Louder with Crowder - April 19, 2019


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1 hour and 4 minutes

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11,389

Sentence count

915

Harmful content

Misogyny

27

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Toxicity

111

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Hate speech

40

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Joe Biden is a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space. It s time for someone to step up to the plate and do something about it, and that someone is none other than Joe Biden himself. The question is, who will do it?

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00:01:42.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
00:01:45.000 A physically inappropriate politician.
00:01:47.000 He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.
00:01:51.000 Reeks havoc on the lives of his voters.
00:01:56.000 At first I thought it was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing me.
00:02:03.000 This Joe Biden was clearly out of control, and it was time for someone to do something about it.
00:02:09.000 Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with
00:02:19.000 a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.
00:02:23.000 Hey, Corner Black! 0.97
00:02:24.000 What seems to be the problem?
00:02:26.000 Well, it's Joe Biden here.
00:02:27.000 He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.
00:02:29.000 It's a real problem.
00:02:31.000 I've done everything.
00:02:32.000 I don't know what to do.
00:02:33.000 Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.
00:02:37.000 You're giving off that energy and you actually encouraged that behavior.
00:02:42.000 I encouraged it?
00:02:43.000 That's right.
00:02:44.000 Okay.
00:02:44.000 Oh, what do I do?
00:02:46.000 The first thing we need you to do is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.
00:02:51.000 And we're gonna do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.
00:02:56.000 Okay?
00:02:56.000 Okay.
00:02:57.000 That's right.
00:02:57.000 All right.
00:02:57.000 It's okay to drop the leash.
00:02:59.000 It's okay.
00:03:03.000 It's okay.
00:03:08.000 I see what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my...
00:03:13.000 See? 0.58
00:03:14.000 I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.
00:03:20.000 That's right.
00:03:22.000 I just feel bad for him.
00:03:23.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
00:03:25.000 My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.
00:03:32.000 Okay, now you try.
00:03:33.000 It's okay.
00:03:34.000 It's okay.
00:03:36.000 No?
00:03:37.000 Come assertive!
00:03:38.000 Come assertive!
00:03:39.000 Hey! 0.99
00:03:40.000 See this quarter black is giving off a tense energy and escalating.
00:03:44.000 He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?
00:03:48.000 Is he gonna make a hair puppet?
00:03:50.000 And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.
00:03:54.000 And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.
00:03:58.000 Come assertive!
00:04:00.000 Assertive!
00:04:01.000 That's it!
00:04:01.000 That's right!
00:04:02.000 That's right!
00:04:03.000 You are the alpha of the pack!
00:04:06.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, yes, that's it.
00:04:08.000 Okay, correction, correction, correction.
00:04:10.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:04:12.000 Because he can only has water when you say he can has water.
00:04:16.000 That's right, boundaries, consistency.
00:04:18.000 Now I can has water.
00:04:19.000 You can, you can have.
00:04:21.000 Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his joe bide. 1.00
00:04:32.000 So it's time to introduce a new challenge. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Is it okay to kill Maddie? 0.99
00:04:36.000 It's okay. 1.00
00:04:36.000 Go. 1.00
00:04:36.000 It's okay. 1.00
00:04:37.000 No! 0.91
00:04:51.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, how come they follow?
00:05:25.000 On your speedy display Very glad to be with you, my friends.
00:05:33.000 My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is in the house and he was bobbing his head because he just saw Hamilton and he got a little over-inspired.
00:05:39.000 Yes, it was amazing.
00:05:40.000 The hip-hop, the rap battles.
00:05:41.000 It was very true. 0.67
00:05:43.000 I would see it but I have a problem with colonialists or early settlers or founders doing hip-hop.
00:05:49.000 It's a niche problem.
00:05:50.000 I've spoken to my psychologist about it.
00:05:51.000 We have Adam Carolla on the show today.
00:05:54.000 Before I introduce everyone else, let me ask you, what was your favorite media meltdown after today's press conference?
00:05:58.000 We will be talking about Barr and the Mueller Report.
00:05:59.000 Also, next Monday night we'll be live streaming CNN Town Hall with the Democratic candidates.
00:06:05.000 They're doing five.
00:06:07.000 Klobuchar, Warren, Sanders, Harris, Butt Gig, you can pick two, okay?
00:06:11.000 Which two?
00:06:11.000 Comment below, because I thought it was a town hall with everybody, then I found out it was five hours of town halls.
00:06:16.000 I don't like you that much! 1.00
00:06:18.000 Quarter black Garrett, show him your hood pass, G-fucking-Jr. 1.00
00:06:22.000 What's up, buddy? 0.99
00:06:23.000 Gleef right off the bat?
00:06:24.000 I love it.
00:06:26.000 Wine of the day is Duckhorn Merlot.
00:06:28.000 Duckhorn Merlot.
00:06:29.000 The wine dinner I went to.
00:06:30.000 Not to be confused with Horndog Merlot for you and your rehearsal dinner tonight.
00:06:34.000 Rehearsal dinner.
00:06:34.000 Still not convinced that she isn't a man.
00:06:36.000 All right.
00:06:38.000 We'll be talking about bar.
00:06:40.000 We'll also be talking about the biggest myths.
00:06:42.000 Well, don't try and...
00:06:44.000 It's a fair mistake to make.
00:06:46.000 Z, are you happy?
00:06:48.000 I'm still not sure that Z's marriage partner is a man.
00:06:54.000 Leaving the news, was a redacted Mueller report.
00:06:59.000 I kept saying Bob Bill Barr, said that there was no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion.
00:07:04.000 Here's the thing.
00:07:05.000 People, by the way, are accusing him already of pre-spinning.
00:07:08.000 They were accusing him all day of pre-spinning.
00:07:10.000 And then the report, of course, was released.
00:07:11.000 I haven't had time to read it.
00:07:12.000 I'm not going to lie to you like other hosts.
00:07:14.000 I have not had time to read it.
00:07:16.000 It's not five pages like the Green New Deal.
00:07:17.000 Let me ask you this.
00:07:18.000 How do you pre-spin a report that's going to be released to the public in an hour?
00:07:23.000 Exactly.
00:07:24.000 I think everyone out there should watch the full conference, read the full report.
00:07:28.000 You want to know what I saw when I watched this?
00:07:30.000 Here's the thing.
00:07:30.000 Without reading the full report, without all of the information, you can still make a bit of an inference.
00:07:35.000 Here you go.
00:07:36.000 The Department of Justice will also make the report available to the American people, the public report that I am releasing today.
00:07:44.000 I'd leave it to his description in the report.
00:07:46.000 No, today I'm really focused just on the process of releasing this report.
00:07:50.000 The statements about his sincere beliefs are recognized in the report.
00:07:57.000 Say, what are you trying to hide?
00:08:01.000 Why hasn't he brought up yet this some sort of report?
00:08:05.000 I saw him ad nauseum notify people of and direct them to the entire report.
00:08:10.000 Does anyone who watched the press conference actually think Barr was trying to hide the report from the public?
00:08:15.000 By the way, a report that President Trump could have invoked executive privilege to keep from the public.
00:08:20.000 So this is what I said.
00:08:21.000 What were you going to say?
00:08:22.000 He actively chose not to.
00:08:23.000 By the way, they could have had a cardboard cutout saying, report to be released soon.
00:08:27.000 Right.
00:08:27.000 That could have been the press conference.
00:08:29.000 Looking at the macro, what does this tell you?
00:08:31.000 OK, where were the sources for the countless buzzfeed CNN scandals about Russia?
00:08:35.000 The point is that one side, the left, has repeatedly accused the president of treason, almost never revealing their sources or releasing evidence to the public.
00:08:42.000 And right now, we're seeing in response to these accusations, the Trump administration, we're seeing the Attorney General, Willingly hand over the full report to the public.
00:08:51.000 Why?
00:08:51.000 Because Barr knows that if you listen to the media, you wouldn't read the report.
00:08:56.000 Exactly.
00:08:56.000 Your mind would already be made up because of how long they've been hammering you with lies, just like the Green New Deal.
00:09:03.000 Barr is combating years of anonymous sources, fake stories, verifiably so, by trying to ensure that as many people as possible actually read the full report.
00:09:11.000 God forbid.
00:09:12.000 That counts for something. 0.69
00:09:12.000 Crazy. 0.69
00:09:13.000 As far as I see. 0.62
00:09:14.000 And by the way, let's be frank.
00:09:15.000 President Donald Trump, he's been cleared, legally, of any wrongdoing.
00:09:19.000 Period.
00:09:19.000 It's over.
00:09:20.000 He's not a very articulate man, okay?
00:09:22.000 I'll give you that.
00:09:24.000 But at a time when words apparently don't matter, where sex is gender, gender is fluid, collusion means nasty tweets, semi-automatic handgun means license 3 rocket launcher, we have to give greater weight to actions.
00:09:34.000 Actions are what define you, and on the actions, the president has been completely cleared in regard to collusion, or corruption, or obstruction.
00:09:42.000 Close the books!
00:09:43.000 Alright, your thoughts.
00:09:44.000 Sorry, I just wanted to get that out, because everyone's going, what do you think about Mueller and Barr?
00:09:48.000 I don't!
00:09:48.000 Exactly.
00:09:49.000 Well, I mean, and that's the thing that I think we'll see from CNN.
00:09:51.000 I think Stelter actually tweeted out and said, no, we're going to dig into this report.
00:09:54.000 Don't believe what anybody is saying to you right now.
00:09:56.000 Don't listen to anybody.
00:09:57.000 That's the most masculine Stelter I've ever seen.
00:09:59.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:09:59.000 You make him sound like Brian Dennehy.
00:10:01.000 I was trying to sound nefarious.
00:10:03.000 I don't know.
00:10:04.000 I'm going to find things in this report that would make a billy goat puke.
00:10:07.000 But here's the thing.
00:10:08.000 Really, what kind of level... Jerk. 0.98
00:10:10.000 What kind of level of conspiracy do you have to believe in to believe that people that did not like Trump did this report to hide his bad actions, to hide collusion,
00:10:20.000 to hide obstruction of justice from you. People that don't like him, that at every motive to
00:10:24.000 come out and say he did everything and more, let's nail him to the cross. Don't think about it.
00:10:29.000 Didn't happen. Like what kind of conspiracy theorists do you have to be to believe that? The
00:10:32.000 same one who believes that Brian Stelter is straight. All right, now turning to Eye on India. All
00:10:38.000 right, so this comes to us from Russia We can't get away from the Kremlin.
00:10:48.000 No, of course not.
00:10:49.000 An event where cow dung is hurled by rival Indian villages to mark the War of the Married Gods.
00:10:54.000 As one does.
00:10:54.000 These people take part in a symbolic war signifying a mythological Hindu marriage dispute.
00:11:01.000 Seems accurate. 0.99
00:11:01.000 Yeah, where they throw crap at each other. 0.99
00:11:03.000 Here, look at this. 0.98
00:11:05.000 Seems normal right now.
00:11:07.000 Oh, there he goes.
00:11:08.000 No.
00:11:09.000 Everybody has these.
00:11:11.000 Look at that.
00:11:13.000 That is a lot of feces! 1.00
00:11:16.000 Not in the face!
00:11:17.000 It's like my house when I come home an hour late from work. 0.98
00:11:19.000 Holy s***! 0.94
00:11:22.000 That one was a Tide Pod! 0.97
00:11:27.000 In other news, Sprint Technical Support was down for 14 hours that day.
00:11:32.000 Speaking of Tide Pods! 0.90
00:11:34.000 Hey guys, I'm about to be YouTube famous.
00:11:43.000 Thanks for watching!
00:11:45.000 I'm going to be doing a video on how to make a Tide Pod.
00:12:04.000 We all make mistakes!
00:12:07.000 I'm so glad that I have my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman here with me today.
00:12:10.000 Not only because we're going to be looking into the new on-the-border YouTube algorithm, but here's a video on how to beat your wife in an Islamically permissible fashion. 0.91
00:12:22.000 A man should hit his wife with love. 0.99
00:12:28.000 Oh really? 1.00
00:12:29.000 Yes.
00:12:30.000 That's how you show love?
00:12:31.000 This is going to hurt my love for you more than it hurts you.
00:12:36.000 I mean me.
00:12:38.000 I'm not going to beat you.
00:12:39.000 Let's be real here.
00:12:40.000 Let's just be honest.
00:12:41.000 To be clear, this is an actual video.
00:12:44.000 We are not making this up.
00:12:45.000 We're Kleric Abdel Aziz Al-Kazraj.
00:12:48.000 And by the way, people who get mad at me for mispronouncing it, I bet you he has the same difficulty pronouncing Crowder.
00:12:55.000 Demonstrated how to, quote, punish a woman, quote, the man is a leader in the house, a leader has authorities, just like a company.
00:13:03.000 Are you familiar with these legal terminologies when it comes to domestic abuse?
00:13:06.000 Yes, absolutely. 0.99
00:13:07.000 Frequently, you hear domestic violence, the accused referring to themselves, I'm merely a company manager, it's in the handbook, chapter 12, right in your ass. 0.99
00:13:18.000 She was not follow-aiting, she wasn't follow-aiting SOPs, and I said follow-aiting because I can't say follow. 0.99
00:13:25.000 Add a T to everything!
00:13:26.000 By the way, we actually hired a translator to help clarify some of what the cleric was saying.
00:13:34.000 When showing your wife who is boss, it is important to remember that most women have no formal combat training, so there is no need to get complicated. 0.99
00:13:43.000 A simple combination will suffice.
00:13:46.000 The one-two, or jab right straight, makes it clear you are upset.
00:13:52.000 The uppercut is to explain what she did wrong. 0.97
00:13:56.000 The hook is to make sure she never does it again. 0.98
00:14:01.000 Knock knock. 0.99
00:14:02.000 Who's there?
00:14:03.000 Why isn't my dinner ready?
00:14:05.000 And I hit her with the combo. 0.98
00:14:08.000 Remember, a woman is not only weak, but her reaction time is bad as well. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Use this to your advantage. 0.65
00:14:16.000 For example, I can throw blows to body, body, then head.
00:14:20.000 This way, when she attempts to protect her barren womb in anticipation of the third strike, I surprise her by going upstairs. 1.00
00:14:29.000 It is most important to remember, your best defense is always offensively beating your wife. 0.93
00:14:37.000 Oh my gosh!
00:14:39.000 I'm glad we had the translator there.
00:14:40.000 Look, there seems to be this sacred cow of Islam.
00:14:43.000 You can't, like, they're beating... That's Hinduism. 1.00
00:14:46.000 No, I know, I'm blending here because of the eye on India, alright?
00:14:49.000 They're a different type of brown people. 0.99
00:14:51.000 Oh my gosh, would you shut up! 0.99
00:14:55.000 No, but look, I'm going on a trip overseas in a couple of days. 0.95
00:14:58.000 You know what I'm not afraid of?
00:15:00.000 No, I said overseas because I don't want to say where I'm going, but you know what I'm not afraid of?
00:15:04.000 I'm not afraid of accidentally going into a Christian neighborhood and doing something wrong and being mobbed by a group of Christians. 1.00
00:15:09.000 It's because you're going to Aruba.
00:15:10.000 Finally, Nancy Pelosi claimed this week that there is no taint of anti-Semitism that is democratic.
00:15:20.000 Just, here's the cliff.
00:15:22.000 No, because we are not.
00:15:26.000 We have no taint of that in the Democratic Party.
00:15:31.000 Most shocked by Speaker Pelosi's claim as junior advisor to the Minnesota Democratic Party, Carl the Anti-Semitic Taint, who joins us now.
00:15:38.000 Mr. Taint, thank you for being here, sir.
00:15:40.000 Glad to be with you, Stephen.
00:15:42.000 Sure.
00:15:42.000 Now, what's your response to the Speaker's comments?
00:15:44.000 Firstly, Stephen, Speaker Pelosi has been a dedicated leader for both our party and our country, and I thank her for it.
00:15:51.000 The fact remains, however, her comment, while unintentional, was still offensive to those in the taint community. 0.83
00:15:58.000 What exactly was offensive about it?
00:15:59.000 Which could be problematic of Speaker Pelosi's dual loyalty.
00:16:03.000 Excuse me?
00:16:04.000 I can't blame her, Stephen.
00:16:05.000 It's easy to be hypnotized by the media considering who's running it.
00:16:09.000 What?
00:16:10.000 And the Branks and all the... Okay, wow.
00:16:12.000 So you're just going straight to the anti-Semitism, Senior Advisor Taint?
00:16:16.000 There it is!
00:16:16.000 In record time, Steven.
00:16:17.000 Take my comment out of context and pit the Jews against the Taints. 0.99
00:16:22.000 That's not at all what's going on here.
00:16:23.000 I have to say, Senior Advisor Taint, first we have Omar, now you.
00:16:26.000 It's not a great look for the DNC, okay?
00:16:28.000 Just because I share the Congresswoman's concerns with the far-right policies, Of the Jew government. 1.00
00:16:35.000 What?
00:16:35.000 Israeli government.
00:16:36.000 Okay, give me one specific policy.
00:16:38.000 Omar and myself are not lone bulls here, Steven.
00:16:41.000 We simply feel if the Jews would leave Palestine, and as legendary journalist Helen Thomas suggested, go home to Poland and Germany back where they were long, the world can finally heal from all their conniving... Okay, you know what? 1.00
00:16:54.000 See, this actually just sounds straight-up anti-Jewish to me.
00:16:56.000 Color me shocked!
00:16:57.000 That you'd say that, considering who signed your paycheck, Stevens.
00:17:01.000 It's all about the Benjamins, right?
00:17:03.000 I don't even know what that means.
00:17:04.000 This is the reason we're involved in endless foreign wars.
00:17:07.000 As our brave men and women are fighting overseas, as Vice President Joe Biden himself described them, Shylocks back home are taking advantage of them with foreclosures and bad laws. 1.00
00:17:18.000 I think this interview's over.
00:17:19.000 It's over.
00:17:20.000 Yeah.
00:17:20.000 Thank you.
00:17:20.000 I appreciate it.
00:17:21.000 What?
00:17:21.000 What?
00:17:22.000 What'd I say?
00:17:22.000 It's not like I'm Farrakhan here, Steven.
00:17:25.000 I mean, the man's a damn cloak here. 0.97
00:17:27.000 Thank you guys for giving Mr. Taint the respect he deserves. 0.99
00:17:36.000 We're going to move on here to the top.
00:17:38.000 We talked about Bart.
00:17:39.000 There's not enough info out there.
00:17:40.000 I wanted to get into the top socialist lies.
00:17:43.000 Top five myths that people...
00:17:46.000 I guess these just continually, let's just start with this.
00:17:49.000 Bernie Sanders town hall at Fox News, it personified everything wrong with the left wing.
00:17:55.000 Let's start with this.
00:17:58.000 I happen to believe, Joe, that we have an absurd tax system.
00:18:04.000 And while millions of people today are paying actually more in taxes than they anticipated, Amazon, Netflix, and dozens of major corporations, as a result of Trump's tax bill, pay nothing in federal taxes.
00:18:21.000 I think that's a disgrace. 0.99
00:18:23.000 What you don't say is that everybody paid less in taxes than they did under Obama, or they would under you, you piece of sh**. 0.99
00:18:29.000 By the way, did you notice he said, dozens of corporations? 0.99
00:18:32.000 Dozens.
00:18:32.000 Just run a quick search and see how many corporations there are in the United States.
00:18:36.000 Hint, it's a lot more than dozens.
00:18:39.000 If we missed a couple of dozen, that's okay.
00:18:40.000 This is the dishonesty.
00:18:42.000 They're paying more than they expected because they wanted an even bigger tax cut that you and the media deceived them into thinking they wouldn't even get.
00:18:49.000 Even the New York Times did an exposé on this.
00:18:51.000 Many people who got a tax cut didn't actually believe that they got one at all.
00:18:55.000 Most people saved money, paid less in taxes this year.
00:18:58.000 The middle class benefited from the tax cut.
00:19:01.000 Everyone did.
00:19:02.000 But I bet you're paying more than you thought.
00:19:04.000 You thought you were going to get a bigger price break.
00:19:04.000 What are you saying?
00:19:07.000 Screw you! 1.00
00:19:08.000 Do you remember when Pelosi actually said when they were talking about the average being around $1,200 per person per year back in your pocket? 0.99
00:19:15.000 And she was like, well, that's not a lot of money to most. 1.00
00:19:17.000 What?
00:19:18.000 $100 a month is not a lot of money to most average Americans that you say that you represent?
00:19:22.000 Are you serious?
00:19:23.000 Not the ones that live behind walls.
00:19:27.000 That can't buy a security guard at all.
00:19:29.000 This is how socialism works.
00:19:30.000 It deceives people into thinking they're worse off than they are by lying to them and then using that misery to get elected, promising to solve everyone's problem with free money.
00:19:37.000 And this was, we'll get to the top five, I think, the biggest myths, the most pervasive myths.
00:19:42.000 All this was reiterated, there was an article this week announcing means.tv, did you see it?
00:19:46.000 It's an online socialist media network who, without a hint of irony, it'll be a paid subscription service.
00:19:53.000 So I went to their site to see what they were about.
00:19:53.000 Steven, that's a tax.
00:19:56.000 And again, let me know which socialist candidate you want us to live stream next week, starting at 8 p.m.
00:20:01.000 Eastern.
00:20:01.000 Sanders, Harris, Klobuchar, Butt Gig, Warren.
00:20:05.000 Went to their site, Means TV, to see what they were... No surprises.
00:20:08.000 I felt like this segment was long overdue.
00:20:10.000 All right, let's get to it.
00:20:10.000 Let's cycle through the top five.
00:20:12.000 Number five is that there is no class mobility.
00:20:15.000 The cards are stacked against you.
00:20:16.000 This comes directly from the new paid subscription socialist network.
00:20:23.000 You only really have like so many options.
00:20:25.000 You can go to the factory, you can go to the college, or you can go to the army.
00:20:31.000 What do I have to do so I can get into a position to where I can chase what I want to chase versus surviving?
00:20:40.000 Oh, I feel like I have no options.
00:20:42.000 And you proceed to name all the options.
00:20:44.000 Three unbelievable options.
00:20:45.000 By the way, the offshoots from those three options are probably at least 3,000 options.
00:20:50.000 Like, I could work at a factory, work your way up to vice president, work your way up to a factory.
00:20:54.000 This was in Detroit, this network, where a UAW worker costs the company an average of over $130,000 a year.
00:20:58.000 Whoa.
00:20:59.000 I could go into the military.
00:21:01.000 Well, you could get tuition paid for, work your way up to, I don't know, officer, not to mention serve your country.
00:21:06.000 Or I got to go to college and choose Any of the hundreds of degrees available there?
00:21:11.000 This is like, I only got three options.
00:21:13.000 I can't do anything.
00:21:15.000 Why are you complaining?
00:21:16.000 Because the options I got are only infinity.
00:21:23.000 There are three options to on-ramps, basically.
00:21:25.000 There are three on-ramps to any option you want for the rest of your life.
00:21:29.000 Okay, this idea that there is no social mobility in the United States, the cars are stacked against you.
00:21:34.000 Over the course of their lives, 56% of Americans will find themselves in the top 10%, 73% will spend at least more than a year in the top 20%.
00:21:41.000 Okay?
00:21:42.000 So this idea that there's a static 99% and top 1% ruling class, it's just not true.
00:21:47.000 Particularly in the United States.
00:21:49.000 And this brings me to myth number four, that capitalism only benefits the wealthy.
00:21:53.000 We hear this all the time, that America sure is a rich country, but for most people it's terrible.
00:21:58.000 My mom actually told me, like, moving to America just, like, made everything worse.
00:22:04.000 From where?
00:22:04.000 I feel like money is always the problem and the solution at the same time.
00:22:09.000 Are you high right now?
00:22:10.000 People seem to be just doing worse and worse, and nobody really seems to be able to do anything about it.
00:22:15.000 Better and better.
00:22:16.000 You know, why do our parents work all the time, and then it's still hard for us?
00:22:20.000 Because you spend too much.
00:22:21.000 There's definitely a system in place that keeps us there.
00:22:25.000 And to find out about that system, like, it's only $9.99 a month.
00:22:30.000 I buy your cars!
00:22:32.000 I buy your cars!
00:22:33.000 They're not going to stay poor for long.
00:22:35.000 Honestly, no system is perfect.
00:22:38.000 But name me any system throughout the history of mankind that has pulled more people out of poverty than the free enterprise and the capitalist system.
00:22:44.000 Venezuela.
00:22:45.000 They killed them all. 1.00
00:22:46.000 Let's do a mental exercise. 0.99
00:22:46.000 You know what? 0.99
00:22:48.000 Everyone watching, pick a system.
00:22:49.000 Any system right now.
00:22:50.000 Think of it in your head, okay?
00:22:52.000 No!
00:22:52.000 That's the answer!
00:22:54.000 Let's just go under Trump because they try to amplify this with Donald Trump.
00:22:58.000 Look, people are worse off ever.
00:22:59.000 We have the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years.
00:23:02.000 Record numbers of workers returning to the workforce.
00:23:04.000 Highest job labor force participation rate.
00:23:08.000 And by the way, even with all that, we actually have both the lowest layoff rate and the highest amount of unfulfilled, meaning available jobs, since the Department of Labor began recording the statistics ever.
00:23:20.000 It's time to toss your hemp noose over the basement pipe, because I only got three options.
00:23:25.000 College, military, or being an entrepreneur.
00:23:28.000 It's like, I could go to school, study in maybe like the STEM field, or get a shark tank. 0.97
00:23:33.000 What the f***? 0.89
00:23:34.000 Like, I did it! 0.98
00:23:36.000 We need a new system!
00:23:37.000 Right?
00:23:37.000 Well, and they're worried about people being wealthy, right?
00:23:40.000 They're worried about this upper class that controls everything, right?
00:23:43.000 So, let's say that they're right.
00:23:44.000 In their socialist utopia, you know who that upper class that controls everything is?
00:23:48.000 The government.
00:23:49.000 Do you know who's left to oversee them?
00:23:50.000 No one.
00:23:51.000 In this system, even if the wealthy control things, you still have the government as a check to that strength.
00:23:56.000 In their system, you have nothing.
00:23:58.000 And it's not even true.
00:23:59.000 Well, it could be butt gig.
00:24:00.000 By the way, hit the note, I know it's beauty gig. 1.00
00:24:03.000 Butt gig! 1.00
00:24:04.000 Keep butt gig! 0.61
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00:24:15.000 It doesn't really matter.
00:24:15.000 I already said that.
00:24:17.000 Here's one of the biggest ones.
00:24:18.000 You've heard this a lot, right?
00:24:20.000 The idea that there's no wage growth.
00:24:22.000 One of the most common myths is that wages have remained the same.
00:24:26.000 If you factor in inflation and you look at U.S.
00:24:28.000 where people are working more, but they're not getting paid any more money.
00:24:31.000 Here you go.
00:24:32.000 You hear it all the time.
00:24:33.000 And about half of Americans don't own a stock, a mutual fund, or any... It means nothing to them.
00:24:39.000 So they'd rather get a wage increase. 0.83
00:24:41.000 The key thing that we've been looking at for quite a while that doesn't seem to be moving too much is wages. 0.93
00:24:47.000 The trouble with 2% is 2% kind of just sucks.
00:24:52.000 Wages going at 2% is not enough to make anyone feel the job market boom.
00:24:57.000 First off, I don't want to go ad hominem, but is her chin penciled on?
00:25:00.000 It's like the Burgermeister Meisterburger.
00:25:01.000 It has two very defined lines.
00:25:03.000 Okay, this is just as problematic, to use their word, as the wage gap, the idea of 77 cents on the dollar.
00:25:09.000 that just compares women make x, men make y. 0.95
00:25:12.000 One problem with computing wage growth the way that the Bureau of Labor statistics do
00:25:16.000 is they do average hourly earnings.
00:25:18.000 It's going to get a little nerdy.
00:25:19.000 Let me try and go through this really quickly.
00:25:20.000 That doesn't take into account lifetime wage growth.
00:25:23.000 I highly recommend you check out the sources and the overlay
00:25:25.000 that we bring up here right now.
00:25:26.000 Let me distill it for you.
00:25:28.000 When you take into account individual wage growth as calculated by the census, their current population
00:25:33.000 survey, those models, it's actually closer to 5%.
00:25:36.000 Which doesn't suck.
00:25:37.000 No.
00:25:38.000 Average individual wage growth is always higher than the simple average hourly earnings growth.
00:25:42.000 And there are a few reasons for this.
00:25:44.000 And I want you to do your own mental exercise, because anecdotal obviously doesn't necessarily prove a point.
00:25:48.000 But the empirical data, I believe, will match up with your anecdotal experience.
00:25:52.000 So anyone out there right now who's done a job or been in a career in the same field of work for more than 10 years watching right now, I'd like you to comment below.
00:26:00.000 If you have been doing the same job or working with the same company, same field of work for 10 years, I want you to do some math.
00:26:06.000 Have you only seen a 2% wage growth?
00:26:11.000 I would challenge anyone out there.
00:26:14.000 Lower earners at the beginning of their life, by the way, they tend to have the most wage growth.
00:26:18.000 As people get older, they get wealthier, the percentage of wage growth is less.
00:26:22.000 So if you're seeing that sort of pay bump, bottom out a little bit, that now it maybe used to be 10%, 12%, now it's 2%, that means you're probably being paid pretty well if it's over a lifetime.
00:26:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:31.000 People aren't going to pay you a lot more just to do the same job.
00:26:33.000 If you're not acquiring new skills, if you're not making yourself more valuable, that's the whole point of this.
00:26:38.000 The market, you shouldn't wait for the market to give you more money.
00:26:40.000 Yeah, the average hourly earnings, it doesn't take into account how long people have stayed in a certain job.
00:26:44.000 I mean, imagine, Bill, if you went to law school, and you went out, and then you were a clerk, and then you decided, you know what, I'm going to be a doctor, and then you didn't finish medical school, and then you said, you know what, I'm going to be a shift manager at McDonald's, and then, you know, you developed a heroin habit.
00:26:54.000 Developed?
00:26:56.000 That sounds exactly like his life.
00:26:59.000 Here's one of the things I kind of frequently say is, OK, what is the alternative?
00:27:03.000 It's the argument here that we should go back to 1980s America, 1960s America, 1930s America.
00:27:10.000 Where's the place in the past that you're saying we fell off the train of wage growth?
00:27:14.000 And OK, fine, let's go back to that.
00:27:16.000 But then out of the same mouth comes The past was even worse.
00:27:21.000 It was even more of a male-white male hierarchy. 0.60
00:27:24.000 Minorities could never, ever, ever become president. 1.00
00:27:27.000 They could never be lawyers.
00:27:29.000 They could never do any... There was no mobility whatsoever.
00:27:32.000 So then you have to ask the question is, if over time, the policies have been coming into place that are directly countervailing wage growth, right?
00:27:41.000 The types of policies that you see throughout California and are driving a huge growth, pushing Californians on into every other state.
00:27:47.000 I'm pretty confident there's only one side pushing those policies that are pushing down the wage growth that you're complaining about.
00:27:54.000 And you could pull the there were no good old days card, you know, because railroads.
00:27:59.000 So good at those, man.
00:28:00.000 By the way, it's easy to have wage growth if you just have slaves.
00:28:04.000 Yeah, people making railroads.
00:28:06.000 No, the point is he makes a very valid point.
00:28:09.000 There were no good old days.
00:28:10.000 Everything was worse.
00:28:11.000 Everyone was racist.
00:28:12.000 Patriarchy. 0.93
00:28:12.000 And now wage growth is worse than ever before. 0.93
00:28:15.000 Your parents could buy two homes.
00:28:17.000 The average home was a fraction of the size. 0.93
00:28:19.000 And by the way, blacks couldn't vote! 0.98
00:28:22.000 So it takes some progress, along with only a 5% wage growth, which is still pretty good.
00:28:28.000 By the way, on top of that, wage growth just hit a 10-year high despite all the models
00:28:32.000 predicting the exact opposite. And it seems like it's likely to keep accelerating.
00:28:35.000 All right. And by the way, over the last two centuries, real income has been raised by 3,000%
00:28:41.000 due to capitalism. Due to capitalism.
00:28:45.000 3,000%.
00:28:45.000 Do you have a source on this?
00:28:48.000 I'll give it to you.
00:28:48.000 We can put it up later.
00:28:51.000 Over 9,000%.
00:28:51.000 I forgot the name of the economist that said it.
00:28:53.000 It was 30 times.
00:28:56.000 It's gone up 30 times over the past two centuries.
00:28:58.000 Was it Seymour Butz?
00:28:59.000 Was this one of those robocalls again?
00:29:00.000 No.
00:29:01.000 Because I just hit a chart that showed 5%.
00:29:02.000 You're like, it's 3,000.
00:29:04.000 Over two centuries.
00:29:04.000 Listen, frankly, so much weight growth.
00:29:06.000 You're going to be so tired of all the growth with your wages.
00:29:09.000 You won't have room.
00:29:10.000 Your wages will have stretch marks, OK?
00:29:16.000 Here's a second lie. 1.00
00:29:17.000 It's really stupid, but I'm going to point out why I think you'll realize it's stupid on its face, but you often don't think of it this way. 1.00
00:29:24.000 That wealth inequality is a huge problem. 1.00
00:29:27.000 We want to deal with the grotesque level of income and wealth inequality in America.
00:29:31.000 Very few people think it is acceptable or moral that the top one-tenth of one percent owns almost as much wealth as the bottom ninety percent. 0.99
00:29:40.000 Here's what I call a stupid exercise. 0.59
00:29:44.000 If I doubled every single person right now watching, listening, doubled all of our incomes tomorrow, every single one, wealth inequality would increase. 1.00
00:29:52.000 Would you be pissed?! !
00:29:54.000 Would you prefer to live in a place like Cuba or Venezuela, where people make a whopping $30 a month in Cuba?
00:30:00.000 The problem isn't poverty.
00:30:02.000 The problem is wealth inequality.
00:30:03.000 And I know that there are some nations in between.
00:30:05.000 I'm not saying your only choice is the United States or Cuba.
00:30:07.000 Generally speaking, socialism simply socializes mediocrity.
00:30:11.000 Poverty.
00:30:12.000 Matter of fact, every study that we have available shows there's no correlation between wealth inequality and the poverty rate.
00:30:18.000 Usually as wealth inequality becomes big, as that gap becomes bigger, conditions of poor families have actually
00:30:24.000 improved.
00:30:24.000 Yeah, and part of the beauty of our system is there's no ceiling on success.
00:30:28.000 Like there's no, if you want to go out there and just do, put all the time and effort in, be incredibly creative,
00:30:33.000 come up with something, risk everything, time, fortune, family,
00:30:36.000 whatever you want to do, and be successful, why, that would, that's going to create more inequality. Why would we care?
00:30:41.000 I want you to be as successful as you can possibly be.
00:30:44.000 I wish some of those people that were really successful would be a little more responsible with their money.
00:30:48.000 Dems tend not to give anything to charity, so that's kind of a problem.
00:30:51.000 But you know what I mean?
00:30:52.000 Like, I wish they would do better.
00:30:53.000 Like, I went to town hall next week, Bernie Sanders, 2.5% looking at the trap.
00:30:56.000 Here's your lawyer, Bill Richmond.
00:30:56.000 Oh, gosh.
00:30:57.000 OK, so just, I think, earlier this week, Slate.com had an article criticizing Bernie Sanders' response when people were asking him about his newfound millionaire status.
00:31:07.000 And his off-the-cuff, truthful, Freudian response was, Well, if you wrote a book, too, then you could be a millionaire.
00:31:15.000 So if you worked hard, and you had creativity, and you put your ass on the line, and you worked really, really, really hard in this system that we have right now, you, too, could be a millionaire, just like Bernie Sanders.
00:31:28.000 But! 0.92
00:31:29.000 Although, really, I stood on the shoulders of the public tease!
00:31:34.000 I wouldn't have been able to sell the book if I hadn't run for president! 0.98
00:31:40.000 Who am I, a f***ing Rockefeller? 0.96
00:31:45.000 The point is, yes, you could say exactly that. 0.93
00:31:47.000 You could say, oh, if you started your own law firm, you too could be in the top 1%.
00:31:52.000 If you started a show, you could be in the top 10%.
00:31:55.000 If you started your own private sommelier wine business, you could be in the top 10%.
00:32:00.000 If you were willing to forego all security of a salary and knowing where your next paycheck is going to come, you could also be wealthy.
00:32:07.000 But in his case, it was writing a book that only made him money because he had become popular off of the public dime.
00:32:13.000 So it's even worse than what you're saying.
00:32:15.000 But yeah, he's like, when you write a best, I will not apologize.
00:32:18.000 You benefited, by the way, right from Donald Trump's tax, but I didn't vote for it.
00:32:22.000 But you cashed the check, didn't you?
00:32:24.000 You can pay more taxes voluntarily at any time, or you can give to charity.
00:32:29.000 You don't do any of that!
00:32:30.000 Now, I understand if it's like, well, I don't want to pay into the war machine system.
00:32:34.000 Why would I voluntarily?
00:32:35.000 OK, how about a soup kitchen? 1.00
00:32:38.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00
00:32:39.000 I mean, I don't know! 1.00
00:32:41.000 He gives nothing to charity!
00:32:43.000 Wait, so he's saying, oh, he doesn't want to pay into the war machine.
00:32:45.000 But so during the eight years of Obama, that's when he was paying extra taxes, right?
00:32:49.000 Because that was the time because he's going to be the next president.
00:32:53.000 And so he's saying that, wait a minute, when he's president... No, I didn't mean to say that.
00:32:57.000 I was just saying... No, no, I understand.
00:32:59.000 But the point being that it's always a common question.
00:33:02.000 OK, go ahead.
00:33:02.000 Right.
00:33:03.000 It's a voluntary system.
00:33:03.000 Where did Code Pink go for eight years?
00:33:05.000 The IRS will take it.
00:33:05.000 Whatever you want.
00:33:06.000 They're not going to say no.
00:33:08.000 And here's, you know, it's not so much a lie that they push.
00:33:13.000 Let me set this up with a fact.
00:33:15.000 Socialism has never actually worked, okay?
00:33:17.000 And they always try to claim that it's never been tried properly, or where it has been tried properly now, they've pivoted, and this is only the last ten years, to the Scandinavian countries that they're all socialist.
00:33:27.000 Here you go.
00:33:28.000 What happened in Venezuela?
00:33:29.000 They call that democratic socialism. 0.99
00:33:31.000 You look like he's masturbating on a subway. 0.91
00:33:32.000 The problem is, though, brothers, that any time there's been the attempts of ordinary people to engage in self-determination, they can get crushed by external nations. 0.98
00:33:42.000 Look at U.S.
00:33:43.000 policies toward Venezuela have been very, very ugly.
00:33:45.000 Nicaragua in the same way.
00:33:47.000 So we've never had a chance to really pull it off.
00:33:49.000 So it's only been a movement so far.
00:33:52.000 Well, so long as we know what democratic socialism is.
00:33:54.000 And if we know that in countries in Scandinavia, like Denmark, Norway, Sweden, they are very democratic countries, obviously.
00:34:00.000 America will look more like Scandinavia. 0.97
00:34:02.000 That's right.
00:34:04.000 That's right.
00:34:05.000 And what's wrong with that?
00:34:07.000 Uh, well, there's a lot wrong with that.
00:34:11.000 First off, the snots. 0.98
00:34:13.000 The snus?
00:34:14.000 It's a snooze.
00:34:16.000 It's a tobacco that goes up your nose.
00:34:18.000 That's snuff! 1.00
00:34:19.000 No!
00:34:19.000 Snuff goes in your lip!
00:34:21.000 Snuff goes up your nose.
00:34:21.000 Snooze goes here, snuff goes here.
00:34:23.000 I don't know anything about tobacco outside of cigars. 0.97
00:34:25.000 Which, by the way, ironically come from a lot of these crap hole countries. 1.00
00:34:28.000 That's the one silver lining. 0.97
00:34:31.000 They try to say Venezuela, a truly socialist and, by the way, oil rich country, kind of starting on phase three.
00:34:38.000 Only failed because of US policies?
00:34:39.000 Right, it actually failed because you had something, right?
00:34:42.000 In this case, oil money.
00:34:43.000 You had something propping up a horrible system, which you can do for a little while.
00:34:46.000 You know what would also happen in the United States?
00:34:48.000 You can take billionaires' money for a little while.
00:34:50.000 Once it's gone, you're done.
00:34:52.000 You've got nothing to prop up your bad identity.
00:34:54.000 That is a much more true example of socialism than the Scandinavian countries they try to point.
00:34:58.000 Yes.
00:34:58.000 The truth is, we did a whole segment on this, so I'm just going to sort of brush on this.
00:35:02.000 Scandinavian countries, they built up their wealth under free market economies, and right now they're actually moving much more toward free market capitalism, despite their incredibly small, homogenous populations, by the way.
00:35:13.000 And, keep in mind, their top corporate tax rates are actually lower than the United States were under Obama.
00:35:17.000 We're actually going their direction now, finally, for the first time.
00:35:19.000 And something else that is remarkable to me, did you know that when Scandinavian people moved to the United States, they have higher standards of living on average than those in the Scandinavian countries?
00:35:27.000 In other words, Danes in the United States have it better than Danes in Denmark! 0.99
00:35:31.000 Swedes in the United States have it better than Swedes in Sweden! 1.00
00:35:34.000 Without the high suicide rate.
00:35:35.000 Is there a super high suicide rate?
00:35:36.000 I thought there was a high suicide rate.
00:35:37.000 I knew it was Japan.
00:35:38.000 Well, I know Japan, but I thought... Norway.
00:35:40.000 Norway, yes.
00:35:40.000 That's just because of the weather, and they all have to watch to let the right one in.
00:35:43.000 Yeah, and by the way, how many times do they have to come on camera and say, Bernie, please stop pointing to us as socialists!
00:35:48.000 We're not socialists!
00:35:50.000 They have a lot of, they have a social safety net, which by the way is why cars, for example, most, I think in Denmark, most people can't afford used cars.
00:35:57.000 You can go to lotofcutter.com.
00:35:58.000 We wrote an article about this not long ago because the taxes are unbelievable.
00:36:01.000 Yeah.
00:36:01.000 There's a huge burden on the middle class.
00:36:03.000 That being said, they built up their wealth under free market economies.
00:36:07.000 So you can't claim that a country, if the United States, for example, tomorrow, the United States tomorrow became a socialist country.
00:36:12.000 Would you say that we became the world's greatest superpower under socialism?
00:36:16.000 No.
00:36:17.000 Of course not.
00:36:18.000 No, absolutely not.
00:36:18.000 And one final point that I think on just this is capitalism has been credited over the centuries with saving 700 million plus lives.
00:36:28.000 That's a hard number to come by.
00:36:29.000 I get it.
00:36:30.000 I understand there's probably going to be a lot of people that disagree with that.
00:36:32.000 But if you look at the population, the life expectancy, and a lot of the other factors, this, we didn't have nearly as many people and it wasn't
00:36:39.000 just because there's a lot more people having sex to have kids, 0.62
00:36:42.000 it was because people could live longer and the thing that made that possible, the thing that made it possible for you
00:36:46.000 to feed your families now is capitalism, right? And it would create a
00:36:50.000 lot more success if other countries would take capitalism and
00:36:53.000 apply that as well. We've seen hundreds of millions of people die because of socialism.
00:36:57.000 They have a negative bank balance right now. Or communism.
00:37:00.000 Capitalism, well, socialism and communism. Now we have a huge positive balance.
00:37:03.000 Still not entirely sure what the difference is between a Marxist and a Communist.
00:37:06.000 I don't know.
00:37:08.000 Which book they read?
00:37:09.000 Who knows?
00:37:09.000 It's the haircut.
00:37:10.000 Obviously, I would say that the facts are on our side, okay?
00:37:13.000 Because I just listed over a dozen.
00:37:14.000 But I know that both sides argue they're on the side of truth.
00:37:16.000 Okay, let's put that aside for a second.
00:37:18.000 One thing that can't be denied is that even in theory, Capitalists, free enterprisers, the conservative worldview can only function if an individual feels empowered.
00:37:27.000 And I know that Bernie Bros are going to say that that's a lie because of the system, man.
00:37:30.000 All right, I know, I know.
00:37:31.000 The fact is that the conservative message is predicated on the idea that individuals feel optimistic about their opportunities in future.
00:37:39.000 Socialists can only remain in power by convincing the entire population of hopelessness.
00:37:44.000 Conservatives have to campaign on, hey, anyone can make it in America.
00:37:48.000 You're good enough.
00:37:49.000 Democrats and socialists have, but I repeat myself, have to campaign on, you can't make it, you're not good enough.
00:37:55.000 Others are going to win, you'll lose, and none of it is in your control because it's all a part of the system.
00:38:00.000 It is a selfish appeal, and certainly right now in the United States, it's not based on truth.
00:38:04.000 Right now, in an economy with the lowest unemployment, highest job participation, least amount of firings, most amount of jobs available in decades, they're still selling you propaganda that you couldn't possibly make it without them.
00:38:15.000 And I'll come out and say it, in 2019, Only the weakest among you buy that lie.
00:38:21.000 If you look at all of the prospects I just listed out there and you don't feel hopeful in any way, there's no hope for you.
00:38:30.000 You lost hope long before you made that walk to the ballot box.
00:38:33.000 That's my biggest problem with socialism.
00:38:35.000 All right, we have to get going.
00:38:36.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond, G. Morgan Jr.'s gonna get married.
00:38:39.000 I don't know what's next.
00:38:40.000 Ooh.
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00:40:27.000 I'm very glad to have our next guest on the program.
00:40:28.000 A lot of people are really looking forward to the next guest.
00:40:30.000 People are saying, when are you going to have this next guest?
00:40:32.000 Always with the questions for the next guest.
00:40:34.000 The answer to that is now.
00:40:36.000 And the reason I'm excited is obviously we do a lot of the podcasting.
00:40:39.000 We do the show here on YouTube.
00:40:40.000 The man here is a pioneer.
00:40:41.000 Now, he actually held the Guinness Book of World Records in the Guinness Book.
00:40:45.000 Did you hold the Guinness Book of World Records?
00:40:47.000 Yeah, for a time.
00:40:48.000 Most downloaded podcast.
00:40:49.000 I grew up watching The Man Show, Crank Yankers.
00:40:53.000 You can follow all of his work at Chassy.com, C-H-A-S-S-Y.com.
00:40:58.000 You can follow him on Twitter at Adam Carolla.
00:41:00.000 Mr. Carolla, thank you for being here, sir.
00:41:02.000 Thanks for having me.
00:41:04.000 I was very nervous to have you on the show, I'm not going to lie.
00:41:08.000 That always, you know, my wife every once in a while. 1.00
00:41:12.000 Says, you know everyone's scared of you.
00:41:15.000 And I always go, they are?
00:41:16.000 And she goes, oh yeah.
00:41:18.000 And then I go, well why do they do everything I ask them not to do and nothing I ask them to do if they're scared of me?
00:41:25.000 So I'm always surprised, but maybe people are scared.
00:41:30.000 I'm sorry if you are.
00:41:31.000 It's no, no, you don't need to apologize.
00:41:32.000 I think they're doing the opposite of what you asked because your fear, it draws them into a place of incompetence.
00:41:38.000 That's probably why.
00:41:40.000 Why?
00:41:40.000 You know, my assistant's in the room.
00:41:43.000 I'm sorry.
00:41:48.000 Your fear has been like a tractor beam of incompetence.
00:41:51.000 Yes.
00:41:53.000 That you fear me.
00:41:54.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:41:55.000 Could you imagine if I was in the military and I just tell that everybody your last easy day was yesterday and you're a maggot and they would all just step on landmines. 0.98
00:42:07.000 Right, exactly. 0.74
00:42:08.000 They would immediately poop themselves and step on landmines and then friendly fire incidents,
00:42:12.000 which we had happen when I was being raised in Canada.
00:42:15.000 No, the reason is that I went out to your studio one time and went through some mutual contacts,
00:42:20.000 and this was a long time ago.
00:42:21.000 I remember back then, I don't think you had any idea who I was.
00:42:24.000 You had just restarted the show, Love Line, with Dr. Drew, and I just felt like a fish out of water.
00:42:30.000 And at one point, I just—I ate it.
00:42:32.000 It was my fault.
00:42:33.000 I bombed. 0.99
00:42:33.000 And you looked at me, like, with a look like someone disciplining someone else's dog, and I knew, ah, I really—I really suck today. 0.99
00:42:41.000 Well, if there's any consolation, I'm still unclear as to who you are. 0.94
00:42:46.000 That's exactly what I was going to say.
00:42:48.000 Most guests on this show, usually politicians, after they appear, they say, yeah, you know what, could you scratch that?
00:42:53.000 And we say, sorry, it's live to tape.
00:42:55.000 So before we move on, I really want to get your opinion on sort of the shifting landscape of podcasts today and new media.
00:43:01.000 And I know you have a film, No Safe Spaces, coming out.
00:43:03.000 You're working on it with Dennis Prager.
00:43:05.000 First off, though, have you been following the Mueller report that was released today?
00:43:09.000 Well, it's sort of like the atmosphere or the headliner in your car.
00:43:15.000 You can't not be exposed to it.
00:43:18.000 If you're alive and you walk upright, you're over four years of age, you're going to hear something about it.
00:43:26.000 I don't know where to go to get the information because I did watch, I was watching CNN and MSNBC this morning and it was a lot of, Oh man, look out people.
00:43:43.000 And then I was listening to some talk radio, some AM talk radio, and it was like nothing to see here.
00:43:50.000 So I actually thought, well, essentially, How are you going to get the information if everyone you talk to is so galvanized, everyone you listen to is so galvanized on both sides?
00:44:04.000 I did have the thought, like when I was watching CNN, when they were saying, hey man, you should listen to me because there's some serious stuff going on here.
00:44:15.000 I thought I would be more apt to listen to you, except for it's been two years of you explaining what was going to happen and none of it happened.
00:44:23.000 Right.
00:44:23.000 Just say, CNN anchors or Rachel Maddow or whoever.
00:44:28.000 Let's just say it wasn't about Russian collusion in the Mueller report.
00:44:33.000 Let's just say there were just someone you knew at the track.
00:44:37.000 Right.
00:44:38.000 And you went to go make some money on the ponies.
00:44:41.000 And every single horse they pick, every one of their favorite, every one of their prognostications came in last or didn't finish a race at all.
00:44:51.000 And you showed up this morning and they were hanging out in front of the track again.
00:44:51.000 Right.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:56.000 And they said, man, I got a hot tip for you.
00:44:59.000 Would you listen?
00:45:01.000 I, you know, I had a similar system when it came to the electoral college and it was whatever Dick Morris said, bet the opposite.
00:45:01.000 Right.
00:45:07.000 And I still have, I've called them all correctly.
00:45:10.000 No, I think that's a good point.
00:45:11.000 First off, it's interesting to me that you're watching CNN and MSNBC.
00:45:14.000 I'm a conservative.
00:45:15.000 I do that as well.
00:45:16.000 Is that a part of your daily pattern?
00:45:18.000 Because you want to be informed as to what the opposite side of the spectrum is saying?
00:45:23.000 I am like, I had a little heated, Semi-heated Twitter affair this morning with someone who was, you know, calling me whatever because I dared to interview Tucker Carlson on my podcast.
00:45:38.000 And I'm like, hey, Tucker's a good dude.
00:45:40.000 And you may disagree with him, but we talked about his mom and his family of origin.
00:45:44.000 And I thought it was a really good interview.
00:45:46.000 And if you if you'd listen, You'd probably get a little closer to some semblance of civility here. 0.99
00:45:54.000 And the guy was like, F you and F Tucker and, you know, sniff my balls. 0.99
00:46:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:46:01.000 All right.
00:46:02.000 Well, I guess that's not going to work.
00:46:03.000 Well, sniffing seems very detailed, but that doesn't seem so much as a Twitter call out as it is a fetish at that point.
00:46:10.000 It's Biden-esque, but let's put, I'll put it to you this way.
00:46:15.000 Oh yeah. 0.53
00:46:16.000 He was doing a photo op with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once, and there was some sex.
00:46:23.000 Look it up.
00:46:23.000 Look it up.
00:46:25.000 I will look it up.
00:46:25.000 But here's just one thing when I was talking about this earlier, Barr.
00:46:28.000 He was pointing everyone to read the report.
00:46:31.000 That's one big difference, I think, that you see between the left and the right.
00:46:33.000 And I was watching them both today, as you were talking about, listening to some talk radio.
00:46:37.000 On the left, they're going, oh man, this looks really bad in the report.
00:46:40.000 Bar was saying, read the report, and people on the right seem to be saying, read the report.
00:46:44.000 And it's pretty consistent across the board.
00:46:45.000 That's what happened with the Green New Deal. 0.87
00:46:46.000 On this channel, I just read it from pillar to post because it was only five pages long.
00:46:51.000 If people want the information, it would be good for them to start just reading the report.
00:46:56.000 But it seems like people in media just say, well, you know what, take my word for it.
00:47:01.000 Well, you know, I've sort of used, you know, I have a sort of mechanical background and a building background and I got a bunch of race cars and sometimes stuff breaks on them and you have to fix them and there's really only one approach and that approach is You know, get a table, make sure that table is plumb and square, put the car on it and start taking measurements and calculations and then we're going to figure out what we're going to do to fix it once we get this data.
00:47:32.000 If you know in your heart what's wrong with the car before you even look at the car, you're going to be wrong a lot and you're going to get into a lot of accidents and you're going to lose a lot of races.
00:47:42.000 So for me, This notion of like, oh, I already know how this is going to play out before I get any information is not a good way to go through life.
00:47:52.000 If you're trying to solve any problem, and I don't care if your refrigerator breaks down or anything to do with politics, it's just not a good way to go.
00:48:00.000 And like I'm watching Politically Incorrect, or Real Time, I should say, with Bill Maher the other week,
00:48:07.000 and he announces defiantly, he goes, I don't need to read the Mueller report.
00:48:14.000 I have a TV set, okay?
00:48:16.000 I know.
00:48:17.000 Watching himself, yeah.
00:48:19.000 I thought, oh wow, that's bad.
00:48:24.000 That's a bad place to be in, which is you're not going to read the two-year report because you watch Rachel Maddow and you know what you know.
00:48:32.000 And then at a certain point, moments later, one of the folks on the show, on his panel, said, all right, I know the report said no collusion, but it's not all doom and gloom.
00:48:49.000 There's an upside here.
00:48:50.000 He may be a foreign agent.
00:48:51.000 No, I think it's a good point.
00:48:52.000 If you know in your heart something's wrong with the car, you'll get it wrong. 0.98
00:48:55.000 Especially if you're an angry lesbian who knows nothing about cars. 1.00
00:48:57.000 Also, it's ironic that Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect was not politically incorrect, nor is real time filmed in real time. 0.72
00:49:04.000 So, I don't know what to believe anymore.
00:49:07.000 Let me ask you this.
00:49:08.000 You were one of the earliest adopters with podcasts, and you had so much success with mainstream, sort of old media fame.
00:49:15.000 You had these television shows and these development projects.
00:49:17.000 You were on radio, one of the most listened to radio shows, and then became one of the most listened to podcasts in the world.
00:49:24.000 And in listening to you when I was starting out, people like yourself and Joe Rogan, I often heard you talk about how the great thing is there's no barrier to entry.
00:49:31.000 You can reach your audience directly now.
00:49:33.000 But that was a few years ago.
00:49:35.000 Have you seen a shifting landscape there in kind of what we thought was this open form of the internet and podcasts with social media and YouTube and Twitter and Facebook and eventually iTunes?
00:49:46.000 Do you see it as as open as it used to be or do you see kind of the old media guards trying to set up new guards for for things like podcasts?
00:49:56.000 Wow.
00:49:57.000 I get what direction you're going, and I agree.
00:50:01.000 Look, everybody, if you get big enough, you're going to become the man.
00:50:07.000 Zuckerberg is the man now.
00:50:09.000 I mean, Zuckerberg didn't start that way.
00:50:12.000 Woodstock, if you want to put on Woodstock, you have to pay a $10 billion licensing fee.
00:50:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:50:19.000 There is no such thing as something Growing and becoming as large as it is monetarily and it not becoming the man, you know?
00:50:31.000 So if you can think about a million companies and a million human beings and a million whoever, and once there's enough Madison Avenue money, Wall Street money, whatever, it just, you become that.
00:50:43.000 And it can go no other way.
00:50:45.000 It doesn't really matter If you're Zuckerberg or Starbucks like you just eventually become the man, right?
00:50:53.000 And so when I started podcasting, there were two America was split into two halves.
00:51:01.000 There was the half that didn't know what a podcast was and then there was the other half my dad was in who called it a pod card and thought that was cute.
00:51:10.000 Right.
00:51:10.000 So that's where it was a decade ago.
00:51:13.000 Now everybody and their mother's doing one and you know Oprah's doing a podcast like that was that would have been unthinkable a few years ago.
00:51:21.000 Wildly uninteresting but yes.
00:51:23.000 There's money involved, and now that money is involved, then everybody and the media has become sort of the man.
00:51:32.000 So that's where we are.
00:51:33.000 I don't really lament it in a way.
00:51:38.000 I think purists kind of go like, oh, what about Woodstock from 1969?
00:51:44.000 Or what about podcasting from a decade ago?
00:51:46.000 But it's like, It's just the way it goes.
00:51:48.000 It's just progress.
00:51:50.000 Well, it's just the way it goes.
00:51:51.000 I guess my concern more so, and it kind of ties into your No Safe Spaces documentary you're making with Prager, what we see on campus is what we're seeing with new media.
00:51:59.000 Yeah, if it's just business developing, but right now we see people at the top specifically trying to silence voices based on political point of view.
00:52:07.000 That's my concern.
00:52:07.000 There's obviously a market for it because there are a lot of conservatives who want to listen to it.
00:52:12.000 But that brings me to No Safe Spaces that you're working on with Dennis Prager.
00:52:16.000 When can we be expecting that, and what has been your experience as a longtime comedian now on college campuses?
00:52:21.000 Does it make you want to blow your brains out as it often does myself?
00:52:26.000 Yeah, I'm gonna need to borrow your t-shirt later today so I can put this into my mouth. 0.69
00:52:32.000 Yes, well, I think you'd be better off borrowing my 3D printer.
00:52:34.000 That would help you more, but yeah.
00:52:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:52:39.000 So, a couple things.
00:52:41.000 First, I do have a stand-up special called Not Taco Bell Material, which I think your audience would enjoy.
00:52:49.000 That is out now, so people can enjoy that.
00:52:53.000 iTunes and Amazon and Chassis and everything else.
00:52:58.000 Working with Prager's great, because he's such It's such a weird thing. 0.60
00:53:04.000 It's so weird when you know Dennis Prager personally and then you read how, you know, he's homophobic and xenophobic and Islamophobic.
00:53:13.000 And he's like, he's the most gregarious, oversized Jewish uncle you've ever met. 1.00
00:53:20.000 And he loves to laugh.
00:53:21.000 And he just he's infectious with his attitude.
00:53:25.000 Like, I wish I was in as good a mood as he's in all the time.
00:53:30.000 So we've had a chance to tour around and play do some college campuses and it's getting pretty pretty crazy out there and look there is no I guess what I'm saying is this.
00:53:43.000 I have twins.
00:53:45.000 And they're going to be 13 in a few months.
00:53:48.000 And I'm going out on the road this weekend.
00:53:52.000 Cobb's Comedy Club, by the way, San Francisco.
00:53:54.000 A couple tickets left.
00:53:56.000 And I want to take my two twins out to dinner tonight before I go on the road.
00:54:01.000 And I thought, oh, I'd like to eat at this Chinese food place by my house.
00:54:06.000 It's good Chinese food.
00:54:07.000 And then I paused and I thought, oh, I know they're going to complain about it because they don't want Chinese food.
00:54:13.000 And then I went, what?
00:54:14.000 And then I went, huh?
00:54:16.000 And then I went, wait a minute.
00:54:18.000 When I grew up, if we went out to dinner once a year, it was a big deal.
00:54:23.000 And the notion that you had a boat and where you were going to eat when your dad said, come on, we're going to Taylor's Steakhouse.
00:54:30.000 You weren't like, I'm not in the mood for that, old man. 1.00
00:54:32.000 I want sushi.
00:54:34.000 That's unthinkable, except for it's the new norm now.
00:54:38.000 If I say to my two kids, hey, we're going out for Chinese, they'll go, one will yell, I want sushi, and the other yell, I want surf and turf. 0.99
00:54:46.000 And my thing is, is what was unthinkable is where we're at.
00:54:50.000 And if you go to the college campuses today, and you hear what these 18 and 19 year olds have to say for themselves, What was, you know, we're going to protest because of the Vietnam War or Nixon or Watergate or Kent State or whatever it is.
00:55:07.000 We went from that to Ben Shapiro is not welcome anywhere near this campus.
00:55:14.000 We went from what was the norm to unthinkable.
00:55:17.000 And it's not their fault.
00:55:19.000 It's just like my kids.
00:55:20.000 It's not their fault.
00:55:21.000 We ruined them.
00:55:22.000 Yeah.
00:55:23.000 In my experience, it's been Not the student body, but the people in charge.
00:55:28.000 Academia, professors, and the students who write the deans.
00:55:31.000 The people who make sure that you don't get on campus.
00:55:33.000 We just did one at UT.
00:55:34.000 We didn't even announce it.
00:55:36.000 There were hundreds of kids just doing this.
00:55:37.000 It's changed my mind, where we sit down and just talk about an issue completely unedited.
00:55:41.000 It goes against every rule in the media book, right?
00:55:43.000 It's long, it's boring, it's not polished, and kids wanted to hear the conversations.
00:55:48.000 But there was one girl who tried to steal a MAGA hat off someone's head. 0.81
00:55:51.000 Literally said, unironically, that she was triggered.
00:55:54.000 She didn't have any sense of self.
00:55:56.000 But we have to get going.
00:55:58.000 Not Taco Bell material as a stand-up special.
00:56:00.000 I wanted to ask you, why did you do a stand-up special now?
00:56:04.000 Because I know you've been doing stand-up for a long time.
00:56:07.000 And some stand-ups never do a special.
00:56:10.000 And I thought you might be one of those guys who just wanted to keep it in the clubs.
00:56:14.000 And then I saw that this was out there.
00:56:17.000 It's just I have so many things I do in a way It's not a great career move to play, you know, 15 sports
00:56:28.000 sort of thing. I look at comedy as like saying athletic, you know, athleticism. Yeah, but you got
00:56:34.000 to pick a sport and you're much better off just kind of doing one thing and not the other. And I've
00:56:40.000 just done everything and I enjoy it. And I thought, but I've never done a standup special.
00:56:47.000 And I just, I guess there's a feeling of you want to capture it.
00:56:51.000 You go out all these years, you develop all this material, and it just floats up into the ether at the end of the show, at the end of the evening, at the end of the night.
00:56:59.000 So I just thought, let's capture it.
00:57:03.000 And also, I'd like to get paid.
00:57:06.000 Yeah, that's a good reason, too.
00:57:07.000 Let's put that in column B. It's at chassis.com, and very funny, by the way, I think a lot of people who haven't watched your stand-up will enjoy it a lot.
00:57:14.000 I remember talking with people about your stand-up, and them going like, yeah, a lot of people don't know that Adam Carolla's stand-up is really tight.
00:57:21.000 It's really funny stuff, because, again, I grew up watching you on TV, and in Canada, you know, we're not in the land of really cool stuff, so we didn't have access to a lot of the content you did in the United States.
00:57:31.000 I had two pirate crank-yankers.
00:57:33.000 on a DVD burner, back from an old HP desktop.
00:57:38.000 So, yeah, and actually my wife and I, that was when I realized she had a sense of humor.
00:57:42.000 We watched Cranky Anchors.
00:57:43.000 We saw, first, when I first moved to the States at 18, the first comedian I saw was Jim Florentine
00:57:49.000 at the improv because of Cranky Anchors.
00:57:51.000 And I remember him mentioning you in your standup.
00:57:53.000 You know, it's funny, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
00:57:58.000 but really, piracy is the sincerest form of flattery.
00:58:02.000 think about it.
00:58:03.000 Right, yeah. 0.99
00:58:04.000 It is for a show that sucked. 0.95
00:58:07.000 It was a fantastic show. 0.97
00:58:09.000 Piracy is the highest form of flattery.
00:58:11.000 Tell that to Metallica. 0.99
00:58:12.000 Maybe it'll cheer them up, that and a few hundred million dollars.
00:58:14.000 All right, we do have to get going.
00:58:16.000 Chassis.com, Adam Kroll.
00:58:18.000 Thank you so much for being here, sir.
00:58:20.000 We appreciate it, and we'll talk to you sometime soon.
00:58:22.000 Thanks Dan.
00:58:23.000 Alright, we'll be back after this!
00:58:26.000 The Young Turks!
00:58:30.000 So what happened?
00:58:32.000 I thought we were talking about facts.
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00:58:44.000 One other fact that I wanted to share with you is about, uh, you know...
00:58:50.000 Reader's Digest in the 1970s made a point to really sensationalize the notion of the... No informed you won't need it back, Jack!
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01:00:09.000 Hey guys, quick one live riddle of the week.
01:00:11.000 It's not to tell you about Mug Club, because I already have, or Walther, because you've already likely purchased them.
01:00:14.000 If not, you should be ashamed of yourself.
01:00:15.000 It's to tell you that next week, Monday, CNN is hosting five live town halls, and so will we.
01:00:21.000 We'll be live streaming their live stream from 7, I think, 7 Eastern, 8, depending on when we start.
01:00:27.000 Five candidates.
01:00:28.000 Klobuchar, Warren, Sanders, Harris, Buttkig.
01:00:31.000 You can pick two.
01:00:32.000 Depending on how it goes, maybe we'll do the rest of the town halls on Monday.
01:00:36.000 Comment below.
01:00:36.000 Let me know which ones you want to see most.
01:00:38.000 And we'll be there with a live stream and drinking game rules to follow.
01:01:05.000 Sorry, I, uh, I, it's one of those days it's been pretty tough to, to do that and it's not...
01:01:09.000 Sorry guys, forgive me not doing the drowning dance.
01:01:11.000 I think this is the first time in four years.
01:01:15.000 I know that often in this last segment, I know the team is running out of time, the crowd closes, I talk about things.
01:01:24.000 Hopefully matter to you, hopefully mean something to you, and are hopefully helpful.
01:01:28.000 And I try to be honest with you, as honest as possible.
01:01:34.000 Vulnerable when appropriate.
01:01:37.000 But there's been something, it's been a hard week and it's hard to...
01:01:42.000 There's something that's been bothering me for a while that I haven't really...
01:01:50.000 I've talked about it but not to the severity of...
01:01:55.000 I actually, I think that probably my feelings could best be put into a song.
01:02:02.000 I don't know.
01:02:24.000 Hey, hey, my...
01:02:26.000 Hey, hey, my...
01:02:29.000 My, my. 0.80
01:02:34.000 The ground owl has got to die.
01:02:42.000 You live in the dirt instead of the skies.
01:02:50.000 The burrowing owl has got to die Instead of the skies, you live in the fields 1.00
01:03:08.000 You hiss at me, yeah, you're such a bitch. 1.00
01:03:19.000 Ever heard of property rights? 1.00
01:03:23.000 You little prick. 1.00
01:03:26.000 Put you six feet under beneath the fill I want you extinct, you little strange bird 1.00
01:03:51.000 you you 0.94
01:03:54.000 If I can't have that, I'll take in danger. 0.99
01:04:03.000 I want you wiped out, and gone for good. 0.99
01:04:10.000 I want you extinct, but I'll take in danger Hey, hey, my, my 1.00
01:04:26.000 you you 0.99
01:04:31.000 The ground owl has got to die. 0.99
01:04:38.000 You live in the dirt instead of the sky.