Louder with Crowder - #62 Larry Elder, Karen Straughan and Mrs. Crowder! | Louder With Crowder

00:00:00.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

00:00:05.000 Politics.

00:00:06.000 Civility?

00:00:07.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

00:00:09.000 Entertainment.

00:00:10.000 I don't like entertainment!

00:00:12.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:00:15.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

00:00:17.000 If you have a very unhealthy body, you should have a horrible body image.

00:00:19.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

00:00:22.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

00:00:24.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal. 0.97

00:00:28.000 You're a strange animal. 0.95

00:00:30.000 That's what I know. 0.99

00:00:32.000 You're getting louder with Crowder. 0.99

00:00:35.000 But you're a strange animal. 0.88

00:00:38.000 I've got to follow. 0.94

00:00:40.000 Oh, I'm in this speedy to sound.

00:00:47.000 And you know what that means.

00:00:49.000 It's about the weekend.

00:00:50.000 Depending when you're listening to this, it could be the weekend.

00:00:54.000 I am your host, Steven Kreider-Latter.

00:00:56.000 With Kreider Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.

00:01:02.000 You can follow him at NotGayJarred on Twitter.

00:01:05.000 I've fulfilled all my legal obligations, and you can draw your own conclusions.

00:01:09.000 We good?

00:01:11.000 People are wondering why you're back.

00:01:11.000 Fair enough.

00:01:16.000 I've been wondering the same thing, honestly.

00:01:18.000 He just walked back in.

00:01:21.000 And I said, okay.

00:01:22.000 And that was about it.

00:01:23.000 No.

00:01:25.000 Okay.

00:01:25.000 We will get to the Pope.

00:01:28.000 Everyone's favorite Oompa Loompa Donald Trump in a little bit.

00:01:32.000 And we will get to a man who dropped trow in a Seattle bathroom setting gender rules. 1.00

00:01:36.000 We have great guests.

00:01:38.000 Larry Elder, Karen Strawn, Mrs.

00:01:40.000 Crowder will come on to tell a story about me arguing with my doctor.

00:01:44.000 So that leads me to it.

00:01:45.000 I actually owe Jared, not gay Jared, who, by the way, has never had... 1.00

00:01:50.000 HIV of any kind.

00:01:51.000 Ever.

00:01:53.000 I'm obligated to say.

00:01:56.000 I owe him a thank you, and I owe a thank you to Courtney, because I had an emergency room.

00:02:04.000 Basically, I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

00:02:05.000 For those of you who know, I've trained for a long time.

00:02:07.000 I've done the mixed martial arts.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, right now, I know. 0.98

00:02:09.000 People are going, look, you look like a fat SOB. I do. 0.98

00:02:12.000 I'm not in the best shape right now, because I had an emergency, not this Saturday, but last Saturday, where I blew my knee out.

00:02:17.000 It sounded like a paper shredder.

00:02:18.000 We talked about this briefly in the only podcast exclusive version last week.

00:02:23.000 And what are you doing under your desk there?

00:02:25.000 Not good, Jared?

00:02:26.000 Pay no mind.

00:02:27.000 Okay.

00:02:29.000 And I was going to doctor after doctor.

00:02:32.000 It took a long time.

00:02:34.000 MRIs.

00:02:35.000 So, long story short, Jared and Courtney completely handled the site, louderwithcrowder.com, last week, Friday through Sunday.

00:02:42.000 It was the first time since I've known Jared.

00:02:46.000 Since I've been doing this show, I've actually taken a weekend off.

00:02:50.000 And next week, Thursday, I'll be going into surgery for some reconstruction on my knee.

00:02:56.000 I won't go into the details, but pretty ugly.

00:02:59.000 And I had a first doctor who was entirely wrong, who gave me wrong information.

00:03:03.000 I thought he was wrong.

00:03:04.000 I argued with him for an hour.

00:03:05.000 And so he said, you can get a second opinion.

00:03:07.000 He gave me his referral.

00:03:08.000 I threw it in the trash.

00:03:09.000 I found this fantastic doctor of...

00:03:13.000 Michigan Orthopedics& Associates, is what they're called, this guy, Dr.

00:03:16.000 Hedlund.

00:03:17.000 He's the head doctor for, I don't know if I can talk about this, but some very high-end sports teams in Michigan.

00:03:23.000 There are only so many high-end sports teams.

00:03:26.000 And my gosh, he was so helpful, so it's changed my life.

00:03:28.000 So, with all of this, just for you people, I am destroying my body.

00:03:33.000 We'll be undergoing surgery next week, but don't worry, because guess what?

00:03:36.000 There's still going to be a show, whether I'm doped up or not.

00:03:40.000 Are you not entertained?!

00:03:45.000 I hope they are, Jared.

00:03:47.000 I think they will be.

00:03:48.000 I will be.

00:03:49.000 Okay, so we want to get to the Pope and Trump.

00:03:53.000 Gosh, that's a tough one.

00:03:54.000 You know, Courtney, one of our main writers at Courtney's Cost is Catholic, and she wrote a letter to the Vatican, shut up about immigration.

00:04:03.000 And people got really mad at me.

00:04:04.000 Sometimes they don't read the bylines.

00:04:06.000 And we put up that meme today about the Pope saying, you shouldn't be building walls, you should be building bridges, parading Donald Trump, and the Vatican is covered by a wall, surrounded by a wall.

00:04:16.000 We put this up.

00:04:17.000 Of course, all the Catholics get mad. 1.00

00:04:18.000 Listen, I don't hate Catholics, okay?

00:04:21.000 Catholic works for me. 1.00

00:04:22.000 I give her crap, she gives me crap. 1.00

00:04:23.000 But I will say this. 1.00

00:04:24.000 Catholics are often the worst offenders of being totally cool with mockery and comedy until it becomes their thing. 1.00

00:04:31.000 And then it's not okay! 0.99

00:04:33.000 How dare you see they're about to poop!

00:04:35.000 I feel like that's just a common thing with a lot of people, though.

00:04:38.000 It's okay with everyone. 0.99

00:04:40.000 Catholics are really bad. 1.00

00:04:41.000 Yeah, and Muslims. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Like, you know, I can make fun of the gay stuff, and you never give me guff. 0.95

00:04:46.000 I can make fun of, um, I don't know, I'm trying to think.

00:04:49.000 You can make fun of the, you know, the studly stuff, and I'm like, you know, it's okay.

00:04:54.000 I'll let you go along the trail.

00:04:57.000 You know, you really can't take a joke. 0.99

00:05:01.000 It's those gosh darn Chech. 1.00

00:05:02.000 The Chech. 0.99

00:05:03.000 Well, it goes without saying, the Chech are a serious problem. 1.00

00:05:06.000 Oh, by the way, we also have ISIS's official PR spokesperson.

00:05:10.000 Abdulrahman later on in the program.

00:05:12.000 So that's nice.

00:05:13.000 So this is what happened.

00:05:13.000 Listen, people respond with, well, the Pope was being figurative.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, well, so is Donald Trump in the sense that he's not talking about...

00:05:20.000 They were saying Donald Trump is building up a wall with Mexicans.

00:05:23.000 He needs to be building bridges.

00:05:24.000 That he's treating them poorly.

00:05:25.000 Donald Trump is actually not treating Mexicans poorly, okay?

00:05:28.000 By deporting people who are illegal. 0.99

00:05:30.000 They're treating American taxpayers poorly.

00:05:32.000 Anyone who watches this show or listens to this program knows that I'm not a big Donald Trump fan, okay?

00:05:36.000 And I'll get into that for a second.

00:05:37.000 But in this situation, in spirit, he's not wrong. 0.82

00:05:42.000 Can you deport all Mexicans? 0.99

00:05:43.000 No, of course not.

00:05:45.000 Is there anything wrong or immoral with saying, listen, we're going to put up our borders, we're going to strengthen our borders, put up a wall, and we're going to get rid of the people who've broken the law to get here. 1.00

00:05:53.000 There is nothing morally wrong about that. 0.95

00:05:55.000 And the Pope needs to shut his mouth.

00:05:57.000 And people, I understand, the Pope is only infallible on matters of spirituality, right, as it relates to the Bible and doctrine.

00:06:04.000 Not politics.

00:06:05.000 Let me put this as simply as I can, okay?

00:06:07.000 For people who are fighting about this, Christians and non-Christians and Trump supporters and non-Trump supporters and Pope fans and non-Pope fans, Trump knows about as much regarding the Bible as the Pope does regarding American immigration policy.

00:06:24.000 Is that fair?

00:06:26.000 I think that's pretty fair.

00:06:27.000 You're not paying attention at all.

00:06:28.000 I'm paying attention.

00:06:29.000 Fixing problems.

00:06:30.000 What problems do we have?

00:06:31.000 Is there anything I need to know?

00:06:31.000 Just some audio problems.

00:06:32.000 No, they're good.

00:06:33.000 Audio problems for the listener?

00:06:35.000 Yeah, just a little bit, but we're good.

00:06:36.000 Well, what are they hearing?

00:06:37.000 Do I sound like Fran Drescher to them?

00:06:40.000 That's what they're calling for.

00:06:41.000 They wish that were so...

00:06:42.000 But it's not... 0.99

00:06:43.000 Hold on to your butt. 0.99

00:06:48.000 This is how the show's gonna go today. 0.99

00:06:50.000 So, that being said, no, I'm not a Trump fan.

00:06:55.000 He's not my guy.

00:06:57.000 And this is one person who goes, you're going to endorse Donald Trump?

00:07:00.000 This is kind of the problem with politics nowadays.

00:07:02.000 No, I'm not endorsing Donald Trump.

00:07:03.000 I can agree with him on this issue and disagree with the Pope.

00:07:05.000 It doesn't mean I endorse Donald Trump, just like it doesn't mean that I hate the Pope.

00:07:09.000 Though if I had to lean a certain way, I'm not a big fan of this Pope.

00:07:12.000 I'm not Catholic.

00:07:13.000 I don't subscribe to Catholic theology.

00:07:15.000 I have a lot of problems with it.

00:07:17.000 I think plenty of people out there are Catholics and are good and fine.

00:07:21.000 We can disagree on that.

00:07:22.000 It's not okay to tell people they can't speak poorly of the Pope.

00:07:25.000 Pope is not Christ.

00:07:27.000 Pope is not a deity.

00:07:28.000 And I will say it is completely and entirely unchristian of you to say that the Pope is anything like Christ or to say that speaking against the Pope in any way is blasphemy.

00:07:37.000 If you say that, you really don't really understand Christianity or the main tenets of its faith.

00:07:43.000 To say it's blasphemy to say, nah, the Pope's wrong in immigration. 1.00

00:07:46.000 You're an idiot and you're very likely not a Christian. 1.00

00:07:49.000 So, there you go. 1.00

00:07:50.000 You can send your hate mail to at escrowder.

00:07:52.000 As it comes to Donald Trump, this is something I've wanted to talk about for a while.

00:07:56.000 I was talking with Jared about this today.

00:08:02.000 Donald Trump versus Hillary Clinton, right?

00:08:04.000 That's very entertaining.

00:08:04.000 Everyone's talking about that.

00:08:05.000 That's a reality show.

00:08:07.000 I understand that.

00:08:08.000 Now, Donald Trump, when you add up the national polls, he's the one candidate who loses to Hillary Clinton.

00:08:13.000 He says there's one poll today from USA Today where he beats Hillary Clinton.

00:08:16.000 Still, that's one poll.

00:08:18.000 Nationally, Donald Trump loses to Hillary Clinton.

00:08:20.000 Rubio wins.

00:08:21.000 Cruz wins.

00:08:22.000 Even Kasich wins.

00:08:23.000 We don't really have a lot of data, so you can't entirely make that judgment.

00:08:27.000 Donald Trump has the least chance of winning.

00:08:29.000 And then Jeb Bush.

00:08:31.000 Cruz wins.

00:08:32.000 Rubio wins.

00:08:33.000 Against Bernie Sanders, it's tighter.

00:08:35.000 Cruz and Rubio, I think, probably would win.

00:08:37.000 Trump still loses.

00:08:38.000 So, this is important to note.

00:08:40.000 Trump vs.

00:08:41.000 Hillary Clinton is a reality show. 1.00

00:08:42.000 One that Republicans probably lose.

00:08:44.000 Just talking about numbers here.

00:08:46.000 Now, what do I think is a very hard election would be, let's say, the candidate ends up being Cruz versus Bernie Sanders.

00:08:52.000 Bernie Sanders is a more difficult opponent.

00:08:54.000 I know everyone on radio is telling you the opposite.

00:08:56.000 Bernie Sanders is a more difficult opponent because so many people hate Hillary Clinton. 0.96

00:08:59.000 But Bernie Sanders versus Ted Cruz, in contrast with Hillary Clinton versus Donald Trump, would probably be...

00:09:07.000 The most beautiful election in recent American history, certainly the last hundred years, to simply showcase the stark contrast socialism and the Constitution.

00:09:19.000 My fear is socialism might win.

00:09:22.000 If we were to ask this question, I don't know, ten years ago, maybe even eight years ago, I would say, well, of course no self-avowed socialist would win.

00:09:28.000 You have an entire generation of people who don't even think it's a dirty word anymore.

00:09:31.000 But...

00:09:32.000 Say what you want about Bernie Sanders.

00:09:34.000 Whoever runs against Hillary, it's going to be attack ads. 1.00

00:09:37.000 It's going to be bringing up the past.

00:09:38.000 It's going to be people having their brakes go out on their car and planes going down over the Great Lakes.

00:09:44.000 That's what's going to happen to whoever runs against Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:09:46.000 And they'll probably return in kind.

00:09:48.000 Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, they're both friends personally, but it's going to be personal attacks.

00:09:51.000 There's not enough contrast.

00:09:53.000 Bernie Sanders, say what you want about Bernie Sanders.

00:09:55.000 The guy has had the ability to go dirty attacking Hillary Clinton.

00:09:59.000 And he hasn't.

00:10:01.000 He stayed on policy.

00:10:03.000 He stayed on ideas.

00:10:04.000 Now, I think his ideas are terrible.

00:10:06.000 He's a self-avowed socialist.

00:10:07.000 That's bad.

00:10:08.000 I come from socialism.

00:10:09.000 It's bad.

00:10:10.000 But he's been consistent.

00:10:12.000 Ted Cruz is remarkably consistent as a constitutionalist.

00:10:15.000 Listen, of any candidates that you would take, Ted Cruz is by far the most consistent constitutionalist.

00:10:21.000 Certainly compared to Donald Trump or Marco Rubio.

00:10:23.000 And I like Marco Rubio.

00:10:25.000 It would be the closest thing to Smith vs.

00:10:29.000 Marx or Keynes vs.

00:10:31.000 Hayek that we would have in our lifetime.

00:10:34.000 For the first time, I think, in American history, you would have socialism, constitutionalism, boom, all the cards on the table and Americans would get to pick.

00:10:44.000 That, to me, is so beautiful.

00:10:45.000 And is it a harder election to win?

00:10:47.000 Yeah.

00:10:48.000 But I think it would be great to see that.

00:10:51.000 It would be a great barometer as to where we are as a country.

00:10:54.000 And at least we'd know where we stand.

00:10:56.000 Listen, Romney versus Barack Obama, two people in the history of the world have ever signed a health care mandate into law.

00:11:02.000 Ever.

00:11:02.000 Two.

00:11:03.000 History of the world. 0.99

00:11:04.000 Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, John McCain, no one considers John McCain to be a conservative, and Barack Obama was a liar. 0.85

00:11:11.000 He never claimed to be a socialist. 0.89

00:11:13.000 They said if you called him a socialist, you really wanted to use the N-word.

00:11:16.000 Here, this could be amazing and really beautiful in the sense of its purity, just seeing Bernie Sanders full-on socialism, free college, free everything, and Ted Cruz constitutionalism.

00:11:30.000 Gosh, I'm not saying it'd be an easy fight.

00:11:32.000 I'm not even saying that socialism would lose.

00:11:36.000 But I just think it's a fight we need to see.

00:11:39.000 We'll be back.

00:11:39.000 Lotter with Crowder.

00:11:42.000 Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing This 1.00

00:12:14.000 is Breaking News on Louder with Crowder.

00:12:17.000 I'm Perry Matheson.

00:12:19.000 We bring you now to the Donald Trump Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper, who is queer. 1.00

00:12:28.000 Trump, I want to know where you stand on Israel.

00:12:28.000 Mr.

00:12:33.000 Okay, frankly, thank you for that question.

00:12:35.000 Okay, truthfully, I love these questions.

00:12:37.000 You people ask such fantastic questions.

00:12:39.000 People, they say, what do you love about South Carolina?

00:12:42.000 All the Carolinas.

00:12:43.000 I love so many Carolinas.

00:12:44.000 There's no Carolina I don't love.

00:12:46.000 I see what I love about the people.

00:12:46.000 Okay?

00:12:47.000 It's just so curious.

00:12:48.000 They ask so many questions.

00:12:50.000 When it comes to Israel and Palestine, okay? 0.91

00:12:52.000 How many people here?

00:12:54.000 Love Israel, okay?

00:12:56.000 Okay, Palestine?

00:12:57.000 Okay, so you're kind of split.

00:12:58.000 Listen, I'm going to remain neutral on Israel-Palestine, okay? 0.58

00:13:01.000 I would remain neutral because I need to remain unpredictable, okay, to make a deal.

00:13:07.000 Frankly, I don't know if we can make this deal, right?

00:13:10.000 How many hands here for Israel? 0.89

00:13:13.000 We're going to make a deal, but I'm going to remain neutral until we find out.

00:13:13.000 Exactly.

00:13:17.000 Show of hands with the Palestine. 0.88

00:13:19.000 Look at that man.

00:13:20.000 Do you see that, Anderson?

00:13:21.000 Do you see that?

00:13:21.000 That man has a great head.

00:13:23.000 You have got a fantastic head.

00:13:25.000 That's one thing that I love.

00:13:25.000 It's a hand of a working man.

00:13:27.000 And I will fight for the...

00:13:28.000 Oh, you working man, you're going to win so much.

00:13:30.000 This has been the Town Hall on CNN with Queer Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump. 0.51

00:13:36.000 I'm Perry Mahalong.

00:13:39.000 And now it's time for your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.

00:13:51.000 Amen.

00:13:52.000 Now, this week's letter comes to me from Russell.

00:13:57.000 It's coming out of White Settlement, Texas.

00:14:02.000 White Settlement, Texas.

00:14:09.000 We'll move on without discussing the name that's his actual place.

00:14:12.000 He says to me, I've got a problem with my girlfriend.

00:14:17.000 We both travel a lot from work, and when we get back, we're both too tired, but she is more tired than me, and I want to get some of my loving on, and sometimes she doesn't want to do the same.

00:14:31.000 Okay, who else?

00:14:32.000 This is a problem that has plagued a lot of Americans, particularly the executive types, who are always doing the traveling and being important.

00:14:41.000 So what you gotta do is make sure you take some time, see, for both of yourself when you're not traveling.

00:14:50.000 So the next time you're both crossed paths, let's say in a layover, maybe you're both going to across the country, but you're stopping in Chicago.

00:15:00.000 Take her to one of the airport lounges.

00:15:03.000 You can get a day pass, and you can go in, and they got free white and food.

00:15:10.000 When she goes to take some of the free white and food, you're going to slip some drugs in the white and maybe the food all around as much as you can get in the system, because then she's going to lay over on the airport lounge, and you go to the hippity-bop-bop-ba-doop-ba-doop.

00:15:27.000 This has been Your Dating Advice Minute.

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00:16:03.000 Thank you.

00:16:33.000 All right, we are back.

00:16:51.000 Not Gay Jared had some problems.

00:16:52.000 You think you got him fixed?

00:16:54.000 Time will tell, Stephen.

00:16:56.000 What do you mean time will tell?

00:16:57.000 Wasn't the time before the program to tell?

00:16:59.000 As in, if I'm fired later, we'll know.

00:17:03.000 Is it working?

00:17:03.000 Can people hear me fine?

00:17:04.000 I think so.

00:17:05.000 Okay, good lord.

00:17:06.000 Alright, we're going to bring up Larry Elder after the break to talk about Clarence Thomas, Justice Scalia, and he also was talking about Donald Trump, and he claimed that George Bush lied about WMDs and should have been impeached.

00:17:19.000 So, Larry Elder has some opinions about that, and my gosh, I just loved his mustache.

00:17:23.000 He got rid of it, I don't know why.

00:17:25.000 Bad move.

00:17:26.000 Bad move.

00:17:26.000 Poor choice.

00:17:27.000 I want to talk about this story.

00:17:28.000 I love it.

00:17:28.000 It was our biggest story on ladderwithcrowder.com this week.

00:17:31.000 Guy in Seattle, in a park.

00:17:34.000 Let me set the stage for you.

00:17:35.000 The Marlies were dead to begin with.

00:17:37.000 Goes into the women's locker room, okay, and just starts changing. 1.00

00:17:42.000 And anytime someone calls him on it, he just cites their new gender rule in Washington.

00:17:46.000 I don't know if it's Seattle or Washington.

00:17:48.000 We have it up on the website.

00:17:50.000 I think it's a municipal thing.

00:17:51.000 Seattle.

00:17:52.000 And he keeps doing it.

00:17:54.000 And the funniest part is the city has...

00:17:56.000 They don't know what to do.

00:17:58.000 When they were asked about it, and we will rule it for you, they were talking about how they're still figuring out the problem. 0.99

00:18:03.000 They can't do crap. 0.94

00:18:05.000 This guy just goes in, and when they say, hey, you're a man, you're not supposed to be in here, he goes, oh, this is the new gender rule. 0.99

00:18:09.000 I'm a woman.

00:18:10.000 So this guy is my hero, and let's play a little bit.

00:18:13.000 Do we have that ready?

00:18:13.000 Yep.

00:18:14.000 Okay, let's bring this up.

00:18:15.000 Based on gender identity.

00:18:23.000 It happened at Evans Pool, located on the northwest side of Green Lake, a busy area right in the heart of Seattle.

00:18:29.000 The man's actions are exactly why one group of protesters gathered outside the Capitol yesterday.

00:18:34.000 King 5's Allison Morrow shows us why Seattle officials say they're still not sure how to handle it.

00:18:41.000 Still not sure how to handle it.

00:18:45.000 He's not even trying.

00:18:49.000 He's wearing board shorts.

00:18:55.000 I love how this lady... 1.00

00:19:07.000 That's my favorite part.

00:19:08.000 We have the whole video up at the website.

00:19:10.000 I can't imagine why a man would want to be in the woman's locker room. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Okay, for reference, see every single middle school boy's fantasy ever.

00:19:24.000 It doesn't take a lot of brain work to figure that one out.

00:19:27.000 I don't know what the problem is.

00:19:29.000 That woman can't fathom why a man would want to go into a changing room with naked women? 1.00

00:19:34.000 Doesn't anyone notice this? 0.89

00:19:35.000 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

00:19:38.000 And then the city is just saying, well, you know, we're working on it, and we're getting to a problem.

00:19:43.000 No, no, they're not getting to the bottom. 0.99

00:19:44.000 That guy just says, bulls**t. 1.00

00:19:47.000 Completely. 1.00

00:19:48.000 But here's the truth.

00:19:49.000 And this is why we're going to be playing, later on in the show, newest gender pronouns.

00:19:53.000 There are actually hundreds of genders that you don't know about, so we pull them from Tumblr, and we're going to explain new genders to you every week.

00:19:59.000 Listen.

00:20:00.000 People say this is absurd.

00:20:01.000 This is absurd.

00:20:02.000 This is a guy in the woman's changing room.

00:20:04.000 Because he looks like a man.

00:20:04.000 Right?

00:20:05.000 So let me just change it.

00:20:06.000 A man has no business being in a woman's changing room. 1.00

00:20:08.000 This is ridiculous. 0.99

00:20:09.000 It makes women uncomfortable. 1.00

00:20:10.000 This is a man. 1.00

00:20:12.000 Just change that word, man, with transgender, Who has a penis. 1.00

00:20:18.000 And for some reason it's acceptable. 0.95

00:20:21.000 There is nothing different in the biological makeup of Bruce Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, and this guy.

00:20:29.000 They're just mad at this guy.

00:20:31.000 They just can't handle it.

00:20:33.000 I want this guy to get a trophy so bad.

00:20:35.000 I just want to award him with something.

00:20:36.000 I don't know what that would be, but it's just hero of the year.

00:20:39.000 Hero of the year.

00:20:40.000 We did this obviously with Planet Fitness.

00:20:42.000 I want him on the program.

00:20:43.000 I want him on the program.

00:20:45.000 Because this is a guy who's just bold.

00:20:47.000 And what's so funny is, you know, he's been inoculated after the first few times.

00:20:50.000 Now it's just old hat.

00:20:51.000 Probably the first time he went in in board shorts and got changed.

00:20:55.000 And by the way, board shorts are not necessarily something that an old guy wears.

00:20:58.000 So I'm guessing this is probably a younger guy who's causing trouble.

00:21:01.000 He just walked in, dropped him, got changed.

00:21:04.000 And I bet you the first time he was a little nervous.

00:21:07.000 But this has been going on now for a while.

00:21:10.000 And so I think now, when he's going in and changing the ladies' room, before someone even starts, hey, what are you...

00:21:14.000 Ah, it's a new gender role. 1.00

00:21:15.000 What do you...

00:21:16.000 I know.

00:21:17.000 What can you do?

00:21:17.000 It's not fair.

00:21:18.000 It's not fair.

00:21:21.000 And what's so funny is everyone said this was never going to happen.

00:21:24.000 I mean, when you started working on this program, right?

00:21:28.000 Fundip used to be on this program.

00:21:29.000 When you replaced him.

00:21:30.000 So this was...

00:21:31.000 When did you start working?

00:21:33.000 Last...

00:21:34.000 On the program?

00:21:35.000 Okay, you started working for me October.

00:21:38.000 Full-time in January of last year.

00:21:41.000 Okay, so a year full-time on the program.

00:21:42.000 Yeah, the program that's coming in probably around March maybe.

00:21:46.000 Okay, but you were working before that freelance.

00:21:48.000 Anyway, remember back then how we were like, oh man, I wonder where this transgender thing is going to go. 0.99

00:21:54.000 How far do you think they'll take it?

00:21:56.000 So in just this amount of time, Seattle doesn't know how to handle a man in a woman's changing room? 0.98

00:22:02.000 All of these things.

00:22:03.000 Remember we said this is a slippery slope?

00:22:05.000 What's to stop a man from simply coming in? 0.99

00:22:07.000 What's to stop predators?

00:22:08.000 Oh, you...

00:22:09.000 Remember we even had this argument with, gosh, what was that psychopath's name?

00:22:16.000 That narrows it down for the show.

00:22:17.000 J.J. Marie. 0.94

00:22:18.000 The psychopath. 1.00

00:22:19.000 The psychopath. 1.00

00:22:20.000 The psychopath transgender. 1.00

00:22:21.000 There's also, you know, E-Mom. 1.00

00:22:23.000 There's E-Mom. 0.98

00:22:23.000 No, but this was a psychopath because she was on to argue with conservative lesbian Cynthia Yaki. 0.98

00:22:28.000 Well, he was on to argue and kept emailing us.

00:22:30.000 Remember afterward, after the show?

00:22:31.000 Oh, gosh.

00:22:31.000 All the live, all the Twitter messages and stuff.

00:22:33.000 But also, like, five-paragraph emails.

00:22:36.000 And none of it's scientific.

00:22:38.000 None of it valid.

00:22:38.000 Like, emailing YouTube videos of him, her, singing about wanting to go to the bathroom at a nightclub.

00:22:44.000 Remember, just weird stuff.

00:22:46.000 Really weird stuff.

00:22:47.000 Really weird dark poetry of sorts.

00:22:50.000 And we talked, if you go back and listen to that, it was, you really think some guy is going to use this to just go in the woman's changing room?

00:22:58.000 Yes.

00:23:02.000 Why not?

00:23:04.000 It's perfect.

00:23:06.000 We knew a guy whose last name was Man in high school, ironically enough, and everyone knew or thought he was gay.

00:23:14.000 And it was a front.

00:23:15.000 This guy was just constantly surrounded by gorgeous women and fashion tips. 0.87

00:23:20.000 And then I found out he was just getting a second base with all of them.

00:23:24.000 It was all a show.

00:23:27.000 This guy was just swimming in it.

00:23:28.000 And you know they were trying to convert him.

00:23:30.000 And do you think you could ever?

00:23:31.000 Oh, I don't think so.

00:23:32.000 I've just never thought of it that way.

00:23:34.000 But maybe you could change me.

00:23:37.000 You know that's what happened.

00:23:38.000 And this guy was brilliant.

00:23:40.000 You know, we just thought he was some sprite prancing around wanting to do gymnastics class.

00:23:45.000 The guy was yoga.

00:23:46.000 The guy was constantly surrounded by women. 0.80

00:23:48.000 Yes, so here is where we are, okay?

00:23:50.000 This is where we have...

00:23:52.000 This is the point we've reached.

00:23:54.000 You say that you just think people are...

00:23:55.000 Yes, they will, and they are abusing it.

00:23:57.000 Men are using women changing rooms. 1.00

00:23:59.000 And there's nothing you can do about it.

00:24:00.000 What's so funny is the city can do nothing.

00:24:01.000 Now just imagine an entire country, and your schools, and your daughter, and a guy walks in?

00:24:07.000 George Michael?

00:24:08.000 Sorry!

00:24:09.000 Hands are tied!

00:24:10.000 Be back with Larry Elder after this.

00:24:11.000 Maybe you'll find him in a stall.

00:24:12.000 We'll be right back.

00:24:42.000 We now return you to the town hall on CNN with Donald Trump and Anderson Cooper, who is clear.

00:24:51.000 Mr.

00:24:52.000 Trump, you said that you believed President George W. Bush lied and was deserving of impeachment, bringing us into Iraq.

00:24:59.000 Do you stand by that statement, or are you continuing to walk it back as you've done in the previous weeks?

00:25:06.000 Okay, listen, truthfully, I don't like that.

00:25:07.000 That's the question.

00:25:09.000 Anderson, what are you doing?

00:25:10.000 I don't know what you're doing.

00:25:11.000 I'm just having people with questions like that coming in here.

00:25:13.000 We know that's a loaded question.

00:25:15.000 I never actually said impeach.

00:25:19.000 Okay?

00:25:20.000 That's something that...

00:25:22.000 I didn't mean to say impeach.

00:25:24.000 Listen, I don't know.

00:25:25.000 Maybe I did.

00:25:25.000 Maybe I didn't say impeach.

00:25:26.000 The point is, okay, that George W. Bush was really...

00:25:30.000 Listen, that 11 happened, okay?

00:25:32.000 It happened under his watch.

00:25:33.000 He was president, okay? 0.91

00:25:34.000 So frankly, that's disgusting. 0.98

00:25:36.000 That's disgusting. 0.99

00:25:37.000 All of you should be... 0.99

00:25:38.000 I will tell you this, okay?

00:25:41.000 No 9-11 is going to happen under my watch.

00:25:43.000 Not a 9-11.

00:25:44.000 No 9-12.

00:25:44.000 Okay?

00:25:45.000 Not even a 9-13.

00:25:47.000 There isn't even going to be...

00:25:47.000 Okay?

00:25:48.000 Listen.

00:25:49.000 There isn't even going to be a 7-24.

00:25:49.000 One more thing.

00:25:52.000 There's not going to be a 1-26.

00:25:53.000 There's not going to be a 7-29.

00:25:56.000 Ever.

00:25:57.000 Okay?

00:25:58.000 Under a Donald Trump presidency.

00:26:00.000 Donald Trump.

00:26:01.000 If I am president...

00:26:01.000 Okay?

00:26:02.000 I'm going to do away with leap year.

00:26:04.000 Leap year has made things so complex, okay?

00:26:07.000 We've been losing so much to leap year.

00:26:09.000 Okay, when you think about it, it's hard to schedule.

00:26:11.000 You have Valentine's Day sometimes.

00:26:12.000 What about people on birthdays?

00:26:13.000 Do they age at four years?

00:26:14.000 We are going to stop losing to leap year.

00:26:17.000 We are going to start winning.

00:26:19.000 This has been the Town Hall on CNN with Queer Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump. 0.51

00:26:24.000 I'm Perry Mahalan.

00:26:26.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message!

00:26:37.000 In my travels across this country, I hear too many stories from Americans whom the system has failed!

00:26:48.000 Thank you, Mr.

00:26:49.000 I was walking to work the other day, and I fell on a peppermint latte grande, and it went in my mouth, and I drank it, And I did that for about four more months.

00:26:49.000 Sanders.

00:27:04.000 Every time I would walk, I would chip on the sidewalk and I would fall on this latte and it would go in my mouth.

00:27:08.000 And now my doctor says that I have diabetes and I need you to pay for it.

00:27:16.000 In a Bernie Sanders presidency, these Americans will be heard and Bernie Sanders will help them.

00:27:25.000 Not good enough, America!

00:27:27.000 Not good enough, America! America!

00:27:46.000 I'm ticking off the social justice warriors.

00:27:48.000 You should see the amount of hate I get on there. 0.76

00:27:51.000 Far, far, far worse than any Fat Sports Illustrated model or Black Lives Matter charlatan. 1.00

00:27:56.000 So listen, it's free, you get to be entertained, and you can chime in.

00:27:59.000 Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets, and maybe you'll be lucky enough, and I mean lucky enough, because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine, to have your tweet to me, or not Gay Jared, included in our rockinest tweet of the week. 0.63

00:28:15.000 So follow me on Twitter, at escrowder.

00:28:17.000 If not...

00:28:19.000 I don't want to say I have sights on your mother, but...

00:28:22.000 Oh, she's dead? 0.97

00:28:24.000 You're just saying that because I made a mom joke.

00:28:26.000 No, she's really dead? 0.75

00:28:27.000 then, well, you kind of walked into it.

00:28:57.000 nice to dance to a All right, we're dancing, we're happy, and I'm so glad to have our next guest.

00:29:02.000 We had him on a while ago, and then we've had computer crashes.

00:29:05.000 Let me preface this.

00:29:06.000 I watched this gentleman as I grew up in Canada.

00:29:10.000 I didn't have conservative radio.

00:29:11.000 I didn't have any of those things, and he was on television.

00:29:14.000 So to me, he was an actual celebrity.

00:29:16.000 We didn't get Fox News.

00:29:17.000 He was on television with that glorious mustache.

00:29:18.000 That glorious mustache.

00:29:20.000 Which I still am trying to convince him to get back, but you can follow him at Larry Elder.

00:29:24.000 Larry Elder, thanks for being on the show, good sir.

00:29:27.000 My pleasure.

00:29:28.000 No, the stash is gone.

00:29:29.000 Long gone.

00:29:30.000 Gone but not forgotten.

00:29:31.000 No moths.

00:29:32.000 Why?

00:29:33.000 Well, it's a long story, but I use the depilatory on my face like a lot of black men because I have ingrown hairs. 1.00

00:29:39.000 And one morning I get up, and I put it on too deeply on one side, and it burned that side.

00:29:45.000 So I did the other side, it burned that side.

00:29:47.000 Finally, I ended up having a little thing like Hitler. 0.89

00:29:49.000 So I got rid of it, and I found out that nobody even noticed.

00:29:52.000 All these years, I was 19 years old, I think, when I first had this bash.

00:29:55.000 All these years, Stephen, I find out nobody even noticed.

00:29:58.000 So I didn't take the time anymore. 0.97

00:30:00.000 Black Hitler. 0.95

00:30:01.000 I noticed. 0.97

00:30:02.000 You know why?

00:30:02.000 Because I can't grow one.

00:30:04.000 So I think it's one of those things, if you don't have it, you notice it.

00:30:07.000 And maybe, did all your friends have Gloria's stashes, so it was just kind of, you know, run of the mill?

00:30:12.000 I think it's a black man thing.

00:30:13.000 If you notice, black men, by proportion, have a lot more mustaches than white guys do. 1.00

00:30:17.000 I'm not quite sure why.

00:30:18.000 My dad never did, but most of the guys in my neighborhood did.

00:30:21.000 You know, growing hair was a cool thing, so I always had it, and...

00:30:25.000 When I got rid of it, I found out nobody noticed, so now I save about 15 minutes a day.

00:30:29.000 Multiply that out.

00:30:30.000 Why did he have to go straight to the racial thing?

00:30:32.000 Move this man! 0.82

00:30:34.000 Move! 0.97

00:30:35.000 Goes right to the racial thing.

00:30:37.000 Well, because we got a Supreme Court nomination happening, and that's gone racial.

00:30:41.000 You hear about that?

00:30:42.000 Lawrence Tribe is a Harvard professor. 0.85

00:30:44.000 He says the reason the Republicans are throwing sand in the gears is because Obama's black. 0.58

00:30:49.000 Yeah. 0.87

00:30:50.000 Now, never mind.

00:30:51.000 Obama wanted to filibuster Sam Alito.

00:30:56.000 Well, back to the mustaches, too, if you're talking about Italian-Americans. 1.00

00:31:04.000 Listen, forgive me as a layman.

00:31:06.000 You're obviously a much more informed and well-read gentleman than me.

00:31:10.000 If it's not the Senate's job to sort of assist in this vetting, I'm a little confused as to their role.

00:31:16.000 What's unconstitutional about this?

00:31:18.000 Well, the Senate's role is advise and consent.

00:31:22.000 They also have to vote on the nominee, but there's no rule that requires them to vote on the nominee, let alone vote on the nominee in a president's lame duck year.

00:31:30.000 And Chuck Schumer in 2007 and Bush's last year said he wasn't going to approve any nominees whatsoever.

00:31:36.000 Barack Obama, as I mentioned, joined a filibuster to stop Sam Alito from even coming to the floor for a vote.

00:31:42.000 So when the shoes on the other foot These guys have no problem whatsoever trying to get their guys to know.

00:31:47.000 When it's not, then they yell and scream.

00:31:49.000 It's all politics.

00:31:50.000 The bottom line is there will be no Supreme Court nominee until Obama is gone.

00:31:55.000 It'll be up to the next president because the Republicans won't have it over their dead body. 0.99

00:31:59.000 And the other way around, the Democrats will be doing the same thing as they've done in the past.

00:32:04.000 Over your dead body.

00:32:05.000 Well, if you're talking about running against the Hillary Clinton... 0.82

00:32:08.000 Your punishment must be mastered.

00:32:10.000 It's quite possible.

00:32:12.000 So, okay, Mr.

00:32:13.000 Elder, this is important, but I also sort of wanted to talk, because you were really obviously with the Clarence Thomas thing at the forefront, and that is interesting to sort of go back to.

00:32:23.000 about how politically correct we've gotten.

00:32:25.000 What was this big controversy?

00:32:27.000 Because it was on Twitter, and there's an entire generation I know about this, and the Coke can, and the short and curly. 0.92

00:32:33.000 There's an entire generation who doesn't know, and so they believe that Clarence Thomas is a horrible womanizer and sexual harasser who still is sitting on the court. 0.97

00:32:41.000 As briefly as you can, for those dumbasses listening, let them know what the big scandal was about with Clarence Thomas. 0.98

00:32:46.000 Well, first you have to go back to the prior nominee, and that was Robert Bork. 0.65

00:32:51.000 Robert Bork in 1987 was nominated by Ronald Reagan.

00:32:54.000 Now, normally these things don't make any real difference, but Bork was going to replace a liberal, and the court would have then shifted 5-4 in favor of the conservatives.

00:33:02.000 Believe it or not, Antonin Scalia, arguably the most conservative justice who's serving right now, or was serving, Got confirmed unanimously, not a single vote against him.

00:33:11.000 Ruth Brady Ginsburg, very liberal, not a single vote against her. 0.64

00:33:15.000 Nobody cared until all of a sudden the court was going to shift from liberal to conservative, and then Robert Bork was nominated, and he was called everything but a child of God.

00:33:25.000 He was defeated on the floor, so Bush submitted, excuse me, Reagan submitted another conservative, a black one, hoping that even the Democrats weren't going to stop this guy because he would have been the second black guy to be on the Supreme Court. 0.71

00:33:37.000 But it turns out that a woman surfaced named Anita Hill, who used to work for him, who claims he sexually harassed her.

00:33:43.000 What did he do?

00:33:44.000 He apparently hit on her, not physically, just made moves on her, didn't touch her.

00:33:49.000 And apparently said, for some reason, there's a pubic hair on my coat. 0.98

00:33:53.000 All of a sudden, he's a serial racist. 0.97

00:33:56.000 Hold on.

00:33:57.000 It's just because you run through such a serious series of events.

00:34:01.000 Just got to toss out one in there.

00:34:03.000 Just toss out in there with a straight face.

00:34:04.000 And that was what it was.

00:34:05.000 It was something like he was kind of in a break room.

00:34:08.000 I was telling Not Gay Jared about this.

00:34:10.000 And he didn't really know the story.

00:34:10.000 He's younger.

00:34:11.000 I said, yeah, his big sin was he said, ah, look at this.

00:34:15.000 So someone's pubic hair in my Coke can and kept on walking.

00:34:18.000 And that was the big thing.

00:34:20.000 He'd just gotten divorced.

00:34:21.000 He was apparently lonely.

00:34:22.000 He was hitting on this woman at work. 1.00

00:34:24.000 And this is his clumsy way of doing it.

00:34:25.000 But he didn't touch her.

00:34:26.000 He didn't harass her.

00:34:28.000 He didn't assault her.

00:34:29.000 He certainly didn't rape her.

00:34:30.000 And why this was a big deal only was because of the politics.

00:34:33.000 Anyway, Clarence Thomas is there and apparently has not put a public care on anybody's cult since then.

00:34:38.000 So he's reformed.

00:34:39.000 Well, I wonder if that's a problem with when you had the mustache.

00:34:43.000 You know, that can be confused if you leave it there, and you're burning it off, and you have the half-Hitler, and you're leaving hairs everywhere. 0.91

00:34:49.000 So what's this on the Coke hand?

00:34:50.000 Larry, I hope, as a matter of fact, they would hope Larry had taken a sip of your Coke.

00:34:55.000 Wouldn't you?

00:34:56.000 Well, it's another thing I'm going to have to worry about, since I don't have the stache.

00:34:59.000 That's a high-ticket eBay item.

00:35:01.000 He doesn't drink Cokes anymore.

00:35:04.000 Well, I just wanted to briefly touch on that because he was trending, I'm sure you saw, on Twitter, where people were praising the death of Scalia.

00:35:11.000 They were thrilled with it.

00:35:13.000 Listen, and I will tell you, I made fun of Ted Kennedy when he died because he killed somebody.

00:35:18.000 So I don't begrudge people for that.

00:35:20.000 I just point out the hypocrisy that the left demands respect when their people pass, and of course they show none. 0.88

00:35:25.000 Well, here's another level of hypocrisy. 0.93

00:35:27.000 When Scalia died, there are a whole bunch of tweets saying, what is Clarence Thomas going to do now that his puppet master is dead? 0.86

00:35:34.000 Because they typically vote the same. 1.00

00:35:35.000 What people are saying is that Clarence Thomas is so stupid, he doesn't know what he's doing until Scalia tells him what to do. 1.00

00:35:41.000 Now, if that's not racist, I don't know what it is. 1.00

00:35:45.000 What is your problem, you insensitive a**hole? 0.99

00:35:49.000 That's what I say to those people. 0.99

00:35:50.000 There is a magazine, Stephen, that came out a few years ago.

00:35:53.000 It's now called Emerge Magazine.

00:35:55.000 Yeah.

00:35:55.000 The caricature of Clarence Thomas on the cover of the magazine with him holding a lantern.

00:36:00.000 And the graphic said, Justice Clarence Thomas, lawn jockey to the far right.

00:36:05.000 Inside the magazine, this is a black magazine now, coming out once a month.

00:36:08.000 It was published by Ebony.

00:36:10.000 Inside the magazine is a caricature of Clarence Thomas on his knees, shining...

00:36:15.000 Antonin Scalia's shoes.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, well, I mean...

00:36:18.000 This is how these guys roll.

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 Open-minded, empathetic, non-racist, caring.

00:36:25.000 We care about black people, left-wing, until there's a black conservative who, of course, refutes the whole narrative that blacks are oppressed, that the man is still holding his back.

00:36:35.000 And so somebody like Clarence Thomas, and if I may say Larry Elder, are a direct breath of that narrative, and therefore we have to be maligned as Uncle Toms and sellouts.

00:36:43.000 And also, that character is inaccurate, because the one time I've seen Antonin Scalia with a full shot, which I'm sure no doubt thrilled Dick Morris, he was wearing brushed suede shoes.

00:36:51.000 You don't need to shine those.

00:36:52.000 So the left does not care about accuracy.

00:36:54.000 I won't be questioned on my accuracy.

00:36:56.000 They couldn't care less.

00:36:56.000 No, they don't.

00:36:57.000 No, they couldn't.

00:36:58.000 No, it's funny that you talk about that.

00:37:00.000 And, you know, then there was this article where people got really mad this week, I don't know if you read it, where Bill Clinton...

00:37:04.000 He effectively said, you know, he was colorblind.

00:37:06.000 And I didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

00:37:08.000 I think it was disingenuous.

00:37:09.000 But then the left attacked him for saying, when you're colorblind, you're erasing all the accomplishments of black Americans. 0.51

00:37:15.000 So if you recognize racial difference, you're racist. 0.95

00:37:17.000 And if you don't, you're racist. 1.00

00:37:19.000 It seems, listen, we're screwed. 0.99

00:37:20.000 That's not how I took what Bill Clinton said. 0.99

00:37:23.000 What he said was that most people are not 100% black.

00:37:27.000 And he said that Barack Obama was 100% black.

00:37:30.000 So what's the big deal about him being, quote, the first black president?

00:37:33.000 Essentially saying that Obama's historic presidency was not all that big a deal.

00:37:39.000 My wife will be the first female, which is 100% female, would be a bigger deal. 1.00

00:37:43.000 That's kind of what he said.

00:37:45.000 Yeah, but that's just sort of the social justice class competing for the biggest victim status. 1.00

00:37:50.000 That wasn't what the left was upset about.

00:37:52.000 They were upset about him claiming to be colorblind, that we're all African, essentially.

00:37:57.000 Meryl Streep was that we're all African.

00:38:00.000 And it's like...

00:38:01.000 It's not entirely accurate, firstly, but who really cares?

00:38:05.000 I mean, Meryl Streep, people get so up in arms about it.

00:38:08.000 Have you noticed, as a black American, oh gosh, there's a spider on my monitor. 0.86

00:38:12.000 This is a nightmare. 0.98

00:38:13.000 Jared, this is a nightmare.

00:38:15.000 I'm serious.

00:38:16.000 I don't know if we get it.

00:38:16.000 I see it.

00:38:17.000 I'm glad it's over there.

00:38:18.000 Oh my gosh.

00:38:19.000 I'm flicking this thing off.

00:38:20.000 I hate spiders.

00:38:21.000 I've talked about this on it.

00:38:21.000 I'm sorry, Larry.

00:38:22.000 My girlfriend is a huge arachnophobic. 1.00

00:38:24.000 She cannot stand spiders.

00:38:26.000 And so naturally, whenever there's one around, I pick it up and chase her with it.

00:38:29.000 Well, that's horrible.

00:38:31.000 Okay, there we go.

00:38:31.000 I flicked it off.

00:38:32.000 It is horrible.

00:38:33.000 Hopper, my dog, is in the studio.

00:38:34.000 He'll bite it.

00:38:35.000 Well, I don't think it's a logical...

00:38:36.000 No, it's a logical fear.

00:38:38.000 You know why? 0.51

00:38:39.000 They're the world's littlest murderers.

00:38:40.000 So it's like saying, why are you afraid of murderers, Stephen?

00:38:44.000 Why are you afraid of O.J. Simpson?

00:38:46.000 I'm afraid because they kill people.

00:38:48.000 That's why I don't like murderers.

00:38:48.000 Well, what I mean is picking them up, though, and chasing people with them is immaturity.

00:38:54.000 That's true.

00:38:54.000 But on the other hand, it allows me to park in handicapped parking.

00:38:57.000 So...

00:38:57.000 This is very true.

00:38:59.000 Well, all you have to do is gain a whole lot of weight, and you can park in handicapped parking.

00:39:04.000 That's all you have to do now.

00:39:04.000 I've never tried that.

00:39:05.000 Well, you know, you might want to consider it.

00:39:07.000 I got out of the car one time, and a cop said, what's your handicap?

00:39:11.000 And I said, I have low self-esteem.

00:39:13.000 And he said, great.

00:39:14.000 So I was able to stay there.

00:39:15.000 Is that a true story?

00:39:15.000 Really?

00:39:16.000 He let you go?

00:39:17.000 No, it's not a true story.

00:39:18.000 I made it up.

00:39:19.000 Okay.

00:39:20.000 I don't know.

00:39:21.000 It sounds like it could be a true story.

00:39:23.000 You started lying, so I thought I was lying, too.

00:39:25.000 Well, I wasn't lying about spiders. 0.94

00:39:26.000 They are murderers.

00:39:27.000 You ever seen what a brown recluse does? 1.00

00:39:28.000 All right, let me bring you back to the social... 0.99

00:39:31.000 Have you seen this as a black American? 0.99

00:39:33.000 So you've talked about this.

00:39:34.000 You've always been big on personal responsibility.

00:39:36.000 You're more of a libertarian.

00:39:37.000 After the break, I want to give you more of the floor so we can talk about your column on Donald Trump.

00:39:41.000 And Iraq, because I thought it was important and interesting, but we can't do that in the next two minutes.

00:39:46.000 But, staying on this frame with sort of Clarence Thomas, do you feel that in 2016, after our Barack Obama presidency, we are more racially divided or united than, say, in 2001 or 1999?

00:39:59.000 We are less racist now than ever before, but we're still walking on eggshells because if you criticize Obama, Jimmy Carter, the former president, said about Obamacare that he wouldn't have gotten the same criticism Had he been a white president, which is bull, because Hillary Care, which was done by Hillary, who's white, was also criticized.

00:40:17.000 The point is, people are walking on eggshells.

00:40:19.000 If you criticize Obama too harshly and you're white, you're perceived to be racist. 0.95

00:40:24.000 You criticize him too harshly and you're black, you're an Uncle Tom. 1.00

00:40:26.000 But we get along better than ever before. 0.83

00:40:28.000 The number one way of telling whether or not a society is working out is interracial marriage. 0.60

00:40:32.000 In 1954, only 5% supported it.

00:40:35.000 Now it's about 90%.

00:40:37.000 And there are more interracial marriages than ever before.

00:40:39.000 So we are a more open-minded, tolerant society than ever before.

00:40:42.000 But there is a political correctness kind of thing that people are perceiving as racist, which I don't think it's racism at all.

00:40:48.000 I think you're going to see that go back.

00:40:49.000 I think you're going to see...

00:40:52.000 I think you're going to see that go back because you've heard the term, no doubt, cuck-servative.

00:40:55.000 And I've been called one because I was talking on Twitter.

00:40:57.000 I said, well, yeah, I would adopt an African child if we were to adopt.

00:41:02.000 I wouldn't care where I came from.

00:41:03.000 And I will say the racist tweets that come out of – certainly not – I've listened.

00:41:08.000 I was there at the first Tea Party with Andrew Breitbart, Michelle Malkin at Dallas South Fork Ranch.

00:41:11.000 But I will say some of the tweets now that come out of the alternative right or the Donald Trump camp, I've never seen this before.

00:41:17.000 And I think some of it is showmanship.

00:41:18.000 But I think there's a rejection, like you said, of political correctness.

00:41:22.000 And we have one minute, real quick, and then we'll bring you back up and talk about Donald Trump.

00:41:25.000 Do you worry that the pendulum can go too far the other way in the face of political correctness?

00:41:29.000 No, I really don't.

00:41:30.000 Look, there are 300 million Americans.

00:41:32.000 10% of them think Elvis is still alive.

00:41:34.000 8% believe if you send him a letter, you're going to get it.

00:41:36.000 He's going to get it.

00:41:37.000 So you've got to write off 10% of the people. 1.00

00:41:38.000 They're just morons. 1.00

00:41:39.000 But most people, I think, evaluate people based upon the content of their character, not the color of their skin. 1.00

00:41:45.000 skin.

00:41:45.000 That's pretty much where we are right now in society.

00:41:47.000 Well, okay.

00:41:48.000 I think those are wise words to go to a break with.

00:41:51.000 To go to a break with which will be horribly immature with our filled commercial breaks.

00:41:54.000 But, yeah, it's funny that you mention that.

00:41:57.000 10% believe Elvis is alive?

00:41:58.000 Is that an actual number?

00:41:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:00.000 And 8% believe if you send him a letter, he'll get it.

00:42:02.000 Well, is it 8% of that 10% or 8% of the American populace?

00:42:07.000 8% of the American public.

00:42:08.000 I don't believe that.

00:42:09.000 Okay, we'll come back after this with Larry Elder.

00:42:11.000 We're going to fact check that during the break.

00:42:13.000 Loud or with Crowder.

00:42:14.000 Stay tuned.

00:42:14.000 Look it up.

00:42:58.000 I'm Barry Matheson.

00:42:59.000 We'll now take you to Town Hall with Ben Carson and CNN's Anderson Cooper, who is a queer. 1.00

00:43:09.000 Dr.

00:43:10.000 Ben Carson, what I admire most about you is your integrity, and I wanted to know your thoughts on how your opponent Mr.

00:43:19.000 Donald Trump said that he would support the good things that Planned Parenthood does.

00:43:25.000 Well, thank you for your question.

00:43:27.000 And I'm very grateful to be here at the town hall discussing these issues that matter with you people in the United States.

00:43:35.000 I think division has been a very serious problem in this country.

00:43:39.000 And coming together in a place like this is emblematic of the power The American people still have in themselves.

00:43:48.000 On the issue of life, I firmly believe that we must either determine to be a culture of life or of death, and as it relates to abortion and plan... 0.68

00:44:01.000 Wait, is Donald Trump actually saying that?

00:44:04.000 We'll keep you updated when we return to Dr.

00:44:07.000 Ben Carson's Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper who likes the film.

00:44:13.000 You're a strange animal That's what I know But you're a strange animal I got to follow Oh, I'm in the speedy

00:44:39.000 So glad to be back.

00:44:45.000 Hopefully that spider in the studio is gone.

00:44:47.000 That will haunt my dreams forever.

00:44:49.000 Back with Larry Elder.

00:44:51.000 Mr.

00:44:51.000 Elder, where's the best place for people to find you, by the way?

00:44:54.000 They can go to my website, LarryElder.com, or my blog, ElderStatement.com, and I'm very active on Twitter, at Larry Elder.

00:45:02.000 And you do the podcasting as well, right?

00:45:02.000 This is true.

00:45:05.000 Well, I have a show that I do on KRLA Salem, and I'll be having some big news in a couple of days, Stephen.

00:45:12.000 My show is going to be expanding, and I can't talk about it right now, but it's going to be...

00:45:17.000 A really, really huge, something I say deal.

00:45:20.000 Okay.

00:45:21.000 I'm glad to hear it for her.

00:45:22.000 I'm glad to see that happening.

00:45:23.000 By the way, also, not to steal your thunder, we have to thank KLID Missouri for picking us up.

00:45:28.000 We're just being picked up with these affiliates, and thank you.

00:45:31.000 We never expect it.

00:45:32.000 So, Mr.

00:45:32.000 Very grateful.

00:45:34.000 Now, I want to set the stage.

00:45:34.000 Elder.

00:45:36.000 You seem to have been...

00:45:38.000 Is Trump your guy, or are you just...

00:45:41.000 Who do you like?

00:45:43.000 No.

00:45:44.000 Trump is a populist.

00:45:45.000 He's not a conservative, not a fiscal conservative.

00:45:47.000 I am.

00:45:48.000 I'm a libertarian, as you pointed out.

00:45:49.000 Trump is not that.

00:45:50.000 He's an economic populist.

00:45:52.000 But an economic populist beats those two socialists on the other side.

00:45:55.000 And both of them are socialists.

00:45:56.000 Bernie's just an admitted one.

00:45:58.000 Hillary's just one on layaway. 1.00

00:46:00.000 You don't think Hillary's a populist as well? 1.00

00:46:01.000 Any one of these guys would be better than Hillary. 1.00

00:46:03.000 I'm an ABC guy.

00:46:04.000 Anybody but Hillary. 1.00

00:46:05.000 But I like Ted Cruz a lot.

00:46:07.000 I think Ted Cruz is probably the most consistent.

00:46:09.000 Marco Rubio might be the most electable, but I'm bothered by the Gang of Eight business.

00:46:13.000 Yeah, I think almost everybody shares your sentiment who isn't in the Donald Trump sort of, you know, cult, if you look at it reasonably.

00:46:13.000 Right.

00:46:22.000 I will say...

00:46:25.000 I don't believe Donald Trump is anything.

00:46:43.000 You were raised, you had Reagan, you even had Nixon before scandal before that, certainly as far as contrasting economies and policies.

00:46:50.000 I come from a generation of people who've never seen actual conservatism.

00:46:53.000 The closest they've seen is George Bush, and you know there are problems there.

00:46:57.000 So I'm just at a point...

00:46:58.000 Where I believe unless there is a stark contrast, if a Republican is put in there who's effectively a leftist, I do think that you'll never see another conservative elected because they'll say, well, we tried both sides, they're all the same.

00:47:09.000 And that's where, don't you think that Bernie Sanders versus Ted Cruz would be as far as, you know, you're interested in ideas?

00:47:14.000 Don't you think that would be the most beautiful election as far as purity and contrasting true ideas?

00:47:20.000 I hadn't thought about it, but probably so.

00:47:22.000 Bernie Sanders is obviously a socialist, but I think the entire party is a socialist party.

00:47:28.000 That's where the base is.

00:47:29.000 Look at what he wants.

00:47:30.000 He wants paid tuition, so does Hillary. 0.69

00:47:32.000 He wants paid family leave, so does Hillary. 0.98

00:47:35.000 He wants to take from the rich, give from the poor, so does Hillary. 1.00

00:47:37.000 He wants to tax the rich even more, so does Hillary. 0.99

00:47:40.000 They both have an anti-free trade policy now.

00:47:42.000 So there really isn't a whole lot of difference between the two of them, other than Bernie Sanders has been saying the same kind of stuff a longer time.

00:47:48.000 But if you look at the mandatory, the payroll taxes and the mandatory health insurance sort of premium tax, I think Bernie does go, and he wants to start the higher taxes a little bit further down.

00:47:57.000 My point is he's more open and honest about it.

00:47:59.000 To the general American public...

00:48:00.000 You know, you have a guy who says...

00:48:02.000 And listen, I think we can both say this about Bernie Sanders.

00:48:04.000 He's crazy, but I believe he's genuine, and I respect that he has not run a dirty campaign against Hillary when he could have.

00:48:11.000 So I do think in a general, I don't think he's going to be slinging as much mud as a Clinton. 0.90

00:48:15.000 So tell me if you think I'm wrong.

00:48:17.000 I think you're right, but I also think the reason he hasn't...

00:48:20.000 been slinging the mud is, I don't really think Bernie Sanders thought he had a ghost of a chance of winning.

00:48:24.000 I think he was a message guy and wanted to push the party to the left.

00:48:27.000 I think he's a shock of anybody who's a front-runner.

00:48:29.000 That's why he didn't get Henry on the email.

00:48:30.000 He could have.

00:48:31.000 That's why he's not brought up campaign contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

00:48:35.000 That's not why he brought up the women that Hillary apparently was blind. 1.00

00:48:38.000 Anita Broderick, a woman that claimed she was raped by Bill Clinton, says two weeks after the election, Hillary came up to her and verbally intimidated her. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Anybody else running for president trying to really get elected would bring that kind of stuff up.

00:48:48.000 The fact that he is not It suggests to me that he really was there to have a good time.

00:48:52.000 He's 74 years old.

00:48:53.000 Be a nice little period at the end of the paragraph of my career.

00:48:56.000 And he's shocked that he's now arguably the frontrunner.

00:48:59.000 I would disagree.

00:49:00.000 And Jared could say this.

00:49:00.000 You know, since the beginning of this program, I said, don't look past, I think Bernie Sanders could be the nominee.

00:49:04.000 Now, I still don't think he probably will.

00:49:05.000 I think it's about a 40% chance.

00:49:07.000 But I've always said...

00:49:08.000 I think if it were completely up to the voter, he would be.

00:49:10.000 If it were up to the voter...

00:49:11.000 I think the superdelegates are really...

00:49:14.000 The only way Bernie Sanders could be the nomination is if the Justice Department indicts Hillary... 1.00

00:49:18.000 And they're not going to do that.

00:49:19.000 So Hillary is damaged goods. 1.00

00:49:20.000 She's got this email scandal hanging over her head. 1.00

00:49:22.000 But there's no way they're going to nominate somebody who's an out-and-out, blatant socialist.

00:49:27.000 Yeah, well, you know, you may be right.

00:49:29.000 I think four years ago that would have been entirely correct.

00:49:32.000 I think now they're letting their freak flag fly, but we'll see what happens.

00:49:35.000 I wanted to talk about, you know, Donald Trump.

00:49:37.000 You did write this piece on Donald Trump saying that George Bush lied to take us to Iraq.

00:49:42.000 I posted out, you know, there's this big lie that we never found WMDs.

00:49:45.000 That's, of course, false.

00:49:46.000 The New York Times admitted said it was false.

00:49:47.000 Now, if people want to then narrow it and say, well, we didn't find active nukes, okay.

00:49:50.000 So you wrote a piece about this.

00:49:52.000 Explain it for the listener, because I thought it was really well done and important.

00:49:56.000 Well, to believe that George W. Bush lied into Iraq is to believe that the CIA did 9-11, or that O.J. Simpson did not murder two people.

00:50:04.000 The evidence is overwhelming that George W. Bush did not lie.

00:50:08.000 There's a commission that was set up by Congress to look into the intel.

00:50:11.000 It's called the Rahab Silverman Commission.

00:50:13.000 The guy named Lawrence Silverman wrote a piece in the Wall Street Journal, and the headline was, The Dangerous Lie That Bush Lied.

00:50:20.000 And he took the task, a reporter for the Associated Press, Who publicly said that George W. Bush lied.

00:50:25.000 He said we spent a whole bunch of time looking at it, but while the intel was wrong and we didn't find the stockpiles, nobody lied.

00:50:31.000 Bob Woodward, the famous Woodward Bernstein guy, spent 18 months writing a book about all of this.

00:50:36.000 He said nobody lied.

00:50:37.000 Indeed, George W. Bush was more skeptical about the intel that was brought to him by George Tenet, the CIA director, who served, by the way, both under Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, gave them both the same intel.

00:50:47.000 He said it was a slam dunk that the intel was there.

00:50:50.000 We have 16 intelligence agencies that do investigations on the intel, 16.

00:50:54.000 All 16 said at the highest level of probability, there's no such thing as 100% certainty, all 16 said that Saddam Hussein had WMD.

00:51:03.000 The only quarrel was over how far along he was getting a nuke.

00:51:06.000 So nobody lied.

00:51:07.000 It's a lie that he lied.

00:51:09.000 And I'm shocked because even Hillary, who voted for the war and then later on turned against it, never said he lied.

00:51:14.000 Obama gave a speech in October of 2002, his famous speech when he was running for Centive, and called the Iraq war a dumb war.

00:51:21.000 He didn't say anybody lied.

00:51:22.000 Bernie Sanders brags about his vote against the Iraq war.

00:51:25.000 He never said anybody lied.

00:51:26.000 No, I know.

00:51:27.000 Did I have a Republican saying it?

00:51:28.000 Well, it's basically a Republican using code pink talking points, who also was a borderline truther.

00:51:33.000 I think it's important to note, and I think, listen, it's also important to note that you can disagree with the war in Iraq, as many libertarians do, and not necessarily accuse George Bush of lying.

00:51:43.000 Before we go, Larry Elder, where can people find you one last time, real quick?

00:51:47.000 At Larry Elder, larryelder.com.

00:51:49.000 My blog is elderstatement.com.

00:51:51.000 I'm on KRLA from 9 p.m.

00:51:54.000 until 11 p.m.

00:51:55.000 every night.

00:51:55.000 We have to go!

00:51:56.000 I gotta let you go!

00:51:57.000 I love you, Larry Elder!

00:51:58.000 We'll be back!

00:51:59.000 Love you.

00:52:26.000 This is breaking news on Water with Crawler.

00:52:30.000 I'm Perry Matheson.

00:52:31.000 We now return to you to Dr.

00:52:34.000 Ben Carson's Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper, who likes me.

00:52:40.000 Yes, Dr.

00:52:41.000 Carson, thank you for taking my question.

00:52:44.000 I would like to know...

00:52:46.000 As someone who is a neurosurgeon with a high educational pedigree, like myself, how you could be so misled into believing that the pyramids had oatmeal in them?

00:53:00.000 Well, listen, I think that's an unfair characterization of what I put forward.

00:53:06.000 I believe that there are many different theories about what's going on in the pyramids.

00:53:15.000 Don't you want to know?

00:53:17.000 The reason I ask that question is because I want to go!

00:53:21.000 Just like about Barack Obama's college records, I want to go!

00:53:26.000 Don't you want it?

00:53:27.000 I want to go!

00:53:29.000 I don't even want to go!

00:53:31.000 We'll keep you updated when we return to Dr.

00:53:34.000 Ben Carson's Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper, who likes...

00:53:40.000 - This week in feminism. - Oh my God, I can't believe here in Seattle this guy is just using the women's room Just using it.

00:53:56.000 Deal with it. 1.00

00:53:56.000 Gender rule, bitch. 1.00

00:53:57.000 Oh my god, you're not even transgender. 1.00

00:54:01.000 It's so obvious.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, I am.

00:54:03.000 No.

00:54:04.000 Yeah, prove I'm not.

00:54:05.000 That's so unfair.

00:54:05.000 I'm a tranny.

00:54:06.000 You're marginalizing... 0.56

00:54:08.000 Hands are coming down!

00:54:09.000 Welcome to Cool News.

00:54:24.000 News with a super cool approach.

00:54:27.000 I am your host, Phil Cool.

00:54:30.000 This week, at the DNC debate...

00:54:33.000 My computer just went blank, P. Ray.

00:54:38.000 Updating.

00:54:40.000 You know anything about no update, man?

00:54:42.000 Yeah.

00:54:44.000 Why is it updating?

00:54:44.000 It's got a little bar moving along.

00:54:46.000 What's going on? 0.99

00:54:50.000 Man, I didn't update my ass. 0.99

00:54:52.000 I was supposed to have this updated. 0.99

00:54:54.000 You knew about this update last night?

00:54:56.000 That's your job as a production engineer to update this.

00:55:01.000 You didn't do no update?

00:55:02.000 No.

00:55:03.000 Okay, this is the real point, man.

00:55:06.000 I want you to be straight with me, man.

00:55:09.000 Did you do this deliberately to embarrass me where I would be on air reading copy with a blank computer?

00:55:17.000 Hey, be right!

00:55:19.000 Oh, hey, loud.

00:55:34.000 Didn't see you there.

00:55:35.000 What are you doing?

00:55:35.000 Hell, I'm just relaxing and enjoying my 1978 Baldo, a fine beverage after a fine game of racquetball at the Wimbledon.

00:55:43.000 There's no more quality establishment than the Wimbledon, you know.

00:55:46.000 That sounds fun.

00:55:47.000 I don't really know a whole lot about wine.

00:55:49.000 That's why I go to simplifiedwine.com, or I just call their number.

00:55:53.000 What's that number, Jared?

00:55:54.000 844-297-WINE. Oh, where'd he come from?

00:55:58.000 His voice aggravates me.

00:55:59.000 I have him chained to a caravan.

00:56:01.000 For simpletons like me who don't know a whole lot about wine, just what I like, it makes it easy.

00:56:06.000 I either get to call, go to the website, talk with a sommelier, list what I like, what I don't like, my budget, and can have it shipped directly to my door, or gift-wrapped and sent to a friend.

00:56:16.000 It doesn't get any simpler than that.

00:56:18.000 Simplified wine, you say?

00:56:19.000 I prefer more of a barrier to entry. 1.00

00:56:22.000 I know you do, Lyle, but you're an elitist bastard. 0.98

00:56:24.000 That's why for simpletons like me, I prefer simplifiedwine.com or just calling 844-297-WINE. You've 0.99

00:57:13.000 found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

00:57:17.000 Politics.

00:57:18.000 Civility.

00:57:19.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

00:57:21.000 Entertainment.

00:57:22.000 I don't like entertainment.

00:57:24.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:57:27.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

00:57:29.000 If you have a very unhealthy body, you should have a horrible body image.

00:57:31.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

00:57:34.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

00:57:36.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal. 0.97

00:57:40.000 You're a strange animal. 0.95

00:57:42.000 That's what I know. 0.99

00:57:44.000 You're getting louder with Crowder. 0.99

00:57:47.000 But you're a strange animal. 0.73

00:57:49.000 I got to follow. 0.90

00:57:51.000 Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound.

00:57:56.000 Wow!

00:57:59.000 Oh, oh, oh. 0.94

00:58:02.000 You're the strange animal! 0.53

00:58:04.000 That's what we all know. 0.99

00:58:05.000 You're all strange animals if you're listening to this show. 0.98

00:58:07.000 Is it corny? 0.52

00:58:08.000 Yeah, it's a little bit off the wall.

00:58:10.000 Producing with me in the video studio, as always, is NotGayJared. 0.68

00:58:10.000 Yeah. 0.68

00:58:15.000 You can follow him at NotGayJared and me at SCrowder.

00:58:18.000 Legally, I've fulfilled my obligations.

00:58:20.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:58:22.000 We good?

00:58:24.000 We are good.

00:58:25.000 Proceed.

00:58:26.000 What was it that you said during the break?

00:58:28.000 You said there was something you wanted to...

00:58:29.000 Oh, I thought it was so funny.

00:58:30.000 Right before I came here, I was watching the news to educate myself, kind of.

00:58:36.000 And why did you say it in a 20s newsboy?

00:58:39.000 I don't know.

00:58:39.000 Because I just...

00:58:40.000 It just seems so inappropriate.

00:58:41.000 You know, I still have stacks and stacks of Wall Street journals laying around that.

00:58:45.000 Literally, literally, at least like 400 copies.

00:58:48.000 Never read one.

00:58:49.000 I just didn't bother canceling the subscription. 1.00

00:58:53.000 Pardon my French, but you're an a**hole. 1.00

00:58:56.000 Poorly timed, but I get the point. 1.00

00:58:59.000 A**hole! 0.99

00:59:00.000 Go ahead. 0.97

00:59:02.000 Surprise.

00:59:03.000 President Obama is not attending Scalia's funeral.

00:59:08.000 No, no, of course not.

00:59:10.000 Citing complications and expense of sending the old Secret Service routine.

00:59:17.000 Didn't he go to Trayvon's funeral?

00:59:19.000 Yes.

00:59:21.000 But to redeem himself.

00:59:22.000 He is sending Biden.

00:59:25.000 No word if he's sending a security detail for Biden or not.

00:59:29.000 You don't need to send a security detail for Biden.

00:59:32.000 It's just Boo and Cooter with a shotgun and some Chinese Death Stars. 1.00

00:59:38.000 Yes.

00:59:38.000 You mean ninja stars?

00:59:40.000 Chinese death stars?

00:59:40.000 Ninja stars.

00:59:42.000 It's like the Asian Star Wars. 0.99

00:59:44.000 You combine the Chinese flag with the Star Wars analogy, and you were nowhere close to the actual terminology of ninja stars.

00:59:54.000 It's all the same thing.

00:59:54.000 I think ninjas were Japanese, too.

00:59:56.000 I don't think they were Chinese.

00:59:57.000 I can just imagine the look on his face, though.

00:59:59.000 Totally confused if he's getting a security detail or not.

01:00:01.000 Okay.

01:00:09.000 That is funny.

01:00:09.000 Well, listen, this is a guy who takes time to go to Trayvon's funeral.

01:00:12.000 This is a guy who takes time...

01:00:12.000 Didn't he go to Mike Brown's, too?

01:00:14.000 I forget which ones he went to.

01:00:15.000 Tamir Rice, I think?

01:00:16.000 Maybe Eric Garner's.

01:00:17.000 I don't know.

01:00:18.000 They're all...

01:00:18.000 Didn't he go to the symbolic funeral of Sean King's blackness?

01:00:24.000 No, no, no, no.

01:00:25.000 Sean King, his black identity...

01:00:28.000 I missed my invitation. 1.00

01:00:29.000 ...deserves a funeral.

01:00:30.000 No, no, no.

01:00:30.000 I can't think.

01:00:31.000 Let me think straight. 1.00

01:00:35.000 I think Barack Obama's a gay alcoholic. 1.00

01:00:37.000 Can we just say it? 1.00

01:00:38.000 I think he's a homosexual alcoholic. 1.00

01:00:40.000 I cannot substantiate this in any way, shape, or form. 0.99

01:00:43.000 Somewhere Yosemite Owl is just cheering right now.

01:00:45.000 And he looks like he's always just had a purple popsicle.

01:00:50.000 You notice that about Barack Obama?

01:00:51.000 I know people are going, no, it's not a racist thing.

01:00:54.000 Not all black people look that way.

01:00:56.000 He has oddly shaded lips for his skin.

01:01:00.000 Now that you say that...

01:01:01.000 It's not like Bill Cosby.

01:01:03.000 It's not like Bron James.

01:01:03.000 It's not like Tate Diggs.

01:01:04.000 Barack Obama, for some reason, looks like he got into the stash of blue popsicles.

01:01:11.000 Like that kid whose face has never gotten a wet nap?

01:01:11.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:14.000 Maybe he's just been having a good time with a guy from McDonald's kids' covers.

01:01:17.000 I don't remember his name.

01:01:18.000 The purple potato guy.

01:01:22.000 This is disrespectful.

01:01:23.000 This is our president.

01:01:24.000 You don't talk about the president this way.

01:01:27.000 How dare you! 0.99

01:01:29.000 How dare you! 0.99

01:01:32.000 You are everything that's gone wrong in this world! 1.00

01:01:35.000 You are self-consuming, no-talent, mediocre piece of s**t! 1.00

01:01:41.000 I'll just keep playing this. 1.00

01:01:42.000 I love everything about this.

01:01:45.000 Jared just can't hold it.

01:01:46.000 There's one more.

01:01:47.000 There's one more.

01:01:47.000 I know there's one more, but I'm not ready to bring it up yet.

01:01:50.000 I just want you to stop disrespecting the president.

01:01:52.000 I mean, I don't understand what you...

01:01:54.000 I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966! 0.99

01:01:57.000 Who the f**k are you?! 1.00

01:02:00.000 That is the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.

01:02:03.000 That is the gift that keeps on giving.

01:02:04.000 For those of you who don't know, it's just this guy in New York who goes absolutely nuts on a guy playing a trombone.

01:02:10.000 So, yeah, listen.

01:02:11.000 Tweet me at S. Crowder what you think about Barack Obama missing Scalia's funeral.

01:02:15.000 What's funny is everyone seemed to like Scalia in the Supreme Court and in the legal system, except Barack Obama.

01:02:22.000 At a certain point, it's you.

01:02:23.000 I mean, kind of like Gerald Ford.

01:02:25.000 Everyone actually, there aren't many people who had a lot of negative things to say about Gerald Ford.

01:02:30.000 You know what you haven't heard anyone say in a long time? 0.95

01:02:32.000 I freaking hate Gerald Ford! 0.99

01:02:35.000 I freaking hate him! 0.99

01:02:37.000 You've never heard that? 0.99

01:02:38.000 No, most people talk to you like, oh, is that a president or something?

01:02:42.000 Is that a president?

01:02:43.000 What's that?

01:02:44.000 That was a president.

01:02:45.000 That was a president.

01:02:46.000 Have you seen the Gerald Ford Museum?

01:02:47.000 It looks like the most boring place on earth.

01:02:49.000 Well, what's funny about the Gerald Ford Museum, for those of you who don't know, people watching the live stream.

01:02:52.000 So, if you look at it from an aerial shot, the front looks really big and impressive.

01:02:56.000 He's buried there.

01:02:57.000 I didn't know that until recently.

01:02:57.000 Did you know that?

01:02:58.000 I don't know.

01:02:58.000 He's buried there.

01:02:59.000 His body's just sitting over there.

01:03:00.000 Well, he was actually a good man, Gerald Ford.

01:03:02.000 He didn't do a whole lot.

01:03:03.000 And actually, a lot of people now realize that his pardoning of Nixon was the right thing to do at the time.

01:03:07.000 Whether you liked Nixon or not, it was what the country needed to move forward and progress.

01:03:11.000 And he'll...

01:03:12.000 The Gerald Ford Museum has this really wide entrance, and then it narrows.

01:03:16.000 It's like a pizza slice.

01:03:18.000 So I swear to you, the Gerald Ford Museum, you walk in, it's got the Gerald Ford stuff, I think like his old football uniform, a few things.

01:03:25.000 I'm not joking.

01:03:27.000 Once you go further back towards the end of the triangle, it's got an Elvis exhibit.

01:03:34.000 And stuff that has nothing to do with Gerald Ford whatsoever.

01:03:37.000 They ran out of material.

01:03:39.000 They just ran out of stuff.

01:03:40.000 I've been to the Reagan Library, and you're like, wow, this is just unbelievably impressive.

01:03:44.000 The Gerald Ford Museum is a triangle to fool you.

01:03:48.000 Listen, I want to talk about one thing that a lot of people, I think, right now, you know, Donald Trump, when asked about Israel, said, okay, who in the audience is, yeah, I'm going to stay neutral on Israel-Palestine.

01:03:58.000 Maybe we can make a deal.

01:04:00.000 I would make a good deal, such a good deal, but I want to stay neutral.

01:04:03.000 You know, keep my element of surprise.

01:04:05.000 Again, because element of surprise is more important than principles.

01:04:08.000 I've been called a conservative for supporting Israel.

01:04:11.000 Here's the deal.

01:04:12.000 I understand, you know, for people who don't understand the Israel sort of complicated thing, a lot of people say, why are we giving them so much money?

01:04:17.000 And a lot of people say, well, Ron Paul is an anti-Semite because he doesn't want to give Israel any money.

01:04:21.000 I don't think he's an anti-Semite.

01:04:22.000 What Ron Paul is basically saying is, yes, we give Israel more funding than any individual country.

01:04:27.000 But if you combine all of the countries around them that we work with, like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, well, at one time, I don't know what our relationships are like with Egypt.

01:04:33.000 Now, if you collectively said no money to the Middle East and the United States, Israel would probably be better off. 0.93

01:04:40.000 Because at that point, everyone around them doesn't have our business camaraderie relationship.

01:04:46.000 So that's the argument.

01:04:47.000 I understand that.

01:04:48.000 I also think it's perfectly acceptable to say, okay, no more money to anyone else, but still a little bit to Israel.

01:04:53.000 Why?

01:04:54.000 People say, oh, so you're just, you believe in big government with Israel?

01:04:56.000 No, you do need to understand something.

01:04:57.000 And we had Ted Kennedy on this program.

01:05:00.000 Israel is, pound for pound, the most formidable military force in the world.

01:05:04.000 Their intel is unbelievable.

01:05:07.000 We rely on them for a lot of intelligence.

01:05:09.000 Listen, nearly every relationship in the Middle East that the United States has had at one point, and this is important because a Saudi Arabian prince just came out who, yes, was friends with the Bushes, and now he's basically advocating genocide against the Sunnis. 0.98

01:05:21.000 I don't know if you saw that. 0.61

01:05:22.000 For the longest time, we thought, if you had to simplify Islam, you're like, ah, the Sunnis are the good ones, the Muslims are the bad ones. 1.00

01:05:27.000 Absolutely. 0.82

01:05:28.000 Yeah, well now ISIS is a subset of Sunni. 0.58

01:05:28.000 That's what I was taught. 0.58

01:05:31.000 Yeah. 0.80

01:05:32.000 So that blows your whole thing to hell right there. 0.80

01:05:35.000 So nearly everyone we've had a relationship with at some point has screwed us, almost proactively, except for Israel. 0.98

01:05:43.000 There's one place in there where people are allowed to be any religion, they're allowed to be any ethnicity, they're allowed to be any sexual orientation and not die. 0.98

01:05:51.000 You may hate the Jews, but that's reality. 1.00

01:05:54.000 And there's one place in the world where we have launching pads, we have landing areas, we have safe haven, and that entire dark cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die that is the Middle East. 1.00

01:06:05.000 There's one shining light.

01:06:07.000 Israel.

01:06:08.000 Okay?

01:06:08.000 So it's not just giving money to Israel.

01:06:10.000 When people send these memes, oh, you want American soldiers to die for Israel, there'd be a lot more American soldiers dying if we didn't have an ally in Israel.

01:06:18.000 Okay?

01:06:19.000 They're a very, very important ally.

01:06:20.000 And if you believe that the world would be safer for the United States having a worse relationship with Israel, you're just someone who doesn't understand how things work militarily.

01:06:31.000 Listen, I can understand you from a libertarian standpoint not being a non-interventionist.

01:06:35.000 I can understand it.

01:06:36.000 But you can't argue, you can't substantiate that having no relationship with Israel would make us safer. 0.86

01:06:42.000 So when people say, well listen, it's a mutually beneficial relationship with Israel.

01:06:45.000 Something else I find very funny, we've talked about this, you know.

01:06:48.000 George Bush lied.

01:06:49.000 People died.

01:06:50.000 War for oil.

01:06:51.000 War for oil.

01:06:52.000 Oil.

01:06:53.000 I'm going, okay.

01:06:54.000 Here's something else that's crazy.

01:06:57.000 Who's our biggest ally in the Middle East?

01:06:59.000 Jared?

01:07:01.000 Probably not Egypt.

01:07:03.000 Probably not Syria.

01:07:04.000 I'm going to go with Israel. 0.99

01:07:05.000 You're going to go with Israel? 0.96

01:07:06.000 Absolutely.

01:07:06.000 Because that's what these same people complain about.

01:07:08.000 We have too much financial ties with Israel.

01:07:12.000 What's the one country there, in that godless, forsaken area of the planet, that doesn't have any oil?

01:07:19.000 There's only one.

01:07:20.000 And it's Israel.

01:07:22.000 So if we're going to talk about war for oil, and we're going to talk about, oh, Cheney and Halliburton, the last ally we would pick would be Israel! 0.52

01:07:32.000 We'd be fighting against them!

01:07:33.000 We wouldn't care less about Israel if it was all about... 1.00

01:07:36.000 By the way, when people say war for oil, you have no idea what a war for oil looks like.

01:07:41.000 Think about Desert Storm.

01:07:42.000 We have the oil fields.

01:07:44.000 There's nothing they can do.

01:07:48.000 Take it! 0.98

01:07:49.000 We packed our crap and left! 0.98

01:07:51.000 You don't know what a war for territory looks like. 0.87

01:07:54.000 And the reason people don't know what a war for territory looks like is because they've actually been fortunate enough to live in a time where the world's first anti-evil empire, the world's greatest superpower that's ever existed, the United States, is an anti-empire.

01:08:07.000 As opposed to taking all the territory that we could, like Canada, by, I don't know, midnight tonight.

01:08:14.000 Oh, we want to take Canada?

01:08:14.000 We take it.

01:08:15.000 As opposed to that, oh, we pay people for their goods and services, and we forge alliances, and we're friends with certain people.

01:08:22.000 Other people, you know, if you get on our crop list, we're going to blow you up.

01:08:25.000 That's relatively fair.

01:08:26.000 So when people say war for oil, it's because these people have never actually seen an evil empire in a war for land at work.

01:08:31.000 They've only seen the United States, which they accuse of being an evil empire, and then they turn around, of course, and say it's too expensive with our nation building.

01:08:37.000 Are we an evil empire or are we nation building?

01:08:39.000 It's one or the other.

01:08:41.000 That's a big irony for me.

01:08:42.000 Building an empire is not costly.

01:08:44.000 It's profitable.

01:08:46.000 Nation building is very costly.

01:08:49.000 So we're either nation building or we're an empire.

01:08:53.000 Pick one.

01:08:54.000 We'll be back with actually the PR spokesperson for ISIS. We now return

01:09:24.000 you to the town hall on CNN with Donald Trump and Anderson Cooper, who is clear.

01:09:31.000 Yes, Mr.

01:09:32.000 Trump, thank you for taking my question.

01:09:34.000 I would like to ask you, as someone who has clearly been so successful, what would you say?

01:09:40.000 Is your greatest shortcoming in this election or obstacle to overcome?

01:09:46.000 Well, listen, you're right about the first half, okay?

01:09:49.000 But I don't even think I need...

01:09:50.000 Listen, everyone here knows, okay, I've built a worth $10 billion industry, okay?

01:09:54.000 I employ people.

01:09:56.000 I'm so good at winning.

01:09:57.000 That's why people want Donald Trump, okay?

01:10:00.000 I'm so good at winning.

01:10:01.000 All I do is win.

01:10:02.000 Everywhere I go, I win.

01:10:04.000 Well, you did lose Iowa.

01:10:05.000 Okay, yeah, that was rigged because Ted Cruz lied, okay?

01:10:09.000 And every other poll, every other state, I'm going to win.

01:10:13.000 I have one, okay?

01:10:14.000 So, my thing is, listen, a lot of people have obstacles.

01:10:18.000 A lot of people have shortcomings, okay?

01:10:19.000 I don't have them.

01:10:20.000 That's why I'm so good at winning.

01:10:22.000 Frankly, they call me the winning machine at how much I'm winning all the time.

01:10:26.000 What about that every measurable national poll has you losing to Hillary Clinton in a general election? 1.00

01:10:32.000 Okay, listen, you ungrateful little mother f***er. 1.00

01:10:34.000 I am going to f*** your mother and suck on her c***. 1.00

01:10:37.000 With a pitchfork. 1.00

01:10:39.000 And then I'm going to make orphans of your children. 1.00

01:10:40.000 I am going to hire a lawyer, okay? 0.99

01:10:42.000 A lawyer with a lot of f***ing vowels in his name. 0.99

01:10:45.000 And I am going to make your life a living f***ing hell. 0.99

01:10:49.000 This has been the Town Hall on CNN with Queer Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump. 0.98

01:10:55.000 I'm Perry Mothelan.

01:10:59.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing? 0.99

01:11:01.000 Shoot bad guys. 0.98

01:11:02.000 With what? 1.00

01:11:03.000 AR-15.

01:11:04.000 Where'd you get it?

01:11:05.000 AR-15.com.

01:11:06.000 Oh, there's another one.

01:11:07.000 You got him.

01:11:08.000 Thank God for AR-15.com.

01:11:10.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web.

01:11:15.000 Oh no, there's another one.

01:11:16.000 You got him.

01:11:18.000 With your what?

01:11:19.000 AR-15.

01:11:20.000 From where?

01:11:21.000 AR-15.com.

01:11:22.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

01:11:28.000 Thank you.

01:13:30.000 Gosh, I love the sound of rancid when we're doing the Lauder with Crudder. 0.73

01:13:33.000 Glad to bring on this next guest, an exclusive, a scoop, not gay, Jared. 1.00

01:13:37.000 We had this guy on before you were working with the program.

01:13:40.000 I heard about that.

01:13:41.000 I miss those days.

01:13:42.000 I can't even find those podcasts.

01:13:43.000 They're like ghosts.

01:13:45.000 They're ghosts.

01:13:46.000 I can't find them anywhere.

01:13:47.000 Like a ghost.

01:13:48.000 So this is, I want to make sure I get the name right, the official PR spokesperson for ISIS, Abdul Rachman.

01:13:57.000 Are you there, Abdul?

01:13:58.000 Yes, Stephen.

01:13:59.000 Stephen, I am here.

01:14:01.000 Thank you for having me on your program.

01:14:03.000 No, I'm so glad.

01:14:04.000 Now, did I get that right?

01:14:04.000 Abdul Rachman?

01:14:06.000 You have to put a little more into it.

01:14:09.000 Rachman.

01:14:10.000 Rachman.

01:14:12.000 Better.

01:14:13.000 Better.

01:14:13.000 Far for the course, Stephen.

01:14:14.000 Pretty good.

01:14:16.000 Rachman.

01:14:17.000 I like it.

01:14:19.000 You're coming along very good.

01:14:20.000 Well, thank you.

01:14:21.000 I appreciate it.

01:14:21.000 It's been a while since you've been on the show.

01:14:22.000 I assume you've been pretty busy.

01:14:24.000 I know.

01:14:24.000 I thought I got blacklisted.

01:14:27.000 I was like, first the TSA, now Steven.

01:14:29.000 This is not good.

01:14:31.000 No, you weren't blacklisted.

01:14:32.000 You don't worry about that.

01:14:33.000 You're always welcome here.

01:14:34.000 Even Imam Chaudhry, who personally has requested my death, he's been on here, so you're in good company. 1.00

01:14:41.000 I'm sorry to hear about that for you, Steven.

01:14:44.000 Well, that's okay.

01:14:45.000 It's kind of par for the course with Imam Chaudhry. 1.00

01:14:47.000 So listen, Reuters has reported today that radioactive material has gone missing In Iraq.

01:14:53.000 And that's a big reason why we wanted to have you on.

01:14:55.000 So first question, have you had anything to do with it?

01:15:01.000 See, Stephen, this is exactly why people do not trust the liberal media like you.

01:15:08.000 You know, you are so quick to assume that it happened to be the international network of terrorists hellbent on destroying that entire region.

01:15:17.000 I mean, can you say bias?

01:15:19.000 I think maybe you are guilty of a little bit of bias.

01:15:23.000 I would listen.

01:15:24.000 I wouldn't argue that, but I don't think it's the kind of bias you're thinking.

01:15:28.000 Are you scared?

01:15:29.000 Listen, with this going around right now, a lot of unrest, are you scared of the United States retaliating with this or responding?

01:15:38.000 Scared of what, Stephen?

01:15:39.000 Scared of President Obama?

01:15:41.000 Scared of your drones?

01:15:43.000 Please, there is no single weapon Obama has that can cripple our organization, except for maybe Obamacare.

01:15:51.000 Maybe Obamacare.

01:15:52.000 Okay, well, touche.

01:15:54.000 But I did there, Stephen.

01:15:56.000 I see what you did there.

01:15:57.000 You insulted our healthcare system, so you're not impressed.

01:16:00.000 Do you have good dental there at ISIS? Yes. 0.55

01:16:05.000 I don't know what that is.

01:16:06.000 I promise I will Google it later.

01:16:08.000 You guys have Google?

01:16:10.000 It's Google.sy or something.

01:16:15.000 I don't know.

01:16:16.000 I mean, I don't know where I am.

01:16:18.000 At least you don't have Bing.

01:16:19.000 I mean, you're ahead of the curve if you have any form of Google.

01:16:22.000 Oh, thank Allah.

01:16:25.000 Okay, speaking of which, what do you think about President Obama?

01:16:29.000 You know, I hate to dwell on the negative, but we do have a lot in common.

01:16:34.000 You know, we both play golf.

01:16:35.000 We are both left-handed.

01:16:38.000 We would both like to destroy the Keystone XL pipeline. 1.00

01:16:41.000 So we do have some common ground that we could find before, you know, we kill you all. 0.99

01:16:48.000 Right. 0.99

01:16:49.000 Okay.

01:16:50.000 That kind of took a dark turn.

01:16:52.000 Let me ask you, there's a lot going on with U.S. politics.

01:16:55.000 Have you been following the U.S. political race at all?

01:17:00.000 I've been following it a little bit.

01:17:03.000 Do you have anyone who specifically, if you were obviously, I would imagine you're not getting citizenship.

01:17:09.000 I don't know.

01:17:09.000 How hard would it be for someone like you to get citizenship in the United States?

01:17:14.000 I don't know.

01:17:15.000 I don't know.

01:17:16.000 I have not looked into it.

01:17:18.000 I don't know if...

01:17:19.000 You know, our whole thing is death to America, so it was not high on my list of priorities.

01:17:25.000 But, you know, things change.

01:17:28.000 Things change.

01:17:29.000 Things change.

01:17:30.000 You know, we do have...

01:17:31.000 Funnily enough, we probably have better Middle Eastern cuisine than you have in your ISIS huts. 1.00

01:17:38.000 That is absolutely true, man.

01:17:40.000 I... I hear, you know, Dearborn has a lot of nice restaurants.

01:17:46.000 That is near you.

01:17:48.000 You should, you know, try some out.

01:17:50.000 You know, you might like it.

01:17:53.000 You might want to come live here.

01:17:56.000 I might get an explosion of flavor.

01:17:58.000 Is that what you're talking about?

01:17:59.000 I see what you did there, Steve.

01:18:01.000 Because you bombed people.

01:18:01.000 See?

01:18:02.000 That's pretty good.

01:18:03.000 Not to go back to a serious note.

01:18:05.000 So, okay, if you were American, no.

01:18:06.000 Let's assume it was on your list of priorities.

01:18:08.000 Is there anyone in the race who you'd be looking at, who you'd be supporting right now?

01:18:12.000 You know, I like John Kasich.

01:18:16.000 We have problems with it, too.

01:18:18.000 I know it's a tough name.

01:18:19.000 It is tough.

01:18:20.000 I mean, I thought we had the tough names, but that is a pretty tough one.

01:18:24.000 John.

01:18:25.000 I like John.

01:18:26.000 He seems like he can appeal to both sides.

01:18:29.000 I mean, between you and me, Stephen, a lot of these guys are pretty extreme, if you know what I'm saying.

01:18:36.000 Plus, I've actually been to Ohio.

01:18:39.000 Really?

01:18:41.000 You've been to Ohio?

01:18:41.000 Yes.

01:18:43.000 Unfortunately, yes.

01:18:44.000 I was in Ohio.

01:18:46.000 Well, that's not fair.

01:18:46.000 Not Gay Jared is from Ohio.

01:18:48.000 Oh, I am so sorry for you, Not Gay Jared. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Terrible place. 0.95

01:18:53.000 Terrible place.

01:18:54.000 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, though.

01:18:56.000 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

01:18:57.000 That's true.

01:18:58.000 See, there is a lot that we have in Ohio.

01:19:00.000 And this was shocking to me.

01:19:05.000 There was a restaurant, Stephen, dedicated entirely to Chicken Fingers.

01:19:10.000 Like, it only served chicken fingers.

01:19:14.000 How you allow this state with the chicken finger place to determine your elections, I will never understand.

01:19:23.000 I tell you what, that's where we can find some common ground.

01:19:25.000 I don't understand it either.

01:19:27.000 I also saw today you're trimming your budgets and have even resorted to releasing detainees for $500 a person.

01:19:33.000 Is that true?

01:19:34.000 Oh...

01:19:35.000 Yes, unfortunately, Stephen, that is true.

01:19:38.000 We here at ISIS are more broke than Kanye.

01:19:42.000 We are actually going to have to try to do something soon.

01:19:46.000 I don't know, maybe a Kickstarter.

01:19:50.000 A Kickstarter?

01:19:51.000 Like an online fundraiser?

01:19:53.000 No, no, no, no.

01:19:54.000 We are going to start kicking people until they give us more money.

01:19:58.000 Oh. 0.58

01:19:59.000 Okay.

01:20:01.000 It's hard to believe you're broke. 1.00

01:20:03.000 All you do is plunder and kill. 1.00

01:20:07.000 Right? 0.98

01:20:07.000 I mean, it's pretty embarrassing. 0.98

01:20:09.000 You don't have to tell me.

01:20:10.000 I mean, while we are quick to display them, we are not ourselves the sharpest knives in the world.

01:20:18.000 I mean, we invested in Twitter, for God's sake.

01:20:22.000 Oh, geez.

01:20:23.000 Okay, one more question.

01:20:24.000 That's terrible.

01:20:24.000 One more question, though, before you go.

01:20:26.000 I know you're a fan.

01:20:27.000 Do you have any predictions on who's going to win the Bachelor this season?

01:20:32.000 Who told him?

01:20:33.000 Who told him about it?

01:20:34.000 Come on, Abdul. 0.70

01:20:35.000 You know, I know.

01:20:36.000 We have a leak.

01:20:37.000 We have a leak.

01:20:39.000 It's actually very serious.

01:20:41.000 I shouldn't be laughing about it.

01:20:42.000 Look, I'll tell you this.

01:20:44.000 Ben is a total dreamboat.

01:20:46.000 And whoever he picks for the final 72 Roses is going to be one lucky group of women. 1.00

01:20:54.000 That is, well, I can't argue with you there.

01:20:56.000 Hey, listen, we have to go.

01:20:58.000 Abdul Rahman, thank you so much for speaking with us.

01:21:01.000 We'll have you back on soon.

01:21:03.000 Hey, thank you, Stephen.

01:21:04.000 Stay safe out there in Detroit.

01:21:05.000 I hear it's pretty dangerous out there.

01:21:07.000 Yeah, well, you're not mistaken.

01:21:09.000 That was Abdul Rahman, official PR spokesperson for ISIS. We'll be back. 0.83

01:21:13.000 louder with Crowder.

01:21:14.000 And now it's time for Huffer, the anti-social justice warrior doggo doing you a public service.

01:21:41.000 *laughs* Oh my god, I am just so happy that finally those sports...

01:21:52.000 Oh my god, he's fighting my fat!

01:21:55.000 My arm fat is fighting against me!

01:22:00.000 America thanks you, Hopper!

01:22:02.000 This has been Hopper, the anti-social justice warrior doggo, doing you, America, a public service.

01:22:09.000 We now return you to the town hall on CNN with Donald Trump and Anderson Cooper, who is clear.

01:22:31.000 Mr.

01:22:31.000 Trump, many of your critics have said there has been a startling trend of you abusing the courts to advance your business and carrying that mindset into this campaign threatening to sue your opponents.

01:22:45.000 Is that how you believe a president should conduct himself?

01:22:49.000 Listen, I don't abuse the courts.

01:22:51.000 Okay, people talk about that.

01:22:52.000 I don't abuse the courts.

01:22:53.000 I use the system.

01:22:54.000 Okay, frankly, the system, as all successful people have used, the system that is available to them.

01:23:00.000 Of course, I'm going to use the system, not the system.

01:23:02.000 They call me the system using machine, and I win.

01:23:05.000 I win with systems, okay?

01:23:06.000 I win with machines.

01:23:07.000 I'm not the kind of guy who looks at a system and says, what's this new operating system?

01:23:11.000 I don't know how to operate it, okay?

01:23:13.000 In updates, I know how to use it.

01:23:15.000 I don't go to a system.

01:23:16.000 I'm not the guy who's getting my wedding ring.

01:23:18.000 Okay?

01:23:19.000 Attached into a machine, and I'm losing all the way up to my forearm because I don't know how to use it.

01:23:24.000 I know how to use systems, frankly, so good that I'm not abusing the system. 1.00

01:23:30.000 But I do think that question was slanderous, and I hope you have a good lawyer, you stupid c**t, because I am... 1.00

01:23:36.000 This has been the Town Hall on CNN with queer Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump. 1.00

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01:24:26.000 If you don't, you're probably a racist rapist. 0.99

01:24:30.000 I'm out. 1.00

01:26:16.000 Oh, geez, I forgot we had to come back with an actual show here.

01:26:20.000 We are back with one of my favorite guests.

01:26:22.000 She was on a while ago.

01:26:23.000 We need to have her back more regularly. 1.00

01:26:24.000 You can watch her YouTube channel at Girl Writes What.

01:26:29.000 I don't like to use the term men's rights activist.

01:26:32.000 She's just a sort of counterculture.

01:26:35.000 We can call her a disturber of the fecal matter. 1.00

01:26:39.000 Karen Strawn, thanks for being on.

01:26:41.000 I am.

01:26:42.000 I am a disturber of the fecal matter, and thank you for having me again.

01:26:46.000 Yeah, no, I try to sort of not go so much by the men's rights activist label lately.

01:26:55.000 I'm more sort of just focused on anti-feminism and anti-SJW culture.

01:27:01.000 This is true.

01:27:01.000 Well, it's a winning battle right now.

01:27:03.000 That's the thing.

01:27:04.000 There's a noticeable shift to the point where whenever I get a tweet to the opposite, I'm like, ah.

01:27:09.000 Are you serious about this?

01:27:10.000 So the reason, actually, I forgot, I reached out to you last week, and then I had all this whole kerfuffle, see, that happened with my knee, so we moved you over, was Ted Cruz and the draft.

01:27:22.000 Now, I know you're not even necessarily a conservative, but he was the one guy who said, like, no, I don't think women should be in the draft.

01:27:26.000 I think it's ridiculous.

01:27:27.000 I understand that's a double standard, but where do you line up on this now?

01:27:33.000 Because it's become a little bit of a complex issue.

01:27:35.000 You know, first female combatant in the United States military went AWOL. I just thought that was hysterical.

01:27:40.000 I think the whole women being allowed into combat question is irrelevant.

01:27:45.000 I think women should have been subjected to the draft the moment that they got the vote, just as men were. 1.00

01:27:53.000 When a nation goes to war, it's not just a matter of putting men in boots with rifles and bayonets to charge hills.

01:28:05.000 Right.

01:28:05.000 There is an entire support staff behind that.

01:28:05.000 Right.

01:28:08.000 There are people sitting in rooms behind computers.

01:28:11.000 There are people piloting drones.

01:28:13.000 There are people changing tires on military vehicles.

01:28:16.000 There are people cooking French toast for guys in barracks.

01:28:19.000 There are all kinds of positions there that are not combat positions that don't require the kind of training, don't require putting our daughters in, you know, in a foxhole, you know, being bombed and being shelled.

01:28:34.000 And frankly, when you look at the responsibilities that men have had through history and how that balanced out the extra rights that they had on top of what women had.

01:28:34.000 Right.

01:28:49.000 Sure.

01:28:50.000 And you even look at the female anti-suffragists, and there were lots of them. 1.00

01:28:54.000 The majority of women opposed the draft, right?

01:28:57.000 Almost right up until the same afternoon it was granted the vote.

01:29:01.000 Right.

01:29:02.000 Well, both.

01:29:03.000 That's why the two are one and the same at that point.

01:29:06.000 Right?

01:29:06.000 But the reason why they opposed it was because they didn't want the responsibilities that came with citizenship for men.

01:29:13.000 And those responsibilities were not just military conscription.

01:29:16.000 It was being part of bucket brigades, being part of posses, if ordered to do so, assisting police officers, assisting fire marshals, hue and cry laws that required...

01:29:27.000 Hugh and Crylaw would hold a man as responsible as the perpetrator if he failed to intervene.

01:29:34.000 Did you, real quick, because I brought this up after having an interview with you.

01:29:38.000 I looked into it even more.

01:29:39.000 I had kind of a cursory knowledge, and I've looked up a lot of your speeches.

01:29:42.000 And I was actually at a movie theater, and they were showcasing suffragettes, you know, with Meryl Streep, who's now in hot water for her African comments.

01:29:48.000 And I told the lady there, who was clearly a feminist, you know, listen, I just thought she looked like a feminist. 1.00

01:29:53.000 It's not that And I said, well, do you know why a majority of women opposed, actually, the right to vote? 0.99

01:29:59.000 And I talked, like I said, Bucket Brigade, the draft.

01:30:01.000 And she's like, I'm not sure if that's true.

01:30:04.000 Actually, she said, I'm not sure if that's true.

01:30:05.000 And then she went and bought a plaid shirt at Orbis.

01:30:07.000 But I said, actually, there's a great girl you should look up.

01:30:10.000 Dame.

01:30:11.000 Broad.

01:30:11.000 See?

01:30:12.000 Karen Strawn.

01:30:13.000 Girl writes what? 0.92

01:30:14.000 And she said, I don't think so.

01:30:16.000 I don't think that's correct.

01:30:17.000 So all of this is verifiable.

01:30:21.000 Do you feel like you're beating your head against a wall?

01:30:23.000 Because nobody believes me when I say it.

01:30:25.000 They're just like, well, you just don't want women to vote. 1.00

01:30:27.000 Oh, like, don't get me wrong.

01:30:30.000 It's not like I'm arguing against women having the vote.

01:30:34.000 What I'm arguing for is for women to... 1.00

01:30:37.000 And we have seen this sort of steadily over time.

01:30:42.000 Women, they gained the rights that men had while maintaining their privileges and their exemptions from the obligations that typically went along with those for men. 0.99

01:30:52.000 And they have slowly but surely over time, you know, sometimes it's 50 years, sometimes it's 75 years.

01:30:57.000 five years, sometimes it's 100 years, right, before women are forced to take on the obligations that went along with those rights for men back when women got the same rights as men.

01:31:10.000 So, I mean, you have this sort of move towards an equalization of responsibility, and that's a really good thing, right?

01:31:17.000 And that's not necessarily saying that...

01:31:20.000 Sorry if there's noise in the background.

01:31:22.000 There is.

01:31:23.000 My boyfriend's on the phone talking work or something like that, and he's just wandering around.

01:31:28.000 How dare you! 0.99

01:31:29.000 How dare you! 0.99

01:31:31.000 You know, it's 7.35 in the evening and he's on the phone talking to you.

01:31:37.000 You're not on God's time.

01:31:37.000 This is true.

01:31:38.000 You're over there in Canada.

01:31:39.000 Well, it brings up, though, an interesting sort of dilemma now because you have people like Ted Cruz, who are more conservative, who said, no, I don't think women should be in combat.

01:31:46.000 They can serve in the military.

01:31:47.000 They can serve as part of the support structure.

01:31:50.000 I absolutely don't think women should be in combat. 1.00

01:31:52.000 Right.

01:31:52.000 But now he's opposing the draft because we've gone far along that trail.

01:31:56.000 So where do you line up here now?

01:31:58.000 Do you think draft put women in combat? 0.90

01:31:59.000 Or Ted Cruz thinks, yeah, women not in combat, so let's support the draft and no women in combat. 1.00

01:32:04.000 We're kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place because of how far along the trail we've gone.

01:32:08.000 Well, no, I would actually, and I'm going to seem very, very odd in this sort of cluster of beliefs.

01:32:18.000 We've got 30 seconds, so give it and then we'll come back to it.

01:32:20.000 Women do not belong in combat. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Women will just make, they will just put people's lives at risk. 1.00

01:32:28.000 Particularly men's lives at risk.

01:32:30.000 They do not belong in combat.

01:32:32.000 They should be kept out of combat.

01:32:33.000 They should not be offered any positions that require them to be in combat as their first...

01:32:40.000 Train them if they have to be in combat on a situational basis, but not their first purpose.

01:32:48.000 When you're out there sniping and a woman comes in your foxhole, men are looking at her.

01:32:51.000 Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? 1.00

01:32:57.000 We have to go to a break.

01:32:58.000 I want to bring you back because I just figured we had to bookend that.

01:33:01.000 Girl writes what? 0.92

01:33:02.000 Karen Strawn.

01:33:03.000 Brilliant and not what you would expect coming out of the very lovely lips of a woman. 0.99

01:33:09.000 Stay tuned.

01:33:09.000 We'll be back.

01:33:09.000 Ladder with Crowder.

01:33:42.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message.

01:33:49.000 In my travels across this country, I hear too many stories from Americans whom the system has failed!

01:34:00.000 Thank you, Mr.

01:34:01.000 I appreciate what you do.

01:34:01.000 Sanders.

01:34:03.000 I really do.

01:34:04.000 So, I... My story is I was born a man, but now I don't want to be a man anymore.

01:34:09.000 And so I want to get my twigs and berries removed.

01:34:13.000 And so I went to the doctor and I didn't pay for health insurance.

01:34:17.000 I was on my way to pay for health insurance at one time, but then what happened was I fell on a sidewalk and I fell on a heroin, you know, and then I had a problem and I had to sustain it, but I never ended up getting health insurance.

01:34:26.000 And then now the doctors say that the sexual reassignment surgery is... 0.97

01:34:32.000 It's an elective that it's not covered and that I could technically still function with a penis that I was born with, but I don't want to function with the penis that I was born with. 0.99

01:34:39.000 I want a non-functioning vagina and a catheter and I need you to pay for it! 1.00

01:34:44.000 In a Bernie Sanders presidency, these Americans will be heard and Bernie Sanders will help them! 0.99

01:34:53.000 Not good enough, America!

01:34:55.000 This is breaking news on Water with Crawler.

01:35:14.000 I'm Perry Matheson.

01:35:16.000 We now return to you to Dr.

01:35:18.000 Ben Carson's Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper, who likes me.

01:35:24.000 Thank you, Dr.

01:35:25.000 Ben Carson, for taking my question.

01:35:27.000 I just wanted to ask you, as someone who has no real experience with government...

01:35:34.000 Do you think that that might prove to be an obstacle for you to overcome considering how Washington is filled with career politicians?

01:35:44.000 I appreciate your question and I think it's indicative of how many Americans feel right now.

01:35:52.000 And I would like to answer your question with a song.

01:35:59.000 Everyone's American.

01:36:02.000 All of us.

01:36:04.000 Have gifts.

01:36:06.000 Each of us is intrinsically valuable.

01:36:10.000 And we have spirits.

01:36:13.000 We are all valuable in the eyes of God.

01:36:19.000 And I'm sorry, I believe that I forgot your question.

01:36:23.000 We'll keep you updated when we return to Dr.

01:36:26.000 Ben Carson's Town Hall on CNN with Anderson Cooper who likes to...

01:36:32.000 This is a urinal checklist warning.

01:36:51.000 You know how sometimes when your underpants twist your wiener into weird shapes where it's kind of like the super soaker that could go around corners because you sat funny?

01:37:01.000 Please be sure to check your apparatus before use to avoid public embarrassment.

01:37:06.000 This has been a urinal warning.

01:37:10.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing? 1.00

01:37:17.000 Shoot bad guys. 0.98

01:37:18.000 With what? 1.00

01:37:19.000 AR-15.

01:37:20.000 Where'd you get it?

01:37:21.000 AR-15.com.

01:37:22.000 Oh, there's another one!

01:37:23.000 Kaboom! 0.99

01:37:23.000 You got him! 0.99

01:37:24.000 Thank God for AR-15.com.

01:37:24.000 Yeah.

01:37:27.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web.

01:37:31.000 Oh no, there's another one!

01:37:32.000 Kaboom! 0.99

01:37:33.000 You got him!

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:35.000 With your what?

01:37:35.000 AR-15.

01:37:36.000 From where?

01:37:37.000 AR-15.com.

01:37:38.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

01:37:41.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

01:37:55.000 Politics.

01:37:57.000 Civility?

01:37:58.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

01:38:00.000 Entertainment.

01:38:01.000 I don't like entertainment.

01:38:02.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

01:38:05.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

01:38:08.000 You have a very unhealthy body. 0.79

01:38:09.000 You should have a horrible body in it. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit. 0.96

01:38:12.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal. 0.90

01:38:19.000 You're a strange animal! 0.52

01:38:23.000 You're getting louder with Crowder. 0.99

01:38:27.000 All right, we're at the top.

01:38:38.000 Hold on, I didn't...

01:38:39.000 We went from Andrew W.K. To Gowan.

01:38:43.000 Gowan, I know.

01:38:43.000 Well, you're a Canadian, so you, well, you...

01:38:45.000 What has been going on here?

01:38:46.000 I know.

01:38:47.000 Well, listen, this is just, and we've been picked up by seven networks.

01:38:50.000 I don't know what.

01:38:52.000 This whole podcast just gone downhill.

01:38:54.000 This is, well, listen, it went downhill the moment it started, and now it's just expanding like a cancerous growth on AM radio.

01:39:00.000 Are you on Vicodin right now?

01:39:01.000 I am not on Vicodin right now.

01:39:03.000 And I will tell you what, I have a super liver because I don't get affected by that stuff so much.

01:39:06.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:39:07.000 Let me introduce you.

01:39:08.000 First off, producing with me in studio, as always, is NotGayJarred. 0.52

01:39:11.000 Follow him at NotGayJarred.

01:39:12.000 He is not gay. 0.55

01:39:13.000 I've fulfilled all my legal obligations.

01:39:15.000 Draw your own conclusions.

01:39:16.000 Top of the hour, we are back with Karen Straughan of GirlWritesWhat, YouTube.com slash GirlWritesWhat, or follow her on Twitter, GirlWritesWhat.

01:39:26.000 I think we've covered all of it.

01:39:27.000 Okay, Karen, you can come in now.

01:39:29.000 Now, before we were leaving...

01:39:30.000 We were talking about the draft.

01:39:33.000 So, I mean, we had Mark Riptoe talking about, like, listen, women just aren't as good at combat. 1.00

01:39:33.000 Okay. 1.00

01:39:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:37.000 It's just reality.

01:39:38.000 And you'll find an outlier.

01:39:39.000 But I think what's more interesting, and you've talked about this so much, is why women opposed voting, and it was because of the draft.

01:39:46.000 And now we're so far down the trail to something that really should just seem to be a given.

01:39:51.000 When people earned the right to vote back in the day, the draft was a part of it. 0.84

01:39:56.000 Yeah.

01:39:57.000 So how do you try to convince people or educate them with something like this, with a Ted Cruz situation where it's an uproar, everyone's offended?

01:40:05.000 How do you react and how do you try and coach people?

01:40:07.000 Well, I think I would tell someone like Ted Cruz that there's absolutely no way women belong in combat. 1.00

01:40:14.000 That they just, they absolutely don't.

01:40:16.000 And there's multiple reasons for it.

01:40:18.000 Even women who meet all of the standards and can do all of the tasks, right? 1.00

01:40:24.000 They have, like, even just in infantry, particularly in elite forces, There is permanent damage to your body from what your body is being put through.

01:40:37.000 Not just in training, but actually out in the field.

01:40:41.000 And that damage is going to be much, much worse for a woman. 1.00

01:40:46.000 Right.

01:40:47.000 You will end up with women who will permanently lose their fertility because they have been in very, very, very intense physical labor in, say, the Marine Corps or something like that.

01:41:01.000 They will lose their fertility permanently.

01:41:03.000 They will suffer, like, extreme bone loss, right?

01:41:08.000 So this is...

01:41:11.000 This is not something that women should be doing. 1.00

01:41:13.000 Is there someone playing video games in your house?

01:41:15.000 Is that what I'm hearing?

01:41:17.000 Is there someone playing video games in your house?

01:41:17.000 Sorry?

01:41:19.000 Is that what I'm hearing?

01:41:21.000 It's totally silent here.

01:41:22.000 Is that you, Jared?

01:41:24.000 Be honest.

01:41:24.000 Is that you?

01:41:25.000 It's not me.

01:41:26.000 Get off your Game Boy, Jared.

01:41:28.000 Yeah, his is the old grayscale.

01:41:31.000 Hold on a second.

01:41:31.000 Everyone go silent for a second.

01:41:33.000 It's not there anymore.

01:41:34.000 I guarantee you it was Jared.

01:41:35.000 He was screwing around on his phone, Karen.

01:41:37.000 This is what he does, and he gets called on it, and he says he wasn't doing anything.

01:41:41.000 That's why we fired him last week.

01:41:42.000 If you missed it, we fired him.

01:41:44.000 We did it to les miserables.

01:41:46.000 He was begging for one more day, and he was let go against my marriage.

01:41:49.000 When my lover calls, Stephen, love must answer.

01:41:51.000 This is the first time, Jared, this is the first time I've actually seen you, and now I can see what Stephen was talking about when he said that gay guys hit on you.

01:42:01.000 Well, it goes a little further than hitting.

01:42:03.000 I'm not allowed to talk about it.

01:42:04.000 There's a gag order, not unlike the gags this man prefers. 0.74

01:42:08.000 No, it's because you're an extremely attractive man in a very particular way that would very much appeal to a certain type of gay man. 0.70

01:42:17.000 You know what's kind of funny?

01:42:18.000 Good recovery, Karen.

01:42:19.000 You realize I have the power to shut this whole program down.

01:42:19.000 Good recovery.

01:42:23.000 What's funny is you both kind of could probably switch a little bit because her hair is shorter than yours. 0.98

01:42:30.000 Oh, yeah, no.

01:42:31.000 I go into any bar and I talk five seconds of dirt into anybody's ear and I can take somebody home.

01:42:39.000 It doesn't matter.

01:42:39.000 Oh, geez.

01:42:40.000 Well, that's the privilege of being a woman. 0.99

01:42:41.000 It doesn't quite work that way with a man.

01:42:44.000 So, okay, you were talking about, yeah, Ted Cruz.

01:42:46.000 So here we are.

01:42:47.000 So Ted Cruz says, no, no drafts, because women are in combat. 1.00

01:42:49.000 So do you support him in spirit because he's saying women shouldn't be in combat?

01:42:53.000 Or do you support the more liberal people who say women should be in combat, and then you say, okay, then you need to have the draft?

01:43:00.000 No, that's totally not my...

01:43:02.000 Neither of those are my position.

01:43:04.000 Women do not belong in combat. 1.00

01:43:05.000 Combat has nothing to do with it. 0.52

01:43:08.000 When...

01:43:11.000 Right.

01:43:14.000 It is, you know, so conscription is not just about putting men in foxholes.

01:43:19.000 It is about putting support staff behind them.

01:43:22.000 It is even about putting women behind typewriters to write letters of condolence to the bereaved parents of the men, the conscripted men.

01:43:31.000 Little known fact, we were using a typewriter for this podcast until last week.

01:43:35.000 There you go.

01:43:36.000 But you know what I mean, right?

01:43:38.000 There are a multitude of...

01:43:40.000 When Canada pulled its CF-18s out of Iraq, the fight against ISIS, when we pulled those planes, everybody thought, oh, we're pulling...

01:43:51.000 14 planes and 14 pilots out of that region.

01:43:55.000 No, we weren't.

01:43:56.000 We were probably pulling a staff of about 400 people because even just for the maintenance on those planes and keeping them flying, keeping them in the air, you're looking at a team of 10 to 12 people per plane, right?

01:44:12.000 There's no shortage of positions in the military that are perfectly doable by women, right? 1.00

01:44:21.000 And the whole thing really boils down, this resistance to women being drafted, in my opinion.

01:44:27.000 Because it's not like we're just going to shoot...

01:44:30.000 We're not going to just like... 0.99

01:44:31.000 You hear that, not gay Jared? 0.83

01:44:31.000 Her opinion. 0.83

01:44:33.000 Her opinion. 1.00

01:44:34.000 She's a bitch! 1.00

01:44:36.000 Sorry? 1.00

01:44:36.000 Nothing. 1.00

01:44:39.000 It's not like they're going to just pool everybody and they're just going to randomly pick people.

01:44:47.000 This group of people on the left side of the room are going to go into the foxholes, and this group of people are going to go into support positions.

01:44:54.000 They aren't going to do that.

01:44:55.000 They're going to overwhelmingly put women into support positions, and they're probably going to put next to no women in combat. 1.00

01:45:01.000 The only women who are going to go into combat are probably going to be the women who wanted to be there anyway. 1.00

01:45:06.000 Right.

01:45:07.000 So you're looking at, the whole question is, how dare we inconvenience women?

01:45:14.000 That's really all it is.

01:45:16.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:45:18.000 I hope that people hear this and they educate themselves a little bit more.

01:45:24.000 On why this is the case, because you have these films that come out in Suffragette, and you leftists are great at drawing this sort of emotional connection to paint a story that just isn't accurate.

01:45:33.000 And I think Ted Cruz would actually share your position.

01:45:35.000 Everyone hears him saying no draft.

01:45:36.000 He's actually saying no draft, but women should be in the military, just not in combat. 0.97

01:45:39.000 And now the draft is problematic because we've allowed women in combat. 1.00

01:45:42.000 Did you, by the way, did you follow the story of the first female combatant going AWOL? I looked into it.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, she disappeared. 0.89

01:45:51.000 She didn't even complete basic training, did she?

01:45:53.000 No.

01:45:54.000 Well, the thing is, we wrote about it and we laughed so hard and then we realized she could be dead.

01:45:57.000 And we're like, oh, we're already along this trail and we have no breadcrumbs to follow back.

01:46:03.000 I don't think so.

01:46:04.000 She took like, she was like partway through basic training and she took a medical leave or something like that.

01:46:10.000 But yeah, but she just left. 1.00

01:46:11.000 I mean, it wasn't an official medical leave.

01:46:12.000 She was just gone.

01:46:13.000 And I know not all women will do that, but every now and then you get one straight down center plate. 1.00

01:46:18.000 It's a well-known but never spoken of secret in...

01:46:23.000 The U.S. military.

01:46:25.000 You know that if you're in the military, that if you allow yourself to be sunburned, you can actually be prosecuted for that because you've damaged U.S. property.

01:46:39.000 Your body belongs to the military. 0.96

01:46:42.000 And so, I mean, if you actually do something stupid that makes it impossible for you to actually perform your duties... 0.95

01:46:52.000 that you can you can be charged with a crime for that you can be you can be court-martialed for that right but it's it's a well-known very not very uh much spoken of secret in the military that when women are deployed um they have a very high rate of becoming pregnant within a very brief period of time well it could just be because of all those stud muffins in the military they They look at you when you get pregnant. 0.97

01:47:19.000 They're all on contraception.

01:47:21.000 They're all on long-term contraception.

01:47:24.000 And somehow, somehow they forget to take their birth control.

01:47:27.000 Somehow.

01:47:28.000 And what happens then?

01:47:30.000 They've damaged government property.

01:47:31.000 They've put a piece of government property out of commission through their carelessness.

01:47:36.000 And what happens to them?

01:47:37.000 They just get sent back stateside.

01:47:40.000 And then they get put into some cushy job on U.S. military base in the United States.

01:47:47.000 They just send them home.

01:47:50.000 Can you get those stats up on your Twitter so when people go look it up?

01:47:54.000 I don't think there are stats.

01:47:57.000 This is just word of mouth from men who I have talked to.

01:48:00.000 I've heard it from women. 1.00

01:48:01.000 I heard it from a female sergeant when I was in Guantanamo Bay, and she said that actually the only place that'll matter anymore will be the Marines.

01:48:08.000 She said because in the Army they send her girls, and in basic training they cry because she yells at them, and so now they don't allow sergeants to yell at them.

01:48:14.000 So the classic Lee Ernie scene from Full Metal Jacket doesn't happen anymore because...

01:48:18.000 What is your major malfunction, soldier?

01:48:21.000 Well, hold on.

01:48:21.000 Hold on, we're FCC. If your parent's not home...

01:48:25.000 I know, it's classic.

01:48:26.000 And he was actually just a consultant, and the guy they paid to be the real drill sergeant just couldn't cut it.

01:48:31.000 They said, okay, Lee, you go in there and do it.

01:48:33.000 Karen, let people know, the best place to find you, because I really want people to read up on your stuff.

01:48:39.000 It's one of those things, and at surface, people say, there's no way.

01:48:41.000 And they read it more, and they go, okay, maybe.

01:48:44.000 So where can they find you?

01:48:45.000 Maybe there is.

01:48:46.000 My channel is...

01:48:48.000 Just YouTube user slash girlwriteswhat.

01:48:52.000 I have a blog.

01:48:53.000 It's got a bad name.

01:48:56.000 That's right.

01:48:56.000 It's called Own Your S Word.

01:48:59.000 Owning Your S Word.

01:49:02.000 But I don't post much there.

01:49:04.000 I mostly just stick to my channel.

01:49:06.000 And I also am a co-host with a team of people on a podcast called Honey Badger Radio.

01:49:13.000 This is true.

01:49:14.000 And that's available through YouTube as well.

01:49:14.000 It's true.

01:49:16.000 Okay, we have to go.

01:49:17.000 But Karen, we want to have you back sooner than later.

01:49:19.000 Last time it was too long.

01:49:20.000 Because there's just always so much in the realm of feminism. 1.00

01:49:22.000 And if you're going to talk about it, someone like Karen is probably the most informative and disarming person out there.

01:49:30.000 Because she's abroad! 0.99

01:49:31.000 Who expects abroad to say this?

01:49:33.000 Louder with Crowder.

01:49:34.000 We will be back with my wife to berate me for arguing with my doctor. 0.95

01:49:38.000 Oh, hey, loud.

01:49:54.000 Didn't see you there.

01:49:55.000 What are you doing?

01:49:56.000 Oh, I'm just relaxing and enjoying my 1978 Baldo, a fine beverage after a fine game of racquetball at the Wimbledon.

01:50:04.000 There's no more quality establishment than the Wimbledon, you know.

01:50:07.000 That sounds fun.

01:50:08.000 I don't really know a whole lot about wine.

01:50:09.000 That's why I go to simplifiedwine.com, or I just call their number.

01:50:13.000 What's that number, Jared?

01:50:15.000 844-297-WINE. Oh, where'd he come from?

01:50:18.000 His voice aggravates me.

01:50:20.000 I have him chained to a caravan.

01:50:21.000 For simpletons like me who don't know a whole lot about wine, just what I like, it makes it easy.

01:50:26.000 I either get to call, go to the website, talk with a sommelier, list what I like, what I don't like, my budget, and can have it shipped directly to my door, or gift-wrapped and sent to a friend.

01:50:36.000 It doesn't get any simpler than that.

01:50:38.000 Simplified wine, you say?

01:50:40.000 I prefer more of a barrier to entry. 1.00

01:50:42.000 I know you do, Lyle, but you're an elitist bastard. 0.98

01:50:44.000 That's why for simpletons like me, I prefer simplifiedwine.com or just calling 844-297-WINE. Hey, Jesse Ventura here, former governor of Minnesota. 0.99

01:50:59.000 The bot.

01:51:01.000 People are talking about the debates as though they're the central issue of today's election.

01:51:07.000 Where people are getting on stage and talking about foreign policy and talking about the economy and how many people are in the workforce.

01:51:17.000 But this is all designed to be a distraction.

01:51:19.000 To take your mind off the issues that really matter.

01:51:23.000 Like fluoride in your cap. .

01:51:28.000 Know the facts.

01:52:48.000 I ain't got a thing to prove to you.

01:52:52.000 I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like.

01:52:56.000 I don't give a hoot about what you think.

01:53:01.000 Everyone likes to dance to a happy song.

01:53:04.000 We are back.

01:53:05.000 We're dancing to happy songs.

01:53:07.000 Of course, excited.

01:53:08.000 Good time.

01:53:09.000 Let me tell you a story really quickly before we're going to play a new game and Jared's going to play it with me.

01:53:15.000 Newest gender pronouns after this.

01:53:17.000 We're going to educate you.

01:53:18.000 My wife's going to be on after. 1.00

01:53:21.000 And I want to tell the story.

01:53:23.000 So this week with my knee, I had a bad knee problem.

01:53:27.000 Emergency room, okay?

01:53:29.000 Emergency room wasn't able to...

01:53:30.000 Jared knows.

01:53:31.000 And truthfully, thanks to Not Gay Jared and Courtney, because they allowed me... 0.93

01:53:35.000 They actually planned ahead for me to have time off, but it came at a time when I needed it with this emergency.

01:53:40.000 I mean, you saw me hobbling around.

01:53:42.000 I was like Willow.

01:53:45.000 What is it with midgets walking like that? 1.00

01:53:47.000 I mean, can't they walk normally?

01:53:48.000 I'm not sure what that is.

01:53:49.000 I don't know.

01:53:50.000 You know, it disturbs the rest of us.

01:53:51.000 Things are like, it's like when rubber bands are a little bit too tight, like their muscles are just a little bit like...

01:53:54.000 I don't know.

01:53:56.000 If they gotta snip a couple so that we don't have to be uncomfortable at the jack-in-the-box, so be it.

01:54:02.000 There's a pandemic of midgets, though. 1.00

01:54:03.000 There's a pandemic of midgets. 1.00

01:54:04.000 And yet you can't find one when you really need one.

01:54:08.000 We tried to rent a midget for a video. 1.00

01:54:10.000 And the place that was rentamidget.com or rentadwarf.com?

01:54:14.000 I think it was dwarf.

01:54:15.000 Well, they said we were going to use it for illicit purposes.

01:54:19.000 Something like that.

01:54:20.000 What else do you use?

01:54:21.000 They turned us down.

01:54:22.000 What else do you use one for?

01:54:23.000 Their image... 0.77

01:54:24.000 Their image was a midget with a shamrock and a pipe dressed as a... 1.00

01:54:24.000 I don't know if we can bring this... 1.00

01:54:29.000 As a leprechaun.

01:54:30.000 A red-headed midget. 1.00

01:54:31.000 A red-headed midget. 1.00

01:54:33.000 That's the four-leaf clover of four-leaf clovers right there.

01:54:37.000 I'm saying, if this is what you put forward, clearly they're not having him there to teach kids to stay off drugs.

01:54:45.000 Drunk guys are having the midget around to yell leprechaun and have him dance. 1.00

01:54:50.000 Unless you get the one with the cop uniform.

01:54:52.000 Do they have a midget with a cop uniform? 1.00

01:54:53.000 I don't know, but I'm sure they can come in, talk about...

01:54:56.000 What was that campaign when we were kids?

01:54:58.000 That's not a believable character.

01:54:59.000 It is.

01:55:00.000 I mean, certain birthday parties.

01:55:02.000 But what was that campaign?

01:55:03.000 Was it Matt?

01:55:04.000 What was it when we were little?

01:55:05.000 The cops would come in with the four-letter word.

01:55:08.000 Was it MASH? No, what was it?

01:55:09.000 DARE. DARE. Yeah.

01:55:10.000 DARE. I forgot about it.

01:55:11.000 Yeah, DARE. Do they have it anymore?

01:55:12.000 That was under Reagan.

01:55:13.000 I think that maybe they do.

01:55:16.000 I remember in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, a video game, he used to collect the dare, D-A-R-E, when he would play the game.

01:55:22.000 It was a great game.

01:55:23.000 It was a great game.

01:55:25.000 Yeah, I remember that now.

01:55:27.000 Kids just don't really believe that there's anything wrong with drugs.

01:55:30.000 Anyways, it is a problem with midgets. 1.00

01:55:32.000 What was I talking about before? 0.76

01:55:33.000 Oh, so the doctor.

01:55:34.000 So Jared knows I was hobbling around.

01:55:36.000 And it took me...

01:55:37.000 Tell me, tweet me at S. Crowder if this seems long to you.

01:55:40.000 Emergency room, blow out of the knee.

01:55:42.000 Sounds like a paper shredder.

01:55:44.000 My coach is actually laughing because he thinks my pants have been ripped.

01:55:46.000 And he walks over.

01:55:48.000 Can't walk in the emergency room that Saturday.

01:55:50.000 Okay?

01:55:51.000 They can't get an MRI on me.

01:55:53.000 They can't send me to get an MRI. They tell me to try and call some random orthopedic and hopefully I can get in.

01:56:00.000 Thankfully, we had a screw-up where I was being sent to a shoulder doctor that I never needed anyway.

01:56:05.000 We had some appointments.

01:56:06.000 So I called them and said, hey, you're a shoulder doctor.

01:56:07.000 Do you have a knee person?

01:56:08.000 They said, yeah.

01:56:09.000 So we were fortunate enough to have someone that Tuesday.

01:56:11.000 Okay?

01:56:12.000 So we go in.

01:56:13.000 They say, okay, we'll send you to go get an MRI on your knee.

01:56:17.000 So then they send me the following Saturday to get an MRI. So basically, between the total blowout of my knee, which I now know requires immediate surgery as soon as possible, to diagnosis for that knee was 11 days.

01:56:30.000 Doesn't that seem pretty long?

01:56:31.000 I mean, in Canada, that would be the six items or less.

01:56:35.000 Fast food drive-thru.

01:56:37.000 Yeah.

01:56:37.000 But in the United States, that just seems really long.

01:56:40.000 And so the first doctor I went back to, and Mark Ripeteau, Coach Mark Ripeteau, who wrote Starting Strength, sent me in with specific instructions.

01:56:47.000 And he said, listen, if you have any ligament tears, don't leave there without surgery.

01:56:51.000 Because if you can repair a ligament, you have to do it quickly.

01:56:54.000 That way you don't need to.

01:56:55.000 It's not going to heal properly with scar tissue.

01:56:57.000 That way when you go down the line, you're going to have to get a cadaver.

01:57:00.000 You don't want to do that.

01:57:01.000 So go in.

01:57:04.000 If there's a tear, do not leave without a form sending you to surgery, like, within the week.

01:57:09.000 And I go in, and there is a tear.

01:57:10.000 And there's a bunch of tissue for the doctor.

01:57:13.000 And I say, what's all this gray matter on the MRI? Ah, you know, we don't really know.

01:57:18.000 I think it's inflammation or something.

01:57:20.000 I'm going, well, shouldn't that be something?

01:57:21.000 He goes, well, here's what I know.

01:57:22.000 I see your LCL ligament here, and I see it here.

01:57:26.000 But I don't see it here, but there's all this gray matter.

01:57:29.000 And he goes, and when I'm feeling your knee, I'm not feeling it there.

01:57:32.000 So I think it's gone.

01:57:35.000 I said, okay, so shouldn't we reattach it?

01:57:37.000 He's like, no.

01:57:38.000 Basically, he told me, do nothing.

01:57:41.000 Okay?

01:57:41.000 And I've had a bad knee since I was 19.

01:57:43.000 He said, do nothing.

01:57:44.000 And best case scenario, your knee might get back to where it was crappy to when this blew out happened in the first place.

01:57:51.000 And so I started asking him all these, like, I was like, okay, this doctor is wrong.

01:57:55.000 I knew he was wrong, because I said, what is this gray matter here?

01:57:57.000 I don't know.

01:57:58.000 He just told me he was puzzling over my MRI. He literally, no one had looked at that MRI until I was sitting on the, as Seinfeld calls it, the deli paper in the doctor's office in the waiting room.

01:58:07.000 No one had looked at it, and he was just, and every time I asked him a question, he basically responded with, well, I'm a doctor, if you want to go with your friend's advice.

01:58:14.000 So, and then before I leave, I go, hey doc, I go, hey doc, what's this?

01:58:17.000 For those people watching, I have a ligament here in my clavicle that I don't have on my left side.

01:58:24.000 Okay, so I just go, what's this?

01:58:25.000 And he goes, oh, I don't know.

01:58:28.000 I said, what's this?

01:58:28.000 Here's a muscle on this side.

01:58:29.000 There's not on this side.

01:58:30.000 He goes, yeah, yeah, I see it.

01:58:32.000 I have no idea.

01:58:33.000 I've never seen it.

01:58:34.000 I said, okay, that's right.

01:58:35.000 Take a walk, doctor.

01:58:36.000 Okay, you can't even tell me what this is.

01:58:38.000 You can't tell me what the gray matter is.

01:58:40.000 So, it turns out, I go to a different doctor.

01:58:43.000 Thank God for my dad.

01:58:44.000 We find this fantastic doctor.

01:58:45.000 He brings me and he does all kinds of manual manipulation.

01:58:48.000 Everything that Coach Mark Ripto told me, this doctor reiterated.

01:58:51.000 He said, actually, you tore this ligament.

01:58:53.000 The connective tissue is damaged.

01:58:55.000 Here, that's the gray matter.

01:58:56.000 I go, that's the gray matter?

01:58:57.000 He said, that's the gray matter.

01:58:58.000 I said, the gray matter is torn muscle tissue there, the papatias.

01:59:02.000 I said, yeah.

01:59:03.000 He said, and your PCL is damaged.

01:59:05.000 I said, really?

01:59:06.000 Because I asked the other doctor if their PCL was damaged.

01:59:08.000 He said, yeah, it is.

01:59:09.000 I said, okay, is there anything that I can do other than nothing?

01:59:12.000 He said, yeah, we could reattach it.

01:59:14.000 We could reattach it?!

01:59:17.000 Literally everything the other doctor told me was wrong.

01:59:19.000 Now the problem is with a ligament to reattach it, you've got two four weeks tops.

01:59:22.000 Otherwise it heals with scar tissue and you can't reattach it.

01:59:25.000 I have scar surgery.

01:59:26.000 Scar tissue is rough stuff.

01:59:27.000 Well, especially with a ligament.

01:59:29.000 Especially, yeah.

01:59:30.000 So anyway, long story short, thank you so much to Dr.

01:59:32.000 Hedlund, but a second opinion sometimes is so important and you need to argue with your doctor.

01:59:37.000 If you don't argue with your doctor, you're not equipped to seek treatment.

01:59:41.000 The guy was wrong.

01:59:43.000 Simply put, he was wrong.

01:59:45.000 I'm the one who actually told my doctor, when I was like, I wasn't feeling well, I said, well, listen, I want you to run these tests.

01:59:49.000 And he was running like, I don't know what he was testing for.

01:59:51.000 I think he was testing for like cortisol.

01:59:53.000 And I said, test my thyroid, test my testosterone.

01:59:56.000 And that was what was wrong.

01:59:57.000 He wouldn't have even thought to test it.

02:00:00.000 So, do your education, get a good doctor, do your due diligence, and sometimes your doctors are wrong, just like someone gets it wrong on your car, right?

02:00:06.000 How many times do you have a clanking, you go to repair it, and it doesn't get repaired, and then you go back in, some other mechanic says, no, this is what's wrong.

02:00:12.000 Well, that's what happened with doctors, only it's your body.

02:00:14.000 They're not always right.

02:00:15.000 So, my wife was in the room, however, and she was very upset that I was arguing with the doctor.

02:00:22.000 So, we'll bring her on after this segment to talk about it, and she can sort of speak her piece as to why she thought I was out of line.

02:00:28.000 I don't think I'm out of line because I was right, but it's time to play a game.

02:00:32.000 Game time!

02:00:33.000 It's time to play a new installment in Lotter with Crowder.

02:00:36.000 New agenda pronoun. New agenda pronoun. New agenda pronoun.

02:00:54.000 Prepping all over my intense love.

02:01:00.000 No science.

02:01:05.000 So, Jared is going to take this.

02:01:05.000 None.

02:01:07.000 These are actual genders now.

02:01:09.000 I guess technically they're not pronouns, but we had to make the song work.

02:01:12.000 These are genders that you can find today. 1.00

02:01:14.000 These are officially recognized by the feminist and social justice warrior community, the LGBTQAAIP community.

02:01:20.000 That is the actual acronym.

02:01:23.000 Tumblr's everywhere.

02:01:24.000 Tumblr's everywhere.

02:01:25.000 Jared, not gay Jared, is going to read me a gender from this list, and I need to guess it. 0.87

02:01:31.000 It has to be a real one from the list.

02:01:32.000 This list...

02:01:33.000 I don't even need to make these up. 0.61

02:01:35.000 Just for people to say, oh, you're being absurd. 0.99

02:01:37.000 Remember how people got, oh, bestiality, you're just getting really silly. 0.96

02:01:41.000 Listen, you're marginalizing people.

02:01:43.000 This is a list of actual pronouns, of actual genders that will be recognized if you go to a Bernie Sanders rally.

02:01:48.000 So...

02:01:49.000 Alright, let's hit me with it.

02:01:51.000 Alright, so, number one.

02:01:53.000 Are we doing several?

02:01:55.000 Okay, let's do several.

02:01:55.000 We're doing several.

02:01:57.000 Feelisgender. 0.94

02:01:59.000 Feelisgender? 0.95

02:01:59.000 Fellisgender. 0.95

02:02:00.000 Fellisgender? 0.98

02:02:01.000 F-E-L-I-S. S? Gender? 0.99

02:02:05.000 Gender.

02:02:08.000 Someone who has an uncharacteristically strong love for the show Felicity.

02:02:15.000 No, a small cat-like gender, actually.

02:02:18.000 A small cat?

02:02:18.000 Oh, that makes sense.

02:02:19.000 The feline.

02:02:20.000 I should have known that.

02:02:22.000 Okay.

02:02:22.000 And we got...

02:02:23.000 Number two.

02:02:24.000 Media gender. 0.99

02:02:26.000 Media?

02:02:27.000 Media gender. 0.99

02:02:28.000 M-E-D-I-A? M-E-D-E-I. M-E-D-E-I. Yep.

02:02:33.000 Medegender, I think. 0.59

02:02:34.000 Where do you get media from that?

02:02:36.000 Are you dyslexic, too?

02:02:37.000 Yeah, I do.

02:02:38.000 Let's add that to your list of chronic problems.

02:02:41.000 Oh, gosh.

02:02:42.000 Medegender. 0.50

02:02:44.000 No cheating, so you can tweet me at escrowder.

02:02:46.000 Play along as we do this, if you're listening live.

02:02:49.000 Medegender. 0.50

02:02:53.000 Mayday.

02:02:54.000 Someone who has a fetish for going down with the ship.

02:02:58.000 A magical, whimsical gender. 0.99

02:02:58.000 Close. 0.99

02:03:00.000 We don't really know what it means.

02:03:01.000 Well, it's Willow.

02:03:02.000 It goes back to the midgets who hobble. 1.00

02:03:03.000 Well, there we go. 0.96

02:03:05.000 It's just a gender. 1.00

02:03:06.000 People, they just like Willow.

02:03:07.000 Now, here, this one would probably sound more like it's Seagender.

02:03:09.000 Well, how long is this list?

02:03:11.000 Because we don't want it.

02:03:11.000 I just got like four.

02:03:12.000 Okay, but how long is the actual list?

02:03:12.000 I got four.

02:03:13.000 Because we want to make sure we can continue to do this.

02:03:15.000 We can keep going.

02:03:15.000 Oh, the actual list can go on.

02:03:17.000 For several installments?

02:03:18.000 We can just keep live streaming until next week.

02:03:18.000 Several installments.

02:03:20.000 Okay, give me one.

02:03:22.000 Seagender.

02:03:23.000 S-E-A? S-E-A. Oh, well, that's easy.

02:03:25.000 That's someone who wants to get freaky with a fish.

02:03:27.000 No.

02:03:28.000 A gender that is so deep and unknown as the ocean itself. 1.00

02:03:31.000 It's a gender that is mostly incomprehensible, but slightly familiar in human terms.

02:03:37.000 You learn something every day.

02:03:38.000 That's not true.

02:03:39.000 That's not real gender. 0.96

02:03:40.000 That's right there.

02:03:41.000 That's not a real gender. 1.00

02:03:42.000 You know what that is?

02:03:42.000 Tumblr said so.

02:03:43.000 That's some kid who wants to sound important, or some chick who's not attractive who's trying to make guys interested in her, or a guy trying to make girls think he's complex. 0.86

02:03:50.000 Well, it made the cut.

02:03:52.000 Well, it didn't make the cut.

02:03:53.000 I don't know.

02:03:54.000 I think you're lying to me.

02:03:56.000 Nope, nope, nope.

02:03:56.000 You swear you're not putting me on with this.

02:03:58.000 These are all real.

02:03:59.000 Vapogender.

02:04:00.000 Vapogender.

02:04:01.000 Well, vaporizing is very popular now.

02:04:03.000 E-cigarettes, vaporizing.

02:04:05.000 Somebody who wants to be sexually stimulated by vapors, be they water vapors, or I guess water is the only vapor. 0.89

02:04:15.000 A gender that sort of feels like smoke. 1.00

02:04:17.000 I've been there.

02:04:18.000 You've been there?

02:04:19.000 One can see it and understand it on a shallow level, but if one tried to go deeper, it disappears.

02:04:23.000 And one is left with no gender, only tiny whispers of the gender once thought it was.

02:04:30.000 These are real genders? 1.00

02:04:31.000 These are real genders.

02:04:32.000 I thought there were like two.

02:04:34.000 Well, I thought there were two unless you have a medical condition.

02:04:36.000 Medical condition?

02:04:37.000 There's male, female, you might be born with both.

02:04:39.000 You've got a rough decision to make, my heart goes out to you.

02:04:42.000 Alright, last one.

02:04:43.000 Okay.

02:04:44.000 This one goes a lot of ways.

02:04:45.000 Video gender. 0.77

02:04:46.000 Video gender. 0.77

02:04:47.000 Well, okay.

02:04:48.000 This one would seem obvious.

02:04:49.000 How much time do we have left in this segment?

02:04:51.000 We've got about one and a half.

02:04:53.000 Okay, so we've got one and a half.

02:04:55.000 Video gender. 0.77

02:04:55.000 I really want to try and... 0.77

02:04:56.000 Give me a couple of...

02:04:57.000 So, the obvious one is someone who wants to get it on with a video.

02:05:02.000 Okay, let me give it.

02:05:02.000 No.

02:05:03.000 So someone who is only interested in video chatting.

02:05:07.000 That is the only way they want to have relationships.

02:05:09.000 Video chats, webcam, not human relationships.

02:05:13.000 I can understand that, actually.

02:05:14.000 That's far too articulated.

02:05:16.000 Agenda that feels too robotic technological to be classified in human standards notes.

02:05:21.000 The common theme here is they just say anything and they say you don't know what it is.

02:05:27.000 I think you're catching on.

02:05:28.000 You're learning.

02:05:29.000 You're learning.

02:05:30.000 We're learning together.

02:05:31.000 I'm sick of this game.

02:05:32.000 This has been playing...

02:05:33.000 Newest gender pronouns Newest gender pronouns Sweeping all over science and stuff We're getting really good with the music here at Lotter with Crowder.

02:06:03.000 We are...

02:06:04.000 We are a one-stop shop.

02:06:06.000 I don't want to toot my own horn.

02:06:08.000 Is it toot or tout?

02:06:10.000 No one knows.

02:06:11.000 I hear both.

02:06:13.000 Alright, anyway, you said a minute and a half.

02:06:16.000 How long do I have with this now?

02:06:18.000 You've got about 20 seconds.

02:06:19.000 Alright, well listen, anyways, we play that game to point out some absurdity to you, but the truth is this is reality.

02:06:24.000 This is the world your kid is living in.

02:06:27.000 And if you speak out against it, it's hate speech.

02:06:29.000 You think it's hate speech today?

02:06:30.000 Give it a few months.

02:06:31.000 We'll be back after.

02:06:34.000 With women. 0.98

02:06:35.000 Real women.

02:06:36.000 Stay tuned.

02:06:36.000 We now return you to the town hall on CNN with Donald Trump and Anderson Cooper, who is clear.

02:07:05.000 Yes, Mr.

02:07:05.000 Trump, you never quite answered that question on Israel and Palestine.

02:07:08.000 How would you handle that conflict?

02:07:11.000 Okay, listen, like I said, how many people here are big on Israel or big on them?

02:07:15.000 Right.

02:07:16.000 I'm remaining neutral, okay?

02:07:17.000 But let me tell you why.

02:07:19.000 Okay?

02:07:20.000 It's because I have so many people from both sides who love me.

02:07:23.000 The Hebs, they love me.

02:07:23.000 Okay?

02:07:25.000 Listen, I work in New York, okay, right?

02:07:27.000 We work with the Hebs all the time there in New York.

02:07:29.000 They love me.

02:07:30.000 I'm all the time.

02:07:30.000 I'm out there.

02:07:31.000 I'm buying Ganesh.

02:07:34.000 Right?

02:07:35.000 Everyone here know Ganesh.

02:07:36.000 They come with a Ganesh eating machine.

02:07:37.000 I'm buying latkes.

02:07:38.000 Okay?

02:07:39.000 I'm drinking their coffee.

02:07:40.000 I'm buying their...

02:07:41.000 You have to.

02:07:41.000 If you're in New York, you have to do business with the heaps.

02:07:43.000 But the one thing that nobody talks about, everyone knows how much the Jews love me.

02:07:48.000 Okay?

02:07:49.000 But the ragheads love me too.

02:07:51.000 Nobody wants to bring that up because everybody else, listen, they're hated.

02:07:51.000 Okay?

02:07:54.000 Frankly, Ted Cruz, he's a nasty guy. 0.99

02:07:54.000 Okay? 0.99

02:07:57.000 He's a nasty guy. 0.97

02:07:59.000 None of those towel-wearing, okay, browdies are going to like Ted Cruz. 1.00

02:08:03.000 They're not going to work with them.

02:08:04.000 They will cut a deal.

02:08:05.000 I will tell you this, okay?

02:08:07.000 If Donald Trump is president, the heaps, okay, and the ragheads, they're going to come together. 1.00

02:08:13.000 They're going to make a deal.

02:08:14.000 They're going to make a deal so great.

02:08:16.000 You're going to say, why were the heaps and the ragheads ever fighting? 1.00

02:08:18.000 Because I'm going to get along with everybody, okay?

02:08:21.000 I'm going to get along with the heaps. 0.78

02:08:23.000 I'm going to get along with the ragheads. 1.00

02:08:24.000 I'm going to get along with the Packies and the Negroes. 1.00

02:08:27.000 They all love me.

02:08:28.000 Everyone loves me.

02:08:29.000 I get along.

02:08:30.000 This has been the Town Hall on CNN with Queer Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump. 0.51

02:08:36.000 I'm Perry Mahalan.

02:08:37.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message!

02:08:48.000 In my travels across this country, I hear too many stories from Americans whom the system has failed!

02:09:00.000 Thank you so much, Mr.

02:09:01.000 Sanders.

02:09:02.000 I love what you do so much. 0.98

02:09:04.000 I was walking to my friend's house, and I fell on the sidewalk, and there was this guy there, and I accidentally fell in the sky, and his penis went inside of me, and so I got pregnant, and this mean Republican in my state wouldn't let me get a late-term abortion, and so now I'm pregnant, and I need you to pay for it! 0.89

02:09:27.000 In a Bernie Sanders presidency, these Americans will be heard and Bernie Sanders will help them. 0.97

02:09:36.000 Not good enough, America!

02:09:38.000 And now it's time for your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.

02:09:56.000 Thank you.

02:09:57.000 Now this week's letter comes to me from Russell in Syracuse, New York.

02:10:08.000 And he says, I got myself a woman and she wants to be with me.

02:10:16.000 But when it comes to the boudoir, she doesn't want to do some of the weirdest stuff that I would like to do.

02:10:26.000 Oh man, Russell, had this problem at one time or another. 0.96

02:10:32.000 Sometimes you're jealous because you're just doing the same old vanilla and the person down the block has a Vietnamese sex addict and you're getting jealous like a jealous bee. 0.99

02:10:45.000 Here's what you're going to do. 0.98

02:10:48.000 You're going to light some candles.

02:10:50.000 You're going to make a romantic outfit.

02:10:53.000 You're going to make a romantic atmosphere.

02:10:55.000 You got the women need to feel like it's an event. 1.00

02:10:59.000 Create the event of the drugger and then you're going to move.

02:11:03.000 This has been your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.

02:11:29.000 I'm going to do the things that I want to do.

02:11:33.000 I ain't got a thing to prove to you.

02:11:37.000 I ain't going to wear the clothes that you like.

02:11:41.000 I don't give a hood about what you think.

02:11:45.000 Everyone likes to dance too.

02:11:48.000 All right, I won't say that I'm thrilled with this next segment because I don't necessarily know where it goes.

02:11:54.000 I love this woman with all my being, but she's coming on.

02:11:59.000 Sometimes it's tough.

02:12:02.000 Jared, you know this.

02:12:03.000 He knows that two passionate people together, it's not quite the fairy tale that people think it is, but in some ways it's better, and then in some ways it's far worse.

02:12:13.000 So, what does that mean?

02:12:17.000 That means it is time to bring on...

02:12:20.000 So, that means Mrs.

02:12:38.000 Crowder, thank you for being in the studio.

02:12:38.000 Crowder.

02:12:38.000 Mrs.

02:12:41.000 Hi, honey.

02:12:42.000 Okay, good.

02:12:43.000 And I can't believe you just introduced me with saying, and sometimes it's far worse.

02:12:49.000 It is sometimes far worse.

02:12:52.000 Okay, I talked about it, my knee.

02:12:54.000 Well, first I have to tell you something, okay?

02:12:57.000 I just gave Hopper a little chardonnay and he loved it.

02:13:01.000 No, you didn't.

02:13:01.000 Just a little sip.

02:13:02.000 If you do that, they're going to come after us and say it's abusive animals.

02:13:06.000 Okay.

02:13:06.000 So don't.

02:13:07.000 It was only one sip.

02:13:08.000 Stop speaking.

02:13:08.000 Don't.

02:13:10.000 Okay.

02:13:10.000 Stop speaking.

02:13:11.000 That means my wife has also partaken.

02:13:16.000 Hopper loves beer, for those that don't know.

02:13:17.000 He licked the can of my beer thing one time.

02:13:19.000 We can't leave it around him. 0.98

02:13:21.000 He'll just go nuts.

02:13:22.000 He'll tip it over and try and drink it for some reason.

02:13:24.000 Hates blueberries, though.

02:13:25.000 So, okay.

02:13:26.000 I told you about the knee situation earlier in the program.

02:13:31.000 And I went to a doctor, and I argued with him, and I was right.

02:13:36.000 Mrs.

02:13:36.000 Crowder, you take a different position, whereas I think that was a victory, because now I'm going to get my body fixed, and I went to a good doctor who took care of me.

02:13:44.000 What's the problem?

02:13:46.000 Well, here's the thing.

02:13:48.000 I think that on one level it is a victory, because you are getting your body fixed, and I'm really happy for you.

02:13:55.000 And I'm really happy for me, too, because I won't have a gimp husband. 1.00

02:13:59.000 That's hate speech.

02:14:00.000 So that's good.

02:14:03.000 But I felt like I was prepping you.

02:14:08.000 And I don't know if you kind of realized I was kind of like fluffing you.

02:14:12.000 Okay, that's not what I meant to say.

02:14:14.000 I was prepping you.

02:14:18.000 I was prepping you.

02:14:21.000 Do you want to go for something?

02:14:22.000 I can't believe this is live.

02:14:24.000 We can't go to commercial.

02:14:25.000 We're syndicated.

02:14:25.000 They're hard breaks.

02:14:27.000 I was prepping you a couple hours before we went in by trying to suddenly say, you know, if you're really positive and really nice to them, I think they'll want to give you the best care possible and don't complain and go and be really positive about the care you think they're going to give you.

02:14:50.000 The spider's back.

02:14:51.000 The spider is back right now on my monitor.

02:14:54.000 Do you see this?

02:14:55.000 Can you see it?

02:14:56.000 I can see it.

02:14:57.000 I'm actually the spider killer in our household.

02:14:59.000 They don't phase me.

02:15:00.000 On occasion.

02:15:01.000 We both share spider killing duties.

02:15:03.000 Yeah, Stephen kills them sometimes.

02:15:05.000 He hates them, but I'm friends to spiders.

02:15:08.000 If I flick it, do you think Hopper will eat it?

02:15:09.000 No!

02:15:10.000 You're flicking it towards me!

02:15:11.000 No, I'm going to flick it down towards his bed.

02:15:12.000 There you go.

02:15:12.000 Hopper will eat it.

02:15:13.000 Okay.

02:15:14.000 Now it's crawling towards Hopper.

02:15:15.000 Ooh, his tail's wagging.

02:15:17.000 So, yeah, we walked into the office, and I knew that my attempts had failed because...

02:15:24.000 We walk over and the first person you start talking to is the receptionist and you're complaining about how long it took for them to see you.

02:15:33.000 And I'm like, well, this isn't in her control.

02:15:35.000 No, I asked her if it seemed like a long time, 11 days, to see a doctor and get a diagnosis on something that should have been operated on within that time.

02:15:43.000 But then you also told, like, the waiting room nurse that.

02:15:46.000 And I think...

02:15:46.000 And then...

02:15:48.000 I mean, I don't think you were wrong.

02:15:49.000 Here's the thing.

02:15:50.000 I don't think you were wrong at all.

02:15:51.000 But I think you were setting yourself up for failure.

02:15:53.000 Because I think that she then went in and whispered to the doctor, He's difficult.

02:15:59.000 Because when the PA came in, I don't know if you picked up on this.

02:16:03.000 I was already squirming with awkwardness in the corner.

02:16:06.000 But the PA came in with the doctor and her face was beet red when she came in before they even said anything. 1.00

02:16:12.000 So I felt almost as if she knew something we didn't.

02:16:14.000 Do you mean when she walked in and said, yeah, we were just puzzling over your MRI? Because the first time I ever even glanced at it was before I came in there, which is why I was upset to begin with?

02:16:23.000 Correct.

02:16:24.000 I'm still not hearing at any point where I was wrong.

02:16:26.000 No, no, no, you weren't wrong.

02:16:28.000 But it was just a really...

02:16:32.000 It was a really awkward experience if you're the wife or the onlooker because we sat there and Stephen debated with the doctor in a heated manner for, I'm not kidding you, probably 45 minutes as if the doctor was a Democrat.

02:16:46.000 That's how intense you were in your debate.

02:16:49.000 And there were moments there where I'm like, okay, maybe I need to step in.

02:16:53.000 Maybe I should say something because I'm worried that the doctor is going to run for his life scared of Stephen because you're just so...

02:17:00.000 You're so quick-witted.

02:17:02.000 And then I'm like, all right, doctor's a grown man.

02:17:06.000 Don't agree with it.

02:17:07.000 But he didn't answer my questions.

02:17:08.000 You're right.

02:17:09.000 He didn't answer your questions.

02:17:10.000 You saw it.

02:17:10.000 He goes, this is healthy tissue.

02:17:12.000 And then I go, what's all that crap? 0.90

02:17:13.000 It's this giant gray mass, which we now know is torn everything. 0.96

02:17:17.000 And he just said, I think it's probably fluid and ruptured tissue.

02:17:21.000 I said, ruptured tissue?

02:17:22.000 What's ruptured tissue?

02:17:23.000 And he goes, and I said, well, what about reattaching the ligament?

02:17:27.000 He goes, no.

02:17:28.000 He goes, listen, I am a doctor.

02:17:30.000 You can believe what your friend says.

02:17:31.000 Or you can believe me.

02:17:33.000 I'm going, well, I don't believe you.

02:17:36.000 You're far more calm than you were in the doctor's office.

02:17:39.000 Well, that's not true.

02:17:40.000 I'm just saying he was wrong.

02:17:41.000 I have every right to be pissed when it's my body.

02:17:44.000 And the guy kept answering.

02:17:45.000 He didn't give me an answer.

02:17:46.000 He just said, well, I'm a doctor.

02:17:47.000 No, but he was friendly. 1.00

02:17:50.000 He was friendly, but he was a dumbass. 1.00

02:17:52.000 No, you're right. 1.00

02:17:52.000 But here's the thing. 1.00

02:17:53.000 Dr.

02:17:54.000 H, we'll call him. 0.99

02:17:55.000 He could sense that you knew he was a dumbass, and that was the part that made my heart want to leave out of my chest. 0.99

02:18:03.000 I wanted to jump out that window. 0.99

02:18:06.000 Well, that wouldn't be completely ill-timed.

02:18:09.000 You shouldn't do it.

02:18:10.000 I want that doctor to jump out the window. 1.00

02:18:12.000 He was a wrong guy.

02:18:15.000 He gave me no hope.

02:18:16.000 He actually said, I don't want to give you any hope because I don't believe in hope.

02:18:19.000 That's what this doctor said.

02:18:22.000 The doctor told his patient, I don't want to sell hope.

02:18:25.000 No, but the way you said it was very poetic and not totally accurate.

02:18:31.000 He didn't say, I don't believe in hope.

02:18:33.000 He said, I don't want to sell you hope.

02:18:35.000 Yes, he didn't want to.

02:18:36.000 No, that was when you were talking about the...

02:18:39.000 I was talking about all the other treatments.

02:18:41.000 There are all the treatments.

02:18:41.000 There's prolotherapy, plasma.

02:18:42.000 I was saying, listen, Doc, I'm not saying that all of these work, but there's got to be something out there that works.

02:18:47.000 And it turns out there's a lot that works.

02:18:49.000 Do you want to stay for one more break?

02:18:49.000 All right, we have to go to...

02:18:51.000 I do.

02:18:51.000 I want to tell everyone about your pimp cane.

02:18:53.000 Can you say that one?

02:18:54.000 Yeah, you can say pimp cane.

02:18:55.000 Okay, we'll be back with Mrs.

02:18:56.000 Crowder.

02:18:56.000 Louder with Crowder.

02:18:57.000 Stay tuned.

02:18:58.000 We'll see you next

02:19:18.000 time. . .

02:19:32.000 Former Governor of Minnesota here, Jesse Ventura.

02:19:36.000 The bod.

02:19:37.000 You know, this left-right paradigm that's been fed to the American public, and this pop culture for profit, media-driven entity is designed to keep you in the sand.

02:19:48.000 So that you don't focus on what's really mattering to Americans. 0.99

02:19:52.000 Which Kardashians on which magazine cover with which ass. 1.00

02:19:57.000 I'll tell you who the ass is. 1.00

02:19:59.000 It's you, the American public, for letting the strings still being pulled on your ass. 1.00

02:20:07.000 Know the facts. 0.99

02:20:13.000 Hey, if you're listening to or watching this podcast, there's a strong chance that you are not yet following me on Twitter, at SCrowder, where I'm tweeting all day long.

02:20:23.000 I'm ticking off the social justice warriors.

02:20:25.000 You should see the amount of hate I get on there. 0.76

02:20:27.000 Far, far, far worse than any Fat Sports Illustrated model or Black Lives Matter charlatan. 1.00

02:20:32.000 So listen, it's free.

02:20:34.000 You get to be entertained and you can chime in.

02:20:36.000 Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets and maybe you'll be lucky enough.

02:20:41.000 And I mean lucky enough because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine to have your tweet to me or not gay Jared included in our rockinest tweet of the week. 0.73

02:20:52.000 So follow me on Twitter at SCrowder.

02:20:54.000 If not, I don't want to say I have sights on your mother, but...

02:20:59.000 Oh, she's dead? 0.97

02:21:01.000 You're just saying that because I made a mom joke.

02:21:03.000 No, she's really dead? 0.75

02:21:04.000 well, you kind of walked into it.

02:21:05.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message!

02:21:20.000 In my travels across this country, I hear too many stories from Americans whom the system has failed.

02:21:31.000 Thank you so much, Matthew Sanders.

02:21:33.000 You are such an inspiration.

02:21:35.000 I have been going to college, and I got in because I was 115th Cherokee.

02:21:41.000 I failed all my applications.

02:21:43.000 When I got in, I had a grant, and I went to college, but I was supposed to maintain a certain grade point average.

02:21:48.000 And then what happened when I was going to take my test, I fell on a heroin needle, and so it went inside me, and I had heroin, and it caused a problem, and then they also, they said that I wasn't 115 Cherokee, which I didn't know when I filled out the application, and that combined with my GPA was a 1.4, but it was because of the heroin needle that I fell out on the sidewalk, and now they want to kick me out of school, and I can't be, and they're saying that because it was fraudulent, I actually need to pay student loans, and I don't want to pay student loans, and I need you to pay for it!

02:22:18.000 In a Bernie Sanders presidency, these Americans will be heard, and Bernie Sanders will help them.

02:22:26.000 Not good enough, America! America! America! 0.85

02:22:33.000 All right.

02:23:01.000 We have one more segment now.

02:23:03.000 It's the wife with Not Gay Jared. 0.82

02:23:05.000 Well, hold on a second.

02:23:06.000 Let me introduce.

02:23:07.000 She deserves her own music.

02:23:09.000 Not Gay Jared doesn't ever get music because we get into the home stretch of this show.

02:23:13.000 Whenever you hear this sound, you're about to hear the voice of an extremely tolerant person.

02:23:18.000 She's a lady. 1.00

02:23:21.000 Oh, oh, oh.

02:23:22.000 She's a lady. 1.00

02:23:25.000 Talking about that little lady And the lady is mine Mrs.

02:23:33.000 Crowder! 0.77

02:23:33.000 Mrs. 0.77

02:23:34.000 Mrs.

02:23:34.000 Crowder!

02:23:35.000 Crowder Mrs., thanks for being back. 0.73

02:23:37.000 You're welcome for being back.

02:23:39.000 Okay, this is what's happening with the Chardonnay.

02:23:42.000 So I don't know if Stephen's told the audience, but tell them what you're using to walk around with.

02:23:50.000 It's hardly a pimp cane.

02:23:51.000 It's a pretty medical-looking device, but I'm walking around with a cane, yes.

02:23:57.000 Well, first of all, I wanted to decorate the pimp cane for Valentine's Day, but, well, both lazy.

02:24:04.000 We didn't do anything.

02:24:05.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:24:05.000 Didn't happen.

02:24:06.000 But I will say, so we're at the movie theater the other day, and Stephen sees an old, like an 82-year-old man.

02:24:13.000 It's not that I'm lazy.

02:24:13.000 It's that I just don't care.

02:24:14.000 Ooh, then I have to tell them about that nasty 82-year-old man on the airplane.

02:24:17.000 Oh, that's a hilarious story.

02:24:19.000 Okay, let's get this quick.

02:24:20.000 Okay, so real quick, Stephen sees an 82-year-old man walking with a cane, and Stephen's hobbling with his cane, and he makes sure he hobbles extra fast so he can run up to the old man and tell them that they're brothers.

02:24:34.000 Or what did you say?

02:24:34.000 That's not true, Jade.

02:24:36.000 Band of brothers.

02:24:37.000 No.

02:24:40.000 No.

02:24:42.000 I said the brotherhood of the cane.

02:24:43.000 You know this, Jared.

02:24:44.000 You probably felt this when you were in some kind of, you know, your weird not-gay surgery and you had met someone else who shared common ground. 0.98

02:24:51.000 No, I've never run up somebody and said I'm their brother.

02:24:53.000 He had a cane.

02:24:54.000 Because I really dig their cane.

02:24:56.000 He had a cane and I had a cane.

02:24:58.000 Truth is, he was faking it.

02:24:59.000 He was walking.

02:25:00.000 There was no tension on the cane.

02:25:01.000 Like, you know, you can tell.

02:25:02.000 Kind of like when a pimp is just walking.

02:25:04.000 He was old and you knew he was just doing it to get sympathy.

02:25:04.000 It's just for decoration.

02:25:07.000 But maybe that's why he didn't respond.

02:25:09.000 I didn't say brothers of Cain.

02:25:12.000 I said brotherhood of the Cain.

02:25:15.000 So it's been funny because as Steven's been a gimp, people don't know. 1.00

02:25:19.000 They kind of think because they can't see an Inger.

02:25:22.000 They just see him hobbling along with a cane.

02:25:24.000 Most of them probably think this is some type of permanent ailment.

02:25:27.000 And so I kind of think I'm getting one of two responses.

02:25:31.000 If we're out somewhere and Steven happens to open the door for me with his gimp leg and I walk through the door, they think that I'm Satan's girlfriend incarnate.

02:25:42.000 Not that Steven's Satan, but I'm a terrible woman because I'm letting this gimp open the door for me. 1.00

02:25:46.000 I love how her negative comment about her is still an indictment on me.

02:25:51.000 No, or...

02:25:52.000 It's not she's Satan. 0.90

02:25:53.000 She's Satan's girlfriend. 1.00

02:25:55.000 Or if they just see us walking along on the street, they probably think I'm your girlfriend and that I'm a true saint for dating a cripple. 1.00

02:26:02.000 Well, remember that guy at the brewery when we went there and I was just walking through?

02:26:07.000 This is a true story, Jared.

02:26:08.000 I know you usually think I'm in the wrong, but Hillary was there.

02:26:11.000 And I just said, excuse me.

02:26:12.000 And I just tapped him on the shoulder and he had a big winter jacket.

02:26:15.000 And so he didn't do anything.

02:26:16.000 So I just kind of walked around him.

02:26:18.000 But the people who were out with us, they said that his wife said, sweetie, that guy was trying to get around you with the cane.

02:26:23.000 And he said, well, that's his problem.

02:26:25.000 It's like, how horrible do you have to be?

02:26:27.000 Yeah, I would have just...

02:26:27.000 America.

02:26:29.000 I mean, listen, here's the thing.

02:26:31.000 The cane is incredibly painful when I have the immobilizer, but when the adrenaline's pumping, you can make one go of it.

02:26:37.000 And that jacket was just like a hook could have grabbed him.

02:26:40.000 I had no idea that he even said... 0.95

02:26:41.000 What a horrible person. 0.96

02:26:43.000 Speaking of horrible people... 0.72

02:26:46.000 My wife, Mrs.

02:26:46.000 Crowder, came and told me this story.

02:26:48.000 Have you heard this story?

02:26:49.000 I heard it briefly from the other room, but I'm eager to hear it in the flesh.

02:26:53.000 This is a true story.

02:26:55.000 Honest to God.

02:26:55.000 True story.

02:26:56.000 Okay, Hillary, let's lay the groundwork here. 1.00

02:26:59.000 Well...

02:27:00.000 Why you're already laughing by the time the mic gets to you.

02:27:02.000 Because I feel like you just set it up in a very dramatic manner.

02:27:05.000 Well, listen.

02:27:06.000 I've set a standard.

02:27:08.000 Okay.

02:27:08.000 Perform to that standard.

02:27:10.000 Don't feel pressure.

02:27:11.000 Rise above it.

02:27:11.000 I'm going to perform to that standard.

02:27:13.000 I'm going to perform to that standard.

02:27:14.000 Just think of it like a sandwich.

02:27:15.000 All right.

02:27:16.000 So, I'm a good sandwich maker.

02:27:18.000 It'll be excellent.

02:27:19.000 It'll be excellent, just like my sandwiches.

02:27:22.000 So, I'm traveling back from Phoenix last Thursday, and I'm in one of those dinky little planes where you have to walk outside and walk up a terrifying ladder.

02:27:32.000 You can't say dink anymore.

02:27:34.000 Peter Dinklage.

02:27:34.000 It's a protected class.

02:27:35.000 A midget-like plane. 1.00

02:27:37.000 How's that?

02:27:38.000 Hard.

02:27:39.000 And you have to walk up a large ladder to get into the plane.

02:27:43.000 And there's this girl that's about my age behind me.

02:27:45.000 She's got a baby strapped to her. 0.97

02:27:47.000 She's got all this luggage.

02:27:48.000 So just wanting to be a decent human being, I offered to carry her bag and my bag.

02:27:55.000 I'm carrying up the plane for her and just trying to do my best to help her out.

02:28:00.000 So get up to the plane and opening up all of the luggage bins, trying to place both her bag and my bag, I notice that these geriatrics have filled the bins with their coats. 1.00

02:28:11.000 So I say in a chipper voice, not sure who these coats are, but I'm just going to move them right across the aisle so I can make room for this young lady's bag.

02:28:20.000 Move the coats.

02:28:22.000 Three hours later...

02:28:24.000 Here's the thing.

02:28:26.000 The fact that what happens next is three hours later is pivotal.

02:28:31.000 Three hours?

02:28:32.000 Some 83-year-old man was chewing on this the entire flight.

02:28:37.000 And for some reason, I find satisfaction in that.

02:28:41.000 That's not normal.

02:28:42.000 That's not healthy.

02:28:43.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

02:28:43.000 But go ahead.

02:28:44.000 Hold on.

02:28:45.000 Satisfaction for him or for me?

02:28:47.000 No, no.

02:28:48.000 Satisfaction for me to know how angry this man was.

02:28:51.000 Oh, gosh.

02:28:52.000 All right.

02:28:52.000 Considering how horrible he is, at least I have considered a small moral victory that he had to live in his own personal hell in a flight.

02:28:59.000 So go ahead and tell them what happened.

02:29:01.000 So three hours later...

02:29:03.000 We are exiting the flight.

02:29:06.000 We've landed.

02:29:07.000 You're getting exiting?

02:29:08.000 We're getting off the flight.

02:29:09.000 We're exiting the flight.

02:29:10.000 And I'm grabbing this young lady's bag. 0.92

02:29:14.000 And this 82-year-old man taps me on the shoulder.

02:29:17.000 And he goes, you moved my coat. 0.97

02:29:21.000 If you touch my coat again, I'm going to knock you to the ground.

02:29:26.000 And so I start to like laugh a little and repeat what he's saying because I'm like surely he must be doing that weird old people thing where he's trying to joke and it's not funny. 1.00

02:29:35.000 And he wasn't!

02:29:37.000 He looked at me with a stone face and I knew in that moment that I was in danger.

02:29:43.000 What did he do?

02:29:45.000 He threatened to knock you to the ground.

02:29:47.000 He threatened to commit a serious crime.

02:29:49.000 This is what he did because he was too weak to knock me to the ground.

02:29:52.000 He turned to this random woman next to me who he had barely no interaction with and he started telling her what a kind person she was and how great her children were on the flight.

02:30:02.000 I think because he wanted to rub in my face what an evil person I was for touching his coat.

02:30:07.000 Even though that lady hadn't done anything for the poor pregnant woman. 1.00

02:30:12.000 Well, this comes down to the battle of the victimized classes. 0.98

02:30:19.000 Is it the 82-year-old man or the pregnant woman who takes priority? 0.92

02:30:22.000 Oh, gosh.

02:30:23.000 I'm going to say everyone has to be old at some point.

02:30:27.000 I'm going to say it's the woman because she has to be old. 1.00

02:30:29.000 Pregnant woman. 0.99

02:30:30.000 She has to be a woman, pregnant. 0.99

02:30:31.000 She'll eventually have to be old, too. 0.84

02:30:33.000 Hopefully not old and pregnant. 0.99

02:30:35.000 No.

02:30:35.000 That's like smoking and pregnant.

02:30:38.000 You're talking about birth defects if you're getting old and pregnant.

02:30:40.000 At that point you're just rolling the dice and it's just not a smart gamble.

02:30:45.000 That was my cane falling.

02:30:48.000 That's usually the sign of you beating me with your cane.

02:30:51.000 Those wounds won't heal.

02:30:52.000 She actually pointed at me with his cane today, and I felt like I was married to 82-year-old Steven.

02:30:58.000 I pointed at you with my cane?

02:30:59.000 Yeah, you were gesturing very adamantly.

02:31:01.000 I don't believe that.

02:31:04.000 Get over there! 0.99

02:31:06.000 Sandwich!

02:31:07.000 That being said, it's basically a glorified pointing device.

02:31:10.000 It's perfectly functional for that.

02:31:12.000 Is that what you're doing when you beat me down the stairs?

02:31:14.000 Were you pointing me?

02:31:16.000 When I beat you down the stairs...

02:31:18.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.

02:31:19.000 I would say pregnant woman.

02:31:20.000 Still, this is a problem.

02:31:22.000 Old people get a free pass sometimes, and sometimes they can be just as horrible and disrespectful. 1.00

02:31:28.000 What does that mean?

02:31:28.000 Five minutes?

02:31:29.000 No, okay, we've got five minutes left.

02:31:30.000 Alright, so, Mrs.

02:31:31.000 Crowder, okay.

02:31:32.000 In parting, and then we're going to send you off here.

02:31:35.000 This happened.

02:31:35.000 I'm glad you're fine.

02:31:36.000 No old man pushed you to the ground.

02:31:38.000 Oh, and then my Uber driver was smoking weed.

02:31:43.000 No, he wasn't smoking weed.

02:31:44.000 That's not a big deal.

02:31:45.000 What it was was he was actually hotboxing when he picked you up.

02:31:48.000 And I had a moment.

02:31:50.000 Can I just tell you my moment?

02:31:51.000 It was one of those moments, you only get a few of them in life, where you say, I've got 10 seconds to decide.

02:31:57.000 What am I going to do?

02:31:58.000 Am I going to sit with this driver and put my life in danger and probably be kidnapped and taken to his drug lair?

02:32:04.000 Or do I offend him and say, sir, you smell like marijuana.

02:32:08.000 I'm going to leave your car.

02:32:10.000 No, he didn't smell like marijuana.

02:32:12.000 The smoke was leaving the car.

02:32:15.000 If a guy smelled like marijuana, you're in the wrong.

02:32:18.000 If the guy was hotboxing the car as you originally told the story, he's in the wrong.

02:32:23.000 I don't care what anybody says.

02:32:24.000 They're like, oh, it doesn't impair your driving.

02:32:26.000 Listen, I would not trust my life to someone who is currently smoking in a car.

02:32:32.000 And I didn't.

02:32:33.000 You got another Uber driver.

02:32:33.000 And I made the right decision.

02:32:35.000 Yes.

02:32:36.000 Oh, I was going to say, why didn't I pick you up?

02:32:38.000 Because I was a gimp.

02:32:39.000 Yeah.

02:32:40.000 Otherwise, I would pick you up.

02:32:40.000 You know I always pick you up at the airport.

02:32:42.000 Yeah.

02:32:43.000 What do you mean, yeah?

02:32:44.000 No, I'm just teasing you.

02:32:45.000 Yeah, you do.

02:32:46.000 Of course I do.

02:32:47.000 Of course you do.

02:32:48.000 No, Stephen actually is a really great husband.

02:32:50.000 That's what I have to say to everyone that's listening.

02:32:52.000 Why would you even say that?

02:32:53.000 You come from a family who doesn't pick you up from the airport, and I always go out of my way to do so.

02:32:57.000 I'm teasing you.

02:32:58.000 That's just not fair.

02:32:59.000 No, he does.

02:32:59.000 He always picks me up from the airport, and that's something I really appreciate.

02:33:01.000 And I'll pick my kid you up from the airport if yes.

02:33:02.000 That's kind of the ultimate sign.

02:33:04.000 All right, so you think I was right with the doctor.

02:33:04.000 That is true.

02:33:07.000 Again, it's a thing about tone.

02:33:08.000 And I guess we can all agree at the end of the day that I was right.

02:33:12.000 And I'm glad you were.

02:33:13.000 You were wrong.

02:33:14.000 I was right.

02:33:16.000 And now my body will get fixed.

02:33:18.000 And if I listened to you...

02:33:20.000 I would be walking around with a damaged posterior collateral corner for the rest of my life.

02:33:26.000 I am glad you went with your gut.

02:33:28.000 Did you hear that?

02:33:29.000 That's as close to an admission of being right.

02:33:32.000 Give that mic to KJR. Thank you, sweetheart.

02:33:34.000 Savor those moments.

02:33:35.000 You heard that, right?

02:33:36.000 The good thing is we have it logged as proof.

02:33:38.000 That was...

02:33:40.000 Of course...

02:33:41.000 Oh, gosh.

02:33:42.000 It's always hard to navigate this whole soundboard.

02:33:44.000 She's a lady Oh, oh, oh She's a lady Bye, sweetheart.

02:33:59.000 Love you.

02:33:59.000 So, that was Mrs.

02:34:01.000 Crowder.

02:34:02.000 She's supposed to come on with a book review, but she's been reading really uninteresting books lately.

02:34:05.000 You've heard her book review.

02:34:06.000 It's usually like Chinese prison camps or like, you know, Scientology cult stuff.

02:34:13.000 Lately, she's been reading about, I don't know.

02:34:15.000 I don't even know what she's been reading about.

02:34:16.000 It's not been worth reviewing.

02:34:18.000 Well, we intend to not read about good things.

02:34:20.000 She usually does, though.

02:34:21.000 She really does.

02:34:22.000 So just back to the normal, though.

02:34:24.000 At least you're not in debt of good books.

02:34:27.000 It's just being herself.

02:34:29.000 Get back around to it.

02:34:30.000 You know, one thing I like having a woman who has an opinion.

02:34:33.000 I don't know why people...

02:34:34.000 That's a big irony of feminism. 1.00

02:34:36.000 They claim to be strong women.

02:34:37.000 They wouldn't be able to handle my wife. 1.00

02:34:39.000 Speaking of feminism, Fat Chicks and Sports Illustrated, we were talking about that this week. 1.00

02:34:42.000 I got so much hate mail.

02:34:43.000 Anytime you even question the health of a woman who's a size 18, 5'7", and say, listen, you know, maybe that's not the best life choice... 0.88

02:34:53.000 People get mad and they tell you that they're big and beautiful.

02:34:56.000 My problem is not with the plus size models in Sports Illustrated.

02:34:59.000 It's the rejection of the market, of the free market, of what people want in order to push an agenda, an agenda that ultimately leads to a lot of problems.

02:35:07.000 I mean, listen, obesity is a huge problem in the United States.

02:35:09.000 Michelle Obama said that it's a bigger threat than terrorism.

02:35:12.000 I don't know if I'd go that far.

02:35:14.000 The only bigger threat than terrorism that I see is possibly your husband.

02:35:19.000 Or Hillary Clinton. 1.00

02:35:20.000 Well, I guess, you know, Hillary Clinton. 0.92

02:35:22.000 Terrorism.

02:35:23.000 At this point, who's to tell?

02:35:25.000 You'd be surprised.

02:35:26.000 So, we talked about that.

02:35:28.000 There's a video up at ladderwithcreder.com.

02:35:29.000 I don't think we have a whole bunch of time to get into it, but gosh, I can't believe this is the end of the show.

02:35:33.000 Getting close.

02:35:34.000 We're getting close.

02:35:35.000 Gosh, Larry Elder, Karen Strawn, my wife, the head PR person for ISIS. I can't believe we snagged that guess.

02:35:40.000 That was an impressive snack.

02:35:41.000 Well, you know what?

02:35:42.000 He won't admit to it, but he's actually kind of a fan.

02:35:45.000 Oh, okay.

02:35:46.000 It's kind of like when I used to watch...

02:35:47.000 He was kind of eager to get on, kind of connect with the tweets.

02:35:50.000 It's kind of like when you and I used to grab the popcorn and laugh at Al Jazeera. 0.94

02:35:53.000 You don't really agree with it, but you're going, my gosh, this is entertaining.

02:35:57.000 Yes.

02:35:58.000 And that's really what this program is about.

02:36:00.000 Keeping you entertained.

02:36:01.000 Keeping you informed.

02:36:03.000 Loving you.

02:36:04.000 Caressing your eardrums.

02:36:05.000 We're not trying to assault it.

02:36:07.000 We're not trying to blitz you with information and pomposity. 0.61

02:36:13.000 We're trying to make love to your cerebellum. 0.99

02:36:16.000 And educate you in a way that leaves you feeling good about yourself.

02:36:20.000 Because you know what?

02:36:21.000 You deserve it.

02:36:23.000 And we give it to you.

02:36:24.000 We're going to wrap this up in a nice bow.

02:36:25.000 Lotto with Crowder.

02:36:26.000 Stay tuned.

02:36:27.000 Okay, business time. business time.

02:36:49.000 Really simple.

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02:37:13.000 You have no excuse.

02:37:14.000 You have no excuse, just like you have no excuse for those roles that are just cascading over your belt buckle, you should be ashamed.

02:37:21.000 Unless you're a lady, then you deserve a medal. 1.00

02:37:23.000 Get her a medal.

02:37:24.000 And now it's time for Hopper, the anti-social justice warrior doggo doing you a public service. - the anti-social justice warrior doggo doing you a public service. - You need to check your sex privilege stump! 0.99

02:37:50.000 America thanks you, Hopper!

02:37:57.000 This has been Hopper, the anti-social justice warrior doggo, doing you, America, a public service.

02:38:03.000 All right.

02:38:13.000 We were pantomiming that for those not watching the video live stream.

02:38:16.000 You should, you should, or you should be ashamed of yourself.

02:38:18.000 We're pulling into that home stretch, the end of the show, and we have this week some town halls going on.

02:38:26.000 Donald Trump, Ted Cruz coming down to Marco Rubio.

02:38:28.000 I guess by the next time we'll talk...

02:38:31.000 South Carolina will have been determined.

02:38:32.000 Will have been determined.

02:38:33.000 I wonder, you can only wonder who will be dropping out next week as a result.

02:38:38.000 Maybe?

02:38:38.000 Who do you predict?

02:38:39.000 Who do I think will drop out?

02:38:41.000 Did Christy drop out?

02:38:44.000 Yes.

02:38:44.000 Yeah, right after he demolished Rubio on stage, dropped out.

02:38:48.000 So the only people left, obviously, have Cruz, Trump, Rubio, Jeb, Kasich.

02:38:53.000 Are those the only ones left?

02:38:54.000 There's six.

02:38:55.000 Is that six?

02:38:57.000 Cruz, Trump, Rubio, Kasich, Jeb.

02:38:59.000 That's five.

02:39:01.000 Carson.

02:39:02.000 Oh, Carson.

02:39:03.000 I think Carson will drop out.

02:39:03.000 Carson.

02:39:04.000 I think Carson will drop out.

02:39:06.000 Jeb is still going.

02:39:07.000 I think it's just because he has the money.

02:39:09.000 He has the money.

02:39:09.000 Going and going and going.

02:39:10.000 Him and Kasich.

02:39:12.000 I don't think Kasich is going to drop out because he sees what he has now as momentum.

02:39:15.000 Which is good for him.

02:39:17.000 I think this is the most momentum.

02:39:19.000 I think even he's probably pretty surprised at the momentum he has now.

02:39:22.000 I want to see everyone dropped out except for Cruz, Trump, and Rubio.

02:39:28.000 Even then, I feel like we're going to have to see Cruz or Rubio drop out in order to not nominate Trump.

02:39:35.000 Yeah, but we're not there yet.

02:39:38.000 They're not there yet.

02:39:39.000 They're still battling for that spot.

02:39:41.000 They legitimately could lay claim to, listen, I'm not dropping out.

02:39:45.000 You first.

02:39:45.000 And I don't blame them.

02:39:46.000 It's not like a lot of these candidates who stayed in way too long and they knew there was no path to victory.

02:39:53.000 I think a lot of Republicans have gotten greedy.

02:39:55.000 I really do.

02:39:56.000 I think it's a problem.

02:39:57.000 And it's disappointing.

02:39:59.000 You know, it really is disappointing.

02:40:00.000 We talked about it.

02:40:01.000 I would love to see Sanders versus Cruz just because I'd love to see that contrast.

02:40:05.000 I do think that, like I said, I didn't go out.

02:40:08.000 I was never going to canvas for McCain, for Romney.

02:40:11.000 I certainly wouldn't for Trump.

02:40:14.000 Probably not for Rubio.

02:40:15.000 And I will say, you know, I can vote for a multitude of people on that stage.

02:40:19.000 Cruz is the one person who, if you actually look into his record, though, You know if someone would attack you if you had a cruise bumper sticker, it would be because of something conservative.

02:40:29.000 What about the fact that he doesn't want to attack the rich more?

02:40:31.000 Yes.

02:40:32.000 What about what he said about Social Security?

02:40:34.000 Yes.

02:40:36.000 What about what he said about same-sex marriage?

02:40:37.000 Yes.

02:40:39.000 Whereas with Romney, they could bring up and say, well, he's inconsistent.

02:40:42.000 He's a flip-flopper.

02:40:43.000 You know, if it's Rubio, they're going to say, well, what about the Gang of Eight?

02:40:45.000 See, they don't even believe it.

02:40:45.000 If it's Trump, they'll say anything Trump's ever said.

02:40:48.000 I feel like half people throwing out Gang of Eight don't actually really understand anything about it.

02:40:52.000 No, I think on the Republican side they do.

02:40:55.000 On the Republican side, but I'm talking about people on the other side, though.

02:40:59.000 It's one of the things I feel like if you're not really informed on it, you could still kind of not really understand it, but kind of use it as a talking point that you're not really sure where the heads and tails of it is at.

02:41:09.000 I don't know.

02:41:10.000 The grammar that you just used was so offensive.

02:41:15.000 It's the internet.

02:41:15.000 It's all good.

02:41:16.000 It says YouTube.

02:41:17.000 I'm connecting with YouTubers.

02:41:18.000 You're connecting with YouTubers, but we have radio stations that syndicate us, of course, at our wonderful home station, Wham!, and they're going to hear this, and it's going to be like nails on a chalkboard.

02:41:28.000 It's okay, because they like me more than you.

02:41:29.000 You know you don't end a phrase with that.

02:41:30.000 They like me more than you.

02:41:31.000 No, they don't.

02:41:32.000 Everyone likes you more than me.

02:41:35.000 What does that mean?

02:41:37.000 Everyone in Germany liked Hitler more than the other guy.

02:41:41.000 It's a horrible argument.

02:41:42.000 Where do we get from me to Hitler so fast? 0.54

02:41:44.000 Well, it's an easy parallel.

02:41:45.000 It's not an unexpected parallel.

02:41:45.000 So fast.

02:41:48.000 You're short.

02:41:48.000 You got any German in you?

02:41:49.000 You have any German in you?

02:41:50.000 No, not recently.

02:41:51.000 Not recently.

02:41:56.000 That's going to start some rumors.

02:41:58.000 So, listen, here's my problem this week.

02:42:00.000 Same thing with the Pope.

02:42:01.000 Same thing with the Sports Illustrated fat issue.

02:42:04.000 Same thing with the draft issue.

02:42:08.000 What's the takeaway?

02:42:09.000 My problem isn't with any individual person.

02:42:12.000 My problem is with being told exactly what to think.

02:42:15.000 You should find all people beautiful.

02:42:16.000 I don't.

02:42:17.000 You shouldn't talk this way about the Pope.

02:42:20.000 I will.

02:42:21.000 You shouldn't speak that way about the draft.

02:42:24.000 You should support women in combat. 1.00

02:42:27.000 I don't.

02:42:29.000 You know, as Woody Allen said, I just have a general problem with authority.

02:42:32.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

02:42:34.000 Look, having a problem with authority, you have to be respectful of authority.

02:42:37.000 That doesn't mean that you don't fight authority.

02:42:40.000 It doesn't mean that you don't question authority.

02:42:42.000 And that's a big defining difference between the ideas of conservatism versus liberalism. 0.96

02:42:49.000 Now, I know it's funny to joke about how I'm a jackass and not gay Jared and my wife call me Larry David, but look at that with a doctor. 0.96

02:42:57.000 Good example. 0.98

02:42:58.000 I went in and I thought he was wrong.

02:43:00.000 Now, I don't do this all the time with a doctor.

02:43:02.000 I have a good family doctor.

02:43:04.000 I usually go in and most of the time I've done what they've said.

02:43:06.000 But when I went in and this doctor...

02:43:09.000 I clearly wasn't very interested to hear what I had to say when I said, what's this on the MRI? And he said, it's probably this.

02:43:17.000 Shouldn't you know?

02:43:18.000 He said, well, listen, I'm a doctor.

02:43:20.000 I do this all the time.

02:43:21.000 I said, well, if there's a tear in the ligament, shouldn't you know how bad it is?

02:43:24.000 It doesn't really matter because we're not going to do anything anyway.

02:43:27.000 And then I go, I didn't trust him.

02:43:30.000 There should be a mistrust of authority. 0.99

02:43:32.000 Now, was I a little bit of a jerk? 1.00

02:43:34.000 Maybe. 0.99

02:43:35.000 Maybe.

02:43:36.000 The point is, because of my inherent distrust for blanket authority, now if he'd have said, hey, listen, you know what, I can't answer that question, but let me send you to someone who can.

02:43:45.000 That's where I really have a lot of respect for someone.

02:43:47.000 Someone who recognizes where they are not an expert and they're willing to delegate.

02:43:50.000 I mean, that's what Henry Ford talked about.

02:43:52.000 That is a sign of somebody, not necessarily of the utmost intelligence, but certainly leadership.

02:43:58.000 And you saw that with George W. Bush.

02:44:00.000 He made a lot of scripts, but he appointed brilliant people.

02:44:04.000 Because of my distrust of authority.

02:44:07.000 I went to another doctor.

02:44:08.000 I went for a second opinion.

02:44:10.000 And guess what?

02:44:11.000 He said, you should have been in surgery like yesterday.

02:44:13.000 We're rushing me next week into surgery.

02:44:15.000 I'm going to have a knee that I've probably not had since I was 19 when I first injured it.

02:44:19.000 We've talked about that injury.

02:44:21.000 And you know what?

02:44:22.000 I came home.

02:44:22.000 I was really happy because I finally had hope.

02:44:25.000 And that all came from not being told what to think.

02:44:29.000 You don't have to be right.

02:44:30.000 You just have to be questioning.

02:44:32.000 You just have to be thinking and finding the right people.

02:44:35.000 And that's what happened.

02:44:36.000 And that's what the vetting process should be with anyone running for president, with anyone who's currently in office.

02:44:43.000 Don't allow them to tell you what to think.

02:44:45.000 You should find this woman beautiful on this Sports Illustrated cover. 0.70

02:44:48.000 No.

02:44:48.000 You shouldn't talk this way about the Pope.

02:44:51.000 You shouldn't disrespect the president.

02:44:51.000 No.

02:44:53.000 No.

02:44:55.000 Think for yourself.

02:44:56.000 Avoid the groupthink.

02:44:57.000 Sometimes you get great results.

Louder with Crowder - February 20, 2016

#62 Larry Elder, Karen Straughan and Mrs. Crowder! | Louder With Crowder

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