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00:05:15.000 Wonderful.

00:05:16.000 Four months allowance well spent.

00:05:19.000 Before we get to Gavin McInnes and the show today, we are going to be talking about the five top times that social justice warriors have cannibalized their own in light of SNL recently.

00:05:27.000 Fun.

00:05:28.000 A couple of questions.

00:05:30.000 What do you think of leftists who still insist that cancel culture doesn't exist?

00:05:33.000 That it's not a thing?

00:05:35.000 How far do you think they'll have to go before they acknowledge it?

00:05:36.000 Secondly, why have none of you fat shamed me?

00:05:41.000 This is important.

00:05:44.000 I've had an injury.

00:05:45.000 Really?

00:05:46.000 Yes, I need to lose 15 pounds.

00:05:48.000 Seriously, comment, I want you to fat shame me to motivate me.

00:05:51.000 I got on the scale, and I was going, well, I'm getting really big, buddy.

00:05:55.000 Why didn't anyone tell me?

00:05:59.000 We insult you in other ways.

00:06:00.000 Wait, can we give a reward to the best fat shaming?

00:06:03.000 Ooh, that'd be good.

00:06:03.000 Yes, we can give an award to the best fat shaming.

00:06:06.000 I need to lose precisely 13 pounds.

00:06:06.000 Yes.

00:06:08.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is with me today.

00:06:10.000 Hello, friends.

00:06:11.000 Quarter black Garrett is here. 0.97

00:06:12.000 G. Morgan Jr., what's the wine of the day?

00:06:14.000 Not Gerald B. The wine of the day is Realm Fidelio.

00:06:17.000 What does that even mean?

00:06:18.000 Realm... I don't know, but it was in a movie.

00:06:20.000 I prefer Realm Castro.

00:06:21.000 I should know it, but... All right, we have Gavin McInnes in the show.

00:06:25.000 Ooh, favorite people like that.

00:06:26.000 And, uh, yeah, we're gonna be talking about a whole lot of stuff.

00:06:28.000 All right, kicking us off, Hannah Gatsby.

00:06:30.000 She won a Creative Arts Emmy for Outstanding Writing in Variety or Comedy Special for Nanette.

00:06:30.000 Remember her?

00:06:36.000 And she wrote this, in accepting the award, she's... In accepting the award...

00:06:41.000 Oh no, that's not her.

00:06:42.000 I'm reading a different quote.

00:06:43.000 She just said, if you found strength in Nanette, know that our stories matter.

00:06:48.000 Our humanity matters.

00:06:50.000 Okay, whatever you say, mister.

00:06:51.000 Nanette! 1.00

00:06:53.000 It's important.

00:06:53.000 The Net actually beat out a crowded field of nominees this year for outstanding writing in a comedy special, including HBO's Chernobyl, Peter Jackson's They Will Not Grow Old, and that grainy black-and-white Holocaust footage you were forced to watch your sophomore year.

00:07:06.000 So it did face some stout competition.

00:07:10.000 Deprecation is self-humiliation.

00:07:13.000 Yes.

00:07:16.000 It was something, just not comedy.

00:07:17.000 This is another thing that's happening.

00:07:18.000 The pornography website Dang Bros.

00:07:21.000 That's a website that's bidding $10 million for the naming rights in an arena in Miami.

00:07:27.000 The company said that it wishes to call the venue the Bang Bros Center.

00:07:33.000 Bang Bros.

00:07:35.000 Coincidentally, also the name of Ilan Omar's new autobiography.

00:07:38.000 Look, it was a publicity stunt and it was cheap!

00:07:45.000 Immigration fraud? What? No.

00:07:52.000 I might nail on Omar as Andy Cosby. No!

00:07:58.000 Speaking of creepy things that are off-putting, Joe Biden had another moment of being Joe Biden.

00:08:07.000 $8,000 tax credit for everybody who has child care costs.

00:08:13.000 It would put 720 million women back in the workforce. 0.99

00:08:20.000 What I love is he stuttered there.

00:08:22.000 720 million.

00:08:22.000 He did.

00:08:23.000 And you think, oh, he's going to correct himself.

00:08:25.000 No.

00:08:25.000 Instead, he just doubles down.

00:08:27.000 He bites down on that mouth guard and swings from the fences.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 I mean, when people talk about, like, Donald Trump said Dayton instead of Toledo.

00:08:30.000 Wow.

00:08:35.000 You can throw a baseball from Toledo and hit Dayton.

00:08:37.000 Joe Biden makes up stories that never happened in places that don't even exist with people he's never met.

00:08:43.000 Corn pop, man.

00:08:44.000 Yeah, the problem, in case you haven't noticed, 720 million jobs.

00:08:47.000 There are only 327 million people in the United States.

00:08:51.000 Well, aim for the fence.

00:08:52.000 Of course, listen, this isn't the first time that Joe Biden has.

00:08:55.000 Stop.

00:08:56.000 Stop.

00:08:57.000 Come on, Joe.

00:08:59.000 Joe.

00:08:59.000 Sorry about that.

00:09:01.000 Get away. 0.73

00:09:02.000 Well, and it actually gets worse, Stephen.

00:09:04.000 There's only 165 million women. 1.00

00:09:06.000 In the United States.

00:09:06.000 Right.

00:09:07.000 So he's like, wait, wait.

00:09:08.000 No, no, no, no.

00:09:09.000 But there is actually 720 million women in the Western Hemisphere over the age of 12, which is his demographic.

00:09:15.000 If you include Zs. 1.00

00:09:16.000 Yeah, if you include the Zs, then you've got to a number that's clearly on his mind. 0.99

00:09:21.000 Because if you don't include the Zs, you'll have a rounding error of .025. 0.98

00:09:25.000 Speaking of things that don't matter.

00:09:30.000 Andrew Yang is obviously a 2020 candidate.

00:09:32.000 He's under fire right now from Vox for using Asian stereotypes.

00:09:36.000 They claim he reinforced toxic tropes.

00:09:38.000 In actual quote, Yang's comments about Asians being doctors and liking math has some voters concerned they reinforce long-standing racist stereotypes.

00:09:49.000 Many of, obviously a lot of people refer to the contract as overblown, with his most vocal

00:09:54.000 critics saying that he actually has a history of this yang, even pointing to his most recent 0.85

00:09:57.000 campaign slogan of me chiney, me no dumb, which seems, yeah.

00:10:02.000 It's pandering a little bit. 0.96

00:10:03.000 He's steering right into it. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Look, if you're trying to be a racist jerk, calling people smart is not the best way to 0.99

00:10:08.000 do it. 0.99

00:10:09.000 not all right if frequently people are just always looking to me for all the

00:10:14.000 answers they assume you know things you don't ever offend you when people assume

00:10:19.000 that you're good at math no no I mean, no.

00:10:23.000 I don't know math, but yes.

00:10:25.000 It's just an inconvenience.

00:10:26.000 No, no, no.

00:10:26.000 It's not even an inconvenience.

00:10:27.000 It's actually funny, right?

00:10:28.000 Because there is, like, when I look at what the joke is, it's someone who's making a joke that's saying, common ground, we have this joke and the joke exists, and they're not saying it as a joke at me or about me specifically as an individual.

00:10:41.000 It would be a stretch for me to have taken that personally and be offended instead of just laughing along with it.

00:10:46.000 You dove into that one.

00:10:48.000 That's deep.

00:10:49.000 Thank you, Bill.

00:10:50.000 Proving that Charlie can't take a joke.

00:10:53.000 See, that's innocent enough.

00:11:07.000 That's not at all the C-word.

00:11:08.000 Obviously it's not good to call someone chink.

00:11:11.000 You shouldn't do it.

00:11:11.000 I would never walk up to them and just say it to you.

00:11:13.000 It would be much worse if you were going to call them chink.

00:11:16.000 That's a bridge too far, Bill.

00:11:19.000 Calm down.

00:11:20.000 I just think it's important for people to note words now have given them so much power.

00:11:23.000 You read these articles?

00:11:24.000 No, no, no.

00:11:24.000 C-word.

00:11:25.000 It's a different word.

00:11:27.000 Okay.

00:11:28.000 Switching to international news, actually.

00:11:29.000 Priests air-bombed a Russian... Oh, that was my other question of the day.

00:11:33.000 That was my other question.

00:11:33.000 Andrew Yang was supposed to be on this show, said he would be.

00:11:36.000 Andrew Yang, you are still invited.

00:11:38.000 Oh! 0.60

00:11:38.000 After that... 0.60

00:11:40.000 Sequence.

00:11:40.000 But only if you can do this math problem.

00:11:42.000 Of material.

00:11:42.000 Come on, Cousin Yang.

00:11:44.000 And if you would like to see Andrew Yang on this show, let him know.

00:11:46.000 Let us know.

00:11:46.000 We would love to host him.

00:11:48.000 Let me know which Democratic candidate you would like to see most on this show.

00:11:50.000 We have open invitations to all of them.

00:11:52.000 I wouldn't hold my breath.

00:11:53.000 Switching to international news.

00:11:55.000 Russian priests, they air-bombed, with holy water, this area.

00:12:02.000 You know what?

00:12:03.000 Here's a clip of what they were doing.

00:12:09.000 So, to clarify the context, clergymen poured out 70 liters worth of holy water to promote sobriety in Russia.

00:12:18.000 And it doesn't really sound like a lot until you see the aftermath of the incident.

00:12:22.000 Oh, baby.

00:12:23.000 Yeah.

00:12:24.000 Poor kid.

00:12:25.000 That's a tough one right there.

00:12:33.000 But at least he received final absolution.

00:12:35.000 That being said, there are worse things that can happen when religious fanatics get their hands on a plane.

00:12:40.000 Does anyone remember 9-11?

00:12:43.000 Did you remember 9-11?

00:12:43.000 Definitely understand that.

00:12:46.000 What's missing there is that they actually celebrated getting rid of the 7 liters of water by drinking vodka.

00:12:51.000 Oh, exactly right.

00:12:53.000 Look, I think it's gonna take a little bit more than this.

00:12:55.000 75 people died in Russia from drinking cologne because they thought it had drinkable alcohol in it.

00:13:01.000 Something more than sprinkling water is needed.

00:13:03.000 That's true, I think.

00:13:03.000 That's absolutely true.

00:13:04.000 I think that's fake news.

00:13:05.000 It's in the same article!

00:13:06.000 I think you're confusing it.

00:13:07.000 Does nobody read to the last second?

00:13:08.000 That's a no.

00:13:09.000 TLDR.

00:13:09.000 using cologne and eau de toilette.

00:13:11.000 That's a no, TLDR.

00:13:12.000 And it was not Russian people, it was Caucasian Avarchkas. 0.97

00:13:14.000 Most dangerous dog in the world.

00:13:15.000 Also in international news, Google Caucasian Avarchka and you will understand what I'm

00:13:20.000 talking about.

00:13:21.000 It's terrifying.

00:13:22.000 The Canadian Cancer Society, they're using a transgender woman on their cervical cancer

00:13:27.000 page.

00:13:28.000 People have not been happy about it.

00:13:29.000 An actual quote is, if you have vaginoplasty, there's a very small risk that you can develop

00:13:32.000 cancer in the tissues of your neo vagina or neo cervix.

00:13:36.000 I don't necessarily know what that means. 0.99

00:13:38.000 Apparently the vagina goes... 1.00

00:13:40.000 Bullet time. 0.99

00:13:42.000 This isn't the first controversy of its kind, though.

00:13:44.000 We've covered these, especially with the Woman of the Year cover with Caitlyn Jenner, Playboy got into some hot water for their transgender pictorials, and of course the outrage over the most recent cover of Yeast Infection Monthly, which seems as though...

00:13:58.000 That's Gerald C-word.

00:14:00.000 Gerald C-word.

00:14:04.000 You couldn't see what was inside baseball there?

00:14:05.000 Gerald was doing this, he's like, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.

00:14:08.000 No, no, no, no, that's not what I was saying, it was something else.

00:14:10.000 He's like, you stole my Neo joke! 0.95

00:14:11.000 You stole it!

00:14:12.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:13.000 Ah, see how it feels!

00:14:14.000 Yeah, well, not really, you don't.

00:14:16.000 You don't make a living off this.

00:14:18.000 If I drank that bottle down, maybe I'd know how you feel.

00:14:21.000 There you go.

00:14:22.000 It's time actually for this week's Eye on India.

00:14:25.000 Now that may not make sense.

00:14:31.000 Why is it pinkeye in India?

00:14:33.000 Let me tie this together for you real quick.

00:14:35.000 You'll get it in a second.

00:14:36.000 This week, India held its first ever national farting contest.

00:14:40.000 This comes from Vice.

00:14:42.000 Sorry, this sounds funny.

00:14:42.000 Vice, thank you for doing the Lord's work.

00:14:44.000 Yes.

00:14:45.000 I'm surprised it's the first.

00:14:46.000 Great reporting.

00:14:47.000 400 million dollars by Disney, well spent.

00:14:49.000 Yes.

00:14:51.000 This is a quote from, I guess, the person putting on the farting contest.

00:14:55.000 To normalize the natural body process, prizes are being given to those whose farts are the loudest, longest, and most musical.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, most musical.

00:15:03.000 Which, you know, this may sound weird to us, you can chalk it up to cultural differences.

00:15:07.000 The idea that a fart could be musical.

00:15:09.000 But when you actually see the winner of the contest, it's pretty impressive.

00:15:25.000 A prize well earned.

00:15:26.000 Wow, Chef Boyardee has amazing farts.

00:15:30.000 Look, if I had gas, I would put a competition on like this, too. 0.64

00:15:33.000 I'd be like, honey, it naturalizes the body in these prizes.

00:15:35.000 The entire country has gas.

00:15:37.000 I'm a sportsman.

00:15:38.000 Have you seen their tap water lab results?

00:15:42.000 I don't think we have any more.

00:15:43.000 That's been this week's Eye on India.

00:15:52.000 Saudi Arabia, obviously you know about this, presented evidence that Iran was behind the oil attacks.

00:15:57.000 Defense Ministry, this comes from the BBC, has shown off what it says is the wreckage of drones and cruise missiles.

00:16:02.000 Steven, is that a new watch?

00:16:05.000 Oh yeah, it's um, I think it's, what's it called?

00:16:07.000 Otomars?

00:16:08.000 Otomars Piguet?

00:16:09.000 It was a gift from a, you know, a sponsor, Mohammed bin Salman, but I'm not really a watch guy.

00:16:13.000 Oh, can I have it?

00:16:14.000 Yeah, yeah, you want it?

00:16:15.000 Yeah, sweet, awesome.

00:16:16.000 Oh man, I should have, appreciate it.

00:16:17.000 It is durable, I think it's approved up to 100 meters. 0.99

00:16:19.000 Finally, women are flocking to plastic surgeons right now to fix resting bitch face. 1.00

00:16:25.000 It's an actual thing from the New York Post. 0.99

00:16:27.000 According to one plastic surgeon, it's a common request.

00:16:29.000 They may not always use the words, but if I mention RBF, they say exactly.

00:16:35.000 The surgeon has of course been called an artist, with the human face his canvas, and he's most celebrated for his RBF work on RBG, AOC, The Notorious B.I.G., and medical anomaly, The RBF Elephant Woman.

00:16:51.000 Reading this story, it's hilarious because smiling is that difficult that you would have surgery. 0.99

00:16:56.000 To not be a bitch. 1.00

00:16:59.000 Sorry. 0.99

00:17:00.000 I'm sorry.

00:17:01.000 It only changes you on the outside.

00:17:02.000 What I'm saying is like, hold on.

00:17:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:17:05.000 I wouldn't say that.

00:17:06.000 You're such a bitch that you can't smile to not look like a bitch when you know you look like a bitch. 1.00

00:17:12.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:17:12.000 It's when you're walking around. 1.00

00:17:14.000 It's frustrating.

00:17:15.000 No, I agree. 0.96

00:17:15.000 It's the b**** lap band. 0.96

00:17:17.000 Exactly! 0.65

00:17:18.000 Exactly!

00:17:19.000 Hey, what's up?

00:17:20.000 I like, I like racing b****es. 1.00

00:17:21.000 It's hilarious. 0.67

00:17:22.000 Can I get my b****es?

00:17:23.000 There's no beautiful face without the RBF, right?

00:17:25.000 There's no sweet without the sour.

00:17:27.000 Yes, there really is.

00:17:28.000 We don't need it.

00:17:29.000 By the way, what's the square root of 492?

00:17:32.000 Yeah, 79,000 million.

00:17:34.000 I should have known better than to try and stump you half-Asian. 1.00

00:17:37.000 I told you I'm not a math, railroads, or nails Asian. 0.94

00:17:40.000 All right, so listen, I have to take a quick I have to take a quick... Here's to go back into court after this.

00:17:46.000 A quick kind of detour here.

00:17:47.000 There was supposed to be a sketch today that involved a clown in the office.

00:17:51.000 And I think you have this as B-roll up here.

00:17:52.000 You can just show it.

00:17:53.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:17:53.000 This was a clown in the office that we shot where the clown got stabbed, hit with a bottle. 0.93

00:17:58.000 Took us a long time to tape this, but we had costume, we had makeup, we had the sketch.

00:18:04.000 Nothing that we wrote or created could possibly be funnier.

00:18:07.000 So we axed it and we replaced it with this Security camera footage from the office at 10 p.m.

00:18:15.000 last night.

00:18:16.000 This is Brendan, our brilliant editor.

00:18:16.000 Let's watch.

00:18:19.000 I'm Iratio!

00:18:21.000 And I'm Daniel!

00:18:27.000 Yeah!

00:18:28.000 He comes in at ten at night.

00:18:31.000 He's doing, he's rehearsing backup vocals for the Nirvana song.

00:18:35.000 I check in, I go, what's happening?

00:18:37.000 What is he doing here?

00:18:39.000 Oh my god!

00:18:41.000 What?

00:18:43.000 Head on tilting!

00:18:45.000 I'm tilting, the security camera's looking for him, like in a scaffolding.

00:18:49.000 He never showed back up!

00:18:56.000 He's like Quasimodo.

00:18:57.000 And he climbs up, like a Malaysian coconut tree climber, and he was gone! 0.99

00:19:04.000 Just a poof, a hole in the roof. 0.86

00:19:07.000 So I asked him if he could come in here.

00:19:09.000 Brendan, let's bring in even Brendan here, a brilliant editor, wonderful guy.

00:19:14.000 Brennan, come on in.

00:19:15.000 Can you tell me for a second, what were you doing?

00:19:18.000 You climbed up, and then you were gone.

00:19:21.000 Well, I put a Brian Stelter hat on the ceiling.

00:19:28.000 Do we have footage of it?

00:19:31.000 Is this where we found it?

00:19:32.000 Is that 40 feet up?

00:19:35.000 I don't know.

00:19:35.000 I don't want to overestimate.

00:19:39.000 It's got to be like 20 at least.

00:19:40.000 I'll go with 40.

00:19:41.000 That makes me sound pretty cool.

00:19:43.000 Here's my question.

00:19:44.000 Did you come in with the express purpose of doing that?

00:19:47.000 Did you say, I'm going to go in and work on my vocals, or did you say, I'm going to go in and climb a pole?

00:19:52.000 Just kind of spur of the moment.

00:19:54.000 He was inspired.

00:19:56.000 I need a reason to do it?

00:19:58.000 Which, by the way, is incredibly impressive, but wildly dangerous.

00:20:02.000 You're aware of this, right?

00:20:03.000 The Lord spoke to him.

00:20:04.000 There's no grip on that pole, if you haven't seen it.

00:20:06.000 So actually, before we go, Brennan, I'm gonna need you to sign this.

00:20:09.000 It's just a liability waiver.

00:20:12.000 There goes your insurance, by the way.

00:20:13.000 Just sign right there.

00:20:15.000 Don't read it.

00:20:15.000 That's fine.

00:20:16.000 Don't read the fine print.

00:20:19.000 You'd think we're joking, but Bill actually drafted this up.

00:20:22.000 If you fall putting a Brian Selter head 40 feet up, you have to cover your own insurance.

00:20:28.000 Thank you, Brendan.

00:20:28.000 We appreciate it.

00:20:32.000 By the way, the vocals weren't bad.

00:20:33.000 They were good.

00:20:35.000 With heart.

00:20:35.000 For screaming.

00:20:36.000 When I asked him if we could have him on air, he was more concerned about the vocals.

00:20:40.000 I felt like I was pitchy.

00:20:47.000 There's a surgeon for that.

00:20:48.000 Oh my gosh.

00:20:51.000 Two hours later, the mic made a beep accidentally because I was trying to look and went beep.

00:21:00.000 He stops and goes, John?

00:21:05.000 You're very specific!

00:21:08.000 Are you watching again?

00:21:09.000 He has crazy farmer strength.

00:21:10.000 He's from Wisconsin.

00:21:11.000 See those long arms?

00:21:14.000 Amazing.

00:21:15.000 By the way, last week's trivia contestant, before we move on to the meat segment, last week's trivia contest winner is Metal Gunner, at Metal Gunner 2, who correctly answered that Bernie Sanders thought bread lines were a good thing.

00:21:26.000 It's a good thing.

00:21:27.000 So, let's move on to this segment here.

00:21:29.000 The top five examples of SJWs, or let's just call them leftists now, because I think SJW is a flagged word on YouTube.

00:21:36.000 If you put SJW on YouTube, you're immediately demonetized.

00:21:39.000 So, let's use this as a jumping off point.

00:21:41.000 SNL, they dropped a new cast member, Shane Gillis, right?

00:21:44.000 If you haven't followed this, we'll talk about it with Gavin next.

00:21:46.000 This was following some social media outrage based on some jokes.

00:21:49.000 They said he wouldn't be joining the cast, and his comments were, quote, offensive, hurtful, unacceptable to the Asian community, proving, once again, That Charlie can't take a joke.

00:21:59.000 Bill can.

00:22:00.000 No, no, no.

00:22:01.000 You actually know that no Asians were offended by the jokes, right?

00:22:03.000 It was just white people wearing hemp hats on behalf of Asians, because all the Asians were laughing. 1.00

00:22:10.000 Right, yeah.

00:22:11.000 It was a guy from Vox or Vice or whoever it was who does the spoken bird poetry.

00:22:16.000 But you know, it's good to know that SNL... That's not a joke.

00:22:19.000 Spoken bird poetry.

00:22:22.000 Good thing to know that SNL draws the line at Asian jokes. 0.96

00:22:25.000 Joining us now are three peasant laborers from the factory in China, where these iPhones were manufactured. 0.79

00:22:31.000 Oh, you upset with bug?

00:22:33.000 Too many bug in fornia.

00:22:34.000 I sleep in communal bunk bed with hundreds stranger.

00:22:37.000 Lice are best... Okay, so it's just one racist Asian stereotype. 0.89

00:22:41.000 Oh, there's two of them.

00:22:43.000 It's not even good, it's rice, not lice.

00:22:46.000 ...for baby formula.

00:22:48.000 You know, food to feed baby, you know that?

00:22:48.000 Formula?

00:22:52.000 So very similar.

00:22:53.000 Yeah.

00:22:54.000 By the way, I actually thought the sketch was funny.

00:22:56.000 I thought the sketch was funny.

00:22:57.000 That's 2014.

00:22:58.000 Just so you know.

00:22:59.000 It's not like we have to dig back through and go back to Rob Schneider or have to go back to Breakfast at Tiffany's.

00:23:04.000 That's 2014.

00:23:04.000 Sorry, it was the 70s.

00:23:06.000 That's basically the last cast member who was replaced by the other black female cast member who was replaced by the other black female cast member.

00:23:13.000 Just a never-ending?

00:23:14.000 I think we do need to make sure to appropriately punish all of the audience members who laughed at that joke in 2014.

00:23:19.000 He said it was funny!

00:23:20.000 I thought it was a funny sketch.

00:23:21.000 Okay, by the way, for those who missed it, here's the controversial clip from the person they axed in question, so you can see it. 0.99

00:23:26.000 Damn, Chinatown's f***ing nuts. 1.00

00:23:28.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:23:29.000 It is full f***ing China, dude. 1.00

00:23:31.000 It's f***ing Chinese down there. 1.00

00:23:32.000 I wonder how that started. 0.99

00:23:33.000 They just built one f***ed up looking building and people were like, alright, no one said anything. 0.98

00:23:37.000 Let the f***ing chicks live there, huh? 1.00

00:23:40.000 Jesus. 0.99

00:23:41.000 It's about it.

00:23:42.000 It's a bit difficult.

00:23:43.000 It's not a big deal.

00:23:45.000 I don't think it's funny.

00:23:47.000 No, it's not, but that wasn't necessarily the joke.

00:23:49.000 It's not offensive.

00:23:50.000 But this isn't an isolated incident.

00:23:51.000 The mob is going to come after comics, celebrities, politicians, regardless of how woke they are.

00:23:55.000 And that's why I want to cycle through five examples of the most woke people we can think of, leftist folks, who then had the crocodiles turn on them.

00:24:02.000 So example number five, Sarah Silverman.

00:24:05.000 This is important.

00:24:06.000 After Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for his homophobic tweets that they dug through, she didn't come to his defense.

00:24:12.000 Instead, she said that she was done making gay jokes, and she likened the use of the word gay to racism.

00:24:18.000 I'm done with that. 0.74

00:24:19.000 Yeah.

00:24:20.000 I think I can find other ways to be funny.

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:23.000 Definitely. 0.86

00:24:24.000 I mean, I used to say gay all the time.

00:24:26.000 That's yet to be proven. 0.99

00:24:27.000 But it's so gay. 1.00

00:24:28.000 We're from Boston. 0.82

00:24:29.000 More like find a way.

00:24:30.000 That's what I say in Boston.

00:24:31.000 I have gay friends. 0.97

00:24:32.000 I just say gay. 1.00

00:24:33.000 And then I heard myself and I realized I was like the guy who said, what? 0.88

00:24:37.000 I say colored.

00:24:38.000 I have colored friends.

00:24:40.000 Isn't it always great that this revelation comes after they've made their tens of millions of dollars?

00:24:44.000 Right, exactly.

00:24:45.000 Well, let me retire here to my Beverly Hills mansion and think about what I've done during a 97-hour spot treatment.

00:24:52.000 I could find other ways to do that.

00:24:54.000 Everything was a shot comic joke until she did Wreck-It Ralph and I was like, now I get it.

00:24:59.000 Yes.

00:25:00.000 Now I understand.

00:25:03.000 As she paints her nails gold.

00:25:04.000 Now that I sleep on a bed of million dollars bills.

00:25:08.000 It's crazy to me that any comedians, any comedians are doing this at all.

00:25:12.000 Of course they should be, whether they agree with it or not, they should be championing free speech.

00:25:15.000 That's what's so concerning to me.

00:25:16.000 This is a shock comic who climbed a ladder and then pulled it up and is now pelting other comedians with paintballs.

00:25:23.000 I guess, I don't know what she would use.

00:25:24.000 She's not going to have a gun. 0.85

00:25:25.000 No, it's definitely not going to happen.

00:25:26.000 Not a gun.

00:25:26.000 It's a nerf gun.

00:25:27.000 And so what happened?

00:25:29.000 She found herself being canceled for doing a skit in blackface.

00:25:32.000 Here's her talking about it.

00:25:33.000 I recently was gonna do a movie, two days on a movie, a really sweet part in a cool little movie, and then at 11 p.m.

00:25:43.000 the night before, they fired me because they saw a picture of me in blackface from that episode.

00:25:49.000 Surprise, RBF!

00:25:50.000 Listen, I'm not that person anymore, but I was doing, you know, I didn't go to a f***ing Halloween party in the 80s in blackface.

00:25:57.000 I was doing an episode about race.

00:25:59.000 You know, now I understand it's never okay and blah, blah, blah.

00:26:02.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:03.000 By the way, we have work to get to.

00:26:05.000 Our number one spot is the most woke person you can think of who did go on Blackface, not once, but twice.

00:26:10.000 Right?

00:26:11.000 Prolific.

00:26:12.000 And sang the banana song.

00:26:13.000 Well, and here's the thing.

00:26:15.000 She accidentally stumbled upon truth in the earlier part of that interview where she said her response to the question about it was comedians don't like to be told what to do.

00:26:22.000 But then she's like, I can't say that.

00:26:24.000 By the way, I want to be really clear.

00:26:25.000 I don't think she should have been cancelled or punished at all.

00:26:28.000 The blackface sketch was about a girl who was tone-deaf doing blackface to impress black people. 0.99

00:26:33.000 I thought it was a funny sketch.

00:26:34.000 I think Sarah Silverman can be very funny at times, and I am not advocating for her to be cancelled at all.

00:26:39.000 I am pointing out the standard by which they want to be judged.

00:26:43.000 I think conservatives need to be really careful about this.

00:26:45.000 We shouldn't be advocating that anyone else get cancelled.

00:26:47.000 We should be pointing out their standards, but then we should be defending them and championing their right to do these things, to say these things, and not be canceled.

00:26:54.000 And I'm not just talking about First Amendment.

00:26:55.000 You know, we talk about this all the time.

00:26:56.000 First Amendment, obviously, is government.

00:26:58.000 No government infringement.

00:26:59.000 But we are talking about a culture right now of bullying people into silence.

00:27:02.000 And that is just as important.

00:27:04.000 Okay.

00:27:04.000 Example number four.

00:27:06.000 Lena Dunham.

00:27:06.000 This might surprise you.

00:27:07.000 You know, I've talked about her.

00:27:08.000 Her dad. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Draws angry vaginas. 1.00

00:27:10.000 She's the creator. 0.99

00:27:11.000 HBO, the woke series girls, right?

00:27:14.000 And also noted survivor of condoms and potted plants.

00:27:17.000 She's effectively the SJW feminist archetype. 1.00

00:27:21.000 She won awards for support of the LGBTQ community.

00:27:24.000 She campaigned for Obama and Clinton.

00:27:26.000 She pledged to move to Canada if Trump won.

00:27:29.000 Spoiler alert, she didn't.

00:27:30.000 And she particularly made a big deal out of activism to fight sexual assault.

00:27:34.000 She talked about being raped by a guy named Barry, the resident Republican at her college.

00:27:38.000 And then she did this whole PSA, I think.

00:27:41.000 Do we have a clip?

00:27:42.000 PSA about sexual assault.

00:27:44.000 And 1 in 4 girls will be sexually abused before the age of 18.

00:27:46.000 This isn't a secret.

00:27:48.000 But not the one on the far left.

00:27:49.000 It's reality.

00:27:50.000 So why is our default reaction as a society to disbelief, or to silence, or to shame?

00:27:55.000 By the way, it's important to note, remember they did the 1 in 5 women are raped?

00:27:58.000 Right.

00:27:58.000 And they said 1 in 4 women are raped.

00:28:00.000 And they said, well, 1 in 4 women are sexually assaulted.

00:28:02.000 It's not true.

00:28:03.000 It's not a true number.

00:28:03.000 No.

00:28:03.000 Totally debunked.

00:28:04.000 If you look at the Bureau of Justice, if you look at the FBI statistics, it's just not factually accurate.

00:28:09.000 It is a number, though.

00:28:10.000 And by the way, her rape story was a hoax.

00:28:12.000 And the editors of her memoir actually had to change the book after threats of legal action.

00:28:15.000 Yes.

00:28:16.000 So, there's the argument in the court of public opinion, and then there's, all right, we have to pull it when it gets legal.

00:28:21.000 Right.

00:28:22.000 We're going to go ahead and just yank it.

00:28:24.000 No problem.

00:28:25.000 If this is the tool that we're using, cancelling, then we wonder when you let the tiger loose comes back and bite you.

00:28:31.000 Tiger, another reference.

00:28:32.000 Dang it.

00:28:33.000 Charlie.

00:28:33.000 I'm seeing him more clearly.

00:28:34.000 He knows how to get in.

00:28:35.000 He sticks him in.

00:28:36.000 He shucks and jives.

00:28:37.000 It's like a shuck and jiving dragon.

00:28:38.000 No, no, this is not oysters, bro.

00:28:40.000 It's like dodging a wrench.

00:28:45.000 The whole talking about Brendan got us off.

00:28:47.000 It's just one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

00:28:48.000 By the way, in that same book, vivid descriptions of a sexually abusing her little sister, including spreading her... Horrible.

00:28:54.000 If you have kids, leave the room. 0.99

00:28:56.000 Spreading her sister's vagina open when she was 11, or her sister was 11 and she was 17. 1.00

00:29:02.000 Bribing her with candy to kiss her on the lips. 1.00

00:29:04.000 Masturbating in bed next to her. 0.96

00:29:06.000 This is Lena Dunham's own words. 0.90

00:29:08.000 She wrote, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying. 0.99

00:29:13.000 So I guess it's not so much cancel culture as it is sick, twisted, handsy, older sister culture. 0.99

00:29:18.000 But that's not even what bothered the woke cancelists.

00:29:21.000 I guess that's what we'll call them now.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, that's a good word.

00:29:22.000 It was the hypocrisy that she had in the Me Too movement.

00:29:25.000 I think you had a point here, no?

00:29:27.000 No, no, no.

00:29:27.000 I mean, that's not the kind of beautiful and brave thing that we're looking for, right?

00:29:30.000 So the joke that we make about it, obviously some people, they have to fight through a lot of different tragedies in their life or whatever that they're feeling.

00:29:38.000 That's not it.

00:29:39.000 Assaulting your sister?

00:29:40.000 She can't be put in that camp at all.

00:29:41.000 Well, her response was like, well, we all do stuff.

00:29:43.000 No!

00:29:44.000 To our siblings.

00:29:44.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:29:45.000 So, the argument was that she was 7 years old when she started, her sister was 1.

00:29:48.000 But you did it when she was 11! 0.74

00:29:50.000 Anyone here ever sexually molested your little sister? 0.67

00:29:52.000 No! 0.99

00:29:53.000 I hit my brother with a shovel, but I never... You never raped him. 0.99

00:29:55.000 Never raped him. 0.99

00:29:56.000 No, no, no, no, no. 0.96

00:29:56.000 Never raped him. 0.96

00:29:57.000 I once also hit Audio Wade with a shovel. 0.95

00:30:00.000 I think we all have.

00:30:01.000 Uh, actually, I'm surprised he's still here.

00:30:04.000 This just shows you where the priorities are.

00:30:05.000 The cancel movement, they didn't care about that.

00:30:07.000 They cared about her hypocrisy on the Me Too movement, right? 0.95

00:30:10.000 So, this producer of the show Girls was accused of raping a 17-year-old girl. 0.92

00:30:15.000 And then, Lena Dunham responded, without any evidence, that the girl was lying.

00:30:18.000 This is her statement.

00:30:19.000 While our first instinct is to listen to every woman's story, because you demanded that they do, our insider knowledge of Murray's situation makes us confident that sadly this accusation is one of the 3% of assault cases that are misreported every year.

00:30:31.000 It's not only 3% that are misreported or false allegations.

00:30:31.000 Yeah.

00:30:35.000 And you didn't run an investigation.

00:30:36.000 They're b******g about the Kavanaugh investigation, which was as thorough as you could possibly 0.89

00:30:40.000 make it because someone sent something to the FBI at some point that wasn't corroborated. 0.75

00:30:44.000 And she's going, even though this guy was accused of rape, we don't think he did.

00:30:49.000 Really?

00:30:50.000 Why not?

00:30:51.000 He said no?

00:30:52.000 It's not misreporting, it's lying!

00:30:54.000 So we know that she went from believe all women to now this guy's making it up without even looking at any evidence.

00:30:59.000 And by the way, this is what finally led to the social justice warriors calling for Dunham's cancellation.

00:31:05.000 It's hard not to be happy about this example.

00:31:06.000 I'm generally against cancel culture, but... 1.00

00:31:11.000 You know, I'm also against raping sisters. 0.99

00:31:13.000 Yeah, and the biggest thing, she actually got pissed off that people thought she was a sexual predator when she described herself as a sexual predator. 0.99

00:31:21.000 It's like Jerry Sandusky saying, yeah, I know I had sex with that kid in the shower and you guys saw me, but that doesn't make me a bad guy. 0.95

00:31:27.000 I'm not a pedophile.

00:31:28.000 It's almost like a Twitter personality from a certain three-lettered network calling himself things on his Twitter handle and then complaining about someone else using those same words.

00:31:39.000 I'm not going to lie, I didn't catch what you were doing.

00:31:43.000 I swear to you, I started with Don Lemon?

00:31:46.000 Because you said Three Letter Network, so right away I went to CNN.

00:31:50.000 You cycled through my... Don Lemon?

00:31:53.000 Chris Cuomo?

00:31:54.000 Stelter?

00:31:56.000 Is it Stelter again?

00:31:57.000 Soledad O'Brien? 1.00

00:31:58.000 They're all hypocrites? 0.98

00:32:00.000 I'm just going to cycle through the list of people who want to hurt me. 0.97

00:32:04.000 It's a long one.

00:32:05.000 Number three, Chris Evans.

00:32:06.000 Chris Evans is about as woke as you can get for a white guy.

00:32:09.000 He's called Donald Trump a racist.

00:32:11.000 He's been headlining LGBTQIAIP events to pushing abortion without any restrictions whatsoever. 0.99

00:32:18.000 Which, by the way, should be completely out of line, considering the penis. 0.91

00:32:22.000 I thought it was no uterus, no opinion. 1.00

00:32:24.000 Bring your cock right in, sir. 1.00

00:32:29.000 It's okay, we'll hit the censor button. 1.00

00:32:30.000 So him and his co-star Jeremy Renner, they made the mistake of calling Black Widow, referring to Black Widow, a fictional character, mind you, as a slut. 0.95

00:32:40.000 She's with Bruce. 0.89

00:32:41.000 What do you guys make of that? 1.00

00:32:42.000 She's a slut. 1.00

00:32:45.000 I was going to say something along that line. 1.00

00:32:49.000 Oh my gosh.

00:32:50.000 What a trick, man.

00:32:53.000 By the way, that's actually kind of funny.

00:32:54.000 It is funny!

00:32:55.000 I like Jamie Renner.

00:32:56.000 They're talking about a cartoon character.

00:32:58.000 Yes.

00:32:59.000 And like we've talked about before, laughing is an involuntary action.

00:33:02.000 He thought that was funny.

00:33:02.000 Yeah.

00:33:04.000 Genuinely.

00:33:04.000 So, when we talk about gender or societal conditions, no.

00:33:08.000 Telling someone that they shouldn't find something that's taboo or offensive funny, that's your attempt at social engineering.

00:33:14.000 He laughed.

00:33:15.000 That's a guttural response.

00:33:16.000 That is, this is funny, and you want to tell him that his emotive reaction is wrong.

00:33:22.000 And of course he apologized.

00:33:23.000 Evan's apology was, we answered in a very juvenile, offensive way that rightfully angered some fans.

00:33:27.000 I regret it, and I sincerely apologize.

00:33:28.000 I'm sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone.

00:33:32.000 Thank you, Chris Evans.

00:33:33.000 I think he threw a little dig in there, this joke about an offensive character. 1.00

00:33:36.000 I'm like, seriously, you just sort of said these people were stupid. 0.99

00:33:39.000 Bill, if you were advising one of these people today, would you tell them to apologize like that for something that is absolutely so non-offensive to anybody? 0.99

00:33:46.000 I mean, it's not really a legal issue.

00:33:48.000 It's not really a legal issue, it's a question of where you're going to draw the line.

00:33:51.000 No, it's PR.

00:33:51.000 And you know, the funny part is, I like what you're pointing there, is that if you read it and you emphasize the words of him reading it all, I'd be like, if everyone's offended at this comment about a Fictional character.

00:34:04.000 Then I apologize for your offendedness. 0.99

00:34:07.000 I apologize that you're that dumb. 0.98

00:34:09.000 I'm waiting for somebody to stand up to it when it's really not. 0.99

00:34:11.000 Very similar to the fictional character involved with Lena Dunham's rape.

00:34:15.000 Example number two, Aziz Ansari.

00:34:18.000 So he should be an expert, by the way, in navigating the whole woke male-female relations.

00:34:23.000 He was the little brown feminist that could. 1.00

00:34:25.000 You're a feminist if you go to a Jay-Z and Beyonce concert and you're not like, I feel like Beyonce should get 23% less money than Jay-Z. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Also, I don't think Beyonce should have the right to vote. 1.00

00:34:39.000 Wrong.

00:34:40.000 I don't know anyone who says that.

00:34:42.000 Nobody.

00:34:43.000 I know gay guys who use the term Queen Bee.

00:34:46.000 And then I knew a guy, I only found out, I found out that, you know how I found out the term Queen Bee was a thing?

00:34:50.000 Because I heard a bunch of gay guys say Queen Bee. 1.00

00:34:52.000 And then I heard a guy who claimed to be straight say Queen Bee, and I said, nooooo. 0.97

00:34:57.000 No, now I know.

00:34:57.000 Busted.

00:34:58.000 Turns out he was gay. 1.00

00:35:00.000 Your gaydar was gay. 0.99

00:35:01.000 I don't have any other proof other than he said Queen Bee, but I'd bet my life on it. 0.98

00:35:04.000 That's good enough.

00:35:04.000 Yeah, that's good enough.

00:35:05.000 He also wrote, by the way, he wrote this sort of post-modern book on romantic relationships, right?

00:35:10.000 And what did he do?

00:35:12.000 They come for him, too.

00:35:13.000 He committed the unforgivable crime of going on a date with a girl that didn't go so well.

00:35:18.000 So, for those of you who are confused, bad date is now a synonym for sexual misconduct, apparently.

00:35:25.000 Keep in mind, we're not advocating for casual sex here, or promiscuity, where the conservatives were mocked for advocating abstinence until marriage.

00:35:31.000 But ladies, let me just say this, okay?

00:35:33.000 If you're going to a guy's apartment, and you strip down to nothing, and you start engaging in sex, I don't want to say that you're asking for it, but that's only because you're already doing it.

00:35:44.000 You asked for it, you got it, you were doing it, and then you didn't want it.

00:35:48.000 Like Chance in Homeward Bound with the porcupine.

00:35:50.000 I don't want it!

00:35:51.000 I don't want it! 1.00

00:35:52.000 But you're already having sex! 0.98

00:35:54.000 What is the it? 0.62

00:35:54.000 But the it. 0.62

00:35:55.000 That's the point.

00:35:56.000 As a guy, what do you do now?

00:35:58.000 I mean, like, seriously, as a guy, if you're, I, again, we would advise you, the best advice got even better now, abstinence until your marriage, that's better advice, but what do you do as a guy now?

00:36:07.000 A woman gets naked and starts doing things to you, I'm sorry, what do you do? 1.00

00:36:11.000 Well, Lena Dunham, they had sex. 0.96

00:36:14.000 And then she later said it was rape because when she woke up, she talked about alcohol and muscle relaxers. 0.97

00:36:21.000 She peed in the parking lot that night. 0.89

00:36:23.000 And then she talked about going back, having sex with him, but waking up the next day and noticing a condom was in a potted plant. 0.97

00:36:29.000 So she said, it's clear to me that I asked him to wear the condom and he took it off mid-sex.

00:36:33.000 First off, you don't know when the condom came off.

00:36:35.000 You also don't know if you asked him to wear the condom.

00:36:37.000 You were both completely inebriated.

00:36:39.000 Now, does that mean that he didn't harass you?

00:36:42.000 No, it doesn't.

00:36:42.000 But you also have to allow for the possibility that you made bad decisions.

00:36:46.000 It's not the same as aggravated rape.

00:36:48.000 And by the way, I think the guys who specifically target women who are drunk, especially if they're sober, are germs. 0.52

00:36:54.000 You should stay away from them.

00:36:55.000 But it was not that kind of a scenario.

00:36:57.000 I want to be really clear here, too.

00:36:58.000 I don't think the disease I'm sorry should be canceled.

00:37:00.000 I'm not advocating that for any of these people.

00:37:03.000 But they will come free.

00:37:04.000 Okay, example number one.

00:37:06.000 This one is just too good.

00:37:07.000 I love this one.

00:37:07.000 It's one of my favorite people.

00:37:10.000 The darling of the left.

00:37:11.000 Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau.

00:37:14.000 Remember, this is the guy who broke down in tears apologizing to the two-spirit community.

00:37:17.000 I didn't even, like, I didn't know it was a real, I thought it was a Halloween story. 0.88

00:37:23.000 April fools in October. 0.93

00:37:25.000 Two-spirit. 0.52

00:37:26.000 So everyone does have skeletons in their closet, even the guy who apologizes to the two-spirit community.

00:37:31.000 But yesterday, Time Magazine, or earlier this week, they dropped the funniest story of all time.

00:37:36.000 A picture of him.

00:37:38.000 Attending a party in brown.

00:37:40.000 That's Justin Trudeau!

00:37:42.000 No way.

00:37:43.000 That is awesome.

00:37:44.000 I mean, that is very... I mean, it's technically brown face, but that's black face. 0.97

00:37:48.000 But he's dressed in all white.

00:37:49.000 It's hilarious.

00:37:50.000 That's a tube of Kiwi shoe polish.

00:37:51.000 We all know exactly what is happening.

00:37:54.000 It was a mocha, I think, was the actual color.

00:37:57.000 Was that the color?

00:37:58.000 Spicy mocha.

00:37:59.000 We talk about black. 1.00

00:38:00.000 Indians, especially South Indians, can be far darker than black people. 1.00

00:38:04.000 It's not an accurate descriptor. 0.98

00:38:05.000 It's true.

00:38:06.000 It's racist.

00:38:06.000 I just want to be clear about it.

00:38:07.000 Keep in mind, this is important, I'm not advocating, I don't think he should lose his re-election.

00:38:10.000 But Megyn Kelly was fired, cancelled, for merely suggesting that someone doing blackface back in the day might not have been inherently racist. 0.99

00:38:19.000 So I want to contrast the comments that got Megyn Kelly cancelled, let's juxtapose that, with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's apology.

00:38:26.000 Here you go. 0.95

00:38:26.000 Truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface for Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. 0.95

00:38:33.000 No, you don't. 0.99

00:38:34.000 Whiteface is fine. 1.00

00:38:34.000 Back when I was a kid, that was okay as long as you were dressed up as like a character. 1.00

00:38:37.000 I didn't think was racist at the time, but now I recognize it was something racist to do, and I am deeply sorry.

00:38:44.000 Was that the only time in your life you've ever done something like that?

00:38:47.000 When I was in high school, I dressed up at a talent show and sang Dale.

00:38:58.000 Wait, there's more?

00:39:02.000 Looks like the Mars Volta.

00:39:05.000 He didn't just dabble in blackface, he was positively a blackface connoisseur. 0.88

00:39:15.000 I love how he didn't, like, no one knew about this and then it didn't happen and he didn't remember and didn't bother to tell anyone about it.

00:39:25.000 And then it happens and he's like, but actually there's two of them.

00:39:30.000 Just so happens.

00:39:30.000 You can also see on his face when this story broke and they're asking those questions, like, I'm sorry, I didn't know that it was racist back then, but now I understand.

00:39:37.000 And he's sitting there, he thinks it's over.

00:39:38.000 And then someone says, yes, excuse me.

00:39:41.000 Is this the only time?

00:39:42.000 And you can see in his head, he's going, I've got an answer for this!

00:39:50.000 I was hoping Deo would never come back up, but it did.

00:39:54.000 I sang the banana song in blackface, dressed as part of the Jackson 5, and it wasn't even Michael or Tito!

00:40:02.000 Oh my gosh.

00:40:03.000 Look, I love, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

00:40:07.000 I am like you, like Lena Dunham on this list and him, like I'm kind of like, good, I'm glad something like that happened, but it's like they can't control their own creation and I don't want it to happen to anybody, it just, it tears me apart because I'm like, you deserve it!

00:40:18.000 Not like this.

00:40:19.000 You don't want them to go out like that.

00:40:21.000 I agree.

00:40:21.000 I don't either.

00:40:22.000 Not like this!

00:40:23.000 Not like this!

00:40:24.000 It's like fighters who say, I want the best version of whoever's coming, and I want the best Muhammad Ali who's ever come in that way.

00:40:30.000 There can be no doubt.

00:40:31.000 I want to beat these people on policy and ideas.

00:40:34.000 And it is fun.

00:40:35.000 It's funny.

00:40:35.000 It's fun.

00:40:36.000 It's definitely funny.

00:40:39.000 The hypocrisy is funny, but I gotta say the point has got to be that the whole point of this is that the ridiculousness of the quote-unquote punishment.

00:40:49.000 Cancel culture is a way to punish. 0.87

00:40:51.000 They've let the tiger loose.

00:40:52.000 It comes back and bites them because they didn't really think of what the consequences were.

00:40:56.000 What's the consequence of limiting free speech to only speech that some particular group happens to be in power approves at that moment, right?

00:41:02.000 Who says that?

00:41:03.000 We say that all the time.

00:41:04.000 We say, hey, these will be turned back on you.

00:41:08.000 And they're like, whatever, we're going to do it anyways.

00:41:09.000 It's never going to happen.

00:41:10.000 And then it comes back, and they get canceled.

00:41:11.000 This is what the left does with every single thing.

00:41:13.000 We've talked about this before.

00:41:14.000 We are trying to warn you.

00:41:16.000 This will only hurt you and us.

00:41:18.000 We do have to get going here now.

00:41:19.000 Gavin McInnes and I will talk a little bit more about SNL.

00:41:21.000 I think this is important to note.

00:41:22.000 A lot of people say, well, you know what?

00:41:24.000 I'm not Alex Jones, right?

00:41:25.000 That was when they canceled Alex Jones.

00:41:27.000 And this is one thing I just realized.

00:41:29.000 We're kind of the only program to have endured an all-out assault to be deplatformed.

00:41:34.000 Because you went back after them hard!

00:41:36.000 Well, they did it with Milo.

00:41:38.000 They did it with Alex Jones.

00:41:39.000 I mean, they've done it with people, obviously, who are not conservatives.

00:41:41.000 They went after Gavin.

00:41:43.000 I think he's still available on YouTube.

00:41:44.000 We'll talk to them about that.

00:41:46.000 We didn't apologize because I didn't do anything wrong.

00:41:48.000 We doubled down.

00:41:49.000 We didn't just go back.

00:41:50.000 And by the way, conservatives don't just complain and say, look, they're trying to censor me.

00:41:53.000 Come back funnier and harder.

00:41:55.000 Do not apologize if you haven't done anything wrong.

00:41:57.000 Andrew Breitbart, he said, apologize for what?

00:42:00.000 They're going to crucify you for something no matter what.

00:42:02.000 So if you feel like you maybe said something that was on the line, you're not entirely

00:42:06.000 sure and you think maybe if you apologize it'll go away, remember, they went after Sarah

00:42:10.000 Silverman, Lena Dunham, Aziz Ansari, Trudeau, Chris Evans.

00:42:15.000 You haven't got a shot.

00:42:16.000 None of you have a shot.

00:42:18.000 They will go after you no matter what, and I want to make sure that everyone out there, because we've seen a lot of comedians who used to fancy themselves liberals who have now come to the other side of the fence just because of this cancelled culture, while there are still some other comedians saying it's not a real thing, like Andy Kindler.

00:42:30.000 He said it's not a real thing?

00:42:31.000 Really?

00:42:32.000 Okay, I bet you we'll be talking with him in about six months' time.

00:42:35.000 He'll be on the list.

00:42:36.000 He'll be a top six.

00:42:37.000 Jump in, the water's warm.

00:42:39.000 We will always be here defending you and advocating against cancel culture because I don't want to see it happen to anybody. 0.99

00:42:46.000 And then I'll see you on the other side of that cage with your policies, which I think are stupid and those should be canceled. 1.00

00:42:53.000 Kevin McGinnis, right after this. 0.98

00:42:55.000 ["Milk Chocolate"]

00:44:21.000 Sir, whatever you want, just take it and leave.

00:44:23.000 Ha ha ha!

00:44:24.000 Gonna get ya!

00:44:25.000 Sir, I have a firearm, and if you don't leave, I will use it.

00:44:27.000 Ho ho! 1.00

00:44:28.000 I'm coming for ya! 1.00

00:44:29.000 I will shoot. 1.00

00:44:30.000 Here I come! 1.00

00:44:37.000 What the hell? 0.99

00:44:38.000 What did you expect? 1.00

00:44:39.000 I am gonna sue you!

00:44:43.000 So hard!

00:44:45.000 Guilty.

00:44:47.000 What?

00:44:48.000 No, I don't understand it.

00:44:50.000 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.

00:44:55.000 Firearmslegal.com slash LWC. 1.00

00:44:58.000 If you have a gun and you don't have this, you're an idiot. 1.00

00:45:01.000 Again, that's firearmslegal.com slash LWC. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Hashtag Gerald B. So beautiful.

00:45:15.000 He's never going to hit a home run, Gerald B. He's never going to strike.

00:45:18.000 He's always good for a bunch.

00:45:20.000 Devil's advocate.

00:45:23.000 I didn't claim to be an expert.

00:45:24.000 I didn't claim anything.

00:45:25.000 And I also don't do political content.

00:45:27.000 I consider myself a citizen of the world of humanity.

00:45:29.000 And we all have aligned interests if we're believing that we are all moving toward the same path to enlightenment.

00:45:35.000 I think some of us are further along the path.

00:45:38.000 What are we going to be talking about today on Ash Wednesday?

00:45:40.000 Top 5 greatest television shows of all time.

00:45:43.000 I was gonna say Dukes of Hazzard, that's always funny.

00:45:45.000 How them boys gonna get out of this one?

00:45:49.000 Oh! 0.60

00:45:50.000 I don't watch drama.

00:45:52.000 I read.

00:45:53.000 You're not saying that vaping is harmless, but that it is certainly less harmful than cigarettes.

00:45:59.000 And the goal of vaping is to get people off of cigarettes.

00:46:03.000 That's the argument that I've heard you make.

00:46:05.000 And then I've heard Chris Cuomo say that you're putting all of our children into a shallow grave.

00:46:09.000 So I don't know who to believe, but I'm going to give you the floor.

00:46:12.000 I would say never believe a Cuomo.

00:46:13.000 That's a pretty good rule to follow.

00:46:15.000 All right.

00:46:15.000 It's never been more frightening.

00:46:19.000 I'm a big adult, and it's nice when you are here.

00:46:25.000 Single dime, rinse, rinse your head.

00:46:27.000 Single dime, better, better, better.

00:46:29.000 Single dime.

00:46:31.000 You like that dingle, dingle time?

00:46:33.000 You like my dingle down?

00:46:35.000 Dingle down?

00:46:35.000 I don't know, it sounds suggestive.

00:46:36.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:46:37.000 It's a very different culture, the Australians. 1.00

00:46:39.000 Australians?

00:46:39.000 You know what else is a big difference in culture?

00:46:41.000 Who?

00:46:42.000 The Chinese. 0.54

00:46:43.000 That's true.

00:46:43.000 Our next guest, you can go to defendgavin.com to support him.

00:46:46.000 He has his show at freespeech.tv, though he's technically an unemployed talk show host, in case you don't know who it is now.

00:46:52.000 Gavin McInnes, how are you, sir?

00:46:55.000 Hello Stephen, how are you?

00:46:56.000 I'm okay.

00:46:58.000 My voice is a little bit hoarse, but you're looking well.

00:47:01.000 Hey, let me ask you this.

00:47:02.000 Have you been following the SNL Shane Killasteel?

00:47:05.000 I am totally obsessed.

00:47:06.000 I actually don't know Shane, but we travel in the same circles and we've been reporting on it all week.

00:47:11.000 Today, we pooped ourselves when we watched this old video he did a year ago, August of 2018, where he plays a fireman.

00:47:19.000 Who saved his family, but the interviewer discovers that he likes MAGA and he used a racial epithet once in a text to a friend.

00:47:26.000 Right.

00:47:27.000 And so they fire him.

00:47:28.000 And it's exactly what happened in real life.

00:47:30.000 And the craziest part is that they show his address on the screen and it's Haverford, PA.

00:47:36.000 Haverford, PA was the fire department that was shut down a couple weeks ago because the VP happened to be a Proud Boy.

00:47:43.000 So that video is too spooky for words.

00:47:49.000 So, basically, what you're saying is that Shane Gillis is a proud boy.

00:47:54.000 He's... yeah.

00:47:56.000 Effectively.

00:47:57.000 If there was some kind of an initiation, as has been reported, I'm sure he would have been initiated.

00:48:01.000 You know, he actually included, if I'm not mistaken, I think Lorne Michaels, the spokesperson for SNL, said that was included in his audition, the MAGA hat firefighter.

00:48:10.000 Really?

00:48:11.000 Yeah.

00:48:11.000 He may have adapted it.

00:48:14.000 Would be my guess.

00:48:16.000 The pinned comment, and it's also a year old, on that video says this is way funnier than SNL.

00:48:22.000 Yes.

00:48:23.000 Well, that's not necessarily hard to do.

00:48:24.000 What's the name of the guy who writes for Vulture and Advice?

00:48:27.000 The guy who outed him?

00:48:29.000 Shane?

00:48:31.000 S-something?

00:48:31.000 Do you know the name?

00:48:33.000 Norm Macdonald wasn't joking when he said spoken bird poetry.

00:48:36.000 The guy who covers comedy.

00:48:37.000 I can't remember his name.

00:48:38.000 We'll bring it up here as an overlay.

00:48:40.000 And he was the one who broke the story about the racial epithets.

00:48:42.000 And you can go and watch him doing this alt comedy.

00:48:45.000 This is a scene that developed I've since been away from the stand-up scene.

00:48:49.000 I can't imagine doing it where they perform in libraries and the guy goes up and performs bird, spoken bird poetry.

00:48:55.000 So he goes, ca-caw, ca-caw.

00:48:57.000 Eagle, eagle.

00:48:58.000 That was a mockingbird doing an impersonation of an eagle.

00:49:01.000 And it's like, okay, it's kind of cute, but these alt, I guess alternative, I was about to say alt-right, alternative comedians, it's 20 minutes of a gag that could have been funny, but they just drag it on too long and they have nowhere else to go.

00:49:13.000 Alt comedy.

00:49:14.000 None of these critics could survive in the arena where they destroy lives.

00:49:20.000 It's ironic that they sit there and go, cancel culture isn't real, he'll do fine. 0.99

00:49:24.000 Meanwhile, if they had even a flick of what Shane Gillis is getting, they'd be out on their ass. 0.99

00:49:28.000 I mean, they have Patreons, these people. 0.99

00:49:31.000 And you look at their Patreon, like Vic Berger makes, I think, $300 a month by begging. 0.95

00:49:36.000 So the only thing more pathetic than begging is not getting paid. 0.91

00:49:42.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:49:43.000 Yes.

00:49:44.000 It'd be like someone rattling a tin cup and you knocking it out of his hand because you heard that he made a racial epithet at some time.

00:49:50.000 Which, really, when you think about it, if he's homeless, the racial epithet should be the least of your concerns.

00:49:53.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 There's probably AIDS.

00:49:54.000 That's true.

00:49:55.000 Those who can't do teach. 1.00

00:49:56.000 That's a lot of needles.

00:49:56.000 Those who can't teach critique.

00:49:58.000 And these critics are all useless, bitter, jealous C-words. 0.97

00:50:06.000 I don't know what... Yeah, you're... Is that what you're saying? 0.97

00:50:11.000 And by the way, I was quoting Shane Gillis, so don't try and... These things are what they are.

00:50:16.000 Do not blame me.

00:50:19.000 Speaking of which, and we're going to go to the WebEx in it afterwards and talk about Brett Kavanaugh.

00:50:22.000 Did you watch any of Lilly Singh's new late show that's on NBC replacing Carson Daly?

00:50:27.000 Okay, let me explain Lilly Singh.

00:50:33.000 What a lot of these TV execs don't understand is they see a successful YouTuber and they go, oh, this person has a huge audience that will easily transpose to television.

00:50:42.000 Right.

00:50:42.000 But what they don't understand is a lot of these guys have huge clicks from little kids.

00:50:48.000 Like my six-year-old, his favorite show is Guava Juice, his favorite YouTuber.

00:50:52.000 Isn't that a hard liquor?

00:50:53.000 Your six-year-old is drinking Mezcal?

00:50:55.000 Not surprised.

00:50:56.000 No, that's the name of his favorite YouTuber.

00:50:58.000 Oh, okay.

00:50:59.000 And Guava Juice talks like this, and he goes, Hey, we're gonna get in a big bath full of Skittles!

00:51:04.000 And that'll have 20 million views.

00:51:06.000 That's eerily accurate.

00:51:08.000 She talks like that.

00:51:09.000 She goes, oh, my parents are corny and conservative.

00:51:12.000 Oh, my gosh, they want me to get married.

00:51:15.000 Punjabis, they do talk like that. 1.00

00:51:16.000 But her mom does talk like that. 1.00

00:51:18.000 And Margaret Cho's mom goes like that! 1.00

00:51:21.000 Sorry, continue.

00:51:21.000 Her parents are foreigners.

00:51:22.000 What? 1.00

00:51:23.000 And so she has a huge following of children and losers and nobodies. 1.00

00:51:28.000 And then they try to transpose that same YouTube, Nickelodeon way of talking to TV. 0.90

00:51:35.000 And it's just so rehearsed and embarrassing.

00:51:38.000 I get goose pimples on this part of my body every time I watch her.

00:51:41.000 I get them, but they're actually, they're not, the term is genital warts.

00:51:45.000 But they're strikingly similar.

00:51:46.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:51:47.000 The thing is, this was, I was... Maybe goose pimples on my penis! 0.99

00:51:52.000 I haven't been having sex with geese lately! 0.99

00:51:55.000 How long does this last? 0.97

00:51:57.000 What's the half-life on the goose pimple in your serum?

00:51:59.000 Is there a cure?

00:52:00.000 Is it just serum, goose pimple, or is it like mono, where it's always dormant, but is it a virus or a disease, the genital goose pimples?

00:52:07.000 So when I saw this, I thought it was very similar.

00:52:10.000 I don't know if you remember when YouTube started, there was a girl named Lisa Nova.

00:52:15.000 And by the way, this is important for people out there, because what they've done with Gavin, what they've done with myself, what they've done with Norm, by the way, and Dennis Miller, And even some people who've just been on our show, they'd lob the accusation, well, it's just not funny.

00:52:27.000 And I heard this on The View, they said, well, I just don't think that was funny.

00:52:29.000 Listen, he used the word ****.

00:52:31.000 I want to be clear so we know what we're talking about.

00:52:33.000 He used the C word ****, because I see people writing C word, and they think it's a different word.

00:52:37.000 He used that, but that wasn't the joke.

00:52:39.000 He was referring to people in Chinatown.

00:52:41.000 He had a bunch of other jokes.

00:52:43.000 I don't necessarily think it was funny, but I acknowledge that it was a joke, and people try to separate it.

00:52:48.000 from the joke. They separate the offense from the joke.

00:52:50.000 Anyway, to go back, there was this girl named Lisa Nova, who was one of the

00:52:53.000 early sketch artists.

00:52:54.000 They brought her on MADtv. She did a couple of funny impressions.

00:52:58.000 They brought her on MADtv. I think she lasted a season. And it didn't work because she was 0.96

00:53:01.000 talking to her camera in a bedroom. She didn't know what it was like to perform

00:53:05.000 in front of a live studio audience.

00:53:06.000 She didn't have that experience.

00:53:08.000 Same thing with this Lilly Singh. 1.00

00:53:09.000 She's done videos on YouTube and kind of showed up and spoken for her fans, but she doesn't have any experience with a live audience.

00:53:15.000 And so I watched this premiere and I said, you know what?

00:53:17.000 That's probably a girl who would be middle of the pack at an open mic, uh, who just, you would say, give her five, six years of seasoning, let her work it out. 1.00

00:53:25.000 But she's not there yet.

00:53:27.000 Only she's performing that same material that would be mediocre at an open mic, but someone has an applause sign for the audience.

00:53:32.000 And that's what makes it so uncomfortable.

00:53:35.000 She did a seven minute diatribe on how terrified we are at the idea of a brown woman talk show host. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Meanwhile, she's a Canadian bisexual Sikh. 0.76

00:53:46.000 So it's not like we talk about the threat of the Canadian bisexual Sikh. 0.69

00:53:50.000 Every second day.

00:53:51.000 But for seven minutes, she goes, I know you're freaking out.

00:53:54.000 You're like, hashtag not my Carson Daly. 1.00

00:53:56.000 And you go, no, bitch, I don't care. 1.00

00:54:01.000 By the way, is anyone that possessive of Carson Daly? 1.00

00:54:05.000 Like, you're not going to take my Carson from me.

00:54:07.000 I feel like it was either him or the Ron Popeil pocket fisherman rerun.

00:54:13.000 It kept looping into itself until I was watching her going, wait are you making fun of your own political belief system? 0.98

00:54:20.000 Because you're not parroting mine.

00:54:22.000 Yeah.

00:54:22.000 So I think you're making fun of the concept of someone being terrified.

00:54:26.000 The only people that are terrified are the executives at NBC when they see these ratings.

00:54:31.000 It's going to be a brutal Take down.

00:54:34.000 Yeah, I think it's going to probably be pretty rough, but I think it's important to note that a lot of these, they don't know what they're doing, right?

00:54:41.000 They're saying, okay, we want to try and bring in non-linear content and they want to bring in people from YouTube, but they don't understand necessarily how to make it work.

00:54:48.000 And it is amazing right now that this discussion, who is it?

00:54:51.000 Someone from Seth Meyers, a black girl is going to have another late night show. 1.00

00:54:54.000 Oh man, how many late nights do you need?

00:54:55.000 I don't know, but they go, the late night landscape has to change and they show all the hosts and I'm looking, I'm going, okay, We've got Seth Meyers, we've got Trevor Noah, we've got Samantha Bee, we've got Stephen Colbert, and their argument is, look at how homogenous this is.

00:55:09.000 Well, no, hold on a second.

00:55:10.000 You have men and women, underqualified women a lot of them, underqualified South Africans, but you do have a good color spectrum here. 0.87

00:55:17.000 You don't have a single person who's even moderate, let alone center-right.

00:55:21.000 And they have no clue.

00:55:23.000 There is zero diversity of opinion.

00:55:25.000 And she showed herself with all the talk show hosts, and then she threw in Hassan Minhaj and her.

00:55:29.000 Meanwhile, by the way, Muslims killed a million Sikhs, so I don't know why she's all buddy-buddy with the one Muslim guy on TV. 0.96

00:55:35.000 But all of those people, Hassan, Lily, all of the talk shows have exactly the same, as you just said, radical leftist politics.

00:55:43.000 There is zero diversity of opinion.

00:55:46.000 I mean, in this modern landscape of talk shows, if you were Jay Leno, and all Jay Leno did was not hate Republicans, If you were Jay Leno, you'd be David Duke.

00:55:55.000 Yeah, well, I think that was his nickname.

00:55:57.000 That was his fighting name.

00:55:58.000 It was J. David Duke Leno.

00:56:00.000 He switched it from the chiropractor.

00:56:02.000 J., the chiropractor Leno.

00:56:04.000 No, something else, though, that's interesting to me is, I don't know if you know this, they pre-taped with Lilly Singh.

00:56:09.000 So this is important because it coincides while this Shane Gillis is getting canceled for a joke, right, for being what they consider racist.

00:56:15.000 Let's call it edgy.

00:56:16.000 He's getting removed from SNL while at the same time they're pushing Lilly Singh.

00:56:20.000 They pre-taped, they said like 30 or 40 of her episodes.

00:56:23.000 And they said, we don't want this to be political.

00:56:25.000 It's going to be more personal.

00:56:26.000 Well, hold on.

00:56:27.000 A late night show is topical.

00:56:28.000 That's a big reason that it differs from standup.

00:56:30.000 You're covering news of the day.

00:56:32.000 And then she took shots at Trump. 1.00

00:56:34.000 She took shots at, I mean, you just look at, you're going, hold on a second.

00:56:36.000 They don't consider this political.

00:56:39.000 That's what's crazy to me.

00:56:40.000 They go, it's not going to be political.

00:56:41.000 The entire first half of the show was, you're afraid of a woman of color and I'm coming for late night, white men, hashtag me too. 0.58

00:56:48.000 They don't see this as political.

00:56:50.000 You know, Lilly Singh is everything wrong with affirmative action and firing Brett Gillis is this, I mean, what's his name again?

00:56:57.000 Shane Gillis.

00:56:58.000 That is everything wrong with Affirmative Action 2.

00:57:02.000 You're getting rid of a funny dude based on BS. 0.99

00:57:05.000 And by the way, he never said these darn **** are taking our jobs. 0.98

00:57:08.000 They were making fun of a type of person and they said, Chinatown just springs up. 0.98

00:57:12.000 And then people are like, what's all these buildings here?

00:57:14.000 Yeah.

00:57:14.000 They're like, what are all these **** here?

00:57:16.000 He said people are like, so he was doing a guy who was freaked out by Chinatown.

00:57:21.000 He wasn't using the word on a personal level, but we get rid of him, we get rid of, you know, I think Lorne Michaels was going, let's get some actual quality comedy back, like Robert Downey, who defined SNL from the 80s to the 90s.

00:57:35.000 They thought, let's get a new Robert Downey.

00:57:36.000 This guy seems kind of centrist.

00:57:38.000 Maybe he can do some good jokes.

00:57:39.000 They go, no. 0.57

00:57:40.000 And the reason they attacked him, we all know, is because he's a white male.

00:57:43.000 That's what this is about.

00:57:44.000 Lilly Singh can do no wrong, because she's beige. 1.00

00:57:47.000 And Shane Gillis can do no right, because he's white. 1.00

00:57:50.000 Okay, I have to make sure that I distance myself from this alleged Plowboy. 0.67

00:57:55.000 We prefer the term taupe.

00:57:55.000 You would.

00:57:56.000 You act like a c***head. 1.00

00:57:59.000 Taupe is the term. 1.00

00:58:01.000 Sand.

00:58:02.000 Sand, like my 2004 Taurus.

00:58:03.000 Off-white.

00:58:04.000 Yeah, Cream.

00:58:05.000 Cream.

00:58:06.000 Also loved their music, The Black Room with White Curtains, in the 1960s.

00:58:09.000 I don't know of any other songs from Cream.

00:58:11.000 Can you name me any other songs from Cream, Gavin, that were hits?

00:58:14.000 Cream?

00:58:14.000 Yeah.

00:58:14.000 Didn't they do Sunshine of My Life?

00:58:16.000 Was it?

00:58:18.000 I don't think any of us know.

00:58:19.000 We don't have the ability to fact check this right now.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:58:21.000 Someone get Jamie from Joe Rogan.

00:58:22.000 Quick, quick. 0.98

00:58:24.000 He'll know.

00:58:27.000 Oh yeah, that's the Nathan Phillips version.

00:58:29.000 He just shows up.

00:58:31.000 In the white room with black curtains.

00:58:35.000 Alright, we're gonna go to a web extended here for people who missed it and talk a little bit about the Kavanaugh controversy.

00:58:40.000 These are the only two topics of the week.

00:58:42.000 It's freespeech.tv.

00:58:44.000 Before we go to web here, Gavin, where's the best place for people to find and support you?

00:58:48.000 You can only find me on freespeech.tv.

00:58:50.000 Although, I'm on a bunch of ghetto social media like Telegram and Parler. 0.72

00:58:55.000 But, uh, you can find those links at freespeech.tv under links.

00:58:59.000 Oh, right.

00:58:59.000 See, I didn't know Parler.

00:59:00.000 I hang out at a parlor.

00:59:01.000 And it's the last place that still calls it a parlor.

00:59:04.000 That's weird.

00:59:04.000 It's very old.

00:59:05.000 Okay, we're going to talk in private.

00:59:10.000 Gavin McInnes is going to the commercial break.

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01:01:25.000 His face あの子か Body language unacceptable 1.00

01:01:36.000 This president has attacked, has demonized immigrants.

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01:01:41.000 I play it boy, I'll calm you down first.

01:01:43.000 I'm the best!

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01:02:32.000 Oh.

01:02:34.000 Singing Deo underwater, but you couldn't tell because the black face had washed off. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Oh.

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01:02:40.000 Darn makeup. 1.00

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01:02:48.000 Little known trick for those of you who don't know.

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01:02:51.000 Take an Epsom salt bath, okay?

01:02:53.000 Load it up with Epsom salts and then just rinse off in the shower.

01:02:55.000 You will see a ring around the tub.

01:02:57.000 Yeah.

01:02:58.000 Sounds disgusting.

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01:03:06.000 Thank you so much to Gavin McInnes.

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01:03:44.000 Zero.

01:03:44.000 Yeah, zero.

01:03:45.000 Not any.

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01:03:49.000 Yeah.

01:03:49.000 Although you can go to loudestpetoshop.com and click the mystery box.

01:03:52.000 Mystery box.

01:03:53.000 Who knows what it is?

01:03:54.000 Who knows what it is?

01:03:56.000 It's not a date.

01:03:59.000 I don't know.

01:04:00.000 Are figs and dates stone fruits or stone fruits?

01:04:02.000 I'm still not quite clear what a stone fruit is.

01:04:04.000 I believe it has a pit.

01:04:05.000 They're like cousin fruits.

01:04:06.000 Yeah, they're like cousin fruits.

01:04:07.000 I wouldn't know a fig from a date.

01:04:10.000 Alright, so a couple things.

01:04:13.000 I know we often talk about some more macro issues here in the close.

01:04:18.000 This is one thing that I noticed in talking with Younger relative, I will say.

01:04:23.000 If I say niece, if I say nephew, if I say cousin, they're going to be like, it's me!

01:04:26.000 And they're going to get mad.

01:04:26.000 I have to talk with their parents.

01:04:27.000 So I hear this a lot, particularly in children's shows, and you hear it on the radio.

01:04:30.000 We're constantly told, for as long as I can remember, certainly our entire upbringing, that the most important thing you can do is believe in yourself.

01:04:39.000 That's the mantra that we hear.

01:04:40.000 And it's usually married with, you can accomplish anything if you just believe in yourself.

01:04:45.000 It's the most important thing is that you believe in yourself, and then you can accomplish anything you put your mind to.

01:04:50.000 I'm here to tell you that neither of those statements are true.

01:04:54.000 That's not a bad thing, because you know what?

01:04:56.000 It's okay.

01:04:57.000 It's okay to be unsure of yourself.

01:05:00.000 It's okay not to know.

01:05:01.000 Now, it's not okay to let that overtake you, to paralyze you, to prevent you from doing the work that has to be done anyway, but it is okay to be unsure of your abilities.

01:05:13.000 Here's something else.

01:05:14.000 You can still accomplish, by the way, great things without entirely believing in yourself.

01:05:19.000 Sometimes your greatest accomplishments come in an environment, in an incubator of self-doubt.

01:05:24.000 Now, notice I didn't say self-defeat.

01:05:26.000 So I don't want to say people are telling you to believe in yourself and you shouldn't believe in yourself at all.

01:05:30.000 That's not what I'm saying.

01:05:31.000 Doubt is a very different animal from defeat.

01:05:34.000 Doubt is not a guarantee of failure.

01:05:36.000 It's just a healthy skepticism of this notion that we're taught of a guaranteed victory.

01:05:42.000 Because you know what doubting yourself does?

01:05:43.000 Do you know what it does?

01:05:45.000 Well, if you're a productive person, a person who utilizes critical thinking, You're going to set out to determine whether that doubt is valid.

01:05:52.000 See, absolute confidence, the believe in yourself, if you buy that wholesale, it breeds complacency.

01:05:58.000 Healthy self-doubt breeds inquiry.

01:06:00.000 It breeds vigilance.

01:06:01.000 Also, something else.

01:06:03.000 Self-doubt usually only enters into the equation when it's a decision of consequence, when it's an action worth deliberating.

01:06:11.000 You don't tend to struggle with self-doubt when picking avocados out at the market.

01:06:16.000 Like, was that one ripe enough?

01:06:18.000 I think I better go back.

01:06:19.000 Now, some of you may, because you're OCD.

01:06:22.000 So this segment is not for you.

01:06:24.000 You should go touch every northern-facing corner of your house right now while avoiding all the tile cracks, otherwise your family will die.

01:06:30.000 But for the rest of us, That trepidation, that self-doubt, it only comes into play when we're nearing the perimeter.

01:06:39.000 of something that matters, especially if it's your purpose.

01:06:42.000 And we've talked about this, talked about living in your purpose, talking about fulfilling your purpose, because everyone has something that they're great at.

01:06:47.000 And so the lie that we tell young kids, and I hear it so often, it's so pervasive that you don't even think about it.

01:06:53.000 Some of us don't even think to go, hold on a second, is that true?

01:06:55.000 Just like, you're perfect the way you are.

01:06:56.000 Well, we know that's a lie.

01:06:58.000 No one's perfect.

01:06:59.000 And it's bad to tell people that they're perfect.

01:07:01.000 You can accomplish anything if you believe in yourself.

01:07:03.000 The most important thing is that you believe in yourself.

01:07:05.000 The lie, and that's a lie that we tell young kids, It teaches them to avoid one of life's most fulfilling endeavors, which is conquering self-doubt to achieve one's purpose or goal.

01:07:17.000 And I wish I could say, you know, on a personal level, I wish I could say that I always believed in myself.

01:07:21.000 Life would be a lot easier.

01:07:23.000 It's not true.

01:07:24.000 I've constantly had self-doubts.

01:07:27.000 I lack self-belief.

01:07:28.000 I constantly have thought of myself as underqualified, undeserving, overwhelmed.

01:07:32.000 I still do.

01:07:32.000 By the way, I struggle with it every single day.

01:07:34.000 But it doesn't stop me from doing what it is that I know needs to be done.

01:07:38.000 There's no shame.

01:07:39.000 We talk about this idea of shame in culture, but the problem is we want to praise the wrong things and remove shame from things that maybe should be shamed.

01:07:48.000 There should be no shame in self-doubt.

01:07:50.000 There's no virtue in absolute, unfettered self-confidence.

01:07:54.000 There's no shame in self-doubt whatsoever, just as there is no sin in fear.

01:07:58.000 Gonna go a little bit theological on you here.

01:08:00.000 We've often heard, I had a pastor, I've talked about this, who once taught that fear is the opposite of love.

01:08:05.000 It's not hate, it's fear.

01:08:06.000 To be fair, it might have been Rob Bell.

01:08:07.000 I have no idea.

01:08:08.000 Could be a heretic.

01:08:10.000 But we're taught this a lot, that you shouldn't fear. 1.00

01:08:13.000 It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. 0.99

01:08:15.000 So let's, even if you don't believe, I'm a Christian, I make no bones about it, but let's just say you think it's an Aesop fable. 1.00

01:08:22.000 Okay, Jesus was sinless, otherwise there's no point to the story.

01:08:26.000 That's the whole idea behind the Christ.

01:08:29.000 Have you ever read about Jesus in the garden before the crucifixion?

01:08:33.000 He asked God if there was any other way, any other way for this to occur, to please let this cut fast from him.

01:08:38.000 That was fear.

01:08:40.000 But there was another way. And so he took that hard path just the same.

01:08:44.000 See, self-doubt, fear, how you feel, it doesn't determine your actions.

01:08:50.000 And your actions determine who you are. Your actions are what define you.

01:08:54.000 I would even go as far as to say that the most... 0.97

01:08:55.000 People with the most absolute self-confidence tend to be buffoons.

01:09:02.000 And the greatest folks to have done anything in their chosen endeavor, they almost all have a healthy level of self-doubt.

01:09:08.000 Do me a favor, actually.

01:09:09.000 Let's do this little thought exercise here.

01:09:11.000 I want you to think of a historical figure who you really respect, you admire.

01:09:15.000 Even a great athlete.

01:09:15.000 I just want you to picture someone in your mind.

01:09:17.000 Someone who's the greatest to have ever done X. Okay?

01:09:20.000 Take a second.

01:09:21.000 Pause if you have to.

01:09:23.000 Do you have it?

01:09:24.000 Okay.

01:09:24.000 Now, I want you to go research that person.

01:09:27.000 Find some interviews or find some candid writing about how they felt before some of their greatest accomplishments.

01:09:33.000 Winston Churchill.

01:09:34.000 Could be Abe Lincoln.

01:09:35.000 Marcus Aurelius.

01:09:36.000 Could be George St.

01:09:36.000 Pierre.

01:09:37.000 Could be Richard Pryor.

01:09:38.000 Every single one of them, without exception, struggled with self-doubt.

01:09:44.000 Every single one of the greatest to have ever done X or Y or Z was nervous and struggled with self-doubt.

01:09:51.000 They didn't walk on stage, whether it be the global stage, the comedy stage, or the arena, like some pink song who thinks that they are perfect the way they are and that they had absolute self-confidence. 0.92

01:10:03.000 On the flip side, think of the buffoons.

01:10:05.000 Think of the people you don't necessarily have a ton of respect for. 0.59

01:10:08.000 Like the cast of Jersey Shore, C-level actors, the mediocre plus-size Instagram models, the guy you knew from high school who's still living in his senior year.

01:10:16.000 Think of anyone who you wouldn't want to emulate.

01:10:19.000 They tend to be the people who have ultimate self-confidence and this unwavering self-belief.

01:10:26.000 Doubt never even enters into the equation.

01:10:29.000 Why is that?

01:10:30.000 Who would you rather be?

01:10:32.000 So the final exercise I want you to do this week, it's just about being mindful.

01:10:37.000 I want you to think about what it is that gives you self-doubt.

01:10:41.000 What is it that you would like to accomplish, but maybe you're not sure if you can?

01:10:46.000 Or maybe if you can't think of it, I want you to be hyper-vigilant just throughout the entire week.

01:10:52.000 Be as aware as you can, hyper-vigilant this entire week, so that any situation that arises, as you approach it, and when you get that little feeling, that voice in your head telling you, I don't know, I don't think you can do it, is that voice popping up because you're coming close to fulfilling your purpose?

01:11:08.000 I want you to ask yourself, is that voice coming up because this is important, this is of consequence, this involves your life's potential?

01:11:13.000 Have you been avoiding it because it might sting?

01:11:15.000 Have you been cutting that feeling, that voice, a wide swath of avoiding?

01:11:20.000 I want you to be honest with yourself.

01:11:22.000 You don't have to believe in yourself.

01:11:25.000 Full stop.

01:11:26.000 You don't. 0.99

01:11:27.000 I think it's foolish to. 0.81

01:11:28.000 Self-doubt is normal.

01:11:29.000 It's healthy.

01:11:31.000 You just don't have to let it batter you into self-defeat.

01:11:35.000 And all of this starts with living in truth.

01:11:38.000 Not your truth.

01:11:39.000 The truth.

Louder with Crowder - September 20, 2019

#548 TIME FOR BLACKFACE... | Gavin McInnes Guests | Louder with Crowder

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