Louder with Crowder - December 13, 2019


#602 IMPEACHMENT ACCIDENTALLY REVEALS DEEP STATE! | Tim Pool Guests | Louder with Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

192.32384

Word Count

14,966

Sentence Count

1,248

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

In this episode of Actual Cribs, we have a special guest, Tim Pool, join us to talk about racism and the deep state conspiracy theories that have been floating around the internet for a long time. Tim is a writer, comedian, podcaster, and podcaster who has been around the block in his career. He is a regular contributor to the New York Times, CNN, and many other media outlets.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, really big show coming up.
00:00:02.000 There's a little bit of Sullivan there.
00:00:03.000 Nobody?
00:00:04.000 Okay.
00:00:05.000 But I wanted to tell you before that, about next Wednesday is going to be our last live stream of the year.
00:00:09.000 December 18th.
00:00:10.000 A big live Christmas show.
00:00:12.000 Dress in formal attire.
00:00:13.000 There'll be limited seating for about two, three hundred people there.
00:00:17.000 Sign up for the mailing list.
00:00:17.000 It's available exclusively to Mug Club members.
00:00:19.000 It's a variety show.
00:00:20.000 Well, let me explain this to you.
00:00:22.000 Three years ago, I was waterboarded as part of a Christmas telethon.
00:00:26.000 Then two years ago, I livestreamed CNN for 16 hours.
00:00:30.000 And then last year, I was very sick, naturally.
00:00:32.000 And so we decided we don't have to do that anymore, but we will do a live Christmas variety show with musicians and surprise guests and sketches and Santa that we will do every year from hereafter and also raise some money for Christmas baskets.
00:00:45.000 So that's December 18th, next Wednesday.
00:00:47.000 Sign up for the mailing list.
00:00:49.000 And for details, but here's a little bit of what you missed for those who weren't in my club.
00:00:56.000 I ain't soft, I'm a horse!
00:00:59.000 Wow.
00:01:00.000 Hey, she can go back to spread!
00:01:06.000 Thank you everyone at Light Up Cutter Studios.
00:01:07.000 Everyone there has a huge impact on my life, except for maybe the guy that replaced the blow-up doll.
00:01:10.000 The chair feels so empty.
00:01:12.000 Well, my heart goes out to you.
00:01:16.000 A six-year-old YouTube star bought a house that, in American dollars, is actually close to being worth $7.5 million.
00:01:24.000 Wow.
00:01:25.000 You can check it out in this week's episode of Actual Cribs.
00:01:30.000 Wow.
00:01:31.000 And I gotta say, what YouTube has done to you has been ridiculous.
00:01:34.000 And I'll tell you, I'm in my office right now.
00:01:36.000 I sat down with the CEO of YouTube, right behind us, sitting on that couch, and went after her hard for, why are you guys targeting Steven Crowder?
00:01:46.000 The demands are not coming from both sides evenly.
00:01:48.000 It's the left that is saying, censor and silence Crowder.
00:01:51.000 I'm not asking you to silence lefty.
00:01:54.000 No.
00:01:54.000 Let the socialist morons talk, and we'll engage them on substance.
00:02:15.000 colleges and universities.
00:02:18.000 If the nation has done something special against the Negro, as we were then called, for 240 years, the nation must do now something special for the Negro.
00:02:26.000 So, merit is dependent upon who counts what is meritorious.
00:02:31.000 This university owes us everything!
00:02:34.000 I walk around this campus understanding that this was built on the backs of my people, and I owe none of you guys anything!
00:02:40.000 We are working for nothing!
00:02:55.000 Fight strategy, guys.
00:02:57.000 I think you're a bigot, man.
00:02:59.000 I think y'all are racist.
00:03:01.000 F*** Steven Crowder.
00:03:02.000 F*** y'all.
00:03:03.000 I would probably punch him if I saw that.
00:03:09.000 I said it's not racist.
00:03:12.000 And now I'm thinking maybe it could be.
00:03:14.000 Little bit louder with Crowder Studios protected exclusively by Walther
00:03:19.000 and Betty!
00:03:22.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, I come to follow
00:03:48.000 I'm a speedy disco I'm not dancing, I just ran a half marathon
00:03:56.000 Did you know you had to tape your nipples for that?
00:03:58.000 You do, you do.
00:04:00.000 I found that one out the hard way.
00:04:02.000 And I have no more toenails.
00:04:06.000 I'm just kidding, I did not run a half marathon.
00:04:08.000 I love how we reduced marathon to half marathon.
00:04:11.000 I like it.
00:04:12.000 My favorite's the 1-8.
00:04:13.000 Just because we needed some non-Kenyans to place.
00:04:17.000 They still win.
00:04:19.000 All right, thank you so much.
00:04:20.000 Well, we have Tim Pool in the show today.
00:04:22.000 That's a really nice show.
00:04:23.000 Of course, we have our big Christmas show next Wednesday, live stream.
00:04:26.000 We will be talking, well, first, okay, I have to do this.
00:04:28.000 Question of the day.
00:04:29.000 I want to keep it simple, because sometimes you guys go on and you're just a little queasy in the comment section.
00:04:33.000 I appreciate it.
00:04:34.000 Keep the anti-semitism and the racism, you know, to a minimum.
00:04:38.000 Non-existent.
00:04:39.000 The ones that we see in the comment section.
00:04:41.000 The anti-me stuff, anti-white stuff, that's fine.
00:04:43.000 So, two word answer.
00:04:45.000 How do you identify politically and do you believe in the idea of the deep state?
00:04:49.000 In other words, I want your comment to be...
00:04:50.000 An example?
00:04:51.000 Democrat?
00:04:52.000 No.
00:04:53.000 Or Republican?
00:04:54.000 Yes.
00:04:55.000 Which will be 90% of the comment replies, I understand.
00:04:57.000 Do you believe there's a significant number of people in these government agencies like the FBI, CIA, actively working to undermine President Trump at nearly every turn?
00:05:07.000 Or is it a ridiculous conspiracy theory?
00:05:08.000 Because I've seen people's minds changing on these topics.
00:05:11.000 We have Tim Pool coming up in a little bit.
00:05:12.000 We will be talking about the impeachment proceedings.
00:05:15.000 My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here for safety.
00:05:16.000 How are you guys?
00:05:18.000 And his father is in the audience today.
00:05:21.000 Quarter Black Garrett, show him your hood pass.
00:05:22.000 What's up, dolls?
00:05:23.000 I don't like it.
00:05:23.000 No one watching does.
00:05:25.000 Audio Wade is here.
00:05:26.000 Too Cute Maddie and Overlaze.
00:05:27.000 And Gerald A. How are you, sir?
00:05:29.000 I'm doing well.
00:05:30.000 How are you?
00:05:30.000 Well, depending on what the wine of the day is.
00:05:32.000 Well, it's Bubbles, right?
00:05:33.000 You've got to celebrate.
00:05:34.000 It's Baron G's.
00:05:35.000 Celebrate what?
00:05:36.000 The new YouTube guidelines?
00:05:37.000 Is that what you do?
00:05:38.000 Baron de Rothschild.
00:05:39.000 And when you host your Valkyrie parties?
00:05:41.000 I do.
00:05:41.000 Right before we were on air, Gerald was talking.
00:05:43.000 He was like, you know, I haven't watched Valkyrie in a little while.
00:05:45.000 I was like, what's a little while for you?
00:05:47.000 Four weeks?
00:05:47.000 It's been a while.
00:05:48.000 I don't know.
00:05:49.000 Every Friday.
00:05:49.000 It's been maybe two a while.
00:05:51.000 So we will be discussing all of this and more, but first, let's celebrate Kwanzaa.
00:05:55.000 That was my song on Arthur's Perfect Christmas.
00:06:05.000 I found out very early that was not supposed to be in the song.
00:06:09.000 I was so bad at singing and rapping as the brain that I listened to the album, and I'm like, all my verses are gone.
00:06:14.000 Hey, come together now.
00:06:17.000 You suck.
00:06:18.000 Get singing.
00:06:18.000 Thank you.
00:06:19.000 Very clear.
00:06:20.000 Honest feedback.
00:06:20.000 Nothing like being fired at 12.
00:06:22.000 It's going to happen one day.
00:06:24.000 Actually, I was fired at 13.
00:06:25.000 They said, your voice changed.
00:06:26.000 And I was like, no.
00:06:28.000 No, no, no.
00:06:29.000 I was talking to Arthur.
00:06:31.000 It happens.
00:06:32.000 I have low self-confidence.
00:06:34.000 Our top story, of course, Greta Thunberg, Times 2019 Person of the Year.
00:06:40.000 This comes from NBC News.
00:06:41.000 A 16-year-old climate activist is the magazine's youngest choice ever.
00:06:44.000 Of course, many considered Greta to be the obvious choice, though there were some pushing for who I'm sure is now a very disappointed whistleblower.
00:06:52.000 Are you guys f***ing kidding me?
00:06:54.000 I try to take down a sitting president, they give it to some f***ing guy in Sweden with a side ponytail, and she's playing hooky getting off from school.
00:07:01.000 I f***ing can't talk to my family under witness protection.
00:07:05.000 They f***ing have me in a holiday inn, and it's not even an express.
00:07:09.000 I'm trying to take down a f***ing sitting president, and I don't get my full load of f***ing egg patty?
00:07:14.000 Oh, how dare you?
00:07:15.000 How dare you?
00:07:16.000 How f***ing dare you?
00:07:17.000 F**k you.
00:07:17.000 Okay, how about that?
00:07:18.000 F**k you and your side ponytail.
00:07:20.000 And my TV here, they don't even spring for f**king cable.
00:07:23.000 It's not even premium.
00:07:24.000 What, the TV's a Zenith?
00:07:25.000 What, is it a f**king Zenith?
00:07:26.000 No.
00:07:26.000 You know what?
00:07:27.000 No.
00:07:27.000 F**k this.
00:07:28.000 F**k CNN.
00:07:29.000 F**k Brett Goldberg.
00:07:31.000 And f**k you.
00:07:32.000 And send the f**k all the way in.
00:07:35.000 Ha!
00:07:37.000 It almost seems like he has an axe to grind.
00:07:38.000 Very bitter.
00:07:39.000 Wow.
00:07:40.000 I hear him.
00:07:42.000 Time's person of the year.
00:07:43.000 So, you know what, listen.
00:07:44.000 And congratulations to Greta, who will now take her rightful place among some of the
00:07:49.000 greatest icons of our time.
00:07:52.000 ♪♪♪ 1941, Franklin D. Roosevelt.
00:08:04.000 1963, Dr. Martin Luther King.
00:08:08.000 2001, Mayor Rudolph Giuliani.
00:08:10.000 2001, Mayor Rudolf Giuliani. 1939 and 1942, Joseph Stalin.
00:08:14.000 1936, George Washington. 1937, 1937, George Washington. 1939 and 1942, Joseph Stalin. 1937,
00:08:22.000 George Washington. 1937, George Washington. 1937, George Washington. 1937, George
00:08:29.000 Washington. 1937, George Washington.
00:08:30.000 1938, Adolf.
00:08:32.000 2019, Greta Thunberg.
00:08:40.000 You know, we don't often appreciate that Hitler was the first social influencer.
00:08:52.000 Yeah, I mean, if anybody, it would be Hitler.
00:08:54.000 It would be Hitler, if you think, during those years.
00:08:56.000 If he were around today, he'd be on Instagram going, listen, I get my Zumba, I have all the energy because of my fit tea!
00:09:04.000 I just need to be redirected with the energy.
00:09:06.000 It has yerba mate, which gives me the energy without the jitters of caffeine.
00:09:10.000 You should try it!
00:09:12.000 He's a matcha fan.
00:09:13.000 Yes, yes.
00:09:13.000 Absolutely.
00:09:15.000 Go to matcha for you!
00:09:16.000 Why is he Asian?
00:09:20.000 By the way, can you do me a favor today, quarterblack?
00:09:23.000 Anytime Bill Richmond is laughing so he gets that Asian...
00:09:25.000 I want the camera on him.
00:09:27.000 There's something about Bill Richmond's laughter that is contagious to me.
00:09:30.000 It's a very Buddha-esque.
00:09:33.000 I just throw change at him.
00:09:35.000 I don't even know why.
00:09:36.000 But I pick it all up and save it.
00:09:37.000 And he holds out his hand and I grab a little bit of cardamom and I go, hmm, that is a palate cleanser.
00:09:41.000 So in 2020 news...
00:09:43.000 A new poll shows that Hillary Clinton would overtake Joe Biden as the Democrats' top choice.
00:09:49.000 So I have to look at this iPad today because there's a lot of quotes regarding the impeachment proceeding.
00:09:53.000 I don't want to get them incorrect.
00:09:54.000 So this is also very important, the details.
00:09:57.000 According to a recent Harvard-Harris poll, respondents who identified as Democrats heavily favored Joe Biden when asked which presidential candidate they preferred.
00:10:05.000 But then, when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was added to the mix, she came out on top of all the current candidates, garnering 21%.
00:10:11.000 Wow.
00:10:13.000 Of respondents to Biden's 20%.
00:10:15.000 It's gotta suck for Joe.
00:10:17.000 Well, it should be noted, by the way, because we won't want to put too much stock in this.
00:10:20.000 This was a relatively small sample size, conducted exclusively with self-identified Democrats.
00:10:25.000 When polling widened to the general electorate, however, both candidates did lose a three-way race to Red Skull.
00:10:31.000 So that was a big thing.
00:10:32.000 Oh, that's close, though.
00:10:35.000 He's a strong leader.
00:10:36.000 Trust Nate Silver.
00:10:37.000 It's a smile.
00:10:38.000 Look at those teeth.
00:10:39.000 It doesn't mean it's over yet.
00:10:40.000 That's the face of determination.
00:10:43.000 And multiple, uh, genome experiments?
00:10:46.000 What is it?
00:10:46.000 What is Red Skull?
00:10:47.000 Captain America?
00:10:48.000 I have no idea.
00:10:48.000 Is it a vial?
00:10:49.000 It's a Captain America?
00:10:49.000 Is it a vial or is it burns?
00:10:51.000 I don't know.
00:10:51.000 It's burns.
00:10:52.000 Who cares?
00:10:53.000 Someone's going to argue about this in the comments section and forget the original question of the day.
00:10:56.000 Thanks!
00:10:58.000 So Ed Smart, you guys remember Ed Smart, father of the kidnapping victim Elizabeth Smart, he's come out as gay now, saying, uh, I thought Elizabeth's ordeal was very difficult, but this one is more difficult because it is not only, it not only affected Elizabeth, but my entire family.
00:11:14.000 So you heard it here first, being gay is worse than your child getting kidnapped.
00:11:19.000 Wow.
00:11:21.000 Man.
00:11:21.000 Are you serious?
00:11:22.000 Dad's honesty.
00:11:23.000 Is this the onion?
00:11:24.000 Elizabeth Smart was quoted as saying, my dad's gay?
00:11:27.000 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
00:11:31.000 And you know what?
00:11:31.000 Here's the thing.
00:11:32.000 The family, the family was shocked.
00:11:34.000 The only people who were shocked at this revelation, but I get it.
00:11:37.000 Sometimes it really, sometimes it is hard to evaluate people, especially when you're the ones closest to them.
00:11:43.000 I'm getting hungry.
00:11:44.000 You guys know where Jamal is?
00:11:46.000 Jamal?
00:11:48.000 Are you surprised?
00:11:53.000 Once in a while, do you get a hint that maybe your friend is that way, the way he talks, the way he dresses, the way he carries himself?
00:12:02.000 It all makes you start to wonder, is your friend black?
00:12:07.000 Well, now you can find out for sure with Blackdar.
00:12:10.000 Simply swab the inside of your friend's mouth, send us the sample, and in four to six months, you'll get your results.
00:12:17.000 Now I can use racial pejoratives without fear.
00:12:19.000 Thanks, Blackdar.
00:12:20.000 Blackdar.
00:12:21.000 It's the only way.
00:12:24.000 Twenty-three and me needs to branch out.
00:12:26.000 They do.
00:12:27.000 They do.
00:12:27.000 You have to come up with new products all the time.
00:12:29.000 Product life cycle.
00:12:30.000 Let's go.
00:12:30.000 Their most favorite spinoff.
00:12:32.000 There's not enough market share for candidates running who want to put down one 1,000 24th Cherokee.
00:12:37.000 What we really need is one that tells you whether the candidate actually did blackface in the past.
00:12:42.000 This is true.
00:12:42.000 Because it stays with you.
00:12:44.000 Especially in a Canadian race.
00:12:45.000 It's really more of a questionnaire.
00:12:48.000 Hi, have you ever been a hypocrite?
00:12:49.000 Yeah, I'd like to be the Canadian prime minister. You need to just do like a black like a choose your own path only it
00:12:54.000 All directs you to the high school newspaper See also high school yearbook
00:13:03.000 It's like he did a whole year in black. Hey, okay This is summer now cuz it's a sad story obviously a bomb
00:13:08.000 blast in in Pakistani mosque killed two and injured 14 more a lot of people haven't covered this or after the
00:13:14.000 blast one worshiper was heard saying sorry guys that was mine
00:13:17.000 I Sorry guys that was mine
00:13:24.000 He said.
00:13:26.000 The blast comes at a tough time for the Islamic Recruitment Center.
00:13:30.000 Apparently, people get a little bit touchy when you start joking about terrorist bombings.
00:13:34.000 I don't care.
00:13:35.000 Blast comes at a tough time for the Islamic Recruitment Center as they just started running their new ad campaign titled Islam, growing at an explosive rate.
00:13:43.000 And look, he is radicalizing.
00:13:48.000 I'm going to kickflip to 72 virgins.
00:13:52.000 I can't do the heel flip.
00:13:54.000 I skate goofy.
00:13:56.000 It's tough to be goofy.
00:13:58.000 I don't think you can be left-handed there.
00:13:59.000 I get it.
00:14:02.000 Because of the ass wiping.
00:14:03.000 So here's a story about a diet.
00:14:06.000 We're going to get to the impeachment proceedings and all of that, but I don't want to.
00:14:10.000 I don't want to yet.
00:14:12.000 I don't want to wake up.
00:14:13.000 You ever just not want to wake up?
00:14:14.000 It's not because you're depressed or suicidal, but you just go, oh.
00:14:17.000 I got to watch this on TV.
00:14:19.000 Shift's going to appear again.
00:14:21.000 Salon's going to write an article.
00:14:23.000 YouTube's going to change their guidelines so we can't critique it.
00:14:26.000 And then the deep state thing.
00:14:27.000 I don't know.
00:14:28.000 Anyway, the point is, I want to die.
00:14:30.000 If someone wants to help me.
00:14:31.000 And here's the thing, if ever I were to take myself out, It would never be with a Walther.
00:14:38.000 Just because I would never want to take the sponsorship.
00:14:42.000 Razorblades, I don't know, Asimedefin, it would never be with a Walther.
00:14:45.000 I do everything with gusto.
00:14:47.000 Here's a story.
00:14:51.000 About a duck named Dave who had, this is a true story, who actually had his penis removed after being overly amorous with the lady.
00:14:59.000 Oh, that's not fair.
00:14:59.000 Amorous?
00:15:00.000 Comes from the mirror.
00:15:01.000 The owner of the duck was forced to intervene after the little guy injured himself having sex with the female companions up to ten times a day.
00:15:09.000 Boom!
00:15:09.000 He's just playing, man.
00:15:10.000 Favorite duck.
00:15:11.000 The owner also, by the way, signed a book deal for his upcoming autobiography titled, How to Rape Farm Animals and Blame It on Your Pet Duck.
00:15:17.000 So that's pretty...
00:15:20.000 Yeah.
00:15:20.000 It's more of an instructional, really.
00:15:22.000 Same publisher from O.J.' 's If I Did It.
00:15:26.000 Instruction manual.
00:15:27.000 This one just says, I did it.
00:15:28.000 And this is sad.
00:15:29.000 This next story is sad.
00:15:31.000 A model, Miss Miami.
00:15:34.000 I don't want to do it.
00:15:35.000 I don't want to talk, but we have to.
00:15:37.000 A model, Miss Miami, she may need her 60-inch butt amputated after getting illegal butt injections.
00:15:43.000 It's a loss.
00:15:44.000 This comes from the New York Post.
00:15:45.000 She told a reality show she wanted less junk in the trunk, but says, and I quote, amputate the whole booty.
00:15:51.000 I'm not amputating butts.
00:15:53.000 You know what?
00:15:53.000 Listen, there's something beneath the surface that we need to talk about.
00:15:55.000 If you make butt injections illegal, then we'll have nothing but back alley butt injections
00:15:59.000 performed by Sir Mix-a-Lot, OK?
00:16:01.000 We need to have safe, legal butt injections for all.
00:16:05.000 Rare.
00:16:05.000 Safe, legal, and rare.
00:16:06.000 These are the critical issues of our time.
00:16:10.000 Especially Armenians over in Kazakhstan.
00:16:14.000 Come on, we're going to act like they're Kardashians all... I don't care.
00:16:18.000 Now I'm with you.
00:16:18.000 I don't care.
00:16:19.000 I don't care anymore.
00:16:20.000 I don't know.
00:16:20.000 I assume this is already going to be banned.
00:16:22.000 Over in Kazakhstan, actually, this was... Is that close enough to the Armenians?
00:16:26.000 Pretty close.
00:16:26.000 I have no idea.
00:16:29.000 It's close enough in that it is also a place I don't yearn to visit.
00:16:34.000 A Kazakhstani bodybuilder is set to marry his sex robot.
00:16:39.000 Oh, good.
00:16:39.000 Wow.
00:16:40.000 So, yeah, the man says that his relationship with Margot the doll is very much taken seriously.
00:16:46.000 This is in the article.
00:16:47.000 Despite admitting that they have arguments, the occasional arguments, despite the arguments, it's still a healthy relationship.
00:16:55.000 That's good.
00:16:56.000 I'm glad to hear that.
00:16:57.000 Arguments included, by the way, the symmetry of his bicep to tricep ratio, the best strategy to add mass to his calves, and whether or not a sex robot is really convincing anyone that he's not gay.
00:17:08.000 I mean... She wins.
00:17:11.000 No one's buying it!
00:17:13.000 You're gonna need a lot of lube in that relationship.
00:17:15.000 In entertainment...
00:17:17.000 No, it's just WD-40.
00:17:18.000 You don't even know anything.
00:17:19.000 Why do I want to know anything about sex robots?
00:17:21.000 The other thing, I meant WD-40.
00:17:22.000 Gosh, pop an instructional DVD and swap out Valkyrie every now and then.
00:17:26.000 Is it like blow-up dolls?
00:17:28.000 Put it on the rotation.
00:17:29.000 Expand your mind.
00:17:30.000 In entertainment news, singer Ricky Martin welcomed a son with his husband, Juan Yosef.
00:17:36.000 So congratulations to Ricky Martin.
00:17:38.000 And he said that he's thrilled, was quoted as saying, there is nothing as beautiful as the face of a newborn baby staring back at you, except perhaps a hot, hairy ass f**k, he said.
00:17:49.000 Oh, so glad there's not an overlay.
00:17:51.000 The baby was quoted as saying, my dad's gay?
00:17:53.000 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
00:17:55.000 They had Greta Thunberg?
00:18:00.000 I'm going to have to bleep you, because that's not a name we're allowed to say.
00:18:03.000 It's Stephen Merchant.
00:18:06.000 Finally, before we get to impeachment, this week a group of New Yorkers slept in Times Square to raise funds for a homeless charity.
00:18:13.000 A spokesman for the group was quoted as saying, hey, stop raping me!
00:18:18.000 It never works, by the way.
00:18:21.000 They don't so much honor requests.
00:18:23.000 Really?
00:18:23.000 What if it's like a firm... No.
00:18:26.000 No?
00:18:26.000 No, it's not very effective.
00:18:28.000 You'd be surprised.
00:18:29.000 By the way, actually, here we have an interview, I think, do we?
00:18:31.000 We have the exclusive interview with one of the homeless men in question from this event.
00:18:39.000 Can't you just give it to me in cash?
00:18:41.000 What, are you going to spend all night in my d**k off tent?
00:18:44.000 Well, there you have it, folks.
00:18:45.000 Perhaps we'll never know what happened that night in the tent.
00:18:49.000 Well, that seems like we spent far too much for on the field reporting.
00:18:53.000 All the way to New York.
00:18:54.000 Riveting, Stephen.
00:18:55.000 Seems like a misappropriation of my funds.
00:18:57.000 Riveting.
00:18:58.000 Since I signed the front of checks here, I should look at those more often.
00:19:02.000 So, let's go, okay, let's go into this segment.
00:19:07.000 Has this all confirmed the idea of the deep state?
00:19:09.000 Have you been following impeachment?
00:19:11.000 Okay, let's start with this.
00:19:12.000 This week, the Justice Department inspector, the Justice Department inspector general, sorry, Michael Horowitz, so many vowels.
00:19:22.000 There's lots of titles.
00:19:23.000 What's going on?
00:19:24.000 Released a report looking at the FBI's investigation of President Trump's campaign.
00:19:28.000 He was questioned about the report in a Senate hearing yesterday.
00:19:31.000 Let's see that real quick.
00:19:32.000 The inspector general found that when the FBI secretly opened an investigation into possible Russian influence of the Trump campaign in July 2016, it followed the rules about launching that kind of case.
00:19:44.000 The report says the FBI's court application made statements about Steele that were, quote, inaccurate, incomplete, and unsupported, overselling his value as a source and glossing over the fact that many claims he made were not checking out.
00:19:58.000 Yeah.
00:19:58.000 Claim some mistakes.
00:20:00.000 That's a funny word.
00:20:01.000 If you listen to some of the leftist shows, and I've been listening to, obviously, The Young Turks, Pod Save America, reading up at Vox and so on.
00:20:09.000 They're going to try and spin this as some minor procedural errors made by low-level FBI employees.
00:20:14.000 That's kind of the story that's been going out there, and I encourage you to go and read and watch further left sources because that is kind of the narrative that they've set.
00:20:21.000 Does it sound familiar to anybody when conservatives were targeted by the IRS?
00:20:25.000 Oh, it's low-level people.
00:20:26.000 It was a mistake.
00:20:27.000 We didn't do this.
00:20:28.000 Which, by the way, also lends itself to the fact that civil libertarians and a lot of Republicans always had a problem with the abuses of FISA.
00:20:34.000 If you could search which words we've used in this program, we've talked about Barack Obama and FISA several times.
00:20:41.000 I do think it's important to be consistent here.
00:20:45.000 Now, have you been following it in your lives?
00:20:46.000 Yeah, well, and I would say just to put it in context, right?
00:20:49.000 You know, the general audience isn't following the kind of legal standards and basis to do this, but just let's put this in normal terms.
00:20:55.000 If you've watched any show where there's some backroom shenanigans and someone gives some fake evidence to a judge to get a wiretap or do other things like that, this is exactly what they're saying happened here.
00:21:04.000 You had to falsify information to clear the hurdles to get extraordinary law enforcement remedies because you didn't actually have the evidence to get it.
00:21:13.000 And that's why I think the intellectual honesty of the report is that this is a serious failure.
00:21:18.000 I mean, this is ultimately unconstitutional law enforcement action.
00:21:22.000 Yes, and let's go through that step by step.
00:21:23.000 Let's go through the series of mistakes the FBI made, even if maybe the inspector in general
00:21:27.000 can't detect any pattern that might point to a motive.
00:21:30.000 Maybe we can.
00:21:31.000 So we would like to introduce this new segment called, Could it all be an accident?
00:21:34.000 Boy, that was out of 10.
00:21:49.000 Oh, yeah, that was really serious.
00:21:51.000 I will take conspiracy theories for 500 and ensuring that I am removed from the platform.
00:22:02.000 Okay, let's start with this.
00:22:04.000 There's a couple of claims.
00:22:05.000 Let's go through the claims.
00:22:05.000 One of the claims is that Comey and others were exonerated.
00:22:07.000 Democrats, left-wing media, they were quick to say that the IG report exonerated James Comey, right?
00:22:11.000 We have an overlay here.
00:22:13.000 The truth is that the inspector general said the report did Nothing even close to that.
00:22:18.000 The former FBI director James Comey said this week that your report vindicates him.
00:22:25.000 Is that a fair assessment of your report?
00:22:28.000 You know, I think the activities we found here don't vindicate anybody who touched this.
00:22:34.000 No, not at all.
00:22:35.000 That's entirely incorrect.
00:22:36.000 What?
00:22:36.000 They have a problem with reports here?
00:22:37.000 What's going on?
00:22:38.000 Like the Barr thing with no collusion?
00:22:39.000 No, no, they didn't say that and this didn't say something and they're saying it says something?
00:22:42.000 I don't want them to believe!
00:22:43.000 Barr is an example of collusion at the... corruption at the highest level as opposed to dozens of high-level employees at the FBI who systematically worked to undermine our presidency.
00:22:54.000 Just be... just be sure that you understand this.
00:22:56.000 Yeah, I just want to have it straight.
00:22:57.000 I want to make sure.
00:22:57.000 Thank you.
00:22:58.000 Let's move on to another claim, which I think is, you guys may remember this, but there were a lot of claims made, and it's kind of silly that we have to go back to this, but this is actually very important because of, I don't know if this is effectively falsified, we'll get some information that, to me, I'm not a lawyer, we have a lawyer seems falsified, but the context of this seems at the very least deliberately misleading some claims that people made regarding the infamous Russian peeing tape.
00:23:23.000 When you told him the contents of the Steele dossier, did you get the impression it was the first time he'd ever heard those allegations?
00:23:29.000 Yes, and I didn't give him the briefing on the whole Steele dossier.
00:23:32.000 My assignment was to brief him on a small part of it that was salacious and personal, and my sense was I didn't get a sense that he knew about those.
00:23:40.000 Why include that salacious part if it was something that you thought was, you know, not that necessary to the investigation?
00:23:48.000 Or did you think it was important that he knew?
00:23:50.000 We thought it was important that he knew, and I say we, meaning all the intelligence chiefs that put together the intelligence community assessment.
00:23:57.000 We thought it was important that he know, because we knew, and we don't want to be holding that back from the new president.
00:24:02.000 Did you believe his denial?
00:24:03.000 I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013.
00:24:13.000 It's possible, but I don't know.
00:24:15.000 And by the way, after that interview, Chuck Todd's goatee cocooned into a butterfly and flew away.
00:24:19.000 That's nice.
00:24:21.000 It's beautiful.
00:24:23.000 My jawline!
00:24:26.000 Here's the thing.
00:24:27.000 In case, just to summarize, Eric Comey was saying that it was his duty to brief the president about the pee tape and then claims that he thought it very well may have been true.
00:24:34.000 Let me explain this very clearly.
00:24:35.000 The FBI not only knew that the story had zero corroboration, they knew that it was in fact a joke.
00:24:42.000 The FBI interviewed SteelSource and asked Tim to corroborate the story, but the source, and I have a quote here, explained that his or her information came from word of mouth and hearsay, another quote, conversation that he or she had with friends over beers, and that some of the information such as allegations about Trump's sexual activities were statements he or she heard made in jest.
00:25:02.000 Oh my gosh.
00:25:03.000 Think of that for a second.
00:25:05.000 All you needed to do was make a joke.
00:25:07.000 And if it reflected badly enough on President Trump, the FBI would purposefully misrepresent it as though it was a credible allegation, all the way up to the director of the entire FBI, who would then brief the President himself on it.
00:25:21.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond, what kind of territory are we in there?
00:25:23.000 Well, especially when you get that they leaked that information in the same false spin.
00:25:28.000 You can see it's clearly an attempt to not only get past the normal standards that you would have in triggering law enforcement, wiretapping, and other type of information, Or other types of investigative tools.
00:25:38.000 But clearly an attempt not to try and get to the truth.
00:25:41.000 Right?
00:25:41.000 If you really were trying to get to the truth, you would have gone to the quote, to the source, and asked the source.
00:25:46.000 So here's the question that ultimately comes down to.
00:25:48.000 Did you forget to go check with the source?
00:25:50.000 Did you know you weren't checking with the source?
00:25:52.000 Or did you actually check with the source, but not bother to provide that information?
00:25:56.000 And the range of misdeeds there runs from grossly negligent in your duties as a law enforcement agency, and considering one of the top law enforcement agencies, Yeah.
00:26:03.000 to direct violation of your duties, knowing violation of your duties.
00:26:27.000 It was entirely made up from a joke!
00:26:30.000 The truth is worse than the very little leeway we were willing to give!
00:26:36.000 I'd say scraping the bottom of the barrel, but it's a bottomless barrel.
00:26:39.000 You're just like, you're way down into the dirt and you're looking up going, is that the f***ing barrel I was scraping through?
00:26:47.000 Is that there?
00:26:48.000 Wow!
00:26:49.000 That is far!
00:26:50.000 On the show Billions, you'd go to jail for this conduct.
00:26:52.000 This is true.
00:26:53.000 Also, Paul Giamatti's goatee would cocoon into a butterfly.
00:26:56.000 Oh, no, that one's a moth.
00:26:57.000 My jawline!
00:26:58.000 Pop, pop, Jimmy!
00:26:59.000 Okay.
00:27:00.000 Another claim that they make, the Steele dossier wasn't central to the FISA warrant.
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00:27:32.000 OK, let's move on here.
00:27:33.000 Another claim.
00:27:34.000 This is important because you're going to hear this from the Young Turks.
00:27:36.000 You're going to hear this from all these left sources, MSNBC, that the Steele dossier wasn't central to the FISA war.
00:27:42.000 In case you've forgotten, maybe you recall that Devin Nunes, the memo, claimed that the Steele dossier was an essential part of the evidence used to begin the FBI spying on Trump's campaign.
00:27:51.000 The Democrats claimed that this was absolutely not true.
00:27:54.000 The deputy director of the FBI, McCabe, testified before your committee in December of 2017 that no surveillance warrant to the FISA court would have been sought without the Steele dossier information.
00:28:10.000 Is that true?
00:28:12.000 That's a characterization that's not what Director McCabe actually said.
00:28:17.000 Well, I can't go into the details of what he said.
00:28:20.000 Essentially, his argument was, we look at this as a complete whole.
00:28:25.000 All the parts of the application are important.
00:28:28.000 Okay, so of course the entire leftist media, they piled on as well, claiming the Steele dossier was only a small part of the evidence.
00:28:33.000 Definitely not essential.
00:28:34.000 Not essential.
00:28:35.000 That's funny.
00:28:36.000 Here's the truth.
00:28:37.000 Not only did the IG report find that the dossier played a central, I want to read this as a quote, central in a people going, you can't get off, you can't get off prompter.
00:28:44.000 Today I am making sure that I am on this iPad because I don't want to get this wrong.
00:28:48.000 Do it.
00:28:50.000 When you're dealing with the FBI, kind of scary.
00:28:52.000 No, they can do anything they want.
00:28:54.000 They can make the mistakes, not you.
00:28:55.000 Found the dossier played a central and essential role in the FISA application.
00:28:59.000 When it came to Carter Page's, by the way, alleged Russia collusion,
00:29:03.000 the Steele dossier was the entire basis.
00:29:06.000 It wasn't a small basis, it wasn't a portion, it was the only basis.
00:29:11.000 There was no other basis.
00:29:13.000 I mean, do they really expect people to buy into this?
00:29:15.000 Like, it's a convenient lie for them to be, now that they have the FISA warrants
00:29:18.000 and now that we're down the road, to be like, oh no, that didn't matter at all.
00:29:21.000 We didn't base it on that.
00:29:22.000 Like, is anybody really buying that, looking back at a bill like I mean it legally is anybody
00:29:26.000 going to buy this and say no that wasn't a part of the deal
00:29:28.000 Well, I think part of the question here is whether or not anyone's going to hold a legal standard to, you know, Schiff and the others who have tried to say at one point, oh, look at how important this dossier is.
00:29:38.000 Oh, no, no.
00:29:39.000 Actually, no, no, no.
00:29:39.000 It wasn't important.
00:29:41.000 We really didn't put any stock into it, but that's actually one of the benefits here of our 24-hour news cycle and kind of the constant way that everyone's been pushing the questions.
00:29:49.000 Because on record, time and time again, Schiff and the others who have been pushing this, what was happening before, are being caught by their own words.
00:29:57.000 And so ultimately, whether or not Congress takes action or the DOJ takes action about those who pushed this, who got these FISA warrants illegally, essentially that's what it is.
00:30:07.000 If you falsify the evidence to provide the standards to get law enforcement tools, you have committed a crime.
00:30:12.000 And so whether or not they're going to be held accountable is a question, but really it's the voters.
00:30:17.000 Right.
00:30:17.000 It is the voters.
00:30:17.000 And by the way, I don't think they're going to be called on it from the media.
00:30:20.000 That's the problem.
00:30:20.000 Of course not.
00:30:21.000 They're going to be called it by this show.
00:30:22.000 I don't really think they care, and that's why people want to remove this show.
00:30:25.000 Good luck.
00:30:26.000 Okay.
00:30:27.000 Here's another claim that the Obama administration didn't use the dossier at all.
00:30:31.000 This came out this week, that they didn't use the dossier at all in their intelligence assessment.
00:30:34.000 Here you go.
00:30:35.000 Listen to that.
00:30:35.000 Do you know if the Bureau ever relied on the Steele dossier as part of any court filings?
00:30:41.000 I like Gowdy, but he's very pointy.
00:30:42.000 Petitions, leadings?
00:30:44.000 I have no awareness.
00:30:46.000 At all?
00:30:47.000 Complete, utterly unaware.
00:30:49.000 Did the CIA rely on it?
00:30:50.000 No.
00:30:51.000 Why not?
00:30:53.000 Because we didn't.
00:30:55.000 It wasn't part of the corpus of intelligence information that we had.
00:31:00.000 It was not in any way used as a basis for the intelligence community assessment that was done.
00:31:05.000 It was not.
00:31:09.000 By the way, they didn't trot out Gerald Ford's corpse.
00:31:12.000 That's CIA Director John Brennan, in case you didn't know.
00:31:16.000 I'm gonna sum up his answer.
00:31:17.000 Maybe.
00:31:18.000 No, no, he was saying no.
00:31:19.000 By the way, Gerald Ford, you know, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, where I lived for a long time.
00:31:22.000 There's a Grand Rapids... Gerald Ford Museum is in Grand Rapids.
00:31:25.000 Did you notice?
00:31:25.000 That Gerald name is fantastic.
00:31:27.000 I love it.
00:31:27.000 It's shaped like a pizza slice.
00:31:29.000 So it looks really big from the front, and you're like, oh, it's the Gerald Ford Museum.
00:31:32.000 I went in there.
00:31:33.000 About halfway through, there's random Elvis exhibits.
00:31:35.000 You're like, what is it going on?
00:31:37.000 And there's narrowing of the walls.
00:31:38.000 There's narrowing.
00:31:39.000 And they're like, hey, here's the king of rock and roll.
00:31:41.000 I thought I went into the Gerald Ford Museum.
00:31:44.000 And then there's a gift shop, and they're selling, like, velociraptor pillows.
00:31:47.000 And you're like, what the hell's going on?
00:31:48.000 I'm like, listen, let's be honest.
00:31:49.000 He didn't do a whole lot.
00:31:51.000 You've got to merchandise the guy.
00:31:53.000 So that was CIA Director John Brennan.
00:31:55.000 He was saying that they didn't even know about the Steele dossier, right?
00:31:58.000 The Obama administration, this is important to note, they all knew about the Steele dossier.
00:32:02.000 It was actually included as an appendix in the assessment itself.
00:32:06.000 Not only did they give the Steele dossier credit, it practically wrote the foreword.
00:32:11.000 Even further than that, by the way, Comey and McCabe fought to have it play an even more central role in the assessment, proactively.
00:32:19.000 So I want to be clear.
00:32:20.000 I mean, I don't know at what point lying constitutes a crime.
00:32:26.000 But I want you to research the sources for yourself.
00:32:28.000 OK, we have to cycle through this, because we have Tim Pool coming up pretty quick to talk about the new YouTube policies.
00:32:33.000 Here's another claim they make, that the FISA warrant was obtained completely honestly on the up and up.
00:32:38.000 I have total confidence that the FISA process was followed and that the entire case was handled in a thoughtful, responsible way by DOJ and the FBI.
00:32:47.000 I think the notion that FISA was abused here is nonsense.
00:32:51.000 Okay, so this is pretty important and let me know if it's a little confusing and maybe Bill you can help clarify because it's confusing for me sometimes and I work in this industry.
00:33:00.000 The FBI created fraudulent evidence to obtain the warrant.
00:33:03.000 Carter Page was actually acting as an informant for the CIA during these Russia meetings.
00:33:06.000 The FBI knew that.
00:33:06.000 make that claim and substantiate it, just pause, or if you don't have the time, fast
00:33:10.000 forward four seconds.
00:33:11.000 Carter Page, okay, was actually acting as an informant for the CIA during these Russia
00:33:16.000 meetings, okay?
00:33:17.000 The FBI knew that.
00:33:18.000 So to be clear, the FBI omitted that information from the FISA applications and even used Carter's
00:33:24.000 connection to those Russian contacts as evidence against him.
00:33:28.000 Think of that for a second.
00:33:29.000 They knew.
00:33:30.000 So it's like, OK, go out there.
00:33:31.000 You're going to have contacts.
00:33:32.000 You're going to be an informant working with the Russians.
00:33:34.000 And then afterwards, we're going to hang you out to the dry and say, look, look, there's an informant with the Russians.
00:33:38.000 Yeah, it's like taking Donnie Brasco and saying, sir, you're in coups with a mob.
00:33:41.000 You're arrested now.
00:33:42.000 Right.
00:33:43.000 Do you think I'm a rat?
00:33:44.000 Yes.
00:33:44.000 If Al Pacino leaves his cross in the top drawer, that means he's going out alone to die.
00:33:50.000 Let him go.
00:33:50.000 Powerful scene.
00:33:52.000 Powerful scene in that film.
00:33:55.000 That's when Al Pacino wasn't playing an Al Pacino character.
00:33:57.000 That's just when he was actually good.
00:33:58.000 Did you guys, by the way, see the recent movie with Al Pacino?
00:34:02.000 The Irishman?
00:34:03.000 Did you see Al Pacino play Jimmy Hoffa?
00:34:06.000 No.
00:34:06.000 It's the most offensively bad performance.
00:34:10.000 He goes from trying, he's sitting there talking like this, trying to do a Midwestern accent here, and then he goes to you, motherfucker!
00:34:18.000 I swear to you, like he actually said that in the movie.
00:34:19.000 Going back to him.
00:34:20.000 Is this, wait, is this Scarface?
00:34:22.000 I don't know, it's like... I drew my inspiration from... Talk Day afternoon!
00:34:28.000 But it's Jimmy Hoffa!
00:34:29.000 I don't care!
00:34:30.000 Sounds like Bernie almost.
00:34:32.000 Just a little bit.
00:34:33.000 So here's why I am saying this definitively, that they falsified information.
00:34:39.000 The FBI emailed the CIA to check if Page was working with them.
00:34:42.000 They confirmed that Page was a source.
00:34:44.000 That Page was a source.
00:34:46.000 But an FBI lawyer, and then I want to go to my lawyer, he's a lawyer, An FBI lawyer actually altered the text of the email to say he was not a source.
00:34:57.000 To be clear, okay, it said was a source initially.
00:35:02.000 FBI lawyer changed the text to read not a source.
00:35:06.000 By the way, lawyer now under criminal investigation.
00:35:08.000 How far does that go, Half-Asian Lawyer?
00:35:10.000 Can I make the claim that that is falsifying evidence, changing the word yes to no?
00:35:15.000 I mean, yes.
00:35:17.000 Okay, all right.
00:35:18.000 Wow, that was quick.
00:35:20.000 I don't want to run afoul of YouTube's policies.
00:35:22.000 But here again is the thing.
00:35:24.000 How are they going to try and spin this and say, oh, it was just a mistake, oh, it's just a low-level lawyer for the FBI, just an intern.
00:35:33.000 Hit the delete button for S-A-W, and then I accidentally typed in N-O-T.
00:35:41.000 I don't know.
00:35:41.000 I spilled coffee on the keyboard.
00:35:42.000 I don't know what happened.
00:35:44.000 That's the last time I use a Dell.
00:35:47.000 Gateway.
00:35:49.000 Only Gateway.
00:35:50.000 Is Gateway still around?
00:35:52.000 No.
00:35:53.000 He's under criminal investigation.
00:35:54.000 I understand the optics.
00:35:55.000 There's the court of public opinion.
00:35:58.000 This is a lie.
00:35:58.000 This seems like it would be something that could be prosecuted.
00:36:01.000 These are the types of things where, you know, we call it the fruit of the poisonous tree is a legal term, right?
00:36:05.000 If you, in the common parlance of like the Fourth Amendment and other constitutional issues, you have to establish that if early in the chain of creating evidence or taking certain action by the government, the government takes wrong action.
00:36:16.000 Then the rest of the information that comes from that, the fruit of the poisonous tree, is now poisoned as well, right?
00:36:21.000 It's tainted.
00:36:22.000 And here, when you look at Comey, Comey understood the problem with that.
00:36:25.000 That's why back in December of 2018, he's saying, no, no, no, don't worry, the tree is not poisoned.
00:36:32.000 Everything's great, we fertilized it with great stuff, except they fertilized it with bullsh**.
00:36:36.000 And that's the problem.
00:36:37.000 And then Eve tried to eat from it again.
00:36:39.000 It was terrible.
00:36:39.000 It was terrible.
00:36:40.000 Over and over and over.
00:36:44.000 Still angry about that, huh?
00:36:45.000 And then she would write a biography on Adele.
00:36:48.000 Okay.
00:36:48.000 This is also something else, because we have to get going.
00:36:50.000 People say, you know, if you can't say something better than the guy who said it before you, plagiarize him.
00:36:54.000 The good thing is, as a host of a late night show, it's not considered plagiarizing when I just run a clip.
00:36:57.000 So let's just hear Senator Ted Cruz sum this up perfectly.
00:37:01.000 A lawyer at the FBI creates fraudulent evidence, alters an email, that is in turn used as the basis for a sworn statement to the court that the court relies on.
00:37:13.000 Am I stating that accurately?
00:37:15.000 That's correct.
00:37:16.000 That is what occurred.
00:37:19.000 That seems pretty damning here.
00:37:21.000 I have a question.
00:37:22.000 At some point, we talk about public trust a lot, but with the tax thing, when they were saying it's not a tax, it's not a penalty for the healthcare deal that they were doing, there was no penalty for that.
00:37:31.000 They actually went to the Supreme Court, argued against themselves, and nothing happened.
00:37:35.000 This, on the other hand, like you said, Bill, there are legal ramifications, or very well should be, for them lying to get this evidence into court, to get the FISA warrants and then to go on.
00:37:44.000 At what point does the public say, I just don't trust anybody.
00:37:47.000 The FBI, the IRS, Congress, everybody, we always don't.
00:37:51.000 I don't trust anybody.
00:37:52.000 Who do you go to now?
00:37:53.000 Who do you go to, for example, if the FBI and CIA, if they act this way?
00:37:57.000 But here's the thing I want to say.
00:37:59.000 There are organizations, and I know people in the FBI and have spoken directly with them.
00:38:04.000 who are dedicated to the idea that the FBI is nonpartisan, that regardless of the party.
00:38:10.000 So when people say, you know, I think this is the issue where people take this and say that Deep State
00:38:15.000 is a conspiracy that makes it crazy, but when you look at the core of it,
00:38:18.000 the nugget of truth is, are there individuals within large organizations that are seeking
00:38:23.000 to take every benefit of the doubt against the president?
00:38:26.000 And oftentimes willing to nudge over the line, change a few words, do a few things
00:38:31.000 that snowball into something very bad from a public PR perspective or something false in order to
00:38:36.000 get it.
00:38:37.000 So do I believe that there's some wide-ranging conspiracy with thousands of individuals with the FBI?
00:38:42.000 No, I don't think so.
00:38:42.000 I think the day-to-day people who are there in these organizations are working to do good by the American people.
00:38:47.000 It's these few individuals that need to be investigated deeply who are trying to shift, using the power they have, to change a few emails, to leak a few bits of information, to withhold a little bit of key data in order to create a vision of what they want in order to impact the presidency.
00:39:02.000 Yeah, but not low-level people either.
00:39:04.000 No, not even low-level people.
00:39:06.000 Exactly.
00:39:07.000 Think about it.
00:39:07.000 The more powerful they are, you don't need 20 powerful people to make a big impact.
00:39:12.000 You only need one powerful person to send one email that's altered.
00:39:15.000 Especially with a complicit media.
00:39:17.000 You only need one powerful person in the FBI who knows that the Russian peeing prostitute bit is a joke to leak it to Chuck Todd caterpillar mouth and he goes, we're going to run with this.
00:39:25.000 It only requires one person.
00:39:26.000 This is unprecedented, though.
00:39:28.000 This is unprecedented to have these people in these positions of power over, as you've said, other good Americans who want to serve their country in these bureaus, in these wings of our federal government, to obviously one extent or another, depending on which division we're talking about right now.
00:39:42.000 This is unprecedented for people wielding that kind of power to be complicit with a media who don't care to do any fact-checking.
00:39:49.000 It's hard for us to fact-check their claims because they never list them.
00:39:53.000 Right.
00:39:53.000 That's why we try to list them for you.
00:39:54.000 No sources anywhere.
00:39:55.000 If I'm not mistaken, I think we have one more clip, right?
00:39:57.000 Yep.
00:39:57.000 Okay, let's go to one last clip and then go.
00:39:59.000 There is such a range of conduct here that is inexplicable, and the answers we got were not satisfactory, that we're left trying to understand how could all these errors have occurred over a nine-month period or so among three teams hand-picked One of the highest profile, if not the highest profile case in the FBI, going to the very top of the organization involving a presidential campaign.
00:40:24.000 That is a great question.
00:40:27.000 And that's why it begs, could this all be an accident?
00:40:30.000 How could these inexplicable errors, or at least they haven't been explained yet, all occur going up to the very top of the organization?
00:40:37.000 Was it just a sloppy investigation?
00:40:38.000 Or do all of these errors, it could just be a sloppy investigation.
00:40:42.000 Except when you account for the fact here that all of the errors tilt in a certain direction, one that's anti-President Trump.
00:40:48.000 Can you, let me ask you this, can you find anything to the contrary in the last six months?
00:40:55.000 Remember the outrage over Barr's review of the Mueller report?
00:41:00.000 People demanded that he be ousted for his conclusion obtained from the totality of information available.
00:41:05.000 They saw that as corruption at the highest level possible.
00:41:08.000 But what about all of these missteps, or sometimes deliberate inaccuracies, in the most powerful bureaus of government?
00:41:16.000 Nothing?
00:41:17.000 And again, I think what's most important here is every time we get more information, it gets worse for the Democrats right now in these impeachment proceedings.
00:41:24.000 That's why I think they're handing Donald Trump the election.
00:41:27.000 I wish this weren't going on, because I think it makes a mockery of our entire, not only judicial system, but the entire system of American government.
00:41:34.000 Schoolhouse Rock should be rolling over in its grave right now.
00:41:37.000 This is absolutely unreal to me, but like you talked about with the IRS investigating people, the IRS being used as a tool from Barack Obama to audit conservatives.
00:41:46.000 Here's one thing, too, that I think... Because you can audit a ham sandwich, right?
00:41:49.000 That's the old kind of adage.
00:41:51.000 People say, you can audit a ham sandwich and find something wrong.
00:41:52.000 And that's kind of true.
00:41:54.000 There was a story, someone just lost his home because he was $8 under on property taxes, right?
00:41:58.000 That's scary to everybody, where you go, well, there's a certain amount of power where the government can find something that you've done wrong.
00:42:04.000 Here's why this is scary though, because if they don't find something that you've done wrong, they will make it up.
00:42:10.000 Whether it's Russian pissing prostitutes, or changing from did know about the Steele dossier to did not know about the Steele dossier, this has gone beyond someone making a mistake and a political enemy capitalizing on it, this has gone to the most Powerful wings of government, arguably, in Washington, DC, now deliberately fabricating or misleading investigations for reasons of political expediency.
00:42:35.000 It is terrifying, and it sets a terrifying precedent that we should all be concerned about.
00:42:41.000 Speaking of terrifying, Tim Pool is coming up.
00:42:43.000 I'm uneasy about the hat.
00:42:44.000 Me too.
00:42:44.000 More so YouTube's policies.
00:42:59.000 I had her coffee beans in my sternum!
00:43:01.000 I've been watching CNN all morning and I'm going to do it for 16 hours.
00:43:03.000 16 hours. Hey guys, what's up?
00:43:25.000 We got an idea.
00:43:26.000 A bright idea!
00:43:27.000 Lay it on me.
00:43:28.000 It's a commercial for Black Rifle Coffee Company.
00:43:31.000 We're gonna show everybody how good the coffee is by beating your black ass.
00:43:36.000 Yeah, coffee's so good, you're gonna forget we just beat your ass.
00:43:40.000 I just, I don't know.
00:43:42.000 Come on, soak up the brains of the idea we got going.
00:43:45.000 Come on, man.
00:43:45.000 You can be the hero.
00:43:46.000 I'm going to hold your arms back while Keith punches you in the stomach.
00:43:50.000 No, I'm going to punch him in the face.
00:43:52.000 No, I don't think any of this is necessary.
00:43:53.000 It's not going to fit the brand.
00:43:55.000 It's going to work.
00:43:55.000 Trust me.
00:43:56.000 Well, we can run it by Steven, but I don't think he's going to be into it.
00:43:59.000 OK.
00:43:59.000 Yeah, sure.
00:44:00.000 Trust me.
00:44:00.000 There he is right there.
00:44:01.000 Let's go ask him.
00:44:02.000 Yeah, go ask him.
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00:44:22.000 It's not just lip service, and that's all great, okay?
00:44:24.000 I understand it.
00:44:25.000 That being said, I'm pretty persnickety about my coffee.
00:44:27.000 Maybe I'll do some coffee videos in the future.
00:44:29.000 I'm pretty nerdy.
00:44:30.000 I weigh it out.
00:44:31.000 I do espresso.
00:44:31.000 I do AeroPress.
00:44:32.000 Anyone out there, you tell me your favorite method of making coffee.
00:44:35.000 If it sucked, I would have nothing to do with it.
00:44:39.000 Their coffee is pretty damn good.
00:44:40.000 I really like the vintage rows.
00:44:41.000 It's the green bag with the... Can I say that?
00:44:43.000 Do they have it?
00:44:44.000 I want to make... Okay, Black Rifle, if you're watching, don't sell all of it.
00:44:47.000 Save some of it.
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00:44:50.000 They have the best coffee and the best mission of coffee companies out there.
00:44:54.000 Don't buy Maxwell House, because you'd be a dick.
00:44:58.000 Alright everyone, let's...
00:45:00.000 ...in a...
00:45:00.000 ...sing-off!
00:45:01.000 KIDDOO!
00:45:02.000 Don't do what I...
00:45:03.000 ...are you gonna come...
00:45:04.000 ...to my...
00:45:04.000 ...my hair!
00:45:05.000 ...sat...
00:45:05.000 ...and say goodbye...
00:45:06.000 ...my...
00:45:06.000 ...my hair!
00:45:07.000 Uhhhh...
00:45:09.000 I don't know what this was.
00:45:10.000 This would be a horrible way to shoot.
00:45:11.000 It's like an old Gatling gun.
00:45:15.000 It's very cool.
00:45:16.000 Have you ever actually just like, when you breathe at the range, how much the sight changes?
00:45:20.000 Could you imagine trying to hit a target like this?
00:45:22.000 Yeah, they'd pull you off and be like, sir, step away from the range.
00:45:24.000 That's why I've never understood the sideways guy.
00:45:25.000 I'm like, there's no way to do this accurately.
00:45:28.000 So our next guest, you know him, and I mean, most of you love him.
00:45:31.000 Not everyone loves him.
00:45:32.000 Not everyone loves every guest.
00:45:33.000 I should stop saying that.
00:45:34.000 You know him.
00:45:34.000 Some of you like him.
00:45:35.000 Some of you can take him or leave him.
00:45:38.000 Follow him on the YouTube at YouTube.com slash TimCast.
00:45:41.000 He has several very popular channels.
00:45:43.000 And he also, beforehand, he was correcting me.
00:45:46.000 He has something, and he's been working through it.
00:45:49.000 He had an ulceration due to anus.
00:45:52.000 I'm not entirely sure.
00:45:53.000 Tim Poole is here, and you sound like death.
00:45:56.000 What happened with your voice box?
00:45:59.000 Well, my voice is just dying because I work every single day.
00:46:02.000 I have no days off, so you talk a lot, and I do.
00:46:06.000 But thank you for letting everyone know about my dental work.
00:46:09.000 Oh, I'm sorry!
00:46:10.000 I didn't know that was in confidence.
00:46:11.000 He has a canker sore, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46:13.000 He brushed his teeth with aim.
00:46:14.000 I had a root canal, and I got lucky, and the anesthetic resulted in an ulceration.
00:46:22.000 It just means my mouth hurts.
00:46:25.000 No, that is terrible.
00:46:26.000 I bit through my lip one time from jujitsu, and then it turned into a really, really, really bad canker sore.
00:46:32.000 That's what canker sores are, microscopic kind of abrasions, and then it got really bad.
00:46:35.000 But when you say ulceration, it makes me think of Vincent Price in the Alice Cooper album.
00:46:39.000 He goes, this is the brown recluse.
00:46:43.000 His bite causes creeping ulcerations of the skin.
00:46:48.000 Isn't he delicious?
00:46:49.000 That's in the album.
00:46:50.000 For people who haven't heard, welcome to my nightmare.
00:46:52.000 That's my only familiarity with the word alteration.
00:46:55.000 Tim Pool.
00:46:57.000 Everyone, please follow him.
00:46:58.000 You released videos this week regarding the new YouTube guidelines.
00:47:04.000 I don't want you to speak out of turn at all.
00:47:06.000 So explain to people who don't know, kind of let them in on what's been going on, because you've been in the loop in Silicon Valley with people at Google and these companies for a long time.
00:47:15.000 The rules are arbitrary.
00:47:16.000 They'll ban you for no reason.
00:47:17.000 There you go.
00:47:20.000 These ulcerations have really lent themselves to brevity.
00:47:24.000 I can't talk.
00:47:24.000 It hurts too much.
00:47:25.000 So they're going to ban you.
00:47:27.000 Got it.
00:47:29.000 The new rule is basically your fault.
00:47:31.000 Thanks, Steve, for being snarky with other YouTubers.
00:47:37.000 But no, honestly, I got to say, obviously, they're responding to what happened with you and Carlos Maza.
00:47:44.000 And the first and most important thing, I think all of your fans recognize, they said you broke no rules.
00:47:50.000 They punish you anyway.
00:47:51.000 Right.
00:47:51.000 I think the new rules they're putting out are completely pointless if that's what they're going to do.
00:47:55.000 And they've done it before and they'll do it again.
00:47:57.000 And they've done it to me.
00:47:58.000 And they retroactively apply rules to ban channels.
00:48:01.000 We get it.
00:48:02.000 We get it.
00:48:02.000 It's pointless.
00:48:05.000 Yeah.
00:48:05.000 For the sake for the sake of clarity.
00:48:07.000 OK.
00:48:08.000 What they're saying now is veiled threats or like animating some kind of violent activity directed at somebody is a bannable offense or guideline strike.
00:48:19.000 But the most alarming is that they're saying repeated harassing behavior that doesn't violate the rules could constitute suspension from the YouTube Partner Program and it could result in guideline strikes and eventual, you know, termination.
00:48:34.000 They're basically saying what you did.
00:48:37.000 That reads like an at reply when you put it like that.
00:48:41.000 Well, so what happened with you and Carlos is you were responding... Don't say the name, please!
00:48:46.000 Stop!
00:48:47.000 Beautiful embrace.
00:48:51.000 So here's the thing.
00:48:53.000 You can criticize people, but apparently they're saying if you criticize someone too often, that could be harassment.
00:49:01.000 And you might, the rules specifically state, what they put out, you're not breaking the rule, but you're butting up against it.
00:49:09.000 So it's like, I'll tell you what man.
00:49:11.000 I don't understand that as a rule.
00:49:13.000 It's like at a pool, it's like no running next to the pool, but jogging maybe?
00:49:18.000 Well, no, they're saying, right, right, it's like, no running, brisk walking is okay, but if you brisk walk more than enough than we arbitrarily decide, then we're gonna tell you you are running, and, you know, that's bad, so you're bad.
00:49:32.000 And then you say, wait, hold a second, you guys have a pool?
00:49:34.000 They say, no, we don't, we're just putting this out for future reference.
00:49:37.000 But I'll let some people in on a big secret, right?
00:49:40.000 I know a lot of people at Google, I've known a lot of people for a long time.
00:49:43.000 Back in, like, 2011, I had Google people reach out to me, Because of the live stream work I was doing.
00:49:48.000 I've actually consulted Google dozens of times.
00:49:52.000 They have liked me a lot.
00:49:54.000 We'll see how this goes in the future.
00:49:56.000 I've had like four pairs of Google Glass.
00:49:59.000 I even had someone from Google send me a cutting edge iPod Touch back in the day.
00:50:05.000 I know some people there I have respect for.
00:50:07.000 And I'll tell you what I think is happening based on what they've told me going back to 2011.
00:50:10.000 Did it come with that shitty YouTube album?
00:50:13.000 Sorry, you too.
00:50:14.000 Yeah, the one that they put on every time.
00:50:19.000 Of course it did!
00:50:20.000 Oh, that was a bad day for everyone who was using iPhones.
00:50:24.000 We were loyal for years only to get... No!
00:50:28.000 No!
00:50:30.000 Sorry.
00:50:31.000 It was right around the time they were phasing out the iPods anyway.
00:50:33.000 Right.
00:50:34.000 But hey, I was flattered.
00:50:35.000 It was a YouTube iPod.
00:50:37.000 And I got like a thing and a thank you note.
00:50:39.000 And these are good people.
00:50:40.000 I think they're good people.
00:50:42.000 Some of them have left.
00:50:43.000 And probably for some obvious reasons, you know, things have been changing a bit.
00:50:47.000 But back in the day, this is back in 2013.
00:50:50.000 I was told by someone at Google that they felt Netflix was displacing them.
00:50:57.000 And that's what their concern was and what they were targeting.
00:51:00.000 I said, that's not true.
00:51:02.000 Your market is not Netflix.
00:51:04.000 Your market is a community.
00:51:05.000 It's individuals.
00:51:07.000 But they don't see it that way.
00:51:08.000 And they never have.
00:51:09.000 So I think, if I was going to make a bet for the long term of what's going to happen, you look back at the data.
00:51:16.000 November 2010.
00:51:17.000 The top YouTubers, 80%, were homegrown personalities.
00:51:21.000 Started on YouTube, got famous.
00:51:23.000 Today, around 20%.
00:51:24.000 They're slowly replacing the top channels, and it's not necessarily on purpose.
00:51:29.000 Obviously, if, you know, Taylor Swift is now interested, she's gonna get millions of subs, nothing you can do about it.
00:51:35.000 But YouTube's changing the rules in ways that will negatively impact a lot of homegrown behavior and content styles.
00:51:42.000 We already saw one guy, Famous YouTuber this morning had a video taken down because it was bullying.
00:51:49.000 When in reality, it's like snarky, comedic, you know, roasting.
00:51:53.000 Is this the video about, uh, I think we have what we're having about Leafly from iDubbbz?
00:51:57.000 Yeah.
00:51:57.000 Yeah.
00:51:58.000 Because he was, he was...
00:51:59.000 And he specifically said, yeah, he specifically was addressing a guy named Leafly.
00:52:02.000 I'm not super familiar with all YouTubers, but I do know them.
00:52:05.000 He was specifically addressing Leafly for making fun of an autistic person.
00:52:09.000 Yeah.
00:52:10.000 And so then he went full bore and ironically bullied this other YouTuber who was bullying people with disabilities.
00:52:17.000 And the one who was bullying the disability bullier had his video removed.
00:52:21.000 Do I have that correct?
00:52:23.000 I think it's leafy.
00:52:25.000 I think you got it.
00:52:26.000 Yes.
00:52:27.000 I gotta be honest.
00:52:28.000 You know, I know of them peripherally as well.
00:52:30.000 I'm not like somebody who follows their content, but the way it was framed was it's a bullying video and YouTube, it's gone.
00:52:36.000 So here's another thing about the rules that I find worrying.
00:52:40.000 I mean, first of all, like I said, rules don't matter.
00:52:42.000 If they're going to ban you, they're going to ban you.
00:52:44.000 Right.
00:52:45.000 But a veiled or implied threat What if I said, oh man, you better be careful around those Antifa people, man.
00:52:51.000 If you wear a Trump hat, they're going to come and they'll mess you up, if you know what I mean.
00:52:55.000 Are they going to claim that I'm threatening you by saying that?
00:52:58.000 If I say like, hey, I'm warning you, man, you got to be careful when you do that, someone might come and hurt you.
00:53:03.000 Right.
00:53:04.000 So sometimes a warning can be a veiled threat.
00:53:07.000 The rules are arbitrary.
00:53:10.000 Here's what I think is going to happen.
00:53:12.000 YouTube wants to be Google's version of Netflix.
00:53:15.000 You got Apple, the new streaming service.
00:53:17.000 You've got Hulu.
00:53:18.000 And what does Google have?
00:53:20.000 YouTube.
00:53:21.000 So they have a bunch of what they would view as like not top tier, high profile celebrities.
00:53:27.000 It's obvious when Jimmy Kimmel gets in the trending tab and you don't, for instance.
00:53:31.000 And Jimmy Kimmel can talk about things that we would get banned from talking about.
00:53:34.000 So we get it.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, no, that's absolutely true.
00:53:36.000 And I think it also, by the way, is kind of sad because this is something that I had to sort of connect with, and I'm sure you have as well, younger people who watch this show.
00:53:43.000 And our biggest demographic on this show is I don't exactly know how they break down, but the bulk is
00:53:49.000 between 18 and 35.
00:53:52.000 Between 18 and 35.
00:53:53.000 Then our second biggest demographic is between 35 and 45.
00:53:56.000 And then I think after that it's like the 13 to 18 year olds.
00:53:59.000 So which is the exact sort of reverse mirror of like Fox News or most conservative content.
00:54:05.000 And when I meet young people who are familiar with the show.
00:54:09.000 It's very different.
00:54:09.000 A lot of older people, they mean to go like, oh yeah, I love your videos.
00:54:12.000 Young people, they see YouTubers as movie stars.
00:54:15.000 To them, that is the big show.
00:54:17.000 More young people wanted to be YouTubers than actors.
00:54:19.000 And to me, sort of, let's disregard this whole idea of the censorship or the culture of intimidation for a second.
00:54:25.000 To me, that is undervaluing your greatest asset, as this entire generation looks to these people as the most important content creators.
00:54:33.000 They would care more about someone like PewDiePie than a George Lucas.
00:54:36.000 They'd be more impressed.
00:54:37.000 Yeah.
00:54:38.000 Yeah.
00:54:39.000 So YouTube is... Here's my bet.
00:54:41.000 My bet is in the long term.
00:54:43.000 The rules will continually be built to favor top-tier, multi-million dollar studios.
00:54:49.000 It's not just the rules, though.
00:54:50.000 It's the whole structure.
00:54:51.000 It's the algorithm.
00:54:52.000 You want to know why I work every single day with no day off?
00:54:56.000 Because you're part Asian.
00:54:58.000 Yes.
00:54:58.000 That's exactly it.
00:55:02.000 Work ethic.
00:55:03.000 It's because the algorithm favors those who produce the most.
00:55:06.000 Right.
00:55:06.000 And so this benefits big production studios who can crank out, you know, half an hour TV show every day, but not, you know, most YouTubers will spend a week on a video.
00:55:16.000 Right.
00:55:16.000 Because I do, you know, off the cuff political commentary, it's really easy for me to record a video on my thoughts.
00:55:22.000 Yeah.
00:55:23.000 They hate that.
00:55:24.000 It's not what YouTube wanted this algorithm to produce.
00:55:28.000 They thought, if we make an algorithm that benefits daily, long-form content, we're going to get The Mandalorian.
00:55:33.000 We're going to get Game of Thrones.
00:55:34.000 Instead, they got dude in his bedroom ranting about the Democrats.
00:55:37.000 Yes, exactly.
00:55:38.000 Right.
00:55:39.000 So, yeah.
00:55:40.000 So, so they can't just get rid of everybody.
00:55:45.000 It is a big portion of the platform.
00:55:47.000 So I think the rules are slowly being tweaked to make it harder and harder until people burn out, give up, or get banned.
00:55:53.000 And that's actually something that people are studying now.
00:55:55.000 And I will say this, a lot of people go like, oh, oh, you're complaining.
00:55:58.000 You know, YouTube burnout is a new phenomenon from not just YouTube, but social media.
00:56:02.000 People who work on social media who are social media sort of figure, I guess you would say So, what do you call them, public figures?
00:56:09.000 Not figureheads, but people who are big on social media now.
00:56:12.000 It's a new class of performer.
00:56:13.000 But typically speaking, performers do not have to cut a bunch of content every single day.
00:56:17.000 Tom Cruise goes to Prague, shoots a film for four or five months.
00:56:21.000 Runs around.
00:56:22.000 Then he runs around a whole lot.
00:56:23.000 Maybe fractures an ankle because he had his bird bones.
00:56:26.000 And then after that, he gets a nice long break.
00:56:29.000 And now they're studying this, this idea of, you know, YouTube burnout.
00:56:32.000 And this is because people cannot sustain it.
00:56:35.000 Independent content creators.
00:56:36.000 And that's one thing, too.
00:56:37.000 We've done this show.
00:56:38.000 A lot of people are like, I don't know how you do it.
00:56:39.000 This is why Mug Club is important.
00:56:41.000 It's how we sustain it.
00:56:41.000 Because we have 15 people here on staff.
00:56:44.000 The reason the quality, the production value is good is because we invested first, kind of planning for this, going this is the way I always thought it was going.
00:56:53.000 It's expensive.
00:56:54.000 And it requires a lot of work from a lot of people.
00:56:56.000 Most people can't compete if they're coming up right now and don't have something like that yet.
00:57:00.000 It's scary.
00:57:03.000 Yup, but I'll tell you what, man.
00:57:04.000 For me, maybe it's because you mentioned I'm part Asian, or I'm just insane.
00:57:09.000 I don't necessarily believe that every change is intentionally like, we're going to destroy Tim Pool and the political people.
00:57:18.000 But I think, for me, I'm going to run on this treadmill until my feet are bloody.
00:57:23.000 I'm not going to stop.
00:57:24.000 I record six segments per day.
00:57:25.000 It's about an hour and a half of content.
00:57:28.000 Ben Shapiro does like three hours.
00:57:29.000 He's got me, you know.
00:57:31.000 Yeah, but he does it on radio.
00:57:32.000 You're just talking, and then someone sells an ad for catheters.
00:57:36.000 That's basically what I do.
00:57:38.000 I pull up articles, I comment, and I give my thoughts on them.
00:57:41.000 So yeah, most people wouldn't want your workload.
00:57:44.000 And I will say this too about like for me, what I always used to really be upset about, I wasn't as naturally talented.
00:57:50.000 I'd be like, man, I got to work three times as hard.
00:57:52.000 And I realized that was kind of my skill set.
00:57:54.000 My talent was that I was willing to work longer and harder.
00:57:57.000 And that's something that you do as well, too.
00:57:59.000 I mean, I know, obviously, you're a smart guy, and you're entertaining, so people want to watch you.
00:58:04.000 But that is a skill set.
00:58:05.000 That is valuable.
00:58:06.000 That being said, when people go like, ah, I wish I could be paid to talk to a camera, well, do you wish you could be paid for a 15-hour day for five years of your life without any breaks?
00:58:15.000 Because I know that's what Tim Pool goes through, and almost every top YouTube creator, unless they had a viral video about cats.
00:58:20.000 There's an exception for every rule.
00:58:22.000 Nothing we do will ever top it.
00:58:23.000 Nothing we do will ever top turtle-humping a work boot.
00:58:26.000 And we accept that.
00:58:27.000 I'll throw in some good little politics here.
00:58:30.000 I think one of the things that separates me from like your average leftist is that I recognize the importance of grit.
00:58:38.000 There's a TED talk from this teacher, and they actually test the controlled for factors like intelligence, race, gender, income, and they found the only thing that guaranteed success was perseverance, your willingness to not give up.
00:58:53.000 So that to me, You know, when you ignore that fact, you create this world of oppression where the only reason you failed is because the color of your skin.
00:59:01.000 Not true at all.
00:59:02.000 It may be harder.
00:59:03.000 It may be easier.
00:59:03.000 Who knows?
00:59:04.000 Obviously, a dude who gets a million dollar loan from his dad will have an easier go of starting a real estate business than a guy who grew up in the gutter.
00:59:10.000 But the only reason you're going to succeed is because you actually refuse to give up.
00:59:14.000 Right.
00:59:14.000 No, I think that's true.
00:59:15.000 And I know that you can't say this about yourself, but I've talked with you quite a few times out there and I know that Tim Pool has an unbelievable work ethic.
00:59:21.000 And listen, this whole industry is littered with the corpses of people who couldn't keep it up or refuse to keep it up.
00:59:27.000 Someone like you does.
00:59:28.000 I appreciate that.
00:59:29.000 I respect that about you.
00:59:30.000 And I'm not even going to do a web extended today because I know your voice is very hoarse.
00:59:34.000 Start using Sensodyne.
00:59:35.000 My dentist told me that.
00:59:36.000 It's not an endorsement, not a paid, but I got rid of my canker sores.
00:59:39.000 YouTube.com slash TimCast.
00:59:43.000 Mr. Poole, I hope you keep people posted, and I hope your channel continues to grow and thrive, sir.
00:59:48.000 Thanks, man.
00:59:49.000 Thanks for having me.
00:59:49.000 Absolutely.
00:59:50.000 We'll be back after this.
00:59:51.000 I think I have a crank up.
00:59:53.000 If I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving.
01:00:09.000 you You are, you are pleasuring the animal.
01:00:13.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:14.000 And I heard there was a debate on this.
01:00:15.000 There's no debate.
01:00:16.000 I'm ending the debate.
01:00:17.000 I don't have my gavel with me, but... Nine, nine, nine!
01:00:20.000 No way.
01:00:21.000 Like, how much can a man withstand a hot girl saying over and over again, I'm gonna say ****.
01:00:21.000 No way.
01:00:25.000 I'm gonna say ****.
01:00:27.000 Because, like, so there's, like, with the case that we covered where there was, like, a guy or a girl or something that was pleasuring a horse, and the horse came to a conclusion, right?
01:00:36.000 So, who got hot?
01:00:37.000 That looks like the longest arm in the world.
01:00:39.000 And right there, there's no way I would hook up with him.
01:00:42.000 I think, no, no, no way, man.
01:00:43.000 I don't want to find out what's going on downstairs.
01:00:46.000 I mean, if you really asked a horse, did you mind?
01:00:49.000 The answer's gotta be, no!
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01:03:09.000 That was called the Bing in honor of Bing Crosby beating his children mercilessly.
01:03:37.000 By the way, thank you so much to Tim Poole.
01:03:42.000 Thank you.
01:03:42.000 This is one of the weeks where we don't have a WebEx in an interview for people who are on Mug Club because his voice was really pretty rough.
01:03:47.000 This is a Bing Crosby signature pipe.
01:03:49.000 Oh, that's nice.
01:03:49.000 Do you know why?
01:03:50.000 Why?
01:03:51.000 He used to want to use a Canadian, it's called a Canadian pipe actually, this was my grandfather's pipe, so you see how it's straight stemmed?
01:03:56.000 So it's straight stemmed, but the Bing version was a little bit longer with a curve Cause for a while he wanted to take all of his headshots with his pipe.
01:03:56.000 Yeah.
01:04:05.000 And so he wanted to be further out from his face and below his chin.
01:04:08.000 Yeah.
01:04:09.000 So this is how you would do it.
01:04:10.000 Oh, I see.
01:04:11.000 Hear that?
01:04:13.000 And then he was a monster.
01:04:15.000 No, have you ever read, like, a biography on Bing Crosby?
01:04:16.000 A monster could sing, though.
01:04:17.000 So he had two families, right?
01:04:19.000 His first family said that he was just a monster that was horribly abused by his father.
01:04:22.000 I think all of his kids from his first marriage killed themselves.
01:04:25.000 Wow.
01:04:25.000 Or several of them.
01:04:26.000 And then, in the second family, they just said he was the best dad.
01:04:29.000 Wow.
01:04:30.000 Ever.
01:04:30.000 That's weird.
01:04:31.000 And none of this came out in Holiday Inn.
01:04:32.000 No, it did not!
01:04:33.000 None of it!
01:04:34.000 Mary's.
01:04:34.000 Bells of St.
01:04:35.000 None of that, yeah.
01:04:36.000 You look like a nice dad.
01:04:38.000 I'll ring you like a bell.
01:04:39.000 He's 12!
01:04:40.000 I don't care.
01:04:42.000 By the way, that reminds me, of course, next Wednesday, the stream is next Wednesday, our big Christmas show, it is live, a live stream where we will actually be in a studio with 200 people raising money for Christmas baskets.
01:04:52.000 It's going to be a variety show.
01:04:53.000 We'll have not only jokes, Christmas sketches, we'll have singers, some surprise guests, Santa Claus will make an appearance with some children, we'll be raising some money, have a promo code, a discount, so if you haven't signed up for our mailing list, it is available in Dallas, Texas, exclusively to Mug Club members first, and the attire is formal.
01:05:13.000 We will be wearing tuxedos.
01:05:14.000 We want it to be a very nice, and I know you're thinking, where's, is there a punchline coming?
01:05:17.000 No, we just want it to be a nice classy Christmas event with wildly offensive jokes.
01:05:21.000 That's next Wednesday, and then we'll be off until the new year.
01:05:25.000 Here's what I wanted to talk about today a little bit, and this is going to be tough, so...
01:05:30.000 If you do have children in the room right now, not that there's anything inappropriate, but it could be some disturbing material, a little bit tough, a little bit intense for kids.
01:05:40.000 I told you guys that I wasn't going to talk about after Hopper.
01:05:43.000 I had to put him down last Friday.
01:05:44.000 By the way, I don't know if you remember there was a betting pool out there as to how many days of work I would miss when Hopper passed.
01:05:51.000 So whoever bet half a day, you win the pool.
01:05:54.000 You know exactly who you are.
01:05:56.000 It doesn't bother me.
01:05:57.000 I just think it's...
01:05:58.000 I'm sad for you, but you did win the cash prize, so I'm curious to see what the betting pool is up to.
01:06:04.000 So I'm not talking so much right now about, for those who think you can't watch this or you'll get choked up about Hopper, so much as the interaction that occurred between my wife and I as a husband.
01:06:15.000 And I want to do this for wives, maybe next week, or maybe when we come back, a show or a close, just exalting wives, but right now I want to speak to what I know to husbands out there, and of course fathers, but I'd like to speak specifically to husbandry, because I think it's something that's very underappreciated, and it's a very, very important role in our society.
01:06:35.000 And one that I've really, you know, I'm being married for seven years, come to understand more recently.
01:06:41.000 So when we did, we had to go and we had to put Hopper down last week, and I can talk about it now.
01:06:46.000 It was very, very hard.
01:06:47.000 His last act of defiance, you'll be happy to know, was he turned his nose up at an American macro lager beer as part of his final meal.
01:06:54.000 He looked to my Belgian triple, like, gave me that look, and I said, okay, poured it out, drank all of it.
01:06:58.000 Wow.
01:06:58.000 So the very last thing he did was be a diva.
01:07:01.000 Beast till the end.
01:07:02.000 Thank you, Hopper.
01:07:03.000 Um, so, this is something as a husband.
01:07:07.000 And Hopper's my first dog, and it's the first dog that my wife and I have ever had together.
01:07:10.000 But as a kid, I just dreamed of dogs.
01:07:11.000 I've talked about this before, so we were really, really close.
01:07:13.000 But he was also really close with my wife.
01:07:16.000 And so, not only the last year, because of the lymphoma, so we've had some time, you know, he was in remission to think about how this would end.
01:07:22.000 But really, for the entirety of us owning Hopper, I always thought of what would this day look like?
01:07:28.000 I think everyone who owns a dog thinks about that, right?
01:07:31.000 Because their life is so much more finite than ours, at least how we view it.
01:07:34.000 And I never wanted to bring it up.
01:07:36.000 Because I knew how much it would upset my wife.
01:07:38.000 So for years, I would think about it, I would go, and sometimes my wife would say, well, what's wrong?
01:07:41.000 Because I'd be making a face.
01:07:43.000 I'd make two things she knows what's wrong.
01:07:45.000 If I would make a face where I was really upset or sad, she's like, okay, thinking about Hopper.
01:07:48.000 Or if I do this, she's thinking about when I broke my knee.
01:07:51.000 Because I relive it and it actually, I go, and I wince and I grab my knee.
01:07:56.000 So for a long time, I used to think about it, what it looked like, what I would have to do, and how I would protect my wife from it.
01:08:01.000 And I'll tell you, I pictured it.
01:08:03.000 Many times.
01:08:05.000 I knew exactly what I was going to do.
01:08:06.000 I was picturing holding Hopper when they put him down with my arm, because he always liked to lay underneath my right arm, right kind of underneath his neck here, his big old noggin that he had, and I would rub his belly.
01:08:17.000 That's kind of what we did when we used to sit there together.
01:08:21.000 And when we went in, we put his bed down and this was, it was, it was a very reverent sort of, it wasn't just putting some animal down.
01:08:28.000 The vets who weren't even working that day, technicians came in because he touched a lot of lives and I appreciate the sentiments that you've sent in.
01:08:35.000 But when I went in at that point, my wife was already there.
01:08:38.000 And I had pictured this at least a thousand times in my head, how I was going to hold him, how I was going to soothe him, make sure that I was strong until the end, because the last thing you want to do is send him out when you're emotionally unstable.
01:08:48.000 But my wife was there, and she was holding him.
01:08:51.000 And so it changed right away to, without even thinking, I wasn't holding Hopper.
01:08:56.000 I was clutching my wife.
01:09:01.000 It was something that occurred to me, I guess, not so much at the time but afterwards, realizing that... I think dogs teach us a lot about how we interact with people.
01:09:11.000 The way we interact with dogs often reflects how we interact with people.
01:09:15.000 And this situation with Hopper would make, he made me a more selfless person in understanding
01:09:21.000 that other people come first.
01:09:22.000 And at this point I realized that Hopper was taken care of, my wife was making sure he
01:09:26.000 was taken care of, she was the one who needed to be taken care of at that point.
01:09:30.000 And before I move on to talk more about sort of being a husband, this is something really
01:09:33.000 bizarre that I've never experienced before.
01:09:36.000 They were really nice when they put Hopper down.
01:09:38.000 They put in the anesthesia or whatever it is that puts you under.
01:09:44.000 So you fall asleep and then they put in whatever the chemical is in the IV that stops your heart.
01:09:48.000 But we didn't know when the heart had stopped because we were holding him and trying to kind of maintain composure.
01:09:54.000 This is the most bizarre thing I think I've ever experienced.
01:09:57.000 We were in a room, there were other dogs there.
01:10:00.000 We only knew when Hopper had gone because the other dogs knew.
01:10:05.000 You ever hear silence that's so quiet that it almost hurts your ears?
01:10:10.000 That's what happened.
01:10:11.000 It got so quiet and I looked over and only when I saw other dogs sitting up doing the avoidance face and they started kind of whimpering.
01:10:19.000 That's when I said, OK, it's done.
01:10:21.000 That's an aside, but it was a really weird experience, a lot of learning experiences.
01:10:25.000 My wife and I went away for the weekend to spend some time with each other and get out.
01:10:30.000 But I also, I bring this up because I have a friend, a good friend, a good man, who the same last week was going through something much tougher, a miscarriage.
01:10:41.000 And it was a miscarriage that was far enough along the trail that they had to check for a heartbeat and induce labor.
01:10:49.000 And he's been taking care of his wife for the entire week afterward because she hasn't been doing well physically.
01:10:56.000 She's been having some actual physical ramifications that have required her to be in and out of the hospital.
01:11:03.000 And I know that he, I don't know that his wife knows this, but he did.
01:11:09.000 He said the baby was far enough along that he Bury it in the backyard and put down a flower because this was important to him and this wasn't the first time he had been through this.
01:11:18.000 And he discussed some things with me that his wife didn't know about that he was protecting from her.
01:11:27.000 And this goes to the idea of toxic masculinity.
01:11:30.000 Let me just kind of state this in the outset.
01:11:32.000 We say this all the time.
01:11:32.000 Toxic masculinity.
01:11:33.000 It's okay to cry.
01:11:35.000 Men feel that you can't cry.
01:11:36.000 Why can't you just be open with your emotions?
01:11:38.000 Why are men so aggressive?
01:11:39.000 You know why?
01:11:40.000 Because we love our whys.
01:11:43.000 If you love your wife, you make sure that you try to be strong.
01:11:46.000 Now, there's an appropriate time to cry, there's an appropriate time to grieve with your wife, of course.
01:11:50.000 But it's not all the time.
01:11:52.000 At that moment in time, I couldn't go, ah!
01:11:54.000 I had to clutch my wife and make sure that she was fine.
01:11:57.000 At this moment in time, my friend had to be the husband.
01:12:01.000 You don't think he wanted to sit down and cry?
01:12:02.000 You don't think he wanted a moment for himself?
01:12:04.000 And without getting into specifics, because I promised him I wouldn't, every step of the way, he was doing whatever he possibly could for his wife, not for himself.
01:12:13.000 That all stems from toxic masculinity.
01:12:16.000 The same reason that we get angry, or the same reason that we're more aggressive and there are more wars, is because we fight them to protect the people that we love.
01:12:24.000 Not everyone.
01:12:25.000 Some husbands are assholes who come home and are abusive.
01:12:25.000 I get it.
01:12:27.000 I'm not talking about them.
01:12:29.000 I'm talking about husbands who love their families.
01:12:32.000 They will be, without a doubt, the most toxically masculine people you can imagine.
01:12:37.000 And you know what that is?
01:12:38.000 You know what that is?
01:12:38.000 That's a gift.
01:12:40.000 It's a gift.
01:12:40.000 It's the gift that we can give to women.
01:12:43.000 Because, let's be honest, in most areas, women, you've got us beat.
01:12:46.000 Right?
01:12:47.000 If it's the idea of sort of what's perceived as multitasking, I know some people believe that to be a myth right now, but let's call it neural flexibility.
01:12:53.000 Women can take more sensory input and deal with it.
01:12:56.000 That's why they make better mothers.
01:12:58.000 For that same reason, it's why men tend to... Why do you think men make up 94 or 97 percent, depending on the source you're using, of workplace deaths?
01:13:07.000 Did you ever think about that?
01:13:08.000 Do you think we chose to line up to be roofing or go into the coal mine and we wanted to be that statistic?
01:13:14.000 Do you think it's women have been signing up and they've been unfairly prejudicially judged?
01:13:20.000 No!
01:13:20.000 It's a gift to you because we, for the same reason that women make better mothers, we
01:13:25.000 tend to be task-oriented.
01:13:27.000 And because of toxic masculinity, we can focus, block out some of the sensory overload, and
01:13:33.000 get it done because that's how we're hardwired so that we can do it and be stable for you.
01:13:40.000 It's the only gift that we can give as men.
01:13:42.000 At least it's the only gift that we really think we can give as men.
01:13:45.000 Think about it this way.
01:13:46.000 Remember when you were a kid and you had issues going on and things felt unstable?
01:13:50.000 Assuming, of course, that you have a decent family.
01:13:53.000 I'm not talking to everyone and that's why it's so important to me to try and encourage the family unit and for fathers to own up to their responsibilities and be fathers.
01:14:02.000 People say, why don't you talk about child support and alimony?
01:14:04.000 You know why?
01:14:05.000 I get it.
01:14:05.000 A lot of guys get a raw deal.
01:14:07.000 But, as a man, I see a lot of deadbeat pieces of shit out there who don't treat women right.
01:14:12.000 And they gave the rest of us a bad name.
01:14:13.000 So I try to focus on making men better.
01:14:15.000 Sorry, you might be offended, men's rights activist.
01:14:17.000 I understand where you're coming from, but this is equally important.
01:14:21.000 I want more dads because remember when you were a kid and nothing seemed right?
01:14:25.000 Everything was unstable.
01:14:26.000 You were trying to find your footing.
01:14:27.000 You always thought, okay, at least, oh, dad's coming in now.
01:14:30.000 He's going to make it okay.
01:14:31.000 He's going to make it all right.
01:14:32.000 Guess what?
01:14:33.000 Your dad couldn't make it all right all the time.
01:14:35.000 You know that.
01:14:36.000 Now, as an adult, can you make it all right all the time?
01:14:38.000 No.
01:14:39.000 But it's that gift of security, of assurance that you can give to your children or to your wife as a man, as a head of household, that means a lot.
01:14:50.000 And trying to own up to that expectation, that's toxic masculinity.
01:14:56.000 Listen, you've heard that line from as good as it gets, you know, women, you make me want to be a better man.
01:15:00.000 It's true.
01:15:01.000 Women make men want to be better men.
01:15:05.000 Better men than ourselves show us how to be better men.
01:15:13.000 And the reason that we do a lot of this is because we ask ourselves how we can serve.
01:15:18.000 We can serve by doing hard jobs and making up 94% of the workforce.
01:15:22.000 We can't serve by making a casserole.
01:15:24.000 We can't serve, not all the time, by being as sensitive and as nurturing as you can.
01:15:28.000 And that's why sometimes when we know that you're more sensitive and we get that maybe you are more Emotionally inclined and in tune and someone who's more agreeable.
01:15:39.000 There's not a lot I can offer in this situation, but I can hold my wife while we put my dog down.
01:15:45.000 You know what, maybe there's not a lot I can necessarily do around the house, but I can make sure that I lay it on the line that, to ensure that this house is there for my wife when she gets back.
01:15:53.000 And sometimes that gets us a little bit pissed off.
01:15:55.000 Sometimes that gets, you know, sometimes we do bottle it in and yeah, you feel like you have razor blades in your stomach.
01:16:00.000 But what is the alternative?
01:16:02.000 That we don't try to live up to any standard?
01:16:04.000 That there's no standard whatsoever for men?
01:16:07.000 You know what?
01:16:07.000 We've never asked.
01:16:08.000 By the way, let's talk about this.
01:16:09.000 We've never once asked men.
01:16:11.000 We talk about toxic masculinity for women in the military.
01:16:14.000 It's never come up!
01:16:18.000 Not because we don't love you, but precisely the opposite.
01:16:22.000 Because the whole reason that men would go into battle and fight wars, or the primary reason, I don't want to speak in absolutes and get fact-checked here, but some people will say it's for religion or war for oil.
01:16:31.000 No, but a big reason, a primary motivating factor, is to protect our women, not send them to the front lines.
01:16:41.000 Why?
01:16:42.000 Because that's how we can serve.
01:16:44.000 That's how you, as a husband, can serve.
01:16:47.000 That's as a father.
01:16:49.000 I'm sure the same applies to children.
01:16:51.000 We don't have any children yet.
01:16:57.000 So I'll just talk to what I know as a husband.
01:16:59.000 This is important.
01:17:02.000 Not only is it important for men to learn how to be better men, but it's important for you to know how and what it is you're trying to achieve and what it is that right now they are trying to tear down.
01:17:13.000 Right now the problem I think the rejection that you are seeing of men who are trying to better themselves And they reject this notion of toxic masculinity is that they are rejecting the removal of standards that we have held men to precisely because it's the most effective and largely the only way that we can serve.
01:17:33.000 And the reason we want to serve is not because we hate women, not because we're chauvinist, but because we love you.
01:17:41.000 That's toxic masculinity for better or worse.
01:17:43.000 You gotta take the good with the bad.
01:17:44.000 All right, next week, Christmas show on Wednesday!
01:17:47.000 We'll see you then.
01:17:48.000 It'll be festive.