On this week's episode of That's the Sound of the Weekend, we have a special guest, Mike Ward, who has been put before a Human Rights Tribunal for telling an offensive joke in Canada, and I'm here to convert him into a conservative. Plus, we discuss why you can't be a man in 2016 and vote for Bernie Sanders, and why you shouldn't even be able to vote for a woman in 2016.
00:04:26.000People say, well, it's not really a swing state.
00:04:29.000It's a blue-collar union state where some of them still vote for handouts and they think a Republican might do better because Democrats have screwed them.
00:05:13.000Listen, just because you are working in a factory doesn't mean you're more working class than a guy who runs a factory, than a guy who bought it, okay?
00:05:21.000This idea that there's no American manufacturing is untrue.
00:05:24.000There's plenty of American manufacturing.
00:05:25.000It's just not where you want it to be.
00:08:20.000Well, yeah, you know, it's funny because I found myself in a group of people, like many, who were like thinking, ah, we just gotta, if only Trump can't win both Florida and Ohio.
00:08:29.000As someone who doesn't want Trump, who doesn't think he's a good candidate, doesn't really reflect the majority of Republicans out there, we don't want him to win.
00:08:35.000And then as soon as I thought about that, it dawned on me Tuesday night.
00:10:10.000But if the GOP, if through, like a contested convention, I can kind of understand if they get there and Trump only has, you know, 40, 45% of the vote and the total other delegates with everyone else is more.
00:10:21.000If he doesn't even have a majority of the delegates, I understand, okay, putting it in a head-to-head and seeing how it turns out because Trump loses in a head-to-head to anybody, right?
00:11:20.000Like, it's one thing if you, you know, if it were Ted Cruz and Donald Trump and they're neck and neck and it goes to convention and then, okay, I understand.
00:11:25.000John Kasich has no mathematical chance to.
00:11:28.000When people talk about career politicians, you want to talk about establishment, let's talk about John Boehner, let's talk about Mitch McConnell, let's talk about John Kasich.
00:11:35.000These are people who are almost lifetime politicians who have clearly betrayed their voting constituency.
00:11:55.000Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing This is Breaking News on Louder with Crowder.
00:13:07.000And boy, I tell you what, he sure liked to party as well.
00:13:11.000He had quite the reputation around the mail office.
00:13:16.000We'll keep you updated as the Republican Party progresses after this.
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00:16:36.000Interestingly, Jared made a great point.
00:16:37.000It ties into an article at louderwithcreder.com this week where a black social justice warrior at BuzzFeed dressed nicely and dressed poorly as a social experiment to prove racism, microaggressions, and he proved the exact opposite of that.
00:19:02.000I was just thinking today, after reading that article, piecing it together and thinking, you just told me one in four black people, men, age 18 to 24, whatever, goes to jail.
00:19:14.000And then you yell at me when I profile a black woman, a black man, thinking I have a 25% chance of getting murdered or mugged right here.
00:19:53.000The biggest indicator of whether you are successful or not in life that we have currently available in the United States, whether you're successful or not, whether you commit a crime or not, whether you're up in jail, whether you finish high school, whether you get a college degree, whether you start a business, whether you make a living wage, is you have mommy and daddy and are mommy and daddy still married.
00:20:40.000Like you said, I think a lot of people with the Trump thing, they just feel like they've been crapped on for seven years, including white people who voted for Barack Obama.
00:20:46.000They want their Obama is what they want.
00:20:49.000They want their hero, their champion, the one who says, screw you to the other side.
00:22:30.000This is Jesse, former governor of Minnesota Ventura here, the bod.
00:22:35.000This week you've had the wool pulled over your eyes by the establishment hacks who are trying to rape the American voter from their constitutional right to vote.
00:22:46.000What they're planning on doing is borderline treasonous.
00:22:52.000Because word on the street that Uncle Jesse has heard regarding the facts of a brokered convention is that they're gonna try and trot out Paul Ryan.
00:23:04.000Paul Ryan on a general election stage versus Hillary Clinton.
00:23:09.000Because two vaginas are better than one.
00:23:42.000That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!
00:23:45.000All right, I'm glad to bring on our first guest I'm glad to bring on our first guest of the program,
00:24:11.000So, many of you listening in the United States don't know about this guy, but I grew up on him.
00:24:17.000So, growing up in French Canada, there's a lot of controversy, actually, and it's a big issue, freedom of speech and comedy.
00:24:23.000He'll talk about that, but he has an album, Pedophile Jokes and Death Threats, in case you were wondering what you were in for, and you can follow him on Twitter at MikeWardCA.
00:24:32.000Mike Ward, thanks for being here, brother.
00:24:35.000It's rare that I get someone that we've talked about, that there are a few people who we get on where it's bizarre for me because it's a celebrity.
00:28:18.000At first, they were talking, okay, in his joke, he said that the little kid didn't die, and I said that he was unkillable, and I tried to kill him, and it didn't work.
00:28:30.000And then they started talking like I'd actually tried to kill the little kid.
00:28:36.000They were like, and then Mike Ward said he was going to drown him.
00:28:39.000And I was like, okay, I'm on trial for drowning a little kid in a joke.
00:28:48.000We had a lot of complaints where we were just talking on the program, and we were talking about Charlie Brown and how bizarre it was that he lost his hair so early.
00:28:56.000I don't know if it was Jared, but we said, well, a little-known fact, Charlie Brown had progeria.
00:32:45.000There's liberal and then liberal separatists.
00:32:48.000You know, that's really the choices you have.
00:32:49.000And so people hear the word conservative and they think it's a bunch of, you know, old Christians.
00:32:54.000They don't understand what the Constitution is about.
00:32:57.000And I always say, I used to have these Canadians in college, professors in the United States' evil empire, and I looked at them and I said, listen, the fact that you are Canada and not the 51st state is proof that that's not the case.
00:33:09.000You have this giant land rich in natural resources with virtually no national defense whatsoever when compared to the United States.
00:33:16.000There's nothing you could do, and they engage in fair trade with you guys.
00:33:21.000And it's just, it's one of those things where Canadians, I don't, like you said, I don't think they think about it a lot, People thought I was joking when I said, hate speech isn't a thing.
00:34:06.000But the only way a joke can hurt you is if your life has been too easy.
00:34:10.000Because if you were kidnapped and, you know, beaten, you wouldn't, you know, escape and go, oh, the most hurtful part was when he made fun of me.
00:34:21.000Yeah, it was the fact that he didn't really, I don't think he recognized my triggers was upsetting.
00:35:30.000And there were people going up there, and everyone just had their jokes about how much they hated Stephen Harper and how they were so liberal.
00:35:59.000I don't remember if it was Mariannopoulos or if it was Vanier, one of those, you know, those sage-ups, because I made a Muhammad joke during their cultural fair week, and they said, you're not allowed to come back.
00:36:12.000And I was amazed that comedians were supporting this platform.
00:36:23.000Or do you think they're still going to go in and pull the lever for people who are going to support this crap?
00:36:26.000I think if I win, it'll be like nothing happened.
00:36:30.000And if I lose, it's going to scare a lot of people.
00:36:33.000The thing I have been happy about, though, is people, even people on the left, have been supportive.
00:36:39.000And generally, free speech is just, people on the left, They think more about people's feelings than they do about our rights and the way that we should be allowed to say what we actually think and not just pretend everyone like each other.
00:36:55.000But now a lot of comics that are to the left have been really supportive because they realize that if they get rid of me, then whoever is second most offensive to whoever is the judge...
00:38:43.000We'll keep you updated as the Republican Party progresses after this.
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00:41:23.000We've started to get sort of, I'm from Quebec City, and for some reason Quebec City is like one of the only right-wing cities in eastern Canada.
00:41:57.000I mean, you meet a lot of Canadians, and we would talk with them.
00:41:59.000My aunt just died, so my mom was back up there, and they'd talk with family, like Raymond and Eric, and talk about things, and they'd go, like, oh, yeah, that's it, that's it.
00:42:09.000You know, Darren, I never thought of it like that.
00:43:22.000It's funny, you mentioned that you had Academy Awards.
00:43:25.000So this is one, too, where I got a lot of complaints at Mariannopoulos College because I made a bunch of Asian jokes because, as you know, Mariannopoulos is entirely Asian and Jewish.
00:43:32.000And I've always had a clean show, but pretty politically incorrect.
00:43:38.000So I was surprised that people would get really offended.
00:43:39.000You know, they would have Joey Elias before, and you know how he can get, and then mine is clean, but I'm the one who gets the complaints because he made fun of Asians, or he made fun of Muslims.
00:43:49.000The bit that got me into the Just for Laughs the year I did it was, and I've told this before, but you would understand it more.
00:43:55.000You were, I think, maybe just doing French comedy at this point because you didn't cross paths.
00:43:59.000I talked, remember the band Sans Pression?
00:45:15.000Yeah, I speak French with my wife, and she uses, what's weird, like, we have a house in Florida, and whenever we go to Florida, she's so used to using the F word, she'll, like, use it, you know, in front of little kids, and I'll have to tell her, you know, don't say that at Disney World.
00:45:31.000Right, well, yeah, it's a verb in French.
00:45:45.000Well, not Gay Jerry, but the Jean Guido, he was like, it's just so weird.
00:45:48.000I was like, well, a lot of Canadians, even the English Canadians, they add their cuss word at the end of the sentence, because that's how it's structured in French.
00:45:57.000Remember how offended Quebec got when there was the Florida newspaper that said something French-Canadian comes this way was a headline and it was a guy in a Speedo?
00:46:40.000And I think it's getting worse everywhere.
00:46:43.000I think it's getting worse in the States.
00:46:45.000I think, you know, something's going to have to happen for, like, everyone to sort of wake up and go, okay, I don't want to live like this.
00:47:58.000Cosby, I have a problem with my lady who doesn't want to do with him and the problem with me because I do have a hemorrhoid problem where she finds to be off putting an hemorrhoid problem.
00:50:39.000I mean, whatever you think about Donald Trump, the guy knows how to play the media pretty easily.
00:50:46.000Yeah, you know, it's the whole, there is no such thing as bad press, and I think he knows that, and he kind of plays off this idea that, eh, even if they're screaming at him for being a racist, it's still free advertisement and name recognition that he's going to gain from it.
00:50:58.000And that's the kind of thing that makes me want to support Trump, just because everyone says, oh, you're racist, you know, like HuffPo.
00:51:04.000You can only call someone that so many times, you're like, alright, okay, you know what, let's go with that.
00:51:07.000I always want to walk people down the trail when they say, you know, they're anti-Donald Trump.
00:51:11.000I'm like, oh, do you really know why you're anti-Donald Trump?
00:51:13.000Or did you just memorize a few HuffPo lines?
00:51:15.000And they start going down these lines of these HuffPo headlines.
00:51:18.000I'm like, you forced me to want to defend him now.
00:51:21.000I don't think Donald Trump is a racist.
00:51:23.000Now, do I think David Duke is a racist?
00:53:01.000For those listening terrestrially, you may not be aware, DeRay is a very influential Black Lives Matter activist.
00:53:07.000This is the problem, too, with what we do.
00:53:09.000You know, obviously we're incredibly grateful to everyone here watching live stream on YouTube or SoundCloud, iTunes, ladderworthcrader.com.
00:53:15.000We're also syndicated terrestrially where people are older.
00:54:26.000We're at that point where everyone who was once declared racist against Barack Obama is now sexist because of Hillary Clinton.
00:54:33.000I don't know if you heard about this this week.
00:54:34.000There was a lot of backlash because when Hillary Clinton gave her victory speeches in Ohio and Florida, a few tweets like Howard Kurtz, Joe Scarborough said, Hillary is shouting her speech.
00:57:51.000It means there are things they want to improve.
00:57:52.000It doesn't mean they don't love you for who you are, but there are going to be things they don't like.
00:57:57.000For some reason, women get upset when you do it with them, but it doesn't count when they tell you they don't like it when you leave your nose hairs in the sink.
00:58:04.000But if you say, hey, you know what, maybe you should smile a little more, it's sexist.
00:58:08.000Now, that being said, I have no problem with sexist attacks towards Hillary.
00:58:12.000I think they're funny, and I think they should be done early and often, and will do them.
00:58:16.000But it was not sexist for someone to tell her to smile.
00:58:32.000I think what's funny about when you go back to the relationship thing is looking at different relationships in your life and realizing which ones define love as, hey, if you love me, you'll accept me for exactly who I am and don't ask another thing of me.
00:58:48.000I'm much more the guy who said, hey, How could it be better for you?
01:00:03.000So not only can you recognize differences, but you can recognize that some races of people might be inferior In certain aspects of humanity.
01:00:12.000For example, white people are slower than black people.
01:00:15.000Every single world record in speed ever is a black person.
01:00:17.000I don't know why, but they've done it.
01:01:35.000Trump, I'm very humbled and grateful that you asked me to endorse you, but I do have a few concerns.
01:01:42.000Yes, frankly, this is a time to voice him, okay?
01:01:45.000I know that some of what you've done is in the realm of political theater, like calling me a pedophile and what have you, but my main concern is that you will be consistent with principles.
01:01:58.000That matter to me as a Christian conservative.
01:02:02.000Okay, frankly, I'm going to stop you right there.
01:02:04.000Okay, because truthfully, I will read 2 Corinthians every day, right?
01:02:08.000Okay, because that's what it's all about.
01:02:10.000That's the whole thing right there, okay?
01:05:40.000I don't usually talk about this on here, but you've seen it, where we're talking about all the cute animals and penguins, how they shove the nearest penguin off the iceberg to check for seals, which is really awkward for that penguin if there's a seal, but even more worse, even worse if there isn't.
01:07:09.000And he talked about how bad rich people were, and I think a millionaire only wants another million, and then passed the hat afterward to do missions work.
01:07:17.000And I made it a point to tell him why I wasn't giving him any money.
01:07:21.000I went out of my way to say, you know, I worked really hard for it, which makes me a bad person.
01:07:25.000And he even, I remember, on the podium, what do you call it?
01:09:16.000They deliberately misled by, in this video, and we rebutted it, they included statistics that were overall gun deaths in the United States.
01:10:05.000Violent crime or gun-related homicide is a legal term.
01:10:09.000The FBI needs to have those statistics.
01:10:11.000So anytime you see somebody using terms like establishment or mass shooting or racism or sexism, anytime you notice a pattern of somebody using terms that are difficult to define or can be subjectively defined depending on their motive or depending on that situation, immediately you need to question it.
01:10:32.000And we'll have to talk more about this afterward, but I wanted to get to the establishment because John Boehner referred to Ted Cruz as Lucifer this week and wants to trot out Paul Ryan.
01:12:15.000And, you know, it may seem counterintuitive, but the hot water really helps my IBS. We'll keep you updated as the Republican Party progresses after this.
01:14:56.000And they had posted on their Facebook page that if he did end up getting into the country to speak, they were going to be throwing feces at him.
01:15:23.000Right, so a lot of the people who were going to be going to the speech, there were just a lot of libertarians in the area, including myself, and we decided to go for drinks that evening.
01:15:31.000And the anti-fascist protesters still showed up to just our drink night in the area where the speech was supposed to be, dressed fully in balclavas with cameras.
01:15:41.000They were all covering their faces in all black.
01:15:43.000If I were standing across the street, I would have thought they were supposedly the fascists.
01:17:42.000I don't understand how it's transphobic, considering I don't know if trans people want to be their own separate third gender or want to be male or female.
01:17:52.000You're the one who introduced us to Theron Meyer, who we had on the show, and you're far more progressive on that front, so the last person I'd peg as transphobic is you, simply for saying male and female.
01:18:03.000Right, well that's what I accidentally did.
01:18:05.000I was like, my trans friends wouldn't consider me transphobic.
01:18:07.000And they're like, that's like saying you have a black friend so you're not a racist.
01:18:10.000But it's a perfectly legitimate argument.
01:18:12.000If you have a bunch of black friends, if you hang out, and I wouldn't even be surprised if Theron was there that night for drinks, if you're there with one of your best friends who's a transsexual, transgender, that means you probably don't hate them.
01:18:25.000Just because they say that, it doesn't make it a less valid argument.
01:18:30.000Well, no, you're obviously hanging out with all your black and trans friends on leashes.
01:18:34.000Well, in the trans community, that's just Tuesday.
01:19:43.000I actually am talking to someone from a testing lab right now on Facebook who we've kept my cameraman's clothes in a bag.
01:19:52.000For, uh, it's been like two weeks now.
01:19:55.000I don't know if it'll still be able to be tested, but he's kept it, like, Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, and we're gonna see if we can get it tested.
01:20:01.000Until then, I have no problem with people just saying it was pop.
01:20:17.000If you ever needed any more evidence as to the unrealistic standard of burden of proof with conservatives, Lauren Southern, ladies and gentlemen, she has her urine-soaked clothing in a bag which she will take to the lab, whereas feminists just yell rape at Columbia campus, and it's written up...
01:20:42.000She needs to have Morgan Freeman from The Dark Knight in a secret underground lab to prove that someone peed on her.
01:20:48.000The best thing is that there's somebody, some woman, some hag of a feminist somewhere right now watching this going, I shouldn't have done that.
01:20:59.000You know, that is the really funny thing about this.
01:21:01.000That's probably my favorite part, is the reaction online on Twitter from left-wing media in Canada was all of them saying, well, she was probably lying, because she probably paid, Ezra LeBond probably paid someone to go and dump urine on her head.
01:21:17.000They're all saying that I've created this false playground, and it's just hilarious, because suddenly, hashtag believe women does not apply to me.
01:22:30.000I mean, when I signed, you know, at Fox, I was 21.
01:22:32.000When I did the Just for Laughs, we were just talking about that with Mike Ward, I was 18, but nobody ever found out until afterward.
01:22:37.000Remember, the little gray that I have here, I've had this since 21.
01:22:40.000So when I was 21, people assumed I was, you know, 28, and I'm 28, people assumed typically somewhere around there, so...
01:22:47.000Yeah, the one thing I don't like is when young people use it as a gimmick, and that was one thing I never wanted to do, because I had to introduce little conservatives at CPAC who are 14, and I remember talking with the organizers saying, this is only going to end badly.
01:23:24.000No, the police did contact me because the small Asian girl that was with me there, we went out for drinks earlier.
01:23:29.000She's a candidate for the Libertarian Party.
01:23:31.000She put in a police report just to make sure that it was there, and they contacted me to press charges.
01:23:37.000I told them I wasn't really interested in going forward because it would be a one- to two-year court case just because of how backed up the system is.
01:23:45.000And that system is probably backed up from feminists filing assault charges and tweets, they get.
01:23:50.000So I'm not about to slow down that system even more for something that I just had to take a shower for.
01:24:01.000I'm not about to play a professional victim, and I'm getting very tired of this culture where people run and whine to the police when they are bumped in a crowd or have a drink spilled on them.
01:25:21.000However, Lewandowski lied and said she wasn't there, he never met her, she's a drama queen, and Tettis wasn't there, and of course they were there and he was talking to them.
01:25:29.000So there are lies there, and you don't put your hands on a journalist for asking an unfavorable question.
01:25:42.000Well, the issue, I don't think it was an assault at all.
01:25:44.000I've had the exact same thing happen to me while asking questions to popular figures being pushed out of the way.
01:25:49.000I've had worse things happen to my cameramen who have gotten bumped in while they were filming things with other journalists around, and that's just the life of a journalist, right?
01:25:58.000But with this one specifically, both sides obviously bugged me.
01:26:44.000Jesse, former governor of Minnesota, Ventura here, the bod.
01:27:10.000Going back to my original thought from earlier in the program, there's also rumors that the GOP establishment hacks might try and trot out none other than Mitt Rodney.
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01:29:07.000Okay, we got some tweets during the break, Lauren.
01:29:10.000Someone said, one of the biggest fans of the show, of course, Jimmy Chewbacca, said, please tell us Lauren isn't a Trumpy, which I know we talked about last time.
01:29:18.000So I know you're libertarian, but you also enjoy the alt-right.
01:29:22.000So that's got to be conflicting for you.
01:29:47.000All I get is like, you know, the cuck thing, and we've talked about that.
01:29:51.000I mean, I understand where you're coming from, too.
01:29:54.000From the left, the rally thing makes me have to defend him.
01:29:58.000But you also have to acknowledge that if you're going to get mad at Michelle Fields, you know, Trump threatening to sue Ted Cruz unless he apologizes for using Trump's quotes, you would have to say that's also problematic, right?
01:30:46.000I think that's something that needed to happen.
01:30:48.000And if he is the nominee for the Republicans, I don't think I will pull a hashtag never Trump.
01:30:56.000I think I would probably back him if he was chosen as the nominee.
01:30:59.000Yeah, well, I think for the vitriolic hatred, I've never done the never-Trump thing.
01:31:02.000I think the vitriolic hatred that you're experiencing, you know, multiply that by ten, and that's people who don't openly support Trump who are conservatives.
01:31:08.000I mean, my issue is, you know, when I get emails from people saying that if you don't get in line for Trump, you know, people like you need to be purged from conservative media, that's where I go, now I have to.
01:31:19.000Now I have to be truthful about everything.
01:31:22.000We've insulted literally everybody on the program, including Ted Cruz for a long time.
01:31:28.000You know, I do see where a lot of the people who are—I see where you're coming from when it comes to the whole—you're getting cockservative all the time.
01:31:34.000Yesterday, I got at least 100 tweets of people calling—from people with the Trump hat profiles calling me a filthy Jew.
01:31:51.000It's the strangest thing, because it feels like I'm a white person walking down the street being called the N-word, and I'm kind of like, should I be offended?
01:31:57.000Should I? No, no, the general rule is never be offended.
01:32:23.000But the idea that George Soros gave him half a million dollars is not true.
01:32:26.000Someone who worked for George Soros' financial fund, who's a long-time Republican donor, gave $200,000 to John Kasich's PAC. I don't like John Kasich.
01:32:35.000I don't want to defend him, but that's truth.
01:32:39.000Michelle Fields said she felt the need to file a criminal complaint because she was thrown under the bus by her employers and they ran the lie that she was never even at the event or misidentified him.
01:32:57.000No, but she said she had to do it because if her employers are going to run something that was verifiably false, she felt the need to go on record saying, this is what happened, and I can prove it.
01:33:26.000I don't think if he could go back and not even go near her, I think he would have done that.
01:33:32.000I also understand why the Trump campaign didn't apologize.
01:33:37.000Because if they apologized, they would have been admitting to nearly pulling her to the ground, which from the video, the only video we have that really shows what happened, that was not the case.
01:33:48.000She was not nearly pulled to the ground, which has been repeated on Fox News by Shapiro, which has been stated by Michelle herself in her Breitbart article.
01:33:59.000And like I said, as someone who has been punched in the face repeatedly on camera, that always bothers me.
01:34:06.000I mean, if people want to get mad at Barack Obama for not allowing Fox News, Donald Trump is absolutely the single most authoritarian candidate in modern history when it comes to journalism.
01:34:15.000He just bans them, doesn't give you the right to be there, and they retracted it, but I tend to believe the initial story when they said, you know, if we'd have known it was a Breitbart reporter, we wouldn't have done that.
01:34:26.000What is wrong is to, in any instance, you see everyone was asking the presidential candidate questions to grab her and single her out because it was an uncomfortable question.
01:34:37.000That is something that, in the United States, in the same reason we have the First Amendment on free speech, freedom of the press is just as important.
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01:39:23.000I mean, if people go back before the Trump surge, we got so much crap for being critical of Ted Cruz, where we were saying, because at that point, we didn't think he was the best guy to win a general, right?
01:39:32.000Even at this point, he's not the best guy to win a general.
01:39:36.000The numbers we have say he would probably be better than Trump, but I fully acknowledge he's not the best guy out there to win a general election.
01:39:43.000I think we had some other choices who could have done better.
01:39:46.000And people got so mad at us for saying that.
01:39:48.000People get so mad when it's finally their candidate.
01:39:52.000Who would you say had the best sense of...
01:39:54.000Probably Ted Cruz people have a better sense of humor.
01:41:53.000You need to define the term establishment because when you have the establishment saying Ted Cruz is Lucifer and saying they think they might be able to cut deals with Donald Trump, the term has lost all meaning.
01:42:53.000He probably won't go back, because unlike Ted Cruz, that's actually a big study in the difference of winning and losing your home state.
01:43:00.000People who voted for Ted Cruz in Texas, and I know that necessarily wouldn't play well in general, people who voted for him got what they wanted, and so Ted Cruz won by a significant margin in his home state.
01:43:09.000People who voted for Rubio in Florida felt a little bit betrayed.
01:43:12.000Now, do I think Marco Rubio is not conservative?
01:43:45.000Proactively plotted against Republicans and conservatives.
01:43:49.000But, man, if you want to talk about destroying the establishment...
01:43:52.000So, let's talk about the establishment.
01:43:53.000People who are career politicians, people who want to be moderate, people who want to make deals, people who tell you that you need to be reasonable in government, who don't really believe that you can repeal, who don't really believe that you can defund, those are establishment people.
01:44:07.000Those people have always hated Ted Cruz.
01:44:09.000If you want to talk about burning down the establishment, I don't think there could be any more, talk about rubbing salt in a wound, would be a brokered convention, or putting it into a head-to-head, and the delegates re-pledged to Ted Cruz, and they have to back Ted Cruz, who stood up on stage and called them liars.
01:44:25.000Now remember, he called Mitch McConnell a liar, and John Boehner called him Lucifer.
01:44:29.000Donald Trump said, I had a very good call with Mitch McConnell.
01:44:32.000Can you believe how rude Ted Cruz is to Mitch McConnell?
01:44:34.000Remember, Donald Trump sided with Mitch McConnell.
01:44:38.000The reason John Boehner thinks Ted Cruz is Lucifer is because of his staunch opposition trying to repeal Obamacare and the government shutdown.
01:44:46.000So the reason John Boehner, you know, for example, if someone calls Ted Cruz Lucifer a liberal because Ted Cruz is remarkably pro-life, well, okay, you expect that.
01:44:55.000But John Boehner is mad at Ted Cruz for doing the things that everyone, whether you're voting Trump or Cruz, you hope they do, right?
01:45:02.000I think most people voting Trump I would like to think you still probably aren't a huge fan of Obamacare.
01:45:10.000You still probably aren't upset with the government shutdown.
01:45:14.000You probably want to decrease spending.
01:45:15.000I think most Trump voters want that, right?
01:45:17.000I don't think Trump voters are necessarily liberal.
01:45:20.000I think they believe some things in Trump that I don't.
01:45:22.000But I think people voting for Trump or Ted Cruz want those things.
01:45:27.000They just happen to believe one person over the other.
01:45:29.000John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan hate Ted Cruz because he has stood for those things that you want in a candidate.
01:45:39.000So when defining establishment, you have to know who they are, why they hate the people that they hate, and then say, okay, if that's my problem within the party right now, who do I believe will stick it to them or deconstruct the establishment the most?
01:45:55.000If your goal is to upset and you hate the establishment.
01:45:58.000I think it's silly, too, when people just act like the establishment must all be in one mindset about what they want, either.
01:46:04.000I mean, these are a lot of different people.
01:46:06.000What Gingrich wants could be completely different than what Bob Dole thinks, you know, any agenda he might have up his sleeve.
01:46:13.000So it's kind of like you talk about it like this big boogie monster that's out to get.
01:46:17.000It's this one, you know, it's like the Nazi regime, all kind of intertwined and coordinated and, you know, posed to get something or get what they want.
01:46:26.000To act like they probably agree is probably not true.
01:46:30.000It's like the fake moon landing or Area 51.
01:46:33.000At some point, if there's a conspiracy that big, someone's going to talk.
01:46:37.000That's why the only conspiracy that I really give any credence is that Clinton's killing people, because no one can talk because they're dead.
01:47:05.000But it doesn't necessarily mean that they're meeting with globalists who are trying to put Florida in your tap as a government form of mind control.
01:47:11.000It could just be a fraternity for really rich and powerful people, you know, like Skull and Bones or like the Freemasons.
01:47:18.000I mean, that's not a conspiracy, right?
01:47:20.000You can say these things exist, but to make the leap that they're sacrificing people or they're all having secret meetings to take over the world...
01:47:28.000So that's a leap that for me requires a little bit of substantiation if we're hopping on board that crazy train.
01:47:34.000So hopefully this has helped where people throw around the term establishment.
01:47:38.000My only thing, I don't want to tell you, listen, I don't want to tell you how to vote.
01:47:40.000I don't want to tell you who to vote for.
01:48:25.000I wish he would have just talked about the protesters and how wrong they were, because that was a real opportunity.
01:48:30.000What Ted Cruz, what I would have advised him to say is, okay, listen, they're going to try and say you're anti-free speech, which he's not if you look at how he acted as a lawyer.
01:48:39.000He should have said, listen, your speech, whatever you say, regardless of how offensive, is protected under the First Amendment.
01:50:57.000Ben Carson contemplates endorsing Donald Trump.
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01:51:17.000I'm ticking off the social justice warriors.
01:51:19.000You should see the amount of hate I get on there.
01:51:22.000Far, far, far worse than any fat Sports Illustrated model or Black Lives Matter charlatan.
01:51:28.000You get to be entertained and you can chime in.
01:51:30.000Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets and maybe you'll be lucky enough.
01:51:35.000And I mean lucky enough because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine to have your tweet to me or not gay Jared included in our rockinest tweet of the week.
01:52:25.000Before I bring on our next guest, who is a regular, someone tweeted me, Stephen, watching your show on YouTube, what would be your response to people who say that Trump is Hitler?
01:53:47.000Speaking of guys, you penned a letter this week from a female perspective to Bernie Sanders.
01:53:53.000I've written about this several times from a male perspective, and then we got on the phone, and you went into a rant, and I said, this needs a female perspective.
01:54:33.000I even had some wives, like, well, my husband works, he's full-time, and he volunteers, but he's voting for Bernie Sanders, and how dare you?
01:55:06.000What was your main point here in this article that people hated you so much?
01:55:13.000Well, the idea that men have to provide for themselves and provide for their family, I can see myself on the camera and it's very distracting.
01:55:22.000Because she's so good looking, that's why.
01:55:25.000I got this tan, I got the vitamin D... Watch, this is going to become a GIF, and then everyone, the rumors of being gay.
01:55:37.000Yeah, men don't need other men to provide for them or their families.
01:55:42.000They also don't need a politician to demand that other people give, no, demand that their tax dollars be taken to give to other people who refuse to work for them.
01:57:00.000And I just don't have a lot in common with guys like that.
01:57:03.000And I think you can have it with wealthy people, too.
01:57:06.000I mean, I think you see that with rich guys who really have to prove because some things have been handed to them as opposed to people who are self-built.
01:57:11.000But particularly, it is the ideology of a Bernie voter.
01:57:14.000To subscribe to it, you have to believe that someone else is pulling the strings and it's not in your control.
01:57:20.000And I just see that as anti-rugged individualist.
01:57:24.000But as a woman, does it actually, like, could you ever date a leftist?
01:57:55.000If you're a people pleaser and you want people to like you and you want everybody to know how much you care for the poor or whatever, I can't.
01:58:57.000You can be a male adult, but I don't think of you as being masculine if...
01:59:02.000If you espouse liberal ideas, and if you live by the liberal ideas, there are a lot of successful men, successful people who say liberal things, but they don't.
01:59:12.000They aren't liberal in their own lives.
01:59:14.000They're conservative in their own lives.
01:59:25.000Greg Gutfeld made that point, that anyone who's successful had to do so through the pillars of conservatism, of taking it upon themselves and personal responsibility.
01:59:33.000I wish I could find that, but Greg Gutfeld, Google it.
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02:01:50.000Now, do you have your GED equivalency, Jared?
02:03:06.000Because they're like, you know, he's conservative, these women are conservative, and it's just they're always, every time, I got, like, three comments, same thing with you.
02:03:13.000I think you and Gerald will hit it off, but, you know, you're a Catholic and he's not.
02:04:04.000Seth Meyers had a segment called Really.
02:04:05.000But I think ours would be better, because I mean, it's Courtney Scoffs.
02:04:09.000Well, it's like Seth Meyers, and you add breasts, and you add a woman, and you add intelligence, and you add breasts.
02:04:18.000I like that in this day and age you have to include adding a woman after adding breasts because breasts anymore don't mean that you're a woman.
02:04:26.000Well, that was going to be my question because you said, you know, it's anti-rugged individualist New Bernie voters.
02:06:47.000I think it's one of those things, like you said, even if there are some successful people who try and espouse leftism, they don't live that way.
02:06:54.000I think it's probably the same with a lot of women.
02:06:56.000Even though they claim they like a progressive guy and they like the guy with the handlebar mustache and the Bernie sticker, they don't really want a guy who when something goes bump in the night, he's hiding in the closet and shoving her down the stairs like it's a Lifetime movie and she's pregnant.
02:07:10.000Well, here's one of the reasons I don't like feminism.
02:07:12.000I think it's unfair to men because feminists have said, well, they want this certain type of guy.
02:07:17.000They've said that they want, as women, to take the lead.
02:07:21.000That's unfortunate because that's not what they actually want.
02:07:25.000Bro tip to the guys out there, a lot of times women don't actually know what they want until they see it.
02:07:29.000And I know, I'm sorry, I apologize for my gender, we don't always know.
02:07:33.000So women like men who are strong, they like men who take direction, they like men who make decisions, they like men who are decisive.
02:07:41.000That doesn't mean that they're going to beat you over the head and drag them into the cave.
02:07:45.000That just means that they're good hunter-gatherers.
02:09:20.000That's a guy who has some issues and a guy who's probably never been in a real conflict.
02:09:26.000And I think it's important to note that because you have a lot of people who will go too far the other way and thinking you treat women like crap or think this false sense of machismo.
02:09:40.000I mean, there are men who can just chug beer and burp and swear and hunt, and their families are falling apart, and their kids are losers, and their wives hate them.
02:10:30.000And to deny that, again, is just like to deny the evolutionary, the biological evolutionary mechanism of...
02:10:37.000Generalizations that people make, and people try and make you feel guilty for making generalizations.
02:10:41.000I mean, it's a generalization for a man to open a door for a woman, because, hey, I'm stronger, I'm a man, it's easier for me, and it's respectful to a woman.
02:10:48.000Those same people deny the hard wiring that men and women are different, and we should use that synergy to complement each other.
02:10:56.000And that's, I think, why feminism is so corrosive to society for women in particular.
02:11:02.000Well, and feminists aren't happy either.
02:12:01.000I mean, she wouldn't have to work as much, but she's worked for this, you know, basically she's in a top position at a company where It would take a long time to fill this role, and she has equity in a company.
02:12:11.000She's very successful, and she can't stand feminists.
02:12:16.000And you're a working woman, too, which is why it's so interesting coming from you, because people can't say that you're barefoot in the kitchen pregnant.
02:12:24.000Yeah, but I'm working because I have to.
02:13:09.000Which is funny, he's not a Bernie voter.
02:13:11.000No, it's one of those things where I think if people really read the article and they understand where you're coming from, there is a lot of insight to take from it.
02:13:20.000And I think a lot of women are coming to the realization, we just talked with Lauren Southern, I think a lot of women unfortunately come to it a little bit late.
02:13:26.000They come to it in their mid-30s and their window has passed, and all of a sudden they realize that the guys who were white knighting and supporting their blue hair, wild boar-like features at the Feminist Film Festival, all of a sudden they're not around anymore because they found wives.
02:15:19.000That's trying to better someone, which you should be doing for yourself.
02:15:22.000Alright, so, Courtney, at Courtney Scoffs, you're going to have some tweets here.
02:15:28.000No, some people are probably going to want to date you, so let's follow up on that.
02:15:31.000Well, I've actually had a lot of guys say, hey, it was funny, I need to take a screen capture, because I'll have one tweet that says, how dare you, or they call me a secret.
02:20:13.000Outside of that exception, most people don't pay that much attention.
02:20:18.000And I think a lot of conservatives out there and a lot of leftists, a lot of people who are canvassing for Bernie, activists, they develop an out-of-touchedness by not being aware as to the level of engagement for the average American.
02:20:42.000I mean, we did this rebuttal for Vox.com with over 30 sources, I think, that have been used.
02:20:47.000But it is important, I think, to realize that some people aren't engaged.
02:20:50.000There need to be several steps to that ladder, and you need to provide the first one as well.
02:20:57.000So that's what we try and do, and hopefully, maybe this election, I think Donald Trump could provide some value there, where some people who maybe haven't been engaged at least have perked up.
02:21:05.000And said, oh, I want to pay attention to this.
02:21:07.000And maybe it's through being offended and they listen to what he has to say and they're not all that offended.
02:21:12.000I think Bernie Sanders has done that a lot, too.
02:21:26.000Listen, if you also want to talk about how to get young people on board, a lot of conservatives go, oh, we got the young vote, you know, because their median demo in a lot of conservative media is 72.
02:21:37.000You appeal to their selfish motives, their libertarian motives.
02:21:39.000A lot of people my age, a lot of people not Kay Jared's age, they love the free stuff until they realize that at some point they're going to be hit with a tab.
02:21:46.000And when they realize that that's passed down to them, Social Security is a good example, if you can educate them on that, they can change their tune.
02:21:53.000But if you don't, if you just tell them they're stupid, if you just tell Millennials that they're lazy and they're greedy and they suck, all of which are true, mind you, but that's the only thing you say, you don't really win the argument.
02:22:03.000Just like if you call everybody a liar, In the primary, if every single person, if you're a Ted Cruz supporter and you call Trump, Rubio, Kasich, Christie, you called every single person a liar and Ted Cruz is the candidate, well, guess what?
02:22:15.000When you call Hillary Clinton a liar, they're just going to say, yeah, but you called everybody else a liar.
02:22:19.000If you call everyone else a liar and you get to that general and he goes, Hillary Clinton's a liar, well, yeah, but you say everyone's a liar.
02:23:02.000You don't want to beat him with a lie, saying that Soros is his pal.
02:23:06.000Maybe I've missed something, but I have the article up from Daily Caller, and it was a certain amount from an associate who's been a longtime Republican donor.
02:23:13.000I probably don't like this guy who's a longtime Republican donor.
02:23:15.000My guess is he probably gave to people like McCain and people like McConnell, and he would probably be more establishment.
02:23:20.000But listen, if you want to beat someone, don't just beat them on a lie, okay?
02:23:24.000Leftists do that, and I know some conservatives say it's time to just do that.
02:23:38.000You know, if someone throws out an umbrella term right away, if someone says something and you go, what does that mean?
02:23:43.000If someone says establishment, or if someone says mass shooting and that doesn't define it, if someone just says, oh, patriarchy, if ever in your head you're thinking, what does that mean?
02:23:52.000A lot of the time we're shy, we're quiet because we're afraid of sounding stupid.
02:23:57.000It's actually less stupid to just say, what do you mean by that?
02:24:01.000Can you define what you mean by patriarchy?