Louder with Crowder - #366 THE SJW PLAYBOOK EXPOSED! Dinesh D’Souza and Nicole Arbour | Louder With Crowder

00:00:00.000 Well I live most of my life out on YouTube with only a little channel, a handful of subscribers.

00:00:16.000 I reckon they didn't like me on the platform, run be it.

00:00:21.000 Back then it was mostly just me uploading short videos and me talking to my camera.

00:00:28.000 I ain't had nothing but a bed sheet, a camera, a couple of microphones down there.

00:00:34.000 Well back then the Young Turks used to make quite a bit of sport of me.

00:00:40.000 They teased me quite a bit.

00:00:43.000 I got to the point where I could feed hopper cheese and biscuits four times a week, but mostly I just sat out there making videos on my channel.

00:00:55.000 Well, one night I was doing much of nothing, just staring at the YouTube.

00:01:01.000 Searching on a PragerU video for the Electoral College.

00:01:07.000 All I could find was some nerd trying to make up tutorials in my suggested feed.

00:01:14.000 So I logged into my YouTube account to see what was wrong with it.

00:01:20.000 Turns out every video had been put in restricted.

00:01:25.000 I haven't been unsubscribed from Lighter with Crowder, my favorite channel.

00:01:30.000 I had to re-subscribe quite a bit.

00:01:35.000 But even when I did, I didn't receive no notifications.

00:01:40.000 Had to hit the bell three times.

00:01:44.000 But then I ain't seen nothing but Trevor Knoll videos in my suggested feed.

00:01:52.000 But then I'd just seen Red.

00:01:57.000 I hired myself a half-Asian lawyer.

00:01:59.000 Some people think he's half-Mexican and he's half-Asian.

00:02:05.000 Got all my little shaped eyes and hair that stick out straight out the side of his head.

00:02:10.000 Don't matter how he cut it, I reckon.

00:02:14.000 He'd just puff out like that, black as pitch.

00:02:18.000 Because he's half-Asian and whatnot. 0.96

00:02:22.000 Well, I had my little builder go on in and talk with YouTube's top lawyers and parlay with them about our questions on my channel.

00:02:33.000 But they didn't answer none of it.

00:02:37.000 Not the restrictions and monetizations.

00:02:41.000 They just kept asking us to spend more money on advertising and streaming.

00:02:45.000 What'd you do Tranny Bane for?

00:02:47.000 What'd you do Tranny Bane for?

00:02:52.000 I reckon that made me madder than the whole notification business.

00:02:55.000 So I had Bill Richmond.

00:03:00.000 He's half Asian.

00:03:01.000 Some people think he's half Mexican.

00:03:03.000 He's half Asian.

00:03:06.000 I had him walk right on into Susan Wojcicki's office at YouTube.

00:03:13.000 Sure.

00:03:16.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

00:03:46.000 ♪♪♪ That's called a father-in-law at a wedding.

00:04:05.000 Ooh.

00:04:08.000 Sorry, Dad.

00:04:10.000 Um, I've seen... It is.

00:04:11.000 I've seen... Not only fathers, but uncles and grand... It's like at a wedding.

00:04:14.000 There's something that happens... Don't trust the uncles to do that.

00:04:16.000 Do not trust the uncles.

00:04:17.000 It's called alcohol.

00:04:18.000 You don't.

00:04:19.000 No, it's not.

00:04:21.000 I have teetotaling relatives.

00:04:24.000 When was that ever okay?

00:04:26.000 For me, it's the alcohol.

00:04:27.000 Open bars.

00:04:28.000 Yes, well, for you, it's always the alcohol.

00:04:30.000 Alright, we have great guests today.

00:04:31.000 We have Nicole Arbor on.

00:04:32.000 Boom.

00:04:32.000 We have Dinesh D'Souza on.

00:04:34.000 We were going to have Artie Lange on, but, uh, well, it didn't work out.

00:04:40.000 We're going to have him on next week.

00:04:42.000 Obviously, this comes as no surprise, so that'll probably be a pre-tape.

00:04:49.000 This was a pre-tape with Nicole Arbour because of... Boobs. 1.00

00:04:54.000 Sling mug... What?

00:04:56.000 Because of Sling Mug Club. 0.94

00:04:59.000 Alright, listen, before we move on, first off, question of the day.

00:05:02.000 Have you found that debate, because we'll be getting into this, a clip from The Rebel, which I think is emblematic of how the left debates.

00:05:07.000 Have you found...

00:05:08.000 That debating with progressives has become easier and easier thanks to the talking points now becoming so predictable.

00:05:14.000 And in a follow-up, put a percentage on it.

00:05:16.000 I'd like to hear from you.

00:05:17.000 We often hear about the radical left and finding the center.

00:05:19.000 What percentage of today's Democrats would you put under sort of the classical JFK liberal versus perpetual victim complex progressive today?

00:05:26.000 Give a percentage point, let me know, because I think they're a significant majority.

00:05:29.000 And when you're a majority, You're no longer radical fringe as it relates to the progressive wing!

00:05:33.000 All right! 0.55

00:05:34.000 Producing the main video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay. 1.00

00:05:36.000 Follow him on Twitter, not gay Jared. 1.00

00:05:36.000 Meet at his crib with your comments, your thoughts, your photoshops. 1.00

00:05:39.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

00:05:40.000 Are you good?

00:05:40.000 I'm good.

00:05:41.000 And we have Ed G. Morgan, Jr.

00:05:41.000 I appreciate it.

00:05:43.000 Ed G. Morgan.

00:05:43.000 I do.

00:05:43.000 He's here.

00:05:44.000 What's the wine of the day?

00:05:45.000 K the Creator.

00:05:46.000 Look at that picture.

00:05:47.000 K the Creator?

00:05:47.000 Bob Marley or something.

00:05:49.000 What is that?

00:05:50.000 No, that looks like the singer from Korn.

00:05:52.000 Maybe.

00:05:52.000 And Brodigan, at Brodigan.

00:05:54.000 Now, Brodigan is filling in here temporarily.

00:05:57.000 You were my first hire, actually, at louderwithcreditor.com.

00:05:59.000 Yes, I have seniority.

00:06:00.000 So how long have we worked together?

00:06:03.000 God, I think it was since 87.

00:06:06.000 Has it been five years?

00:06:07.000 About five years, yeah.

00:06:07.000 Five, six years, yeah.

00:06:08.000 And people, you can send him your stories.

00:06:10.000 At Brodigan, he's often the one who gets us stories going in the morning.

00:06:13.000 And he just happened to be in town.

00:06:15.000 Also, Cockburn is something that he's...

00:06:17.000 It's a story that is a real story.

00:06:22.000 I knew it!

00:06:28.000 to get all...

00:06:29.000 So, you'll wonder if this will all make sense or not later on.

00:06:31.000 Nicole Arbor and Nesta Sousa coming...

00:06:33.000 He said, I don't like that lead-in one bit. 0.97

00:06:37.000 I just got out of the clink to escape the cock burn. 0.87

00:06:41.000 Um... 0.59

00:06:42.000 Okay, in other news, before we get to that, university researchers have apparently run

00:06:50.000 out of things to research.

00:06:52.000 A new study suggests that people are racist against black household robots.

00:06:57.000 It comes from Spectrum WALL-E, I guess, as a website says.

00:06:57.000 Aw, what?

00:07:01.000 The findings of a new study suggest that people perceive robots with anthropomorphic features to have race.

00:07:07.000 And as a result, the same race-related prejudices is a prejudice Uh, that humans extend to robots.

00:07:14.000 Well, you know what?

00:07:15.000 Maybe if they weren't so lippy.

00:07:17.000 She's very superficial, tearing down the walls. 1.00

00:07:22.000 Hey, Roomba, do you think you could keep it down a little bit? 1.00

00:07:26.000 Shut the f**k up! 1.00

00:07:31.000 You're bullsh**ting! 1.00

00:07:33.000 Well, f**k, I ain't getting in there! 1.00

00:07:36.000 Alexa ain't got nothing on me! 1.00

00:07:42.000 That really doesn't seem like you should have it.

00:07:43.000 I'm not saying my Google Home has a race, but it refuses to play any other Jimmy Buffett.

00:07:48.000 No matter how many times I ask for Killer Mike, it's just Margaritaville on a loop.

00:07:53.000 The race is college dropout. 0.93

00:07:57.000 You had a point about this broadening.

00:07:59.000 I don't think so.

00:08:00.000 I don't know.

00:08:01.000 I don't see shades of black and white.

00:08:03.000 Only shades of what's going to rise up and kill us one day.

00:08:05.000 That's the T2 thing for you right there.

00:08:07.000 There it is.

00:08:08.000 It's going to be self-aware at some point.

00:08:11.000 Affirmative.

00:08:11.000 Action.

00:08:12.000 Listen, that was my favorite movie as a kid.

00:08:14.000 Turning our attention to Hollywood, Ryan Reynolds is attached to a revision of the film Home Alone.

00:08:18.000 This one's called Stoned Alone, centering around new guests at a pothead, though actually it seems the title might need to be renamed as to not confuse it with the Saudi Arabian holiday cult classic Wherein a Woman Drove by Herself.

00:08:32.000 It's basically just a cross between Baby Driver and Not Without My Daughter.

00:08:36.000 And Stoning of Soraya M. Yes.

00:08:38.000 All of the above.

00:08:39.000 It's fun for the whole family!

00:08:41.000 Such an advanced culture.

00:08:42.000 So the film centers around a twenty-something weed-growing loser who misses the plane for his holiday ski trip.

00:08:48.000 First to answer the casting call was Macaulay Culkin because he does that!

00:08:51.000 That's what he thinks.

00:08:53.000 Look at that, look at that.

00:08:54.000 There's no way Michael Jackson did not have something to do with this.

00:08:56.000 No, no.

00:08:57.000 You got a piece of that.

00:08:59.000 He touched him in a way that he will never... Hey, everybody outside the coal mine!

00:09:03.000 Oh, it was very easy!

00:09:04.000 Where's your parents?

00:09:07.000 Ever since Home Alone 2, I've been preparing for this role.

00:09:09.000 I'm ready!

00:09:11.000 Ever since Home Alone 1, he's been preparing.

00:09:11.000 Bring me back.

00:09:14.000 He was locked into the Home Alone 2 contract, I think, pretty early.

00:09:16.000 Hey, do you remember Brock Turner?

00:09:18.000 Because I didn't.

00:09:19.000 Does everyone here remember Brock Turner?

00:09:20.000 Yeah, I remember.

00:09:22.000 Convicted of sexual assault, for those who don't know.

00:09:23.000 His lawyer is now claiming that he only engaged in, quote, outercourse.

00:09:30.000 Not intercourse.

00:09:31.000 What is the point of that?

00:09:33.000 Well, okay, people.

00:09:34.000 This is how it's described from People Magazine.

00:09:36.000 The lawyer defined outercourse as sexual activity while clothed that can be considered a form of safe sex.

00:09:42.000 Way to put a spin on it.

00:09:43.000 And then he said that Turner, quote, didn't intend to rape the victim. 0.97

00:09:48.000 Which, to be fair, I guess we're doing the definition of is, but it isn't as bad as intercourse, which of course is sex between galaxies. 0.99

00:09:54.000 And then Christopher Nolan has secured the rights to insepthecourse, which is sex within a sex within a handjob. 0.99

00:10:00.000 And then walls go like this, and there's rape somewhere. 0.99

00:10:03.000 Also known as a casting call with Harvey Weinstein.

00:10:06.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:10:08.000 That is the dumbest, I mean obviously you're talking about rape, so I'm not making fun of that, but that's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 1.00

00:10:12.000 Outercourse? 1.00

00:10:13.000 What kind of balls do you have to have to claim that it's your defense? 0.96

00:10:16.000 Apparently it doesn't matter because you're wearing jeans anyway, so it's irrelevant. 0.99

00:10:20.000 I cannot believe it.

00:10:21.000 This is a transcript.

00:10:23.000 Imagine going forward in a court and being like, no, no, no, no, your honor!

00:10:28.000 It was out of course!

00:10:29.000 That is where my client was merely dry-humping her leg against her will! 0.67

00:10:35.000 Simple battery.

00:10:36.000 It's like, if you were to create a sleazy lawyer who will say anything, you would create this guy.

00:10:42.000 Yeah, this is what he'd say.

00:10:43.000 Yes.

00:10:44.000 It's attorney outercourse.

00:10:47.000 Does it hold water?

00:10:49.000 I don't know.

00:10:49.000 But all I did was hump a leg.

00:10:52.000 The question is, like the three months that Barack was in prison, how much outercourse did he get?

00:10:56.000 Yeah.

00:10:58.000 Let's see if he splits the definition.

00:11:00.000 Yes.

00:11:00.000 Literally.

00:11:00.000 That's Shawshank Course.

00:11:02.000 So in a related story, a man who has no penis Has admitted to assaulting two women who thought they were having sex with him. 0.98

00:11:16.000 While he instead was using inanimate objects with the lights off. 0.97

00:11:22.000 This comes from the Telegraph.

00:11:27.000 The red quote is where fiscal depute Cockburn told the court that the man had been in a relationship with two women. 0.99

00:11:38.000 Another quote, one of the women believed she was being penetrated by his penis. 0.99

00:11:43.000 The accused did not have a penis. 1.00

00:11:43.000 Period. 1.00

00:11:50.000 You must have quit, said depute actually named Cockburn.

00:12:00.000 You've been laughing about this all day, but actually when it comes to the work on The Force, Cockburn's no joke.

00:12:10.000 Detective, we now have two cases in two weeks of women being sexually accosted, sir.

00:12:14.000 All right.

00:12:16.000 Better just send this on down to Special Victims Unit.

00:12:18.000 There's only one problem, sir.

00:12:20.000 It's the assailant. 0.99

00:12:22.000 He didn't have a c**k. Oh my god. 0.99

00:12:27.000 That means there's only one choice. 1.00

00:12:29.000 We need to bring in the Cockburns. 1.00

00:12:30.000 Sir!

00:12:31.000 With all due respect, Cockburn's too close to this, sir!

00:12:33.000 Cockburn's had enough! 0.99

00:12:34.000 Dammit, I'll tell you when Cockburn's had enough! 0.98

00:12:36.000 You may not like Cockburn, you may not like the methods, you may not even like the fact that Cockburn will push you to your limits just to find out what they are. 0.99

00:12:44.000 But my god, there's no one better for this case than Cockburn. 1.00

00:12:48.000 And the only reason you're still standing here is because you know it, you son of a bitch! 1.00

00:12:51.000 Sir, I don't think it's a good idea, not since Oakland- I know about Oakland, don't you think I know about that? 1.00

00:12:56.000 But sir, Cockburn's wife was killed by a cockless man! 0.60

00:12:59.000 Come over here, Deputy. 1.00

00:13:01.000 If you want to have a job in my precinct, you keep your f***ing mouth shut about Oakland or you'll be selling cigarettes out of a bodega on 8th and Wacker between being a hobo's play toy so fast it'll make your head spin, do you hear me? 0.99

00:13:12.000 I wouldn't call on Cockburn unless absolutely necessary. 0.98

00:13:16.000 My God, when you're out there with cockless monsters roaming these streets with no end in sight, and you need the best damn person for this hyper-specific niche milieu, you thank the sweet Lord Jesus that someone exists out there like Cockburn. 0.96

00:13:32.000 Yes, Commissioner? 0.98

00:13:34.000 Get Cockburn sobered up.

00:13:37.000 We have no choice now.

00:13:39.000 Oh, that was a long time.

00:13:47.000 All right.

00:13:48.000 You can't make these things.

00:13:49.000 Well, no, we did.

00:13:50.000 We did.

00:13:51.000 We made it all up.

00:13:52.000 That's not a real show.

00:13:54.000 It's not a real film, in case you didn't know.

00:13:56.000 No.

00:13:56.000 Can you imagine him going and buying said inanimate objects at the adult stores?

00:14:00.000 And it's like, give me something that won't raise any eyebrows in the dark.

00:14:03.000 The story's not clear.

00:14:04.000 The story's not clear if he bought those objects.

00:14:06.000 Well, what do you think it was?

00:14:09.000 It could be a plastic sword.

00:14:11.000 The point is with this, honestly, usually if someone is sexually accosting someone, he is the person.

00:14:16.000 They're standing something to gain.

00:14:20.000 He's just like, ha ha ha!

00:14:21.000 I'll pleasure all of them with none of my own! 0.95

00:14:25.000 It's the perfect crime!

00:14:27.000 Can I convict this person?

00:14:29.000 At the pitch meeting in between, you know, needing oxygen, if you read the story, the guy had a very well-thought-out plan to hide the fact that he never peed his pants.

00:14:38.000 Wait, what was this?

00:14:40.000 I mean, like, the lights always had to be off.

00:14:43.000 No one could look him in the eye.

00:14:44.000 Look him in the eye?

00:14:47.000 Don't look me in the eye!

00:14:49.000 Or my hands!

00:14:49.000 Don't gaze upon them!

00:14:50.000 You'll lose all your strength!

00:14:54.000 She's like, uh, here, how about this one?

00:14:56.000 No, that's too big.

00:14:57.000 It's a very, it is a very bizarre crime.

00:15:00.000 I'm going to invade the bank's safety deposit box and give them all my coins! 0.99

00:15:07.000 Oh my gosh, that's gotta be the dumbest thing that ever happened. 0.99

00:15:09.000 You'll never catch me now, Cockburn! 1.00

00:15:14.000 Cockbird always gets her man. 1.00

00:15:16.000 You and your partner Vag Hunt will never get this.

00:15:20.000 This is a real story. 0.99

00:15:21.000 You'll never see two gay guys trying to pull this off. 1.00

00:15:23.000 I mean, you really, I don't think it would work the same.

00:15:25.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:26.000 I don't think it was.

00:15:26.000 Which by the way, I found out, we talked about this, I guess Patrick Stewart is not gay.

00:15:29.000 What?

00:15:30.000 A lot of people thought he was gay with Ian.

00:15:32.000 Garrett thought he was gay.

00:15:32.000 He was like, he still was not convinced.

00:15:34.000 By him and Ian McKellen.

00:15:35.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:15:36.000 Which is funny because Ian McKellen seems way less gay. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Yeah.

00:15:39.000 You know what, if they actually were to ever, for example, you know what it would take for them to become an actual gay couple?

00:15:47.000 Just Patrick Stewart saying yes.

00:15:48.000 That's it.

00:15:49.000 On the front of every magazine, they're Hollywood's hottest couple.

00:15:51.000 People get mad, it's like, what are you saying?

00:15:53.000 Yeah, I'm saying that men are just so animalistic in their sexual urges, and you remove one part of that equation, which is a curse. 0.99

00:15:59.000 Yeah, gay people, it's just a party of yes. 0.98

00:16:02.000 Yeah, as opposed to lesbian couples where it's a party of, I have a headache. 1.00

00:16:05.000 A lot of aspirin, they go through it, they get the Costco problem.

00:16:10.000 Come on, be sensitive.

00:16:12.000 I think that goes against, for some reason in guys' heads, we think of guys and guys and we're like, oh, that's incredibly gross, right?

00:16:18.000 And then for some reason, the general public, not me, When you think about two girls, you're like, ah, it seems plausible.

00:16:23.000 It's two hot chicks. 1.00

00:16:24.000 I don't think so.

00:16:25.000 And that's actually the opposite of what happens.

00:16:26.000 That doesn't, you know, that's one thing, obviously, to me, is I've just never been.

00:16:29.000 I'm not into it.

00:16:29.000 It's simple mathematics.

00:16:31.000 People like, they're like four boobs. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Four boobs are better than two. 1.00

00:16:33.000 That's what it is.

00:16:34.000 Always better than two.

00:16:36.000 Always better than two.

00:16:36.000 I take three boobs with an explanation!

00:16:39.000 That's all it is!

00:16:40.000 You're way more forgiving than I am.

00:16:41.000 You're over-analyzing it. 0.92

00:16:42.000 Just men like seeing breasts. 1.00

00:16:43.000 Get your ass to Moz. 1.00

00:16:45.000 Sorry, Madison. 1.00

00:16:45.000 We have a girl who works with us now in the office. 1.00

00:16:47.000 Sorry, Madison.

00:16:48.000 But I'm pretty sure we didn't let the cat out of the bag.

00:16:50.000 Lawsuit!

00:16:53.000 Alright, so we're gonna move on to this.

00:16:54.000 This comes to us from the Rebel. 0.81

00:16:57.000 I highly recommend that you go watch the entire clip.

00:16:58.000 Before that, by the way, hit our notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean anything anymore.

00:17:03.000 And join MugClub.

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00:17:07.000 And livestreams, if you don't, you can livestream every Thursday here on YouTube at 8 p.m.

00:17:12.000 Eastern.

00:17:12.000 Anyway.

00:17:13.000 Nice! 0.94

00:17:13.000 So, this comes from The Rebel. 0.94

00:17:14.000 Please go watch the whole video for context.

00:17:17.000 I just thought it was very good.

00:17:18.000 It was perfect to crystallize the techniques, the tactics that the left use right now when it comes to debating.

00:17:23.000 And mainly there are five and you've heard us talk about them, but we wanted to take a video and give you a play-by-play just in case there were any doubts.

00:17:30.000 So, let's go to the first clip where right away this person, by the way, this is after the Toronto, to set the context, after the Toronto shooting.

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:37.000 Not a lot of news about this for people who don't know.

00:17:39.000 It was a big shooting.

00:17:40.000 I think 16 people were shot finally.

00:17:42.000 Oh, wow.

00:17:43.000 Do we know how many people died?

00:17:44.000 Did it ever change?

00:17:45.000 I'm not sure.

00:17:45.000 Last I heard, two.

00:17:46.000 Last I heard, two.

00:17:47.000 Okay, that's why I heard two, because you never know.

00:17:49.000 Obviously, some tragedies happen.

00:17:50.000 But after that, one reporter for The Rebel went and spoke about, obviously, the Muslim tie.

00:17:56.000 So right away, this lady freaks out and goes to progressive tactic. 1.00

00:18:00.000 Number one, before the clip, the number one technique they use is, of course, accuse racism.

00:18:06.000 And she, just go to clip. 1.00

00:18:08.000 This is a moment for our community.

00:18:09.000 Can you please not descend into racist things right now?

00:18:13.000 I'm sorry, what did I say that was racist?

00:18:14.000 I'm sorry, this is not what Canada is about.

00:18:16.000 Canada is not about racism.

00:18:18.000 The rebel is a racist source of news.

00:18:21.000 Okay.

00:18:22.000 I love the fact that she started with, like, still on the phone with her friend.

00:18:25.000 Yes.

00:18:25.000 Like, I have to call you back.

00:18:26.000 I gotta go.

00:18:27.000 On the phone with her friend while she has kids there with objects that could be easily swallowed.

00:18:31.000 Like, I'm sorry, I'm actually doing sudoku while my child plays with a plastic bag over his head.

00:18:36.000 I have things to do.

00:18:37.000 So, in record time, too, by the way, the racism.

00:18:40.000 And we know this.

00:18:40.000 I don't really even need to go over this a whole bunch.

00:18:42.000 It's a tool that's used to actually bring you into their number two technique, which we'll get to in a second.

00:18:46.000 But first, here's what's important.

00:18:48.000 Why did she accuse this reporter?

00:18:50.000 Again, go watch the whole video at The Rebel.

00:18:51.000 It's up here on YouTube, or I think rebel.media.

00:18:54.000 Why'd she accuse him of being racist?

00:18:55.000 Here's exactly why.

00:18:56.000 Did I say anything that was racist?

00:18:58.000 Yes, you asked if the shooter had visited ISIS websites.

00:19:03.000 That is not okay.

00:19:03.000 No, I said CBS in the U.S.

00:19:05.000 This is not okay.

00:19:06.000 I said CBS in the U.S.

00:19:08.000 CBS is reporting that.

00:19:18.000 Yes!

00:19:18.000 By the way, ISIS even took credit for it!

00:19:20.000 So it doesn't sound like they were too far off base.

00:19:22.000 No!

00:19:23.000 At least potentially, right?

00:19:24.000 No, you never know.

00:19:25.000 You can't always go by what ISIS takes credit for.

00:19:27.000 No, no, no, that's definitely true.

00:19:28.000 If anyone kills anybody, ISIS is like, yeah, he was one of our draft picks! 1.00

00:19:33.000 It's a total count over two?

00:19:35.000 Yeah.

00:19:35.000 We had an option contract.

00:19:37.000 No, what really pisses me off about this is if you watch it from the beginning, he's very politely asking these questions.

00:19:42.000 He asked a separate question about motive and then said, hey, here's what's being reported.

00:19:48.000 What do you think?

00:19:49.000 And this lady, who is absolutely not a part of the conversation, leans in, still on the cell phone. 0.93

00:19:53.000 Oh, they're talking about some racist stuff.

00:19:55.000 Hold on.

00:19:55.000 I got to chime in because people think my opinion's valued.

00:19:58.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:19:59.000 She's a horrible human being. 1.00

00:20:01.000 And this brings us to the method number two I was talking about. 0.98

00:20:03.000 The next thing that she does, and we see this from the progressive left, is tell you you have no right to speak.

00:20:07.000 They just try to deny your right to speak completely.

00:20:09.000 We see her do that multiple times throughout the video.

00:20:11.000 Don't come here.

00:20:12.000 The rebel, really?

00:20:13.000 You don't need to be here right now.

00:20:15.000 And this, you are not in my community.

00:20:17.000 You can leave now.

00:20:18.000 You so-called medias!

00:20:19.000 Well, I need to not be here.

00:20:21.000 Based on whose authority?

00:20:23.000 Get the hell out of here! 1.00

00:20:24.000 You have no business being here with your racist crap! 1.00

00:20:27.000 Get your racist crap out of my community! 1.00

00:20:29.000 Get it out now! 1.00

00:20:30.000 Was that the Somali pirate from Captain Philip playing back there?

00:20:33.000 He's looking good!

00:20:34.000 He put on a few pounds!

00:20:35.000 Looking for a 15 pounder.

00:20:36.000 Look at me!

00:20:37.000 I'm not the hero this Toronto needs.

00:20:39.000 But the one it deserves.

00:20:41.000 Your Toronto belongs to me!

00:20:42.000 Rob Ford is gone.

00:20:44.000 I am the captain now.

00:20:46.000 I am the Dark Knight now.

00:20:47.000 Where's his crack? 0.99

00:20:50.000 By the way, this is just not necessarily a point, but just for complete bonus stupidity and insanity, this is the kind of argument that only the insane rant about. 1.00

00:20:58.000 The rebel is a racist source of news. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Because we're asking people their opinion of mass shooting?

00:21:04.000 And the mass shooting, what does the mass shooting have to do with a man that visits?

00:21:07.000 Like, come on.

00:21:08.000 Come on, man.

00:21:08.000 What does it have to do with a man who didn't finish that sentence?

00:21:11.000 Why should I need to?

00:21:13.000 Because you started that sentence.

00:21:15.000 Because the sentence makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

00:21:18.000 You put words together to make a phrase that confuses people who are not retarded. 0.95

00:21:25.000 It's like... 0.75

00:21:26.000 Flip microwave toaster bagel!

00:21:29.000 Wait, what'd you mean by that?

00:21:30.000 Why should I have to explain it?

00:21:31.000 I shouldn't have to tell you!

00:21:33.000 Because I want to know if I need to call the EMTs if you have a stroke. 0.99

00:21:36.000 Racist! 0.98

00:21:37.000 On air! 0.98

00:21:38.000 Foam!

00:21:39.000 What?

00:21:41.000 Dumpster fire!

00:21:44.000 So, this brings us... It's a perfect example.

00:21:49.000 It's just the left, they don't want to deal in reality.

00:21:51.000 And I don't know if she even believes what she's saying. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Or if she's just that stupid. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Or if she's so dogmatic that she doesn't realize she's that stupid. 1.00

00:21:57.000 It's like the stupid liberal chicken and egg. 1.00

00:21:59.000 Is it the chicken? 1.00

00:22:00.000 Is it the egg?

00:22:01.000 She's just following chicken liberal, Toronto Mayor, who instead, by the way, used this exact same tragedy to immediately pivot to gun control.

00:22:09.000 You've heard me ask the question of why anybody would need to buy 10 or 20 guns, which they can lawfully do under the present laws.

00:22:16.000 And that leads to another question we need to discuss.

00:22:20.000 Why does anyone in this city need to have a gun at all?

00:22:24.000 And I know even answering that question won't fully eliminate tragedies like this, but even if we can prevent one of these incidents, then in my view it is a discussion

00:22:33.000 worth having.

00:22:34.000 Thanks for watching.

00:22:55.000 You're just shifting numbers around!

00:22:57.000 Now they have to walk around like a riot.

00:22:59.000 I mean, the fact that there's a guy who may or may not be ISIS, because we don't know.

00:23:03.000 Right.

00:23:04.000 You need four guns in case the first three miss.

00:23:06.000 Yes, exactly! 0.73

00:23:08.000 And then one to pistol butt him for good measure.

00:23:12.000 While he's out.

00:23:13.000 Now this is the kind of derangement, and I do mean derangement, that leads to tweets like this from Toronto Novelist and I think Vice Writer, who wanted to put a ban, quote, on white men. 0.93

00:23:21.000 Just because he's looking for a reason to be crazy. 0.91

00:23:23.000 And this was before they found out he was a Muslim. 0.94

00:23:25.000 Right? 0.99

00:23:26.000 It was, let's put a ban on white men. 0.97

00:23:27.000 Until we figured this out. 0.83

00:23:28.000 Because it's Canada, so they assume it's a white male.

00:23:31.000 To be fair.

00:23:31.000 That's a roll of the dice.

00:23:33.000 Okay, you don't necessarily need a lucky blow on that.

00:23:36.000 You're probably rolling up snake eyes, but yeah.

00:23:37.000 Because historically, that's what white men tend to do. 0.93

00:23:40.000 We tend to join ISIS and go blow things up in the name of Allah, right? 1.00

00:23:43.000 That makes perfect sense to me.

00:23:44.000 Real quick, I want to go back to one thing that he said.

00:23:45.000 He's like, if we can even prevent one Yeah, exactly.

00:23:49.000 If we can prevent one of these, it's a conversation.

00:23:50.000 No, it's not. 1.00

00:23:51.000 No, that's the stupidest thing. 1.00

00:23:52.000 Freedom is messy. 1.00

00:23:52.000 That's a really lazy argument. 1.00

00:23:53.000 When did you think freedom was going to, and yeah, I know you don't quite have the same kind of freedom, obviously, not even close in Canada, but for here, it's messy.

00:23:59.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:00.000 If we could even prevent one death by banning every single private pool, would you not do it?

00:24:07.000 Especially.

00:24:07.000 Why don't you care about dead AIDS?

00:24:08.000 We can prevent one forest fire.

00:24:11.000 If we could prevent one robber from dying in your kiddie pool in the front yard.

00:24:15.000 If we could prevent one transgender suicide, not the 41% attempts, just the 1% by telling them that they're actually a man. 0.99

00:24:24.000 My God.

00:24:25.000 Why wouldn't you do it?

00:24:26.000 Where's Cockburn?

00:24:27.000 Anyway, this was...

00:24:28.000 Where do you need him?

00:24:29.000 Bring in Cockburn. 0.99

00:24:30.000 Dammit, where's Cockburn? 0.99

00:24:31.000 When do you need him? 1.00

00:24:32.000 He is effective, but my he is tardy.

00:24:33.000 Which brings us to the technique they use in the next point, using the mob mentality.

00:24:41.000 We've talked about this.

00:24:42.000 The left uses this quite a bit, the power of the audience to try and intimidate you,

00:24:46.000 again, into silence.

00:24:47.000 If they haven't just denied your right to speak, you can't speak.

00:24:49.000 You know what?

00:24:50.000 Now we're going to bring in other people, hopefully intimidate you into not speaking.

00:24:53.000 So right here, it's bring in the reinforcements.

00:24:57.000 Community, US doesn't know anything about this community.

00:24:59.000 So this is Danforth.

00:25:01.000 This is our city.

00:25:02.000 This is our city.

00:25:03.000 You need to not be here.

00:25:04.000 Here's the thing.

00:25:05.000 What?

00:25:06.000 I need to not be here.

00:25:07.000 Based on whose authority?

00:25:09.000 Based on my authority, because I live here.

00:25:11.000 Do you?

00:25:14.000 Okay, it's like she hadn't even thought about the answer.

00:25:17.000 What?

00:25:18.000 What?

00:25:18.000 I mean, can you get deputized in Toronto just by living there?

00:25:21.000 Yes, exactly.

00:25:22.000 Look, I love this guy in the background.

00:25:23.000 Like, he's like, this is my moment! 0.98

00:25:24.000 And he walks up and he's fumbling through his words and he goes back to her and he's like, crap! 0.94

00:25:28.000 No, come back! 0.96

00:25:29.000 He's grabbing the mic. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Damn it, black man, you failed us! 1.00

00:25:32.000 I'm black and in Canada! 1.00

00:25:33.000 Talk to me!

00:25:33.000 It's essential when people talk about enlisting the white knight.

00:25:36.000 In this case, black knight.

00:25:37.000 It's just coming right in.

00:25:40.000 And this is so funny to me too.

00:25:41.000 This is our story.

00:25:43.000 This is not America's story. 0.65

00:25:44.000 Oh really?

00:25:44.000 So there was nothing about Demi Lovato on Canadian news?

00:25:48.000 All of your stories are American stories.

00:25:50.000 Occasionally you do something so screwed up that you make international news. 0.97

00:25:55.000 It doesn't mean that we don't get to cover it, dummy. 0.91

00:25:59.000 It's like Captain Phillips Pirate didn't think it through.

00:26:01.000 Alright, by the way, here's just some crazy bonus footage.

00:26:03.000 Again, because we figured we had to include it.

00:26:06.000 You prefer a communist society?

00:26:08.000 I prefer a socialist society, yes I do.

00:26:09.000 Like in Venezuela perhaps?

00:26:11.000 North Korea? 0.67

00:26:12.000 Cuba?

00:26:14.000 I'm naming all the socialists. 0.99

00:26:16.000 You're descending into your own hell right now. 0.98

00:26:18.000 Listen.

00:26:19.000 These are hell holes, I agree with you.

00:26:21.000 Hell holes!

00:26:22.000 Now you're quoting Trump.

00:26:23.000 Lovely.

00:26:24.000 That was perfect.

00:26:25.000 Perfect.

00:26:26.000 He did a different kind of hole.

00:26:28.000 Quoting Trump is the best thing you could have ever done for yourself.

00:26:32.000 Way to go.

00:26:33.000 That was priceless.

00:26:35.000 Way to go.

00:26:35.000 I'm done here.

00:26:36.000 If you say so. 0.99

00:26:38.000 You quoted Trump, therefore you're done here because I said that Trump was racist and you are and now you're a racist quoting another racist. 0.97

00:26:38.000 You have to be done. 0.97

00:26:45.000 It's like incept-a-racist.

00:26:48.000 Which brings us to their top Number four technique.

00:26:51.000 We all know this playing victim. 0.98

00:26:52.000 So we say, okay, you're a racist. 0.97

00:26:54.000 You have no right to speak. 1.00

00:26:55.000 Let's bring in the mob to intimidate you. 1.00

00:26:57.000 And at this point, if you're still speaking, what they do, even if they have the mob, is they play the victim.

00:27:02.000 They act as though you are attacking them because if they are a victim, they therefore have the moral high ground.

00:27:07.000 You see, this plays out to the letter.

00:27:11.000 I'm just asking questions, but you're yelling at me.

00:27:12.000 That's not an accurate question, nor is it appropriate.

00:27:14.000 Are you really a school teacher?

00:27:16.000 Yes, I am.

00:27:17.000 Is this how you teach your children, by the way?

00:27:18.000 Absolutely.

00:27:19.000 You scream at them?

00:27:20.000 No.

00:27:21.000 Come on, man.

00:27:21.000 Seriously?

00:27:23.000 Are you that dense, dude?

00:27:24.000 Well, I've never seen you teach, ma'am.

00:27:26.000 Seriously?

00:27:27.000 Are you seriously that dense?

00:27:28.000 I mean, you said you're a teacher, and I'm just wondering... I am a teacher.

00:27:30.000 Don't question my profession.

00:27:32.000 With the Toronto District School Board?

00:27:34.000 Does that matter?

00:27:34.000 I'm just wondering where you... I'd rather identify myself to you.

00:27:37.000 I don't have to- I don't have to justify- I don't have to justify my yelling, cussing, racist accusations at you, sir!

00:27:44.000 It's my- it's my First Amendment right, which I don't believe in and doesn't exist in our country's constitution!

00:27:49.000 She actually goes on to talk about her right.

00:27:50.000 She goes- no, she says, I know my amendment rights!

00:27:52.000 You don't have them!

00:27:53.000 You don't have them!

00:27:53.000 You're in Canada!

00:27:54.000 Did you forget?

00:27:55.000 And that's also not what we call them here!

00:27:56.000 Yeah.

00:27:56.000 I know my First Amendment rights!

00:27:57.000 So much for being too much American news!

00:27:58.000 Yes!

00:27:58.000 Confusing your rights again!

00:28:00.000 Right here, if you were to say, I know my amendment rights to a police, just on a routine stop, they'd say, all right, let's put you in the breathalyzer.

00:28:07.000 I know my first amendment rights.

00:28:08.000 I know my second amendment rights.

00:28:09.000 And she just goes, I know my amendment rights.

00:28:10.000 You don't.

00:28:11.000 You don't have them. 1.00

00:28:11.000 Because it's a crappy country. 1.00

00:28:13.000 Which is, and this brings us to a number of their favorite tech, not their favorite, but one of them. 0.91

00:28:17.000 It's the appeal to authority fallacy.

00:28:20.000 This is what they do a lot, the left.

00:28:21.000 So, to recap, they go racism, deny your right to speak, mob mentality, then play the victim, and then if that doesn't work, they just really want you to shut up.

00:28:29.000 They either present someone else who knows more, like, there's consensus from scientists who cannot be here right now, or they say, or they say, or look at this degree, therefore, I'm a, what's the name of the socialist?

00:28:42.000 I just forgot her name.

00:28:43.000 Something, something, Cortez.

00:28:44.000 Something, something, Cortez.

00:28:45.000 She's like, I have a degree in economics, so I know economics.

00:28:48.000 It's like, well, why don't you answer the question, economics?

00:28:50.000 I have a degree!

00:28:52.000 It's magic.

00:28:53.000 And she does it right here. 1.00

00:28:54.000 Do you not know anything about social reform?

00:28:55.000 Do you not know anything about representative governments?

00:28:58.000 I have two degrees in political science, man.

00:28:59.000 Don't even try to challenge me.

00:29:01.000 Please educate me.

00:29:02.000 Don't even try.

00:29:03.000 That's like a female equivalent of, come at me, bro. 1.00

00:29:05.000 Come at me. 0.99

00:29:06.000 Let's go.

00:29:07.000 Here's my question at this point.

00:29:08.000 What happened to her son?

00:29:09.000 Like, did he just start walking home?

00:29:12.000 He's at a tattoo parlor somewhere.

00:29:13.000 If you watch the whole clip, the kid is clearly embarrassed.

00:29:15.000 He's like, oh, can we get out of here?

00:29:16.000 Mom, I gotta do this again. 0.99

00:29:18.000 I just want my damn ice cream, Mom. 0.99

00:29:19.000 Mom, can you just get- That was hilarious to me when the kid's like, Mom, can we leave? 1.00

00:29:23.000 And she's like, no! 0.96

00:29:24.000 We're staying here!

00:29:24.000 We're supporting this and we're getting ice cream!

00:29:26.000 Whether you like it or not.

00:29:27.000 I just want my ice cream with a side of pretend rights.

00:29:29.000 Yes, side of amendment rights that don't exist in my country.

00:29:32.000 Here with all of this is what's even more scary.

00:29:35.000 These are the lamentations of the ragefully insane.

00:29:38.000 It wouldn't be such a big deal if it was just this crazy tiny minority of people relegated to insane asylums being dipped in electrical shock water like Shutter Island.

00:29:46.000 If that were it, you'd be like, okay, there are a few people out there.

00:29:48.000 Instead, and this is what we've been talking about, that's why I want to know what you think the percentage is of radical left-wingers, what they make up of today's progressive wing, versus the moderates, because this person is You guessed it, teaching your children.

00:30:00.000 What do you do for a living right now, ma'am? 1.00

00:30:02.000 I'm a high school teacher.

00:30:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:04.000 Yeah.

00:30:04.000 You've got a nice brow.

00:30:05.000 I keep getting young about people like you and about your agendas and about the racist crap that you guys propagate in my city after a tragedy. 0.99

00:30:12.000 Look at that, there it is. 0.99

00:30:13.000 It's her face going, yeah, yeah, I teach. 0.98

00:30:16.000 That's the face of, yeah, I get your kids for seven hours a day and I get to force feed them my bullcrap saying that you're racist and that capitalism is wrong and that so, and guess what? 0.97

00:30:24.000 There's nothing you can do about it. 0.96

00:30:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:27.000 That's cockiness.

00:30:28.000 about her propaganda and indoctrination and really child abuse at that point. 0.91

00:30:32.000 And this is something that Americans really need to understand.

00:30:35.000 Why is she so emboldened to say this?

00:30:37.000 Why can she swear, cuss, make personal attacks, and then threaten to call the cops? 1.00

00:30:41.000 Call the cops on the reporter, by the way, with no fear of ramifications on her part?

00:30:46.000 Here's why.

00:30:47.000 You're going to call the police?

00:30:48.000 This is illegal under Canadian law?

00:30:53.000 Ah, and there it is.

00:30:57.000 There's the rub.

00:31:00.000 When people say, well, hold on, when I did the change of mind, we did the change of mind, hate speech isn't real.

00:31:04.000 People say, well, you shouldn't say mean things.

00:31:07.000 That's right.

00:31:08.000 This man wasn't saying mean things.

00:31:09.000 He has questions.

00:31:10.000 He was saying, hey, CBS is reporting that ISIS... Oh, hate speech!

00:31:13.000 I'm gonna call the cops!

00:31:14.000 There it is.

00:31:15.000 That's what I and Jordan Peterson and people like Mike Ward have been fighting against for a long time.

00:31:20.000 The people who write, use, respect, and manipulate hate speech laws are the person you see right there.

00:31:26.000 Okay, this is what's important. Oh, she's just great. This is when people say the radical left and then okay

00:31:30.000 She's just great. She's just the radical left. She's just this fringe. How far is she off from melissa?

00:31:35.000 Click remember the college professor. I need some muscle here

00:31:37.000 She was so comfortable doing that or or the entire human Tributals with mattress girl and uva and the rape scandals 1.00

00:31:44.000 where men never had any recourse the entire No one at the college has said anything.

00:31:49.000 Think about that for a second.

00:31:50.000 She's a high school teacher.

00:31:51.000 How far off do you think she is from most high school teachers? 1.00

00:31:55.000 From most college professors?

00:31:56.000 Let me ask you this.

00:31:57.000 How far off do you think she is from Nancy Pelosi? 0.56

00:32:00.000 How far off do you think her ideology is from Hillary Clinton? 0.64

00:32:03.000 Picture this woman in office. 0.94

00:32:04.000 You know why?

00:32:05.000 Because we already have them.

00:32:07.000 And they want to be in control.

00:32:08.000 As you hear of what you can say.

00:32:10.000 The only reason the United States is what we are, and they are not, is because of the First Amendment. 0.80

00:32:16.000 Which is what they want to do away with.

00:32:18.000 In Canada, they don't have it at all.

00:32:21.000 And she even vocalizes.

00:32:22.000 She's basically saying, I'm emboldened to say because I say it's hate speech and it's illegal.

00:32:26.000 She just uses that as carte blanche to accuse the man for saying, what about this man

00:32:31.000 who may have had some involvement in ISIS?

00:32:32.000 She thinks that she can verbally berate, harass somebody, and she'll get away with it. 1.00

00:32:37.000 You know why?

00:32:38.000 Because she can call the cops and have this guy arrested for asking a question.

00:32:42.000 And you know what?

00:32:43.000 In Canada and in the kind of United States that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, the Young Turks, 0.97

00:32:47.000 everyone would have if given their choice, that man could be arrested.

00:32:52.000 That should send shivers down your spine, call in Cockburn.

00:32:56.000 You need Cockburn to fix us.

00:32:58.000 We have Dinesh D'Souza after this break.

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00:33:35.000 I don't know what this is, but I realized what I kind of think this is.

00:33:52.000 I've been watching River Monsters, and when he's strapped in and doing the fishing, he does it kind of like he goes in an angle.

00:33:59.000 I've never really fished very much, but I just used to think you catch it and you reel it in.

00:34:03.000 Apparently you have to give it some line.

00:34:05.000 That's what people are into!

00:34:06.000 I thought you were just pre-scrubbing your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher to have it do the rest of the job.

00:34:09.000 That would make sense.

00:34:10.000 That's what I thought it was.

00:34:11.000 And you know what else?

00:34:12.000 It also makes you a tremendous fighter.

00:34:14.000 You will win the Valley Karate Tournament if you wash enough dishes.

00:34:14.000 It does.

00:34:16.000 All right, our next guest.

00:34:18.000 Huge name, obviously, in the conservative and film side.

00:34:21.000 He's had some movies, some of the biggest documentaries of all time.

00:34:23.000 We've had him on the show before.

00:34:24.000 You can follow him on the Twitter, at Dinesh D'Souza.

00:34:27.000 That kind of spells who it is.

00:34:29.000 His latest, The Death of a Nation, premieres August 3rd.

00:34:32.000 Mr. D'Souza, how are you, sir?

00:34:35.000 Great to be on the show!

00:34:37.000 I'm glad to have you on the show.

00:34:38.000 Now you're looking tan, which I know is a weird thing because you're a minority, but you're looking more tan than last time we saw you. 1.00

00:34:45.000 Are you getting some sun?

00:34:47.000 I think it's because I did a family trip to Hawaii, and every now and then I have to reinforce the natural tan.

00:34:56.000 Plus, this also preserves my ethnic credibility.

00:34:59.000 Yes, exactly.

00:35:00.000 I remember I sometimes preface my statements with, as a person of color.

00:35:04.000 Yes, exactly.

00:35:05.000 It's not going to really work if I'm not a person of color.

00:35:08.000 Well, you're really a person of a shade, more so. 0.99

00:35:10.000 But it's funny, because we were just talking about that.

00:35:13.000 I think yesterday, the NAACP, you couldn't say color people.

00:35:17.000 It became racist for so long.

00:35:18.000 But they just never admitted it.

00:35:20.000 And now they're kind of right back into it.

00:35:21.000 They just reversed it to people of color.

00:35:23.000 But that includes everyone, yourself included.

00:35:25.000 So it's not very accurate.

00:35:27.000 This is true.

00:35:28.000 Well, you know, I think what it is, is that the Democratic Party these days, the Democratic Party used to be the party of the working class, and the Republican Party was the party of the business class.

00:35:39.000 But now the Democratic Party is reorganized, and it's essentially, I believe, it's the party of the ethnic plantation. 0.87

00:35:46.000 Now, of course, originally Stephen, the party of the slave plantation, but today that plantation has gone multi-racial. 0.75

00:35:55.000 And so they've got not just the black ghettos, they've got the Latino barrios, they've got the Native American reservations.

00:36:02.000 So they don't like to campaign for votes individually, they just want to collect each ethnic group Deposit you on a plantation, create a kind of intergenerational dependency in which you trade your vote in exchange for a kind of meager provision, and then you're permanently enthralled to the Democratic Party.

00:36:21.000 It's kind of a good racket if you can make it work.

00:36:24.000 It is a good racket, especially if you have the buses and you give them free sandwiches and you take them to a voting booth where the option is Democrat or Democrat and Heroin.

00:36:31.000 You know, you just put that on the ticket and they can pick.

00:36:35.000 The genius of this plantation system is that it gets people to vote Democratic regardless of who is on the ticket.

00:36:42.000 Right.

00:36:42.000 This is true.

00:36:43.000 Let me ask you this.

00:36:44.000 Have you ever referred to yourself, or does anyone ever refer to you as Asian American, being Indian?

00:36:49.000 Because I always wonder about that.

00:36:52.000 Well, of course, all these categories are kind of bogus.

00:36:55.000 I mean, when you think, for example, I mean, my wife's Venezuelan, right?

00:36:58.000 So she falls into the Latino camp, but that camp includes Cubans, it includes Mexicans. 0.99

00:37:05.000 Similarly, the Asian category is very wide.

00:37:08.000 I mean, obviously, Indians and Chinese don't have a whole lot in common ethnically or even historically.

00:37:14.000 Right.

00:37:15.000 But we get thrown into the same barrel.

00:37:18.000 And To me, the puzzle about it isn't the ethnic label.

00:37:22.000 It's why Asian Americans aren't voting in ratios of 80 to 90 percent for the Republican Party.

00:37:29.000 As a group, Asian Americans are meritocratic, they're entrepreneurial, they are socially to the right of Pat Robertson.

00:37:39.000 And yet, for reasons unknown, they are still in the Democratic camp.

00:37:44.000 I don't know how Asians are thought to be smart, but this is one area in which that Hold on, let's be careful. 1.00

00:37:49.000 They're still very smart, they're just misled on that.

00:37:52.000 But I always wonder, because people, oriental, we've always said this is a much more accurate term.

00:37:56.000 Because a lot of people, they would not say, oh yeah, Dinesh D'Souza.

00:37:59.000 If I were describing you to someone who didn't know you, yeah, he's this guy who's written a lot of books, and he's that Asian American guy.

00:38:05.000 Only white feminists are even offended by it at all. 1.00

00:38:06.000 They use it all the time.

00:38:07.000 You go to any Chinatown.

00:38:08.000 Orientals on every building.

00:38:09.000 If you said Asian American, they'd go, behind the Indian gentleman? 0.99

00:38:14.000 So Dinesh, tell us about your latest film now.

00:38:16.000 You've done quite a few that have been really big, and this one is Death of a Nation.

00:38:20.000 We have some footage rolling here.

00:38:21.000 What's it about?

00:38:22.000 What can people expect?

00:38:24.000 Well, the poster is a little bit provocative.

00:38:26.000 We morphed the heads of Trump and Lincoln.

00:38:30.000 And of course, the never Trump-ers who think that Trump is a steep falling off from Reagan, I think are going to have a constipation attack here because, you know, how dare you compare Trump to Lincoln?

00:38:43.000 But interestingly, the situations of the two guys are not that dissimilar.

00:38:47.000 I mean, let's think about it.

00:38:48.000 All this political craziness we've been seeing since the election, is about a major political party, the Democrats,

00:38:55.000 refusing to accept the result of a lawful election.

00:38:58.000 An outside guy comes in, challenges for the Republican ticket,

00:39:02.000 knocks out the favorites, and then beats the Democrat.

00:39:05.000 Well, that happened in 1860.

00:39:07.000 And so in 1860, the Democrats also went nuts.

00:39:11.000 Then they broke up the country.

00:39:12.000 This time, they're merely trying to stage a kind of coup.

00:39:15.000 So the movie, it's a deep dive into two big issues, fascism and racism or white supremacy.

00:39:22.000 And as you know, these are the two incendiary tales that the left is trying to hang.

00:39:28.000 Right, right.

00:39:28.000 the Republican elephant. And so the movie questions this, challenges it, takes you to

00:39:34.000 Europe, takes you into Mussolini, dives into the not just the history of the Democratic Party,

00:39:38.000 but where is the racism now? Yeah, it's it's eye opening and it's it's gonna blow people away.

00:39:44.000 So I'm very excited. I haven't seen it yet.

00:39:48.000 I haven't seen this yet, but we've talked about Mussolini on the show quite a bit. 0.61

00:39:51.000 In your movie, is he a rather pathetic character? 0.79

00:39:53.000 Because whenever I think of Mussolini, you know, Hitler, terrible person, obviously. 0.99

00:39:58.000 Stalin, terrible person. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Mussolini, also a terrible person. 0.99

00:40:02.000 Sad Hitler, isn't he? 1.00

00:40:03.000 Yeah, but it also makes me very sad, because he was kind of pathetic. 0.99

00:40:06.000 Well, he was a very strange guy. 0.71

00:40:08.000 I mean, if you look at video of Mussolini, uh, online, uh, it almost seems cartoonish.

00:40:12.000 He, you know, the, the caricature of the Italians, uh, kind of from the mafia movies.

00:40:16.000 Well, Mussolini is that in italics.

00:40:19.000 And it's almost... He always reminded me of Goldfinger.

00:40:22.000 Yes, Goldfinger.

00:40:23.000 You know, he has exaggerated mannerisms and so on.

00:40:26.000 Now, interestingly, in his own time, Mussolini was seen as a serious guy.

00:40:31.000 He was very well-read in sort of Marxist literature and history.

00:40:36.000 He wrote extensive, I mean, scholarly or at least semi-scholarly articles.

00:40:40.000 In that sense, he compares very favorably with Hitler. 0.97

00:40:43.000 And of course, he was a man of the left.

00:40:45.000 He was an acquaintance of Lenin.

00:40:47.000 Lenin sent him a telegram congratulating him when he started the fascist party in Italy. 0.95

00:40:53.000 And so the fact that Hitler and Mussolini came from the left... Well, he was well-read, but what I mean by this is he seemed kind of like a useful idiot to everyone else who was in real power. 0.96

00:41:02.000 Mussolini wasn't very good at it, good at being evil in comparison. 0.96

00:41:02.000 And that's the thing. 0.96

00:41:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:41:08.000 I'm not saying all of them are evil.

00:41:09.000 Let's be really, really clear, everybody.

00:41:10.000 Okay, before, hold your comments. 0.98

00:41:11.000 But Mussolini kind of sucked at being evil. 0.97

00:41:15.000 Well, that may be true. 0.95

00:41:17.000 I mean, he certainly didn't have the kind of scary, you know, he didn't have the power that Hitler did, and he recognized that. 0.71

00:41:23.000 But let's remember, Mussolini came to power in 1922, and he wasn't ousted till 1943.

00:41:26.000 And he wasn't ousted till 1943.

00:41:31.000 So he had a much longer tenure than Hitler did. 0.84

00:41:36.000 Hitler basically lasted a little over a decade. 0.79

00:41:39.000 Mussolini lasted almost a quarter century.

00:41:41.000 Hitler, that one-hit wonder. 0.98

00:41:43.000 That one-hit wonder.

00:41:43.000 That Walther PP, put an end to it.

00:41:45.000 Otherwise, he would have been like Abba, just churning out hits.

00:41:48.000 No, that is true.

00:41:49.000 And, you know, a good point to contrast, that doesn't mean that popular is right.

00:41:52.000 You know, Winston Churchill was ousted immediately after wartime because people wanted socialized health care.

00:41:57.000 That was a big thing that people don't remember about Winston Churchill.

00:42:00.000 So he was there for a long time. 0.56

00:42:02.000 But yeah, I mean, he just makes me sad because he's such a wiener.

00:42:04.000 That's how I feel about Mussolini. 0.58

00:42:05.000 Sorry for the direction with this.

00:42:07.000 Let me ask you, what kind of pushback have you gotten from the left with this film, considering not only the cover, but the theme, you know, going in with Lincoln and President Trump and the Republican Party and the racist Democrats?

00:42:18.000 Well, we've held back both on the film and on the book.

00:42:21.000 The book comes out July 31st.

00:42:23.000 The film is out August 3rd.

00:42:26.000 No one's seen it.

00:42:27.000 And it is funny that some people are attacking it without having seen it.

00:42:31.000 And in the past we've done a lot of screenings and things so people were able to see the movie before it came out.

00:42:36.000 But we're opening in one big bang in a thousand theaters next week.

00:42:40.000 And I expect that things will get kind of lively at that point.

00:42:45.000 Now, of course, there's a professional cadre of critics who tend to go see the movie,

00:42:50.000 and then no matter what it says, they start bashing it.

00:42:54.000 And this is because they're on the left, and ironically, the better the movie is,

00:42:58.000 the more effectively it makes the case, the lower these guys tend to rank it,

00:43:02.000 because they realize that this is gonna cause them ideological pain.

00:43:08.000 So we pay no attention to the critics.

00:43:10.000 What we pay attention to is the audience, and I predict the audience is gonna love the film.

00:43:14.000 I do think they're going to love the film.

00:43:16.000 A good example of that actually was, did you ever watch the mini-series, The Kennedys, with Greg Kinnear?

00:43:19.000 I love that, it's very serious.

00:43:20.000 It was very, very well, put it this way, it is undeniably well done.

00:43:23.000 Because a lot of conservative stuff, a lot of Christian films out there, eh, not all that great, we all know that.

00:43:28.000 The Kennedys was really, really good.

00:43:29.000 And it was actually very accurate, and that's why you're going to like it.

00:43:32.000 And it got panned by a lot of critics.

00:43:33.000 Final question, we do have to get going, Mr. D'Souza.

00:43:36.000 Full pardon from the United States President here.

00:43:41.000 Basically undoing the misdeeds of this previous administration.

00:43:44.000 What does that feel like?

00:43:46.000 And can you now buy a gun?

00:43:49.000 Yes, I can.

00:43:50.000 I can also vote again.

00:43:53.000 And so I've got my rights back.

00:43:55.000 You know, I feel like I got my American dream back.

00:43:58.000 And of course, the left was just rejoicing in the fact that they could hang the felon label on me.

00:44:03.000 So I'm now one of a very small population, Stephen, of ex-felons. 1.00

00:44:08.000 You see, normally, if you're a felon, you're a felon for life.

00:44:11.000 There's a small population of us pardoned guys.

00:44:15.000 Anyway, I was on CNN and they were like, you know, Dinesh, you really are the beneficiary of preferential treatment.

00:44:22.000 Very powerful people like Senator Cruz and the president got you off.

00:44:27.000 And I'm like, well, you know what?

00:44:28.000 Some very powerful people named Obama and Holder and Preet Bharara got me into this in the first place.

00:44:34.000 So it took a few powerful people to get me off.

00:44:36.000 They were too busy getting Chelsea Manning a wiener. 0.99

00:44:38.000 Yeah, exactly!

00:44:39.000 Are we moving?

00:44:40.000 Which way do we go?

00:44:41.000 Yeah, I don't know exactly.

00:44:42.000 Something with the Manning and it involves a wiener.

00:44:44.000 But that is, I'm glad to hear it.

00:44:46.000 You're like the Count of Monte Cristo.

00:44:47.000 Most people go in, and they're in prison, and their reputation is tarnished for life, but you were just putting lines on the wall, scratching it through, you made your way out, and as Edmond Dantes, you put the other guy in the back of the caravan and sent him to prison.

00:44:59.000 Then that's just the leftist critics in the media, you know?

00:45:01.000 They're just gonna seethe over this forever, Dinesh.

00:45:04.000 Enjoy that.

00:45:05.000 Well, I'll feel that the Count of Monte Cristo script is fully played out when Obama or Hillary occupy my now vacated bunk in the confinement center.

00:45:14.000 There she is!

00:45:15.000 Waiting for him.

00:45:16.000 Yes, there you go.

00:45:17.000 Preferably with a very angry inmate.

00:45:19.000 I shouldn't say it.

00:45:20.000 We don't mean that.

00:45:21.000 All right, the film is, of course, Death of a Nation.

00:45:21.000 A little bit.

00:45:24.000 It premieres August 3rd.

00:45:25.000 There's a book to go along with it.

00:45:26.000 You can follow him at Dinesh D'Souza.

00:45:29.000 Dinesh D. D'Souza, just because sometimes we're like, I can't find him, and they're doing D-I.

00:45:34.000 D'Souza, because Nick DiPaolo confuses people.

00:45:36.000 Mr. D'Souza, thank you so much.

00:45:37.000 We wish you best of luck with the film.

00:45:40.000 Always a pleasure.

00:45:40.000 Thank you.

00:45:41.000 Enjoy your freedom.

00:45:42.000 Nicole Arbor after this.

00:45:44.000 There it is again, so strong.

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00:46:00.000 No, not you.

00:46:02.000 Oh.

00:46:03.000 Lord, no, I'm talking about that snazzy t-shirt.

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00:46:10.000 Now, come near.

00:46:11.000 Let the world see.

00:46:12.000 Don't be shy.

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00:46:17.000 Oh, now.

00:46:18.000 Someone's trying to be a sneaky fellow.

00:46:21.000 Let's go.

00:46:21.000 Wear that bad boy loud and proud.

00:46:23.000 Nothing to be ashamed of here.

00:46:26.000 Say, what's the big idea?

00:46:28.000 Stop kidding around and show everybody your swag.

00:46:30.000 Don't make me come down there.

00:46:33.000 Well, now your t-shirt just says socialism, which is far more embarrassing.

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00:48:00.000 Back to the show.

00:48:01.000 And now listen to this.

00:48:03.000 Shoo! 1.00

00:48:04.000 I will eat ya! 1.00

00:48:06.000 Shoo! 1.00

00:48:08.000 Oop oop oop oop! 0.97

00:48:09.000 I've never seen a g- I've still never seen a gorilla do this.

00:48:12.000 I've been waiting for someone to send me... I've seen one itch.

00:48:16.000 And I've seen one head.

00:48:17.000 But I've never seen this.

00:48:19.000 Which is odd because the barrel full of monkeys... all of the monkeys are doing this.

00:48:23.000 It's predicated on the idea that all monkeys do this.

00:48:27.000 I don't think it's honest.

00:48:28.000 Our next guest, she's a returning guest.

00:48:30.000 The first time she came on, it was kind of a wild card.

00:48:32.000 We had no idea.

00:48:33.000 I think she would say most of the feedback was very positive.

00:48:35.000 We really liked having her on.

00:48:36.000 You can follow her on the Twitter, at Nicole Arbor.

00:48:38.000 Of course, you can also check out her YouTube channel where she receives hate regularly, as well as praise.

00:48:44.000 Comedian extraordinaire, Nicole Arbor.

00:48:46.000 How are you?

00:48:47.000 Hi, how are you?

00:48:47.000 I'm fantastic.

00:48:48.000 Good!

00:48:49.000 Well, I'm glad to have you on the show.

00:48:51.000 You guys were really nice, and I'm so glad that you haven't been firebombed.

00:48:55.000 I've been so worried about you guys.

00:48:57.000 Thank you very much.

00:48:58.000 Well, that was what inspired me to bring you back.

00:49:00.000 You sent an email after we did the phone call with the reporter at Austin Chronicle.

00:49:05.000 It seemed like that was impactful for you for some reason.

00:49:09.000 Oh my gosh.

00:49:10.000 Well, just, I've had so much fake news written about me and I'm just on like the fake news warpath right now.

00:49:15.000 And then watching you go in on her made me so happy because I've also done something similar with a reporter last year after I did, I hosted this like lingerie fashion show and a man who probably has never had sex in his life decided that that was very offensive, called the girl strippers, all sorts of stuff.

00:49:32.000 And I called him on it live on my Facebook.

00:49:35.000 Hold on a second.

00:49:36.000 There's a litany of things just, just kind of thrown at you.

00:49:39.000 First off, he found a lingerie fashion show offensive, and so his insult was stripper?

00:49:45.000 So he came to... It was raising funds for like a children's charity kind of thing.

00:49:51.000 It's like this guy's night out.

00:49:52.000 Classy, good girls are in lingerie, but whatever. 1.00

00:49:55.000 They did their best.

00:49:56.000 It was a small town in Canada.

00:49:58.000 But this reporter... You're making it sound like these women have hooves. 1.00

00:50:03.000 They don't have hooves, but it wasn't the Victoria's Secret Show production.

00:50:07.000 It was like...

00:50:09.000 The girls were all gorgeous. 1.00

00:50:10.000 Everybody did their best.

00:50:11.000 It was all for charity.

00:50:12.000 But this gentleman, I believe from CBC, comes in and writes this whole expose about the girls being escorts and strippers and the strip show.

00:50:23.000 That didn't happen, and then these poor girls were being, like, fired from their jobs for being escorts, so I jumped in, went on a phone call with the dude, but livestreamed it on my Facebook, and I got him.

00:50:33.000 Very nice.

00:50:33.000 He didn't mean to write a review.

00:50:34.000 That was his Google search.

00:50:36.000 He thought he was typing into Google.

00:50:38.000 He asked their numbers so that he could validate his sources, and then when they turned him down, he wrote an article.

00:50:42.000 I can, by the way, I can fact check this zero, but it sounds like it's probably about right, so I'm gonna trust you.

00:50:49.000 Yeah, you can totally fact check it.

00:50:50.000 It's great.

00:50:51.000 I'll send you the link to my live stream.

00:50:53.000 It was pretty fun.

00:50:54.000 Well, I can appreciate that because when I had a lot of even some like big, like we've talked about this with Young Turks, they actually used to go after me and address me when I had like 40,000 YouTube followers.

00:51:03.000 And now they will roast every Tom Dicken here, every conservative not named Steven Crowder because once you crash Cenk Uygur's panel as Cenk Uygur, it kind of like your name is the one that shall not be spoken in their halls.

00:51:15.000 But that's something too.

00:51:15.000 Back then, there used to be fake news written and I had no ability to really combat it.

00:51:19.000 You know, if the Daily Beast wrote something or if the Washington Post wrote something, you kind of just had to take it on the chin and tell your followers, but they weren't numerous back then.

00:51:27.000 And that's what we thought with the Austin Chronicle.

00:51:29.000 Even though I know they don't have a huge readership, it was just so inaccurate and so emblematic of all the big newspapers.

00:51:36.000 That's why we did it.

00:51:37.000 And she came to us.

00:51:38.000 So it sounds like the same thing happened to you.

00:51:40.000 It was so awesome, I loved it so much.

00:51:41.000 K for you guys.

00:51:42.000 Thank you very much.

00:51:43.000 Please, more of that, more of that.

00:51:44.000 Well, we're looking, it's just take, I think we're having Lee Doran, he was one of the early YouTube political channels, How the World Works, and really kind of nerdy, super smart type, and he has like a hundred I'm glad that you reached out.

00:51:57.000 Now I understand why it resonated with you, and we will do more of that.

00:52:01.000 This happened this week.

00:52:02.000 Trevor Noah on the Apology Tour for his aboriginal joke. 0.72

00:52:06.000 Have you read about this?

00:52:07.000 I'm glad that you reached out. Now I understand why it resonated with you and we will do more of that.

00:52:11.000 Okay, so you were...

00:52:15.000 This happened this week. Trevor Noah on the Apology Tour for his aboriginal joke. 0.75

00:52:18.000 Have you read about this? Heard about this?

00:52:21.000 I haven't.

00:52:21.000 No, tell me the story.

00:52:22.000 Oh, OK.

00:52:23.000 Well, you know, it's Trevor Noah is Trevor Noah, and he doesn't realize that appeasing crocodiles is futile.

00:52:27.000 And now apparently he made a joke about aboriginal women. 1.00

00:52:30.000 He's a stupid person. 1.00

00:52:31.000 He's a stupid person. 1.00

00:52:33.000 Isn't it really fun, though, when he has to jump in that now and go apologize? 1.00

00:52:36.000 I think it's fantastic.

00:52:37.000 Well, he refuses to apologize initially.

00:52:40.000 I don't know the exact up-to-date right now at the second of this interview.

00:52:44.000 But it was a joke where he said, you know, for some of you who say you've never seen an attractive... It was actually a pretty funny joke.

00:52:49.000 I think the joke was this, okay?

00:52:51.000 And you can tell me if you find this offensive or not and if he needs to apologize as a woman. 0.88

00:52:55.000 As a woman. 0.98

00:52:56.000 As one with breasts. 0.98

00:52:57.000 Though men have breasts, too. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Right. 1.00

00:52:59.000 We need to learn these things.

00:53:00.000 Men can get pregnant too, I read at CNN.

00:53:02.000 His joke was something along the lines of, you say you've never met an attractive aboriginal woman, and to you I say, yet.

00:53:11.000 Something like that.

00:53:12.000 And he said, you haven't met all of them.

00:53:14.000 I don't know, some kind of sex joke, and apparently there's some deeply wounded people.

00:53:17.000 Now, I don't like Trevor Noah, but I think it's a pretty benign joke. 0.96

00:53:21.000 I also think that most aboriginal women are unattractive in my experience. 1.00

00:53:24.000 Your thoughts? 0.98

00:53:26.000 Um, I have met a ton of really hot aboriginal women, they're native Canadian, and Miss Canada last year is a frickin' babe. 1.00

00:53:34.000 Actually, I think she went Miss Universe?

00:53:35.000 Something like that?

00:53:36.000 I think he was talking about South African, because you have to say First Nations, so I would never refer to them as aboriginals, so you're racist, and we'll just have to scrub this in.

00:53:45.000 I've been told I'm a racist many times.

00:53:47.000 It's fine.

00:53:47.000 I'm not even that fast.

00:53:49.000 But, yeah, I think that's just a funny joke.

00:53:50.000 We'll change that to progressive in post.

00:53:51.000 Yes, we'll change it to progressive, and you'll be good.

00:53:54.000 Go ahead.

00:53:55.000 I really appreciate it, guys.

00:53:56.000 Thank you for helping with my hate.

00:53:58.000 Yeah, I just think it's funny.

00:53:59.000 Whatever.

00:54:00.000 I just like that he has to apologize now, or that he's offended people, because he does it all the time. 0.99

00:54:05.000 It's time for him to get in some shit. 0.98

00:54:07.000 Well, because you also were telling me just off-air that you were meeting with the French soccer team with the World Cup, and you had a discussion about Trevor Noah. 0.99

00:54:15.000 So I met the, okay, this is a fun, fun thing.

00:54:18.000 So Trevor Noah was talking about the French soccer team saying that it's a win for Africa, not for France.

00:54:24.000 And then saying that they're all actually from Africa. 0.59

00:54:27.000 And the team was like, uh, no, two of us were born in Africa, but we're mostly from here.

00:54:33.000 And France got really pissed off their ambassador.

00:54:35.000 I think, or someone from the consulate wrote a letter to his show.

00:54:38.000 They were pissed off about it.

00:54:40.000 And Trevor's like, no.

00:54:41.000 And he doubled down. 1.00

00:54:42.000 I wrote a thing being like, Trevor's just mad because he's the whitest black guy ever and he's just, whatever, he's projecting some shit. 1.00

00:54:48.000 It was funny. 1.00

00:54:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:49.000 Don't I get an Instagram message from the French soccer team laughing at my post?

00:54:53.000 I'm like, waiting for Nicole Arbour.

00:54:55.000 Then I'm at the Maximal Hot 100 party like a couple days ago and some little man in a suit comes up to me and he looks magical and I'm like, I should follow him because he said follow me.

00:55:05.000 When you say little man or little like actual like little person?

00:55:09.000 No, just like a tall human.

00:55:10.000 Like a not tall human. 0.60

00:55:12.000 Not a midget. 1.00

00:55:13.000 There are humans!

00:55:14.000 Oh, this whole episode is going to get me fired from life.

00:55:19.000 Yes, exactly.

00:55:21.000 Continue.

00:55:22.000 I just wanted to clarify.

00:55:23.000 I wasn't trying to snide you, but we did.

00:55:27.000 I'm imagining this man.

00:55:29.000 He's just a tiny gentleman.

00:55:30.000 He's not a little person per se, but he is a tiny man in this really nice suit.

00:55:36.000 And he's like, follow me, someone wants to meet you.

00:55:38.000 I'm like, oh my God, does he own a chocolate factory?

00:55:40.000 This feels magical.

00:55:41.000 So I follow him, because that seems reasonable.

00:55:44.000 And it was the French soccer team.

00:55:46.000 And I have a video of them handing me the World Cup.

00:55:49.000 And I'm like, what the heck?

00:55:50.000 And they're like, we think it was funny. 0.95

00:55:53.000 Handing you the World Cup for crapping on Trevor Noah?

00:55:56.000 Exactly, so I won this round.

00:55:58.000 Yeah, this is my life.

00:56:00.000 I hate to correct you, but Oompa Loompas don't own chocolate factories.

00:56:04.000 They're indentured servitudes, indentured servants to the chocolate factory.

00:56:09.000 But the man who does own the chocolate factory wears very nice suits and he can pretend that he walks weird and then he does a front roll and it's fantastic.

00:56:16.000 It's a good show.

00:56:18.000 We actually had Little Person Jesus and Little Person Santa wrestle at our Christmas livestream for the Spirit of Christmas in a bowl of pudding.

00:56:26.000 And they were very spirited.

00:56:29.000 But I will say this.

00:56:31.000 That's a good example.

00:56:32.000 If they say it hurts my feeling to say midget or whatever it is, I understand. 1.00

00:56:36.000 But words kind of matter.

00:56:37.000 And it's not really descriptive when you say a little person because we've said that for a long time, not meaning people who are now called little people.

00:56:43.000 At one point it was dwarves. 0.79

00:56:44.000 It could be a gymnast.

00:56:46.000 Exactly!

00:56:46.000 It could be a gymnast or David Dow being escorted from a United flight, rightfully so.

00:56:51.000 It's really hard to tell.

00:56:52.000 They're just little.

00:56:54.000 So that's the problem.

00:56:55.000 That's why this, this, you know, Lenny Bruce, I'm sure you've seen the documentary, probably read about him as a comedian, but you know, don't take my words away.

00:57:02.000 I'm amazed that the left is coming for words and dictating this.

00:57:05.000 And do you think that this is, last we spoke with you, you were kind of middle of the road.

00:57:09.000 It seems like you're, do you think you're leaning more, um, You're more and more right now, as you've been embraced.

00:57:16.000 Here's, oh, I am being embraced, and it feels nice.

00:57:19.000 Thank you to the people with brains, I appreciate you.

00:57:22.000 Even if you dislike me because my shirt is low cut, I'll take it.

00:57:25.000 Going in the thumbnail! 0.97

00:57:27.000 Go ahead.

00:57:28.000 Hey! 0.99

00:57:28.000 I know why I'm here, Steven. 0.99

00:57:30.000 So, basically, I really love what I'm hearing on your side, but I think that I'm the most useful staying a little bit more purple right now, because when you're yelling at people from either side, the other side doesn't listen to you.

00:57:44.000 That's probably true.

00:57:46.000 But kind of my point is, they yell at you no matter what from the left.

00:57:49.000 Whether it's the fat shaming issue, which we talked about this week, now you see it with Trevor Noah.

00:57:55.000 I'm actually surprised that the French soccer team went out and grew a spine.

00:58:00.000 A, because they're French, and B, because they're a soccer team.

00:58:02.000 And were willing to step in with you and making fun of Trevor Noah.

00:58:05.000 The point, I think, everyone is so... Do you want to know?

00:58:07.000 I gotta tell you how funny it was, because I had to ask them the questions. 0.88

00:58:11.000 So me asking these very ripped black men, so are you from Africa? 1.00

00:58:15.000 They were just like... 1.00

00:58:17.000 No, we're French, you stupid blonde idiot. 1.00

00:58:19.000 It was wonderful. 1.00

00:58:21.000 The conversation, the exchange, everything.

00:58:23.000 Oh, it was a lot of fun.

00:58:24.000 What do they say about blacks in Canada now?

00:58:26.000 Because I remember I had a friend who was from Jamaica.

00:58:29.000 Where do they stand?

00:58:30.000 No, I had a friend from Jamaica who would get really offended at African-American.

00:58:33.000 Her name was Leanne, and she'd say, I have... I'm sure it still is.

00:58:36.000 Yeah, I'm sure it still is.

00:58:38.000 She was like, I'm not African, I am not African.

00:58:40.000 My grandmothers, or my grandfathers' grandfathers' grandfathers, you know, she went back many generations to Jamaica, and she's like, I'm Canadian.

00:58:46.000 Yeah!

00:58:48.000 I had this rouse today with people on the interwebs, because where does it stop?

00:58:54.000 It's like, I had a conversation with someone.

00:58:55.000 They're like, I'm African-American.

00:58:57.000 I'm like, oh, so you're from Africa.

00:58:58.000 They're like, no, I'm from America.

00:59:00.000 I'm like, but you've been to Africa.

00:59:01.000 They're like, no.

00:59:02.000 I'm like, so you're American. 0.93

00:59:03.000 They're like, you're racist.

00:59:04.000 I'm like, no!

00:59:06.000 Yeah.

00:59:07.000 This is a sketch from Monty Python.

00:59:08.000 This isn't real life.

00:59:09.000 Well, no, it is real life, because they're looking at you, and then they're bringing up a page from Hitler Youth, and they're going, thought so, nailed it. 0.52

00:59:15.000 So it doesn't matter what you say at that point.

00:59:17.000 I survived everything.

00:59:20.000 Well, OK, this is an example we talked about earlier this week, and then we have to get going.

00:59:26.000 This lady you saw who walked, obviously the fat pride thing is no new thing to you. 1.00

00:59:29.000 The lady who walked the streets of New York who was a size, like, 36. 1.00

00:59:32.000 And then she got mad that people were cat-ing her.

00:59:34.000 Good for her walking! 1.00

00:59:35.000 Good for her! 1.00

00:59:36.000 Yes, exactly!

00:59:37.000 Yeah, just creating new... Look at that left-right strut! 1.00

00:59:39.000 More of that, bitch! 1.00

00:59:40.000 More of that! 1.00

00:59:40.000 Creating union jobs to fix the potholes. 1.00

00:59:43.000 She's, you know, she's boosting the economy. 0.99

00:59:44.000 These are shovel-ready.

00:59:45.000 Yes, they're wheelbarrow-ready jobs.

00:59:48.000 Did you see this, though, where she got mad about the fact that people were cat-calling her?

00:59:52.000 I didn't see that.

00:59:53.000 She should be so happy.

00:59:56.000 Well, she got mad about it. 0.96

00:59:57.000 It's a compliment.

00:59:58.000 Yes, exactly.

01:00:00.000 And here's kind of my point, and I think this is something that lays on a lot of men right now, and obviously I say this because The Fat Shaman was kind of your rise to notoriety.

01:00:08.000 Most women are attractive to men.

01:00:10.000 Like you talked about those people in Canada, lingerie, right?

01:00:12.000 I'm noticing a theme.

01:00:12.000 Yes.

01:00:12.000 Accent party with midgets and lingerie.

01:00:14.000 Seems like there's a lot of lingerie going on.

01:00:15.000 That's okay.

01:00:17.000 But the point is, These women aren't perfect, like you said, but men find them attractive. 0.98

01:00:21.000 All the women that I know who are generally within the boundaries of health, most men would find attractive. 0.98

01:00:27.000 We don't expect, and I think where men get really upset about this, and I would wonder where you feel as a woman who's been lambast, raked over the coals for talking on the same issue, men don't expect women to look one way.

01:00:39.000 We don't expect you to be one way.

01:00:40.000 We just don't want to be demanded or compelled to say that we have to love women every single way.

01:00:45.000 We like women most ways, just not every single way. 0.98

01:00:48.000 It's the compulsion of finding something attractive.

01:00:52.000 I totally get it.

01:00:54.000 You make sense.

01:00:55.000 I don't like really skinny guys because I feel like I'm going to break them.

01:00:59.000 There's nothing against really thin men.

01:01:01.000 I just feel like I will break you.

01:01:03.000 So I don't want to play with you. 0.95

01:01:04.000 I don't find you sexually attractive.

01:01:07.000 I don't want to pick my teeth with a dude, you know what I mean?

01:01:10.000 So I get it.

01:01:11.000 I get it in the reverse and they can't force you to want to bang them.

01:01:15.000 But here's the fun thing is guys will pretty much bang anything and you're always hotter than somebody.

01:01:21.000 That's kind of the fun.

01:01:22.000 I made a post about that too.

01:01:24.000 It's like, life's good.

01:01:25.000 You're hotter than somebody, but don't force somebody to think you're hot. 0.96

01:01:28.000 If guys are into like large black women, they're not going to like me and I'm okay with that. 1.00

01:01:32.000 Right, exactly. 0.89

01:01:33.000 That is exactly correct.

01:01:34.000 And actually, it's a little bit harder for men.

01:01:36.000 A lot of people don't realize, I've seen a lot of these articles.

01:01:38.000 We were talking about this in the pitch meeting, where they say, you know, men, if they're fat, they're just funny.

01:01:42.000 It's more acceptable.

01:01:43.000 We're like, hold on a second, but women aren't sexually attracted to fat guys.

01:01:46.000 That's not a regular thing.

01:01:47.000 Like, they're the court jester.

01:01:50.000 But it's the same problem.

01:01:51.000 Right? 0.99

01:01:52.000 And unlike fat women, women don't want to have sex with most fat guys. 1.00

01:01:55.000 I had sex with a fat guy one time. 1.00

01:01:57.000 I did. 1.00

01:01:58.000 It was almost like my penance.

01:02:01.000 And it makes you feel really attractive, honestly.

01:02:05.000 He wasn't the biggest, but he was bigger than I would usually go for.

01:02:09.000 And it made me feel really hot.

01:02:10.000 So girls, do a fat guy at least once. 1.00

01:02:13.000 You'll feel so sexy. 0.75

01:02:14.000 I don't know if I'm comfortable in this direction.

01:02:15.000 What's the cutoff for skinny for you?

01:02:16.000 What's the weight limit?

01:02:19.000 I don't have a weight limit.

01:02:20.000 It's just like a look.

01:02:21.000 If it looks like you care about yourself and you don't smell weird, I'm okay.

01:02:24.000 Okay, all right.

01:02:25.000 Well, that's fine.

01:02:25.000 Well, there are skinny guys who care about themselves.

01:02:27.000 I'm sorry I took your show so sexual.

01:02:29.000 I didn't mean to.

01:02:30.000 It's okay.

01:02:31.000 I'm quite certain you did.

01:02:32.000 Final question.

01:02:32.000 You mentioned something about the Maxim party.

01:02:35.000 Are there a lot of gold diggers there?

01:02:36.000 I would imagine it's very uncomfortable. 0.98

01:02:39.000 There were a lot of gold diggers there and so many girls were so upset by them, but I'm not offended by gold diggers because they're gonna have ugly kids. 1.00

01:02:47.000 Like, it's not hot guys that have to buy women. 1.00

01:02:51.000 So, like, karma is there, bitches. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Don't worry. 1.00

01:02:54.000 Oh, right.

01:02:55.000 Okay.

01:02:56.000 If people want to follow your YouTube channel and follow your tour, where do they go, Nicole?

01:03:01.000 Instagram!

01:03:01.000 Instagram, please.

01:03:03.000 I-B, letter I, letter B, Nicole Arbor.

01:03:06.000 On YouTube or Facebook, I'm Nicole Arbor.

01:03:08.000 Nicole Arbor fans.

01:03:09.000 I'm pretty easy to find.

01:03:10.000 Well, no, it's not for Americans because you spell it with a U, just like Canadians spell color.

01:03:13.000 So it's Nicole Arbor.

01:03:14.000 Oh, you are.

01:03:15.000 We're very inclusive, even with how many letters can come play.

01:03:18.000 This is true.

01:03:19.000 And they put a little skinny guy line through the seven. 0.92

01:03:21.000 All right, Nicole Arbor, thank you so much.

01:03:22.000 We have to go wrap this show up in a nice bow.

01:03:24.000 I appreciate you taking the time.

01:03:25.000 I'll get back to you.

01:03:32.000 Hey kids.

01:03:34.000 I, uh, see that socialism is starting to become a cool hip thing

01:03:39.000 because of that crazy eyed lady Alexandria Cortez and of course Bernie Sanders and his vape pens.

01:03:47.000 So I thought I'd fill you in real quick about the realities of socialism.

01:03:54.000 Socialism is like studying really, really hard on a test.

01:03:59.000 And you get an A and then another kid gets an F. The teacher holds a gun to both of your heads and now you both get Cs.

01:04:11.000 That's not very fair if you ask me. 0.98

01:04:17.000 So when that crazy lady with her crazy eyes talks about socialism, she forgets to mention that it always ends in starvation and genocide. 0.99

01:04:31.000 USSR, Cambodia, Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela, all genocide, starvation. 0.97

01:04:40.000 Bernie Sanders has three houses and he wants some more.

01:04:46.000 So he'll come to your parents' door and take your toys.

01:04:52.000 It's a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.

01:04:59.000 This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.

01:05:41.000 It was a riptide of an awesome show.

01:05:44.000 That's what that was.

01:05:45.000 Dinesh D'Souza?

01:05:47.000 Nicole Arbour?

01:05:47.000 Cockburn.

01:05:48.000 Cockburn.

01:05:50.000 Way to get rid of Roddigan before the last episode.

01:05:51.000 He could not make it through.

01:05:53.000 Honestly, I mean, if you were bringing in a depute, I don't know how it works.

01:05:56.000 I don't even know what that really means.

01:05:58.000 I just know that's how it's pronounced.

01:05:59.000 Apparently, when we looked it up.

01:06:00.000 I've never even heard of this term before.

01:06:02.000 Wouldn't you, for PR purposes, just find anyone named not Cockburn?

01:06:06.000 I love it.

01:06:07.000 It's also Kirsten.

01:06:09.000 It's not as funny as a woman. 1.00

01:06:15.000 It almost seems Bill O'Reilly-esque if we talk about her as a woman.

01:06:21.000 We have an incredible show.

01:06:21.000 But we do.

01:06:22.000 We have unbelievable shows lined up for you next week.

01:06:24.000 You know who we have, I believe, next week?

01:06:26.000 Lee Dorn of How the World Works.

01:06:27.000 Hasn't been around in a long time.

01:06:29.000 He just sent us this article.

01:06:31.000 Not an article.

01:06:32.000 He sent us a sheet.

01:06:34.000 80 fact-checks.

01:06:35.000 I think we just talked about this with Nicole, and he is confirmed, I believe, for next week on Washington Post, their fact-checking.

01:06:40.000 So we're just going to do an entire episode on that, just to show you how far, just to show you how deep the roots are of dishonesty in the media.

01:06:48.000 And that's not to absolve anyone on the right when they are dishonest.

01:06:50.000 The fake news that we talked about on Facebook, of course that happens, and I hate it when the right does it.

01:06:53.000 But it has been a long-standing history of the left.

01:06:57.000 Yep.

01:06:58.000 It is their full-time job.

01:07:00.000 It's their privilege in life.

01:07:02.000 Can you name me any liberal journalist who was unbiased, who just delivered the news?

01:07:11.000 Brian Williams?

01:07:12.000 Dan Rather?

01:07:12.000 No.

01:07:13.000 No.

01:07:13.000 Don Lemon?

01:07:14.000 No.

01:07:15.000 Anderson Cooper?

01:07:16.000 No.

01:07:17.000 Because at one point—Walter Cronkite?

01:07:19.000 Of course not.

01:07:19.000 At one point, they were all considered journalists.

01:07:21.000 You expect the Lawrence O'Donnells, Rachel Maddows.

01:07:24.000 None of them.

01:07:25.000 I can't say—probably the closest would be Shep Smith, and he's like a moderate Democrat, as far as I understand it.

01:07:29.000 But none of them.

01:07:31.000 Not one.

01:07:33.000 Think about that for a second.

01:07:34.000 Name me one.

01:07:35.000 Okay, Jake Tapper.

01:07:36.000 I remember when I started in 2009, I was at PJTV, and Hot Air, and Ed Morsi.

01:07:41.000 But you know what?

01:07:41.000 Jake Tapper tends to be pretty good.

01:07:44.000 What about now?

01:07:46.000 It's just a matter of time.

01:07:47.000 Even like two years ago, I used to think Jake Tapper was much more down the middle honest.

01:07:51.000 I thought that too.

01:07:52.000 And then they always veer.

01:07:54.000 It's a curveball at the end.

01:07:55.000 Starts having a couple of brunches with Chris Cuomo and I end up with this!

01:07:58.000 I don't know.

01:07:59.000 Alright, so...

01:08:01.000 Let me kind of tell you something here.

01:08:03.000 We usually get into this last segment.

01:08:04.000 I think Nakajiro was the one who said that we should name this segment something, because sometimes people are like, ah, I wish you'd upload this.

01:08:10.000 We should just have a name for it, like Uncle Kraut or something.

01:08:12.000 Well, I've been talking about with Courtney, maybe writing, because we're working on the Change My Mind book, and we're trying to make it very economical, maybe doing a pamphlet version for people who are in college, just the really basic arguments, and then maybe doing a longer hardcover for people who want to buy it as a gift.

01:08:25.000 But there's another book that I've been thinking about for a while, the self-help book you'll hate.

01:08:29.000 And a couple things I've talked about really very consistently.

01:08:32.000 There aren't a lot of key details you need to know in life to avoid the major pitfalls.

01:08:37.000 As far as being successful and having interviewed the most successful people in any of their milieus, whether it's Daniel Cormier, whether it's Brian Shaw, whether it's people like Thomas Sowell, something consistent, you have to believe in yourself, realistic belief in yourself, and consistency and discipline.

01:08:51.000 That's the good stuff.

01:08:52.000 But today let me get to two really, really bad things.

01:08:55.000 The worst things for the human soul.

01:08:58.000 I'll start with myself.

01:08:59.000 I lied to my mom recently.

01:09:01.000 Really, bad, bold-faced lie.

01:09:02.000 You know what?

01:09:03.000 It was.

01:09:03.000 Sorry, Mom.

01:09:04.000 Turns out she needs bunion surgery. 1.00

01:09:06.000 You know this.

01:09:08.000 And I actually did the same when my dad had melanoma.

01:09:12.000 And I just said, like, wow, skin cancer, that's the easiest thing to remove.

01:09:16.000 Now, that's true, but not melanoma.

01:09:18.000 My mom, I don't know a whole lot about bunion surgery, okay?

01:09:21.000 All I know is that I've heard it's terrible.

01:09:24.000 And my dad reiterated that, saying, if you have to do two bunion surgeries, they say do it all because you'll never go back.

01:09:29.000 So my mom said I have to get bunion surgery.

01:09:31.000 And without even thinking, I said, oh, that's an easy one.

01:09:34.000 It turned around, and it's wrong.

01:09:38.000 What I did was wrong.

01:09:39.000 It was a cowardly act.

01:09:41.000 It was a cowardly way of dealing with the pain of the issue and trying to mitigate it.

01:09:46.000 That's the reality of it.

01:09:47.000 I know people think white lies, and yeah, there is a difference in severity of lies, and we'll get into that.

01:09:51.000 But it still is cowardly, because I was sitting there going, I don't want to deal with this right now.

01:09:57.000 Ah, you'll be fine.

01:09:58.000 Melanoma, no big thing.

01:10:00.000 Truth is, I should have dealt with it head on and been honest about it.

01:10:02.000 Now, some of you out there, before I get into some of this advice, some of you are beyond help.

01:10:06.000 Let me explain what I mean by this.

01:10:07.000 You can take all the advice in the world, you can apply it, and you'll still be miserable.

01:10:10.000 We've seen it. 0.99

01:10:11.000 How many people do we know who read the books, they put up the affirmations, they have their prayer groups, they do all the things that they're supposed to do, but they just never, ever get their crap together? 0.96

01:10:21.000 And they're beyond helping.

01:10:21.000 And by that, I mean, You helping someone or me helping?

01:10:25.000 But these people are not beyond hope.

01:10:27.000 They're beyond physical help from people like you or I. Not hope.

01:10:31.000 Let me explain what I mean by that.

01:10:32.000 I had an aunt, Nicole.

01:10:34.000 She's just passed away recently.

01:10:36.000 Lung cancer.

01:10:37.000 I have socialized health care.

01:10:38.000 I'll get into that in a whole other time.

01:10:39.000 But I was always afraid of her.

01:10:43.000 She was kind of mean.

01:10:45.000 She was very mean, actually, as a kid.

01:10:47.000 The last person I wanted to stay was with my Aunt Nicole.

01:10:49.000 I didn't know this growing up, but she had a very abusive childhood. 1.00

01:10:52.000 Not from my grandparents, but they couldn't afford to raise her during the Great Depression, so she had to go live with another family for a period of time.

01:10:58.000 Well, they got on their feet, and they were horrible to her, so it makes sense now, but when I was growing up, my Aunt Nicole scared me.

01:11:03.000 I thought she was very, very mean-spirited, and I didn't like her.

01:11:06.000 I didn't like being around her.

01:11:07.000 I was scared of her.

01:11:09.000 She never forgave my grandmother.

01:11:12.000 When my grandmother was dying from lung cancer and they prayed together and my grandmother apologized and she forgave her.

01:11:20.000 I know some people say people never change.

01:11:23.000 Now this person would be beyond help because my entire life that I knew her, she was never a nice person.

01:11:23.000 I saw it.

01:11:28.000 And then after this death, after this forgiveness, she was the nice aunt.

01:11:33.000 She was the person whose apartment I wanted.

01:11:35.000 I've never seen anything like it.

01:11:37.000 It was like Ebenezer Scrooge only.

01:11:39.000 It would have been considered lazy writing.

01:11:41.000 So I've seen it.

01:11:42.000 Okay?

01:11:43.000 So some people are beyond help, but they're not beyond hope.

01:11:45.000 It just means that, yeah, listen, as a Christian, I can call it spiritual healing.

01:11:49.000 You call it whatever you want.

01:11:51.000 Maybe something happened with her neurotransmission.

01:11:53.000 I have no idea.

01:11:53.000 It was like a whole different Aunt Nicole.

01:11:56.000 Go back to my lie.

01:11:57.000 It's wrong.

01:11:58.000 It's not altruistic.

01:11:59.000 Almost all lies, pretty much all of them, span from cowardice.

01:12:03.000 And the two things most corrosive to the human soul, while we talk about the things that lend themselves to success, are ironically success.

01:12:10.000 Also, that can really destroy people.

01:12:12.000 An aspect of life with external factors not entirely in your control.

01:12:14.000 I've talked about this.

01:12:15.000 Other factors at play.

01:12:17.000 And cowardice.

01:12:18.000 We've talked about this.

01:12:18.000 Which is internal.

01:12:20.000 Over which you have complete control.

01:12:22.000 And the worst sin that you can commit against anyone, more importantly yourself, is the lies of cowardice.

01:12:28.000 And yeah, lies to avoid hurting someone's feelings like I did.

01:12:30.000 Those ultimately spawn from cowardice.

01:12:32.000 I was afraid to deal with hurt feelings.

01:12:34.000 And so I sidestepped.

01:12:37.000 Little lie.

01:12:38.000 And sometimes we justify it, but it wasn't right.

01:12:41.000 But as far as the lies that really mold your soul, it's the cowardly lies that you tell to save yourself.

01:12:47.000 And I've done that.

01:12:49.000 All lies are told to avoid discomfort.

01:12:50.000 That's the reality, right?

01:12:51.000 The difference really clocks in between telling a lie to avoid someone else's discomfort, like when someone asks if they look fat, versus telling a lie to avoid discomfort yourself, often knowing that that burden, that hurt, gets passed on to someone else.

01:13:05.000 And I've done that too.

01:13:06.000 There was a period in my life when I was in junior high where I've done that, too.

01:13:10.000 Or, like, lying to a friend when you need to pick him up at the airport.

01:13:12.000 You say, you're unavailable.

01:13:14.000 Really, you're doing nothing.

01:13:15.000 You're playing video games.

01:13:16.000 All of us have done that.

01:13:17.000 But you're not lying to not hurt his feelings.

01:13:17.000 That's the less severe version.

01:13:19.000 You're lying because you don't want to pick him up at the airport.

01:13:21.000 Okay?

01:13:22.000 Lying about the broken vase that your mom really liked.

01:13:23.000 I did that.

01:13:24.000 Saying it wasn't you.

01:13:25.000 Wasn't lying to save my mom.

01:13:26.000 I was lying to save myself.

01:13:29.000 But then you go to more extreme examples.

01:13:30.000 Jesus.

01:13:30.000 Thirty pieces of silver.

01:13:32.000 What about lying to someone?

01:13:34.000 What about telling someone you love them?

01:13:36.000 You ever done that?

01:13:37.000 You ever tell someone you love them and you don't?

01:13:40.000 I've done that.

01:13:40.000 Or telling someone to trust you.

01:13:41.000 That's something we say a lot, right?

01:13:42.000 All the time.

01:13:43.000 Well, do we really know what trust means?

01:13:43.000 How?

01:13:45.000 This is why I said because you need to be able to trust yourself.

01:13:47.000 This is the actual definition of trust.

01:13:49.000 It's the firm belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of someone or something.

01:13:54.000 I've really tried to curb using that word because we say it all the time.

01:13:57.000 Trust me.

01:13:58.000 Trust me as a promise.

01:13:58.000 Trust me.

01:14:00.000 Half of them say, ah, trust me, the Habs, the Canadians, they're going to go all the way this year. 0.60

01:14:03.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:14:04.000 That's a lie.

01:14:05.000 There's no way you could ensure that trust.

01:14:07.000 There's no way you could ensure that the Montreal Canadiens are going to win the Stanley Cup this year.

01:14:11.000 Why should I trust you?

01:14:13.000 Why just say I hope they do?

01:14:15.000 Trust me, I know how to fix a car when you've never worked on a car.

01:14:18.000 I did that once when someone said, do you know how to fix a starter?

01:14:21.000 I said, yes.

01:14:24.000 No clue.

01:14:26.000 It was my own car, to be fair.

01:14:27.000 It was my own Datsun.

01:14:28.000 And I ruined it.

01:14:30.000 Turns out it was a transistor or alternator or something, anyway.

01:14:33.000 But trust me, I got your back.

01:14:34.000 We know that we have a lot of colloquialism.

01:14:36.000 But we usually don't mean it.

01:14:38.000 Right?

01:14:38.000 Just like, ah, trust me, man.

01:14:40.000 Be real.

01:14:41.000 I got you.

01:14:42.000 Trust me.

01:14:43.000 Lies of cowardice breed betrayal.

01:14:46.000 and of those who trust us most, those who love us most, of ourselves. We betray ourselves.

01:14:52.000 And we all inherently know this to be true. This is one thing that's really uncomfortable

01:14:54.000 for people to talk about because it's uncomfortable to admit it yourself like I've had to do.

01:14:58.000 But human beings, we don't have a lot of respect for this kind of stuff.

01:15:03.000 Like, Longshanks is going to Longshanks.

01:15:06.000 No one really thinks of Braveheart in false Longshanks.

01:15:08.000 It's a man who betrays Braveheart out of cowardice who you can't stand.

01:15:11.000 Bane, memorable.

01:15:12.000 You can kind of understand it.

01:15:12.000 You don't blame him for being a rival.

01:15:14.000 You just have no respect for Catwoman for locking him in.

01:15:17.000 The little guy who's Neckystaps, that Australian actor.

01:15:21.000 I always forget his name.

01:15:21.000 But I like him.

01:15:22.000 He was in Bloodline.

01:15:25.000 He thought the money would save him from his own cowardice.

01:15:27.000 How often do people insult cowards, for example, by calling them Pontius Pilate?

01:15:33.000 Never.

01:15:34.000 It's Judas.

01:15:36.000 And that's what we use when we often call people out.

01:15:39.000 And that stems from lies with cowardice.

01:15:40.000 And there's a real practical reason why decent people are revolted by that kind of cowardice.

01:15:44.000 And this is the one thing, again, with success, handling success, that's a whole other deal.

01:15:48.000 We've watched people deal with success both really well and really poorly.

01:15:52.000 People who've been on this show, some of them, It can hurt everyone around you.

01:15:56.000 But, I'll give you a practical reason.

01:15:57.000 In combat sports, okay, the first thing they teach you, one of the first thing they train, is how to channel the flinch reflex, right?

01:16:03.000 They teach you in boxing, for example, not to look away.

01:16:05.000 So sure, you learn your footwork, you learn your head movement, you learn how to avoid taking a hit on the button, but you also learn that this is a fight, and every now and then, one shot is going to slip through.

01:16:14.000 None of us are getting out of this life alive, and no one is getting out unscathed.

01:16:18.000 At least a few shots are coming through, and when they do, you cannot, ah!

01:16:22.000 Look away and turtle.

01:16:24.000 That's the first thing you're taught.

01:16:25.000 Because you're just dead at that point.

01:16:27.000 You haven't hit the ground. 0.56

01:16:28.000 Because the coward, the person who lies to themselves, the person who lies to others out of cowardice, thinks they're avoiding the discomfort.

01:16:34.000 But you're just setting yourself up for the next shot.

01:16:36.000 And that's what happens to people who live their entire life that way.

01:16:39.000 When truth is coming down the pike, you turtle up to avoid the discomfort, and then guess what? 0.88

01:16:44.000 There's more truth.

01:16:45.000 Come on right into it.

01:16:47.000 And I've done it.

01:16:47.000 I've had times in my life where I've been there trying to avoid the discomfort with lies of cowardice.

01:16:52.000 And you know what happens when you turtle up and you look away?

01:16:54.000 You don't see the next shot coming.

01:16:56.000 You never see what's coming down the pipe.

01:16:58.000 You're afraid to deal with the discomfort, and you set yourself up for a world of hurt, and it sucks your soul out of your body.

01:17:04.000 And I've seen people who are on the twilight years of their life, who have lived their entire life that way, and you just get march-stepped into the corner and taken out.

01:17:14.000 Some of you are beyond help.

01:17:16.000 But not beyond hope.

01:17:18.000 Some of you have been telling these lies of cowardice for so long that they've become second nature.

01:17:21.000 There's nothing I could say or anything you could say for thinking of someone in your life that they'd even be able to acknowledge it.

01:17:27.000 But most of you, the vast majority of you watching this, you can catch it.

01:17:30.000 The very next time you're put in a hot seat, you have a chance to tell a lie that even you know people will believe and get you out of it.

01:17:37.000 That's the test.

01:17:38.000 Not, do you stop lying when you know you get caught?

01:17:42.000 Do you decide not to lie when you know you can get away with it?

01:17:45.000 Tell the truth instead.

01:17:46.000 That's bravery.

01:17:47.000 It's not only doing the right thing in the face of fear, but doing the right thing when presented... That's the thing with brave.

01:17:53.000 We've often heard fearless.

01:17:54.000 You've heard me say this before.

01:17:55.000 They're fearless.

01:17:56.000 Brave people aren't fearless. 0.98

01:17:58.000 Fearless people are psychopaths. 0.99

01:17:59.000 People who are afraid, they're psychopaths.

01:18:01.000 Brave people do what's right in the face of fear.

01:18:04.000 More importantly, bravery is doing the right thing, not only in the face of fear, but when presented with the equally available option of comfort through a lie.

01:18:16.000 We haven't said that there's the brave and there's the fearful.

01:18:18.000 No.

01:18:18.000 There's not the brave and the fearful.

01:18:20.000 The brave are fearful.

01:18:21.000 The world is filled with the brave, the cowards.

01:18:24.000 It is filled with the leaders, the strong men, women, heroes, the people we admire, and the comfortable.

01:18:30.000 And it's a lot easier to stop those lies of cowardice now, tomorrow.

01:18:34.000 So here's what you do.

01:18:35.000 People say, all right, here's a life tip.

01:18:36.000 Some of you are beyond help.

01:18:37.000 But wake up tomorrow and say, OK, I will make it a point, Jordan Pearson talks about this, to never tell a lie Just to get myself out of a bind.

01:18:48.000 I'm not going to do it.

01:18:48.000 I'm not going to allow myself to do it.

01:18:50.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:18:51.000 Period.

01:18:51.000 Just tell the truth.

01:18:52.000 You don't even have to always tell the truth.

01:18:55.000 Just don't tell the lie.

01:18:59.000 After the bunion thing, I spoke with my mom.

01:19:00.000 I said, you know, I'm sorry, mom.

01:19:02.000 This is really gonna hurt.

01:19:04.000 And it was very, very uncomfortable.

01:19:05.000 You know what?

01:19:06.000 It was the right thing to do.

01:19:07.000 And then, because we're being honest, I can be there for her as she needs me to be.

01:19:11.000 So, that's it.

01:19:12.000 The two things that we've talked about with interviewing the best people in the world, believing in yourself, discipline, consistency.

01:19:18.000 Two things that destroy, success and cowardice.

01:19:23.000 And cowardice always breeds lying to avoid discomfort.

01:19:26.000 That's what most of us, as human beings, we avoid discomfort.

01:19:28.000 Leave the hard door open, as I always say.

01:19:30.000 Do it tomorrow.

01:19:31.000 You can do it.

01:19:32.000 It's an easy step.

01:19:33.000 It's a self-help book you're gonna hate.

01:19:34.000 You won't like it.

Louder with Crowder - July 27, 2018

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