Louder with Crowder - #63 Dana Loesch, Gavin McInnes and @GayPatriot!

00:00:04.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

00:00:09.000 Politics.

00:00:10.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

00:00:10.000 Civility?

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00:00:15.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:00:18.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

00:00:20.000 If you have a very unhealthy body, you should have a horrible body image.

00:00:23.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

00:00:25.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

00:00:28.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.

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00:00:39.000 But you're a strange animal I got to follow Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound Oh!

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00:00:53.000 I am your host, Steven Crowder, louder with Crowder, producing with me in studio, as always, is NotGayJarred.

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00:01:04.000 A little Al Borland sign-off.

00:01:04.000 That was good.

00:01:04.000 Are we good?

00:01:07.000 That's horrible.

00:01:07.000 A little Al Borland?

00:01:08.000 But I feel strangely proud.

00:01:08.000 That's horrible.

00:01:11.000 You're not doing your orientations...

00:01:12.000 Back to you.

00:01:13.000 Back to you, Steven.

00:01:14.000 You're not doing your orientations, reputation, any favors.

00:01:16.000 No.

00:01:18.000 For those obviously listening to Restfully, we are live streaming now, so you can watch us at ladderwithcrowder.com or the YouTubes, our wonderful affiliate list, New Hampshire, Florida, Michigan, several, Missouri, Alaska.

00:01:28.000 We're very grateful to everyone who's listening.

00:01:30.000 So listen, this has been a big week.

00:01:31.000 A lot of guests we have coming up, too.

00:01:34.000 Gavin McGinnis, Dana Lash, Gay Patriot.

00:01:38.000 Pretty much an all-star cast.

00:01:38.000 Brodigan.

00:01:39.000 I'm going into surgery this week, so we've had a really tough time trying to schedule everything and get all this done for you, but I appreciate it.

00:01:48.000 I've gotten a lot of tweets, Facebook messages that people are praying for me.

00:01:52.000 Listen, it's fine.

00:01:52.000 It's not that big of a surgery.

00:01:53.000 We're reattaching some ligaments and fixing some stuff in the knee, and I'm very grateful to be under the care of some fantastic doctors.

00:02:01.000 So that's not what's been frustrating me.

00:02:03.000 What's been frustrating me is we have these primaries.

00:02:04.000 I'm not going to get into it too much, the Trump deal, because we'll have guests who are...

00:02:08.000 We have Rubio guests on today.

00:02:09.000 We have a Trump guest on today.

00:02:13.000 A few people from different walks of life.

00:02:14.000 First thing I want to say is, you know, Bernie Sanders...

00:02:17.000 This is rigged against the guy.

00:02:19.000 I don't know if you've seen this.

00:02:20.000 With Bernie Sanders, there hasn't been a primary state for Democrats that has been won by as wide of a margin as Bernie won New Hampshire since JFK. He won it by like 22 points.

00:02:30.000 It doesn't matter with the superdelegates.

00:02:33.000 For people who don't understand the way this works, it's not about how many votes you get.

00:02:35.000 It's about the delegates you collect.

00:02:37.000 And Democrats effectively have these superdelegates that render everything else pretty much useless.

00:02:42.000 You get the superdelegates, you get the nomination.

00:02:45.000 And the superdelegates have all gone for Hillary Clinton.

00:02:47.000 Isn't it ironic, though?

00:02:50.000 I was sitting here talking about this.

00:02:51.000 People believe, for some reason, the Democratic Party.

00:02:53.000 Democrats!

00:02:53.000 So it's democracy!

00:02:55.000 And Republicans are not.

00:02:56.000 They're not for democracy.

00:02:57.000 It's like, listen.

00:02:58.000 I once had a guy go, well, actually, Democrats believe in electing through democracy, and Republicans get elected through...

00:03:03.000 I was going to come again, stupid.

00:03:06.000 You have to vote for a Republican or a Democrat.

00:03:08.000 Either way, it has to take place in the same election, dummy.

00:03:11.000 He didn't understand the difference.

00:03:13.000 But isn't it ironic that Democrats claim to be for the people and it's all about democracy, which of course I don't support.

00:03:17.000 I don't believe in democracy.

00:03:19.000 It's mob rule.

00:03:19.000 I believe in a constitutional republic.

00:03:21.000 But isn't it sort of funny?

00:03:23.000 That the thing with Trump, whether you like him or not, it's a populist approach right now.

00:03:27.000 He's saying what people want to hear, and he's winning the votes, and he's probably going to win the nomination.

00:03:32.000 But the Democrats, they don't trust it.

00:03:34.000 Uh-uh.

00:03:35.000 Uh-uh.

00:03:35.000 No.

00:03:36.000 But we're the people!

00:03:37.000 No.

00:03:39.000 No.

00:03:39.000 You're not going to get it.

00:03:41.000 That's not what's going to happen.

00:03:42.000 That's not how this works.

00:03:44.000 It's just about control, which is just so funny how it just goes over people's head.

00:03:47.000 They control it so much more than the Republican Party.

00:03:49.000 The Republican Party, and this has come back to bite them, they trust their voting contingency enough, or at least they believe that it's the moral thing they have to do.

00:03:57.000 Okay, let's leave it to the people.

00:03:59.000 They don't do the super delegate thing.

00:04:01.000 You can bitch about Jeb Bush getting all this money, and that's true.

00:04:04.000 Listen, I was on the show saying, I don't know, it's not going to be Jeb Bush.

00:04:08.000 That's what I know.

00:04:09.000 And what I did say was I thought it was going to be someone we weren't talking about.

00:04:12.000 Back then, everyone thought it was Ted Cruz or Rubio, for sure.

00:04:15.000 And I said, I think it's going to be someone we're not talking about.

00:04:16.000 I never expected Trump.

00:04:19.000 But...

00:04:21.000 At least it's left to the voters in a Republican primary.

00:04:24.000 It's just such a big irony to me that Democrats do not trust their own voters to pick their nominee.

00:04:28.000 Because if they did, it'd be Bernie.

00:04:29.000 This is what you want.

00:04:30.000 No, this is what you want.

00:04:31.000 You want this lovely gal right here.

00:04:31.000 Right.

00:04:35.000 Now, speaking of Bernie, and here's something I wanted to talk about.

00:04:38.000 By the way, Donald Trump's probably going to get the nomination, and he's going to out-Bernie Bernie in a general election.

00:04:42.000 He's going to become super liberal, and he's going to just say Hillary Clinton is the Goldman Sachs candidate on Wall Street.

00:04:42.000 Watch.

00:04:48.000 He's going to out-Bernie Bernie Sanders in a general.

00:04:51.000 Even though Donald Trump has stakes in Goldman Sachs, he's received giant business loans from George Soros.

00:04:57.000 Listen, he wants to attack other people for doing exactly what he does himself.

00:05:00.000 I am against Wall Street bailouts.

00:05:02.000 I am against the big banks.

00:05:03.000 But that's what Donald Trump's playbook will be.

00:05:05.000 If it's Hillary Donald Trump, he's going to out-liberal Bernie Sanders.

00:05:08.000 It's going to be total class warfare with the big banks.

00:05:12.000 Watch it, called it, move on.

00:05:14.000 The funny thing about Bernie Sanders is, I was just thinking about this, when people say, well, the Republicans are the party of the rich, the Democrats are the party of the poor.

00:05:22.000 Okay, let's go with that logic.

00:05:25.000 It would be in the Republicans' best interest, if they ever wanted to be elected again, to ensure that you are, what now?

00:05:33.000 I'm going to go with rich, Stephen.

00:05:34.000 That is correct.

00:05:35.000 You're going to go with rich.

00:05:36.000 So if Democrats are the party of the poor, they would have a vested interest in order to maintain a voter base to keep you...

00:05:42.000 I'm going to go with poor on that one, Stephen.

00:05:45.000 60% of the time, it works every time.

00:05:49.000 When I send it to NotKJarod.

00:05:51.000 That's just reality.

00:05:53.000 You can't have it both ways with that.

00:05:54.000 If you believe that, well then you have to believe.

00:05:56.000 And it's not a conspiracy.

00:05:57.000 It's not a 9-11 truth thing.

00:05:59.000 It's just, this is simple voting statistics.

00:06:03.000 You need a certain amount of poor people to vote for you.

00:06:06.000 Do you know what the worst thing would be for a Bernie Sanders candidacy?

00:06:09.000 The worst climate for Bernie Sanders to run for office.

00:06:12.000 You know what that would be?

00:06:13.000 What would that be, Stephen?

00:06:14.000 That would be...

00:06:16.000 The economy doing well, everyone has a job, and they're paying taxes.

00:06:20.000 In that kind of an economy, Bernie Sanders could not be elected.

00:06:23.000 He couldn't.

00:06:23.000 It'd be impossible.

00:06:24.000 If everyone had a little bit of skin in the game, Bernie Sanders is never elected.

00:06:27.000 The climate in which Bernie Sanders thrives, and the only climate in which he thrives, is if there is a bad economic climate, and there's this huge wealth disparity, and people want it.

00:06:39.000 If people actually believed that they could make it on their own, if people actually believed in individualism, if people actually believed that the cards weren't stacked against them, if they believed they could go out and get a job, or they tried to, if 47% of Americans who aren't paying federal income taxes paid just a little bit, Bernie Sanders would never be elected.

00:06:57.000 And I'm even talking about the poor person who's only making $25,000 a year, right below the American poverty line, and they have to pay $500, $600 in taxes.

00:07:09.000 All of a sudden, it would change everything.

00:07:12.000 It would change everything.

00:07:13.000 If you say, everyone pays something, and you're going to raise their taxes with the free schooling.

00:07:17.000 You just raise it by $100.

00:07:18.000 That person would go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:07:20.000 Hold on a second.

00:07:21.000 And that's what Ben Carson said, too.

00:07:22.000 They start adding up, okay, what can I do with $100?

00:07:25.000 Where else could that go?

00:07:26.000 Where else could that go?

00:07:27.000 Who else could that feed?

00:07:28.000 Do I believe that I would be better with that $100 than Bernie Sanders?

00:07:34.000 Hmm, interesting question to ponder.

00:07:38.000 It's just one of those things that so many people miss.

00:07:41.000 If Democrats are the party of the poor, they need to keep you poor.

00:07:44.000 They have to.

00:07:44.000 Right?

00:07:46.000 Black Americans have been voting Democrat for decades.

00:07:49.000 They're not doing much better.

00:07:51.000 It hasn't worked.

00:07:54.000 Okay?

00:07:55.000 Bill Clinton was the first black president.

00:07:57.000 Remember that?

00:07:58.000 Now that's backfired.

00:07:58.000 Oh, gosh.

00:08:00.000 It's so funny to see all the social justice warrior Bernie fans go after Hillary for all that stuff.

00:08:05.000 And even Bernie said that.

00:08:07.000 And then she implied that Bernie was...

00:08:10.000 Gloria Aldred said you're a self-loathing woman if you want Bernie.

00:08:14.000 You're fantasizing about Bernie.

00:08:16.000 It's just imploding on itself.

00:08:19.000 And the problem with someone like a Donald Trump is there's not enough of a contrast because he plays those same games.

00:08:24.000 I know I'm being young and I'm being an ideologue.

00:08:28.000 I just wish we could have an actual election and not a circus.

00:08:33.000 I'm just at that point.

00:08:34.000 I don't really care.

00:08:35.000 Listen, if you want to vote Trump, if you want to vote Hillary, I don't really think it's all that different.

00:08:39.000 I really don't.

00:08:40.000 I don't think there's a whole bunch...

00:08:41.000 I mean, they've been at each other's weddings, for crying out loud.

00:08:43.000 They hang out, they have cocktail parties together, and I'm supposed to believe that there's going to be this stark contrast?

00:08:49.000 No, I don't.

00:08:51.000 I do believe that, as a general, the Democratic Party has to keep you poor.

00:08:54.000 And I just find that really funny.

00:08:56.000 I was sitting there going, okay, what's the best political climate for Bernie Sanders?

00:08:58.000 Well, listen to his rhetoric.

00:08:59.000 He's always telling poor people that there's no way they can make it, if not for him.

00:09:03.000 What if poor people are already making it?

00:09:05.000 What if the job participation rate is at an all-time high?

00:09:09.000 What if everyone is paying something in taxes?

00:09:12.000 Ben Carson says, nobody pays nothing.

00:09:12.000 As Dr.

00:09:14.000 Everybody pays something because everyone has to have a little bit of skin in the game.

00:09:18.000 Think of when you were a kid and it was your first job and you saw those taxes coming out, right?

00:09:21.000 Or the first time you got a raise.

00:09:23.000 Think of anyone out there.

00:09:24.000 I know a lot of people watching have never done this.

00:09:26.000 But when you moved up to that next marginal tax rate and you said, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?

00:09:30.000 This can't be right.

00:09:31.000 And someone said, oh, no, you're more successful now.

00:09:33.000 They're going to tax you more.

00:09:34.000 Anyone who's ever moved up beyond the lowest marginal tax rate has had that experience, and it was a kick to the balls, and they said, okay, I see what's going on here.

00:09:43.000 I understand this house of cards.

00:09:45.000 But you have so many people who've just never done it, and they don't even try.

00:09:48.000 They don't even try to.

00:09:51.000 People haven't tried, and you're only going to see that trend continue when you realize the punishments are more severe under a Bernie presidency, you know?

00:10:02.000 It's going to be a line they don't want to cross, I think.

00:10:02.000 People are going to see that.

00:10:05.000 Keep that talking going.

00:10:07.000 Keep that talking going.

00:10:08.000 Bernie Sanders.

00:10:12.000 Oh, there you go.

00:10:12.000 There we go.

00:10:13.000 Have you got it?

00:10:13.000 I missed it.

00:10:15.000 You were trying to cue me up for it.

00:10:17.000 I wasn't, actually.

00:10:18.000 That was fantastic.

00:10:18.000 You weren't?

00:10:19.000 All right.

00:10:20.000 We're synced.

00:10:21.000 We're synced mentally.

00:10:22.000 Just like our administration cycles.

00:10:24.000 Can I say that on air?

00:10:25.000 It just happened.

00:10:26.000 You said administration, right?

00:10:28.000 Sure, we'll go with that.

00:10:29.000 You're going to have so much work to do on this show.

00:10:32.000 We're going to need to have people hit those buttons.

00:10:34.000 Um...

00:10:37.000 Okay, we have to go to a break relatively soon.

00:10:38.000 Are we bringing on Dana right out of the chute?

00:10:41.000 Dana Lash is going to come on and we're going to play Gender Pronouns.

00:10:44.000 Because listen, it's been a rough week for a lot of people.

00:10:46.000 I'm having surgery.

00:10:48.000 I'm not going to lie to you.

00:10:49.000 It's been a hard week for me.

00:10:51.000 And so I don't want to just sit here and stew over elections and politics.

00:10:55.000 So we are going to play a couple games.

00:10:56.000 We're going to play Newest Gender Pronouns with Dana Lash.

00:10:59.000 We're going to play Spot the Tranny with Gavin McGinnis later on.

00:11:03.000 And we'll talk more about Bernie.

00:11:05.000 When does Jared get fired?

00:11:06.000 Somewhere.

00:11:07.000 This isn't leaving much suspense.

00:11:07.000 That's not really it.

00:11:09.000 You know what nobody ever said regarding that game?

00:11:12.000 What's that?

00:11:12.000 The suspense is killing me.

00:11:14.000 It's true.

00:11:15.000 I think they all kind of knew where that was going.

00:11:17.000 I'm pretty sure they knew where it was going.

00:11:20.000 So we'll talk about all those things.

00:11:22.000 And you know what?

00:11:22.000 Tweet me, Ed S. Crowder, what you think about the Trump situation and Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio.

00:11:27.000 It's just been a dirty week in politics.

00:11:30.000 It's just been a dirty week all around.

00:11:32.000 And I don't know if I'm the only one.

00:11:33.000 I just don't really care enough anymore.

00:11:36.000 You gotta keep kicking, but at this point it kind of feels like you're trying to kick your way out of a brown paper bag, so I'm just gonna get knee surgery and call it a day.

00:11:45.000 See you after this.

00:11:46.000 Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing Hey,

00:12:08.000 if you're listening to or watching this podcast, there's a strong chance that you are not yet following me on Twitter, where I'm tweeting all day long.

00:12:19.000 I'm ticking off the social justice warriors.

00:12:21.000 You should see the amount of hate I get on there.

00:12:23.000 Far, far, far worse than any Fat Sports Illustrated model or Black Lives Matter charlatan.

00:12:28.000 So listen, it's free.

00:12:29.000 You get to be entertained and you can chime in.

00:12:31.000 Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets and maybe you'll be lucky enough.

00:12:37.000 And I mean lucky enough because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine to have your tweet to me or not Gay Jared included in our rockinest tweet of the week.

00:12:47.000 So follow me on Twitter at S Crowder.

00:12:50.000 If not, I don't want to say I have sights on your mother, but...

00:12:54.000 Oh, she's dead?

00:12:57.000 You're just saying that because I made a mom joke.

00:12:59.000 well, you kind of walked into it.

00:12:59.000 No, she's really dead?

00:13:01.000 We'll see you next time.

00:13:18.000 I'm Perry Matheson.

00:13:20.000 We now take you to a hot microphone on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

00:13:28.000 No, thanks.

00:13:28.000 Uh, yeah.

00:13:29.000 Just put that right there.

00:13:30.000 Okay, the microphone?

00:13:30.000 Yeah.

00:13:31.000 Let me pull my neck back.

00:13:32.000 Oh, did you put it right here?

00:13:33.000 No, put it right under the chin there.

00:13:33.000 Uh-huh.

00:13:35.000 Which one?

00:13:35.000 Yeah, the third one.

00:13:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:37.000 Okay, thank you.

00:13:39.000 No, Joe?

00:13:39.000 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 No questions, though.

00:13:42.000 Okay.

00:13:43.000 All right.

00:13:43.000 No questions about how I'm going to get Mexico to pay for the wall.

00:13:46.000 No questions on that.

00:13:47.000 I want to tell people I'm going to make...

00:13:48.000 Listen.

00:13:48.000 I'm going to tell people I'm going to pay for the wall, but I don't have a good idea of how to pay for the wall, so I don't want you to ask me frankly...

00:13:52.000 No questions on how to pay for the wall.

00:13:54.000 ...on how to pay for the wall.

00:13:55.000 Okay.

00:13:55.000 Not yet.

00:13:55.000 Okay.

00:13:56.000 I won't ask those.

00:13:57.000 Thanks.

00:13:57.000 You're great.

00:13:58.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

00:14:05.000 All right.

00:14:30.000 So glad to bring this next guest.

00:14:31.000 I do her show every Friday, which you can find all over the country, syndicated everywhere.

00:14:36.000 You can see it on the Blaze TV. DanaRadio.com.

00:14:39.000 Dana Lesh, what are you doing?

00:14:40.000 You can't come on here laughing.

00:14:41.000 That's not allowed.

00:14:43.000 Let me do my resting bitch face.

00:14:45.000 Hold up.

00:14:45.000 This is my everyday look.

00:14:48.000 That is pretty bitchy.

00:14:50.000 I'm not going to lie about it.

00:14:51.000 Nailed it.

00:14:52.000 It's just my everyday...

00:14:52.000 Nailed it!

00:14:55.000 Oh, geez.

00:14:57.000 That is pretty...

00:14:58.000 That's pretty tough.

00:15:00.000 That's not easy.

00:15:01.000 Okay, so Dana, obviously you talk about this stuff every day.

00:15:06.000 Okay, let's go into the other stuff first.

00:15:08.000 Let's talk about the election first.

00:15:09.000 So we had Bratigan on, we had Gavin on, who's Mr.

00:15:11.000 Trump.

00:15:12.000 Oh, yes.

00:15:13.000 I still like him.

00:15:14.000 I still like Gavin, too.

00:15:16.000 And none of it is based on consistency.

00:15:19.000 It's based on sticking it to social justice warriors, which, as long as he's honest about that and he doesn't care anymore, fine.

00:15:26.000 Where are you with this election?

00:15:27.000 If it's Trump versus Hillary, there's just not enough of a contrast for me to care anymore.

00:15:27.000 I'm at this point.

00:15:31.000 I'm not saying I for sure won't vote, depending on the VP. Right now, I probably won't.

00:15:37.000 But I'm certainly not going to canvas or show up, or this show will no longer deal with the election.

00:15:41.000 I don't care.

00:15:42.000 I was thinking of taking up cutting as a hobby.

00:15:45.000 That's kind of where I am with it right now.

00:15:47.000 It's dark really fast.

00:15:49.000 This got dark really quick for the first hour.

00:15:54.000 That's really where I am.

00:15:55.000 This is how crabby I am about the election.

00:16:00.000 I hate everything about it.

00:16:02.000 I hate everything.

00:16:03.000 I trolled my own Facebook page last night.

00:16:05.000 I went to the ACDC concert last night, which was amazing!

00:16:08.000 It was so good.

00:16:09.000 Came back.

00:16:11.000 As I walked out of the concert, my phone, I didn't have reception inside, so as I walked out, my phone blew up.

00:16:17.000 And everyone was like, oh my gosh, are you seeing what's going on with Nevada?

00:16:20.000 It's crazy.

00:16:21.000 And I'm thinking, no.

00:16:22.000 I mean, it's Nevada.

00:16:25.000 Tremors, I think, happened there.

00:16:26.000 How bad could it be?

00:16:28.000 The worst part is they went back and made like six more.

00:16:32.000 I know.

00:16:34.000 So I looked and I asked one of my friends, I said, well, just cliff note it for me.

00:16:37.000 How bad was the Nevada caucus?

00:16:41.000 And he sent me this gif of Elmo and a fire.

00:16:44.000 Yeah, yeah, the jet flame.

00:16:46.000 Yeah, so that's when I figured, wow, this is...

00:16:48.000 You know that one, not KJ. I sent that to you.

00:16:50.000 It's very dark.

00:16:51.000 Oh, it's very dark.

00:16:52.000 This whole thing is dark.

00:16:53.000 All right, go ahead, Dave.

00:16:54.000 Sorry.

00:16:54.000 So, no, it was bad.

00:16:56.000 And so I was just mad all night.

00:16:57.000 I was mad.

00:16:58.000 And I really should have just walked back into the arena and asked one of the roadies, can I just go on tour with you?

00:17:04.000 Because I'm done.

00:17:05.000 I'm done with all of this.

00:17:06.000 It was frustrating.

00:17:07.000 It is frustrating.

00:17:08.000 And I was, you know, like I said, I could vote for...

00:17:10.000 I've talked about this on your show.

00:17:11.000 I could vote for anyone in clear conscience.

00:17:12.000 But Rubio really pissed me off this week with the dirty pool.

00:17:15.000 I think Ted Cruz has been a little slipperier than I'd like him to be.

00:17:20.000 Certainly not what they've said.

00:17:21.000 I'm just at the point where I'm like...

00:17:24.000 Okay.

00:17:25.000 And you kind of get what you deserve.

00:17:25.000 Alright.

00:17:27.000 And I know I sound like one of those silly little pot party or libertarian or green party college kids.

00:17:33.000 It's a two party system, man.

00:17:34.000 Your vote doesn't mean anything.

00:17:35.000 I've never been that guy, but I'm at this point where if it's Trump versus Hillary...

00:17:39.000 I mean, they're at each other's weddings.

00:17:41.000 You want to talk about establishment politics where they're both the same.

00:17:44.000 They have the same hair.

00:17:46.000 They have the same hair.

00:17:47.000 They are similar looking, except he doesn't wear the tunic.

00:17:51.000 He doesn't wear the Kim Jong-un tunic that she always wears.

00:17:53.000 There's a store that sells them in every color.

00:17:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:17:57.000 It's funny, I never picked up on the variety of colors.

00:18:00.000 I assumed it was the same tunic.

00:18:01.000 I guess that's a woman's point.

00:18:03.000 That is not Photoshop, my friend.

00:18:05.000 I mean, there are some unfortunate body types in the world.

00:18:05.000 Gosh.

00:18:08.000 Listen, I'm just...

00:18:08.000 And it's just...

00:18:09.000 But you can just...

00:18:10.000 Hillary has a monopoly on it.

00:18:12.000 It's just...

00:18:13.000 It's tough.

00:18:14.000 It's tough.

00:18:15.000 And she's a big girl who's not going to be on a Sports Illustrated cover.

00:18:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:18.000 That's what bothers me about the big model thing.

00:18:19.000 I think...

00:18:20.000 Give it a couple years.

00:18:21.000 I don't know.

00:18:21.000 Give it a couple years.

00:18:22.000 We're progressing.

00:18:22.000 We're getting there.

00:18:23.000 Well, Dana works hard.

00:18:23.000 I don't know.

00:18:24.000 She stays in shape.

00:18:25.000 So I'm sure she's not thrilled about the Sports Illustrated thing that happened.

00:18:28.000 Oh, is that where the, is that, I don't know too much about it.

00:18:31.000 The giant girl size, the size 18.

00:18:33.000 And there are chunky girls on it?

00:18:35.000 Yeah, but my whole point is just like, it's still Photoshopped to high heaven.

00:18:38.000 So it's like, you're not proud of your body.

00:18:40.000 You're just using it as another marketing gimmick.

00:18:42.000 I mean, there's nothing wrong with fat bottom girls, I guess.

00:18:42.000 That's all.

00:18:45.000 I don't know why they're putting it on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

00:18:49.000 As long as you still have a perfect face, perfect skin, perfect teeth, and Photoshop.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:18:52.000 I mean, if you, so that's the thing, real quick.

00:18:55.000 So if you're, and I'm just saying, because I was always told, my grandmother always said, when a woman gets to be a certain age, she has to pick between her face or her body.

00:19:03.000 And I've already made the decision, I'm just going to turn into a fat ass so I don't get wrinkly.

00:19:07.000 But when I look at the Sports Illustrated issue, because the fat will make the wrinkles go out.

00:19:12.000 So when I look at the Sports Illustrated issue, I don't know.

00:19:14.000 I haven't looked at it.

00:19:15.000 I just know that people are mad.

00:19:17.000 Like, there are some chicks mad, and there are some dudes mad, and I don't know.

00:19:21.000 I mean, I don't read Sports Illustrated.

00:19:23.000 Nobody reads Sports Illustrated.

00:19:25.000 That's not why you pick it up.

00:19:27.000 You know what actually works for the collagen thing?

00:19:30.000 Steroids, particularly steroids that they use, they give to burn victims and AIDS victims.

00:19:34.000 But I would avoid rage, and I'm kind of already there.

00:19:37.000 No, you wouldn't.

00:19:38.000 You'd be surprised.

00:19:39.000 There's actually something called, it's funny, I was talking about this with somebody, there's something out there called Anivar, and it's a steroid that the Russians used to take, and they give it to burn victims.

00:19:47.000 And they give it to AIDS victims so they don't waste away.

00:19:49.000 But it's not like a story that gets people really big, but what people found is it regenerates collagen.

00:19:55.000 It creates collagen synthesis.

00:19:56.000 And so all these female bodybuilders who would take it, all of a sudden their skin just looked great.

00:20:01.000 And that's what...

00:20:02.000 Yeah, I'll do that when I get older.

00:20:06.000 Just get juiced.

00:20:08.000 There's no shame.

00:20:09.000 Don't hate the game.

00:20:10.000 Yeah, you mix that up.

00:20:13.000 Okay.

00:20:14.000 A little bit of Sarah Palin going over there.

00:20:16.000 Oh, hold on.

00:20:16.000 I know what you want me to do.

00:20:17.000 I know.

00:20:19.000 When Jared talks about Sarah Palin, he wants me to always play.

00:20:21.000 Right, right, right.

00:20:22.000 Winging, bitter, clinging.

00:20:24.000 Can I get a hallelujah?

00:20:26.000 That's my jam.

00:20:27.000 That was Dr.

00:20:27.000 Jared's jam.

00:20:28.000 He went through all that effort to make that.

00:20:30.000 I did.

00:20:30.000 That was great.

00:20:31.000 It was pretty damn good.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, there's an anti-aging clinic on every corner there in Texas.

00:20:36.000 The ageless male.

00:20:37.000 So you don't like the chunky girl on the magazine cover?

00:20:40.000 No, what I don't like is it's throwing market forces to the wind.

00:20:45.000 And what I don't like is she is going to start selling fitness DVDs.

00:20:48.000 I did a whole video on it.

00:20:49.000 Oh, she is?

00:20:49.000 Yeah, and her thing, she was doing a single leg squat while doing a cable crossover, which basically lifts her.

00:20:55.000 It's a weightless squat.

00:20:57.000 So she's doing an entirely useless movement and selling fitness DVDs.

00:21:00.000 My whole thing is, it's just a new marketing gimmick to sell stuff to fat chicks.

00:21:03.000 None of them look like this photoshopped image.

00:21:05.000 So just don't lie to us.

00:21:06.000 Just say you're just trying to market it.

00:21:08.000 Yeah, I just, I think that that kind of works with other women as well.

00:21:12.000 When women look at a magazine cover, they want, women either want to think that that's someone that they would like to be like, or they want to be, they want to, they like that woman's appearance because they want to look like that, and I think that motivates them to, I mean, because women are very similar to men in that regard.

00:21:28.000 So, yeah, I wouldn't, I'd be like, what are they trying to do?

00:21:31.000 This is a woman who's on the cover of every gun magazine there's ever been.

00:21:31.000 Look at this.

00:21:31.000 I don't know.

00:21:34.000 Hypocrisy!

00:21:35.000 I'm tired of this.

00:21:36.000 I'm tired of this.

00:21:39.000 There's no hypocrisy there.

00:21:40.000 I know.

00:21:41.000 We have to go to...

00:21:42.000 Alright, Dana, we'll bring you back.

00:21:43.000 We're going to play Newest Gender Pronouns after the break.

00:21:46.000 Excellent.

00:21:47.000 I think I'm going to beat you.

00:21:49.000 Dana Lash after this.

00:21:52.000 Hypocrite magazine cover model.

00:21:53.000 I don't know what to say.

00:21:53.000 Stay tuned.

00:21:54.000 And now it's time for your dating advice minute.

00:22:23.000 with Bill Cosby.

00:22:26.000 Now this week's letter comes to us from Russell in Tallahassee, Florida.

00:22:32.000 It's fun to say, but it's not fun to live in Tallahassee because Russell says, I got a problem with my wife.

00:22:43.000 Got a great life and great kids, and they always did good kids and a good wife.

00:22:49.000 The problem with the wife is after she has some kids, she feels a little self-conscious about her body.

00:22:58.000 And I don't care about her body.

00:23:01.000 I still want to do the hippity-hop.

00:23:07.000 Okay, Russell, it's the problem with many women, okay?

00:23:11.000 They're going to have.

00:23:12.000 They're going to feel self-conscious after they have the baby.

00:23:17.000 So what you got to do is romance her so when she's putting the babies to bed, you're going to light some candles, you're going to offer her the coffee, and you're going to slip the pill in the coffee before you know it.

00:23:34.000 She don't care about the baby body because you're going...

00:23:42.000 This has been your Dating Advice Minute with Bill Cosby.

00:24:10.000 Oh my God.

00:24:14.000 All right, we're going to bring back, of course, our lovely guest.

00:24:17.000 You can find her at DanaRadio.com, Dana Lash.

00:24:20.000 And we'll let that bumper music, because we have more music to bring in.

00:24:24.000 It's time to play again.

00:24:25.000 So we played this last week.

00:24:26.000 And people liked it.

00:24:27.000 They wanted to bring it back.

00:24:29.000 So for those listening terrestrially, we live stream this now.

00:24:32.000 So there are all kinds of graphics and things that you don't get to hear on radio.

00:24:36.000 Of course, let me take this out.

00:24:36.000 You can't hear graphics on radio.

00:24:38.000 You can't hear graphics.

00:24:39.000 It's amazing.

00:24:40.000 It's unbelievable.

00:24:42.000 So, Naki, Jared, do you have a queued up?

00:24:44.000 We have a queued up.

00:24:45.000 It's time to play Newest Gender Pronouns.

00:24:48.000 Newest Gender Pronouns Newest Gender Pronouns Newest Gender Pronouns Crabbing all over science and stuff Newest Gender Pronouns Newest Gender Pronouns Okay.

00:24:48.000 Here we go.

00:25:16.000 So, this is the game.

00:25:18.000 Now, first, let me disclaimer.

00:25:19.000 They're not actually pronouns.

00:25:20.000 They're really just nouns.

00:25:21.000 But we needed an extra syllable for the song.

00:25:23.000 It was critical for the song.

00:25:24.000 It was critical for the song.

00:25:26.000 There's really only three gender pronouns.

00:25:27.000 But these are actual genders, Dana.

00:25:31.000 Not Gator just pulled these.

00:25:32.000 I've never seen these before.

00:25:35.000 So, I'm going to have to determine whether...

00:25:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:25:38.000 Yeah, he's going to list the pronoun, and then you and I... Not the pronoun, the gender.

00:25:43.000 And then both you and I are going to have a chance to guess.

00:25:46.000 You have three seconds to see the word, then you can guess.

00:25:48.000 Three seconds to see it.

00:25:49.000 If it's a dude or a chick?

00:25:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:51.000 You have to get...

00:25:51.000 It's a total gender.

00:25:52.000 Like, it could be like...

00:25:54.000 Like, it could be aquagender.

00:25:55.000 There are hundreds of genders that they now claim exist on Tumblr.

00:26:00.000 Look how uneducated she looks right now.

00:26:01.000 I know.

00:26:02.000 She has no idea.

00:26:03.000 She's not living in 2016.

00:26:04.000 Look at her.

00:26:05.000 She's got the collagen in her face, but her brain is gone.

00:26:05.000 She looks young.

00:26:07.000 She can't even keep up with the gender trends.

00:26:09.000 She just can't keep up.

00:26:10.000 I'm ashamed to call her my friend.

00:26:12.000 So we don't classify it as being a chick or a dude because that's...

00:26:16.000 No.

00:26:17.000 It's a whole other gender.

00:26:19.000 So we're going to see the noun and then you have to guess and I have to guess and then it will be determined by gender Zordon.

00:26:27.000 What do we get if we win?

00:26:28.000 What do we get if we guess right?

00:26:30.000 Do we get not protested?

00:26:33.000 No, no.

00:26:34.000 Just go.

00:26:36.000 Okay, let's go.

00:26:36.000 You got the first one?

00:26:37.000 First one.

00:26:41.000 Okay.

00:26:41.000 Kale gender?

00:26:42.000 Kale gender.

00:26:43.000 Okay, Dana, you go first.

00:26:44.000 Is that like a vegetable?

00:26:45.000 Is that like kale?

00:26:47.000 Like salad?

00:26:47.000 No.

00:26:48.000 No.

00:26:48.000 Okay, is that your guess?

00:26:49.000 That's our guess.

00:26:50.000 My guess is C-A-E-L. Some sort of thing that has to do with elves and attraction.

00:26:57.000 Or they like to dress up like leafy greens.

00:27:00.000 That's your guess.

00:27:00.000 There you go.

00:27:01.000 And the answer is...

00:27:03.000 Kale gender, a gender which shares qualities with outer space, or has aesthetics similar to space, stars, nebulas, etc.

00:27:11.000 Okay, so who's the winner?

00:27:12.000 We need Zordon to...

00:27:13.000 We need, uh...

00:27:14.000 Yeah, I think we need a winner here, and I'm going to go with, uh...

00:27:18.000 And the chosen winner is...

00:27:20.000 Data.

00:27:22.000 Okay.

00:27:23.000 That seems biased.

00:27:24.000 That seems a little biased.

00:27:25.000 I don't know what Kale has to do with outer space, but I'll take it.

00:27:29.000 That's not a loyal Zordon at all.

00:27:31.000 No.

00:27:32.000 Okay, give us another gender.

00:27:32.000 All right.

00:27:34.000 Next one is...

00:27:35.000 You have three seconds.

00:27:36.000 Okay.

00:27:38.000 Jupiter gender.

00:27:39.000 Oh, I totally feel like Stefan on SNL. It's that thing when you have a total fat person and you can't tell.

00:27:49.000 Maybe it's back fat that you might think are breasts and you're not sure.

00:27:53.000 That's what I'm going with.

00:27:54.000 Well, see, the thing is, I would have guessed the previous gender that had to do with similarities with space, right?

00:28:01.000 Planets.

00:28:01.000 Jupiter.

00:28:01.000 Okay, hold on a second.

00:28:02.000 Jupiter gender.

00:28:03.000 I'm going to go with the gender of the model from Sports Illustrated.

00:28:07.000 It's Tess McNeil's, Tess Munster's gender of the orbit.

00:28:10.000 Her name is Tess Munster?

00:28:12.000 It's now Tess McNeil.

00:28:13.000 No, it's not.

00:28:14.000 Tess Holliday.

00:28:17.000 Munster was her stage name, right?

00:28:19.000 I don't know.

00:28:19.000 She's had so many names and so many tattoos and so many skin folds.

00:28:23.000 Okay, give us the answer.

00:28:24.000 Alright, here we are.

00:28:26.000 The answer is Jupiter gender.

00:28:27.000 A gender that is so large and present.

00:28:29.000 One is not quite sure what it is because it's so too big to see clearly.

00:28:33.000 But it is definitely there and no one knows and one knows that they're not cis.

00:28:39.000 That's it!

00:28:40.000 There's too many fat rolls and you can't tell.

00:28:42.000 I think I was closer.

00:28:43.000 Okay, so what's the tiebreaker?

00:28:45.000 Here we go.

00:28:45.000 Who wins that one?

00:28:46.000 And the chosen winner is...

00:28:49.000 Dana!

00:28:51.000 That's not...

00:28:52.000 That doesn't seem...

00:28:53.000 I don't think I'm going to win any of these.

00:28:54.000 I don't think...

00:28:55.000 It's not looking good for you.

00:28:56.000 Okay.

00:28:57.000 These are real genders, Dana.

00:28:57.000 Alright.

00:28:58.000 This isn't a joke.

00:29:00.000 I'm totally using that as a pejorative from here on out.

00:29:02.000 Jupiter gender?

00:29:03.000 Jupiter gender.

00:29:04.000 Alright, here we go.

00:29:05.000 Alright, let's go.

00:29:06.000 Let's rattle through these.

00:29:07.000 And...

00:29:09.000 Shell gender.

00:29:10.000 I'll let Dana go.

00:29:10.000 Okay.

00:29:11.000 That seems pretty obvious.

00:29:12.000 Dana?

00:29:13.000 It's that thing when there's nothing in your underpants.

00:29:17.000 Oh, like, okay.

00:29:18.000 I would say someone who wants to, you know, get freaky.

00:29:21.000 It's a pleasant term for a eunuch.

00:29:23.000 I would say someone who wants to get freaky with a hermit crab shell.

00:29:26.000 And the answer is shell gender.

00:29:29.000 A gender which is thin, though clearly identified, and yet feels hollow and unfelt.

00:29:34.000 These don't reflect the names at all.

00:29:36.000 I think it's rigged.

00:29:37.000 That's, like, not even a shell.

00:29:38.000 That's not even a shell.

00:29:40.000 That's just any kind of enclosed...

00:29:42.000 Alright, who's the winner?

00:29:43.000 We have to pick a winner, though, so...

00:29:44.000 That's not right.

00:29:48.000 That's not right at all.

00:29:50.000 That is not right.

00:29:51.000 Okay, do we have another one?

00:29:52.000 We do have another one.

00:29:53.000 You ready for another one?

00:29:54.000 These don't seem real.

00:29:55.000 These are real, Jared?

00:29:56.000 You're pulling these from Tumblr?

00:29:57.000 You swear.

00:29:57.000 These are real.

00:29:58.000 Swear on your mother.

00:29:58.000 I swear.

00:29:59.000 I swear.

00:30:00.000 She's picky about that.

00:30:02.000 She's funny about that.

00:30:04.000 Swear on your dad.

00:30:05.000 I'll swear all day on him.

00:30:06.000 Alright, here we go.

00:30:08.000 Next one is...

00:30:09.000 Heliogender.

00:30:13.000 Okay, well, Dana, you can go.

00:30:16.000 That's a person that loves gas.

00:30:21.000 They're made of gases.

00:30:23.000 I'm going to go with someone who is a fan of the Gracie lineage.

00:30:27.000 Specifically the Gracie Humayata, Helio Gracie.

00:30:30.000 The famous of all the Gracies.

00:30:31.000 Someone who has a fetish for Gracies.

00:30:34.000 Or they like to put a propeller on their butt and spin it.

00:30:37.000 I don't know.

00:30:37.000 They like that.

00:30:39.000 It is a gender that is warm and burning.

00:30:43.000 Oh!

00:30:45.000 That sounds like VD or something, as opposed to a gender.

00:30:48.000 You need to see a doctor about that.

00:30:50.000 You need to see a doctor.

00:30:51.000 Does a rash accompany it?

00:30:53.000 That sounds bad.

00:30:54.000 Alright, just for the...

00:30:55.000 I was off topic.

00:30:57.000 And the winner is...

00:30:59.000 Whoever gives hopper cheeses.

00:31:03.000 Cheeses?

00:31:04.000 No.

00:31:04.000 Okay, winner is that?

00:31:06.000 That's not...

00:31:08.000 That's not a loyal Zoran at all.

00:31:10.000 That's a really disloyal Zoran.

00:31:12.000 Okay, do we have one more?

00:31:13.000 We do have one more.

00:31:14.000 You ready for one more?

00:31:15.000 Let's go one more.

00:31:16.000 Yes.

00:31:17.000 Alright, here we are.

00:31:19.000 Next one is...

00:31:20.000 Flower Gender.

00:31:24.000 Well, come on.

00:31:26.000 Are you going to trick us with this?

00:31:27.000 This one seems relatively obvious.

00:31:29.000 I know.

00:31:29.000 Maybe it's like, what's the opposite of a flower?

00:31:31.000 It's a person who they identify as plant life and they are attracted asexually to things that grow on the ground.

00:31:31.000 I don't know.

00:31:43.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:44.000 We have a message coming in.

00:31:45.000 Uh-oh.

00:31:46.000 My Megazord is showing up.

00:31:48.000 Oh, that's embarrassing.

00:31:49.000 That's embarrassing.

00:31:50.000 That's really embarrassing.

00:31:51.000 Sorry about that, Dana.

00:31:53.000 Um...

00:31:55.000 I think Dane has given the obvious answer.

00:31:57.000 I think it's a gender of someone who didn't truly blossom into their true gender until later in life.

00:32:03.000 Blossoming references.

00:32:05.000 All right.

00:32:08.000 Flower gender.

00:32:09.000 Flower gender, a gender that is more strongly felt during the daytime than at night.

00:32:15.000 Okay, that's just not even right.

00:32:17.000 That's based on photosynthesis?

00:32:21.000 It's some sort of science that we haven't quite identified even that science yet.

00:32:25.000 Gender synthesis.

00:32:27.000 I don't know.

00:32:28.000 Is this the last one?

00:32:28.000 This doesn't seem...

00:32:29.000 This is the last one.

00:32:30.000 We have to award a winner for this round is...

00:32:32.000 And the chosen winner is...

00:32:34.000 Not Steven.

00:32:36.000 Oh, come on.

00:32:38.000 That is not a loyal steed.

00:32:40.000 Do we have to play us out for Dana?

00:32:41.000 We do have to play us out.

00:32:43.000 Dana, thank you so much for playing.

00:32:45.000 We're still going to keep you, but this has...

00:32:47.000 I've got to do it!

00:32:49.000 Newest gender pronouns!

00:32:53.000 Newest gender pronouns! Newest gender pronouns!

00:33:03.000 Reppings all over science and stuff.

00:33:08.000 No science.

00:33:13.000 There's none.

00:33:14.000 It's really a shame.

00:33:14.000 There's no science.

00:33:15.000 It's really a shame because it's really close.

00:33:16.000 I feel like they're almost there.

00:33:18.000 I should not be getting my blood pressure this high before surgery.

00:33:20.000 No.

00:33:21.000 This is not a good idea.

00:33:22.000 It's bad.

00:33:23.000 How much time do we have to actually have Dana discuss things that matter?

00:33:25.000 We have about four minutes.

00:33:26.000 Okay, Dana.

00:33:27.000 All right.

00:33:28.000 Dana, you're a big...

00:33:29.000 Now, you're not a hunter, though, but you're a Second Amendment activist.

00:33:32.000 Have you been following the Cecil the Lion debacle?

00:33:35.000 Yes, yes.

00:33:36.000 Not as much of a hunter as I would like to be, but no, I have been.

00:33:39.000 The Cecil Cecil, I don't even know how you say it.

00:33:41.000 I don't care.

00:33:42.000 It's a lion.

00:33:43.000 I don't care.

00:33:44.000 But apparently what?

00:33:45.000 But like now in Zimbabwe, because all of the hipsters at Starbucks, they thought it would be really cool if they decided to meddle into all this country's ecosystem and decided to screw with their way of life and their conservation.

00:34:00.000 So now the lions have to have like 200 now killed because they're overrunning everything.

00:34:08.000 They've decimated the elk population.

00:34:09.000 I forgot all the listed populations.

00:34:11.000 Wait, are there elk in Zimbabwe?

00:34:13.000 I don't know.

00:34:14.000 Some kind of stupid deer.

00:34:16.000 I'm like meat with horns.

00:34:18.000 That's all you need to know.

00:34:19.000 So the meat that has the mane is going after all the other meat.

00:34:23.000 Well, it's also going after the human meat.

00:34:25.000 That's a big problem.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, for people who don't know, Sisal the Lion was a dentist who killed him.

00:34:28.000 That's what it is.

00:34:29.000 It's all about culling the herd, and it's about herd health, and it's about also making sure that the populations of these different herds, that they stay in balance, that everything's copacetic, and that nothing's overrunning anything else, and now it's all completely out of whack because of hippies.

00:34:43.000 Well, you're exactly right.

00:34:44.000 And people are dying.

00:34:46.000 Do you have any idea how many lion attacks there were in Zimbabwe last year?

00:34:51.000 I'm sure there were tons.

00:34:52.000 If there's four shark attacks in a year, it's like the summer of the shark.

00:34:56.000 We freak out.

00:34:57.000 Take a guess how many people died from lion attacks in Zimbabwe.

00:35:01.000 Like 90.

00:35:03.000 250-something.

00:35:04.000 Oh, I knew I was being really wrong.

00:35:05.000 You were being really conservative.

00:35:07.000 These are monsters.

00:35:09.000 They're killing machines.

00:35:10.000 It's the year of the lion.

00:35:11.000 Oh, well, every year is the year of the lion.

00:35:13.000 Little Jimmy goes down to the market.

00:35:15.000 Lion.

00:35:16.000 I don't think there are many Zimbabweans named Jimmy.

00:35:19.000 Well, you know, that's how we say his name in America.

00:35:22.000 Maybe once they come to New York and they put that on their cabbie sticker.

00:35:25.000 I am Jimmy!

00:35:27.000 No, you're not.

00:35:28.000 That's not Jimmy.

00:35:30.000 I know Jimmy.

00:35:31.000 You're not him.

00:35:31.000 Yeah, I just thought this was a perfect example because I know you've hunted before.

00:35:34.000 You're more of a second.

00:35:35.000 You're not like a huge hunter like obviously.

00:35:37.000 No, I'm not anything like Ted is, although I would love someday to go on a safari.

00:35:43.000 But one of the things that people don't understand is that, particularly in countries like Zimbabwe, one of the reasons that you have these communities that are able to actually get money and to get medicines and to get fresh water and running water and all of this other stuff is because they are Even in parts of different countries in Africa where it's not necessarily the touristy destinations,

00:36:05.000 they get a lot of money by hosting these hunters who come in, and then they go out, they go to these nature reserves, they go to these other places, and what they do is they identify which animals are actually okay for them to hunt and which nature.

00:36:16.000 Which ones aren't.

00:36:16.000 They don't give them the healthiest male in the pride and say, okay, you can take this one out.

00:36:22.000 No, they give them the old elderly ones that are barely creeping along and cannot produce anymore.

00:36:28.000 They're not going to have any more progeny.

00:36:30.000 And so those are the ones that get to get picked off, and it contributes to herd health, and you don't have this overrunning of the lion population like you're seeing now in Zimbabwe.

00:36:38.000 No, you're absolutely right.

00:36:40.000 Well, yeah, they're not exactly hosting Comic-Cons, right?

00:36:44.000 There's not a huge tourist industry outside of looking at these animals.

00:36:50.000 There's no Disney World there or anything like that.

00:36:53.000 Freedom.

00:36:54.000 Yeah.

00:36:55.000 None of that.

00:36:56.000 There's not a lot of freedom.

00:36:58.000 These are luxuries, not considered necessities in Zimbabwe.

00:37:01.000 Even freedom from being eaten by a lion.

00:37:04.000 Yeah, they overrun deer here in the Midwest, in Michigan, and they have to do the culling.

00:37:09.000 But I can only imagine with lions.

00:37:10.000 All right, we have to get going.

00:37:11.000 Dana, where's the best place for people to find you?

00:37:14.000 Danaradio.com.

00:37:16.000 Danaradio.com.

00:37:17.000 She's everywhere.

00:37:17.000 She's all over the magazine covers.

00:37:18.000 She's got the Twitter.

00:37:19.000 She's got the Blaze TV. So there's so many places, but I think that's the main portal.

00:37:25.000 And I have another book coming out in June.

00:37:27.000 Yeah.

00:37:28.000 So people can go get it.

00:37:29.000 You'll come.

00:37:30.000 You'll put me on your PR list and we'll do the book.

00:37:33.000 We'll be back.

00:37:34.000 Dana Lash, everybody.

00:37:36.000 She will be with us soon when she has her book.

00:37:38.000 Stay tuned.

00:37:39.000 Or we'll kill a lion.

00:37:39.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:37:41.000 We now take you back to the hot mic on Donald Trump.

00:38:09.000 you you Still unaware.

00:38:13.000 How long for the break?

00:38:14.000 Two minutes.

00:38:15.000 Two minutes, okay.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, that's about what you mean.

00:38:18.000 Hey, can you say fag anymore?

00:38:20.000 Is that allowed to even say?

00:38:21.000 What's the word?

00:38:21.000 You can't say queer, right?

00:38:22.000 No, you're not.

00:38:23.000 But I guess the LGBT... What's the Q? Questioning.

00:38:27.000 What are they...

00:38:27.000 Can you guys tell me by air?

00:38:28.000 What's the Q? It's for questioning.

00:38:29.000 It's for questioning.

00:38:29.000 Is it for queer?

00:38:30.000 No, it's questioning now.

00:38:32.000 Questioning.

00:38:33.000 Okay, it's for questioning.

00:38:35.000 What is that?

00:38:36.000 Everyone's always questioning now.

00:38:37.000 Okay, so it's for LGBTQ questioning.

00:38:40.000 Yes.

00:38:41.000 Tell you what, after this, I'm going to give people answers.

00:38:43.000 There's not going to be any more questioning.

00:38:44.000 Oh, you're the best.

00:38:45.000 What are you supposed to say with the Hispanics?

00:38:49.000 Latinos?

00:38:51.000 I think it's Latinos.

00:38:52.000 I'm so happy about that, Joe.

00:38:54.000 We have so many other Latino votes.

00:38:55.000 What do we say?

00:38:56.000 Latinos, I think.

00:38:57.000 Latinos, okay.

00:38:59.000 And what are we supposed to say now for blacks?

00:39:02.000 Yeah, for the black people.

00:39:04.000 Can we say that?

00:39:06.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

00:39:15.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing?

00:39:17.000 Shoot bad guys!

00:39:18.000 With what?

00:39:19.000 AR-15!

00:39:20.000 Where'd you get it?

00:39:21.000 AR-15.com!

00:39:22.000 Oh, there's another one!

00:39:23.000 Kaboom!

00:39:23.000 You got him!

00:39:24.000 Yeah!

00:39:25.000 Thank God for AR-15.com!

00:39:27.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web!

00:39:31.000 Oh no, there's another one!

00:39:32.000 Kaboom!

00:39:33.000 You got him!

00:39:34.000 Yeah!

00:39:35.000 With your what?

00:39:35.000 AR-15!

00:39:36.000 From where?

00:39:37.000 AR-15.com!

00:39:38.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

00:39:41.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, that's what I know But you're a strange animal, I get to follow.

00:39:59.000 Oh, I mean the speedy to sound.

00:40:05.000 All right, closing out the hour.

00:40:06.000 We will be back.

00:40:08.000 We have Brodigan, Gavin, and Gay Patriot.

00:40:11.000 Gavin and Gay Patriot coming up.

00:40:12.000 We have an all-star lineup before I go under the knife here this week.

00:40:16.000 I wanted to continue on that.

00:40:17.000 For people who may not know, the Cecil the Lion.

00:40:19.000 You've heard the story, not Kate Jarrett.

00:40:20.000 Yeah, you're talking about the backstory of it.

00:40:22.000 Yeah, the backstory.

00:40:23.000 Was it Cecil or Cecil?

00:40:25.000 I don't think anybody cares.

00:40:27.000 It's a line.

00:40:28.000 He doesn't really pay that much attention.

00:40:29.000 And he's dead, so he really has less reason to be concerned.

00:40:33.000 Pushing up daisies.

00:40:34.000 I don't think they have daisies in the mob.

00:40:35.000 No, it's just tumbleweeds and dead people.

00:40:44.000 I don't know why you have to go so dark.

00:40:47.000 Because Dana took a dark, and now we have to continue the trend of darkness.

00:40:54.000 Here's a Cecil the Lion segment.

00:40:57.000 Worse?

00:40:58.000 How could they get any worse?

00:41:00.000 Take a look around you, Ellen!

00:41:02.000 We're at the threshold of hell!

00:41:04.000 Okay.

00:41:05.000 Cecil the lion, this dentist killed him.

00:41:08.000 For those of you who, a lot of you have short memories, right?

00:41:10.000 I get it.

00:41:12.000 Hence the weird voting patterns.

00:41:14.000 So you have short memories.

00:41:16.000 Cecil the lion, to refresh, was a lion, unfortunately, had a name.

00:41:21.000 And this dentist hunted, killed Cecil the lion.

00:41:23.000 All these animal rights activists got furious.

00:41:25.000 Jimmy Kimmel went on TV and was crying.

00:41:27.000 And all the celebrities, how dare you kill Cecil the lion?

00:41:29.000 Well, there was one contingency of people who actually didn't care at all about Cecil the lion.

00:41:33.000 The people who were being eaten by Cecil the lion and his friends.

00:41:36.000 At an astonishing rate.

00:41:38.000 In Zimbabwe.

00:41:39.000 I think it was 256 last year in Zimbabwe.

00:41:43.000 It was over 200, and I want to say 250-something.

00:41:47.000 So we have it up at louderwithcrowder.com.

00:41:49.000 You can read the original article.

00:41:50.000 Because they were going, we want you to come and kill these lions.

00:41:53.000 Please.

00:41:54.000 Please.

00:41:55.000 There's petitions over there to kill.

00:41:56.000 They want you to kill.

00:41:57.000 Said Cecil, the lion.

00:41:59.000 So now this happened, and because of that, all the hunters are shy.

00:42:02.000 Think about it.

00:42:03.000 If you're a hunter, I'm not going to Zimbabwe.

00:42:05.000 I'm not going to Zimbabwe.

00:42:05.000 There's no way.

00:42:06.000 I accidentally shoot a leopard with a name.

00:42:11.000 I accidentally shoot a panther with a resume.

00:42:14.000 They're going to come from my head.

00:42:16.000 I saw what they did to that poor dentist.

00:42:17.000 They do the same thing with the same animal rights people.

00:42:21.000 They do the same thing with farm-raised chickens and ducks.

00:42:24.000 I just don't get it.

00:42:25.000 I just don't get it.

00:42:26.000 I mean, be humane, but we're not denying them education in a lifetime of, I don't know.

00:42:33.000 Well, if you would hear Bernie Sanders tell it, Republicans are denying humans education.

00:42:36.000 Humans education, that's true.

00:42:39.000 What's happened now?

00:42:40.000 Lion hunters are gun-shy.

00:42:43.000 And now there's an epidemic of lions.

00:42:45.000 The population is not in check.

00:42:49.000 People are dying left and right.

00:42:52.000 They're going to cull 200 lions in AFGRA. This is true.

00:42:56.000 Dana and I weren't joking about it.

00:42:57.000 This is true.

00:42:58.000 Because of all the problems.

00:43:00.000 I mean, in Michigan, they have to do deer cullings.

00:43:03.000 Because there are so many.

00:43:04.000 And what's the worst case scenario, right?

00:43:06.000 A deer jumps out and you have to replace the windshield on your CRV. Over there, your child gets eaten when it goes down to the watering well.

00:43:14.000 Little, little, it's missing.

00:43:17.000 And that's just really, it's not good business.

00:43:19.000 Tom Shoes comes in one week, puts a well in, next week you go on down to get water from the well, and you don't come back.

00:43:27.000 These dumb social justice warriors send these things over.

00:43:30.000 I love how useless even the Tom's shoes and all that stuff are.

00:43:33.000 Everything they do is wrong.

00:43:35.000 I had a friend who sent microwave TV dinners.

00:43:37.000 They sent microwave TV dinners?

00:43:40.000 To Zimbabwe?

00:43:43.000 Is this real?

00:43:44.000 In his defense, he's a little slow.

00:43:49.000 Look!

00:43:50.000 He tried!

00:43:53.000 Hungry man!

00:43:54.000 I have swanson fish dinner!

00:43:57.000 Poor Chad is trying...

00:44:00.000 Chad's generosity knows no bounds, and he's trying to figure it out.

00:44:05.000 This is just a perfect example of leftists, and we've covered this when I went to Mexico for the Cancun Climate Summit.

00:44:12.000 They are anti-people.

00:44:14.000 They are anti-human at every turn.

00:44:17.000 The Lions is just the latest thing, right?

00:44:19.000 Okay, anything that would help people in these countries.

00:44:22.000 GMOs to feed these countries.

00:44:23.000 No.

00:44:24.000 No.

00:44:25.000 No way.

00:44:26.000 Okay?

00:44:27.000 So we don't get to end starvation.

00:44:28.000 DDT to stop them from an area.

00:44:29.000 No!

00:44:30.000 It's bad for bird's eggs.

00:44:31.000 No DDT. There's actually a charity, Nothing But Net.

00:44:35.000 People go, that's nice.

00:44:35.000 You're providing nets to people in these African countries who are getting malaria.

00:44:39.000 Well, what do they do for the other 18 hours of the day when they're not in their bed surrounded by a net?

00:44:45.000 And my problem is not with nets.

00:44:47.000 It's Nothing But Net.

00:44:48.000 That's my problem with it.

00:44:50.000 DDT works.

00:44:52.000 So nothing but nets.

00:44:53.000 So DDT, no.

00:44:54.000 Okay, fossil fuels for energy and warmth.

00:44:56.000 No, no way.

00:44:57.000 It's bad for the environment.

00:44:58.000 Yeah, but these people are dying.

00:44:59.000 No.

00:45:00.000 Okay, hunting.

00:45:01.000 It's a tourist industry.

00:45:02.000 No.

00:45:03.000 No hunting.

00:45:05.000 Okay, so these people can't have GMOs.

00:45:07.000 They can't eat.

00:45:08.000 These people cannot save themselves from malaria.

00:45:11.000 They cannot have an industrial revolution as we had because it's bad for the environment and you want to have these agreements like the Kyoto Protocol.

00:45:17.000 And you don't want them to have hunting either, which allows them to have jobs and sustain themselves.

00:45:23.000 At every opportunity, you've placed the environment above humans.

00:45:23.000 None of these things.

00:45:27.000 You've placed the lions above humans.

00:45:29.000 You've placed Mother Earth above humans.

00:45:32.000 You've placed mosquitoes above humans, really.

00:45:34.000 At that point, you've placed bird eggs above humans.

00:45:36.000 DDT isn't even proven to be bad for the environment.

00:45:38.000 There was one study that said it might warp bird eggs.

00:45:42.000 They're lions.

00:45:44.000 These are man killers.

00:45:46.000 They kill men.

00:45:48.000 And women.

00:45:49.000 And Zs.

00:45:50.000 And your guess is as good as mine, Genders.

00:45:52.000 And Xurs.

00:45:53.000 And Xurs.

00:45:54.000 The left is unequivocally anti-human.

00:45:59.000 So when people say, well, why do you deny climate science?

00:46:02.000 Well, okay, I spent time at the Cancun Climate Summit.

00:46:04.000 Not only, within the same day, did Ted Turner propose China's one-child policy.

00:46:11.000 Okay, go to the website, loudwithcreditor.com.

00:46:14.000 I was there at the Cancun Climate Summit.

00:46:15.000 He got...

00:46:17.000 He got in front of these UN representatives to thunderous applause saying we need to effectively enforce abortion and allow people to only have one child.

00:46:25.000 In the same day, they talked about the Kyoto Protocol, which they talk about how great it would reduce emissions.

00:46:29.000 That would put people who live in Mexico, people who live in Africa, they would never be allowed to have an industrial revolution.

00:46:35.000 All of these things that these people need, rich, white, privileged American social justice warriors tell them no, march them on off into the desert to die, and then tell me to check my privilege because I scored off the charts in the SATs and I took their black spot in the engineering program.

00:46:52.000 Not me, specifically Asians, because Asians are the engineers.

00:46:55.000 I wouldn't trust me to build a plane.

00:46:57.000 There's no way.

00:46:58.000 Guy has a last name Fong?

00:47:00.000 I'm gonna feel secure.

00:47:02.000 Even if it's a puddle jumper.

00:47:03.000 So you want to talk about checking your privilege?

00:47:05.000 How about you stop telling these African nations, Zimbabwe, what to do, whether it's lions, mosquitoes, or coal.

00:47:12.000 Just check your privilege.

00:47:14.000 And shut up.

00:47:15.000 We'll be back.

00:47:15.000 Lotta with Crowder.

00:47:40.000 Loser in his, her, or Z's mother's basement watching this on the YouTube live stream.

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00:48:20.000 If you don't, you're probably a racist rapist.

00:48:23.000 I'm Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message!

00:48:38.000 In my travels across this country, I hear too many stories from Americans whom the system has failed.

00:48:49.000 Thank you very much, Mr.

00:48:50.000 Sanders.

00:48:51.000 I really...

00:48:51.000 I think what you're doing is an inspiration to America.

00:48:54.000 And this may surprise some people, but I am in fact black.

00:48:57.000 I was born Sean King to a...

00:49:01.000 Well, I don't know my father, but I do know that I identify as black.

00:49:04.000 And I was at one point making a lot of money for being black and raising money for black causes.

00:49:12.000 And when it was alleged that I was not black and I... I didn't have...

00:49:16.000 I refused to refute the claims because I don't feel that I should have to justify my race.

00:49:23.000 I threw my mom under the bus.

00:49:25.000 I called her a whore.

00:49:26.000 I said she could have slept with any black man, and that's who my father likely was.

00:49:29.000 But I was charged with fraud for raising money for being black and getting a scholarship, and the problem is the money's gone.

00:49:37.000 I don't have money anymore, and people are asking for their money back, and I need you to pay for it.

00:49:45.000 In a Bernie Sanders presidency, these Americans will be heard, and Bernie Sanders will help them!

00:49:53.000 Not good enough, America!

00:49:56.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

00:50:08.000 Politics.

00:50:09.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

00:50:09.000 Civility.

00:50:12.000 Entertainment.

00:50:13.000 I don't like entertainment.

00:50:14.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:50:17.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

00:50:19.000 You have a very unhealthy body.

00:50:21.000 You should have a horrible body image.

00:50:22.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

00:50:25.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

00:50:27.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.

00:50:31.000 You're a strange animal.

00:50:33.000 That's what I know.

00:50:35.000 You're getting louder with Crowder.

00:50:38.000 But you're a strange animal.

00:50:40.000 I've got to follow.

00:50:43.000 Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound.

00:50:48.000 All right, we are back.

00:50:49.000 Glad to be back.

00:50:50.000 Producing with me in studio, the second hour, of course, is Jared, who is not gay.

00:50:55.000 Follow him at Not Gay Jared.

00:50:56.000 I fulfill all my legal obligations.

00:50:57.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:50:58.000 Are we good?

00:50:59.000 We're good.

00:51:00.000 We're good.

00:51:01.000 We have an all-star cast this week, so we have another guest coming in here, Andy.

00:51:04.000 And, of course, anyone who works with the Ladder with Crowder radio show, podcast, entertainment extravaganza, is how I prefer to...

00:51:15.000 Refer to it.

00:51:16.000 Gets their own theme song.

00:51:17.000 Fair enough.

00:51:22.000 I think you know who this is.

00:51:24.000 I'm motioning to not get Jared to fade it, and he's too into this.

00:51:45.000 It's too good.

00:51:46.000 That's how unprofessional it is.

00:51:47.000 It's too good.

00:51:47.000 It's the world's biggest self-loathing Mick.

00:51:50.000 Mick Brody Brodigan, are you with us, sir?

00:51:54.000 I'm a little dizzy because I haven't head-banged in a while, but yes, hi, I'm here.

00:51:56.000 You didn't even bring him in because we didn't even see you head-banged because Not-Get-Jerry was too busy doing it himself.

00:52:01.000 So you head-banged for nothing.

00:52:03.000 Ah, gosh.

00:52:05.000 Okay, so this is a bit of a crazy week, and we have a few people coming in.

00:52:09.000 I've said there is a list of people for whom I could vote in this election.

00:52:15.000 And I will tell you, I'm just getting a little exasperated with all of it now.

00:52:19.000 Not Gay Jared actually went to a Rubio rally.

00:52:23.000 Now, McBrody, your guy is Rubio right now, right?

00:52:27.000 Yes.

00:52:28.000 Okay.

00:52:29.000 He's your preferred gentleman in the race.

00:52:32.000 Yes.

00:52:33.000 Were you getting a little bit tired of him this week, though, with the dirty pool a little bit?

00:52:37.000 You know what it is?

00:52:38.000 I'm not really...

00:52:40.000 I guess it's different for me because a lot of this stuff is stuff I do in my day job.

00:52:44.000 Right.

00:52:44.000 I had said, even before the South Carolina primary, because I knew what's going to happen.

00:52:50.000 Anytime Cruz or Rubio or Jeb when he was still in the race or Trump does anything the slightest bit mean, their supporters were just going to come out of the world like, oh, this has never happened in the history of politics and blah, blah, blah.

00:53:04.000 So, I mean, my entire thing was, I chalk it up to don't hate the play, I hate the game.

00:53:09.000 This is the game.

00:53:10.000 All campaigns do this.

00:53:12.000 We go through this every year.

00:53:14.000 So, you know, whatever mean or shitty things they do to each other, I just, I don't care.

00:53:21.000 Exactly.

00:53:22.000 That's you.

00:53:22.000 That's me.

00:53:38.000 If you are a conservative, or even just a Republican, right, let's say you're a conservative, okay, as Rubio claims to be, and you've got a stage with Kasich and Trump, and you choose to go after Ted Cruz as the inconsistent conservative, don't you feel at a certain point you've got to go, okay, what are the motivations here?

00:53:59.000 Maybe a little, but I think the other thing there is, and this also, this goes into a lot of people saying, well, why aren't they hitting Trump, and why isn't whoever hitting Trump?

00:54:09.000 Cruz is the only one he'd get attacked because Cruz is the only one where attacks actually stick.

00:54:15.000 It's no point attacking Kasich because why take Kasich's campaign more seriously than Kasich's taking it?

00:54:21.000 Fair.

00:54:22.000 That's fair.

00:54:23.000 There's nothing you can say to Trump that sticks.

00:54:26.000 I mean...

00:54:27.000 Yeah, I think there is.

00:54:28.000 You can talk to Trump supporters who have been sharing those Planned Parenthood videos for months and months and months, and we have to defund Planned Parenthood, and Planned Parenthood is the worst thing ever.

00:54:39.000 Point out to him that, well, I'm sorry, Donald Trump supports Planned Parenthood.

00:54:43.000 No, he doesn't!

00:54:44.000 You're disparaging him.

00:54:45.000 No, see, look, here are all these examples of him supporting Planned Parenthood.

00:54:48.000 Oh, well, he evolved on it just like Ronald Reagan did.

00:54:50.000 Really?

00:54:51.000 So, here he is on Meet the Press last Sunday saying he supports Planned Parenthood.

00:54:55.000 Uh, your last name sounds Jewish.

00:54:57.000 Get back in the oven.

00:54:58.000 I mean, that's the basic argument.

00:54:59.000 Whoa!

00:55:00.000 What is your problem, you insensitive a**holes?

00:55:03.000 Okay, no, no, no, no.

00:55:04.000 That's not me saying that.

00:55:06.000 That's me, like, role-playing as a Trump supporter online.

00:55:09.000 I still, still...

00:55:10.000 How dare you!

00:55:12.000 How dare you?

00:55:13.000 I'm surprised.

00:55:14.000 I'm surprised.

00:55:15.000 McBrody's supposed to be a nice man.

00:55:17.000 I thought we knew him better.

00:55:18.000 I thought we knew him better.

00:55:20.000 In Rubio's case, go ahead.

00:55:22.000 In Rubio's case, and even in Cruz's case, why, I mean...

00:55:28.000 What's the point of 11 attacks when no one seems to care?

00:55:30.000 I disagree.

00:55:31.000 You can if you're not spineless.

00:55:33.000 And I think both Cruz and Rubio have been a little bit spineless when they're dealing with Trump.

00:55:36.000 You know, Trump comes out and says, He's a liar.

00:55:38.000 He's sick.

00:55:38.000 He's a sick person.

00:55:39.000 He's horrible.

00:55:40.000 And Ted Cruz goes, I'm not going to get down in the mud.

00:55:43.000 And Rubio repeats some chalk line.

00:55:45.000 You know what you say?

00:55:45.000 He's sick.

00:55:46.000 Listen.

00:55:47.000 Everyone knows I'm tough.

00:55:48.000 You know what Rubio should say?

00:55:49.000 All right.

00:55:49.000 Give me 15 push-ups.

00:55:52.000 No?

00:55:52.000 Okay, 10.

00:55:53.000 Okay, 10.

00:55:54.000 And start getting down and repping him out like Jack LaLanne or Theodore Roosevelt and just challenge him on the BS. If Trump's going to make a circus of it, these other people should just go, alright, listen, they want a reality show?

00:56:05.000 Give it to them.

00:56:06.000 And just challenge him on the absolute fakery.

00:56:09.000 That's what I think.

00:56:10.000 And I don't think anyone's even tried it.

00:56:11.000 So when Rubio goes after Cruz and it's all really...

00:56:14.000 I'm just sort of disenchanted with all of it at this point.

00:56:20.000 I'll give you a perfect example of what I'm disenchanted by, because even as a Rubio supporter, you tweeted something that you were angry about.

00:56:29.000 Concerning Rubio yesterday.

00:56:30.000 Which I say was in haste.

00:56:32.000 I did say I'm done with Rubio, which I'm not.

00:56:34.000 If I have to vote for Rubio, I'll vote for Rubio.

00:56:35.000 But again, it's like, okay, big deal.

00:56:38.000 Someone who's got a radio show or someone on Twitter said something that I disagreed with.

00:56:41.000 The people coming out of the woodwork, I'm never going to listen to you again.

00:56:44.000 You've always been in the tank for Cruz.

00:56:46.000 No, actually, because...

00:56:48.000 And then today, the Cruz people said I was in the tank for Rubio.

00:56:51.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 Here is 15 pages of positive Marco Rubio pieces of us saying he's exactly what the party needs.

00:56:59.000 We may disagree with a couple issues, but this is exactly what we need, you know, the way he could relate to the culture, the way he could turn a taxi around back in the mainstream media.

00:57:12.000 In all honesty, with the exception of the New Hampshire debate, which was brutal, I mean, he doesn't get tripped up as easily as pretty much every other candidate with the exception of maybe Cruz.

00:57:21.000 But it's just, you know, you said something mean, therefore you're dead to me.

00:57:21.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 I mean, me simply admitting, his response to the Rick Tyler fight It wasn't the end of the world.

00:57:32.000 I thought it was a dick move.

00:57:34.000 I thought it was a dick move.

00:57:35.000 It's like, listen, you want a guy fired, he was fired, and then you kick...

00:57:39.000 That's the thing.

00:57:40.000 I'm going like, listen, if you disagree, you want to win an election, that's fine.

00:57:43.000 But you don't have to call someone a liar and bring character into it if you...

00:57:51.000 Who did every single conservative love?

00:57:53.000 If you were to name, if you were to say, name me someone in office who conservatives love, who would it have been?

00:57:58.000 Sarah Palin.

00:57:59.000 No, it would have been Ted Cruz.

00:58:00.000 Ted Cruz, yes.

00:58:01.000 Okay, fair.

00:58:01.000 I see what you did there.

00:58:02.000 But, exactly.

00:58:03.000 And now this is a guy, whether you like him or not, his name is dragged through the mud, and it'll ever be the same again.

00:58:07.000 A 97% consistency rating.

00:58:09.000 My point is, if you're going to attack him on something, some specific issue on the campaign, but just saying, oh, he's a liar and echoing the Trump thing, I feel like maybe there's a backroom deal with Trump there.

00:58:19.000 You don't think there's a possibility?

00:58:21.000 I definitely don't think a backroom deal with Trump.

00:58:23.000 I don't think there's been a backroom deal with anyone.

00:58:27.000 I don't think Rubio and Cruz met out in the middle of the desert, as was rumored.

00:58:33.000 But the thing with Tyler, it was a dick move.

00:58:37.000 It was something that I thought was a dick move and said he should have handled that better.

00:58:41.000 And then I moved on to thinking about something else.

00:58:43.000 But that one tweet...

00:58:45.000 People are like, why are you attacking him?

00:58:46.000 Why are you turning on him?

00:58:47.000 I'm not turning on him!

00:58:49.000 He did one thing that I thought was wrong.

00:58:51.000 I expressed that I thought it was wrong, and then I thought about something else.

00:58:54.000 Right.

00:58:55.000 Well, you actually have 26% of people who don't believe I'm an American.

00:58:55.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 I don't know if you saw that poll.

00:59:00.000 I didn't say that.

00:59:01.000 Good for you.

00:59:01.000 Yeah, because I was born in Detroit to a father from Detroit, but I have a Canadian mother.

00:59:04.000 So, like, you would not be eligible to run for president.

00:59:06.000 So this is the Trump thing now.

00:59:07.000 Rubio is ineligible.

00:59:09.000 I mean, and we knew it was coming.

00:59:11.000 Well, Nadia, Jared, you went to the Rubio rally.

00:59:13.000 We haven't talked about that yet.

00:59:15.000 I did.

00:59:16.000 It wasn't bad.

00:59:17.000 I mean, it was kind of what I expected it to be.

00:59:19.000 I just wish someone would have told me that last night's episode of Marco Rubio was a rerun because I didn't know that.

00:59:25.000 And I walked out about, I don't know, probably at least 15 minutes before it was actually over, just because it was boring.

00:59:30.000 I just, you know, and Jared made this point, Brody, and tell me if you agree.

00:59:34.000 He was just saying, he just gets, and I get really uncomfortable with this too, when you're in an audience and someone just says, you know, and Hillary's a liar, and everyone goes, ah!

00:59:41.000 They're like cheering, you know, and then they go, and America's great, ah!

00:59:47.000 I just, I just, even though I agree with the statements, I just get really uncomfortable.

00:59:51.000 The boos and the claps and the howls.

00:59:52.000 It's like a last track.

00:59:54.000 Yeah, it's just embarrassing.

00:59:55.000 I actually, I have that same problem when you go to conferences, because it's always the same speakers giving the exact same things.

01:00:01.000 I equate it to like, it's almost when, and this is a, even someone like Rubio, someone who I like, it's almost like when you've seen the same classic rock band one too many times.

01:00:10.000 Yeah.

01:00:11.000 You know, you've already heard the Eagles play Hotel California every possible way that they can.

01:00:15.000 It gets to the point where, like, alright, yeah, we've heard this.

01:00:18.000 Or, like, when it's the cheap pop of, like, if you're on stage and you make a reference in a song about smoking pot, oh my god, he said drugs!

01:00:18.000 Right.

01:00:27.000 Woo!

01:00:28.000 Woo!

01:00:31.000 Pot!

01:00:32.000 Pot!

01:00:32.000 I like pot!

01:00:33.000 Those guys are people who's like...

01:00:34.000 There's no one else, though, who's just such an advocate for any...

01:00:37.000 It's just pot.

01:00:38.000 Like, no one else is like, Ah!

01:00:40.000 Penicillin!

01:00:41.000 You know, even though it does so much more.

01:00:43.000 It's just people just go nuts for it.

01:00:45.000 And they buy the pot hat and the pot belt buckle and the pot t-shirt.

01:00:48.000 And they don't have any pot because they don't have any money left.

01:00:50.000 They spend it all on the merch.

01:00:52.000 What did I just...

01:00:52.000 Um...

01:00:53.000 Look at this.

01:00:53.000 I got this cane.

01:00:54.000 I almost dropped my cane, Brody.

01:00:55.000 Okay, so you're still a Rubio guy.

01:00:57.000 Um...

01:00:58.000 But listen, the writing's on the wall, right?

01:00:59.000 Trump, you think, wins the nomination, or do you think we're not there yet?

01:01:03.000 I think we're mostly there.

01:01:05.000 It depends on...

01:01:06.000 I mean, yes, it looks like we're there, but also it looked like Rubio should have dropped out right after New Hampshire and that he came back.

01:01:14.000 It was starting to look like...

01:01:15.000 Every day it looks like someone else is done and dead.

01:01:19.000 Like, today it just came out that all of the conservatives...

01:01:22.000 Which, by the way...

01:01:24.000 You've got 20 seconds.

01:01:26.000 Then we have to kick you.

01:01:27.000 There was a group of conservatives who had supported Cruz, who apparently, it's in the National Review, decided that if he does badly on March 1st, they're dumping him for Marco Rubio, which is, if you're a group of conservatives, you should just assume that someone's going to leak what you say because they're douchebags.

01:01:40.000 This...

01:01:41.000 Okay.

01:01:42.000 McBrody, Brody, we don't have time for his exit theme song.

01:01:44.000 So, thank you so much for joining us.

01:01:46.000 We will bring you back soon.

01:01:48.000 Okay.

01:01:49.000 Stay tuned, everybody.

01:01:50.000 We now take you back to the hot mic on Donald Trump.

01:02:16.000 you Still unaware.

01:02:18.000 Ah.

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01:02:30.000 I needed this.

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01:03:52.000 We are dancing to Happy Songs, and I'm so glad to bring on my next guest, because we're going to play a game that I love to play, but we haven't played it with any great guests, so first, let's bring him out.

01:04:02.000 Gavin McGinnis!

01:04:04.000 Thank you so much.

01:04:04.000 McGinnis!

01:04:06.000 Good sir.

01:04:06.000 Oh my god!

01:04:10.000 Alright, I'm not hearing Gavin there, Jared.

01:04:14.000 You can't hear me?

01:04:14.000 I can, yeah.

01:04:15.000 Were you just moving your mouth and not saying anything?

01:04:17.000 No, I went, hey-o, hi!

01:04:20.000 Oh, well now I can hear you.

01:04:21.000 This is incredibly disturbing.

01:04:23.000 And this, Gavin, is what we call foreshadowing, because we are about to play Jared Hit It.

01:04:29.000 Hit it.

01:04:31.000 Hit it.

01:04:35.000 And now, live from Transylvania, it's time to play Spot the Track.

01:04:43.000 Okay, so Gavin, are you pretty...

01:04:53.000 It's pretty self-explanatory.

01:04:54.000 First off, am I calling you Gavin today?

01:04:57.000 Yeah, you can call me Gavin.

01:04:58.000 I'm still going by that name.

01:05:00.000 It's a weird enough name where you don't have to change it when you transition or even just redefine your gender, but I don't really like the sound of this game, to be frank, unless it's about the front of cars.

01:05:10.000 It is not about the front of cars.

01:05:11.000 It is exactly what you expected.

01:05:13.000 Are you going by gender-neutral pronouns?

01:05:15.000 I don't even know why we have to get into gender.

01:05:17.000 Okay, alright.

01:05:18.000 Well, listen, we're going to play it, and yes, we are going to have to spot.

01:05:20.000 So Not Gay Jared is going to show us images.

01:05:23.000 You and I can play this right now, and the listener can play along.

01:05:26.000 And we're going to see who wins this game.

01:05:28.000 I have said I haven't been stumped before.

01:05:30.000 I think I'm pretty good at this.

01:05:31.000 So Not Gay Jared is going to show us images, and you and I have to bet if it is, in fact, a transsexual or not.

01:05:38.000 Not Gay Jared, do we have the first one?

01:05:39.000 Yeah, I'm going to give this one to Stephen.

01:05:41.000 We're going to do it that way.

01:05:42.000 You can't give it to both of us?

01:05:43.000 I have enough to give both of you, because otherwise, if you get the same answer, then I can't make fun of one of you or the other.

01:05:49.000 Well, just show it to both of us.

01:05:50.000 Okay.

01:05:51.000 Show it to both of us.

01:05:52.000 Yeah, let's show it to both of us.

01:05:53.000 Here we go.

01:05:55.000 And the first one is up.

01:05:59.000 Okay.

01:06:00.000 I'm going to say...

01:06:02.000 No, hold on.

01:06:03.000 You just went two.

01:06:04.000 Show us the first one.

01:06:05.000 The first person you showed is unequivocally a human being with feelings.

01:06:12.000 But if you want to get into genitalia, I would say that it is, unfortunately for them, male genitalia.

01:06:19.000 They are yet to pass.

01:06:20.000 But, you know, this could be a long process.

01:06:23.000 You're seeing someone at the beginning of their process, right when they're not passing...

01:06:27.000 Alright, okay.

01:06:28.000 Save it for right now, Gavin.

01:06:30.000 We need the answer.

01:06:31.000 Okay, I say man.

01:06:32.000 Gavin says man.

01:06:33.000 What's the answer?

01:06:34.000 Not gay, Jared.

01:06:37.000 It is!

01:06:38.000 Okay, so that's number one.

01:06:40.000 One down, Gavin.

01:06:42.000 We're going to go on to number two.

01:06:43.000 Keep it up for a little bit there, Not Gay Jared.

01:06:45.000 You're screwing this whole game up.

01:06:47.000 By the way, why do people have to take gender studies?

01:06:47.000 Here we go.

01:06:50.000 Shouldn't someone with a degree be the only ones who can figure this out?

01:06:54.000 Well, that's a good point there, Gavin.

01:06:56.000 Okay, here's the thing, Gavin.

01:06:57.000 I think the obvious answer is that's a woman.

01:07:01.000 But it seems so obvious, so that I would go with it's probably a transgender.

01:07:07.000 What would you say?

01:07:07.000 I'm familiar with the tricky ones, and this is not one of those.

01:07:11.000 So this is a cis female with a vagina from birth till now.

01:07:17.000 Okay.

01:07:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:20.000 I thought you were going to try and pull a fast one on us.

01:07:23.000 You could try.

01:07:24.000 How are you so familiar with it, Gavin?

01:07:27.000 How do you say you know the tricky ones?

01:07:29.000 In my straight days, I was very familiar with ladies, and I unfortunately had sex using my disgusting penis with hundreds of them.

01:07:38.000 So I'm pretty familiar with how they go.

01:07:40.000 And I've seen ugly dudes dress up as chicks for a laugh.

01:07:44.000 So have I. Alright, let's go to number three.

01:07:47.000 What was that supposed to mean?

01:07:49.000 Let's go to number three.

01:07:50.000 Boom.

01:07:51.000 Okay.

01:07:53.000 I feel like this is just one big trick question.

01:07:55.000 Because obviously the other one was I was going to say no.

01:07:57.000 This one is clearly, I would say, yes.

01:08:01.000 So I would say yes, this is a transgender.

01:08:04.000 I'm trying to be as dubious as possible because you got me paranoid and you got me thinking defensively.

01:08:11.000 It's mental tranny chess.

01:08:14.000 This is a dude...

01:08:16.000 Wait, no, no.

01:08:17.000 I don't want you in the shot, John.

01:08:18.000 Get out of here.

01:08:19.000 I don't want you.

01:08:20.000 That's a dude dressed as a chick.

01:08:22.000 Okay, that's a dude dressed as a chick.

01:08:24.000 What was your answer?

01:08:25.000 I said the same thing, so not gay Jerry.

01:08:27.000 It's not right.

01:08:29.000 Okay, there we go.

01:08:31.000 This is very disturbing for a child to be around.

01:08:35.000 It is, isn't it?

01:08:37.000 Number four.

01:08:39.000 I thought I locked the door.

01:08:40.000 Boom.

01:08:41.000 No, that's a celebrity picture.

01:08:46.000 That's a she.

01:08:47.000 But then again, the lines.

01:08:50.000 You know what?

01:08:51.000 See, the problem is chicks work out like crazy.

01:08:53.000 Sorry, cis women work out like crazy these days.

01:08:56.000 So you're seeing muscles we've never seen before.

01:08:59.000 A normal lady wouldn't have those tones.

01:09:02.000 So that is a chick who works out way too much.

01:09:07.000 It's a she.

01:09:08.000 Okay.

01:09:09.000 This is easy, Steven.

01:09:11.000 Well, I guess, you know, because last time he threw a bunch of curveballs, and so I thought he was going to do it, but Nakajir's just been slacking.

01:09:16.000 I mean, so I guess now just go with the obvious answer.

01:09:19.000 These balls are straighter than you.

01:09:19.000 All right.

01:09:21.000 Okay.

01:09:22.000 All right, let's do.

01:09:22.000 Here we go.

01:09:23.000 Boom.

01:09:25.000 Okay.

01:09:26.000 Yawn.

01:09:28.000 That's obviously a man.

01:09:29.000 That's a transgender.

01:09:30.000 Both Gavin and I agree.

01:09:32.000 Yeah, I mean, I bet my life.

01:09:36.000 Okay.

01:09:37.000 This game sucks.

01:09:39.000 Look at this.

01:09:39.000 No, you're just...

01:09:40.000 Is this a male or a female dog?

01:09:43.000 Well, I... It would belong only to a homosexual male is the only valid answer.

01:09:48.000 Alright, final one.

01:09:49.000 It identifies as female, but look.

01:09:52.000 Penis!

01:09:53.000 This is FCC radio, Kevin.

01:09:53.000 Oh, gosh.

01:09:56.000 Although it's most, you know, people listening on...

01:09:57.000 Okay, we have one more.

01:09:58.000 Let's go for one more.

01:09:59.000 Last one.

01:10:00.000 You can't show a dog penis?

01:10:01.000 Fine.

01:10:03.000 Oh, well, that's a curveball.

01:10:03.000 Boom.

01:10:08.000 That's a remarkably castrated male, but that is a male.

01:10:13.000 Still has the penis.

01:10:14.000 Still has most of the genitalia, just not the two bottom parts.

01:10:17.000 And doesn't have these two bottom parts.

01:10:19.000 Okay.

01:10:20.000 I don't know after Alex Trebek took them with Celebrity Jeopardy.

01:10:23.000 That is Wolf's lowest score ever on Celebrity Jeopardy Blitzer.

01:10:28.000 That's a man.

01:10:29.000 I think so.

01:10:30.000 Well, somebody says, I'm not you.

01:10:34.000 How long do we have, like 10 seconds?

01:10:36.000 We've got like 10 seconds or so.

01:10:37.000 Alright, listen, Gavin, we'll bring you back and talk about more after this.

01:10:40.000 Stay tuned, everybody.

01:10:41.000 We'll be right back.

01:11:11.000 We'll be right back.

01:11:41.000 We now take you back to the hot mic on Donald Trump.

01:11:46.000 Still unaware.

01:11:51.000 I frankly needed that.

01:11:53.000 I really needed that.

01:11:55.000 It's a beautiful shake, yeah?

01:11:57.000 Beautiful.

01:11:57.000 Great shake.

01:11:58.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

01:12:05.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is aware.

01:12:35.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is aware.

01:13:05.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is aware.

01:13:35.000 Gavin McInnes, you can find...

01:13:37.000 Well, what's the best place?

01:13:38.000 You're everywhere now, Gavin.

01:13:40.000 I guess the best place is Twitter, Gavin underscore McInnes, but I'm on the Anthony Cumia network, anthonycumia.com, and...

01:13:50.000 And Rebel.media, of course.

01:13:52.000 You guys are setting the internet on fire with the Anthony Camilla Network.

01:13:54.000 Going very well.

01:13:56.000 Okay, so we were going to get into the elections and the Kesha story this week was a big story, but you said you had a theory you wanted to run by me, and I'm assuming it's FCC safe.

01:14:04.000 It is FCC safe.

01:14:05.000 Okay.

01:14:06.000 And we did a segment about trannies, so I'm dressed up and I feel bad.

01:14:12.000 You know what?

01:14:12.000 I'm not going to wear this for this theory.

01:14:14.000 It's a very serious theory.

01:14:15.000 It doesn't.

01:14:18.000 That's so much better.

01:14:19.000 Thank you.

01:14:20.000 That's much more normal.

01:14:21.000 What is normal anymore?

01:14:23.000 Who determines?

01:14:26.000 Okay, you ready for this one?

01:14:28.000 Okay, let me hear it.

01:14:29.000 Okay, hold on.

01:14:31.000 Gosh, he's disrobing.

01:14:33.000 You know, apparently, I said to Gavin, dress like a woman, and he heard dress like Jack Sparrow.

01:14:38.000 And I can see the next nominee for the Supreme Court, and it is, you ready?

01:14:45.000 Ted Cruz.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, I don't, well, you know, I disagree.

01:14:51.000 I don't think he would ever be confirmed.

01:14:53.000 I did say, listen, if Cruz and Rubio actually want to beat Trump, they either join somehow.

01:14:58.000 No, no, you're not listening to me.

01:15:00.000 There's a vacuum here for the next SCOTUS since Scalia died, right?

01:15:04.000 Yeah.

01:15:05.000 Obama has to nominate one.

01:15:06.000 He's going to nominate Ted Cruz for Supreme Court judge.

01:15:13.000 You think Obama would have to take him out of the race?

01:15:16.000 Yes.

01:15:17.000 Really?

01:15:17.000 Because he wants to get Trump alone, because like ISIS, he has too much hubris and thinks, oh, I'll get Trump alone, I'll knock Cruz out, and then I'll get either Hillary or Bernie, and both of those guys preserve my legacy.

01:15:32.000 Maybe.

01:15:34.000 You know what?

01:15:35.000 That's pretty interesting.

01:15:36.000 You think, Naki, Jared?

01:15:38.000 I think so, but then that would set up a possibility of a Rubio primary candidate, wouldn't it?

01:15:45.000 Which would be the hardest to beat.

01:15:47.000 So that's my thoughts.

01:15:49.000 Rubio has the strongest chance to win in a general.

01:15:51.000 And so I think if he were to take out Cruz, he would have to do it after when Rubio is no longer relevant.

01:15:57.000 Yes.

01:15:58.000 He's got time.

01:15:59.000 He's got until November.

01:16:01.000 Well, yeah, he's got until November, unless it gets to the point where they're sure that Trump is the nominee.

01:16:06.000 You know, if the rest of the vote keeps getting split, Trump will just pick up states like crazy.

01:16:10.000 And then at that point, there's no reason to nominate Ted Cruz.

01:16:15.000 So it would have to happen soon, right?

01:16:17.000 Well, I guess, let me adjust my theory then, since you guys brought in the Rubio thing I never actually thought of.

01:16:23.000 This is great lighting, isn't it?

01:16:25.000 It's fantastic mood lighting.

01:16:27.000 I think that if it comes down to Cruz and Trump, then Obama will knock out Cruz by giving him this sweet deal, because everyone wants to be a Supreme Court judge.

01:16:38.000 It lasts forever.

01:16:39.000 And Cruz has the chops.

01:16:40.000 He's got the legal chops to do it.

01:16:42.000 So he'll put Cruz there, get Cruz out of the way, because Obama's obsessed with his legacy, right?

01:16:47.000 And he knows I can try to pass stuff through the SCOTUS, but nothing beats a legacy like having a Dem on.

01:16:54.000 That'll preserve Obamacare.

01:16:56.000 I don't think so, though.

01:16:57.000 That'll get my EPA crap going through.

01:16:59.000 No, I don't think so, because Obamacare could be struck down, even with a Democrat president, if it goes to SCOTUS. Obama could be struck down.

01:17:07.000 Obamacare.

01:17:08.000 Obamacare.

01:17:09.000 A lot of those things, you know, now considering the power that Obama's given the courts.

01:17:12.000 And I don't think Republicans would confirm Ted Cruz.

01:17:14.000 You know, there's this whole myth that Trump is anti-establishment.

01:17:17.000 He is Mr.

01:17:18.000 Establishment.

01:17:18.000 And the fact is, the reason there's an opening is because Republicans, I mean, you know, you were a big Ted Cruz supporter for a long time.

01:17:24.000 I still love Cruz, by the way.

01:17:26.000 Okay, you still love Cruz.

01:17:26.000 I just want some guns in the mix.

01:17:28.000 Good Lord.

01:17:30.000 Why do we go from tranny to shirtless?

01:17:32.000 This is a very creepy order.

01:17:33.000 I love this.

01:17:35.000 We were discussing important stuff, and I didn't want to be a drag when I'm talking about SCOTUS. Okay, well, that's fair.

01:17:41.000 I don't think Republicans would confirm Ted Cruz.

01:17:44.000 Really?

01:17:45.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:17:46.000 Why not?

01:17:47.000 Because they hate him.

01:17:49.000 You think Republicans hate Ted Cruz?

01:17:51.000 Yeah, well, I mean, he got on there and called, did he call him Mitch McConnell?

01:17:54.000 Or was it Lindsey Graham?

01:17:54.000 Mitch McConnell a liar.

01:17:56.000 I mean, the Republican establishment, they've been, listen, Bob Dole, all these Republicans, there's a reason Donald Trump is getting endorsements from Republicans and Democrats.

01:18:03.000 They've all said he's malleable.

01:18:05.000 They've all said, listen, he's not a threat because he's an unprincipled person.

01:18:08.000 We can get him to do whatever we want.

01:18:09.000 The person they are afraid of is Ted Cruz.

01:18:11.000 I think Ted Cruz would take apart the Republican establishment piece by piece.

01:18:15.000 I don't think they'd confirm him.

01:18:17.000 You know, it's funny.

01:18:18.000 Every time it's been a while since I spoke to you, I get stronger and stronger in my Trump.

01:18:21.000 And then I talk to you, and you start chipping away at my Trump, and I can feel my Cruz tumor growing again on my shoulder.

01:18:29.000 Like in how to get ahead in advertising.

01:18:32.000 It just becomes this, like, cyst.

01:18:33.000 Well, I just don't think...

01:18:35.000 I just don't...

01:18:35.000 I mean...

01:18:37.000 I don't understand if you're a Cruz guy.

01:18:38.000 Here's the one thing, too.

01:18:39.000 Let's talk about this with Donald Trump, okay?

01:18:41.000 I was just talking about this with Rodigan.

01:18:44.000 We were talking about this off air.

01:18:46.000 Who was the Republican who all the actual conservatives, right, T-Party, if you ask people, not people in office, but if you ask conservatives who they loved before this election, what was the name you always inevitably heard?

01:18:58.000 Ted Cruz.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, everyone loved Ted.

01:19:00.000 Really?

01:19:01.000 The posters in L.A. with him and the tattoos and the cigarette.

01:19:04.000 Yeah, but you said before the election.

01:19:06.000 That was like hours before the election.

01:19:08.000 No, no, no.

01:19:09.000 That was like a year before the election.

01:19:10.000 Really?

01:19:11.000 Yes.

01:19:11.000 When I was speaking and doing stand-up performances and doing Q&A, everyone loved Ted Cruz.

01:19:16.000 And now you have everyone hating him, believing he's an inconsistent liar, and the guy's name will never be the same.

01:19:21.000 He'll probably never be able to work in politics again because of this election.

01:19:24.000 I mean...

01:19:25.000 How do we point to, if Ted Cruz is not, whether you like him or not, if he's not a consistent conservative, who is?

01:19:32.000 Yeah, it's funny when they try to come up with all this amnesty crap of him screwing up his pedigree over time, they can't really come up with any examples.

01:19:42.000 And the amnesty thing was a complete lie.

01:19:44.000 Yeah, right, exactly.

01:19:45.000 Well, it was a lie started by Trump.

01:19:48.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 Who supported amnesty and dream for a long time, like until months ago.

01:19:54.000 Yeah.

01:19:54.000 Every time you say this s***, I go back and check it, and it turns out to be not true at all.

01:20:00.000 That's not true at all.

01:20:01.000 Okay, what about the fact that he was coming down on the...

01:20:03.000 Do we disagree that he came down on Pam Geller for that anti-Mohammed cartoon contest saying that it was terrible and they shouldn't be doing that?

01:20:10.000 And then he was pro-Syrian refugee until after Thanksgiving when he was anti-Syrian refugee.

01:20:16.000 Yeah, you see...

01:20:17.000 You always do this, you go pro-Syrian refugee.

01:20:19.000 He said, oh, maybe we should take in a few.

01:20:21.000 I feel like maybe we should take in a few.

01:20:23.000 And then with the Pamela Geller thing, it was generally like, oh, that's a tragedy, people doing this kind of thing.

01:20:29.000 Oh, that's horrible.

01:20:30.000 And then you said that...

01:20:31.000 Said she was sick and it was wrong and they're provoking and they get what they deserve.

01:20:36.000 That's what it was.

01:20:37.000 He said Pamela Geller is sick.

01:20:40.000 Yeah.

01:20:41.000 They're talking about this whole event is sick, it is twisted.

01:20:44.000 Provoke.

01:20:44.000 See, that's different.

01:20:46.000 I'm pretty sure he called her sick.

01:20:48.000 One was sick and one was twisted.

01:20:49.000 Ted Cruz is sick.

01:20:50.000 Ted Cruz is twisted.

01:20:51.000 Nasty guy.

01:20:53.000 I don't understand how people abandon all these.

01:20:57.000 How old are you, Gavin?

01:20:58.000 Let me ask you this.

01:20:59.000 45.

01:21:00.000 Now, how long have you been more conservative?

01:21:00.000 Okay.

01:21:03.000 Since Pat Buchanan's death of the West, which I think is 2001.

01:21:07.000 Okay.

01:21:08.000 So, 15 years.

01:21:09.000 Yeah.

01:21:10.000 Okay.

01:21:11.000 How do you get to 70 years old and not have one solid principle?

01:21:15.000 See, Stephen, I don't like all this fracturing in the left.

01:21:20.000 You've been a victim of it yourself.

01:21:22.000 No, no, but how do you get to 69?

01:21:24.000 You're a guy who's lived a full life in 15 years, right?

01:21:26.000 You have your stuff together.

01:21:27.000 How do you get to 69 and you switch positions five times in the span of a year?

01:21:31.000 I mean, have you had any grandfather who switched his entire worldview?

01:21:36.000 What position did he switch on?

01:21:38.000 The last time I talked to you, you said, oh, he had his fortune.

01:21:41.000 He's done nothing but kill his fortune since his dad died.

01:21:44.000 No, I didn't say that.

01:21:45.000 I didn't say that.

01:21:46.000 I never said that.

01:21:51.000 That's not what I said.

01:21:52.000 He would have done better in an S&P index fund.

01:21:55.000 He would have been better according to the random walk theory or a monkey throwing darts at stocks.

01:22:01.000 But when I checked that out, that's only like a 45-degree angle.

01:22:04.000 Okay, let me ask you this, because Donald Trump has a discrepancy of $3 billion, actually $5 billion when he names his net worth.

01:22:11.000 The closest thing we have to a third-party auditing is Deutsche Bank.

01:22:13.000 They said at most he's worth $750 million, and everyone said that's generous.

01:22:17.000 He claims $10 billion or $7 billion, depending on where he is.

01:22:19.000 What a loser.

01:22:20.000 $750?

01:22:21.000 No, but my point is, you talk about consistency.

01:22:23.000 See, you switch from technicality to character.

01:22:26.000 What's true?

01:22:27.000 How do you even know what he's worth?

01:22:30.000 I don't know what he's worth, but I'm confident that he has doubled and tripled his money since his father died.

01:22:37.000 You double your money every 10 years if you simply invest it in a diversified portfolio.

01:22:42.000 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but I'm saying let's not act like it's magnificently impressive.

01:22:46.000 This is a guy who's never taken a risk.

01:22:48.000 Sorry, I have not run the exact numbers on that, but as I say, every time we have these fights, I go on my little computer machine and I go, wait a minute, that's not true.

01:22:57.000 So, okay, so Donald Trump was never pro-planned parenthood.

01:22:59.000 He was never pro-amnesty.

01:23:01.000 He was never anti-Second Amendment.

01:23:03.000 I was pro-planned parenthood for a while.

01:23:06.000 Yeah, I know, but you've not been for 15 years, is my point.

01:23:09.000 How do all of these principles change?

01:23:11.000 Not, I'm talking about a year ago, I'm talking about they've changed back and forth several times.

01:23:14.000 He's pro-single-payer.

01:23:16.000 Just said that.

01:23:17.000 Here's the deal with Trump.

01:23:19.000 How does that not matter to you anymore, single payer, as a Canadian?

01:23:22.000 We just talked about that.

01:23:23.000 How do we just throw that out the window?

01:23:25.000 To be totally frank, I don't even understand healthcare and how to fix it.

01:23:29.000 I don't understand if we just implement the Canadian system here, will that work?

01:23:34.000 The British system, the system here is a mess, but here I know that I can get a f***ing liver replacement if I'm dying way faster than I could in Canada.

01:23:44.000 Right.

01:23:45.000 But single-payer is moving toward Canada.

01:23:49.000 And you praise the Canadian system.

01:23:50.000 Did you read the 1,500-page health care bill?

01:23:53.000 Have you got it all figured out?

01:23:55.000 Do you know how to solve health care?

01:23:56.000 I know that I don't believe that a Republican should be up there praising Canada and saying that's where we should go.

01:24:02.000 Well, is it that much worse than here?

01:24:04.000 I mean, there's so many pros and cons for both.

01:24:06.000 No.

01:24:07.000 And that's not what you were saying six months ago.

01:24:10.000 You were talking about how awful Canadian healthcare was.

01:24:14.000 Just terrible.

01:24:15.000 And now it doesn't matter.

01:24:16.000 That's my point.

01:24:16.000 None of these things that matter do matter anymore.

01:24:18.000 That's the only problem I have.

01:24:19.000 It's called evolving and being able to take in different angles of an argument.

01:24:24.000 So Canadian healthcare is okay now and Obamacare doesn't necessarily...

01:24:27.000 We're kind of okay.

01:24:29.000 Canadian health care and British health care have huge...

01:24:31.000 Sorry, they have huge, massive problems.

01:24:33.000 They're horrible.

01:24:35.000 But I have so many problems with the American system too, and I don't know the solution.

01:24:39.000 I don't know what's better.

01:24:39.000 All I know about Trump is he hates this new...

01:24:43.000 Sorry, what's the correct word?

01:24:45.000 Wimp culture.

01:24:47.000 And he hates immigration.

01:24:50.000 He's recognizing that immigration is chipping away at not just our economy, but our culture.

01:24:54.000 Trump is the biggest wimp, I think, on that stage.

01:24:56.000 How do you go for being a star athlete in high school?

01:24:58.000 I was the best to two bone spur deferments in the military, and you're the only person in the history of medical literature who doesn't have that problem anymore.

01:25:06.000 That's a pussy.

01:25:07.000 Is there a politician that has not avoided the draft?

01:25:10.000 Yes!

01:25:11.000 There are plenty of politicians that have not avoided the draft.

01:25:13.000 But my point is you don't get to go and say, I was a star athlete in high school, deferments, and I don't have the bone spurs.

01:25:19.000 Like, if we're going to say he hates this culture, he hates it when he plays it up as an angle.

01:25:24.000 I just want people to be honest.

01:25:25.000 I just hate fakery.

01:25:27.000 And that's why I'm getting tired of the Rubio thing.

01:25:28.000 I don't know.

01:25:29.000 I just don't see enough of a contrast anymore.

01:25:31.000 I just don't see enough of a contrast to even care.

01:25:33.000 You're not getting to that point?

01:25:35.000 With Rubio, I see nothing but immigration.

01:25:38.000 Oh, my dad was a bartender.

01:25:39.000 Oh, my maid mom, again and again and again.

01:25:42.000 From Cuba, the shittiest country in the world.

01:25:45.000 You're giving Jared so much work to do.

01:25:47.000 Sorry about that.

01:25:49.000 And then with Cruz is wonderful, and I would be very happy if he wins, but Trump is balls, and America is in desperate need of balls.

01:25:58.000 And what we're really in need of is slapping social justice warriors in the face Because these kids are going to grow up and be our economy, be our media, and they're idiots.

01:26:09.000 They're not just idiots.

01:26:10.000 They're insane.

01:26:11.000 Well, that's why I hate that you have a reality show host who pandered to them and their charities for several years.

01:26:11.000 Right.

01:26:15.000 We have more footage than you can ever watch in a lifetime, and never once did he stand up for any of the principles that we've talked about.

01:26:22.000 And he had so many opportunities.

01:26:23.000 He stood for them with social justice warriors.

01:26:25.000 That's such a brave thing, Cyndi Lauper.

01:26:27.000 You're so brave.

01:26:28.000 I love you.

01:26:29.000 And frankly, I would defend you from anyone who says anything bad.

01:26:32.000 Terrible.

01:26:32.000 Terrible stuff.

01:26:33.000 I think he's a social justice warrior in disguise.

01:26:35.000 I could be wrong.

01:26:36.000 I could be wrong.

01:26:38.000 Look, I don't understand how you can ignore the fact that the guy is the only one courageous enough to say, first of all, to bring immigration to the table.

01:26:46.000 No one was talking about it before.

01:26:47.000 Wait, hold on, we have to go.

01:26:48.000 Can we do Gavin for another segment or no?

01:26:49.000 We could.

01:26:50.000 Okay, Gavin, you want to do one more segment?

01:26:51.000 Sure.

01:26:52.000 Alright, let's keep, Gavin, one more segment.

01:26:53.000 Do we have ten seconds?

01:26:55.000 Ten.

01:26:56.000 Nine.

01:26:56.000 You got it right this time?

01:26:57.000 We're going.

01:26:57.000 We'll be back.

01:26:58.000 This Week in Feminism.

01:26:58.000 back, Gavin McInnes.

01:27:16.000 This Week in Feminism.

01:27:21.000 So yeah, no, I was just walking to class.

01:27:23.000 Oh my god!

01:27:25.000 I'm a little penis!

01:27:25.000 Penis!

01:27:27.000 Get away!

01:27:29.000 When it's time to party, we will party hard.

01:27:41.000 Alright.

01:28:05.000 All right.

01:28:06.000 We are back with our guest.

01:28:08.000 He stayed for another segment.

01:28:09.000 This time, hopefully Naki Jared won't have to bleep everything out.

01:28:12.000 You can follow him on the Twitter or the Anthony Kumiya Podcast Network.

01:28:16.000 Gavin McInnes.

01:28:18.000 Let me get out my Cuban links.

01:28:18.000 How's it going?

01:28:20.000 Cuban links.

01:28:22.000 Is that what they're called?

01:28:24.000 That is what they're called.

01:28:25.000 I don't know if you're familiar with Raekwon, but he popularized them in the black community, but they've been a staple for blue-collar genos for centuries.

01:28:33.000 Well, you know, I think both Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are Cuban.

01:28:38.000 Yeah, Ted Cruz is a good Cuban.

01:28:41.000 Neither one of them is American, though.

01:28:43.000 Neither one of them is eligible.

01:28:44.000 You know that, right?

01:28:46.000 God, you have a really patronizing tone, you know?

01:28:49.000 No, I took a poll.

01:28:50.000 You're like the Ezra Klein of the right.

01:28:52.000 You should work with him.

01:28:53.000 You should work for him.

01:28:55.000 You want to voxplain everything?

01:28:56.000 You know that, right?

01:28:57.000 You know they're not eligible, right?

01:28:58.000 Well, I'm not eligible.

01:29:00.000 That's what people told me on the tweeters.

01:29:02.000 Ergo, Rubio and Cruz are not eligible.

01:29:05.000 No, no, that's the actual argument from the Trump camp.

01:29:08.000 He just wants to give him the nomination, because neither of them are eligible.

01:29:11.000 Right.

01:29:12.000 I have heard that argument many times.

01:29:14.000 I don't agree with it.

01:29:16.000 And I love Trump.

01:29:18.000 I don't understand why we have to have this perfect cohesion with everything the candidate says.

01:29:23.000 And that candidate has to have been perfectly consistent throughout history.

01:29:27.000 America...

01:29:27.000 No, how about two issues?

01:29:29.000 The past two years have been totally insane.

01:29:32.000 Two issues.

01:29:33.000 Consistent on two issues.

01:29:35.000 Why?

01:29:36.000 Why?

01:29:37.000 Why do you have to be consistent on two issues?

01:29:39.000 I'm just saying let's just start with two.

01:29:40.000 I don't have to be consistent with every issue.

01:29:43.000 I'm saying you don't have to have been consistent about any issues.

01:29:47.000 Okay, I would respectfully disagree.

01:29:50.000 And I think that you, a few months before Trump, would have disagreed.

01:29:55.000 Well, that was the old me, the ancient me.

01:29:58.000 Look, here's the big picture with Trump.

01:30:00.000 We've just had an incompetent boob who doesn't understand the economy, and he sees something happen, he goes, you didn't build that.

01:30:06.000 So he doesn't understand business, and that hurt us, because that has him blowing hundreds of millions on the EPA and saying no to the Keystone Pipeline.

01:30:14.000 He doesn't get money.

01:30:15.000 He's never cleaned a pool, so he doesn't have the basics of money.

01:30:17.000 And that also...

01:30:18.000 It means open borders because he doesn't get that when teens don't do jobs, they don't have an economic libido because he's never done that.

01:30:25.000 He's never had an economic libido.

01:30:27.000 He doesn't see how damaging it is for young people.

01:30:30.000 I'll tell you what, they'd have a lot less student debt if they understood what money was.

01:30:34.000 Where was I when Trump was cleaning pools?

01:30:38.000 Trump was pouring cement.

01:30:39.000 God, you're so worried about every facet of his life.

01:30:42.000 No, I'm not.

01:30:42.000 I said, listen, I said, give me two, anything.

01:30:44.000 I just need to trust someone a little bit.

01:30:46.000 Believe anything they say.

01:30:48.000 I don't believe anything he says.

01:30:50.000 Trump was doing brutal blue-collar work as a young man.

01:30:52.000 His dad insisted that he got in there, poured cement, was with the boys with the hearts.

01:30:55.000 And this was before the bone spurs.

01:30:58.000 Yes, I'm sorry.

01:30:59.000 He didn't fight in a war.

01:31:00.000 He was not brave enough to fight in a war.

01:31:01.000 No, the point is not the war.

01:31:02.000 The point is the lying all the time.

01:31:04.000 He's no better than Hillary Clinton.

01:31:05.000 That's my point.

01:31:06.000 I just don't trust either of them.

01:31:08.000 There's not enough of a contrast for me.

01:31:09.000 There's a difference.

01:31:11.000 Jonah Goldberg brought this up recently in the New York Post.

01:31:14.000 He said...

01:31:15.000 Hillary is lies.

01:31:17.000 It's who she is.

01:31:18.000 Like, Barney is a kid dinosaur.

01:31:21.000 He's into kids and stuff.

01:31:22.000 That's him.

01:31:23.000 Like, he is kids.

01:31:24.000 It's not like he plays with the kids, then he has pizza and stuff and goes bowling.

01:31:28.000 He's 100% kids.

01:31:30.000 Hillary is 100% lies.

01:31:31.000 That's all she is.

01:31:32.000 She lies when she doesn't have to.

01:31:34.000 She exaggerates lies.

01:31:35.000 She'll be like, hey, you like those peppered farm cookies?

01:31:37.000 You know, I know the woman who works, so I can get them cheap.

01:31:39.000 And she doesn't.

01:31:40.000 Yeah.

01:31:40.000 I think Trump, I would put him in that same camp.

01:31:43.000 He's the only person, I think, I would put him in that same camp before Bernie.

01:31:47.000 Okay, well, why don't you go vote for Bernie?

01:31:49.000 Now you're doing it!

01:31:51.000 Now you're doing it with the patronizing tone.

01:31:53.000 I'm not saying I'm going to vote for Bernie, but at least Bernie is open about you know where he stands.

01:31:57.000 Stop saying that, righties.

01:32:00.000 Conservatives keep saying, you know, I've got to hand it to Bernie.

01:32:03.000 He's won real deal.

01:32:04.000 And the left keeps using that.

01:32:06.000 Even conservatives admit that Bernie is a balls-out real deal.

01:32:10.000 He's a socialist.

01:32:11.000 Okay, I'm done with compliments for Bernie for one lifetime.

01:32:15.000 No, you save your compliments for the Democrat that is Trump.

01:32:19.000 Lifelong Democrat, you can thank the current SCOTUS, Pelosi, Reid, because of Trump.

01:32:24.000 In pivotal, pivotal races, supported Democrats against Republicans to beat them.

01:32:28.000 Huge, huge race.

01:32:29.000 You should be like me.

01:32:31.000 But slightly reversed.

01:32:33.000 So where I go, I love Trump, but I'm not going to cry if it's Cruz.

01:32:36.000 You go, I love Cruz, but I'm not going to cry if it's Cruz.

01:32:39.000 I don't love Cruz.

01:32:40.000 I can vote for anybody.

01:32:41.000 My position is I can vote for anybody in clear conscience outside of Trump.

01:32:46.000 So, who does that mean?

01:32:47.000 Hillary?

01:32:48.000 No, it means I don't know.

01:32:50.000 I don't know.

01:32:51.000 And this is genuine here for a second.

01:32:52.000 I've talked about this.

01:32:53.000 If Hillary wins and I had nothing to do with it, I can live with myself if I didn't vote for her and she wins.

01:32:58.000 And if she wins against Trump, the measurable data we have says there's a strong chance she wins.

01:33:03.000 I'm not saying it's a guarantee.

01:33:04.000 There's a strong chance she wins.

01:33:06.000 The best chance the Democrats have is Bernie versus Trump, but Hillary versus Trump is their next best.

01:33:11.000 I have a problem with all of those polls, by the way.

01:33:14.000 Well, I'm not going by, because we only have a couple minutes.

01:33:16.000 But my point is, if I vote for Trump and he becomes as tyrannical as I know he can be because he said so in several different statements, I can't live with that on my head.

01:33:25.000 So it would depend on the VP choice.

01:33:27.000 It really would.

01:33:28.000 If I thought there was a VP who would keep him accountable, who I believe was a moral person, maybe.

01:33:33.000 Otherwise, I just, I don't care.

01:33:35.000 There's not enough of a contrast.

01:33:36.000 Really, there isn't enough of a contrast.

01:33:38.000 So you're not voting for Trump because you don't have big enough balls, is basically what you're saying.

01:33:43.000 I don't know where...

01:33:44.000 What is a ball thing from a five-niner?

01:33:44.000 What are you...

01:33:47.000 I'm just confused.

01:33:49.000 I mean, to be more like you, I'd have to cut what?

01:33:54.000 I mean, I'd have to saw off my left leg to make your weight division.

01:33:58.000 That's what you're going to do tomorrow.

01:34:00.000 That is what they're going to do.

01:34:03.000 What's so funny is, like, Jared asked me, are you scared about the surgery?

01:34:05.000 I'm like, I'm not at all about that.

01:34:08.000 It's the work that's associated.

01:34:10.000 You know that as an entrepreneur.

01:34:11.000 Like, when people say 40-hour work week, as a business owner, you go, what do you do after Tuesday?

01:34:16.000 I mean, it's crazy.

01:34:18.000 Look, let's not talk about your ailment again.

01:34:19.000 We're not in Boca Raton yet.

01:34:21.000 But the thing about Trump is he's going to get dads off the couch.

01:34:26.000 Dads haven't been voting.

01:34:27.000 Dads haven't been voting since Reagan days because they hate the whole system.

01:34:31.000 And now they go, wait, who's this guy?

01:34:31.000 They think it sucks.

01:34:33.000 And all of a sudden, Archie is getting up off the couch, taking off his slippers, putting on his boots and going to the voting booth.

01:34:39.000 Right.

01:34:40.000 An unprincipled dad, of course, who none of that means anything to him.

01:34:43.000 And all of those things have been abandoned.

01:34:45.000 And that's fine if people want to do that.

01:34:46.000 I'm just not...

01:34:47.000 I'm not there yet to reduce it to simplified populism.

01:34:51.000 That's just me.

01:34:52.000 It's an opinion.

01:34:52.000 And I don't begrudge people who can make a salient argument for Trump as you can.

01:34:58.000 Immigration and culture.

01:34:59.000 That's what it comes down to.

01:35:00.000 Trump is the worst offender when it comes to leftist culture.

01:35:03.000 As seen by the celebrity apprentice, Gavin McGinnis.

01:35:07.000 We must go.

01:35:07.000 Thank you so much.

01:35:08.000 We'll bring him back.

01:35:09.000 And next time, we won't make him go through the whole dog and pony show of Dressing Up Like a Woman.

01:35:13.000 Light it with Crowder.

01:35:13.000 Stay tuned.

01:35:14.000 Hey, if you're listening to or watching this podcast, there's a strong chance that you are not yet following me on Twitter, at S Crowder, where I'm tweeting all day long

01:35:44.000 I'm ticking off the social justice warriors.

01:35:46.000 You should see the amount of hate I get on there.

01:35:48.000 Far, far, far worse than any Fat Sports Illustrated model or Black Lives Matter charlatan.

01:35:53.000 So listen, it's free.

01:35:55.000 You get to be entertained and you can chime in.

01:35:57.000 Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets and maybe you'll be lucky enough.

01:36:02.000 And I mean lucky enough because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine to have your tweet to me or not gay Jared included in our rockinest tweet of the week.

01:36:13.000 So follow me on Twitter at escrowder.

01:36:15.000 If not, I don't want to say I have sights on your mother, but...

01:36:20.000 Oh, she's dead?

01:36:22.000 You're just saying that because I made a mom joke.

01:36:24.000 No, she's really dead?

01:36:25.000 well, you kind of walked into it.

01:36:26.000 Former governor of Minnesota and professional wrestler here, Jesse Ventura, the bod.

01:36:41.000 Before you get distracted in your tabloids and your cable news programs that run on 24-hour news cycles, it's important to know that the American government is willingly lying to its people about issues that truly matter.

01:36:59.000 Like the fact that Hitler is still alive and Argentina playing patty-cake with Sean Penn.

01:37:08.000 Know the facts.

01:37:10.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

01:37:20.000 Politics.

01:37:21.000 Civility.

01:37:22.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

01:37:24.000 Entertainment.

01:37:25.000 I don't like entertainment.

01:37:27.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

01:37:30.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

01:37:32.000 You have a very unhealthy body.

01:37:33.000 You should have a horrible body image.

01:37:35.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

01:37:38.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

01:37:40.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.

01:37:44.000 You're a strange animal.

01:37:46.000 That's what I know.

01:37:48.000 You're getting louder with Crowder.

01:37:51.000 But you're a strange animal.

01:37:53.000 I've got to follow.

01:37:56.000 Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound.

01:38:02.000 Alright, we are back.

01:38:03.000 I didn't even realize we were back and then Jared had the cameras going.

01:38:06.000 Of course, live stream, not gay, Jared, on Twitter.

01:38:09.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

01:38:10.000 Draw your own conclusions.

01:38:10.000 I'm not even going to ask you if we are good.

01:38:13.000 Third hour, Gay Patriot coming up next.

01:38:17.000 Man, this has been a whirlwind show!

01:38:21.000 It's been a really big show, see?

01:38:23.000 Been a big show.

01:38:23.000 A really big shrew.

01:38:24.000 Big show with our stuff.

01:38:25.000 Really big shrew.

01:38:26.000 A lot of things going on.

01:38:27.000 So we've been talking politics, and we'll talk politics with Gay Patriot.

01:38:30.000 The problem is that's what everyone's talking about this week in Nevada and Trump.

01:38:33.000 I just want to shoot myself in the face if we keep talking about it.

01:38:39.000 Another story that happened, Kesha.

01:38:40.000 For those of you who don't know, let's be honest, many of you don't know if you're listening terrestrially.

01:38:44.000 Kesha is a worldwide phenomenon.

01:38:49.000 Extraordinaire.

01:38:50.000 Extraordinaire!

01:38:51.000 She's a walking extravaganza.

01:38:53.000 She's a singer who had a couple...

01:38:55.000 She only had two songs that I know of.

01:38:57.000 I mean, two, three.

01:38:58.000 She's not a huge...

01:38:59.000 No, but she spells her name with the dollar sign, so she's pretty fly.

01:39:04.000 She does spell her name with her dollar sign.

01:39:06.000 And she accused her music producer of raping her.

01:39:11.000 Now, why is that funny?

01:39:13.000 I've seen her.

01:39:14.000 That's why it's funny.

01:39:18.000 You can't joke about that on air.

01:39:22.000 Don't joke about this.

01:39:23.000 Are you mental?

01:39:24.000 Don't joke about it on air.

01:39:28.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:39:29.000 Seriously, modern day gypsy.

01:39:31.000 She's a bitch!

01:39:32.000 Okay, we can go there too.

01:39:34.000 So Kesha has a few songs.

01:39:35.000 All of her songs are about getting drunk and that's her whole shtick.

01:39:40.000 Anyways, nothing has anything to do with being raped by a producer, but she accused her producer of being raped.

01:39:44.000 Now, here's the scoop.

01:39:45.000 She wants to get out of her record contract, okay?

01:39:48.000 So that's well known.

01:39:49.000 She wants to get out of her record contract.

01:39:50.000 She has some kind of an exclusivity clause with her current record label under this producer.

01:39:54.000 So she accused him of rape, she has no proof whatsoever, and a judge struck it down.

01:39:58.000 That's what I understand.

01:40:00.000 I could be getting some of the timeline wrong, but a judge basically said no.

01:40:06.000 An impartial judge.

01:40:08.000 Here's why this matters.

01:40:09.000 Lady Gaga said, I don't want to live in a country where the government gets to decide if you've been raped.

01:40:21.000 Are you crazy those guys are retards?

01:40:23.000 Anyone who believes that You don't want the government to decide if you've been raped.

01:40:27.000 You mean you don't believe in any kind of a trial or due process?

01:40:32.000 This is the problem with feminists, right?

01:40:33.000 You see the story and it's horrible.

01:40:35.000 And that's why people have abused it.

01:40:37.000 Why?

01:40:37.000 Not because women hate rape, but men hate rapists.

01:40:41.000 Everybody hates rapists.

01:40:42.000 If someone reads woman raped by a music producer, they get mad and they immediately hate that person.

01:40:47.000 It's not like feminism where people are like, you know, I can kind of get on board with feminism a little bit and kind of get on board with socialism or some parts of it.

01:40:54.000 No one says...

01:40:56.000 Rapists.

01:40:57.000 I can see myself buying a bumper sticker somewhere down the road.

01:41:02.000 For rapists.

01:41:03.000 For rapists.

01:41:03.000 Rapists.

01:41:04.000 Proud father of a rapist.

01:41:07.000 My other vehicle is a rape van.

01:41:09.000 You wouldn't see that.

01:41:11.000 No.

01:41:12.000 Co-eg rape.

01:41:13.000 Co-eg.

01:41:14.000 Co-eg rape.

01:41:16.000 You wouldn't see that.

01:41:18.000 No, that's the thing.

01:41:19.000 Men hate rapists just as much as women hate rapists.

01:41:21.000 Otherwise, a jury of your peers could never include men in a rape trial.

01:41:25.000 Because they'd be like, well, that guy's not going to convict.

01:41:27.000 Why?

01:41:27.000 Because he's a guy.

01:41:28.000 That's what they all do.

01:41:28.000 They all love rape.

01:41:30.000 That's what feminists want you to believe.

01:41:32.000 So the real issue is they simply want Kesha, and she was sobbing, right?

01:41:39.000 If she was raped, then I'm going to look like a jerk.

01:41:42.000 But there's no proof.

01:41:44.000 What they're sobbing about is due process, is any kind of a legal system.

01:41:49.000 They want to be able to simply lob the accusation of rape.

01:41:53.000 And you see this with Anita Sarkeesian of Gamergate in front of the UN. They simply want to be able to make the accusation And be right.

01:42:01.000 And that's what really bothers me.

01:42:03.000 Listen, any time we have, the reason I'm skeptical, and this is terrible, any time we have a high-profile rape allegation, right, it's almost always wrong.

01:42:14.000 The Virginia, was it University of Virginia?

01:42:17.000 The Rolling Stone article.

01:42:18.000 I think so.

01:42:20.000 Something Virginia.

01:42:21.000 I'm pretty sure it's University of Virginia.

01:42:22.000 The Rolling Stone article.

01:42:24.000 Yeah, UVA. It was false.

01:42:27.000 It was a false story that ran with Rolling Stone.

01:42:29.000 There was no rape that occurred.

01:42:32.000 Doesn't matter.

01:42:32.000 At that point, it was already front page everywhere because it sold magazines, right?

01:42:37.000 Mattress Girl at Columbia, that's the most famous.

01:42:39.000 She carried around her mattress like she was Peter with a cross, right?

01:42:43.000 Carrying around her mattress because she had been raped.

01:42:45.000 Because when you're raped, you carry around a mattress and you want everyone to know that you're raped because you fight it through information.

01:42:51.000 Well, it turned out she was never raped.

01:42:53.000 There were texts of her asking the guy to rape her, and he was uncomfortable.

01:42:57.000 It got to a point where she was such a sex fiend and so demanding, that's why she accused rape, because the guy cut it off.

01:43:04.000 But this guy has this girl showing up at his graduation with a mattress, and everyone knows she's accusing him of rape, and it's picked up by every single mainstream media outlet, and they run with rape culture.

01:43:13.000 So UVA, false.

01:43:14.000 Mattress girl, false.

01:43:16.000 Elena Dunham claims some guy named Barry, who was treasurer of the College Republicans, raped her.

01:43:24.000 I was the first one to make those phone calls, okay?

01:43:26.000 And I won't disclose.

01:43:28.000 I spoke with some people who didn't want me to disclose anything.

01:43:31.000 Nobody raped Lena Dunham, if you could have guessed.

01:43:36.000 That did not happen.

01:43:37.000 And if someone had, it would have been some 89-year-old man named Barry, because those are the only people left.

01:43:44.000 Baby Barry.

01:43:45.000 You would not have been smiling.

01:43:47.000 There is no Baby Barry.

01:43:48.000 No.

01:43:50.000 So she lied about that.

01:43:51.000 She also lied about not molesting her little sister.

01:43:53.000 She did that.

01:43:55.000 So, UVA, Mattress Girl, Lana Denham, all these high-profile cases that were, and they claim to be rape survivors, which does a huge disservice to actual rape survivors, and these cases are verifiably false.

01:44:07.000 Still, do these guys get their reputations back?

01:44:10.000 Do they get their honor restored?

01:44:11.000 No, of course not.

01:44:12.000 Of course they don't.

01:44:13.000 None of that comes back.

01:44:15.000 Everyone knows that if you simply have the accusation of rape, it follows you around for the rest of your life.

01:44:20.000 Similar to the accusation of racism.

01:44:22.000 That's why leftists use it so much, right?

01:44:24.000 Conservatives are racist.

01:44:25.000 There's a culture of rape.

01:44:27.000 That's what feminists do.

01:44:28.000 And, frankly, it's a lot like what Donald Trump tries to do.

01:44:31.000 He doesn't try to argue the ideas.

01:44:33.000 Feminists don't try and argue ideas.

01:44:34.000 Liberals don't try and argue ideas.

01:44:36.000 They try and paint you as racist, right?

01:44:37.000 Feminists don't try and argue ideas.

01:44:39.000 They just try and paint you as rapists.

01:44:42.000 Donald Trump doesn't want to argue ideas.

01:44:44.000 He just wants to say that everyone else is ineligible.

01:44:46.000 That's what bullies do.

01:44:47.000 They avoid fights.

01:44:48.000 I can't think of anything for a candidate to do that would exhibit being a bully More than avoiding a fight by literally, well, figuratively saying, but literally on two separate occasions, but the overarching sentiment is, listen, none of these people are eligible.

01:45:03.000 Give it to me.

01:45:04.000 Ted Cruz is not eligible.

01:45:05.000 Marco Rubio is not eligible.

01:45:07.000 Might as well just give it to Trump.

01:45:08.000 That's not something a brave person does.

01:45:11.000 A brave person doesn't lie about citizenship so they can completely avoid a fight.

01:45:18.000 That's not what a brave person does.

01:45:19.000 Same thing, if you're a brave woman, you don't believe that simply using the accusation of rape should be enough.

01:45:25.000 If you're a brave woman, you believe that your accusation should stand the test of legal scrutiny.

01:45:30.000 That's what you should believe if you're a brave woman.

01:45:32.000 If not, you're not a brave woman.

01:45:33.000 So when Lady Gaga says, I don't want to live in a place where the government gets to decide if you've been raped, well, who decides it?

01:45:38.000 Just the woman.

01:45:40.000 Just the woman.

01:45:43.000 What if a woman has...

01:45:43.000 Like, Lena Dunham just has regretful sex.

01:45:45.000 They don't like it.

01:45:46.000 That's rape now.

01:45:46.000 The sex wasn't good.

01:45:48.000 That's what they're teaching in college.

01:45:49.000 When words don't mean anything anymore...

01:45:51.000 And this is...

01:45:52.000 You can follow me on Twitter at S. Crowder.

01:45:54.000 I've literally had...

01:45:56.000 Liberals say you can't ever go to Merriam-Webster.

01:45:59.000 You can't use the dictionary.

01:46:00.000 That's debate 101.

01:46:02.000 You never use the dictionary to back up your argument if you're trying to say the word means something.

01:46:06.000 They said that when I was talking about socialism and talking about Nazis, where socialism is in the name of the party.

01:46:11.000 Well, it's just so hack to use Merriam-Webster.

01:46:14.000 Use a dictionary if you want to go by definitions.

01:46:18.000 So when you say that words don't matter, when you say that definitions don't matter, And you say that now the legal system doesn't matter, the legal precedent we have doesn't matter, legal processes that are put in place to determine whether someone is guilty or not doesn't matter.

01:46:33.000 Okay, you're left with, okay, Lady Gaga, okay, Kesha, okay, Lena Dunham, what does matter?

01:46:40.000 What is the final say?

01:46:42.000 And invariably, it's their opinion.

01:46:46.000 It's their claim.

01:46:48.000 And that's what worries me so much about Donald Trump.

01:46:50.000 That's, you know, when someone ever says, believe me, okay, listen, let me be honest with you, okay, truthfully, okay, frankly, whenever someone says it, I go, well, what were you being before?

01:47:00.000 If you go to a mechanic and you say, listen, can you level with me?

01:47:02.000 What's wrong with my car?

01:47:03.000 And the mechanic says, all right, I'm going to be honest with you.

01:47:08.000 You go, aha, okay, what were you being before?

01:47:12.000 How do we not see these flags?

01:47:16.000 How do they miss it?

01:47:18.000 It may not sound like a big deal, but this is all over Us Weekly, People Magazine, is just Kesha and the rape claim.

01:47:26.000 And rape is terrible.

01:47:28.000 But you know who hates this?

01:47:29.000 You know who really hates this kind of a situation, this circus?

01:47:32.000 Actual rape victims.

01:47:33.000 Just like my mom hates the illegal immigration, the whole false sympathy for illegal aliens.

01:47:38.000 Oh, these people!

01:47:40.000 They're coming!

01:47:41.000 You want to send them back?

01:47:42.000 Yes.

01:47:45.000 Oh, they just want a better life!

01:47:47.000 I don't care.

01:47:52.000 What?

01:47:54.000 It's not an argument.

01:47:58.000 It is a weird sound.

01:48:00.000 I believe the word you're looking for is...

01:48:03.000 That was the word I was...

01:48:08.000 I just took it by a tongue.

01:48:10.000 It's not an argument.

01:48:12.000 No.

01:48:13.000 Build a wall!

01:48:14.000 It's not an argument.

01:48:15.000 But I want him to be convicted for rape!

01:48:18.000 That's not an argument.

01:48:20.000 But I want it!

01:48:22.000 No, that's not an argument.

01:48:24.000 And I'm tired of...

01:48:25.000 Of course you expect to see it from leftists.

01:48:27.000 Of course you expect to see it from feminists.

01:48:29.000 But to see it from self-professed conservatives now, it is just...

01:48:33.000 I've just lost faith, I hate to say it, in the human race.

01:48:36.000 And a significant portion of the American populace.

01:48:39.000 If you are not able to reason your...

01:48:42.000 You don't necessarily have to be right.

01:48:43.000 There may be someone who can argue with you and make you think that you're wrong, but if you're not even willing to start...

01:48:50.000 Down the rationalization trail.

01:48:53.000 To substantiate your argument, you have no business holding that argument.

01:48:57.000 Ladder with Crowder.

01:48:58.000 We'll be back.

01:49:26.000 We now take you back to the hot mic on Donald Trump. .

01:49:31.000 Still unaware.

01:49:33.000 Okay, now yeah, Mika, listen, I don't want any questions, okay, on the alleged rape with my wife.

01:49:39.000 All right, listen, we put the gag order.

01:49:42.000 I don't want to be asking that.

01:49:43.000 I know that's an October surprise from Hillary.

01:49:44.000 We'll deal with it when we get...

01:49:46.000 Hey, where's my black guy?

01:49:47.000 I want my black guy...

01:49:48.000 Okay, no, I want my black guy seated here right next to me, okay, because Nevada's got...

01:49:52.000 We got some black guys here.

01:49:53.000 Good.

01:49:55.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

01:50:04.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing?

01:50:06.000 Shoot bad guys!

01:50:07.000 With what?

01:50:08.000 AR-15!

01:50:09.000 Where'd you get it?

01:50:10.000 AR-15.com!

01:50:11.000 Oh, there's another one!

01:50:12.000 Kaboom!

01:50:12.000 You got him!

01:50:13.000 Yeah!

01:50:13.000 Thank God for AR-15.com!

01:50:16.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web!

01:50:20.000 Oh no, there's another one!

01:50:21.000 Kaboom!

01:50:22.000 You got him!

01:50:23.000 Yeah!

01:50:24.000 With your what?

01:50:24.000 AR-15!

01:50:25.000 From where?

01:50:26.000 AR-15.com!

01:50:27.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

01:50:56.000 All right.

01:50:58.000 Glad to bring on our last guest of the program.

01:51:00.000 I've not had him on yet.

01:51:02.000 His name is Bruce, but of course his Twitter handle is GayPatriot, so I think the cat's out of the bag.

01:51:08.000 He's gay, but he's conservative.

01:51:10.000 He's also the CrazyPatriot.

01:51:12.000 He's also a crazy patriot.

01:51:13.000 He's also crazily gay.

01:51:15.000 GayPatriot, thanks for being with us, sir.

01:51:17.000 My pleasure, Stephen.

01:51:18.000 I am good.

01:51:18.000 How are you?

01:51:20.000 Now, you're not offended by crazily gay.

01:51:22.000 I think that's pretty self-explanatory.

01:51:25.000 No, I'd be offended if you didn't call me that.

01:51:27.000 Okay, that's fine.

01:51:29.000 Alright, so we've talked with Dana.

01:51:31.000 We've talked with Dana's Cruz.

01:51:34.000 Gavin is Trump.

01:51:35.000 And then we had Brodigan, who's kind of Rubio.

01:51:38.000 Now, I know you're big on Rubio right now.

01:51:39.000 Was he always your guy, or did you have someone else, and now you're down to Rubio?

01:51:43.000 So yeah, I've gone through a series of evolving.

01:51:48.000 I probably started with Rubio, and then he kind of took me off about the gang of bait and some other things.

01:51:57.000 And then I kind of drifted to Rand Paul.

01:52:00.000 Right.

01:52:01.000 And I liked his personality.

01:52:03.000 He's kind of scrappy and ornery and, you know...

01:52:07.000 Bitchy.

01:52:08.000 Yeah, kind of bitchy, kind of annoying.

01:52:10.000 Everything I always said would be talking about the other candidates.

01:52:15.000 Yeah, that's very good, very good.

01:52:17.000 And, you know, I got really excited when he did his first filibuster on the drone policy.

01:52:24.000 I was kind of psyched up about that.

01:52:26.000 And then, you know, he just...

01:52:26.000 Right.

01:52:28.000 He just disappeared, it seemed like.

01:52:32.000 Then I moved to Scott Walker, who was actually the only candidate that I saw in South Carolina before we voted.

01:52:39.000 Of course, this was months ago now that Walker was here.

01:52:43.000 Sounds to me like if you bet on a horse, we're going to go the opposite.

01:52:47.000 Oh, trust me, I've refrained from giving anyone money because I'm petrified they'll drop out.

01:52:53.000 I gave Jeb Bush 20 cents last week, so that worked.

01:52:57.000 That's what I was going to say.

01:52:59.000 Yeah, that was fascinating to me, Jeb Bush.

01:53:02.000 I remember talking with Ben Howe on The Blaze, and they were talking about how it was going to be Jeb Bush.

01:53:05.000 And I remember just saying, you people are so out of touch.

01:53:08.000 There's no way it's ever going to be Jeb Bush.

01:53:10.000 That's not going to happen.

01:53:13.000 I've never known anyone who said, you know what, I love Jeb Bush.

01:53:17.000 Where they dig me some Jeb.

01:53:18.000 Not a single person.

01:53:19.000 Exclamation point.

01:53:21.000 Even people in Florida didn't really, you know, they forgot he was their governor, I think.

01:53:25.000 He actually wasn't a bad governor, from what I understand.

01:53:28.000 People are just tired of Bushes in the office.

01:53:31.000 I do not like Bush.

01:53:33.000 Well, yeah, I see what you're saying.

01:53:35.000 I bet you've been using that joke for years.

01:53:38.000 Yeah, I'm upset that it's over now.

01:53:42.000 Well, it's not entirely.

01:53:43.000 I mean, they can always pop their head out and make a joke about it.

01:53:46.000 Rand Paul.

01:53:47.000 So, Marco Rubio this week.

01:53:49.000 I voted for him in South Carolina on Saturday.

01:53:54.000 Okay.

01:53:55.000 Are you a little bit annoyed with some of his dirty pool this week?

01:54:02.000 You know, I think it's politics.

01:54:05.000 And here's my perspective on that.

01:54:07.000 I've been involved in politics since I was 14 in the early 80s.

01:54:15.000 And, you know, the whole thing with the Ben Carson thing at the Iowa caucus.

01:54:22.000 You know, get some grown-up man pants on this one.

01:54:22.000 Right.

01:54:27.000 I mean, it's a thing.

01:54:29.000 It was a CNN report.

01:54:32.000 You know, if I was Cruz, I would have fired the staff had they not...

01:54:37.000 Have they not circulated?

01:54:39.000 Compare that to Nevada, where Trump flat out said, Cruz left, he's God, he abandoned you, and at that exact moment, Cruz was speaking somewhere else in Nevada.

01:54:48.000 You've read about that, right?

01:54:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:54:51.000 Which is just a flat out lie.

01:54:53.000 It's not like it was a CNN report, or it was Fox News, and then it was circulated.

01:54:57.000 I mean, what happened there, and it was actually, to be fair, it was the Rubio campaign, too, who gave it some momentum.

01:55:02.000 Of course.

01:55:03.000 Yeah, people want to acknowledge it.

01:55:05.000 Listen, it was a story from CNN. It was accurate that Ben Carson had gone to Florida, and so people had speculated that he might be dropping out, and so it was circulated by the Rubio people and picked up by the Cruz people.

01:55:15.000 But that wasn't inaccurate, whereas it's a flat-out lie for Donald Trump to say, Ted Cruz left.

01:55:21.000 He's not here.

01:55:22.000 He doesn't care about Nevada.

01:55:23.000 And at that very moment, he's giving a speech in Nevada.

01:55:26.000 I know.

01:55:27.000 So I kind of view all this in relative terms.

01:55:31.000 And, you know, if you're going to lie about someone's wife or, you know, bring up really awful stuff that just isn't true, then, you know, that's probably a line that is unacceptable.

01:55:44.000 But up to that, I mean, come on, you know, whoever is elected president is going to be You know, they're going to pick on every single thing, no matter who it is, they're going to be the devil.

01:55:59.000 And that's why I'm concerned with Donald Trump.

01:56:02.000 You want to talk about an October surprise?

01:56:03.000 The Clintons will always have a bomb.

01:56:05.000 And I just think they can have something huge that's a game-changer on Trump.

01:56:09.000 I don't really think they can have anything that big on Cruz.

01:56:12.000 Rubio, they can point to hypocrisy on the illegal immigration thing, and that's kind of already out of the bag.

01:56:17.000 Cruz, what are they going to say?

01:56:18.000 He's so consistent.

01:56:19.000 I mean, you can dislike his personality.

01:56:22.000 I just don't think there's going to be a bomb that would drop on him in October.

01:56:25.000 Like, oh, he was for the flak tax!

01:56:28.000 You know what I mean?

01:56:29.000 Like, there's nothing that's going to come out that people don't know.

01:56:31.000 He's been remarkably consistent.

01:56:33.000 Yeah, and he's kind of boring.

01:56:34.000 Right, he is boring.

01:56:37.000 That videotape of him as an 18-year-old being an ass is probably the most exciting thing that we've seen from him, but...

01:56:46.000 And I just saw a picture of Rubio, of course I've seen it, of him looking like a male stripper at some high school event.

01:56:54.000 Well, yeah, there is the rumors, obviously, about Rubio, and I think Trump just said something along the lines of, like, Rubio, what did he say, billionaire's boy toy?

01:57:02.000 He said something that I was sitting there like, the verbiage, it wasn't boy toy billionaire, it was like billionaire's boy toy.

01:57:09.000 Billionaire's boy toy.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, and you know, it could be just Trump misspeaking, he does that all the time, but I heard it and I was going to hurt us.

01:57:16.000 Because, you know, everyone has heard those kind of rumblings, you know, people that circulate those things that, you know, Marco Rubio says.

01:57:21.000 My...

01:57:22.000 My gay mafia has not confirmed those stories.

01:57:26.000 I would imagine you'd be in the loop on that.

01:57:28.000 I always thought Rand Paul came across as very feminine sometimes when the way he would throw his hands and get mad about wiretapping on the NSA, but I wouldn't do it, not me.

01:57:41.000 Okay, we will bring GayPatriot, at GayPatriot, back for another segment.

01:57:46.000 When we come back from this, how long am I going to break?

01:57:50.000 Okay, because the thing is with the surgery and the pain pills, I can't keep track of time all that well.

01:57:56.000 But I want to get into some personal questions that are borderline inappropriate with Gay Patriot.

01:58:00.000 Excellent.

01:58:01.000 Regarding his personal life and how it relates to Markup.

01:58:04.000 Let me put it this way.

01:58:05.000 I've got an October surprise for Gay Patriot.

01:58:08.000 After the break.

01:58:09.000 Lotter with Crowder.

01:58:10.000 It's going to be a doozy.

01:58:10.000 Stay tuned.

01:58:30.000 It only takes a time.

01:58:33.000 Oh, hey, loud.

01:58:40.000 What are you doing?

01:58:40.000 Didn't see you there.

01:58:41.000 Hey, Lyle, I'm just relaxing and enjoying my 1978 Bordeaux, a fine beverage after a fine game of racquetball at the Wimbledon.

01:58:49.000 There's no more quality establishment than the Wimbledon, you know.

01:58:52.000 That sounds fun.

01:58:53.000 I don't really know a whole lot about wine.

01:58:55.000 That's why I go to simplifiedwine.com, or I just call their number.

01:58:59.000 What's that number, Jared?

01:59:00.000 844-297-WINE. Oh, where'd he come from?

01:59:04.000 His voice aggravates me.

01:59:05.000 I have him chained to a caravan.

01:59:07.000 For simpletons like me who don't know a whole lot about wine, just what I like, it makes it easy.

01:59:12.000 I either get to call, go to the website, talk with a sommelier, list what I like, what I don't like, my budget, and can have it shipped directly to my door, or gift wrapped and sent to a friend.

01:59:22.000 It doesn't get any simpler than that.

01:59:23.000 Simplified wine, you say?

01:59:25.000 I prefer more of a barrier to entry.

01:59:27.000 I know you do, Lyle, but you're an elitist bastard.

01:59:30.000 That's why for simpletons like me, I prefer simplifiedwine.com or just calling 844-297-WINE. This is a Reese Witherspoon film warning.

01:59:56.000 There is a Reese Witherspoon film to be released in theaters in the following two weeks.

02:00:01.000 Avoid theaters at all costs.

02:00:04.000 I repeat, this is a Reese Witherspoon film warning.

02:00:08.000 Beep.

02:00:38.000 Jared, with Gay Patriot, and this is my pimple.

02:00:40.000 I brought it with me as a 28-year-old man.

02:00:42.000 Can you believe this?

02:00:43.000 We're rocking them together, buddy.

02:00:44.000 Whenever I get really stressed, and I think this week qualifies, I always get at least one-third eye going on.

02:00:54.000 Speaking of adjusting chakras, Gay Patriot, so you are gay, and you are a patriot, and you're conservative.

02:01:00.000 Have you always been conservative, or did you come to that later on in life?

02:01:03.000 No, I've actually always been conservative.

02:01:05.000 I wasn't always gay, but yeah, I grew up conservative, Republican.

02:01:11.000 Did you live as a straight man?

02:01:14.000 For a time, yeah.

02:01:16.000 That must have been awful.

02:01:17.000 Everyone is speechless.

02:01:20.000 Like, everything got silent.

02:01:23.000 Well, I just...

02:01:25.000 I understand where you're coming from.

02:01:28.000 Okay, so...

02:01:30.000 Listen, we've had plenty of gay conservatives on, so it's not new to this show.

02:01:33.000 But it's new to other people, a lot of people who may be picking it up and listening for the first time.

02:01:39.000 How does that happen?

02:01:40.000 And do you have problems with someone like Marco Rubio, who's against same-sex marriage?

02:01:43.000 Is that just not really a big deal for you?

02:01:45.000 You don't really care because you understand federalism and sort of the appropriation of rights to the states?

02:01:51.000 Yeah, you know, I mean, I'm kind of getting a little bit tired of it being an issue at all.

02:01:56.000 You know, I... My partner and I are actually getting married under South Carolina law in the next few months.

02:02:03.000 How dare you!

02:02:04.000 How dare you!

02:02:07.000 That was horrible.

02:02:09.000 So, you know, to me, the whole thing is over.

02:02:11.000 And, you know, I actually felt like the Republicans blew it on this topic.

02:02:17.000 I think I was writing like 10 years ago that the Republicans really should have taken a civil union stance with Do you think there's some validity now,

02:02:42.000 since we're here now with the marriage argument, and now that transgenderism is sort of just drafted in behind you, that it's going to get really weird?

02:02:51.000 Yeah, and you know, another thing I've kind of been warning about from my unique voice is that I'm convinced that the gay left is going to sue churches and synagogues, never a mosque, but churches and synagogues.

02:03:05.000 Well, it's happened in Canada.

02:03:06.000 It's happened a lot in Canada.

02:03:07.000 Yeah, to force marriage.

02:03:09.000 Yep.

02:03:10.000 In a religious ceremony.

02:03:11.000 So I'm convinced that that's happening.

02:03:14.000 You know, we've already seen the wedding cakes and the private industry.

02:03:17.000 So why not the churches?

02:03:19.000 That's, you know, they hate religion.

02:03:21.000 So wait, they hate Christians and Jews on the left.

02:03:25.000 Yes, exactly.

02:03:26.000 Any religion from, sorry, the deepest, darkest crap holes of the world, like Saudi Arabia and China, and there's Eastern mysticism and Islam, where every single country that's been under its rule commits gross violations of human rights so they can slap this crap on a bumper sticker.

02:03:43.000 They love that, right?

02:03:44.000 Just call it tantric yogi, or whatever the hell it is.

02:03:47.000 But it's the Christian thing they have a problem with.

02:03:49.000 Islam...

02:03:51.000 I mean, look, if I talk to Mark and Ruby about marriage, we probably have a lot more in common than we do apart.

02:03:57.000 And I'm confident that he will not throw me over a building because he doesn't like me.

02:04:01.000 Well, what's funny is Donald Trump would certainly be the most gay-friendly.

02:04:05.000 I mean, he was pro-gay marriage.

02:04:06.000 He was, you know, everything.

02:04:08.000 I was talking about this, like, on The Apprentice.

02:04:10.000 I was talking about this with Gavin McGinnis.

02:04:10.000 I mean, you know.

02:04:11.000 Like, you have more footage than you can watch in a lifetime.

02:04:14.000 And he's praising all these LGBTQ, AAIP, all these charities that Cyndi Lauper and these people bring in.

02:04:20.000 I think you're very brave.

02:04:22.000 I think she's very brave.

02:04:23.000 I think you're brave.

02:04:23.000 Don't you think?

02:04:24.000 And so supportive.

02:04:25.000 And never once has he even shown an inkling of being a conservative until he felled out the form.

02:04:30.000 So a lot of people would say, as a gay conservative, it would seem like Trump would be up your alley if you were going to go on the social side.

02:04:37.000 So you break ranks there, too.

02:04:38.000 Yeah, I break ranks.

02:04:40.000 You know, I'm not sure I believe...

02:04:42.000 I don't think he...

02:04:43.000 Sorry.

02:04:44.000 I don't know what he believes in.

02:04:45.000 That's why I'm so confused.

02:04:48.000 I don't know what his principles are.

02:04:50.000 So, you know, I don't trust anyone like that.

02:04:52.000 And, you know, the other thing that's kind of funny about this topic is he's winning among evangelicals.

02:04:59.000 So...

02:04:59.000 You know, they're allegedly the ones that are hating the gays the most.

02:05:04.000 So I just can't figure what's going on this year.

02:05:06.000 And, you know, my whole view is I want someone that can beat Hillary Clinton, assuming she's not in jail.

02:05:13.000 And at this point, I think it's Rubio.

02:05:16.000 I think Rubio, too.

02:05:17.000 If it comes down to that.

02:05:18.000 God only knows.

02:05:20.000 Yeah, I made this in the first hour of the show.

02:05:23.000 My prediction is it's looking more and more like it's Hillary Trump, the world's greatest reality show.

02:05:28.000 If it's Trump-Hillary, I think Trump out-Bernie's Bernie.

02:05:31.000 I think he out-liberals Bernie in the general and plays up the Goldman Sachs angle that Hillary is the big banker and the big business friend, and Trump plays up he's a man of the people.

02:05:41.000 So I think he out-Bernie's own strategy.

02:05:44.000 Do you think there might be some truth to that?

02:05:46.000 Yeah, I don't.

02:05:47.000 You know, I don't think it's unreasonable that he might beat her, but that's not the kind of president that I want to vote for, and I'm not sure that's how I want to beat her, but she's very beatable, I think.

02:06:01.000 Would you vote for Trump if he wins?

02:06:03.000 You said she's very beautiful?

02:06:04.000 He said beatable.

02:06:06.000 Like with a stick.

02:06:09.000 Well, I won't be up there.

02:06:13.000 Beautiful!

02:06:15.000 Good lord.

02:06:16.000 If someone's going to turn you back to our team, it's not going to be Hillary Clinton.

02:06:20.000 It's not going to be the one to convert you.

02:06:23.000 If it's Trump, will you vote?

02:06:24.000 If Trump's the nominee?

02:06:26.000 No, I won't vote for the first time in my life.

02:06:29.000 You know, I hear that a lot from a lot of people.

02:06:31.000 What if it's a stellar VP choice?

02:06:33.000 Could that change the name?

02:06:34.000 No.

02:06:36.000 I've been saying all along as we got narrower that I couldn't vote for Jeb in the November election, I couldn't vote for Kasich, and I won't vote for Trump if that's the case.

02:06:47.000 Yeah, I felt that way, too.

02:06:48.000 I don't think I could vote for Kasich.

02:06:50.000 Such a douche.

02:06:52.000 I know.

02:06:53.000 I probably could have.

02:06:54.000 It's so funny.

02:06:55.000 He's such a nice guy, it seems like, but it's just...

02:06:58.000 Nobody likes you, Kasich.

02:07:00.000 Get out of here.

02:07:01.000 I probably could have held my nose and begrudgingly voted for Jeb, knowing that he wouldn't win.

02:07:07.000 I wouldn't be happy about it, but I don't think he's a bad man.

02:07:11.000 I just think it's time for them to go away.

02:07:13.000 You know, I don't...

02:07:15.000 Once I made that decision, I just couldn't land on a bush anymore.

02:07:19.000 Oh, geez.

02:07:20.000 Let's see what we did there.

02:07:21.000 Well, listen, you're not the only one here.

02:07:21.000 All right.

02:07:23.000 So I think that's a real problem for Trump, that a lot of people just won't pull that lever for him.

02:07:29.000 Yeah.

02:07:29.000 That's a first.

02:07:30.000 That's a first for a lot of people.

02:07:32.000 And the thing that keeps coming back is people who don't trust him.

02:07:35.000 And the thing that comes back from Trump supporters like Gavin is they trust him entirely and none of that matters as long as he's sticking it to political correctness.

02:07:41.000 Is it all about the wall?

02:07:43.000 Because that's what I... I don't know what's left after you...

02:07:47.000 If you believe that he's building a wall, fine.

02:07:50.000 But after that, there's nothing left.

02:07:54.000 Well, there's also no way to deport all those immigrants.

02:07:57.000 I think it was ricochet.com crunched the numbers.

02:07:57.000 They crunched the numbers.

02:08:00.000 And it was like, you would have to send out like 3,000 something per day on average.

02:08:04.000 And they averaged out like the amount of buses that it would take to bus them out to get rid of all the illegal immigrants.

02:08:09.000 Well, I love when they try all these numbers that like, oh, this president did that.

02:08:12.000 This president deported a certain amount that...

02:08:15.000 Not a fraction.

02:08:16.000 Not even a fraction.

02:08:17.000 Close, but they inflate the numbers.

02:08:18.000 It doesn't mean it's right.

02:08:19.000 It doesn't mean it's right.

02:08:20.000 I agree with Donald Trump on the immigration issue.

02:08:22.000 My mom does.

02:08:23.000 My mom hates Donald Trump.

02:08:25.000 But she agrees with him on the immigration thing.

02:08:27.000 Legal immigrants can't stand illegal immigrants.

02:08:29.000 It doesn't change how unrealistic you're...

02:08:31.000 And I don't even think it's unrealistic.

02:08:33.000 I think it's a lie.

02:08:35.000 It is.

02:08:36.000 What are you going to do?

02:08:36.000 He knows.

02:08:37.000 Get Mexico to pay for it?

02:08:38.000 Tariffs.

02:08:39.000 Okay.

02:08:40.000 And then once those go away, threaten them?

02:08:42.000 What do you do?

02:08:43.000 And most of our manufacturing is done in Mexico.

02:08:45.000 They'll just rescind the permits and suddenly American business is stuck with, you know, no manufacturing within 5,000 miles.

02:08:54.000 Right, yeah.

02:08:55.000 It's just absurd.

02:08:56.000 No, exactly.

02:08:57.000 My mom voted for Trump, by the way.

02:08:59.000 Oh, was that a fun dinner conversation?

02:09:03.000 I... I can't.

02:09:04.000 I do see a lot of old...

02:09:05.000 I think they're scared.

02:09:07.000 And I think, you know, Trump panders to them.

02:09:08.000 Remember, like, the one thing that I actually really liked about...

02:09:11.000 Well, not the one thing.

02:09:12.000 I liked a lot of things about Rick Perry.

02:09:14.000 But in that last one, he basically said, well, Social Security is a Ponzi scheme.

02:09:17.000 It's something all conservatives know.

02:09:19.000 Everyone knows, right?

02:09:21.000 Anyone with a basic understanding of economics knows that that's true, that the numbers don't add up for Social Security.

02:09:26.000 And all the conservatives jumped on them.

02:09:28.000 Why?

02:09:28.000 Because they want to keep old people scared.

02:09:31.000 And they want to tell old people who are a big portion of their voting base, we're not going to take your Social Security.

02:09:35.000 And so Donald Trump is the worst.

02:09:37.000 He just tells every individual group what they want to hear.

02:09:40.000 Sure.

02:09:41.000 So old people are like, oh, he's not going to take my social security?

02:09:44.000 And we're the ones signing the check.

02:09:46.000 I know.

02:09:47.000 You know, it's just, actually, Rick Perry, I'm hoping, might come in on a white horse at a broker convention now.

02:09:54.000 Really?

02:09:55.000 That's my new wish.

02:09:57.000 Well, you know the rumors about Governor Rick Perry, too.

02:09:59.000 Is that why?

02:09:59.000 Every person you pick has a rumor of them being gay somewhere down the line.

02:10:03.000 I didn't know that about Rick Perry.

02:10:05.000 Oh, really?

02:10:06.000 Let me check with my sources.

02:10:08.000 No, no, no.

02:10:09.000 I was in a meeting room with MSNBC at one point.

02:10:13.000 Thank God that stuff didn't go through.

02:10:15.000 And I remember they were sitting there and they were talking about it.

02:10:16.000 They go, so yeah, we've been hearing the rumblings.

02:10:18.000 You know, Rick Perry.

02:10:19.000 I think Rick Perry might be gay.

02:10:20.000 And they were sitting there and I said, well, what do you have to substantiate that?

02:10:24.000 And they said, well, you know, I heard a lot of people.

02:10:27.000 And I just sat there.

02:10:28.000 So they went on with the meeting about five minutes later.

02:10:30.000 I didn't say a word.

02:10:31.000 And I said, well, that settles it.

02:10:32.000 Hillary Clinton's a lesbian.

02:10:35.000 And I said, what?

02:10:35.000 I said, I know someone who said it.

02:10:37.000 Yeah.

02:10:38.000 No, she is.

02:10:39.000 Yeah, well, honestly.

02:10:41.000 Okay, you're Gaydar.

02:10:42.000 I am not out of line to think that's a possibility.

02:10:46.000 No.

02:10:47.000 Okay.

02:10:48.000 I joke about it all the time on Twitter.

02:10:49.000 I post really horrible pictures of her in uncompromising positions.

02:10:55.000 I mean, it's just...

02:10:56.000 I'm a horrible person, Steven.

02:10:59.000 Yeah.

02:11:01.000 This assumes there are decent photos of her, though, in non-compromising positions.

02:11:08.000 I don't know if I'd buy that either.

02:11:11.000 If you can find the photographer who takes a flattering Hillary picture...

02:11:18.000 First off, I mean, it's probably a selfie.

02:11:22.000 I would give that person...

02:11:24.000 So, okay, remember the vine from Hillary with iced tea or something that went...

02:11:33.000 She was in Iowa and she said, I'm here in Iowa and Des Moines and drinking iced tea or something.

02:11:39.000 It was a real quick vine.

02:11:40.000 I actually think that was the best flattering image of her.

02:11:45.000 And she looked like a normal, you know, elderly woman.

02:11:50.000 On her best day!

02:11:52.000 I love how it's so rare there's actually one specific one that sticks in your head.

02:11:56.000 You insensitive a**hole!

02:11:59.000 It is just like, the best case scenario is she looks like a normal, elderly woman.

02:12:06.000 In her best...

02:12:08.000 That's how far along we are.

02:12:09.000 Jane Seymour, she looks great for her age.

02:12:12.000 She looks 50 and she's probably pushing 70 or whatever she is.

02:12:17.000 Hillary's 70 and she looks 150.

02:12:20.000 Gosh, it is.

02:12:21.000 Listen, when you're carrying around that weight at that age, I was talking about this.

02:12:27.000 What's with the...

02:12:28.000 The weight of sin?

02:12:30.000 The collar thing going on with her.

02:12:34.000 Dana was talking about that Kim Jong-un thing she's going with?

02:12:38.000 Is she hiding, like, medical tubes in her back or something?

02:12:42.000 I think there are strings pulling her neck fat back.

02:12:44.000 There are rumors that she has some sort of, like, crazy illness or something like that.

02:12:47.000 Oh, really?

02:12:48.000 Yeah, there are rumors of that.

02:12:49.000 She had to, like, leave certain debates, like, for strange periods of time.

02:12:53.000 Yeah, there actually are rumors that she has some sort of, like, crazy ailment, which is fantastic.

02:12:57.000 She's suffering from lesbianism.

02:13:01.000 It'll get you.

02:13:03.000 It'll sneak up on you.

02:13:06.000 I haven't heard those rumors.

02:13:09.000 This is what happens.

02:13:09.000 We get a gay guy on, and we fill all the stereotypes where it's nothing but bitchy rumors.

02:13:14.000 What does this show mean?

02:13:16.000 Nothing but gossip.

02:13:17.000 It's true.

02:13:18.000 She's practically dead.

02:13:20.000 She's practically dead.

02:13:21.000 I tell you what we'll do next time.

02:13:22.000 We'll have gay patriot on.

02:13:23.000 We'll just all be bitches.

02:13:25.000 I can't believe it went this way.

02:13:27.000 You sucked us into it.

02:13:29.000 I know.

02:13:29.000 Well, with the Rubio thing, okay, you think the nominee is Trump, or do you think Rubio has a chance?

02:13:35.000 I think I tweeted a couple times today that if something dramatic doesn't happen and the trajectory isn't altered, I think Trump is probably the nominee at this point.

02:13:47.000 Yeah, I think you might be right, but...

02:13:51.000 I don't know.

02:13:52.000 Maybe I'll have an enemy gay list.

02:13:54.000 We have to let you go!

02:13:55.000 At GayPatriot.

02:13:57.000 Thank you so much for being on.

02:13:58.000 We'll have you back for more, let's be honest, gossip fest.

02:14:01.000 Louder with Crowder.

02:14:01.000 We'll wrap this show up after the break.

02:14:04.000 We now take you back to the hot mic on Donald Trump.

02:14:31.000 you Still unaware.

02:14:34.000 Hey, okay, how much longer are the break here?

02:14:37.000 How much longer to this commercial?

02:14:38.000 About two minutes.

02:14:39.000 Two minutes?

02:14:40.000 Two minutes, yeah.

02:14:41.000 Thanks.

02:14:41.000 You're great.

02:14:42.000 You're the best, okay?

02:14:44.000 I will never forget this.

02:14:45.000 Thank you.

02:14:45.000 Well, thank you.

02:14:47.000 Two minutes.

02:14:49.000 Two minutes.

02:14:54.000 Jimmy Cracker, a Ted Cruz.

02:15:01.000 Let's just call his wife a whore.

02:15:05.000 We'll keep you abreast as the story unfolds with a hot mic on Donald Trump, of which he is unaware.

02:15:12.000 The End

02:15:42.000 Oh, that's a new bump.

02:15:58.000 I love that one.

02:15:59.000 It's a good one.

02:15:59.000 I think that's better than all the lights.

02:16:00.000 It is better.

02:16:01.000 You know why?

02:16:01.000 Because it's a lot less work for Sir Noggy Jerry to go and fix later on because someone wants their copyright or something.

02:16:08.000 Someone wants their copyright.

02:16:09.000 We've had problems with the copyright.

02:16:11.000 Hey, here's my...

02:16:13.000 We're going to wrap this all up in a bow.

02:16:14.000 You know what?

02:16:15.000 I'm just...

02:16:15.000 Do you ever reach a point in your life, maybe with working with me...

02:16:17.000 Yes.

02:16:18.000 I'm just tired of the fakery.

02:16:20.000 Oh.

02:16:21.000 No, I'm getting there, though.

02:16:23.000 I'm just at that point where I'm just tired of people faking.

02:16:26.000 And when people say, like a good example, we talk about feminists, we talk about liberals, Hillary's fake.

02:16:32.000 I think Rubio was a little bit fake this week, but I can still vote for him.

02:16:35.000 I think Chris Christie's a big fake.

02:16:37.000 We're from New Jersey.

02:16:38.000 He is a big something.

02:16:39.000 He's a big everything.

02:16:43.000 You just laid that one right up for me.

02:16:47.000 We're from New Jersey, therefore we're tough.

02:16:49.000 You get that a lot with Donald Trump and Chris Christie.

02:16:51.000 That's one thing I've never...

02:16:52.000 When people say, oh, I'm from this place, so you know we're tough.

02:16:54.000 I love how he just ate Rubio's lunch and then bailed their whole race.

02:17:01.000 Just crushed the one guy who can beat the Democrats and then bailed.

02:17:05.000 Who?

02:17:06.000 Christie.

02:17:07.000 Oh, Christie, yeah, yeah.

02:17:08.000 I mean, he ate a lot more than just Rubio's lunch.

02:17:11.000 He ate everybody's lunch backstage.

02:17:13.000 Between the commercial breaks, they were calling him out.

02:17:18.000 It's like a Veruca Salt and the blueberry.

02:17:21.000 You've got to roll her out.

02:17:24.000 You're too young to know the Willy Wonka reference.

02:17:25.000 You've only seen the crappy Johnny Depp version where he plays a gay Willy Wonka.

02:17:28.000 No, you're only like two years older than me.

02:17:31.000 You kidding me?

02:17:31.000 I guess it's just because you're sheltered because you were homeschooled because half the time you don't know what you're talking about.

02:17:35.000 I did watch a lot of...

02:17:37.000 McGee and Me.

02:17:40.000 But that's something that really bothers me.

02:17:42.000 Let's talk about fakery.

02:17:43.000 Crappy show, Arthur.

02:17:44.000 Go on.

02:17:44.000 Oh, jeez, how dare you.

02:17:45.000 That's something that bothers me, is the fakery.

02:17:48.000 I'm from New York, so we're tougher in New York.

02:17:51.000 Listen, I've lived in New York, I've lived in Montreal, I've lived in several cities in Michigan, Texas, California.

02:17:58.000 It's a stupid thing to say.

02:18:01.000 Firstly, if you are identifying yourself as your geographical location, you're a loser.

02:18:06.000 You're an absolute loser.

02:18:08.000 You can be proud of your city.

02:18:10.000 If you ever said things, let's say, about a sports team, we won last night!

02:18:14.000 We really did it.

02:18:16.000 You're pathetic.

02:18:18.000 You're a pathetic human being.

02:18:19.000 You can support a sports team.

02:18:21.000 You can support, and I absolutely should, a hometown athlete.

02:18:25.000 I get it.

02:18:25.000 But if you somehow think that you, sitting on the couch with a bag of ringdings, had any kind of an impact on the outcome of that sports activity, You're a pathetic person.

02:18:39.000 So when people, we did this, they like to identify with a city and it allows them to hide.

02:18:42.000 We're tough because we're from New York.

02:18:44.000 I have met so many pushovers from New York and tough people from polite Texas, from the polite South.

02:18:51.000 I have met really, really tough people from Los Angeles, namely down there at the Gracie Academy.

02:18:58.000 World beaters!

02:19:01.000 And I've met some foppish people in New York.

02:19:04.000 It's really silly.

02:19:05.000 And for people to buy into it, it's just that groupthink.

02:19:08.000 Again, that's the fake.

02:19:09.000 Listen, in New Jersey, right?

02:19:12.000 Trump is in New York, you're going to punch in the nose.

02:19:15.000 Or Chris Christie in New Jersey.

02:19:16.000 What are you going to do?

02:19:17.000 Like, that's the big thing with Trump, too.

02:19:18.000 Chris Christie talks tough, right?

02:19:20.000 Oh, I'm tough in my day.

02:19:22.000 In your day what?

02:19:24.000 In your day what, Christy?

02:19:25.000 We're supposed to believe you were some kind of a He-Man and this just happened.

02:19:29.000 You looked in the mirror one day and went, what the hell happened?

02:19:32.000 In his defense, he may have eaten the He-Man.

02:19:35.000 This is what happened.

02:19:36.000 He was just eating all his...

02:19:36.000 Every time they bought him an action figure, here you go, little Chris.

02:19:41.000 It's like a reverse Pez dispenser.

02:19:43.000 Gosh.

02:19:44.000 Or Donald Trump, right?

02:19:45.000 In my day, he goes, I love that EY would have punched that protester in the face.

02:19:50.000 Back in my day, don't you love it when back in the day, you know, you didn't get an illegal setup, but you punched him in the face.

02:19:55.000 Well, the only reason people don't do that now is because people are like, you!

02:19:57.000 You sue for everything, Donald.

02:19:58.000 But you punch him in the face.

02:19:59.000 Donald, okay, you want to punch someone in the face?

02:20:03.000 Let's start with this.

02:20:04.000 Fifteen push-ups.

02:20:06.000 If this is going to be a circus, let's go full circus.

02:20:08.000 If Donald wants to call people weak, if he wants to do this fakery thing and act like he's tough because he's from New York, just call him on it.

02:20:14.000 Okay, fifteen push-ups.

02:20:16.000 You want to knock someone out?

02:20:17.000 Here, Donald.

02:20:18.000 Here are some boxing gloves.

02:20:20.000 Of course, no one else can do this because Marco Rubio is, I'm just amazed at his age, is a guy whose waist is wider than his shoulders with buggy whip arms.

02:20:29.000 I don't know how guys let themselves go.

02:20:31.000 I'm not just talking about physically, but I'm talking about, this is the reason Trump is surging.

02:20:34.000 No, no, I'm talking about everybody.

02:20:36.000 But people think Trump has balls.

02:20:38.000 He doesn't, but he's faking it.

02:20:39.000 So, even if you don't, Ted, Marco, fake like you have balls.

02:20:44.000 Just pretend like you have balls.

02:20:47.000 For just a little bit.

02:20:49.000 Right?

02:20:50.000 If Trump says, I could knock him out, I would give him boxing gloves.

02:20:53.000 I would say, okay, Trump.

02:20:54.000 You want to do the circus?

02:20:55.000 I'm weak.

02:20:56.000 He's sick.

02:20:57.000 Pedophile.

02:20:57.000 You want to do all this?

02:20:58.000 Okay, let's make it a circus.

02:20:59.000 Here are boxing gloves.

02:21:01.000 $100,000 to your campaign.

02:21:03.000 Okay?

02:21:04.000 Or, if I win, um...

02:21:09.000 I don't know.

02:21:09.000 I don't know what I would ask if I win.

02:21:10.000 I would say, you know what?

02:21:11.000 If I win, nothing.

02:21:12.000 If I win, nothing.

02:21:12.000 It's all for you to win, Trump, Mr.

02:21:14.000 Tough Guy.

02:21:14.000 So no risk, because we know you're averse to taking risks.

02:21:16.000 You just spend daddy's money.

02:21:17.000 $100,000 your campaign if you win.

02:21:19.000 Give him two boxing gloves.

02:21:20.000 Tape your head.

02:21:21.000 Tape your hands behind your sides.

02:21:23.000 And say, you have one minute to knock me down.

02:21:25.000 Go.

02:21:25.000 Boom.

02:21:26.000 And just put a little bit of head movement on him.

02:21:27.000 And just mock him.

02:21:28.000 Huh?

02:21:29.000 Huh, punk?

02:21:30.000 Huh, punk?

02:21:30.000 And then punk him.

02:21:31.000 And walk off the podium.

02:21:33.000 And watch that gelatinous puscut, who got two deferments for bone spurs, and somehow miraculously was healed, watch him wilt.

02:21:41.000 It would take about 30 seconds of girl punching that would look worse than Ronda Rousey's jab.

02:21:49.000 It would look so pathetic, and he would get tired after 30 seconds.

02:21:53.000 Listen, I'm not saying you have to be a tough guy.

02:21:55.000 The point is when you go out and you talk tough, and you talk about it in the literal sense, I'm just tired of the fakery in everything.

02:22:03.000 In politics, with people.

02:22:05.000 Some people think that they have a tattoo makes them tough.

02:22:08.000 Or facial hair.

02:22:10.000 Go Google Marcelo Garcia.

02:22:13.000 I have rolled with people who look like bikers and wrapped them up like pretzels.

02:22:17.000 And Marcelo Garcia is a character in New York City, one of the best combat athletes ever.

02:22:24.000 Just moved me around like a child.

02:22:26.000 And no one would think to look at him.

02:22:28.000 Ah, I'm from New York, I'm tough, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

02:22:30.000 It's just the fakery.

02:22:33.000 I'm just really tired of everything being so disingenuous.

02:22:37.000 And I feel like that's everything.

02:22:38.000 I think that is all across the board with this election.

02:22:42.000 And I'm just exasperated with it.

02:22:44.000 And we won't do that here.

02:22:46.000 We may be wrong, but we won't fake.

Louder with Crowder - February 26, 2016

#63 Dana Loesch, Gavin McInnes and @GayPatriot! | Louder With Crowder

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