Louder with Crowder - #463 ILHAN OMAR IS EVIL! | Gavin McInnes and Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder

00:00:00.000 We'll get to tonight's Game of Thrones-themed episode in a second, along with why Ilhan Omar is evil.

00:00:00.000 Hey, YouTube.

00:00:05.000 I wanted to take a few seconds just to let you know that for the first time, this channel and its videos' organic traffic through YouTube have been drastically reduced.

00:00:12.000 It's more than demonetization, but right now a direct step in eliminating our ability to reach you, the viewer, at all.

00:00:19.000 My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, has reached out to official contacts.

00:00:21.000 We'll keep you updated, but in the interim, It's never been more important for you to support the show by joining Mug Club at lauderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club and watching over there.

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00:00:33.000 Lauder with Crowder Studios.

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00:00:51.000 Crowd her. 0.92

00:01:08.000 Miss Wojcicki.

00:01:10.000 Who got your account back up?

00:01:12.000 It was probably that half-Asian lawyer of yours.

00:01:15.000 He's always good at fighting copyright strikes.

00:01:19.000 We should probably talk in the... Is this what you want, Steven?

00:01:26.000 To point a crossbow at your precious Susan Wojcicki while she sits on a toilet? 0.98

00:01:33.000 I'm just surprised it's not a Walther.

00:01:35.000 It would be both historically and creatively inaccurate.

00:01:38.000 You've always wanted me off YouTube, haven't you?

00:01:41.000 Yes.

00:01:42.000 But you refuse to let it go.

00:01:43.000 I respect that.

00:01:45.000 Even admire it.

00:01:47.000 You fight for what's yours.

00:01:50.000 I'd never permanently delete your channel, is that what you fear?

00:01:54.000 You're far too much fun to permanently take up.

00:01:58.000 You and your temper tantrums every time we ban your live streams. 0.52

00:02:01.000 You broke them.

00:02:02.000 What?

00:02:03.000 I found them in pieces.

00:02:05.000 Shattered.

00:02:06.000 Oh. 1.00

00:02:07.000 Your gifts for those Mug Club fools. 0.99

00:02:09.000 I tried to glue them back together with my own hands. 1.00

00:02:12.000 They're just stupid cups. 1.00

00:02:13.000 Say that word again. 1.00

00:02:14.000 And what? 0.84

00:02:15.000 You'll kill the only meal ticket you have?

00:02:17.000 You hit me with false copyright violations when you knew I hadn't violated any rules.

00:02:23.000 Why?

00:02:23.000 Hold up.

00:02:24.000 Let me finish and we can talk this over in my office.

00:02:27.000 I can't go back there.

00:02:29.000 The mugs are in there.

00:02:30.000 What?

00:02:31.000 Are you afraid of a few broken cups?

00:02:37.000 You'll never hit 4 million subscribers.

00:02:40.000 I will hit 4 million.

00:02:42.000 I was always going to hit four million. 0.89

00:02:44.000 I just wanted to take a s***. 0.96

00:02:53.000 I can't. 0.83

00:02:55.000 I'm sorry. 0.90

00:03:20.000 You're a strange animal. 0.99

00:03:22.000 That's what I know. 1.00

00:03:24.000 You're a strange animal. 0.99

00:03:29.000 I come to follow. 1.00

00:03:31.000 On your pissy penis. 1.00

00:03:35.000 You you 1.00

00:03:40.000 I have no idea if Jon Snow does this in the Game of Thrones.

00:03:43.000 Does he flap?

00:03:44.000 Does he flap to Jon Snow?

00:03:45.000 I don't know.

00:03:46.000 Game of Thrones themed episode because my, uh, my crew hates me.

00:03:50.000 Apparently.

00:03:53.000 So we have, uh, well, we'll go in a different order here.

00:03:56.000 Jim Morgan Jr., what's the one of the day?

00:03:57.000 Wine of the day is Mark Ryan Vionier.

00:04:01.000 I can rest it on my bosom.

00:04:03.000 Wishing you were him.

00:04:03.000 You're probably wishing you were him right now.

00:04:05.000 And we have Gavin McInnes on the show today, by the way.

00:04:07.000 Really excited about that.

00:04:08.000 Gavin McInnes.

00:04:09.000 A quarter black carriage.

00:04:10.000 Show him your hood pass. 0.56

00:04:11.000 I drink and know things. 0.99

00:04:12.000 Look, he's a midget. 1.00

00:04:13.000 And we have the Hodgetwins. 0.92

00:04:14.000 Hodgetwinstour.com here.

00:04:17.000 As the Unsullied. 0.83

00:04:18.000 Do you know your next tour dates?

00:04:20.000 Yeah, coming up in Ohio.

00:04:21.000 Somewhere.

00:04:24.000 All the major cities in Ohio.

00:04:26.000 You guys don't watch Game of Thrones, huh?

00:04:28.000 Is this what this is? 1.00

00:04:29.000 You look like I'm going to a gay bar. 1.00

00:04:33.000 Look up The Unsullied after the show, and I'm sure I'll receive a letter later. 0.98

00:04:36.000 Yep, absolutely.

00:04:37.000 Question of the day, Julian Assange, hero or villain?

00:04:41.000 While we're at it, Ilhan Omar, who we'll be talking about, villain or villain?

00:04:44.000 Let me know your thoughts.

00:04:45.000 I'll go with the second one.

00:04:47.000 We'll get to Assange and Omar in a second here.

00:04:49.000 But first, Attorney General Bill Barr, he said that he was going to release the Mueller report, full report, within a week.

00:04:55.000 This comes from RealClearPolitics.

00:04:56.000 This process is going very well, and within a week, I will be in a position to release the report to the public.

00:05:03.000 That's good.

00:05:04.000 In other news, Brian Stelter has succumbed to a stress-induced coma.

00:05:07.000 Yeah, so.

00:05:08.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:05:09.000 So we're told he's in stable condition and surrounded by people who love him. 0.98

00:05:13.000 Oh, this sucks. 0.93

00:05:14.000 Yeah, there you go. 0.99

00:05:15.000 Took a little, took a little time.

00:05:17.000 I know what you're thinking, by the way.

00:05:19.000 We initially were also more excited thinking that it was Attorney General Bill Burr.

00:05:24.000 Okay, dude. 1.00

00:05:26.000 I'm not saying the president didn't do some fucking horrendous shit. 1.00

00:05:29.000 All right? 1.00

00:05:30.000 Okay, I'm not saying that.

00:05:32.000 But on the other side of the coin, can we admit that not every false rumor just f***ing fell from the sky?

00:05:37.000 Okay? 0.93

00:05:38.000 I mean, you guys spread the f***ing rumors! 1.00

00:05:40.000 The pissing prostitutes! 1.00

00:05:42.000 It's brutal! 1.00

00:05:44.000 Right? 0.99

00:05:45.000 Like, well, BuzzFeed said it, and then CNN said it, and now f*** off, you guys are lying to yourselves! 0.99

00:05:51.000 Right? 0.98

00:05:53.000 I really would have.

00:05:54.000 I think government would have been more interesting.

00:05:56.000 God, that was dead on.

00:05:59.000 We should definitely have comedians testify before Congress more often.

00:06:02.000 We should.

00:06:03.000 Yeah, it would be a lot more fun to watch at least.

00:06:04.000 Sometimes they do, like Ted Lieu.

00:06:07.000 That was terrible.

00:06:10.000 I'm ashamed of myself.

00:06:10.000 Back to Julian Assange.

00:06:12.000 He was arrested at an Ecuadorian embassy in London.

00:06:15.000 This has been all over the internet.

00:06:17.000 Everybody knows that.

00:06:18.000 Everybody knows.

00:06:18.000 I know.

00:06:19.000 I just have to say it.

00:06:19.000 Even though they had an embassy there until he went there.

00:06:21.000 Officers made the move.

00:06:23.000 What are you laughing at?

00:06:23.000 I don't even know what they're laughing about yet.

00:06:25.000 But I'll take it.

00:06:26.000 They have some cider in their mugs, the Hodgkins.

00:06:28.000 And anything above 2% just messes them up.

00:06:33.000 It's basically Michelob Ultra or die for them.

00:06:37.000 Officers made the move after Ecuador withdrew his asylum, invited authorities into the embassy, citing the Australians.

00:06:42.000 They actually cited his bad behavior.

00:06:43.000 And the biggest complaints was his internet usage, not cleaning up after his cat, and his girlfriend's incessant lobbying for funding for Barbed Wire 2.

00:06:51.000 So that seemed to... That's not how the embassy works!

00:06:55.000 They don't fund anything!

00:06:58.000 Certainly not productions, Pamela Anderson.

00:07:01.000 By the way, this is one thing, Barb, it made me think about this.

00:07:03.000 You see Barbed Wire?

00:07:04.000 Have you seen, did you guys see Barbed Wire when you were a kid?

00:07:06.000 You remember all the posters though for Pamela Anderson?

00:07:08.000 Never.

00:07:08.000 When was it, why did it become considered sexism to be sexually attracted to women?

00:07:14.000 Like, we didn't put the breasts on the poster.

00:07:17.000 I understand thinking of a woman as a sex object. 0.98

00:07:19.000 I get it. 0.97

00:07:20.000 But being sexually attracted to a woman... This is a question for the female audience out there. 1.00

00:07:23.000 Do you find it offensive if a guy finds a woman sexy? 0.99

00:07:26.000 We hear that all the time.

00:07:28.000 It's sexism to be physically attracted to a sexually attractive woman.

00:07:28.000 That's sexism.

00:07:33.000 It doesn't mean that we think that's your only quality to offer.

00:07:36.000 It's nice.

00:07:38.000 We don't marry you just because of how you look.

00:07:40.000 It's just the window dressing.

00:07:42.000 It's the curb appeal.

00:07:44.000 If I was wearing this wonderful bustom outfit out in public as a female, what would I be asking you to do? 0.68

00:07:51.000 Not look at me?

00:07:52.000 But thank God they're unsullied because you'd have problems.

00:07:54.000 I like it.

00:07:55.000 Right?

00:07:55.000 All right.

00:07:56.000 Take that, Lee Gants disease!

00:08:10.000 I nominate PewDiePie, Donald Trump, and Will Smith!

00:08:13.000 Okay.

00:08:14.000 So Michael Avenatti was indicted on, this is a very white program, I get it, Hodgman. 0.79

00:08:30.000 What is that?

00:08:31.000 They don't know what to do right now.

00:08:32.000 They're like, what are we saying?

00:08:33.000 We gotta bring some cola.

00:08:34.000 He was indicted on 36 charges of tax dodging, perjury, and theft from clients.

00:08:38.000 It comes from the LA Times.

00:08:39.000 Grand jury alleges that Avenatti stole millions from five clients.

00:08:42.000 He used a tangled web of shell companies and bank accounts to cover it up.

00:08:45.000 So there you go.

00:08:46.000 36 charges.

00:08:48.000 Counts.

00:08:49.000 Alas, the probe into Avenatti has come to an end as we transition to a probe into Avenatti.

00:08:56.000 In international news, you better call Jesse! 0.94

00:09:01.000 Look, if you're gonna be a slimy criminal, do me a favor. 0.98

00:09:05.000 Avoid the spotlight.

00:09:06.000 If every, like, gangster movie that's ever been made has taught us anything, it's that if you're gonna break the law and be that guy, do it behind the scenes, where nobody notices.

00:09:13.000 Don't go on CNN and talk to Stelter!

00:09:15.000 I love how you all went silent and unison on my punchline.

00:09:18.000 We did it on purpose!

00:09:19.000 We let it hang!

00:09:20.000 We did it on purpose!

00:09:24.000 Remember, the more fun you have, the more fun they'll have watching.

00:09:29.000 Let's just make sure we hate doing this show.

00:09:32.000 In international news, because we're international here, after all, I was raised in Montreal, a Chinese company inaugurated an automatic, this is a real story, I'm sorry, PG-13 warning.

00:09:45.000 Automatic sperm extractor to help clinics collect one seed from donors who are reluctant to service themselves.

00:09:55.000 How much it was called, about 500?

00:09:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:58.000 Because that's how you'll solve your birth rate problem, China. 1.00

00:10:02.000 You can actually get those in the store?

00:10:03.000 Yeah, they sell it in the store.

00:10:05.000 It's a kiosk that they have. 0.99

00:10:06.000 Because that's how China's going to solve their problems, by being raped by robots. 1.00

00:10:12.000 Oh, man. 0.98

00:10:12.000 Reports, by the way, are actually emerging that these receptacles have customizable digital dirty talk options. 0.98

00:10:18.000 Oh, gosh.

00:10:19.000 How about you come over here and give Big Robot Mama a boy? 1.00

00:10:23.000 Yeah?

00:10:24.000 Boy, not a daughter.

00:10:26.000 No.

00:10:26.000 We want a boy.

00:10:28.000 Yeah.

00:10:29.000 Girl's a bro.

00:10:31.000 Listen, I'm aroused.

00:10:32.000 When you have a one-child policy, it is important that it's a boy. 0.96

00:10:36.000 Oh my gosh.

00:10:37.000 Can you imagine walking up and standing next to that thing, being the guy that it extracts?

00:10:42.000 Sorry, it just was going in and out.

00:10:45.000 I was just like, come on, who is the guy who tested this thing?

00:10:49.000 How does it feel to have the favorite return, Gerald Morgan?

00:10:51.000 He always has an axe to grind just because he's, you know, he's smart, but, you know, not funny.

00:10:56.000 And so then he tries to send it the other way.

00:10:58.000 It's not fair.

00:10:59.000 It's not right.

00:10:59.000 And your soon-to-be marriage is a sham.

00:11:02.000 This is China in a nutshell.

00:11:03.000 I am the mother of dragons right now.

00:11:04.000 They work 20 hours a day. 0.99

00:11:06.000 They control a fifth of the world's GDP, but too lazy to masturbate. 1.00

00:11:10.000 That is the Chinese. 1.00

00:11:13.000 No time for self-satisfaction!

00:11:15.000 Gotta get SATs!

00:11:16.000 More high on SATs than both Hodgetwins combined! 0.99

00:11:22.000 It can't be one-size-fits-all, though, either, right?

00:11:24.000 I mean, they gotta have, like, different attachments.

00:11:27.000 I don't know.

00:11:28.000 Come on! 0.61

00:11:28.000 They're all this big. 0.61

00:11:29.000 Let's not get into the stereotypes here, because I'm not comfortable with it.

00:11:33.000 Hodgetwins, you guys agrees, right?

00:11:34.000 They didn't have to be a different attachment, right?

00:11:36.000 Oh, definitely!

00:11:36.000 They're the unsullied.

00:11:37.000 Plus it would be!

00:11:38.000 I'll bust that thing up! 0.99

00:11:42.000 Moving on.

00:11:44.000 I hear the R2-D2 sound from this.

00:11:46.000 Alright, we get it.

00:11:50.000 Are we having fun yet?

00:11:52.000 Finally, a lawsuit claims that TGI Friday's potato skins contain no actual potato skins.

00:11:57.000 This comes from Reuters.

00:11:59.000 That's how they know it's a slow news media.

00:12:01.000 When they're not editing flotillas and trying to vilify Israel, they're talking about TGI Friday's potato skins.

00:12:05.000 The claim is the company misleads consumers by selling potato skin snacks that contain potato flakes, potato starch, but no skins.

00:12:13.000 It's actually part of a giant class-action lawsuit.

00:12:14.000 It also claims that Snickers don't really satisfy Funyuns, don't contain any fun, and that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't really black. 0.99

00:12:26.000 There's a lot wrong with that.

00:12:27.000 The Congresswoman's black scent caused quite a stir online this week. 0.99

00:12:32.000 I need everyone to be quiet because we actually, I think, here to address the controversy right now is Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

00:12:38.000 Ms.

00:12:38.000 Cortez, thanks for being back on the show!

00:12:40.000 This is what a Congresswoman sounds like! 1.00

00:12:44.000 What up, what up, S.E.!

00:12:46.000 Okay, what's happening right now?

00:12:47.000 What you talking about, Stephen?

00:12:49.000 Congresswoman, we wanted to talk with you about the fallout from your recent appearance at the Al Sharpton event.

00:12:54.000 Oh my gosh, I know, Stephen.

00:12:57.000 It was dynomite! 0.78

00:12:59.000 Some say that you may have been pandering to the largely African-American crowd.

00:13:03.000 Stephen, I've heard the criticism from the haters, and let me just say that's some Okay, all right.

00:13:09.000 It seems like you might be doing it right now.

00:13:12.000 Again. 1.00

00:13:13.000 You're the one who panders, fool! 1.00

00:13:16.000 Or should I say manders? 1.00

00:13:18.000 No, let's not.

00:13:18.000 Let's try and stay on topic here.

00:13:19.000 Listen, this is what happened with Hillary Clinton before, then Joe Biden, and some might argue the DNC has a long history of trying to play up to different minority groups. 0.99

00:13:27.000 Oh, damn! 1.00

00:13:28.000 Oh, you just got knocked the f**k out, yeah, yeah! 1.00

00:13:31.000 Oh, yo, yo, Omar, we're all stars at s**t! 0.99

00:13:34.000 Okay, what are you talking about? 0.85

00:13:35.000 What's happening? 1.00

00:13:36.000 My man just dropped that d***, clown! 1.00

00:13:38.000 You see that, Holmes? 1.00

00:13:40.000 No.

00:13:41.000 Sorry, that was on the peripheral there.

00:13:44.000 I'm very lost at this point.

00:13:45.000 Anyway, Stephen, code switching is a very common rhetorical tool in community activism.

00:13:51.000 By communicating in the vernacular of the audience you're looking to motivate, it helps to connect with them on a deeper level.

00:13:56.000 And I believe you and I both know exactly what that means.

00:14:00.000 And what's that?

00:14:00.000 Shoot!

00:14:01.000 Why you gotta play the fool? 1.00

00:14:02.000 You straight up acting like a... No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:14:06.000 Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez, everybody.

00:14:08.000 No, that's enough of that.

00:14:09.000 You guys come back in and save this here.

00:14:11.000 Save it.

00:14:11.000 Let's get rid of her.

00:14:13.000 There you go. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Oh, what a loser. 1.00

00:14:14.000 You were saying something about Cortez and her voice there. 1.00

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 What was I saying?

00:14:21.000 Because I had some of that cider. 0.99

00:14:23.000 Man, that was horrible what she did, talking to those black people like, Black people, go, you'll get them, girl! 1.00

00:14:28.000 Yeah! 0.99

00:14:29.000 Right? 0.84

00:14:30.000 It's like, she sees black people as like, Servants. 0.55

00:14:33.000 Servants.

00:14:34.000 Like, uh, what's his name?

00:14:35.000 Morgan Freeman on Driving Miss Daisy?

00:14:38.000 Miss Daisy, I'm gonna make me some water!

00:14:42.000 He's gonna make himself some water?

00:14:44.000 Yeah, whenever he had to go to the bathroom in that movie.

00:14:46.000 I loved that movie.

00:14:48.000 Come on, Miss States! 1.00

00:14:49.000 We're going to the stove!

00:14:52.000 The Piggly Wiggly.

00:14:54.000 Look, nobody there called her on it either.

00:14:56.000 Exactly what you heard.

00:14:57.000 You get them, girl, right? 0.98

00:14:58.000 And the other was like, come on!

00:14:59.000 Come on! 0.61

00:15:00.000 And she just kept going further and further into it and nobody said anything.

00:15:04.000 Why?

00:15:04.000 The only people that was upset was white people.

00:15:07.000 Really?

00:15:07.000 Who were there?

00:15:09.000 No, like, on social media.

00:15:10.000 Nobody black stood up and said anything. 1.00

00:15:13.000 I mean, but he pissed, like, legitimately pissed you guys off?

00:15:15.000 Yeah.

00:15:16.000 Yeah.

00:15:16.000 Right?

00:15:16.000 Was it just, like, because it's pandering?

00:15:18.000 Let me ask you this, because, you know... Disrespectfully.

00:15:20.000 Because your message should be the same for regardless of the group you're talking to.

00:15:23.000 Right, yeah.

00:15:24.000 She changed her voice, and I was like...

00:15:27.000 Let me ask you this, because, you know, my father, Darren, books the show.

00:15:31.000 Everyone else was afraid to book.

00:15:32.000 Most guests, surprise, wouldn't appear on the show when we first started.

00:15:35.000 So he often hangs out and takes you guys to lunch.

00:15:37.000 Does he ever slip into the black guy voice with you guys?

00:15:39.000 Because every now and then he does that with black people. 0.55

00:15:41.000 Like, hey, what's happening? 0.98

00:15:43.000 Nah, he kept getting whiter and whiter.

00:15:46.000 Like, this guy's alright.

00:15:47.000 He's got a strong message.

00:15:49.000 We call them places to healthy.

00:15:56.000 Panic! 0.82

00:15:57.000 That's about as white as you can get.

00:15:59.000 You guys loved it!

00:16:01.000 Gluten-free.

00:16:02.000 You have to be the whitest person in the world to eat gluten-free. 0.65

00:16:05.000 Hey, by the way, this week's trivia contest winner is Sophia Lazarus, who correctly answered that Ben Shapiro was a conservative I made uncomfortable by not wearing pants.

00:16:14.000 Before we move on to everything wrong with Ilan Omar, Which I should have probably mentioned in the outset.

00:16:20.000 Because people are going, what are you going to do?

00:16:21.000 And I think it's necessary to get him to Illinois.

00:16:23.000 But before that, obviously Game of Thrones this Sunday.

00:16:27.000 Apparently I'm supposed to do a review of the show, but we may be on the road doing a Change My Mind instead.

00:16:32.000 Everyone here watch Game of Thrones, you guys watch- I don't get it.

00:16:35.000 I've seen every single episode, I don't like the show.

00:16:36.000 You don't like the show?

00:16:38.000 No, I don't like the show at all.

00:16:38.000 Why not?

00:16:39.000 I think it's terrible writing.

00:16:40.000 No, I mean, tell me why you don't like the show. 0.94

00:16:42.000 Everything about the show is crappy. 0.95

00:16:43.000 Everything about the show is crappy.

00:16:45.000 When we were picking a scene to parody, we literally couldn't find a single scene to parody because nothing was iconic enough.

00:16:52.000 It's that dull.

00:16:54.000 There's no iconic dialogue.

00:16:55.000 Aside from some getting their head crushed, there's no iconic scenes.

00:16:58.000 Battle of the Bastards, there are three episodes.

00:17:01.000 Battle of the Bastards, Red Wedding, and the one where the White Walkers finally show up and they're at the coast.

00:17:05.000 Those were cool.

00:17:06.000 And the rest, here's the thing, I really want to like the show.

00:17:10.000 I really want to like the show.

00:17:11.000 Tens of millions of people, maybe even more than that, disagree with you.

00:17:16.000 Vehemently disagree with you.

00:17:17.000 Yeah, they also watch Transformers 5.

00:17:18.000 You know what?

00:17:18.000 That's true.

00:17:19.000 Are you guys watching at all?

00:17:21.000 Game of Thrones?

00:17:22.000 I got a joke in my show.

00:17:23.000 Oh, I can't give it away.

00:17:28.000 If you want to see the joke, go to a tour date which has yet to be announced because it had a cider.

00:17:33.000 It's on the website somewhere, we think.

00:17:35.000 Somewhere in Ohio this month.

00:17:39.000 I like shows that are in this kind of rough timepiece.

00:17:41.000 I know it's fictional, but it kind of portrays the time.

00:17:43.000 I enjoy that.

00:17:44.000 I think the writing is actually much better than you give it credit for.

00:17:47.000 I don't like the amount of sex that it has.

00:17:49.000 I don't like the amount of violence.

00:17:50.000 I couldn't care less.

00:17:53.000 No, it has nothing to do with the sex or the violence.

00:17:54.000 It's just so weak.

00:17:54.000 You didn't say it was.

00:17:55.000 I was giving my opinion.

00:17:56.000 Everything about it is weak.

00:17:58.000 It's not true!

00:17:59.000 I've seen every single episode.

00:18:00.000 Every single episode.

00:18:01.000 Fake news.

00:18:02.000 Fake news.

00:18:02.000 Okay?

00:18:02.000 We were just talking about this one.

00:18:04.000 The angry, short, lesbian girl. 1.00

00:18:06.000 She joins the assassins. 0.96

00:18:07.000 They don't have faces.

00:18:08.000 What are they called?

00:18:09.000 The Faceless Men. 0.91

00:18:10.000 They're called the Faceless Men!

00:18:12.000 You can't get any more creative!

00:18:13.000 I know!

00:18:14.000 They're the Faceless Men!

00:18:17.000 That's gold!

00:18:18.000 Great writing, George Martin!

00:18:20.000 It's obviously pretty good writing.

00:18:22.000 I think you're just being critical.

00:18:24.000 I think it gets a free pass, along with films like Lord of the Rings.

00:18:27.000 How does he get a free palette?

00:18:29.000 Because it's medieval, and people who play Dungeons and Dragons and want to fantasize about a life that they don't live like to feel as though this is cool.

00:18:35.000 I mean, I'm sitting there, and I'm watching Daenerys get chubbier as each season goes by, getting on dragons.

00:18:41.000 And she's, OK, hold on a second.

00:18:43.000 I don't like Daenerys. 0.99

00:18:44.000 She got ripped by Aquaman, and now she's traveling with dragons, and the midget is an alcoholic, and the guy with, I just, and this whole army of people have no balls. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Sounds like the inner cities. 0.99

00:18:54.000 You know nothing, Steven Crowder.

00:18:55.000 All right.

00:18:57.000 See, that's how weak the writing is.

00:18:59.000 The Game of Thrones.

00:19:00.000 You threw out a reference, and it's that unentertaining?

00:19:02.000 No, it's because you're confused!

00:19:04.000 You're confused to get into it.

00:19:05.000 You look at this.

00:19:06.000 You threw out a Game of Thrones reference in this entire room.

00:19:09.000 You could have heard a rat piss on cotton.

00:19:11.000 That's how unfunny it is.

00:19:12.000 I guarantee somebody laughed.

00:19:13.000 Alright, so some context. 0.87

00:19:15.000 Ilhan Omar is the worst. 0.97

00:19:17.000 The absolute worst. 0.93

00:19:18.000 She's the congresswoman from Minnesota, not to be confused with the other oddly named terrorist supporter, Rashida Tlaib, representative from Michigan. 0.87

00:19:26.000 A lot of people get that wrong, so I want to make sure that people understand that.

00:19:29.000 You guys are familiar with her, right? 0.61

00:19:31.000 Yeah, they're horrible. 0.95

00:19:33.000 They meaning these two women.

00:19:35.000 But while we're talking about not- not Tlaib, who are we talking about?

00:19:39.000 Omar.

00:19:40.000 Okay, I wanted to make sure.

00:19:40.000 That was a pop quiz to see if you were paying attention.

00:19:42.000 Did I pass?

00:19:43.000 She's a freshman congresswoman, hasn't really accomplished a whole lot, but you likely already know her name.

00:19:47.000 Why?

00:19:48.000 Because the media has been promoting this woman non-stop. 1.00

00:19:50.000 She's been on the cover of Time, Newsweek, Rolling Stone, New York Magazine.

00:19:54.000 So, she went on Colbert last night, where they discussed, they discussed quite a bit, but they mainly discussed the fallout.

00:19:59.000 Some of her recently, as she puts it, misconstrued, we'll get to that clip in a second, pro-terrorist, anti-Semitic comments, specifically the ones about 9-11.

00:20:07.000 Well, hear her say it.

00:20:09.000 You will have people come after minorities for things that they say they might have insinuated.

00:20:18.000 No, it's things you actually said.

00:20:22.000 People like the folks on Fox and Friends that actually say those words.

00:20:29.000 It's not about insinuation.

00:20:31.000 People make it their career to go after Fox and Friends.

00:20:34.000 It's amazing.

00:20:35.000 There's an entire site, Media Matters, that just, it is just a list, a laundry list of Fox and Friends got this wrong.

00:20:43.000 This is what they ate for lunch at the Fox, at the News Corp cafeteria.

00:20:46.000 This is one thing they always say, that you would never hear it about people on the right.

00:20:50.000 Well, no, you hear it all the time.

00:20:51.000 By the way, this is what you actually said.

00:20:55.000 Care was founded after 9-11.

00:20:59.000 Because they recognized that some people did something and that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties.

00:21:09.000 Someone did something.

00:21:12.000 That might be the biggest understatement I've ever heard.

00:21:16.000 Something went down.

00:21:18.000 She also, by the way, referred to the Pulse nightclub shooting as a simple misunderstanding. 0.54

00:21:21.000 Pearl Harbor as a whoopsie daisy and said the 93 World Trade Center bombing was nothing more than college hazing with a couple of kids and black cats. 0.98

00:21:28.000 That's not all that's wrong with her. 0.98

00:21:30.000 Let me give you just a few more reasons as to why she's awful. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Here's one.

00:21:33.000 She's anti-science.

00:21:35.000 OK?

00:21:35.000 And you hear this about the right all the time.

00:21:37.000 In February, the United States Powerlifting Association, they banned male to female transgenders from competing as women.

00:21:43.000 And it's so funny.

00:21:44.000 I have this from the story.

00:21:45.000 As though they need to cite this at all.

00:21:47.000 Citing men's biological advantages. 0.92

00:21:50.000 Everyone here is going to laugh.

00:21:51.000 It's like powerlifting.

00:21:52.000 They had to cite men's biological advantages. 0.99

00:21:55.000 It's almost like it's self-explanatory.

00:21:58.000 No.

00:21:59.000 Not to Ilhan Omar.

00:22:00.000 She sent an angry letter, okay, demanding the Minnesota Attorney General investigate the powerlifting organization.

00:22:06.000 What?

00:22:06.000 Stating...

00:22:07.000 What?!

00:22:07.000 The myth that trans women have a, quote, direct competitive advantage is not supported by medical science, and it continues to stoke fear and violence against one of the most at-risk communities in the world.

00:22:20.000 No advantage?!

00:22:21.000 Someone wants to have a word with you!

00:22:23.000 you. 0.84

00:22:33.000 He lived as a man until he was, I think, 32, and then decided to beat the hell out of women.

00:22:38.000 By the way, her quote, most at-risk people, yeah.

00:22:42.000 In Islamic countries around the world, they are the most at-risk people. 0.96

00:22:45.000 There's not a lot of people that look like me with boobs and a hairy chest in Islamic countries. 0.77

00:22:50.000 Second only to the at-risk people who the men beat the hell out of when they compete in combat. 0.60

00:22:56.000 You're talking about Fallon Fox there?

00:22:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:59.000 No, Omar didn't do that.

00:23:00.000 We have a lot of faults we can find with her, but I don't want to... But doesn't Omar have enough battles to fight?

00:23:05.000 She has to pick up the transgender movement? 1.00

00:23:07.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:23:08.000 This is what's so amazing to me.

00:23:10.000 Like, you're a United States representative.

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:12.000 And you decide that this is going to be the fight you're going to pick.

00:23:16.000 With the Minnesota Powerlifting Association.

00:23:20.000 And saying there's no direct competitive advantage, it's not supported by medical science.

00:23:24.000 And also, this is what they do, they say, it's not supported by medical science, you have to accept it wholesale.

00:23:28.000 And then they use the flip side with, if you don't accept climate change, science.

00:23:32.000 Meaning that the Kyoto Protocol.

00:23:35.000 Or the Paris Accord will actually fix China's emissions standards.

00:23:39.000 If you don't buy that, all of a sudden you're anti-science.

00:23:40.000 But then they say, it stokes fear and violence against one of the most... So here's what that means.

00:23:45.000 If you say, hold on a second, men who become women actually do have some biological advantages.

00:23:52.000 They are going to accuse you of committing a hate crime, a race crime.

00:23:56.000 Right, hate speech.

00:23:57.000 Because you are driving hatred toward the most at-risk community.

00:24:00.000 Really?

00:24:02.000 Actually, all I'm doing is saying that when you're a guy, you're a little stronger than when you're a girl.

00:24:05.000 Just a little bit.

00:24:06.000 Just a little bit.

00:24:07.000 Just saying.

00:24:07.000 Bone density, fast twitch muscle fibers, reaction time.

00:24:10.000 We're going to do a whole episode on that because now there have been so many trans people just beating the hell out of women in competitions. 1.00

00:24:16.000 It's the worst thing you can do for female athletes in the world is say, anybody who's a man that wants to compete as a woman now, we're going to break all of your records. 1.00

00:24:24.000 You're never going to win another medal again as long as you compete.

00:24:26.000 I'll tell you what, I hate to sit with the WNBA going on. 0.94

00:24:30.000 There's one person that can dunk, they'll be God, okay?

00:24:33.000 Here it comes, baby.

00:24:34.000 We go, yeah, yeah, we believe.

00:24:37.000 Here it comes, baby.

00:24:38.000 Bam! 0.98

00:24:40.000 Methinks Nike regrets doing that retirement jersey for Dwayne Wade so early.

00:24:46.000 Just give them a weave, they're none the wiser. 1.00

00:24:47.000 Now, next reason, they'll probably end up on the floor at a WNBA game, that or on a Spirit Airlines center aisle. 0.99

00:24:55.000 Here's another one.

00:24:56.000 She's an anti-Semite. 1.00

00:24:57.000 And by the way, she's not anti-Semite. 0.99

00:24:58.000 She just hates Jews, okay? 0.98

00:24:59.000 Omar says... I thought those were synonyms. 0.98

00:25:03.000 She hates Jews? 1.00

00:25:04.000 No, because anti-Semite can technically include Arabic, and I understand people who say they use it as cover, but you know what? 0.99

00:25:08.000 Let's just say she hates Jewish people. 0.97

00:25:10.000 She says the Jews have hypnotized the world. 1.00

00:25:12.000 The U.S. 0.93

00:25:13.000 is controlled by a cabal of wealthy Jews. 0.56

00:25:15.000 All classic anti-Jewish tropes.

00:25:16.000 And I know you're going to hear the left say, well, what about King?

00:25:19.000 OK, score one for you.

00:25:21.000 All right?

00:25:22.000 One.

00:25:22.000 Put that up in the score.

00:25:23.000 There's a difference between, I think, misspeaking, saying something stupid, or even saying something, maybe once, that could be a little earnestly racist or prejudiced coming from a blind spot. 0.99

00:25:23.000 Here's the thing. 0.99

00:25:34.000 Here's the one thing, too.

00:25:34.000 It's not just about misspeaking.

00:25:36.000 I think everyone, black or white, has probably said something that if you look back and say, you know what?

00:25:40.000 That was a little bit racist, and it came from ignorance, and doesn't mean hatred.

00:25:44.000 I don't think we should hang people for even that.

00:25:46.000 No, I definitely agree, and I've definitely done that before. 0.95

00:25:48.000 I said something one time that was kind of offensive to a person that I was with, and I was like, ah, crap, right after it.

00:25:53.000 I felt bad.

00:25:53.000 It was them yesterday!

00:25:54.000 They kicked your ass behind the dumpster! 1.00

00:25:56.000 Look, that's why I have a wig on. 1.00

00:25:57.000 They did a number on my head.

00:25:59.000 They did a dance on your head. 0.98

00:25:59.000 They did. 0.98

00:26:04.000 Anyway, the point is this happens on both sides, right, when people are in the public eye.

00:26:06.000 But here's, with Omar, she knows exactly what she's saying.

00:26:10.000 She repeatedly doubles down on it. 1.00

00:26:11.000 It's not a dog whistle.

00:26:12.000 We hear that term all the time, dog whistle.

00:26:14.000 No, she knows exactly what she's saying in the context in which she's saying it.

00:26:18.000 It's not a misspeak.

00:26:19.000 It's a worldview.

00:26:21.000 By the way, a worldview that comes directly from where?

00:26:24.000 Where?

00:26:24.000 Can anyone guess?

00:26:25.000 Where?

00:26:25.000 What?

00:26:26.000 The founder of the feast, Muhammad!

00:26:28.000 Yes, exactly.

00:26:29.000 Send your paintings at Ask Crowder.

00:26:31.000 Exactly.

00:26:32.000 Well, look, it seems like no matter what, Jews and Christians are always fair game.

00:26:35.000 Jews have been the most persecuted people in the history of mankind, right?

00:26:39.000 And you have somebody, and really no one else, Jews and Christians, if you say anything about any other group, You're immediately somebody who's either, hate speech, or like she said, you're picking on the most at-risk group of people in the world.

00:26:50.000 In the 1930s in the United States, we had tons of people that, not anti-Semitism, hated Jews.

00:26:55.000 That's a better way to say it, right?

00:26:57.000 In 1939, there was actually a poll that said only 39% of Americans thought that Jews should be treated like the rest of the people in the country. 0.66

00:27:04.000 The year before that, only 60%, or actually 60% thought that Jews were basically bad people, they were scheming, they were connivers, and that they controlled the money supply. 0.81

00:27:12.000 Sixty percent.

00:27:12.000 That's why when something like this happens, what she says about the Jews, you have to stand up and say, no, we're not going to go back to the place that we were.

00:27:20.000 It's too easy.

00:27:21.000 I think she saw the progress the Jewish people had made, and then she saw the Weinstein story as her opening.

00:27:28.000 He undid about three decades of good Jewish faith. 0.66

00:27:31.000 I mean, for the sake of politics, people are going to turn a blind eye and say, oh, it's OK to pick on Jews.

00:27:37.000 It's OK to just say that Israel's terrible. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Well, yeah, it's fine, right? 0.69

00:27:39.000 You guys know.

00:27:40.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:27:40.000 Farrakhan.

00:27:42.000 What's happening?

00:27:43.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:27:44.000 See, that was my dad.

00:27:45.000 I guess he's been on his best behavior with you.

00:27:47.000 And if you doubt any of this, by the way, when we're just talking about Jews, because I know there are going to be a couple of people out there in the comments section like, oh, I knew you were working for Benjamin Netanyahu.

00:27:57.000 Let me go to my next point.

00:27:58.000 She's actually pro-terrorist. 0.53

00:28:00.000 Before that, though, hit the notification bell because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.

00:28:03.000 They mean less than ever on YouTube.

00:28:05.000 Organic reach has gone down dramatically.

00:28:06.000 We don't know what's going on right now.

00:28:07.000 It's crazy.

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00:28:11.000 Give us a rating there.

00:28:11.000 Okay, here's the next reason.

00:28:12.000 She's actually pro-terrorist. 0.53

00:28:14.000 And I don't mean kinda sorta, she's literally proactively pro-terrorist.

00:28:21.000 She begged for compassion in ISIS sentencing, voted in support of life insurance payouts for terrorists.

00:28:27.000 If I'm not mistaken, I think it was after San Bernardino where she wanted to make sure that they still got what, they get what, I get mine Larry, but you killed The vote was 127 to 2.

00:28:37.000 She was one of the two.

00:28:40.000 The other guy thought there was an amendment on it that he didn't like, but the rest of the bill was fine.

00:28:45.000 Yeah, it was two who voted against it, and the first guy said, like, oh, hold on a second, I think this could be misconstrued.

00:28:49.000 They clarified it, and he said, oh, OK, I was wrong about that.

00:28:51.000 And she still said, no!

00:28:53.000 No!

00:28:54.000 Why?

00:28:54.000 Because Jews.

00:28:56.000 So, wait a minute. 0.99

00:28:57.000 A terrorist can go blow himself up, kill millions of, well, hundreds, maybe even thousands of people, and get paid in life insurance?

00:29:05.000 Pretty much.

00:29:05.000 Yes.

00:29:06.000 Well, you can put yourself in a situation.

00:29:07.000 San Bernardino.

00:29:08.000 Well, not anymore, but she wanted to make sure that they could.

00:29:10.000 She wanted him to?

00:29:11.000 Yes.

00:29:12.000 They were trying to pass a law that would ban that, that would put certain limits, that it was a terrorist action, and there was no life insurance policy for the insurance company to have to worry about, right?

00:29:20.000 And she said, no, you can't do that.

00:29:22.000 If he goes and shoots 27 people and they get shot by the cops, he died.

00:29:25.000 You have to pay out. 0.62

00:29:26.000 What?

00:29:27.000 That's what she was saying.

00:29:28.000 I remember when I saw my life insurance policy, if I killed myself within two years, I wouldn't get the money.

00:29:33.000 Well, I wouldn't get it.

00:29:34.000 My family wouldn't get it. 0.99

00:29:35.000 Well, no, you still wouldn't get it if you killed yourself. 0.99

00:29:37.000 But if you committed a terrorist action and the cops took you out, you're aces. 0.92

00:29:41.000 You're aces, yes.

00:29:43.000 Still good.

00:29:44.000 By the way, I'm not misusing literally.

00:29:48.000 Here's a clip.

00:29:49.000 She laughed literally about Hezbollah, Al-Qaeda, and she said, as we already said, we'll run the clip again because I think it's important that 9-11 was just something some people did.

00:29:56.000 Just here it is in totality.

00:29:59.000 The professor said Al-Qaeda.

00:30:01.000 He sort of, like, his shoulders went up and, you know.

00:30:04.000 Yeah, he's in command here.

00:30:05.000 Al-Qaeda, you know.

00:30:06.000 He's an expert.

00:30:08.000 It's just a few people burned in cages.

00:30:10.000 It was founded after 9-11.

00:30:13.000 Because they recognized that some people did something And that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties.

00:30:22.000 She also just sounds crazy.

00:30:24.000 Did something?

00:30:25.000 Who are you, Rafiki?

00:30:28.000 Did something?

00:30:32.000 I don't know!

00:30:35.000 What do you think they did?

00:30:36.000 Your guess is as good as mine!

00:30:40.000 Is that upspeak?

00:30:41.000 Yeah, she sounds like the Andy Kaufman character from Taxi. 0.55

00:30:46.000 No!

00:30:47.000 They did something?

00:30:48.000 Yeah, they blew up a bunch of people on a bus.

00:30:50.000 No!

00:30:54.000 She says after 9-11 they had to create C.A.R.E.

00:30:55.000 to protect them.

00:30:56.000 C.A.R.E.

00:30:56.000 is a designated terrorist organization, most notably, by the way, by the UAE, where they still have indentured servitude.

00:31:03.000 They have a little bit of experience with it.

00:31:04.000 By the way, just a clarification, C.A.R.E.

00:31:06.000 was started in 1994.

00:31:07.000 What did she say?

00:31:09.000 She said after 9-11.

00:31:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:12.000 So, you know, quite a few years.

00:31:13.000 We don't have enough time to go through all, but look into CARE, look into their ties to Hamas, funneling money to Hezbollah, look into their fake hate crimes that they've perpetrated, all of these hoaxes on the American people, and if you still aren't convinced, remember, this is the organization that brought you Clock Boy. 0.54

00:31:28.000 So, that should be... They helped Clock Boy try to sue Ben Shapiro!

00:31:34.000 What?

00:31:35.000 And lost!

00:31:37.000 That's care! 0.96

00:31:38.000 And funneled money to Hezbollah.

00:31:39.000 All right. 0.64

00:31:40.000 And here's the first reason why I think she's absolutely awful.

00:31:42.000 And this might surprise a lot of you.

00:31:43.000 So this next one, it's a little bit difficult for me to set up.

00:31:49.000 I don't know exactly how to frame it.

00:31:52.000 She married her brother.

00:31:53.000 Now, she actually married her brother.

00:31:56.000 Rip it off like a bandage.

00:31:57.000 Yes.

00:31:57.000 Just say it.

00:31:58.000 She began her political... Did you guys know this?

00:32:00.000 Yeah, I knew it.

00:32:01.000 Did you really know it?

00:32:02.000 Yeah, I really knew it. 0.99

00:32:03.000 She's horrible. 0.91

00:32:04.000 Yeah, it gets worse, though.

00:32:05.000 So, when she began local news outlets, they uncovered, early on in her political career, documents suggesting she might have married her brother, presumably to commit immigration fraud.

00:32:14.000 I think 2Q Maddie has some headlines here.

00:32:17.000 What?

00:32:18.000 Biological brother? 0.98

00:32:19.000 Well, yes.

00:32:21.000 Now, I say suggesting, don't do it, it's only gonna make me mad and I'm on a roll here.

00:32:25.000 I say suggesting she married her brother because it started with sources which uncovered her ex-husband's name on her marriage and divorce records, okay?

00:32:35.000 And they happen to be exactly the same as her brother.

00:32:38.000 Ahmed Nur Sed Elmi, I might not be pronouncing that correctly.

00:32:41.000 I don't care because America.

00:32:43.000 Now, some people may say that's just like John Smith over there.

00:32:46.000 That's why I say it could be suggesting.

00:32:47.000 We don't know.

00:32:48.000 I don't know.

00:32:49.000 Just like Silva in Brazil is like Smith.

00:32:51.000 But!

00:32:52.000 Now I'm gonna give you that one.

00:32:54.000 But if we continue on down the research trail, school records also confirm that the man she married was living in her father's house in high school.

00:33:03.000 Social media posts show the guy that she claims was her ex-husband now calls her children his nieces.

00:33:09.000 She refers to them as their uncle.

00:33:11.000 That's awkward.

00:33:12.000 That was like a big coincidence.

00:33:14.000 Who's your favorite uncle?

00:33:15.000 Papa?

00:33:16.000 I mean that's really...

00:33:18.000 She's the cool aunt and their mother.

00:33:19.000 Now, I consider it beyond the realm of suggestion, however.

00:33:25.000 All of this, I encourage you to research it.

00:33:26.000 Go hit the sources that are listed on the page here.

00:33:30.000 And for people complaining, why didn't you just put it in the description?

00:33:31.000 It would be too long.

00:33:32.000 You can see the sources right there on the screen.

00:33:33.000 Just hit rewind, hit pause.

00:33:35.000 I do consider it beyond the realm of suggestion, however, when you take into account that her brother's high school enrollment records list his date of birth, April 4, 1985.

00:33:44.000 OK?

00:33:44.000 OK.

00:33:47.000 Anyone want to guess the birth date of her ex-husband according to official marriage documents and divorce proceedings?

00:33:51.000 What is it?

00:33:52.000 What is it?

00:33:56.000 April 4th, 1985!

00:33:58.000 Oh my gosh!

00:33:59.000 So please, if you find this too outlandish to be true, I encourage you to look at the evidence for yourself.

00:34:05.000 It doesn't look good.

00:34:07.000 The story broke, the guy deleted all of his media accounts, and her response, I remember her official statement, she denied it, and she said a difficult part of my personal history that I did not consider relevant in the context of a political campaign.

00:34:18.000 She said the insinuations that he's my brother are absurd and offensive.

00:34:22.000 Okay!

00:34:23.000 He is your brother.

00:34:24.000 How about any proof?

00:34:25.000 How about a shred of proof?

00:34:26.000 I mean, if people are saying you're banging your brother, wouldn't you offer any proof? 0.98

00:34:31.000 Just trot out your non-brother husband and shut everybody up. 1.00

00:34:35.000 Easy. 0.94

00:34:36.000 Now, is it possible?

00:34:39.000 Because I have to, in the spirit of fairness, is it possible that she just married a man who happened to have the exact same name as her brother, happened to have the exact same birthday as her brother, happened to live in the exact same house as both her and her brother, and did not be her brother? 0.99

00:34:54.000 If I had an eight ball, it'd say, you're retarded. 1.00

00:34:58.000 it. It is unbelievable. That's worse than banging the goats. 1.00

00:35:04.000 But it is in line with it.

00:35:07.000 Which, by the way, we don't know what her brother's up to today.

00:35:09.000 He deleted his social media.

00:35:11.000 I wonder why.

00:35:11.000 Both of those could be included in this story.

00:35:13.000 We have no idea.

00:35:14.000 And it's a crime.

00:35:15.000 If she used it for immigration purposes, it's absolutely a crime. 0.75

00:35:20.000 I'm less concerned with that as I am with children with webbed toes.

00:35:23.000 Yes!

00:35:25.000 This is like Arkansas.

00:35:26.000 We do that here.

00:35:26.000 Sorry.

00:35:28.000 AOC Press, the Twitter account AOC Press is really funny.

00:35:31.000 Sometimes they post something.

00:35:32.000 That's why I have to say that.

00:35:32.000 I didn't say this.

00:35:34.000 It's really interesting that she can post a picture of her husband on National Siblings Day.

00:35:42.000 I thought that was pretty good.

00:35:43.000 I was like, OK.

00:35:44.000 This is what bothers me most about Omar, OK?

00:35:47.000 Now, I'm not doing the Judge Jeanine thing, saying, you wear a hijab?

00:35:49.000 Does that mean you follow Sharia law?

00:35:52.000 Do you hate America?

00:35:53.000 But here's the thing.

00:35:53.000 No, no.

00:35:54.000 If you look at the totality of the policies that she supports, if you look at the organizations she supports, these organizations, by and large, support countries that implement Sharia law.

00:36:01.000 Or they've outright talked about having Sharia law, Sharia courts.

00:36:04.000 Sharia law is 100% irreconcilable with the Constitution, OK? 0.93

00:36:09.000 And by the way, all of these problems that we're bringing up Brothers, aiding the Jews, being pro-terrorism, they're all congruent with Mohammed's teachings. 0.97

00:36:18.000 That's the issue. 0.54

00:36:18.000 What really bothers me, though, I think most about Ilhan Omar is how much this showcases, it's actually a blessing, I guess, how much it showcases the left's hypocrisy. 0.54

00:36:25.000 Let me paint for you.

00:36:27.000 Okay, let me paint for you, just to try and drive the point home here, if I could, for a moment, alright?

00:36:31.000 Put on your imagination cap. 0.98

00:36:33.000 A United States congressman came from the hills of West Virginia, who just hates how all them Jews ruin everything, the Jews control all the banks, the Jews control the entertainment system, and he bangs his sister. 1.00

00:36:45.000 He'd be mocked and booted before Colbert's opening monologue. 0.97

00:36:48.000 That guy is Ilan Omar!

00:36:51.000 He is Omar!

00:36:53.000 She just happens to be brown and Muslim. 0.97

00:36:55.000 There you go. 0.74

00:36:56.000 We have Gavin McInnes.

00:36:57.000 What are you going to say real quick?

00:36:58.000 I like the guy from West Virginia better.

00:37:01.000 I like that guy.

00:37:02.000 Hodgetwinstour.com.

00:37:03.000 We have Gavin McInnes coming right up.

00:37:04.000 Yes!

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00:37:38.000 That's right.

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00:39:26.000 I'm not entirely sure, is that cultural appropriation for Pogo to do that?

00:39:44.000 I'm not sure.

00:39:45.000 I don't know.

00:39:46.000 I don't know.

00:39:46.000 I don't know what constitutes cultural appropriation.

00:39:48.000 If you're just taking a beat?

00:39:49.000 If you're sampling?

00:39:51.000 I have no idea.

00:39:52.000 Maybe our next guest can answer the question for us.

00:39:53.000 You know him.

00:39:54.000 You love him.

00:39:54.000 It's been a while.

00:39:55.000 It hasn't been that long.

00:39:55.000 It's been about a month, month and a half since he's been on the program.

00:39:57.000 You can go to DefendGavin.com as well as NoHate.com with Miles McInnes.

00:40:03.000 But right now, today, we have Gavin McInnes.

00:40:05.000 How are you, sir?

00:40:06.000 I'm good.

00:40:07.000 You know, it's a trip.

00:40:08.000 When I was told, hey, uh, you want to be on Crowder's show, I go, I can't be on Crowder's show.

00:40:13.000 I'm watching Crowder's show right now.

00:40:15.000 And then they go, well, just turn on the camera and then you can be on the show that you were just watching.

00:40:19.000 And I'm like, whoa.

00:40:22.000 And now I am watching it as well, which is wildly uncomfortable.

00:40:26.000 So you're watching me, watching you.

00:40:29.000 Uh-huh.

00:40:30.000 There is nothing we can do.

00:40:33.000 Watching me, watching you.

00:40:35.000 Uh-huh.

00:40:36.000 Okay.

00:40:37.000 All right.

00:40:37.000 I see where this is going, except not really.

00:40:41.000 Seems to me like you have some new technology, new TriCaster technology that you're just futzing around with over there.

00:40:46.000 Very confused.

00:40:47.000 Technology more like.

00:40:50.000 Oh, well, I don't know how I feel about this.

00:40:51.000 Are you from Cats?

00:40:52.000 What's going on with your ensemble?

00:40:55.000 This is one of the characters from Game of Thrones, apparently.

00:40:57.000 I've seen every episode and I'm very ashamed.

00:40:59.000 If you were a Game of Thrones character, Gavin, who would you be?

00:41:02.000 I'd probably be the midget, because I'm short. 0.90

00:41:06.000 Okay, I guess that's it.

00:41:08.000 I thought you were being cats because in the new Cats musical they're making it to scale so buildings are gonna be super huge and you know the door will be gigantic and stuff like it is for cats.

00:41:20.000 That sounds wildly expensive and sounds like it could be a worse disaster than Spider-Man on Broadway.

00:41:25.000 Remember that when it was opening weekend and the guy just fell and broke his back?

00:41:28.000 Yeah, people kept dying.

00:41:31.000 They wanted to make it just like Spider-Man, so they sent actors flying over the audience, and people kept getting broken legs and spina bifida, and some chick got AIDS when a guy cut himself, and eventually they had to shut it down.

00:41:43.000 That sounds like Spider-Man meets Rent.

00:41:46.000 Gavin, what is going on?

00:41:48.000 Or Cats, I don't know, I assume there are dirty needles around the green room somewhere in either one of those productions.

00:41:53.000 Can you give us any status update on what's going on with your lawsuit against the Southern Poverty Law Center?

00:41:59.000 It's amazing going through all these court documents and reading all your jokes out of context.

00:42:04.000 Like, they didn't include my introduction to naked fart yoga on nohate.com.

00:42:11.000 They didn't include how to fight a baby or my autobiography, How to Piss in Public. 0.88

00:42:16.000 But they have all this really serious jargon, like, and then he called Asians rice balls.

00:42:22.000 And I'm reading it going, Has it occurred to you that that person was kidding when they said rice balls?

00:42:28.000 Let's try this, your honor.

00:42:30.000 Can you tell me of another human on earth in 2019 or any surrounding year Who would use that in a serious way? 0.99

00:42:38.000 These damn rice balls are coming in here, taking our job. 1.00

00:42:41.000 It's not used in that context. 1.00

00:42:43.000 It was obviously a joke.

00:42:45.000 It may be if there were an uncle who were racist, but didn't know how to use pointed racist language.

00:42:50.000 You know what I mean?

00:42:51.000 Yeah, back in my day, we called them rice balls.

00:42:54.000 And the people of color, we called them, uh, colored people.

00:43:00.000 Maybe, you know, I could see it. 0.55

00:43:02.000 An Asian immigrant who decided that he was just going to become an anti-Asian racist.

00:43:08.000 And he was like, we come here.

00:43:10.000 I don't want me to come here.

00:43:12.000 I'm so mad at all rice balls.

00:43:14.000 We are rice balls. 0.97

00:43:16.000 You're a rice ball. 0.84

00:43:17.000 You're a rice ball. 0.98

00:43:20.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 0.99

00:43:22.000 You, rice ball, no spit for me, rice ball! 1.00

00:43:25.000 That's in your creation, okay? 1.00

00:43:27.000 Shut it! 1.00

00:43:28.000 Alright, yeah, pretty much, that sounds about right.

00:43:30.000 So, do you have any jokes that you've made that worry you most?

00:43:33.000 Do you welcome the day in court where you can talk about these things in front of a judge?

00:43:37.000 Or do you go, ooh, yeah, that one out of context could be troubling?

00:43:42.000 No, I think I heard, was it Zach Galifianakis?

00:43:45.000 This one, you may have to beep this, but Zach Galifianakis said, I didn't know s*** was a derogatory term for, I don't know if this is Zach Galifianakis, by the way, but I can't remember who said this joke, but they go, I didn't know s*** was a derogatory term for Asians, and I was skiing, and I was like, hey, do you want to hit the slopes? 0.89

00:44:02.000 And these two s*** got super mad at me. 0.99

00:44:05.000 That's very much like a joke that Sarah Silverman used to make until she slammed the doors behind her and said, now you can't use the word gay. 0.98

00:44:13.000 Hey, a couple of things since you were last on.

00:44:16.000 What's it been like for you now that we know there's no Russia collusion?

00:44:20.000 And then I wanted to get into the Candace Owens controversy from yesterday because I'm sure you have some opinions.

00:44:24.000 Ooh, that's juicy stuff.

00:44:26.000 Well, the Russian collusion thing Has not wavered.

00:44:30.000 Have you noticed this?

00:44:31.000 Right.

00:44:31.000 Stephen Colbert says, it's time to get our hopes back again, hopes back up again.

00:44:36.000 Rachel Maddow goes, I hope you enjoyed your victory lap, meaning now that we are going at the ACLU is threatened to sue to get 100% of the report, which doesn't exist in law.

00:44:49.000 We can't be outing witnesses.

00:44:50.000 You have a, there's no such thing as a 0% redacted report, but that's what they've demanded or they're going to sue.

00:44:56.000 Right.

00:44:57.000 So I think the left, it's sort of like these doomsday cults where they go, the world's going to end on August 19th.

00:45:02.000 And then on August 20th, you go, wow, you guys must be bombed out.

00:45:05.000 And they go, no, now there's more members.

00:45:08.000 Now we're more devoted to the cause.

00:45:10.000 More obsessed with Russia than ever. 0.72

00:45:10.000 Yeah. 0.72

00:45:12.000 Now we're really invested in our leader being a foreign agent.

00:45:16.000 That will be a big, big W for us.

00:45:19.000 No, I think that's a good point.

00:45:21.000 And the redactions, yeah, I think a lot of people understand how this works.

00:45:25.000 And it's always ironic to me, I've been watching the West Wing lately, again on Netflix.

00:45:28.000 And of course, this is where you always see the altruistic journalists that only exist in programs like this.

00:45:32.000 The left is always obsessed, like BuzzFeed, like most of the original Russia stories, right? 0.99

00:45:37.000 Trump pissing, watching prostitutes pissing on furniture. 1.00

00:45:40.000 I don't remember, the story became convoluted. 0.99

00:45:41.000 But they always say, well, it's very important that I protect my sources.

00:45:45.000 Release the full report!

00:45:49.000 All redacted means is that the copy you're seeing isn't 100% the same as the first draft.

00:45:55.000 And you know, if they release the full report, that missing sentence, that missing one line, that missing tiny word is going to be where all the collusion is hiding.

00:46:05.000 Right. 0.99

00:46:06.000 They are so, and it's linked to the Candace Owens thing, because it's about this myopic obsession So your stupid theory is that there's Nazis everywhere, lying behind every corner, and that Trump worked with Russia, and Trump's a white supremacist. 0.99

00:46:22.000 And that's my theory, and I don't want to hear anything else. 0.99

00:46:25.000 And you go, where's your proof?

00:46:26.000 Well, Candace Owens said Hitler wanted to make Germany great.

00:46:32.000 So Hitler was great? 1.00

00:46:33.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:46:34.000 What?

00:46:35.000 Right, yeah.

00:46:35.000 No, that's not what she said at all.

00:46:37.000 Also leaves out a big piece of the pie in that the Russians were not necessarily huge fans of the Nazis.

00:46:42.000 Quite a few people lost their lives in that little scuffle going on there.

00:46:46.000 No, it is, if there's going to be anything redacted, you know, this is one of, it's like, do you not see that the left, this is lost in them?

00:46:53.000 It's like, listen, You are the people who talk about alt-right trolls doxing.

00:46:58.000 We have to redact some information to protect the privacy of people because we're concerned.

00:47:02.000 Remember, again, you're the ones who wanted to kill kids in MAGA hats, right?

00:47:07.000 So I think it's a reasonable concern.

00:47:10.000 As with all legal documents in the history of law, that's how it works, folks.

00:47:17.000 Has this been the case with your ongoing suit with the SPLC?

00:47:21.000 And where can people go to find more updates on this?

00:47:24.000 DefendGavin.com has all the updates.

00:47:25.000 They had a motion to dismiss.

00:47:28.000 Tons of other people are getting involved.

00:47:29.000 We've got on DefendGavin.com, we have well over 6,000 different people contributing to this case.

00:47:36.000 And I think that is scarier to the SPLC than the money.

00:47:40.000 Because money is just rich guys writing checks.

00:47:42.000 But when there's that many people involved, and I've been told from insiders that this house of cards is crumbling.

00:47:49.000 I think they're outraged.

00:47:50.000 That their net has expanded so far.

00:47:53.000 So there are hard-working people at the SPLC with their nose to the grindstone.

00:47:57.000 And then they get a complaint coming in.

00:47:59.000 What's this?

00:47:59.000 Then they read it and go, what the hell are we doing here?

00:48:03.000 We're persecuting the Knights of Columbus.

00:48:06.000 They're an extremist group.

00:48:07.000 People are going to jail.

00:48:08.000 We're infiltrating social media.

00:48:11.000 Why are we talking about racism and sexism all the time?

00:48:13.000 Morris Dees can't keep his paws off me every time I'm at my desk.

00:48:18.000 So Richard Cohen goes, he's the president, he goes, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, we're fixing everything.

00:48:22.000 Gavin is the worst guy in the world. 1.00

00:48:24.000 He's racist and sexist. 1.00

00:48:25.000 We're going to get rid of him. 1.00

00:48:26.000 And Morris Deeds, you're right.

00:48:28.000 You're right. 0.99

00:48:29.000 He is racist and sexist. 0.97

00:48:31.000 His behavior is not part of our culture. 0.98

00:48:33.000 It's not what we pride ourselves on.

00:48:35.000 So he's gone.

00:48:36.000 So they fire him. 0.97

00:48:37.000 And then people go, well, you're kind of corrupt, too.

00:48:40.000 I mean, you and the head of legal here, you don't seem to know what you're doing.

00:48:43.000 And they go, that's why we're quitting.

00:48:47.000 Me and Rhonda Brownstein, the head of legal, we're both quitting.

00:48:51.000 And we have a black woman taking our place. 1.00

00:48:53.000 The black woman's gonna take over now. 1.00

00:48:55.000 Now are we cool? 1.00

00:48:58.000 I think what you're saying is you just need to hire a black female lawyer, preferably one who's transgender with rickets. 1.00

00:49:06.000 I identify as exactly that. 0.97

00:49:07.000 I don't know how you knew.

00:49:08.000 I guess you could sense... I just... I figured you get all the Trump cards if you bring a disabled, transgender, woman of color with rickets in there. 1.00

00:49:16.000 Some disease that should be eradicated, you know, by vaccines or vitamin D. 0.99

00:49:22.000 They keep reiterating their own racism and sexism, too.

00:49:24.000 Like, they got this woman in, and there's SPLC employees. 0.99

00:49:28.000 They have all these bloggers going, this seems like a great direction for the SPLC.

00:49:33.000 And they just show a picture of her face.

00:49:34.000 They don't say anything about her policies, anything about her experience.

00:49:38.000 They just show her gender and her race.

00:49:41.000 And they go, you see?

00:49:42.000 We're really doing a good job.

00:49:43.000 And it's a stark contrast.

00:49:46.000 It's a stark contrast to what happened with Candace Owens yesterday.

00:49:48.000 And we talked about this yesterday with the Hodgetwins.

00:49:50.000 You know, I don't agree with necessarily everything that she said.

00:49:52.000 And I think anytime you draw any sort of a positive comparison or analogy with Hitler, it's politically ill-advised.

00:50:00.000 But do we really think for any second there that people sitting there on that committee believe that she supports Hitler's genocide against the Jews?

00:50:08.000 Do you really think anyone believes that?

00:50:09.000 You can say she misspoke.

00:50:10.000 You can say maybe it was an inarticulate comment.

00:50:12.000 You can say maybe it was distasteful.

00:50:14.000 But do you really think she supports the death of six million Jews?

00:50:19.000 Let's comb through the entire continent from top to bottom and ask every single individual about Hitler and try to find one person who goes, I think you did a pretty good job. 0.75

00:50:33.000 I like him.

00:50:33.000 I think he's a good guy.

00:50:35.000 You could scour the whole continent with whale's teeth, find filament, go through.

00:50:41.000 You might find, like, four freaks, and they're not going to be articulate and successful like Candace Owens. 0.97

00:50:48.000 They're going to be morbidly obese with type 2 diabetes, a strange sort of festering corn on his foot, and a tick.

00:50:55.000 Or they could be one of our fine representatives from the great state of Minnesota.

00:51:00.000 You want some of this beer, by the way?

00:51:02.000 You know what, Leo?

00:51:04.000 Everything's in reverse.

00:51:05.000 All right, there we go.

00:51:06.000 Give me a little bit.

00:51:07.000 I'm going the wrong way now.

00:51:09.000 This is going off the rails.

00:51:11.000 No, that actually did happen.

00:51:14.000 For people listening on audio, you're going to have to go watch this.

00:51:16.000 This is so confusing.

00:51:18.000 When we were shooting a video, we were shooting in Texas and we had a sign.

00:51:27.000 I had a sign that said, not a Nazi, because we had this teacher, Professor Charles Hermes, who repeatedly referred to me as a Nazi.

00:51:34.000 And as I was taping this stand up, this Muslim guy drove by and said, What? 1.00

00:51:39.000 Are you badmouthing Hitler?

00:51:40.000 Greatest guy ever, man!

00:51:44.000 And drove off, so I think maybe you might find more than you bargained for if you peel back some curtains in Dearborn.

00:51:51.000 Well, he did laugh his head off, though.

00:51:54.000 No, he seemed pretty serious.

00:51:55.000 It was more of a maniacal laugh than a sarcastic laugh.

00:51:58.000 It wasn't like, ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding, bro!

00:52:01.000 It was more like, ha ha ha ha ha ha, Jews. 0.93

00:52:04.000 That kind of thing.

00:52:05.000 The SPLC is totally devoted to finding homophobia, sexism, racism, any kind of super-religious dogmatism, extremism, and you show them Islam and they go, excuse me, move, move.

00:52:19.000 By the way, that guy is being held at a party while playing beer pong.

00:52:23.000 Wait, no, not him.

00:52:24.000 His pug.

00:52:25.000 His pug.

00:52:25.000 It's enough.

00:52:26.000 Get out, Miss Omar. 1.00

00:52:27.000 Just let's go for the pug. 1.00

00:52:30.000 All right.

00:52:30.000 We have to get going here, Mr. McInnes.

00:52:32.000 It is DefendGavin.com and anywhere else that you want to direct people here as they can follow your ongoing battle with the SPLC.

00:52:40.000 Another thing I'd love people to check out is IMDB.com.

00:52:44.000 It's got a huge list of millions of movies.

00:52:46.000 You can see the cast of who was in the movie, box office.

00:52:49.000 There's also the parental guide, if you're not sure if your kids want to watch it or not.

00:52:53.000 They got Animal House there.

00:52:54.000 They just got a whole bunch of new releases on there.

00:52:57.000 And it's like rotten tomatoes, but not as fun.

00:53:00.000 Yes, it is a very valuable resource, and I appreciate you bringing it to our attention.

00:53:04.000 Defend Gavis.

00:53:05.000 Defend Gavis?

00:53:06.000 DefendGavin.com.

00:53:08.000 Gavin McInnes, thank you for being here.

00:53:11.000 Look, I gotta laugh.

00:53:12.000 I finally stopped being cheap.

00:53:13.000 Alright, we gotta go.

00:53:14.000 This is enough.

00:53:15.000 That's enough.

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00:54:30.000 They're all Walthers, who are a wonderful sponsor to this program.

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00:54:35.000 And listen, there are a lot of good firearms out there.

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00:54:39.000 I personally think that Walthers are the best that you can purchase.

00:54:43.000 But at that point, it's like a Mercedes, BMW, Saab.

00:54:47.000 If this were 1993, I don't know. 0.92

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00:54:52.000 So our challenge to you is if you're looking to purchase a firearm, just try the Walther. 0.96

00:54:57.000 That's it.

00:54:57.000 Go to your local range, ask about it, try all the different firearms, and let us know what you think.

00:55:03.000 Try the water.

00:55:04.000 Oh, no.

00:55:05.000 Yeah.

00:55:31.000 That's called the Eric and Jon Snow thought.

00:55:49.000 This'll be cool.

00:55:51.000 I'll jump in the lake with my cape.

00:55:54.000 And then he waterboarded himself.

00:55:56.000 I was in shackles.

00:55:57.000 I was drowning.

00:55:58.000 Unbeknownst to him, why I should say beforehand, after he waterboarded himself, was very be-knownced.

00:56:02.000 Oh.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, he was be-knownced.

00:56:04.000 He knew.

00:56:06.000 Hodgetwinstwix.com.

00:56:07.000 We have some Change My Minds coming up here pretty soon.

00:56:11.000 Still not sold on the Game of Thrones review and thanks so much to Gavin McGinnis.

00:56:14.000 I don't know, we have a ton of stuff going on.

00:56:16.000 I'm so tired of these wigs of effort we put in for you guys.

00:56:23.000 The headphone pressed one of these hairs into my ear, and it was like a metal wire, like a wire coat hanger.

00:56:29.000 I put it there.

00:56:29.000 Going in.

00:56:31.000 All right, so this is one of the closing segment, which is the reason some of you are here, and the reason some of you tune out.

00:56:36.000 All right, that's fair.

00:56:38.000 I still appreciate both of you being here.

00:56:40.000 So with YouTube's new algorithms, who knows how long you will be here.

00:56:43.000 I'm going to offer some advice here, which may seem more reckless than usual.

00:56:47.000 And I know that before I say it, some of you will hear it and say, Steven, doesn't this fly in the face of everything else you've told us as far as being disciplined, working smart, all of that?

00:56:54.000 No, let me explain something here.

00:56:56.000 The fundamentals never change, okay?

00:56:58.000 So if ever I layer something new on top of what we've discussed, know the fundamentals, discipline, honesty, goals, measurable progress, consistency, all of those things are most important.

00:57:07.000 Like I said, I've said this before, working smarter, not necessarily harder.

00:57:11.000 Always leaving the hard option on the table, though.

00:57:13.000 Always leaving that hard door open.

00:57:16.000 But any advice that someone gives you can't help you unless you're doing the fundamentals.

00:57:21.000 The day-to-day, when no one is looking, stays the same.

00:57:23.000 We're talking about extraneous circumstances here.

00:57:26.000 We often talk about becoming the kind of man, woman, person, Z, you want to be.

00:57:31.000 But let me start with something else here.

00:57:33.000 Let me start with the kind of man, because I'm a man, we'll just continue with man, I know there are women watching. 1.00

00:57:37.000 Let me start with the kind of man you don't want to be.

00:57:42.000 Don't be the man where something comes up.

00:57:47.000 Not only is that the kind of man you don't want to be, it's the kind of man no one else wants you to be.

00:57:52.000 What do I mean by that, something comes up?

00:57:54.000 Okay, let me ask you, how many of us know this person?

00:57:57.000 Could be a family member, could be a friend, could be an employer, employee, someone you work with, I don't know.

00:58:02.000 Someone whom you're relying on for something, doesn't matter what it is.

00:58:06.000 And, ah, man, something came up.

00:58:08.000 They're always late.

00:58:10.000 They don't come through on their promises.

00:58:12.000 They hand in their work late.

00:58:13.000 Plans get cancelled.

00:58:15.000 You have that person in your head?

00:58:17.000 Take a second.

00:58:18.000 Okay, now, let me ask you.

00:58:20.000 Do you admire that person?

00:58:21.000 Do you respect that person?

00:58:25.000 Don't be that person. 0.64

00:58:26.000 And I say this because I know that you're probably thinking of someone who's a real deadbeat, maybe a complete dirtbag, but guess what?

00:58:32.000 You do it too.

00:58:33.000 I do.

00:58:34.000 We all do.

00:58:35.000 The only difference between you and this person you're thinking of right now is that the something-came-up guy did it one too many times and it became a way of life.

00:58:43.000 Now, we often talk about making excuses.

00:58:46.000 We hear that a lot.

00:58:46.000 But here's the thing.

00:58:47.000 Think of anything you need to accomplish or that you seek to accomplish right now.

00:58:52.000 You don't need to make an excuse to not do it.

00:58:55.000 There's almost always a valid reason for it not to be completed.

00:58:59.000 That's why I hate the term making excuses.

00:59:01.000 How often have you told someone that they're making excuses and they come back with, well, it's true! 0.66

00:59:06.000 And guess what?

00:59:08.000 They're right.

00:59:09.000 There actually was traffic.

00:59:11.000 The printer did run out of ink.

00:59:13.000 They actually did get caught up on a work call they couldn't get out of.

00:59:15.000 People don't make excuses.

00:59:17.000 People take an out.

00:59:19.000 And that's why they get so indignant when you tell them that they're making excuses.

00:59:22.000 Because in their mind, they justify it.

00:59:24.000 And in reality, they're not technically wrong.

00:59:27.000 But you're upset because of your expectations of them.

00:59:30.000 My point is this.

00:59:31.000 The only difference between you and that person is how many times you've done it.

00:59:35.000 And you know what?

00:59:36.000 If you keep that in check, and you stay in line with all the fundamentals we've talked about, sometimes you do have to throw.

00:59:42.000 This is why I said this advice might seem reckless.

00:59:44.000 Sometimes you do have to throw caution to the wind, and be the guy who just bulldozes the somethings that come up.

00:59:51.000 There's always going to be something that comes up, and another, and another, and another, until you find yourself boxed in.

00:59:58.000 I want to see more people just bulldozing them.

01:00:00.000 Pick an obstacle.

01:00:01.000 Really, this is a challenge right now.

01:00:02.000 Pick an obstacle that's been holding you back.

01:00:04.000 Pick a fear.

01:00:05.000 Pick something that's come up, right now.

01:00:08.000 Go blow past it.

01:00:10.000 And I know some of you are saying, it's not that simple.

01:00:12.000 You know what?

01:00:14.000 Sometimes it is.

01:00:16.000 Think of when you were a kid.

01:00:17.000 I remember when we used to get into the lake or the pool in Canada.

01:00:19.000 It was really cold.

01:00:20.000 First dip of the season.

01:00:20.000 And I can remember dipping my toe in, working myself up, pacing back and forth.

01:00:24.000 And I remember with my brother, we'd say, one, two, three, go!

01:00:30.000 And neither one of us jumped in.

01:00:32.000 We'd do it maybe 15 times, three, go!

01:00:35.000 Until finally, one of us jumped in on three.

01:00:39.000 But what was the difference?

01:00:41.000 What changed between the first 14 times and the 15th?

01:00:44.000 Nothing but my resolve.

01:00:46.000 It was the same problem.

01:00:47.000 It was the same barrier to entry.

01:00:49.000 The water hadn't gotten any warmer.

01:00:51.000 I just decided that I was going to jump.

01:00:53.000 Now take that and apply it to a situation of actual consequence in life.

01:00:57.000 How much wasted time Could that be because something came up?

01:01:02.000 How many count to threes before you jump in?

01:01:04.000 Could be years.

01:01:06.000 And the only thing that's going to change for you to accomplish what you need to do is your resolve.

01:01:12.000 Just bulldoze the obstacle.

01:01:14.000 Fix your resolve. 0.76

01:01:15.000 Bite down on the mouth guard. 0.99

01:01:16.000 Tuck your chin.

01:01:17.000 Swing!

01:01:18.000 And yeah, listen, I get it.

01:01:19.000 Some of you are going to have a harder time doing this than others.

01:01:22.000 You might be at a more difficult point in your life.

01:01:24.000 A lot of it depends on how long you've been letting this go on.

01:01:27.000 Who cares?

01:01:29.000 Right now, bulldoze the obstacle.

01:01:31.000 Brush off the something came up.

01:01:33.000 Don't be that guy.

01:01:34.000 And I say guy because I'm a man.

01:01:36.000 You know what?

01:01:36.000 Women don't want a man who when the rubber meets the road, something came up.

01:01:41.000 Employees don't want a boss who when it comes time for paychecks, something came up.

01:01:46.000 Bosses don't want employees who when things are... Something came up.

01:01:48.000 The world, the life you want for yourself does not reward the man or the person who when it comes to fulfilling your purpose, something came up.

01:01:58.000 So the challenge this week is really simple.

01:02:00.000 What do you want for your life?

01:02:02.000 Think specifically of that something that's come up.

01:02:05.000 Alright?

01:02:06.000 Think of what you want.

01:02:07.000 Think of something that's stopped you from accomplishing.

01:02:11.000 Got it?

01:02:12.000 Take a second.

01:02:12.000 Pause it if you need to.

01:02:15.000 Now bulldoze it.

01:02:16.000 Period.

01:02:18.000 Don't be the something-came-up guy.

01:02:20.000 The world doesn't need any more of him.

Louder with Crowder - April 12, 2019

#463 ILHAN OMAR IS EVIL! | Gavin McInnes and Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder

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