Louder with Crowder - September 21, 2018


#392 THE TRUTH ABOUT THE KAVANAUGH ACCUSATIONS! Sargon of Akkad, Glenn Beck | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

197.00269

Word Count

14,657

Sentence Count

1,220

Misogynist Sentences

67

Hate Speech Sentences

47


Summary

Glenn Beck joins Jemele to discuss the latest in the Supreme Court confirmation process and the latest on Brett and Christine Blasey Ford's case against Brett Kavanagh. Comedian Norm Macdonald announces he will not be returning to the Tonight Show with host Jimmy Fallon after his controversial appearance on the show.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Louder with Crowder Studios is protected exclusively by Walther and Hopper.
00:00:05.000 I'm telling you.
00:00:20.000 At some point, something has to be done.
00:00:22.000 Going up against YouTube directly is a suicide mission.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:26.000 You too.
00:00:26.000 I don't care.
00:00:27.000 The demonetizations, the restrictions, the hard strikes.
00:00:31.000 It's gotta stop.
00:00:32.000 And if we don't do something soon, there won't be a Mug Club left to save.
00:00:36.000 I'm just glad to be here.
00:00:38.000 Hey, kid.
00:00:38.000 Hey kid, so what do you plan to do about the 310 tumblers, Jack?
00:00:46.000 I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:00:51.000 Hey, Bob.
00:00:53.000 Leave the 310 tumblers to me.
00:00:55.000 For right now, we've got to take care of you two.
00:01:17.000 Right into this world, all alone.
00:01:23.000 Gotta take your soul, you're on your own.
00:01:29.000 The crow flies straight, gotta raise some hell, before they take you down.
00:01:37.000 Gotta live this life, gotta look this world in the eye.
00:01:48.000 Gotta live this life Till you die
00:01:53.000 You're a strange animal That's what I know
00:02:19.000 I am I am
00:02:22.000 You're a strange animal I come to follow
00:02:26.000 On your speech That was me pointing actually to bring in our third chair
00:02:35.000 right away Matt Matt, at Matt Iseman on the Instagram and on the Twitter.
00:02:39.000 Whoa!
00:02:39.000 And you know why?
00:02:40.000 I was actually at a doctor's office and you were on the cover of, what is it, Rheumatoid... Arthritis Today, I might... Arthritis Today!
00:02:45.000 I'm like the Kim Kardashian of the arthritis world.
00:02:48.000 Three-time cover man.
00:02:49.000 Whoa!
00:02:49.000 I will have you know, yeah.
00:02:51.000 And the lady said... Impressive.
00:02:52.000 Oh, is that Matt Iseman?
00:02:53.000 Oh, I just love him.
00:02:54.000 He's the Gimps.
00:02:55.000 I'm huge amongst Gimps.
00:02:58.000 American Ninja Warrior Junior is coming out October 13th on Universal Kids.
00:03:06.000 Kids age 9 to 14 will be taken on the course.
00:03:08.000 That sounds like childhood.
00:03:09.000 I have a question.
00:03:11.000 Is this my first time actually being in the third chair?
00:03:14.000 Do we get to drink the wine of the day or do we just talk about it?
00:03:17.000 We got a little purple angel carmen year purple angel carmen year
00:03:22.000 No, it sounds like a weird. I have a question. Yeah, this is my first time actually being in the third chair
00:03:26.000 Do we get to drink the wine of the day?
00:03:28.000 You don't like wine even actually when we did the big SMU show and he came out and he poured it in the glass he
00:03:37.000 Leaned in and he whispers it you better not drink that This is Welch's.
00:03:41.000 It's grape juice.
00:03:42.000 You're getting an invoice.
00:03:43.000 We have on the show today Sarkana Makad.
00:03:45.000 Yeah.
00:03:45.000 Oh, nice.
00:03:46.000 Then we have Glenn Beck on the show.
00:03:47.000 Whoa.
00:03:47.000 And, of course, we're going to be talking about Kavanaugh, everything that you need to know about Kavanaugh.
00:03:52.000 The timeline's been going back and forth.
00:03:53.000 I feel like a lot of people have been They're getting lost in the shuffle, so we're going to try and clarify that for you.
00:03:58.000 First, though, the question of the day.
00:03:59.000 The left, you know, they say right now to believe all women because it's basically a blatant virtue signal being sent out to mothers and daughters.
00:04:06.000 But what about the message it sends to fathers and sons when the left declares them guilty until proven innocent?
00:04:11.000 Genuinely, I wonder what ramifications do you see there?
00:04:14.000 Comment below.
00:04:14.000 And why is no one talking about that?
00:04:16.000 I think it's, again, unintended consequences.
00:04:18.000 I think it's a great statement to say believe all women.
00:04:22.000 It's just making that leap to then convict all men.
00:04:24.000 It's that idea of, we certainly want these accusers to feel heard, but then it's this due process idea of, again, okay, we will hear you, we will believe that this is a credible thing, but it needs to be investigated before we draw any conclusions, before we end a career.
00:04:38.000 Wait, do you hear that?
00:04:39.000 That's the sound of your Tonight Show appearance being cancelled.
00:04:43.000 I don't know what happened here.
00:04:44.000 I just voiced an opinion about my fans.
00:04:46.000 You have to have a down syndrome.
00:04:48.000 I mean, when Norm Macdonald has become controversial, after saying specifically, my show will not be topical, he gets drawn in.
00:04:58.000 There's no way around it because it's 2018.
00:04:59.000 But first, leading the news before we get to Kavanaugh, Batman is going to be showing off his bat tally-whacker in the new comic book.
00:05:06.000 It comes from TMZ, the uncensored version of the member-only Shows up in print editions of DC's new, quote, Adult Black Label series.
00:05:15.000 This has been all over trending, though it should come as no surprise, given who's been announced to portray Batman.
00:05:21.000 I should say the Dark Knights.
00:05:23.000 Makes sense.
00:05:24.000 Is that Carlos Danger?
00:05:28.000 That's the worst, but best screen name ever.
00:05:30.000 Actually, I couldn't believe, because I saw the image of Batman's member, which first of all, he's circumcised.
00:05:38.000 You don't have to click the picture.
00:05:39.000 You can read the story without it.
00:05:41.000 You have to approve the picture.
00:05:43.000 Admit that you're 18.
00:05:44.000 Here's one of the things that bothers me, is when people don't actually do the research on these things and start talking about them.
00:05:49.000 I wanted to see Batman's member and see what was going on.
00:05:52.000 First of all, he's clipped.
00:05:54.000 You know this, Bruce Wayne could be a Jewish family, any other wealthy, but I just thought, I thought, what is this idea of taking these characters who were so distinctly a part of childhood and trying to make this adult black label series like, well, we're going to make this so dark that we're going to put a penis in it.
00:06:13.000 And we're going to give him an origin story where his name was Bruce Nevewitz.
00:06:17.000 Also in the news, by the way, an Arizona man faked Down syndrome just to hire caregivers.
00:06:24.000 ABC News.
00:06:24.000 The first victim reported that she assisted him with diaper changes.
00:06:28.000 Oh my gosh.
00:06:29.000 Baths on 30 occasions.
00:06:30.000 The second and third victim took over.
00:06:32.000 All said that he would become sexually aroused as he was being bathed.
00:06:37.000 Suspicions arose, by the way, when police arrived at the scene and noticed the suspect was not retarded.
00:06:44.000 You just lost your Tonight Show appearance.
00:06:46.000 Norm Macdonald said that!
00:06:48.000 It was just rave.
00:06:48.000 It was just regular, non-retarded rave.
00:06:51.000 He didn't just say he was retarded, he claimed Down Syndrome.
00:06:53.000 I've worked with special needs people.
00:06:55.000 You can see that.
00:06:56.000 That's kind of an eyeball thing.
00:06:57.000 Usually, by the way, they're jacked.
00:06:59.000 You go down to the guys, you're like, oh my god, what do you do?
00:07:01.000 What kind of shrugs are you doing?
00:07:02.000 It's like, I don't know, and they're really happy.
00:07:04.000 Well, look, I don't approve of this, but if you're gonna go this far to get bathed, okay, I can see something at the end of the rainbow there for you, but being somebody who sits around in a diaper that's dirty all day, He was angrily pooping.
00:07:20.000 That's the most disturbing part of this entire thing for me.
00:07:22.000 You wanted to sit around in your own crap until somebody changed you.
00:07:25.000 This was also a movie with Johnny Knoxville.
00:07:27.000 Remember that where he was the ringer?
00:07:28.000 Where he wanted to win the Special Olympics and ended up falling in love?
00:07:31.000 That was also not a good film and this is not a good story.
00:07:34.000 So let's move on to the international front.
00:07:37.000 It doesn't get any better.
00:07:38.000 Chinese kindergarten welcomed kids back to school with a pole dancer.
00:07:41.000 That is the way to go back to school.
00:07:44.000 This is actually, here's a video, this is how they greeted the students coming back to the school.
00:07:52.000 This is the assembly.
00:07:53.000 Look at the confusion on those kids.
00:07:55.000 You're gonna be a dancer?
00:07:58.000 Is the pole for fire drill?
00:08:02.000 I don't know what they're expecting when they're sending their kids to Love You Longtime Elementary.
00:08:05.000 It seems as though it would have been self-explanatory.
00:08:07.000 It should have been.
00:08:08.000 Okay.
00:08:09.000 I'll tell you what, that day I couldn't wait to get to finger painting.
00:08:11.000 If you know what I'm saying.
00:08:14.000 You are among the dads who set PC Tennant's record.
00:08:16.000 Is she the kindergarten teacher?
00:08:19.000 I don't know.
00:08:19.000 That was incredible!
00:08:21.000 Please get in trouble.
00:08:22.000 Please.
00:08:23.000 I'm going back to kindergarten.
00:08:24.000 Because there was training there.
00:08:26.000 Either they hired a professional.
00:08:27.000 That's not someone who just got up on the pole.
00:08:29.000 Let me just...
00:08:31.000 The kids, I dance on pole!
00:08:32.000 No, this is of someone who's, like, super flexible.
00:08:35.000 Clearly, they've been doing the pole.
00:08:36.000 And had the outfit.
00:08:37.000 Yeah, had the outfit.
00:08:38.000 And they were ready to go.
00:08:39.000 Look, they store it in the teacher's lounge?
00:08:41.000 Uh, I don't know about that.
00:08:42.000 Look, any time we make fun of your culture, this is why, okay?
00:08:45.000 This is just one more reason why.
00:08:47.000 Shut up, all cultures are equal.
00:08:48.000 Which, uh, hold on, yeah.
00:08:49.000 I was gonna say, what made it creepier, that pole was actually Batman's member.
00:08:53.000 So that's why, that was for kindergarten, that was really appropriate.
00:08:56.000 Much easier without his head!
00:08:58.000 Thank you, Neibowitz!
00:08:59.000 Alright, speaking of cultures, we have to turn our eye now to Eye on India.
00:09:09.000 Shut up.
00:09:10.000 Everybody, let's just agree on this.
00:09:12.000 Smuggler arrested at Delhi airport for hiding gold in his posterior.
00:09:16.000 This comes from Hindustan Times, which almost sounds like a fake newspaper, but it's real.
00:09:20.000 On detailed baggage examination and personal search, it was discovered that the accused had hidden nine gold bars.
00:09:26.000 I don't remember hiding nine gold bars.
00:09:27.000 Nine bars!
00:09:29.000 Nine bars inside his rectum.
00:09:33.000 In his defense, he claimed he had Down syndrome.
00:09:36.000 So again, at this point, that's where we're at.
00:09:39.000 They're not thrilled.
00:09:40.000 Do you know how much a gold bar weighs?
00:09:42.000 Do you know what kind of rectal strength this guy would have to have?
00:09:46.000 And size and capacity?
00:09:47.000 He's like the rectal gold bar equivalent of a stork.
00:09:52.000 The other thing is I also just realized this is the origin story for Goldfinger.
00:09:57.000 That was his proctologist.
00:09:59.000 That's how he got the nickname.
00:10:02.000 Wow!
00:10:03.000 By the way, he's an actual, he's a board-certified MD.
00:10:06.000 I am.
00:10:07.000 Really?
00:10:07.000 Oh, that's right!
00:10:08.000 I never found nine gold bars in a patient.
00:10:10.000 It would have been, what did you find in there?
00:10:13.000 Uh, nothing.
00:10:13.000 Uh, nothing at all.
00:10:15.000 I'm not super surprised with my fiance and some of the stories she's told us about what she's heard.
00:10:19.000 Yeah.
00:10:21.000 Lead with the nurse.
00:10:23.000 There's a man who literally comes in every single year on his birthday with a new item.
00:10:27.000 I think the last one was a water hose.
00:10:30.000 It was a garden hose.
00:10:30.000 I'm not sure.
00:10:31.000 Yeah, it was a garden hose.
00:10:33.000 Like, this is his event.
00:10:34.000 That also sets records.
00:10:34.000 Yeah, he just, he's like, blow out the candles and, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
00:10:37.000 And time for the AstroGlide!
00:10:39.000 You're gonna see this story in Outdoom with ten gold bars.
00:10:41.000 Finally, statistics actually show that British police arrest nine people, not, we have a theme now, I don't remember any arrests.
00:10:47.000 I don't remember arresting nine people a day.
00:10:49.000 Nine people a day for posting offensive messages.
00:10:53.000 Comes from reason.
00:10:53.000 In 2016, 3,300 people were detained and questioned for things they said online.
00:10:58.000 In some parts of Britain, the arrest rate for offensive speech has risen by nearly 900% in recent years.
00:11:05.000 So it started off just as arrests for alleged Islamophobia, misgendering trannies, but then with soccer, the police got out of hand.
00:11:13.000 Well, it seems to be another piss-poor performance for your main chester.
00:11:17.000 As we call you, Queer Chester.
00:11:21.000 But I'm sure you already knew that.
00:11:23.000 After all, with recent school... No!
00:11:30.000 Open the door!
00:11:31.000 I'm not a big fan of Europe.
00:11:33.000 Nightstick your hand.
00:11:34.000 I need to call you.
00:11:36.000 This is why 250 plus years ago we gave England the middle finger.
00:11:40.000 Yes, this is exactly why.
00:11:41.000 This is freedom of speech, but no, you...
00:11:44.000 What amazes me though is you're looking at these platforms like Twitter and how they talk about the censorship that goes on in China and yet clearly while it's not being censored people are being prosecuted for it and you would think that these platforms ostensibly these last bastions of speech would be against this, would be opposed to this idea that people posting simple ideas that would be demonstrably acceptable most anywhere.
00:12:11.000 It is remarkable.
00:12:12.000 And what's crazy to me, too, is we protect speech that's liable.
00:12:16.000 We protect speech that's defamation now from the left, as long as it's a target that they don't like.
00:12:21.000 But then actual speech, actual expression, whether it's comedy, to the written word, to even, honestly, in the case of Kavanaugh, which is a good example, we'll move on to that here, The defamation is what they protect.
00:12:32.000 She doesn't need to protect her innocence.
00:12:33.000 That actually brings us to the meat segment for today.
00:12:36.000 For those of you who haven't kept it straight, let's go on to this.
00:12:39.000 Everything you needed to know about Kavanaugh but were afraid to ask.
00:12:42.000 Lion-Whore Edition.
00:12:44.000 Allegedly.
00:12:46.000 Allegedly.
00:12:48.000 I see Matt going like, oh no.
00:12:51.000 So let me give you some macro context here for people who don't really remember the story.
00:12:55.000 Remember the story.
00:12:56.000 It's still ongoing.
00:12:57.000 But by the time we hit Friday, by the time we hit Thursday, it's hard to remember what happened on Monday.
00:13:02.000 That's where we are.
00:13:03.000 So still in the news, everyone's talking about the alleged attempted rape accusation from Dr. Christine Ford.
00:13:09.000 By the way, no longer going to be calling her doctor.
00:13:11.000 Yeah.
00:13:12.000 Christine Ford.
00:13:13.000 Christine.
00:13:13.000 It's just like... Christy!
00:13:15.000 I'm Christy Ford!
00:13:16.000 You're Dr. Christy!
00:13:17.000 Alright, listen, by the way, hit the notification bell, join Muggle if you haven't already, you get this show every single day, $99 annually, 69 for students, veterans, active military, or there will be no more crowd or confronts or change my mind.
00:13:26.000 The choice is yours.
00:13:26.000 Let me just say this, of course it's possible that the accusations here could be accurate.
00:13:32.000 Right.
00:13:32.000 And we're not saying that all accusations of attempted rape are false.
00:13:36.000 Okay, can everyone concur?
00:13:37.000 We're on the same page there, right?
00:13:39.000 By the way, do we all agree rape is bad?
00:13:41.000 RAPE IS BAD!
00:13:42.000 RAPE BAD!
00:13:43.000 Hold on a second, make sure you say bad a little bit so they can't take it out of context.
00:13:45.000 RAPE IS BAD!
00:13:46.000 BAD!
00:13:51.000 But if you look at the way the story pans out, I hope we've prefaced it now, if you
00:13:55.000 look at the timeline, you have to balance the scales of justice between, was there an
00:14:01.000 attempt at rape some 30-odd-something years ago that someone doesn't know when it happened
00:14:05.000 or where it happened and why he possibly stopped mid-rape, possibly drunk and passed out, or
00:14:10.000 Or is she a lying whore?
00:14:11.000 We're going to present the evidence to you, and you decide.
00:14:14.000 Yes, by the way, I know you're saying, just me, no one else in this room.
00:14:16.000 I labeled her a lying whore without proof.
00:14:18.000 Granted, she did the same, but with attempted rape!
00:14:22.000 That's the purpose here!
00:14:24.000 Rapist!
00:14:25.000 Whore!
00:14:27.000 Let's see what happens!
00:14:30.000 It should be a fair fight.
00:14:31.000 We'll see.
00:14:32.000 Listen, I hope people are understanding the point.
00:14:35.000 What's so funny is if you listen to her attorney, did you guys follow this?
00:14:38.000 Ford's lawyer?
00:14:38.000 She said, well my client doesn't need to prove the innocence of her case.
00:14:44.000 Here's what's been interesting to me with this is, look, the statute of limitations clearly has passed.
00:14:48.000 Yes.
00:14:49.000 So there's not going to be a crime.
00:14:50.000 So obviously this is just to judge, is this guy, does he deserve to have a position on the Supreme Court or not?
00:14:56.000 And what I thought was really fascinating was a group of women who knew him at the school wrote a letter attesting to his character.
00:15:02.000 Like 60.
00:15:03.000 And then a contrarian group wrote a letter saying, we experienced things that make us feel this is believable.
00:15:12.000 And you realize neither of those things have any bearing on this.
00:15:15.000 It's just people saying feelings or things.
00:15:17.000 There are no facts involved here.
00:15:18.000 And there are unfortunately no facts to prove this one way or another.
00:15:21.000 I don't even know if this were actually in front of a court, what it would look like.
00:15:24.000 He didn't hold the door for Becky!
00:15:31.000 The lawyer came out and said, oh, my client doesn't need to prove the innocence of her claim.
00:15:35.000 No, no!
00:15:35.000 You accused him of rape!
00:15:37.000 Do you know anything about the justice system?
00:15:39.000 It's not, I accuse you of rape.
00:15:41.000 My claim is true until you prove it false.
00:15:43.000 Just watch Injustice for All with Al Pacino once!
00:15:47.000 So let's look at this and whether this could be a PR stunt or not.
00:15:51.000 Here are the fundamental problems with the allegations against Kavanaugh.
00:15:53.000 So let me, I have some sources here because they're important and I want to make sure I get this right.
00:15:57.000 Christine Ford, not doctor, I will not say doctor, and I won't say doctor for you either, Matt Iseman.
00:16:01.000 I agree.
00:16:02.000 You watch while people fall into pools of four foot deep water.
00:16:05.000 You're not saving humanity anytime soon.
00:16:07.000 You sound like my dad now.
00:16:08.000 Apparently now they're nine-year-olds.
00:16:11.000 Dunk the four-year-old in there.
00:16:13.000 Let's see if he can swim after being discombobulated by giant foam pads.
00:16:17.000 The hell's the difference?
00:16:17.000 Wasn't entertaining enough as it was.
00:16:19.000 Hope you have one hell of a liability waiver, Matt.
00:16:23.000 So, Ford, has he remotely kept the details of her own story straight?
00:16:28.000 And the only person who can truly vouch for her is Dianne Feinstein.
00:16:31.000 Now, I can't say everything's truthful.
00:16:34.000 I don't know.
00:16:35.000 But I do know that, um, you had to contact her lawyers.
00:16:42.000 Dammit, Diane, you had one job!
00:16:45.000 Just say she's not a lying whore, and you couldn't do that!
00:16:49.000 So let me recap this for you.
00:16:50.000 Ford accused Kavanaugh of attempted rape in a letter to Diane Feinstein that Feinstein didn't mention until after the hearings.
00:16:55.000 Feinstein said Tuesday she can't vouch for everything, whether it's true or not.
00:16:57.000 Ford doesn't remember exactly when it happened or where it happened.
00:17:00.000 Her story contradicts the therapist.
00:17:01.000 The attorney's story contradicts Ford's.
00:17:03.000 An attorney that originally said Ford would testify is now, I think, saying that she's not going to testify, was put in retainer on August, at which point she took a lie detector test for an accusation she claims She was never going to make publicly at all.
00:17:13.000 Should be noted investigators are saying that there is still the noted possibility of Ford being a dirty lying whore.
00:17:18.000 This is the investigators.
00:17:20.000 Allegedly.
00:17:20.000 Again, again, just if you're gonna say rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, liar.
00:17:27.000 The whore is, I'll give you, it's just to throw a little spin, it's a curve ball.
00:17:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:31.000 There's no other purpose there.
00:17:32.000 It's mean spirited.
00:17:34.000 So here's what I will, I will add something here because I want to keep my job and I can't tell you how Here's what's really hard, and again, it feels awful having to issue these caveats.
00:17:46.000 Look, again, I'm a white man, I'm a bigger guy.
00:17:48.000 This is something I probably haven't experienced.
00:17:50.000 You're a bigger guy?
00:17:51.000 What does that mean?
00:17:51.000 Bigger guy in the sense of, you know, again, I probably haven't been put in a situation where you're pressured My point being, I never want to diminish this, and I think the Me Too movement has brought down a lot of people who deserve to be brought down.
00:18:09.000 Here's the part that I thought would have been where I could see this having some merit.
00:18:17.000 If she brought this story out, And 100 other women came out and said, you know what?
00:18:21.000 I had a similar experience.
00:18:22.000 All of a sudden there's credibility, smoke, there's fire.
00:18:25.000 But when it's just been her, and we haven't seen this outpouring of people saying, Brett Kavanaugh has been this cad, this handsy guy his whole career.
00:18:34.000 Then I think it becomes much harder to say, with the absence of any proof, how do you... It is not the job of her to provide any proof!
00:18:41.000 She is innocent until proven not with proof!
00:18:44.000 What are you talking about?
00:18:45.000 I thought you were supposed to be a doctor!
00:18:47.000 Look, I think what they've done is they've hijacked the pound me too movement, okay?
00:18:51.000 They really have.
00:18:52.000 Feinstein basically said, look, how can we delay this hearing?
00:18:54.000 Okay, here we go.
00:18:55.000 We're gonna run on the hashtag me too, and we're gonna make an accusation that we don't have to prove.
00:18:59.000 By the way, I don't know if anybody is aware of how our legal system works.
00:19:02.000 You're innocent until proven guilty.
00:19:04.000 Well, here's something else, too.
00:19:05.000 By the way, something that doesn't make sense to me is the stop mid-rape.
00:19:08.000 I've talked about this yesterday.
00:19:09.000 You either rape or the woman has a gun.
00:19:12.000 A rapist is sick twisted.
00:19:14.000 He gets off on rape.
00:19:15.000 That's why he's doing it.
00:19:16.000 He's a rapist.
00:19:17.000 We're supposed to believe he reaches the big show and just passes out?
00:19:20.000 Yeah.
00:19:21.000 Or friends jumped on top of him, sort of?
00:19:23.000 I don't know.
00:19:24.000 Again, it'd be like someone who's into S&M and he's got the electrodes clamped to his balls.
00:19:27.000 He's like, I'm sleeping, I'm taking a nap.
00:19:29.000 No, no, this is the most, the guy's a rapist.
00:19:30.000 He's sick.
00:19:31.000 This is what you waited for.
00:19:31.000 This is what he's been waiting for.
00:19:33.000 It doesn't make any sense to me.
00:19:34.000 None of it adds up.
00:19:35.000 And here's, by the way, to go to Matt's point, how you differentiate between like Weinstein and Cosby from Kavanaugh.
00:19:39.000 With Weinstein and Cosby, we had verifiable claims proven in a court of law, at least with Cosby.
00:19:43.000 Even admissions of guilt.
00:19:45.000 And I know confessions can be coerced.
00:19:46.000 Okay, fine.
00:19:47.000 But bear with me here for time.
00:19:49.000 Places, times, witnesses, quaaludes.
00:19:51.000 In instances like Kavanaugh, we have claims that can't be verified.
00:19:56.000 What's a quaalude?
00:19:57.000 Try it out!
00:19:59.000 Jello!
00:20:00.000 A claim so vague, by the way, it's impossible to verify at all.
00:20:04.000 And of course, what do we see?
00:20:05.000 The accuser playing the victim complex.
00:20:08.000 This is what's important.
00:20:09.000 When someone comes forward with an accusation, no proof, as a matter of fact, something that could not possibly be proven, and plays a serious victim card, that right away my antenna go up.
00:20:18.000 And you want to believe people, but again, we do have to think of the reputations of people whose lives are absolutely destroyed.
00:20:24.000 Raping somebody, terrible crime.
00:20:26.000 Accusing somebody of raping somebody, also a horrible crime.
00:20:30.000 When did it happen?
00:20:31.000 This is a good question.
00:20:32.000 Let's just start with that.
00:20:33.000 Okay, when?
00:20:34.000 Who, what, when, where, why?
00:20:35.000 When?
00:20:36.000 In original letter four she said the party happened somewhere in the 1980s.
00:20:41.000 What does that mean?
00:20:42.000 That covers everything from The Empire Strikes Back to Weekend at Bernie's.
00:20:44.000 That's a big, that's a very wide spectrum.
00:20:46.000 That's a very big spectrum.
00:20:48.000 Like, when?
00:20:50.000 Okay, if you were to look at the marquee at the cinema.
00:20:52.000 And then she said, oh, it was 1982.
00:20:54.000 Pick a number.
00:20:54.000 It's just, it's just, it's like pick a number, any number.
00:20:58.000 It's like she's got the shell cards.
00:21:00.000 They just keep moving.
00:21:01.000 You know that shell game?
00:21:02.000 Where you're like, ah, I'm going to pick number three.
00:21:04.000 Rapist!
00:21:05.000 Like it's a talking shell.
00:21:08.000 So in the original Ford letter, she says it happened in a suburban Montgomery home, then later says maybe it was also near a country club, but then she's not sure.
00:21:14.000 Also, she has no idea how she got home.
00:21:16.000 Maybe she was a little drunk, I don't know.
00:21:19.000 We usually fact check these claims on the show.
00:21:22.000 There's no way in this case!
00:21:24.000 Again, because Lying Whore Edition.
00:21:25.000 Now, moving on.
00:21:26.000 If the who, what, when, where, why breakdown is really important, we're still missing the who, where, when.
00:21:30.000 Still!
00:21:31.000 So, at least two of the other four people who were supposedly there at this event denied happening.
00:21:36.000 Here's problem number three.
00:21:38.000 The goal, what's the endgame here?
00:21:40.000 If the goal is the truth, like we were talking about with Michael Doris, the Catholic Church, if the goal is to actually fix the church, if the goal here is the truth, having hearings aiming for transparency, that would be seeking the truth.
00:21:51.000 That's what Ford's lawyers claim is the goal, the truth, not politics.
00:21:55.000 I think intention matters.
00:21:57.000 I think if we are trying to really engage in an inquiry to get at the truth, a highly politicized environment such as the one we're in is not designed to do that.
00:22:07.000 As a matter of fact, they claim that they would do anything possible to make sure that the truth comes to light.
00:22:13.000 Would your client be willing to testify under oath in front of the full Senate Judiciary Committee?
00:22:18.000 Please tell us, skinny Ron Perlman.
00:22:20.000 My client will do whatever is necessary to make sure that the Senate Judiciary Committee has the full story and the full set of allegations to allow them to make a fully informed decision.
00:22:35.000 Okay, good.
00:22:36.000 So the Republicans said, okay, sure, let's have a hearing.
00:22:40.000 Are you free Monday at Monday!
00:22:45.000 All day Monday!
00:22:46.000 We will clear all of the mun... day.
00:22:49.000 Does any of that work for you?
00:22:54.000 Forge refusing to attend, refusing to provide any proof of the claims, and again, insisting the FBI should investigate.
00:23:02.000 Democrats seem to think the FBI is like their oppo research arm.
00:23:06.000 I wonder if they could get that idea!
00:23:07.000 But the FBI, they've already said no.
00:23:12.000 No.
00:23:12.000 They're like, well, we won't do a hearing until we get the FBI!
00:23:14.000 And the FBI's like, that's not... That's not what we're supposed to do.
00:23:17.000 Do you know what we'd do?
00:23:18.000 Like, do you know, like, Matt Iseman also isn't, like, probably, he's probably not your proctologist.
00:23:21.000 I'm Mr. Incredible.
00:23:24.000 I'll go back in time and find out what happened.
00:23:27.000 Well, you know, with the investigation, when she says that she wants an investigation with the FBI, one, we already talked about the statute of limitations.
00:23:33.000 Two, she hasn't brought forth any proof.
00:23:35.000 You've been robbed.
00:23:36.000 Okay.
00:23:36.000 Tell me, how have you been robbed?
00:23:37.000 What was taken from you?
00:23:38.000 When?
00:23:38.000 All these things that you've gone over, too.
00:23:41.000 But was he not a public figure before this that could have done irreparable harm, according to them, to the public?
00:23:46.000 Was he not a judge already before this and you allowed that to happen?
00:23:49.000 You didn't say anything?
00:23:51.000 And by the way, what is it that makes you wait until the last possible second?
00:23:55.000 I remember when Larry Craig was soliciting men in public stalls, and his excuse was, when I sit, I take a wide stance.
00:24:03.000 You were tap dancing halfway across the urinal.
00:24:06.000 Exactly.
00:24:07.000 Come on.
00:24:08.000 That was a thing back then.
00:24:10.000 I think he was a senator, if I'm not mistaken.
00:24:12.000 So this is a guy, again, who's a very powerful judge.
00:24:14.000 He has to get to the Supreme Court before he's like, I think I might have been raped by that guy!
00:24:18.000 Before he pops up on the radar, really?
00:24:20.000 I also wonder, though, where it sounds like she reached out to Feinstein, and maybe Ford thought, this is just something I'll tell her, and she will use this, not knowing all of a sudden her name's going to be leaked out there, and she's going to get dragged into it.
00:24:32.000 No, but you know that's going to happen, right?
00:24:33.000 And if they were really- I mean, if you go to Feinstein, it's kind of like, you know what?
00:24:37.000 I want to keep this on a down-low.
00:24:39.000 Gloria Allred, ring ring, yes!
00:24:41.000 What about the Clinton accusers?
00:24:43.000 Are they that interested in them?
00:24:44.000 Or what about Keith Ellison's accusers?
00:24:46.000 No, they're all dead.
00:24:47.000 But, you know, the FBI?
00:24:50.000 The FBI was like, no, this isn't what we do.
00:24:52.000 Okay, hold on a second.
00:24:53.000 You're saying there was rape.
00:24:54.000 Let me take these notes.
00:24:55.000 You're saying attempted rape.
00:24:57.000 Okay, so there was no rape.
00:24:58.000 Where?
00:24:59.000 You don't know where.
00:25:00.000 When?
00:25:01.000 You don't know when.
00:25:01.000 Any proof?
00:25:03.000 So there still is a possibility, potentially, that you're a lying whore.
00:25:07.000 We're the FBI, not the FBLW.
00:25:09.000 This is the FBI saying it, not me.
00:25:11.000 Consistently, here's the thing.
00:25:12.000 If you look at Democrats' handling of this case, the left always wants to operate in the dark.
00:25:17.000 Quite literally.
00:25:18.000 That's why they turned off the light during the latest Crowder Confronts.
00:25:20.000 We walk in, shut off the lights!
00:25:21.000 Hurry!
00:25:22.000 I was raised in the dark!
00:25:24.000 Also, I'm semi-autistic, bitch!
00:25:27.000 Indeed!
00:25:28.000 Barack Obama withholding more information, ever, under the Freedom of Information Act request.
00:25:35.000 Spending 36 million dollars to do so.
00:25:39.000 To prosecute whistleblowers, journalists, more than any president before him.
00:25:41.000 I think more than all presidents combined.
00:25:43.000 Antifa covering up cameras.
00:25:45.000 They want no accountability.
00:25:46.000 Liberals screaming about takedown notices on YouTube.
00:25:48.000 Privacy complaints.
00:25:48.000 Even single party consent states.
00:25:50.000 The accusations of rape.
00:25:53.000 They won't be there for a hearing because we don't want to be in the public eye.
00:25:55.000 We don't want to be examined.
00:25:57.000 Generally, the good guy is not the one evading investigation at all costs.
00:26:01.000 Generally, the good guy wants the truth to come out with as much transparency as possible.
00:26:04.000 Generally, it's the good guy.
00:26:06.000 He says, nothing up my sleeve, officer!
00:26:10.000 Would you like to pat me down?
00:26:11.000 I'm not looking to do you any harm.
00:26:12.000 Generally, the guy who has nothing to hide.
00:26:14.000 We're not saying you have to submit yourself to pat-downs to every TSA agent.
00:26:16.000 That's not the point.
00:26:18.000 But the point, the woman who's like, screw you, fuzz!
00:26:21.000 These nail pants are just the new style!
00:26:24.000 That's the person who is most likely to cause damage.
00:26:28.000 The person allowing me to pat them down.
00:26:29.000 The person saying, please, search my house.
00:26:32.000 That's not the one who's in the wrong.
00:26:33.000 This is clearly an attempt to delay the vote.
00:26:35.000 They want zero transparency.
00:26:37.000 They want less info, not more.
00:26:39.000 This is the MO of the left.
00:26:40.000 And this is why it's so important.
00:26:42.000 I think this is why this is happening.
00:26:45.000 Don't let me say it.
00:26:47.000 Let Samantha Bee say it.
00:26:50.000 Wow!
00:26:51.000 Is it never the right time to bring up assault allegations against a rich white dude?
00:26:56.000 I don't know.
00:26:56.000 How about when he didn't do it?
00:26:59.000 Possibly?
00:27:00.000 When there's no evidence!
00:27:01.000 That's like all the times except for the very small amount of the times.
00:27:06.000 Again, and I look at this and you think of the people, you know, you saw Hardwick or Aziz or some of these guys or, you know, Kavanaugh, if this ends his bid and you start to say, you know, be careful where you see, but if this becomes the tactic of just simply an accusation is enough to end a career where there's, again, and I I feel the need to issue the caveat.
00:27:29.000 Of course, victims, we want them to be believed.
00:27:31.000 No more caveats!
00:27:32.000 Rape is bad!
00:27:33.000 Don't worry, we already edited it out earlier when you said you were a fan of rape.
00:27:35.000 But you just gotta say.
00:27:37.000 All we have is you saying rape and good together.
00:27:39.000 Do we really want to be in a society where one accusation is unsubstantiated or at least unprovable, it seems.
00:27:49.000 This should sail through.
00:27:50.000 It absolutely, with what we know, it should sail through.
00:27:54.000 I think it's completely fabricated.
00:27:55.000 It will.
00:27:55.000 Unless there's some bomb that drops.
00:27:57.000 But I doubt it.
00:27:57.000 I really do think, this is my opinion, I think it's completely fabricated.
00:28:00.000 Yeah.
00:28:00.000 And I hope you understand the point that I'm making.
00:28:01.000 If someone accused someone of being a rapist, you know, lying whore is really, that's just a nickname at that point.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, I mean, come on.
00:28:07.000 That was my nickname at the Boy Scout summer camp.
00:28:09.000 The point is, like you said, the left, they want to be able to make the accusation zero proof.
00:28:15.000 They want to be taken automatically, seriously, at their word, given credibility, without any transparency.
00:28:21.000 They're not interested in the truth at all.
00:28:23.000 And here's why.
00:28:24.000 You know why?
00:28:24.000 Because they're in a panic.
00:28:25.000 Yeah.
00:28:26.000 So right now we're what?
00:28:27.000 We're two years in.
00:28:28.000 Trump's already nominated two Supreme Court justices.
00:28:30.000 We've got Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a hover-round commercial at the Grand Canyon with her I've Fallen and Can't Get Up bracelet.
00:28:35.000 And that's why the left, by the way, their Netflix documentaries are like, she's the cool rapping grandma!
00:28:39.000 No, no.
00:28:40.000 She can't even remember her own name.
00:28:42.000 Do your due diligence.
00:28:43.000 Go look up the sources we've provided in this program.
00:28:46.000 There's no substance to this whatsoever.
00:28:47.000 That's all you can do is do your best to research it in this case.
00:28:50.000 There's very little to go on.
00:28:52.000 And that's the idea.
00:28:54.000 That's by design.
00:28:55.000 Hashtag, not all women are liars, but this one right here, this one just might be.
00:29:00.000 So I'm just gonna say, liar, liar, and you know what?
00:29:03.000 If nothing else, I can say lying more, and at least I know I'll have a job as a professor somewhere in Texas.
00:29:08.000 Up next we are going to have Sargon of Akkad, then Glenn Beck, yeah.
00:29:12.000 Ooh.
00:29:13.000 I remember back when Mug Crow could upload videos and not be demonetized.
00:29:26.000 you But I'll admit, I'm kind of falling to this end.
00:29:42.000 When it's time to get away, to leave the hustle and bustle of everyday life, to abandon your worries at the door, There's a place that beckons, off golden coasts of Sao Paulo, with open arms, in Snake Island.
00:29:59.000 Sandy beaches and miles of coastline, with not another human in sight, Snake Island, an actual place, averaging at least one deadly snake per square meter, crawling with Mother Earth's most evil creatures.
00:30:14.000 Venomous snakes.
00:30:16.000 Flying snakes.
00:30:17.000 Snakes that hunt in packs.
00:30:20.000 It is literally filled to the brim with deadly snakes.
00:30:24.000 It's a place that leaves you grateful for all the modern-day basic bitch white guy problems you have at home should you ever make it back alive.
00:30:35.000 So pack your Depends and book your travel today and prepare to ask yourself Why the hell don't we just nuke Snake Island?
00:30:45.000 Your trip begins at the gates of hell.
00:30:59.000 That, you know, the duck that keeps going back to the water?
00:31:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:01.000 Or the steel balls?
00:31:03.000 I have no idea, I've always seen them.
00:31:04.000 I don't know if they're steel, they could be mercury, they could be iron.
00:31:06.000 Maybe our next guest knows, you can follow him on the YouTube.
00:31:09.000 Sargon of Akkad is the channel, just search Sargon of Akkad and he's basically appropriated that historical figure.
00:31:14.000 Sargon, how are you, sir?
00:31:16.000 I'm very well, and I never meant to appropriate it, but I guess it's kind of mine now.
00:31:20.000 If you Google my name, if you Google his name, my picture comes up on the official, and I'm an ancient Mesopotamian ruler now.
00:31:27.000 I wonder how he feels about it.
00:31:29.000 I'm sure he's not thrilled.
00:31:31.000 I'm sure when we get to the afterlife, I'll have a few apologies to hold out.
00:31:34.000 Yes, yes, because you'll both be in hell.
00:31:36.000 Uh, let me ask you, what is, what is the, um, what are, what are those?
00:31:40.000 Do you know the name of what I'm talking about?
00:31:41.000 Those, those, those desk contraptions that they use, they use inertia momentum.
00:31:45.000 They're always like, you know, the balls and the duck in the water.
00:31:48.000 What's the term?
00:31:50.000 I don't know, they're just office toys, aren't they?
00:31:52.000 No, they're science experiments.
00:31:54.000 You should appreciate this, Sargon, a man of science.
00:31:56.000 I should, I'm a scientist.
00:31:58.000 And great ruling.
00:32:00.000 So, okay, this is something I wanted to talk with you about.
00:32:03.000 I'm really glad we were able to get you on the show, and I think we'll have Paul Joseph Watson to talk about this, because obviously you guys were fingered, as it were, by Rebecca Lewis, the Data & Society Report.
00:32:13.000 The Data and Society Report, this has come out.
00:32:15.000 There's a full report published by this lady, Rebecca Lewis.
00:32:18.000 We're pretty good, by the way, with research and in finding people.
00:32:20.000 This Rebecca Lewis just scrubbed everything off, as far as a lot of her previous content, where she is in social media.
00:32:28.000 And it talks basically about alternative influence on YouTube specifically.
00:32:33.000 And we'll bring this up here.
00:32:34.000 The most interesting thing to me is there's this almost serial killer yarn Yeah, it's very concerning.
00:32:39.000 I guess you would call it diagram and obviously you're featured in it.
00:32:45.000 It seems like the goal here is to get rid of these alternative influencers.
00:32:48.000 Have you been following this and how concerning is it?
00:32:50.000 Yeah, yeah, it's very concerning.
00:32:52.000 So what I would describe this as is six degrees of Richard Spencer.
00:32:56.000 So you can you can plot a course across this graph and that's the entire point of this
00:33:00.000 Right.
00:33:01.000 You can plot a course from someone like Candace Owens, through to Dave Rubin, through to some black guy, through to Andy Warski, through to Jared Taylor, through to Richard Spencer.
00:33:10.000 So effectively, Candace Owens, by this report, is running the alternative right.
00:33:13.000 Yes, I knew it.
00:33:14.000 So she's the leader of white supremacists.
00:33:16.000 Good job, Candace, I never thought you had any.
00:33:20.000 This is exactly what this is about.
00:33:21.000 The point is the phenomenal influence that the alternative media on YouTube are having.
00:33:31.000 In total, it gets somewhere like 12 million views a month.
00:33:34.000 Yours must get loads.
00:33:35.000 And all of the people on here, they've all got very large channels.
00:33:38.000 And if you added all this up, you're talking probably hundreds of millions of views a month.
00:33:42.000 Right.
00:33:42.000 And they've finally realized that there is actually an alternative, and they call it a legitimate news ecosphere, a fully functional one, in fact, are the words that she uses.
00:33:52.000 Right.
00:33:52.000 And she's just identifying it.
00:33:54.000 Well, what I find interesting is she spends just a disproportionate amount of focus on much smaller channels.
00:34:02.000 I mean, I'm glad, don't get me wrong, they list all of these different channels, like white nationalists, and with me they're just like, Steven Crowder, conservative Christian entertainer, And kind of a dick!
00:34:11.000 Like, they don't really say much, even though we're by far the biggest channel, which to me is interesting because they're focusing on so many small channels and drawing 50 connections, usually the smaller channel they're focusing on would be one that might be more radical, it seems.
00:34:25.000 Yeah, well, I mean, what they're focusing on is connectivity.
00:34:31.000 Rebecca Lewis, she has obviously not watched all of these channels.
00:34:35.000 I mean, she makes many factual errors in this report.
00:34:38.000 Yes.
00:34:38.000 And that's the main problem with the report, because you know This report is going to be uncritically used as a reference by various far-left outlets as they're putting political pressure on YouTube, as the Wall Street Journal did with PewDiePie, and as they have done with various other content creators, and over and over, and it gets, it goes, you know, right to the top.
00:34:56.000 I mean, YouTube, Google, they've been called in front of the European Parliament, they've been called in front of your Senate, you know, your Senate hearings.
00:35:03.000 This is, this is, this is big.
00:35:05.000 This is not something to overlook.
00:35:07.000 And this will be used uncritically as a propaganda tool by the left-wing media to attack, and not even just right-wing media.
00:35:14.000 I mean, there are plenty of people on here, like people like Destiny, people like myself, either left-wing or centrist.
00:35:19.000 That's what I find so funny, is they think that you're more of an alt-righter than myself, and neither one of us are alt-right.
00:35:24.000 I'm certainly more conservative than you.
00:35:26.000 I don't know how they're measuring this.
00:35:29.000 They're not.
00:35:30.000 That's the thing.
00:35:30.000 They're measuring it, like I said, it's literally just guilt by association.
00:35:34.000 It's not about what the people actually believe.
00:35:37.000 It's about who you can smear.
00:35:39.000 It's about who you can connect to who.
00:35:41.000 For example, I debated Richard Spencer, you know, and everyone said, oh yeah, it's not my finest hour, fine.
00:35:45.000 But there was no doubt that I was directly opposing Richard Spencer's view.
00:35:48.000 I mean, that's what a debate is.
00:35:50.000 Right.
00:35:50.000 But when this was reported by Mother Jones, the way they reported it is if me and Richard Spencer went off arm-in-arm as buddies after it, nothing could have been further from the truth.
00:36:00.000 I mean, that debate's got like half a million views.
00:36:02.000 You can go and watch it.
00:36:03.000 Right.
00:36:03.000 We're obviously at each other's throats, you know.
00:36:06.000 Like you two were at an old western table playing cards, you were in cahoots, and one was the fall, like, OH WAIT, HE'S GOT AN ACE UP HIS SLEEVE, I'M TERRIBLE, LET ME LEAVE MY FRIEND CARL, SEE?
00:36:14.000 HE HATES TO DO THIS!
00:36:16.000 And I'm not kidding, Mother Jones literally said that we both agreed that the white race was superior, and I'm just like, that was, I mean, it wasn't even about racial superiority of the debate, the debate was about the politics of effectively liberalism versus collectivism.
00:36:29.000 And so the idea that she thinks, I mean, none of this is correct.
00:36:34.000 So I can only assume this is being done as an ideological propaganda piece.
00:36:37.000 And we know that that's been going on for a long time.
00:36:40.000 How do you think this is any different from, for example, using the Southern Poverty Law Center as one of their fact-checkers?
00:36:47.000 Do you think this will lead to any more severe ramifications?
00:36:49.000 Again, this is a really, really lengthy report.
00:36:52.000 People can go check it out at datasociety.net.
00:36:55.000 I recommend you download the report and know what they're saying.
00:36:57.000 But do you think that this is something that's more important or could be more impactful than some of the crappy decisions Yeah, and absolutely could be, because this is coming with what they perceive to be legitimate academic backing.
00:37:11.000 I mean, anyone who's even glanced at it will understand that the data used is just nonsensical.
00:37:18.000 None of this is actually real.
00:37:19.000 It's just guilt by association.
00:37:21.000 So anyone who touches this will understand this is not real.
00:37:24.000 But what will happen is it'll just be various article after article that just cite it without referencing it.
00:37:29.000 But this will put I don't know.
00:37:31.000 I assume because you're the English one here that you would know.
00:37:34.000 Okay, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
00:37:36.000 I honestly don't.
00:37:37.000 Milwaukee's gotten to you, sir.
00:37:38.000 You spend one day there and you're speaking like a hoodlum.
00:37:41.000 Shame.
00:37:41.000 that's about it i don't know i assume because you're the english but you're
00:37:44.000 the english one year that you would know okay i was giving you the benefit of
00:37:47.000 doubt i honestly don't believe the mill walk he's gotten to you sir
00:37:51.000 you spend one day there and you're speaking like a hoodlum shame speaking
00:37:55.000 like a german the beer is fantastic though it is
00:38:00.000 It is, it is.
00:38:01.000 But yeah, it's going to be used deliberately to put pressure on YouTube, and it's going to be uncritically examined by the far left people who will be reading it, because Silicon Valley, where YouTube and Google and all the other tech giants are, it's incredibly far left.
00:38:15.000 It's a monoculture.
00:38:18.000 Right, and I think we know all of this, right?
00:38:20.000 We know that it's a monoculture, we know how far left it is.
00:38:22.000 We saw that with James Damore.
00:38:23.000 My concern here is, okay, is there going to be some form of escalation?
00:38:26.000 Because once you have, you know, you have Snopes, and you have PolitiFact, and you have Southern Poverty Law Center... All of them will use this, and they will use this as if this is all factually correct.
00:38:38.000 And the main problem, I mean, she even addresses this in the report.
00:38:42.000 She says, well, you know, they, they, the, what I'm going to tell just the right wing
00:38:47.000 that she's got here.
00:38:48.000 It's not, but she, she stretched, she states that the right wing YouTubers are trying to
00:38:53.000 position themselves as the underdogs as if the establishment is coming after them as
00:38:57.000 if they're going to be deplatformed and yet they can still upload videos.
00:38:59.000 And it's like, well, yes, there hasn't been mass censorship yet, but it is a creeping
00:39:03.000 effect.
00:39:04.000 The, the slow demonetization, the shadow banning.
00:39:06.000 And then, I mean, have you seen an Alex Jones video recently?
00:39:09.000 I mean, it's not like I'm a fan of Alex Jones.
00:39:11.000 He got tanked in a day.
00:39:12.000 Well, not only that, but it's like, oh, they claim themselves as the underdog, as I write this report with no real academic substantiation.
00:39:19.000 Here you go, Susan and Jack!
00:39:20.000 Yeah, you were about to say something in quarter black.
00:39:22.000 Well, the thing is that all of the people that they list in this article, they always paint with, they're the conspiracy theorists.
00:39:28.000 They're the ones that are making stuff up.
00:39:30.000 You literally have a map of red lines connecting all of these people together.
00:39:36.000 It looks like the Zodiac's basement.
00:39:37.000 Like, look!
00:39:38.000 Stefan Molyneux!
00:39:39.000 And then Carl!
00:39:40.000 And then Steven Sears!
00:39:41.000 We don't know what he does, but we don't like him!
00:39:43.000 It's really outlandish!
00:39:45.000 And you'll notice that the language used in it as well is accusatory for things that they themselves do.
00:39:51.000 They'll say, well, they're using influencer tactics.
00:39:53.000 They're close with their audiences.
00:39:56.000 They're accountable to their audiences.
00:39:57.000 They exchange information in the comments.
00:39:59.000 The audience has a direct built-in metric system where they can show disapproval.
00:40:05.000 Exactly!
00:40:06.000 Imagine being accountable in the comments section?
00:40:10.000 Exactly!
00:40:10.000 How awful this is!
00:40:12.000 How dare they upvote and downvote to let us know how they feel about the content we're giving them!
00:40:16.000 But the thing is, what they understand is that what this does is it creates loyalty.
00:40:20.000 And they think that what we're creating is brand loyalty.
00:40:23.000 As if we're corporations selling a product.
00:40:26.000 When really what we are is just discussing ideas and talking from a particular political point of view.
00:40:32.000 Which is completely normal and it's what they do all the time.
00:40:35.000 And she says... Okay, go ahead.
00:40:39.000 She's the one objective in the report.
00:40:41.000 As if you can look at Silicon Valley and expect any kind of objectivity.
00:40:45.000 As if you can look at the far left publications and they dominate the media as if there's any kind of objectivity there.
00:40:52.000 But the way they write it is as if they have the monopoly on these things.
00:40:56.000 And we are just a bunch of conspiracy theorists who have got our big red line graph on the wall behind us.
00:41:01.000 Yes, exactly.
00:41:04.000 This wood panel all opens up and it's just a bunch of red lines connecting America's crappiest cities.
00:41:08.000 It's got Detroit and then Milwaukee somewhere like after Stockton.
00:41:12.000 But I will say... I agree with you.
00:41:16.000 I will say, if you say people of a specific political worldview or point of view that you just mentioned, it's not even that, because you know what?
00:41:24.000 Your political worldview matches up very little with mine.
00:41:27.000 The only thing on which we match up, really, is that there are people Like this Rebecca Smith looking to silence us.
00:41:34.000 That's the commonality.
00:41:35.000 You want to find the one thread connecting the dots that you could say is legitimate, is people saying, ah, people like Rebecca Lewis and Susan Wojcicki, whatever you pronounce, they want to silence us.
00:41:45.000 That's the one connection.
00:41:47.000 She makes that point.
00:41:48.000 She absolutely observes that.
00:41:49.000 She defines the fact that our opposition to them, it's not, we are not an ideological monoculture.
00:41:56.000 I mean, I come on here and I disagree with you on certain points, but we can have a conversation without screaming names at each other.
00:42:01.000 And the same, I mean, I've interviewed a lot of these alt-right people and had debates
00:42:05.000 against them.
00:42:06.000 The people who subscribe to these channels are receiving a greater diversity of viewpoints
00:42:11.000 than the person and the people who are going to read this in Silicon Valley and various
00:42:15.000 other places.
00:42:16.000 We are actually the place of intellectual diversity and they know it.
00:42:21.000 And she actually identifies, broadly speaking, and she uses the terms SJW versus anti-SJW.
00:42:27.000 I mean, it's actually sunk itself into the lexicon now, you know.
00:42:31.000 That is actually, she recognizes this is just opposition to progressivism.
00:42:35.000 Well, and that's a problem, right?
00:42:36.000 It's because they want to live in the dark.
00:42:37.000 Just like when we did The Crowder Confronts, what do they do?
00:42:39.000 They shut off the lights.
00:42:40.000 They cover up the cameras.
00:42:40.000 In this case, We're trying to find Rebecca Smith to invite her on the show to discuss this report.
00:42:45.000 They never do.
00:42:46.000 This is a program where you've had Naomi Wolf all the way to Glenn Beck to Sargon of Akkad to Alex Jones to Ben Shapiro, take your pick.
00:42:54.000 We will have anyone on who is willing to have an actual discussion that is somewhat, it just doesn't even have to be that productive, at least somewhat productive.
00:43:00.000 They want to operate in the dark.
00:43:03.000 It's the only place they can live.
00:43:04.000 They're like stalactites.
00:43:06.000 All right, that is Sargon of Akkad at the YouTube, No?
00:43:10.000 No, no.
00:43:10.000 Oh, I thought you were saying correct me.
00:43:11.000 No, no, no, that's absolutely right.
00:43:13.000 Yeah, I mean, the thing is that the whole point about this is censorship.
00:43:16.000 That's the point.
00:43:17.000 She's identifying the people to censor.
00:43:19.000 That's the fundamental point.
00:43:20.000 I thought you were doing this, like, correcting me, like, oh, he's been banned already just during this interview.
00:43:24.000 OK, Sargon of Akkad on YouTube.
00:43:27.000 Thank you so much for being here, sir.
00:43:28.000 Stay safe in Milwaukee.
00:43:30.000 My pleasure.
00:43:30.000 Thank you.
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00:44:22.000 Cheers!
00:44:24.000 I think in the song saying I closed my eyes and there you are.
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:44.000 I think the person's on hallucinogenics.
00:44:47.000 I think that's what the song is supposed to be.
00:44:49.000 Mushrooms.
00:44:50.000 But I don't know if they're mushrooms.
00:44:51.000 You and your drug paraphernalia.
00:44:53.000 Get out of here.
00:44:53.000 This is a family show.
00:44:54.000 Really glad to have our next guest on.
00:44:56.000 I've performed with him live.
00:44:58.000 I've been on his show multiple times.
00:44:59.000 He's actually been on this show quite a few times.
00:45:01.000 You can follow him, as long as I still allow him, on the Twitter, at Glenn Beck.
00:45:04.000 And his new book is Addicted to Outrage.
00:45:07.000 Mr. Beck, thank you for being here, sir.
00:45:09.000 How you doing, Steven?
00:45:10.000 I am doing well.
00:45:11.000 Now you mentioned- I'm a little upset that you're doing this interview wearing pants.
00:45:17.000 Well, you know what?
00:45:19.000 You and I know how rumors can get spread, Mr. Beck.
00:45:22.000 Those were ranger panties, also known as softies.
00:45:26.000 So apparently no one else besides me respects the men and women of our armed services because that's what they wear in PT.
00:45:31.000 Well, I think that's fine.
00:45:33.000 Again, that had nothing to do with my statement.
00:45:35.000 I was disappointed that you're doing this interview while wearing pants.
00:45:40.000 Separate statement.
00:45:41.000 Separate statement.
00:45:43.000 I'm not wearing pants, if that helps.
00:45:45.000 Not really a statement.
00:45:45.000 You're just hitting on me at this point.
00:45:47.000 That's okay.
00:45:48.000 Let's take the interview this direction.
00:45:50.000 Who are you to judge?
00:45:51.000 Who are you to judge?
00:45:52.000 No one can judge anything anymore at all.
00:45:55.000 That's right.
00:45:55.000 Even allegations against somebody being an alleged rapist 35 years ago.
00:46:01.000 Don't know the time and place.
00:46:02.000 No proof.
00:46:03.000 And by the way, it's not my job to... It's not my job, you know, Glenn, to prove my innocence in accusing you of being a rapist.
00:46:11.000 No, it is not.
00:46:13.000 It is not.
00:46:14.000 I mean, it used to be, this is old-timey, you know, that you're innocent until proven guilty, and you had to prove the person's guilt.
00:46:20.000 They were, you know, that's the way it worked.
00:46:22.000 But I don't like that standard.
00:46:24.000 No, no need.
00:46:24.000 I like, I, you know, and Stephen, I mean, let's...
00:46:29.000 Let's be honest, I think you should fess up to what you did in kindergarten.
00:46:33.000 Yeah, you know.
00:46:34.000 Revolving pants.
00:46:35.000 Yeah, well, it always goes back.
00:46:36.000 I thought you were going to say, you know, you could just say, what you did to a kindergartner, because you could throw that out right now, and I'd just say, hey, no, I didn't.
00:46:42.000 You'd be like, it's not my job to say that you didn't do something with a kindergartner, you disgusting, horrible human being.
00:46:46.000 And I'd be like, oh, crap, we're playing by those rules now.
00:46:49.000 Cuff me, boys.
00:46:52.000 Did you see the attorney's statements?
00:46:54.000 You wouldn't go to jail.
00:46:55.000 You would just have your life destroyed.
00:46:57.000 Yes, exactly.
00:46:59.000 You don't go to jail.
00:47:00.000 You don't have trial.
00:47:01.000 You just have your life destroyed.
00:47:03.000 Okay, so this actually comes back to the point with your book.
00:47:06.000 I don't have it in front of me.
00:47:07.000 I know I'm getting a copy soon and you'll be back in the studio.
00:47:10.000 There you go.
00:47:10.000 Addicted to Outrage.
00:47:11.000 Available wherever books are sold.
00:47:13.000 You've managed to avoid this quite a bit, though, on the personal sort of moral attacks, with the hashtag MeToo movement.
00:47:21.000 You really haven't had anything like that, and that's pretty remarkable considering the span of your career.
00:47:27.000 I mean, people hate you.
00:47:28.000 Some people hate you.
00:47:29.000 Look at me.
00:47:30.000 Nobody's going to believe any woman.
00:47:33.000 No one would believe anything.
00:47:35.000 They'd be like, oh, I don't believe it.
00:47:37.000 Look at him.
00:47:38.000 Listen, Glenn, I'm going to say this.
00:47:40.000 I'm going to give you a compliment and then immediately contradict myself.
00:47:43.000 You know, listen, in the realm of, like, actors, OK, listen, you're not, you know, you're no young Alec Baldwin.
00:47:48.000 In the realm of conservative hosts, you are very attractive, right?
00:47:54.000 And certainly compared to Harvey Weinstein, You're doing well!
00:47:58.000 You know, you're right on that.
00:47:59.000 Thank you.
00:48:00.000 That means the world.
00:48:01.000 I'm going to cherish those words, Steven.
00:48:03.000 Thank you.
00:48:04.000 How do you think you've avoided it?
00:48:05.000 Because people have gone after you for your ideas, or they've gone after you for the way you presented your ideas, but you really haven't had the same kind of personal attacks on your character as far as the sexual stuff.
00:48:14.000 Of course I have.
00:48:15.000 No, the sexual stuff, no.
00:48:21.000 My wife would love to, because she would not be the obedient little wife that said, no, no, no, my husband, she's like, get out of here.
00:48:29.000 I'm glad he's gone.
00:48:32.000 But I think the way you avoid it is, one thing that I do and I've done since I was at Fox is I'm not alone.
00:48:42.000 In a meeting or a room with a woman or a man, really, for that matter.
00:48:46.000 Yeah.
00:48:47.000 Really, ever.
00:48:48.000 I mean, my office, you've seen it.
00:48:50.000 It's the exact opposite of Matt Lauer.
00:48:53.000 Right.
00:48:54.000 It's completely glass.
00:48:55.000 The walls are glass.
00:48:56.000 But it's exactly the same as Anthony Weiner's, but for entirely different reasons.
00:49:00.000 No, but that's a good point.
00:49:01.000 So you and Mike Pence, we've been told, are secret, you're closeted rapists, right?
00:49:05.000 Remember with Mike Pence, like, well, you don't trust yourself alone with a woman?
00:49:08.000 It's like, come on, take your pick, people!
00:49:11.000 No, it's, you know what?
00:49:12.000 It's not, for me, it's not anything other than I know how this works.
00:49:16.000 Right.
00:49:17.000 You know, when you're under attack for political purposes, and you've had people investigate you, and you know, even if you're an employer, do like a hatchet job looking, going through your garbage, you know, you start to take precautions that anybody can claim anything, and so we just, I've always just taken the precaution of I'm not gonna be alone with anyone, because then it's my word against their word, and then it comes down to which one's more popular with the media, and I know it's not me, Well, that's certainly not me either, especially with the new data analytics report we were just talking about.
00:49:49.000 But your book, Addicted to Outrage, let me get into this.
00:49:53.000 Why write this book?
00:49:54.000 What is so important, you think, about this book right now?
00:49:57.000 And I guess sort of summarize it for people who aren't familiar with it yet.
00:50:00.000 You know, I think because, Stephen, you're a good example of this.
00:50:03.000 I love when you go out and say, just change my mind.
00:50:07.000 And you have a rational conversation with somebody.
00:50:10.000 You don't hate them.
00:50:11.000 You're not throwing names back and forth at each other.
00:50:15.000 Change my mind!
00:50:15.000 I'm willing to have my mind changed.
00:50:18.000 Nobody's doing that.
00:50:20.000 And we're starting to get so outraged over things like the frickin' Muppets.
00:50:25.000 They're gay?
00:50:26.000 They're felt puppets, man!
00:50:28.000 Their eyes are glued on!
00:50:29.000 What are you talking about?
00:50:31.000 Or they like having glue shoved in their eyes.
00:50:34.000 That's the problem now.
00:50:35.000 We don't know what they're into.
00:50:36.000 We don't know what that Frank Oz was doing.
00:50:38.000 Get the hot poker, Purr!
00:50:40.000 Sorry.
00:50:42.000 Sorry.
00:50:44.000 So, uh...
00:50:46.000 So, there, uh...
00:50:47.000 So we don't really actually, we're not talking to each other and it's just hardening our positions and we have to.
00:50:53.000 And I think the good news is that there is probably, I think there's 60 maybe 70 percent of the country that doesn't want to play this game anymore.
00:51:03.000 They're tired of it.
00:51:04.000 They're tired of the games and just like you, just change my mind.
00:51:08.000 I think there are a lot.
00:51:09.000 Who would you say is most to blame for the outrageous addiction here in the country?
00:51:15.000 We can obviously go left, right.
00:51:16.000 We can go academia, entertainment, media.
00:51:17.000 You know, there are a lot of sort of different ways to divide it.
00:51:21.000 I think it's academia because it started really in academia.
00:51:24.000 You know, I focus in the book on the postmodernists.
00:51:28.000 And you know, if you know anything about the postmodernists, it's been around for a while, but it really became weaponized in the early 1970s, late 1960s in Paris.
00:51:36.000 When they came over and started introducing it into American academia, I mean, they're on the tarmac and they're talking about, you realize we're about to unleash a plague on this society.
00:51:47.000 Right.
00:51:48.000 And it's just gotten worse and worse and worse.
00:51:50.000 And people don't understand postmodernism.
00:51:52.000 They don't understand the rules.
00:51:55.000 And it's why everybody gets so wound up.
00:51:57.000 And it's why we're looking at Kavanaugh today.
00:52:00.000 And having something that we always would have said, he said, she said, I can't make a decision here.
00:52:04.000 There's nothing here.
00:52:05.000 Right.
00:52:06.000 Maybe he did it.
00:52:06.000 Maybe he didn't.
00:52:07.000 Maybe she's lying.
00:52:08.000 Maybe she's telling the truth.
00:52:09.000 I don't know.
00:52:10.000 Yeah, we would have moved on.
00:52:12.000 We wouldn't have we would have had the decency not to even bring this.
00:52:15.000 Entirely what?
00:52:15.000 to the people because it hurt the person who could have been innocent. Right, exactly.
00:52:22.000 And they're really honestly, the more more that comes out with this story, but you know,
00:52:25.000 barring some bombshell, it really does seem as though it's entirely fabricated. That's
00:52:28.000 just my opinion. When you go home entirely fabricated, it seems entirely fabricated.
00:52:33.000 I think so, too. Yeah. This is just opinion. Yeah, it could be.
00:52:37.000 It could be.
00:52:38.000 You know, I'd like to hear some facts.
00:52:40.000 I don't understand a rapist stopping mid-rape.
00:52:43.000 No one can explain that to me.
00:52:44.000 It's like, this is what they do.
00:52:45.000 They're filthy.
00:52:46.000 They're filthy, horrible people.
00:52:47.000 Bury them beneath the train tracks, okay?
00:52:48.000 Make sure everyone understands.
00:52:49.000 Hate rape, everybody!
00:52:50.000 Because they're sick and twisted, right?
00:52:53.000 If they are starting a rape, they don't just stop.
00:52:55.000 This is where the adrenaline dump happens.
00:52:57.000 This is the big show.
00:52:59.000 Either there's rape, or you have a gun, as a woman.
00:53:02.000 But I guess we're supposed to believe he got drunk and passed out and stopped raping.
00:53:05.000 No, no, but here's what they're claiming, and I'm trying to remember what happened exactly today, talking about the FBI.
00:53:12.000 The FBI does not investigate this.
00:53:15.000 This is investigated at the state level, and what they're claiming now is a misdemeanor.
00:53:21.000 It's one year of What do you call it?
00:53:27.000 Community service?
00:53:29.000 No, statute of limitations.
00:53:31.000 So it's one year.
00:53:32.000 It's been 37 years.
00:53:33.000 This is a misdemeanor, meaning he groped her, he held her down, he touched her through her clothes, and then it was over.
00:53:42.000 Felony is different.
00:53:44.000 Wait a minute.
00:53:46.000 We're destroying people's careers over something that no one has any evidence of.
00:53:52.000 And you can't get the FBI to investigate, because this isn't the FBI's job!
00:53:57.000 No, because they couldn't possibly.
00:53:59.000 And of course this happens day in and day out on campuses across the country with these sort of campus tribunals.
00:54:04.000 Let me ask you this, because we talk about the outrage culture, right?
00:54:07.000 A good example, the outrage at Kavanaugh.
00:54:09.000 But what they are doing right here, that is outrageous.
00:54:12.000 So what is obviously a measured response, obviously presenting facts and information, but when you have people who are willing to slander or commit libel, what do you do?
00:54:21.000 I mean, I'm of the belief that you don't find middle ground with evil.
00:54:24.000 There are people with whom you can find middle ground, but you have to recognize those who you can't.
00:54:28.000 What's your take on that?
00:54:30.000 I think you're exactly right.
00:54:32.000 You know, you can't This book is not aimed towards Washington.
00:54:36.000 It's not aimed to the, you know, people who are playing politics, and it's not aimed to those people who are just diehard, never gonna, they will never say a bad word about the president, be it Trump or be it Obama.
00:54:50.000 Doesn't matter, cut from the same cloth, they hung the moon and the stars, and I will never say a bad word my way on the highway.
00:54:57.000 Those people are out.
00:54:59.000 But I think there are a lot of people that don't want to engage in this.
00:55:05.000 Have you read either The Coddling of the American Mind or The Righteous Mind by Jonathan Haidt?
00:55:12.000 I've read portions of The Righteous Mind, not The Coddling of the American Mind.
00:55:15.000 Alright, so The Righteous Mind is great, and if you see that, his point is Sometimes, not with the extremes, but we're saying the same things, we're just approaching it in a different way, and by demonizing each other, and by fighting back, you're not going to be able to make an impact.
00:55:35.000 They're not going to come your way if you're always screaming at them that they're stupid.
00:55:41.000 Yeah.
00:55:42.000 Well, what if you're not screaming?
00:55:43.000 A good example, like, so we do change my mind.
00:55:45.000 That's our first option.
00:55:46.000 But just recently we did a Crowder Confronts.
00:55:48.000 It's another segment where this professor at UT Arlington said I threatened to kill his children, posted false memes of me saying, you know, gas all the derogatory terms for Jews, which is actually, these were memes spread about me, it turns out, by a neo-Nazi website who didn't like me for supporting Israel.
00:56:01.000 This professor realized it was fake.
00:56:03.000 He continued with it and said, this man actively has told me he will kill my son, he will kill my family, and was teaching his students.
00:56:10.000 We called the campus dean.
00:56:12.000 They did nothing.
00:56:13.000 We called the campus police.
00:56:14.000 No report was filed.
00:56:15.000 From him, by the way.
00:56:16.000 We called the campus lawyer.
00:56:18.000 Nothing.
00:56:18.000 So that's where we invaded his classroom with a Bristol board of all of the things that he claimed.
00:56:23.000 Because I do think that at a certain point, we're not confronting these people.
00:56:26.000 Yeah, at a certain point you're not confronting these people just to fight them or say they're stupid.
00:56:31.000 You're confronting them for everyone else watching.
00:56:34.000 But of course the first choice is change my mind or any of these debates that we have.
00:56:39.000 Yeah, there's a real difference.
00:56:40.000 I mean, you're exactly right on evil.
00:56:42.000 You don't negotiate with evil and you don't abide with evil.
00:56:45.000 You don't live next to it and just look the other way.
00:56:48.000 Absolutely right.
00:56:49.000 So there's a difference between, you know, some outrage is warranted.
00:56:54.000 And some things have to be stopped, but I'm convinced that the left is going so far.
00:57:00.000 I mean, I hear people on the left all the time will come up to me and say, I have to tell you, I am more afraid of my side than your side.
00:57:07.000 We're getting spooky.
00:57:08.000 There are these Democrats, Democrats locally, your neighbors, not talking about the people in Washington or, you know, going to Louis Farrakhan conferences.
00:57:21.000 Those people are starting to be uncomfortable with the people that their party is hanging out with and abiding by.
00:57:29.000 Those are the people that we have to talk to.
00:57:32.000 Right.
00:57:32.000 And if your neighbor's Farrakhan, you have problems.
00:57:34.000 I'm just mowing the lawn!
00:57:36.000 And the Jews cause all wars!
00:57:38.000 Okay, Lewis, see you tomorrow!
00:57:42.000 Alright, we do have to go.
00:57:43.000 I know I'll have you back in the studio for a longer segment.
00:57:45.000 It is at Glenn Beck, as long as they allow it.
00:57:47.000 Show the book one more time, Addicted to Outrage.
00:57:49.000 Let them see it.
00:57:49.000 Let them see it.
00:57:50.000 It's on Amazon, right?
00:57:53.000 There are still physical bookstores, I think.
00:57:55.000 Yeah, I think there are.
00:57:58.000 I haven't been in one for a while.
00:57:59.000 I swear to you, the Barnes and Noble near me became a Barnes and Noble's cafe.
00:58:04.000 They don't sell books.
00:58:05.000 They just sell coffee.
00:58:07.000 That's amazing.
00:58:07.000 So I don't know anymore.
00:58:09.000 Get the audio book.
00:58:10.000 The audio book's really, really good.
00:58:12.000 That's true.
00:58:12.000 And plus, you sound like a narrator had a baby with James Spader.
00:58:16.000 So I actually think the audio book might be the way that I go.
00:58:18.000 I'm driving.
00:58:19.000 Glenn, thank you so much, sir.
00:58:21.000 I know you're tired.
00:58:21.000 I appreciate you coming.
00:58:22.000 And we'll have you back on soon.
00:58:24.000 Thank you.
00:58:24.000 God bless.
00:58:25.000 We'll be back to wrap this up.
00:58:29.000 Have a nice one.
00:58:34.000 Greetings, America.
00:58:36.000 Harper Crowder here telling you that you should follow Steven on Instagram at louderwithcrowder
00:58:41.000 because a lot of pictures of me has good vibes all around unlike the comment section and
00:58:47.000 the only thing is he doesn't have Steven Crowder it's louderwithcrowder because that guy's a dick.
00:58:54.000 Sad music Sad music
00:59:33.000 Sad music That one's called the Cindy
00:59:39.000 Cause I knew a girl named Cindy who claimed she couldn't go underwater without pinching her nose
00:59:42.000 And you'd be like, just listen, just don't let the nose, just don't breathe in.
00:59:45.000 I can't!
00:59:46.000 I can't!
00:59:47.000 That's my wife.
00:59:48.000 She casts a pinch her nose?
00:59:49.000 Yeah, just every time.
00:59:50.000 I don't understand.
00:59:51.000 Is this a thing?
00:59:52.000 Yeah.
00:59:52.000 Is it a common thing?
00:59:53.000 I think it's a mental thing.
00:59:53.000 Comment below, all the female viewers who we have.
00:59:55.000 And I know on YouTube, we have a lot more who are Mug Club members, funny enough, but... Yeah, I met a lot of them at OSHO.
01:00:00.000 I mean, a lot of women don't... I just popped my ears, pinching my nose.
01:00:03.000 Women don't like going in the comments section on YouTube?
01:00:05.000 Right, exactly.
01:00:05.000 I can't even imagine!
01:00:06.000 We have a lot of female viewers, not a lot of female commenters.
01:00:10.000 And I'm pretty sure most of them are catfish.
01:00:11.000 Yeah.
01:00:12.000 But I don't know what to say.
01:00:13.000 She would always... She'd panic.
01:00:15.000 Thank you, you got in a drowning dance, Matt Iseman.
01:00:18.000 Yeah.
01:00:18.000 Again, so obviously Matt Iseman on Twitter, Instagram.
01:00:21.000 Yeah, Instagram, Facebook, and then American Ninja Warrior Jr.
01:00:25.000 on Universal Kids, October 13th.
01:00:27.000 October 13th, they get a day off from the Nike factory.
01:00:31.000 Thank you for helping them out.
01:00:33.000 They got to stand for something.
01:00:35.000 They did stand for something.
01:00:36.000 You know, I wanted to bring this out and there are a couple of reasons for this.
01:00:40.000 So, this right here.
01:00:42.000 I just wanted to give some credit to someone I don't often get to talk about in the show.
01:00:45.000 You know what this is?
01:00:46.000 You have any idea?
01:00:48.000 I think Garrett knows.
01:00:49.000 I know.
01:00:49.000 Garrett knows.
01:00:50.000 I printed it.
01:00:51.000 We're going to play a little game here and this is honestly to just thank the people here at the show and specifically one unsung hero who I don't talk about enough.
01:00:58.000 This, I don't know, how do I unload this?
01:01:01.000 Oh my god.
01:01:02.000 It's just a big stack.
01:01:03.000 Just a big stack.
01:01:04.000 This is, for people This is, when we talk about why we've missed shows or something before Crowder confronts or changes my mind, people are like, whoa, what are you doing?
01:01:14.000 Listen, we're not at home reading the member DC comics, okay?
01:01:19.000 This is one year's worth of Lydor with Crowder writing.
01:01:23.000 Just the last, and it doesn't include research, so all the sources you just saw, it doesn't include any of that.
01:01:27.000 And so, nothing up my sleeves, and what I'm gonna do here is, Matt, I'm just gonna run my finger through, and then you just tell me when to stop.
01:01:33.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:01:35.000 Stop!
01:01:36.000 All right, well, I'm gonna have to grab out a few sheets now because it's kind of heavy.
01:01:40.000 Yes, it's a thing.
01:01:41.000 I think some of them are.
01:01:42.000 You haven't been doing your, you skipping arm day there?
01:01:44.000 Skip, all right, hold on, which one, which one this is?
01:01:47.000 This lost a page.
01:01:48.000 Well, what just came out here?
01:01:49.000 All right, this is...
01:01:51.000 Let me read it exactly.
01:01:52.000 It feels so bad.
01:01:53.000 It's toxic.
01:01:54.000 It's violent.
01:01:54.000 But the good news is you just need to change.
01:01:56.000 You need to become more like a woman.
01:01:58.000 There's truth.
01:01:58.000 You know, we have tens of millions of boys.
01:02:00.000 Do you think he's more likely to become a compassionate husband, a loving father?
01:02:03.000 What is this?
01:02:03.000 I'm trying to remember what this was even from.
01:02:05.000 What is that?
01:02:06.000 I've had nightmares where I just get killed by...
01:02:09.000 Oh, this was the Please Think of the Children closing segment.
01:02:12.000 They went, please think of the children, and I'm like, why don't you think of the children?
01:02:15.000 Right.
01:02:15.000 So I believe the children are our future.
01:02:17.000 Yes, yes, exactly.
01:02:19.000 There you go.
01:02:20.000 Yeah, something tone deaf.
01:02:21.000 All right, let's try it one more.
01:02:22.000 Just so people don't think we're making this up.
01:02:23.000 Let's go.
01:02:24.000 Let's make this happen.
01:02:25.000 Keep it going, keep it going.
01:02:26.000 This is a magic trick.
01:02:27.000 It's like David Blaine where he actually just stabs himself in a magic trick.
01:02:31.000 That's not magic, you're just a weirdo.
01:02:32.000 You just hurt yourself.
01:02:33.000 You just spent time in Burt and Ernie's dungeon.
01:02:36.000 It's up there, it's up there.
01:02:37.000 I want something on top, something recent.
01:02:39.000 Or it could be from the end, I don't know how you did it.
01:02:41.000 I'll grab a couple pages so I can... I need context, because sometimes I don't understand what this stuff is.
01:02:46.000 Alright, we'll just grab this here, anywhere here.
01:02:47.000 This is... Alright, again, can they see the writing on this?
01:02:51.000 This is... um...
01:02:55.000 This is episode 209.
01:02:58.000 I was born in the darkness!
01:03:01.000 Africa enters space race with Ghana's first satellite.
01:03:04.000 We have footage of it being launched.
01:03:06.000 Plus, that's how we did a really, really crappy Ghana satellite.
01:03:07.000 You know, a little bit of racing in there.
01:03:09.000 And Chinese restaurant offering discounts based on bra size.
01:03:13.000 And I was like, honey, stuff your bra!
01:03:14.000 We going to dinner!
01:03:16.000 That wasn't our best joke.
01:03:18.000 And then also guess who just opened up a corporate account?
01:03:21.000 I think it was Eric Bolling at the Chinese restaurant, if I'm not mistaken.
01:03:24.000 It was!
01:03:25.000 Or it could have been Harvey Weinstein!
01:03:27.000 Harvey Weinstein, we'll check that out in post.
01:03:28.000 Anyway, the point is... Allegedly.
01:03:31.000 Apparently we also know Woody Allen likes to eat Chinese.
01:03:37.000 If I could have a job, might I be able to do this?
01:03:40.000 I don't know.
01:03:41.000 It's the only thing in which I protect to keep my figure.
01:03:44.000 Also, I'm a pedophile.
01:03:46.000 Was that Woody Walken?
01:03:50.000 No, it was Woody Wonka.
01:03:54.000 I molested my nine-year-old Asian adoptee, therefore I get nothing!
01:04:00.000 This was in Korea.
01:04:01.000 Sanctions passed over Kim Jong-un, promised full revenge, but first had to stop at super cuts.
01:04:06.000 Remember when we were worried about Korea?
01:04:08.000 I know.
01:04:08.000 What happened?
01:04:09.000 I don't know.
01:04:09.000 Don't they still have dukes?
01:04:10.000 This one was funny by the way because we had an image of it.
01:04:12.000 We actually have, I have it written right here, see it says 1985 lesbian.
01:04:16.000 We went into a 1985 hairdo book and found the clearly lesbian haircut and it was the Kim Jong-un haircut.
01:04:21.000 Oh wow.
01:04:22.000 So sometimes I read these notes.
01:04:23.000 Anyway, hold on.
01:04:27.000 Oh!
01:04:28.000 So, uh, the reason I bring that up is not because... Look at that.
01:04:32.000 Yes, I wrote that stuff.
01:04:34.000 I know, but I threw it so you could hear the thud.
01:04:35.000 I was hoping that you would, you know, pick it up and be like, ow, my fingers!
01:04:38.000 And I'd be like, haha, arthritis!
01:04:44.000 You have a short lifespan because you're tall!
01:04:47.000 But the thing is, everyone here works hard, but there is one person on the team with whom none of this would be possible.
01:04:53.000 That's my wife.
01:04:54.000 And I haven't really talked about this a lot.
01:04:56.000 I've talked about how I like my wife.
01:04:58.000 It does bother me when people only badmouth their wife.
01:05:01.000 I get breaking balls.
01:05:03.000 But when it's the only thing you do... Listen, I love my wife.
01:05:06.000 Simple.
01:05:07.000 And there's a big reason for that.
01:05:08.000 There's a big reason that I've promoted the institution and the idea of marriage.
01:05:11.000 So when people often come to the clothing segment looking for either advice or some kind of inspiration, hopefully this helps.
01:05:16.000 It's not really sexy, and that's why we don't talk about it a lot.
01:05:20.000 It's not just because marriage is important foundationally to society, but because it makes your life better.
01:05:26.000 How does this affect you?
01:05:27.000 How does this help you?
01:05:28.000 We can take 12-step programs, rules to improve your life.
01:05:31.000 We can talk about all that, read all the books.
01:05:33.000 All of it's valid, by the way.
01:05:34.000 All of it's good.
01:05:34.000 But all of it, all of it pales in comparison to finding a good loving wife or husband to the women who are clearly not in the comments section.
01:05:43.000 Because a man who finds a wife finds that which is good.
01:05:46.000 And the same for a woman who finds a husband.
01:05:48.000 I've had a tough year.
01:05:50.000 Health problems, growing business we're trying to keep up with, making some hires, by the way.
01:05:53.000 We're looking for two more editors and a PA.
01:05:56.000 So if you think that's you, Photoshop experience, video, and then PA, hyperly organized, we need someone who can get us coffees.
01:06:03.000 Don't email teen Crowder, because that guy sounded like he was a dick.
01:06:06.000 Even when he was a teenager, don't email him.
01:06:09.000 Getting his own spinoff from DC, by the way.
01:06:14.000 You are definitely not going back to your previous jobs.
01:06:17.000 Hope you like tearing down the Harry Potter world.
01:06:17.000 This is it.
01:06:21.000 But hey, it's been a tough year.
01:06:22.000 You know, health problems, growing business, we're trying to keep up with some deeply personal issues that we've been dealing with behind the scenes that kind of honestly just break your heart.
01:06:29.000 And to get through it, I'm able to get up at God knows what hour in the day to slog through all of this that you see for you.
01:06:36.000 Obviously, the fans matter an incredible deal, but I still wouldn't be able to do it just with you.
01:06:41.000 I know you mean a lot, Mug Club members, without the support of my wife.
01:06:44.000 It's the one person who I know will always be there.
01:06:48.000 And when people ask for advice, this is such a huge component to it.
01:06:52.000 Most of us really just aren't complete.
01:06:54.000 Most of us are not even in the vicinity of complete.
01:06:58.000 Without the right partner, sorry.
01:07:00.000 So I realize Matt's older and unmarried and his parents have been on him.
01:07:02.000 This is the worst clip.
01:07:03.000 Oh no, I just, I love, I love when you quote Jerry Maguire, so.
01:07:07.000 Because I couldn't share it with you.
01:07:10.000 You mean it, you mean Travolta?
01:07:12.000 Stop it.
01:07:13.000 Alright, hold on, let me get earnest here because I hope you want the inspiration.
01:07:16.000 But this is honestly, this is, it really is an amazing thing.
01:07:19.000 And that also means the selection process is one that deserves respect.
01:07:22.000 It doesn't matter if you like the same movies, if you both like using old Pentax cameras or whatever the hell else your hipster Christian pastor friends tell you should be on the priority list.
01:07:31.000 Picking the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with is not only pivotal, but it also will determine, it's probably the biggest determining factor, biggest single determining factor in your personal happiness.
01:07:42.000 For husbands, what does that mean?
01:07:43.000 That means finding a woman who's, yep, loving, supportive, strong, loyal, most of all has already... So these are things that we'll say gender-neutral, I know we'll say loving, supportive.
01:07:51.000 Yeah, I list that first for a woman, not in the same way that I would for a man.
01:07:54.000 And I'll explain to you why.
01:07:55.000 I am a complementarianist.
01:07:56.000 I do believe in complementarianism.
01:07:58.000 Sorry, traditional Western Christian!
01:08:01.000 You're already here anyway.
01:08:02.000 But what's most important is that you find a woman who's already lived the values that you're looking for in a woman.
01:08:06.000 And they may not be the same values that I'm looking for in a woman.
01:08:09.000 I'm just talking to whoever is out there, and I got a specific email.
01:08:12.000 You know who you are.
01:08:13.000 Look for someone who's already living it before you show up.
01:08:16.000 For women, it means finding a husband with a backbone who will provide, protect, of course, but is also gentle, tender with you, willing to listen.
01:08:23.000 That's a big thing.
01:08:23.000 I wasn't that way.
01:08:24.000 When we first got married, I was not a great listener.
01:08:27.000 I was not a great listener.
01:08:28.000 They diagnosed me with ADHD, which I did not believe in.
01:08:30.000 And then they had me do all these EEG tests.
01:08:33.000 And then they did genetic testing.
01:08:34.000 And then they finally had me read a book called Honey, Are You Listening?
01:08:37.000 And I didn't read it.
01:08:38.000 I swear to you, I moved the bookmark throughout the book.
01:08:43.000 Because I knew my wife was checking up on me to see if I was reading it.
01:08:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:47.000 And when they brought me to the therapist, I said, were you just moving the bookmark?
01:08:49.000 I said, yes, yes, I did.
01:08:50.000 That's what I was doing.
01:08:51.000 I didn't lie about it proactively.
01:08:53.000 And something else, you've both got to have a servant's heart.
01:08:56.000 Now, listen, don't take it from me.
01:08:57.000 Go read that book called The Bible.
01:08:58.000 It talks about that, but it's also really practical, even if you just believe it in some archetypal sense.
01:09:02.000 So it means that both of you have to live to serve one another, because the stupid idea that we hear all the time, and I hear this a lot.
01:09:08.000 This is, we see it in romantic comedies.
01:09:09.000 Oh, he'll love me just the way I am.
01:09:11.000 Bullcrap.
01:09:12.000 Yes, he loves you, but you could use improvement.
01:09:14.000 Work on it.
01:09:15.000 He loves you, period.
01:09:17.000 You need improvement.
01:09:18.000 Period.
01:09:18.000 Work on it.
01:09:19.000 Or the men who bitch, you know, she's always trying to change me, bro.
01:09:22.000 Women, they're always trying to change you.
01:09:24.000 You know what?
01:09:24.000 Maybe you could use some change.
01:09:26.000 Be open-minded here, Mr. Low-Cut-Pants-and-Tank-Top.
01:09:30.000 I'm gonna keep, I think we're, you wanted to say something there, quarter black carrot?
01:09:33.000 Then I gotta land this plane.
01:09:35.000 That point is very poignant for me.
01:09:37.000 Recently, we were out at Owen's show, and we met a couple great Mug Clubbers from Chicago, so if you know, you're out there.
01:09:45.000 Yeah.
01:09:46.000 Probably dead now.
01:09:47.000 I completely messed up the interaction, the like small talk, and then after we just kind of talked about it, and she kind of worked me through like, hey, this is like things you can do to improve yourself in interactions with people.
01:09:59.000 Yeah.
01:09:59.000 I mean, that's what's so great about Being married.
01:10:02.000 You have a really nice wife.
01:10:04.000 I don't list that among the best qualities.
01:10:06.000 My wife, her, that conversation is this.
01:10:08.000 It's this.
01:10:09.000 It's like George Costanza's tip.
01:10:11.000 And I get the message right away.
01:10:12.000 And sometimes when we first got married, I swear to you, I'd be like, why are you hitting me in front of everyone?
01:10:16.000 Because you're not a good listener.
01:10:18.000 Because I'm not a good listener.
01:10:20.000 So this is the thing, marriage is not, this is one that's really important.
01:10:23.000 This will improve your life.
01:10:24.000 Not only will it improve society, you've heard Jordan Peterson talk about this, but individually I can tell you it is the single greatest improvement, the single most important decision that I've made in my life.
01:10:33.000 But marriage is not about two people who are perfect for each other.
01:10:36.000 That's a lie.
01:10:37.000 It's the exact opposite.
01:10:39.000 It's the marrying of two very flawed, very sinful, very imperfect people to become one greater than the individual.
01:10:46.000 You go in knowing that with eyes wide open, wow.
01:10:50.000 That's when things click.
01:10:51.000 But rather than fight the self-improvement and the self-change, you've got to embrace it.
01:10:55.000 Let me tell you what I love most about my wife.
01:10:56.000 She's not as, she's not necessarily as gentle with me.
01:10:58.000 And you know what?
01:10:58.000 I wouldn't do well, you think I would do well with a wife who was that, no, I need a wife who smacks me around every now and then.
01:11:04.000 You should see our basement.
01:11:06.000 The things I like about my wife.
01:11:10.000 Number one, her strength.
01:11:11.000 This is the irony, right?
01:11:12.000 We talk about this, whether it's my mom, whether it's my wife, your wife.
01:11:16.000 I don't know a single conservative woman who's a shrinking violet.
01:11:19.000 A single conservative woman, a single woman who is right-leaning, who is active in their points of view, who's a shrink.
01:11:24.000 I've never met one.
01:11:26.000 It's never happened.
01:11:26.000 The only weak women I've ever met, the only perpetual victims I've ever met, are leftist feminists.
01:11:30.000 My wife, complete opposite.
01:11:31.000 Her strength, her loyalty.
01:11:33.000 I don't think I've ever seen anyone in my life as loyal and, you know, there are a lot of other reasons, but as loyal and trustworthy as my wife.
01:11:40.000 And in this era of the Me Too movement, and I was thinking about this, the baseless accusations, I have zero concerns.
01:11:46.000 None!
01:11:46.000 Zero!
01:11:46.000 About my wife's intentions.
01:11:48.000 And she can say the same about me.
01:11:50.000 I love that about her.
01:11:51.000 And her juicy heart's shaped tiny.
01:11:53.000 I had to throw that in there.
01:11:55.000 But it's true.
01:11:55.000 I know people say, well, that's stupid, man.
01:11:58.000 No, no.
01:11:58.000 You know what?
01:11:58.000 No.
01:11:59.000 This is the thing.
01:11:59.000 If you go in and you're marrying someone who's already lived the values that you want to see, and you are, you can't be asking it from somebody, but you're doing it as well, that changes everything.
01:12:09.000 She puts up with a lot, my wife.
01:12:10.000 I know it.
01:12:11.000 She knows it.
01:12:12.000 But all this works out.
01:12:14.000 You see, all of it.
01:12:15.000 None of it happens.
01:12:15.000 None of this happens.
01:12:17.000 None of this show happens.
01:12:19.000 None of this works out.
01:12:20.000 None of it comes to fruition without the wives and the husbands of the people who work on the show.
01:12:24.000 Do we have husbands, actually?
01:12:25.000 Well, yeah, yeah, okay.
01:12:26.000 One woman has a husband, and then we have a cute Maddie who's too young to be married.
01:12:29.000 Well, she's not too young.
01:12:30.000 She's just, she's not married yet.
01:12:31.000 Watch.
01:12:31.000 She's gonna have so many suitors now.
01:12:33.000 But really, the wives and the husbands who may not be on the payroll, who may not be on the employee list, and we're continually hiring, they really do help make this show happen and a big part of this knowing no matter what
01:12:42.000 happens no matter how hard I fail no matter who tries to sell
01:12:45.000 Me out to the devil himself And this is what could happen for any of us with this new
01:12:49.000 movement of baseless accusations That I'll come home to a loving wife who I can trust love
01:12:53.000 and and man we used to turn priceless so often It's meaningless, but that really is something priceless
01:12:59.000 It's not just peace of mind.
01:13:01.000 It's a calming of the soul.
01:13:02.000 And so I know these supposed incels out there and the people who bitch about alimony and men's rights, they're not going to like to hear this.
01:13:09.000 But the truth is, if you were to map out your life right now, you want to talk about self-improvement, be the guy who does something, pick a goal, any goal, start moving toward it.
01:13:17.000 If you were to map out your life right now, and you were to say, okay, I want to chart a course to a lifetime of happiness, of peace, the one decision you could make is finding the right wife, or husband.
01:13:30.000 And that means a serious pruning process for you.
01:13:33.000 Because she may see you as a project, but no self-respecting woman, by the way, is going to want to link up with a guy who doesn't have any of his crap together.
01:13:38.000 But if you were to make one decision, or a series of decisions, that would lead to a longer, happier, more peaceful, fulfilling life, this is it.
01:13:45.000 One of my favorite films of all time is actually Rushmore, a Wes Anderson film, earlier Wes Anderson film.
01:13:50.000 When in at Bill Murray, he turns to a character, Max Fisher, he says, what's the secret, Max?
01:13:55.000 And Max is beaming from ear to ear with a smile, Jason Schwartzman's character.
01:13:58.000 And he responds, he says, I don't know, I guess it's just finding something you love to do and doing it for the rest of your life.
01:14:03.000 If you do it right, that's what marriage is.
01:14:05.000 There's someone I love, there's someone who loves me, there's someone who's willing to be there for me for the rest of my life.
01:14:12.000 That can be you.
01:14:14.000 Don't buy the Hollywood hype.
01:14:15.000 Finding a wife is finding something that is good.
01:14:19.000 And it is finding... Wait, did I just say that I'd do my wife for the rest of my life?
01:14:22.000 I'm trying to think of my verbiage.
01:14:23.000 Let's cut.