Louder with Crowder - June 15, 2018


#346 WAR FOR TOMMY ROBINSON! Derek Smalls, Dean Cain and Sargon of Akkad! | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 15 minutes

Words per Minute

195.4702

Word Count

14,758

Sentence Count

1,334

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

It's Cultural Appropriation Month, which means it's time for another episode of Not GayJared's Not Gay Daddy! This week, we're covering the return of Tommy Robinson, the state of free speech across social media, and the recent Trump-Kim Jong-un news conference. Plus, a special guest appearance from Spinal Tap s Derek Smalls.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 He arrived in America.
00:00:05.000 He conquered Austin.
00:00:08.000 He was promptly banned from Austin.
00:00:12.000 And YouTube.
00:00:15.000 They tried to stop him.
00:00:18.000 But now he's back.
00:00:22.000 Yeah, at this point they forced my hand, BB.
00:00:25.000 You look like you had a few too many bites in your last update.
00:00:29.000 I'm not leaving, Beep Beep.
00:00:30.000 Are you lesbian, Beep Beep?
00:00:32.000 Beep Beep.
00:00:34.000 F*** you, Beep Beep.
00:00:36.000 Monday, June 11th.
00:00:39.000 Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the LGBTQAAIP number 2 festival.
00:00:43.000 I couldn't pick you guys from a rooftop full of queers, Beep Beep.
00:00:48.000 I'm going into sleep mode.
00:00:49.000 Beep Beep Beep Boop Boop Boop.
00:00:51.000 Louder with Crowder Studios.
00:00:52.000 protected exclusively by Walther.
00:00:54.000 It's June, which marks Loud Or With Crowder's third annual Cultural Appropriation Month,
00:01:18.000 where we take you across the globe, learning and appreciating all the great cultures this world has to offer.
00:01:25.000 This week, allow us to be your sherpa to the talented, tough, and fantastic country of North Korea!
00:01:36.000 I've got you right where I want you.
00:01:43.000 I can't hold that for the entire episode.
00:01:46.000 Cultural Appropriation Month continues.
00:01:48.000 Last week, I can't remember the costume winner, but we're going to have at the end of the month all the costume contest winners.
00:01:53.000 Send in your costumes.
00:01:54.000 Tweet me at S. Crowder.
00:01:55.000 And of course, producing me in video studio, as always, you can tweet him at NotGayJared with your photoshops, your comments, or your costumes for Cultural Appropriation Month.
00:02:02.000 Winner gets, obviously, a free t-shirt, ranger panties, and a lock of NotGayJared's hair.
00:02:06.000 And I inadvertently fulfilled all my legal obligations, drawing conclusions.
00:02:10.000 Are we good?
00:02:10.000 Yeah, you can call me not gay daddy.
00:02:13.000 Okay.
00:02:16.000 For some reason that sounds like a very gay daddy.
00:02:19.000 We have great guests.
00:02:20.000 We have Sargon of Akkad, we have Dean Cain, and we have Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap on the show.
00:02:24.000 The basis for Spinal Tap, one of my greatest accomplishments actually ever.
00:02:28.000 Really, there have been only a few people who have really, really, really, really wanted to have on the show.
00:02:31.000 You know, Alice Cooper is amongst them.
00:02:32.000 Yeah.
00:02:33.000 And Derek Smalls, bassist of Spinal Tap, is also.
00:02:36.000 Hey, question of the day before we move on is, what sucks more today?
00:02:38.000 What do you think, genuinely?
00:02:39.000 The state of free speech across our country, or even across the world, Europe, and we're going to talk about the Tommy Robinson situation, particularly as it relates to social media.
00:02:48.000 I'm just so happy.
00:02:49.000 I brought a beer because it's got bubbles and all, and that's celebratory.
00:02:52.000 I could go home for a while.
00:02:54.000 Is that a 40?
00:02:55.000 Not quite.
00:02:55.000 which means he knows a lot about wine.
00:02:58.000 At G. Morgan Jr., how are you?
00:02:59.000 Oh, geez.
00:03:00.000 I'm just so happy.
00:03:02.000 I just want to celebrate.
00:03:03.000 I brought a beer because it's got bubbles and all.
00:03:06.000 And that's celebratory.
00:03:07.000 I could go home for a while.
00:03:09.000 Is that a 40?
00:03:10.000 Not quite.
00:03:11.000 I could have gone a 40.
00:03:12.000 It's a 24.
00:03:13.000 They're illegal in Missouri because too many people were getting a pans labyrinth in the face on work sites.
00:03:20.000 And then once they broke the bottle, they were stabbing people with it.
00:03:23.000 That's not happening.
00:03:23.000 That ain't happening!
00:03:26.000 I'm so loyal!
00:03:27.000 I'm so loyal to Coke 45!
00:03:30.000 And of course, Fen, computer, are you ready with overlays?
00:03:36.000 I should strike Washington, D.C.
00:03:37.000 Apparently your rocket works better than your microphone.
00:03:40.000 It's not working perfectly, but maybe I'll just make it to Hawaii.
00:03:45.000 Or crash into the ocean.
00:03:48.000 But you can track my flight path on Twitter.
00:03:51.000 Almost!
00:03:55.000 North Korea is making everyone sneaky.
00:03:59.000 Hey, so we actually have an official statement from Kim Jong-un later.
00:04:02.000 He's been relatively quiet and it's a little conflicted, but we have news of the day to get to first.
00:04:06.000 So, Jim Acosta is an insufferable prick.
00:04:08.000 Let's leave with that.
00:04:09.000 Here he is caught in a hot microphone justifying shouting questions at the whole Trump-Kim summit.
00:04:14.000 Listen to the smugness.
00:04:19.000 Yeah, that's what I have a shot to ask him.
00:04:21.000 All day long, man.
00:04:22.000 All day long.
00:04:23.000 I certainly have a shot to ask him, but that's all day long.
00:04:26.000 That's the way it goes, man.
00:04:28.000 All day long.
00:04:28.000 All day, every day.
00:04:29.000 All day, baby.
00:04:30.000 All day.
00:04:31.000 All day.
00:04:32.000 All day long.
00:04:32.000 What an entitled ass.
00:04:33.000 Which is ironic, though, actually, because All Night Long is actually now Donald and Kim's song.
00:04:38.000 All night long.
00:04:40.000 All day.
00:04:41.000 All day.
00:04:42.000 All night long.
00:04:44.000 All day.
00:04:46.000 All day.
00:04:48.000 Donald, will you be my daddy?
00:04:50.000 What?
00:04:51.000 You heard me.
00:04:53.000 Fiesta.
00:04:53.000 Lorraine.com.
00:04:54.000 I'm looking forward to it a lot. I just...
00:05:16.000 Are you just forgetting to turn on your microphone?
00:05:18.000 So you're a retarded missile?
00:05:19.000 Yeah, but I don't want to make too many noises.
00:05:21.000 She's a North Korean missile.
00:05:22.000 Come on, that's it.
00:05:24.000 I wouldn't launch you from a carrier if my life depended on it.
00:05:29.000 I'm just gonna fail on the ramp.
00:05:30.000 I think you just chase around the children with a piece of cheese and you pretty much get whoever you want.
00:05:34.000 Yeah, pretty much.
00:05:35.000 I think they chase you around for the cheese.
00:05:36.000 Huh?
00:05:36.000 No!
00:05:37.000 I didn't think negative thoughts!
00:05:37.000 I think you just chase them around with a piece of cheese and you pretty much get whoever you want.
00:05:40.000 Yeah, pretty much. I think they chase you around for the cheese.
00:05:43.000 Until their leader speaks directly into their mind like Charles Xavier.
00:05:45.000 Huh? No! I didn't think negative thoughts.
00:05:47.000 He's so happy!
00:05:48.000 Other news of the day, the UN has officially blamed and condemned Israel for the recent violence in Gaza.
00:05:54.000 This comes to us from Washington Post.
00:05:55.000 Of course.
00:05:56.000 They approved a Palestinian-backed resolution on Wednesday, blaming Israel for violence in Gaza and deploring its, quote, excessive use of force, with no mention of the fact that Hamas, who had the destruction of all Jews, was in their charter until very recently.
00:06:10.000 Yeah.
00:06:10.000 You would also demand that the 36 accusers be charged with, quote, stealing all of Cosby's pills.
00:06:15.000 So they're in... yeah.
00:06:17.000 I'm increasingly convinced that if Hitler were around today, the left would ensure him a victory.
00:06:22.000 The U.N.
00:06:24.000 and the left.
00:06:24.000 I mean, come on.
00:06:25.000 And why not?
00:06:25.000 They always side with the wrong people.
00:06:28.000 Winston Churchill's a dick!
00:06:29.000 Always!
00:06:30.000 I feel like if they went back and looked at the Holocaust, they'd be like, yeah, you guys kind of had it coming.
00:06:33.000 Yeah, Hitler was fine in that.
00:06:35.000 Well, you know what?
00:06:35.000 You don't think that Hamas would carry out the Holocaust if they could tomorrow?
00:06:38.000 Absolutely.
00:06:39.000 They're just Holocaust deniers who beat their wives.
00:06:41.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 The fun fact is that the Palestinian leader just said that like a few weeks ago, that it was due to the Jews' social behavior that the Holocaust happened.
00:06:48.000 That's still a position that they hold.
00:06:51.000 Due to their social behavior of dying from inhaled toxic fumes.
00:06:55.000 Can you believe that?
00:06:56.000 Those Jews... How dare they?
00:06:58.000 Gosh, we're so beyond the brink of... Even if you think that Israel is an occupied... Put it this way.
00:07:04.000 In any other situation, if you thought someone was occupying a land, but the land consisted of people who wanted to wipe out an entire race of people, you'd be like, oh thank God they're occupied.
00:07:13.000 Thank God they're no longer running the show!
00:07:15.000 Stop them from doing that.
00:07:16.000 Speaking of running the show, Netflix film crew, they're now banned from staring, flirting, or hugging under the new rule.
00:07:22.000 I'm so happy.
00:07:23.000 I'm just so happy.
00:07:25.000 It's a great day.
00:07:26.000 I'm just happy.
00:07:27.000 Till Whoopi Goldberg strolls on set there.
00:07:30.000 I have the actual coin.
00:07:31.000 That sounded really like Dennis Rodman.
00:07:35.000 I'm so loyal!
00:07:36.000 I'm good to go home!
00:07:38.000 Sell Rodman coin.
00:07:40.000 I think he had weed coin or something.
00:07:41.000 So Netflix, they've banned film crews from looking at anyone for over five seconds.
00:07:45.000 Other rules include not asking work pals' phone numbers, and they're urging staff feeling pestered to yell, quote, stop, don't do that again.
00:07:51.000 So this is a response to Me Too, and it's not necessarily a bad response, but it's led to some changes.
00:07:57.000 Sweeping changes for Netflix prompted them to actually halt production on Bill O'Reilly's highly anticipated directorial debut, the biographical Roger Ailes picture, The Chronicles of Crotch Cam.
00:08:06.000 Oh boy.
00:08:08.000 Also the production of the highly anticipated sequel to Spacey Jam.
00:08:11.000 That was one.
00:08:13.000 Fun fact about that one, Spacey was not supposed to be a cameo, but in his audition he blew everyone.
00:08:17.000 He blew everyone out of the water.
00:08:20.000 Flew everyone away.
00:08:21.000 Here's your chance.
00:08:22.000 Do your dance at the Space Jam.
00:08:25.000 Stop.
00:08:26.000 I didn't write it.
00:08:28.000 Also no longer available is the notorious Bill Nye Saves the World episode, dry-tumping the craft services table.
00:08:33.000 That one almost seemed like it was... It almost seemed as though he was toxifying the world.
00:08:42.000 Bill Nye.
00:08:43.000 But he taught you how to make your own ketchup afterwards.
00:08:46.000 I am not happy.
00:08:47.000 He taught you that honey was bee barf.
00:08:49.000 You're like, really?
00:08:50.000 I didn't know that.
00:08:51.000 Well, I guess it's okay that you humped the Quiznos catering.
00:08:54.000 Made a lot of excuses.
00:08:55.000 Hey, Elon Musk's Boring Company reportedly just won a bid to build a high-speed underground rail in Chicago.
00:09:01.000 Elon Musk, you love the Elon Musk, there's Fenn computer.
00:09:05.000 We're really excited to work with the mayor and the city to bring this new high-speed public transportation system to Chicago, the boring company said.
00:09:05.000 So this is actually a quote.
00:09:12.000 Hopefully it's faster than a speeding bullet, said all of Chicago.
00:09:19.000 That's awesome.
00:09:21.000 I think those trains should go everywhere.
00:09:23.000 If they went everywhere, Detroit would be calling the Chicago PD for all their problems.
00:09:28.000 Is it faster than a speeding bullet?
00:09:30.000 No, but it's more powerful than a gun confiscation.
00:09:32.000 I take it.
00:09:32.000 I take it.
00:09:33.000 That's good.
00:09:33.000 I'll go.
00:09:34.000 I just so happen.
00:09:35.000 15 minutes.
00:09:36.000 Still 15 minutes.
00:09:36.000 Respond time.
00:09:37.000 Detroit.
00:09:38.000 Still a 15 minute response.
00:09:40.000 Is it still?
00:09:40.000 58.
00:09:41.000 58?
00:09:41.000 Response time in Detroit?
00:09:41.000 Yeah, average is 11.
00:09:42.000 I think Chicago is actually good on them.
00:09:44.000 It's like 6.
00:09:44.000 I think they just don't believe it.
00:09:45.000 They're like, yeah, there's no one left to kill in this city.
00:09:50.000 Hey, we got crazy online too!
00:09:52.000 I was a little hyper.
00:09:53.000 A little hyper.
00:09:54.000 The U.S. House just approved a ban on Wednesday, by the way, on the importation—it almost
00:09:57.000 sounded like it was going to say importase—the importation and trafficking of—this is an
00:10:04.000 actual— Sven Computer, this is an actual story, right?
00:10:06.000 This is an actual story.
00:10:07.000 Yeah, okay.
00:10:07.000 I want to make sure, because people say, you're just making these up for jokes.
00:10:09.000 Like the Anne Frank... No, it was a real story.
00:10:11.000 Trafficking of anatomically correct child sex dolls and robots that quote, normalize sex between adult and minors.
00:10:18.000 The proposal was approved in the House, and now it moves on to the Senate.
00:10:23.000 But, if you make child sex robots illegal, people will be forced to build their own sex dolls in back alleys, argued NAMBLA.
00:10:29.000 Aw, that's unfortunate.
00:10:31.000 Then only the child sex robots will have them!
00:10:37.000 The first models, by the way, were nicknamed R2D2 Year Old and C3 This Many!
00:10:44.000 You had a rough go.
00:10:45.000 Can you imagine being the senator who votes no on this?
00:10:48.000 I know.
00:10:49.000 There will be one.
00:10:49.000 I'm convinced though in a decade from now they'd just be considered forward thinking.
00:10:52.000 Ahead of their time.
00:10:53.000 Salons are already on board.
00:10:55.000 It's gangbusters over there.
00:10:56.000 Senator Sanders, you're running for president but it says here that you voted no on banning anatomically correct child sex robots.
00:11:03.000 I have evolved on the issue.
00:11:05.000 In my defense!
00:11:08.000 I'm just so happy.
00:11:09.000 Nonetheless!
00:11:10.000 All right.
00:11:10.000 I'm just very happy.
00:11:14.000 Okay, so we do have to get to a story here.
00:11:15.000 We had this guy's manager on not long ago.
00:11:19.000 And if you've been following the news, this is, not to get serious, but it is pretty serious.
00:11:22.000 So let's just set this up.
00:11:23.000 Okay, Marley was at the beginning of this.
00:11:24.000 The UK no longer has free speech.
00:11:26.000 We'll talk with Sargon of Achaia.
00:11:26.000 It doesn't exist.
00:11:27.000 We've heard us say it time and time again.
00:11:28.000 Completely gone.
00:11:29.000 There's no, I don't even think anyone is trying to argue it anymore.
00:11:31.000 They're trying to argue to what degree they limit speech.
00:11:35.000 It's like, okay, are we going full authoritarian or kind of authoritarian?
00:11:38.000 So before we get to Tommy Robinson, what were you going to say?
00:11:41.000 I was going full.
00:11:42.000 Oh, going full.
00:11:42.000 I'm just answering the question.
00:11:43.000 You're just so happy.
00:11:45.000 I've been so loyal.
00:11:46.000 I couldn't go home.
00:11:47.000 I've been so loyal to this government for so long.
00:11:49.000 And to hell if I'd go to the UK though, those fools are crazy.
00:11:51.000 They're crazy.
00:11:52.000 I can't speak even though I can't speak.
00:11:56.000 Do you know how hard it is to talk with one of these liberals?
00:11:58.000 I can imagine.
00:11:59.000 That's why you gotta have a grill, so you don't chip things.
00:12:02.000 So people like Lauren Southern, that's not how they work, and Brittany Pettibone, they've been banned from entering the country.
00:12:08.000 Count Dankula, of course, you remember, fined for making the Pug do a Nazi salute, which sounds worse than it actually is when you see the video.
00:12:14.000 Meanwhile, though, flying the ISIS flag in London, you're aces.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, apparently that's not a problem.
00:12:19.000 And obviously, Tommy Robinson is still in prison.
00:12:21.000 We talked about this.
00:12:22.000 We had Tommy Robinson's manager on.
00:12:23.000 Was it two weeks ago now?
00:12:25.000 I think it was two weeks ago.
00:12:26.000 Two weeks ago.
00:12:28.000 And the concern is now, when he talked about this, he's been moved to a new prison that's Allegedly.
00:12:35.000 Significantly more dangerous with a higher Muslim population.
00:12:37.000 Now, there's been some confusion over the exact details, so I don't want to spread any misinformation.
00:12:42.000 Here's the most recent update from his manager, Kalen Robertson, himself.
00:12:47.000 There was some confusion circulating on Twitter.
00:12:49.000 Some people try to say it was 70% Muslim.
00:12:52.000 Yeah, some huge number.
00:12:53.000 Yeah, and it turns out that that is not correct at all.
00:12:56.000 And they may have just flipped it and gotten a mistake, but then there were a lot of other sites that ran with it who didn't fact check.
00:13:01.000 And I want to make this clear before we get to Tom Robinson.
00:13:04.000 This is why I absolutely despise the conspiratorial right.
00:13:06.000 It's true.
00:13:08.000 Fake news exists, not just exclusively on the left.
00:13:11.000 And it makes it much harder for us to do our job.
00:13:14.000 Or for you to go out there and be properly armed with information when people are more interested in clicks than they are in telling the truth.
00:13:19.000 Inflating the number to an increased number of Muslims that is not the accurate number, which had to be... I believe it was... I believe they took it back, if I'm not mistaken.
00:13:28.000 I believe they retracted it.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, I think they put it down, what, at like 14?
00:13:31.000 They moved him to a prison with a higher Muslim population where it's more dangerous.
00:13:34.000 That's enough!
00:13:35.000 When we get to what's happened on YouTube and social media tenders, it's enough.
00:13:38.000 The truth is enough.
00:13:39.000 The truth is always enough!
00:13:41.000 And that's the double-edged sword of the new age of digital media, is that it comes with an extra set of responsibilities.
00:13:46.000 Because once upon a time, I feel like even riots were a little more genuine, because people were all on board with this more singular narrative of news.
00:13:52.000 Now anybody can, from any blog, or from anywhere in the world, can throw their own spin on things and be taken as legitimate.
00:13:57.000 So you've got to be vigilant no matter which site you're on, no matter where you're at.
00:14:01.000 Here's the thing, you want to know what's crazy?
00:14:03.000 We just had Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump singing all night long, okay?
00:14:07.000 This is not the epitome of journalism.
00:14:09.000 And we do the work.
00:14:10.000 And we've come out and issued retractions.
00:14:12.000 We've gotten some things wrong when new news has come in.
00:14:14.000 These people who are out there trying to convince you that they are real news.
00:14:16.000 By the way, don't watch us as your only news source.
00:14:18.000 We're a late-night show, okay?
00:14:20.000 But we are meticulous in trying to be correct.
00:14:22.000 So it's not by accident that a news organization or a right-wing blog that employs three, four, five times as many people as on this show gets it wrong.
00:14:30.000 That's by design.
00:14:31.000 Yeah, it's Fenn Computer.
00:14:32.000 Yeah, I mean, it really just hurts your cause, BB, because now the left-wing media and leftists, they can just point at this and go like, look, they're lying.
00:14:38.000 Right.
00:14:38.000 They're just trying to inflate this, and that makes people like us look bad, too, because we're going to be associated with those people as well.
00:14:44.000 Like they're going to do with the alt-right.
00:14:46.000 They're going to associate everyone with the alt-right.
00:14:46.000 Exactly.
00:14:47.000 It's like, yeah, Ben Shapiro was a notorious Jewish... Shut up!
00:14:51.000 It's just really dumb.
00:14:53.000 Yeah, they're handing out tiki torches at the RNC convention.
00:14:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:56.000 And that's what they're trying to do now.
00:14:57.000 And that being said, here's something we do know, OK?
00:15:00.000 And it's just as disconcerting.
00:15:01.000 A video that Tommy Robinson made, it was titled, I Won't Be Around For Much Longer, was taken down from YouTube because it violated community guidelines.
00:15:09.000 So the fact that this coincides is bone chillingly scary.
00:15:15.000 The good news is a lot of people did their due diligence and downloaded the clip before it was taken down.
00:15:20.000 So we have a montage of some of it here.
00:15:22.000 They want to remove me, to silence me, to discredit me.
00:15:26.000 They have tried to stop me in every possible way.
00:15:29.000 Now they want to take away the final thing I have, my voice.
00:15:32.000 I don't doubt one day they will wipe me off social media completely, forever.
00:15:36.000 The media will be able to tell you whatever they want about me and I'll have no way of responding.
00:15:41.000 If they can do it to me, they can do it to you.
00:15:44.000 They removed it immediately!
00:15:44.000 What did they do?
00:15:46.000 Exactly.
00:15:47.000 It almost seems like he was a prophet.
00:15:48.000 He is foreshadowing.
00:15:49.000 Acts of violence and censorship committed against him, and he's the one in violation!
00:15:54.000 That video predicting that he would be found in violations for non-violations was removed as a violation!
00:15:59.000 Get your head around that!
00:16:00.000 These people... It's scary because they're at the point where they don't care that you're watching.
00:16:05.000 Yeah.
00:16:05.000 They're not trying to hide anymore, and that's what's scary.
00:16:07.000 Well, people aren't really stepping up and fighting stuff like this, I think.
00:16:10.000 Or they're trying to, but they don't really have much of a mechanism.
00:16:12.000 What do you do?
00:16:13.000 If Twitter bans you... You get a half-Asian lawyer named Bill Richmond.
00:16:15.000 Yeah, exactly!
00:16:16.000 You hear his name in the hallways of Google, and they f*** themselves, and you know what I'm talking about.
00:16:20.000 Yeah, but how many people can do that?
00:16:22.000 Right?
00:16:22.000 And so it comes down to people like you having the ability to go do that for everybody else.
00:16:27.000 A lot of people can.
00:16:28.000 You just have to be the pig who builds his house out of straw.
00:16:31.000 Builds his house out of brick, as opposed to the brothers who did, was it straw and wood?
00:16:35.000 Wood sticks?
00:16:35.000 Straw and wood sticks?
00:16:36.000 Which you know must have pissed off that one pig.
00:16:38.000 Did I crash with you?
00:16:39.000 You built your house!
00:16:40.000 It was out of straw!
00:16:41.000 You didn't see this coming?
00:16:42.000 The bricks were right next to it!
00:16:43.000 Don't you care about the environment?
00:16:44.000 It's not that expensive!
00:16:46.000 It's right down the block.
00:16:48.000 You know, some of these organizations that went out with this myth of the 70% Muslim population,
00:16:51.000 they have far more money than we do.
00:16:53.000 And what do they typically do?
00:16:54.000 They often just tend to bitch of what's happening on YouTube.
00:16:56.000 Listen, we bitch and we try and make it funny.
00:16:58.000 That's why we created Mug Club.
00:16:59.000 It's what allows us to be sustainable.
00:17:01.000 And we try and do sketches to draw awareness to it.
00:17:03.000 But we have Bill Richmond on retainer.
00:17:05.000 We have also his firm on retainer.
00:17:07.000 And we are a thorn in the side of social media.
00:17:10.000 Believe you me, we've planned for this.
00:17:12.000 And you will know about it if we end up having to fight to a higher degree than we are right now.
00:17:16.000 So here's the thing.
00:17:17.000 The UK courts and social media, they're working together.
00:17:18.000 And not just to silence Tommy and to put him in prison, but to silence any reports of their actions against him.
00:17:24.000 That's what's crazy right now.
00:17:26.000 And this is how the left operates.
00:17:27.000 Yeah, I am making the gross generalization, because this is exclusive to the left.
00:17:31.000 They portray the aggressors as the victims.
00:17:34.000 And there's no one who can call them out.
00:17:36.000 So they paint Tommy as the villain and his reporting as a crime against the poor Muslim rape gangs.
00:17:42.000 The poor migrant rapist, all he did was rape a kid.
00:17:46.000 They technically are a minority, so they do have the moral upper hand.
00:17:48.000 That is true.
00:17:49.000 Tommy Robinson might have terminated the jury by reporting about how this man raped a kid.
00:17:54.000 Don't you under- No, we don't understand.
00:17:56.000 Can't we find common ground?
00:17:56.000 No, we don't.
00:17:58.000 Probably not!
00:18:00.000 You wrote common ground with that.
00:18:01.000 By the way, here's something.
00:18:02.000 Same things happened to us before.
00:18:03.000 So a good example is very recently.
00:18:05.000 And actually, Sven Computer, you did some research with Reg the Beast here.
00:18:05.000 A lot of people don't know this.
00:18:08.000 We found some things out just today, right before the show, right before doing this.
00:18:13.000 We did a civil, non-violation Change My Mind video last week in Austin, right?
00:18:17.000 Waiter Tranny, sit down with us.
00:18:18.000 There you go, there's a violation for you.
00:18:19.000 Just find a reason.
00:18:21.000 So Antifa and the like, they actively and repeatedly called to firebomb us.
00:18:26.000 To firebomb us, to firebomb our table.
00:18:30.000 You can see these pictures, okay?
00:18:31.000 So I actually posted this to Instagram.
00:18:36.000 Saying like, hey guys, keep an eye out.
00:18:37.000 And it was removed as a violation!
00:18:40.000 We're saying this person wants to firebomb us, so make sure we don't get firebombed.
00:18:44.000 This is a violation.
00:18:45.000 Here's the crazy thing.
00:18:46.000 You remember Charles Hermes, a professor at UT Arlington, who's still there, who said I was a Nazi, who posted fake memes of me saying gas to Jews?
00:18:51.000 I never took it back.
00:18:52.000 This person, who wanted us to be firebombed in Austin, is a co-chair of the Democratic Socialists, works at UT Austin, and ran Bernie's Austin campaign.
00:19:00.000 No way.
00:19:00.000 These aren't crazy fringe extremists.
00:19:04.000 It's like being arrested for rape for calling to report rape.
00:19:07.000 Right, exactly.
00:19:08.000 But you said the rape word.
00:19:09.000 We have to take you in.
00:19:10.000 You said the R word.
00:19:12.000 It's not our fault.
00:19:13.000 But I didn't do the R word.
00:19:14.000 He's still doing it now.
00:19:16.000 Sir, calm down.
00:19:18.000 We are sending the police to you.
00:19:19.000 Hyper online too.
00:19:20.000 We posted it to protect our team and the fans.
00:19:22.000 We had fans showing up.
00:19:23.000 It changed my mind.
00:19:24.000 People walking by going, oh you're here.
00:19:25.000 And there's no way to stop the spread of information.
00:19:27.000 Illinois was the only time we all agreed we're not going to do that again because it was just, it was too massive of a crowd and we promoted it and we did a live show.
00:19:33.000 Change My Mind is meant to be something where you set up and random passers-by, they convocate.
00:19:39.000 Um, with you, because it's meant to mimic more so what occurs in real life, but right away, we were in Austin, firebombed them, so we're trying to protect our fans and our team, and we were in violation of what guidelines?
00:19:49.000 This is insane.
00:19:50.000 Here's what, I don't know about you, but what's so crazy to me is in order to create a safe space for professional online victims, they're literally creating unsafe spaces in the physical world from acts of serious violence and brutality coming from the left.
00:20:05.000 I think it just got gout from the irony.
00:20:07.000 So rich.
00:20:09.000 The irony is so rich, I forgot to remove my left toe.
00:20:12.000 These are the people that are teaching in colleges, right?
00:20:14.000 They're the professors and the administrators that are in colleges teaching your kids that you're paying money to go to.
00:20:19.000 Come on!
00:20:19.000 All you need to create a safe space is out of brown shirts on the street.
00:20:24.000 That's all you need.
00:20:25.000 Listen, I think you don't understand.
00:20:27.000 Okay, we all want a safe space.
00:20:28.000 Alright, hold on, let me try and follow you.
00:20:29.000 We all want a safe space online, right?
00:20:30.000 We don't want people to be offended online.
00:20:31.000 Right.
00:20:31.000 Right.
00:20:32.000 So, on Instagram, Twitter, like, people's feelings get really hurt.
00:20:34.000 We don't want to say it.
00:20:34.000 Okay.
00:20:35.000 So, the only way that we can create a safe space online where people don't get hurt, yeah, is by hurting people in real life.
00:20:40.000 That's true.
00:20:41.000 Online safe space.
00:20:41.000 Follow me, follow me.
00:20:43.000 Real life firebomb.
00:20:44.000 You understand?
00:20:45.000 Violence is a spear.
00:20:46.000 By the way, penis is a figment of your imagination.
00:20:49.000 Okay, carry on.
00:20:50.000 If you want an A in my course, check yes to agree with all of these.
00:20:54.000 Otherwise, we're sending you back to community college.
00:20:57.000 I hate all the things.
00:20:58.000 And this is why we sent Sven Computer in to act.
00:21:01.000 This is why we've become disruptive assholes sometimes.
00:21:03.000 Look, we do change my mind.
00:21:06.000 We do it because it's meant to be civil, it's meant to have a dialogue.
00:21:08.000 But every now and then we send in Sven, it wasn't very productive.
00:21:10.000 The whole point was to point out, the only point was to showcase the absurdity of the left.
00:21:15.000 Yes, to publicly embarrass these people.
00:21:17.000 Why?
00:21:18.000 Because even when we're as civil as humanly possible, Even when we play by every single one of the contradictory, sometimes illegal, borderline illegal, like party consent state laws as far as filming, arbitrary rules, they get changed to screw us anyway.
00:21:39.000 So why does it seem like we're becoming increasingly hostile?
00:21:42.000 Why does it feel like on sometimes this show we go too far?
00:21:45.000 Why are we sending Sven back in for a super video you're going to see on money that's Pee yourself laughing?
00:21:50.000 Why is it that we're doing this where it's sometimes unnecessary and there's no point other than to irritate the left?
00:21:55.000 Because f*** you!
00:21:56.000 That's why.
00:21:57.000 And here's the other thing.
00:21:58.000 We have an official statement though from the Trump... He's been quiet.
00:22:01.000 We have to do this before we... Actually, we have to get going.
00:22:03.000 I've run over time.
00:22:05.000 He's been pretty quiet.
00:22:06.000 Seems a little conflicted.
00:22:07.000 Kim Jong-un has released an official statement regarding the meeting with Trump and how he feels about it.
00:22:11.000 And after that, Sargant of Akkad.
00:22:17.000 I met the president last night.
00:22:24.000 Donald Trump gave me a fright.
00:22:31.000 He said I'm kind of a dick, he's right.
00:22:41.000 I'm tired of faking, I'm tired of rights.
00:22:48.000 It's Rory in NK Just cause I star
00:22:59.000 Are my citizens And I think it's gonna be a wrong, wrong time
00:23:12.000 Till Donald Trump begins to really find I'm not the tyrant that he thinks I am
00:23:19.000 Oh no, no, no I'm just a Rocket Man
00:23:25.000 Rocket Man Bullshitting the world up here alone
00:23:31.000 Rocket Man Bullshitting the world up here alone
00:23:38.000 Rocket Man Rocketman, bullshit ain't no world up here or off.
00:23:47.000 Rocketman, I love you Donald.
00:23:52.000 I love you so much Donald.
00:23:57.000 Rockin' bad, though shit ain't no world up here or wrong.
00:24:02.000 It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
00:24:18.000 Come cheer up my lads, come cheer up my lads.
00:24:22.000 It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
00:24:26.000 That's like a Big Brother program.
00:24:28.000 If they spanked you.
00:24:29.000 We haven't had him on in a while.
00:24:31.000 We were supposed to have him on last week.
00:24:32.000 It's been a while.
00:24:34.000 And he's been stateside.
00:24:35.000 And now he's no longer stateside.
00:24:37.000 So I'm kind of sorry that we missed him.
00:24:38.000 But you can follow him on YouTube because I don't think you can follow him much anywhere else anymore.
00:24:43.000 Sargon of Akkad.
00:24:44.000 Mr. Akkad, how are you, sir?
00:24:46.000 I'm very well.
00:24:47.000 You can actually follow me on Facebook still.
00:24:48.000 Facebook haven't banned me yet.
00:24:51.000 Well, you know what?
00:24:51.000 I noticed that Instagram is way worse than Facebook, and it's obviously owned by Facebook.
00:24:57.000 We had someone from, not from Antifa, but actually we just talked about it, someone who works at UT.
00:25:03.000 We just talked about this earlier on the show.
00:25:05.000 Demand that people firebomb us while we were doing a Change My Mind, you know, highly controversial segment, and tweeted it all out.
00:25:10.000 And then I posted a picture saying, hey, watch out for this person because they want to firebomb us, and I apparently violated policies by posting their exact tweet.
00:25:20.000 Right.
00:25:21.000 So, very difficult to follow.
00:25:24.000 Yeah.
00:25:25.000 But you're still on Facebook, so that's good.
00:25:26.000 Hey, you were in the States for a while.
00:25:28.000 What was that like for you?
00:25:31.000 Was it your first long visit stateside?
00:25:33.000 No, no, I've been to the States a few times before.
00:25:36.000 It was really good.
00:25:37.000 I went to the University of Portland, Portland State University, where I was invited to talk with Professor Peter Boghossian, who's a philosophy professor there, and he's been harassed endlessly by the SJWs, and we were talking about bias response teams at the university, which are basically I mean, I'm not being hyperbolic when I say they're kind of like a progressive version of the police of vice and virtue Okay, if you if you're doing something that falls outside of progressive orthodoxy You can be reported to them and it doesn't have to be a crime You know as in I mean, obviously they've got no legal power it's just if you're doing something that can be considered offensive and
00:26:16.000 And this, I mean, this could, this could be down to obviously using a language that is deemed
00:26:22.000 inappropriate by the university, not swear words. No, like biologically proper pronouns can be
00:26:27.000 considered. Yes. Yes. It's amazing how there are science deniers on the left and the right.
00:26:35.000 And everyone wants to believe it's just the opposite team that has the science deniers.
00:26:39.000 But, um, but yeah, and so we, we were obviously interrupted by someone from Antifa pulling the
00:26:45.000 But luckily, we managed to pack the hall out.
00:26:48.000 I mean, I think the hall had about 800 seats, and about 700 of them were filled.
00:26:52.000 Nice!
00:26:53.000 So... Oh yeah, it was... And then they had to leave because... Did the fire thing have the ink so you could spot the SJW?
00:26:58.000 I would imagine the SJWs at that school are just covered in ink if they do.
00:27:01.000 Like someone who tried to rip off some, you know, Neiman Marcus in the 90s.
00:27:04.000 Remember those?
00:27:05.000 They used to have ink.
00:27:06.000 They don't use it anymore.
00:27:07.000 So I'm still stuck on packing the halls.
00:27:10.000 We didn't have that, but the fire alarm issue was settled really quickly, and so we went back in, and in the heart of the SJW menace, we got to take a nice big dump all over their bias response teams.
00:27:22.000 And they did nothing about it.
00:27:23.000 Very nice.
00:27:24.000 These are terms in philosophy I'd imagine you'd use with a professor.
00:27:26.000 Take a nice big dump.
00:27:28.000 Let me ask you this.
00:27:30.000 Did you notice a very different sensibility with Americans than in the UK now, being here now in 2018?
00:27:36.000 Because I will say it's changed a lot since I've been in the States.
00:27:40.000 And when I first came from Canada, it was culture shock.
00:27:42.000 I can only imagine now in the sense that there's a real divide of people who support things like the First Amendment and absolute truth and the people who pull the fire alarms.
00:27:51.000 Well yeah, there's a massive ideological divide between those two people, and it's not getting any smaller.
00:27:57.000 And it's because one side positively refuses dialogue.
00:28:00.000 I mean, I think one of the reasons that your Change My Mind series has been so popular is because people want to see the conversations happening that, frankly, the left have been shutting down for the last decade at least.
00:28:13.000 And it's got to the point now where the problems are so bad and they're so obviously in people's
00:28:17.000 faces that you can't just pretend that the person who's bringing up an issue is a bigot.
00:28:23.000 Because there are so many people with real issues that you can't just assume that.
00:28:27.000 I mean, what was it?
00:28:28.000 Dan Harmon said that a third of your country are Nazis.
00:28:31.000 It's like, Dan, are you listening to yourself?
00:28:34.000 Yeah.
00:28:34.000 Do you really think that a third of America has been taken over by Nazis?
00:28:37.000 Or is it your perception has gone so far radically to the left that you're basically a communist at this point?
00:28:43.000 A third?
00:28:44.000 What percentage of Germans were Nazis?
00:28:47.000 I think that's a good question.
00:28:49.000 I think a third is more.
00:28:51.000 I mean, the Nazi party won with something like 37% of the votes.
00:28:55.000 Right.
00:28:56.000 But that doesn't obviously make 37% of the Germans Nazis, it's just the party that voted.
00:29:01.000 So more Americans are Nazis than Nazis were Nazis.
00:29:04.000 Where's the Nazi sleeping giant?
00:29:06.000 Waiting.
00:29:06.000 Maybe if he met on campus, a third of people on campus, like this lady who worked at UT.
00:29:10.000 She wanted to firebomb us for the Change My Mind.
00:29:13.000 It was the, there are two genders, change my mind.
00:29:15.000 By the way, here's the crazy thing.
00:29:16.000 The lady who sat down was a man, was a transgender man to woman.
00:29:20.000 That was the one conversation that was civil.
00:29:23.000 It was the feminist who claimed to be intersex, which I read up afterward, I think is BS.
00:29:27.000 Who, uh, screamed and screeched.
00:29:29.000 It was the UT Asian Registrar's Office who wanted to firebomb us.
00:29:33.000 The transgender person, uh, him, herself, ze self, wasn't that upset?
00:29:37.000 No.
00:29:38.000 Pretty, pretty reasonable.
00:29:39.000 So I- It's weird, isn't it?
00:29:41.000 It is!
00:29:41.000 It's really weird, but have you noticed there's a distinct, um, supply and demand problem when it comes to Nazis?
00:29:46.000 There's a massive demand for Nazis right now.
00:29:48.000 They want Nazis to be everywhere, but the market just isn't filling this, so I'm basically thinking if I opened a Nazi university, I could fill that niche in the market.
00:29:57.000 Yes, you could!
00:29:57.000 If for nothing else, the Hugo Boss uniforms.
00:30:00.000 You could start a storefront.
00:30:02.000 Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not really much of a Nazi myself, but I'm sure I could probably dig up one or two.
00:30:09.000 We could learn, you know.
00:30:10.000 I mean, for crying out loud, we could make a lot of money off Etsy.
00:30:12.000 You know, just sew some patches on there, sell some soap, make it a package.
00:30:18.000 So, what was the most bizarre thing you encountered?
00:30:20.000 We saw some of the Antifa videos, but at a certain point it becomes white noise.
00:30:24.000 I hate to say it, because they're committing acts of violence and pulling so many fire alarms.
00:30:28.000 What would you say was your weirdest encounter in the States?
00:30:32.000 Um, actually, you've seen the show Portlandia, haven't you?
00:30:35.000 Yes.
00:30:36.000 I went to the bookstore that the show's based around and it was really, I mean, it was like Tumblr had come to life.
00:30:45.000 Everything in it was, everything in it was like the most cliched SJW feminist nonsense.
00:30:50.000 Like, I mean, obviously had Black Lives Matter and all this, you know, pasted across the walls.
00:30:54.000 And I went in there and I got some buttons.
00:30:56.000 My favorite one, the button unironically said, riots, not diets.
00:31:03.000 What?
00:31:03.000 What?
00:31:04.000 I'm not kidding.
00:31:06.000 It's an anti-fat shaming thing.
00:31:08.000 If you say we should lose weight, we're going to riots?
00:31:11.000 And it's like, that's not going to last very long.
00:31:13.000 No, it's not going to last very long.
00:31:14.000 Pretty much for stamina you would have to riots if you just lost a few pounds.
00:31:17.000 I just, I can't.
00:31:18.000 I don't know.
00:31:20.000 Put down the Cheetos!
00:31:22.000 They not only do they think that it's more productive to riot instead of live a healthy lifestyle, they believe that it is so much more productive, in fact, that it deserves real estate on a button in the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny jar.
00:31:37.000 I paid $1.50 for this button because I was like, I'm never going to find anything like this anywhere else.
00:31:41.000 And do you know what the really unfortunate thing about this is?
00:31:43.000 I was one of the last people to purchase something from that shop because it's shut down.
00:31:47.000 Yeah.
00:31:47.000 Because the evil capitalist patriarchy for some reason won't sustain it.
00:31:51.000 Well, they don't want to buy that many Birkenstocks.
00:31:54.000 I understand.
00:31:54.000 It's a problem.
00:31:55.000 And you could fill that market again.
00:31:57.000 You could fill a market with fat pimps.
00:32:00.000 See, and this is the thing.
00:32:01.000 They're basically messing up because eventually it's gonna be me having the Nazi University, the feminist bookstore.
00:32:08.000 I'll probably start a communist commune as well.
00:32:11.000 Anything that I can make profitable, I think I'm gonna go for.
00:32:13.000 Because I am a capitalist.
00:32:14.000 Yes.
00:32:16.000 It's like playing Harvest Moon at this point in RPG, only you end up making a lot of money off of stupid people.
00:32:21.000 Communist cafeteria.
00:32:22.000 It's always empty.
00:32:23.000 It's always empty.
00:32:26.000 Final question.
00:32:27.000 Have you been following the Tommy Robinson controversy?
00:32:30.000 Yes.
00:32:31.000 I mean, there are some things that I've talked about in this where I'm like, man, I really do feel shame sometimes for some actions on behalf of my country.
00:32:38.000 This is one thing I've got to imagine.
00:32:40.000 Even some leftist Brits have come out and said, I can't believe this.
00:32:43.000 This has gone really far.
00:32:45.000 And I'm praying that the guy doesn't, I know you're an atheist, but I'm just praying and hoping the guy doesn't get hurt.
00:32:49.000 This could end really badly.
00:32:51.000 Well, yeah, I mean, OK, so the Tommy Robinson situation is interesting and complicated.
00:32:57.000 When, something like three months ago, he was arrested for doing the same thing, which is filming and broadcasting outside or on court property when that's prohibited, because the worry is that it will prejudice the jury.
00:33:12.000 And so there's a law to prohibit you doing this.
00:33:14.000 And he was caught doing this.
00:33:15.000 He was given a suspended sentence of three months, I think it was.
00:33:18.000 and obviously told not to do that within that time.
00:33:20.000 And within that time, he went and did the same thing.
00:33:23.000 Right. And that was arrested and charged with potentially prejudicing a jury.
00:33:30.000 And so the suspended sentence was just recalled.
00:33:33.000 And so this is why he's gone to jail. But on the face of it, it.
00:33:38.000 It looks like this one incident isn't really it looks like it's Tommy's fault and to be fair in this case It is Tommy's fault, but this isn't this isn't an isolated incident of the police being Frankly prejudiced and heavy-handed with Tommy, right?
00:33:52.000 I mean there this is this is one bad example really because there are dozens of other examples where on film you will see leftist protesters attacking Tommy and his friends and and the police will arrest Tommy and not the attackers.
00:34:05.000 And I see that regularly.
00:34:07.000 And the question becomes here, the law isn't worth the papers printed on if it's not applied
00:34:13.000 equally.
00:34:13.000 And I searched high and low.
00:34:14.000 It's very hard to find somebody else who got this kind of a sentence for for filming effectively
00:34:20.000 a child rapist.
00:34:21.000 You know, I mean, we're talking about let's be clear here.
00:34:23.000 Yeah, listen.
00:34:24.000 There's a law.
00:34:25.000 I understand it.
00:34:26.000 That's why we have single-party consent laws in the States.
00:34:28.000 I think it's very important.
00:34:29.000 But putting someone in a prison for effectively berating the worst of the worst among humanity, who get lesser sentences, that's the issue here.
00:34:39.000 And then transferring him to a prison, which we're still waiting on some information.
00:34:42.000 It sounds like... It sounds like... Do you think that... This final question and we have to go.
00:34:46.000 Do you think that YouTube, social media, and governments are in cahoots because they removed this video where he talked about this happening?
00:34:52.000 You know, it just got removed this week.
00:34:53.000 Do you think there's some...
00:34:55.000 It's not so much that they're in cahoots.
00:34:57.000 It's more that governments are, especially European governments, which are...
00:35:01.000 Even when they're not left-wing, they're quite left-wing, and they're quite progressive.
00:35:06.000 Yeah, no, I understand.
00:35:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:10.000 For example, my prime minister claims to be a conservative but then she claims to be a feminist and that doesn't make sense.
00:35:16.000 So it's not that they're in cahoots.
00:35:19.000 It's really that the governments are chasing after the social media platforms because they're
00:35:23.000 tired of people saying things that the governments don't like because we don't have free speech in Europe.
00:35:28.000 Playing ball.
00:35:29.000 That is.
00:35:29.000 Yeah.
00:35:30.000 Well, you said it.
00:35:30.000 I mean, whenever I say it, a lot of people go, you don't know anything.
00:35:33.000 You think America's the only place that's free speech.
00:35:35.000 Yes.
00:35:35.000 Yes, I do.
00:35:36.000 Yes, I do, because of the Dreyfus Constitution.
00:35:37.000 That's why.
00:35:37.000 You're right.
00:35:38.000 Yeah.
00:35:38.000 You actually have a constitutional amendment that guarantees your freedom of speech.
00:35:41.000 We don't have that.
00:35:43.000 That's why I do not go back to Canada.
00:35:45.000 Ireland and Poland?
00:35:46.000 Maybe.
00:35:46.000 They seem like they're a little bit more lenient.
00:35:47.000 All right.
00:35:48.000 Best place to find you is on YouTube.
00:35:50.000 I know you're on Facebook now, but it's still Sargon of Akkad, right?
00:35:52.000 You didn't have to change it?
00:35:53.000 Okay.
00:35:54.000 We'll have to get you back on sooner and get you back stateside sooner because I know people here are loving it.
00:35:54.000 Sargon of Akkad.
00:36:00.000 Well, I'm actually planning a trip to Texas at some point because I've got a lot of subscribers there and I have a lot of requests.
00:36:06.000 So I think I have to bow to market demands in that regard and do my duty.
00:36:12.000 I'll be sure to let the firebombers in Austin, Texas know.
00:36:14.000 Sargon, thank you very much.
00:36:15.000 Dean K next.
00:36:16.000 Thank you.
00:36:20.000 So first time, what were your thoughts?
00:36:23.000 Yeah.
00:36:23.000 If you were to buy one for yourself, what would you get?
00:36:27.000 shoot the gun. It's fine. If you were to buy one for yourself what would you get?
00:36:27.000 The 9mm PPQ?
00:36:32.000 Probably the 9mm PPQ. Yeah. That's actually my mom just started
00:36:38.000 shooting a few months ago and she bought a PPQ. There you go.
00:36:42.000 What was it like, first time ever shooting a firearm?
00:36:45.000 Well, I came in, I was very relaxed at the beginning.
00:36:47.000 I picked up the Walther and was very good with it.
00:36:50.000 You were very good?
00:36:51.000 Yeah, right away.
00:36:52.000 Off the bat, you were good.
00:36:53.000 So, are you going to be buying a firearm?
00:36:55.000 Absolutely.
00:36:55.000 You know what you're going to be buying?
00:36:56.000 Yeah, I'm going to be buying the Walther.
00:36:57.000 You think you're going to buy the Walther?
00:36:58.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:36:59.000 I had something that was in my wallet.
00:37:12.000 I don't know what.
00:37:13.000 Maybe it's a tobacco beetle from all the pipes.
00:37:15.000 I don't know.
00:37:16.000 It could be a loose roofie.
00:37:18.000 We have those hanging around the studio.
00:37:20.000 But it's disgusting.
00:37:22.000 By the way, very glad to have our next guest.
00:37:24.000 I still don't get used to looking at you.
00:37:26.000 I can't figure out if you're Kim Jong-un or Al Pacino's paterno in the HBO film.
00:37:31.000 It's kind of a find your own truth on that one.
00:37:33.000 It's a choose your own path.
00:37:33.000 Yeah, it is.
00:37:34.000 Either way, it ends up to someone being sexually accosted against their will.
00:37:38.000 Next guest, big fan, at real Dean Cain.
00:37:41.000 And I do have to plug it.
00:37:42.000 He just sent it to me before the program.
00:37:44.000 Masters of Illusion begins season five here in late June.
00:37:47.000 He's filming another documentary on Holocaust deniers.
00:37:50.000 A whole bunch of info.
00:37:51.000 Dean Cain, did I miss anything up there?
00:37:54.000 No, you didn't miss any of that up at all.
00:37:56.000 The only thing you neglected to add was that on Tuesday I'll be being sworn in as a reserve police officer in St.
00:38:02.000 Anthony's, Idaho.
00:38:03.000 Wow!
00:38:04.000 How did that come about?
00:38:06.000 It's actually a task force that Eric Estrada is on, and he's a friend of mine for a long time.
00:38:11.000 Eric Estrada is an actual police officer?
00:38:15.000 He actually is an actual police officer, as I will be in less than a week.
00:38:22.000 Did you have to go through training?
00:38:23.000 Did you have to go through deployment?
00:38:24.000 Oh yeah, all kinds of goodies.
00:38:27.000 Okay, well then, congratulations.
00:38:29.000 Seems like a long way to get your concealed carry permit out there.
00:38:32.000 Yes it does.
00:38:33.000 A lot of work.
00:38:34.000 to get your character to show up.
00:38:35.000 It may seem that way, but I do live in California.
00:38:37.000 This is true.
00:38:38.000 Let me just put that out there.
00:38:39.000 That's the short path.
00:38:40.000 I would pay to see Dean Cain and Steven Seagal come to Fisticuffs,
00:38:44.000 because I know he had that show Law Man for a while.
00:38:46.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:38:48.000 That was tough to watch, Dean.
00:38:49.000 I would run around him until he got tired, and I would claim victory after a heart attack.
00:38:54.000 And then you...
00:38:55.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:38:58.000 That's exactly what I want you to say.
00:38:59.000 But I have to go to Russia to see him, and I don't want to go there.
00:39:02.000 When Dean Cain and I get in a room...
00:39:04.000 Bad things happen.
00:39:06.000 You ever notice that he just always tries to allude to this stuff, but you're like, well, hold on a second, have you ever actually fought?
00:39:11.000 Well, what I can say is you'd rather not find out.
00:39:15.000 But have you?
00:39:16.000 No, no, I've never fought.
00:39:18.000 So, okay, speaking of which, you know, we never want to get, when we have celebrities who often find themselves opposite some of these other actors in films, we never want to get you guys in trouble or cause drama where there needn't be any.
00:39:28.000 But Robert De Niro, I guess you're kind of at your wit's end with the guy.
00:39:33.000 Well, I mean, to get up on stage at the Tonys and just say those two words?
00:39:38.000 Uh, you know, about the current president.
00:39:40.000 Fine if you don't agree with him, say something like that, but to just say that and then getting a standing ovation and doing the... So brave.
00:39:49.000 Yeah.
00:39:50.000 It's so not brave.
00:39:51.000 That's the whole point.
00:39:52.000 And I know that's what you meant, but I mean, it's, it's incredible to me.
00:39:55.000 I do, it's embarrassing.
00:39:56.000 It's so lemming-like.
00:39:58.000 It's ridiculous.
00:39:59.000 So I just don't understand, you know, yeah.
00:40:01.000 So yes, the president has used press language in the past.
00:40:01.000 Okay.
00:40:04.000 Yeah.
00:40:05.000 Wonderful.
00:40:06.000 I've never supported it.
00:40:07.000 I don't support it now.
00:40:08.000 But that's just ridiculous.
00:40:10.000 Yeah.
00:40:10.000 And two wrongs don't make a right.
00:40:12.000 And you can't blame Trump for his, you know, what he has said in the past.
00:40:15.000 Honestly, this is getting, this is sounding very dad-like.
00:40:16.000 Two wrongs don't make a right, Buster.
00:40:18.000 I haven't!
00:40:19.000 My son just turned 18, by the way.
00:40:22.000 He graduated from high school.
00:40:23.000 My wings are no longer clipped.
00:40:26.000 I can go anywhere and do anything and he can come with me.
00:40:29.000 Did you give him the boot out of the house right away so he could get a job?
00:40:32.000 I told him, you know, you got three or four days.
00:40:34.000 You gave him some lead time?
00:40:36.000 He should have a picture notice on his bedroom door.
00:40:39.000 And I'm keeping the gaming chair.
00:40:46.000 Good.
00:40:47.000 Do you find that the Robert De Niro stuff, for me, like I was able to put it on my mind for a while, now it's just I can't even go back and watch the movies I liked with him.
00:40:54.000 It makes it hard.
00:40:55.000 Yeah, I see that.
00:40:57.000 I can make that distinction just because it's easy because I know too many actors as it is that would really pretty much ruin every movie I ever watched.
00:41:03.000 True.
00:41:03.000 So I can make that distinction.
00:41:04.000 I think he's a fine actor.
00:41:05.000 Obviously, he's got a great career.
00:41:06.000 He does great work.
00:41:07.000 It's just that sort of stuff.
00:41:09.000 It just That was beyond the pale for me.
00:41:13.000 And I'm really embarrassed for the people who stood up and applauded that because they're such hypocrites.
00:41:18.000 Were it to happen, you know, I didn't love President Obama and his policies.
00:41:23.000 But I wouldn't have ever stood up and done that.
00:41:26.000 I probably would have.
00:41:27.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:41:28.000 But I wouldn't have expected a standing ovation from Hollywood.
00:41:33.000 And here's also something else.
00:41:34.000 I would say doing that in an awards ceremony would be much more brave than doing it toward Trump.
00:41:39.000 That's why I remember Johnny Ramone when he said, I love the United States.
00:41:43.000 I love George W. Bush.
00:41:44.000 And you heard...
00:41:45.000 Bill Maher?
00:41:46.000 What a recession!
00:41:47.000 Yeah, if you just compare it, it's not the same thing either because if you just compare
00:41:51.000 Unemployment alone across the board you would have had a reasonable
00:41:54.000 Excuse to chance and chance and you know denounce Obama because of his policies that led to those numbers
00:42:00.000 But Trump is doing really well. So when you do when you boo Trump right now, it just kind of looks like you hate
00:42:05.000 America Well, that's a good point Dean
00:42:07.000 That's what Oprah was doing She was talking.
00:42:13.000 She was like, now I know it's really hard for everyone out there right now.
00:42:17.000 Are they so enclosed that they don't understand that most Americans, including people, by the way, in the bottom percentile as far as earnings, are keeping more of their check, that taxes are going down, that employment is going up.
00:42:31.000 Are they not aware of this?
00:42:32.000 Do they think everyone's going, yeah, the economy sucks right now?
00:42:36.000 They are not aware of it.
00:42:37.000 They think everyone is saying, yeah, the economy sucks right now.
00:42:39.000 It's unbelievable because, you know, if you watch five different news channels, that's what you're going to hear.
00:42:45.000 You're going to hear all the terrible things.
00:42:47.000 President Trump and Kim Jong Il sat down, or Kim Jong Un.
00:42:51.000 I can't tell because you guys, you all look alike.
00:42:54.000 There's the dead one and the fat one.
00:42:55.000 We get it all the time.
00:42:57.000 Yeah.
00:42:58.000 I'm Asian, I can say it, right?
00:43:02.000 You're really stretching the limits of that yellow pass right there.
00:43:06.000 Tanaka?
00:43:07.000 That's my given name!
00:43:08.000 Which I was accused of changing as I became a Hollywood guy.
00:43:12.000 Even though I got adopted and that was the name I was given.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, I know.
00:43:15.000 Sorry about that.
00:43:16.000 Asian-ness.
00:43:17.000 Thank you for that!
00:43:18.000 So you think it's just they have no idea?
00:43:22.000 I think they have no idea.
00:43:23.000 I really think they have no concept.
00:43:25.000 Because they sit down, they have this historic summit, and this wonderful stuff happens, and they hear how it's terrible that he's sitting down and legitimizing a dictator.
00:43:33.000 It's like, what?
00:43:34.000 And just two weeks ago they were complaining about how we're pulling out of the Iran deal.
00:43:36.000 I'm like, hold this thing and pick a lane!
00:43:38.000 Pick a lane!
00:43:40.000 We're used to the diamond lane, the HOV lane, I call it the carpool lane.
00:43:45.000 And also I lane split on my motorcycle down the 405.
00:43:47.000 I just blow up a doll in the next seat.
00:43:49.000 Let me ask you this, Dean.
00:43:50.000 I would put that Trump one, that Trump that's riding you, I'll put him in my passenger seat.
00:43:55.000 He my daddy.
00:43:55.000 He my daddy.
00:43:56.000 Let me ask you this, as people who, a lot of people haven't seen this, although I will say there's been a definitive increase in plays on your Princeton Highlight since we've talked about it.
00:44:04.000 Yes!
00:44:05.000 It really is, people don't realize, people who don't know.
00:44:07.000 Yes, so much they're actually flagging as hate speech.
00:44:09.000 It's flagging as hate speech, it's really weird.
00:44:12.000 And his name is fake.
00:44:14.000 As someone who is a real athlete, a high-level athlete, what do you think, like we just kind of talked about Steven Seagal, but same thing with kind of Robert De Niro, you've heard him do this, what really bothers me more, so it's not that they say, oh, F Trump, okay, I understand, it sucks, but when they play this tough guy thing because they did four weeks of training to do fighting for the stage, you know, boxing for the camera, which is very different from boxing in real life, as someone who is a real athlete, people go watch American Gladiator back in the, I think it was the early 90s, Dean Cain won.
00:44:41.000 Smoked.
00:44:42.000 It was you and actually another good athlete, the guy from Scrubs.
00:44:45.000 I forgot the actor's name.
00:44:46.000 Yeah, that's McGinley.
00:44:49.000 McGinley.
00:44:50.000 Yeah, he was a great guy.
00:44:51.000 Good athlete.
00:44:51.000 But it wasn't even close at the finals.
00:44:54.000 You smoked him.
00:44:54.000 What do you think when you see these guys who play tough guy who, you know, they were part of the high school drama club?
00:45:00.000 Yeah, it's...
00:45:02.000 That doesn't bother me.
00:45:03.000 I mean, they play tough guys.
00:45:04.000 That's it.
00:45:04.000 But it's all rhetoric.
00:45:05.000 It's all baloney.
00:45:06.000 You know, I listen when Chris Kyle says something.
00:45:08.000 I listen to that.
00:45:09.000 Yeah.
00:45:09.000 You know, when somebody who was a former Ranger, if it's Sean Parnell that says it, I listen.
00:45:16.000 You go, okay, this is a guy who's been right through it.
00:45:19.000 Sure.
00:45:19.000 But you never see them use that sort of language or that sort of a tone.
00:45:22.000 Yeah.
00:45:23.000 Because they know what it is.
00:45:24.000 So, you know, De Niro going, oh, yeah, it's tough.
00:45:27.000 I mean, I don't know what that was.
00:45:29.000 Plus, you're 70-something years old.
00:45:31.000 You guys are going to fight?
00:45:32.000 I mean, what is that?
00:45:33.000 I just don't get it.
00:45:35.000 He did.
00:45:35.000 Didn't he say he wanted to punch Donald Trump?
00:45:37.000 Or was that Alec Baldwin?
00:45:38.000 One of them said they actually wanted to fight him.
00:45:40.000 I mean, that might have been De Niro.
00:45:42.000 Are we in the playground in elementary school?
00:45:46.000 I mean, that's what it is.
00:45:48.000 They don't think about it before they speak.
00:45:49.000 Because I've said this.
00:45:49.000 Donald Trump was a guy, when he was running, for example, when he said Ted Cruz's dad assassinated JFK.
00:45:53.000 I said, the problem with President Donald Trump, at this point, Donald Trump.
00:45:56.000 He wasn't president.
00:45:57.000 I said he's never gotten his ass kicked and it's not because there's nothing nothing wrong with being raised wealthy or silver spoon But there is something to be said for being a guy who's gotten your ass kicked or called on your BS at some point And I don't think President Trump has that's why he doesn't understand in the real world You call someone's wife ugly and say his dad assassinated JFK.
00:46:13.000 You're probably gonna get your ass kicked, right?
00:46:15.000 See that's a point but just saying I want to punch Donald Trump is It's at the point of being nonsensical, but the beauty of this is, this is happening at the same time we've talked about this.
00:46:26.000 Everyone's sort of bemoaned that there will never be the big numbers of Johnny Carson again, or the numbers of the big three.
00:46:32.000 But Cobra Kai is.
00:46:33.000 Cobra Kai is getting 35, 40 million plays.
00:46:36.000 Yeah, we had Ralph Macchio on the show.
00:46:38.000 You've gone back to the big three with Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and maybe HBO.
00:46:43.000 A lot of these additional superfluous cable channels I sure hope so.
00:46:47.000 I really hope you're right.
00:46:48.000 Baby, want a bottle?
00:46:48.000 You're gonna give me my bottle?
00:46:50.000 the American public have more access to information. I really do think that
00:46:54.000 people like De Niro are losing their stranglehold and they're like a baby
00:46:57.000 being put to sleep right now. I sure hope so. I really hope you're right.
00:47:02.000 Shh. Baby, want a bottle? You're gonna give me my bottle.
00:47:11.000 No?
00:47:11.000 Shh. Shh.
00:47:13.000 Not giving me Biddy!
00:47:15.000 Not giving me, not giving me bitty.
00:47:17.000 You're gonna give me bitty.
00:47:19.000 Stand in front of my face and say that.
00:47:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:47:22.000 It's one of those things.
00:47:23.000 And if he did, I think I would probably just look at it as pathetic.
00:47:25.000 I mean like, what the hell?
00:47:26.000 But let me say this.
00:47:27.000 All right, there you go.
00:47:28.000 Because you said that, which made me very excited.
00:47:30.000 Cause I finished, I have to work today Then my son and I are going to watch the first Karate Kid because he's never seen the first one.
00:47:36.000 He's only seen the Jaden Smith one.
00:47:38.000 Oh gosh, that's your fault as a parent.
00:47:40.000 You've dropped it.
00:47:41.000 It is.
00:47:42.000 I take that one.
00:47:43.000 You own that.
00:47:45.000 Yeah, that's completely my fault.
00:47:47.000 But we're going to watch the original one and then we're going to sit down and just rip through Cobra Kai.
00:47:51.000 I'm so excited for that.
00:47:52.000 It's a good, have you yet?
00:47:53.000 You haven't seen it yet?
00:47:54.000 Haven't seen it.
00:47:54.000 Dying to see it.
00:47:55.000 Very good.
00:47:56.000 It's really worth watching.
00:47:58.000 Very good show.
00:47:59.000 And it really, it writes for what it is, the show.
00:48:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:01.000 It doesn't try to be more than it is, but there is, the characters are very empathetic.
00:48:05.000 I've already talked about it on this show, but I would say it's one of the best shows to come out in a while.
00:48:09.000 Unfortunately for YouTube, I think the numbers are showing that a bunch of people opened a YouTube Red account, watched Cobra Kai, and then closed it back up.
00:48:16.000 Because, you know, you can binge watch right now.
00:48:19.000 But I do recommend it.
00:48:21.000 And then you can teach your son the lesson when he watches the original Karate Kid.
00:48:23.000 See, that's very different from the Jaden Smith version, which is the only parallel universe where the black kid gets bullied by a bunch of smaller Asian kids.
00:48:31.000 That's the only place that happens.
00:48:35.000 Well, I'm my son's a jiu-jitsu guy, so he's gonna love it.
00:48:38.000 Oh my gosh.
00:48:39.000 I watched that Jaden Smith thing, and I just went in like, Oh!
00:48:42.000 Like a kid!
00:48:43.000 First instinct is to bully, even though he's a foot taller!
00:48:47.000 What movie am I watching?
00:48:49.000 That's pretty good.
00:48:50.000 Oh my gosh.
00:48:53.000 I have a friend, well, you know, I have friends actually.
00:48:56.000 Well, he's been, I don't think if he's been on the show, but I spoke with him, Bob Sapp.
00:48:59.000 Japanese people are terrified of black people.
00:49:01.000 Do you realize this?
00:49:03.000 Bob Sapp, everybody should be a little bit terrified of Bob.
00:49:05.000 Everybody's terrified of Bob Sapp.
00:49:07.000 Let me throw that out there.
00:49:08.000 He can back it up.
00:49:09.000 Yeah, and I know that the one was Chinese and I'm mixing Asians right now,
00:49:12.000 but you don't care because you have a yellow pass.
00:49:13.000 All right, that is at Real Dean Cain And it's Masters of Illusion Season 5, and where can people
00:49:20.000 find that?
00:49:21.000 It's local.
00:49:22.000 So for us, it's the CW.
00:49:23.000 So whatever that is, or whatever you are, whichever part of this lovely great earth of ours, I don't know where it is in, say, Dallas, Texas.
00:49:31.000 I don't know.
00:49:31.000 I have no idea.
00:49:32.000 Maybe where it could be in Austin.
00:49:34.000 It could be Channel 3.
00:49:34.000 It could be Channel 7.
00:49:35.000 But you're going to see that wonderful punim on there.
00:49:38.000 I think we have to get going.
00:49:39.000 We have Derek Smalls.
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00:51:05.000 eyes.
00:51:06.000 Closed but neither open. Alright, one of my, uh, I have to say this is probably the guest I'm most excited about ever
00:51:10.000 having on our program.
00:51:12.000 Very, very few accomplishments on this show that I'm proud of, genuinely speaking.
00:51:18.000 And there are two musical artists who I've talked about wanting on this show.
00:51:21.000 Alice Cooper, who we wanted to get on because of his fascinating biography, and our next guest, you know him, of course, from the band Spinal Tap, then known as Tap, and you know him, of course, you can follow him on Twitter at Smalls Life.
00:51:33.000 His newest album is actually a solo album right now, Smalls Change, Meditations Upon Aging.
00:51:40.000 You know who he is at this point, but I have Mr. Derek Smalls.
00:51:43.000 Thank you, sir, for being here.
00:51:45.000 Thank you, Steven.
00:51:46.000 It's a pleasure.
00:51:47.000 I am so glad to have you.
00:51:48.000 Obviously, I know your work with the band quite a bit, and now you're going solo.
00:51:56.000 Later in your career, what was the inspiration for doing this?
00:51:59.000 When did you just say, you know what, did you wake up one day and say, this is for me?
00:52:04.000 I wake up every day.
00:52:07.000 When did I make this decision?
00:52:13.000 The band, you know, has a history of breaking up.
00:52:16.000 We don't break up.
00:52:17.000 I shouldn't say breaking up because we don't do that.
00:52:19.000 We don't, you know, yell and curse each other and throw things because we never had that many things to throw.
00:52:26.000 But we would we would dissolve.
00:52:28.000 Right.
00:52:29.000 You know, you know, do you know that the the the old super kind of Pangea Do you remember that?
00:52:37.000 No, I don't.
00:52:37.000 It was like the big, it was the big supercontinent that they realized was before all the continents split off, there was one continent called Pangea.
00:52:47.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:52:50.000 And then, you know, it's like 300 million years ago, and then you turn around three million years later, and there's Africa, and there's South America, and there's Australia.
00:53:00.000 Right.
00:53:01.000 And that's what it was like.
00:53:01.000 I turned around, and there was no more Pangea.
00:53:04.000 Right.
00:53:04.000 Well, it's almost like, you know, the West Indies Trading Company employed, I think, about a fifth of population Earth.
00:53:09.000 And then, you know, even they had to change and evolve, and people went their own separate ways.
00:53:13.000 And I'd say that the band would be certainly comparable in scope to that.
00:53:17.000 So you don't break up, you more dissolve.
00:53:20.000 So does this mean it's on amicable terms?
00:53:22.000 Are you still good friends with people in the band?
00:53:26.000 Are you saying there's no more West India Trading Company?
00:53:29.000 Unfortunately, yeah.
00:53:29.000 It's been a while.
00:53:33.000 They might be in a new name.
00:53:35.000 That's why they don't deliver anymore, probably.
00:53:37.000 Probably.
00:53:38.000 Not next day.
00:53:41.000 Yeah.
00:53:41.000 Well, Nigel and I are on good terms.
00:53:45.000 He's got his hands full.
00:53:48.000 I should say it's a hobby, but for him it's full-time because he's breeding miniature livestock down on the farm in Berkshire.
00:53:56.000 Okay.
00:53:57.000 And you know... What would that include, miniature livestock?
00:54:00.000 I know Nubian goats, but what else is there?
00:54:04.000 Well, he started with horses, because horses, as you may recall, again at the time of Pangea, probably not earlier or later, were smaller to begin with.
00:54:17.000 We've bred them up.
00:54:18.000 He's trying to breed them back down to where they came from.
00:54:21.000 So if it reforms, they'll know where they are.
00:54:26.000 But he's an extreme kind of personality.
00:54:28.000 He's a guitar player.
00:54:29.000 These are the Icaruses, rock and roll.
00:54:32.000 They fly to the sun and get their wings burned.
00:54:34.000 And then they've got to come and get sunscreen on their wings.
00:54:39.000 So he's pushed it too far.
00:54:41.000 The horses are now too small.
00:54:43.000 He can't find truckies small enough to ride them.
00:54:45.000 So he's got his hands full.
00:54:47.000 And he does do goats now, as you mentioned.
00:54:51.000 But those, again, now they're too small to milk.
00:54:53.000 So, you know, he keeps hitting the wall.
00:54:56.000 David, I have no idea.
00:54:58.000 I get letters from him because I don't use the internet.
00:55:01.000 I really shouldn't be doing this today.
00:55:02.000 I appreciate you taking the time.
00:55:08.000 Yeah, I would say about the goats, if he staggers, you know, that's a big thing.
00:55:11.000 He may not have a lot of experience farming.
00:55:13.000 If he staggers the goats with the milking, he might be a little bit more successful.
00:55:17.000 So if they drink some alcohol, do they stagger?
00:55:20.000 That can happen, yeah.
00:55:22.000 When you stagger them, time-wise, you know, you milk one and you allow the other to sort of recharge.
00:55:26.000 You can speak to me.
00:55:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:28.000 I see, I see.
00:55:29.000 If you ask me, I will tell them.
00:55:33.000 Yeah, I wouldn't feed the goats alcohol, but you never know, you could create a new thing.
00:55:37.000 Let me ask you this, though, since, like you said, you don't use the internet a whole lot, what's it like, you know, going on the road now at your, respectfully, your age?
00:55:45.000 You're older.
00:55:47.000 You're much older.
00:55:49.000 I'm older, yeah.
00:55:50.000 But what does the internet have to... I mean, the internet didn't make me old.
00:55:54.000 No, but being on the road now, is that hard?
00:55:56.000 A lot harder, you know, at your age than when you were, you know, younger?
00:55:59.000 I'd imagine it to be.
00:56:00.000 Well, no, really.
00:56:03.000 No, it's still fun.
00:56:04.000 I mean, one of the cycles is called Rock and Roll Transplant, and it's about how rock and roll will keep you young.
00:56:09.000 And there's another tune on the record.
00:56:10.000 These songs all deal with the questions you're asking, Stephen, conveniently enough.
00:56:16.000 And so one of them is called Don't Get Old.
00:56:19.000 And it's about the rock and roll lifestyle.
00:56:21.000 And it's about, basically, if you're at the top of, if you're at the pinnacle of anything, it's, you know, private jets and the best champagne and the best women with the best men, if that's what you're into.
00:56:33.000 No judgment.
00:56:34.000 And that's how you're touring?
00:56:37.000 No.
00:56:37.000 But if you're a few rungs down, like me, then it's, you know, can look a little seedy and a little dodgy.
00:56:44.000 And you think, No.
00:56:47.000 But you get up there and it don't go.
00:56:49.000 That's the point of the song.
00:56:50.000 No, it don't go.
00:56:51.000 Because you think, what could I be doing otherwise?
00:56:52.000 I'd be sitting in a bed sit, you know, waiting for the telly to burn out.
00:56:55.000 Well, I'm curious because you say that, you know, there seems to be this duality to the album.
00:56:58.000 I know the songs that you've talked about, but then you also have,
00:57:01.000 She Puts the Bitch in the Obituary is one of your songs.
00:57:04.000 She Puts the Bitch in the Obituary, yes.
00:57:05.000 Yes, and then, and Hell's Toupee, where Satan is actually concerned about his aging appearance.
00:57:11.000 So you kind of talk about sort of staying young, but there's also this,
00:57:14.000 I noticed an underlying theme that it almost seems as though
00:57:17.000 you have some fear of coming to terms maybe with the aging process.
00:57:21.000 Well, yin has its own yang, doesn't it?
00:57:23.000 Yeah.
00:57:24.000 For every yin, there's a yang.
00:57:25.000 I think that's the way the Chinese put it.
00:57:27.000 So, yeah, there's songs on the record like Memo to Willie, which Donald Fagan is a guest vocalist on, and Snarky Puppy Horns are on it.
00:57:37.000 I mean, we've got great guests on the record.
00:57:39.000 I know you have David Crosby, Keith Richards, right?
00:57:42.000 I know Frampton, I think.
00:57:44.000 Am I missing anyone?
00:57:45.000 No, Frampton's out.
00:57:46.000 Frampton's out.
00:57:47.000 Oh, I'll probably miss him.
00:57:48.000 Steve Vai, Joe Satriani.
00:57:50.000 Steve Lukather, Richard Thompson, Paul Schaeffer, Rick Wakeman.
00:57:55.000 It's a song about people, men, who think that there's a little problem downstairs.
00:58:03.000 I come to your country and I see these adverts, you know, which have these blokes in their thirties, maybe early forties, nice looking geezers, you know, who are out in the lake.
00:58:13.000 Very active.
00:58:14.000 I understand the theme.
00:58:15.000 and piece of carpet or, you know, hiking or bicycling in a nice part of the city.
00:58:20.000 Very active. I understand the theme. Very active.
00:58:21.000 Looks like they're getting it on. And all of a sudden a voice comes on. When the time comes,
00:58:28.000 will you be ready? And I'm thinking, is this some kind of epidemic that I've missed? So
00:58:33.000 the point of the song is you need to take a pill, you know, just give a stern talking to.
00:58:41.000 Get it up!
00:58:42.000 Get it up!
00:58:42.000 That's the song.
00:58:44.000 So it's not a negative, it's not a positive, it just is.
00:58:47.000 It's just sort of an isolated motivational speech for Willie.
00:58:53.000 For the willy, yeah.
00:58:55.000 Everybody needs a pep talk.
00:58:57.000 You talk a lot about meditation, I know, in a lot of interviews.
00:59:00.000 Is this something, do you do specific meditations for that anatomy?
00:59:05.000 For willy, it sounds like maybe you do.
00:59:08.000 No.
00:59:08.000 No, no, no, no.
00:59:10.000 Meditation would slacken you up a bit, I think.
00:59:13.000 Yeah.
00:59:16.000 I haven't tested it myself, but I believe that to be the case.
00:59:19.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:59:19.000 I think that's why the monks do it.
00:59:22.000 Yes.
00:59:23.000 Well, at the very least, the monks do it, and they do the Mongolian throat singing.
00:59:27.000 That's something that also I've seen people do.
00:59:29.000 You'd be amazed at the amount of, as a musician, the amount of wind that can be moved.
00:59:33.000 Final question, let me ask you this.
00:59:34.000 You seem, obviously, you're sharp, you're with it, you're doing a solo career now.
00:59:39.000 What keeps you going, what keeps you so fresh compared to, it seems like there's a real steep drop off with rockers.
00:59:45.000 Either you have people like yourself or Alice Cooper, if people like Mick Jagger,
00:59:48.000 and then you have people kind of like, you know, go the route of Ozzy Osbourne.
00:59:53.000 How do you do it, what's the secret?
00:59:54.000 Well, I do have a physical detriment that I maintain, which is I like to run, resistance run against water.
01:00:08.000 And, you know, you're supposed to do it in a pool.
01:00:13.000 It's great for your lungs, it's great for your heart, it's great for your legs.
01:00:16.000 I don't have a pool.
01:00:18.000 I do it in a tub.
01:00:19.000 So you get some of the same effect.
01:00:23.000 More to the point, Stephen, bass players are not like guitar players.
01:00:30.000 We're not those excessive, fly to the sun and get your wings burned type people.
01:00:35.000 With the glue of the band, with the foundation of the building, you know, with the lukewarm water, as I say.
01:00:42.000 So, I think that gives us a little bit of staying power that the High Flyers may not have.
01:00:49.000 I'm just a guess.
01:00:50.000 I may be right.
01:00:53.000 It sounds like the bass line keeps the whole tune together, so it makes sense that you keep the whole band together.
01:00:58.000 You're the glue that holds it together.
01:01:00.000 I would imagine, though, listen, I mean, I would... Yeah, go ahead.
01:01:03.000 I'm sorry.
01:01:04.000 I was just going to say, you know, drummers come and go.
01:01:06.000 The bass player is always there.
01:01:08.000 That's a history with you.
01:01:09.000 I didn't want to touch it.
01:01:10.000 I didn't know if it was a sore spot.
01:01:12.000 In your history of touring, your drummers with your band, they have not fared very well.
01:01:18.000 Yes.
01:01:19.000 When you're going solo now, how do you deal with the backup instruments?
01:01:22.000 Who do you use as a drummer, and has it been going a little less rocky?
01:01:26.000 Well, it goes rocky in the sense that we rock, but I know what you mean.
01:01:29.000 Here's the thing.
01:01:32.000 I'm not a satanist per se, but I do understand a few things about the old supreme one, and he's having up with the number three.
01:01:41.000 OK, his final tap was David, Nigel and me.
01:01:44.000 And we were a threesome, but we had people with us, you know, a drummer.
01:01:47.000 So Satan was hung up with that.
01:01:50.000 And he thought, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:51.000 You're turning a three into four.
01:01:53.000 I can't have that.
01:01:55.000 Can't have that.
01:01:56.000 Yeah.
01:01:56.000 Freaked out a bit, the old Lucifer.
01:01:59.000 Now I'm a one.
01:01:59.000 I'm a solo artist.
01:02:01.000 OK.
01:02:02.000 Every drummer's played on this record.
01:02:03.000 Chad Smith, Taylor Hawkins, Todd Sukumudan.
01:02:11.000 I'm glad to hear that, but that doesn't necessarily... I don't know if that proves your theory, because as long as you have a guitarist and a drummer, you still have at least three members in the band, so someone's got to be number three.
01:02:28.000 But they're not the band.
01:02:29.000 They're just my side man.
01:02:32.000 We're not a band.
01:02:34.000 It doesn't hit Satan in the same way, in the same part of his Yeah, I'm not exactly sure on the biology of the underworld.
01:02:42.000 You say you're not a Satanist per se.
01:02:44.000 What does that mean?
01:02:45.000 LeVayian Satanist?
01:02:46.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't engage in rituals and things like that.
01:02:53.000 I just, you know, I realize that this is an important character in the scheme of the earth and it's good to pay attention to and keep in good terms, you know.
01:03:03.000 It's like Trump in North Korea, you know, why piss him off?
01:03:09.000 Yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
01:03:10.000 That makes a lot of sense, and it seems as though, you know, sometimes you just gotta out-crazy the other crazy guy, and then everyone's crazy!
01:03:18.000 The album, we do have to get going, thank you so much, is Smalls Change Meditations Upon Aging, and people can find that where, Mr. Smalls?
01:03:24.000 Where's the best place for people to find it?
01:03:26.000 Everywhere records are either sold or rented.
01:03:31.000 It's extremely available right now, but Apple Music, iTunes, Spotify, the strange chap at the corner who still sells physical records over there.
01:03:40.000 Yeah.
01:03:40.000 Well, I wouldn't want to plug him.
01:03:41.000 He's probably bootlegging.
01:03:42.000 You're not making much profit off of that, but I appreciate the spirit.
01:03:46.000 That is Derek Smalls.
01:03:47.000 Thank you so much, and we have to wrap this show up.
01:03:50.000 Thank you very much, Mr. Smalls.
01:03:51.000 You be well and we'll look forward to seeing how this works.
01:04:01.000 Once you go to it, John's like, wow, what was that panel?
01:04:08.000 Breaking down the binary.
01:04:09.000 Yeah, that was it.
01:04:10.000 Jeff goes, that's so good.
01:04:14.000 It was the best.
01:04:15.000 Yeah.
01:04:16.000 I talked to the guy, one of my friends, who kicked out the robot.
01:04:24.000 I showed up a little late, I guess.
01:04:26.000 Really?
01:04:27.000 Like, oh, the robot, what was that about?
01:04:30.000 Oh you must have missed that.
01:04:32.000 Ha ha ha ha.
01:04:34.000 Oh you fucked it up.
01:05:14.000 Don't start without me, Tom. Wait until I get back.
01:05:19.000 Wait up!
01:05:20.000 Wait up!
01:05:24.000 I'm moving a heavy-ass rowboat!
01:05:28.000 You ever seen a really fat guy float on his back?
01:05:31.000 Yeah.
01:05:31.000 It's one of the funniest things.
01:05:32.000 We've all been to pools.
01:05:33.000 Looks like Mr. Ratburn in Arthur when it was like a shark thing, only it's a gut.
01:05:37.000 Thank you so much to Sargon of Akkad, Dean Cain, Derek Smalls.
01:05:40.000 Fantastic show.
01:05:41.000 We have an unbelievable lineup next.
01:05:43.000 One thing I'm really excited about, Brian Shaw, World's Strongest Man, is going to be on.
01:05:47.000 I'm not sure if we have Lacey Green on for a long form.
01:05:50.000 And we're going to have, obviously, the big video Monday.
01:05:53.000 Sven Computer, who invaded... And listen, just in case you're wondering, is this going to be the video debunking democratic socialism that I send along?
01:06:00.000 No.
01:06:01.000 This is not the place for that.
01:06:03.000 Hopefully you just really get a huge laugh out of it, because you realize that they do operate behind closed doors.
01:06:10.000 They claim they want one thing, and then we go behind closed doors, and they're trying to teach you how to get taxpayer-funded puberty blockers for six-year-olds.
01:06:16.000 Yeah, what more of a safe space can you get when it's one against how many in a single room on their terms?
01:06:21.000 You almost messed him up.
01:06:23.000 Yeah, I almost messed him up good.
01:06:24.000 Motherboards are expensive.
01:06:26.000 I think continuing, too, with this line.
01:06:28.000 We have Anthony Camilla, I know, next week.
01:06:30.000 We haven't had her in a while.
01:06:30.000 I'm really excited about that.
01:06:32.000 I actually, at one point, didn't know if we were on the outs because he hadn't been on in a while, and because some people who were at his network are now at CRT.
01:06:40.000 No.
01:06:40.000 So he's a great guy.
01:06:42.000 A lot of people actually were asking me that, and I never answered.
01:06:45.000 So just so you know, Anthony Comey is going to be on.
01:06:46.000 I'm really excited.
01:06:47.000 He's an encyclopedia of comedy.
01:06:50.000 Yeah, he is.
01:06:50.000 Encyclopedia Britannica of comedy.
01:06:51.000 Even though he never did stand-up, very, very funny, very sharp guy.
01:06:54.000 Has his demons.
01:06:58.000 You know, we were just talking about Tommy Robinson, and follow me on Twitter, and NotGayJared on Twitter, and we'll do everything, because we can't always post videos about Tommy Robinson, but on Facebook, on Twitter, on Instagram, we're going to try and keep you guys updated.
01:07:10.000 I really am just, you know, I know thoughts and prayers sound like they don't mean much anymore, but I really do feel bad for the guy.
01:07:17.000 And you know what, you do realize, you get to this point now, you know, the left cannot complain about civility.
01:07:24.000 When they push you this far.
01:07:25.000 I was like, hold on a second.
01:07:26.000 Well, someone wanted to firebomb me.
01:07:28.000 And I posted saying, hey, if you see these people trying to firebomb us, stop.
01:07:33.000 And you ban my post?
01:07:35.000 Well, can we just find some common ground?
01:07:37.000 No!
01:07:38.000 Can we just have some civility?
01:07:39.000 No!
01:07:40.000 You have a child rapist, and then you have Tommy Robinson calling out the child rapist.
01:07:43.000 Maybe he skirted the law.
01:07:44.000 I understand.
01:07:44.000 Maybe some gray area there.
01:07:45.000 I understand.
01:07:46.000 Maybe he broke... But he gets a harsher sentence?
01:07:48.000 Then he says, listen, can you see our point of view?
01:07:51.000 No!
01:07:53.000 No, we can't.
01:07:54.000 We are Mr. and Mrs. Civility here.
01:07:56.000 We're the ones who started the Change My Mind segment.
01:07:59.000 We had Christopher Titus on when he came on and told me, you don't care about dead children?
01:08:03.000 We had him back!
01:08:05.000 But you cannot push people this far and then bitch about the divide, bitch about the ideological divide in this country.
01:08:13.000 That's why I'm okay with it.
01:08:15.000 We have to fight back so hard at this point.
01:08:18.000 Put it this way, if Tommy Robinson gets killed in prison, I will personally be advocating for a revolution.
01:08:23.000 And I don't mean just some words.
01:08:25.000 If that man gets killed in prison, if that happens, that's about as bad as it gets, right?
01:08:31.000 That's to sound the alarm.
01:08:33.000 And I'm not being conspiratorial here.
01:08:36.000 We've reached this point where just today it cascaded.
01:08:40.000 How did we violate?
01:08:41.000 We don't even know how we're violating policies.
01:08:44.000 And it's almost like they're not explaining.
01:08:47.000 Yeah, for example, it's like, well, hold on a second.
01:08:48.000 They hosted a town hall.
01:08:50.000 Yes.
01:08:51.000 Was open.
01:08:52.000 Yes.
01:08:52.000 Invitation.
01:08:53.000 Yes.
01:08:54.000 Single-party consent state.
01:08:55.000 Yes.
01:08:56.000 The man was handing out his card, Dr. Rex Butt.
01:08:59.000 Actual name.
01:09:00.000 Yes.
01:09:00.000 We videotaped it where they were talking about putting kids on puberty blockers.
01:09:04.000 Yes.
01:09:05.000 Why is it removed?
01:09:05.000 He didn't like it.
01:09:07.000 Can you find common ground?
01:09:09.000 Here's something that I think is really important for our audience, is to understand that we're not just complaining because, oh, it hurt our channel or hurt our... What we're going up against is the entire mechanism for which you receive information.
01:09:18.000 Yeah.
01:09:19.000 It's being curated by people behind closed doors to see exactly what they want you to see, day in and day out, and it goes well beyond our channel.
01:09:27.000 And they try to feed you that, along with that information, hey, let's have a dialogue.
01:09:31.000 You don't want a dialogue!
01:09:33.000 And this is one thing they often say, too.
01:09:36.000 Oh, the situation's a little bit more nuanced than that.
01:09:38.000 Conservatives are so reductive.
01:09:39.000 That's why we're divided.
01:09:41.000 No, it's not more nuanced.
01:09:42.000 Sometimes there is no more nuance.
01:09:46.000 They said firebomb.
01:09:48.000 Loud North Crowder changed my mind.
01:09:49.000 We said, hey guys, be aware they might try to firebomb ya!
01:09:54.000 Where's the nuance in that?
01:09:55.000 And you banned our post.
01:09:58.000 One person is a child rapist.
01:09:59.000 One person reports on someone being a child rapist.
01:10:02.000 Where's the nuance in that?
01:10:04.000 One person obeys the law to create content and employs people.
01:10:08.000 One person flagrantly disregards it.
01:10:10.000 Where's the nuance in that?
01:10:12.000 And you can't just keep asking for nuance while you push people further and further.
01:10:16.000 When you push them to a cliff, they're gonna do some crazy, desperate, desperate things.
01:10:24.000 Listen, we're having a meeting with half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond on Friday, because there's some things behind the scenes, that when I think about, and I try to focus on the positive, and I talk about this a lot, and I know usually this final segment is somewhat inspirational, but here's the truth.
01:10:38.000 When I think about it, if I spend more than 45 seconds, I get really pissed off!
01:10:42.000 Because we've been playing by the rules, and all of the people that you see in this studio, not to mention everyone in the edit suites and people who write at ladderwithcrowder.com, people like Courtney and Brodigan and Corey, they depend On us knowing the rules to make a living.
01:10:55.000 What are the rules?
01:10:55.000 Okay, here's the rule sheet.
01:10:57.000 Alright, we're following the rules.
01:10:59.000 We're gonna ban you anyway.
01:11:00.000 But it's more nuanced.
01:11:02.000 Can you tell me the nuance?
01:11:03.000 Nope!
01:11:04.000 But can you just be civil about it?
01:11:06.000 Piss off!
01:11:07.000 I'm not gonna be civil about it.
01:11:08.000 Of course I'm not going to be civil about it.
01:11:10.000 This term all the time, you know, we could do with being a little bit more reductive.
01:11:13.000 I was talking with someone about this the other day.
01:11:14.000 I think it might actually be a debate that hasn't been uploaded yet that might be uploaded to the channel.
01:11:17.000 I'm not entirely sure, but they say reductive.
01:11:19.000 Reductive.
01:11:19.000 What's wrong with being reductive?
01:11:21.000 You've heard me say this, but I just watched The Darkest Hour again recently.
01:11:24.000 Gary Oldman, big conservative in Hollywood, for those who don't know.
01:11:27.000 Google search Gary Oldman, Nancy Pelosi.
01:11:28.000 You will not be disappointed by the quote.
01:11:31.000 But Winston Churchill was absolutely reductive.
01:11:33.000 We will never, ever, ever, ever, ever surrender.
01:11:35.000 Doesn't get much more reductive than that.
01:11:37.000 But what's wrong with it?
01:11:41.000 What's wrong with it?
01:11:44.000 What's wrong with never, ever, ever surrendering to Hitler?
01:11:46.000 That you'll fight with everything you have?
01:11:48.000 It is absolutist.
01:11:49.000 It is black and white.
01:11:51.000 It is reductive.
01:11:52.000 It is your job to prove to me why it's wrong.
01:11:56.000 Just saying it's reductive doesn't mean anything.
01:11:59.000 Just when people say, well, can't we have an honest conversation?
01:12:01.000 When people just say something, or they say something so emphatically they want you to skim over it, that's reductive.
01:12:05.000 A lot of people get scared.
01:12:07.000 Oh, oh, oh, what is that?
01:12:08.000 Say, OK, how so?
01:12:10.000 What's wrong with that?
01:12:12.000 What's wrong with my statement?
01:12:14.000 When people say things like, oh, biology is a social constant, we all know that.
01:12:18.000 Why?
01:12:21.000 You just made a reductive statement in trying to claim that I was reductive.
01:12:24.000 See how that works?
01:12:25.000 Why is it wrong?
01:12:26.000 And this is also why I have a problem with the right when people say that Tommy Robinson was sent to a 70% Muslim population prison.
01:12:33.000 This was reported widely by several different sources.
01:12:37.000 We had an article almost printed up on the website, and we said, hold on, hold on.
01:12:40.000 Reg the Beast, our researcher, and Sven Computer, we said, let's make sure, because I'm seeing these sources, but they're actually just constantly being licked back to the same sources.
01:12:50.000 And it turned out it wasn't true.
01:12:51.000 Thank God we didn't publish it.
01:12:54.000 The truth should be enough!
01:12:55.000 This is why I have such a problem to grind with the conspiratorial right who say, by any means necessary, and they just want to lie.
01:13:02.000 No!
01:13:02.000 No, that doesn't help at all either.
01:13:04.000 Because then you give them some ammo.
01:13:06.000 It's not the truth will set you free like some stupid trope that people are like, the truth will set you free!
01:13:11.000 That's not what I'm saying.
01:13:13.000 But the truth, in this case, is enough.
01:13:16.000 And then when you state the truth and they tell you it's reductive, well guess what the burden is on them to prove to you why it's wrong?
01:13:21.000 Sometimes the truth, by its very nature, is reductive.
01:13:25.000 That's why it's the truth.
01:13:27.000 Certainly absolute truth.
01:13:29.000 Absolute truth is the definition of reductive.
01:13:33.000 Let me give you some other truths that are absolute truths that are reductive.
01:13:38.000 I'm getting tired.
01:13:39.000 My brain's getting reductive.
01:13:42.000 Firebomb them!
01:13:43.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:13:44.000 Please don't firebomb me!
01:13:46.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:13:48.000 I raped a kid!
01:13:49.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:13:51.000 Don't rape that kid!
01:13:52.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:13:54.000 This is YouTube policy!
01:13:55.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:13:57.000 We're following YouTube policy!
01:13:59.000 That's pretty absolute!
01:14:01.000 We changed our policy.
01:14:02.000 We're gonna unemploy all of your staff.
01:14:03.000 That seems pretty absolute.
01:14:05.000 So when people try to tell you there's no absolute truth, they're usually doing so in telling you through some form of absolute truth, which, surprise, is reductive.
01:14:12.000 We're at the point right now where you cannot allow them to push you off a cliff.
01:14:16.000 So prepare.
01:14:17.000 Be the pig who builds his house out of brick.
01:14:19.000 If you need a half-Asian or you need a lawyer with a lot of consonants in his last name, get ready, because it's coming.
01:14:25.000 Do not allow them to push you off that cliff.
01:14:28.000 Because sometimes you can predict that they're going to push you off the cliff, like Tommy Robinson.
01:14:30.000 Guess what they do?
01:14:31.000 They push you off the cliff.
01:14:33.000 Stop.
01:14:34.000 Get your heels.
01:14:35.000 Get your Mexican-style cowboy heels ready if you need to.
01:14:38.000 Think of it as an acne cartoon before the end of that cliff, because once you're off, you are gone.
01:14:44.000 And then start pushing back as hard as you possibly can because the scary part is now they're not even trying to hide it.
01:14:51.000 They just say, that's reductive.
01:14:52.000 They just make a statement and assume you're gonna skim over it.
01:14:55.000 Don't skim over it.
01:14:56.000 Right now is the time to dig your heels and look at what they're doing.
01:15:00.000 It is terrifying.
01:15:01.000 I wish I could be inspiring.
01:15:02.000 I wish I could tell you that I wake up in a cold sweat when I see stuff like this.
01:15:07.000 It's that bad out there.
01:15:09.000 You've got to do something.
01:15:10.000 That's why I say I've changed my mind.
01:15:11.000 Keep quiet.
01:15:12.000 Keep your head down.
01:15:13.000 Keep yourself safe.
01:15:14.000 No.
01:15:15.000 There is not going to be a tomorrow as far as freedom of speech.
01:15:17.000 There will not be a tomorrow as far as you being able to fight back.
01:15:20.000 You are going to go off the cliff if you don't fight right now.
01:15:25.000 Hopefully you had fun though.
01:15:25.000 It's going to be a really funny show on Monday where Sven goes into the LGBTQAA pay festival.
01:15:29.000 They almost kick his ass.