Louder with Crowder - #557 7 WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY ON YOUTUBE! | Eric Cochran Guests | Louder with Crowder

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00:01:06.000 Now, throughout my years, I've come to realize there are seven words you cannot ever, ever say on YouTube.

00:01:28.000 Now, no one ever tells you what these words are.

00:01:30.000 You have to say them out loud for YouTube to cancel you.

00:01:35.000 Because it's YouTube's ever-changing list.

00:01:38.000 Same words, two years later, a different list. 1.00

00:01:42.000 And these words, retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexicans. 1.00

00:01:48.000 Yes, today, those are the words. 1.00

00:01:52.000 Retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:01:56.000 And Mexican doesn't even belong on that list. 1.00

00:02:00.000 It's a benign word.

00:02:02.000 A descriptor, really.

00:02:03.000 How else do we refer to them?

00:02:05.000 Sir, he's one of those members from down south.

00:02:08.000 Honduran? 0.97

00:02:09.000 Uh, no.

00:02:10.000 Salvadorian?

00:02:11.000 No.

00:02:11.000 Colombian?

00:02:12.000 Argentinian?

00:02:12.000 Peruvian?

00:02:13.000 Chilean?

00:02:13.000 Brazilian?

00:02:14.000 He's Mexican.

00:02:15.000 Cancel.

00:02:16.000 Just like that.

00:02:18.000 These words. 1.00

00:02:18.000 Retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:02:22.000 Now the problem with these words is that words change. 1.00

00:02:26.000 Notice, I didn't say the N word.

00:02:30.000 Why?

00:02:31.000 Because everyone here knows which word that is.

00:02:34.000 Not one member in the audience right now is thinking, noob I, no.

00:02:39.000 Because the n-word has only ever been one word with one meaning. 1.00

00:02:45.000 But not retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:02:49.000 Every one of those cancel-worthy words in today's culture, which we can't say now, at some point meant something else. 1.00

00:02:58.000 Tranny! 1.00

00:03:00.000 Well, that's a scary cancer-worthy word for today's backyard mechanic.

00:03:05.000 Well, your starter's fine, your alternator works, but there seems to be a leak in your T-word. 0.99

00:03:11.000 Mainly the T-word gasket where its dick used to be. 0.99

00:03:16.000 Chink! 1.00

00:03:17.000 Now, granted, that would seem self-explanatory, until you realize again that it's a word with multiple meanings.

00:03:24.000 Captain, I found the C-word in their armor! 1.00

00:03:28.000 No, not cunt. 1.00

00:03:29.000 I wouldn't find that in an armor. 1.00

00:03:32.000 Thus I suppose she's a female knight, but then we'd have to add another word to the list! 1.00

00:03:36.000 See, because these words, they also change depending who's using them or who is hearing them.

00:03:45.000 They can't just hurt on their own, they're just words.

00:03:48.000 But you can use that c-word on YouTube, you can use that c-word provided that it's not the previously aforementioned c-word, and that said person using this given c-word is a woman, and that they're referring to the current president's wife.

00:04:01.000 You see.

00:04:03.000 Words change.

00:04:04.000 Chink was a common word.

00:04:07.000 A benign word, it was used in cultural idioms. 0.99

00:04:10.000 To make it a hate word because a jackass said something racist is to give that racist power. 0.95

00:04:16.000 And it convolutes the meaning of the word. 0.95

00:04:20.000 Now you have people who mistakenly believe it to be the original meaning of that word.

00:04:27.000 Captain, we found a Chinese American in their armor.

00:04:29.000 Do you hear that?

00:04:32.000 That's the sound of a protest starting.

00:04:35.000 Now please note that the Asian Americans themselves are always notably absent from these protests.

00:04:42.000 They'll let the other social justice warriors distract you while they simply take over your economy and skilled labor employment opportunities. 1.00

00:04:51.000 No, they don't make protest signs.

00:04:52.000 They're too busy making money.

00:04:55.000 Seems they found your them in your armor. 1.00

00:05:00.000 Retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Now, faggot, or fag, these are the new F-words. 1.00

00:05:08.000 If you say those, you're immediately cancelled on YouTube. 1.00

00:05:13.000 Primarily because it's moderated entirely by F-words. 1.00

00:05:18.000 No, no, not fuck. 0.99

00:05:21.000 That's the old F-word. 1.00

00:05:23.000 You can say fuck all you want on YouTube, provided that it is not referring to, in a derogatory manner, the performative actions of an aforementioned F-word. 0.99

00:05:34.000 And here, we run into another problem. 0.99

00:05:37.000 Because these words, they were co-opted, these F-words too.

00:05:41.000 They too, throughout history, have had different meanings to different peoples. 0.99

00:05:47.000 A fag! 1.00

00:05:47.000 A faggot! 1.00

00:05:49.000 Well, are we talking about a bundle of sticks, a lazy old lady, or George Michael in a California rest stop? 1.00

00:05:57.000 I was performing in London, a man outside the venue asked for a cigarette.

00:06:00.000 He was put before a human rights tribunal!

00:06:04.000 Your honor, my client merely asked the man in question for an F-word.

00:06:07.000 Do you mean to say that your client was soliciting prostitution?

00:06:11.000 No, your honor, he just wanted a cigarette.

00:06:13.000 He's not an F-word.

00:06:59.000 Yeah, you can't see none of that.

00:07:01.000 Before I move on to anything else, there was a film with twin babysitters who were black-haired bodybuilders with a kid from Three Ninjas.

00:07:07.000 House Party.

00:07:08.000 No, you're making cultural differences.

00:07:10.000 I'll be okay if Gerald says something. 0.98

00:07:12.000 I'll smack him. 0.99

00:07:13.000 I will shove bamboo wood chips up your thumbs. 1.00

00:07:15.000 Okay, listen.

00:07:16.000 Eric Cochran is on the show.

00:07:17.000 You might be saying, hey, who's that?

00:07:18.000 He is the whistleblower who works with Project Veritas, came out from Pinterest, and he has some more info on some of the new big tech issues going on, which we're putting on our game face.

00:07:32.000 Question of the day before I move on to who's here.

00:07:34.000 Let me ask you this.

00:07:34.000 Who do you think is the most dishonest Democrat in office at present?

00:07:41.000 You know what?

00:07:41.000 It can be media personalities, but let's go with politicians for today.

00:07:44.000 Too many.

00:07:44.000 Is it congressmanship?

00:07:46.000 Hint.

00:07:47.000 Audio wave.

00:07:47.000 You'll like this because he's all into fiction, you know, because he's affected on stuff.

00:07:49.000 He's like, I only read fiction.

00:07:50.000 I only read the books.

00:07:51.000 I don't see the movies.

00:07:52.000 This is called foreshadowing.

00:07:54.000 It's a literary technique.

00:07:55.000 We'll be talking about congressman Schiff.

00:07:56.000 What?

00:07:56.000 Do you think it's congressman Schiff, or can you come up with someone else who lies more?

00:08:02.000 More blatantly, publicly, repeatedly.

00:08:04.000 We have my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.

00:08:06.000 Thank you, sir, for being here.

00:08:07.000 Quarter black hair.

00:08:08.000 Show me your hood pass. 0.97

00:08:08.000 What's up, dawg? 0.97

00:08:09.000 And G. Morgan Jr.

00:08:11.000 He's tapering off painkillers.

00:08:12.000 What's the wine of the day?

00:08:13.000 It's tough coming down from that.

00:08:14.000 Chateau Saint-Michel artist series.

00:08:16.000 Wow.

00:08:16.000 It's fantastic.

00:08:17.000 Speaking of comedowns, I meant you.

00:08:22.000 I'm not even sure what that means.

00:08:23.000 We do have a lot to get to. 0.94

00:08:24.000 But first, here's a sleeveless lesbian getting a flu shot. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Aw. 0.99

00:08:29.000 Well, there you go.

00:08:40.000 It actually works.

00:08:42.000 Tubular.

00:08:46.000 He skateboarded in there, too.

00:08:47.000 Hey, do you want a glass of orange juice or a cookie?

00:08:50.000 He's like, no, I'm just full of energy on my own!

00:08:52.000 Did you see Yang showing him up?

00:08:55.000 No, what did Yang do?

00:08:55.000 He did the same thing.

00:08:56.000 Oh, I thought Yang had stuck the needle in his neck.

00:08:59.000 And then raised more cash than God.

00:09:02.000 And counted it really quickly.

00:09:03.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:09:04.000 Kicking things off.

00:09:07.000 You're gonna be talking about Schiff.

00:09:08.000 It's a slow news week outside of Ukraine, and let's be honest, we don't have any more info than you do, so I don't care that much.

00:09:14.000 Important story, Hillary Clinton. 0.89

00:09:16.000 Said in an interview recently that Donald Trump knows he's, quote, an illegitimate president.

00:09:20.000 So if she says it, this comes from HuffPo.

00:09:22.000 You know it's trustworthy.

00:09:23.000 She went on to add that his guilty conscience over being illegitimate was the main reason he is so obsessed with her.

00:09:30.000 Keep in mind, Democrats have been pushing this idea of Trump not being a legitimate president.

00:09:33.000 You know, this is the first time they've been trying to completely undermine the office that I've seen in my lifetime.

00:09:38.000 I know he lost the popular vote, but he won well over the 270 electoral college votes needed to win.

00:09:43.000 As far as him being obsessed with Hillary Clinton, Okay, she may have a point.

00:09:52.000 In your face! 1.00

00:09:54.000 I kicked your ass! 1.00

00:09:55.000 In your face! 1.00

00:09:56.000 I won the states!

00:09:58.000 In your face! 1.00

00:09:59.000 You broken bitch! 1.00

00:10:00.000 In your face! 1.00

00:10:01.000 You should have hit Wisconsin. 1.00

00:10:03.000 Serenade him.

00:10:07.000 Ah, I love it.

00:10:08.000 He doesn't want to work in anything processed or sold or sell anything that's been bought, sold, or processed.

00:10:14.000 Didn't even watch Say Anything?

00:10:14.000 That's tough.

00:10:15.000 No.

00:10:16.000 OK.

00:10:17.000 I'm not so much a John Cusack fan, but I am a Joan Cusack aficionado.

00:10:22.000 I know every nook and cranny. 0.93

00:10:24.000 Oh, that's disgusting.

00:10:25.000 Oh, stop it. 0.83

00:10:26.000 Speaking of ours, you stop it.

00:10:28.000 No.

00:10:28.000 Just because she's not traditionally beautiful.

00:10:31.000 At all.

00:10:32.000 And by traditional, I mean beautiful.

00:10:35.000 Speaking of our president, a new book came out.

00:10:39.000 I like her!

00:10:39.000 going to come on the show. That claims... I like her. He wanted a border wall stocked with quote

00:10:44.000 snakes and alligators. It comes from a mediaite. The book quotes an anonymous source who explained

00:10:49.000 that Donald Trump wanted a reinforced border wall. The wall would include barbed wire, snakes,

00:10:53.000 and alligators to dissuade the Mexicans from illegally crossing the border as well as a 0.99

00:10:57.000 water-filled moat to stop the blacks. Also in the news... 1.00

00:11:06.000 Oh my gosh. Robert De Niro...

00:11:08.000 They have trouble swimming.

00:11:10.000 Oh, is that why?

00:11:12.000 That's like half Asian Bill Richmond. 0.81

00:11:13.000 You guys don't need to learn how to swim.

00:11:15.000 You're so buoyant.

00:11:17.000 You're like the baby on the Nirvana cover.

00:11:18.000 No, we'll just hire all the ladies. 1.00

00:11:19.000 I think it was sinking.

00:11:20.000 I really do.

00:11:21.000 To drive our boats.

00:11:22.000 I know the feeling.

00:11:22.000 Also in the news, Robert De Niro appeared on CNN's Reliable Sources this week.

00:11:30.000 I hate using that name.

00:11:30.000 Brian Stealth did a show.

00:11:32.000 And for those who missed it, this is how it went down. 0.89

00:11:34.000 A lot of c**ses in the view. 1.00

00:11:35.000 F**k them. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Okay, well you know, this is cable. 1.00

00:11:37.000 Sorry.

00:11:38.000 So it's not an FCC violation.

00:11:40.000 Sorry.

00:11:40.000 But it is still a Sunday morning.

00:11:42.000 Yeah.

00:11:43.000 It's Robert De Niro, okay?

00:11:44.000 When you have Robert De Niro on your show, you should expect Robert De Niro.

00:11:46.000 that people are in church and so Sunday morning's not when you say that? I don't know. I have no

00:11:51.000 idea. I thought Sunday morning, I thought he meant Sunday mornings were busy at the local

00:11:55.000 porta potties. It's, it's listen, it's Robert De Niro, okay?

00:11:57.000 When you have Robert De Niro on your show, you should expect Robert De Niro. And people don't

00:12:03.000 know this, they didn't see, the interview only got worse. But it is still a Sunday

00:12:07.000 morning.

00:12:08.000 Let's fit in a break.

00:12:08.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:09.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:10.000 Oh, it's Oh, it's a family show.

00:12:11.000 Okay, not now.

00:12:12.000 Okay, go take a soul cycle. 1.00

00:12:13.000 You're fat. 0.99

00:12:14.000 Let's squeeze in a commercial. 1.00

00:12:15.000 Dumpty dumpty put this fat back together. 1.00

00:12:18.000 You're not fooling anyone. 0.62

00:12:22.000 I don't know.

00:12:23.000 It seems like you should have expected that.

00:12:25.000 I am zero parts.

00:12:27.000 Surprise.

00:12:27.000 I shouldn't say zero parts.

00:12:28.000 Surprise.

00:12:29.000 Nine parts.

00:12:30.000 Not surprised.

00:12:31.000 One part joyous.

00:12:33.000 Big At least he called him out!

00:12:35.000 Switching to science, because we talk about science on this show.

00:12:39.000 Researchers, they're now claiming that when they told people eating less red meat was a good idea, it may have been horrible advice.

00:12:45.000 Yes!

00:12:46.000 It comes from the New York Times.

00:12:48.000 The new report claims there's no evidence to support the belief that eating less pork and beef is healthier for you, while critics claim this research quote, erodes public trust in the scientific community.

00:12:59.000 This is coming, of course, from the vegan lobbyists, people who don't like hearing this.

00:13:02.000 The scientific community, by the way, is at odds over this new info,

00:13:04.000 with staunch advocates right now arguing vigorously from both sides to defend their position.

00:13:10.000 But if red meat were driving cancer and you reduce red meat and you see no effect on cancer,

00:13:15.000 that is a pretty strong indication that red meat does not cause cancer.

00:13:18.000 How dare you?

00:13:19.000 Oh, I'm convinced.

00:13:22.000 It's hard to accept the truth.

00:13:23.000 One on the scoreboard for Greta Thunberg.

00:13:25.000 Absolutely.

00:13:26.000 Look, I am thrilled about this, right?

00:13:28.000 Because they think that we don't trust them already, and it's because they do stuff like this.

00:13:32.000 They're right.

00:13:32.000 We don't.

00:13:32.000 Oh, I thought you were saying you were thrilled that Greta clearly slam dunked that debate.

00:13:36.000 Greta was excellent.

00:13:37.000 Just a 10 out of 10.

00:13:38.000 She was on her A-game.

00:13:40.000 I was bypassing Greta.

00:13:41.000 Hiring her at the law firm.

00:13:42.000 It's done.

00:13:43.000 The offer's extended.

00:13:44.000 She was bringing the heat, unlike Rudy at Notre Dame.

00:13:46.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:13:46.000 20-20! 0.99

00:13:47.000 She got in the biggest argument pre-show we've ever gotten into because of that.

00:13:51.000 Nobody's ever gonna know.

00:13:52.000 Nobody except for the people we recorded it for.

00:13:55.000 If you're not a member of our club, you'll see that up there on Mug Club.

00:13:57.000 For some reason, Gerald supports the idea that Rudy deserved to play, even though he didn't get a second.

00:14:00.000 And I have more points.

00:14:02.000 Okay, stop it, Gerald.

00:14:03.000 It's enough.

00:14:04.000 I know you're tapering off of Norco, but come on now.

00:14:06.000 It's difficult!

00:14:07.000 Okay, in 2020 news, presidential candidate Kamala Harris said this week that Twitter should suspend President Trump's account.

00:14:14.000 She said the privilege of using words in that way should probably be taken from him.

00:14:19.000 Expert advice, considering Kamala Harris has a long and storied history of taking people's rights away. 0.96

00:14:26.000 It's usually the people who can't swim. 0.99

00:14:30.000 Remember the moats?

00:14:33.000 Is it the alligators? 1.00

00:14:34.000 Cowards! 0.99

00:14:34.000 Gerald doesn't get it. 0.99

00:14:36.000 No, Gerald doesn't get it.

00:14:38.000 I miss Gerald B. Gerald B at least was like, you know what?

00:14:41.000 He was very stoic.

00:14:43.000 Gerald B would say, you know what?

00:14:44.000 I don't have to get it.

00:14:45.000 Maybe this one's not for me.

00:14:47.000 He'd let it slide and move on.

00:14:48.000 But I'll go with it.

00:14:48.000 Gerald A has to be like this.

00:14:50.000 Like, no.

00:14:53.000 He's that face I would see in the audience who was laughing until I said the one thing he didn't like.

00:14:56.000 He's like, uh-uh.

00:14:57.000 No, no.

00:14:58.000 Let's go, honey.

00:14:59.000 We're leaving.

00:14:59.000 No.

00:15:00.000 Time to go.

00:15:01.000 Can't be here.

00:15:01.000 No, two drink minimum, not for this.

00:15:02.000 I didn't get two Arnold Palmers to hear you insult my sweetheart. 1.00

00:15:07.000 Switching to the art scene.

00:15:09.000 I'd like to silence right there.

00:15:09.000 Please switch.

00:15:10.000 Because we're a very cultured program here, the art scene.

00:15:13.000 Someone, but we're going to be talking about Schiff in a little bit.

00:15:15.000 And of course, we have Eric Rodman.

00:15:16.000 Thank God.

00:15:17.000 But this is important.

00:15:17.000 The art scene.

00:15:18.000 This is what shapes culture. 0.99

00:15:20.000 Someone just bought a painting of Channing Tatum's scrotum.

00:15:23.000 So it's described as a very realistic portrait of the Hollywood Titan, and it sold for over $6,000. 0.58

00:15:27.000 Initial reports implied that it was actually a nude painting.

00:15:33.000 It turns out it was just a picture of Tatum on the red carpet with 21 Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill.

00:15:40.000 What are you laughing about?

00:15:41.000 For people on audio, that makes no sense.

00:15:43.000 The thing that's remarkable about that, can we bring that back up?

00:15:45.000 Is that he still looks very much like Jonah Hill.

00:15:49.000 I still don't know what you're talking about.

00:15:51.000 That's just a photo of Jonah Hill.

00:15:53.000 It's very much.

00:15:54.000 It's just a rough night for a poor guy.

00:15:55.000 Not anything different than the reality.

00:15:58.000 You hit a point there, G Morgan Jr.

00:15:59.000 No, no.

00:16:00.000 Look, I'm a fan of art just like everybody else, but really?

00:16:02.000 Seriously, getting down to the person that spent $6,000 on that?

00:16:05.000 How is that something that you want to have? 1.00

00:16:08.000 It's an idiot tax. 1.00

00:16:08.000 I don't understand. 1.00

00:16:09.000 Art aficionados, they usually say that.

00:16:11.000 I'm a fan of art like anybody else, right?

00:16:14.000 Which means I'm not a fan of art, pretty much.

00:16:15.000 What do you think of this Monet?

00:16:17.000 Well, probably just as much as the next guy.

00:16:19.000 Come on! 0.61

00:16:21.000 Look at it.

00:16:21.000 Yeah, fan.

00:16:22.000 Who spends $6,000 for a shot of any scrotum out there? 0.97

00:16:25.000 That brings us right now actually to a new segment of Loud Earth Crackers Entertainment Minute. 0.98

00:16:29.000 Oh.

00:16:30.000 🎵 That was needlessly long.

00:16:41.000 It was.

00:16:42.000 I liked it.

00:16:44.000 I was half expecting Mario Lopez to show up.

00:16:48.000 I don't know why.

00:16:49.000 I don't think he has a job anymore since he had the gall to suggest that giving four-year-olds puberty blockers might not be good parenting.

00:16:55.000 Sorry, Mario!

00:16:56.000 We have a job for you here.

00:16:58.000 Just kidding, we don't.

00:17:00.000 I don't know what you can do other than A.C.

00:17:02.000 Slater and talk about things that don't matter.

00:17:05.000 The band Metallica in entertainment news.

00:17:08.000 The band Metallica has cancelled upcoming tour dates.

00:17:10.000 You hear about this?

00:17:12.000 They cancelled upcoming tour dates.

00:17:14.000 James Hetfield can spend some time in rehab, it came out. 0.92

00:17:17.000 He reportedly suffers from a crippling addiction to making shitty music. 1.00

00:17:22.000 You suck. 1.00

00:17:23.000 You are a terrible person. 1.00

00:17:24.000 Metallica's awesome. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Metallica is great.

00:17:26.000 Actress Linda Firth.

00:17:28.000 Boo! 0.83

00:17:29.000 That's the sound of Metallica album sales plummeting.

00:17:32.000 Boo! 0.83

00:17:33.000 Gene Morgan Jr.

00:17:33.000 There are plummeting.

00:17:34.000 doesn't understand that he has the power to manipulate markets.

00:17:37.000 He's like a Wall Street speculator in the opposite way.

00:17:40.000 Boo! 0.83

00:17:41.000 Hey, I like Metallica, and it tanks.

00:17:43.000 I don't know what happened.

00:17:44.000 It was, Bill!

00:17:45.000 I don't know what happened here!

00:17:46.000 We were on the Billboard 100, yeah!

00:17:47.000 And then Bill was right there!

00:17:49.000 Bill was there, too!

00:17:49.000 Gerald just shows up.

00:17:50.000 Do you like Metallica?

00:17:52.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:17:57.000 Actress Linda Porter, actor Rob Garrison, and restaurateur Carl Ruiz, I believe is his name.

00:18:03.000 They all died last week, tragically.

00:18:05.000 You know, they say that celebrities die in threes.

00:18:07.000 Evidently, the same goes for people who've never heard of.

00:18:10.000 Legendary singer José José, that's his name, nothing like a walking stereotype.

00:18:17.000 José José, he died at age 71, and the cause of death is listed as, quote, L. heart attack-o.

00:18:25.000 Finally, singer Ricky Martin and husband Juan Yosef are expecting their fourth child together.

00:18:30.000 Fourth, yeah.

00:18:31.000 Wonderful. 1.00

00:18:32.000 Ricky Martin says he impregnated the surrogate by closing his eyes and picturing a hot, hairy ass ****. 1.00

00:18:37.000 That's it for this week's Entertainment Minute! 0.99

00:18:39.000 You should have seen half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond. 0.89

00:18:52.000 He made Rodney Dangerfield eyes at the last minute.

00:18:56.000 It was actually just exactly like that.

00:18:58.000 That's actually very good.

00:19:00.000 I actually pulled my... Yeah, I did that as well.

00:19:03.000 Steam release.

00:19:04.000 I would love to see an Asian Rodney Dangerfield. 1.00

00:19:06.000 That'd be pretty funny.

00:19:07.000 I'll gain weight!

00:19:10.000 More ways.

00:19:11.000 Finally, before we get to Schiff, President Trump told the press this week that the White House is, quote, trying to find out who the whistleblower is.

00:19:18.000 A lot of people know this.

00:19:19.000 Some people, of course, are viewing this as a thinly veiled threat against the anonymous accuser.

00:19:24.000 A source in the White House has actually said that the president is heading up a new investigation himself, even going as far as making some phone calls.

00:19:34.000 Hello, Whistle Warehouse.

00:19:35.000 Yes, hi, I'm calling to find out the identity of the filthy whistleblower.

00:19:41.000 Okay, frankly, I've been told you could help me.

00:19:44.000 What kind of whistle you want?

00:19:45.000 No, no, I'm trying to find the whistleblower.

00:19:49.000 Okay, I need to know who bought the whistle.

00:19:53.000 Okay, how much he bought it for, and if that whistle was at any time had blown.

00:19:59.000 Yeah, you want to buy a whistle?

00:20:01.000 Okay, frankly, listen, because you're not listening, You call yourself a salesman?

00:20:06.000 I have reason to believe you sold a whistle to someone with a strong intention, frankly, to blow it.

00:20:13.000 Now who was that?

00:20:14.000 Oh! Robert Mota? Corruption.

00:20:21.000 It's the international language.

00:20:23.000 It knows no boundaries.

00:20:25.000 Hey, who was last week's trivia contest winner there?

00:20:28.000 It is Noir Vala.

00:20:30.000 Noir Vala.

00:20:32.000 Careful out, careful out.

00:20:33.000 They are a furry, so. 0.95

00:20:35.000 Oh, jeez.

00:20:36.000 Wow.

00:20:37.000 Well, that's perverse.

00:20:40.000 Answering that I painted Muhammad using menstruation is Bob Ross, so we're going to send him a wonderful gift card. 0.99

00:20:46.000 Nice.

00:20:47.000 Alright, is everyone ready to move on to Adam Schiff?

00:20:49.000 Let's do it.

00:20:49.000 Yes.

00:20:49.000 We'll talk a little bit about the Ukraine.

00:20:51.000 You know, we had a segment yesterday on the Ukraine deal.

00:20:55.000 It was all formatted, and I appreciate you giving me some time to just sort of rant about why I think Donald Trump is the right man for this job at this point in time.

00:21:02.000 In fact, we don't have a whole lot more info than other people do, but I think at The Blaze TV, they're actually doing a whole live show tonight, Glenn Beck, right after this for those who are watching on The Blaze.

00:21:11.000 Those watching on YouTube, you'll have to sign up, covering from pillar to post the Ukraine scandal.

00:21:15.000 So let's focus on Adam Schiff.

00:21:17.000 He's in the news for his involvement with the scandal.

00:21:19.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:21:20.000 It turns out, for people who don't know, that Schiff knew about the whistleblower complaint before it was filed, and his team actually advised the whistleblower on how to proceed.

00:21:29.000 And President Trump, this is why he's just the best president ever.

00:21:36.000 I mean, I don't mean he's kind of better, like, if you put him, like, well, okay, where do you rank him above, like, McKinley or people who don't matter?

00:21:41.000 No, no.

00:21:41.000 George Washington is a distant second.

00:21:46.000 He's the president we need.

00:21:49.000 He was asked about it and responded like this at a press conference yesterday.

00:21:53.000 There is a report that came out just before you and President Ninister walked out here that the whistleblower met with the staff.

00:22:00.000 Oh, I love that question. 1.00

00:22:03.000 It shows that shit is a fraud. 1.00

00:22:06.000 I love that question. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Thank you, John. 0.99

00:22:09.000 He's so bitchy. 1.00

00:22:12.000 Thank you, Jenna. 0.96

00:22:13.000 Thank you.

00:22:14.000 I love you, John.

00:22:15.000 You're my favorite.

00:22:17.000 And when I say favorite, I mean not.

00:22:20.000 Okay?

00:22:24.000 That was a solid response.

00:22:26.000 He was just ready.

00:22:26.000 He was ready with the paper.

00:22:27.000 He was holding up his paper!

00:22:29.000 For people who are listening to the audio version, as soon as the question is asked, he's just like, got it!

00:22:34.000 And holds up his paper like he has the cheat sheet.

00:22:37.000 Like the guy in White Squall who gets kicked off the boat before it goes down the Hudson and can't reach his wife.

00:22:41.000 It's a very sad film.

00:22:42.000 Good film.

00:22:44.000 So here's the thing.

00:22:45.000 President Trump is right.

00:22:47.000 Not only did Schiff secretly communicate with the whistleblower, he lied about it!

00:22:51.000 Which brings us to this week's What a Piece of Schiff!

00:22:58.000 Took hours to change it over to shift.

00:23:01.000 It was crazy.

00:23:02.000 It's a whole paradigm shift.

00:23:04.000 I think we have a clip.

00:23:05.000 It's not a super long clip, but I think it provides context.

00:23:07.000 Not only did he communicate, he lied about the whistleblower in communicating with him.

00:23:11.000 We have not spoken directly with the whistleblower.

00:23:13.000 We would like to.

00:23:15.000 There you have it. 1.00

00:23:15.000 Straight from the dick's mouth. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Really? 1.00

00:23:18.000 That's interesting. 0.99

00:23:19.000 I guess it's more of a glands penis at that point, if you're talking about a mouth. 0.99

00:23:22.000 It's more of a Clydesdale. 0.99

00:23:25.000 It has a mane.

00:23:26.000 So, Shift, by the way, here's something important to note.

00:23:30.000 The more you unpeel the layers to this onion, the more enraged you will find yourself.

00:23:35.000 He was mirroring, actually, the whistleblower's talking points on Twitter over a month ago to give a false sense of corroboration, right?

00:23:42.000 Because people see it and go, well, hold on a second.

00:23:44.000 Well, this sounds like what that Schiff character said.

00:23:48.000 Keep in mind, the whistleblower doesn't have any firsthand knowledge of the event, right?

00:23:52.000 It's just, oh, someone said that Donald Trump did something.

00:23:55.000 Somebody said something.

00:23:55.000 Then he went to Schiff, and Schiff turned around and corroborated it preemptively.

00:24:00.000 What is he corroborating?

00:24:01.000 The complaint!

00:24:01.000 They didn't have any... There was no first-hand knowledge of it in the first place!

00:24:04.000 Oh my gosh.

00:24:05.000 Someone said something!

00:24:06.000 I'm gonna go on Twitter, and I'm gonna lay the foundation that this happened, that someone said something, and then you'll come out, and then I'll tell them that I didn't talk with you about it. 0.88

00:24:17.000 Also, I might kill myself.

00:24:19.000 There's a strong chance.

00:24:21.000 By the way, is first-hand information important in legal circles?

00:24:25.000 No, only if you want to be morally and justifiably right.

00:24:28.000 I'm just making sure.

00:24:29.000 I'm not a lawyer. 0.98

00:24:30.000 It depends what mark you're trying to hit there, like being honest or a shitbag.

00:24:34.000 I feel like the standards that the left are using legally is Vinny and my cousin Vinny before he improved, before the Redemptions.

00:24:40.000 But your honor, my clients didn't do anything.

00:24:42.000 They thought they were getting a can of tuna fish.

00:24:44.000 Only that's what they're doing and they think they're going to win this.

00:24:47.000 Yeah, it's very clear that his idea of how we're going to go about it.

00:24:51.000 But imagine, he would have gotten away with it, right?

00:24:53.000 I mean, if he would have done a little bit better, he could have gotten away with looking prescient, having found this information, and instead he's caught red-handed.

00:25:00.000 I can do it too.

00:25:01.000 Shift, shut the clerk! 1.00

00:25:02.000 Schiff shut the clerk.

00:25:03.000 So here's another example.

00:25:04.000 Schiff, he claimed that Trump tried to get dirt from the Ukraine, right, on his political opponents.

00:25:09.000 That's kind of the crux of this, right?

00:25:11.000 Well, here's something else.

00:25:12.000 If we're talking, and I don't want to do the whataboutism, because I don't think this is a whataboutism.

00:25:15.000 I don't think there's a direct comparison.

00:25:17.000 I think that what Schiff has done is far, far worse.

00:25:20.000 Let me explain.

00:25:21.000 And I have videographic evidence.

00:25:23.000 Take that, young Turks! 0.99

00:25:24.000 Just Google it!

00:25:25.000 How about you do it?

00:25:26.000 I don't understand that the young Turks cement the, these people, they don't even provide sources. 1.00

00:25:31.000 They're like, Google it.

00:25:32.000 Well, isn't that your, I don't know, job?

00:25:34.000 Yeah, you know.

00:25:35.000 It's not like if you go into a restaurant, I'll have the chicken cordon bleu.

00:25:37.000 You cook it!

00:25:38.000 Sounds reasonable.

00:25:40.000 Why are you here?

00:25:42.000 I'll just zero money.

00:25:43.000 So Schiff himself tried to get, tried to procure, I'm trying to use more official terms.

00:25:48.000 Oh, there you go.

00:25:49.000 Nude pictures of President Trump from the Ukrainians. 0.94

00:25:52.000 But here's the thing. 0.87

00:25:53.000 The Ukrainians turned out to be Russian pranksters. 1.00

00:25:57.000 They were comedians and they pulled the wool over his eyes.

00:26:00.000 Okay, and what's the nature of the compromise?

00:26:03.000 Bye! 0.62

00:26:04.000 Well, there were pictures of naked Trump.

00:26:07.000 When they were in Ukraine, we got their conversation by the phone, where they discussed those compromising materials.

00:26:15.000 We are ready to provide it to FBI.

00:26:18.000 So we will try to work with the FBI to figure out, along with your staff, how we can obtain copies of those.

00:26:25.000 Of course we will provide you all our copies of all our materials.

00:26:29.000 Okay, first off, I guess we'll just ignore the raging homoerotic undertones. 0.99

00:26:34.000 They tried to come after Ben Shapiro because he said no one has described Brett Kavanaugh's penis, which is kind of a trend now with rapists. 0.99

00:26:41.000 It happened with Michael Jackson, it happened with Bill Cosby. 0.98

00:26:44.000 Right there, did you hear Schiff?

00:26:45.000 He's like, well, can you send me the photo negatives?

00:26:49.000 I like the photo negative because it reminds me of when I would try and scramble the satellite signal when I was a kid and I couldn't actually afford it and my parents were in the next room.

00:26:57.000 It is amazing to me he was trying to find nude pictures!

00:27:00.000 And by the way, nude pictures, that's not even a scandal!

00:27:03.000 That's not illegal, it's just embarrassing!

00:27:05.000 Especially with this president, do you think he would actually care?

00:27:08.000 He's like, that's the best body!

00:27:09.000 Come on, look at that!

00:27:10.000 I think President Trump would care.

00:27:12.000 He wouldn't care.

00:27:13.000 Come on.

00:27:14.000 I don't know.

00:27:14.000 He would turn it on.

00:27:15.000 By the way, hit the notification bell.

00:27:17.000 Join Mug Club if you haven't already.

00:27:18.000 $99 annually, $6.99 for students, veteran, active military, and just check the page.

00:27:22.000 We do a new segment every single day because, as you've seen.

00:27:26.000 Do it.

00:27:27.000 Visual Art Villageman, you know.

00:27:28.000 Yes, no, stop talking about it.

00:27:29.000 It's hard out here for a content creator.

00:27:33.000 It would be easier if I were a pimp.

00:27:35.000 Their channels, yes, they're on the recommended feed. 1.00

00:27:38.000 How to backhand a bitch! 1.00

00:27:40.000 Trending. 1.00

00:27:41.000 That would work better.

00:27:43.000 But then if we talk about Schiff, I don't know why we get throttled.

00:27:45.000 Maybe we should just be backhanding Schiff. 0.99

00:27:47.000 Here's another example here why I think he's absolutely just a stunning, I mean it's a skill as to how piece of s*** he is. 0.95

00:27:54.000 Remember when the text of the FBI agents, was it Page and Stroke they were releasing? 0.97

00:28:00.000 Yeah.

00:28:00.000 So we had direct evidence of FBI agents saying that they wouldn't let Trump get elected because they had quote insurance policies in case he did.

00:28:07.000 Alright.

00:28:08.000 That's not scary.

00:28:09.000 Schiff responded that the FBI heavily favored Trump over Clinton.

00:28:13.000 Here you go.

00:28:14.000 They were very selective in what they released.

00:28:16.000 There were multiple reports last year that the FBI was heavily predisposed against Hillary Clinton and in favor of Donald Trump.

00:28:25.000 You know, and here's the thing, he's not necessarily wrong depending on who's working there at the FBI.

00:28:31.000 I think we all assume there can be bias because people, human beings have biases, right?

00:28:36.000 But when Trump does that, when he says, ah, Kobe's a hacker, Mueller, listen, this is a witch hunt, they try to accuse him of obstruction for doing exactly what Schiff is doing there.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:47.000 Well, and he has big trust issues with the establishment around him, and you wonder why.

00:28:51.000 When stuff like that comes out and FBI agents say things like that, that's not just a casual text, right?

00:28:56.000 That's not just casual conversation.

00:28:59.000 Of course he's not going to trust, and those are the people in charge of investigating him, are you kidding me?

00:29:02.000 You wouldn't trust people like that, so of course you would go out and say these things and try to defend yourself in the press.

00:29:07.000 I wouldn't trust Schiff with a pair of safety scissors.

00:29:10.000 No.

00:29:11.000 He'd find a way.

00:29:12.000 So Schiff, by the way, he's also another example.

00:29:14.000 He'd find a way.

00:29:16.000 You'd come back and go, this is remarkable!

00:29:18.000 I'm not even mad.

00:29:19.000 Little Schiff! 0.97

00:29:20.000 Amazing.

00:29:20.000 How did you destroy everything?

00:29:22.000 It's what I do! 1.00

00:29:24.000 I'm a piece of shit! 1.00

00:29:29.000 Here's another example. 1.00

00:29:29.000 Schiff, he's known, this is something people don't know, he's known, it's kind of his raison d'être for leaking repeatedly private info to the press and then lying about it. 1.00

00:29:38.000 CNN is running quotes from noon on about my testimony.

00:29:42.000 Testimony?

00:29:43.000 Does he have a cold?

00:29:45.000 My testimony.

00:29:46.000 What's going on in there?

00:29:47.000 Since he's never met a camera he didn't love, I would bet a lot of money that it was him.

00:29:52.000 Alright, you heard, you got the point.

00:29:55.000 You want to respond?

00:29:57.000 Sure, he's been making this claim all along.

00:29:59.000 Just to be precise, yes or no, did you leak any of the information from his testimony?

00:30:04.000 No, I don't leak.

00:30:08.000 Well, first off, how do you get caught flat-footed by Wolf lowest score ever on Celebrity Jeopardy Blitzer? 1.00

00:30:17.000 And I will say this, with this specific clip, maybe we cannot prove that he's lying, But he's still a piece of s**t! 0.99

00:30:26.000 That's the key takeaway. 0.99

00:30:27.000 And he's going to say, trust me.

00:30:30.000 And here's something else I would love to... I defer to half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman on this.

00:30:34.000 During the Mueller investigation, Schiff, he repeatedly claimed that he had seen beyond circumstantial evidence that Trump had colluded with Russia, even after Mueller ruled that there was no evidence of collusion.

00:30:44.000 People say, Hey, the report didn't say no collusion.

00:30:46.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:30:47.000 It just says there's no evidence of it.

00:30:48.000 You can say that about anything.

00:30:50.000 Someone who gets off for any crime.

00:30:51.000 Well, the fact that he wasn't convicted of shoplifting doesn't mean that he didn't do it, but there's no evidence.

00:30:56.000 So he's not guilty of it.

00:30:57.000 That's how society works.

00:30:59.000 Correct?

00:30:59.000 Absolutely.

00:31:00.000 We have a legal system, and if there is no evidence, and you are not convicted, it means you didn't commit the crime in the eyes of the law, right?

00:31:06.000 That's exactly why we have the system, is to be able to call balls and strikes, make it done, and then move along.

00:31:12.000 And here, what I find hilarious is the example that he has, beyond circumstantial evidence.

00:31:16.000 It's like the Beyond Meat Impossible Burger, right?

00:31:19.000 It's like, no, it's not actually meat, and this is not actually evidence.

00:31:22.000 You actually have to have something, and when he's asked repeatedly and repeatedly and repeatedly, he dances around.

00:31:27.000 Well, we didn't actually talk to him, and we didn't actually get direct evidence, but if you put together the different inferences and lies, then it's a story.

00:31:36.000 Yes.

00:31:37.000 Here's what's important. 0.99

00:31:38.000 If you put together different inferences, accusations, and of course, keeping in the front of your mind at all times that I am a piece of shit, I think you will come to see this issue in a new light. 0.98

00:31:48.000 Here's actually a clip of him doing just that. 0.97

00:31:50.000 All you have right now is a circumstantial case.

00:31:53.000 Actually, no, Chuck.

00:31:55.000 I can tell you that the case is more than that.

00:31:58.000 And I can't go into the particulars, but there is more than circumstantial evidence now.

00:32:02.000 So, again, I think... So you have seen direct evidence of collusion?

00:32:08.000 I don't want to go into specifics, but I will say that there is evidence that is not circumstantial.

00:32:13.000 As I've said along, there's plenty of evidence of collusion and corrupt commingling of work between the Trump campaign and the Russians.

00:32:22.000 Good lord.

00:32:23.000 I mean, by the way, lest you think we're editing him out of context, He never did provide specifics.

00:32:29.000 He didn't in that interview, and you're waiting for it?

00:32:32.000 Don't hold your breath!

00:32:33.000 Google it!

00:32:36.000 What does it mean when he's saying more than circumstantial?

00:32:38.000 Explain for people who don't know what circumstantial evidence means.

00:32:40.000 We throw that around a lot.

00:32:41.000 Yeah, so indirect evidence.

00:32:42.000 I mean, circumstantial evidence can be things that create an inference of what the actual thing may be.

00:32:46.000 So, for example, if you have, you know, you want to say someone committed fraud.

00:32:49.000 To be able to prove fraud, you have to prove that they intended to deceive you.

00:32:52.000 And a lot of the times, you can't read someone's mind.

00:32:55.000 And unless they say, I intended to defraud you, that would be direct evidence.

00:32:59.000 You have to have circumstantial evidence, like they knew the truth, but they told you a false statement anyways.

00:33:04.000 Here, when you say you have circumstantial evidence, you should be able to describe that circumstantial evidence.

00:33:08.000 If you have beyond circumstantial evidence, you definitely can explain what it is. 0.96

00:33:13.000 But yet, when he was asked, do you have direct evidence, which is the only thing beyond circumstantial evidence, There's no in-between, there's no like circumstantial, middle-stantial, piece of shit, shift-stantial.

00:33:23.000 I mean, yeah, there is shift-stantial, but that's like somehow hitting two keys on a piano at the same time and getting a note in between that's nobody's note.

00:33:30.000 I mean, it's not there.

00:33:32.000 It's not the thing.

00:33:33.000 It's nothing.

00:33:34.000 Like if you've got the piano analogy.

00:33:36.000 He had to, right?

00:33:37.000 Nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype.

00:33:40.000 Well look, I think we're going to look back on this as one of the worst political hatchet

00:33:45.000 jobs in the United States.

00:33:46.000 He Chinese! 0.83

00:33:47.000 I hate that part. 0.93

00:33:50.000 I really do.

00:33:51.000 I think we will.

00:33:51.000 I think we'll look back on this and go, oh my gosh, when people came out and said that I don't think Donald Trump is going to accept the election results, right?

00:33:58.000 The Democrats said that.

00:33:59.000 And then it goes against them.

00:34:00.000 And now they're thinking, oh, no, it's Russia collusion.

00:34:02.000 We've got to throw everything at him.

00:34:03.000 I'm serious.

00:34:04.000 This is bad for the country.

00:34:06.000 It doesn't matter what side you are on.

00:34:09.000 Because now we have the next person doing the exact same thing.

00:34:12.000 So what happens when the next person gets in the office that's a liberal or a Democrat?

00:34:15.000 Do you think some Republicans wouldn't do that?

00:34:17.000 Somebody wouldn't say, well, you did it to Donald Trump.

00:34:19.000 The pendulum just keeps swinging further and further. 0.98

00:34:21.000 So you have to calm this crap down. 0.97

00:34:23.000 I mean, I don't see any Republicans on the horizon. 0.98

00:34:24.000 I don't really either.

00:34:25.000 Lindsey Graham, I mean, he's kind of he's kind of slimy.

00:34:28.000 He's a little bit greasy. 0.74

00:34:29.000 He's not shitty. 0.68

00:34:31.000 I agree.

00:34:31.000 I don't think the Republicans would step to that quickly.

00:34:34.000 But if you open the door to it, you can take a president out by doing that.

00:34:38.000 I've grown tired of your commentary, because this clip I've been waiting for.

00:34:44.000 A lot of people haven't seen this.

00:34:46.000 It only trended for two hours on Twitter.

00:34:48.000 And it was gone.

00:34:49.000 And then it was gone.

00:34:51.000 This is, in my opinion, as bad as it gets.

00:34:54.000 It's as bad as anything I've ever seen in the political arena.

00:34:58.000 When people talk about the right and the left are dividing us, I go, no, no, no, hold on a second.

00:35:01.000 Let's not do the equivalency here because have you seen Shitty Schiff?

00:35:06.000 He made up an entire dialogue of Trump's phone call with the Ukrainian president.

00:35:12.000 I want you to see him doing this here, presenting this as though it was fact.

00:35:16.000 He expresses his interest in meeting with the president and says his country wants to acquire more weapons from us to defend itself.

00:35:27.000 And what is the president's response?

00:35:30.000 Well, it reads like a classic organized crime shakedown.

00:35:34.000 I hear what you want.

00:35:36.000 I have a favor I want from you.

00:35:38.000 None of this happened.

00:35:40.000 And I'm gonna say this only seven times, so you better listen good.

00:35:44.000 I want you to make up dirt on my political opponent, understand?

00:35:47.000 Lots of it.

00:35:49.000 Now I know some of you are asking, because I get it, it's difficult today in our polarized society to know, okay, who's exaggerating, where are you stretching, because everyone does, especially for comedy, we do that.

00:35:59.000 So you're wondering what percentage of that, if we were to put a number on it, is accurate.

00:36:07.000 Zero.

00:36:07.000 Nothing.

00:36:09.000 None of that ever happened.

00:36:10.000 And here's something that's so dishonest, too, when you watch.

00:36:13.000 He's reading it, and at one point he looks up and looks back down and goes, though, as though he missed a word that he's reading from an official transcript.

00:36:20.000 He tried to clearly imply that this was an official transcript.

00:36:25.000 And then when he was called on it, this was his response, that it was parody.

00:36:29.000 My summary of the president's call was meant to be at least part in parody. 0.99

00:36:35.000 What a piece of s**t! 1.00

00:36:37.000 What a piece of s**t! 1.00

00:36:38.000 Think about that! 0.99

00:36:39.000 You know, when Donald Trump talked about people got all upset because he would talk about changing libel laws, right, and this was really just to try and get media to stand down, we weren't happy about it.

00:36:48.000 How is that not slander?

00:36:50.000 Yeah, right.

00:36:50.000 Think about that for a second.

00:36:51.000 He read it as though it's a transcript, and he tried to get all high and mighty, saying, oh, if people didn't understand it's parody, that's a whole new problem. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Implying, like, because Donald Trump says such crazy stuff that you thought it was real when I made up stuff that Donald Trump said that was crazy that never really happened, but I told you he said crazy stuff, and so you tend to believe that this crazy stuff is crazy stuff he would say, but I'm just a piece of shit. 0.98

00:37:11.000 You gotta give him credit, though, for how well he sells the Reading Act, right? 0.98

00:37:15.000 Oh my gosh!

00:37:16.000 The looking down, the pauses, the keeping it going.

00:37:19.000 I mean, for anyone, I mean, the first time I saw that clip, I thought to myself, I'm gonna Google it!

00:37:24.000 And look, and you go look it up, and you're like, wait, I don't actually see any of these words.

00:37:28.000 Wait, he's totally lying!

00:37:29.000 No, no, no, well, wait, I did see two of them.

00:37:30.000 There was two thus in there that he actually got right.

00:37:32.000 Yes, that's true.

00:37:33.000 There was also a similar number of vowels. 1.00

00:37:35.000 I'm just lying, he's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:37:36.000 It wasn't even close! 1.00

00:37:37.000 Nothing.

00:37:38.000 He didn't even stumble across truth accidentally.

00:37:42.000 It is remarkable to me that this was allowed to go.

00:37:45.000 I think that is worthy of being forcibly removed from office.

00:37:49.000 I really do.

00:37:49.000 To me, that's just a person.

00:37:50.000 I don't mean violently.

00:37:52.000 No.

00:37:52.000 I mean this guy should be forced to resign in absolute shame.

00:37:56.000 I can't think of anything that would personify fake news more than reading from a fake Transcript and by the way, the reason he's doing that is because he knows that most people who are not hyper Lee engaged Unlike the people in this room are often people who are watching this show or reading in the comment section He knows I'm gonna walk by the TV screen see this and go.

00:38:16.000 Oh my god.

00:38:16.000 I can't believe our president did that, right?

00:38:18.000 I can't believe he said that and they're not going to see the aside where he says it was clearly parody Just like you don't see the slander.

00:38:25.000 You don't see the libel You do see it sorry that occurs on the front page and then the apology the retraction is issued two weeks later on page eight Yeah.

00:38:33.000 He knew exactly what he was doing.

00:38:34.000 And by the way, just to go into the Ukraine thing a little bit, Democrats, they've repeatedly reached out to foreign countries, including Ukraine, for dirt on Trump.

00:38:41.000 So at worst, at the absolute worst, Schiff is just accusing Trump of what he has done himself.

00:38:47.000 Only Donald Trump hasn't done it.

00:38:48.000 His accusations are false.

00:38:50.000 The favor that Trump asked for was investigating foreign meddling in a U.S.

00:38:54.000 election, specifically in regards to a company called CrowdStrike.

00:38:57.000 Not Biden, as Schiff was trying.

00:38:59.000 I don't want to say Schiff suggests.

00:39:01.000 Right.

00:39:01.000 Schiff didn't suggest it.

00:39:02.000 It's not a suggesting.

00:39:02.000 It's a direct statement.

00:39:05.000 But it's not even a direct statement because it wasn't a real statement!

00:39:09.000 What Schiff's saying is actually true.

00:39:12.000 It wasn't that Schiff suggested that these things were happening.

00:39:15.000 He made express statements intended to deceive the public about what was said.

00:39:20.000 That is fraud.

00:39:21.000 Right there.

00:39:21.000 That's what it is.

00:39:22.000 It's not what he said happened isn't true, but it is true that Schiff... It's like the inception of s***. 0.93

00:39:28.000 Yes, exactly. 0.92

00:39:28.000 And by the way, I thought we cared a whole hell of a lot about fair elections, Russian meddling in our elections. 0.92

00:39:33.000 We have to get to the bottom of that.

00:39:34.000 That was the entire thing we heard from day one of his campaign.

00:39:36.000 Now he asks about it happening in Ukraine.

00:39:39.000 And we're like, oh, you can't ask a foreign government that!

00:39:42.000 Right.

00:39:42.000 And to be fair, later on in the call, it was mentioned that, you know, Biden shut down this prosecutor, the investigation of the company his son worked for.

00:39:49.000 It was it was a minor point.

00:39:51.000 Here's what is pretty important to me to Schiff and the whistleblower, who, by the way, got no firsthand knowledge.

00:39:56.000 Would that be considered circumstantial?

00:39:58.000 Not having first-hand knowledge?

00:40:00.000 I mean, it depends, but mostly that's considered circumstantial because if you don't... I mean, there's rules.

00:40:04.000 Hearsay.

00:40:04.000 There's a reason why you don't take out-of-court statements and use them for the truth because you can't actually test the boundaries of what's true or not true.

00:40:10.000 You can't testify, right?

00:40:11.000 If it's, I heard XYZ say this fact and we're gonna take that fact as true, how are you gonna test it?

00:40:17.000 Right.

00:40:17.000 Now, an eyewitness testimony isn't considered verifiable proof, so someone saying, I heard someone say that Donald Trump did this, would seem to me, I don't know, I'm a simpleton, even less reliable.

00:40:28.000 Well, I mean, at some point you have to accept evidence, right?

00:40:33.000 So, if you were to say, okay, hey, look at this piece of paper, is the piece of paper fake?

00:40:37.000 Well, you have to go through certain standards to be able to get even written evidence in.

00:40:40.000 So, written evidence is only as verifiable as any other piece of evidence, but the further you get away from Yes, thank God.

00:40:47.000 And here's something that I think is important, right?

00:40:48.000 true and it's a spectrum, the more likely it is that you would never even be able

00:40:52.000 to use it in court. And saying I heard someone else say some other fact that

00:40:56.000 they observed but no one else saw, we have no other corroboration, is a line

00:41:00.000 too far for every Western civilization. Yes, thank God. And here's something that I

00:41:04.000 think is important, right? There's a lot that we don't know and that's why we try

00:41:08.000 not to just offer nothing more than conjecture because maybe some more

00:41:12.000 info could come out.

00:41:14.000 People who stand firmly on their opinions when there's not enough info, sometimes they don't really age very well.

00:41:18.000 But I do think it's important to look at what we do know and compare it with what they've said that is verifiably false.

00:41:26.000 For example, we know for sure that that was not a transcript and then he said it was parody.

00:41:31.000 We know for sure that Schiff said Donald Trump was withholding military aid unless they investigated, or sorry, fired the prosecutor.

00:41:39.000 That's what they said.

00:41:40.000 But here's, if you understand it, Trump never threatened that at all.

00:41:43.000 It wasn't even mentioned.

00:41:44.000 The Ukraine officials did not know about the change in military foreign aid until a month after the call.

00:41:53.000 So, again, you can't know everything, but you can know what they've said that is false, and you can know certain facets of the story that are true.

00:42:01.000 The things that we know to be true, they've already proactively lied about.

00:42:05.000 That's important for people to think of.

00:42:07.000 That's important for people to point out.

00:42:09.000 And I don't want to get into the minutiae of it because, like I said, Glenn Beck has

00:42:11.000 a special to Blaze TV, a whole thing about the Ukraine live after this.

00:42:16.000 Is there anything else you guys want to say about it?

00:42:17.000 You know, the thing is to me, they know exactly what they're doing.

00:42:19.000 I don't want to ascribe ulterior motives.

00:42:21.000 We've always tried to do that on this show.

00:42:23.000 Or if we do change my mind, or when we actually have debates like we've had on the show with

00:42:26.000 politicians, with professors, with people who are worthy adversaries, I always try to

00:42:31.000 assume that they are being sincere.

00:42:34.000 But this is an exception.

00:42:37.000 I don't even want to say it's a radical exception.

00:42:39.000 He went up there and lied, and read from a transcript that didn't exist.

00:42:43.000 And when he was called on it, said, well, you know what?

00:42:45.000 That was meant to be parody.

00:42:46.000 What did you think it was?

00:42:48.000 Well, you know what?

00:42:48.000 I think most people thought it was what you intended it to be, which was a lie that you wanted to be accepted wholesale as truth.

00:42:56.000 I didn't say this with Hillary.

00:42:57.000 People are like, in fact, she needs to be put in jail. 1.00

00:42:59.000 I never jumped on that train.

00:43:01.000 I don't like Nancy Pelosi. 0.98

00:43:03.000 It's crazy to me that she's a reasonable one in the party.

00:43:07.000 When you have AOC, Schiff, Bernie Sanders, Pelosi, you're like, well, you know what, I guess I went over for Thanksgiving dinner.

00:43:14.000 Is she the turkey? 0.98

00:43:18.000 Jeez, that's terrible.

00:43:19.000 Well, look, you know, put yourself in a... I'm offended, sir.

00:43:24.000 It's the one from Christmas Vacation.

00:43:26.000 How dare you! 0.99

00:43:27.000 It is interesting to think of what would be the rules if, imagine, a Republican had made up a transcript.

00:43:32.000 Imagine if a conservative had gone up there and said, oh, well, actually, I'm just going to go ahead and fake this evidence because apparently this isn't the House of Representatives.

00:43:38.000 It's the laughing factory.

00:43:40.000 I mean, that's why we're up here?

00:43:41.000 We're doing parodies now?

00:43:43.000 That's the thing we do in these hearings?

00:43:46.000 I get it.

00:43:47.000 There's room for funny questions and jokes.

00:43:49.000 There's no room for faking evidence.

00:43:51.000 And at the very least, the House needs to consider, or the Senate, or whoever has the ability to do that, whether within the party or outside the party, to censure that kind of behavior.

00:43:59.000 Just say you don't agree with faking evidence.

00:44:02.000 And if you want to come out and say something to do something right to restore trust in

00:44:06.000 our system, it's police your own.

00:44:07.000 And this is an example where the Democrats need to put their money where their mouth

00:44:10.000 is.

00:44:11.000 I think that's a good point.

00:44:12.000 They want to put our money where their mouth is. 1.00

00:44:13.000 Well, that's true.

00:44:14.000 It's not their money necessarily.

00:44:15.000 But put yourself on a jury hearing some of this stuff and Schiff gets up on the stand

00:44:18.000 and they play that and they're attacking.

00:44:21.000 He has no credibility left.

00:44:23.000 They play stuff like that.

00:44:24.000 They play the things that we've played, the clips where he's obviously been lying, the things where he's trying to get nude pictures.

00:44:28.000 Most people don't know.

00:44:29.000 No, I know, but put that up there and then put the evidence that you have.

00:44:33.000 It is a blowout.

00:44:34.000 There is no court in America that would believe him and not believe the evidence.

00:44:39.000 And yet, in public opinion, He's still out there saying this stuff.

00:44:42.000 Well, let's picture if Donald Trump went up, right?

00:44:43.000 We're talking about what would happen if a Republican did it.

00:44:45.000 Okay, let's do this little walk it through this exercise here.

00:44:48.000 And here I have Peter Schiff mirroring what the whistleblower was going to say about them on Twitter, even though there was no first-hand knowledge.

00:44:58.000 And Schiff knew there was no first-hand knowledge.

00:45:02.000 He said he was going to go out and lie and fabricate a transcript for the world to see.

00:45:06.000 They would say, can you believe this president is lying?

00:45:07.000 He needs to be removed from office.

00:45:08.000 Only he'd be telling the truth.

00:45:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:11.000 With video evidence.

00:45:12.000 That is how insane this has become.

00:45:14.000 It's not whataboutism.

00:45:15.000 It is far worse-ism as it relates to Piece of Schiff, Adam Schiff.

00:45:21.000 And actually, we have to get going to Eric Cochran, whistleblower from Big Tech, but we're actually getting word, apparently, the altercation continues at CNN.

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00:47:31.000 I am an 18 year old transsexual male. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Female to male.

00:47:35.000 Well I appreciate you clarifying that because I would have been horribly confused.

00:47:40.000 So a boy is at his house, he's taking a nap.

00:47:43.000 And he's awakened by some sounds from the room next door.

00:47:45.000 When I see people where, you know, it's 4th of July, and you see American flag, American flag, American flag, and then, without fail, if there was a rainbow flag, there was no American flag.

00:47:53.000 Right.

00:47:54.000 It's like, hold on a second. 1.00

00:47:55.000 You can love your country and suck c***. 1.00

00:47:58.000 Like, you can be into both. 1.00

00:47:59.000 None of my latest videos come up in a YouTube search for my name.

00:48:04.000 They're that terrified of it.

00:48:05.000 I'm looking for Paul Joseph Watson.

00:48:06.000 Did you mean to say Senor Wences?

00:48:09.000 Sorry!

00:48:09.000 I'm fascist!

00:48:10.000 Me fascist! 0.89

00:48:11.000 I am a magician!

00:48:23.000 Is he saying ZOOL?

00:48:34.000 Yeah, like the god.

00:48:36.000 Is that what he's saying?

00:48:37.000 I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?

00:48:40.000 I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?

00:48:42.000 I don't know.

00:48:42.000 But you know Rick Moran is completely retired from the industry.

00:48:44.000 I was talking with Audio Wade about this.

00:48:46.000 I don't know.

00:48:46.000 Did his wife pass?

00:48:47.000 Was that what it was?

00:48:48.000 I think he took time to take care of his kids.

00:48:50.000 To take care of his kids.

00:48:52.000 Well, that's far less sinister.

00:48:53.000 Yeah, he's a great dude.

00:48:54.000 I should have led with that.

00:48:55.000 All right, our next guest.

00:48:57.000 Very glad to have him on the show.

00:48:58.000 Now, some of you may be saying, oh, I know the name, but if I'm not mistaken, when he first was revealed publicly, it was in that sort of Dateline blurred face and voice. 0.68

00:49:08.000 Usually it's a rapist, but he's not.

00:49:09.000 Delane set some context here.

00:49:12.000 He's a former software engineer and he was a whistleblower who came forward with big tech, which is very relevant to what we're doing.

00:49:18.000 By the way, people who are out there who have some tips, VeritasTipsAtProtonMail.com is what this gentleman wanted us to feed you because they're always looking for new info.

00:49:28.000 Mr. Eric Cochran, how are you, sir?

00:49:30.000 I'm doing well.

00:49:31.000 Thank you for having me.

00:49:32.000 I am glad to have you.

00:49:33.000 And I was just saying, you have those giant headphones that you look like the VR kid from Burger King Kids Club.

00:49:40.000 Do you remember Burger King Kids Club?

00:49:41.000 Yeah, man.

00:49:42.000 Do you remember them, Eric?

00:49:43.000 Burger King Kids Club?

00:49:44.000 I don't remember this commercial.

00:49:46.000 It was a series of commercials.

00:49:47.000 At the Burger King Kids Club, it's cool to be a kid.

00:49:51.000 And there's like a black guy with the house party hair. 0.89

00:49:53.000 Yeah, he's got the high top. 0.98

00:49:54.000 The generically lesbian girl. 0.89

00:49:56.000 There's the ginger.

00:49:57.000 I think he had a wheelchair.

00:49:58.000 Was it a wheelchair?

00:49:58.000 Yes, the wheelchair.

00:49:59.000 And then the white kid, because they couldn't just say, here's a token white kid, he was the tech kid.

00:50:04.000 Remember, he had the Walkman.

00:50:05.000 Jeffrey!

00:50:06.000 What a club.

00:50:07.000 And Eric, you are very white, so it suits you perfectly. 0.95

00:50:12.000 So listen, for people who may not be necessarily super familiar with you, because you weren't really like a personality who spoke on politics or culture, you came into this specifically because of some information that you had in the big tech industry.

00:50:24.000 I don't mean to big tech.

00:50:24.000 I think we've trademarked that.

00:50:25.000 So explain to people kind of your history and how you came to Project Veritas.

00:50:29.000 Yeah, so just a few months ago I was just a software engineer at Pinterest and just kind of, you know, working on Android apps, actually, and not too involved in politics.

00:50:39.000 And then I was seeing more and more censorship.

00:50:42.000 We were talking about misinformation and hate speech.

00:50:45.000 And then it got to be much more sinister.

00:50:48.000 I would see they actually banned live action secretly on the back end.

00:50:53.000 The pro-life group, Zero Hedge, PJ Media, they were banning things about Ben Shapiro, Bible verses, and this was all done in secret.

00:51:02.000 So I actually took this to Project Veritas, James O'Keefe's organization, And I said, the public has to know this.

00:51:09.000 This is the proof that we're kind of seeing from the outside from these big tech companies.

00:51:15.000 And now here's actually the how and the why it's happening.

00:51:18.000 Now, why Pinterest, though?

00:51:20.000 I don't understand.

00:51:20.000 Why Pinterest?

00:51:21.000 I mean, I get Google, YouTube at least, and certainly Google at large, Facebook.

00:51:26.000 It's sort of the information mainframe for politics.

00:51:29.000 But Pinterest, I just sort of think of it as those moms who drink too much, who are like, I'm having one glass of wine for dinner. 0.77

00:51:33.000 You know, it's like a punch bowl.

00:51:35.000 You know, like the old Pogs, the classic Pogs.

00:51:38.000 That's always why I pictured Pinterest.

00:51:41.000 Why would they have a political... Yeah, I think, you know, that's a really good point about, like, mom's in the middle of the country.

00:51:46.000 So it's interesting that, you know, they want to affect that market so much.

00:51:51.000 And then, what it really speaks to, the biggest point, is that all the tech ends up like this.

00:51:56.000 You know, I actually went to Pinterest because I thought it wasn't Facebook, it wasn't Google, and yet, once it got to be a big enough company, they're all on the same page.

00:52:05.000 There's this whole hive mind of big tech, where these tech companies, they're all in Silicon Valley, they all have this same mindset, they all want to, you know, affect the 2020 election, they're so much in an echo chamber, They all are on the same page about wanting to ban Republicans.

00:52:22.000 Well, now you said they want to affect the 2020 election.

00:52:24.000 I get it.

00:52:25.000 For example, there's a big difference.

00:52:26.000 We need to delineate here.

00:52:27.000 If they feel as though all conservative speech is hate speech, you know, using someone's biological, biologically proper pronouns, if they feel that that's hate speech, I understand how that could sort of dictate their policies or behavior.

00:52:39.000 Do you think that's the case?

00:52:40.000 Or you think they're specifically setting out to affect the 2020 election?

00:52:44.000 And if so, what makes you think the latter?

00:52:47.000 Well, so I think there definitely is, like, this entire idea of, like, you know, a lot of conservative, mainstream conservative ideas are hate speech.

00:52:56.000 I can speak, like, at Pinterest for the 2020 election, it was interesting.

00:53:00.000 There were these documents specifically about protecting candidates like Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren and Beto, protecting them from basically memes and on the image board.

00:53:13.000 And they didn't have anything like that for Republicans.

00:53:16.000 So it is interesting, you know, I think it's again where they see that they, in their mind, they messed up in the 2016 election.

00:53:22.000 They messed up by allowing too much free speech and then it let people get around the media gatekeepers.

00:53:28.000 And so I think really there is, they think they're doing the right thing.

00:53:33.000 They think that they're protecting the public from these ideas, but ultimately it does affect the 2020 election.

00:53:40.000 So they're trying to protect them from memes, but how do they protect Elizabeth Warren from herself?

00:53:48.000 Everything she uploads to Instagram, I always have to watch it through my fingers.

00:53:52.000 I'm just Elizabeth Warren, drinking a beer, drinking a beer.

00:53:56.000 And you're just like, oh, I want to shrink up into my own body cavity and die like that group of people in Superman 2 and float off into space.

00:54:06.000 I don't know how they do it.

00:54:07.000 The point is, that's not really a question for you so much as me.

00:54:09.000 That's not fair to you as a guest, Eric.

00:54:11.000 I have my own issues I'm working through.

00:54:14.000 Speaking of my own issues, I don't know if you've been following this, but this is another reason I wanted to have you on.

00:54:21.000 We've been demonetized entirely on YouTube, despite Susan Wojcicki And YouTube admitting that we haven't violated any policies, right?

00:54:27.000 This was kind of acquiescing to the Vox Adpocalypse torch-and-pitchfork mob.

00:54:32.000 But more recently, and I don't want to bore the viewers here because they know about this, but I know that maybe you haven't been filled in on all of it, we found that we're blacklisted, shadowbanned from specific search terms.

00:54:43.000 So in other words, if you search Steven Crowder changed my mind, doesn't show up for many results.

00:54:47.000 If you search Steven Crowder on YouTube, doesn't show up for 70 results.

00:54:50.000 And then we found out And this is why I do think there could be some meddling with the 2020 election.

00:54:55.000 That if we used a VPN and used an address outside of the United States, the UK or Sweden or Spain, that they showed up entirely.

00:55:02.000 It was only blacklisted.

00:55:03.000 My name and our primary videos, our videos with the most plays, blacklisted exclusively in the United States.

00:55:09.000 We don't have any answers on that yet from YouTube.

00:55:11.000 Is that something that surprises you?

00:55:12.000 Do you have any answers maybe?

00:55:13.000 Can you help me?

00:55:14.000 Help me.

00:55:16.000 Yeah, so we do know that there are these blacklists inside of Google, and so we can kind of see the anecdotal evidence from the user's side.

00:55:27.000 And we saw this at Project Veritas too, where a lot of our videos just won't show up.

00:55:31.000 You'd see CNN videos about Project Veritas when you search on YouTube Project Veritas.

00:55:38.000 I think the biggest thing people can do to help is, if you're on the inside of YouTube and Google, come to Project Veritas.

00:55:46.000 VeritasTipsAtProTimeMail.com.

00:55:49.000 We see the evidence from the outside.

00:55:50.000 I think now we need to see how they're doing this from the inside.

00:55:55.000 Since the Pinterest story, we've actually had two Google whistleblowers.

00:55:58.000 uh, come out and and I know like, uh, uh, louder with the crowder was actually on

00:56:03.000 one of the google now news feed blacklists, uh, that one of the insiders exposed to

00:56:08.000 Yeah, what well I know why yeah I knew it!

00:56:15.000 I mean, you know, listen, I'm sorry that you guys are lumped in with this, where we just had Donald Trump playing Peter Gabriel, like you clearly are doing the Lord's work and we just like dressing up like ladies.

00:56:27.000 Who, let me ask you this, in your experience, who would typically order these kinds of blacklists?

00:56:34.000 And this is just me, sort of.

00:56:36.000 It's an opinion.

00:56:36.000 It's speculation.

00:56:37.000 But it seems to me that if it's blacklisted exclusively in the United States, someone had to do that.

00:56:42.000 That's not an algorithm.

00:56:44.000 Right.

00:56:45.000 So these are typically manual actions.

00:56:47.000 I mean, again, we don't know the how in this case specifically.

00:56:51.000 But from what we've seen historically, they're very manual operations.

00:56:55.000 And the thing is, you have about 90% of people in tech companies are people like me, or at least people who just live and let live.

00:57:04.000 They're not super political.

00:57:05.000 But then you get like 10% of people who are direct activists.

00:57:08.000 And they go in and they advocate for adding people to blacklists, for censoring people in certain regions, and yeah, I mean, there is a lot of sophistication in being able to delineate by region, too, in this case.

00:57:23.000 And those people who you say, you know, there's 10% I think you said might be activists, are they in a disproportional amount of positions of power?

00:57:33.000 Yeah, so we typically see this in trust and safety teams or some kind of content management teams, right?

00:57:38.000 We're not talking about the software engineers, the people, I guess, like I used to be, aren't typically involved.

00:57:44.000 We're just trying to make good software.

00:57:46.000 But you kind of have people in these misinformation efforts who tend to be these complete activists and who are going to leadership and saying, this stuff is hate speech.

00:57:59.000 We need to take care of this.

00:58:02.000 And then, of course, they bow to the mob.

00:58:04.000 I think Corner Black Garrett had a question. 0.92

00:58:04.000 Right. 0.92

00:58:05.000 Eric, do you think it's possible that it might be a single bad actor that's in there that just has the ability to add these search results in there?

00:58:14.000 How often are these things monitored?

00:58:16.000 Or is it more systemic, I guess?

00:58:19.000 I think that's sometimes the case, but I'd say much more often it's systemic.

00:58:24.000 I mean, like at Pinterest, we were seeing that where it's really this entire team.

00:58:27.000 And these people, again, are all in this echo chamber.

00:58:31.000 They're all encouraging each other.

00:58:33.000 And pretty much everybody thinks they're doing the right thing.

00:58:37.000 They think that they're very high IQ people, and people in the middle of the country just don't know what to think, and they need to take care of hate speech and misinformation, as they deem it so.

00:58:48.000 Final question before we go to the web extended.

00:58:51.000 You said that maybe 10% of people are activists, and I do think that people, I mean, is Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, Susan Wojcicki, are they all activists?

00:58:51.000 Let me ask you this.

00:58:59.000 Or is it just because they tend to be liberal, but they're not activists?

00:59:03.000 Do you think that they're really sort of an empathetic ear to these activists and the activists know that they have a Have you seen other employees who might be leftist liberal in these companies who knew what was going on and thought that it was wrong, regardless of personal politics?

00:59:21.000 Yeah, as for like the direct top leadership, I think a lot of them, yeah, they're left-wing, but again, they're not complete activists.

00:59:32.000 They just bow to the mob.

00:59:33.000 They just bow to their employees who are activists, who are telling them, we're gonna have walkouts if this stuff doesn't stop.

00:59:40.000 And they're just kind of in a difficult position in that way.

00:59:44.000 And then, yeah, I think there definitely are left-leaning people inside these tech companies.

00:59:49.000 I personally, since my stories come out and since the Google stories at Project Veritas now have come out, people I used to work with in the Android community are like, I don't agree with you on the issues that they were censoring, pro-life, conservative issues, but I'm totally against this tech censorship.

01:00:10.000 Right.

01:00:12.000 I think that's a good point, because a lot of people think the First Amendment only applies, obviously, to government regulation of speech, and it does, but there is a culture of censorship that occurs right now.

01:00:24.000 I think people now call it cancel culture, but I think it goes even further than that.

01:00:26.000 It goes further than just celebrities and And comedians getting protested when there's a systemic blocking, really, a prevention of people from even having a seat at the table.

01:00:37.000 And here's something, I said, no, I said it was the last question, I wanna go to the web extended, but you said they bow to the mob.

01:00:42.000 This is something that's important to me because a lot of people on the left, and you'll see the Young Turks say this, they say, well, Big Turk, they just go where the money is.

01:00:48.000 But the truth is the money isn't with the outrage mob.

01:00:51.000 Most people aren't on board with that.

01:00:54.000 So why do you think it is that big tech companies are willing to forego some profit in many instances

01:01:01.000 to appease them?

01:01:02.000 Because that's a very new shift for businesses.

01:01:05.000 I think it's true.

01:01:08.000 I think that there's some things, I mean, certainly to a lot of these middle manager

01:01:14.000 or upper executives, there are things more important than money to them.

01:01:18.000 They can always get a new job.

01:01:20.000 They're already making lots of money, but they really view their mission

01:01:26.000 as directors for the culture.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:01:32.000 It's effectively practiced secularism as a religion.

01:01:36.000 All right, listen, we're going to go to WebExtended, but where's the best place for people to send the tips to get involved?

01:01:40.000 Because we've had some people send us stuff and we don't really know what to do with it.

01:01:43.000 It's a comedy show.

01:01:44.000 So where should people send it for you?

01:01:47.000 Yeah, if you're on the inside of a big tech company or any media institution or you want to go undercover with Project Veritas, projectveritas.com slash brave.

01:01:55.000 Send your tips to VeritasTips at ProtonMail.com.

01:01:58.000 We'll protect your anonymity and security.

01:02:01.000 They will have you go undercover, and you don't even have to go in Trudeau blackface.

01:02:04.000 Web Extended, for those who are Mug Club, will go to that. 0.97

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01:02:08.000 Or don't.

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01:02:11.000 You must choose, and now it is time for you to do the choosin'.

01:02:14.000 I am Mr. T.

01:02:16.000 Mr. Trump, why have you, interest you in buying whistles?

01:02:20.000 Okay, I told you, whistle dragon, listen.

01:02:23.000 I am only interested in the individual who purchased and proceeded to frankly blow the whistle.

01:02:30.000 No, no, Mr. Trump, okay, I think you're changing your mind when you hear what I have here for you.

01:02:37.000 No, no, no, okay, don't listen to it.

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01:02:47.000 So here at this show, we joke around quite a bit because we like to have a laugh.

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01:04:47.000 Never even broke character.

01:04:49.000 When did this become sexy?

01:04:50.000 When was this the... I don't know.

01:04:52.000 Do we know where that comes from?

01:04:54.000 Is there some historical context?

01:04:56.000 You're the historian here.

01:04:59.000 What is this?

01:05:00.000 Has anyone ever seen this?

01:05:01.000 It's like a lemon rub thing?

01:05:03.000 Ooh.

01:05:03.000 Does she do that?

01:05:04.000 Ooh.

01:05:05.000 Looks like she is in heat.

01:05:09.000 I don't understand it.

01:05:10.000 I don't get it.

01:05:11.000 I mean, I understand breasts.

01:05:13.000 I understand naked people. 0.89

01:05:14.000 Okay, yeah, that turns me on.

01:05:16.000 But this?

01:05:19.000 Maybe she looks like a... I also don't understand this. 0.96

01:05:21.000 When people are like, this guy is hot, and they do this.

01:05:23.000 Has anyone ever been sexually attracted and they actually get, like, temperature hot?

01:05:26.000 Physically warm?

01:05:27.000 I don't know.

01:05:28.000 Don't ask me.

01:05:29.000 Maybe it happens.

01:05:29.000 Maybe that's the fleshing that occurs during coitus?

01:05:34.000 I don't know.

01:05:34.000 We should ask Jordan Peters.

01:05:36.000 That's the answer.

01:05:37.000 Women wear a rouge because it symbolizes the flushing that occurs during sexual intercourse with all the variables and facets. 1.00

01:05:42.000 Thank you so much to Eric Cochran.

01:05:45.000 Web Extended where we get into some stuff that we cannot talk about on YouTube for those who are Mud Club members. 0.97

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01:05:51.000 We're also going to have a whole episode of Jokes We Cannot Tell on YouTube next week.

01:05:57.000 Pretty soon.

01:05:58.000 A couple of things I wanted to talk about here, and I know that sometimes these are meant to be inspirational, and then I fail miserably, because I'm just in an angry place, and that happens.

01:06:08.000 But this is what I was thinking about today, because I heard this, I don't know, some self-help guru was on the radio.

01:06:14.000 I'm lying, not radio, it was some podcast, it was a commercial.

01:06:16.000 Who listens to radio anymore?

01:06:18.000 Nobody.

01:06:18.000 I feel like if radio were a book today, you'd have to go...

01:06:24.000 Like in the page master, you know?

01:06:26.000 There's still people there.

01:06:27.000 I don't understand it.

01:06:27.000 I don't get it.

01:06:28.000 But not really.

01:06:29.000 It was a podcast.

01:06:30.000 And you hear this a lot.

01:06:31.000 We're always told to love ourselves.

01:06:34.000 Love yourself.

01:06:35.000 You're told to be kind to yourself.

01:06:37.000 And I've heard that my whole life.

01:06:38.000 I know you've heard that or some iteration of that your whole life.

01:06:42.000 And it would always upset me.

01:06:44.000 And I guess in part because I don't know what it means, or at least I don't know what it's meant to convey, or why it's something that needs to play a role in our discourse.

01:06:53.000 I don't think it's helpful.

01:06:54.000 Let me preface this.

01:06:55.000 Of course you should appreciate your life, and of course you should respect your body, your mind, the blessings that have been bestowed upon you, your abilities, and that means taking care of them.

01:07:06.000 And I suppose that means being kind to yourself.

01:07:09.000 I understand that.

01:07:09.000 And yes, okay, your life is a gift.

01:07:11.000 Before I go negative here, and then I'm going to turn it back around.

01:07:14.000 So just let this big tugboat get pulled to shore. 0.87

01:07:17.000 It's going to be up, down, and then up again.

01:07:20.000 So yes, your life is a gift.

01:07:22.000 You should love it.

01:07:23.000 You should love yourself.

01:07:26.000 And that's why I've talked repeatedly about finding what it is.

01:07:29.000 At which you're excellent, what your purpose is, and creating a plan to maximize your fullest capabilities.

01:07:36.000 And as always, it comes with making a plan and repetitions, repetitions, repetitions.

01:07:42.000 I've talked about that.

01:07:42.000 It's getting the reps in, getting the reps in.

01:07:43.000 No one gets great at anything without getting the reps in, getting the reps in.

01:07:46.000 Even someone who has a natural talent, it's about a plan, discipline, repetitions.

01:07:50.000 Go back to previous episodes.

01:07:52.000 You can't search them on YouTube, but try and find them somewhere.

01:07:54.000 You can find them on Mug Club, on The Blaze, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

01:07:57.000 That is something I've repeated ad nauseum.

01:07:59.000 Maybe I'll put it in a book someday.

01:08:00.000 I don't know.

01:08:01.000 You let me know if you want a book.

01:08:02.000 Probably not.

01:08:03.000 I just don't want to write a book because I don't use them.

01:08:05.000 I don't want you to have to, in three years, go... Do it.

01:08:08.000 This was a bestseller back in the day, and then I'm dead from, you know, overdosing on opiates because I got into Gerald's stash when he was tapering off.

01:08:15.000 I've never touched him.

01:08:16.000 Yes, I have.

01:08:17.000 So.

01:08:18.000 That went on a real weird tangent.

01:08:22.000 Let's replace the cocaine rumor with hardcore heroin. 0.89

01:08:28.000 But I want to talk about something a little less comfortable, but equally important today, okay?

01:08:33.000 Loving yourself doesn't mean that you love everything about yourself. 0.97

01:08:39.000 Only a fool would feel that way. 0.98

01:08:41.000 Or maybe someone who's watched too many romantic comedies. 1.00

01:08:44.000 And we see this a lot.

01:08:45.000 Why can't you just love me exactly the way I am?

01:08:47.000 Well, let me explain. 0.99

01:08:49.000 It might be tough, but because a good part of you, there's a significant portion of you that sucks. 0.99

01:08:55.000 Listen, there are parts of yourself that you should hate. 0.99

01:09:00.000 Everyone out there.

01:09:01.000 That's a good thing.

01:09:02.000 That's a good thing.

01:09:03.000 There are parts of you you should hate.

01:09:05.000 And I want to explore it a little bit.

01:09:07.000 Let me use myself as an example first.

01:09:08.000 Let me plunge into this ice-cold pool so that you don't feel so uncomfortable.

01:09:12.000 I don't hate myself.

01:09:14.000 But there are things about myself that I absolutely hate.

01:09:17.000 There are aspects of my personality that I recognize, that I've worked on my whole life, and I despise.

01:09:25.000 I've talked about this before, being a game day player.

01:09:27.000 And that's a good thing.

01:09:28.000 It's an important quality to learn.

01:09:30.000 But it's not a good quality to rely upon.

01:09:33.000 And about this, relating to myself, I hate that for some reason, I don't know why I've always been this way, there's a gear that I can only kick into when things go badly.

01:09:43.000 When the Vox Adpocalypse happened, that's an example.

01:09:45.000 Recently, there have been some pretty stressful situations that have come up with YouTube, more than that.

01:09:51.000 But really, that's been a big one.

01:09:52.000 We're going back and forth with lawyers.

01:09:53.000 It's been tough.

01:09:55.000 But I perform at my best with my back against the wall I always have.

01:09:59.000 I think it's why I've probably procrastinated my whole life.

01:10:03.000 I was a guy who would cram for exams.

01:10:05.000 It's why I would almost always wait until I found myself in a position of conflict before really sort of biting down on the mouthpiece and getting to business.

01:10:12.000 It maybe just goes to the ADHD personality.

01:10:15.000 I don't know.

01:10:15.000 But it's not a good thing.

01:10:17.000 I hate it about myself.

01:10:19.000 I hate that most of the time, I feel tired, I feel exhausted, I have trouble focusing, and then, for some reason, when something goes wrong, some high-pressure situation arises, I can, for some reason, kick into a gear where it almost feels as though I'm not me.

01:10:33.000 It sometimes feels like I'm not even the one speaking or acting, but information is traveling through me, and I can't control it.

01:10:40.000 It only happens in positions of stress which are not good for me.

01:10:43.000 My verbal fluidity is enhanced.

01:10:44.000 My short-term memory locks on to where I need it to be.

01:10:46.000 I'm focused.

01:10:47.000 I'm clear.

01:10:47.000 Pain doesn't register the same way.

01:10:50.000 I've literally torn ligaments, separated joints, without even realizing it until I'd driven home and the adrenaline died down.

01:10:57.000 But here's the thing, being in that pressure cooker is rare.

01:11:01.000 At least it should be.

01:11:03.000 And there are only so many times that you can redline that engine.

01:11:06.000 And sometimes it's very hard to fix, and I haven't been able to fix it.

01:11:10.000 I would love to hear from some people out there who are maybe relating to this, who struggle with this.

01:11:14.000 If you have any solutions, a part of me talking about this is probably looking for advice just as much as offering any.

01:11:21.000 So please, do comment.

01:11:23.000 The point is this.

01:11:24.000 We're all told that you should love yourself.

01:11:27.000 Listen, you should, okay?

01:11:28.000 But just like love the sinner, hate the sin, it's okay. 0.92

01:11:32.000 I'm giving you permission here.

01:11:33.000 It's okay for there to be things that you don't like about yourself.

01:11:37.000 You know why?

01:11:37.000 Here's why.

01:11:38.000 Because you're not perfect the way you are.

01:11:41.000 That's a very new concept, by the way.

01:11:43.000 That you're perfect just the way you are.

01:11:45.000 Why?

01:11:45.000 Because Pink wrote a song?

01:11:48.000 Up until very recently, nearly all societies, and certainly all societies that I can think of since modern Christendom, started with the baseline knowledge, the acceptance of the fact that you are imperfect.

01:11:59.000 We're all imperfect.

01:12:00.000 But you, specifically, are imperfect.

01:12:02.000 Very much so.

01:12:03.000 And that the pursuit of perfection is a facet of the human condition.

01:12:08.000 But somewhere along the way, More recently, as it relates to human history, maybe because it sells albums or books, I don't know, we decided that it was more important to convince people to love themselves rather than to improve themselves.

01:12:21.000 And here's my challenge to you today.

01:12:23.000 Don't think of all the things you love about yourself.

01:12:25.000 We've done that in the past and there's a time for that.

01:12:28.000 I want you to think of the things that you hate about yourself.

01:12:31.000 What is it that bothers you?

01:12:33.000 What is it that when you look back on your life you're gonna say, or at least maybe you think you'll say, oh man, I wish I didn't do it that way.

01:12:42.000 I really wish I'd have taken the time to fix that about myself.

01:12:45.000 I want you to take a minute right now and genuinely think about it.

01:12:49.000 Think about what that is.

01:12:51.000 Then try to chart a course to a solution.

01:12:55.000 And with this one I'm facing, I don't know.

01:12:58.000 For mine, it's tough.

01:12:59.000 I would advise you to start searching, I guess, for information on people who struggle with the problems that are similar.

01:13:05.000 You know, just like I've talked about this in the past, if you want to get really good at something, start with trying to emulate the best in the world.

01:13:11.000 It's something I don't understand.

01:13:12.000 Often you'll see people enter athletics or you'll see people enter into any endeavor.

01:13:17.000 Say, well, I'm just going to kind of work and see what happens.

01:13:19.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:13:19.000 If you don't want to be the best at this, you have no business being in that arena.

01:13:23.000 If you're going to emulate someone, Emulate the best at it.

01:13:26.000 That should be your starting off point.

01:13:30.000 Do the same thing here.

01:13:31.000 With your struggles.

01:13:32.000 With your hangups.

01:13:33.000 Find someone who's had to overcome the same hurdles.

01:13:37.000 Someone who's driven through the roadblocks.

01:13:41.000 Someone who's done it.

01:13:42.000 Seek out an expert.

01:13:43.000 Maybe it's a medical professional.

01:13:44.000 I don't know.

01:13:45.000 Maybe it's a psychiatrist.

01:13:45.000 I have no idea.

01:13:47.000 In my case, you know, listen, it's difficult.

01:13:49.000 I can't really search people who hit fifth gear when they are under pressure and feel chronically exhausted the rest of the time.

01:13:56.000 The closest I can find is adrenaline junkie.

01:13:58.000 Some people have said that that's what I am, but I don't like heights. 0.99

01:14:02.000 So I think it's bullshit. 0.84

01:14:04.000 But I don't know, but it's something that I don't like about myself and something that I've always had to work on. 0.99

01:14:08.000 And I think if you've listened to the show, you've heard me talk about that before trying to find that third gear.

01:14:12.000 I think for a long time, There were maybe three years doing this job where I was working from five in the morning to seven at night.

01:14:20.000 Every day.

01:14:21.000 Every day.

01:14:21.000 And then I'd work like a basic eight hours on Saturday and a few hours on Sunday.

01:14:25.000 And I was like a madman. 0.86

01:14:26.000 I was a crazy person.

01:14:27.000 And I was only able to do it because I had to.

01:14:30.000 Back then I didn't have the resources, the help I needed.

01:14:32.000 We didn't have the infrastructure.

01:14:33.000 Go look at episodes of this show, okay?

01:14:36.000 Like I said, I'm gonna bring this tugboat to shore, but go look at episodes of this show if the search engine worked on YouTube.

01:14:41.000 Again, I feel like I have to repeat this.

01:14:42.000 Say 2015 or 2016, okay?

01:14:45.000 Every single sketch was me!

01:14:48.000 I had to write them all!

01:14:49.000 I had to play every different character!

01:14:51.000 I had to research every meat segment!

01:14:54.000 And since then, sometimes, I will say this, I feel like a shell of my former self.

01:14:59.000 And then I have people around me now who are capable of shouldering the burden.

01:15:02.000 And you know what?

01:15:02.000 And they want to shoulder the burden.

01:15:04.000 And I struggle with guilt.

01:15:05.000 I hate that about myself.

01:15:07.000 I struggle with guilt.

01:15:07.000 Sometimes I think, like, ah, man, I should be doing that.

01:15:10.000 I shouldn't be putting Quarter Black Garrett in a sketch, all those sketches. 1.00

01:15:14.000 I should be doing those because that's what I used to do.

01:15:17.000 I'm giving him too much work.

01:15:19.000 And I don't think you're great at it.

01:15:20.000 I love it.

01:15:21.000 It's fun.

01:15:22.000 You're fantastic at it, but because for so long I had to do it, I didn't have the option of someone like you, I've struggled with this guilt.

01:15:29.000 I've struggled with trying to put myself back into this pressure cooker because for some reason it's a... I wake up and I'm able to make things happen, but I don't want to be there.

01:15:37.000 It's not a good place to be.

01:15:39.000 This isn't humble bragging.

01:15:41.000 It's the kind of thing that shaves years off your life.

01:15:45.000 And there's no other way for me to turn it on.

01:15:47.000 I don't like it about myself.

01:15:48.000 Here's why I'm talking about this.

01:15:51.000 I think this might help someone out there.

01:15:54.000 Someone listening.

01:15:55.000 What is it that you hate about yourself?

01:15:56.000 Maybe you're relating to this.

01:15:57.000 It's something that's out of your control and you don't necessarily know how to go about fixing it.

01:16:03.000 It starts with information.

01:16:04.000 It starts with the truth.

01:16:06.000 Do other people struggle with this?

01:16:07.000 Have other people found solutions?

01:16:10.000 My goal here when I do these Crowder Closes segments, as they've been branded by the team here, I want We have millions of listeners and viewers, okay?

01:16:19.000 Millions.

01:16:20.000 And I wake up not feeling exalted by that fact, humbled by it.

01:16:23.000 I do not take it granted for a second.

01:16:24.000 I want you guys to clearly understand that.

01:16:27.000 Believe me, I don't.

01:16:28.000 But I want the millions of people who will be watching or listening to this to go out and be better human beings.

01:16:35.000 I want you all, yeah, my primary job is to make you laugh.

01:16:38.000 I understand that, that's my lane.

01:16:40.000 But if I can, I want you all to be better fathers.

01:16:42.000 I want you all to be better mothers, better husbands, better wives.

01:16:45.000 I want you to be better sons, daughters, disciples.

01:16:47.000 I'm not a disciple of me.

01:16:49.000 I'm a Christian.

01:16:49.000 Being a disciple of Christ, that's, for me, those are the ABCs of me.

01:16:52.000 That's the end game.

01:16:54.000 But if I haven't served to improve the lives of everyone who watches or listens to this show, and by proxy, improve the lives of everyone you touch, you know, I will have failed.

01:17:07.000 And I think an important component to affecting positive change is identifying what it is that

01:17:13.000 you just can't stand about yourself.

01:17:15.000 It's just as important as recognizing your strengths. Again, what is it in your quiet

01:17:20.000 moments? I don't know if you have this, I get this when you can't sleep, your head hits the pillow

01:17:23.000 and you actually wince. You ever do that? You go, oh, I can't believe I did that. Oh,

01:17:29.000 I can't, I can't believe I said that.

01:17:31.000 That came out of my mouth.

01:17:33.000 I want you to sit with some quiet time right now.

01:17:35.000 Pause it if you have to.

01:17:36.000 Put on your meditative music.

01:17:37.000 I don't know what it is.

01:17:38.000 Maybe you have an app.

01:17:39.000 Most people have apps.

01:17:41.000 Get into your happy place and then make it very unhappy.

01:17:45.000 Make it very unpleasant.

01:17:47.000 What do you despise about yourself?

01:17:50.000 Can it be fixed?

01:17:53.000 Spoiler alert, yeah, it can.

01:17:55.000 How can it be fixed?

01:17:57.000 That's what you need to figure out.

01:17:58.000 Start by finding other people who've struggled with it, who fixed it about themselves, ask for help, then create a plan and fix it. 0.61

01:18:08.000 Starts with recognizing there are things about yourself that suck, that you should hate and need to change.

01:18:13.000 Told you it would be an upper! 0.99

Louder with Crowder - October 04, 2019

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