Louder with Crowder - May 24, 2019


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Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) joins CNN's "Morning Joe" to discuss his campaign for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and to debate his potential running mate, Ben Carson (R-GA). Meanwhile, CNN's Steve Krumholz has a run-in with a woman who thinks he should be fired from his campaign.

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00:00:00.000 Louder with Crowder Studios.
00:00:01.000 Protected exclusively by Walther.
00:00:04.000 Ann Harper.
00:00:06.000 Steven.
00:00:13.000 Thanks.
00:00:14.000 Wake up, Steven. 1.00
00:00:16.000 You wake up, you fascist son of a bitch! 1.00
00:00:20.000 What? 1.00
00:00:22.000 What's going on?
00:00:22.000 I'm afraid you're not gonna make your call time.
00:00:25.000 What are you talking about?
00:00:28.000 Is this what you're looking for?
00:00:31.000 These things are positively dangerous, Steve.
00:00:35.000 I disagree.
00:00:37.000 Especially when you take into account welfare's attention to safety measures. 1.00
00:00:41.000 Shut the hell up, you filthy firearm-loving whore! 1.00
00:00:46.000 You know, at first, I was trying to figure out why you paid me so much. 1.00
00:00:53.000 I wrote a book.
00:00:54.000 Now a book, which you obviously have never read.
00:00:58.000 I know everything I need to know about you.
00:01:00.000 YOU DIDN'T READ THE COCKADOODLE BOOK!
00:01:03.000 Okay, I'll read it.
00:01:05.000 I'll read your book, okay?
00:01:07.000 Just let me out of here.
00:01:08.000 No, no, no.
00:01:09.000 It's far too late for that now.
00:01:12.000 It's time for you to pay your penance.
00:01:15.000 Your premium.
00:01:17.000 Premium? 0.89
00:01:17.000 What the hell are you talking about? 0.89
00:01:19.000 What's going on over here? 0.95
00:01:20.000 Why am I strapped down?
00:01:22.000 Bernie, whatever it is you're thinking about doing, please don't do it!
00:01:25.000 Please don't do it, Bernie!
00:01:27.000 Time to put your beloved for-profit healthcare to the test.
00:01:32.000 Bernie, no. 0.87
00:01:33.000 Oh God, no.
00:01:33.000 Bernie, please don't do this.
00:01:34.000 You don't have to do this.
00:01:35.000 Just put the hammer down.
00:01:37.000 Put the hammer down, Bernie.
00:01:38.000 Almost done!
00:01:41.000 Just one more! 0.72
00:01:44.000 Now that's what I call a pre-existing condition!
00:01:50.000 Ha ha ha ha! He's a strange animal!
00:01:54.000 He's a strange animal!
00:02:00.000 That's what I thought!
00:02:04.000 He's a strange animal!
00:02:09.000 He's a strange animal!
00:02:13.000 That's what I thought!
00:02:30.000 I'm very pleased to be hosting this program today.
00:02:34.000 Stephen Carter is...
00:02:36.000 You've been disposed.
00:02:37.000 I appreciate that.
00:02:38.000 Understandable.
00:02:39.000 We'll have Mark Levin on the program later today.
00:02:42.000 We'll be talking about health care.
00:02:44.000 All the other DNC candidates are running, of course, calling for this nomination.
00:02:50.000 We have a quarter Afro-American Garrett.
00:02:54.000 What's up?
00:02:54.000 How's it going?
00:02:55.000 Half-Oriental Asian Bill Richmond is here. 0.53
00:02:59.000 Thank you, Senator.
00:03:03.000 Gerald Morgan Jr.
00:03:06.000 with the wine of the day.
00:03:07.000 Yes.
00:03:07.000 And I brought a special one for you, sir, because, uh, the kind of policies that you tend to push on us do this to dissidents.
00:03:12.000 It's called a, it's called a blindfold.
00:03:14.000 They usually get shot right afterwards.
00:03:15.000 So I just thought it was, it was just, it was for you.
00:03:18.000 That's a reasonable.
00:03:20.000 So I guess the question of the day, which is important for everyone to be discussing right now, given the current state of our, of our democracy, which of the 217 people running against me, Should I choose?
00:03:35.000 It's my running mate.
00:03:36.000 You pick a horse, you tell me.
00:03:38.000 Is it the comments section?
00:03:40.000 It's the comments.
00:03:41.000 It's what the kids use underneath.
00:03:42.000 Before we get to that and my problems with all of the nominees, leading the news, homeland of urban development, HUD secretary.
00:03:51.000 Doctor, I don't think that's actually the acronym.
00:03:53.000 It's relevant to the story.
00:03:55.000 Ben Carson was asked about real estate on properties commonly referred to as REOs.
00:04:01.000 Unfortunately for the doctor, he heard Oreos.
00:04:05.000 As you look it up, I'd also like you to get back to me, if you don't mind, to explain the disparity in REO rates.
00:04:12.000 Do you know what an REO is?
00:04:13.000 An Oreo?
00:04:16.000 No, not an Oreo.
00:04:17.000 An REO.
00:04:19.000 Real estate.
00:04:22.000 Dr. Ben Carson was subsequently asked about the effects of real estate on foreclosures that they've had on the African-American community.
00:04:31.000 And Ben Carson responded that he would have to, quote, ask a black guy and get back to you!
00:04:39.000 Wow. 1.00
00:04:39.000 That mulatto son of a bitch! 1.00
00:04:50.000 Oh my gosh, look, just because he doesn't parrot the leftist policies doesn't mean he's, I mean, not black? 1.00
00:04:55.000 I mean, come on, that's a little bit of an unfair characterization, I would say.
00:04:59.000 He should have known what an REO was, but, you know.
00:05:02.000 Hey, Mumble McMumbleson, he couldn't hear what she was saying.
00:05:04.000 That's true.
00:05:05.000 He was hungry.
00:05:06.000 Is that the lady's name? 0.81
00:05:09.000 By the way, Kota Afro-American, you don't have to keep me on screen for the whole remainder
00:05:14.000 because sometimes I'll have a crick in my neck.
00:05:18.000 In international news, patriots in the United Kingdom, they've started throwing milkshakes
00:05:24.000 at their fascist opponents.
00:05:26.000 So far, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, and Sargon, love of a cat, have all been milkshaked
00:05:35.000 by these brave British patriots.
00:05:38.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this method!
00:05:44.000 Hey, wait! 0.99
00:05:46.000 Ah!
00:05:47.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 0.97
00:05:50.000 It's remarkably wild.
00:05:52.000 Wow.
00:05:52.000 Effective.
00:05:53.000 Yeah.
00:05:54.000 It's a waste of a milkshake, though.
00:05:55.000 I mean, that's true.
00:05:56.000 What's your favorite flavor there, Senator?
00:05:57.000 I put vanilla.
00:06:00.000 That's a surprise.
00:06:01.000 That's a frame I apply with ice cream and gelato.
00:06:06.000 No Oreos in there?
00:06:07.000 Frosties.
00:06:07.000 No Oreos at all.
00:06:08.000 Frosties.
00:06:09.000 No flavors of any kind added.
00:06:10.000 I'm a pure vanilla man.
00:06:11.000 Pure vanilla, right?
00:06:13.000 Just like your economic.
00:06:14.000 I appreciate your consistency.
00:06:16.000 Yourself?
00:06:17.000 I prefer black, white, and yellow.
00:06:20.000 So a girl?
00:06:22.000 Her horror, okay, absolute horror, on a Reddit thread about accidentally giving her father herpes after using his razor.
00:06:30.000 This comes from the Mirror.
00:06:33.000 That's terrible.
00:06:34.000 The sexually active girl was on holiday and used her father's razor to touch up... 1.00
00:06:41.000 Down there?
00:06:42.000 Before going on again?
00:06:43.000 You never know what's going to happen.
00:06:45.000 And the event was described by Vice President Mike Pence as an itchy wake-up call on abstinence-only education! 1.00
00:06:55.000 I've got an itchy face, son of a whore! 1.00
00:06:59.000 Why didn't she say, shut up, a whore! 1.00
00:07:01.000 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00
00:07:02.000 I'm so sorry.
00:07:04.000 This story would be even funnier if it hadn't caused her parents to actually split up.
00:07:11.000 They actually got in a big fight over this because you can't get this the other way.
00:07:15.000 That becomes a crisis.
00:07:16.000 It's a cautionary tale.
00:07:18.000 No one should be forced to split up and then not be able to survive.
00:07:23.000 Simply because they use the Venus on the nether.
00:07:27.000 That's true, but in socialist economies, don't they tend to run out of things that are common, like razor blades?
00:07:32.000 People would actually have to share those a lot.
00:07:35.000 The ship lines are actually a good thing.
00:07:37.000 Oh, they're a good thing.
00:07:38.000 In other countries, they don't.
00:07:40.000 Not for herpes, they're not, apparently.
00:07:42.000 Here's something, by the way.
00:07:45.000 But you don't hear every day.
00:07:47.000 An Austrian official warned against a cow-kissing challenge for charity.
00:07:52.000 The official said that pastures are not petting zoos and getting intimate with cows can have serious consequences.
00:07:59.000 And most affected by this news, citing unbearable loneliness, was John McCain's daughter!
00:08:10.000 Wow.
00:08:11.000 Oh my god.
00:08:13.000 Senator, that is just... I think allowing Bernie to do these photoshops was a bad idea.
00:08:19.000 Yes, that was... YOU SON OF A BITCH HAMILTON! 1.00
00:08:24.000 He's so uptight, this one! 1.00
00:08:26.000 He needs more wine.
00:08:28.000 Breadline prisoner wine or whatever.
00:08:30.000 Exactly, thank you very much.
00:08:32.000 Go ahead, take it away.
00:08:35.000 Go ahead, take it away.
00:08:36.000 It's a sigil, yeah.
00:08:38.000 Go ahead.
00:08:39.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:40.000 Go ahead.
00:08:41.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:42.000 Go ahead.
00:08:43.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:44.000 Go ahead.
00:08:45.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:46.000 Go ahead.
00:08:47.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:48.000 Go ahead.
00:08:49.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:50.000 Go ahead.
00:08:51.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:52.000 Go ahead.
00:08:53.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:54.000 Go ahead.
00:08:55.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:56.000 Go ahead.
00:08:57.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:08:58.000 Go ahead.
00:08:59.000 I'll give you a minute.
00:09:01.000 Now, uh, switching to comedy, because we're doing a late-night program here tonight.
00:09:06.000 The talented and brave Amy Schumer talked to Instagram this week to stick it to the patriarchy and show the world what new motherhood is actually like by snapping a picture with her breastbone, as you can see. 0.57
00:09:19.000 Can we bring the photograph up again, ma'am?
00:09:22.000 You want to see that again?
00:09:22.000 Now this story gives new meaning to your browser requesting that you accept cookies!
00:09:32.000 I DID IMMEDIATELY!
00:09:32.000 I'M FILTHY!
00:09:32.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA By the way, I hope he doesn't anticipate passing the ball again.
00:10:05.000 Oh my gosh, look, it's just not a, it's not a brave, she's not funny and it's not brave.
00:10:08.000 Both of those things are wrong, sorry.
00:10:10.000 Finally, Alabama Public Television, they refused to air the gay wedding episode of the children's program, Author.
00:10:17.000 Fantastic!
00:10:18.000 They aired a rerun in, have you followed this?
00:10:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:10:21.000 Instead they aired a rerun in Alabama of the highly publicized, in place story of the, I'm not used to using prompter.
00:10:31.000 No, I speak from the heart.
00:10:33.000 Oh, from the heart, yeah.
00:10:34.000 As a human being.
00:10:35.000 Really?
00:10:35.000 They ran a rerun instead of... Try it again.
00:10:39.000 Instead of a highly publicized, as you know, Mr. Ratburn.
00:10:42.000 Yes.
00:10:42.000 And the special someone.
00:10:43.000 Special, special someone.
00:10:44.000 The episode that... Okay, okay, gay, gay Ronan's getting married! 0.93
00:10:49.000 You've come a long way from an empty toilet paper roll and Richard Gere's... 0.98
00:10:58.000 I say Richard Gere, I apologize!
00:11:01.000 I meant Pete Bootygig! 0.96
00:11:04.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! He gets it!
00:11:08.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:11:11.000 Senator, I mean, how do you feel about that, running mate?
00:11:14.000 As a potential running mate?
00:11:17.000 Are we talking about Pete Buttigieg?
00:11:19.000 Yeah, Buttigieg.
00:11:20.000 You know, that actually, that's what we call a segway.
00:11:24.000 Because we're going to discuss all of the candidates.
00:11:27.000 Before I go, do you have preferences yourselves?
00:11:30.000 And people who are watching in the comments section, let us know who you think is the most viable candidate.
00:11:36.000 Vile, I think.
00:11:38.000 I'm not going to let you catch me with that one.
00:11:42.000 Well, no, but you started this, Donald Trump.
00:11:46.000 I think the best candidates are going to have to be the ones that are millionaires.
00:11:49.000 So that's why I love you right at the top of the list there, Senator.
00:11:53.000 There you go.
00:11:54.000 And Beto.
00:11:54.000 Beto would be a good candidate.
00:11:55.000 If you write a best-selling book as well rather than playing a third fiddle on a third-string late-night program, you too could probably be a millionaire.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:06.000 If we suckled at the government teeth for a while, maybe we could be millionaires.
00:12:09.000 Do you have a preferred candidate?
00:12:12.000 Booty Gig, I think.
00:12:13.000 For name alone.
00:12:14.000 Okay.
00:12:15.000 Because it's hilarious.
00:12:15.000 So there are almost 20 Democratic candidates running at this point.
00:12:19.000 And I'm going to go through reasons for why you shouldn't vote for any of them.
00:12:24.000 Pete Booty Gig. 0.99
00:12:27.000 First he served in the military, mayor of a small town in Indiana, but his greatest qualification, of which he lets you know constantly, is that he's a f***! 0.98
00:12:37.000 Roll clip! 0.99
00:12:39.000 Plenty of indications by the time I was 15 or so that I could point back and be like, yeah, this kid's gay.
00:12:44.000 When I came out, Mike Pence was the governor of Indiana.
00:12:48.000 When I joined the military, don't ask, don't tell was still the law of the land.
00:12:50.000 Oh boy.
00:12:51.000 I looked at that little screen on my phone and I saw this smile.
00:12:54.000 This guy.
00:12:56.000 And I clicked the button on the right.
00:12:57.000 Because I had to meet him.
00:12:59.000 The most important thing in my life.
00:13:01.000 My marriage to Chastin.
00:13:03.000 Okay!
00:13:05.000 We did it!
00:13:09.000 Right, if that's your only qualification, right, is your sex, your preference in sex, or your gender, that's not much of a qualification. 0.89
00:13:18.000 If that were the case, he'd be the front runner because of American's pension for Chinese pornography! 0.99
00:13:27.000 Absolutely!
00:13:28.000 You're the best! 1.00
00:13:29.000 Filthy bitch! 1.00
00:13:30.000 Nothing makes a white customer happier than seeing an Asian penis. 1.00
00:13:34.000 Kamala Harris! 1.00
00:13:35.000 That is not true, that is not true. 0.99
00:13:36.000 Now many people don't know this, But my colleague Kamala Harris, huge slut, filthy, her career was actually kickstarted by San Francisco Mayor, ironically named Willie Brown. 1.00
00:13:57.000 Who just so happened to be the most influential man in California politics, who later admitted to sleeping with her! 0.99
00:14:05.000 Oh, wow.
00:14:06.000 By the way, she's also a cop!
00:14:08.000 Did you hear that? 1.00
00:14:10.000 Kill her, Mike! 1.00
00:14:11.000 She's a cop! 1.00
00:14:15.000 Oh my gosh, yeah.
00:14:17.000 That's a way to get to the top, though.
00:14:17.000 As an aggressive prosecutor, she defended the California, you probably could speak to this, half-Oriental, the three-strike law in California.
00:14:25.000 She upheld, I believe, was the only state that imposed life sentences for a third strike that could be even any minor felony.
00:14:33.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:14:34.000 You s*** the streets of San Francisco, She's throwing you in the clink. 0.83
00:14:37.000 Well, it's reasonable. 0.88
00:14:38.000 They've got a lot of people doing that.
00:14:40.000 Just San Francisco, all of California.
00:14:41.000 And it seems here that you're... These are almost like Republican viewpoints.
00:14:46.000 It's really interesting to hear you say that.
00:14:48.000 You're bringing up very good reasons why, so far, these people shouldn't be considered.
00:14:52.000 THE BOSTON BOMBER CAN'T CATCH A BREAK! 0.89
00:14:56.000 There he goes.
00:14:57.000 There he goes.
00:14:58.000 He's right back to it.
00:14:59.000 And you're back off.
00:14:59.000 Okay, never mind.
00:15:00.000 ONE MARATHON AND YOU'RE TARNED FOR LIFE!
00:15:04.000 Wow.
00:15:06.000 Jeez.
00:15:07.000 And now, by the way, she's pretending, have you seen this?
00:15:11.000 To be a cool kid who smokes ganja and listens to hip-hop.
00:15:16.000 Here.
00:15:19.000 And I inhale.
00:15:20.000 I did inhale.
00:15:21.000 You inhaled.
00:15:23.000 It was a long time ago.
00:15:25.000 Nice job.
00:15:26.000 She's hip with the kids.
00:15:27.000 I just broke loose.
00:15:29.000 I mean, was it in college?
00:15:32.000 What were you listening to when you was high?
00:15:33.000 What was on?
00:15:34.000 What song was it?
00:15:36.000 Oh my goodness.
00:15:37.000 Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.
00:15:39.000 Uh-huh.
00:15:40.000 Tupac, for sure.
00:15:42.000 It's pronounced Shakur.
00:15:46.000 I see what you did there!
00:15:47.000 On your leg! 0.93
00:15:49.000 And I like it because I want a kneecapper! 0.99
00:15:52.000 Lights on your heart!
00:15:55.000 Wow!
00:15:55.000 Come on!
00:15:56.000 She wouldn't be on ice skates! 0.98
00:15:58.000 She'd be on furlough! 1.00
00:16:04.000 Let me get this straight!
00:16:06.000 She graduated college in 87, right?
00:16:11.000 Snoop and Tupac didn't have albums until the 90s.
00:16:16.000 So either she had a DeLorean, or she was so high, while simultaneously locking up non-violent drug offenders in massive numbers, she was banging the mayor of Clockwork Elmsville!
00:16:33.000 That's a reasonable charge.
00:16:34.000 It really is.
00:16:35.000 Oh, man.
00:16:36.000 What were you, 65 during the early 90s?
00:16:38.000 For sure!
00:16:42.000 Oh, and you smoked the pot, too, right?
00:16:44.000 I think we all know that.
00:16:45.000 There's no way you've gotten to be the man you are today without smoking pot.
00:16:49.000 I, uh, actually, I never took part.
00:16:51.000 Oh, really?
00:16:53.000 Only meth.
00:16:54.000 Only meth.
00:16:54.000 Don't stop thinking I'm responsible single-handedly for the modern opioid crisis!
00:17:00.000 Oh, well, thank you for that.
00:17:02.000 Thank you for that.
00:17:02.000 We appreciate it.
00:17:03.000 WHAT DO I WANT?
00:17:04.000 I NEED!
00:17:05.000 I NEED!
00:17:06.000 I NEED HELP!
00:17:07.000 Do we have a Bernie Sanders handler around?
00:17:11.000 I'd say one of my favorites is Bob Marley.
00:17:18.000 Okay, do you have a favorite band or a favorite musician? I'd say one of my favorites is Bob Marley. What good choice?
00:17:25.000 Marley was dead to begin with! She didn't shoot the sheriff!
00:17:34.000 She didn't shoot the deputy! 0.98
00:17:36.000 Just turned on and locked up fellow blacks and left their numbers! 0.66
00:17:42.000 That does look kinda bad when you're running for president. 0.97
00:17:44.000 It's alright.
00:17:45.000 She's running on the backs of the prisoners. 1.00
00:17:47.000 She wants them to vote.
00:17:48.000 Yes.
00:17:49.000 Oh, that's right!
00:17:50.000 That's right.
00:17:51.000 What do you think about that, lawyer?
00:17:52.000 You know, I think it's somewhat ironic that a lot of the folks she put into prison she now wants to vote.
00:17:58.000 I'm not quite sure she thought that all the way out.
00:18:01.000 It's fair.
00:18:02.000 But you like that, right, Senator?
00:18:03.000 It's inconsistent with my colleagues, and I won't speak badly of any of them.
00:18:07.000 But that might send the vote to you!
00:18:09.000 You never know, because they're not going to vote for her! 0.99
00:18:11.000 Could be straight in there.
00:18:12.000 Elizabeth Warren is next on the list.
00:18:14.000 This is the broad who recently called for a boycott of Fox News, calling it a hate-for-profit network.
00:18:22.000 Now, this is important to note the differences.
00:18:24.000 This stands in stark contrast to the Fox News town halls in which me and my colleague Pete Buttigieg There you go.
00:18:31.000 Correct pronunciation.
00:18:32.000 Butt giggle. 1.00
00:18:33.000 In order to reach new views.
00:18:34.000 Hey! 0.99
00:18:34.000 Hey Pocahontas! 0.99
00:18:36.000 I hope you can paint with all the colors of your plummeting ball numbers!
00:18:44.000 So you don't like her as a running mate?
00:18:46.000 I'm not a fan!
00:18:48.000 I appreciate that you used Pocahontas, though.
00:18:51.000 That at least shows that she's faking this supposed 1,000- Can you see with all the colors of your false DNA test?! ! 1.00
00:19:04.000 You're coming over to our side here a little bit.
00:19:06.000 I like it.
00:19:07.000 Do you think she would qualify to get into your wife's old university with that diversity number? 1.00
00:19:11.000 I would answer, but it's now defunct!
00:19:14.000 So fast!
00:19:15.000 It went defunct!
00:19:17.000 That's a shame.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, that happens, but what are you going to do?
00:19:21.000 Joe Biden! 1.00
00:19:24.000 When this guy's not grasping at straws for relevancy, he's just plain old grabbing ass! 0.99
00:19:32.000 and to the US Senate as well. 0.98
00:19:34.000 Things went from uncomfortable to plain awkward as Biden bent down slightly
00:19:40.000 apparently to whisper in Carter's ear.
00:19:42.000 AHHHHH!
00:19:43.000 And by the way, if that weren't enough, the guy's against Medicare for all!
00:19:49.000 What would you say to calls for some sort of universal health care or something like Medicare for All from some of the other people running in the Democratic primary?
00:19:57.000 Well, look, I think they're well-intended.
00:19:59.000 I think they mean it.
00:20:02.000 But here's the deal.
00:20:04.000 Right now, you have this overwhelming number of employers who are paying into the health care plan.
00:20:10.000 Why let them off the hook?
00:20:11.000 All of a sudden they don't have to pay anything?
00:20:13.000 What happens then to this whole thing about profit and the rest?
00:20:16.000 I mean, it should be part of the compensation if you have it.
00:20:19.000 There you go!
00:20:20.000 He wants to maximize profits for the insurance industry!
00:20:25.000 Unlike my plan, Medicare for All, which includes free mental health care and counseling for all the people against whom Biden's committed grievous sexual assault!
00:20:38.000 That alone could bankrupt the system, sir.
00:20:41.000 I don't know that we can support that.
00:20:43.000 It'll be a test!
00:20:45.000 I appreciate your care for the victims of Biden.
00:20:47.000 It's just warming the heart.
00:20:50.000 But also the mental health care services that you're championing, you should probably avail yourself of those services as well, sir.
00:20:55.000 Oh, I do!
00:20:56.000 I do quite!
00:20:56.000 You do?
00:20:57.000 Okay.
00:20:58.000 Well, maybe better health care would be better for you.
00:21:01.000 Maybe I'm not sure they're actually effective.
00:21:02.000 We need real doctors here.
00:21:03.000 Well, I can't sit on the couch for long!
00:21:07.000 Because my back gets creaky!
00:21:09.000 Oh, I thought it was the hemorrhoids.
00:21:10.000 Yes!
00:21:10.000 Yes!
00:21:11.000 Those as well! 1.00
00:21:12.000 I also had filthy sex with my therapist! 1.00
00:21:20.000 It was this next man's girlfriend! 1.00
00:21:23.000 We'll get to that in a moment!
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00:21:34.000 The next gentleman!
00:21:34.000 Yeah, do it.
00:21:35.000 iTunes as well.
00:21:36.000 Is Cory Booker, who I do, while being fair, is a grandstanding tool.
00:21:42.000 Okay, yeah.
00:21:43.000 I would actually agree with that.
00:21:45.000 This next young man couldn't be, yep, yep, that's true. 0.87
00:21:48.000 That's very good.
00:21:49.000 He couldn't be more cringey than, well, perhaps this is a prime example, when he made this claim while disingenuinely grandstanding.
00:21:59.000 I'm going to release the email about racial profiling, and I understand that the penalty comes with potential ousting from the Senate.
00:22:07.000 And if Senator Cornyn believes that I violated Senate rules, I openly invite... It's not against the rules, you toolbag!
00:22:15.000 I'm releasing that email right now.
00:22:17.000 This is about the closest I'll probably ever have in my life to an I am Spartacus moment.
00:22:22.000 No!
00:22:22.000 Booker!
00:22:23.000 The closest you'll come to a Spartacus moment is when everyone else stands up because they too have f***ed Rosario Dawson! 0.98
00:22:37.000 YOU! 0.99
00:22:38.000 JUST NOT YOU!
00:22:40.000 BECAUSE I'M QUITE SURE YOU'RE PLAYING SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH BEAUTY GANG! 1.00
00:22:48.000 That's actually probably true.
00:22:51.000 Oh my gosh, by the way, that was one of the worst moments of Cory Booker's career.
00:22:56.000 He got outed like the next day like, hey, this information's already publicly available.
00:23:01.000 But I've got to stand on the line.
00:23:04.000 You would never do something like that.
00:23:05.000 Can you tell us, Half-Oriental, is that in fact, was he committing some act of bravery, or was that in fact already the rules that was already released?
00:23:14.000 I mean, I think it does show a lot of courage to openly lie in a grandstand on C-SPAN.
00:23:21.000 I mean, I'm not willing to do it, so... Yes!
00:23:23.000 The lying, just like Rosario when she told you, don't worry, it happens to lots of guys!
00:23:34.000 By the way, this guy, this guy, he also thinks margaritas are made with vodka.
00:23:40.000 No.
00:23:41.000 Death penalty.
00:23:42.000 So a margarita is fruit, and there is ice, and there is vodka.
00:23:48.000 Push him off the ledge.
00:23:51.000 Push him off the ledge.
00:23:52.000 I'm sorry.
00:23:53.000 What do you expect from a guy who thinks a Bloody Mary consists of a Colt .45 and a misdemeanor?
00:24:04.000 Come on, I will lock you up for life! 1.00
00:24:09.000 Closing thoughts!
00:24:11.000 I kind of thought that you would be for this.
00:24:13.000 I thought Margarita's having vodka because of your love for Russia.
00:24:16.000 They produce tons of vodka.
00:24:18.000 I thought that would be cool with you.
00:24:19.000 I am a fan of the Soviet Union, but I'm not big on Jimmy Buffet!
00:24:26.000 But you can still, like, Margarita's not Margaritaville, sir.
00:24:29.000 Yeah, that's totally different.
00:24:30.000 Turn up your hearing aid if you can't hear me.
00:24:32.000 Well, I got one!
00:24:34.000 One of the Margaritaville machines as a honeymoon gift from a Russian czar! 0.88
00:24:40.000 Oh! 1.00
00:24:40.000 And Bed Bath & Beyond, those filthy assholes, changed their return policy! 1.00
00:24:46.000 Ah, yes. 1.00
00:24:47.000 Every time.
00:24:48.000 You need the 20% off coupon, then it's worth it. 1.00
00:24:50.000 That's the last time I buy a Dyson from you, asshole! 1.00
00:24:56.000 These critiques, though, seem a little bit self-serving. 1.00
00:24:59.000 This kind of leaves us with one person primarily to vote for on that side.
00:25:04.000 Is there a reason?
00:25:05.000 That's a fair point!
00:25:06.000 Fair point?
00:25:07.000 And I believe we'll talk about it before I hear a half-Oriental's closing thoughts with Mark Levin.
00:25:15.000 I guess we'll just go to Mark with it!
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00:26:28.000 Let's turn to one part of this that I find most interesting because
00:26:39.000 Because whenever you have an organization like this or like I'm thinking of other movements like
00:26:45.000 Blegs it and things like this Okay, so I had some time to calm down
00:27:10.000 Yeah.
00:27:11.000 I got a little bit heated before the show.
00:27:12.000 You did?
00:27:13.000 It's okay.
00:27:13.000 Before on the first break.
00:27:15.000 It's true.
00:27:15.000 It's true.
00:27:16.000 It's okay.
00:27:16.000 But our next guest I have right here, I have in front of me.
00:27:20.000 I don't watch his program.
00:27:24.000 Full disclosure, but it's on Fox News, Blaze TV, Levin TV, and his new book is On Freedom of the Press.
00:27:36.000 Mark, Mr. Levin, thank you for coming on the program.
00:27:41.000 It is a great honor, kind of.
00:27:43.000 Thank you.
00:27:44.000 Thank you.
00:27:45.000 I appreciate it.
00:27:46.000 Let me ask your book, Mark, on freedom of the press.
00:27:51.000 Yes.
00:27:51.000 Can you explain it for people, notably this audience, who has not read it?
00:27:58.000 Yes.
00:27:59.000 Well, you're very good, by the way.
00:28:04.000 I think the problem we have here in our country is we do not have a free press.
00:28:08.000 We have a media.
00:28:10.000 A media that likes people like you.
00:28:11.000 A media that's made up of people like you.
00:28:14.000 A media that basically advances a social activism, progressivism, Democrat Party agenda.
00:28:20.000 Where you have about 80% of the Republicans who reject it.
00:28:23.000 About 80% of the Democrats who love it.
00:28:27.000 When you look at your favorite networks, CNN and MSNBC, or your favorite newspapers, Pravda, I mean the New York Times and the Washington Post, You can see that, again, it is loaded with people who are pushing your opinion rather than news.
00:28:42.000 Well, Mark, Mark, to be fair for a moment, Mark, I want to be clear.
00:28:47.000 You've sort of alluded that the American press has gone from being this perhaps great bastion of objective journalism to effectively degenerating into more of a standardless profession.
00:29:02.000 Do I have that approximately correct?
00:29:05.000 You do have it approximately correct, and basically- AND DO YOU BLAME YOURSELF?!
00:29:13.000 Me?
00:29:13.000 No, I'm just a little part of the media, but I'm not part of the news media, that's for sure.
00:29:17.000 But you do have- Mark, Mark, to be fair, you do have three shows to your name.
00:29:22.000 You have a lot of programs out there in the media.
00:29:26.000 And Bernie, let me tell you something.
00:29:27.000 I've asked you to come on every one of them.
00:29:29.000 And you won't come on any of my shows?
00:29:31.000 Why is that?
00:29:32.000 Listen, Vermont is a very diverse, busy state, and I can't always be appearing on every show that asks, but I will make it a point, after this program, to appear.
00:29:47.000 We'd love to have you on, because I want to dig into your philosophy, you know, Marxism, Hegelism and Rousseauism and hemorrhoidism, the whole thing.
00:29:57.000 No, Mark, Mark, that is a misrepresentation of what I believe, OK?
00:30:02.000 I do not want the United States to be like Venezuela, which people have said.
00:30:06.000 That's not true.
00:30:07.000 That's not true.
00:30:07.000 I want a better care for all and a system like you would see in Catalonia in the 1930s, which was very successful.
00:30:16.000 Mark, so let's not do the misrepresenting of each other's voices here, but it is your presupposition that the media is far left, correct?
00:30:26.000 When you yourself have a show on Fox News.
00:30:30.000 Yeah, okay, that's like Israel in the middle of the Middle East, you know? 0.85
00:30:33.000 It's true.
00:30:34.000 The fact is that the rest of the Middle East would be like the American media, you know?
00:30:39.000 You look at the New York Times.
00:30:40.000 The New York Times lied about the Holocaust.
00:30:42.000 I'd say that's pretty bad, Bernie.
00:30:44.000 And the New York Times lied about the wiping out of 10 million Ukrainians by Stalin.
00:30:50.000 I'd say that was pretty bad, too.
00:30:51.000 And they call themselves the paper of record and all the news that's fit to print.
00:30:57.000 I just don't buy it.
00:30:58.000 We go into that in the book.
00:30:59.000 The New York Times did not lie about the Holocaust.
00:31:00.000 That is bombastic, divisive.
00:31:05.000 And that is untrue, Mark.
00:31:08.000 Well, I don't know.
00:31:09.000 Many scholars have pointed it out.
00:31:10.000 I just decided to make it available to the vast majority of the American people that the New York Times pushed the Holocaust to its back pages.
00:31:19.000 Where I come from, that's pretty bad.
00:31:21.000 Also, they did the same thing with the slaughter of the Ukrainians, as I point out. 0.76
00:31:24.000 But we even have this Russia collusion thing.
00:31:26.000 You're familiar with Russia, you know.
00:31:28.000 You spent your honeymoon in Moscow.
00:31:30.000 You know it better than I do.
00:31:31.000 That's true.
00:31:32.000 And that went on for... I had a wonderful experience.
00:31:36.000 I do not shy away from it.
00:31:37.000 I've been very open about this.
00:31:39.000 Russia's been a very beautiful place that I think that, of course, President Trump has colluded with.
00:31:45.000 And let me bring you to my next point.
00:31:47.000 Mark, Mark, we're getting off topic.
00:31:50.000 Where do you line up on impeachment?
00:31:56.000 I believe that we should impeach Nancy Pelosi and maybe Chuck Schumer, although they're not subject to impeachment.
00:32:02.000 Maybe expel them.
00:32:04.000 I reject impeachment of the President of the United States.
00:32:06.000 He's a victim.
00:32:07.000 These police state tactics out of the FBI and the Department of Justice.
00:32:11.000 There was already a criminal investigation.
00:32:13.000 We have Jerry Nadler.
00:32:14.000 You know Jerry.
00:32:15.000 You guys used to hang around in the same basements and so forth.
00:32:18.000 That's true.
00:32:19.000 You got guys like Jerry Nadler and other leftists, mostly out of New York and San Francisco, L.A.
00:32:25.000 and so forth.
00:32:26.000 And they're trying to topple this presidency and disenfranchise 63 million people who voted for this president.
00:32:32.000 They put out these phony subpoenas for his personal records.
00:32:36.000 Look, the president's a billionaire.
00:32:37.000 You're a multimillionaire.
00:32:39.000 Nancy Pelosi's worth tens of millions of dollars. 1.00
00:32:42.000 So maybe everybody should release their tax returns.
00:32:44.000 Look, perhaps if you write a New York Times best-selling book, you could be a multimillionaire, too.
00:32:50.000 Okay?
00:32:50.000 That's not fair character.
00:32:52.000 How do you know I'm not?
00:32:54.000 Mark, Mark, there's no need for personal insults.
00:32:57.000 I've written two best-selling books here.
00:33:00.000 Yes, you have.
00:33:00.000 Not everybody has done that, and I have paid my fair share, at which point, who doesn't deserve a third lake house?
00:33:07.000 Okay?
00:33:09.000 We've talked about this fairly, Mark.
00:33:12.000 So, yourself.
00:33:14.000 It sounds to me like you're doing quite a bit of whataboutism, Mark.
00:33:18.000 What about Nancy Pelosi?
00:33:19.000 What about Chuck Schumer?
00:33:22.000 What about the man in office who is vulgar, dangerous, and has deregulated an economy that has, frankly, hurt the middle class?
00:33:32.000 Mark.
00:33:33.000 I don't mind whataboutism, by the way.
00:33:35.000 It's the one ism I like.
00:33:36.000 You know, it beats Marxism and Socialism.
00:33:39.000 Anyway, what do I think about the President?
00:33:41.000 Actually, the middle class has expanded.
00:33:43.000 There is job creation.
00:33:45.000 We call it capitalism.
00:33:46.000 Tax cuts, reducing government, reducing regulations.
00:33:49.000 That's why we have such great wealth in this country.
00:33:52.000 And that's why we have such great growth.
00:33:54.000 That's why we're the biggest middle class of any society on the face of the earth.
00:33:58.000 That's why you can go into a supermarket and purchase virtually anything you want.
00:34:01.000 We live like kings and queens compared to 200 years ago. 0.97
00:34:05.000 Unlike your Venezuela, or Cuba, or all the other experiments that take place, even in an industrialized... Ah, horse s***! 0.96
00:34:11.000 Yes. 0.99
00:34:11.000 I'm talking about places like Denmark, and Sweden, and Finland, you heck! 0.99
00:34:21.000 And like Vermont.
00:34:22.000 That's true.
00:34:24.000 That's true.
00:34:24.000 We do.
00:34:25.000 We have, in Vermont, we have a more socialized system and we don't leave anybody left behind, Mark.
00:34:31.000 But let me ask you a final question.
00:34:32.000 We do have to get going.
00:34:33.000 I appreciate you taking this.
00:34:34.000 The book is Unfreedom of the Press from a man who hosts four programs in primetime.
00:34:40.000 So, Mark, which Democrat currently running do you think has a new estimation, okay, the
00:34:52.000 best chance of beating Mr. Trump?
00:34:56.000 I think John Hickenlooper.
00:34:58.000 I think that's his name.
00:34:59.000 I think John Hickenlooper, or Hickenhooper, or whatever his name is, I think he has the best chance.
00:35:05.000 I think that looks pretty good on a bumper sticker.
00:35:08.000 Maybe Andrew Yang.
00:35:10.000 I understand Andrew Yang is running for president of this country, so I'd put my money on those two.
00:35:15.000 Okay.
00:35:16.000 Perhaps I should rephrase.
00:35:17.000 Which senior citizen who happens to be a Democratic candidate do you believe would most likely effectively beat Donald Trump?
00:35:27.000 I'd say Elizabeth Warren.
00:35:28.000 She looks a little long in the tooth. 0.99
00:35:30.000 I suspect she might have a shot at it.
00:35:32.000 Allow me to rephrase!
00:35:35.000 Which senior citizen who may or may not have been or currently is a senator in Vermont do you think could beat Donald Trump?
00:35:50.000 Joe Biden? 0.97
00:35:52.000 Oh, horse s***! 1.00
00:35:53.000 I've had enough of this bloke! 0.98
00:35:56.000 Let's move on to the close!
00:35:58.000 LET'S CLOSE! 0.75
00:36:00.000 Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I'm the only member of the DNC from the last election cycle cannot get an F from the NRA!
00:36:21.000 I got a D-minus.
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00:38:00.000 NO!
00:38:00.000 NO!
00:38:01.000 TAKE IT OFF THE SCREEN!
00:38:03.000 DON'T DO IT!
00:38:04.000 STOP! 1.00
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00:38:15.000 Don't do it!
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00:38:19.000 so so
00:38:38.000 so so uh i have to say that i am not a huge fan of the program
00:39:05.000 but i i mean I'm fond of... I'm fond of The Drowning Dead.
00:39:10.000 I appreciate it.
00:39:10.000 The Drowning Dead.
00:39:12.000 Thanks for coming out.
00:39:12.000 I mean, it wasn't great, but... Good job.
00:39:18.000 That's okay.
00:39:21.000 So I do want to talk, in this last segment, I get asked this a lot on the campaign trail.
00:39:30.000 A question from many American citizens from the heart, and I'd like to take the opportunity to answer this for all Americans, not just the ones who will vote for me, but for all Americans.
00:39:46.000 We find ourselves in tough times.
00:39:50.000 Unemployment in this country is almost 3.9%.
00:39:55.000 Average individual wages have slowed to less than 5.5% growth year over year.
00:40:02.000 Sure, there's a job surplus, but for many of you, these are not the jobs you want.
00:40:09.000 Well, the tax break across the board has put more money in most people's pockets.
00:40:14.000 Yeah, for sure, for sure.
00:40:17.000 It has disproportionately put more money in the pockets of the wealthiest 10%.
00:40:24.000 Okay?
00:40:25.000 And this has led to many people to feel that the American dream is dead.
00:40:32.000 That the lifestyle your parents maybe enjoyed is out of reach for many of you.
00:40:39.000 And I could ask that.
00:40:42.000 If the American dream is dead, and as it pertains to the question of any meaningful change to reverse course, Many people who talk to me and they feel, you feel hopeless.
00:40:56.000 Aren't most of us the 10%?
00:41:00.000 Nope.
00:41:04.000 That's the carrot that's dangled.
00:41:07.000 Like a rabbit on a treadmill.
00:41:10.000 Have you seen the rabbit on the treadmill?
00:41:15.000 Yeah.
00:41:15.000 With the wheel going around, but there's no carrot.
00:41:20.000 So I want to take this opportunity for many of you who feel hopeless to tell you that as a public figure and as one who wants to inspire many of you to understand what's going on in our country, Then it's hopeless!
00:41:40.000 Listen!
00:41:41.000 Unless you vote for me, there's no way you can make it in this country!
00:41:47.000 You need me!
00:41:48.000 Healthcare!
00:41:50.000 Education!
00:41:51.000 A living wage!
00:41:54.000 Without me, none of those things are possible!
00:41:58.000 What other choice do you have?
00:42:01.000 Do it on your own and pull yourself up by your bootstraps? 1.00
00:42:06.000 You son of a bitch! 1.00
00:42:07.000 You delusional son of a bitch! 1.00
00:42:11.000 Who wears boots with straps anymore? 1.00
00:42:14.000 You need me!
00:42:16.000 You can't make it in America without me!
00:42:21.000 That's just what the Koch brothers want you to think!
00:42:25.000 And I'll fade out!