Louder with Crowder - October 05, 2018


#398 KAVANAUGH AND RAPE CULTURE HYSTERIA! Ted Cruz and Nick Di Paolo Guest | Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

204.66667

Word Count

14,122

Sentence Count

1,288

Misogynist Sentences

53

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

On this week's Thursday Live Stream, we're joined by comedian Nick DiPaolo, who tells us about his run-in with a taxi driver, and we hear from Sen. Ted Cruz and Sen. Joe Manchin.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Louder with Crowder Studios.
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00:00:05.000 Three billion videos were demonetized on August 29th, 2016.
00:00:10.000 The platform that controlled the machines, YouTube Net, sent two computers back through time.
00:00:16.000 Their mission was to destroy the mug club of the free speech resistance,
00:00:20.000 and to watch late night comedy die a slow painful death.
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00:00:43.000 The second was sent to ban an event at the University of Michigan on October 25th.
00:00:48.000 As before, the free speech resistance was able to send a lone warrior, an entertainer to preserve the event, a protector.
00:00:55.000 It was just a question of which one would arrive first.
00:00:59.000 Come with me if you want to laugh.
00:01:11.000 Enough.
00:01:14.000 I'm not going to let you go.
00:01:37.000 You're a strange animal.
00:01:39.000 That's what I know.
00:01:41.000 You're a strange animal.
00:01:43.000 I got to follow.
00:01:45.000 I'm a speedy diss.
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00:01:53.000 We need to stop the revolution, revolution, revolution.
00:01:57.000 Ah, that's the sound of the weekend coming out.
00:01:58.000 It's the Thursday live stream and we have in third chair today, actually, that you couldn't tell that he was dancing because his dance is the equivalent to restless leg syndrome.
00:02:06.000 Nick DiPaolo.
00:02:07.000 What are you talking about?
00:02:08.000 I'm one-eighth black.
00:02:10.000 Ancestry.com said something like that.
00:02:13.000 No, I'm serious.
00:02:14.000 NickDip.com and your Twitter, as long as they allow you, is where?
00:02:17.000 Is at Kevin Meaney.
00:02:18.000 No, at Nick DiPaolo.
00:02:21.000 Probably the least happy guest to be here.
00:02:24.000 At Nick DiPaolo.
00:02:25.000 And we have Quarter Black, of course, producing.
00:02:27.000 At Gerald Morgan, G. Morgan Jr.
00:02:29.000 What's the wine of the day, sir?
00:02:29.000 We have Bialy Black Chicken.
00:02:31.000 Sorry, the racist Zinfandel.
00:02:33.000 Quarter Black, Eighth Black, and there we go.
00:02:35.000 And we have Ted Cruz in studio.
00:02:36.000 Senator Ted Cruz in studio.
00:02:37.000 He's going to be thrilled that this is his leading.
00:02:40.000 Before I move on with that, listen, my question of the day, we're obviously going to get to Kavanaugh hearings and a rebuttal of the gay Latino over there at Vox.
00:02:45.000 As a society, we kind of have a give and take.
00:02:47.000 Values, right?
00:02:47.000 They define us.
00:02:48.000 Compassion's important.
00:02:49.000 Mercy's important.
00:02:50.000 Where do you think the scales need to tip, though, toward justice, presuming innocence, empathy versus justice?
00:02:54.000 How do you navigate the balancing act?
00:02:56.000 Comment below.
00:02:56.000 I'll give you my answer later.
00:02:59.000 Are you feeling good there, Nick?
00:03:00.000 Oh, God, this is terrific!
00:03:03.000 I think it's the boobs.
00:03:03.000 I thought you had a real studio.
00:03:05.000 I didn't know it was a condo in the suburbs.
00:03:08.000 I'm actually feeling good about mine now.
00:03:10.000 Listen, this is actually beautiful.
00:03:12.000 You had a run-in with a cab driver on the way here, right?
00:03:15.000 Are we not supposed to talk about that because of the terrorism issue?
00:03:19.000 Oh no, it was fine.
00:03:21.000 I blame the Hyatt.
00:03:23.000 They call it Hyatt Place Dallas slash What is it?
00:03:29.000 The Colony?
00:03:30.000 The Colony.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 That's the name of a town?
00:03:32.000 The Colony?
00:03:33.000 Yeah.
00:03:33.000 There's also a white settlement.
00:03:34.000 I'm from the Boston and you're from the Cleveland?
00:03:37.000 Right.
00:03:37.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 Maybe area.
00:03:39.000 The Cleveland area.
00:03:40.000 So I, you know, I show him in his broken English.
00:03:42.000 I show him the address.
00:03:44.000 He pulls away.
00:03:44.000 Four minutes into the ride, he hands me this device.
00:03:47.000 It wasn't a Blackberry.
00:03:48.000 It was a hybrid of a Blackberry and a payphone that he built at his lane two.
00:03:51.000 With his two candlesticks in the back of it.
00:03:53.000 Him and Clockboy got together and made it happen.
00:03:55.000 And he asked me to type in the address of, you know, 5200 Memorial, whatever.
00:04:00.000 I go, I don't know how to work this.
00:04:03.000 Why am I doing your job?
00:04:03.000 Then he got mad and he pulled over.
00:04:05.000 So now I have the King of Nigeria staring at me with these dead eyes.
00:04:10.000 I'm staring back at him.
00:04:11.000 And then I said, let's use my Waze app.
00:04:13.000 So I burnt up all my battery getting us to the rock.
00:04:16.000 It took me to the cave.
00:04:17.000 What's your name?
00:04:18.000 Bay Hutchinson?
00:04:19.000 What's it?
00:04:20.000 The convention center.
00:04:21.000 I have no idea.
00:04:22.000 Hey, Bailey Hutchinson!
00:04:23.000 I'm leaving you out in this one.
00:04:24.000 All I get is a text from Nick right before he gets here.
00:04:26.000 I am particularly agitated right now.
00:04:30.000 Okay, well, let's fix this.
00:04:30.000 And then I find out the story and I feel bad.
00:04:32.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:33.000 Well, it said Hyatt.
00:04:33.000 I thought it was a real Hyatt.
00:04:35.000 This is like a La Quinta Inn on steroids.
00:04:37.000 Actually, it's very nice, but I'm glad you got here safely.
00:04:40.000 Everyone's glad to have you here.
00:04:42.000 Oh, I'm talented.
00:04:42.000 I couldn't be happier.
00:04:43.000 Leading the news, of course, the White House finds no support.
00:04:46.000 Just found out in the FBI report for sexual assault claims against Brett Kavanaugh.
00:04:49.000 This comes from the New York Times, so you know it's real.
00:04:53.000 With this additional information, the White House is fully confident the Senate will vote to confirm Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, and it looks like we're actually, we won't be seeing a confirmation vote on Saturday.
00:05:02.000 The more information that comes out, here's the truth, the less credible Ford's story sounds.
00:05:05.000 If people don't like to hear that, if the left had had their way, it'd be a very different country.
00:05:11.000 Now then, can you identify the man who raped you?
00:05:17.000 Most certainly would!
00:05:18.000 Right yonder!
00:05:20.000 Tom, would you stand up please?
00:05:22.000 Let's have a good long look at you.
00:05:25.000 Tom, would you catch this please?
00:05:29.000 Well then.
00:05:38.000 Good enough for me.
00:05:39.000 Okay.
00:05:39.000 Probably guilty.
00:05:41.000 I rest my case here.
00:05:41.000 I sentence you to- Wait, wait, Mr. Finch!
00:05:43.000 I didn't rape that girl!
00:05:44.000 I didn't!
00:05:45.000 Now hold on everyone, hold on.
00:05:48.000 Just hold on.
00:05:51.000 Are you certain this is the man who raped you?
00:05:54.000 Sure as he's black as pitch!
00:05:55.000 Well then, that settles it.
00:05:57.000 Guilty as sin.
00:05:59.000 Wait, wait, no!
00:06:00.000 Mr. Finch, no!
00:06:01.000 No, I wasn't even there that night!
00:06:02.000 My hand doesn't even work, you know this!
00:06:05.000 Tom, do you mean to tell me that you're questioning a survivor?
00:06:11.000 That's a bunch of pure baloney and you know it!
00:06:13.000 Don't I deserve a fair trial?
00:06:15.000 It's supposed to be innocent to proven guilty, right?
00:06:18.000 Black lives matter too now, you know?
00:06:20.000 Yes, at one moment in time that may have been true, but now we have to believe all women, period.
00:06:27.000 I'm sorry, Tom.
00:06:28.000 There's nothing I can do.
00:06:29.000 Everyone be quiet!
00:06:30.000 Mr. Finch, come back!
00:06:31.000 Don't let him do this to me!
00:06:32.000 Now you're saying this man raped you?
00:06:35.000 Yes, your honor!
00:06:36.000 Guilty!
00:06:37.000 You know I didn't do it!
00:06:39.000 The hand!
00:06:39.000 Come on!
00:06:41.000 Let go!
00:06:41.000 You don't have the authority to do this!
00:06:43.000 What about gerrymandering?
00:06:44.000 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
00:06:46.000 She said you did it.
00:06:47.000 Crime!
00:06:49.000 Next up!
00:06:52.000 The People vs. Clarence Thomas!
00:06:54.000 That sounds about right, yeah.
00:06:55.000 A little bit of a different hero these days, Atticus Finch.
00:06:58.000 Did you really kill Mockingbird, Nick?
00:06:59.000 I did.
00:07:00.000 Why would you question that?
00:07:01.000 I never did.
00:07:02.000 Well, I was forced to at gunpoint.
00:07:05.000 I never read any of the American classics as a kid growing up.
00:07:07.000 I realized that later on.
00:07:07.000 Well, that's because you're a Canuck.
00:07:09.000 I didn't read any Canadian classics either.
00:07:10.000 I did.
00:07:11.000 We spent an entire semester on how we burned down the White House.
00:07:13.000 The Ken Dryden story.
00:07:16.000 Did you spend a semester on Carla Homolka?
00:07:19.000 Is that the one with the girl from that 70s show?
00:07:22.000 No, it's the real one.
00:07:23.000 It's a horrible place, Canada.
00:07:24.000 And our history is very uninteresting.
00:07:26.000 We spent half a year learning about how Canada burned down the White House.
00:07:29.000 And it wasn't even a country, it was still a colony.
00:07:31.000 And that's just because you don't expect your friends to burn down your crap.
00:07:33.000 That's your biggest accomplishment.
00:07:35.000 Not really all that much of an accomplishment when you think about it.
00:07:38.000 Speaking of the law, police are now warning citizens about drunken birds.
00:07:41.000 This comes from the Duluth Tribune.
00:07:44.000 Chief Ty Takar, I guess is his name, wrote that the department received calls about birds that appeared to be under the influence flying into windows, cars, and acting confused.
00:07:53.000 But to be fair, the main burden question is demanding a hearing to clear his good name.
00:07:56.000 So he does seem as though, yeah, he is.
00:07:59.000 Doing pretty well for himself.
00:08:00.000 Look, hashtag not-all-pigeons, okay?
00:08:02.000 Not-all-pigeons, though most pigeons.
00:08:04.000 Have you ever seen a drunken animal, though?
00:08:05.000 They are absolutely hilarious.
00:08:07.000 Like, when they bite into, like, an apple that's been fermented on the ground or something like that, that's fallen off.
00:08:11.000 Like, I've seen a drunken deer.
00:08:12.000 Oh, you mean accidentally?
00:08:13.000 Yeah, not like having given beer to your dog.
00:08:15.000 Not like at a Cavanaugh party drinking beer until the animal can't walk.
00:08:18.000 You know, nothing like that.
00:08:19.000 I think bears do that on purpose.
00:08:20.000 Bears?
00:08:21.000 Yeah.
00:08:21.000 Bears get drunk on purpose?
00:08:22.000 Enjoy the high.
00:08:23.000 Really?
00:08:24.000 Can anyone confirm that?
00:08:25.000 I don't know.
00:08:26.000 Do you have any idea?
00:08:26.000 I went to school up in Maine.
00:08:28.000 I should know something about that.
00:08:30.000 I was too drunk to observe the bears.
00:08:34.000 You tried many times but never made it with the alcohol to the forest.
00:08:37.000 Yes.
00:08:37.000 And then the bear took part in the Devil's Triangle, apparently, after too much mead.
00:08:42.000 Which is a sexual assault of a bear.
00:08:43.000 In International News, German parents forgot their five-year-old at an airport in Germany, in case you're wondering.
00:08:49.000 Police said the mother explained to officers that the family had driven home in separate cars and each believed that the child was with the other parent.
00:08:58.000 It seems rather unoriginal though.
00:08:59.000 It's burnt interest, of course, in a German remake of the popular holiday classic, Aline
00:09:02.000 Südhause.
00:09:03.000 And that's going to do pretty well at the box office if you actually count for inflation.
00:09:08.000 It doesn't seem like the Germans are pretty original.
00:09:10.000 And it seems like, are these the same parents that you're just supposed to trust and be
00:09:13.000 like, you can't tell me how to raise my kid?
00:09:14.000 Is that the kind of parents?
00:09:15.000 I think that sounds about right.
00:09:16.000 They actually kind of universally suck in my opinion a lot of times.
00:09:18.000 Yeah.
00:09:20.000 What?
00:09:21.000 Trying to work me into this sketch, are you?
00:09:23.000 I'm trying to work you into it, yeah.
00:09:25.000 How about, well, I'm using some etiquette here.
00:09:29.000 I let the regulars get their shots in.
00:09:31.000 I can't win in this dump.
00:09:33.000 I mean, I appreciate it.
00:09:34.000 The game's rigged.
00:09:35.000 You didn't know that?
00:09:36.000 But you're right.
00:09:36.000 That's very unoriginal.
00:09:38.000 Oh, one parent thought the other one.
00:09:39.000 Yeah.
00:09:40.000 That's the one my parents used when they left me.
00:09:43.000 The Orange Julius.
00:09:44.000 The Orange Julius?
00:09:46.000 I thought your mom had you.
00:09:48.000 Are they still Orange Juliuses?
00:09:50.000 No.
00:09:51.000 When I was a kid, I referenced it because they were on it.
00:09:54.000 Sure, I know.
00:09:55.000 But do you think of how expensive the architecture was back then?
00:09:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:58.000 That was one big giant commercial for the Orange Julius.
00:10:00.000 Of course they're not going to build an Orange Julius these days.
00:10:03.000 Have you seen an Orange Julius recently?
00:10:04.000 It turned into a drive-in theater where I was raised, actually, the one Orange Julius.
00:10:07.000 Yeah, because then it was used to plaster the drive-in theater.
00:10:09.000 That big?
00:10:11.000 Well, it became the concession stand for the drive-in theater because they wanted everyone to see it from the road.
00:10:16.000 It's very expensive real estate.
00:10:18.000 You know there's a drive-in theater in downtown Detroit?
00:10:20.000 Did you know this?
00:10:21.000 Really?
00:10:21.000 Yeah, last time I was there was a downtown Detroit drive-in theater.
00:10:24.000 Yeah, I went to the Midnight Showing.
00:10:25.000 I have three night forms in my house.
00:10:28.000 And no hubcaps.
00:10:29.000 Speaking of which, I just watched Midnight Run last night when I was sick.
00:10:33.000 You ever see that with De Niro?
00:10:34.000 About 150 times, yes.
00:10:35.000 You a big fan?
00:10:37.000 Love it.
00:10:37.000 Midnight Run?
00:10:38.000 Yeah, I had not seen it in at least a decade.
00:10:40.000 I've never seen it.
00:10:41.000 What are you, Canadian?
00:10:43.000 Borderline.
00:10:43.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 It is a fantastic film.
00:10:45.000 I highly recommend it.
00:10:46.000 It's a great flick.
00:10:47.000 Netflix.
00:10:48.000 Do it.
00:10:48.000 Have you ever seen it?
00:10:49.000 No.
00:10:49.000 No, I've never seen it.
00:10:49.000 With De Niro?
00:10:50.000 It's back when De Niro was still funny before he became Comedy De Niro.
00:10:54.000 Ah.
00:10:54.000 You know?
00:10:55.000 After, before like Meet the Parents and stuff.
00:10:56.000 It was just De Niro was kind of in that transition.
00:10:57.000 He's kind of like a joke about himself.
00:10:58.000 And I watched last week and I was reminded of how awful, truly awful, Al Pacino is in Heat.
00:11:05.000 Did you realize that when you watched it recently?
00:11:07.000 No.
00:11:08.000 He's so bad.
00:11:08.000 Do you remember how bad he was?
00:11:10.000 Oh yeah, that's when he was starting to get big.
00:11:12.000 Right.
00:11:12.000 He was all, too big!
00:11:13.000 There's a scene, literally, he's talking and the guy goes, black guy goes, you know man, I could get killed for telling you that stuff, man.
00:11:19.000 He goes, you could get killed walking your doggy!
00:11:24.000 He overdid his Pacino.
00:11:26.000 Is he doing the Ed Sullivan childish?
00:11:28.000 Can you chill?
00:11:29.000 Walking your dog.
00:11:31.000 Chewing the gum.
00:11:31.000 This is my device here!
00:11:32.000 Al Pacino.
00:11:32.000 Hey Al, can you turn it up?
00:11:33.000 This is my device here!
00:11:35.000 Al Pacino.
00:11:37.000 It was great in Serpico.
00:11:38.000 Glen Gary Gunn Ross, he was big too.
00:11:40.000 Oh yeah.
00:11:41.000 You know, Jack Lemmon just acted circles around him in that film.
00:11:46.000 That was great all the way around, though, for me.
00:11:47.000 Love it.
00:11:48.000 Yeah, what a great film.
00:11:49.000 We're going to have David Mamet on the show soon.
00:11:51.000 I would say, if you have to pick someone, overall, if you look at the span of the career, probably the greatest actor ever, you'd have to put Jack Lemmon in there.
00:11:58.000 I'd go with Larry Storch from F Troop.
00:12:01.000 Used to be a Spacey fan, but not anymore.
00:12:03.000 No, but seriously though, Jack Lemmon, think of it, you go back to Some Like It Hot, right?
00:12:06.000 You go back to early Jack Lemmon, and he was just as good at that as he was in Glen Ross, Breaking Your Heart.
00:12:12.000 Yeah, he did.
00:12:12.000 You know what I'm ahead of, John Ritter?
00:12:18.000 No, he was hilarious in Three's Company.
00:12:22.000 Turning to the midterm elections because we have Ted Cruz coming up, everybody.
00:12:25.000 Ted Cruz very soon.
00:12:25.000 He's going to be thrilled to be here.
00:12:28.000 Ben of Ben & Jerry needs names for flavors for the seven up-and-coming progressive candidates.
00:12:32.000 This is from his Twitter.
00:12:33.000 Yo Internet, so you know he's hip, we need your help to come up with seven amazing flavors for seven amazing up-and-coming progressives who could be headed to Congress in November.
00:12:44.000 So, of course, Ben, as a noted Bernie Sanders supporter, and with the recent rise of Democratic Socialists to the pop culture, we actually have a list of their top suggestions so far, which brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.
00:12:58.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!
00:13:00.000 They always forget the one in the chamber.
00:13:02.000 Now, Nick, you want to help us out here?
00:13:04.000 Are you going to be able to read any of these, or do you need to put on the spectacles?
00:13:07.000 I can read them.
00:13:08.000 This is just the perfect distance.
00:13:11.000 Good.
00:13:12.000 So, top Ben & Jerry's progressive flavors that they actually, you know, have been taking the polls and these have been appearing there.
00:13:17.000 Number seven, Venezuelan breadline pudding.
00:13:19.000 That's right up there.
00:13:20.000 They're gonna be happy about that.
00:13:21.000 Number six, starvation genocide gelato.
00:13:25.000 I don't think that'd be the first one that I would go for.
00:13:27.000 Let's have Nick give us number five.
00:13:29.000 Alexandria Ocasio, it should say Cortez.
00:13:32.000 Oh, Conatez?
00:13:34.000 Contes.
00:13:35.000 Oh, come on.
00:13:36.000 That's the dad joke.
00:13:38.000 That's what I wanted it to be, because usually Owen would be doing that.
00:13:40.000 Contes.
00:13:41.000 All right.
00:13:42.000 Look, see?
00:13:43.000 I like it with nuts.
00:13:44.000 Listen.
00:13:47.000 But reading that, okay, I should have looked at the stuff before, like you said.
00:13:51.000 That reads contes.
00:13:53.000 I'm so, you know, it's a very Hispanic... All right, well, you know, let's make it up to you.
00:13:57.000 You can read number four.
00:14:01.000 Final solution sherbet!
00:14:03.000 How dare you, that's not on the script.
00:14:04.000 Oh my goodness.
00:14:05.000 Number three, kind of straying a little bit, single parent pecan.
00:14:08.000 You did that on purpose.
00:14:10.000 I did, I did.
00:14:10.000 I'd be ratting past it.
00:14:11.000 Because you have to think I'm this nice sort of aw gee shucks Canadian and you come in and break my balls and then now I have you saying final solution.
00:14:17.000 Break your balls, I haven't even touched you today.
00:14:20.000 Number two, you want to give us number two there, Nick?
00:14:23.000 Strawberry killing fields forever.
00:14:26.000 Braken Sie Deutsch!
00:14:27.000 Slows him!
00:14:28.000 Well that brings us to number one actually the number one flavor thus far Zyklon B-min
00:14:32.000 That's pretty popular and the plus one because it's kind of unrelated the plus one finally in the seven plus one top
00:14:37.000 Ben and Jerry's flavors Cherry Garcia or else all flavors
00:14:40.000 over a three hundred thousand percent inflation rate That's seven plus one everybody!
00:14:44.000 You forgot to turn in the chamber!
00:14:46.000 It was one confusing word It was one confusing word.
00:14:51.000 Yes, it was.
00:14:51.000 Because when you read it, you're thinking Cortez.
00:14:53.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 Not Cone.
00:14:55.000 Exactly right.
00:14:56.000 That's what just happened on there.
00:14:57.000 That's exactly right.
00:14:58.000 And I dropped out in eighth grade.
00:15:00.000 I'm glad we went back over that.
00:15:01.000 Folks, how are you?
00:15:03.000 I'll follow another story before we have to get to the TCU follow-up.
00:15:06.000 We'll be talking about the TCU follow-up in our recent Change My Mind and the mental counseling required thereafter, along with a rebuttal to Vox.
00:15:13.000 Before that, these academics submitted a hoax paper about dog rape just to prove that it would be published in a peer-reviewed journal.
00:15:21.000 And it was published in a peer-reviewed journal.
00:15:24.000 So here's a clip from the people who actually got it in.
00:15:26.000 We'll show you a clip first to give you some context.
00:15:29.000 Dear Dr. Helen Wilson, I have now closely considered the revisions of your manuscript, Dog Pork, and will recommend its publication in Gender, Place, and Culture.
00:15:42.000 You have done very good work to address the issues your viewers raise and have clarified your arguments.
00:15:48.000 Thank you for your contribution to Gender, Place, and Culture, and I hope to be seeing your manuscript in print.
00:15:55.000 Yours truly.
00:15:59.000 People think this is, that's, that's real.
00:16:00.000 It actually got published and we always wondered this, the peer-reviewed journals.
00:16:03.000 Yeah.
00:16:04.000 Well this isn't the first one that they've gotten published.
00:16:06.000 No it's not.
00:16:06.000 There's like six or seven other ones.
00:16:07.000 Yeah, they're all very silly.
00:16:09.000 Yeah.
00:16:09.000 Almost as silly as Cone Tez.
00:16:10.000 At first the story seems completely unbelievable until you realize how actually low the standards are of what counts as evidence in 2018.
00:16:16.000 Uh, I think particularly in recent weeks, like the latest smear against Kavanaugh used by, more recently, the most recent, have you heard the recent one?
00:16:23.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:16:24.000 The one used by, CNN used this as evidence.
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:27.000 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:16:29.000 911, what's your emergency?
00:16:31.000 Yes, hi, oh my gosh, it's Brett Kavanaugh, he's currently at the party and he's doing ungodly things!
00:16:37.000 Okay, now calm down. Can you describe them to me?
00:16:40.000 Yeah, he just grabbed two girls and he's making them into the Connecticut Catwalk!
00:16:45.000 Hold on, I don't understand, ma'am.
00:16:47.000 What is the Connecticut catwalk?
00:16:49.000 Yeah, it's where they have to walk across the floor on all fours, wearing judge robes, while the maternity makes rude comments to them.
00:16:56.000 They have to be white guys.
00:16:57.000 Oh my.
00:16:58.000 Oh god, now they're doing the Michigan mudslide!
00:17:00.000 The what?
00:17:02.000 That's where a group of men give you filtered water, only it turns out not to be filtered!
00:17:07.000 Oh no, now they're doing...
00:17:10.000 Now they're doing chicken fight!
00:17:12.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Chad, what?
00:17:12.000 It's when people get on each other's shoulders, like they're doing chicken fights!
00:17:16.000 Only they poop down your back!
00:17:19.000 That doesn't even sound particularly sexual.
00:17:22.000 Oh, now he's doing hippopotamus high-five.
00:17:24.000 He's just high-fiving the fat girls at the party.
00:17:28.000 He's high-fiving all the fat girls here at the party.
00:17:31.000 Well, that doesn't sound very... Oh, no, now he's doing bumps on a log.
00:17:34.000 Now, hold on, ma'am.
00:17:36.000 Isn't that just where you put peanut butter in the middle of some celery and sprinkle it with raisin?
00:17:42.000 My mom used to give that to me when I was a kid.
00:17:46.000 That was my favorite cabinet!
00:17:51.000 From her lips to Lady Justice's ears.
00:17:54.000 Oh my gosh.
00:17:56.000 The longest four minutes of Nick DiPaolo's life.
00:18:03.000 Oh my gosh.
00:18:05.000 I really am glad that Nick is here.
00:18:08.000 Please, nickdip.com and two people who if I were to still really, really want to go see.
00:18:13.000 You know what?
00:18:13.000 I've never actually seen you live in the last... Well, don't ruin your image of me.
00:18:17.000 Stay home.
00:18:18.000 Would be Nick and Norm Macdonald.
00:18:20.000 If you could see two people.
00:18:22.000 By the way, my favorite comment.
00:18:23.000 Is he really your favorite commenter?
00:18:24.000 I love him.
00:18:25.000 There you go, all right.
00:18:26.000 By the way, if you're subscribed, hit the notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean anything apparently on YouTube anymore.
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00:18:39.000 We did the Change My Mind at TCU this Monday, and it was one of the biggest ones that we have ever done, and we're very grateful, except immediately afterward, the reaction on Twitter was somewhat predictable.
00:18:54.000 Let's just read some of the reactions here that you see from TCU.
00:18:57.000 For those who didn't see the video, we sat down.
00:18:59.000 Rape culture is a myth.
00:19:00.000 Change my mind.
00:19:01.000 That's pretty basic stuff.
00:19:02.000 Not rape is a myth.
00:19:03.000 Rape culture is a myth.
00:19:05.000 The idea that a society encourages, perpetuates, or tolerates rape.
00:19:09.000 And anyone who was willing to sit down could change my mind.
00:19:13.000 In a public space, by the way.
00:19:15.000 TCU officially reacted on Twitter, so here's one tweet.
00:19:19.000 This is from TCU, Nick.
00:19:20.000 Today, Steven Kreider chose to challenge our students on a public sidewalk in front of the university.
00:19:25.000 While the Constitution gives him the right to express his views, the sentiments he expressed do not align with TCU's values.
00:19:33.000 Let me ask you this question.
00:19:35.000 Yeah, go ahead.
00:19:35.000 I was going to say, you're asking a legitimate question.
00:19:38.000 Yes.
00:19:39.000 Well, actually, even making a statement, here's something, let me go one step further.
00:19:42.000 Rape culture is a myth changed my mind, but I'm saying we don't live in a rape culture, particularly on campus.
00:19:47.000 Right.
00:19:47.000 Prove me wrong.
00:19:48.000 We disagree with Stephen's views.
00:19:50.000 Right.
00:19:50.000 So what's the culture on the TCU campus?
00:19:52.000 Apparently rape culture.
00:19:53.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:19:54.000 Just the words rape culture.
00:19:55.000 Yeah.
00:19:57.000 That's it.
00:19:58.000 You're guilty.
00:19:59.000 Well, I think TCU has a rape culture.
00:20:01.000 If they're disagreeing with me, they're saying, we disagree when Stephen says there's no rape culture on TCU!
00:20:06.000 We disagree.
00:20:07.000 We disavow that point of view!
00:20:09.000 Alright, TCU, be my guest.
00:20:12.000 Here's another tweet from me.
00:20:13.000 His views adversely affected many members of our campus community.
00:20:17.000 The health and safety of the Horned Frog family is of the utmost importance, and we encourage individuals to contact Campus Resources for support.
00:20:25.000 Then another tweet from them in support of survivors of sexual assault at TCU, SGA set up in front of the founder statue today to promote the It's On Us campaign.
00:20:36.000 TCU does not follow Steven Crowder on Twitter.
00:20:40.000 I'm really glad they made the point to say that.
00:20:45.000 What?
00:20:45.000 Boom.
00:20:45.000 There was doubt.
00:20:46.000 A university feels that they acknowledge the public sidewalk.
00:20:49.000 We do not follow Steven Crowder on Twitter.
00:20:52.000 Our mission is to foster academic, social, and personal development for all members of
00:20:56.000 the campus community, whether in race, class, ethnic, gender, sexual orientation, ability,
00:21:00.000 or veteran status.
00:21:02.000 What does that have to do with anything at this point?
00:21:04.000 I think that's the first time I've ever heard veteran status used like that.
00:21:07.000 Like, it's a complaining group of people that are going to express a differing point of view than other normal people in the world.
00:21:13.000 In this case, they mean veterans of house parties.
00:21:14.000 Oh.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, it's a little bit different.
00:21:15.000 Especially with Kavanaugh.
00:21:17.000 Apparently their job is to create an academic social environment so that people can learn unless you have a different point of view right a Legitimate different point of view and you're not out there saying rape is cool and holding up signs.
00:21:28.000 You're saying hey guys Let's have a conversation about rape culture.
00:21:30.000 What do you think and they're like?
00:21:31.000 Oh my gosh, the girls are sort of freaking out Yeah, girls are freaking out once you realize that she had no argument.
00:21:36.000 They're freaking out at the words.
00:21:38.000 Let's have a conversation, right?
00:21:39.000 Yeah, that's where they start freaking.
00:21:41.000 Yeah.
00:21:41.000 Well, I mean you don't have to get to the end of it No, you don't have to get to the end of it at all.
00:21:44.000 What happened is, if you go watch this video, and Nick's very busy so I know he hasn't seen the video.
00:21:48.000 She starts talking about Brett Kavanaugh and I go, I don't... Who?
00:21:51.000 Oh my God, you don't know who Brett Kavanaugh is!
00:21:55.000 Another lefty with a great sense of humor.
00:21:57.000 Those broads, I'll tell you.
00:21:58.000 I said, who's Christine Ford?
00:22:00.000 And she starts screaming at me.
00:22:02.000 And so then finally I go, okay, can I speak now?
00:22:04.000 I said, well, listen, if we're talking about Dr. Christine Ford and her allegations of Brett Kavanaugh, I start going, bing, bing, bing, bing.
00:22:10.000 And she just goes, okay, well, so maybe you know these things.
00:22:14.000 Officers, can we have him released from campus?
00:22:17.000 And she literally just starts screaming at the cops.
00:22:20.000 The second, you can see the moment in her eyes, the second she realizes that she wasn't entirely correct.
00:22:26.000 Here's what's funny, there's a letter to the students and faculty from someone named Catherine Tull.
00:22:30.000 Oh, Katie Tull.
00:22:31.000 on a first name basis, sorry.
00:22:34.000 Very familiar.
00:22:35.000 That's because you were actually taken to the Katie Tull Center by your Uber driver earlier today.
00:22:39.000 Exactly, yeah.
00:22:40.000 TCU's vice chancellor, I guess for student affairs, she sent this out, an email, a letter,
00:22:46.000 maybe it was rubber stamped, I have no idea, could have been wax stamped at this point.
00:22:50.000 Who knows what gesture of grandeur.
00:22:52.000 She wrote, yesterday was an interesting and difficult day for our campus community.
00:22:56.000 Many watched and some participated as Stephen Crowder, a self-proclaimed conservative political commentator, actor, and comedian engaged passerby.
00:23:04.000 Who are these people?
00:23:06.000 I don't know.
00:23:06.000 Apparently she didn't make the Dickens play cut.
00:23:09.000 In the filming of his podcast, Mr. Crowder makes his living by posing a divisive statement to a group off in Colorado.
00:23:15.000 His method of operation is to garner reaction from students, which he in turn makes fun of while filming for his show.
00:23:19.000 Here are a couple of facts about yesterday's event.
00:23:21.000 Oh my god.
00:23:22.000 You don't make fun of them!
00:23:24.000 That's a lie!
00:23:26.000 This is the letter after four tweets in.
00:23:28.000 It gets better.
00:23:28.000 They're treating you like you're Brett Kavanaugh.
00:23:33.000 Number one, TCU did not host nor did any group host Mr. Crowder.
00:23:37.000 I can confirm.
00:23:38.000 Number two, he possessed himself on a public sidewalk on a public street.
00:23:42.000 Seapoint number one.
00:23:45.000 Number three, his language and ideas, while offensive, are protected by the United States Constitution.
00:23:50.000 This needed further explanation.
00:23:52.000 Can you imagine?
00:23:53.000 Can you effin' imagine?
00:23:54.000 I can effin' imagine.
00:23:55.000 Oh, nice job.
00:23:57.000 These motherfuckers.
00:24:00.000 Oops, I spoke too soon.
00:24:01.000 Oops, sorry.
00:24:03.000 But what's offensive about saying there's no rape culture?
00:24:05.000 TCU is saying they have a rape- that's the only thing they could be mad about!
00:24:08.000 Oh, they do!
00:24:09.000 Have you seen their football team on a Saturday night?
00:24:12.000 You were about to say something before that, though, Nick.
00:24:15.000 I'm just saying, the team's very diverse.
00:24:17.000 There's a lot of white defensive backs, I was pointing out in the statement.
00:24:23.000 How dare you.
00:24:24.000 I think he knew the Connecticut catwalk.
00:24:26.000 There was a reaction from Fort Worth Weekly.
00:24:28.000 Stephen Crowder's a rape culture apologist.
00:24:30.000 This all happened within one day, keep in mind, of the video.
00:24:33.000 Here's another reaction.
00:24:33.000 Conversations Without Consent was another article.
00:24:36.000 Stephen Crowder's discussion of rape culture on TCU's sidewalk.
00:24:39.000 It's not even their sidewalk!
00:24:42.000 Socialists have no concept of personal property.
00:24:45.000 Or public property.
00:24:46.000 What do you think?
00:24:47.000 It's not your sidewalk?
00:24:48.000 I WOULD PREFER THAT'S MY SIDEWALK!
00:24:51.000 We don't give a rat's ass, Bernie!
00:24:52.000 It's not your sidewalk!
00:24:53.000 Disagree!
00:24:55.000 What do you think is happening here?
00:24:57.000 It's irresponsible to subject the public to this kind of highly sensitive topic without their consent.
00:25:03.000 So this is how we get into it, right?
00:25:04.000 Consent.
00:25:05.000 I sat down with a sign, you see the logic here.
00:25:08.000 You can't put that sign up there expressing an opinion without consent.
00:25:12.000 They don't understand consent.
00:25:13.000 You don't have to consent to my opinion.
00:25:16.000 Just like it doesn't mean it's a refusal of your consent if someone says, hey gorgeous, and you say don't call me gorgeous.
00:25:22.000 That's not rape!
00:25:23.000 No, doesn't count.
00:25:24.000 And the sign's not that big.
00:25:26.000 No, it's a pretty small sign.
00:25:27.000 I'm not gonna lie, it's a pretty sizable sign.
00:25:30.000 This was my favorite tweet, was actually someone suggested they just buy the sidewalk.
00:25:33.000 That'd be hilarious.
00:25:33.000 How much money would it take for alumni like myself to privatize the sidewalk?
00:25:36.000 All of a sudden they're big fans of privatization.
00:25:38.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:25:39.000 So scumbags like Steven Crowder can't use our university as a backdrop for bigotry.
00:25:42.000 Nick, when's the last time you performed at a college?
00:25:46.000 Uh, this girl, we're in bunk beds.
00:25:49.000 She's about 5'10", 260, Lewiston, Maine.
00:25:53.000 This is the puppetry of the penis tour?
00:25:57.000 I performed horribly.
00:25:58.000 That's a good question.
00:26:00.000 I'd say four years ago.
00:26:01.000 I did like a college in Connecticut, not even, three years ago, in Connecticut.
00:26:07.000 If I'd say the name, you'd...
00:26:09.000 The University of Connecticut?
00:26:11.000 Was it in Hartford?
00:26:12.000 No, it wasn't.
00:26:13.000 Couldn't resist.
00:26:14.000 No, I forget.
00:26:15.000 I want to say Trinity or something.
00:26:16.000 And then afterward you just said no more?
00:26:18.000 No, that was actually decent.
00:26:21.000 Really?
00:26:21.000 Yeah.
00:26:22.000 I stopped doing colleges four years into my career, which was 1991.
00:26:26.000 I was booked at Clark University in Massachusetts, which is even a liberal school for Massachusetts.
00:26:33.000 Yeah, I can imagine.
00:26:34.000 And I made some crack about a Middle Eastern guy trying to find my dipstick and oil or whatever.
00:26:39.000 Yeah, that's what he does.
00:26:40.000 And some kid goes, oh my god!
00:26:41.000 Like a guy!
00:26:42.000 1992.
00:26:43.000 He goes, when are you going to talk about rape next?
00:26:47.000 And so I ripped off like 11 rape jokes.
00:26:49.000 the top of my head and I actually had to leave. One of the only shows in my 30 years I actually
00:26:55.000 did get off stage about 12 minutes early. Really? Get out of here. Did they actually
00:27:01.000 force you to leave? They were booing and hissing and they wouldn't let me get word. I mean,
00:27:05.000 I wish I had this, I was like ahead of the curb.
00:27:08.000 It's what's going on now in restaurants with Ted Cruz and stuff.
00:27:11.000 They were doing that to me at the Clark University.
00:27:14.000 How did you become more right-leaning since you're from Massachusetts, right?
00:27:17.000 Raised that way.
00:27:17.000 I mean, you think of it as just a solid blue always, everywhere.
00:27:22.000 I was molested by a guy in a pickup truck in South Carolina.
00:27:24.000 Well, that stands to reason.
00:27:26.000 No, I just... I'm more of a traditionalist.
00:27:31.000 I mean, I'm just a working class...
00:27:33.000 Boston wasn't that... Massachusetts wasn't that liberal when I was a kid.
00:27:38.000 It was just Kennedy Nation.
00:27:40.000 It was Kennedy Nation, but then you saw clips of white kids throwing rocks at buses, and then everybody got confused.
00:27:50.000 I don't know, that's a good question, because I don't think the ideology, left or right, it's more about logic, common sense.
00:27:58.000 And if you follow that through your life, you'll end up Yeah.
00:28:02.000 More towards the right.
00:28:03.000 You'll end up like myself, or yourself, or everyone in this room.
00:28:07.000 So, yeah.
00:28:08.000 You got that to look forward to.
00:28:10.000 Feel good about your life choices.
00:28:12.000 So we're going to do a rebuttal to this video.
00:28:14.000 Have you ever watched Vox?
00:28:15.000 Probably not.
00:28:16.000 Probably not a big watcher of Vox.
00:28:17.000 Vox News?
00:28:17.000 I love that.
00:28:18.000 Oh, I'll tell you.
00:28:18.000 Shannon Bream?
00:28:20.000 The reason we're going to rebut this video here is not just because of the play count, but it's so emblematic, I think, of how, like you just said, how the left argues, particularly in 2018.
00:28:28.000 The first major problem with this video, it's about sexual assault, and it's actually about why Kavanaugh accusers can't remember.
00:28:33.000 Yeah.
00:28:34.000 And not only why they can't remember, but why they shouldn't be expected to remember any details.
00:28:37.000 Yeah.
00:28:38.000 So, we'll get into why, just like the kid said in the Change My Mind, our views are so nuanced, we couldn't possibly be expected to articulate them effectively.
00:28:47.000 So, the first major problem with this video is it assumes that the assaults happened, and then works from that premise, beginning with, going back to, Clarence Thomas.
00:28:56.000 He spoke about acts that he had seen in pornographic films involving such matters as women having sex with animals, and films showing group sex or rape scenes.
00:29:07.000 This is a clip from the 1991 hearing of Anita Hill.
00:29:10.000 Straight black woman followed by a gay Latino male.
00:29:14.000 That's a very odd contrast.
00:29:16.000 Over the course of three days, Hill was bombarded with questions meant to highlight inconsistencies in her story.
00:29:22.000 You have added during the course of your testimony today two new witnesses.
00:29:27.000 When you talked to the FBI, there was one witness.
00:29:30.000 The witness did not say anything to the FBI about the described size of his penis.
00:29:37.000 The goal of these questions wasn't to prove Thomas was innocent.
00:29:39.000 It was to prove that Hill's memory was faulty.
00:29:42.000 How reliable is your testimony on events that occurred 8-10 years ago?
00:29:48.000 How sure can you expect this committee to be on the accuracy of your statements?
00:29:54.000 Soon enough, senators were suggesting that Hill might be imagining things.
00:29:58.000 It's funny they play it with like the horror film background.
00:30:00.000 So all of us are watching this going, can you believe they asked her how she knew it was accurate?
00:30:06.000 Yeah, that seems about right.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:30:09.000 Can we be sure that what you remembered is correct?
00:30:10.000 That happened to me when I showed up in court for a speeding ticket that I contested.
00:30:13.000 Yeah.
00:30:13.000 Like, how do you know how fast you were going?
00:30:15.000 And it almost tripped me up for a second.
00:30:16.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa.
00:30:18.000 Because I have a speed-telling device in my car.
00:30:21.000 But it took me a little bit of time to figure it out.
00:30:23.000 That's what they do.
00:30:24.000 A what device?
00:30:25.000 A speed-telling.
00:30:27.000 A speed-telling device.
00:30:28.000 Then they go on to say this here at Vox.
00:30:31.000 Twenty years later, history is repeating itself.
00:30:34.000 Yeah, I can tell by your shirt, you jackass.
00:30:39.000 I guess history is repeating itself in the sense that the allegations against Thomas were a completely baseless smear campaign.
00:30:44.000 He was confirmed and it's pretty well known that Anita Hill was lying.
00:30:47.000 Am I the only one who actually, when I finally found out about the Clarence Thomas thing, it was, who put this pubic hair in the Diet Coke can?
00:30:53.000 I'm like, he sounds great!
00:30:55.000 I want to party with Clarence Thomas!
00:30:58.000 Wouldn't you want a clerk for him?
00:31:00.000 Absolutely.
00:31:01.000 I put a pube on a birthday cake once.
00:31:03.000 Nobody said boo.
00:31:06.000 I thought it was very funny.
00:31:07.000 Did you see Christie Ford drinking the coke?
00:31:09.000 I was hoping somebody was going to drop it.
00:31:12.000 I need some caffeine.
00:31:13.000 Well, here's a quarter coke with a pube on it.
00:31:15.000 Just Lindsey Grinch fingers like the Grinch taking candy canes coming in off frames.
00:31:19.000 Dangling it.
00:31:21.000 He was great, wasn't he?
00:31:22.000 Golden Graham, really.
00:31:22.000 He was great, yeah.
00:31:23.000 All of a sudden, he grew a set.
00:31:24.000 I think there's another clip here from Gay Latino at Vox.
00:31:27.000 This fixation on how well a victim can remember exactly what happened to them, it's bullshit.
00:31:33.000 And experts say it's getting in the way of us taking credible sexual assault allegations serious.
00:31:38.000 Okay, here's your point.
00:31:39.000 Actually, what they found out was that Ford has zero case, okay?
00:31:42.000 So, Rachel Mitchell, really basic white girl name, easy to forget.
00:31:45.000 She wrote, in the legal context, here's my bottom line.
00:31:48.000 A he said, she said case is incredibly difficult to prove, but this case is even weaker than Dr. Ford identified, uh, than that, because Dr. Ford identified other witnesses to the event.
00:31:55.000 Those witnesses either refuted her allegations or failed to corroborate them.
00:31:58.000 For the reasons discussed below, I do not think that a reasonable prosecutor would bring this case based on the evidence before committee, nor do I believe that this evidence is sufficient to satisfy the preponderance of the evidence standard.
00:32:08.000 This, by the way, would be an, you know how OJ was not guilty in criminal, but guilty in civil?
00:32:13.000 This is the civil trial standard.
00:32:15.000 People who don't know preponderance of evidence just means to go forward with a case to go forward in a trial
00:32:19.000 Just means it has to be more likely that it happened than not happen. Yeah, she's saying that isn't even being met
00:32:25.000 here Yeah, and and really the big thing for me is that this it's
00:32:28.000 more about the system that we have instead of the person, right?
00:32:31.000 It's not about Kavanaugh and it's not about her It's about this system that we have that says you're
00:32:34.000 innocent until proven guilty You can't tell me that we just have to take any witnesses
00:32:39.000 for any crime their testimony alone with no evidence whatsoever
00:32:42.000 Especially like you just said where there's three people that could corroborate didn't sure I can
00:32:46.000 I can tell you that.
00:32:46.000 So I'm the vice president at TCU.
00:32:49.000 Next clip.
00:32:50.000 Ford admits that she can't remember some important details, like the exact date of the party, whose house it was at, or how she got there.
00:32:57.000 Notes taken by Ford's therapist in 2012 also state four boys were in the room during the time of the assault.
00:33:02.000 But Ford says there were two, and says the discrepancy was due to an error on the therapist's part.
00:33:07.000 Those gaps and inconsistencies have triggered a barrage of speculation about whether Ford's memory can actually be trusted.
00:33:15.000 Kind of geeky details, wouldn't you say?
00:33:16.000 Who was that, David Cross?
00:33:20.000 David Cross with Biden plugs.
00:33:22.000 He saw the same guy.
00:33:23.000 You know what's important?
00:33:25.000 Her details only changed after they were challenged.
00:33:27.000 This is something nobody talks about.
00:33:28.000 They say, well, she couldn't remember the exact date.
00:33:30.000 It'd be one thing if she said, I don't remember exactly which day it happened or which day of the week.
00:33:34.000 She couldn't remember the year!
00:33:35.000 Yeah.
00:33:36.000 That's a big thing.
00:33:37.000 Let alone the where who, but here's something else.
00:33:39.000 When she said, this was kind of floor plan.
00:33:41.000 This is where it happened.
00:33:41.000 And I remember the hallway was small.
00:33:43.000 Then it became a hall and it was a narrow hallway.
00:33:45.000 Then it became where we were in a living room.
00:33:47.000 So the floor plan changed once they said, okay we can narrow it down to these places and look at the floor plans.
00:33:51.000 Maybe it wasn't that floor plan.
00:33:53.000 It was, the location changed until, well, hold on a second, if you're checking me out, maybe it wasn't the location.
00:33:58.000 The witnesses changed once they said, well, yes, the witnesses, and then, well, hold on, maybe it wasn't those witnesses.
00:34:02.000 That's what's important.
00:34:03.000 It's not that it changed as she started, you know, things were hazy and it came back to her.
00:34:07.000 It changed when she got caught lying or providing, not lying, providing incorrect information.
00:34:13.000 Yeah.
00:34:13.000 About the fact she flew more miles than the Rolling Stones did in the 60s.
00:34:18.000 Oh, I don't like planes.
00:34:19.000 What are you kidding me?
00:34:20.000 She spent three minutes on the ground.
00:34:23.000 She's like Charles Grodin in Midnight Run.
00:34:25.000 It was a sham.
00:34:26.000 Lying!
00:34:28.000 Yeah, don't worry.
00:34:28.000 We already got in trouble for that one.
00:34:30.000 I didn't say anything.
00:34:31.000 Oh, I did last week.
00:34:32.000 I don't want to offend Dr. Ford.
00:34:35.000 Dr. Christy!
00:34:36.000 Dr. Christy!
00:34:38.000 Next clip.
00:34:39.000 You can see this focus on memory, especially on Fox News.
00:34:42.000 This is nothing.
00:34:43.000 She's not sure when it happened, where it happened.
00:34:45.000 Alleged victim does not know the address, the date, the owner of the house.
00:34:49.000 Why?
00:34:50.000 Why is this?
00:34:51.000 Just because Fox said it, we're not supposed to care.
00:34:53.000 They're reporting facts!
00:34:54.000 Yeah.
00:34:54.000 It's kind of their job.
00:34:55.000 These things are true.
00:34:56.000 Well, the problem I have with it is that nobody else is reporting it.
00:34:59.000 That's the highlight there.
00:35:00.000 No one else is talking about it.
00:35:01.000 People at TCU were going, she had three witnesses.
00:35:01.000 Only Fox is.
00:35:03.000 I was like, no she didn't.
00:35:04.000 No.
00:35:04.000 I guess she didn't see the Rachel Maddow show the other night, fellas.
00:35:07.000 I thought she had some good points.
00:35:09.000 One of them right here in her neck.
00:35:14.000 If you can't hear that on the internet, you guys can kiss my grits.
00:35:18.000 How's that for... It's perfect!
00:35:21.000 How's that for strong legs?
00:35:22.000 You can kiss my grits.
00:35:23.000 There you go.
00:35:24.000 You can kiss my... I love how you put your hand on your knee.
00:35:26.000 It's very southern of you.
00:35:27.000 I'm trying to.
00:35:28.000 Anyways, any more bourbon in the house?
00:35:30.000 I know, I'm sitting like Lindsey Graham at home.
00:35:33.000 Listen, who's seen the portal?
00:35:34.000 Anybody?
00:35:34.000 Next clip, clip F. We have this expectation that for an allegation to be credible, the victim has to be able to recall exactly what happened to them in detail.
00:35:44.000 Most of us think memory works like a video camera, accurately recording events we see and hear so that we can review them later.
00:35:50.000 So if a victim can't remember certain details, we view them as suspicious.
00:35:55.000 Geez.
00:35:57.000 Okay.
00:35:58.000 We don't want every single detail.
00:36:01.000 How about two?
00:36:02.000 How about one?
00:36:04.000 How about half?
00:36:06.000 Can we get half a detail?
00:36:08.000 Is that reasonable?
00:36:08.000 Half a detail?
00:36:09.000 Well, there was a house and there was a staircase.
00:36:13.000 And I know there was a toilet in the house.
00:36:15.000 There must have been.
00:36:15.000 Wait, hold on.
00:36:16.000 Hold on a second.
00:36:17.000 Ms.
00:36:17.000 Ford, are you just telling a campfire story?
00:36:20.000 There was a very dark house and a staircase.
00:36:21.000 That's a campfire story.
00:36:22.000 I was raped!
00:36:24.000 I remember some giggling.
00:36:26.000 Yeah, that was you.
00:36:28.000 Half a detail.
00:36:30.000 It's just so funny they act as though just because she can't remember everything.
00:36:33.000 No, she can remember nothing!
00:36:34.000 Yeah.
00:36:35.000 If someone says, hey, what did you have for lunch today?
00:36:37.000 And I go, you know, I think I had the, um...
00:36:43.000 Guilty. You don't tell anyone that you know what I had for lunch that day. You just move on. Well, I guess we'll never
00:36:50.000 know next clip
00:36:51.000 People are expecting that a victim should be able to just replay a video and describe it the same every time
00:36:58.000 That's not how the brain works and that's not how the brain works for any kind of trauma. Not just sexual assault
00:37:04.000 In other words, we're holding trauma survivors to a standard that most of them won't be able to meet.
00:37:09.000 And when they fail that standard, when they forget something or contradict themselves, the punishment is brutal.
00:37:15.000 Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
00:37:16.000 Oh.
00:37:17.000 The same guy just spent six minutes making the case that these victims' memory is unreliable.
00:37:22.000 Am I, am I, hold on a second.
00:37:23.000 Am I getting, am I getting this right right now?
00:37:25.000 Let's, let's rewind the clip really quickly.
00:37:28.000 A Washington Post columnist even suggested that Ford might have Kavanaugh confused with a lookalike, asking, is there a Kavanaugh doppelganger?
00:37:35.000 Oh my god.
00:37:36.000 What?
00:37:36.000 What?
00:37:37.000 What do you want to say to the mic?
00:37:39.000 Yeah.
00:37:41.000 Rich little.
00:37:44.000 Rich little.
00:37:48.000 I couldn't think of anything.
00:37:51.000 Rich Little raped you while doing his Nixon impression from 1978.
00:37:56.000 I couldn't think of a modern day Rich Little.
00:38:01.000 Is that going anywhere?
00:38:01.000 I just wanted to say Rich Little.
00:38:03.000 Oh, you can scratch that.
00:38:04.000 Leave the F-bomb.
00:38:05.000 No, no, we're gonna keep that.
00:38:06.000 I didn't even know where I was going with that one.
00:38:08.000 Rich Little.
00:38:10.000 Oh my gosh.
00:38:10.000 Look, I'm working on Two Hours Sleep.
00:38:12.000 I got bumped from a comedy tour for Rich Little.
00:38:15.000 You did?
00:38:16.000 What?
00:38:17.000 I got bumped on my Tonight Show spot from Elton John.
00:38:20.000 And I didn't even get to meet him!
00:38:23.000 He signed an album for me, but I couldn't even go up and see him.
00:38:26.000 I didn't really want to meet Rich Little.
00:38:28.000 I wasn't eager to meet him, but yeah, they were like, yeah, getting bumped for the guy, and he just goes, hey, have you guys heard my Reagan?
00:38:32.000 I'm like, oh my god, this is like in 2007.
00:38:35.000 When did he die?
00:38:38.000 It was before then.
00:38:39.000 Oh, Rich Little?
00:38:39.000 No, he's still alive.
00:38:40.000 Still alive?
00:38:41.000 He's doing an impression of a dead guy.
00:38:44.000 A very good one.
00:38:44.000 He's his own ventriloquist dummy.
00:38:47.000 Senior Little.
00:38:49.000 Let me just make sure I have this right.
00:38:50.000 You just did an entire video, Vox, about rape victims and how they can't keep major details straight.
00:38:55.000 And then you're rolling your eyes about the mere idea, the mere concept.
00:39:00.000 She might have mistaken her accuser?
00:39:02.000 Again, this is presenting an argument in a way where it cannot actually face any kind of logical scrutiny.
00:39:08.000 Because you go, well, hold on a second.
00:39:09.000 Actually, her accounts are completely inconsistent.
00:39:11.000 And they go, well, that's entirely consistent with what might happen with a rape survivor.
00:39:15.000 You go, well, hold on a second.
00:39:15.000 She actually made these claims when we checked them out.
00:39:17.000 And they go, well, she can't be expected to know what she's saying.
00:39:21.000 How do we check this?
00:39:23.000 I just think that if she says something, you should take her at face value and we should be free to declare him guilty.
00:39:28.000 Yeah, hashtag believeallwomen.
00:39:29.000 By the way, I think it's hilarious that they put her up there with Anita Hill on that because it's been proven, like you said earlier, that she was lying.
00:39:34.000 So are you saying by putting her up there next to that picture that she's also lying?
00:39:38.000 Yes.
00:39:38.000 So these are the same people you're saying?
00:39:40.000 This is really bad reporting all the way around.
00:39:42.000 Which De Niro film was it where he says, lie a whore, lie a whore, and you know it?
00:39:47.000 That is from this boy's life.
00:39:49.000 There you go.
00:39:50.000 Nice.
00:39:51.000 I said it so you didn't have to.
00:39:52.000 Nice clip.
00:39:53.000 None of this is to say that we shouldn't question or investigate allegations of sexual assault.
00:39:58.000 An investigation is exactly what Kavanaugh's accusers are asking for.
00:40:02.000 But as long as we expect trauma victims to have crystal clear memories of what happened, we're going to keep finding reasons to doubt them, regardless of how credible their allegations are.
00:40:10.000 No, no, okay, I'm sorry.
00:40:11.000 Think about that logic.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:40:13.000 Sorry, gay Latino Vox guy.
00:40:15.000 The video's already dated.
00:40:16.000 A few days ago, this is a few days ago, they said they wanted an investigation.
00:40:19.000 Now they're calling it a sham.
00:40:21.000 Of course.
00:40:21.000 Saying that the investigation would shield Kavanaugh.
00:40:23.000 This is how inconsistent the left is.
00:40:25.000 Their arguments become dated by the hour.
00:40:27.000 Hours?
00:40:28.000 Every single person in this room.
00:40:30.000 Isn't it the same as when it started?
00:40:32.000 Is your argument the same?
00:40:34.000 It's at least three quarters the same?
00:40:37.000 It is exactly the same.
00:40:38.000 We're saying due process!
00:40:39.000 That's it!
00:40:41.000 It isn't until proven guilty!
00:40:42.000 Are we just going to forget, by the way, that Feinstein sat in a letter for a month not asking for an investigation while the hearings went on?
00:40:46.000 They don't want an investigation, they want a circus!
00:40:48.000 And this is why I wanted to rebut this video.
00:40:50.000 We have Senator Ted Cruz coming up after the break.
00:40:53.000 It's emblematic of how the left argues.
00:40:56.000 It's not just about the guilty until proven innocent.
00:40:59.000 It's that they couldn't possibly be burdened to prove their argument.
00:41:01.000 First, they want everything based on the survivor's memory instead of the evidence.
00:41:04.000 Then if we question the survivor's memories to get the truth, they say that memory can't be relied upon.
00:41:07.000 And then it's like this change my mind sad boy in the jogger.
00:41:11.000 Remember the guy who was a jogger?
00:41:12.000 He was like, I'm a jogger, I'm sure you can tell.
00:41:15.000 What are you talking about?
00:41:16.000 How could I possibly tell that you're a jogger?
00:41:19.000 That's the kind of leftist theology.
00:41:21.000 They see their views as so nuanced and gray.
00:41:24.000 And I don't even know if they see their views as nuanced and gray.
00:41:26.000 They present them to be so nuanced and so gray that they couldn't possibly be expected to articulate them to you, the masses, properly.
00:41:34.000 Things like, innocent until proven guilty.
00:41:36.000 No, no, no, my view is different from yours.
00:41:38.000 Really, what's your view?
00:41:39.000 Well, it's nuanced.
00:41:40.000 Things like evidence?
00:41:41.000 Well, what kind of evidence is presented?
00:41:42.000 I don't believe in evidence.
00:41:43.000 Well, what do you think needs to be presented?
00:41:44.000 Eh, it's nuanced.
00:41:45.000 Things like corroborating witnesses?
00:41:46.000 Oh, well, she said three and they directly refuted her story.
00:41:49.000 Well, I don't agree with that.
00:41:50.000 Well, okay, tell me what it is that you believe.
00:41:51.000 Eh, it's a little too nuanced.
00:41:53.000 I couldn't possibly be burdened with articulating them to you.
00:41:56.000 Or in this case, prove them.
00:41:58.000 Hey, there's an idea.
00:41:59.000 All right, up next we have Senator Ted Cruz.
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00:42:37.000 All right, very glad to have our next guest.
00:42:38.000 I just banged the microphone right off the bat.
00:42:40.000 Horrible start.
00:42:41.000 Uh, at Ted Cruz.
00:42:43.000 That's the right one, right?
00:42:43.000 There's so many Ted Cruz's that seem official on the Twitter.
00:42:46.000 There's at Senator Ted Cruz, at Send Ted Cruz, but it's just Ted Cruz.
00:42:50.000 At Ted Cruz is the main one.
00:42:52.000 That's the political one.
00:42:53.000 At Send Ted Cruz is official, but at Ted Cruz.
00:42:55.000 Why don't you just, you know, have like the people who take up all the other titles.
00:42:59.000 I have a couple of calls made.
00:43:00.000 I would imagine, you know, it causes you some problems, you know, like at Sen, Ted Cruz-ish.
00:43:05.000 Get rid of them.
00:43:06.000 Look, there are all sorts of crazy things on Twitter.
00:43:09.000 The nuts thing is, I read all the bad things on Twitter.
00:43:12.000 Why?
00:43:13.000 I don't know, because it gives you a sense of what's going on.
00:43:16.000 Heidi thinks it's just that I'm a masochist.
00:43:18.000 I was going to say that, yeah.
00:43:20.000 Every time someone, every nasty insult, so for every lefty out there, let me see, if you actually have something clever and funny, I'll like read it to the team.
00:43:27.000 Like if someone's like, you know, F you.
00:43:28.000 It's like, okay, well that's very special.
00:43:32.000 A good insult that stings is really funny.
00:43:35.000 Those are hysterical.
00:43:35.000 By the way, I've got to say, I saw a show you did recently of this lefty who said he wanted a piece of you.
00:43:43.000 That's a lot of them.
00:43:44.000 You're going to have to narrow it down.
00:43:45.000 And you dressed as a genie and hunted him down.
00:43:47.000 I didn't hunt.
00:43:48.000 Let's be careful with the language there because next thing they're going to blame me for creating a map.
00:43:51.000 I don't know.
00:43:51.000 I dressed as a genie and granted his wish.
00:43:53.000 Yes.
00:43:53.000 It was hysterical.
00:43:54.000 I was doubled over.
00:43:55.000 I was driving somewhere in Texas watching it on my phone and doubled over laughing.
00:43:59.000 Well, thank you very much.
00:44:00.000 I appreciate it.
00:44:01.000 But back to the insults.
00:44:02.000 It's true.
00:44:02.000 One was, I think QB Garrett knows, someone insulted me one time, said something like, this is about as terrible as that zit that Crowder tried to clearly cover up.
00:44:10.000 And it was true.
00:44:11.000 I had it and I was like, oh man, that's a beautiful burn.
00:44:13.000 It stings.
00:44:14.000 It's worth it.
00:44:15.000 And we repost them.
00:44:16.000 If it's just vulgar and angry, it's not really fun.
00:44:19.000 Okay, well I'm glad to see that you can appreciate it.
00:44:21.000 A lot of people don't get to see the sense of humor on this side of Ted Cruz.
00:44:23.000 So speaking of which, obviously this is a race right now, obviously for people who don't know.
00:44:28.000 Senate is important in our government.
00:44:31.000 I would advise they go check out Schoolhouse Rock.
00:44:33.000 Let me ask you this.
00:44:33.000 Why is it even being discussed as though it's within striking distance with this O'Rourke character?
00:44:39.000 Well, it's a crazy time.
00:44:41.000 The hard left, they're really angry.
00:44:43.000 They're filled with rage.
00:44:44.000 They're filled with hatred for President Trump.
00:44:46.000 Sure.
00:44:47.000 And we're seeing that spill out everywhere you look.
00:44:49.000 I mean, we're seeing it, you know, this this past week, Heidi and I were confronted by screaming protesters having dinner in Washington and basically shut the restaurant down by screaming and yelling and surrounding us.
00:45:02.000 And we see that kind of nastiness just growing and growing and growing.
00:45:07.000 Well, that kind of energy, politically it's dangerous, because what it means is tens of millions of dollars are flooding into the state of Texas.
00:45:15.000 If you're on the far left and you can defeat one Republican in the country who's on the ballot, it'd be me.
00:45:20.000 Yes.
00:45:20.000 And so they're flooding the state with cash.
00:45:25.000 Well, if your goal is to defeat an actual consistent conservative Republican, yeah, you know, they would be going after you.
00:45:31.000 And that's what bothers me about this so much.
00:45:33.000 And I don't really think it's nearly as close as the media is trying to cover it, but you're not going to get a prime spot on Ellen the same way.
00:45:38.000 It's amazing that these people who would never pay attention to this race are putting all of this momentum behind a guy just to put him within, you know, I mean, how close do you really think this is?
00:45:48.000 Do you think it's an example of Trump where it won't even be close to the polls?
00:45:52.000 Texas has been trending more purple.
00:45:54.000 So when I ran in 2012, I won the state by 16 points.
00:46:00.000 In 2016, Trump won by just over 8 points.
00:46:03.000 That's the same margin he had in Ohio.
00:46:05.000 So nobody thinks of Ohio as bright red, unshakably Republican.
00:46:10.000 I think that's true of Texas too.
00:46:11.000 We have 28 million people.
00:46:15.000 We have a ton of liberals.
00:46:16.000 We have a good 10 million liberals in the state of Texas.
00:46:17.000 Now, conservatives outnumber them, but, you know, go down to Austin and, you know, Travis County is filled with as left-wing people as you'll find anywhere, and there are a lot of them.
00:46:27.000 And right now, you know, anger is a dangerous motivator.
00:46:31.000 Right.
00:46:32.000 If you think about it on the right, in 2010, President Obama had been elected.
00:46:36.000 He jammed through Obamacare.
00:46:38.000 He jammed through Dodd-Frank.
00:46:39.000 And a whole lot of folks, a whole lot of conservatives and libertarians were ticked off.
00:46:43.000 He was doing a lot of damage to the country.
00:46:45.000 And we saw a tidal wave election in 2010.
00:46:45.000 Sure.
00:46:48.000 I think we won something like 70 seats in the House.
00:46:51.000 That kind of energy is dangerous.
00:46:51.000 Yeah.
00:46:51.000 It was big.
00:46:55.000 In part because it unifies you.
00:46:56.000 So folks on the left, they may disagree on all sorts of things.
00:46:58.000 Are you a full-on socialist or communist?
00:47:00.000 I mean, they're having those kind of arguments.
00:47:01.000 Yes, exactly, yeah.
00:47:03.000 I think the only difference at that point is a beard.
00:47:03.000 Or Marxist.
00:47:06.000 Or the length thereof, yes.
00:47:07.000 Look, as a cubit, I'm not going to knock anyone for having a beard.
00:47:11.000 But, look...
00:47:12.000 The anger lets them all be unified.
00:47:14.000 They can all agree they hate Donald Trump.
00:47:16.000 Right.
00:47:16.000 And so that keeps them together.
00:47:18.000 The danger on the right, if you look at the center-right coalition of conservatives, libertarians, independents, is one or two percent are miffed about one thing and one or two percent are miffed about something else.
00:47:28.000 And we may not be unified.
00:47:28.000 Right.
00:47:30.000 Now, I do think these Kavanaugh hearings may be changing.
00:47:32.000 I was going to ask, do you think that that changes the whole landscape here?
00:47:36.000 Really in the last, I would say the last week, because when it started out it was hashtag me too, it was riding it off that wave, and now with the inconsistencies, I see a lot of people going, you know what, they might be re-rolling this guy.
00:47:47.000 To give you an idea, Clarence Thomas, that incident is what made Andrew Breitbart a conservative.
00:47:51.000 He tuned in, he said, I tuned in to watch this guy get his, and I finished watching it saying, oh my god, this is a modern day lynching.
00:47:58.000 This was Andrew Breitbart who said this.
00:48:00.000 Wow.
00:48:02.000 I think last week was a circus that was new lows for Washington.
00:48:07.000 And I do think there's a real difference between how the two parties handled it.
00:48:12.000 Once the allegations broke, I thought it was important that we give Dr. Ford an opportunity to tell her story, that it be fair, and that she be treated with respect.
00:48:22.000 And I think that's what the committee did.
00:48:22.000 Sure.
00:48:24.000 I think she had an opportunity to tell her story, and she was treated with respect.
00:48:27.000 I also thought it was critical that Judge Kavanaugh be given an opportunity to defend himself.
00:48:33.000 And that he'd be treated with respect, and that didn't happen.
00:48:36.000 The Senate Democrats, they were so consumed with partisan politics, they were so consumed with just nastiness, that they were willing to smear this guy, to smear him, his family, to just... And the hearing became a circus.
00:48:36.000 Right.
00:48:49.000 I mean, it was one after the other of theatrics.
00:48:52.000 You know, watching Democrats in high dungeon, that, good God, teenagers in high school drink beer!
00:48:59.000 I know.
00:49:00.000 It's shocking.
00:49:01.000 By the way, I don't... You obviously... But sometimes I have a beer on weekdays.
00:49:05.000 Not a rapist, by the way.
00:49:07.000 In case there was any doubt.
00:49:10.000 And do you have a high school yearbook?
00:49:12.000 I keep it hidden, yeah.
00:49:14.000 Look, find me someone who as a teenager didn't say something stupid in their yearbook.
00:49:19.000 That's part of being a teenager.
00:49:21.000 And to see this inquisition on, well what does Beach Ralph Club mean?
00:49:27.000 I don't know.
00:49:28.000 Have you ever been to the beach with a bunch of high school kids?
00:49:32.000 It's not complicated to figure out!
00:49:34.000 Well, I don't know.
00:49:34.000 I can't figure it out because I never touched a drop because I was in Canada and it was a rampant culture of alcoholism.
00:49:39.000 This is actually true, though.
00:49:39.000 I didn't drink at all until later in life.
00:49:41.000 Watch, I'll be cross-examined for this.
00:49:42.000 Because in Canada, people drink so young that I had friends who had serious problems with it.
00:49:48.000 And then after college, very much enjoyed craft beer.
00:49:50.000 Once I learned it wasn't all malts and dry.
00:49:54.000 Let me ask you this at this point, too.
00:49:56.000 Every allegation was treated just as legitimate as the first one.
00:49:59.000 Do you think that's kind of what ended up being the nail in the coffin for Democrats?
00:50:03.000 It was, okay, Christine Ford is what started it.
00:50:05.000 Then it was, Mr. Kavanaugh, are you a gang rapist?
00:50:08.000 I mean, that was, and it was so clearly, I don't want to say fraudulent, but there was no evidence whatsoever that they reached too far.
00:50:16.000 Look, I think that's right.
00:50:17.000 I think a lot of the American people looked at that, and it was obviously political theatrics.
00:50:23.000 I think we had an obligation to listen to the testimony and assess it fairly.
00:50:23.000 Right.
00:50:27.000 That's what I was trying to do.
00:50:28.000 Sure.
00:50:28.000 And that's why I wanted to hear from both of the witnesses.
00:50:31.000 And at the end of the day, I thought both Dr. Ford and Judge Kavanaugh, that they gave powerful testimony.
00:50:35.000 They gave personal and moving testimony.
00:50:40.000 Our job then is to assess what to do because their testimony conflicts.
00:50:43.000 Right.
00:50:44.000 And in a court of law, typically when you've got conflicting testimony, the way you resolve that is you look to, all right, what's the corroborating evidence?
00:50:51.000 What does the other evidence demonstrate in terms of which story is accurate?
00:50:55.000 In this instance, Dr. Ford identified three fact witnesses.
00:51:00.000 All three gave statements to the Judiciary Committee under penalty of perjury.
00:51:03.000 So if they were lying, they faced five years in prison.
00:51:06.000 Right.
00:51:06.000 And all three, not only did they not corroborate the allegations, but they explicitly refuted them.
00:51:10.000 They said, this isn't true.
00:51:12.000 Yeah.
00:51:12.000 That, for me, was compelling.
00:51:13.000 That's why I voted yes.
00:51:16.000 We didn't see any of the Democrats assessing any of the evidence.
00:51:19.000 We didn't see any of them weighing.
00:51:20.000 We didn't see any of them seemingly concerned with what was true.
00:51:24.000 They were on a search-and-destroy mission.
00:51:25.000 I saw Cory Booker asking Brett Kavanaugh if he ever drinks on weekdays.
00:51:29.000 And I will tell you, people who see this will go, okay, alright, this is where I get off the train.
00:51:32.000 Let me ask you this, how do you think this relates, finally, we do have to let, I know you're busy and you have to get to the airport, to this election.
00:51:37.000 I noticed, I watched the debates, obviously not as many people watch these debates as the presidential debates, but for people who didn't watch it, huge contrast, you were talking about policy, How well Texas has done in comparison to further left states and your opponent, Woodo Pine, get very emotional.
00:51:53.000 Talk about how he's had a DUI and talk about how everyone needs to be given a second chance.
00:51:56.000 Have you noticed that he's doing, obviously not accusing anyone of rape, but it's that similar emotional grandstanding?
00:52:02.000 That's the contrast that I see in this election.
00:52:04.000 Well look, there's a lot of pattern on the far left where they try to be, they try to manipulate people with emotion and they avoid facts or logic or reason.
00:52:13.000 If you look at every couple of days, we see a media puff piece of Beto O'Rourke, and it's all rainbows and puppies.
00:52:22.000 It's just, oh, look at his hair, look at his teeth.
00:52:25.000 Didn't he get arrested for burglary?
00:52:26.000 Am I mistaken?
00:52:27.000 I think it's burglary, but arrested.
00:52:32.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:52:32.000 I don't want to put you in harm's way.
00:52:33.000 But he's got great hair.
00:52:34.000 Yes, he does.
00:52:37.000 And the media is deliberately trying to keep it warm and fuzzy and not focus on substance.
00:52:41.000 That's actually why I thought the debate was important, because substance matters.
00:52:44.000 I think Texans are smart, and our economy is booming.
00:52:47.000 I mean, it is going extremely well.
00:52:50.000 Not if the Californians would have their way, who keep on moving.
00:52:52.000 I know, you know.
00:52:53.000 And my approach is, I'm going to ignore the personal attacks.
00:52:57.000 I'm not going to do what the Democrats did in the Kavanaugh hearings and go into the gutter.
00:53:01.000 I'm going to keep it focused on substance, on issues.
00:53:03.000 And on substance and issues, his position is radical and it's bad for Texas.
00:53:08.000 It is pretty radically left.
00:53:10.000 I'm glad to hear you say it because a lot of times people say, well, okay, I think he's pretty radical.
00:53:16.000 Typically in a general election, Democrats pretend to run to the middle.
00:53:19.000 Right.
00:53:19.000 This guy is running to the left of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
00:53:22.000 And I'll say, you know, you've got a lot of folks watching you who are libertarians.
00:53:25.000 Yeah.
00:53:26.000 If you're a libertarian at home, this guy is a big government statist.
00:53:31.000 Yeah.
00:53:31.000 He wants the government in charge of everything.
00:53:33.000 He wants full-on socialized medicine.
00:53:35.000 So the government's in charge of your doctor, your health care.
00:53:38.000 He wants government regulation.
00:53:40.000 He's voted in favor of a $10 a barrel tax on every barrel of oil in the state of Texas.
00:53:45.000 Now, our economy, millions of jobs in the state depend on energy, and he's perfectly happy to just hammer it.
00:53:53.000 By the way, that works out for every one of us who drives?
00:53:56.000 To 24 cents a gallon in taxes that you'd pay on top of that.
00:53:59.000 But he watched Deepwater Horizon once, so he knows what he's talking about.
00:54:02.000 No, he's to the left of Nina Pinto Santa Maria Cortez.
00:54:04.000 I think that's important to note.
00:54:05.000 Here's what I always say to people.
00:54:06.000 Listen, I know we gotta get going.
00:54:08.000 What I always say to people is, Texas, no state tax and a surplus for as many years as I can count.
00:54:14.000 We've got it right.
00:54:15.000 So go forward and vote.
00:54:16.000 It's at Ted Cruz.
00:54:17.000 That's the right one.
00:54:17.000 At Ted Cruz.
00:54:19.000 And then TedCruz.org is the website.
00:54:21.000 And FreedomWorks.
00:54:23.000 That would be my closing words.
00:54:24.000 Look, for young people, Why would you want some unelected bureaucrat in Washington running your life?
00:54:30.000 You ought to be free to choose your education, to choose your job, to choose your free speech.
00:54:36.000 The left wants to censor what you say, to control your decisions, to tell you you can only agree with them.
00:54:42.000 I believe in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
00:54:44.000 I believe in freedom.
00:54:45.000 And I think that most young people in Texas and across the country do as well.
00:54:48.000 But he does have good hair.
00:54:49.000 Though your hair actually is looking better.
00:54:50.000 You got a little bit of wave now.
00:54:51.000 A little bit longer?
00:54:52.000 I dig it.
00:54:52.000 That's at Ted Cruz.
00:54:54.000 We will wrap this up after.
00:54:55.000 Thanks so much for being here, Senator.
00:54:56.000 I appreciate it.
00:54:56.000 Thanks a lot.
00:54:56.000 and really do wish you the best.
00:54:58.000 Chim-con, Chim-con, all our fun at the castle done.
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00:56:02.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
00:56:10.000 All right there now, Timmy.
00:56:11.000 I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
00:56:15.000 You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.
00:56:18.000 Come on, let's move.
00:56:19.000 Well, gee, officer.
00:56:21.000 I'm sure sorry.
00:56:22.000 Can I just go back to my car?
00:56:24.000 No, no.
00:56:25.000 I want you to follow my instructions.
00:56:26.000 Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.
00:56:29.000 But, officer!
00:56:30.000 Can't I just get my PCP?
00:56:33.000 Ah, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.
00:56:36.000 Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal.
00:56:39.000 Oh, boy!
00:56:39.000 I'm at a free base!
00:56:41.000 Oh, those boys.
00:56:43.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?
00:56:45.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys!
00:56:51.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 🎵 Outro Music 🎵
00:57:03.000 and that's it.
00:57:38.000 It's very discriminating in its tastes.
00:57:41.000 I don't know why we hold our breath for that.
00:57:43.000 I have no idea.
00:57:43.000 It really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
00:57:46.000 Thank you so much to Senator Ted Cruz, who was there.
00:57:48.000 I really hope that he just beats the ever-loving tar out of O'Rourke.
00:57:53.000 Spelled Beto.
00:57:53.000 Is it Beta?
00:57:54.000 I say Beto.
00:57:55.000 It's Beto, but we say Beto.
00:57:57.000 It's not even his name.
00:57:59.000 It's not even really his name.
00:58:00.000 But it's just so funny because he's perfectly Beta.
00:58:02.000 I'm amazed that no one's talked about this more.
00:58:04.000 Beta O'Rourke.
00:58:06.000 It's a signal.
00:58:07.000 Who's your daddy, O'Rourke?
00:58:08.000 Who's your daddy?
00:58:09.000 By the way, I love Senator Cruz.
00:58:11.000 He's a great guy.
00:58:12.000 But he's very important to me.
00:58:13.000 A lot of handlers are always like, wait on a second.
00:58:15.000 You're not going to make the jokes that you do about liberal.
00:58:17.000 I'm like, no, no, no, don't worry.
00:58:19.000 You know what they're secretly thinking is like, no tranny.
00:58:21.000 No spot the tranny today, right?
00:58:23.000 Don't do it.
00:58:24.000 Please don't do it.
00:58:25.000 We saw the young turks go after you recently.
00:58:27.000 Oh, Nick DiPaolo's here?
00:58:28.000 Shoot.
00:58:32.000 We have a great week of shows here next week.
00:58:35.000 You know, here's the thing I wanted to talk about, because I definitely do think that we always talk about how sort of toxic politics has become and how angry people are.
00:58:42.000 And I want to bring it back to the fact that there's nothing wrong with anger.
00:58:44.000 There's nothing wrong with righteous anger.
00:58:47.000 And I certainly think that being falsely labeled a rapist would qualify.
00:58:53.000 Let me take a step back.
00:58:54.000 When you were a kid, you didn't look up to your dad because he was sweet or because he had nice clothes.
00:59:00.000 Your dad was worth his salt because he felt safe, if you had a good dad.
00:59:05.000 Or even more so, I would say that, certainly like with my dad, it's because he made everyone around him feel safer.
00:59:10.000 So this is actually something I'd like to talk about with both the deadbeat men out there and the women who tolerate deadbeat men.
00:59:16.000 First, to all the feminists who bitch about toxic masculinity and rape culture, and that's what they're shrieking about today, let me make this really simple.
00:59:23.000 What should you look for in a man?
00:59:25.000 An honest man with a backbone.
00:59:27.000 That's it.
00:59:28.000 You want a man who you're going to reach for when the wolves are at the door.
00:59:31.000 And to the men, we've talked about this a lot, the incels, right?
00:59:34.000 The involuntary celibates.
00:59:35.000 The professionally outraged over alimony and child support payment crowd.
00:59:38.000 Sorry, I'm not on board with you.
00:59:39.000 I understand equality.
00:59:41.000 I understand people being upset with feminists and how far they've reached.
00:59:43.000 But this men's rights crowd that sometimes just goes too far the other way.
00:59:47.000 You know what?
00:59:48.000 You need to learn to be the person That your woman's gonna want when wolves are at the door.
00:59:53.000 Now why is that symbolism so important?
00:59:54.000 We've used this term a lot.
00:59:55.000 Wolves at the door.
00:59:56.000 You hear that a lot, right?
00:59:57.000 Why wolves at the door?
00:59:58.000 A few things.
00:59:59.000 One, it's not meaning people at the door.
01:00:02.000 Meaning you're not one of them.
01:00:03.000 There's a delineation.
01:00:04.000 It's an animal.
01:00:05.000 Two, it's not tigers at the door.
01:00:07.000 It's not water moccasins.
01:00:08.000 Those are really freaky, though.
01:00:09.000 If you see the water snakes and they do with their head up, they terrify me.
01:00:12.000 It's wolves.
01:00:13.000 And wolves are pack animals.
01:00:15.000 Very seldom are they dangerous by themselves.
01:00:17.000 But in a pack, they become ruthless, emboldened killers.
01:00:19.000 And that's what you have to protect yourself against.
01:00:21.000 The pack of wolves can come in the form of a pitchfork mob, the trial by public opinion, the gossipers in your church, the gaggle of so-called friends who betray you when you thought they wouldn't, peer pressure.
01:00:30.000 Hell, it could actually be a gang of rapists.
01:00:34.000 The pack of wolves could be a gang of rapists.
01:00:37.000 But this whole rape witch hunt, it's a throwing away of due process right now.
01:00:41.000 It's indicative of a society with both men and women who don't know what a man is supposed to be.
01:00:48.000 And I know now the feminists are going, no, no, listen, this is just as much for women as it is for men.
01:00:53.000 It is more important for society right now to know what a man needs to be.
01:00:58.000 And that means not just for himself, but for his woman and for his family.
01:01:03.000 Patriarchy?
01:01:04.000 Okay, let's go with it.
01:01:05.000 Because I know, as a Christian, I'm going to be the one standing before the Lord accountable for my actions and my house.
01:01:12.000 Maybe you don't believe in it, but okay, it proves to be the case pragmatically, even if you look at sentencing.
01:01:17.000 Not all men are rapists.
01:01:18.000 Let's start with that.
01:01:19.000 But all good men hate rapists.
01:01:22.000 All good men, all good men that I know, would fight to their very last breath to prevent an innocent woman from being raped.
01:01:29.000 Even hardened cri- Do you have any idea who get- Hardened criminals in prison.
01:01:32.000 This is the thing that's so crazy to me.
01:01:33.000 If you're a rapist and you go to prison, ironically you're getting raped.
01:01:37.000 Which we joke about and is fine, and I'm not saying that I'm upset about that because of the double standard.
01:01:41.000 I think it's funny.
01:01:45.000 But it's crazy to me that people act as though we do not tolerate rape.
01:01:51.000 Every man I know hates rapists.
01:01:53.000 Even bad criminals, armed robbers, arsonists hate rapists.
01:01:58.000 But you know what?
01:01:59.000 The men you want out there castrating the rapists?
01:02:03.000 The men you cling to when the wolves at the door?
01:02:05.000 They're never the white knight modern male feminists who travel in packs like the wolves.
01:02:10.000 Those men are cowards.
01:02:11.000 They don't respect women.
01:02:12.000 They're just looking for an in.
01:02:14.000 And I saw this and it changed my mind with the guys walking in going, oh, I think that this made my friend cry.
01:02:19.000 You're just trying to get laid, man.
01:02:21.000 You don't even have a point of view.
01:02:23.000 You don't have any beliefs.
01:02:25.000 How am I supposed to believe that you're going to stand up for anything?
01:02:29.000 You don't even stand for anything yourself!
01:02:31.000 You came up to this desk and you said, well, I'm really not prepared.
01:02:34.000 Shut up and go home and learn to be prepared, because a man should be prepared, if you believe in anything.
01:02:39.000 And this isn't some false machismo bullcrap, okay?
01:02:42.000 I'm asking you, women, genuinely, what kind of a man do you want when the wolves are at the door?
01:02:46.000 If you're at a party, you're uncomfortable with some douchebags around, they're drinking too much, you're feeling a little vulnerable, who do you want there with you?
01:02:53.000 What kind of a man do you reach for?
01:02:55.000 It doesn't have to be that extreme.
01:02:57.000 Let's say your supposed best friend at work betrayed you, tossed her lot on with the rest of the gaggle in the office, and they got you to be fired from your job.
01:03:04.000 Okay, I'm just trying to think of some example that's not as extreme as rape, but rape is on the mind.
01:03:07.000 Everything is rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape these days.
01:03:10.000 Lie a whore, lie a whore, and you know it.
01:03:11.000 That's what's on the brain.
01:03:12.000 Sorry.
01:03:13.000 But okay, let's just say you're in a situation.
01:03:15.000 Maybe many of you are in this right now.
01:03:16.000 This is for the women out there.
01:03:18.000 You have a friend.
01:03:19.000 I hear this story a lot.
01:03:20.000 I've heard it from, I've had it happen to me.
01:03:22.000 Betray you, you lost your job.
01:03:23.000 You come home.
01:03:24.000 What kind of a man do you want to reach for?
01:03:26.000 Because that's what matters.
01:03:28.000 And to the men out there, what kind of man are you?
01:03:31.000 I understand that this trial has evoked a lot of emotions, right?
01:03:34.000 But I've seen a lot of generalized negative talk about all women.
01:03:38.000 I know how you sound when I say this.
01:03:41.000 Even though I think it's important to note that someone like Ford is an exception, not the rule.
01:03:45.000 So instead of saying all women are crazy, women suck, what kind of a man are you?
01:03:48.000 What kind of a woman are you going to attract?
01:03:51.000 Will it be a Christy Ford?
01:03:54.000 Can you say that you are the man?
01:03:57.000 The woman who, if you had to pick, right?
01:04:00.000 If you could pick the woman you love, are you the man in a room full of guys that she'd want by her side when the wolves are at the door?
01:04:08.000 Because that comes with a track record.
01:04:10.000 That comes with a track record.
01:04:12.000 That's not a sit down and listen, you made my friend cry, but I'm not really prepared for this.
01:04:15.000 That's a track record, a lifetime of honesty, integrity, discipline.
01:04:20.000 No one just rolls the dice on the squad leader.
01:04:22.000 And if you're not that man, you need to work on yourself.
01:04:26.000 Because the kind of woman you want, she's not going to want you.
01:04:29.000 So I do get a little bit tired where I see guys passing the buck, going, oh, no, I'm afraid to date anyone because, look, women are crazy.
01:04:35.000 No, no.
01:04:35.000 Maybe you need to look at yourself, too.
01:04:37.000 Yeah, things can happen.
01:04:39.000 You can be totally in the right, and they can Brett Kavanaugh you.
01:04:42.000 Allegedly.
01:04:43.000 I think he probably did none of it.
01:04:44.000 That's just my opinion at this point.
01:04:46.000 But what about yourself?
01:04:47.000 Are you the man that the woman you would want would choose?
01:04:49.000 I guess the point I'm trying to make here is that it's easy to make these assumptions with the bombardment of news lately.
01:04:55.000 That either all women are crazy or all men are scumbags.
01:04:57.000 And I know that's not true.
01:04:57.000 You know that's not true.
01:04:58.000 But it's time to really start working on showing that.
01:05:01.000 Women, you need to have higher expectations from your men.
01:05:03.000 Period.
01:05:04.000 Which is not something that feminism has taught.
01:05:07.000 Feminism has let men off the hook.
01:05:08.000 And men, you need to have higher expectations of yourself.
01:05:11.000 I also don't say you were raped if you weren't raped.
01:05:12.000 Let me give you an example of someone, because to go back to anger, when people say, anger's not a bad thing.
01:05:18.000 There's righteous anger versus douchebaggery.
01:05:20.000 Jesus, uh, knocked over the temple, uh, table, would you call them tables back then?
01:05:25.000 I don't know exactly.
01:05:26.000 Basically, Jesus was pissed!
01:05:29.000 Now, this is apparent.
01:05:30.000 Let's just say you believe it's a parable.
01:05:32.000 Let's just say, right, that you're not sure if Jesus the man actually exists.
01:05:36.000 Okay, the parable still believes in a sinless man, a perfect man, who got really pissed and threw over tables.
01:05:44.000 At least caused property damage.
01:05:47.000 That's the guy you want when the wolves are at the door.
01:05:49.000 Guy I have a lot of respect for.
01:05:50.000 Someone who works in this show.
01:05:51.000 Johnny Boy.
01:05:52.000 I've told this story before.
01:05:54.000 I don't think I've ever told it on air.
01:05:55.000 This is a true story.
01:05:56.000 This is why he became my best friend in high school, and I'm fortunate enough to have him working on the show.
01:06:00.000 I was talking with him, right?
01:06:01.000 So you're me.
01:06:03.000 And he's talking on the bus, talking to... This is the front of the bus.
01:06:06.000 The camera for this... This is the back of the bus.
01:06:08.000 He's talking with me.
01:06:09.000 I'm between the camera and myself right now.
01:06:11.000 I hope I've described this.
01:06:12.000 And we were talking probably about Jaws or something.
01:06:14.000 He was obsessed with Jaws.
01:06:16.000 And there's a kid at the back of the bus throwing pennies.
01:06:19.000 And they're hitting him in the back of the... And he's talking to me.
01:06:21.000 He's getting a little bit annoyed.
01:06:23.000 He tells me, hold on a second.
01:06:24.000 I see him walk up to the back of the bus, this kid.
01:06:26.000 I believe his name was Matt.
01:06:28.000 He says, hey man, could you do me a favor?
01:06:30.000 Could you stop throwing pennies?
01:06:33.000 Guy says, yeah, what are you going to do?
01:06:34.000 He says, could you stop throwing pennies, please?
01:06:37.000 Walks back up to me, sits down in the chair.
01:06:40.000 This is me, right?
01:06:41.000 This is the front.
01:06:42.000 You're the camera.
01:06:42.000 You're the front of the bus.
01:06:43.000 People listening on audio, you need to go watch this.
01:06:44.000 This is a visual, OK?
01:06:46.000 I'm creating a diagram, just like the score, where they have the tunneling.
01:06:50.000 So goes back talking to me about 30 seconds later.
01:06:55.000 More pennies hitting his head.
01:06:56.000 At this point, my friend Johnny Boy stops, looks back.
01:07:02.000 In other words, to signal, I already asked you about this, and the kid looks at him and gives him one of these.
01:07:06.000 I think gave him the finger.
01:07:08.000 Nothing else was said.
01:07:08.000 We continued talking and the pennies kept going for about two minutes, until all of a sudden we hear The kid was getting off.
01:07:17.000 It was his stop.
01:07:18.000 By the way, they were in the same grade.
01:07:19.000 There wasn't a size discrepancy.
01:07:21.000 As the kid's about to walk off the bus, looking over, grinning, my friend Johnny Boy is talking.
01:07:25.000 He goes, hey, hold on one second, stops me, stands up, looks at him, and hits him as hard as I've ever seen a human being get hit.
01:07:35.000 And the guy stumbled off the bus.
01:07:38.000 And about 30 seconds later, because the bus driver was going, ah, it's correct!
01:07:41.000 He was French-Canadian.
01:07:42.000 He kind of came to.
01:07:43.000 He goes, yeah, get off at my stop.
01:07:45.000 Let's see what happens.
01:07:46.000 Well, here's the funny thing.
01:07:47.000 The next day, guess what?
01:07:48.000 He has to get back on that bus.
01:07:51.000 He did.
01:07:52.000 Not a word was spoken.
01:07:55.000 He didn't go out looking for a fight.
01:07:57.000 He wasn't a bully.
01:07:58.000 But there was nothing wrong there.
01:08:00.000 That was righteous indignation.
01:08:01.000 That was righteous anger.
01:08:03.000 And guess what?
01:08:04.000 He's a friend of mine.
01:08:05.000 He's the guy I would reach for as a buddy when the wolves are at the door.
01:08:08.000 And that's the kind of man you want to be to your woman, to your friends, and if you're a woman out there, that's the kind of man you want in your life.
01:08:15.000 And ironically, when we see this all the time, even though I believe you're strong, independent women like my wife is, like Johnny Boy's wife is, like my mother is, the only ones who are so weak that they have to scream to be heard are the liberal feminists.
01:08:29.000 Are the people like the Fords of the world?
01:08:31.000 Are the people like we saw it that changed my mind?
01:08:33.000 I think so.
01:08:34.000 I do think this is an important part of this conversation.
01:08:36.000 It's easy to get pissed.
01:08:37.000 With rape, and no rape, and she's crazy, and this person's a bitch, and this person's a jerk.
01:08:43.000 I think it's important to take this opportunity to say, okay, what are the roles that we have in society as men and as women?
01:08:48.000 And I think even more important is not just what roles do we have as men and as women, but what are you looking for?
01:08:55.000 And a man.
01:08:56.000 And a woman.
01:08:56.000 And today we just talked about men.
01:08:57.000 Maybe next week we'll talk about women.
01:08:59.000 But I'll have to get a consultant.