Louder with Crowder - November 15, 2019


#584 DONALD TRUMP'S LWC TAKEOVER! | Gavin McInnes Guests | Louder with Crowder


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1 hour and 9 minutes

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150.57178

Word count

10,402

Sentence count

1,401

Harmful content

Misogyny

69

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Toxicity

155

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Hate speech

89

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Summary

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Gavin McGinnis on the show to talk impeachment and the top 5 cringiest Democratic moments of all time. Plus, a tribute to 45, a bottle of wine named after President Trump, and much, much more.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Louder with Crowder Studios.
00:00:01.000 Protected exclusively by Walther.
00:00:04.000 and hopper I can't stop
00:00:32.000 Good things nicely.
00:00:37.000 The things she does.
00:00:44.000 Don't seem real.
00:00:46.000 Grab my phone.
00:00:50.000 Just to hear.
00:00:53.000 Calling donors.
00:00:54.000 Drinking beer.
00:00:57.000 I wish you would.
00:00:59.000 Disappear.
00:01:01.000 I can smell. 1.00
00:01:02.000 It's spelled bullshit from here The bitch is cringing 1.00
00:01:08.000 Like no one else This bitch is cringing 1.00
00:01:16.000 But I can't help myself People say 1.00
00:01:25.000 I'm obsessed With calling you
00:01:33.000 Pocahontas I'm dead. 1.00
00:01:38.000 I am not a tribal citizen.
00:01:40.000 1-1000 Cherokee Bet you ain't read that 23 and me.
00:01:48.000 Can't wait till election's through.
00:01:51.000 elections through I'll be president
00:01:55.000 all thanks to you This mission is cringy
00:01:59.000 like no one else This mission is cringy
00:02:09.000 and I think she deserves Oh, Netflix is on, okay
00:02:15.000 This chick bakes bewitched and broke 1.00
00:02:19.000 and I think she deserves Oh, Netflix is on, okay
00:02:23.000 This mission is cringy and I think she deserves
00:02:27.000 Oh, Netflix is on, okay This mission is cringy
00:02:31.000 and I think she deserves Oh, Netflix is on, okay
00:02:35.000 This mission is cringy and I think she deserves
00:02:40.000 Tell this broad.
00:02:42.000 Put down the phone. 1.00
00:02:43.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00
00:02:46.000 Put down the phones. 1.00
00:02:50.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00
00:02:54.000 Like a what else? 1.00
00:02:58.000 This bitch is cringy. 1.00
00:03:02.000 She needs professional help. 1.00
00:03:06.000 It's an important distinction of tribal citizenship.
00:03:10.000 I am not a member of the Kong.
00:03:54.000 I am your president, Donald J. Trump.
00:03:58.000 The J stands for Jay.
00:04:01.000 I am going to be filling in for Steve O'Connor today, who's a great host.
00:04:05.000 The Mug Club, from what I understand, is the best club.
00:04:09.000 The very best.
00:04:10.000 I would never say that.
00:04:10.000 That's what they tell me.
00:04:12.000 My half-Chinaman lawyer, Bill Richmond is here today.
00:04:18.000 That is me.
00:04:18.000 How are you doing, sir?
00:04:19.000 Mr. President, thank you for having me.
00:04:20.000 Doing very well.
00:04:21.000 Thank you.
00:04:22.000 How are the tariffs going?
00:04:23.000 Excellent.
00:04:24.000 We're ready to get rid of them for you.
00:04:25.000 Thank you very much.
00:04:26.000 I want that railroad on my desk by Monday.
00:04:28.000 Done.
00:04:29.000 Quarter Black Garrett. 0.99
00:04:31.000 What's up, Mr. President?
00:04:32.000 Who voted for me by an increased margin of 8%.
00:04:34.000 Man.
00:04:35.000 Oh yeah.
00:04:36.000 That's fantastic.
00:04:38.000 You're my Black President, Doc.
00:04:39.000 Which divided by 4 is 2%, but I'll take it. 0.89
00:04:45.000 And don't get cute today, Gerald A. What's the white of the day?
00:04:51.000 So this one is actually a tribute all the way around.
00:04:54.000 We've got Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon on the top here.
00:04:57.000 It actually says 45, Mr. President.
00:05:00.000 The vintage of the bottle is 2017, the year that you took office.
00:05:05.000 It's a bigger bottle, so it's huge.
00:05:07.000 And if you look right here, it actually says Epstein didn't kill himself.
00:05:09.000 You've gone on too long, but we get it.
00:05:12.000 Anus 45 that was taken from Pete Butt Gig's cellar.
00:05:16.000 There you go.
00:05:18.000 Come on, folks.
00:05:19.000 Remember laughter?
00:05:20.000 That's the whole thing, folks.
00:05:22.000 Laughter.
00:05:23.000 We have Gavin McGinnis on the show today.
00:05:23.000 We couldn't laugh.
00:05:27.000 He's the best.
00:05:29.000 Unfortunately, he's about to go to prison.
00:05:32.000 So we'll talk with him about that.
00:05:34.000 But before we move on, also the top five cringiest moments from Democrats we'll be talking about today.
00:05:42.000 But I do want to ask first, out of all the demon-crats, see what I mean? 0.99
00:05:46.000 Demon-crats running for president, whose ass would you most like to see me kick in the 2020 election? 0.99
00:05:53.000 Frankly, I have my favorite, but we'd like to hear from you. 0.99
00:05:58.000 I know people are expecting me to address the hearings, but boring, okay?
00:06:03.000 Irrelevant.
00:06:04.000 Nothing new has happened.
00:06:06.000 Erroneous, half-Chinaman, that's a legal term.
00:06:09.000 I dabbled between baseball and boxing at Wharton.
00:06:14.000 It's amazing.
00:06:15.000 I was going to be a lawyer, but the bone spurs prevented me from passing the bar.
00:06:21.000 Oh, I can see how that would happen, sir.
00:06:22.000 So let's get to what is affecting real Americans, not the lying fake news, okay?
00:06:27.000 With the impeachment, we'll know more about... Can we just have a few laughs?
00:06:30.000 We should!
00:06:31.000 Yes, of course!
00:06:32.000 Let's start with this new poll that says, politics are driving Demoncrats insane. 1.00
00:06:40.000 From Axios.
00:06:42.000 This comes from Axios.
00:06:45.000 70% of Demoncrats are haters. 0.98
00:06:48.000 Frankly, and losers who are angry about it. 0.94
00:06:50.000 That's a direct quote I would ever say. 0.94
00:06:51.000 That's what they say.
00:06:51.000 Yes, that's what they say.
00:06:52.000 Angry about America, leaving them feeling like, quote, and I do quote folks, strangers in their own land.
00:06:52.000 Of course.
00:06:59.000 Could you believe that?
00:07:00.000 Can you believe that?
00:07:03.000 Democrats are angry with the greatest economy ever.
00:07:06.000 They'd rather a powerful ISIS than a powerful America. 0.68
00:07:10.000 And this country, I have to tell you, is doing so much winning.
00:07:14.000 Lowest unemployment, highest labor force participation rate.
00:07:17.000 We have $5,000 in increase for the median household income.
00:07:23.000 Middle class.
00:07:23.000 Do you know how much it was under Obama?
00:07:26.000 No, what was it?
00:07:27.000 Negative 2.
00:07:28.000 It was 1,000, but it could have been negative 2.
00:07:28.000 No.
00:07:31.000 It could have been.
00:07:32.000 OK, I got you.
00:07:32.000 It was 1,000.
00:07:33.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 I would have bought it.
00:07:34.000 We're doing so.
00:07:35.000 You would buy anything.
00:07:36.000 That's true.
00:07:36.000 Very true.
00:07:37.000 By the way, I bought a Gerald C. doll.
00:07:39.000 No.
00:07:40.000 Wow.
00:07:40.000 Sir, please don't.
00:07:40.000 The only reason Gerald C. Next day shipping, f**k me again.
00:07:45.000 Oh. 1.00
00:07:45.000 Bezos. 1.00
00:07:45.000 Every time that Bezos, yeah. 1.00
00:07:47.000 And then you don't know if it's Eastern or Rocky Mountain.
00:07:51.000 And so Jeff Bezos He's going to get a nice audit this year.
00:07:55.000 There you go.
00:07:56.000 That's reasonable.
00:07:57.000 The country is doing so much winning, folks, that they should be singing about it, frankly, okay?
00:08:02.000 From the rooftops.
00:08:03.000 And listen, when it comes to singing, I'm tops.
00:08:06.000 Get ready, for now that's what I call Trump.
00:08:09.000 In this compilation, your favorite president makes these hits his own.
00:08:14.000 Don't go chasing GDP, the median.
00:08:19.000 Income is a better metric.
00:08:23.000 And who can forget the Pete Butt gig song?
00:08:26.000 Splish splash, they were taking a bath. 0.99
00:08:29.000 And it was a couple of dicks. 0.99
00:08:32.000 Voted on by the attendees at the weekly White House talent show, this collection is sure to make you want to get up and dance. 1.00
00:08:39.000 Nikki, don't lose my number.
00:08:43.000 Might replace pets with someone else.
00:08:48.000 Haven't decided.
00:08:49.000 Support the police, cause they work really, really hard.
00:08:52.000 News.
00:08:54.000 It's all fake news.
00:08:57.000 B-I-G-C-E. 1.00
00:08:59.000 That's how you spell Hillary. 1.00
00:09:01.000 B-I-G-C-E. 1.00
00:09:03.000 Synonym for Hillary. 1.00
00:09:05.000 Welcome to the s**thole called California. 1.00
00:09:11.000 There's a homeless face. 1.00
00:09:14.000 Poop all over the place.
00:09:17.000 Lots of poop. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Now that's what I call Trump! 0.96
00:09:21.000 And that can be ordered... You can order it with only four easy payments of four trillion ninety-five.
00:09:31.000 That's a steal of a deal.
00:09:32.000 And I can allocate the funds as I see fit.
00:09:35.000 Yeah, well... By the way, do you know how many Grammys that album was nominated for?
00:09:40.000 All of them.
00:09:41.000 Only the best.
00:09:42.000 That's incredible.
00:09:43.000 I was very impressed with your singing abilities.
00:09:45.000 But I think I'll send a proxy.
00:09:47.000 I have so much to do for you.
00:09:48.000 I'm a busy man.
00:09:49.000 Of course.
00:09:49.000 I'm a busy man.
00:09:50.000 So, they're telling me now that president, former president I should say, Jimmy Carter was hospitalized for a procedure to reduce pressure on his brain believed to be caused by years of being a f***ing idiot. 1.00
00:10:05.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:10:08.000 Another peanut farmer taken too young.
00:10:10.000 Actually, I heard he's okay.
00:10:12.000 Are you sure?
00:10:12.000 Are you sure?
00:10:13.000 Yeah, he's totally fine.
00:10:14.000 Can that be verified?
00:10:16.000 Yeah.
00:10:16.000 Yeah, very sure.
00:10:17.000 Well, s***. 0.98
00:10:18.000 Okay. 0.98
00:10:21.000 Here's the next story.
00:10:22.000 Oh, I like this one here.
00:10:23.000 I think the scroll is, uh, that works.
00:10:26.000 It's hard to do because my fingers are so large and masculine.
00:10:29.000 They are, yes.
00:10:31.000 That it just gives me a notice on my screen and says, too much testosterone.
00:10:37.000 Oh, wow.
00:10:37.000 Incredible.
00:10:38.000 That's a new feature on the iPad, I guess.
00:10:40.000 I'm intimidated from this side of the room. 0.97
00:10:46.000 I often say, when I look, I say, mirror, mirror on the wall, and before I can finish, the bitch says, please stop, you're intimidating me. 1.00
00:10:54.000 Oh, no. 0.97
00:10:55.000 And I say, I'm a gentle creature.
00:10:57.000 It's wrong to hate.
00:10:58.000 It is wrong.
00:10:58.000 Yeah.
00:10:59.000 It is wrong to hate.
00:11:00.000 Very wrong.
00:11:00.000 The next story, there was Pocahontas this week.
00:11:04.000 Yeah.
00:11:04.000 You know who Pocahontas is.
00:11:05.000 We all know Pocahontas. 1.00
00:11:07.000 Who couldn't name three black POCs she'd put in her cabinet? 0.99
00:11:12.000 Roll clip! 0.99
00:11:13.000 What three African Americans do you feel like you have to have in your cabinet?
00:11:19.000 Ooh, you know, there's a little danger in this answer.
00:11:22.000 It's about having people who are fighters.
00:11:27.000 It's about having people who are in the fight and want to be in the fight and are going to stay in the fight.
00:11:34.000 Please run her. 1.00
00:11:38.000 Notice, by the way, folks, did you notice, she didn't answer the question, folks.
00:11:41.000 Nope, not at all.
00:11:42.000 She didn't answer any black POCs. 0.53
00:11:45.000 POCs. 0.70
00:11:46.000 I call them POCs. 1.00
00:11:47.000 I don't have time to say POCs.
00:11:48.000 I'm a busy man.
00:11:49.000 I don't have time to be pronouncing acronyms.
00:11:52.000 That works.
00:11:53.000 Talking to my mirror.
00:11:55.000 It's a busy day.
00:11:56.000 Busy.
00:11:57.000 But watch, you couldn't name one.
00:11:57.000 Very busy.
00:11:58.000 Watch this, folks.
00:11:59.000 Kanye West.
00:12:00.000 Okay?
00:12:01.000 Boom.
00:12:02.000 My HUD secretary, Dr. Ben Hibbert.
00:12:04.000 Boom.
00:12:04.000 Then there's Diamond and or Silk.
00:12:07.000 Oh, that's perfect.
00:12:08.000 I just named four black POCs.
00:12:11.000 And that's not even all the ones I know!
00:12:14.000 No, not at all.
00:12:14.000 Of course not.
00:12:15.000 I know so many Black Pox. 1.00
00:12:18.000 The best Black Pox.
00:12:19.000 I know the best Black Pox, okay? 0.76
00:12:22.000 And let me give you some more, okay?
00:12:24.000 Candace Owens.
00:12:25.000 That's a Pox.
00:12:26.000 Tiger Woods.
00:12:28.000 That's another Pox.
00:12:29.000 The Hodge twins.
00:12:30.000 Tupac.
00:12:31.000 Those Pox.
00:12:33.000 Oh, I see.
00:12:34.000 It's time to laugh, folks.
00:12:35.000 Remember jokes.
00:12:38.000 Listen, listen, they can't all be gems.
00:12:45.000 Don't I know that all too well, sir?
00:12:46.000 This past Sunday was the annual People's Choice Awards, okay?
00:12:50.000 And of course the people's favorite president wasn't invited, so I don't know what they call People's Choice.
00:12:55.000 It should be called Swamp Choice.
00:12:58.000 That's right.
00:12:59.000 So I thought I would give my thoughts, because I know you want them, other people here, in
00:13:03.000 this week's Hollywood Minute.
00:13:06.000 I don't even dance, but that's catchy.
00:13:17.000 It is.
00:13:18.000 It's long.
00:13:19.000 It's a little long, but it's catchy.
00:13:20.000 So, the first we have is this happy couple in Hollywood.
00:13:24.000 Look.
00:13:25.000 Oh, no!
00:13:26.000 I almost threw out my old tissue, but it turns out Gwen Stefani's in there.
00:13:34.000 Oh my gosh.
00:13:35.000 Next!
00:13:37.000 Someone get me a Diet Coke! 0.81
00:13:38.000 Next!
00:13:40.000 Is singer Pink, okay?
00:13:43.000 Looks like if boy George hadn't gotten AIDS.
00:13:46.000 That's so sad.
00:13:48.000 Or maybe he did get AIDS and reinvented himself as Pink.
00:13:54.000 That's a good theory.
00:13:54.000 Conspiracy theory, I like.
00:13:56.000 It's like Madonna.
00:13:57.000 She constantly reinvents herself. 0.99
00:13:59.000 You have, like a virgin, and then beautiful stranger, and then she rapes Drake. 1.00
00:14:06.000 Oh no. 1.00
00:14:06.000 That's a poor choice. 1.00
00:14:08.000 I don't know.
00:14:09.000 Drake seemed to like it.
00:14:12.000 Didn't oppose it that much.
00:14:13.000 He did not.
00:14:14.000 He did not resist.
00:14:15.000 Okay, next up, Queer Eye star, Karamo Brown.
00:14:21.000 You know this one, Quarter Black Garrett. 0.99
00:14:22.000 Oh yeah.
00:14:23.000 I had a joke for this one, but it was all slurs.
00:14:27.000 Oh yeah, you can't do that, sir.
00:14:29.000 No.
00:14:30.000 You're better than that.
00:14:31.000 Moving on, next is I guess a YouTuber who are in my crosshairs as well.
00:14:38.000 Tana Mung- do you know this one, Koda Black?
00:14:42.000 Mon- Mon- I don't know.
00:14:43.000 I can't- Mon- Mon- Monogue.
00:14:44.000 Monogue.
00:14:46.000 There we go.
00:14:46.000 Monogue.
00:14:47.000 Tana Mongoloid. 0.98
00:14:48.000 Oh, wow.
00:14:50.000 Or as I like to call her, Slackjawed, Less Hot, Slightly Retarded Jessica Rabbit. 1.00
00:14:56.000 Oh, man.
00:14:58.000 Jessica Rabbit, by the way, really did it for me.
00:15:00.000 Did it do it for you, Jessica Rabbit?
00:15:03.000 Of course, come on.
00:15:04.000 I even asked, because Dr. Ben Carson is a doctor, if he could make a Jessica Rabbit.
00:15:12.000 Yeah, and?
00:15:13.000 We separated conjoined twins, but apparently the science is not quite at weird science level.
00:15:19.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:15:20.000 Yet.
00:15:21.000 We need to put tax dollars under the second term, sir.
00:15:23.000 We'll see.
00:15:24.000 And finally, there is fashion designer Jeremy Scott, folks.
00:15:29.000 Jeremy Scott. 0.97
00:15:31.000 Is it just me, or does it look like he's shitting out a handmaid? 0.99
00:15:35.000 Oh, is he on his menstrual cycle? 1.00
00:15:38.000 Gross! 0.99
00:15:40.000 Gross! 0.98
00:15:41.000 That concludes this week's Hollywood.
00:15:45.000 ♪♪ Corder Black was a little trigger happy.
00:15:56.000 A little bit.
00:15:57.000 It's much the first time that he's been a quarter early.
00:16:02.000 Wow, this is the first time, yes.
00:16:04.000 Often he's running on quarter black time.
00:16:07.000 Yes.
00:16:07.000 That's a fact.
00:16:08.000 It means he's late.
00:16:12.000 Thank you for the explanation.
00:16:13.000 Also, he tips like a Canadian. 0.63
00:16:16.000 OK, so frankly, that's all I'm going to say on that, folks.
00:16:20.000 OK, OK, listen, listen, listen.
00:16:23.000 Yes, sir.
00:16:24.000 Listening.
00:16:26.000 Excuse me.
00:16:27.000 This is exciting, folks.
00:16:29.000 This year's list of Oprah's favorite things has arrived.
00:16:35.000 Notably absent from Oprah's favorite things list, Stedman's c**t. May not make the list. 1.00
00:16:42.000 There you have it, folks.
00:16:43.000 Everyone's doing great, folks. 1.00
00:16:45.000 In Trump's America, even disgusting fat black lesbian pox. 1.00
00:16:51.000 It is shameless. 1.00
00:16:51.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Right.
00:16:52.000 Yeah.
00:16:52.000 of things that their maid uses to tell you to buy them.
00:16:53.000 No.
00:16:57.000 Oh, oh, I'm sure that Oprah Winfrey is using the Nespresso.
00:17:04.000 Right, yeah, no, not at all.
00:17:06.000 There's a little Honduran lady who shields her eyes because she can't look her in the face directly 1.00
00:17:11.000 and says, uh, I think Nespresso should be on the list. 1.00
00:17:15.000 And then she, and then Oprah tries to grab her by the pussy, okay. 1.00
00:17:19.000 Oh. 1.00
00:17:21.000 And it's hard to do.
00:17:22.000 It's hard to do.
00:17:23.000 It's more of a fish hook, really.
00:17:26.000 Like Gangs of New York, Daniel Day-Lewis.
00:17:31.000 Am I chucking into the ether?
00:17:33.000 Five points, yes, yes, yes.
00:17:38.000 Well, that's not difficult to do.
00:17:41.000 It's not your fault that his father was only there three quarters of the time.
00:17:47.000 That's true, that's true.
00:17:49.000 It could be worse.
00:17:50.000 That's why I'm going to start more YMCA's for you.
00:17:55.000 For you.
00:17:57.000 Yes.
00:17:58.000 No basketball because I know you prefer nerdy stuff.
00:18:02.000 But we will have a room for Magic the Gathering.
00:18:07.000 And a safe place where no one can tell you of either race that you don't belong.
00:18:12.000 Hey, Cohita Cambria on repeat. 1.00
00:18:15.000 There you go.
00:18:16.000 Sweet.
00:18:16.000 I don't speak Portuguese.
00:18:18.000 Finally!
00:18:20.000 The Bezos Amazon Washington Post, okay, they're releasing a Mueller Report graphic novel.
00:18:27.000 Right down my alley.
00:18:28.000 They say the book provides a unique graphic depiction, okay, which is quite frankly the greatest hoax in American history.
00:18:36.000 Correct.
00:18:39.000 Watergate?
00:18:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:41.000 Do you know the film with Chucky was named after that hoax?
00:18:45.000 Because it's child play compared to this!
00:18:48.000 Oh my gosh, I didn't see where you were going!
00:18:51.000 Also, the doll was a ginger, which is a recessive gene.
00:18:55.000 And it'll be gone.
00:18:56.000 What did you expect?
00:18:57.000 Soon, it will be gone.
00:18:59.000 And then you remade it and connected that little demon child with a smart home?
00:19:06.000 That was a bad idea.
00:19:07.000 Terrible. 0.99
00:19:07.000 The comic book sucks, folks. 0.99
00:19:10.000 If you want to read a real, frankly, comic book, the best comic book, I wrote a comic book. 0.99
00:19:15.000 It's the greatest comic book. 0.99
00:19:16.000 It's called Trump Loves, Hillary Kills.
00:19:21.000 I love it when you laugh before the punchline. 0.86
00:19:27.000 You couldn't get Gerald C here in time.
00:19:30.000 But it's a great name, sir.
00:19:31.000 It's a great name.
00:19:31.000 Next day shipping.
00:19:33.000 Don't say, okay, excuse me, next day shipping when it's two day shipping.
00:19:38.000 Because now I have to deal with cutesy McGee over here. 1.00
00:19:43.000 I apologize, sir. 0.92
00:19:44.000 The book, excuse me, is called Trump Loves, Hillary Kills.
00:19:50.000 Here's a Mug Club exclusive.
00:19:52.000 ♪♪♪ Hurry up, everyone!
00:20:00.000 The quicker we get you undocumented Democrats to Pennsylvania, the quicker you can vote in 2020. 0.84
00:20:07.000 Mr. President, you've clearly made America great again.
00:20:11.000 Your approval rating is at an astonishing 117%.
00:20:15.000 I love America!
00:20:17.000 But Mr. President, crooked age is at the wall.
00:20:21.000 Whatever will we do?
00:20:23.000 Don't worry, I'll handle this one.
00:20:28.000 Oh, no!
00:20:29.000 It's Super Trump! 1.00
00:20:31.000 Boo, bitch! 1.00
00:20:33.000 I was a golden gloves in high school. 1.00
00:20:38.000 I told you guys, can you fix the bulge?
00:20:41.000 That's the one thing missing.
00:20:44.000 That's the only thing with the comic.
00:20:48.000 Can we do that in post?
00:20:49.000 Yeah, we can do that, sir.
00:20:50.000 I'm sorry about the service.
00:20:52.000 Oh, oh, okay.
00:20:54.000 That's the only thing with the comic.
00:20:56.000 Can we do that in post?
00:20:58.000 Yeah, we can do that, sir.
00:21:00.000 Hey, Chase, can we do it, Mattie?
00:21:02.000 Hey, can we do that in post?
00:21:04.000 Can you add that?
00:21:05.000 I remember I told you about the bulge.
00:21:07.000 Yeah, the bulge.
00:21:08.000 Tom Jones.
00:21:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:11.000 70s. 0.98
00:21:12.000 Now when he got old, he started doing gospel sh**. 0.98
00:21:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97
00:21:16.000 That's a very reasonable request.
00:21:18.000 We got it, sir.
00:21:18.000 Add a description.
00:21:19.000 Okay, I'm gonna have to put back on these headphones.
00:21:21.000 Hey! 0.99
00:21:22.000 Yeah?
00:21:22.000 Gerald A., you love to talk.
00:21:25.000 Jason, while I get my headphones on.
00:21:27.000 Okay?
00:21:28.000 That was a fantastic comment.
00:21:29.000 And I was laughing.
00:21:30.000 The name is hilarious.
00:21:31.000 Although it's true and very descriptive, it's just a funny name for a contestant, sir.
00:21:34.000 You're the Pumpkin Spice of co-hosts.
00:21:38.000 You don't mean that, sir.
00:21:40.000 Quarter Black Garrett, can you please tell us the winner of the trivia contest? 0.70
00:21:45.000 Winner is Dustin Jensen.
00:21:47.000 Jepson.
00:21:49.000 It's okay, his dad never taught him consonants.
00:21:51.000 Hold on! 0.98
00:21:53.000 At one old nerd who actually corrected us on our question about Guru Crowder.
00:21:58.000 Oh! 0.60
00:21:58.000 Correcting us? 0.60
00:21:59.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 How dare they?
00:22:01.000 And by the way, if you want more content like this, do join the Mug Club, folks.
00:22:05.000 It is the best club, from what I understand.
00:22:08.000 I haven't watched it since Glenn Beck did Cheeto Face.
00:22:12.000 But we have made amends, I've been on his show, so has my son.
00:22:16.000 There you go.
00:22:18.000 After he hunted an elephant.
00:22:20.000 There you go.
00:22:21.000 So good at hunting.
00:22:22.000 The problem with an elephant is you have to take it out with one shot because it never forgets.
00:22:30.000 Never.
00:22:30.000 That's true.
00:22:31.000 Just like I will never forget you, Comey.
00:22:35.000 Okay?
00:22:36.000 Boom.
00:22:37.000 Boom.
00:22:39.000 President never forgets.
00:22:40.000 By the way, did you know that half Chinaman, half Chinaman, Bill Richmond, excuse me, excuse me, half Chinaman, excuse me, excuse me, he went to Guantanamo Bay.
00:22:52.000 Yes, I did.
00:22:53.000 Did you know?
00:22:54.000 You were telling me about that.
00:22:55.000 Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
00:22:56.000 He was a Uyghur. 1.00
00:22:58.000 A wigger. 1.00
00:23:00.000 A wigger. 1.00
00:23:01.000 And we spent so much on the wiggers. 0.97
00:23:03.000 Look, you can Google it.
00:23:05.000 Actually, Bing it.
00:23:07.000 Oh, that's even better.
00:23:09.000 Even if you have to ask that bent back paper clip.
00:23:13.000 Right.
00:23:14.000 We should have a Trump search.
00:23:16.000 Or the purple gorilla.
00:23:17.000 Trump it.
00:23:18.000 The purple gorilla, because they would never have a black gorilla.
00:23:21.000 That would be, it's a purple gorilla.
00:23:23.000 Bonzo Buddy will tell you the Uyghurs are in Guantanamo Bay. 1.00
00:23:27.000 Chinese Muslims, who we support, we love, we spend four times the amount on keeping them alive in Guantanamo Bay than our own violent felons here in America first.
00:23:39.000 Let's take care of Tukey Williams first. 1.00
00:23:43.000 First, yes.
00:23:44.000 Gotta take care of Tukey. 1.00
00:23:45.000 If a Uyghur has a four-course meal and Tukey Williams is in the dirt, DMX is rolling over in his grave. 1.00
00:23:53.000 That's true.
00:23:54.000 He's alive, isn't he?
00:23:55.000 I don't think so.
00:23:57.000 Not for long.
00:23:58.000 Are we sure, by the way, Jimmy Carter, he's still alive?
00:24:01.000 Yes, he's totally fine.
00:24:02.000 I just googled it, he's good.
00:24:03.000 That can change in a New York Minute.
00:24:06.000 He is very old.
00:24:08.000 A New York Minute.
00:24:11.000 Great song, yes.
00:24:12.000 Is that on the album as well?
00:24:14.000 Don Henley is a national hero.
00:24:17.000 You have to separate, frankly, the art from the artist.
00:24:21.000 Yes, of course.
00:24:23.000 That's the only way I stab myself from strangling Sean Penn.
00:24:28.000 If only you hadn't restrained yourself. 0.98
00:24:29.000 And on the flip side, that's how I take a picture smiling with Kid Rock when if I hear that copy of Sweet Home Alabama talking about Northern Michigan one more time, I'm gonna beat his wife.
00:24:45.000 Sir, Northern Michigan's a treasure trove.
00:24:47.000 Okay, so... These are the top... Have you been watching the losers? 0.93
00:24:53.000 Okay, who think they're gonna beat me.
00:24:56.000 No way.
00:24:57.000 And I want to know who you think has the greatest chance of being the most successful runner-up to me.
00:25:06.000 All right.
00:25:06.000 But I thought we would go through the top greatest, greatest hits, like Don Cherry, by the way, Canadian hero.
00:25:12.000 Oh, yes.
00:25:13.000 It's a tragedy what's going on.
00:25:15.000 But the most cringeworthy hits from the Democratic candidates.
00:25:19.000 And we'll have Gavin McInnes on after this.
00:25:22.000 So let's just go through this to see how horrible, horrible people, horrible people, let's see how horrible they really are. 0.73
00:25:29.000 Number one, let's go through Bernie Sanders. 0.99
00:25:31.000 His most cringeworthy moment, last campaign it would have been when he had his mic stolen by the blacks. 1.00
00:25:38.000 That was pretty bad. 0.96
00:25:40.000 If that's not allegorical for what would happen in an anarcho-syndicate society, I want anarchy! 1.00
00:25:48.000 Okay, the black's gonna take your stuff, you old Jew. 1.00
00:25:52.000 Oh no. 1.00
00:25:54.000 You don't stand a Jew-ball's chance in hell. 1.00
00:25:58.000 I didn't even know that was a thing. 0.98
00:25:59.000 Is that a word?
00:26:00.000 I have a lot of them in my family.
00:26:02.000 No, you're fine.
00:26:03.000 Not by blood, but by sex.
00:26:07.000 Yeah.
00:26:07.000 Yeah.
00:26:08.000 That works.
00:26:08.000 So here's Bernie Sanders' most cringeworthy moment.
00:26:12.000 Here we go.
00:26:12.000 Look, he tries to hit a punching bag, OK?
00:26:15.000 Oh, and it hits back! 0.75
00:26:16.000 Oh, got him.
00:26:17.000 Oh, it hits back, but he keeps going for more.
00:26:20.000 He keeps going for more.
00:26:22.000 Look, that old Jew has heart, OK? 1.00
00:26:24.000 Look at him.
00:26:24.000 He does.
00:26:25.000 He does.
00:26:25.000 Probably not for long.
00:26:27.000 He's a fighter.
00:26:29.000 That's right.
00:26:29.000 Aw.
00:26:29.000 Aw.
00:26:30.000 But I respect it.
00:26:31.000 That's distasteful.
00:26:32.000 I respect it.
00:26:32.000 Yeah.
00:26:33.000 And he never... You never got him down!
00:26:36.000 Everlast Speedbag from Dicks!
00:26:41.000 I love it.
00:26:42.000 That's perfect.
00:26:43.000 I'm just getting pummeled.
00:26:44.000 Number four.
00:26:46.000 Pete Buttgig.
00:26:47.000 Here he is right now, hanging out.
00:26:51.000 This is, for me, the most cringe.
00:26:53.000 This is what people tell me.
00:26:53.000 I would never say it.
00:26:55.000 These were submitted by you.
00:26:56.000 You can, by the way, tweet at the S Crowder because that's the Twitter right now.
00:27:00.000 You know my Twitter.
00:27:01.000 He needs some followers, folks.
00:27:03.000 Do you see the costumes that Mr. Crowder puts on?
00:27:07.000 He can dress up like a broad. 0.95
00:27:09.000 We get it.
00:27:10.000 Right, right.
00:27:12.000 Yeah.
00:27:14.000 But he'll be thrilled with this next one.
00:27:15.000 Pete Buttigieg, here he is, hanging out, okay, excuse me, with a couple of packs.
00:27:23.000 I don't know if you want to sip around here.
00:27:26.000 Don't let the kids see.
00:27:28.000 A toast to you and to us, your new moon squad.
00:27:32.000 Mayor Pete.
00:27:32.000 To the road to Pete.
00:27:34.000 Oh yeah, because there's no better messaging to the blacks as a gay man than committing misdemeanors. 1.00
00:27:46.000 But it's cool, though. 0.90
00:27:47.000 They actually just gave him high C, because he's a 12-year-old.
00:27:50.000 They did not.
00:27:52.000 The graduation song is high C, correct?
00:27:54.000 Yeah.
00:27:55.000 As we go, dad, we remember.
00:27:59.000 Right.
00:27:59.000 Oh, the chatterman, a head-on retainer.
00:28:03.000 There you go.
00:28:04.000 Different song for you.
00:28:04.000 Yeah.
00:28:05.000 So that's how he tries to appeal to the black pox, OK? 1.00
00:28:08.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:28:09.000 It is shameful.
00:28:10.000 It's horrible.
00:28:11.000 Let me show you how it's done.
00:28:13.000 So when you pick the same position.
00:28:15.000 What?
00:28:16.000 Cool 45.
00:28:17.000 Coke 45.
00:28:19.000 It works every time.
00:28:20.000 Billy D. Williams.
00:28:23.000 Boom.
00:28:25.000 Billy D. Williams, the only member of the Old Republic.
00:28:28.000 They chose to dress like a pimp.
00:28:30.000 There you go. 0.87
00:28:31.000 Gold tassel, man.
00:28:33.000 Hey, what do you think, Mr. Lucas, I should wear?
00:28:38.000 How about a cape?
00:28:39.000 Oh, great.
00:28:40.000 And can I fight Bubba Fett with a Cadillac with rolling rims?
00:28:45.000 Yes.
00:28:46.000 Yes.
00:28:47.000 Spinners.
00:28:48.000 That's how he would do it.
00:28:49.000 I love it.
00:28:50.000 Also, with Pete Buttigieg, okay, what's with the, have you seen, what's with the anger issues?
00:28:55.000 Okay, so much anger, so much hate.
00:28:57.000 He's sticking things in his mouth.
00:28:58.000 Can you see?
00:28:59.000 Look, I think we have another one too, don't we?
00:29:01.000 Look!
00:29:02.000 Look!
00:29:03.000 Look at it!
00:29:05.000 Look at it!
00:29:06.000 Come on! 0.61
00:29:07.000 He's asking for it!
00:29:07.000 That's terrible.
00:29:09.000 Oh my gosh.
00:29:10.000 Begging for it!
00:29:11.000 No.
00:29:12.000 Throbbing for it.
00:29:14.000 There it is.
00:29:16.000 Oh my gosh.
00:29:17.000 I can see you're uncomfortable.
00:29:19.000 It's funny, though.
00:29:19.000 Let's move on.
00:29:20.000 It really is funny.
00:29:22.000 Listen, it's wrong not only to hate, but to have a phobia of the queers. 1.00
00:29:27.000 Okay?
00:29:28.000 Sure, I'm not afraid of them at all.
00:29:29.000 There's no reason to have a phobia, folks.
00:29:31.000 No reason to have a phobia.
00:29:32.000 Next one, I think, is number two.
00:29:32.000 Not at all.
00:29:35.000 I don't know.
00:29:36.000 In the election, they'll all be number two.
00:29:37.000 Excuse me.
00:29:39.000 Number three.
00:29:40.000 Okay.
00:29:41.000 We'll fix that in post.
00:29:42.000 Along with the bulge.
00:29:44.000 Yes.
00:29:44.000 I gotcha.
00:29:45.000 Kamala Harris.
00:29:47.000 She didn't drop out.
00:29:49.000 Not yet.
00:29:49.000 I don't think so.
00:29:50.000 She's still in this?
00:29:50.000 Yes.
00:29:51.000 I mean, for the moment.
00:29:52.000 Okay.
00:29:53.000 As of now.
00:29:54.000 I don't know.
00:29:55.000 I've seen gang rapes more gentle than what Tulsi Gabbard did to her. 1.00
00:30:02.000 Not gentle.
00:30:03.000 Still raw.
00:30:04.000 So Kamala Harris, here's her most cringeworthy moment where she claims that she smoked weed in college and listened to Tupac and Snoop Dogg while doing so at the same time. 0.99
00:30:22.000 Here.
00:30:23.000 Have you ever smoked?
00:30:25.000 Okay.
00:30:26.000 And I inhale.
00:30:27.000 I did inhale.
00:30:29.000 Oh, she's so cool.
00:30:32.000 Look at that.
00:30:32.000 She smokes weed.
00:30:35.000 I just broke loose.
00:30:39.000 See, I like stuff like that.
00:30:41.000 What was on?
00:30:43.000 What song was it?
00:30:45.000 Oh my goodness.
00:30:46.000 Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.
00:30:47.000 Uh-huh.
00:30:49.000 Tupac, for sure.
00:30:51.000 Okay, she graduated college, frankly.
00:30:54.000 Okay, truthfully, she's not being truthful there.
00:30:57.000 In 87, over three years before Snoop or Pac had any albums.
00:31:01.000 So either she has a DeLorean or She was smoking while locking up non-violent drug offenders in massive numbers.
00:31:10.000 Who, by the way, I've freed.
00:31:12.000 I've done more for the non-violent drug offenders and the blacks. 1.00
00:31:17.000 Not one in the same, mind you.
00:31:19.000 I've done more for both than any president.
00:31:23.000 Okay?
00:31:24.000 Look it up.
00:31:25.000 They just can't give credit.
00:31:26.000 They should.
00:31:27.000 Credit is due.
00:31:30.000 Yes.
00:31:30.000 We will give you credit.
00:31:31.000 Yes, very do.
00:31:32.000 Well, thank you.
00:31:32.000 The pleasure is all yours.
00:31:34.000 Yes.
00:31:34.000 By the way, hit the notification bell, okay?
00:31:38.000 Frankly, if you're subscribed, because we don't know if subscriptions work.
00:31:43.000 And just, there's a new video, I guess, that Crowder does every day.
00:31:47.000 He does.
00:31:47.000 At what time?
00:31:48.000 I believe it's 8 o'clock Eastern.
00:31:49.000 Is it 8 o'clock Eastern?
00:31:50.000 It's the Eastern thing. 0.71
00:31:51.000 We've got to make sure we get it right again.
00:31:52.000 It's live, June Thursday at 8 Eastern.
00:31:54.000 Yes.
00:31:54.000 Let's get it right, because I don't want another next day shipping fiasco.
00:31:58.000 Though it worked out in my favor, I'm with you.
00:32:00.000 And in half of these videos, okay, he dresses up like a broad. 0.97
00:32:05.000 Really?
00:32:05.000 I mean, that's true.
00:32:06.000 So he's got that going for him.
00:32:08.000 And is it really 50%?
00:32:08.000 It's 56%.
00:32:09.000 Which is sad.
00:32:10.000 Wow.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, that's interesting.
00:32:12.000 Okay, next up...
00:32:14.000 My favorite.
00:32:14.000 My favorite, folks.
00:32:15.000 Is this your favorite?
00:32:17.000 Kev Chinaman?
00:32:17.000 Yes, absolutely my favorite.
00:32:19.000 Kev Chinaman likes this one.
00:32:20.000 He likes this one.
00:32:21.000 Of course he likes this one.
00:32:21.000 I love the Native Americans.
00:32:22.000 Everyone loves this one.
00:32:23.000 Native Americans or Asian? 0.58
00:32:24.000 Well, the correct term is Aboriginal. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Oh.
00:32:30.000 Is that new?
00:32:30.000 I was going to go with American Asians, because they came across the Bering Strait, and so that's where they came from.
00:32:35.000 Oh, wow.
00:32:36.000 The land bridge.
00:32:36.000 Well, I'll tell you who didn't come across the Bering Strait.
00:32:39.000 Pete ButtGig.
00:32:41.000 He came across the Barry Gay. 0.97
00:32:44.000 It's just a gay guy named Barry. 0.99
00:32:47.000 And he spins on him like a dreidel. 0.99
00:32:50.000 Hey! 0.99
00:32:51.000 Excuse me!
00:32:52.000 If you want that for your president, that would not be my choice.
00:32:57.000 That's your choice to make, okay?
00:32:58.000 No.
00:32:59.000 The country will not choose.
00:33:00.000 The country will not choose.
00:33:02.000 No.
00:33:03.000 The Jews will not choose. 1.00
00:33:06.000 Did you see what I did with Jews and shoes? 0.98
00:33:08.000 It rhymes a little bit.
00:33:10.000 Like Dr. Seuss.
00:33:11.000 Excuse me.
00:33:11.000 I've been hanging around with Kanye.
00:33:13.000 Okay.
00:33:13.000 Wow.
00:33:14.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:33:15.000 He does have an impact on you.
00:33:16.000 Rhymes right off.
00:33:17.000 The Jews will choose Jimmy Choo's shoes. 1.00
00:33:21.000 Oh, wow.
00:33:22.000 Wow.
00:33:23.000 To use.
00:33:23.000 That's incredible.
00:33:24.000 Donald Trump.
00:33:25.000 Wow.
00:33:25.000 I just need a beat.
00:33:26.000 Okay.
00:33:26.000 So, Elizabeth Warren.
00:33:28.000 Pocahontas.
00:33:28.000 She tried to make- I'm very musically inclined.
00:33:30.000 That's what they tell me.
00:33:31.000 That's what they tell me.
00:33:32.000 You are.
00:33:32.000 You are.
00:33:32.000 You're very presented.
00:33:33.000 I couldn't do American Idol because it's like the Olympics where pros cannot enter.
00:33:38.000 Yeah.
00:33:38.000 That's completely fair.
00:33:40.000 Totally amateur.
00:33:40.000 You're right.
00:33:41.000 Yeah.
00:33:41.000 So, you're welcome, Kelly Pickler.
00:33:45.000 So Pocahontas tried to take a chapter out of Ailshe's book by live streaming herself. 1.00
00:33:52.000 And she's running for president. 1.00
00:33:53.000 She really wants you to know, okay, that she drinks beer. 0.99
00:33:57.000 She's just like you.
00:34:00.000 Hold on a sec.
00:34:01.000 I'm going to get me a beer.
00:34:03.000 A beer.
00:34:04.000 Let me get a beer.
00:34:09.000 The other one smokes weed, she drinks beer.
00:34:11.000 Is this a presidential campaign or a bad installment of AA?
00:34:18.000 What step are you on? 1.00
00:34:19.000 Number four, being a bitch. 1.00
00:34:24.000 Did you like that, Jeff Chatman? 1.00
00:34:28.000 I did like that.
00:34:29.000 The Jeff Chatman likes it.
00:34:31.000 If he likes it, I like it.
00:34:32.000 I don't care.
00:34:32.000 Thank you.
00:34:34.000 Thank you, sir.
00:34:34.000 By the way, excuse me, by the way, excuse me, okay?
00:34:37.000 Yep.
00:34:38.000 Question to the beer drinkers out there, okay?
00:34:40.000 How many of you Drink a beer like this.
00:34:44.000 Look.
00:34:44.000 Look at this clip.
00:34:45.000 She goes to drink a beer.
00:34:47.000 Oh! 0.60
00:34:47.000 Oh, look! 0.60
00:34:47.000 Right from her mouth! 0.60
00:34:48.000 She must have gotten lessons on how to drink beer from Pete ButtGage! 0.99
00:34:55.000 Both of them did a tap dance on Barry Gay.
00:35:00.000 Oh no.
00:35:01.000 That's what we call a callback.
00:35:03.000 I liked it.
00:35:05.000 I wrapped it all in, just like The Economy.
00:35:07.000 By the way, there's so much with Elizabeth Warren.
00:35:11.000 In case you don't know, I don't want to stack the deck, but please run this broad, okay?
00:35:19.000 If I'm in the red corner, I want to look to the blue corner and see the won 1064th Cherokee
00:35:25.000 candidate. Yes. Yeah. The native Asian sensation.
00:35:32.000 There would be nothing but a trail of tears.
00:35:34.000 Here's another one.
00:35:37.000 I see what you did.
00:35:38.000 I see what you did there. 1.00
00:35:40.000 Someone call Tanya Harding because this bitch needs a wounded knee. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Wow. 1.00
00:35:48.000 I like that.
00:35:48.000 Many references.
00:35:49.000 Man, you guys are... I just can't keep up.
00:35:51.000 It's fantastic.
00:35:52.000 There's figure skating for you.
00:35:53.000 There you go.
00:35:54.000 Here's another one, okay?
00:35:56.000 She says that she prefers Netflix and chill to Broadway dinner.
00:36:01.000 I have to watch through my cringe.
00:36:03.000 Go, go! 0.99
00:36:04.000 Okay, Netflix and chill or Broadway and dinner?
00:36:08.000 Oh, Netflix and chill.
00:36:09.000 Okay. 0.99
00:36:12.000 Somebody's watching Netflix and having sex with Elizabeth Warren! 0.99
00:36:18.000 Say it ain't so. 0.98
00:36:18.000 Say it ain't so. 0.98
00:36:19.000 Oh my gosh.
00:36:20.000 I wonder if she even knows what that means.
00:36:23.000 You know, she's kind of out of touch.
00:36:24.000 I'm not entirely sure.
00:36:25.000 I don't think so.
00:36:26.000 But she may know what it means.
00:36:28.000 She may be steering right into that one. 0.96
00:36:31.000 Please no. 1.00
00:36:31.000 As a hooker. 1.00
00:36:34.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:36:35.000 It's a tribe.
00:36:36.000 It's possible.
00:36:37.000 There are the Apaches, the Cherokees, the Algonquin, the Iroquois, and the Hookers. 1.00
00:36:43.000 Oh, wow.
00:36:44.000 The Hooker gene.
00:36:44.000 I didn't realize that.
00:36:45.000 She was chief.
00:36:48.000 Such a good chief.
00:36:49.000 With powwow challenge.
00:36:50.000 Okay, and this is another one I don't quite fully understand.
00:36:53.000 Okay, but I think Audio Wade will explain after.
00:36:56.000 More Pocahontas. 1.00
00:36:57.000 The hits keep coming.
00:36:58.000 her love for some big structure named Bailey.
00:37:02.000 Big structural Bailey! Big structural Bailey!
00:37:06.000 Big structural Bailey! Big structural Bailey!
00:37:09.000 Cheering. Yeah.
00:37:10.000 What are they cheering?
00:37:13.000 It's Big Structural Bailey.
00:37:15.000 I think it's the building next door to fall on her. 0.80
00:37:18.000 Oh! Okay.
00:37:21.000 So then it'll just be some stockings with their feet rolling up underneath it. 0.99
00:37:29.000 That's what we call foreshadowing.
00:37:30.000 Wicked Witch of the Reservation, yes.
00:37:32.000 Yes, I like it.
00:37:34.000 Look, the half-Chattobin has jokes, folks. 1.00
00:37:37.000 The half-Chattobin, he has jokes. 1.00
00:37:41.000 I can't tell a joke because I don't have that half.
00:37:45.000 Speaking of yin and yang, we go to the next candidate.
00:37:52.000 Andrew Full Chinaman Yang.
00:37:55.000 Full.
00:37:55.000 Now I will say that Full Andrew, Full Chinaman, he seems pretty decent as far as Chinaman go, okay, as far as Democrats go.
00:38:03.000 Nice guy.
00:38:03.000 But it is pretty rough, this video of him crowd surfing at a campaign event.
00:38:09.000 Okay, you have to see this for yourself.
00:38:11.000 Andrew Yang! Andrew Yang! Andrew Yang!
00:38:16.000 Oh, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, wait.
00:38:18.000 Let's go back, let's go back.
00:38:20.000 Oh! 0.60
00:38:20.000 No! 0.60
00:38:20.000 And right next to him is Barry! 0.60
00:38:27.000 Snuck in there.
00:38:28.000 Oh my gosh.
00:38:29.000 Oh man. 0.97
00:38:30.000 Gross. 0.95
00:38:30.000 And look at Yang, he likes it. 0.95
00:38:34.000 Pete's getting the inside information on his competition.
00:38:36.000 And by the way, he's the only candidate who can do the crowd surfing because he's four foot nothing.
00:38:42.000 That's correct.
00:38:44.000 I do want to ask, but I want to go across the room.
00:38:46.000 We'll go to Gerald A., because I'm contractually obligated.
00:38:48.000 That's how we fly the goods over here. 0.93
00:38:50.000 I do want to ask, but I want to go across the room.
00:38:53.000 We'll go to Gerald A. because I'm contractually obligated.
00:38:56.000 Yes, he is.
00:38:58.000 Who do you think would be the easiest to beat?
00:39:02.000 Of course we'd all beat all of them, but who do you think would be hardest and easiest?
00:39:07.000 You're gonna beat them by a mile.
00:39:08.000 I think, uh, unfortunately... Thank you.
00:39:10.000 Two miles.
00:39:12.000 Two miles, sir, you're right.
00:39:13.000 The easiest to beat, I think, would be Pete Butchgate.
00:39:16.000 It's 4.4 kilometers.
00:39:18.000 Well, it's interesting to know that.
00:39:19.000 Because I have international holdings as well.
00:39:23.000 It's confusing sometimes, the conversions.
00:39:24.000 So thank you for doing it.
00:39:25.000 Thank you.
00:39:26.000 I appreciate that.
00:39:26.000 Also, conversions, just hoping that Ivanka doesn't convert to Jew.
00:39:32.000 It's true.
00:39:33.000 I think it's too late.
00:39:34.000 Maybe that happened already.
00:39:36.000 Well, listen, they're good people, folks.
00:39:38.000 They're good.
00:39:39.000 They're fantastic people.
00:39:40.000 Yes, of course.
00:39:41.000 Done with Israel. 0.98
00:39:43.000 I would say you would beat him by 10 miles, Joe Biden.
00:39:47.000 Okay.
00:39:48.000 I think he's the toughest competition.
00:39:49.000 You think he's the toughest?
00:39:50.000 And Pete Buttgig is the easiest.
00:39:52.000 Kamala Harris won't make it much longer, so I'm not even including her.
00:39:56.000 Pete Buttgig is easy.
00:39:58.000 Okay, audio wave.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, I think that Elizabeth Warren would probably be the easiest for you to beat, sir. 1.00
00:40:05.000 Me too!
00:40:06.000 Me too!
00:40:07.000 That's what I've been saying.
00:40:09.000 And everyone thinks.
00:40:10.000 Me too.
00:40:11.000 No, I think so.
00:40:11.000 And then I also think Bernie Sanders would probably be a little tougher.
00:40:14.000 Forgive me for saying so.
00:40:15.000 No, no, listen.
00:40:17.000 He has heart, okay?
00:40:19.000 For now.
00:40:19.000 I mean, it's got thick valves.
00:40:24.000 But he has heart.
00:40:25.000 He's been improved. 0.92
00:40:26.000 Quarter black. 0.75
00:40:27.000 Oh, I know, it's gonna be Booker.
00:40:29.000 No, no, I'm gonna say Joe Biden's gonna be the hardest, and Elizabeth Warren, the easiest.
00:40:35.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:40:37.000 We're getting what we call consensus.
00:40:41.000 I think I'm still right, though, sir.
00:40:43.000 Yeah, you would.
00:40:46.000 Next day shipping, Bishops.
00:40:49.000 Still waiting.
00:40:52.000 I think that you would beat Chief Liplock Beer first.
00:40:57.000 I think she would be the easiest for you to beat. 0.98
00:40:58.000 I like that.
00:40:59.000 You got jokes.
00:40:59.000 Thank you.
00:41:00.000 He's got good jokes.
00:41:03.000 I think the hardest for you to beat would be my cousin.
00:41:08.000 Or maybe he's my uncle.
00:41:09.000 I can't tell.
00:41:10.000 He looks exactly like both of them.
00:41:12.000 So, Andrew Yang. 0.74
00:41:13.000 And you people copulate like rabbits.
00:41:16.000 We do, we do. 0.97
00:41:17.000 We're taking over.
00:41:19.000 I would have said rats, but you people eat them.
00:41:22.000 Hey, as a gift from the people, I'll give you the secret code for our restaurant, so no dog meat.
00:41:27.000 Okay, thank you.
00:41:28.000 Thank you.
00:41:29.000 By the way, when I go to the Chinese restaurant, I just order the splinter Oh my gosh.
00:41:38.000 I got that reference.
00:41:39.000 I did too, yeah.
00:41:41.000 By the way, if you're thinking about going back and watching Ninja Turtles 2, not the first one, The Secret of the Ooze, it's best to leave it there.
00:41:51.000 No, no, no.
00:41:52.000 We're more homeward bound than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:41:55.000 I like homeward bound.
00:41:56.000 Homeward bound, folks.
00:41:58.000 Great.
00:41:58.000 Because I like it when animals talk like people.
00:42:02.000 It's always fun.
00:42:03.000 But I always confused the Homeward Bound theme with the Jurassic Park theme.
00:42:08.000 Really?
00:42:08.000 Why does it make them so similar?
00:42:10.000 I think it's easy to not... The Jurassic Park theme... They do travel in herds.
00:42:20.000 Not exactly.
00:42:21.000 And the homeward bounty, da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da, da da, and then Shashy falls in the waterfall, which is very Shassy. 0.77
00:42:30.000 Spoiler alert, perhaps.
00:42:31.000 And the old, the old disgusting bird watcher gives her full cream milk. 0.96
00:42:39.000 Capture lactose intolerant. 0.98
00:42:40.000 That's just mean.
00:42:42.000 That's abuse.
00:42:43.000 It is abuse. 0.98
00:42:44.000 If he was still alive, I would lock him up. 0.93
00:42:46.000 Well, you should. 0.99
00:42:47.000 And give the code to Hillary so that he would hang himself with paper bed sheets. 0.97
00:42:51.000 Oh, wow.
00:42:51.000 I will say, we do have to go to Gavin McInnes, but I will say this, of all of these people, folks, listen, look for this right now.
00:42:59.000 In this election, we have the best economy that we've had in modern American history.
00:43:04.000 Like I said, lowest unemployment.
00:43:06.000 We have highest labor force participation rate.
00:43:08.000 We have a job surplus, okay, that Mike Rowe himself couldn't fill.
00:43:12.000 More black businesses being started.
00:43:15.000 Lowest black unemployment rate.
00:43:17.000 Okay, crime is at an all-time low.
00:43:20.000 $5,000 median household income increase. 1.00
00:43:23.000 It used to be about the economy, stupid. 0.99
00:43:26.000 But now you will see whichever candidate this is talk about Anything but the Academy. 1.00
00:43:32.000 God, no. 1.00
00:43:33.000 Not talk about the Academy because I'm stupid. 1.00
00:43:37.000 And we will put that on a bumper sticker for them, Elizabeth Ward. 0.98
00:43:41.000 And please, dear God, Yehovah, okay? 0.90
00:43:45.000 Yeshua.
00:43:47.000 Make it Pocahontas Warren, please. 1.00
00:43:50.000 Please, don't tell her that, though.
00:43:52.000 But do it.
00:43:52.000 Because I will use reverse sync.
00:43:54.000 Don't! 0.57
00:43:54.000 Oh, no! 0.57
00:43:56.000 Not Elizabeth Warren! 0.99
00:43:57.000 Oh, oh! 0.58
00:43:59.000 Let's go to Gavin McInnes!
00:44:01.000 We'll be back!
00:44:02.000 Just mock a country.
00:44:03.000 What?
00:44:04.000 🎵I'm a shark, and I'm big, and I'm large🎵 🎵Hey, dude, tell you what I'm, when you gonna come?🎵
00:44:09.000 🎵I'm a fire, hey, dude, tell you what I'm, when you gonna come?🎵 0.85
00:44:12.000 Black. Rifle. Cafefe.
00:44:21.000 No, sir, it's actually just how it was in the prompter.
00:44:23.000 It's coffee.
00:44:24.000 Okay.
00:44:27.000 Covfefe.
00:44:29.000 Okay, folks, frankly, it's the best coffee out there.
00:44:34.000 AR-15 coffee.
00:44:35.000 M-16 coffee.
00:44:38.000 It's a coffee with bazooka.
00:44:41.000 Bazooka Joe.
00:44:42.000 The coffee, look at the bread. 0.96
00:44:43.000 Can we get the hero shot?
00:44:45.000 Do they still make Bazooka Joe?
00:44:47.000 It used to be a penny.
00:44:48.000 Rifle of color coffee.
00:44:50.000 This coffee should be dating a Kardashian, right?
00:44:54.000 This coffee is the best coffee.
00:44:57.000 Black Rifle coffee.
00:44:59.000 And unlike other companies who claim small batch or premium, Black Rifle coffee isn't roasted, frankly, until you place your order, making sure it's the freshest coffee.
00:45:10.000 Many people don't know.
00:45:11.000 It's a bead.
00:45:12.000 It goes bad.
00:45:13.000 Yeah, I think that's the best we're going to get.
00:45:16.000 Slash Crowder, enter the promo code Crowder to receive 20% off your first order of Black Rifle coffee.
00:45:23.000 Yeah, I think that's the best we're gonna get.
00:45:25.000 Thank you Mr. President.
00:45:27.000 Great.
00:45:28.000 Someone get me a Diet Coke.
00:45:30.000 Boom, Pedro!
00:45:32.000 Boom! 0.99
00:45:33.000 Not today!
00:45:34.000 You're not sending your best.
00:45:36.000 I'm gonna send you right back.
00:45:38.000 Lookin' over that.
00:45:39.000 Well, let's keep building this wall.
00:45:41.000 There you go.
00:45:41.000 Brick by brick.
00:45:42.000 My wall, frankly, shoots fire.
00:45:45.000 You see?
00:45:46.000 And you're gonna pay for it.
00:45:51.000 Heads drop!
00:45:55.000 Hey, guys, in the chat, let me know what you'd like me to put in my boat.
00:46:00.000 I'm thinking alligators and spikes.
00:46:02.000 Check out our second channel at youtube.com slash CrowderBits.
00:46:09.000 If you think I'm gonna be closing Pedophile Island here on the 4th of July weekend, this place will be crawling with toddler tourists. 0.95
00:46:14.000 You've got another thing coming.
00:46:15.000 Look, we have a Colombian with an iPhone.
00:46:19.000 Spare no expense. 0.99
00:46:23.000 I know, everyone's thinking, wow, Steven got really ugly and fat. 0.99
00:46:27.000 And Asian. 0.99
00:46:28.000 And Asian, yeah.
00:46:29.000 Very Asian. 1.00
00:46:30.000 Very low mania.
00:46:32.000 That was good.
00:46:42.000 I'm not done.
00:46:43.000 This chick makes me. 1.00
00:46:46.000 I f***ing missed it. 0.97
00:46:47.000 Guitar solo. 0.92
00:46:52.000 I actually almost ran over someone with my car by accident.
00:46:55.000 There was a whole lineup of people to go see you guys, and then one of them, this was a time where Pokemon Go was big.
00:47:00.000 And he was walking out in the middle of the street.
00:47:01.000 I was like, oh my god, I need a Maga hat on.
00:47:03.000 I'm thinking, that's the last thing I need.
00:47:04.000 But he was so nice about it.
00:47:05.000 He's like, oh, I'm sorry, man.
00:47:07.000 And he named some Pokemon.
00:47:08.000 He was a Squirtle or something. 1.00
00:47:09.000 I was like, get out.
00:47:10.000 It was right outside of the boss center. 0.92
00:47:12.000 You're going to die. 0.99
00:47:13.000 I'm trying! I'm trying! No! 0.99
00:47:15.000 I'm trying! I'm trying! No!
00:47:17.000 No! Fuck! No! 1.00
00:47:19.000 I'm trying! I'm trying! No!
00:47:21.000 I'm trying!
00:47:23.000 Okay, do we have our, we have our guests?
00:47:35.000 We do.
00:47:36.000 On the show.
00:47:37.000 He's ready.
00:47:37.000 He's on the program.
00:47:38.000 He's ready.
00:47:39.000 Okay.
00:47:39.000 Our next guest, I hear, frankly, is a fan of mine.
00:47:44.000 I haven't spoken with him.
00:47:45.000 And it makes me very sad, because he's going to prison.
00:47:49.000 So our next guest, you can find him at freespeech.tv.
00:47:53.000 Gavin McGinnis, you're there, sir.
00:47:57.000 Have you been preparing for your time in the Keeney?
00:48:03.000 This is the first I'm hearing in prison.
00:48:04.000 I have friends who are on trial, and I have three friends in jail, but I wasn't aware of a charge that I'm going through.
00:48:11.000 Okay, so to be clear, you're not going to the slammer.
00:48:17.000 Not to my knowledge, but I'm glad you brought that up because I have Max Herr and John Kinsman have been locked up for a silly brawl with Antifa.
00:48:24.000 They're four years.
00:48:25.000 I was hoping you would pardon them.
00:48:27.000 And then we have another guy, David Curiacosi.
00:48:29.000 He's facing a trial now.
00:48:31.000 And we got this kid, Jeff Young and Rikers, Tommy Trigger, and then, of course, Roger Stone.
00:48:35.000 But it sounds to me like you say you're not going to prison and you keep naming people who are in prison or prison bound.
00:48:45.000 Yeah.
00:48:46.000 OK.
00:48:47.000 But you are not amongst them, correct?
00:48:49.000 I want to make sure I have this right.
00:48:51.000 Not presently, but it wouldn't surprise me if I'm the next.
00:48:54.000 That's well, good.
00:48:55.000 That makes me very happy to hear because I've heard very good things about you, Gavin, across the board.
00:49:00.000 And I also hear that you're quite you're quite fond of Trump.
00:49:05.000 I was one of the earliest guys.
00:49:07.000 You know, Ted Cruz came out.
00:49:09.000 I thought he was okay.
00:49:11.000 And then I realized, as they beat him up, that we need a lion in there.
00:49:16.000 We need someone who can handle this maniacal left. 0.90
00:49:19.000 Well, you know, Gavin, what they say is that the sons will pay for the sins of the father.
00:49:24.000 And I think that the grassy doll killing JFK chickens are coming home to roost for Cruz. 0.58
00:49:33.000 And that's not his fault, that's not what they tell me.
00:49:35.000 That's not his fault, but his father.
00:49:39.000 Right.
00:49:40.000 Yeah, I shouldn't have brought up Cruz.
00:49:41.000 I apologize.
00:49:43.000 But, you know, when you said when the Huffington Post said they're only covering you in the entertainment section and you said, didn't your husband leave you for a man?
00:49:50.000 I think he made the right choice.
00:49:52.000 And I just went, this is my guy.
00:49:54.000 Thank you.
00:49:55.000 By the way, Heidi Cruz, there's nothing wrong with her. 1.00
00:49:58.000 What I was saying, Heidi Cruz, you look at that face.
00:50:01.000 It's a good it's such a good face.
00:50:02.000 Isn't it?
00:50:03.000 Isn't it, Kevin?
00:50:05.000 It's a good face, right?
00:50:06.000 I regret bringing up Ted Cruz.
00:50:07.000 I don't know why I did that.
00:50:08.000 It's a good thing.
00:50:09.000 It's a great thing to face.
00:50:10.000 So, what is going on with the boys who are very proud?
00:50:16.000 You have some of them going to prison.
00:50:20.000 You are not.
00:50:22.000 And one of them is Indian.
00:50:26.000 Yeah, so the two that are in prison now, we're trying to get an appeal for them.
00:50:30.000 It's just insane that you do four years for a 17-second irrelevant fight, no victims.
00:50:35.000 And then this third guy, the crazy thing is there was three guys, right?
00:50:38.000 Two white, one brown.
00:50:40.000 They separated the brown guy's trial because it didn't help the hate group narrative.
00:50:46.000 And they also, John Kinsman's wife is black, and they made sure they never photographed her
00:50:52.000 in the courtroom.
00:50:53.000 And when he'd walk arm in arm, the cameras would just point down.
00:50:56.000 So they had this predetermined narrative ready in advance, and that doesn't really shock me.
00:51:01.000 What shocks me is that it works.
00:51:03.000 You come up with, you use Antifa as your source, and the next thing you know, you win and men are in prison.
00:51:10.000 That's why I'm so happy to be speaking to you.
00:51:12.000 So, Gavin, Gavin, I don't want to interrupt, but I'm going to, because I have to be accurate here in my reporting.
00:51:18.000 We know we take it seriously, folks.
00:51:21.000 The brown man, they separated his trial from what I just said.
00:51:25.000 That's not what I've said, but that's what you're telling me.
00:51:27.000 I'm taking it as fact.
00:51:27.000 I believe what you're telling me.
00:51:29.000 Now, this brown man is not Mexican. 0.61
00:51:33.000 No, he is East Indian, we would call them.
00:51:36.000 Okay, because sometimes they're not brown.
00:51:37.000 Sometimes East Indian, and by the way, I love East Indians.
00:51:41.000 I have a great relationship also with Indians from the West, South.
00:51:46.000 Some of them are not brown. 0.82
00:51:47.000 They're darker than the Blacks. 1.00
00:51:49.000 They're darker than the Pox. 0.99
00:51:53.000 I believe they're called the Untouchables over there. 1.00
00:51:55.000 Yes, also, oh, Sean Connery in that film.
00:51:59.000 He was a beat cop.
00:52:01.000 What happened to beat cops, Gavin?
00:52:03.000 You're Irish. 0.98
00:52:04.000 That was a big thing.
00:52:05.000 They'd swing their baton, make sure kids weren't out of school.
00:52:09.000 I think we should bring back beat cops, like the Untouchables. 1.00
00:52:13.000 The cops who got in that altercation with Eric Holder, where he ended up dead, if there was a beat cop in that situation, they would have known him.
00:52:20.000 And they'd be like, Eric, what are we doing here?
00:52:22.000 Come on.
00:52:22.000 You really don't want to do this.
00:52:24.000 Exactly.
00:52:24.000 And he'd be familiar with them.
00:52:26.000 And then he would swing his stick and take a dip of bourbon.
00:52:29.000 Let me ask you, why did they separate the trial, OK, with the Indian? 0.99
00:52:36.000 Because they want to push this gang, this gang, Jesus, they want to push this club as a hate group. 0.95
00:52:43.000 So they said, well, if there's a brown guy, we have two white guys and a brown guy, we can't go race, race, race, city, race, race, race, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
00:52:51.000 But if we just have the two white guys on the stand, then we can push that narrative as long as we get the guy's wife out of it. 0.99
00:52:57.000 And so it worked.
00:52:58.000 They're serving four years.
00:52:59.000 And now David's trial is in like a couple weeks and I don't know how they're going to push that trial.
00:53:06.000 Call him crazy or something and say that he hates himself?
00:53:10.000 They've done that in the previous trial.
00:53:12.000 I wouldn't be surprised.
00:53:13.000 They could do what they call temporary insanity.
00:53:18.000 Which is fleeting crazy.
00:53:20.000 Okay?
00:53:21.000 I had a lady in one of the apartments. 1.00
00:53:22.000 She was in the basement apartment with lots of cats.
00:53:25.000 She was crazy.
00:53:26.000 But now she's done very well for herself. 0.55
00:53:29.000 And she works as a secretary.
00:53:30.000 And she's not anymore.
00:53:33.000 Now, Mr. President, I hope you don't feel like I'm trivializing this interview.
00:53:37.000 I'm obviously very excited to meet you.
00:53:39.000 I'm sorry to be focusing on this and trying to get favors right out of the gate, asking for pardons, asking for justice.
00:53:45.000 It's at the front of my priority list.
00:53:48.000 If this was any other time, I would be talking about your policy, how ludicrous this impeachment is.
00:53:53.000 I mean, you asked for an investigation into what is clearly a crime.
00:53:57.000 That's your job.
00:53:59.000 And then beyond that, what's the matter with quid pro quo?
00:54:02.000 I'm not going to give you money if you're some Mugabe dictator.
00:54:05.000 I don't understand the charges.
00:54:08.000 I'm not familiar at all even with the term, the terminology quid pro quo.
00:54:13.000 I don't know what you're talking about there, but I do understand.
00:54:16.000 I will look at my list of pardons after Kanye and see if we have time for it.
00:54:21.000 I understand.
00:54:22.000 Hey, Oh, that's Don Cherry.
00:54:24.000 He's from your country.
00:54:26.000 That's right.
00:54:26.000 Canadian.
00:54:27.000 By the way, great allies.
00:54:28.000 A big fan of the Canadians.
00:54:30.000 What is your opinion, your thoughts on Don Cherry?
00:54:34.000 They talked about it on this channel yesterday.
00:54:36.000 And the fact that he has been fired is horrible.
00:54:40.000 Horrible.
00:54:41.000 Political correctness is a war on noticing patterns.
00:54:45.000 If you are not blind and you have ear holes, you know that there are certain pockets in Canada where no one wears poppies.
00:54:53.000 And those tend to be immigrant communities.
00:54:55.000 Hey guys, look at this.
00:54:56.000 I found this hat.
00:54:56.000 Do you see it was under the desk?
00:54:58.000 Look at that.
00:54:59.000 That's a good hat.
00:54:59.000 Extra!
00:55:00.000 Extra!
00:55:00.000 Read all about it.
00:55:03.000 I don't normally wear hats.
00:55:04.000 You don't.
00:55:05.000 You don't.
00:55:05.000 Can you see that?
00:55:06.000 Mr. McGinnis, the hat.
00:55:08.000 That's true.
00:55:09.000 Yeah, it's like a Peaky Blinders thing.
00:55:10.000 It doesn't really fit your head.
00:55:12.000 It's a Peaky Blinders thing, that's right.
00:55:14.000 Okay, Dodd-Sherry, you were saying?
00:55:18.000 He just said, look, if you're going to come here, you should respect the poppy.
00:55:23.000 The poppy is about all the Canadian soldiers who died in World War I. It's not like we're asking a Vietnamese guy to support the Vietnam War or something like that.
00:55:31.000 It's just an homage to the soldiers and sailors and airmen too, who fought for us across the sea.
00:55:39.000 And it's disrespectful not to at least revere that.
00:55:42.000 That's all he said.
00:55:43.000 But because he used the terminology, you people, and he happened to be discussing immigrants, The whole country melted down and he's done.
00:55:50.000 And because he refuses to apologize, we'll never see him again.
00:55:54.000 It was something like 38 years, every Saturday, hockey night in Canada.
00:55:59.000 My entire life, as far as I could go, even before I immigrated to Canada from Britain, it was Don Cherry, hockey night in Canada, and now nothing because of the words, you people.
00:56:10.000 That's right.
00:56:11.000 I like the little diddly that you had there, by the way.
00:56:14.000 Have you heard the ballad of the Green Berets?
00:56:18.000 Are you familiar with that one?
00:56:20.000 Glory, glory, what a heavenly way.
00:56:22.000 Is that it?
00:56:23.000 No, no, no.
00:56:23.000 The Silver Wigs.
00:56:26.000 Audio, wait, can we give me a beat?
00:56:27.000 It's Silver Wigs.
00:56:30.000 I don't know the song.
00:56:31.000 Upon their chest.
00:56:34.000 These are bad.
00:56:35.000 America's best.
00:56:37.000 The best.
00:56:38.000 Do you know that one?
00:56:39.000 It's a good one.
00:56:40.000 I'm not familiar with that.
00:56:42.000 And I don't want to sound disrespectful or irreverent, but I personally... That paratrooper's one where, glory, glory, what a heavenly way to die.
00:56:50.000 And the guy's all wrapped up in the cords and stuff, and he's a bloody mess.
00:56:56.000 It shows the soldiers understanding what's really going on. 0.98
00:56:59.000 It's kind of a f*** you to the top. 0.96
00:57:00.000 When you go in and you punch Antifa, do you feel, sometimes frankly, like a Green Beret? 0.99
00:57:06.000 Because sometimes that's how I see you, okay?
00:57:08.000 Sometimes I see you as a modern Green Beret. 1.00
00:57:13.000 Yes.
00:57:13.000 I would never, nor would anyone that I hang out with, just randomly attack Antifa for no reason.
00:57:20.000 Mark Bray had a book called The Anarchist Handbook.
00:57:22.000 He did a whole book tour across the country.
00:57:25.000 No one bothered him.
00:57:26.000 No patriot prayer showed up.
00:57:28.000 No nothing.
00:57:29.000 But whenever we have a thing, they have to come to our stuff.
00:57:32.000 So, yes, in self-defense, I have fought these guys.
00:57:35.000 I said another one.
00:57:36.000 Hey, look.
00:57:37.000 I am your dad.
00:57:38.000 You?
00:57:39.000 That's good.
00:57:39.000 I'm your dad.
00:57:40.000 It's just like the movie.
00:57:41.000 I'm your dad.
00:57:42.000 Gosh.
00:57:43.000 Darth Vader.
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:44.000 I said, look, there's so many hats down here.
00:57:47.000 I don't know where we got all these hats.
00:57:49.000 You do a lot of funny shows, Kevin.
00:57:52.000 Do you wear many hats?
00:57:55.000 Yeah, I did a joke today on the show about ridiculousness, that show with Rob Dreideck, the skater.
00:58:03.000 So I dressed up like a skater with a sweatshirt and a funny, rappy baseball hat.
00:58:08.000 I think costumes really help the momentum of the show, and it looks good on the thumbnails to have a lot of different outfits.
00:58:14.000 That's true.
00:58:15.000 And you were a skater, correct?
00:58:18.000 No, I mean I did skateboard around.
00:58:20.000 It's one of those things I could just never get.
00:58:22.000 I could never really ollie correctly.
00:58:24.000 You have some little short guys that were just going up the half pipe and catching air. 0.97
00:58:28.000 It was like trying to become gay. 0.88
00:58:31.000 I just couldn't quite get it.
00:58:33.000 Well, okay, listen, let's not get into hot water because that's not something you try.
00:58:37.000 That's something you are, and we've had so many gays vote, frankly.
00:58:43.000 I love the gays.
00:58:44.000 I'm very comfortable with the gays.
00:58:47.000 Milo Yiannopoulos, Peter Boykin, a million wonderful gays.
00:58:51.000 That's right, Peter did Boyk, Michael Yiannopoulos.
00:58:57.000 I think you're getting the names a little, but yeah.
00:58:59.000 I think you're getting the names a little, but I understand.
00:59:02.000 So, Gavin, what do you think will be the falling out?
00:59:07.000 Where is it going to land with Don Cherry?
00:59:10.000 For people who aren't familiar, national hero of Canada and patriot.
00:59:15.000 What do you think?
00:59:16.000 Do you think that this will, will there be just, justice?
00:59:22.000 No, he's done forever.
00:59:24.000 That's the way it works with the politically correct left.
00:59:27.000 If you don't capitulate, you're finished. 0.98
00:59:28.000 They're happy to dead you.
00:59:29.000 They don't watch hockey anyway.
00:59:31.000 Good.
00:59:31.000 Get rid of him.
00:59:32.000 And this guy wasn't just a hockey commentator.
00:59:35.000 He was an icon.
00:59:36.000 There's no one to compare him to in America.
00:59:38.000 He had housing estates, he had clothing lines, he had charities.
00:59:41.000 I mean, he was he was he was like you, sir.
00:59:45.000 He wasn't just one man.
00:59:46.000 He he was a million.
00:59:48.000 That is high praise.
00:59:50.000 High praise.
00:59:51.000 For Dodd-Sherry. 0.55
00:59:54.000 I said similar to you.
00:59:56.000 It was a tiny, tiny little Canadian version of some of what you are. 0.95
01:00:01.000 That's right.
01:00:01.000 Well, it's very flattering both to Dodd-Sherry, but mostly to Dodd-Cherry.
01:00:07.000 Okay, I'm sure he's thrilled about it.
01:00:09.000 Let me go back to The Indian. 1.00
01:00:11.000 With the Antifa.
01:00:13.000 Have you been following the story of the man who was hit by Antifa with a baseball bat and now he can only speak through Morse Blink?
01:00:23.000 No, I'm not familiar with that case.
01:00:25.000 Is that brand new?
01:00:26.000 There was a man who was hit by Antifa, struck on the head, and I believe the gentleman got four years or six years at the fake news.
01:00:35.000 Yes, that guy.
01:00:36.000 Notice the media never really mentioned his injuries.
01:00:39.000 They just say there was a fight and this guy got six years.
01:00:41.000 No, the thing that happened to our guys was a brawl.
01:00:45.000 That was just a boop, boop, bop, kick, kick, doop, doop, doop. 0.82
01:00:47.000 Yes.
01:00:48.000 The thing that happened to that, the Antifa with the, I think it was actually a steel baton.
01:00:52.000 Um, that was attempted murder.
01:00:55.000 They split his head open.
01:00:56.000 Horrible.
01:00:58.000 It was absolutely horrible.
01:00:59.000 And now he has to speak with Blake.
01:01:01.000 I don't know if you can see, but I did Morse quite a bit.
01:01:04.000 This right here, Gavin McKinney, do you know what this is?
01:01:12.000 That saved our ship.
01:01:15.000 Oh, right.
01:01:16.000 Yeah, S.O.S.
01:01:17.000 I got it right.
01:01:17.000 Yes.
01:01:18.000 Also a great song by Stig.
01:01:19.000 OK, we have to go.
01:01:21.000 There's going to be an extended Internet version here for those who are members of Muck Club.
01:01:27.000 That is his program at freespeech.tv to protect Gavin McInnes.
01:01:33.000 So we don't want him speaking through blink code.
01:01:35.000 Right, folks?
01:01:36.000 That's right.
01:01:37.000 We don't.
01:01:37.000 We don't want it.
01:01:38.000 You must kill people to survive. 1.00
01:01:40.000 I've got my son. 1.00
01:01:41.000 Look at those guys.
01:01:42.000 I am Mr. Game.
01:01:43.000 Oh, hey.
01:01:46.000 I'm just here to tell you frankly that if you haven't joined Mug Club yet, I don't know what you're waiting for.
01:01:52.000 Okay?
01:01:52.000 It's the best club around, and that's not my opinion, that's what they say.
01:01:56.000 Everyone says it's the best club, that's what they tell me.
01:01:58.000 Not only do you get access, okay, frankly, to the whole Daily Show, which on YouTube, what you get is not daily, okay?
01:02:07.000 But you also get access to the whole Blaze catalog, and if that's not enough reason for you, it's the perfect gift to piss Trudy off.
01:02:16.000 Okay.
01:02:18.000 Join my club.
01:02:20.000 Fake douche. 0.60
01:02:31.000 And fake douche.
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01:03:46.000 Okay.
01:03:59.000 There's a web extended for folks who are not yet on Mug Club.
01:04:02.000 So much more content on the club.
01:04:04.000 So much more.
01:04:04.000 What was that that you were doing?
01:04:06.000 That was a drowning black man. 0.55
01:04:08.000 Oh, okay, that makes sense. 0.99
01:04:11.000 Because, I tell you what, if you look at the world land speed records, they're almost always set by the blacks. 1.00
01:04:16.000 Very good. 0.79
01:04:17.000 Very good at running very fast.
01:04:19.000 Not in the water.
01:04:20.000 But they still wear water wigs.
01:04:21.000 Yeah.
01:04:21.000 Okay.
01:04:22.000 So, and that seems a little long, the Drowning Dance.
01:04:25.000 I'll just put that in the suggestion box.
01:04:28.000 Okay.
01:04:28.000 But I understand you're feeling tired.
01:04:30.000 Okay.
01:04:30.000 Usually I understand that Crowder would take this time to do what he calls Crowder Closes.
01:04:37.000 Okay?
01:04:37.000 Frankly.
01:04:39.000 I'm not going to do that because I don't need to inspire you.
01:04:42.000 What I am going to do is show you how many real life people I've inspired right here in the studio.
01:04:49.000 Okay.
01:04:49.000 Let's go.
01:04:50.000 Let's go take a look.
01:04:51.000 Come on.
01:04:51.000 Follow me.
01:04:53.000 Where's the microphone?
01:04:55.000 Let me get my jacket here.
01:04:57.000 Okay.
01:04:58.000 Alright, let's go.
01:04:59.000 You can come corner black. 0.94
01:05:01.000 You can come out corner black and audio in.
01:05:03.000 For those who don't know, all these people, okay, are employed by Louder With Crowder.
01:05:09.000 And hey, everybody, say hello.
01:05:12.000 Okay, let's go.
01:05:13.000 Let's go.
01:05:13.000 We'll go through here and talk to everyone to see how President Trump has inspired them, okay?
01:05:21.000 And you, okay, right here, this gentleman.
01:05:24.000 And your name, sir?
01:05:24.000 It's Gibbon.
01:05:27.000 Gibbon, okay.
01:05:28.000 Now, Gibbon, you look... How have I inspired you?
01:05:32.000 Okay?
01:05:33.000 Uh, sir, I think you've inspired me with, uh... Okay, you look like you might have some little ethnicity in you.
01:05:40.000 Little ethnicity. 0.71
01:05:41.000 Am I right?
01:05:42.000 You're right, sir.
01:05:43.000 Okay, and what is it?
01:05:45.000 It is a little bit of Japanese.
01:05:47.000 Okay, they're not sitting.
01:05:48.000 They're best and they're brightest, folks.
01:05:49.000 Okay, let's go here.
01:05:51.000 And by the way, you've seen him climbing poles, okay, before on this program.
01:05:57.000 He loves getting on the pole.
01:06:00.000 And as I understand it, it's Brendan's birthday today, right?
01:06:04.000 Yeah, it is.
01:06:05.000 Okay, and how old are you today, Brendan?
01:06:08.000 I am 20.
01:06:09.000 And how old is that in retard years? 0.99
01:06:14.000 I don't know.
01:06:15.000 Okay, and how have I inspired you, Brendan?
01:06:18.000 Uh, you're really successful.
01:06:20.000 You're a go-getter.
01:06:21.000 That's true.
01:06:22.000 I can't argue with it.
01:06:23.000 Let's keep going.
01:06:24.000 Okay, I don't want you to trip on the mic cord because, I know, Steve, it's not exactly Trump Tower, so he doesn't have the budget for a wireless mic.
01:06:32.000 Oh, look here!
01:06:33.000 Look, here's Columbian, okay?
01:06:36.000 Don't ask him where the donkey and coffee is, but he's wearing the hat because there's nothing like an immigrant on a visa pandering, folks. 1.00
01:06:45.000 How have I inspired you?
01:06:47.000 Okay, smooth Maddie. 0.95
01:06:49.000 Winners aren't losers.
01:06:51.000 I don't know what that means, but I know that I would be in the former category.
01:06:55.000 You're a winner, sir.
01:06:55.000 By the way, how did you get here?
01:06:57.000 Legally.
01:06:58.000 I don't believe it.
01:06:59.000 Okay, let's continue.
01:07:00.000 We have, move this chair.
01:07:02.000 I don't know, he has a chair, but he stands up.
01:07:05.000 Okay.
01:07:06.000 Probably because he wants to be ready to run in case Ice shows up.
01:07:11.000 Alright.
01:07:12.000 Too Cute Maddie, who was in the studio earlier. 0.54
01:07:14.000 Okay.
01:07:16.000 Too Cute Maddie, what are you doing right now?
01:07:19.000 I'm editing videos.
01:07:20.000 Well, maybe soon you can edit yourself a boyfriend.
01:07:23.000 Alright, let's go on to right here.
01:07:26.000 This is Tim from HR.
01:07:28.000 Loves him. 0.97
01:07:30.000 He tells everyone how they can't have fun, or say p***y, or grab p***ies. 0.54
01:07:37.000 Tim, how have I inspired you? 0.96
01:07:39.000 You're very tall.
01:07:42.000 That's true, and unfortunately for him, he can't change that about himself, okay?
01:07:48.000 It's wrong to hate, especially on things they can't change.
01:07:52.000 It's okay, you have other good qualities.
01:07:54.000 What's your best quality?
01:07:56.000 So Corner Black Garrett, you're right here. 1.00
01:07:58.000 And see, for some reason, he sits in a wheelchair.
01:08:03.000 You can see we have other chairs, but he chooses a wheelchair because he collects a check both from Louder With Crowder and the government.
01:08:15.000 How have I inspired you?
01:08:17.000 You're the best black president we have.
01:08:20.000 Yep.
01:08:20.000 That's right.
01:08:21.000 Yeah, you're great.
01:08:23.000 Okay, and what are you doing here?
01:08:24.000 What's this?
01:08:25.000 Can we show right here what he has?
01:08:27.000 That is, look, okay, that is a Nintendo logo.
01:08:31.000 And who's this Mexican? 0.99
01:08:33.000 He's a laughing Mexican. 0.99
01:08:34.000 He's laughing Mexican. 1.00
01:08:35.000 Okay.
01:08:36.000 I wonder how old he is as well in Brendan years.
01:08:40.000 Okay.
01:08:41.000 And we have finally Audio Wade.
01:08:43.000 He's two.
01:08:44.000 There's nothing interesting about Audio Wade.
01:08:46.000 So I want to thank you for letting me host this show today.
01:08:50.000 Okay.
01:08:50.000 Be sure to join the club.
01:08:52.000 It's such a good club, right folks?
01:08:53.000 It's the best club that there is.
01:08:55.000 And I want you to know that I appreciate it.
01:08:58.000 Okay.
01:08:59.000 I appreciate you helping me make America great again.
01:09:01.000 And through it all, I stand tall.