Louder with Crowder - #402 DEMOCRATS PUSH MOB RULE! | Raz0rfist and The Hodge Twins Guest

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00:00:08.000 I could have got more.

00:00:15.000 I don't know if I just... I could've got more.

00:00:21.000 Stephen.

00:00:21.000 1,500 people will be filling the University of Michigan Power Center because of your show.

00:00:26.000 Look at them.

00:00:27.000 If I'd have gotten Hilo to Taurium, I throw away... so many names on a waiting list, you have no idea.

00:00:37.000 If I'd have just pushed for Hill Auditorium... The school would never let you have the Hill Auditorium because of the things you did.

00:00:42.000 I should have pushed harder.

00:00:43.000 You pushed as hard as you could.

00:00:45.000 I know, I know it's 3,900 seats, but...

00:00:48.000 Maybe if I could have shown them the overflow.

00:00:52.000 This screen.

00:00:58.000 you This few, these ten boys at the college door.

00:01:02.000 Ten more people.

00:01:05.000 That would have been ten more people.

00:01:09.000 This family, watching right now on Naroku.

00:01:13.000 Four more people.

00:01:15.000 We could have booked a second show.

00:01:18.000 We could have filled a second show!

00:01:21.000 But I didn't!

00:01:24.000 I didn't fill the second show!

00:01:28.000 I cannot get here on the train!

00:01:30.000 Vardar with Crowders, October 25th, Spooktacular at U of M may be sold out.

00:01:37.000 But you can still sign up now for the secret overflow room in the block party.

00:01:43.000 Mug Club secret after party details to follow.

00:01:47.000 Do so much more.

00:01:50.000 Mug Club secret after party details to follow.

00:02:22.000 Got some moves!

00:02:23.000 That's called the Make Our Third Chairsmen.

00:02:26.000 The men.

00:02:26.000 Hodgwin's incredibly uncomfortable right off the bat.

00:02:28.000 How are you boys?

00:02:29.000 It was pretty sexy, man.

00:02:31.000 Put the money away, guys.

00:02:34.000 We have Razorfist on the show today.

00:02:36.000 We're gonna have Daniel Cormier on.

00:02:39.000 He had to move last second.

00:02:40.000 We'll have him on, I think, next week.

00:02:41.000 Also with, like, Jordan Peterson.

00:02:42.000 It's gonna be crazy.

00:02:44.000 Apparently he can do that when you're the toughest guy in the world.

00:02:46.000 When he can beat you up, yeah.

00:02:47.000 We say nothing.

00:02:49.000 What is it?

00:02:49.000 Hodgetwinstour.com?

00:02:50.000 Yeah, hardchoicetour.com.

00:02:52.000 And you have dates coming up soon?

00:02:53.000 Dates.

00:02:54.000 We've got plenty of dates in Texas and Florida.

00:02:56.000 They also had half a beer, so, you know, they're a little bit... Oh, they're done.

00:02:58.000 Yeah, I was hoping my eyes are like this.

00:03:01.000 New show open, by the way, and yes, the U of M show is happening October 25th.

00:03:04.000 We might even add a second show, so don't not book it because it's sold out.

00:03:08.000 Quarter Black Garrett, producing.

00:03:10.000 Thank you, Quarter Black.

00:03:11.000 At G. Morgan Jr., what's the wine of the day?

00:03:12.000 We got T-Vine Mixed Blacks.

00:03:14.000 Is it T or is it wine?

00:03:15.000 Mixed Blacks.

00:03:16.000 Is it T or is it wine?

00:03:17.000 T-Vine.

00:03:18.000 T-Vine.

00:03:18.000 See, this is why people think you're affected.

00:03:20.000 Question of the day.

00:03:21.000 I thought it was special.

00:03:22.000 So we'll be talking later about today's leftist hate mob.

00:03:25.000 I know that every time we use the word mob, the hodgewins get jumpy.

00:03:28.000 Do you think the heads of the DNC, the media, are just blatantly encouraging, endorsing mob rule now?

00:03:37.000 Or are you still like in the, it's really any equivalency at this point?

00:03:42.000 Genuinely, I want to know.

00:03:44.000 We'll be talking about that later.

00:03:45.000 You guys have been pretty safe though.

00:03:47.000 Yeah.

00:03:50.000 What's funny is, you know, if I get recognized, it's either people really like me or hate me.

00:03:54.000 With you guys, sometimes it's just a novelty, because you're like, oh, two black twins!

00:03:58.000 Yeah.

00:03:58.000 I feel like a circus animal right now.

00:04:03.000 Yeah, we went to Torchy's Tacos, and I remember the one guy was a real fan.

00:04:06.000 He was like, oh man, he mentioned something specific.

00:04:07.000 And then a girl was just like, oh, I know you.

00:04:12.000 Yeah, it's always that expression.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, the cream pot wins.

00:04:15.000 No, no, no, no.

00:04:17.000 Double mint.

00:04:18.000 That's about right off the bat.

00:04:19.000 But the guy was a big fan.

00:04:20.000 I remember what he referenced.

00:04:21.000 OK, listen, leading the news, President Trump's meeting with Kanye West didn't exactly go as planned.

00:04:28.000 Ah, this comes from the hill.

00:04:30.000 Possibly the best quote ever that we've had in this show.

00:04:32.000 The rap star launched into a monologue touching on mental health, the prison system, and improving life for African Americans in inner cities.

00:04:39.000 It really was a breakdown if you watched the monologue.

00:04:42.000 It's a shame, too.

00:04:43.000 The two have actually been really excited about the White House sleepover for some time now.

00:04:47.000 La, la, la, wait till I see Kanye tonight.

00:04:54.000 I had a dream of a sleepover with Donald.

00:04:57.000 Watch Netflix, maybe eat some tacos.

00:05:00.000 He told me it was gonna be so dope, though, man.

00:05:03.000 Grab an entrance by the Trudeau.

00:05:06.000 I wish everybody chill, man.

00:05:08.000 I ain't one of the Clintons.

00:05:09.000 I ain't have nobody kill, man.

00:05:13.000 I don't know what happened there, exactly.

00:05:19.000 Do you know what?

00:05:20.000 It seems like it makes sense that they went off the rails.

00:05:23.000 Two peas in a pod, right?

00:05:24.000 I love how, when they were inviting him over, they're like, they're going to talk about manufacturing resurgence, violence, and prisons.

00:05:30.000 And I'm like, you threw manufacturing resurgence in and not talk about violence and prison, so it's not like a completely racist agenda.

00:05:38.000 Exactly, really?

00:05:39.000 Kanye knows a lot about manufacturing.

00:05:40.000 I want popcorn!

00:05:42.000 You want popcorn?

00:05:43.000 Yeah!

00:05:45.000 He's just passionate every time.

00:05:48.000 And then Drake's like, last name Korn, first name Pop.

00:05:52.000 Cut!

00:05:52.000 Okay, was that good my Toronto friends?

00:05:56.000 Gosh Drake, I mean you have a butter soft bitch from Toronto.

00:05:59.000 Was he the Sprite guy that you used to see in the movies?

00:06:01.000 Yes.

00:06:02.000 Every single time he would do the Sprite thing?

00:06:03.000 Oh my gosh!

00:06:04.000 The whitest way to know him.

00:06:05.000 Was that the Sprite guy?

00:06:06.000 Hey, was that the guy selling the soda pop?

00:06:07.000 Alright, another Trump news.

00:06:09.000 Alec Baldwin claims that ever since he's played Trump, black people love me.

00:06:13.000 His direct quote.

00:06:14.000 Here's another direct quote.

00:06:15.000 He says, I think it's because they're most afraid of Trump.

00:06:17.000 I'm not going to paint every African American person with the same brush, and then he does,

00:06:21.000 but a significant number of them are sitting there going, this is going to be bad for black

00:06:26.000 folks.

00:06:27.000 Funny enough, I like Baldwin for his voicemails.

00:06:32.000 What's funny is he blames the daughters for the homage.

00:06:35.000 I mean, that's really not fair.

00:06:36.000 who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned.

00:06:40.000 You have humiliated me for the last time of this phone.

00:06:43.000 I'm sorry.

00:06:56.000 You're berating a 12-year-old.

00:06:58.000 Since playing Trump, black people love him.

00:07:00.000 Hodgetwins, your thoughts?

00:07:00.000 I don't think so.

00:07:01.000 I think it's just because he's coonin'.

00:07:02.000 Wait, how does a white guy do that?

00:07:06.000 He's the first, man.

00:07:08.000 It's amazing.

00:07:09.000 White people are coonin' for black folks now.

00:07:12.000 I got bad news for him, Doug.

00:07:15.000 Yeah, black people don't like you, man.

00:07:18.000 You're not big fans of reruns of 30 Rock?

00:07:20.000 Yeah, a lot of people don't like Donald Trump because he's, uh, because they're racist.

00:07:26.000 Black people are racist.

00:07:27.000 They don't like your white ass meat.

00:07:30.000 But you guys did say, you did tell me that some black people are afraid of Trump, you thought.

00:07:35.000 Nah, they just don't understand him.

00:07:37.000 They don't understand him?

00:07:39.000 I don't think they really care about him or politics.

00:07:41.000 No, it's the economy, right?

00:07:43.000 I mean, would you say that's true?

00:07:44.000 Like, if they're doing well, they're gonna be like, I don't care.

00:07:47.000 Way too white.

00:07:48.000 Oh, come on.

00:07:49.000 It really depends on how CNN perceives everything.

00:07:52.000 That's where they go off.

00:07:54.000 Their sources are bad.

00:07:56.000 It's not their fault.

00:07:57.000 I didn't really think that black people were watching CNN.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, that's who's watching, the black folks.

00:08:02.000 Mama used to watch it all the time.

00:08:04.000 Really?

00:08:06.000 She'll watch that, Annie Griffith will come on, and then she'll look at Redd Foxx.

00:08:10.000 Re-runs of Shaft?

00:08:13.000 No, not Shaft.

00:08:14.000 She was a religious woman.

00:08:17.000 That's when you guys leave.

00:08:18.000 Just like every stereotype.

00:08:20.000 I'm watching The Jeffersons!

00:08:21.000 Then you leave and she goes, Shaft!

00:08:27.000 Here's another one about how local government works for you.

00:08:29.000 The Houston City Council actually found a new loophole to prevent a sex robot brothel from opening.

00:08:35.000 Dang it!

00:08:35.000 So let me explain this to you, because the story might seem a little tough.

00:08:38.000 The City Council actually expanded its definition of an arcade device, which are already barred from operating within 1,500 feet of churches, schools, daycares, parks, residential neighborhoods.

00:08:48.000 So let me clarify this.

00:08:50.000 They're actually classifying creepy sex robots as arcade machines now, because those are apparently easier to regulate.

00:08:58.000 Aw, man.

00:08:58.000 You can crack down on those, which makes sense, actually, given when you consider what some people do with the, uh... Hey, hey, hey!

00:09:03.000 There you go!

00:09:04.000 Hey, come on!

00:09:05.000 Get at it, come on!

00:09:06.000 That's enough of the... Get up in there!

00:09:09.000 Get up in there!

00:09:10.000 There's no respect.

00:09:11.000 Every day, at least twice.

00:09:12.000 Having sex with our arcade machines.

00:09:15.000 I want to go play.

00:09:16.000 That's the last time.

00:09:17.000 That's the last time.

00:09:18.000 Those things look so real, though.

00:09:19.000 You said that last time.

00:09:20.000 That's the last time we let him have sex with our arcade machine.

00:09:23.000 Did you guys ever play the hotshot, like the basketball hotshot deal in the arcades?

00:09:26.000 Forget those games.

00:09:27.000 I want to play the game he was playing.

00:09:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:29.000 My time apparently was misplaced.

00:09:30.000 I was really good at that.

00:09:31.000 I should have been good at the other games.

00:09:32.000 Also, is it odd that I have a wall thrown at the desk but use a 2x4 with nails?

00:09:35.000 No, because I don't want the liability.

00:09:36.000 I don't want to lose him as a sponsor.

00:09:38.000 Speaking of city councils and things doing weird stuff, Detroit now is There are areas of Detroit being designated as no spanking zones.

00:09:47.000 What?

00:09:47.000 Yeah, they passed a resolution to discourage corporal punishment.

00:09:51.000 That makes sense.

00:09:51.000 By creating hit-free zones in at least ten public areas with signs that actually specify that.

00:09:57.000 So, good to see Detroit on track towards solutions.

00:10:00.000 Hey, how about no shoot zones?

00:10:02.000 In not disciplining your children.

00:10:05.000 Hmm.

00:10:05.000 No shooting zones.

00:10:06.000 We're on the right track.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, let's no shooting zones.

00:10:08.000 That'd be a good start.

00:10:09.000 That'd be great, right?

00:10:10.000 Yeah.

00:10:10.000 That's what I would've came up with, but I don't know.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, spanking.

00:10:12.000 How about this, Detroit?

00:10:13.000 No spanking?

00:10:15.000 If you have a dad, take it as a win.

00:10:16.000 Let's go with that.

00:10:17.000 Let's not get picky at this point.

00:10:18.000 All right, Detroit?

00:10:20.000 Maybe he has a couple too many, comes home, starts swatting.

00:10:22.000 That's fine.

00:10:23.000 You're lucky to have him in your life.

00:10:27.000 We need more consequences, not less consequences in these situations.

00:10:31.000 Tan their hide!

00:10:32.000 You guys got whoopins when you were growing up!

00:10:34.000 Good lord, you were so uncomfortable around black people!

00:10:36.000 What did I say?

00:10:37.000 You guys got whoopins, right?

00:10:38.000 Didn't y'all get whoopins when you was a kid?

00:10:41.000 Start talking like Steve Harvey!

00:10:42.000 I wouldn't call them whoopins, that was just beatings!

00:10:46.000 Straight lashes.

00:10:48.000 See, I wasn't trying to say that.

00:10:49.000 But you did!

00:10:52.000 Daddy give us lashes.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 Did you actually have lashes?

00:10:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:55.000 Yeah.

00:10:56.000 Did they take out the belt and make you go get your own switch?

00:10:58.000 Oh, the switch was the worst.

00:10:59.000 See, every time I try to defend you from Gerald sort of assuming something that's stereotypical... That's right.

00:11:02.000 You fulfill it!

00:11:04.000 I remember one day us little kids was throwing rocks at cars.

00:11:07.000 And we hit this guy's car and it was a white man.

00:11:07.000 Uh-oh.

00:11:09.000 He was pissed.

00:11:13.000 He goes there and talks to my daddy.

00:11:15.000 I'm running away from daddy for like days.

00:11:17.000 He finally got us.

00:11:18.000 He said, I'm going to kill you, boy.

00:11:18.000 Oh my God.

00:11:20.000 Two states away.

00:11:21.000 He beat us bad.

00:11:22.000 I blacked out, woke up, he was still hitting me.

00:11:22.000 He beat us real bad.

00:11:26.000 I learned a valuable lesson, though.

00:11:27.000 Don't throw rocks at cars.

00:11:29.000 No, don't throw rocks at a white man's car.

00:11:31.000 No, don't get caught throwing rocks at cars.

00:11:33.000 That's the real lesson.

00:11:35.000 You know, I did the exact same thing, except it was pudding packs.

00:11:40.000 Well, that's funnier.

00:11:40.000 I used to lob them from atop the bridge.

00:11:43.000 One time a bus driver got out and kicked my friend's ass.

00:11:46.000 I swear to you, he stopped his rout.

00:11:49.000 He just stopped.

00:11:50.000 He came out and he's like, French Canadian.

00:11:55.000 Sounds like a Nazi Canadian.

00:11:57.000 That's how French Canadian.

00:11:58.000 My friend was like, my friend didn't know how to speak French.

00:12:00.000 He's like, okay, okay, okay.

00:12:03.000 I don't even know.

00:12:04.000 I live here, but I've never learned a language.

00:12:06.000 I remember that.

00:12:11.000 True story!

00:12:12.000 That's awesome.

00:12:14.000 Hey, by the way, did everyone know that it was National Coming Out Day?

00:12:16.000 Oh!

00:12:17.000 Today my day?

00:12:18.000 If you've been anywhere, that makes sense.

00:12:22.000 I'm engaged to a woman!

00:12:24.000 Now it makes sense.

00:12:25.000 He's queer as folk, as Ron Paul puts it.

00:12:25.000 The emphasis.

00:12:27.000 Yeah, I'm coming out.

00:12:29.000 I'm transracial.

00:12:30.000 I'm actually a white man crept in a nigga's body.

00:12:36.000 How does that even happen?

00:12:37.000 Well, Rachel Dolezal, she paved the way for a lot of stuff.

00:12:40.000 She did.

00:12:40.000 Trendsetter.

00:12:41.000 Did you watch that?

00:12:41.000 The documentary?

00:12:42.000 The Rachel Dolezal documentary?

00:12:43.000 Oh man, I gotta catch that one.

00:12:47.000 One beer, by the way.

00:12:48.000 Put it on your watch list.

00:12:49.000 My eyes are up here.

00:12:50.000 They're looking down at the camera like, huh?

00:12:53.000 Like Dustin Hoffman in Hook with the clocks.

00:12:55.000 They're like, oh!

00:12:56.000 I can't handle this.

00:12:58.000 So National coming out.

00:13:00.000 It was trending everywhere.

00:13:01.000 And to celebrate, of course, Facebook unveiled a new coming out feature.

00:13:04.000 Coming out feature?

00:13:05.000 I think it was a came out feature.

00:13:06.000 It was hard to retell from the headline.

00:13:07.000 So let me read it exactly.

00:13:08.000 This comes from MDC.

00:13:09.000 For the LGBTQ community, Facebook is a way for you to come out.

00:13:13.000 Visibility is so important because it changes hearts and minds about being LGBTQ when friends and family see us living our true selves.

00:13:13.000 Oh, good.

00:13:21.000 So actually, here's a look at one of the coming out features, their emoji, which makes sense.

00:13:25.000 But Facebook went a step further in an ill-advised spirit of balance, unfortunately, simultaneously unveiling the drag them behind a truck feature, which was not received very well.

00:13:34.000 Oh, dear God.

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:37.000 By the way, just for, you know, obviously we use it as a joke because, you know, why not?

00:13:40.000 But it's only happened a handful of times, gay people being dragged behind a truck.

00:13:44.000 When people talk about hangings, lynchings, those happened all the time, right?

00:13:48.000 The gays behind the truck, it was like twice.

00:13:49.000 It was like an A&M and one other time, it was just a gay guy roller, it was a fishtailing accident.

00:13:56.000 How did this turn into a hate crime?

00:13:58.000 I didn't know she was lesbian.

00:14:02.000 I wouldn't have done it!

00:14:03.000 I was trying to have fun.

00:14:05.000 It was.

00:14:05.000 It was an accident.

00:14:06.000 Now, it happened the other time.

00:14:07.000 It was pretty homophobic.

00:14:08.000 They knew what they were doing.

00:14:09.000 There were no rollerblades involved.

00:14:11.000 Vernon Hill.

00:14:14.000 A Time to Kill.

00:14:15.000 Geez, that movie is rough.

00:14:17.000 Free Carl Lee!

00:14:18.000 Free Carl Lee!

00:14:19.000 What?

00:14:20.000 Free Carl Lee!

00:14:20.000 A Time to Kill!

00:14:21.000 They're with me!

00:14:22.000 You're not with us!

00:14:23.000 You just literally picked up on the one thing where you could have an excuse to do a black voice with black people in the studio.

00:14:27.000 Was that black voice?

00:14:28.000 Yeah.

00:14:29.000 I was doing it like a mob chanting.

00:14:35.000 This is why black people don't become Republican.

00:14:37.000 It's not because of the ideas, it's because people like you are like, hey, listen, Hodge twins, I'm so glad to see some black twins tell the truth for once.

00:14:45.000 We're going to go have a beer after this and you're not invited.

00:14:47.000 I mean that in a good way, not unless you want them vomiting in the kitchen sink.

00:14:50.000 You're going to have a 40, is what you want to say.

00:14:52.000 No, I said a beer.

00:14:53.000 I don't think you'd be capable of a 40.

00:14:55.000 Yeah, I don't think so neither.

00:14:57.000 40s are banned, you know why?

00:14:58.000 They were used as weapons.

00:14:59.000 What?

00:14:59.000 Did you know that?

00:15:00.000 Yeah.

00:15:00.000 Yeah, we were trying to get a 40 at one point, this was in Missouri anyways, and the clerk said, no, they're banned because people would take them, drink them, and then break them and stab the next guy for the rest of his 40.

00:15:09.000 Blame the black people.

00:15:10.000 That's where the black people started at.

00:15:11.000 Hold on a second, I didn't mention, see?

00:15:14.000 See?

00:15:14.000 No, hold on, they copy-paste, that's what we call projecting, because I didn't say black anything.

00:15:19.000 I did.

00:15:20.000 You did.

00:15:21.000 That's him!

00:15:21.000 You did.

00:15:22.000 Only black people drink 40s.

00:15:25.000 Well, because there was an ad once with Billy Dee Williams.

00:15:27.000 You guys need to, you know, what are you?

00:15:29.000 You're caught in chaff to Billy Dee Williams.

00:15:30.000 What's happening?

00:15:31.000 Colt 45.

00:15:32.000 Does it every time.

00:15:35.000 You ever see those commercials?

00:15:36.000 Colt 45.

00:15:37.000 You just did it again!

00:15:38.000 I did Chris Rock.

00:15:39.000 No, not Rock.

00:15:40.000 Now he's just picking random black guys.

00:15:40.000 What's his name?

00:15:42.000 Billy Dee Williams!

00:15:44.000 Chris Rock!

00:15:45.000 Martin Luther King!

00:15:46.000 I don't know.

00:15:47.000 It was in a movie!

00:15:49.000 I like Denzel Washington.

00:15:50.000 He's a good actor.

00:15:51.000 Isn't he, boys?

00:15:54.000 Jeez, I'm uncomfortable for you!

00:15:57.000 I think you doth protest too much.

00:15:59.000 Finally, and we have another story to get to before we get to the leftist mob.

00:16:01.000 In this never happens news, five girls falsely accused a man of sexual assault.

00:16:05.000 Boy, really.

00:16:06.000 Just because they didn't like him.

00:16:07.000 Never.

00:16:07.000 Yeah.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, the actual story.

00:16:08.000 What?

00:16:09.000 The boy's parents say he was forced to endure the loss of his liberty and other damages until several of the girls reluctantly admitted that their accusations were false.

00:16:16.000 They're now suing the girls and the school district.

00:16:19.000 And this is the problem with the Me Too movement.

00:16:21.000 This is what we've been talking about this entire time, when people say, you're a guy, you have nothing to fear.

00:16:25.000 There is plenty to fear because of exactly this.

00:16:28.000 And if the girls hadn't admitted it, they probably wouldn't have caught them.

00:16:32.000 It's become the modern day equivalent of lynching.

00:16:35.000 And in some cases, it's just an actual one.

00:16:38.000 Now, are you ready, Mr. Coffee?

00:16:42.000 Can you lead the light on, boss?

00:16:46.000 I get a little scared being falsely accused of rape in the dark sometimes.

00:16:54.000 And, uh, boss man, can you tell that n***a to wet the sponge?

00:16:58.000 I don't know.

00:17:00.000 I'm watching both of you.

00:17:02.000 One of you finds it hilarious, and one of you is like... We made some mistakes.

00:17:09.000 How many beers do we have?

00:17:10.000 Man, why was your lip so pink?

00:17:12.000 I don't know, I told him that lip sticking wasn't necessary.

00:17:16.000 What I love is that there are two black people I know of in human history that go on blackface.

00:17:23.000 One was the aforementioned Drake.

00:17:25.000 Yeah.

00:17:26.000 But he did it as a statement.

00:17:27.000 You just did it for funny.

00:17:31.000 It was tastefully done.

00:17:32.000 You wasn't picturing that.

00:17:35.000 Close.

00:17:37.000 Do you think black people care if you're black?

00:17:43.000 You went in darker than you really are?

00:17:45.000 Oh, I'm definitely getting the cooler the year wolf.

00:17:49.000 Crucified!

00:17:51.000 Hanging on the cross!

00:17:53.000 Excommunicated for sure.

00:17:54.000 Well, you know, if you had second thoughts, you only had 45 minutes while they applied the makeup.

00:18:00.000 I was drugged!

00:18:02.000 I didn't do it!

00:18:04.000 What was that movie that the actor did?

00:18:07.000 He did Black Panther.

00:18:07.000 Oh, Tropic Thunder!

00:18:08.000 Oh man, that was funny.

00:18:10.000 He should have got a Camden Ward for that.

00:18:12.000 I saw it with a black girl, an Ethiopian girl, and I remember she thought it was hysterical.

00:18:16.000 It was.

00:18:16.000 I thought it was.

00:18:17.000 You look like Daddy.

00:18:19.000 You know what's funny?

00:18:21.000 I remember going home with her and, no, no, no, with her family.

00:18:25.000 It was just her family and I was like, you know this girl.

00:18:27.000 This was the girl who make-out raped me.

00:18:31.000 Long story.

00:18:32.000 Minorities.

00:18:32.000 You poor thing.

00:18:35.000 It feels so bad.

00:18:35.000 I was trying, I was trying to exhibit self-control at that period of my life because it was difficult and it's just and then she was just like Okay, Rosario Dawson, look alike, I hate this.

00:18:44.000 Jungle Thief.

00:18:46.000 I just I don't know what that even means.

00:18:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:49.000 Cultural differences!

00:18:50.000 Cultural differences.

00:18:51.000 Any points to me?

00:18:52.000 No, yeah, I do point to you because I'm not the one going like, hey boys, y'all want a 40?

00:18:56.000 See?

00:18:58.000 That's what he's doing.

00:19:00.000 Gosh, I would never say it like that.

00:19:02.000 Show my uncle.

00:19:03.000 His show prep was wearing extra wide suits watching Kings of Comedy.

00:19:07.000 That's Steve Harvey.

00:19:09.000 So I remember I went she went home with me with I went home with her family I know this is going to be taking I went home her mom was there at that point dropping her off and her sisters and her dad and she said this is a movie that we saw and her mom said isn't that the movie was she didn't She didn't have at all a black accent.

00:19:22.000 She was Ethiopian.

00:19:23.000 It sounded... I couldn't even describe the accent.

00:19:26.000 But not what we would picture as black.

00:19:27.000 And she said, isn't that the one where the guy went on blackface?

00:19:29.000 Like, she was maybe kind of offended.

00:19:31.000 And then the girl who I went with said, no, no, mom, that was the whole joke.

00:19:34.000 And she said, oh, oh, oh, and she left.

00:19:37.000 And that was it.

00:19:37.000 Like, it was explained to her by her daughter, and that was it.

00:19:40.000 Wait, people get mad about this?

00:19:41.000 Have you ever seen when they censored on air?

00:19:46.000 No.

00:19:47.000 I heard there was a backlash from it.

00:19:49.000 Really?

00:19:49.000 Well, not only do they try and track Blurr's face, but that doesn't work.

00:19:52.000 They actually... Never go full retard.

00:19:56.000 Never go full stupid.

00:19:58.000 It's one of those things.

00:19:59.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:20:01.000 I missed that one.

00:20:02.000 The worst one is Sam Jackson on the Snakes in a Plane.

00:20:05.000 I am tired of these mother-flippin' snakes on this twisted, tied-up plane!

00:20:10.000 The worst one is UPK8, Mr. Falcon.

00:20:15.000 Which is not really fair because then a kid is not going to know what the actual word means.

00:20:19.000 No, no, that's not true.

00:20:20.000 He's going to call someone Mr. Falcon.

00:20:21.000 And get in trouble.

00:20:22.000 Or he's going to be on his honeymoon like, I'm falconing, really?

00:20:26.000 We're going to go to Falcon Town.

00:20:29.000 So let's get to the sort of important topic of the dive-in.

00:20:34.000 I guess people are calling it dive-in now, is what they call these sort of topics.

00:20:38.000 So during the Kavanaugh hearings, obviously Democrats, for those who don't know, doxed Senators, they sent Rice and Boyle to the Pentagon.

00:20:46.000 White powder to Ted Cruz's office, angry, of course angry mobs into congressional offices.

00:20:51.000 And by the way, don't forget the absolutely insane mobs, we're not supposed to use this

00:20:54.000 word, trying to break down the Supreme Court door.

00:20:56.000 Go Ted!

00:21:00.000 Try to do something visible.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:02.000 You know they planned ahead.

00:21:04.000 They're like, OK, listen, if this guy gets confirmed, we've got option A or option B because we need several months to muster the vigor.

00:21:10.000 We need a little protein.

00:21:11.000 We need to get some protein in our diets at the gym.

00:21:13.000 They're just like, they're simultaneously force-feeding spirulina.

00:21:16.000 Like, all right, is there a B12 in this?

00:21:19.000 Their hands are bouncing off the door when they hit it.

00:21:21.000 It's a B12 analog.

00:21:22.000 It's not real.

00:21:24.000 They look like real bad actresses to me.

00:21:28.000 So good news I think here is that I think I hope this and I wonder what you guys think what it you know the GOP hopefully learned that it's it's futile it's it's futile to try and appease Krakow that's what I've been talking about a lot I don't agree with this idea of unity of kumbaya of holding hands with people who you can't a good example when people talk about Kavanaugh Some people said he should step down.

00:21:47.000 He should step down, I've confirmed, because maybe it could be a great time for healing.

00:21:52.000 Would you want to heal with the person who just accused you of rape?

00:21:55.000 Let alone the person who accused you of gang rape?

00:21:58.000 Or the person who sent white powder to your office?

00:21:59.000 Where do you find common ground there?

00:22:01.000 That's why I've drawn a line between rape and gang rape.

00:22:04.000 Yes.

00:22:04.000 That's where you draw the line?

00:22:05.000 That's where I draw the line.

00:22:06.000 Hard line.

00:22:07.000 Too much.

00:22:07.000 Hard pass.

00:22:08.000 Should be drawn probably before we get to the arcade machine.

00:22:11.000 A little before that.

00:22:13.000 What?

00:22:15.000 Hopefully the GOP, and you let me know what you think they've learned.

00:22:17.000 I mean, look, even Lindsey Graham grew a fuzzy pair.

00:22:20.000 If you don't like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, I don't give a s**t. Dang!

00:22:27.000 He's got grown-up language.

00:22:29.000 Someone get him to coach Drake.

00:22:34.000 That dude's a savage.

00:22:35.000 Oh my gosh.

00:22:35.000 Lindsey Graham?

00:22:36.000 Golden Graham?

00:22:36.000 Yeah.

00:22:37.000 A lot of people are calling him 2.0 now, Graham 2.0, because they're wondering, like, hey, where'd you find that package, you know?

00:22:43.000 But the thing is, it's actually GOP 2.0, I think.

00:22:45.000 Yeah, it really is.

00:22:46.000 Hopefully they don't appease, and if you're going to be unified, be unified in politically resisting the left.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, how can you possibly unify with somebody who has no intention of compromising with you whatsoever?

00:22:57.000 The GOP, I think what Lindsey Graham has tapped into, is that people get frustrated and they want you to stand for principle and show some balls.

00:23:03.000 And he did, and people are like, finally!

00:23:04.000 Well, you know, even removing this idea of standing for principle, let's even remove that idea, they just want a man to show some balls.

00:23:09.000 Not in a park, not with a trench coat, they want you to show the skill.

00:23:13.000 The skill of exhibiting ball-like behavior.

00:23:16.000 I'm glad you delineated between the two, because I was about to head out.

00:23:20.000 No, you weren't.

00:23:22.000 They're not even symmetrical.

00:23:24.000 So here's the thing.

00:23:25.000 I think, you know, we've covered leftist violence before.

00:23:27.000 I think you were on the show.

00:23:28.000 Every time someone's on the show, there's some sort of outburst of leftist violence.

00:23:30.000 I know, it's hard to narrow down.

00:23:32.000 The difference is that the left is now embracing it, and this is where I think it changes.

00:23:36.000 I don't think there's any, there's no virtue in finding common ground with people who are endorsing and embracing mob rule.

00:23:42.000 Democrats lost, and so now they're choosing to stir the pot and to get people to do what you just saw.

00:23:48.000 If you think By the way, is this happening randomly?

00:23:51.000 Okay, let's go through a timeline.

00:23:53.000 Endorsement number one came a little while ago from Maxine Waters.

00:23:57.000 Sorry about this.

00:23:58.000 If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd!

00:24:10.000 And you push back on them!

00:24:12.000 And you tell them they're not welcome!

00:24:14.000 She could be the grand wizard of the new KKK.

00:24:18.000 It's like the reverse KKK.

00:24:20.000 Is she like your Hillary Clinton?

00:24:21.000 Or does no one really think about her?

00:24:23.000 What was that?

00:24:25.000 One beer.

00:24:26.000 One beer.

00:24:28.000 And it wasn't even cold 45.

00:24:29.000 I think it was fat tired.

00:24:32.000 This is white person beer.

00:24:33.000 It's 5%!

00:24:34.000 Every time I see her I think of James Brown for some reason.

00:24:39.000 That hairstyle.

00:24:40.000 I think of Little Richard actually.

00:24:42.000 I actually was driving down the, um, what's that place in L.A.?

00:24:45.000 You need to bring your mic closer to your face.

00:24:47.000 I know you're drunk, but, you know, we can't hear you.

00:24:49.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:24:49.000 Remember when I was driving down Skid Row?

00:24:51.000 Yeah.

00:24:52.000 Saw a couple of them.

00:24:53.000 Saw a couple of trainees look just like... That wouldn't be a bad shtick, actually.

00:24:57.000 Maxine Waters, next time she's on stage, she'll go, can't go on!

00:25:00.000 She'll put a K5, she'll go, ahhh!

00:25:00.000 Can't go on!

00:25:02.000 Crazy shit!

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.000 One of them looked at me, hey, hey, you wanna get sucked off?

00:25:11.000 That's a pertinent detail.

00:25:13.000 Thank you for sharing.

00:25:14.000 Jesus Christ, have some respect.

00:25:14.000 The way you made that face, you look like one of those shrunken heads.

00:25:17.000 I don't know what you're saying.

00:25:19.000 That's an older clip.

00:25:20.000 Maybe she's just senile, Maxine Waters.

00:25:22.000 Okay, granted.

00:25:24.000 At least that.

00:25:25.000 But what about photo-negative Ned Flanders?

00:25:27.000 Let's see what Eric Holder has to say.

00:25:29.000 But Michelle says that, you know, when they go low, we go up.

00:25:34.000 No.

00:25:35.000 No.

00:25:35.000 They go low, we kick them.

00:25:37.000 Wow!

00:25:47.000 Listen to the audience there.

00:25:48.000 So a couple things that are really telling.

00:25:50.000 First off is the audience clapping.

00:25:51.000 Right?

00:25:51.000 That was Shirley, it was Sherrod.

00:25:53.000 Remember when Andrew Breitbart talked about the NAACP and she talked about how she didn't help the white farmer.

00:25:57.000 Everyone got on him for selectively editing it because later on down the line she said, no, no, no, I learned that I shouldn't be racist.

00:26:02.000 But the thing is the NAACP crowd clapped 10 minutes before that.

00:26:05.000 They just hurt racist stuff.

00:26:06.000 Like, ahhh!

00:26:07.000 A couple of things there.

00:26:09.000 First off, the audience is clapping.

00:26:12.000 Secondly, Eric Holder sounds remarkably like every single black comedian's white guy voice.

00:26:16.000 It sounds like when Richard Pryor would be like, oh, when they go low, we kick them harder.

00:26:21.000 That used to be what you get made fun of in the movies.

00:26:24.000 Don't put him in the tailpipe trick.

00:26:26.000 Exactly.

00:26:27.000 But then he specifically used the Michelle Obama, just so you know, that's from her statement

00:26:31.000 When they go low, we go high?

00:26:33.000 He used her statement for a 180, saying, no, this is, and he defines the new Democratic Party.

00:26:38.000 He wants you to know, don't go high, kick them harder, but not above shin height, because I can't kick that high, because I haven't done my, I haven't done my yoga.

00:26:48.000 We're completely out of ideas.

00:26:49.000 The ideas that we have right now are completely bankrupt, and so we have to have mob rule.

00:26:53.000 That's the new Democratic Party.

00:26:54.000 Right, exactly.

00:26:56.000 Was it the lighting or does he have like three mustaches on his face?

00:27:01.000 He has two mustaches.

00:27:02.000 Come on.

00:27:03.000 Then there is something else that crawled up there.

00:27:04.000 We haven't figured it out yet.

00:27:05.000 He looks like a light-skinned walrus.

00:27:09.000 It lost a lot of weight.

00:27:10.000 This has devolved into ad hominem, which I find both offensive and unnecessary.

00:27:14.000 And here's where I know people are going to say, well, what about Trump saying, ah, get him out of here.

00:27:17.000 Back then we used to punch him in the face, right?

00:27:19.000 Okay.

00:27:19.000 I understand.

00:27:19.000 Donald Trump says stupid crap.

00:27:21.000 He said some stupid crap, but there is a huge difference between saying get him out of here at a protester, at a rally, on your campaign trail, and the current democratic leadership coordinating calls for harassment.

00:27:33.000 endorsement against Republicans across the board in public spaces.

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00:27:49.000 Okay, you want to go to another endorsement?

00:27:50.000 Look at that.

00:27:52.000 That's like that.

00:27:53.000 Eat your heart out, Ben Shapiro.

00:27:54.000 Just not on Saturday because he can't do manual labor.

00:27:56.000 Hillary Clinton, endorsement number three.

00:27:58.000 You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about.

00:28:06.000 That's why I believe if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and or the Senate, that's when civility can start again.

00:28:17.000 You cannot be civil with a party that... Okay, you don't stand, you collapse.

00:28:22.000 Secondly... See, this is why I like having you here.

00:28:27.000 You just said, didn't you steal some money from Haiti?

00:28:29.000 A whole bunch of money from Haiti.

00:28:32.000 Every time I see that woman, man, I get shrinkage.

00:28:34.000 Oh, man.

00:28:36.000 No, that's just called hiding.

00:28:37.000 Well, that's a natural reaction.

00:28:38.000 Look, they're playing with fire here, though.

00:28:40.000 Yeah.

00:28:40.000 In the history of creating mobs, they tend to turn on everybody.

00:28:44.000 So you have to be... This is like, you know, if you're a... What is that?

00:28:46.000 I think Cersei Lannister, when she created the sparrows, and they turned... I don't know what you're talking about.

00:28:52.000 I have a wife.

00:28:52.000 You don't watch the...

00:28:54.000 No, but when we said Torchmob, I was thinking, KILL THE BEAST!

00:28:56.000 KILL THE BEAST!

00:28:57.000 GASTON'S A DICK!

00:28:58.000 And they turn on him.

00:28:59.000 Game of Thrones, she creates this mob of people that end up turning on her, and she has to do that walk of shame down.

00:29:03.000 Like, this is what's gonna happen to the Dems.

00:29:04.000 They're gonna create this Antifa mob, and they're gonna be like, alright, we're gonna kick you out too, Dems.

00:29:08.000 Sorry, bye.

00:29:08.000 It's like two seconds from turning around.

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 That intellect is not real, uh... Dick ain't here, but it got small brains, man.

00:29:16.000 That's, this is, that, that, that... Alright, I'll allow it.

00:29:22.000 There's not a single Republican group out there calling for the pulling of, pulling people out of their vehicles and beating them up.

00:29:31.000 Did you see the Portland video?

00:29:32.000 Yeah.

00:29:32.000 Did you see the stuff?

00:29:33.000 They just grab an old man, pull him out of the, do you have any idea what would happen if two white guys pulled an old black woman or man out of a car and beat him up?

00:29:42.000 Oh my god.

00:29:42.000 Oh man.

00:29:42.000 Oh my god.

00:29:43.000 And by the way, we would all be rightfully pissed.

00:29:45.000 Yeah.

00:29:45.000 Because white people don't really have a loyalty to white people.

00:29:48.000 We're just like, wow!

00:29:49.000 That guy's a dick, you know?

00:29:50.000 We don't have that camaraderie.

00:29:52.000 I'm not going to go stand in an intersection and make cars turn right when they want to go straight.

00:29:56.000 No!

00:29:56.000 That's power to the people right there.

00:29:58.000 You can't go straight.

00:29:59.000 By the way, here's a bonus, okay?

00:30:01.000 Another media coverage.

00:30:02.000 The Democrats now, they're endorsing mob rule, but CNN has said, your mom's favorite network apparently, we're not allowed to use it.

00:30:08.000 They actually refer to it as the M. No.

00:30:12.000 M-word, seriously.

00:30:13.000 I believe it's the overreaction of the left.

00:30:16.000 When you see people like Ted Cruz getting chased out of restaurants by a mob.

00:30:21.000 Oh, you're not going to use the mob word here.

00:30:23.000 It's totally a mob.

00:30:24.000 It is without a doubt.

00:30:26.000 There's no other word for it.

00:30:28.000 Brooke Baldwin, by the way, she was also offended at the word boobs.

00:30:30.000 Remember that?

00:30:31.000 Guy said boobs.

00:30:32.000 She's like, we don't allow that kind of talk on this show.

00:30:34.000 You prefer tits.

00:30:36.000 Boobs are like a term they use for kids!

00:30:38.000 Like breasts or boobs, it's not even really a derogatory- Women say boob- I don't think I've ever heard my wife refer

00:30:42.000 to them as anything other than boobs.

00:30:43.000 Breast is in the Bible, it's fine.

00:30:45.000 Yeah, but I don't think boobs are in the Bible.

00:30:47.000 Oh.

00:30:48.000 It's not like in the song.

00:30:49.000 No, but that's below that, I feel like that's like less offensive.

00:30:51.000 Yeah!

00:30:52.000 You can't say tits anymore?

00:30:54.000 Not on Brooke Baldwin's show.

00:30:56.000 I can't believe she said that about mob.

00:30:57.000 What's the offensive thing about a mob?

00:31:00.000 Again, they don't want to say because now they're trying to say... Remember when they tried to say you're calling Barack Obama a socialist because he can't use the n-word?

00:31:06.000 Now they're saying, well, you're calling them the m-word because... Really?

00:31:09.000 What?

00:31:09.000 What would you call that?

00:31:12.000 Let's look at the definition of mob from Merriam-Webster.

00:31:14.000 Granted, you know, white supremacist conspiracy, but let's just go with it for this moment.

00:31:18.000 Mob!

00:31:18.000 A large and disorderly crowd of people, especially one bent on riotous or destructive action.

00:31:24.000 Okay, hold on a second.

00:31:24.000 Let's rewind.

00:31:25.000 Let's check back in to see what the alleged M word in question would fit this definition.

00:31:28.000 Yeah, that's a mob.

00:31:34.000 It's a vegan mob, but it's a mob.

00:31:36.000 Yeah, it's a week, but it's a mob.

00:31:37.000 That one seems pretty cut and dry.

00:31:39.000 And this is really what bothers me, and I've seen some people on the right, and I don't want to... I never want to call anybody out who I think can do some good and change some minds, but there have been some people who folks have been disappointed in.

00:31:51.000 I'm waiting to see what transpires.

00:31:53.000 But I have always disagreed with this idea of common You've heard me say this, people come on the show, we'll match intensity.

00:31:58.000 I believe in being civil with people, but I don't believe in finding agreement on a lie.

00:32:03.000 And we're at the point, I can have no unity with these people?

00:32:07.000 What common ground are we going to have?

00:32:08.000 And by the way, here's something more important, whether you feel that way or not, some people are like, well, I want to find common ground.

00:32:13.000 First off, I think you're a pansy.

00:32:15.000 Secondly, ask any single member of special forces, police, ask any psychologist about the mob mentality and how to deal with it.

00:32:22.000 All of them will tell you when there is a mob, there is something that happens psychologically.

00:32:26.000 People cease to be individuals.

00:32:28.000 It is its own functioning organism.

00:32:31.000 It is an amoeba that you cannot rationalize with.

00:32:34.000 You have to get away.

00:32:35.000 And we've seen this with Change My Mind.

00:32:37.000 We've seen it where we've gone out, we've had someone sit down, we've had a conversation, and everyone else goes, oh, OK.

00:32:42.000 But when one person sits down and starts yelling, you don't know who Brett Kavanaugh is, vagina, whatever it is, then all of a sudden, everyone starts yelling, yeah, get off this campus.

00:32:51.000 And you're like, oh my gosh, I'm going to get stabbed by someone who doesn't even know how to handle a knife.

00:32:51.000 We hate you.

00:32:55.000 People will do things in a mob they would never do as individuals.

00:32:58.000 Because they're in a mob, that's why they're so dangerous and we have to not let this happen.

00:33:03.000 I learned that in a kid's book.

00:33:04.000 Sorry, we've been saying that all summer.

00:33:06.000 You guys call them gangs.

00:33:07.000 Yeah, that's what's going on in Chicago.

00:33:09.000 It's the whole mob right now.

00:33:11.000 It's the mob mentality.

00:33:12.000 I mean, there's study after study after study that's been done on this.

00:33:14.000 It's a horrible thing to have and yet they're pushing it.

00:33:17.000 And this is what bothers me when people on the right try to say, well, let's find common ground.

00:33:22.000 How?

00:33:22.000 With a mob?

00:33:23.000 Don't actually do this, but...

00:33:26.000 Think of yourself in the middle of a mob, of an actual one.

00:33:29.000 Think of yourself in the middle of a... Think of yourself in your car, right?

00:33:33.000 In your Camry, when they open your door and drag you out and start beating you up.

00:33:36.000 And think of yourself going like, hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:33:39.000 Where can we find common ground, guys?

00:33:41.000 Are you just the fringe?

00:33:42.000 Who cares?

00:33:43.000 Because the fringe that you see endorsed by Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Maxine Waters, they certainly haven't been disavowed by anyone.

00:33:51.000 And by the way, no Republicans, and I'm not a Republican, but when we're talking about Republicans and Democrats here, no Republicans have done this.

00:34:00.000 No conservatives are out there doing this.

00:34:02.000 The left is doing this in shifts!

00:34:06.000 I've been blocking this corner here for about four hours.

00:34:11.000 It's like punching in the sheep dog and the sheep in that Bugs Bunny.

00:34:17.000 Punch in, beat an innocent protester, hope it's not Jocko driving up in the car.

00:34:22.000 It is unbelievable to me, and I don't think there's anything... I don't think there's anything virtuous about finding common ground with them, I don't think there's anything practical about trying to find common ground with these people, and I don't think there's anything productive in trying to feign common ground with these people when you have every single member of the DNC who's in a position of authority endorsing them.

00:34:42.000 When you try to say, well, hold on a second, you're endorsing the mob, they go, We're starting to throw the M-word around a little flippantly here.

00:34:49.000 Shut up!

00:34:50.000 Shut up!

00:34:51.000 Okay, we're gonna have a razor fist on after the break.

00:34:54.000 And Hodge twins are great.

00:34:58.000 Now, as you can probably guess, Mr. Coffey here is most certainly going to fry.

00:35:10.000 And that's only because we outlawed hanging but six years ago.

00:35:13.000 But he'll still get to enjoy his last meal of his favorite chowder on this mug, or from this mug.

00:35:20.000 LottaWorthChowder.com slash MugClub.

00:35:22.000 He likes it for as much longer as he has.

00:35:26.000 You know, that's a Jean-Luc Picard song, and I always wondered why he was having to tell

00:35:48.000 I don't know.

00:35:50.000 Maybe it's sad in space.

00:35:51.000 Yeah.

00:35:51.000 I think it's because LeVar Burton realized that he wasn't gay.

00:35:55.000 Our next guest, really happy to have him on the program.

00:35:58.000 You know him on the YouTube, TheRageaholic is the channel.

00:36:01.000 You can follow him on the Twitter at Rayzort with a zero.

00:36:04.000 I have to specify because he wants to make my job hard.

00:36:06.000 Fist, you know him, you love him.

00:36:08.000 Mr. Fist, how are you, sir?

00:36:10.000 I'm doing fantastic!

00:36:13.000 It's cool enough here that I can wear my leather regalia.

00:36:16.000 I would have worn it last time, but it was monsoon, it was Phoenix, and I didn't feel like reverting back to a liquid state.

00:36:23.000 Do you get recognized in the street if you're not wearing your leather jacket or glasses?

00:36:27.000 Oh yeah, I can go full Normie.

00:36:30.000 You'd be surprised.

00:36:31.000 Really?

00:36:31.000 Oh yeah, you'd be shocked at how normal I can look.

00:36:35.000 See, I feel like I'd be able to pick you out more easily even in costume at a furry convention than without your garb.

00:36:44.000 This is true.

00:36:44.000 And since I can't really wear the leather most of the year, you know.

00:36:48.000 I don't know.

00:36:48.000 I figured you just went with it.

00:36:50.000 I thought it was a thing that you just committed.

00:36:52.000 I'm losing respect for you as we go on with the interview.

00:36:54.000 Let me ask you this.

00:36:55.000 I know you've talked about this quite a bit.

00:36:57.000 You and I, obviously, are in the same boat.

00:36:58.000 We just talked about this with the Hodge twins.

00:37:00.000 It's the M word now.

00:37:01.000 This has been kind of what's been going on this week.

00:37:04.000 The Portland Antifa beating people out of their car.

00:37:08.000 What do you think about the current state of America?

00:37:10.000 People are acting as though this is the first time we've been divided.

00:37:12.000 I kind of, I kind of appreciate that just now we can see them for what they are.

00:37:16.000 No, exactly.

00:37:17.000 It's been, it's been the rule of the day since, I mean, it's hard to sell this on being Trump's fault when it was happening when Obama was president as well.

00:37:24.000 This is true.

00:37:24.000 But my favorite thing about it is, you know, they're trying to sell this glorified tism tantrum as like an act of insurgent heroism.

00:37:31.000 Yes.

00:37:32.000 Like, Yeah, I threw a jar of piss on a 75-year-old man I mildly disagree with politically, you know?

00:37:39.000 Oh, my hunger strike is an act of protest.

00:37:41.000 Meanwhile, she's like 400 pounds, fully nude.

00:37:44.000 Yes.

00:37:44.000 Like, no, sweetie, if I need an act of heroism, I'll ask you to do a jumping jack.

00:37:50.000 Yeah, well, listen, when you talk about this act of heroism, there are these insurgents.

00:37:57.000 I mean, they see it that way because they also see the Taliban as heroic insurgents.

00:38:02.000 So this isn't that far of a stretch.

00:38:04.000 Right.

00:38:06.000 Speaking of the chance, by the way, can we maybe hit the refresh button on those every 50 years or so?

00:38:12.000 Like, this is supposed to be the party of elevated intellectuals, and the best they can come up with for the better part of a century is hey, hey and ho, ho.

00:38:20.000 I know.

00:38:21.000 Okay, thank you.

00:38:22.000 I'm like, well, can't you just create a rhyme at all?

00:38:22.000 Someone else?

00:38:25.000 I mean, you know, you're supposed to be the party of hip, and now they've lost Kanye, but you've got all the other ones, right?

00:38:30.000 You know?

00:38:30.000 Take, take, take.

00:38:32.000 Yes!

00:38:32.000 Anything.

00:38:33.000 I don't know.

00:38:33.000 How about, here's something, how about hey, hey, no, no.

00:38:37.000 And then just like, something you don't like.

00:38:39.000 You know?

00:38:41.000 Exactly.

00:38:42.000 It's a move.

00:38:43.000 Either way, hit that refresh button.

00:38:45.000 This chant is old enough to remember Biden's first set of hair plugs.

00:38:50.000 And what part of protesting like five-year-olds got you Trump are they not understanding exactly?

00:38:57.000 That's a good point that you bring up.

00:38:59.000 I know you said you have a, we talked off air, a video, I think, on the sort of blue wave as it's been described coming up.

00:39:04.000 What's your thought on this right now?

00:39:05.000 People are predicting potentially a blue wave.

00:39:08.000 Obviously, like you said, this is the same behavior that got us Trump.

00:39:10.000 And do you think that the sort of Kavanaugh, the post-Kavanaugh America, the Kavanaugh effect, as it were, has affected the blue wave?

00:39:17.000 Maybe he stunted it a little bit.

00:39:19.000 That's the thing.

00:39:20.000 I mean, it's folly to predict anything because anything could change any day if we've learned anything over the last two years.

00:39:26.000 Right.

00:39:27.000 But if the polls are any indication, that Kavanaugh s*** fit is going over like Hillary on a Stairmaster.

00:39:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:34.000 It's not working out so well.

00:39:36.000 Cinema was leading here in Arizona, Kirsten Cinema was leading, and now she's behind by six after throwing in with the Kavanaugh guys.

00:39:45.000 So it's not exactly, they're trying to sell this sort of Lord of the Rings fantasy of the blue wave, but here's the thing about the internet, it never forgets.

00:39:53.000 And I was going back, like just out of curiosity, go back and read almost any article from before Donald Trump became president and the Democrats were absolutely apoplectic at the prospect of the 2018 midterms.

00:40:06.000 Right.

00:40:07.000 You know, like the math is the math.

00:40:08.000 Republicans are only defending eight seats in the midterms.

00:40:11.000 Democrats are defending nearly three times that, 25 seats. And five

00:40:16.000 of those are in blood red states with incumbents who tied their political careers to the fortunes

00:40:23.000 of the USS Clindenburg.

00:40:24.000 So I don't see how that's going to work out for them, blue wave ones.

00:40:29.000 Yeah, and also 25 of those seats are also double seats because many of them are Democrats.

00:40:36.000 We talked about the Cluster Master.

00:40:37.000 We're going back to fat jokes.

00:40:38.000 You started this.

00:40:39.000 You wanted to play this game.

00:40:39.000 You opened this can.

00:40:41.000 I'm playing with you.

00:40:44.000 Speaking of Hillary, I love you have Hillary out there yesterday saying, uh, there'll be no civility until she's back in power.

00:40:52.000 Right?

00:40:53.000 I mean, at what point do we just consider this a threat?

00:40:55.000 It's like, I will, I will be violent until I get what I want.

00:41:00.000 Oh!

00:41:01.000 Can we sell the Lock Her Up t-shirts now, or is that considered domestic terrorism?

00:41:05.000 No kidding!

00:41:06.000 No kidding!

00:41:07.000 No, sweetie, I think we'd call that a syntax discrepancy.

00:41:10.000 Until you're in power, there can be no senility.

00:41:13.000 That's how that works.

00:41:13.000 Yes.

00:41:14.000 Well, it's always hard to know where she's coming from because I just keep stabbing her with a diazepam pen.

00:41:18.000 She can't get a word in headwise.

00:41:20.000 Yes!

00:41:21.000 Did you see the Secret Service propping that Seahag up with rebar while she was having yet another hacking fit last weekend?

00:41:28.000 Yes.

00:41:29.000 Can you believe they sincerely tried to sell us on this woman being like a robust biological specimen during the election?

00:41:37.000 Remember it was in New York.

00:41:38.000 They said, no, it's hot out today.

00:41:40.000 We're like, well, okay, what about the other 364 days this year?

00:41:45.000 She's shuffling around in her Chairman Mal Moo Moo, you know, hacking up voters.

00:41:50.000 There's a portrait of health.

00:41:52.000 And like two years later, this drunken dingbat still hacking away like, you know, Doc Cabernet.

00:41:58.000 Like, what do you even have?

00:41:59.000 What does this woman have two years later?

00:42:02.000 Like, disco fever didn't last this long.

00:42:05.000 And it's just as toxic, I believe.

00:42:08.000 No, I do, I don't know what, I remember they stabbed her with a diazepam pen and everyone was like, that's a conspiracy.

00:42:12.000 Well, hold on, that's actually not really a conspiracy.

00:42:14.000 And by the way, it's not like, it wasn't even that subtle.

00:42:16.000 Like, I talked about this in the pitch meeting.

00:42:18.000 They were stabbing her like Russell Crowe with that kind of tall guy with the weird teeth in 310 de Yuma.

00:42:22.000 You know, they wake up and he's by the fireplace just...

00:42:26.000 He's just going into town, and you're like, he's got the handcuffs on!

00:42:28.000 How can he stab with such velocity?

00:42:30.000 That's what they're doing with this lady.

00:42:32.000 And this is, it is one thing, though, for people to act this way, right?

00:42:36.000 Like you said, under Obama, under, and even under Trump initially.

00:42:40.000 But a lot of the Democrats themselves kind of tried to act like they weren't throwing their lot in with Antifa.

00:42:44.000 Now they're just saying, yeah, yeah, they are.

00:42:46.000 I mean, we just, we just had Eric Holder talking about photo-negative Ned Flanders.

00:42:50.000 We just had him talking about it.

00:42:52.000 Maxine Waters, of course.

00:42:53.000 We have Hillary Clinton.

00:42:56.000 I mean, Obama didn't do that.

00:42:59.000 At least he hid it.

00:43:01.000 Right, exactly.

00:43:03.000 That's the thing.

00:43:04.000 Although, you do have to say, and he also displayed a little bit of shame, too.

00:43:12.000 After the BLM stuff, it was so bad, even Obama's hair didn't want to be black.

00:43:18.000 But Hillary's like, yeah, Antifa, we got a grassroots movement, finally.

00:43:24.000 She's coming in with a perm.

00:43:25.000 Does this work?

00:43:27.000 I know the disco fever's gone, but I thought I had a pass with my viral.

00:43:31.000 I don't like these people.

00:43:34.000 The Kavanaugh stuff, too, has kind of emboldened them because now they can make it about reproductive rights.

00:43:40.000 Right.

00:43:41.000 You know, now you got Pelosi flipping out about Roe v. Wade and so forth.

00:43:49.000 Really, Pelosi in authority?

00:43:51.000 The last time this woman had a period, the word Cretaceous was in front of it.

00:43:55.000 Suddenly, she's like the Grand Vizier of vaginas.

00:43:58.000 Like, I don't know, take a long look at that facelift.

00:44:01.000 Does that look like a person you'd like handling your medical care?

00:44:04.000 No, no, I don't imagine.

00:44:05.000 I don't even think I would let her handle, like, I wouldn't even let her watch my five-year-old on the weekend if she were my mother.

00:44:12.000 I wouldn't.

00:44:13.000 If only because it would scare the five-year-old.

00:44:14.000 Even if she were really, really nice.

00:44:16.000 Let's say on the inside she weren't Nancy Pelosi.

00:44:18.000 Just because of the outside, I'd be like, you're scaring the kids, and I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

00:44:24.000 You know, when they go low, we go lower.

00:44:24.000 Sorry.

00:44:27.000 This is the one thing, though, that I do think, hopefully, hopefully, you know, I mean, Lindsey Graham He's sacked up.

00:44:34.000 And I know, you know, you weren't a fan of John McCain.

00:44:36.000 I wasn't a huge fan of him either.

00:44:38.000 Not a fan of Lindsey Graham, generally speaking.

00:44:40.000 Mitch McConnell.

00:44:41.000 We're still trying to wonder if Mitch McConnell has like, if it's an, if he has no chin or if it's an optical illusion where he has endless chins, you know?

00:44:48.000 But it's now I'm wondering this about their balls.

00:44:51.000 I wonder what, do you think it's because Here's my read on it, okay?

00:44:55.000 They knew Kavanaugh.

00:44:57.000 There were so many background checks before he was obviously, you know, this was going to be a public affair.

00:45:01.000 I think this guy was so spotless and so clean that they took this really personally because they knew what was afoot.

00:45:09.000 Right.

00:45:10.000 Yeah, I think the reason it blew up on him was, you know, over a 48-hour period, we basically went from, he may have possibly held a girl down at a party 35 years ago, to, he was the leader of a high school rape cult and he savaged this woman in full view over family and friends.

00:45:27.000 Right.

00:45:28.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:29.000 It just, it lapsed into incredulity.

00:45:31.000 Like, man, if only he'd left her at the bottom of a lake.

00:45:34.000 This entire controversy.

00:45:36.000 I could have been avoided.

00:45:38.000 But I did like, I did.

00:45:39.000 How'd you like Mitch McConnell going from Mr. Turtle to Ninja Turtle?

00:45:43.000 I know!

00:45:44.000 I really, you know, I don't know where this came from.

00:45:47.000 And I just think they probably took this really personally.

00:45:49.000 You know, there were sort of, it's kind of like the Patriot, where they're starting to pick off generals and they're getting really like...

00:45:55.000 Well, these are not the rules of engagement.

00:45:58.000 We must stand front line, center to center, and fight each other, offering no territorial advantage.

00:46:03.000 I'm like, well, I don't know why you did war like that.

00:46:05.000 So I actually was a fan of the guerrilla warfare.

00:46:07.000 But it seems at this point, like, the Republicans are going, really?

00:46:10.000 You're just not even going to care that it's just completely fake?

00:46:14.000 Like, you're having Swetnick come out saying he's a gang rapist?

00:46:17.000 This is where we are now?

00:46:19.000 Although I would like, at the outset, I'm from Arizona, I'd like to apologize on behalf of my entire state for Jeff Flake.

00:46:19.000 Exactly.

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:27.000 Crooked nose.

00:46:28.000 I know you could apologize for Trudeau, but we don't have all day.

00:46:32.000 No, we do not have all day.

00:46:33.000 I mean, honestly, it's quicker just to put a pillow over his face.

00:46:37.000 No, I don't mean kill him.

00:46:38.000 I don't mean kill him because we're talking about Hillary Clinton.

00:46:39.000 What I mean is just put a pillow over his face so we don't hear him.

00:46:42.000 That's all.

00:46:44.000 Yeah, and if we don't hear him for evermore, so much the better.

00:46:49.000 That's all we're saying.

00:46:49.000 Things happen.

00:46:52.000 Things happen.

00:46:53.000 Gosh, he's so embarrassing.

00:46:54.000 I'm so upset that you brought him up because this is the one show in a while we didn't have a Trudeau Clip, yet.

00:47:01.000 And now it's still, it's like grapefruit juice.

00:47:05.000 You just can't get rid of it.

00:47:06.000 It stays with you all day.

00:47:08.000 Okay, so we can't predict it, but why do you think everyone is talking about this blue wave?

00:47:13.000 And have you noticed a shift in media, the way they're covering it?

00:47:16.000 At least going like, there's gonna be a blue wave!

00:47:18.000 There could be.

00:47:21.000 Maybe, possibly.

00:47:22.000 It'll be the size of a Listerine cup.

00:47:25.000 Here's a guy beating up an old man in Portland.

00:47:28.000 No, like my read on it is if you look at the data in terms of how many seats are actually up and how much like here's the thing if everything goes right for the Democrats They actually get to keep the amount of influence they have now.

00:47:43.000 Right.

00:47:43.000 That's all that happens.

00:47:44.000 Right.

00:47:44.000 It's not like they can even really, mathematically speaking, storm the Bastille here, really.

00:47:50.000 Right.

00:47:50.000 So once you accept that fact, you realize it's not so much that they're predicting a blue wave as they need a blue wave.

00:47:59.000 Right.

00:48:00.000 The other default position is they lose seats and probably lots of them.

00:48:05.000 So it's hard to predict, but I would say probably, okay, maybe one or two seats, but in the overall, not a blue wave.

00:48:05.000 Yeah.

00:48:12.000 Understand this though, no matter what happens, if one Democrat wins, they'll call it a blue wave.

00:48:16.000 Right.

00:48:17.000 In the media.

00:48:18.000 Even one wins.

00:48:19.000 Yeah.

00:48:20.000 Just like if one Antifa gets one shot in on a 75 year old in a Corolla, they're like, Okay, we'll take the win.

00:48:26.000 We'll take it where we can get it.

00:48:27.000 You're looking... Are you feeling alright?

00:48:29.000 Are you tired?

00:48:32.000 A little bit tired, but I'm alright.

00:48:34.000 I just meant you look tired from all that WHIMMING that's happening!

00:48:39.000 Exactly!

00:48:41.000 Dad joke walked in, but WHIMMING SO MUCH ED CARTIER WE ATE TACOS AND WATCHED NETFLIX.

00:48:47.000 Channeling a little Norm MacDonald dad joke.

00:48:50.000 A little Norm MacDonald, a little Owen Benjamin.

00:48:52.000 We have all this going on in this show and usually People aren't happy with it, but you know what?

00:48:58.000 We keep the lights on.

00:48:58.000 Alright, that is TheRayJaholic on YouTube, which is different from your Twitter, at RayZorFist with a zero, because you're breaking all the rules when it comes to branding.

00:49:07.000 You want to ensure that people do not find you.

00:49:09.000 When can people look for this video that you have, though, on the Blue Wave?

00:49:11.000 Because your insight is always apparent.

00:49:14.000 That'll be dropping in the next week.

00:49:15.000 We'll have a full-on blue-wave analysis.

00:49:18.000 I'll talk about some of the things I mentioned here today, but go a little more in-depth.

00:49:21.000 Okay.

00:49:22.000 Well, great.

00:49:22.000 Well, listen, if you want to come back and talk about it, you're much more interested, funny enough, in... I think people don't understand this about you, because, you know, you look like a crazy person.

00:49:30.000 You're very...

00:49:32.000 Educated on micropolitics.

00:49:34.000 You really are a political junkie in a way.

00:49:36.000 I'm a cultural guy.

00:49:37.000 So I always learn a lot listening to you.

00:49:39.000 Even though I really just expect you to, you know, recite Dio's Holy Diver or something.

00:49:43.000 I'm like, wow, wow, that was very sensible.

00:49:46.000 All right.

00:49:46.000 Thank you, Mr. Fist.

00:49:47.000 We always appreciate it.

00:49:48.000 We must go, sir.

00:49:50.000 Godspeed.

00:49:50.000 Thanks for having me.

00:49:51.000 I'm not a robot.

00:49:52.000 I'm a human.

00:49:53.000 I do re-o-od.

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00:52:25.000 I have a basket.

00:52:26.000 That's called the why did I jump in I don't know how to swim dance.

00:52:29.000 Happened to me when I was younger.

00:52:30.000 Jumped into the water?

00:52:32.000 Realized I didn't know how to swim.

00:52:33.000 Happened to me too.

00:52:34.000 My grandpa jumped in, full of clothes and everything.

00:52:37.000 Wait, but you said it happened to you.

00:52:38.000 No, it happened to me.

00:52:39.000 My grandpa jumped in to save me.

00:52:41.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:42.000 Difference is we were 16.

00:52:43.000 I remember my dad was swimming underwater and he looked like a manta ray.

00:52:49.000 And I had seen someone riding a manta ray at SeaWorld, so I thought, oh, I'll jump on him.

00:52:52.000 First off, he was gone by the time I got into the water, so I couldn't jump on him.

00:52:57.000 And I just remember going, I can't...

00:52:59.000 This is not something I can do.

00:53:00.000 I can't do this thing.

00:53:02.000 Almost died.

00:53:03.000 Wasn't as bad as the time in the kayak, though.

00:53:04.000 I've told that story.

00:53:05.000 For reference, see the archives.

00:53:06.000 Thanks so much to the Hot Twins.

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00:53:10.000 Next week, I know we've got a crazy show.

00:53:12.000 We have Ben Shapiro in for Devil's Advocate with Skylar Turton.

00:53:15.000 They'll be debating the merits and benefits of socialism.

00:53:19.000 And I think we're going to have Jordan Peterson on soon.

00:53:22.000 Daniel Cormier, I know.

00:53:23.000 Dean Cain.

00:53:23.000 It's a good time.

00:53:24.000 It's an exciting time.

00:53:26.000 It's a list.

00:53:27.000 And please do go and support the Hodge twins.

00:53:31.000 They're being a little nonchalant about it, but the truth is, any time you step out... They were fitness guys.

00:53:39.000 They were, I guess, I don't even know what to say.

00:53:41.000 Kind of lifestyle, I guess what you call it.

00:53:42.000 Because it wasn't just fitness, they did diet, fitness, that kind of thing.

00:53:45.000 And then there was also comedy mixed in.

00:53:46.000 People realized they were really funny, so then they started doing comedy.

00:53:49.000 But I always suspected that they were more right-leaning.

00:53:51.000 I remember the first time they were on the show, I'm like, listen, you don't have to say anything you're uncomfortable with.

00:53:55.000 We always do that with a lot of these guests.

00:53:56.000 Sometimes there are guests on the show where we don't even touch on politics, but More often than not.

00:54:02.000 Not always.

00:54:02.000 If they're willing to appear on the show, you can take a wild guess.

00:54:06.000 So, I always thought, well, they're former military.

00:54:09.000 They're entrepreneurs.

00:54:11.000 Family guys, if you look at them.

00:54:13.000 You look at, you know, they have wives, kids.

00:54:15.000 Good stand-up guys, actually.

00:54:17.000 Very gentlemanly, too, actually, around women.

00:54:19.000 Very much will surprise you.

00:54:21.000 When they're around my mom, I'm like, yes, ma'am.

00:54:22.000 No, ma'am.

00:54:24.000 I don't say... Well, you know what?

00:54:25.000 It is surprising.

00:54:26.000 But I always thought, OK, they're probably more right-leaning than they maybe even necessarily think.

00:54:31.000 And what transpired was they visited us on the show, and then some people just started hating it for no other reason.

00:54:37.000 The first interview wasn't political at all.

00:54:39.000 They took a risk, and then they saw what happened.

00:54:41.000 It was kind of the, all right, OK, screw you.

00:54:43.000 And that's exactly what we were talking about earlier, right?

00:54:44.000 We were talking about mob rule earlier.

00:54:46.000 That's what happens.

00:54:46.000 That's the rebound reaction.

00:54:48.000 The mob rule is not the rebound reaction.

00:54:51.000 That's human nature.

00:54:53.000 I hear a lot of people asking this right now, like, how did we get here?

00:54:55.000 How have we gotten so far?

00:54:57.000 No.

00:54:58.000 We've always been here in some way.

00:55:00.000 Sometimes it's just a little more apparent than others.

00:55:01.000 The rebound reaction is not mob rule.

00:55:04.000 That's human baseline, because human beings are crappy.

00:55:07.000 Okay?

00:55:08.000 The rebound effect is the Hodgewins, when they appear on this show, it's entirely benign, and people say, you must be racists now.

00:55:16.000 The rebound is okay, screw you.

00:55:17.000 Now we're just going to actually look into this conservatism thing and become fans.

00:55:21.000 And that's why I say you support them.

00:55:22.000 But let me tell you... Okay, let's get to human nature here for a little bit before we get back to mob rule.

00:55:26.000 They took a risk when they appeared in the show.

00:55:28.000 They've taken a lot of risks, if you look at them starting their own YouTube channel, starting their own clothing line.

00:55:33.000 I respect that a lot.

00:55:33.000 There are primarily two kinds of people in the world.

00:55:36.000 Risk takers, and a lot of people are going to like this, there are the risk takers and the beneficiaries.

00:55:41.000 Now here's the thing.

00:55:42.000 People who are willing to take risks don't begrudge those who don't.

00:55:45.000 They don't have a problem with people who don't take risks.

00:55:47.000 The problem arises when the beneficiaries feel as entitled to the spoils of the risk as the person who took the risk in the first place.

00:55:54.000 That's where we find ourselves right now.

00:55:56.000 That's when you get mob rule.

00:55:58.000 When the unemployed Antifa activist in Portland feels just as entitled to that old man's stuff in the car and even entitled to his time.

00:56:06.000 Even though the old man is actually spending that time traveling to where he can work to create more stuff.

00:56:11.000 And the person dragging him out, punching him, feels just as entitled to it.

00:56:15.000 Not everyone.

00:56:16.000 Not everyone who's on the left.

00:56:17.000 But let me tell you something.

00:56:18.000 If you're a socialist, you're probably an entitled person.

00:56:22.000 Not everyone in the Democratic Party, but everyone who's a, oh, maybe Democratic, Social, entitled.

00:56:27.000 I don't like you.

00:56:28.000 That's okay.

00:56:28.000 Listen, I will tell you this.

00:56:30.000 I shouldn't say that I don't like you as far as to your soul as a person, to your core, but they probably don't want to have dinner conversation with you.

00:56:37.000 There's no common ground.

00:56:38.000 I'm a Democrat.

00:56:38.000 You're any kind of socialist, you're entitled.

00:56:41.000 It means you feel as entitled to the guy in the car, just as the person outside of that car dragging him out and beating him up.

00:56:46.000 Here's something else also, I don't want this to be misconstrued.

00:56:49.000 There are hard workers, okay?

00:56:51.000 There are hard workers, there are risk takers, they aren't necessarily one and the same.

00:56:54.000 You can be a hard worker, you can be disciplined, you can be diligent, but not someone willing to incur the ultimate risk.

00:57:01.000 So it's not an insult.

00:57:03.000 Middle management, higher positions of employment, but not business owners, are filled to the brim with these people.

00:57:09.000 And there can be risk-takers who aren't necessarily hard workers.

00:57:12.000 I typically follow these people like loose cannons.

00:57:14.000 The kind of guy or girl you know who takes needless risks without a follow-through, without a plan, and so they end up hurting themselves.

00:57:21.000 This idea that life should be comfortable or easy is very new.

00:57:26.000 It's very new.

00:57:26.000 In the realm of human history, that's a very new idea.

00:57:30.000 You know, speaking about risk-takers, a good example, at one point, as I've discussed with him, Owen Benjamin would take some needless risks Be out there like, Owen, you don't need to be doing that, for example.

00:57:40.000 But I've always been kind of envious of Owen.

00:57:42.000 If you see him on stage, he goes into jazz mode and he just tries new, like he will do two hours and keep going and just try new stuff and doesn't care if it works or not.

00:57:51.000 And then all of a sudden the room will, the floorboards will shake with laughter because he's taking risk after risk after risk after risk.

00:57:58.000 And I haven't been, you know, I do some of that in comedy, but typically speaking, I like to be prepared and I'm a little meticulous if I'm doing standup.

00:58:05.000 In the last few years, and often that's because there's a camera always on.

00:58:08.000 Owen doesn't care.

00:58:10.000 He's willing to take that risk, and because of that, if you see when Owen, once he has his set, once he goes, okay, I'm no longer experimenting with this, he kills.

00:58:18.000 He's a crusher, because he's willing to take that risk.

00:58:21.000 We all benefit from it.

00:58:22.000 Think of Thomas Edison.

00:58:23.000 George Washington.

00:58:25.000 We all benefit from risk takers.

00:58:27.000 Swimming across the body of water to where no man has gone before.

00:58:32.000 Okay?

00:58:33.000 Think of that concept.

00:58:34.000 A man swims across.

00:58:35.000 You have no idea what's there at that point.

00:58:37.000 And you find paradise.

00:58:39.000 But then, the people who never made the journey, who saw that same, they looked down to that same nothingness into the mist, and they demand that you trick back for them because they feel just as entitled to the new paradise found.

00:58:49.000 And guess what?

00:58:50.000 The risk takers don't want to give them a free ride!

00:58:54.000 And the truth is, you have to safeguard your soul.

00:58:57.000 You have to safeguard your soul against this because human nature... We've talked about this.

00:59:01.000 Empathy is not envy.

00:59:02.000 Human nature is envy.

00:59:04.000 Human nature is to want what other people have, whether you've earned it or not.

00:59:07.000 Sorry guys, I'm getting in my soapbox.

00:59:08.000 I know there's not a whole lot funnier.

00:59:10.000 I'm pissed.

00:59:11.000 When I see someone getting dragged from a car and beaten up and someone's like, don't use the M word.

00:59:17.000 You know, have you ever daydreamed about beating up the bully as a kid?

00:59:21.000 I'm not gonna lie, I daydream about being that old man in the car sometimes.

00:59:26.000 Mutual combat state!

00:59:28.000 It pisses me off.

00:59:30.000 And it pisses me off when people try to go, gee golly, I'm gonna quote a bible verse and I'm gonna be a nice guy and act as though, let's find common ground mister beating me out of my Lexus.

00:59:43.000 You think people at the top haven't figured this out, that human nature is to be envious?

00:59:48.000 When you're young and you're stupid, you blame just the advertisers and the corporations, man.

00:59:52.000 And it's true!

00:59:53.000 They work with the advertisers, and by the way, something else to include, politicians!

00:59:57.000 Because what are most politicians doing?

00:59:59.000 They're just advertising ideas, or in today's instance of the Democratic Party, lack of them.

01:00:04.000 That's why I am honestly, I'm consistently amazed that Republicans or conservatives ever win at all.

01:00:10.000 Ever.

01:00:11.000 Because the left agenda, the Bernies, the Nina Pintas, Santa Maria Cortezes of the world, what Hillary Clinton just said about the reckless mobs, encouraging it, that's the easiest sell in the world.

01:00:25.000 I'm shocked when a Republican wins.

01:00:26.000 I'm shocked when any candidate, when a Ted Cruz type person wins.

01:00:29.000 When someone wins by saying, you know what, I'm going to do less.

01:00:32.000 Because I want you to trust in yourself.

01:00:34.000 The whole kind of, you know, the left mocks, the perking yourself up by your bootstraps, because it's an easy mock.

01:00:40.000 Because most people want to make an excuse.

01:00:43.000 Right?

01:00:43.000 It's an easy sell to say, no, no, no, it's not your fault.

01:00:46.000 It's the easiest sell in the world, socialism.

01:00:49.000 Don't believe me?

01:00:49.000 Do this mental exercise.

01:00:50.000 Okay?

01:00:50.000 Have you ever had a time I don't know.

01:00:53.000 Pick something right now that you're really self-conscious about.

01:00:55.000 Pick something maybe at some point in time.

01:00:57.000 You probably actually have a memory of this specifically.

01:00:59.000 You stepped out, kind of in faith, and you asked maybe like your wife, or a loved one, or a family member about this thing.

01:01:04.000 You know, kind of asked for their feedback.

01:01:07.000 But rather than regurgitate exactly what you wanted to hear, and some kind of attempt to build up your self-esteem, they told you the truth.

01:01:15.000 You ever have that happen and get pissed?

01:01:17.000 I know I have!

01:01:19.000 One example?

01:01:20.000 Oh no, you can barely see that zit!

01:01:23.000 Were the words I was expecting to hear?

01:01:25.000 Before graduation?

01:01:27.000 Not, what, did you fall off your bike?

01:01:30.000 But one was truthful.

01:01:31.000 That's why the current leftist agenda is the easiest sell in the world.

01:01:35.000 Every time someone asks whether they're deserving of something or not, the answer is yes!

01:01:39.000 Of course it's, am I deserving of this man's income?

01:01:42.000 Yeah, of course you are!

01:01:43.000 Am I deserving, even though I don't work, am I deserving?

01:01:46.000 Yeah!

01:01:47.000 Of course you're deserving of all of it!

01:01:48.000 You need to safeguard your soul against that, because that's the easiest sell in the world, and that's what they're selling right now.

01:01:55.000 There's nothing sweeter, on the surface, than hearing exactly what you were hoping to hear, but that's not helpful.

01:02:02.000 We see what happens with those people.

01:02:03.000 We see what happens with those kids.

01:02:05.000 The kids who never get the red pen.

01:02:06.000 The kids who are told they're wonderful, and Pink sings to them, telling them they're perfect the way they are.

01:02:11.000 They become Portland Antifa!

01:02:13.000 The world is two kinds of people.

01:02:15.000 This is a big reason for being where we are.

01:02:18.000 There are risk-takers and then there are the beneficiaries.

01:02:22.000 And a big part of this current conflict is people refusing to do what you'll need to do yourself.

01:02:27.000 Do it this week!

01:02:28.000 Do it this weekend!

01:02:29.000 And by the way, those in charge, they're playing on the string that most of you don't do it superbly.

01:02:34.000 They're hoping that you don't.

01:02:36.000 So what is it that you need to do?

01:02:37.000 You need to look yourself in the mirror, take your iPhone, put it in selfie mode.

01:02:40.000 I don't care.

01:02:41.000 If you're a Japanese tourist, that's probably what you're doing anyway.

01:02:44.000 Just don't do it by the fountain while I'm there with my wife.

01:02:44.000 Fine.

01:02:48.000 Look yourself in the mirror, grab your selfie phone, and honestly assess which kind of a person you are.

01:02:55.000 Are you a risk taker or are you a beneficiary?

01:02:57.000 Here's the good news.

01:02:59.000 You can change it about yourself, or you can accept it, and it's not necessarily a bad thing either or, because either is okay, provided that you don't feel entitled to the spoils of the next guy without fulfilling his or her requirements.

01:03:15.000 That's what, once you do that, when you look yourself in the mirror and you say, okay, you know what, I'm not a risk taker, but I feel like I deserve what the risk taker created.

01:03:23.000 That's when we get to where we are.

01:03:25.000 That's when it becomes mob rule.

01:03:26.000 How did it get this bad?

01:03:27.000 What do you mean, how did it get this bad?

01:03:31.000 Think of who you are.

01:03:32.000 Think of your quiet thoughts.

01:03:33.000 When nobody's watching.

01:03:35.000 Think of when you were a kid and you could get away with stuff.

01:03:37.000 When you could take things that you didn't deserve.

01:03:39.000 When you could take credit that you hadn't earned.

01:03:41.000 How did we get this far?

01:03:44.000 We've always been here.

01:03:45.000 Because human beings are flawed.

01:03:48.000 Safeguard your soul at least against the people in power playing on that.

01:03:53.000 And you know what?

01:03:54.000 Don't try and find common ground with them.

01:03:56.000 You don't have to.

01:03:57.000 You can be nice, but you can also point out that they're full of crap.

01:04:02.000 That's how we're here with Mob Rule.

01:04:03.000 We've always been here.

01:04:04.000 Just encouraged it.

Louder with Crowder - October 12, 2018

#402 DEMOCRATS PUSH MOB RULE! | Raz0rfist and The Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder

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