going to start pushing back.

00:14:36.000 Now what they should have done is walked out.

00:14:39.000 They should have gotten together with the players association and said, absolutely not.

00:14:43.000 And guess what?

00:14:44.000 Today they would have been vindicated.

00:14:47.000 Everybody would look back and go, they're right.

00:14:49.000 They should have done that.

00:14:50.000 But too many people played ball because they were worried about getting paid and worried

00:14:54.000 about being promoted and sponsored.

00:14:56.000 I see what you did there to play ball.

00:14:57.000 Yes.

00:14:58.000 See that?

00:14:58.000 Those clever t-shirts.

00:15:00.000 Yeah, baby.

00:15:00.000 You have a future in Pinterest, my friend.

00:15:02.000 Meanwhile, do you have a vaccination for CTE in the NFL?

00:15:06.000 I've never even heard of that.

00:15:08.000 Do you have a concussion?

00:15:09.000 Let's cover that up for 30 years.

00:15:11.000 Oh, you mean that crappy Will Smith movie?

00:15:13.000 Well, they're trying to make up for it, Dave.

00:15:14.000 Leather helmets?

00:15:15.000 Isn't it ironic that Will Smith starred in the film about CTE and then gave it to Chris Rock?

00:15:19.000 It's strange.

00:15:21.000 I think he has it from Scientology?

00:15:23.000 Yes.

00:15:24.000 How many times can you get electrocuted?

00:15:26.000 Ah, your thetans aren't high enough.

00:15:29.000 One more.

00:15:30.000 Sooner you could get it from a woman's glare. 1.00

00:15:32.000 Yes.

00:15:34.000 No, it's the years of emotional abuse.

00:15:39.000 I think it's time America forgets.

00:15:44.000 Not Jada, though.

00:15:45.000 No, no, no.

00:15:46.000 If only for her- I'm on Chris Rock's side, don't get me wrong.

00:15:49.000 I mean, come on.

00:15:50.000 We all saw the way she looks at him.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, we did.

00:15:52.000 You're saying you wouldn't have gotten up and snatched Chris Rock?

00:15:54.000 I'm still upset about her crappy accent in Gotham. 0.75

00:15:56.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:15:57.000 Are you doing an Old South?

00:16:00.000 Are you doing an English accent?

00:16:01.000 I don't know, but she has six-inch fingernails. 1.00

00:16:04.000 Works.

00:16:06.000 It's like the exaggerated acrylic, like she's a velociraptor.

00:16:09.000 It's like, just please.

00:16:10.000 Anyway, the point is she's unattractive both inside and out, regardless of her balding. 0.96

00:16:15.000 Now it's time to continue with Aaron Rodgers.

00:16:17.000 This is important.

00:16:18.000 Let's do it.

00:16:18.000 But let's do a then and now segment.

00:16:28.000 Is that system of a down?

00:16:29.000 No.

00:16:29.000 I don't think so.

00:16:29.000 It just sounds like it could be.

00:16:31.000 Aaron's the one playing it?

00:16:33.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:34.000 He's multi-talented.

00:16:35.000 I had no idea he was Armenian.

00:16:36.000 Yeah.

00:16:38.000 Really?

00:16:40.000 Yeah, so what are we going to do?

00:16:41.000 We're gonna run the ball down the fair. Oh Just say

00:16:47.000 Okay, all right we get it Aaron I just hear it all is that he just looks at the left guard

00:17:03.000 doesn't like how he's playing. He's like All right

00:17:09.000 I'm ashamed of myself So let's go back to then, because it's important to... Don't expect better from this show today.

00:17:20.000 Remember, everything went wrong when we did stuff, and we switched to Rumble, and we have to switch things back to YouTube, and so it's just, it's just, you know, just, YouTube is the bane of my existence, but I get it.

00:17:30.000 It's like an abusive relationship.

00:17:31.000 YouTube is my Jada.

00:17:34.000 Don't slap me.

00:17:35.000 Jadatube.

00:17:36.000 Yes, Jadatube.

00:17:37.000 Pinkatube.

00:17:41.000 All right, so they've changed their policies now.

00:17:44.000 But for you to appreciate it, you need to understand what came before you.

00:17:47.000 So let's go back to then Aaron Rodgers.

00:17:49.000 Of course, he already hit it.

00:17:50.000 That's okay, tool man.

00:17:51.000 You don't have to hit it every time I say then.

00:17:53.000 You notice I said it softly?

00:17:54.000 Because if I say the word then, he hits it like he doesn't... Do it.

00:17:58.000 No, don't.

00:17:59.000 Don't.

00:18:00.000 When will then be now?

00:18:02.000 Soon.

00:18:03.000 Aaron Rodgers, of course, was ripped all over the media for his stance on masks and vaccines back in the day.

00:18:09.000 And by that, I mean like yesterday.

00:18:11.000 Here's my issue with Rogers.

00:18:13.000 When he said the method by which he felt he was immunized, there's weak, weak science.

00:18:21.000 And by weak science I mean peer-reviewed, double-blind, what's the sample size, etc.

00:18:25.000 There's not strong evidence scientifically that he is immunized.

00:18:29.000 And what that tells me is this, guys.

00:18:31.000 It tells me that Rogers, by the way, a lot like Kyrie Irving to me, they have intellectual pride.

00:18:38.000 It's important to them that you think that they're smart, right?

00:18:42.000 Okay, but Aaron, when you then get into basically quack medicine, what you're showing me is you really don't have the critical thinking abilities to pick and choose which rules to follow.

00:18:57.000 Who is that guy?

00:18:57.000 It was a big sports talk show guy.

00:19:01.000 He's one of those guys, he just has one of those faces where involuntarily my fist is like, clenches.

00:19:07.000 That is true.

00:19:08.000 So that was then.

00:19:09.000 Now, and this is why we're allowed to talk about this on YouTube, isn't it wonderful?

00:19:14.000 The CDC's new COVID recommendations literally say unvaccinated people now have the same guidance as vaccinated people.

00:19:21.000 What?

00:19:22.000 YouTube recently removed a policy that stopped users from questioning the effectiveness of masks.

00:19:26.000 Quietly.

00:19:28.000 Now, let me just be clear about this.

00:19:29.000 The reason they removed that is because they don't work!

00:19:34.000 It's freedom.

00:19:35.000 Wait.

00:19:35.000 I love being able to say it.

00:19:36.000 Do you mean that for, like, surgical procedures when put on with gloves?

00:19:40.000 I'm not exactly sure as to their guidelines.

00:19:42.000 What I think they mean to say is something along those lines.

00:19:45.000 Oh, so they're not like for chocolatey hands in a dirty airport?

00:19:49.000 Right.

00:19:50.000 Or wearing it for the 17th day in a row?

00:19:52.000 Yes.

00:19:53.000 Stuffed in your glove box next to your Chesterfields?

00:19:55.000 Yes.

00:19:56.000 Looks like a cheese-covered enchilada on your face.

00:19:59.000 Keep in mind, we got in trouble early on on YouTube for saying that you actually can, Bill, if you are sick yourself, make your own mask from a double-weave, or sorry, double-layered antimicrobial pillowcase, and we said it's not going to be a filter, but it'll help keep you from coughing droplets onto other people when the CDC said there was no effectiveness, right?

00:20:18.000 And that was because of the PPE shortage, so we forgive them for lying to the public.

00:20:21.000 Right, yeah.

00:20:22.000 Just magnify it, right?

00:20:23.000 Look at every natural disaster film.

00:20:24.000 You can go to Dante's Peak, you can go to Deep Impact, you can go to any... What happens is the government lies because they don't want to be embarrassed.

00:20:30.000 Sure, they did it with masks, and then they did it again with masks, but it was just masks, right?

00:20:35.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:20:36.000 They want to tell you this was the deadliest pandemic since, I don't know, I guess the birth of Zika?

00:20:39.000 I don't know.

00:20:40.000 Zika, to me, from what I understand, it's like your kid gets born with a weird-shaped head.

00:20:44.000 Yeah, I'm sure it killed some.

00:20:45.000 Yeah.

00:20:45.000 No, it's bad.

00:20:46.000 That's what I hear.

00:20:47.000 But my point is it doesn't affect me, so I don't care.

00:20:49.000 So let's go back to then.

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:53.000 And this is something that was actually brought to my attention.

00:20:56.000 Yakuza and Toolman were telling me about this, because I'd forgotten.

00:20:59.000 I remember the initial outrage.

00:21:01.000 I remember the initial opinion of this news anchor, or doctor, I guess, on CNN.

00:21:06.000 I didn't know what had transpired entirely.

00:21:08.000 So back then, there was this COVID expert, resident COVID expert on CNN, Dr. Leanna Nguyen, and she shamed the people who didn't wear masks and called the unvaccinated.

00:21:17.000 She actually called them untrustworthy.

00:21:19.000 If that's not Orwellian, I don't know what is, but don't take my word for it.

00:21:22.000 Back in May, when they lifted the indoor mask requirement, I thought that the honor code was never going to work.

00:21:29.000 That when vaccinated and unvaccinated people are mixing, unless there is proof of vaccination, everybody should still be wearing masks. 0.80

00:21:36.000 And so I actually support what the CDC is now doing, which is going back to this indoor mask requirement.

00:21:42.000 Because frankly, we know that we can't trust the unvaccinated, that they have been walking around without masks. 1.00

00:21:48.000 And in fact, that's what led to the surge that we're seeing.

00:21:51.000 Oh, of course it did.

00:21:52.000 We can't trust the unvaccinated. 1.00

00:21:54.000 No.

00:21:55.000 Now, we would get in more trouble on YouTube if we quoted the CDC.

00:21:58.000 And by the way, all references we make available at lotofcreditor.com.

00:22:01.000 You have the link in the description.

00:22:02.000 You can go to the website.

00:22:03.000 We always do.

00:22:04.000 You may not agree, but we make all the references publicly available.

00:22:07.000 She was saying don't trust the unvaccinated.

00:22:10.000 Yeah, and then claimed that the spike was because of them without any evidence suggesting it.

00:22:15.000 If you said that in a deep, rural accent, it would sound like it was out of Mississippi burning.

00:22:18.000 Right, yeah.

00:22:19.000 We don't want to mix.

00:22:20.000 We don't want to mix them. 1.00

00:22:21.000 You won't come in one of them mixed people. 1.00

00:22:24.000 My daughter brings home an unvaccinated. 0.99

00:22:26.000 It's going to be real problems.

00:22:27.000 I want to look at my grandkids and see my face.

00:22:30.000 Yep, that's right.

00:22:31.000 Not some mixed face. 1.00

00:22:32.000 No.

00:22:33.000 Not some maskless mixed face. 1.00

00:22:34.000 I don't want my kid mixing. 1.00

00:22:37.000 Dumb broad. 1.00

00:22:38.000 Now, this is where we are. 0.99

00:22:41.000 Dr. Wen has changed her stance.

00:22:43.000 Completely.

00:22:44.000 And she says that masks are a personal choice, her kids won't be wearing them.

00:22:47.000 Let me read the exact quote.

00:22:48.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:22:49.000 This is from the Washington Post.

00:22:50.000 Dr. Leanna Wen.

00:22:51.000 Unbelievable.

00:22:53.000 Masking has harmed our son's language development, and limiting both kids' extracurriculars and social interactions would negatively affect their childhood and hinder my and my husband's ability to work.

00:23:04.000 Okay.

00:23:05.000 A couple of things here.

00:23:07.000 And this is what the left is doing because midterms are coming up.

00:23:10.000 I'm sorry, is that the same woman? 0.99

00:23:11.000 It's the same woman. 0.88

00:23:12.000 Untrashable.

00:23:14.000 The woman against mixing. 0.74

00:23:15.000 Heavens.

00:23:16.000 Yes.

00:23:17.000 Don't expect her at our local mixer anytime soon.

00:23:20.000 Our language development, not being able to look at someone's mouth move.

00:23:23.000 Yep. Yep.

00:23:24.000 She said, and because it affected her, speech issues with her son.

00:23:26.000 Hmm.

00:23:28.000 This is one of those issues where, because we're going into midterms, they're now saying, well, there might have been some overreach, but here's our excuse.

00:23:34.000 We couldn't know.

00:23:36.000 Yes, you could have.

00:23:37.000 How?

00:23:38.000 Because people like Aaron Rodgers said, there is science.

00:23:42.000 That at the very least runs counter to your science, if not refutes it.

00:23:46.000 We had it on this show.

00:23:47.000 We had medical experts on this show.

00:23:49.000 YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.

00:23:51.000 Removed that content.

00:23:53.000 This idea that, while we couldn't have known that masks would have negative effects, We cited the studies that showed you not only the kinds of negative social effects that masks had, but actual health effects with children if they were reusing masks, because they were filthy, and the constant re-inhalation, right?

00:24:10.000 The recycling of air, where you're talking about strep throat, you're talking about all these bacterial possible infections.

00:24:17.000 We talked about this a long time ago, so for them to say, well, hold on a second, we did the best we could with the science we had.

00:24:22.000 No, no.

00:24:23.000 You did the most effective lying you could with the science you chose while excluding everything else, which you now are accepting.

00:24:31.000 That's how you know it's arbitrary.

00:24:33.000 Yeah.

00:24:33.000 You panicked.

00:24:34.000 We had science from over 100 years ago that said lockdowns didn't work, and then the WHO actually said they didn't work initially, and then they changed their stance on it and said, yeah, this is a good policy for the world.

00:24:43.000 We knew it.

00:24:43.000 By the way, the video that we just played of her was 15 months into the pandemic.

00:24:50.000 Yeah.

00:24:50.000 We knew by then, at the very least, even if you want to... Okay, fine, fine.

00:24:53.000 For the first 15 months you didn't know.

00:24:55.000 That's not true, but I'll give you that.

00:24:56.000 Why did you make that comment in June of 2021 that you couldn't trust the unvaccinated?

00:25:01.000 That it was their fault that we were having a spike?

00:25:03.000 None of that was true!

00:25:05.000 My giant leather bird mask filled with potpourri worked just fine.

00:25:09.000 I like the ones with holes in them because you can breathe better.

00:25:11.000 Yeah.

00:25:12.000 We're just fine.

00:25:13.000 Better masks.

00:25:14.000 She said not for her kids, but maybe for her.

00:25:16.000 I think she might suggest a Ziploc baggie.

00:25:18.000 Yes.

00:25:19.000 You're not going to catch anything.

00:25:21.000 A nice wrap of Saran.

00:25:23.000 You're not going to get nothing.

00:25:24.000 Ain't going to catch COVID or your breath.

00:25:27.000 Nope.

00:25:28.000 Won't be mixing.

00:25:29.000 Won't be doing no mixing.

00:25:30.000 Ain't no vaccine.

00:25:31.000 I'm a doctor.

00:25:32.000 I'm not mixing.

00:25:33.000 I want old Vax babies, pure-blooded, pure-blooded. 1.00

00:25:37.000 We're gonna do a remake of Look Who's Coming to Dinner.

00:25:39.000 So let me give you also something- The Vax, un-Vax-versus.

00:25:43.000 And here's something else that's telling, is not only what they say, but how they choose to release the information.

00:25:48.000 Right?

00:25:49.000 In the dead of night.

00:25:50.000 We'll talk about on Mug Club, them firing that FBI- In the heat of the night with the Vax-versus. 0.93

00:25:53.000 Right.

00:25:54.000 They call me Mr. Vax.

00:25:58.000 So back then, of course, the American CDC, they said, and we talked about this on the show, they said, well, breastfeeding mothers may choose to be vaccinated, right?

00:26:06.000 I said, well, we don't know.

00:26:07.000 And you and I talked, your wife's a nurse.

00:26:09.000 The policy is, if you don't know for sure, don't take it when you're pregnant.

00:26:13.000 That's always, any, comment below, anyone out there who has ever been pregnant, Or if you're pregnant right now, what does your doctor say?

00:26:19.000 If you say, hey, there's no long-term studies on this, should I take a vitamin supplement?

00:26:26.000 Should I take whatever prescription it is?

00:26:28.000 Vaccine?

00:26:29.000 The policy is, and it's a rule by the way, something about the Hippocratic Oath, first do know, something or other, I forget the rest, don't do it unless we know for sure if you're pregnant. 1.00

00:26:39.000 That's always been the gold standard.

00:26:42.000 But they said, well, we don't know.

00:26:43.000 Or, in absence of information, that it's 100% safe.

00:26:45.000 Right.

00:26:45.000 We've done every trial we know how to do, and all of the data comes back and says, no, we haven't found a way yet for it to hurt you.

00:26:51.000 Right now, they didn't have any of that.

00:26:52.000 But now, the UK Health Department just quietly, again, in night, published that the Pfizer vaccine, the Biotech, whatever, whichever one, I can't remember, shouldn't be taken by breastfeeding mothers.

00:27:06.000 They said that also in 2020, I believe, with that one specifically.

00:27:09.000 But other ones you could choose.

00:27:11.000 So in the UK, so I wanted to say this, we actually went back and found this.

00:27:13.000 It's actually coming out now.

00:27:15.000 People are starting to say, hey, wait a minute, this is there.

00:27:17.000 We went in the Wayback Machine and found it in 2020.

00:27:19.000 Do you remember hearing that?

00:27:21.000 In December of 2020?

00:27:22.000 Do you remember hearing that from the UK, saying that breastfeeding and pregnant women should not take the vaccine?

00:27:28.000 It's on their website.

00:27:29.000 I don't remember hearing that.

00:27:30.000 It would have been a major story.

00:27:32.000 My wife would have been forced by her work to get the vaccine while both pregnant and breastfeeding. 1.00

00:27:38.000 The big difference, though, is now on social media platforms, and you're allowed to say maybe it's not good for breastfeeding mothers.

00:27:44.000 Exactly.

00:27:45.000 But back then, we couldn't say it.

00:27:46.000 No.

00:27:47.000 This is the problem.

00:27:48.000 Like, look, at a certain point, when do you ever take accountability for banning information that, hey, if it saves one life, Hey, if it saves one baby, if it saves one nursing mother, where did that go?

00:28:00.000 That only applies when you're talking about the Second Amendment, which, by the way, saves far more lives than it takes.

00:28:04.000 If it saves one life, let's remove everyone's ability to defend themselves.

00:28:07.000 How about if it saves one life?

00:28:08.000 The guidance said, and the gold standard was, hey, if you're breastfeeding and we don't know, don't put it in your body. 1.00

00:28:15.000 Now that information isn't a bannable offense everywhere where you consume information, meaning 90% of the information.

00:28:23.000 When I say that, I feel like I have to repeat it ad nauseum, but Facebook, Instagram, Google, YouTube.

00:28:28.000 That's two companies.

00:28:29.000 Twitter, TikTok.

00:28:30.000 Yeah.

00:28:31.000 Well, and here's the thing.

00:28:31.000 With the CDC's information, you said that now we can bring that overlay up.

00:28:35.000 So the UK left that guidance up, right?

00:28:37.000 So it's updated.

00:28:38.000 They had an updated article.

00:28:39.000 It has that guidance not to take it if you're breastfeeding.

00:28:41.000 Not because of adverse effects, but they don't know.

00:28:43.000 Just like you said, not the CDC.

00:28:45.000 The CDC strongly endorses it's safe for breastfeeding moms and for pregnant women.

00:28:50.000 CDC still has that on their website!

00:28:52.000 No, I don't know which science to trust.

00:28:54.000 Today they have it on their website.

00:28:55.000 It conflicts with the UK.

00:28:58.000 Can we get that sportscaster with the bizarre doll's eyes? 0.55

00:29:01.000 We need that.

00:29:02.000 Yeah.

00:29:02.000 So let me know which science I should trust?

00:29:05.000 So, in other words, what you're seeing right now with Aaron Rodgers, this is the kind of thing where we would have had to tread lightly just rebroadcasting what Joe Rogan, you know, created.

00:29:14.000 He conducted a great interview with Aaron Rodgers, did the same with Mark Zuckerberg.

00:29:16.000 That was actually far more uncomfortable to watch.

00:29:18.000 But if we were to simply relay to you that information, We have been.

00:29:23.000 We were suspended, what, in the last year?

00:29:25.000 Has it been three times?

00:29:26.000 Four times?

00:29:26.000 One of which was for a CDC quote, one of which was either masks or vaccines, and then the other one recently.

00:29:31.000 Why were we suspended recently?

00:29:33.000 The last week?

00:29:33.000 Yeah, why was it again?

00:29:34.000 That was Kerry Lake saying.

00:29:35.000 Oh, that was Kerry Lake, the election thing.

00:29:37.000 Well, we got suspended for the election.

00:29:38.000 Oh, don't worry, that'll change too, by the way.

00:29:40.000 If a Republican wins the next election, retroactively, you'll be allowed to discuss all of the election issues that don't exist.

00:29:47.000 So, just keep this in mind.

00:29:48.000 Hold their feet to the fire.

00:29:49.000 This is why we make all the references publicly available, so that you can always contrast then and now.

00:29:54.000 I've talked about...

00:30:03.000 I'm not vaccinated.

00:30:04.000 Are you, Gerald?

00:30:05.000 No.

00:30:06.000 Never will be.

00:30:07.000 Uh, with all the ones that work.

00:30:09.000 Yes.

00:30:10.000 Oh, so the Johnson & Johnson?

00:30:11.000 You're a big fan?

00:30:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:12.000 I got that.

00:30:13.000 J&J, baby! 0.85

00:30:14.000 Woo! 0.99

00:30:15.000 The one that doesn't need to be refrigerated?

00:30:16.000 I bought a lot of their stock.

00:30:18.000 Yeah.

00:30:19.000 Oof.

00:30:21.000 Oh, I just bought stock in body bags.

00:30:23.000 Yeah.

00:30:24.000 We're gonna need to have this show run until I'm 100.

00:30:26.000 I still have a lot of stock in AMC.

00:30:30.000 I got in late on that one.

00:30:31.000 No, I was gonna do it and... No.

00:30:36.000 Are we allowed to say that?

00:30:37.000 I'm not telling you what you can do, just sometimes people have asked.

00:30:40.000 At one point we weren't allowed to discuss this.

00:30:41.000 That was also maybe running afoul of YouTube.

00:30:44.000 Think about that for a second.

00:30:46.000 What is recognized and what is given the privilege of being a public utility, treated as a platform, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.

00:30:53.000 They said, you may not even be able to say that you're not vaccinated because it may encourage people to remain unvaccinated.

00:31:01.000 So it's a gray area.

00:31:02.000 It's what we call borderline content.

00:31:04.000 And by the way, you'll never know who determines that.

00:31:06.000 But we do enjoy the protections and the tax haven of being a public utility.

00:31:12.000 It's actually really infuriating.

00:31:13.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 It really is infuriating that you're not, and especially this being America and the part that we live in, I don't know if they want to censor in other parts of the, you know, the world.

00:31:22.000 Right.

00:31:22.000 But we should be allowed to say our opinions.

00:31:23.000 We should be allowed to say the things that we want to say.

00:31:26.000 And you certainly should be allowed to question anything that goes into your body.

00:31:29.000 Yeah.

00:31:30.000 There's no reason that this should have happened.

00:31:32.000 And now they're looking back going, oh, we may have overreached.

00:31:35.000 You shut down the world.

00:31:38.000 Yeah.

00:31:38.000 You were going to say it might have been an overreach.

00:31:41.000 You ruined lives.

00:31:42.000 You're like, we may have gone a little too far.

00:31:46.000 Amazon Prime was still able to deliver.

00:31:48.000 That's true.

00:31:49.000 We saw the wealthiest increase their net worth by billions of dollars.

00:31:52.000 And now they're decrying it, by the way.

00:31:54.000 Robert Reich and his ilk are like, I can't believe they're making all this money.

00:31:57.000 The whole world.

00:31:58.000 We saw a lot of people just park the trucks in the middle of nowhere and go, this is easier just to collect a check.

00:32:03.000 Yes, exactly.

00:32:05.000 The whole world is a reverse Motel 6 commercial.

00:32:07.000 We'll leave the light off.

00:32:10.000 That was always fun, too, when they were like, look, uh, in every hotel you'd stay at, they're like, we can't clean the room for the three days you're in it.

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:17.000 It's like, so you can't even, you're not even gonna pay the five dollars for the labor force?

00:32:21.000 And now they still don't do it.

00:32:22.000 No.

00:32:23.000 Now they just trimmed it back, and they still don't do it.

00:32:25.000 They still don't have room service.

00:32:26.000 That was one of the few things as, you know, crappy road comics, if we were lucky enough to stay in a hotel that had room service.

00:32:32.000 Remember, like, oh gosh, this is wonderful.

00:32:34.000 No longer a thing.

00:32:35.000 They're like, we can't, it's, you know, COVID.

00:32:37.000 It requires us to work Yeah.

00:32:39.000 We can't bring you a $48 hamburger.

00:32:42.000 Right.

00:32:43.000 I'm not saying I was financially responsible.

00:32:44.000 No, like, nobody was.

00:32:46.000 But it was nice.

00:32:47.000 I also didn't want to walk downstairs.

00:32:51.000 Yeah, I know.

00:32:52.000 Me neither.

00:32:52.000 I mean, what am I... You couldn't use my legs at two in the morning?

00:32:55.000 Come on.

00:32:55.000 I wanted them to give me some ice cream in bed.

00:32:57.000 Two by Jack LaLanne?

00:32:58.000 Right?

00:33:00.000 With his juicer where he was always yelling at his wife in the commercials.

00:33:02.000 You ever notice there's like that little subtext, like, they just clearly stayed married because it was a business?

00:33:06.000 Oh, any commercial from the 50s, 60s, or 70s is just a man screaming at a woman. 1.00

00:33:12.000 Bitch, I got all your jumping jacks! 1.00

00:33:12.000 Put the carrots in there. 1.00

00:33:14.000 My whore of a wife won't put the carrots in, but this juicer... This juicer would work if my wife weren't an idiot. 1.00

00:33:23.000 I just got a new dishwasher because my old one's broken and his wife's paralyzed. 1.00

00:33:28.000 She has broken thumbs.

00:33:30.000 They broke my thumbs, Jackie!

00:33:32.000 Never gets old.

00:33:35.000 I don't care.

00:33:35.000 The Pope of Greenwich Village.

00:33:37.000 This brings us now to, you'd like to think that the government is looking out for you.

00:33:41.000 And by that, of course you don't.

00:33:43.000 But, I mean, people like that sportscaster.

00:33:44.000 What's his name?

00:33:45.000 I don't know.

00:33:46.000 It's Mike.

00:33:46.000 Mike Tirico.

00:33:47.000 His name is Mike Tirico?

00:33:48.000 It's Mike and Mike.

00:33:49.000 It's a popular... Like the candy?

00:33:51.000 I think it's Tirico.

00:33:51.000 Oh, it's Mike and Mike.

00:33:52.000 Yeah, not Mike and Ike.

00:33:53.000 Ugh.

00:33:54.000 I prefer the latter.

00:33:55.000 I know.

00:33:55.000 Is that Tirico?

00:33:56.000 Well, because at least it's two different names.

00:33:58.000 Yeah, well, also it serves a use.

00:33:59.000 It's tasty.

00:34:00.000 No, not Tirico. 0.99

00:34:01.000 Crap. 0.99

00:34:02.000 What is it? 1.00

00:34:02.000 What's his name there, Tokunawa? 1.00

00:34:04.000 Mike Tirico is an African-American gentleman.

00:34:07.000 Admonish him!

00:34:08.000 Admonish him!

00:34:10.000 Whip to the admonish button there.

00:34:11.000 Mike Tirico's black?

00:34:12.000 I believe it's Clark Duncan.

00:34:14.000 Yes.

00:34:15.000 You ain't black. 0.98

00:34:17.000 Whoops. 0.73

00:34:17.000 Is it Mr. Clark Duncan? 0.73

00:34:19.000 Are you serious?

00:34:20.000 Mike Tirico's black?

00:34:22.000 I told him you better leave the mask on, boss.

00:34:26.000 I get a little scared of the egg.

00:34:28.000 Unvaxxed sometime.

00:34:30.000 That's terrible.

00:34:30.000 I don't know sportscasters.

00:34:32.000 Sorry.

00:34:32.000 Aaron Rodgers' cornbread.

00:34:33.000 Yeah.

00:34:34.000 Only he's more of a Percy.

00:34:36.000 I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be where.

00:34:38.000 I didn't know the ball was supposed to be this round.

00:34:40.000 Yeah, this is Mike Tirico.

00:34:42.000 Oh, not even close.

00:34:43.000 Wow, that's... He's not even a... So what is this guy?

00:34:46.000 Do we know who this guy's name is?

00:34:47.000 I don't watch... Keep in mind, I know out of touch.

00:34:50.000 Who is this guy?

00:34:51.000 This guy.

00:34:51.000 It's one of the Mikes.

00:34:52.000 Mike Greenberg, I think?

00:34:53.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:34:55.000 Well, that inspires confidence.

00:34:56.000 What am I paying researchers for?

00:34:58.000 How long did it take to find that guy's name?

00:35:02.000 You just Googled real full names of Mike and Mike.

00:35:05.000 I did, but I don't think this is Mike and Mike.

00:35:07.000 Can we do it on my phone?

00:35:08.000 I don't think this is Mike and Mike.

00:35:09.000 All right, Air Support, I'm going to put you guys to the test.

00:35:11.000 I'm going to make a research request and you'll have 30 seconds.

00:35:13.000 Otherwise, I'll break off a pool cue.

00:35:15.000 It's Max Kellerman.

00:35:16.000 Oh, my bad.

00:35:18.000 Max Kellerman.

00:35:19.000 See, I was wrong completely.

00:35:21.000 Stephen quits.

00:35:24.000 I'll do it, I'll switch.

00:35:26.000 I'm getting texts a bunch right now, which means my friends are mad at me.

00:35:29.000 It just took us ten minutes to find out the name of Max Kellerman!

00:35:34.000 I don't watch morning sports shows.

00:35:35.000 No, not you!

00:35:36.000 It's not your job!

00:35:38.000 You are blameless!

00:35:39.000 He's the HBO boxing announcer.

00:35:40.000 You're a spotless lamb in this! 0.79

00:35:43.000 Son of a... He's the boxing announcer for HBO.

00:35:47.000 That's Howard Cosell.

00:35:50.000 Come on, where is Howie?

00:35:54.000 He got faxed.

00:35:55.000 He got myocarditis.

00:36:01.000 I don't know if we can say that now.

00:36:02.000 We have to wait another couple of months.

00:36:04.000 I said he bought my old car.

00:36:05.000 Yes, he did.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, he bought your old Buick.

00:36:07.000 Yep.

00:36:08.000 Nothing like a used LeSabre.

00:36:09.000 No, that's what he loves.

00:36:10.000 Okay, so this is Canada, my partially home country.

00:36:14.000 For people who think that I can't run for president, I'm never going to run for president, but it's not because I was born in Canada.

00:36:18.000 I was born in Detroit, I was raised in Canada, to be clear, and I'm very ashamed of it. 0.96

00:36:22.000 It's the silliest country in the world. 0.96

00:36:24.000 I would love to see us, not a nuke, but like a biochemical weapon. 0.98

00:36:29.000 Can we just keep it?

00:36:31.000 Just take it.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, just take it.

00:36:33.000 It's ours anyway.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, you know, take it.

00:36:34.000 You get a few franchises, a couple of tugboats, they're Navy.

00:36:39.000 We're just going to run up the flag.

00:36:40.000 What are they going to do?

00:36:40.000 So in Canada now, their Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, this is true, just $100 million.

00:36:44.000 This is a guy, by the way, who seized bank accounts, assets for truckers, who simply wanted to protest the lockdowns, which by the way, We now know, according to the CDC, there should be no different guidance for vaccinated or unvaccinated.

00:36:58.000 The truckers back then in Canada were saying, hey, you know what?

00:37:01.000 We can't be treated like second-class citizens.

00:37:03.000 We need to be allowed to work.

00:37:04.000 Now, isn't it interesting that Trudeau is still flying in the face of the new science?

00:37:10.000 in a lot of ways if you actually look at the policies. It's not on full lockdown, but there

00:37:13.000 are different policies for vaccinated, unvaccinated. I don't know what their new policies as far as

00:37:16.000 going in or leaving Canada, if they still have the quarantine. I think it's still that way.

00:37:19.000 But it's certainly more strict than the United States and more strict than the CDC

00:37:23.000 would actually recommend. So who's the science denier now?

00:37:25.000 I don't understand the rulebook. But I do know that he has another science pet project.

00:37:32.000 That's a hundred million dollars as an action plan to support the 2SLGBTQI+.

00:37:39.000 This is a real thing.

00:37:40.000 I want you to hear it straight from the overly proud of himself Prime Minister of Canada's mouth

00:37:46.000 Okay, wrong clip sorry We have the right one.

00:37:54.000 Here he is, the 2SLGBTQI plus 100 million dollars.

00:37:59.000 And by the way, you need to understand that for Canada, that's the equivalent to like 50 trillion here in the United States, right?

00:38:05.000 They do not have a lot of money.

00:38:06.000 Yes, no.

00:38:07.000 Here he is.

00:38:08.000 Our government has been committed to protecting the rights of two-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, and additional sexuality and gender diverse people.

00:38:19.000 That's why I'm so excited today to announce a historic first, the launch of Canada's first ever 2SLGBDQI+.

00:38:28.000 Look at the flag! 1.00

00:38:34.000 Pelosi should be wearing that shit like a scarf! 1.00

00:38:37.000 Basically, the flag is just a Cosby sweater. 1.00

00:38:42.000 I'd like to announce... How long did he stand in front of the mirror to get that 2SLGBTQI applause? 1.00

00:38:47.000 I know, he rattled it off, like he was in the Wu-Tang Clan.

00:38:51.000 It's just a Nicole Eggert shirt from Charlton Church.

00:38:57.000 And by the way, in case you needed any more proof that the progressive leftism is a religion, they've now included two-spirit.

00:39:05.000 Because we've gotten so far away from the science, it's a spirit thing.

00:39:09.000 No, no, no.

00:39:09.000 We're no longer at biological sex.

00:39:10.000 We're no longer even at social constructs of gender.

00:39:13.000 It's a spiritual issue, too, spirit.

00:39:15.000 I still don't fully know what it means.

00:39:17.000 I don't either.

00:39:17.000 I understand it to be a queer who's part Native American.

00:39:22.000 No, that's not even a joke.

00:39:23.000 That's my general understanding.

00:39:25.000 Is it really?

00:39:25.000 I don't know.

00:39:26.000 I haven't the foggiest.

00:39:28.000 He's included Two Spirit, but he's put it at the end most of the time.

00:39:31.000 Now, they've jumped the line.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, he's given them priority.

00:39:34.000 They're leading with Two Spirit.

00:39:37.000 Two Spirit's one cup.

00:39:40.000 This is him noting of the program from the CBC.

00:39:45.000 And keep in mind, this is also government-funded, CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

00:39:50.000 I grew up with this.

00:39:51.000 And Trudeau won because he promised them more money than the other candidate.

00:39:54.000 You need to know this.

00:39:55.000 It was literally, when you watched the debates, one of them said, I promise an extra $100 million to the CBC.

00:39:59.000 Why, I promise indeed $150 million to Who do you think the CBC gave the better coverage to?

00:40:07.000 So when people bitch about corporate media, at least you have different choices.

00:40:10.000 There's nothing worse than government media.

00:40:12.000 You don't need to go to Venezuela.

00:40:13.000 So here's Trudeau.

00:40:15.000 He said, 75% of the funding will go toward community organizations focused on diversity and inclusion because that's where the real work of support comes from.

00:40:26.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:40:27.000 I know the acronym 2SLGBT stands for Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, and Additional Sexual.

00:40:38.000 I'm just glad you could explain it because for a minute I thought it was something silly.

00:40:41.000 Yes, for a moment I was worried.

00:40:43.000 It does remind me that we need to, guys, the interns pick up a toilet paper for our new Two-Spirit bathroom.

00:40:48.000 One ply?

00:40:50.000 Two-Spirit ply. 0.89

00:40:50.000 Okay. 0.89

00:40:52.000 Now the CBC...

00:40:55.000 They heralded the plan as historic for the 2SLGBT community.

00:41:00.000 Okay.

00:41:03.000 Here's the thing.

00:41:06.000 And by the way, great work from Gingersnaff, because I sent this to him and I said, hey, did you guys notice anything in this article?

00:41:12.000 And right away Gingersnaff's like, yeah, they used the wrong acronym like five times in a row.

00:41:16.000 I said, yeah, can we just find a couple of other articles that likely do the same thing?

00:41:19.000 And he's like, that took me 10 minutes, I found like 50, which ones do you want?

00:41:22.000 Yeah, there's too many.

00:41:24.000 So the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, used 2SLGBT.

00:41:29.000 Okay.

00:41:30.000 But Trudeau clearly announced the plan was for the 2SLGBTQI plus community.

00:41:38.000 CBC forgot the QI plus, that's the most important part.

00:41:41.000 Luckily, they corrected their error in the very next paragraph and explained, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau unveiled a strategy dubbed Canada's first federal 2SLGBTQI plus action plan.

00:41:54.000 Okay, so they used the right one.

00:41:56.000 But then five paragraphs later they screwed up again and used the acronym 2SLGBT.

00:42:02.000 They forgot three of the letters slash call signs.

00:42:07.000 QI+.

00:42:08.000 And plus is just like whatever the hell else you think of.

00:42:11.000 So overall, the article switches back and forth four times in the announcement.

00:42:17.000 But you've got to get it right.

00:42:25.000 Exactly.

00:42:26.000 It just shows that no one knows anymore.

00:42:28.000 Right!

00:42:29.000 And it's like they said, hey, we need to announce this with a release.

00:42:34.000 Can we do it in a way that very pointedly undergirds Jordan Peterson's argument?

00:42:41.000 How quickly do you think the LG&B will be removed from this?

00:42:44.000 Because they're like, ah, we need to create an organization.

00:42:45.000 Well, I want to get to that in a second because I have my concerns.

00:42:48.000 Do you?

00:42:48.000 Well, there's been a few instances.

00:42:50.000 Yes, there have been.

00:42:52.000 But the issue here is Bill C-16 was compelled, it's hate speech if you don't use the right gender pronouns.

00:42:58.000 Well, the CBC should be tried.

00:43:00.000 They're not including the full acronym.

00:43:02.000 How can you be forced to comply?

00:43:04.000 This is the issue.

00:43:05.000 It's entirely made up, just like The science isn't entirely made up, but it's a very arbitrary selection process as to which science is legitimate.

00:43:15.000 That's the theme of today's show.

00:43:16.000 With COVID, they picked and they chose and they said, you better comply or we're going to ban you.

00:43:21.000 We're going to make it so that you can no longer seek further employment.

00:43:24.000 With language in Canada, can't happen here yet because of the First Amendment, but not if the left had their way. 0.87

00:43:29.000 You think if the left had their way, they wouldn't have the exact same speech policies as Canada, which by the way, resulted in a trial And charge of our comedian friend for a joke that was considered offensive?

00:43:40.000 That's what happens in Canada.

00:43:41.000 You have to comply.

00:43:42.000 Well, I have to comply with what?

00:43:44.000 Whatever we use in that article at that time.

00:43:46.000 You know how we said you can audit a ham sandwich?

00:43:49.000 Right?

00:43:49.000 Anyone out there.

00:43:50.000 You've committed several crimes today, most likely.

00:43:52.000 That's the problem with a government that just creates laws on top of laws on top of laws.

00:43:56.000 But it's very clear.

00:43:58.000 It's not opaque with Canada.

00:44:00.000 They can decide to jail you or they can decide to charge you.

00:44:04.000 They can decide to turn you into a criminal for not using the language that they made up that day and they are not required to use even consistently themselves.

00:44:13.000 Now do you think that the government is going to prosecute the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation funded by the government?

00:44:18.000 Of course not.

00:44:19.000 But you will.

00:44:20.000 Jordan Peterson would.

00:44:22.000 That's why he was a lightning rod for literally saying, I'm not going to do it.

00:44:25.000 I won't be forced to use your language because you can't even decide on what it is.

00:44:30.000 Four times, one article.

00:44:32.000 The reference is available at lightoffcredit.com.

00:44:34.000 And this isn't unique!

00:44:35.000 No.

00:44:35.000 We checked out some other articles.

00:44:36.000 Here's an article from The Hill.

00:44:39.000 August.

00:44:42.000 They randomly rotated between LGBT and LGBTQ an article about monkeypox.

00:44:48.000 Now here's the thing.

00:44:49.000 Leave off the queer. 1.00

00:44:51.000 Yes.

00:44:52.000 Think about this for a second.

00:44:55.000 Why?

00:44:56.000 This umbrella is too broad.

00:44:58.000 This umbrella, LGBTQ. 0.96

00:45:00.000 Can anyone think of something that would affect lesbians less than monkey pox? 1.00

00:45:06.000 Unless they're stealing your cock and using it like a lawn dart. 0.99

00:45:09.000 At this point we should just throw S in there for straight and we'll all be equal. 0.99

00:45:14.000 That would be too many S's, because there's the two S's.

00:45:17.000 Two S's. 0.96

00:45:18.000 I forgot there's spirits.

00:45:19.000 You have to have a space.

00:45:19.000 Two double S's.

00:45:21.000 Think about this umbrella. 0.97

00:45:22.000 I mean, if you did it with black people, you have black people, some of them don't even accept Dominicans amongst their ranks. 0.92

00:45:27.000 To the untrained eye, you're like, oh, that looks like a black guy, right?

00:45:30.000 We don't say all black people are the same, that a guy from Zimbabwe is the same as a guy from Haiti, right? 0.88

00:45:36.000 We don't think that every... Now, can you think of two...

00:45:39.000 You mean to tell me that gay William, who by the way is out there in the green room right now, our gay Latino, to the right of Attila the Hunt agent, is the same as some two-spirited Native American? 0.94

00:45:50.000 They're all under the same acronym! 0.94

00:45:51.000 They'd probably put the asexual in there as well, the people who don't practice sex at all.

00:45:55.000 I don't even know! 0.88

00:45:56.000 I know, what, 98% of all monkeypox cases are, you know, sex between two men. 0.99

00:46:01.000 Not with lesions, but specifically gay sex. 0.99

00:46:03.000 So, is the remaining 2% two-spirited? 1.00

00:46:06.000 Or lesbian? 0.61

00:46:07.000 It reminds me, I shook his hand today.

00:46:09.000 Right, yeah.

00:46:10.000 Well, we have sanitizer.

00:46:11.000 Oh, good.

00:46:12.000 I diluted it a little bit because we ran a little low during COVID.

00:46:16.000 It might just be some Tito's and aloe.

00:46:19.000 Is that why I want a drink?

00:46:24.000 Unless I go back to my notes, it is 2SLGBTQI+. 0.60

00:46:31.000 What's the I for? 0.67

00:46:32.000 Intersex. 0.94

00:46:33.000 I thought it was QAIP at one point, because we had that show where we talked about it.

00:46:38.000 Now they're just getting rid of letters wholesale.

00:46:40.000 Oh yeah, as a matter of fact, we had it back in 2015.

00:46:44.000 Back in 2015, I crashed a feminist film festival. 0.90

00:46:47.000 I was escorted in my underwear.

00:46:49.000 And I used, as kind of a joke but not really, an acronym that is actually milder than this, and people accused me of strawmanning.

00:46:57.000 This is me in 2015 with a crystal queer ball. 0.70

00:47:02.000 I've never seen so many super outbacks where they will be having breakout panels on rape culture, nerd culture, LGBTQAI, and a silent number five. 0.83

00:47:12.000 It's not really about women's rights.

00:47:14.000 It's about transgenderism.

00:47:15.000 It's about LGBTQAI and a silent extra Q. Who could have known that I was only off by three numbers? 1.00

00:47:24.000 It's two.

00:47:24.000 I said five.

00:47:25.000 And I didn't even have the S!

00:47:27.000 Plus the silence.

00:47:28.000 It's longer than I had! 0.61

00:47:30.000 I've never walked out of any movie and thought, like, you know, there just wasn't enough heterosexual sex in this.

00:47:36.000 I know.

00:47:38.000 Like, I've never seen a movie for the sex unless it's, you know, me alone.

00:47:41.000 Right.

00:47:42.000 What?

00:47:43.000 Oh.

00:47:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:45.000 The Pee Wee Herman thing?

00:47:46.000 Yeah.

00:47:46.000 Pretty much.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, like in the theater.

00:47:48.000 You know, me and myself.

00:47:49.000 Think about that.

00:47:49.000 That was a sex scandal back then.

00:47:51.000 I forgot.

00:47:52.000 What's the guy's name?

00:47:52.000 Pee Wee Herman.

00:47:53.000 Yeah, Pee Wee Herman.

00:47:53.000 Paul Reubens.

00:47:54.000 Paul Reubens.

00:47:55.000 He got caught.

00:47:57.000 In an adult film theater, doing what people do in adult film theaters.

00:48:01.000 Now, is it creepy?

00:48:02.000 Is it gross?

00:48:02.000 Sure.

00:48:03.000 Of course.

00:48:03.000 Is it a scandal?

00:48:05.000 We now have drag queen strippers at the Gymboree! 1.00

00:48:10.000 He's like, man, I just was ahead of my time, I guess.

00:48:12.000 No, and now it's positively quaint.

00:48:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:15.000 Oh, thank God he just did it in the theater.

00:48:18.000 Purple Stallion.

00:48:18.000 You'd give him a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award and be like, it actually makes sense.

00:48:23.000 Although, for the optics, he won't get slimed.

00:48:26.000 He's a protected class.

00:48:28.000 Alright, which by the way, thank you, that's a great segue.

00:48:30.000 This brings us to the Diversity Hire of the Week.

00:48:35.000 Alright, Gerald, because you know I know nothing about sports, what's the name of this tennis player?

00:48:45.000 Novak Djokovic.

00:48:48.000 I think you got that wrong.

00:48:49.000 I didn't.

00:48:50.000 So I guess he's one of the world's greatest tennis players.

00:48:52.000 Just like we talked about with Aaron Rodgers, he's been refused entry to the United States due to his unvaccinated status.

00:48:58.000 Apparently they didn't read the new CDC.

00:48:59.000 Colin, it starts with a D. The D is silent hill, Billy.

00:49:02.000 Is it?

00:49:03.000 No mixing!

00:49:04.000 Ain't no mixin'.

00:49:06.000 This is like the Greg Louganis thing, really.

00:49:08.000 He's on his own side of the court.

00:49:10.000 You would think so.

00:49:12.000 Who's he hurting?

00:49:13.000 That's the opposite of Greg Louganis.

00:49:15.000 He was in a pool.

00:49:16.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:17.000 That affects everybody.

00:49:18.000 He hit his head on the diving board and bled throughout the pool.

00:49:22.000 Well, yeah, but you weren't gonna get AIDS from that.

00:49:25.000 It looked like when the foot fell from the rowboat in Jaws.

00:49:28.000 You know what's crazy?

00:49:29.000 He's still alive.

00:49:30.000 I know.

00:49:30.000 I thought he was dead.

00:49:31.000 I know, we wrote a whole sketch about it.

00:49:32.000 I know, a whole sketch we wrote and then turned out he was- We found out he was alive.

00:49:35.000 We couldn't use the sketch on the fact that we thought he was dead.

00:49:35.000 Yeah.

00:49:38.000 Yeah.

00:49:38.000 We thought- Honestly, I'm kinda disappointed.

00:49:41.000 Greg Louganis is still alive.

00:49:43.000 Not that he doesn't deserve to be alive, I just- Right, right, right, right.

00:49:45.000 It was a good sketch.

00:49:46.000 No, no, it's good that he's alive.

00:49:46.000 It'll have to wait.

00:49:47.000 So if you're noticing a trend- I thought he'd been dead long.

00:49:47.000 Yeah.

00:49:49.000 You have Aaron Rodgers, okay, so you have this tennis player not allowed to enter the United States and I know that if you've been watching the show from the beginning you're saying, well that doesn't make sense because we just talked about how the vaccinated should be treated the same as the unvaccinated and I'm even allowed to say it on YouTube.

00:50:00.000 Look, we haven't even been suspended because the CDC says it's okay!

00:50:04.000 Well, the diversity hire here is... does she pronounce it Karine Jean-Pierre?

00:50:09.000 How does she say it?

00:50:10.000 Karine Jean-Pierre.

00:50:12.000 She was asked why illegals are welcome to enter the country if they're unvaccinated, but the world's greatest tennis player is not.

00:50:19.000 And it seems like a valid question, and you would think that she would have an answer that, you know, is in the realm of making sense.

00:50:25.000 Absolutely not.

00:50:26.000 How come migrants are allowed to come into this country unvaccinated but world class tennis players are not? 0.99

00:50:33.000 You're talking about which world class tennis player?

00:50:36.000 Novak Djokovic.

00:50:37.000 So as far, you know, just since you asked me about him, so visa records are confidential under U.S.

00:50:48.000 law.

00:50:49.000 Therefore, the U.S.

00:50:50.000 government cannot discuss the details of individual visa cases.

00:50:54.000 Due to privacy reasons, the U.S.

00:50:56.000 government also does not comment on medical information of individual travelers as it relates to the tennis player.

00:51:07.000 To those asking, she's not retarded. 1.00

00:51:09.000 Now, you sure?

00:51:11.000 She did give it her level best on the second go-around to answer the question.

00:51:17.000 And if you're thinking, okay, so this one's going to be better because, you know, strike two, absolutely not.

00:51:22.000 So there are two different things.

00:51:24.000 There are two different things.

00:51:25.000 So how is it two different things?

00:51:27.000 Somebody unvaccinated comes over on a plane.

00:51:30.000 You say that's not okay.

00:51:32.000 Somebody walks into Texas or Arizona unvaccinated.

00:51:36.000 They're allowed to stay.

00:51:37.000 Why?

00:51:38.000 But that's not how it works.

00:51:39.000 Like we actually... No.

00:51:40.000 I know that's not what you guys want to happen, but that is what has happened.

00:51:43.000 But that's not... It's not like somebody walks over and... That's not how... That's exactly what's happening.

00:51:49.000 Yeah!

00:51:49.000 thousands of people are walking in a day some of them turn themselves over some of them are caught

00:51:56.000 tens of thousands a week are not that is what is happening yeah i mean i i don't know how she's not prepared for this

00:52:08.000 considering that this was the policy that was released from the white house

00:52:11.000 and these are These documents are confidential, except of course he shared them with you.

00:52:16.000 Yes.

00:52:17.000 And told the entire world that he was not going to be able to play tennis because you wouldn't let him in because he's unvaccinated.

00:52:22.000 Also the fact that we publicly released the policy that unvaccinated immigrants would be treated the same.

00:52:26.000 So, I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. 0.89

00:52:29.000 Not because I'm a black lesbian, but because I'm horrible at my job.

00:52:32.000 And that's been the Diversity Hire of the Week. 0.90

00:52:34.000 ["Diversity Hire of the Week"] 0.97

00:52:41.000 Has nothing to do with black lesbianism! 1.00

00:52:44.000 Hold on, can you believe that she was handed like, okay here's your answer, we just don't talk about that. 0.94

00:52:49.000 But he's told the whole world.

00:52:50.000 Yeah, but we don't, um, we don't talk about that.

00:52:53.000 She makes me miss Jensen.

00:52:57.000 He's gotta just be like, yeah, there, you like that now?

00:52:59.000 And you wonder why people don't trust our institutions?

00:53:02.000 The spokesperson for the White House for the President of the United States says, we're not going to discuss something that is public knowledge from the other individual who has waived any confidentiality problem at all.

00:53:13.000 Well, a true lady doesn't strip of fundamental rights and tell. 1.00

00:53:16.000 No.

00:53:17.000 She's not a lady! 1.00

00:53:18.000 She doesn't answer everything by just going, ah, I'm a lesbian? 1.00

00:53:22.000 Next question? 0.52

00:53:23.000 And if you have a problem with that, it's because you don't like lesbians. 1.00

00:53:26.000 Is she a lesbian? 1.00

00:53:27.000 I don't know.

00:53:27.000 She is a lesbian.

00:53:28.000 She has a wife. 0.99

00:53:29.000 Yeah, I know.

00:53:30.000 She says that.

00:53:31.000 You think it's a beard the other way?

00:53:34.000 Well, maybe she swings around.

00:53:35.000 I think it's a big old muff to throw us off the scent.

00:53:38.000 That's true.

00:53:38.000 Whenever she's that bad at her job, she's gotta have something going for her.

00:53:43.000 It's a decoy beaver. 0.72

00:53:46.000 Go build a dam, shut yourself in. 0.66

00:53:47.000 Now! 0.89

00:53:47.000 It's a little marsupial humor. 0.89

00:53:48.000 That'll be the biggest outrage of the show right now.

00:53:50.000 It will. A decoy beaver. 0.82

00:53:51.000 Yeah, people will be mad.

00:53:52.000 We're gonna have a shirt made of that.

00:53:54.000 I don't care. 0.99

00:53:55.000 Go build a dam, shut yourself in. 0.99

00:53:57.000 Now! 0.89

00:53:58.000 It's a little marsupial humor.

00:54:01.000 It's literally a beaver.

00:54:02.000 It's a meash.

00:54:03.000 You look over there, there's just like a woodchuck.

00:54:06.000 Wearing Doc Martens.

00:54:11.000 How much Karen Jean-Pierre, would a Karen Jean-Pierre chuck if a Karen Jean-Pierre... That's a tongue twister. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Welcome home.

00:54:17.000 Which is what she does.

00:54:19.000 Spun wooden house on a river.

00:54:20.000 Yes, but why does your home look like lemony snickets on a creek bed? 0.60

00:54:28.000 I'm a lesbian.

00:54:29.000 I'm sorry, no further questions.

00:54:30.000 No, sit still.

00:54:31.000 Go ahead.

00:54:32.000 We eat mostly berries.

00:54:33.000 By the way, smash the like button if you're okay with what you've been watching.

00:54:38.000 Smash it.

00:54:39.000 Smash it.

00:54:40.000 Or even if you're not.

00:54:41.000 Take it.

00:54:42.000 Like it.

00:54:43.000 I'm not even going to say how did she get the job.

00:54:46.000 We can move right on from there.

00:54:47.000 Because she's a fantastic thing.

00:54:49.000 No, I think it's because she knows how to answer questions.

00:54:53.000 Yes.

00:54:53.000 Yeah.

00:54:53.000 She speaks really well for other people.

00:54:55.000 Spin city.

00:54:56.000 Do you think it's almost like, you know how when you have comics who they don't want someone good open for them?

00:55:02.000 Correct.

00:55:03.000 Do you think that's why Joe Biden was like, have her speak for me?

00:55:05.000 Oh yes.

00:55:06.000 I need somebody that's gonna make me look good.

00:55:08.000 He saw Kayleigh McElhinney and he was like, I can't follow that!

00:55:11.000 No.

00:55:11.000 No way!

00:55:12.000 And it really is true, by the way.

00:55:13.000 Dave talked about this.

00:55:15.000 When we do these shows, too, in Houston, Phoenix, we'll switch.

00:55:18.000 Either sometimes Dave will go up, or I'll go up.

00:55:20.000 We kind of switch, and we do the same amount of time.

00:55:22.000 It makes you better, knowing if ever I follow Dave, I'm like, well, I better bring the A-game, because otherwise I'm going to absolutely bomb.

00:55:28.000 But not if I had the comedic equivalent of Carrie and Jean-Pierre. 0.90

00:55:31.000 Well, yeah, you don't want crap in front of you. 0.78

00:55:33.000 I hate when people do that. 0.60

00:55:35.000 It's like, well, I just bring somebody awful on the road and give them money.

00:55:38.000 Right.

00:55:38.000 Why would you encourage that?

00:55:39.000 Like dice?

00:55:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:41.000 Hey, you suck! 1.00

00:55:42.000 Want to open for me? 1.00

00:55:44.000 Yeah.

00:55:46.000 Yeah!

00:55:46.000 Here's $200.

00:55:47.000 Give me 20 minutes.

00:55:50.000 Alright.

00:55:52.000 Do we have time to get to this?

00:55:53.000 Alright, I think it ties us together pretty nicely.

00:55:56.000 Science is just, let's just put the final nail in the coffin.

00:55:58.000 It's dead.

00:55:59.000 So Nature Magazine published a new guideline on August 18th.

00:56:04.000 Uh, that basically destroys the ability for the scientific community to conduct any type of research.

00:56:09.000 Well, good, they're not using it.

00:56:11.000 Right.

00:56:11.000 They're just making proclamations.

00:56:13.000 So, and they even actually address this, because you would think that, hey, the scientific process, and this is why I love seeing this, I love seeing this house of cards come tumbling down.

00:56:21.000 Remember when you had the Dawkins of the world, or the Sam Harris's of the world, where they actually, the scientific process, right, is foolproof.

00:56:28.000 That it's not subject to human error.

00:56:30.000 Right.

00:56:30.000 And it becomes more and more subject to human error the more humans become involved with this process, namely bureaucracy.

00:56:38.000 Look at what happened, and this is not new.

00:56:39.000 Science has been used to justify all kinds of atrocities.

00:56:41.000 People always say religion is the cause of all wars.

00:56:43.000 Religion had nothing to do with Hitler, by the way, just to be clear.

00:56:46.000 Hitler sometimes tried to appease Christian people, even though he wasn't himself.

00:56:51.000 It was largely based on science.

00:56:53.000 That's how he othered the Jews.

00:56:55.000 He talked about hereditary diseases.

00:56:56.000 He talked about communicable diseases.

00:56:57.000 It started with science.

00:56:58.000 They're unclean.

00:57:00.000 They're a danger.

00:57:00.000 So this idea that science cannot be used, when falsely applied, as a form of control of your population, well, it flies in the face of not only science, but history.

00:57:11.000 But they actually say this out loud.

00:57:14.000 At Nature Magazine.

00:57:15.000 They say, although academic freedom is fundamental, it is not unbounded.

00:57:21.000 This is a scientific argument of, well, you can't yell fire in a crowd of dater, right?

00:57:25.000 First Amendment.

00:57:26.000 That's what they're trying to do.

00:57:28.000 What do they say?

00:57:28.000 They say, okay, people can be harmed indirectly, meaning science.

00:57:33.000 For example, research may inadvertently stigmatize individuals or human groups.

00:57:39.000 And this is where it gets hilarious.

00:57:42.000 Sorry, I meant scientific.

00:57:44.000 It may be discriminatory, racist, sexist, ableist, or homophobic.

00:57:48.000 It may provide justification for undermining the human rights of specific groups simply because of their social characteristics.

00:57:54.000 Then they go on to say potential harms to the populations studied may outweigh the benefit of publication.

00:58:01.000 So, this can mean no published research, by the way, for gender, sexuality, obesity, racially linked diseases.

00:58:09.000 For example, sickle cell is something that obviously is... And by the way, I don't think black people are saying, don't study sickle cell, that's racist.

00:58:16.000 I would think they'd like a fix to sickle cell.

00:58:18.000 I'm French-Canadian.

00:58:18.000 There are a bunch of actually hereditary diseases that are exclusive to the Acadian and French-Canadian bloodlines.

00:58:23.000 Also, that's the reason we had so many strongmen.

00:58:25.000 There's a guy named Louis Cyr who had the same hereditary condition that Eddie Hall has regarding myostatin.

00:58:30.000 It's basically a chemical that tells the sausage casing of your muscles, it tells it to stop growing too much muscle, and if you don't have that, your muscles can just grow, grow, grow, grow, grow.

00:58:40.000 Louis Cyr had it, and a guy like Eddie Hall had it, and these all come from the Acadian-French-Canadian bloodline.

00:58:44.000 It's not that we're saying they're lesser than, we're saying that people of different ethnicities have different Sometimes nutritional requirements.

00:58:52.000 Vitamin D is different in white people than black people, but that might be discriminatory.

00:58:56.000 You can't study any disabilities, sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS, HIV, monkey pox, gun violence.

00:59:04.000 You can read the article.

00:59:05.000 So if we're not supposed to study any of these things, I... It's bullshit? 0.98

00:59:18.000 Is it just science now? 1.00

00:59:22.000 Leftist opinion.

00:59:23.000 Is that what it is?

00:59:24.000 I just want to make sure.

00:59:26.000 They don't want to study anything anymore.

00:59:27.000 Go ahead, what were you going to say?

00:59:29.000 I was going to say, by the way, they might want to maybe look into the monkey box thing because there's kids getting it. 0.97

00:59:34.000 And lesbians. 0.99

00:59:34.000 And dogs getting it. 0.99

00:59:36.000 And lesbians because they've just been Lorena Bobbiting and javeling it. 1.00

00:59:42.000 The one lone lesbian in the world. 1.00

00:59:43.000 Just play the lottery, you'll probably hit that first. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Yes, we have an epidemic of lesbians shot-putting penises into other lesbians, riddled with monkey pox. 1.00

00:59:51.000 You know that thing they hate? 1.00

00:59:54.000 Look, if you're gonna cut it off, recycle.

00:59:58.000 And here's the thing, this is not a joke.

01:00:00.000 We have all of the references available.

01:00:01.000 Today is probably one of the most important days.

01:00:03.000 Why would you not want to research diseases?

01:00:06.000 No, no.

01:00:08.000 It's Fat Pride, only put on steroids.

01:00:10.000 I'm just glad being Italian and Irish, we're not prone to anything.

01:00:13.000 Right, yes, exactly.

01:00:15.000 Like alcoholism and obesity.

01:00:18.000 Anger.

01:00:18.000 And being loud.

01:00:19.000 No, never.

01:00:20.000 Just being obnoxious.

01:00:20.000 Have you ever heard of the loud Italian person?

01:00:22.000 Freckles.

01:00:23.000 Never once.

01:00:23.000 With the Irish.

01:00:24.000 Oh, I don't think I've ever seen that.

01:00:26.000 So, this is probably one of the most important days for you to check the references because I know that what I'm saying sounds unbelievable.

01:00:32.000 And it's always funny because you will hear critics of this show say, well, they don't even listen.

01:00:35.000 No.

01:00:36.000 We always list the references, and I don't always list them on Twitter.

01:00:38.000 If you want to know what we're actually saying about a subject, come and watch the show.

01:00:42.000 Don't just take a tweet.

01:00:43.000 It's the worst platform, Twitter, Instagram, to actually communicate your thoughts.

01:00:47.000 Of course, sometimes things have to be edited down that don't include the entire context.

01:00:51.000 Every show, every day, we provide all the resources to you, and I know that some of this seems like we're making it up.

01:00:57.000 This is real.

01:00:58.000 We actually have to worry about the feelings of microbes as well.

01:01:01.000 I'm going to read a quote so you know I'm not lying.

01:01:04.000 These guidelines apply to studies involving humans, vertebrate animals, and cell lines.

01:01:11.000 That's what they actually write.

01:01:12.000 So, sorry queer spirulina! 1.00

01:01:15.000 I have... I'm sorry that we... I didn't see that yet.

01:01:27.000 Actually, I was debating with going with that or chlorella, because it might be more accurate since it's an actual single-cell walled organism, whereas spirulina is what they would consider open.

01:01:34.000 I was toying with the idea of a blue klamath lake algae.

01:01:38.000 It's a genre of humor.

01:01:39.000 I think the leather man is the way to go.

01:01:41.000 Yes, the leather man is the leader.

01:01:43.000 In the village people, everybody was a job, and it was just so prone back then that leather man was too. 0.99

01:01:51.000 Like, oh, does he work with leather?

01:01:52.000 Like, is he a tanner?

01:01:53.000 No.

01:01:53.000 No, no, he just hangs out in San Francisco in the meat district.

01:01:56.000 Right.

01:01:57.000 And by the end, it was really more vinyl man.

01:01:59.000 He wasn't wearing a full grain.

01:02:02.000 Yeah, he really couldn't afford all that.

01:02:03.000 No, he couldn't.

01:02:04.000 Yeah, I'm vinyl man.

01:02:05.000 You can't ruin your leather every week.

01:02:10.000 You have to treat it, rub Obanovs on it. 1.00

01:02:13.000 The point is, it's too expensive, and so, you know what, you let them do what they do.

01:02:16.000 We're actually going to talk more about this, and also some speculation regarding the FBI recently, and Thibault, the guy who was just sort of escorted.

01:02:24.000 And I will tell you, I would not feel comfortable discussing it on YouTube, because not all the information is in.

01:02:31.000 We have to make some inferences.

01:02:32.000 So that is your warning, and we're going to take your chat.

01:02:36.000 YouTube, thank you very much.

Louder with Crowder - August 30, 2022

2SLGBT?! THE LEFT CAN'T GET THEIR QUEER ACRONYMS STRAIGHT! | Louder with Crowder

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