Louder with Crowder - May 18, 2018


#332 NORDIC 'SOCIALISM' DEBUNKED! | Nigel Farage and Lauren Southern Guest | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

197.67554

Word Count

15,109

Sentence Count

1,308

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

55


Summary

Gerald Morgan Jr. joins the Not Gay Menace to talk about a variety of topics, including Brexit, Donald Trump, and more. Also, Gerald shares the wine of the day: a bottle of Double Back Cabernet.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Louder with Crowder Studios.
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00:00:03.000 Shut down his channel.
00:00:19.000 You have a problem with that, Not Gay Johnny?
00:00:21.000 No, Sensei.
00:00:25.000 No notifications.
00:00:30.000 Hold it, and sweep the leg.
00:00:30.000 and sweep the leg.
00:00:32.000 Yeah! Yeah!
00:00:38.000 That's two points.
00:00:39.000 Mariso, Lawrence, nothing.
00:00:41.000 Ready? Fight!
00:00:43.000 Hi-ya!
00:00:45.000 Ah!
00:00:51.000 Oh!
00:00:53.000 Oops.
00:01:00.000 Yeah!
00:01:00.000 Get everybody back!
00:01:02.000 Yeah!
00:01:12.000 Finish him!
00:01:13.000 Ow!
00:01:15.000 I'm gonna get you.
00:01:17.000 I'm gonna get you.
00:01:20.000 Oof!
00:01:21.000 There's a monetizer here this morning.
00:01:34.000 Yeah! Yeah!
00:01:35.000 What?
00:02:01.000 iet filing
00:02:10.000 serving didn't
00:02:16.000 do haha
00:02:19.000 get in
00:02:21.000 ha hat
00:02:25.000 bitch This is called Authentic African Dance.
00:02:31.000 Because I watched Black Panther.
00:02:36.000 I think that's how they did it.
00:02:37.000 Got your spear rifle.
00:02:38.000 I am late to the party.
00:02:38.000 I finally watched Black Panther this week, for those who are not Mug Club members, and I thought it was so laughably bad at parts.
00:02:46.000 I understand why some people liked it, but I'm sitting there watching, going, hold on a second.
00:02:49.000 Here's a lady in traditional African garb with a spear on a Tesla!
00:02:57.000 If it fits, come on!
00:02:59.000 And I am upset that I had friends recommend this to me.
00:03:02.000 Alright, we have a fantastic show today.
00:03:03.000 We have Mr. Brexit and Nigel Farage on the show.
00:03:05.000 Boom!
00:03:06.000 We have Owen Benjamin on the show.
00:03:06.000 Yes!
00:03:08.000 Boom!
00:03:08.000 Boom!
00:03:09.000 And then we have Lauren Southern on the show.
00:03:11.000 Of course, the premier people just saw a continuation of I'm a Club Kid.
00:03:14.000 It's going to be really good.
00:03:15.000 It's going to be a really good show.
00:03:16.000 And next week we have Ralph Macchio, the real Ralph Macchio, on the show.
00:03:19.000 Is it the real?
00:03:21.000 Yeah, Ralph Macchio next week on the show.
00:03:22.000 You're not invited.
00:03:23.000 We're going to have someone else.
00:03:24.000 He's going to be in your seat.
00:03:25.000 He's sitting in my own bed.
00:03:26.000 Falling on hard times.
00:03:27.000 Little bastard.
00:03:28.000 All right.
00:03:28.000 And we're going to talk about, by the way, question of the day before we get in.
00:03:31.000 Policy-wise, those who thought President Donald Trump would be a disaster, I had a bit of a wait and see attitude, but I will admit Policy-wise, I think I was wrong.
00:03:41.000 I think the last week has been pretty damn good to taxes, so I want to know, at what point do you admit that you're, or do you say that you're wrong?
00:03:48.000 Or what you think about President Trump at this point.
00:03:50.000 Comment below.
00:03:51.000 Also, we're coming up on 2 million subscribers pretty soon, so tell us how long you've been watching, listening, what it is that you'd like to see more, less, who knows?
00:03:56.000 Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
00:03:58.000 Follow him on NotGayJared.
00:04:00.000 Meet us Crowder, as long as we're not banned, with your photoshops, your comments, your videos, a mural.
00:04:04.000 A mural's good, yeah.
00:04:06.000 Speaking of things you need less of, I'm going to be on the top of that list, I can guarantee you.
00:04:10.000 I do not believe so.
00:04:11.000 My naked ass.
00:04:12.000 It's going to be my shekels from the Illuminati Jew meetings.
00:04:15.000 My naked ass, and then my face.
00:04:18.000 Not in that order, necessarily.
00:04:19.000 I fulfilled my legal obligations, right?
00:04:20.000 You didn't let me finish the statement.
00:04:21.000 Legally unbound.
00:04:22.000 Drawing conclusions.
00:04:23.000 And, uh, at G. Morgan Jr., he's a sommelier, for those who don't know.
00:04:27.000 You were telling me the other day that it's actually really hard to become a sommelier.
00:04:27.000 He's gonna be going for it.
00:04:30.000 It's hard to become a master sommelier?
00:04:31.000 Yeah, isn't it?
00:04:32.000 Hey, spend computer, you ready with overlays?
00:04:33.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:35.000 Hold on, I'll go back to you.
00:04:36.000 What's the wine of the day, Gerald?
00:04:37.000 We have Doubleback Cabernet.
00:04:39.000 Oh, that's right!
00:04:40.000 It just happens to be... Not K. Jared's favorite wine.
00:04:43.000 He got drunk on a boat that he could not afford.
00:04:45.000 And apparently, post-show, there's a little bit of a Shindig celebration, and this is actually your gift bottle from Steven.
00:04:52.000 It's true!
00:04:53.000 This is going home with you!
00:04:56.000 For those who don't know, he's expensive.
00:05:00.000 He'll be selling it for crack very soon.
00:05:01.000 Sorry, meth, meth, meth.
00:05:04.000 We have to get the racial stereotypes right.
00:05:06.000 Heroin bridges the racial divide.
00:05:08.000 Stun computer, you ready with the overlays?
00:05:10.000 I'm ready with the overlays.
00:05:11.000 I have a big announcement regarding my social media and that is that I completely deleted it.
00:05:15.000 It's no longer there.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, that's healthy.
00:05:16.000 Oh, well, that's healthy.
00:05:18.000 And I mean, you can check if it's still there.
00:05:19.000 And if you check it...
00:05:23.000 By the way, today we're going to be getting a lot of people asked after the Venezuela video with John Oliver, the rebuttal, debunking this sort of myth of the Nordic socialist states that are successful.
00:05:31.000 So we're going to do that today.
00:05:32.000 We're going to get into that because we'll be talking about news with Nigel and Lauren and Owen.
00:05:35.000 So we'll get into that evergreen segment there.
00:05:37.000 But there's other news of the day.
00:05:38.000 A new whistleblower now claims that Steve Bannon allegedly used personal data to try and suppress the black vote.
00:05:44.000 This is a quote from CNN.
00:05:46.000 It says, Mr. Bannon sees cultural warfare as a means to create an enduring change in the American population.
00:05:50.000 One thing, Sven Computer, you noticed, this was the headline, but you and I both went in for a quote.
00:05:54.000 The guy doesn't say that Steve Bannon used it to suppress the black vote at all.
00:05:56.000 It says nowhere anything about black vote.
00:05:58.000 No.
00:05:58.000 It says nowhere nothing.
00:05:59.000 It says nothing.
00:06:00.000 Well, that's good.
00:06:00.000 Oh, I must have misread it.
00:06:01.000 No.
00:06:02.000 No, I didn't misread it at all.
00:06:03.000 They got it wrong, because the data actually showed that it would have been just as effective.
00:06:05.000 Okay?
00:06:06.000 Steve Bannon hiding in black people's closets.
00:06:07.000 That would have worked better.
00:06:11.000 That does scare me.
00:06:12.000 Also, by the way, really quickly, this is the whistleblower, for those who don't know, in question.
00:06:16.000 I am concerned that we made Russia aware of the programs that we were working on, and that might have sparked an idea that, you know, eventually led to some of the disinformation programs that we've seen and the interference that we've seen from Russia in American elections.
00:06:34.000 Holy crap, it's a male lesbian feminist.
00:06:36.000 How is that even possible?
00:06:38.000 A Canadian hipster one, no less.
00:06:39.000 I feel like a cosmic wormhole was created in a parallel socialist basement-dwelling universe.
00:06:44.000 And, uh, I think you heard wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa suppress black vote.
00:06:50.000 In there somewhere.
00:06:53.000 You can watch the whole thing, I encourage you to.
00:06:57.000 Going back to the bed thing, I had a friend who chastised his wife for having an irrational fear of sharks.
00:07:05.000 And I said, that's not irrational at all.
00:07:06.000 That's a very rational fear.
00:07:07.000 She said, no, she thinks they're under her bed.
00:07:09.000 I'm like, there's a good chance.
00:07:11.000 That is irrational.
00:07:12.000 That's highly irrational.
00:07:12.000 There's a good chance that Sibandan is under your bed, suppressing your vote.
00:07:16.000 And sometimes he puts on a shark head.
00:07:16.000 Right.
00:07:17.000 Not outside the realms of possibility.
00:07:19.000 He puts on a shark head because he likes to have a laugh.
00:07:21.000 But seriously though, whistleblowers, by the way, can be a real pain.
00:07:24.000 We've actually, we've had problems here with, uh, uh, in, in... Yeah, it's a fin computer.
00:07:32.000 Not that Jared's queer.
00:07:33.000 Okay, that's not exactly... He is a queer.
00:07:35.000 I appreciate it.
00:07:36.000 Thanks for writing on your fellow lot of good Soros.
00:07:39.000 Have you learned nothing?
00:07:40.000 They have hotlines for that, alright?
00:07:41.000 Elon Musk, by the way, is back in the news.
00:07:43.000 That's always a good topic to cover.
00:07:44.000 We don't get anger with that.
00:07:46.000 Because Thursday, Tesla data confirmed that the wrecked Model S was, in fact, an autopilot when it hit a truck at 60 miles per hour.
00:07:54.000 Of course, quick to brag on it, was Elon Musk himself, tweeting, What's actually amazing about this accident is that the Model S hit a firetruck at 60 miles per hour and the driver only broke an ankle.
00:08:04.000 At an impact that speed usually it results in severe injury or death.
00:08:07.000 Timing, Elon.
00:08:09.000 Timing.
00:08:11.000 He went on to tweet, and especially when taking into account that it was a female oriental AI robot behind the wheel.
00:08:17.000 For which we have uncharacteristically low expectations.
00:08:23.000 We're gonna get hate mail.
00:08:25.000 I only drive 10 miles.
00:08:25.000 I'm so scared.
00:08:27.000 10 miles per hour.
00:08:28.000 My little robot feet don't touch the pedal.
00:08:31.000 I'm a robot, why are you giving me long feet?
00:08:32.000 Why are you biting my feet?
00:08:33.000 I'm a robot.
00:08:35.000 My shoes are slipping in your shoes.
00:08:37.000 Almost seems senseless.
00:08:38.000 I need tighter shoes.
00:08:39.000 Thank God I have a learning computer.
00:08:42.000 We have a phone book, are you sure?
00:08:48.000 Just because this is my favorite story of the week, a man in a local news story almost got his purse stolen and he made really clear that he was not going to be giving up his Louis Vuitton bag.
00:08:58.000 Hopefully we get him as a guest.
00:08:58.000 Roll clip.
00:08:59.000 Give me your bag and I was like, you're not getting my Louis Vuitton.
00:09:03.000 I worked very hard for this.
00:09:04.000 I got my bag.
00:09:05.000 You can pry it out of my cold dead hands.
00:09:10.000 The confidence is actually well-earned when you realize he's a black belt in f*** Tudor.
00:09:17.000 He looks like the guy who killed Versace, for people who don't watch it.
00:09:21.000 He's so love that bag.
00:09:22.000 If the next words out of his mouth were, I identify as this bag, I would not have been shocked at all.
00:09:30.000 I hate 20 years.
00:09:31.000 He talked about how it has such deep meaning.
00:09:32.000 No, it just means expensive.
00:09:33.000 It's expensive so you get to be catty with other gay guys about it.
00:09:36.000 But I would like to have him on the show, absolutely.
00:09:38.000 You think about a purse, if it's loaded, it's a weapon.
00:09:41.000 So Russia, by the way, because it's in the news, we have to, because, you know, it's
00:09:44.000 a show, news, Thursday.
00:09:47.000 Four billion dollar Crimea bridge.
00:09:49.000 But they finished it.
00:09:51.000 But Vladimir Putin... Putin.
00:09:52.000 I said Putin.
00:09:53.000 I'm gonna get so much hate mail for this.
00:09:54.000 He wanted to be the first to cross the bridge, but he was beaten by a cat.
00:09:56.000 Cat got to it first.
00:09:57.000 He's a great man, he's led his country.
00:09:59.000 You believe in the Western propaganda?
00:10:01.000 He wanted to be the first to cross the bridge, but he was beaten by a cat.
00:10:04.000 Cat got to it first.
00:10:06.000 So, that cat, by the way, was never seen again.
00:10:11.000 Till he was fingered as a ringleader in Catbridge Analytica's Russian data collecting cat scandal.
00:10:18.000 So that's, yeah.
00:10:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:20.000 Twelve vowels is nothing.
00:10:20.000 Here we go.
00:10:21.000 It's almost like he thinks that he's above the law.
00:10:24.000 Twelve vowels is not nothing.
00:10:25.000 There's no doubt he was juiced.
00:10:26.000 Yes, that's yes.
00:10:28.000 100% chance.
00:10:29.000 At the very least, he was an EPO litter.
00:10:31.000 They actually called Jared to come take care of the problem.
00:10:33.000 He knows how to kill pets.
00:10:34.000 This is true.
00:10:35.000 Okay, Jared has a long and destroyed history killing pets.
00:10:39.000 Hey, speaking of killing things, a 25-year-old Texas man is in serious trouble after he was posing as a 17-year-old high school student in order to relive his glory days in the basketball squad.
00:10:49.000 It's like high school musical meets rape.
00:10:53.000 So the real story from Dallas News, Sidney Bouvier, Gilstrap Portley, that's also, that's a bunch of names.
00:11:00.000 I'm going to sign, Janko, Janko Heinrichsmit.
00:11:03.000 His name is my dates, underage girls.
00:11:07.000 Begin the school year at Skyline High School.
00:11:09.000 I want to make sure I get this right because a lot of moving pieces.
00:11:10.000 There he enrolled, claiming to be a Hurricane Harvey refugee.
00:11:14.000 So unnecessary at that point.
00:11:15.000 A little late.
00:11:15.000 Months later, he transferred to Hillcrest High School, where he dated a 14-year-old classmate and joined the basketball team.
00:11:23.000 Of course he would.
00:11:24.000 Yeah, it makes you feel good that that's in your own backyard in the United States.
00:11:27.000 Lest you look down your nose at other nations.
00:11:30.000 Of course, by the way, this is highly illegal, and once it was discovered, the school was preparing to expel him, pursue legal action.
00:11:35.000 So he just slapped on a pair of tits.
00:11:36.000 And went on to win the female state wrestling title.
00:11:41.000 So all is well that ends well.
00:11:43.000 The dude could still be dunking on bitches today if he did that in the first place.
00:11:48.000 You just gotta do a little estrogen.
00:11:50.000 Think about this, though.
00:11:51.000 Transagerism is far more rational than transgenderism.
00:11:54.000 I mean at one point he was 17.
00:11:56.000 And you can have a young kid with a high IQ or an adult who has a fourth grade learning level.
00:11:56.000 It's true.
00:12:01.000 So it's far more reasonable.
00:12:02.000 At one point he did experience it.
00:12:04.000 He did.
00:12:04.000 He never, he's never had a vagina.
00:12:06.000 I don't really like the path we're going down.
00:12:07.000 It almost seems as though we're excusing this.
00:12:10.000 How stupid do you have to be to see a 25 year old man and think he's 17?
00:12:13.000 I mean is it like a not Jay Garrard kind of thing?
00:12:14.000 They were probably watching too much of the CW network.
00:12:16.000 They were watching it where 35-year-olds play 18-year-olds and recruit for sex cults.
00:12:20.000 They were looking at state championship trophies for basketball.
00:12:23.000 Arrow reruns.
00:12:27.000 All right, okay, this is a story that everyone, I was vetoed in the pitch meeting, we had the cover.
00:12:33.000 A Canadian woman has now been detained, and that seems remarkably mild when you hear the rest of the story, has been only detained after getting angry that Tim Horton's defecating on the floor and proceeding to hurl it at the employees.
00:12:45.000 So usually we would withhold judgment from these kinds of stories, say, all right, wait till all the evidence comes in.
00:12:50.000 Yeah, words like allegedly.
00:12:52.000 Words like allegedly.
00:12:53.000 But in this case, we have very damning footage.
00:12:57.000 And look, oh yeah, make sure we got, please, we have to blur this.
00:13:01.000 I know, this is so.
00:13:02.000 That's a lot, look at this, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:13:07.000 You know what I, ugh.
00:13:11.000 What I find so crazy about that is she, for those who are listening on the audio version,
00:13:19.000 she picks up the feces, she throws it, and then she grabs a paper towel,
00:13:25.000 Because there's no- she uses that like a sling and then she throws the paper towels.
00:13:30.000 So this is not the first time she's done this.
00:13:33.000 And by the way, for those who haven't seen the clip, I know we had to blur it, that's some serious velocity on that.
00:13:38.000 Drafted, said the rebooted Montreal Expo.
00:13:43.000 Curveballs and sliders have a whole new meaning.
00:13:46.000 Yes!
00:13:48.000 I don't know how that applies to curveballs.
00:13:50.000 That must be you because of the no colon thing.
00:13:52.000 Leave that one alone, yeah.
00:13:53.000 How mad do you have to be to take a crap on the floor, though?
00:13:56.000 In the middle of a storm?
00:13:57.000 Well, it's not so much... Yeah, that's a good point.
00:13:59.000 Or high.
00:14:00.000 How high do you have to be?
00:14:00.000 It's about intent.
00:14:02.000 Pooping spitefully is very disturbing.
00:14:03.000 It takes a minute.
00:14:04.000 She popped that out pretty fast.
00:14:06.000 I mean, it's like she can do it on command.
00:14:08.000 It's anger poop.
00:14:11.000 Tim Hortons isn't even that great, by the way, but the donuts aren't the sh**.
00:14:15.000 You're giving us all work.
00:14:15.000 Oh, come on now.
00:14:17.000 That's Morning Ranger's level, okay?
00:14:19.000 We're better than that.
00:14:20.000 I think actually here to discuss, we do have to discuss, I always wondered also what happened to Jane Goodall.
00:14:26.000 The movie, by the way, Congo sucked, which was loosely based on Jane Goodall.
00:14:30.000 None of it is true.
00:14:30.000 That's not true.
00:14:31.000 I just wanted to make sure we have enough time to bring on our next guest actually to discuss this issue.
00:14:34.000 Really?
00:14:35.000 He's the Prime Minister of Canada, where I was raised.
00:14:38.000 I think, do we have him here?
00:14:39.000 Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, are you here, sir?
00:14:41.000 Yeah, thanks for having me, Stephen.
00:14:43.000 I think what's most important for people stateside to understand is that this is not in any way representative of all the citizens of Canada.
00:14:52.000 I don't think any of us thought that it was representative of all the citizens of Canada.
00:14:56.000 No, I don't think that's the issue.
00:14:58.000 While at the same time, I want to extend a hand of grace and understanding to our oft maligned and misunderstood Shit-throwing community.
00:15:08.000 A vibrant and rich addition to Canada's people kind.
00:15:13.000 I don't think that's an actual subset.
00:15:14.000 That's not a community at all.
00:15:16.000 Steven, I found that contrary to your approach in the United States, here in Canada conflict is not our first course of action.
00:15:25.000 And I don't know the upbringing of this young Canadian lady in the Tim Hortons.
00:15:30.000 Until I've walked a mile In her steamy shoes.
00:15:33.000 And what I think of how we as Canadians have failed our s**t-throwing community, Steve.
00:15:37.000 I actually feel tremendous shame, I'm sorry.
00:15:39.000 I failed.
00:15:40.000 Again.
00:15:41.000 See?
00:15:42.000 Our s***throwing community, Steve.
00:15:43.000 Alright, listen, Prime Minister Trudeau, this is...
00:15:44.000 I actually feel tremendous shame, I'm sorry.
00:15:45.000 I don't think this is a cry-worthy story here.
00:15:49.000 Oh, okay, what's the best get rid of?
00:15:50.000 Alright, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, everybody.
00:15:52.000 That's enough.
00:15:53.000 We shouldn't have him on the show anymore, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
00:15:55.000 It's the same story every time.
00:15:56.000 He's also very difficult to frame properly.
00:15:58.000 He is, and he's highly predictable in his responses.
00:16:00.000 Bizarre arms, too, as well.
00:16:02.000 Rewind that footage for those who missed it.
00:16:05.000 Find an Easter egg.
00:16:06.000 We apologize.
00:16:07.000 OK.
00:16:07.000 There we go.
00:16:08.000 So no strong opinions on that, on the flinging feces?
00:16:10.000 No?
00:16:11.000 All right.
00:16:11.000 So let's get to this.
00:16:11.000 OK.
00:16:11.000 No.
00:16:13.000 We got a lot of feedback on this.
00:16:15.000 We've talked about this, for those who are not Muggler members, on The Daily Show quite a bit, this idea of the Nordic socialist model.
00:16:22.000 Yeah.
00:16:22.000 Right?
00:16:22.000 We hear this quite a bit.
00:16:23.000 And this was used.
00:16:25.000 Well, they keep moving the goalposts.
00:16:27.000 And that's what's important here, right?
00:16:29.000 We hear socialism's worked.
00:16:30.000 So now we hear, well, places like Venezuela didn't do socialism correctly.
00:16:33.000 Right.
00:16:34.000 Even though they were being praised not long ago by Sean Penn and politicians and Bernie Sanders.
00:16:39.000 So they keep moving and they say, well, hold on a second.
00:16:40.000 The Nordic countries, we should model those.
00:16:44.000 And don't take my word for it.
00:16:45.000 When I talk about democratic socialism, I'm not looking at Venezuela.
00:16:49.000 I'm not looking at Cuba.
00:16:51.000 I'm looking at countries like Denmark and Sweden.
00:16:54.000 Is it really possible for someone who calls himself a socialist to be elected president of the United States?
00:16:58.000 Well, so long as we know what democratic socialism is.
00:17:00.000 And if we know that in countries in Scandinavia, like Denmark, Norway, Sweden, In those countries, health care is a right of all people.
00:17:07.000 In those countries, college education, graduate school is free.
00:17:11.000 In those countries, retirement benefits, child care are stronger than in the United States of America.
00:17:16.000 Okay, a couple of things.
00:17:17.000 We're going to get to, actually, the Danish Prime Minister, who said, uh, that's not true.
00:17:22.000 I think it's important.
00:17:23.000 Okay, Marley was dead to begin with.
00:17:24.000 People need to understand, these Scandinavian countries, they don't owe their success to socialism.
00:17:28.000 They actually became very wealthy, first off, under free market economies, and then later imposed By the way, in some ways they're certainly further to the left of the United States, but in other ways, we'll get to corporate tax rates, not even close.
00:17:41.000 But later on, after they built their economy, they imposed some high taxes on large welfare states.
00:17:45.000 So for instance, 1870 through 1936, Sweden was the fastest growing economy in the world.
00:17:50.000 But after 1975, when the Swedish started expanding the welfare state, its economic growth started to crawl.
00:17:55.000 After that, Scandinavian countries began reducing the size of their governments.
00:18:00.000 If you look at it, okay, growth, alright, implement a welfare state, and then stand still, and they start reducing it.
00:18:06.000 So since the 1990s, the total taxation of the Swedish economy as a percentage of the GDP has fallen more than 5%.
00:18:12.000 Yeah, so I wanted to interrupt real quick on these points.
00:18:16.000 A lot of people will believe this.
00:18:17.000 A lot of people will believe what Bernie Sanders just said.
00:18:19.000 Right.
00:18:19.000 And so it's all of our responsibility.
00:18:21.000 It's not, Stephen, hey, great job.
00:18:22.000 You go get them.
00:18:23.000 Everybody tune in.
00:18:24.000 Pick out these points and be able to tell your friends because they're going to believe that this is true because the media won't call them on it.
00:18:30.000 It is very common.
00:18:31.000 You don't see that anywhere else.
00:18:32.000 So you have to do it.
00:18:33.000 We all have to.
00:18:34.000 And by the way, do it with us, too.
00:18:35.000 We have these sources up.
00:18:36.000 You can see the overlays here on the screen.
00:18:37.000 I want you to call us on this, okay?
00:18:40.000 Don't just nod your head with what we're saying.
00:18:42.000 This is the opposite of Trevor Noah saying his audience shouldn't watch Fox News at all.
00:18:45.000 We want you to watch what they say entirely, and then watch what we say.
00:18:49.000 And if we're wrong, call us up, which I'm sure I'll get something wrong today.
00:18:52.000 So, one thing, too, these places, it's the purity they try to argue.
00:18:57.000 Like, well, it's not real socialism, Venezuela.
00:19:01.000 You think that a place like Sweden is more socialist than Venezuela?
00:19:06.000 The Prime Minister of Denmark just recently said, again, the Nordic model still isn't socialist.
00:19:10.000 Okay, Bernie?
00:19:11.000 Socialism involves abolishing the free market, returning the means of production to the people's government, like in Venezuela.
00:19:16.000 So this is one thing that people often do.
00:19:17.000 This is the bait and switch, right?
00:19:18.000 They go, well, it's worked in Nordic countries where they have socialized health care.
00:19:24.000 That's not socialism if there's one thing.
00:19:24.000 Hold on a second.
00:19:28.000 And certainly not if you're saying, well, it didn't work in Venezuela, it didn't work in places like Cuba, because it wasn't real socialism.
00:19:34.000 That's the, again, the importance here is the consistency of standards.
00:19:39.000 They're mostly free market economies in these Nordic countries.
00:19:41.000 They're literally riding the coattails of capitalism.
00:19:44.000 Yes, exactly.
00:19:45.000 It's almost like they have to either collapse or get back on the coattails of capitalism.
00:19:49.000 Something that's very surprising to a lot of people is, even though they have very high income taxes for individuals, corporate tax rates for businesses are mostly, Significantly lower than the United States.
00:19:58.000 So, Denmark.
00:19:59.000 Denmark, you son of a bitch!
00:20:01.000 Sorry, people, which one do you do?
00:20:03.000 It depends on how I feel.
00:20:04.000 I like both.
00:20:05.000 Denmark's corporate tax rate, anyone know what it is?
00:20:05.000 I like both.
00:20:07.000 It's pretty high.
00:20:08.000 I mean, pretty low relative.
00:20:10.000 Sorry.
00:20:10.000 He's like, I said the wrong thing.
00:20:13.000 24%.
00:20:13.000 Norway, 27%, which is high.
00:20:14.000 Sweden is 22%.
00:20:14.000 The US, under Obama, was 39% was the highest, if you're looking at the corporate tax rate.
00:20:20.000 And now evil right-wing Trump wants to lower it to 26%.
00:20:26.000 Still higher than Sweden.
00:20:27.000 Still higher than most.
00:20:28.000 But he has bad hair.
00:20:30.000 It's true.
00:20:31.000 I just love this, by the way.
00:20:32.000 But you don't have to take my word for it.
00:20:35.000 In case you think I'm making this up as far as the Danes and being a little bit tired of Bernie regurgitating this on American Media Unchecked, tail the tape.
00:20:42.000 The major political parties on the center left and the center right would oppose many
00:20:47.000 of the proposals of Bernie Sanders on the regulatory side as being too leftist.
00:20:54.000 Oh, what?
00:20:55.000 Oh, what?
00:20:57.000 I'm going to take what dead Johnny Mathis Don Lemon has to say.
00:21:03.000 Again, this is the last corner where they point to.
00:21:06.000 We hear this all the time.
00:21:06.000 They go, what about this country?
00:21:08.000 We talk about the Svendkamp era.
00:21:09.000 Obviously North Korea is further along the trail than Socialists.
00:21:12.000 But if you look back in the 1950s, North Korea Yeah, we had to show a few days ago how they had a high growth rate on par with South Korea for a while and then crashed.
00:21:22.000 Beep beep.
00:21:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:23.000 Because you can fake this for a while.
00:21:25.000 You can just take the money and pay for it in the short term like we saw, by the way, we also saw with Venezuela while you guys were praising it.
00:21:30.000 We're still going to call you.
00:21:31.000 You don't get to get... There's no get out of Venezuela free card there.
00:21:35.000 Yeah.
00:21:35.000 No, we've done the exact same thing with some of the socialistic kind of programs that we've implemented in the United States after successful periods of economic growth.
00:21:41.000 And we tend to do that every single time we succeed.
00:21:44.000 Then we try to give everybody free stuff, realize it doesn't work, and go back to working hard.
00:21:47.000 Right.
00:21:48.000 I hope we go back to working hard.
00:21:48.000 I hope that happens again.
00:21:49.000 Yes, the consistency of standards, though, here is really, it's an important point.
00:21:53.000 The only places they have left to point to are these Nordic models who survived their socialism by diluting it with capitalism and diluting it with the corporate tax rates.
00:22:01.000 And something else that's really interesting, I'll get to it in a second, but again, this is another myth that they claim the Nordic model would work here in the United States.
00:22:08.000 The comparison is asinine, but hear them say it first.
00:22:11.000 And I think we should look to countries like Denmark, like Sweden, and Norway, and learn from what they have accomplished for their working people.
00:22:19.000 He wants America to look more like Scandinavia.
00:22:21.000 That's right.
00:22:22.000 That's right.
00:22:24.000 And what's wrong with that?
00:22:26.000 Okay, I think there's a lot wrong with this.
00:22:29.000 A couple of things here, several things wrong.
00:22:32.000 They're almost inadvertent ethnostates.
00:22:36.000 They were for a long time in Scandinavia.
00:22:38.000 Part of the reason the model works in these countries is that they are incredibly small.
00:22:43.000 Very, very small, entirely homogenous populations with a very industrious culture.
00:22:47.000 Okay, do you think that it is more likely or less likely to take something that barely worked in these countries?
00:22:53.000 Again, people can't even afford used cars in Denmark because of some of these taxes, and they're scaling it back.
00:22:58.000 Do you think it's more likely or less likely to work in the United States?
00:23:02.000 Just look at how we've invented socialism here.
00:23:04.000 It also really doesn't matter to look at social security, look at Obamacare, look at public education.
00:23:10.000 These are not shining beacons of success in the United States.
00:23:14.000 These are stains, generally speaking, on our history.
00:23:16.000 Yeah.
00:23:16.000 Just take really inefficient programs and supersize them.
00:23:19.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:20.000 You can't take a country that has the population of Delaware.
00:23:24.000 And by the way, it has a national identity, which was based on being an entirely homogenous culture for a long time.
00:23:31.000 Not a series of ideas for a long time.
00:23:34.000 I don't even know what Bernie at this point runs, though, on, because he's still throwing this out there, but at some point with the success of Trump's tax cuts, what is he out there pitching?
00:23:42.000 He can only point to more free stuff that these models have.
00:23:44.000 Right, exactly.
00:23:44.000 That even going farther won't work.
00:23:47.000 And by the way, the tax cuts from President Donald Trump now are popular.
00:23:51.000 There's a plurality, because most people are actually seeing, you know, they're seeing more money coming home in their paycheck.
00:23:57.000 Brexit's more popular than ever.
00:24:00.000 We'll talk about it with Nigel Frush.
00:24:01.000 I don't know what you do.
00:24:02.000 You know, the wealthy is 1%.
00:24:02.000 I don't know what Bernie does.
00:24:05.000 But I'm getting more in my paycheck, though.
00:24:09.000 The myth is gone.
00:24:10.000 Once it's been implemented, you've been, kind of like with democratic socialism, you've been fed a man.
00:24:14.000 Turns out I don't even like leaning.
00:24:19.000 It took a while to learn.
00:24:21.000 No, it turns... you've heard him sell you the Nordic model of socialism until you realize... then the Danes say, no, no, that's actually not true.
00:24:28.000 He's completely factually incorrect.
00:24:30.000 You've heard him describe what the tax cuts were going to be, how it was only going to benefit the Koch brothers, and then you see it in practice.
00:24:36.000 That's what's important.
00:24:37.000 It's not just the words, but the actions.
00:24:39.000 And again, big...
00:24:41.000 First off, a couple things I find funny.
00:24:42.000 This is going to change because of the migrant crisis, and they've found different ways to solve the problem.
00:24:47.000 Denmark's just making itself as unattractive to migrants as possible.
00:24:50.000 Finland already had that covered.
00:24:52.000 Remember, they walked into Finland and said, nope, and they left.
00:24:55.000 They had the corner on ugly refugee homes.
00:24:57.000 There was nothing in Finland that they wanted.
00:24:59.000 But a big reason that these countries are successful is their industrious culture.
00:25:02.000 I know people are going to say, oh, that's a racist argument.
00:25:05.000 Listen, I'm talking about their history, these people, the kind of culture they've been steeped in for a long time.
00:25:05.000 No, no, no.
00:25:10.000 So this is something that I thought was incredibly interesting.
00:25:13.000 Reg, our researcher, brought this to my attention.
00:25:15.000 I did not know this until about six months ago.
00:25:17.000 Okay.
00:25:18.000 If you take these people from Sweden, from Denmark, from these countries, and you transplant them to the United States of America, so you transplant them from these supposedly socialist utopias, their standards of living actually go up, not down.
00:25:31.000 Danish Americans take the person, take the culture, transplant them.
00:25:34.000 Their living standards are 55% higher than those in Denmark.
00:25:38.000 Living standards of Swedish Americans ...are 53% higher than those in Sweden.
00:25:43.000 Finnish Americans' living standards are 59% higher than those in Finland.
00:25:47.000 The schnozberries taste like schnozberries!
00:25:50.000 It's almost like there's a stronger correlation between industriousness and... Yes, exactly!
00:25:56.000 It is so incontrovertible at that point.
00:26:00.000 So these are, again, these are, go back to, we said Delaware, but largely, let's say Ohio.
00:26:04.000 Let's be generous, right?
00:26:05.000 Not gay Jared, you're a big fan of Ohio for whatever reason.
00:26:07.000 I don't know, I hate myself too.
00:26:08.000 What's been going on with the NBA?
00:26:10.000 I don't know, we're not talking about that.
00:26:12.000 Okay, we'll move on.
00:26:14.000 That's a good way to set up for Nigel Farage.
00:26:15.000 Let's get Jared as upset as humanly possible.
00:26:18.000 Let's do that.
00:26:20.000 Do we think it's fair to make this comparison?
00:26:21.000 This is a genuine question.
00:26:22.000 Do you think it's fair to compare, let's say, Denmark or, I don't know, Iceland or Sweden to the United States, a country of 300 plus million people, which is unbelievably diverse in comparison?
00:26:32.000 No.
00:26:32.000 Okay, let's take another step.
00:26:34.000 Let's say you think it's fair.
00:26:35.000 You think it's a fair comparison, you still think it'll work.
00:26:38.000 Well then, would we say that it's equally fair or maybe a more fair comparison Let's say, like, California.
00:26:44.000 Super, super liberal state in the United States versus, say, Texas.
00:26:48.000 So blue policy, left policy, versus right policy here in the United States.
00:26:52.000 Bigger populations than a lot of the countries we're talking about, and both in the same country.
00:26:56.000 Would we say that's maybe more apt comparison?
00:26:58.000 Okay, because Texas is actually ranked as the best state for business 12 years in running.
00:27:01.000 There's a reason Jeff Bezos isn't scouting Los Angeles for the next Amazon.
00:27:05.000 Worst, by the way, California for 12 years in running.
00:27:07.000 Some of the highest poverty rates in the United States and of course the opposite of Texas.
00:27:11.000 California has some of the highest taxes.
00:27:13.000 Texas has no state income tax, by the way, and a surplus.
00:27:16.000 That's right.
00:27:17.000 A lot of people don't know how to make sense of that.
00:27:19.000 There's no state?
00:27:19.000 It's like, what do you mean?
00:27:20.000 No, there's no state government that acts.
00:27:21.000 But there's a surplus?
00:27:22.000 Yeah.
00:27:22.000 Yeah, we have more money.
00:27:23.000 We have more money than we're spending.
00:27:24.000 That is weird.
00:27:25.000 More money?
00:27:27.000 So much winning.
00:27:28.000 What do you mean?
00:27:29.000 Do me a favor, all you Californians, on this.
00:27:31.000 Just remember this when you move to the state of Texas.
00:27:33.000 Leave your policies behind.
00:27:35.000 Well, the reason we use those two states is because they're both very large states.
00:27:39.000 They're both very diverse states.
00:27:41.000 It wouldn't be fair to, let's say, compare California versus Rhode Island, right?
00:27:45.000 Or it wouldn't be fair to compare Texas and, I don't know, Wyoming.
00:27:48.000 These are two very large states, both in top five states in population and in land mass.
00:27:53.000 Two states with a lot of natural resources, right?
00:27:56.000 They often use that with Venezuela.
00:27:57.000 Well, it's the oil issue.
00:27:58.000 I'm really trying to imagine socialism without sitting on a giant bed of wood.
00:28:01.000 It doesn't get any better.
00:28:02.000 I can tell you how this ends.
00:28:03.000 It's a choose-your-own-path.
00:28:05.000 And bread lines.
00:28:09.000 Texas and California, it's the purest comparison we can have here in the United States.
00:28:14.000 Unbelievably different outcomes and a direct correlation with Californians leaving California specifically to Texas for work.
00:28:22.000 If it worked here, first off, Detroit would be a utopia.
00:28:24.000 We've talked about that.
00:28:25.000 Not exactly.
00:28:26.000 I highly recommend that you visit.
00:28:27.000 Sure, some hipsters have set up some coffee shops and nailed some dockers to a tree, and they want to call it art right next to the meth fire.
00:28:33.000 But comparing California to Texas, I believe, is a fair comparison.
00:28:36.000 Certainly more than comparing these countries to the United States.
00:28:38.000 And even then, these countries are not the pure example of socialism.
00:28:42.000 Let's not allow these goalposts to be moved.
00:28:43.000 Call me on it.
00:28:45.000 Call them on it.
00:28:46.000 Don't just nod your head here in agreement.
00:28:48.000 I want you to do the research.
00:28:49.000 I want you to find out what socialism is.
00:28:51.000 Read the definition of socialism.
00:28:53.000 Read whatever books you want on socialism, right?
00:28:55.000 Don't even have to take my word for it.
00:28:57.000 Like LeVar Burton.
00:28:58.000 You're better off taking the word of a six-year-old who recommends a book.
00:29:03.000 That's absolutely fascinating, Captain.
00:29:06.000 So I recommend you do research on socialism, okay?
00:29:08.000 Then compare the list of Venezuela, compare the list of places like a lot of countries in South America, of Cuba, with textbook definition, versus the Nordic model.
00:29:18.000 What's most like socialism?
00:29:19.000 And then just throw them all out, because none of it really works that well.
00:29:23.000 We have Nigel Farage coming up after the break.
00:29:24.000 We have to have him.
00:29:26.000 Let's go. Let's go!
00:29:28.000 Let's go!
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00:30:28.000 🎵 I gotta say it was a good day 🎵 My first guest, I love him. He's a Mac Daddy of the UK.
00:30:35.000 Around here we say it pays to keep your Nigel hands strong.
00:30:37.000 You know him as Mr. Brexit.
00:30:39.000 Follow him on the Twitter at Nigel underscore Farage.
00:30:43.000 Mr. Farage, thank you for being back, sir.
00:30:46.000 Great to be here.
00:30:46.000 How are you?
00:30:47.000 I am so excited to have you.
00:30:50.000 Big week internationally.
00:30:52.000 So we have international guests here on this show.
00:30:54.000 A couple of things I wanted to get into.
00:30:55.000 I know it's topical.
00:30:56.000 I know you don't have a ton of time.
00:30:57.000 But one thing that is incredibly interesting is you've proposed that Donald Trump be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:31:05.000 But your reasoning, I thought, was very interesting.
00:31:08.000 Care to explain for people who weren't?
00:31:11.000 Well, Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize Because the committee thought he was so nice and so lovely that he'd do great things as president.
00:31:22.000 So he got a Nobel Peace Prize for what they thought he might do.
00:31:26.000 This president is actually doing stuff.
00:31:30.000 And OK, I know in the last 48 hours, you know, Rocket Man, Kim.
00:31:36.000 is say, oh, you know, I might not go if you demand total democracy.
00:31:42.000 But look, already, what you absolutely, but what the president's achieved by firstly by
00:31:48.000 talking tough, by not appeasing bad people.
00:31:52.000 What he's also achieved by persuading China that they absolutely have to put proper sanctions on North Korea.
00:31:59.000 Already, you know, we've had a summit between North Korea and South Korea.
00:31:59.000 Right.
00:32:04.000 There's going to be a meeting.
00:32:05.000 The Singapore meeting will happen.
00:32:07.000 So I think the president is making stuff happen.
00:32:10.000 And if anyone deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, it's him.
00:32:13.000 And so after the summit, I'm going to go to the European Parliament and start a petition to ask European politicians to sign it.
00:32:21.000 I mean, it could be quite a small signature list, but I think it's the right thing to do.
00:32:31.000 Although, to be fair, President Barack Obama did have a beer summit with that police officer and that black guy.
00:32:36.000 I remember that because they preferred Blue Moon.
00:32:38.000 That was a big deal here in the United States, so baby steps.
00:32:40.000 Let me ask you this, Mr. Farage.
00:32:44.000 So people here keep talking.
00:32:45.000 First off, how do you get along with Prime Minister Trudeau?
00:32:47.000 Have you spent any time with him?
00:32:49.000 No, I haven't.
00:32:50.000 I mean, he's a bit too trendy for me, I think.
00:32:53.000 Yeah, that's a word we can use.
00:32:57.000 You know, people have been just complaining about the Brexit.
00:33:00.000 Obviously, people on the left.
00:33:01.000 And there's been this back and forth.
00:33:03.000 And I like that you've said, all right, put your money where your mouth is.
00:33:05.000 You've talked about potentially, now it's a word I'm familiar with from Quebec, referendum, a second referendum on Brexit.
00:33:12.000 Explain that, because stateside, some people don't necessarily know.
00:33:16.000 Let me be clear.
00:33:18.000 I do not want a second referendum on Brexit.
00:33:21.000 We've had the referendum.
00:33:23.000 We won.
00:33:24.000 We beat the establishment.
00:33:25.000 It was never supposed to be the best of three.
00:33:28.000 But what we have here, what we have here is we have much of our political establishment who are doing everything they can To water down Brexit, to delay Brexit.
00:33:42.000 And if they can, and I'm talking about the Tony Blairs of this world and people like that.
00:33:47.000 And if they can, they will do anything within their power to force us to vote again.
00:33:54.000 And all I'm saying to people is, if you voted Brexit and you're pleased with the result, don't be complacent because these guys may ask us to do it again.
00:34:04.000 And if we do face that, It's a worst-case scenario.
00:34:08.000 But if we do face that, next time, we're going to crush them.
00:34:12.000 Yes, I want to clarify what I was saying.
00:34:14.000 Best three out of five is my belief when it comes to this.
00:34:17.000 Best three out of five.
00:34:18.000 It's like when you're playing wall ball as a kid.
00:34:19.000 Three out of five?
00:34:20.000 We'll go three sets.
00:34:21.000 We'll go three sets.
00:34:21.000 Best of seven.
00:34:23.000 A huge week for President Donald Trump.
00:34:25.000 Listen, I'm man enough to admit when we talked about this this week, when we were incorrect, I thought the risk with President Trump is that obviously he's bombastic to a lot of people.
00:34:32.000 He's a polarizing figure for good and for bad.
00:34:36.000 And I thought, oh, that could hurt Republicans in the long run.
00:34:39.000 It seems to me, after these last couple weeks, first off, the tax cut is wildly popular, which is very, very hard to do with any kind of an economic proposal, let alone actually a piece of legislation.
00:34:48.000 Then you have Iran, North Korea, and now, of course, the embassy in Jerusalem.
00:34:53.000 I wanted to get your take on this.
00:34:54.000 I had actually listened to your radio show, and you talked about how this was a good thing.
00:34:58.000 Actually, I think you said it was imperative Oh, of course!
00:35:01.000 Yes, yes, Nicholson!
00:35:01.000 Oh, come on, please!
00:35:02.000 You know, I'm homophobic!
00:35:03.000 I mean, add to the list!
00:35:04.000 Go on!
00:35:04.000 during the Brexit, the media said that you were of course racist, anti-semitic and all of the above.
00:35:09.000 Oh, of course! Yes, yes, yes. Oh, come on, please. I'm homophobic.
00:35:15.000 I mean, add to the list. Go on.
00:35:17.000 Naturally.
00:35:18.000 Nobody had ever called me anti-semitic until I attacked George Soros and his unnecessary
00:35:27.000 intervention in our world right across the West.
00:35:31.000 But you attack Soros, they call you anti-Semitic.
00:35:34.000 Look, I'll tell you what's really important here.
00:35:37.000 Trump stood before the American public and said, I will do this, this and this.
00:35:44.000 I will break the Iran nuclear deal.
00:35:46.000 It's not working.
00:35:47.000 I will not just say, As the Bushes did, and Clinton did, and Obama did, that I'll move the embassy to Jerusalem.
00:35:56.000 I will actually do it.
00:35:58.000 And the really important thing about Trump is that what he is doing is he is genuinely restoring voters' faith in a democratic process.
00:36:08.000 He's delivering what he said he'd do and all the others on both sides of the pond make promises to get votes without even having the intention of putting those things into practice.
00:36:21.000 So I admire him hugely for it and as far as Jerusalem's concerned, well that line's now moved Any future negotiations have to work on the basis that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.
00:36:34.000 Exactly.
00:36:35.000 And if people don't like it, sorry, listen, we had elections, the guy delivered on his promise.
00:36:35.000 That's how it is.
00:36:39.000 By the way, he delivered, like you said, on Obama's promise.
00:36:42.000 So just consider it a belated promise delivery from President Obama.
00:36:47.000 Let's give him that one.
00:36:48.000 Just like they're saying that, well, the tax break, they're going to hurt you 10 years down the line as it gets more popular.
00:36:53.000 You might see some savings in your paycheck now, but ten years down the line, let's just chuck this up for President Obama.
00:36:58.000 Ten years down the line, Jerusalem Embassy.
00:37:01.000 Final question, Mr. Faraj.
00:37:02.000 Let me ask you this.
00:37:03.000 We've talked about this quite a bit.
00:37:04.000 Being raised in Canada, I have a lot of family in Canada, and you have two different points of view, right?
00:37:08.000 That Donald Trump has hurt our standing abroad as far as how we're seen as Americans, respected.
00:37:13.000 And then you have another point of view, mine, where we talk about Iran, Kim Jong-un, and actually seeing power through strength here.
00:37:21.000 What is your opinion on that internationally?
00:37:23.000 How do you think people view the United States right now?
00:37:25.000 Well, look, we had eight years of Obama, who, as I say, was given the Nobel Peace Prize, was treated by the British media as the second coming of Jesus Christ, this wonderful man who'd arrived and who put down red lines in Syria, which once they were crossed, he didn't respond to.
00:37:44.000 And America, America's status across the world, shrank.
00:37:50.000 Within the course of those eight years, what has stunned people about Trump's presidency more than any other single thing is right from the moment he got off that aeroplane in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, his first overseas visit is the way that he's carried and conducted himself on the world stage.
00:38:07.000 You know, when he was in Beijing, walking around the capital of China, he looked so at ease and so confident, I thought he was about to put a bid in to buy the place.
00:38:20.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
00:38:23.000 Well, when he's finished as president, there could be Trump Beijing, you never know.
00:38:28.000 Honestly, he's achieved amazing things on the world stage.
00:38:32.000 And when he speaks, people listen.
00:38:35.000 And I think they also know Trump does not appease people.
00:38:41.000 If Trump says, if Trump says, you're a bully, and I'm going to stand up to you, those bullies Swallow hard and say mmm!
00:38:41.000 Yes.
00:38:52.000 This is one president who perhaps means it.
00:38:55.000 As a result of all that, America's standing in the world is far greater than it was when he took office.
00:39:01.000 Well done him.
00:39:03.000 I will absolutely agree with that.
00:39:05.000 Sometimes he almost doubles down, where someone's like, well, I'm really not a bully.
00:39:07.000 And sometimes it's justifiable.
00:39:09.000 And Trump's like, no, he's a bully.
00:39:09.000 Well, he's not a bully.
00:39:10.000 I already decided.
00:39:12.000 To be fair, the second coming of Christ with President Barack Obama, I hate to fact check here, but it was misleading with the verses and revelations talking about him being raised in Indonesia doing cocaine with his college professor.
00:39:22.000 It's very, very easy to get that confused with the end times and make a false prediction.
00:39:26.000 Mr. Nigel Farage.
00:39:28.000 Nigel underscore Farage on Twitter.
00:39:29.000 Thank you so much, sir.
00:39:30.000 I know you're busy.
00:39:31.000 I appreciate you taking the time, sir.
00:39:32.000 Thank you.
00:39:33.000 And we'll be back after this with Owen Benjamin and Lauren Southern.
00:39:42.000 It's Live Read time.
00:39:43.000 Usually it's the Mug Club Live Read, but...
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00:41:52.000 Listening to all the things you can't hear.
00:41:54.000 No one wears a wear like this.
00:41:55.000 Oh, you should get up.
00:41:57.000 You should know.
00:41:59.000 Get the bomb back.
00:42:03.000 Get the bomb.
00:42:04.000 Get the bomb back.
00:42:05.000 Get the bomb back.
00:42:06.000 Get that bomb.
00:42:07.000 Get your bomb.
00:42:08.000 He's saying get the ball or get the bomb back.
00:42:09.000 Get the ball.
00:42:09.000 Because that would be distasteful this week.
00:42:11.000 That would be a little distasteful.
00:42:12.000 Prepare for that.
00:42:13.000 As a matter of fact, it's distasteful any week that Hamas still has control of the Gaza Strip.
00:42:18.000 Really good to have our next guest.
00:42:19.000 We're going to have a little ditty from him later on the show, the last commercial break, but right now we're just having him as a human.
00:42:24.000 As a human.
00:42:25.000 Because he's a human being as well.
00:42:26.000 You can follow his story.
00:42:27.000 He'll be touring the Pacific Northwest here soon at HugePianist.com.
00:42:31.000 And his YouTube channel, I think, is Owen Benjamin Comedy.
00:42:33.000 Owen, do I have that right?
00:42:35.000 You do, my friend, and I am a real human being.
00:42:38.000 Yes!
00:42:39.000 I'm a human being!
00:42:42.000 Anyone else who named that movie line?
00:42:43.000 I know Owen knows it.
00:42:44.000 People watching, Too Many Nights Crowder.
00:42:45.000 We really should update our lower thirds.
00:42:47.000 Yeah, you really should update our lower thirds.
00:42:48.000 I realize your lower third still has your Twitter on there.
00:42:49.000 I'm sorry.
00:42:51.000 It's like looking at a ghost.
00:42:53.000 Open wounds.
00:42:54.000 I was just on Gavin McGinnis' CRTV show, and it listed everyone's Twitter, and it just said mine, banned, banned.
00:43:01.000 And then someone searched, at band, and they're like, no, that's just, that's a pornography advertisement.
00:43:06.000 Steep band and pornography, it's weird.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, it's very bizarre.
00:43:08.000 Very bizarre genre.
00:43:09.000 Hey, speaking of bizarre, you were telling me this during the break, a Pittsburgh newspaper editor said you were an alt-right, something along those lines, got fired, right?
00:43:18.000 Which is incredibly rare for you to put one over on them, so hats off to you.
00:43:22.000 It was really exciting, and I only know it because my wife is actually even more spiteful than I am.
00:43:28.000 So she will keep up on the people that have lied and slandered me, and she just comes in today and she's like, that guy who lied and said you were this racist alt-right guy, the editor got fired.
00:43:39.000 And she was like, how great is that?
00:43:41.000 I'm like, baby, I love that you love me and we're not enemies.
00:43:46.000 It's fair that that happens, so you gotta savor it when it does.
00:43:50.000 Was he fired because of what he said about you, or was it incidental?
00:43:52.000 He was also doing it to, like, every Republican.
00:43:54.000 Like, just anybody on the right.
00:43:56.000 Yeah, so I think that it just started adding up to the point where he got axed, which was great news.
00:44:03.000 But now you're not a special.
00:44:06.000 I'm not, you know, I'm not as special, but I am starting to think that the news may be lying to us.
00:44:13.000 Yes, I think they might be misleading.
00:44:15.000 Kind of like we spoke about earlier, I know your song later is about Palestine, you know, 50-some people dead in the conflict.
00:44:22.000 Listen, loss of life tragedy, but then you look, it was 20-something, I think, were convicted terrorists or suspected terrorists.
00:44:28.000 That's what we call bad news.
00:44:29.000 I mean, at a certain point, and then why were babies there to begin with?
00:44:32.000 Ever think about when you...
00:44:33.000 Everything about bringing your baby to inner-city Detroit there, Owen?
00:44:37.000 Leaving it on a liquor store corner?
00:44:39.000 No, I feel weird when he's in, like, the rain.
00:44:45.000 To be fair, I was only rating mustard gas, so it's a little different.
00:44:49.000 Because in law, you have to factor in intent, and this is what I found so interesting about, because you never know about the Middle East.
00:44:55.000 It's been a mess for a long time, but I was watching it.
00:44:57.000 And you see like Western media, like New York Times, and they're like, all of these people want
00:45:03.000 is to be neighbors and peaceful.
00:45:06.000 And then you see like these crazy Palestinians be like, no, we want to kill the Jew disease.
00:45:11.000 No, no, that's not what they really want.
00:45:14.000 And they're like, no, all of them.
00:45:16.000 And Christians, like, that's what we want to do.
00:45:18.000 And I'm like, they're telling us what their plan is.
00:45:22.000 Right.
00:45:22.000 So many disease.
00:45:23.000 I don't think you know what you're... No, we feel pretty good about it.
00:45:25.000 Do you want me to pull the room?
00:45:27.000 Hold on one minute.
00:45:29.000 Should we sleep on it?
00:45:30.000 No, no, we're good.
00:45:31.000 This is not a sleep on it kind of issue.
00:45:34.000 You tweeted about it!
00:45:35.000 Hamas has like a Twitter handle that's like, if you retreat a hundred times, we will blow up Jew for you.
00:45:43.000 It is, oh by the way... Hashtag, atscaryguy.
00:45:46.000 Not necessarily the dialogue you'd hear from an alt-rightist.
00:45:48.000 I don't know, alt-rightist?
00:45:49.000 Alt-righter?
00:45:50.000 I don't even know.
00:45:51.000 I don't even know what that is!
00:45:51.000 With Owen Benjamin.
00:45:53.000 I don't even know what alt-right even means!
00:45:55.000 Yeah, I'm not entirely sure anymore either.
00:45:57.000 They've tried to use it to mean like... Basically, they want everyone to think that all alt-right people are Ed Furlong from American History X. You know, pre-Redemption.
00:46:05.000 Oh, right.
00:46:05.000 But I don't know.
00:46:07.000 I don't know what it means anymore either.
00:46:08.000 It seems like it's been so... This is what the left has done, right?
00:46:10.000 They've diluted it so much it doesn't mean anything anymore.
00:46:12.000 Just like they've screamed that the Trump's guy is falling for so long that no one believes it anymore.
00:46:17.000 And he's become... It makes them bulletproof.
00:46:19.000 It makes people like you bulletproof.
00:46:21.000 No one's gonna believe them anymore when they say that Owen did something shocking and alarming.
00:46:25.000 Probably will do.
00:46:26.000 At some point, but it will involve more probable, like a slingshot in my neighbor's windows or something like that.
00:46:32.000 Yes, exactly.
00:46:35.000 I think it was Steve McQueen and Frank Zappa.
00:46:37.000 He shot his windows out with a shotgun because he wouldn't turn the bathroom light off in Malibu.
00:46:42.000 That's amazing.
00:46:43.000 Yeah, like race is probably one of the last things I would ever rate a person on.
00:46:49.000 Like for me, it's a lot more about height.
00:46:52.000 Let's just say I like your height, buddy.
00:46:52.000 Yes.
00:46:54.000 That's one reason why I think we became such good friends so quickly.
00:46:56.000 We respect each other's height.
00:46:58.000 I appreciate it.
00:46:59.000 One would say that you almost have an unfair advantage being 6'8", though.
00:47:02.000 I went too far, though.
00:47:04.000 I went past the money zone.
00:47:04.000 I went too far.
00:47:06.000 I can't ride on roller coasters and I'll die before you.
00:47:08.000 This is true.
00:47:09.000 Yeah, this is absolutely true.
00:47:10.000 Your heart has to pump it to all your limbs.
00:47:12.000 And, hey, I found this out today.
00:47:14.000 Baby aspirin.
00:47:15.000 My doctor spoke with my... You should know this, Owen, as a big guy, because, you know, you'll die young.
00:47:19.000 My dad was getting tested, and they said they were doing all these tests for sort of, you know, your sort of, I guess, your risk ratio, the risk assessment for coronary heart disease.
00:47:29.000 And he said, well, no, good cholesterol, good blood pressure, all this exercise, diets.
00:47:32.000 He said, but my dad did have a stroke.
00:47:35.000 And they said, do you take a baby aspirin?
00:47:36.000 He said, every day since my father had a stroke, I think in 1997, 93, I can't remember exactly.
00:47:41.000 And they said that entirely eliminates the genetic component to stroke and almost completely eliminates early stroke period, provided everything else is normal, you're healthy.
00:47:51.000 So take a baby aspirin, you know, maybe you'll make it to 64.
00:47:54.000 Yeah, but most of my family lives real, real long.
00:47:57.000 But back then, they were like 5'11", but they were like lead miners.
00:48:00.000 Like, they were still the tallest dudes.
00:48:02.000 But I think I got enough nutrition now to really enter a bad zone.
00:48:02.000 Yes.
00:48:07.000 So I might have to get into baby aspirin.
00:48:08.000 Because, like, if I get hit in the foot, I don't feel it for like a half hour.
00:48:11.000 Yes.
00:48:12.000 Well, you know, enjoy it while you can.
00:48:12.000 Yeah.
00:48:14.000 Of course, I suspect my doctor's been paid by Big Aspirin.
00:48:17.000 He's collecting those $1.50 CVS generic range checks.
00:48:17.000 Big Aspirin.
00:48:22.000 Yeah, people are just freebasing baby aspirin.
00:48:24.000 Yes, exactly.
00:48:25.000 Oh, and where are you going to be next?
00:48:27.000 You're touring, so bigpianist.com.
00:48:29.000 I know you said the Pacific Northwest.
00:48:30.000 Huge pianist.
00:48:31.000 Why did I say huge pianist?
00:48:32.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:33.000 It's all good.
00:48:34.000 Sometimes people mess up how I describe being a pianist.
00:48:38.000 I will be in Portland, Richland, Washington, and Bellevue, Washington.
00:48:44.000 And yeah, you can get tickets at my website and also at my YouTube channel.
00:48:48.000 I do live streams every day jamming piano.
00:48:50.000 Owen Benjamin, comedy.
00:48:51.000 And what dates are they starting, the Pacific Northwest tour, for people who don't know?
00:48:55.000 June 2nd, 4th, 5th, right in that zone.
00:48:58.000 And it's going to be a blast.
00:48:59.000 Most of them are already sold out.
00:49:02.000 And now I'm starting to not get protested like I did, because I think people jumped on me because of the trans kid thing and then a few other things.
00:49:09.000 And then once you research me, you realize I'm not really that protestable.
00:49:14.000 And then they kind of die out like teething children.
00:49:18.000 That's what's happened with us.
00:49:20.000 Actually, after the Virginia Tech show, kind of with SMU, people realized everyone's having such a good time.
00:49:25.000 Which is a gift when you're not living for that.
00:49:27.000 Right, exactly.
00:49:28.000 We don't live for the headlines.
00:49:29.000 Protests are incidental.
00:49:31.000 We just want to do a show, like you.
00:49:32.000 There's some people who show up and they just want to protest.
00:49:34.000 We want to do the show.
00:49:35.000 And I think people, when they show up and they see everyone laughing, everyone having a good time, that's why comedy is so important.
00:49:39.000 They go like, oh, maybe I'm the asshole if they're there protesting.
00:49:44.000 So it's disarming.
00:49:46.000 Yeah, it's like that old joke where two Nazis are standing next to each other and one's like...
00:49:50.000 Hey Franz, we have skulls on our lapels.
00:49:53.000 Do you think we might be the bad guys?
00:49:56.000 Yeah, I remember that.
00:49:57.000 What was that?
00:49:59.000 I know you told it.
00:50:01.000 That's an old one.
00:50:01.000 I don't know.
00:50:02.000 That's exactly it.
00:50:02.000 But it is.
00:50:03.000 I think they have this realization when they're there.
00:50:05.000 And he gave me flack for not getting Huge Pianist correct.
00:50:08.000 I know.
00:50:08.000 He doesn't know what city he's going to be in.
00:50:09.000 Anyways, you guys can check it out at hugepianist.com.
00:50:12.000 Owen, we have to go.
00:50:13.000 You'll be back with your song during the commercial break.
00:50:15.000 Thank you very much, sir.
00:50:16.000 Thank you, brother.
00:50:18.000 I believe, do we have, we have Lauren?
00:50:22.000 She's there!
00:50:22.000 Oh, okay!
00:50:23.000 At Lauren underscore Southern.
00:50:26.000 Lauren, thank you for being with us!
00:50:27.000 Absolutely!
00:50:29.000 Glad to have you.
00:50:29.000 So, now you're back in... Nice change of pace from Owen's face.
00:50:32.000 Yes, nice change of, refreshing change of pace from Owen's plenum.
00:50:36.000 Now, you're back in Canada because you're not allowed in the UK, right?
00:50:39.000 I have that correct?
00:50:41.000 Yes, that is correct.
00:50:43.000 I'm going to see how many countries I can get banned from before I'm like 30 or something.
00:50:46.000 Yes.
00:50:47.000 How many was it?
00:50:48.000 Italy and the UK now?
00:50:50.000 I'm not banned from Italy yet.
00:50:51.000 Working on that though.
00:50:52.000 I have trouble getting in.
00:50:53.000 I'm going to try to burst Brittany Pettibone at it.
00:50:57.000 We'll see.
00:50:58.000 Okay.
00:50:59.000 So now, is it all of the UK?
00:51:03.000 Yeah, it's all of the UK.
00:51:04.000 So I can't even... Oh wait!
00:51:06.000 So there's kind of an alliance against you, really, with the... That's so much cooler than me.
00:51:10.000 I'm just banned from a few select movie theaters.
00:51:13.000 This is true, yeah.
00:51:14.000 In Ohio, yes.
00:51:17.000 I'm banned from Patreon too, I guess, but that's not quite a country yet.
00:51:20.000 No.
00:51:20.000 Once we start having corporations buying their own islands and creating their own nations, then maybe I'll be banned from somewhere.
00:51:26.000 Yes.
00:51:26.000 Well, Patreon, little known fact, has 1,800 times the GDP of Ghana, also the first country Barack Obama visited.
00:51:33.000 So, there's that.
00:51:34.000 You can put that as an arrow in your quiver.
00:51:37.000 You'll probably be banned pretty soon because you've been doing this film called Farmland, right?
00:51:43.000 I wouldn't go back to South Africa.
00:51:45.000 So even though I'm not officially banned, I've been getting calls from people saying, do not go back to South Africa, whatever you do.
00:51:51.000 But yes, my film Far and Lens, it's been a nightmare getting it done in the background.
00:51:55.000 People are like, where is it, Lauren?
00:51:56.000 Where is it?
00:51:57.000 But it will be out this month, 100% on the crisis going on in South Africa with the farm murders, the crazy anti-white policies coming from the ANC, and just the overall chaos, drought, and nightmare that South Africa is right now.
00:52:12.000 Yes, okay.
00:52:13.000 Well, so you're not going back to South Africa anytime soon, but I don't know that they would necessarily have you.
00:52:17.000 We'll call that one a wash.
00:52:19.000 For people who don't know what is going on here in South Africa, citizens are taking tactical training themselves.
00:52:26.000 I know you've talked about this and it's in your film, Farmlands, and I appreciate that, by the way.
00:52:30.000 She's not pulling an Edith Sarkeesian.
00:52:32.000 The film should actually be completed.
00:52:35.000 Strong woman, hurdles, overcomes them.
00:52:38.000 She jumps over them.
00:52:39.000 Like Bruce Jenner before he was Caitlyn.
00:52:40.000 Used to be known as follow through.
00:52:42.000 Yes, used to be known as follow through.
00:52:44.000 Now, they're arming themselves, they're going to protect themselves against, this is something that people miss, government backed marauders.
00:52:51.000 As a Canadian, in a country where it's very difficult to obtain firearms, or certainly the second amendment is very foreign to them, How did you relate to this in South Africa and did it ring some bells for, kind of thinking stateside, the Second Amendment and how important it is?
00:53:06.000 Yeah, so it's actually extremely difficult to get firearms in South Africa as well.
00:53:10.000 When we played the trailer for Farmlands, we had some footage in someone's window and it was showing firearms on the wall and I was worried because tons of people were like, Lauren, you're trying to exaggerate.
00:53:19.000 Those are just paintball guns on their wall.
00:53:21.000 Those aren't real guns, which is true.
00:53:23.000 Most of the people buy paintball guns so they can stock up with pepper balls and everything for self-defense because they can't get real guns.
00:53:30.000 We met up with a woman- You wouldn't know that seeing the videos with South Africa.
00:53:36.000 But just in general, that'll only piss them off.
00:53:39.000 That's why Trevor Noah got the hell out.
00:53:41.000 A government-backed marauder on crack?
00:53:43.000 I don't think a pepper paintball's gonna do it, but sorry, continue.
00:53:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:47.000 So people try to defend themselves in all kinds of ways with electric fences, paintball guns, the rest of it.
00:53:53.000 And for the few people that can get guns, which they are desperately trying to get them now, yes, they are practicing self-defense because the government has basically given a free-for-all for the Bantu blacks to take white land, which important That thing here for people to understand, the Bantu blacks,
00:54:11.000 which are the tribes that run most of the ANC government, are not indigenous to the
00:54:15.000 land. The Khoisian natives are, and the Khoisian natives are not getting any of the land from
00:54:19.000 white people that is now being redistributed by the government.
00:54:22.000 So there's an all-out attack on white people right now for their land. The government has
00:54:28.000 said, go ahead, take it. In fact, we're going to go in and forcefully take it. And the Boer
00:54:33.000 people are training with whatever they can get. If they can get guns, they're using that.
00:54:37.000 If they can get paintballs, most of it is just for self-defense purposes.
00:54:41.000 Go back there and tell them not to use the paintballs.
00:54:43.000 I would tell them you'd be better off just sharpening pointy sticks than paintballs.
00:54:47.000 They'd be better off trying to find an Acme anvil that they could hit a button and drop on somebody.
00:54:51.000 It's a more realistic expectation than fighting these people off with paintballs.
00:54:55.000 Work for Rwanda.
00:54:57.000 That's actually a really good point.
00:54:58.000 There's this one girl who I met with, and this will be in the documentary, she runs one of those paintball studios who sells stuff to the poor people and to people who just actually want to go paintballing.
00:55:09.000 Don't use the pepper!
00:55:11.000 She actually has a time in her head.
00:55:12.000 She's like, on Thursdays at about 4 p.m., people come in and break in with guns.
00:55:16.000 She's been beaten with a pipe a couple times, had to go for serious psychological, uh, just, kind of... That'd be legitimate PTSD.
00:55:25.000 Not, you know, not a feminist had a conservative show up at their conference, like yours truly.
00:55:29.000 Legitimate PTSD.
00:55:30.000 Hit with a lead pipe, we'll give you that one.
00:55:32.000 She has serious PTSD, but she talks about it so nonchalantly.
00:55:32.000 Exactly.
00:55:35.000 She's like, yeah, at about 4 p.m.
00:55:36.000 on these days, they come in and rob me.
00:55:38.000 Right after we interviewed her, two days later, she had another armed robbery occur, and she's now moving out of the country, sold her paintball shop.
00:55:45.000 But there you go.
00:55:47.000 Can't do much defending yourself with paintball guns against literally having your place broken into every single day.
00:55:54.000 It's Now I kind of want the pepper paintball just for next time we go paintballing.
00:56:00.000 I shoot it right in your mask.
00:56:01.000 It'd be like Michael Caine using the anesthesia and his mask and the cider house rules to fall asleep.
00:56:07.000 Breathing it in, your eyes watering.
00:56:08.000 Last time I went to paintball was not very fun.
00:56:10.000 I could have used a pepper paintball.
00:56:12.000 These guys were wiping like it was their job.
00:56:13.000 Let me ask you this.
00:56:14.000 This actually relates to, obviously we've been talking this week, we just spoke with Nigel Farage about this, the embassy in Jerusalem.
00:56:20.000 It's these completely unrealistic standards, not only unrealistic, completely inconsistent standards.
00:56:25.000 Why do we not hear, I know why we don't hear, that's sort of rhetorical, but isn't it remarkable that we don't hear from the left here when we're talking about gross violations of human rights.
00:56:33.000 Let's remove the race portion from the equation.
00:56:36.000 It's violations of human rights.
00:56:37.000 Same thing when we're talking about Hamas, who have it in their charter, the destruction of all Jews.
00:56:41.000 We're talking about this when they're at the wall planting mines.
00:56:44.000 They go, look, these babies were killed at the wall by Israel.
00:56:46.000 Why did you bring a baby to a war zone?
00:56:48.000 They're so tone deaf.
00:56:49.000 On Vox, they released a video about the history of Palestine and Israel, the fight over Jerusalem.
00:56:53.000 They're showing footage of them throwing junk at walls and exploding things with the sympathetic tone narrative.
00:56:59.000 Narration over top.
00:57:00.000 I'm like, are you watching the same footage you're showing?
00:57:02.000 Yeah, I don't think they understand.
00:57:03.000 It's just, for example, if we were in the States and we, as Hamas, started putting rockets or nuclear arsenal, obviously they don't have nuclear weapons, in grade schools or in churches, of course they would be furious.
00:57:15.000 We lose our minds over clear backpacks.
00:57:17.000 Yes, over clear backpacks.
00:57:20.000 Why do you think it is that there is no talk of South Africa?
00:57:22.000 Because there's a comparison there from the left where they say that Israel is an apartheid state, which it's not.
00:57:27.000 Why do you think you're the one who has to make this film?
00:57:30.000 Well, there was plenty of talk about South Africa during apartheid era, which obviously there were gross human rights violations.
00:57:37.000 Then obviously they had laws that specifically separated whites and blacks completely, whole Jim Crow style stuff.
00:57:45.000 But as soon as that was taken away and the Rainbow Nation narrative was sold to everyone, Nelson Mandela has created this nation where it's going to be a perfect communist progressive utopia.
00:57:56.000 Left kept with that narrative, and as things started to degrade, the RAND started to go down in value, crime started to go up because they stopped enforcing the laws properly, and of course the South African government has introduced quite literally anti-white laws.
00:58:10.000 Of course the left isn't going to talk about that because that is not sympathetic to their narrative.
00:58:14.000 It's frustrating how obvious and predictable this just repeated behavior from the left-wing press is.
00:58:21.000 And there's been a few pieces that have come out about me and my documentary on The Root and Vice, and all of them are saying this myth, this myth of white genocide.
00:58:32.000 And I've never even called it white genocide in my documentary.
00:58:35.000 I've just said it's genuine policies against whites.
00:58:38.000 They like to blow up what I say and make it sound like a crazy alt-right narrative, which it's not.
00:58:43.000 It's just purely facts that's going on on the ground.
00:58:47.000 So the only coverage I've seen from this has been smearing these poor farmers who are not political people.
00:58:53.000 They're not right-wing or left-wing.
00:58:54.000 They're not nationalists or anything.
00:58:56.000 They're people who have literally had crimes committed against them, have family members tortured, and the left-wing press has no interest in talking about it whatsoever.
00:59:04.000 They don't want to humanize white people.
00:59:07.000 They just had an article come out in BuzzFeed that said how white women use strategic tiers to get what they want.
00:59:14.000 What?
00:59:15.000 Maybe some people are just sad and it doesn't matter what skin color they have.
00:59:18.000 Maybe some people are just oppressed and it doesn't matter what skin color they have.
00:59:21.000 Yes, that's true.
00:59:21.000 That's all women.
00:59:22.000 That's all I was going to say.
00:59:23.000 All women a couple of times have probably used that at one point or another.
00:59:26.000 You're at Starbucks and you get addicted.
00:59:28.000 You know, you guys use the tears.
00:59:28.000 I don't begrudge you.
00:59:30.000 We use Mel Gibson voicemails.
00:59:31.000 This is what happens.
00:59:32.000 We have different ways of expressing ourselves.
00:59:33.000 But that is, I'm glad that you touched it.
00:59:36.000 By the way, just to be clear, South Africa has never gotten it correct.
00:59:39.000 Apartheid didn't get it correct, and now it's not correct.
00:59:41.000 They've never gotten their crap together.
00:59:43.000 I go with Marxism.
00:59:44.000 And with Israel, by the way, and I know you've gotten crap from the alt-right, so I'll talk about this because of your just believing that Israel has a right to exist.
00:59:51.000 So I think the press is mistaken there.
00:59:53.000 I've gotten the same kind of flack.
00:59:54.000 With Israel, when people compare it to an apartheid state, they go, hold on a second, hold on a second.
00:59:57.000 If a guy says, hey, let me in!
00:59:59.000 And I say, well, why?
01:00:00.000 I won't kill you!
01:00:02.000 And I don't let him in.
01:00:03.000 It's not because he's black, it's because he said he wants to kill me.
01:00:05.000 That's the apartheid state we're talking about in Israel.
01:00:07.000 That's so much the melanin, so much as the loaded gun aimed at me through the window.
01:00:10.000 Where's the best place for people to go and make sure they don't miss this film?
01:00:17.000 Well, my YouTube channel, Lauren Southern, if you just look that up, if it isn't banned hopefully in the next bit, much like my UK and Patreon situation, it will be up there for free for everyone to see.
01:00:28.000 The point of this film is for as many people to see it as possible, so share it on Facebook, Twitter, wherever.
01:00:33.000 I want to get the word out of what the heck is going on there, so at the very least we don't make the mistake again, or maybe even we can prevent a worse crisis going on in South Africa in the next bit.
01:00:43.000 Yes, the solution is send those farmers walters, no more pepper paintball guns.
01:00:47.000 We must go!
01:00:48.000 So Lauren Southern, dance us out.
01:00:55.000 I thought Hamas was a dip made from lots of chickpeas.
01:01:22.000 It turns out it's a bunch of dudes who think Jews are a disease.
01:01:30.000 They tried to break through the border with mortars and shards of broken glass.
01:01:37.000 But they got distracted when they saw a goat's ass.
01:01:46.000 Oh, sweet Palestine.
01:01:51.000 Oh, sweet Palestine.
01:01:58.000 The Middle East is always confusing to me, especially cause the media lies.
01:02:06.000 But I typically side with the people not advocating genocide.
01:02:13.000 Hamas has an active Twitter account and tells people to be a hero.
01:02:21.000 And being a hero doesn't mean being good, it just means killing Ben Shapiro.
01:02:28.000 Palestinians just want people to accept their very simple demands.
01:02:35.000 And those demands are that every Jew and Christian be murdered according to the Koran.
01:02:45.000 Oh, sweet Palestine.
01:02:50.000 Oh, sweet Palestine.
01:02:55.000 Solo!
01:02:57.000 Oh Oh
01:03:19.000 Oh Sweet Palestine
01:03:30.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet Palestine Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet Palestine
01:04:22.000 That's what I call the narcissistic diver.
01:04:27.000 Also known as Greg Louganis.
01:04:29.000 Bleeding, find out you have AIDS.
01:04:30.000 Melody, not in the vocabulary of the diver.
01:04:32.000 You're probably too young.
01:04:36.000 You probably don't even know the Greg Louganis.
01:04:39.000 He was a diver in the Olympics and he did a backflip, hit his head on the board, bled all over the pool.
01:04:43.000 I saw a crazy video that was kind of like that one time.
01:04:44.000 It was gruesome.
01:04:45.000 He wasn't a professional diver at all.
01:04:47.000 No, that was Louis Demmon Phillips playing him in the Greg Louganis story.
01:04:51.000 Oh, okay.
01:04:52.000 Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
01:04:54.000 Thank you so much Nigel Farage, Owen Benjamin, and Lauren Southern.
01:04:57.000 Very much appreciate them being on the show.
01:04:59.000 Next week we have Ralph Macchio, I know, on Thursday.
01:05:02.000 And, I don't know, we have an awesome run next week.
01:05:04.000 And we have a... If this goes through, we have another Change My Mind on Israel coming up here next Tuesday.
01:05:10.000 We're not entirely sure because we're waiting on a location, but we'll see, and we'll keep you posted, because that's one that a lot of people have requested, and also one for which many people have asked that I be killed for my Jew money.
01:05:19.000 You had a point that you were making earlier today, actually, going through the pitch, which I thought was important and interesting.
01:05:24.000 I've been thinking about the Denmark thing, and you were surprised by it, and I was surprised by it, that they live at higher standards of living.
01:05:31.000 59% higher in the U.S., which is insane.
01:05:34.000 And I think what's funny about that, we talk about industriousness, Value your values and and your
01:05:42.000 Your work ethic and your culture play such a huge role in the success of anything.
01:05:46.000 A family, a country, a city, your economy.
01:05:50.000 And the left can't talk about that because all cultures are equal in value.
01:05:56.000 It's a discussion they can't even have.
01:05:58.000 We can't even address it.
01:05:59.000 And it's to the detriment of cultures that could use some guidance to figure things out and fix some stuff.
01:05:59.000 It's a good point.
01:06:06.000 Isn't that ironic?
01:06:07.000 Because, you know, they talk about being progressive, but you can wipe out a civilization By just allowing the degradation of culture.
01:06:14.000 It just takes one generation.
01:06:15.000 And that's actually funny.
01:06:17.000 I'm a little worried about that.
01:06:18.000 I know everyone says this with their generation, right?
01:06:20.000 Ah, kids these days.
01:06:22.000 That being said, at some point there is a tipping point.
01:06:24.000 At some point there is an actual kids these days.
01:06:26.000 So you always do kind of wonder if you're the kids these days or your kids are the kids these days.
01:06:30.000 And I was actually watching... Kids spot them.
01:06:31.000 Yes.
01:06:32.000 And I was watching the killing of, you saw the O.J.
01:06:35.000 story, the true crime, but the next one was the killing of Versace.
01:06:39.000 By the way, Westworld sucks this season.
01:06:41.000 It's terrible.
01:06:41.000 A lot of people got mad.
01:06:42.000 I loved season one.
01:06:43.000 Westworld is, please not waste.
01:06:45.000 After episode four, I tapped out.
01:06:46.000 Every single shot was a slow-mo shot, and the reveal's like, okay, this one's a host, we get it, it's a robot,
01:06:52.000 please move on, back to the Ed Harris story, which is the only storyline that has any loose ends
01:06:56.000 to tie up, anyway, Westworld, terrible.
01:06:58.000 But I was watching The Killing of Versace, and I was watching it with my wife,
01:07:02.000 and I don't, I'm never gonna use the word trigger warning, but if you have kids watching, this is something,
01:07:07.000 just because it is a show that obviously is not suitable for children.
01:07:11.000 So, take a minute.
01:07:13.000 Once Ricky Martin takes a guy and throws him belly down on the bed, rips off his pants and starts going to town, I was sitting there and I turned to my wife and I said, like, this is on FX.
01:07:24.000 Right?
01:07:25.000 And outside of the fact that they don't happen to say the F-word, it's a strong R. I mean, it's a strong R. I think it's on FX, right?
01:07:32.000 I don't know.
01:07:33.000 It sounds right.
01:07:34.000 It's on a network.
01:07:35.000 It's not just a Netflix or Hulu show.
01:07:36.000 No, no.
01:07:37.000 And point-blank shots through the head.
01:07:39.000 I remember seeing that for the first time and being shocked as a kid.
01:07:42.000 I think it was Saving Private Ryan, actually, when I was allowed to see it because it was a war film.
01:07:45.000 Now you see it gratuitously all over the place.
01:07:47.000 And I know everyone complains about these things later on, but it really is at a point where it is, It is, we are spiraling that drain really quickly and I do have to, I do worry, listen, I'm an adult, I can handle it and I don't think that it inspires school shootings, but I do worry about my future kids if, you know, my wife and I said we can only ever watch anything in our bedroom away from them first to make sure that it's okay.
01:08:07.000 It's so bad.
01:08:08.000 Not everything in life is subjective.
01:08:10.000 We can have, we have empirical data on a lot of things that determine success and the well-being of a culture if it's full of filth and Bad Westworld episode.
01:08:20.000 Talk about bleak Westworld.
01:08:22.000 But here's the thing.
01:08:23.000 It's not the Yanni Laurel thing.
01:08:25.000 It's not just a matter of opinion.
01:08:26.000 Right.
01:08:27.000 How you see something.
01:08:27.000 We have data.
01:08:28.000 We have information.
01:08:29.000 It's not good to expose children to these things young.
01:08:32.000 It's not good to expose children to things that are hyper-sexualized, hyper-violent.
01:08:37.000 But as long as they don't say the bad words.
01:08:39.000 And that's the thing.
01:08:39.000 It's like, well, you didn't say the naughty word, so that's okay.
01:08:41.000 Which always bothered me, the hypocrisy that you would get off.
01:08:43.000 And that was the easiest thing for Christians to check on the box, right?
01:08:45.000 Was, I didn't say the naughty words, but hold on a second, what about your actions?
01:08:48.000 And this makes sense why, obviously, they kill it.
01:08:50.000 But one thing I do like about the Versace thing, though, we're kind of past the, that's a negative gay stereotype, right?
01:08:55.000 It used to be Will and Grace, once they got the domestic rights, now it's like, okay, yeah, Versace.
01:08:59.000 It's just a bunch of gay people having sex, getting AIDS, snorting coke in clubs, because that's what happened in Miami.
01:09:04.000 You want us to lie about it?
01:09:06.000 I'm glad that you guys made that because now we can do the sketches we want to do.
01:09:06.000 No, thank you.
01:09:10.000 So it is well done.
01:09:12.000 It's a well done show.
01:09:13.000 I'm not taking that away from it.
01:09:14.000 But I am concerned when I watch these things, and I don't know the kind of world that my kids are going to be raised with.
01:09:19.000 And I think that everyone out there, even if you're a secularist, I don't care what religion you are, you have to look at this and be like, gosh, that's pretty rough.
01:09:24.000 I don't know if I want this dancing across the screen while my kids are raised.
01:09:28.000 But it's about words versus actions with the left.
01:09:31.000 I highly doubt the people from the far right are the ones creating the killing of Versace.
01:09:34.000 Just in case you were wondering.
01:09:35.000 I don't think they'd be allowed to make it.
01:09:37.000 It's the far-right mafia.
01:09:38.000 If they pitched it and they happened to have a voting record of ever voting for a Republican senator, they'd be like, no, we're not allowing you an EP credit on this.
01:09:38.000 Yes.
01:09:45.000 There's no way we're getting away with that one.
01:09:47.000 We work by killing people off and denying blacks the vote.
01:09:49.000 Yes!
01:09:51.000 And bussing people and giving them free sandwiches.
01:09:54.000 And it also brought me to this other point.
01:09:56.000 We kind of were talking about this today.
01:09:57.000 So talking about actions.
01:09:58.000 Owen Benjamin, Lauren Southern, Nigel Farage.
01:10:00.000 What do they all have in common?
01:10:01.000 Guests on this show.
01:10:02.000 Really good looking.
01:10:03.000 They're all good-looking people.
01:10:04.000 Nigel Farage has that sort of rustic charm.
01:10:06.000 I can see it.
01:10:07.000 I can see it.
01:10:08.000 Sometimes I feel attracted.
01:10:10.000 Talk about being an alpha in the room.
01:10:12.000 When the guy just walks in the room, it's like my body is almost availing itself.
01:10:15.000 What is happening?
01:10:15.000 I'm like, what?
01:10:16.000 This guy is just... I'm not... I'm straight.
01:10:19.000 But Lauren Southern, banned from the UK.
01:10:24.000 Owen Benjamin, banned from Twitter.
01:10:26.000 Banned from Pittsburgh, apparently.
01:10:28.000 Not a bad place to be banned from.
01:10:29.000 Nigel Farage.
01:10:30.000 Obviously they tried to ban him.
01:10:31.000 I don't know if it was Canada.
01:10:32.000 They tried to ban him.
01:10:33.000 He's persona non grata on the media.
01:10:35.000 All of these people have faced serious, severe discrimination, have faced serious backlash, have taken some serious hits.
01:10:43.000 Some dents for their views.
01:10:45.000 And again, if we're talking about, you think that maybe these people are just profane, you think that maybe they're just wrong, they're horrible human beings, okay, but then I ask you, is it worse than what they express?
01:10:54.000 Is it anything worse than what you'd see on Westworld?
01:10:56.000 Is it anything worse than you would see in The Killing of Versace?
01:10:58.000 Is it anything worse than you see Don Lemon, dead Johnny Mathis, expressing that night in the news?
01:11:02.000 I would say no.
01:11:04.000 Lauren and Nigel certainly aren't profane people.
01:11:06.000 Oh, and if you go see a show and it's a late show and he's had a couple blue moons, he can go around the bend a little bit, but it's not mean-spirited.
01:11:12.000 The point is, again, they have the wrong opinion.
01:11:15.000 So we're in an age with culture where, first off, we've eliminated actions, right?
01:11:20.000 It's the words that you use.
01:11:20.000 Your actions don't define.
01:11:21.000 And that's why words keep being taken away.
01:11:23.000 We just retroactively had an old meme from Facebook.
01:11:27.000 Removed.
01:11:27.000 Did you see this?
01:11:28.000 No.
01:11:28.000 It was two and a half years old.
01:11:29.000 Which one?
01:11:30.000 It had the word tranny in it.
01:11:33.000 Hopefully they don't comb through our video catalog!
01:11:35.000 Listen, it's now retroactively a violation of our hate speech laws.
01:11:39.000 And by the way, it wasn't even anti-transgender at this point.
01:11:41.000 It was a harmless punchline from two and a half years ago.
01:11:44.000 Imagine if Facebook went back to, like, the first century.
01:11:45.000 Like, their machines of filtering and going back and retroactively pulling things would just explode.
01:11:49.000 You know what? If Facebook could just go back to MySpace or Friendster.
01:11:53.000 I mean that's the thing, these words keep changing, but you know what?
01:11:55.000 Actions, people's hearts, people's intents, those don't change.
01:11:59.000 And that's pretty easy to see.
01:12:00.000 And that's one thing I would say to people out there.
01:12:02.000 You have to determine what matters to you.
01:12:03.000 Like you said, cultures aren't all equal.
01:12:05.000 Look at Japan. Very industrious, they do really well.
01:12:07.000 But tiny plummeting Japanese bodies from every skyscraper.
01:12:10.000 It's like a bunch of Chinese Mary Poppins.
01:12:14.000 Balance, not just karate.
01:12:16.000 Whole life.
01:12:17.000 Okay?
01:12:17.000 Japan.
01:12:18.000 You gotta get your life in balance.
01:12:19.000 The work is good, okay?
01:12:20.000 You give us some cool technology, but it's no good to you if you're falling out a window by the time you're 52 years old.
01:12:25.000 So, there is a difference.
01:12:26.000 You can look at it statistically.
01:12:28.000 And there is a difference in how people live their lives, the culture that you have within your own family.
01:12:33.000 This is why family matters, a nuclear family.
01:12:35.000 Mom, dad, kids, right?
01:12:37.000 If you're a kid, you want a daddy, you want a mommy in the house, you want them still together.
01:12:40.000 That is far more important than putting some more money into a local public school that's failing anyway.
01:12:48.000 It determines your level of success.
01:12:49.000 So before we get to federal government, before we get to state government, before we get to municipal government, it is governed by yourself.
01:12:54.000 As for you and your house.
01:12:56.000 Socialism is like that claw machine where you think you just put one more dollar in, you're gonna get it.
01:12:59.000 Right, exactly.
01:13:00.000 Just one more dollar.
01:13:02.000 And think about this for a second.
01:13:03.000 Think about the difference between your culture, the culture between your house and your neighbor's house.
01:13:03.000 Think about how you live your life.
01:13:07.000 The culture between, I don't know, Owen Benjamin, Lauren, Nigel Farage's house.
01:13:10.000 Why do you think it is?
01:13:12.000 That they are getting knocked so much.
01:13:13.000 Now, if you think it's just because they're asses, if you think it's just because they have the wrong opinions and so they rightfully should be banned from all the places where other people who express equally controversial opinions, certainly more hateful opinions, are allowed.
01:13:23.000 If you think it's just because of their opinions and you disagree with their opinions so you want to remove them, fine.
01:13:26.000 There's no convincing you.
01:13:27.000 I'm not going to fake anymore like we need to find common ground.
01:13:29.000 We don't have common ground.
01:13:31.000 Move along down the trail and go watch something else.
01:13:34.000 But if you don't think that they deserve to be banned simply because of their opinions, Why do you think they're getting banned?
01:13:40.000 Why do you think they're taking so many hits?
01:13:41.000 Why do you think a writer and an editor in a Pittsburgh paper doesn't want Owen to be able to form there because of sold-out shows?
01:13:47.000 Why do you think the media hates Nigel Frush?
01:13:48.000 Why do you think Lauren Southern's not allowed in the UK?
01:13:50.000 Why do you think Italy hates?
01:13:51.000 Do you think it's because they are always wrong?
01:13:54.000 Or do you think maybe it's because if you do something important, if you do something worthwhile, you're going to have to take some shots?
01:14:01.000 And that's one thing.
01:14:02.000 I know we've talked about this before, but I did get an email this week from someone, you probably know who you are, in a college, and this is nothing new, asking about, what do I do if I'm in college and I don't want my teacher to... Here's the deal, if you want to pass, you want to get a good grade, keep it to yourself, okay?
01:14:17.000 But it's also nearly impossible to do in 2018.
01:14:21.000 If you express an opinion that is unpopular, if you stand for something, at any point, and I don't even care if you stand for something with which we would agree.
01:14:28.000 You're gonna take some shots.
01:14:30.000 And if you live a life where you don't take any hits, if you live a life where you've never been banned, if you live a life where you've always been popular, if you live a life where everyone's always said, gee golly, man, he's a nice guy, and that's the first descriptor they use for you, and the last descriptor, nothing wrong with being a nice guy, but if it's the only description that you're going to get, or woman, ask yourself why that is.
01:14:50.000 Are you living a life of consequence?
01:14:52.000 There's nothing wrong, someone said, a man will be measured by how many friends he has.
01:14:55.000 Sometimes you're measured by how many enemies you have as well.
01:14:57.000 So I'll tell you this, I've had people in my life, we're talking about a culture, there are cultures that are easier, we talk about leisure cultures, absolutely, a lot of Europe, Greece, hint hint, there are cultures that are harder.
01:15:09.000 But you can't just have easy versus hard, you can't just have nice versus mean, good words versus bad, naughty words, as opposed to actions.
01:15:16.000 You do have to, is it a fruitful culture?
01:15:19.000 And is your home, as for you and your house, who, what are you serving?
01:15:23.000 Is it a fruitful, because if it's a fruitful culture, it's never gonna be easy.
01:15:27.000 If you wanna have kids who can be raised in this world that we're a little bit worried about, and you want them to end up not being sociopaths, guess what?
01:15:35.000 They're gonna have to take some licks, and so are you.
01:15:38.000 If you wanna be successful, if you wanna be recognized for anything more than being milquetoast, a guy who you can get along with at a party, or a girl, you're gonna have to take some shots.
01:15:46.000 And if you aren't, there's a strong chance, if all you're doing, by the way, is fighting the whole world at every single point, there's a good chance you're an a**hole, absolutely.
01:15:54.000 But if you never find yourself in controversy, if you never find yourself getting some bumps and bruises along the way, there's a strong chance that you might be living a life That is completely inconsequential.
01:16:07.000 And that's no way to be, son.
01:16:10.000 So to the guy who wrote to me about college, you gotta make a trip.
01:16:13.000 You want a pass?
01:16:13.000 Keep it to yourself.
01:16:16.000 But at some point, you're gonna have to make a decision.
01:16:18.000 And if you're getting hit, it means you're out there with the puck.
01:16:21.000 It means you're out there taking some risks.
01:16:22.000 And that's okay.
01:16:23.000 That's not always a bad thing.
01:16:24.000 We'll talk to you next week.
01:16:25.000 Speaking of getting hit, Ralph Macchio, he'll be there.