Louder with Crowder - #662 W.H.O. LIES EXPOSED! | Anthony Cumia Guests | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 Why should I?

00:00:25.000 In a beautiful world.

00:00:41.000 I am a powerful illusion.

00:00:47.000 Bye.

00:00:52.000 I have plain, simple feelings.

00:00:54.000 And I use plain, simple words.

00:00:56.000 And I simply have to let you know.

00:00:58.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:02.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:04.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:08.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:10.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:14.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:16.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:20.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:22.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:26.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:28.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:32.000 I'm a fool. 0.98

00:01:34.000 I slain thee, then I, I slain thee, and complete what? 1.00

00:01:38.000 I'm a fool. 0.97

00:01:40.000 I think he's rather nice, then you have him. 0.99

00:01:51.000 Oh, no, really.

00:01:52.000 I think you ought to give him a chance.

00:01:54.000 He seems kind of helpless.

00:01:56.000 Helplessness is the last thing I am looking for.

00:01:59.000 Does it like?

00:02:00.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:01.000 Does it like?

00:02:02.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:03.000 Does it like?

00:02:04.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:05.000 Does it like?

00:02:06.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:07.000 Does it like?

00:02:08.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:09.000 Does it like?

00:02:10.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:11.000 Does it like?

00:02:12.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:13.000 Does it like?

00:02:14.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:15.000 Does it like?

00:02:16.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:17.000 Does it like?

00:02:18.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:19.000 Does it like?

00:02:20.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:21.000 Does it like?

00:02:22.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:23.000 Does it like?

00:02:24.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:25.000 Does it like?

00:02:26.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:27.000 Does it like?

00:02:28.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:29.000 Does it like?

00:02:30.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:31.000 Does it like?

00:02:32.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:33.000 Does it like?

00:02:34.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:35.000 Does it like?

00:02:36.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:37.000 Does it like?

00:02:38.000 Even Sammy.

00:02:39.000 You must learn not to interrupt.

00:02:41.000 The rest of our lives?

00:02:43.000 Yes.

00:02:44.000 You mean marriage?

00:02:45.000 Of course.

00:02:46.000 You've got a nerve.

00:02:47.000 I've got several of them.

00:02:50.000 They'll all function normally.

00:02:52.000 Do you realize what you've said?

00:02:55.000 I should do.

00:02:56.000 It's pounded in my brain often enough.

00:02:57.000 Asleep and awake.

00:02:59.000 In the drowsy fantasy moment of every lonely dawn.

00:03:01.000 Well, come on.

00:03:04.000 What's your answer?

00:03:05.000 You've taken my breath away.

00:03:06.000 It's just the sudden realization of the fact that I love you.

00:03:12.000 I love you.

00:03:31.000 Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

00:03:38.000 One reading I'm going to

00:03:44.000 Push you One reading

00:03:49.000 I'm going to Push you

00:03:54.000 One reading I'm going to

00:03:59.000 One reading One

00:04:05.000 One Kiss

00:04:10.000 Kiss Push you 1.00

00:04:14.000 One reading I'm going to

00:04:20.000 Push you One reading

00:04:25.000 I'm going to One

00:04:30.000 Kiss Push you 1.00

00:04:34.000 One One

00:04:38.000 Kiss Push you 1.00

00:04:42.000 One One

00:04:54.000 Kiss Kiss

00:04:58.000 Push you One

00:05:02.000 One Kiss

00:05:06.000 Push you One

00:05:10.000 One Kiss

00:05:14.000 Push you One

00:05:18.000 One One

00:05:22.000 One One

00:05:26.000 Kiss Kiss

00:05:30.000 Push you One

00:05:34.000 One Bang bang, oracle

00:05:39.000 Bang bang, oracle Bang bang, oracle

00:05:45.000 Heaven Bang bang, oracle

00:05:48.000 Bang bang, oracle Bang bang, oracle

00:05:53.000 Heaven Bang bang, oracle

00:05:56.000 Bang bang, oracle Bang bang, oracle

00:06:01.000 Heaven Bang bang, oracle

00:06:04.000 Bang bang, oracle Bang bang, oracle

00:06:09.000 Thanks for watching!

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00:06:34.000 I woke up cold today. I woke up... night-owl.

00:07:01.000 There is a... Why are you... I woke up cool today.

00:07:06.000 I woke up, night out I woke up, all today

00:07:14.000 I woke up, night out Day is set, I leave

00:07:19.000 Do you copy?

00:07:20.000 I woke up, all today I woke up, night out

00:07:25.000 Day is set, day is set I woke up, all today

00:07:29.000 I woke up, night out Day is set, I leave

00:07:35.000 I woke up, all today I woke up, night out

00:07:40.000 I got somewhere I got somewhere to nap

00:07:47.000 Ba da.

00:07:50.000 Onward, here I hide.

00:07:51.000 Stayin', here I hide.

00:07:54.000 Onward, ba da.

00:07:57.000 Ba da, ba da.

00:07:59.000 Somewhere, ba da.

00:08:01.000 Somewhere, turn left.

00:08:03.000 I woke up, pretty, night out, day set I woke up, night out, day set, day set

00:08:29.000 I woke up all today I woke up early, night all Day is at play, I woke up all today I woke up night all

00:08:44.000 I'm up somewhere, I'm up somewhere Turnin' up, I'm up I'm up here high, sleepin' here high I'm up, I'm up I'm up

00:09:00.000 somewhere, I'm up somewhere Turnin' up, I'm up I'm up here high, sleepin' here high I'm up

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00:15:36.000 Okay.

00:15:41.000 Here we go.

00:15:41.000 I'm having a good time.

00:15:43.000 I'm having a good time.

00:16:11.000 Good man.

00:16:35.000 I'm having a good time.

00:17:03.000 Good man.

00:17:21.000 I'm having a good time.

00:17:48.000 Good man.

00:17:58.000 I'm having a good time.

00:18:18.000 Good man.

00:18:25.000 I'm having a good time.

00:18:46.000 Good man.

00:18:53.000 I'm having a good time. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:19:16.000 You're a jerk. 1.00

00:19:16.000 I'm going to be a little more... 1.00

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00:24:08.000 I'm beautiful song.

00:24:10.000 I'm beautiful song.

00:24:17.000 Beautiful song.

00:24:25.000 Song.

00:24:32.000 Beautiful song.

00:24:34.000 Song.

00:24:36.000 Beautiful song.

00:24:38.000 If you hae some control over yourself, it's not cool JFCrush shito.. 0.66

00:24:40.000 Firefox Firefox

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00:24:50.000 I don't understand

00:24:52.000 !!

00:24:53.000 Why woo

00:24:55.000 yea boi shia lahba

00:24:56.000 avec I

00:24:58.000 don't understand

00:24:59.000 Why you

00:25:01.000 I won't

00:25:01.000 hate them

00:25:02.000 believe Ye boa

00:25:04.000 That You

00:25:05.000 Hate Them

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00:25:07.000 I don't

00:25:11.000 understand Why

00:25:15.000 you hate

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00:25:23.000 don't understand

00:25:27.000 Why you

00:25:31.000 hate them

00:25:35.000 I don't

00:25:39.000 understand Why

00:25:43.000 you hate

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00:25:51.000 don't understand

00:25:55.000 Why you

00:25:59.000 hate them

00:26:03.000 I don't

00:26:07.000 understand Why

00:26:11.000 you hate

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00:26:19.000 don't understand

00:26:23.000 Why you

00:26:27.000 hate them

00:26:31.000 I don't

00:26:35.000 understand Why

00:26:39.000 you hate

00:26:43.000 them I

00:26:47.000 don't understand

00:26:51.000 Why you

00:26:55.000 hate them

00:26:59.000 I don't

00:27:03.000 understand Why

00:27:07.000 you hate

00:27:11.000 them I

00:27:15.000 don't Ducks and horses and bears and horses and ducks and horses and bears.

00:27:22.000 Ducks and horses and bears and horses and ducks and horses and ducks.

00:27:27.000 There's a horse and some dogs and dogs and... x8 And, and all of a sudden, all of a sudden

00:27:54.000 Door and door and all of a sudden Dear me

00:27:58.000 All of a sudden, door and door and all of a sudden All of a sudden, all of a sudden

00:28:05.000 Door and door and all of a sudden What a noise

00:28:09.000 Rain rain, who will carry me up in the thick?

00:28:15.000 Rain rain, who will carry me up in the thick?

00:28:31.000 Someone passing through We are not all toxic

00:28:37.000 Some more toxic We are not all toxic

00:28:42.000 Some more toxic We are not all toxic

00:28:47.000 Some more toxic All

00:28:53.000 There's a toxic, toxic, toxic Ah, that was a nice thing to hear

00:29:16.000 Yeah.

00:29:18.000 Yeah.

00:29:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm fine

00:29:20.000 Two, three.

00:29:22.000 Two, three.

00:29:24.000 That's Expecto

00:29:28.000 You ready?

00:29:28.000 Mas Freaks

00:29:32.000 That's Expecto

00:29:32.000 Two, three X, Cali on us

00:29:36.000 Mas Around us 0.88

00:29:36.000 X, X on X 0.88

00:29:38.000 Tracks X, Cali on us

00:29:40.000 That's Expecto

00:29:42.000 Mm-hmm Around us

00:29:44.000 Mas Freaks 1.00

00:29:48.000 Around us That's

00:29:52.000 Expecto Mas

00:29:56.000 One, two, three.

00:29:58.000 Click, click, click...

00:30:25.000 My eye pockiness, made bug cravings to a boulder.

00:30:29.000 Pockiness, where?

00:30:30.000 Harry, I was like, pockiness, punched in the bug cravings to a boulder.

00:30:35.000 One pockiness, where?

00:30:37.000 Blood.

00:30:37.000 My eye pockiness, made bug cravings to a boulder.

00:30:41.000 Pockiness, where?

00:30:42.000 Oh, marrows.

00:30:43.000 I was like, pockiness, punched in the bug cravings to a boulder.

00:30:47.000 One cockiness where blood slides within the chamber. I wonder...

00:30:53.000 Scrooge.

00:30:57.000 I strongly recommend potions.

00:31:01.000 No such demons.

00:31:03.000 Why is it always me?

00:31:04.000 Buttermilk, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Sunshine daisies, buttermilk

00:31:12.000 I strongly recommend potions Or Mantabora, nor sunscreen

00:31:18.000 Anyone who hears this, why is it always me?

00:31:22.000 Or Mantabora, nor sunscreen One, two, three

00:31:28.000 For a day, only potions are Clever based when standing still

00:31:32.000 Bold and caring, and it's like, where?

00:31:34.000 For a day, only potions are Clever based when standing still

00:31:38.000 Bold and caring, and it's like, where?

00:31:41.000 For a day, only potions are Clever based when standing still

00:31:44.000 Bold and caring, and it's like, where?

00:31:47.000 For a day, only potions are Clever based when standing still

00:31:51.000 Bold and caring, and it's like, where?

00:31:53.000 I'm eye-focu-less, I'm a big bug-brain I'm still bold and cocky-less, where?

00:31:58.000 Carry, I'm eye-focu-less Potions bug-brain, I'm still bold and one-cocky-less, where? 0.88

00:32:05.000 Blood, I'm eye-focu-less Big bug-brain, I'm still bold and cocky-less, where?

00:32:10.000 Coculus? Where?

00:32:11.000 Unraveled, I'm eye-focu-less Potions bug-brain, I'm still bold and one-cocky-less, where?

00:32:11.000 A ramble?

00:32:12.000 Outside?

00:32:13.000 Coculus?

00:32:14.000 Bug spray?

00:32:14.000 Potions?

00:32:15.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:16.000 Coculus?

00:32:16.000 One?

00:32:17.000 Where?

00:32:18.000 Blood.

00:32:18.000 Blood Potions bug-brain, I'm still bold and one-cocky-less, where?

00:32:19.000 Coculus?

00:32:20.000 Where?

00:32:21.000 A ramble?

00:32:22.000 Potions bug-brain, I'm still bold and cocky-less, where?

00:32:22.000 Outside?

00:32:23.000 A bug spray?

00:32:24.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:25.000 One?

00:32:25.000 Potions bug-brain, I'm still bold and cocky-less, where?

00:32:26.000 Coculus?

00:32:27.000 Where?

00:32:28.000 Thanks for watching!

00:32:28.000 A ramble?

00:32:29.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:30.000 One?

00:32:31.000 Thanks for watching!

00:32:31.000 Coculus?

00:32:32.000 Where?

00:32:33.000 A ramble?

00:32:34.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:35.000 One?

00:32:36.000 Coculus?

00:32:37.000 Where?

00:32:38.000 A ramble?

00:32:39.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:40.000 One?

00:32:41.000 Coculus?

00:32:42.000 Where?

00:32:43.000 A ramble?

00:32:44.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:45.000 One?

00:32:46.000 Coculus?

00:32:47.000 Where?

00:32:48.000 A ramble?

00:32:49.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:50.000 One?

00:32:51.000 Coculus?

00:32:52.000 Where?

00:32:53.000 A ramble?

00:32:54.000 No, still a boulder.

00:32:55.000 One?

00:32:56.000 Coculus?

00:32:57.000 Where?

00:32:58.000 A ramble?

00:32:59.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:00.000 One?

00:33:01.000 Coculus?

00:33:02.000 Where?

00:33:03.000 A ramble?

00:33:04.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:05.000 One?

00:33:06.000 Coculus?

00:33:07.000 Where?

00:33:08.000 A ramble?

00:33:09.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:10.000 One?

00:33:11.000 Coculus?

00:33:12.000 Where?

00:33:13.000 A ramble?

00:33:14.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:15.000 One?

00:33:16.000 Coculus?

00:33:17.000 Where?

00:33:18.000 A ramble?

00:33:19.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:20.000 One?

00:33:21.000 Coculus?

00:33:22.000 Where?

00:33:23.000 A ramble?

00:33:24.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:25.000 One?

00:33:26.000 Coculus?

00:33:27.000 Where?

00:33:28.000 A ramble?

00:33:29.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:30.000 One?

00:33:31.000 Coculus?

00:33:32.000 Where?

00:33:33.000 A ramble?

00:33:34.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:35.000 One?

00:33:36.000 Coculus?

00:33:37.000 Where?

00:33:38.000 A ramble?

00:33:39.000 No, still a boulder.

00:33:40.000 One?

00:33:41.000 Coculus?

00:33:43.000 And Betty! 1.00

00:33:45.000 Amid the coronavirus chaos, Chinatown has been seeing fewer visitors.

00:33:50.000 But city officials say there is no reason to be concerned.

00:33:52.000 It is absolutely safe to enjoy all that Chinatown has to offer.

00:33:59.000 It is absolutely safe to enjoy all that Chinatown has to offer.

00:34:06.000 9-11 was nothing compared to this.

00:34:33.000 They say xenophobia is at a high.

00:34:57.000 Stay home.

00:35:07.000 Oh We celebrate this New Year together!

00:35:12.000 The curve continues to go up.

00:35:15.000 The curve continues to go up.

00:35:31.000 Politicians are now working to combat racism.

00:35:38.000 Chinese started the coronavirus. 1.00

00:35:41.000 So yes, that's because you live in New York City It's the COVID flu, it's the COVID flu, it's the COVID flu

00:35:54.000 Just stay at home Stay at home

00:35:58.000 You can't go to the movies without a mask You can't go to the movies without a mask

00:36:30.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know I know, I know

00:36:37.000 You're a strange animal, I come to follow I'm on your sweet list

00:36:46.000 That's called the Backstreet Boys They did this in Backstreet's Back

00:36:51.000 And I'm just doing it because I don't know if you can see, my foot is in an ice bath

00:36:54.000 right now Because I cause great bodily harm

00:36:58.000 We have Anthony Cumia on the show.

00:37:02.000 Stu is here, of course, from The Blaze.

00:37:03.000 You can go to youtube.com slash StuDoesAmericaShow.

00:37:07.000 We're going to have to change that URL. 0.84

00:37:10.000 Make it something searchable, but let's be honest, no one will find you quarter black. 1.00

00:37:13.000 How are you doing? 0.93

00:37:13.000 What's up, dawgs? 0.93

00:37:14.000 I don't like it.

00:37:15.000 Audio way too cute, Matty.

00:37:16.000 Gerald A., what's the wine of the day?

00:37:18.000 Wine of the day is Summit Vine Diamant.

00:37:20.000 Summit Vine Diamant.

00:37:21.000 What is Diamant?

00:37:22.000 How is it spelled?

00:37:23.000 D-I-A-M-A-N-T. 1.00

00:37:24.000 What kind of show is it that you do?

00:37:25.000 73% Merlot.

00:37:27.000 It's just a show.

00:37:28.000 It's about the news.

00:37:29.000 Okay.

00:37:30.000 We screw around a lot and make fun of, you know, China causing global pandemics. 0.99

00:37:35.000 Nice, nice.

00:37:36.000 A little racism.

00:37:37.000 There's a compression.

00:37:39.000 There's a racist compression in this room.

00:37:41.000 It's just, it's just warming.

00:37:46.000 We have Anthony Cumia on the show.

00:37:48.000 And of course, for people who don't know, it's Mug Club Quarantine Month. 0.84

00:37:51.000 That's the hashtag.

00:37:52.000 Enter in the promo code QUARANTINE.

00:37:54.000 You get $30 off at loudwithcreditor.com slash Mug Club.

00:37:57.000 And we are doubling content.

00:37:58.000 We're doing more content than ever before, and we're putting it all in front of the paywall this month.

00:38:03.000 And if you're a member, please do consider renewing.

00:38:05.000 Also, announcement!

00:38:06.000 Starting next Monday, everything is going to be... Brie.

00:38:09.000 Brie.

00:38:10.000 Although I do like... I prefer a sharp cheddar.

00:38:12.000 Everything is going to be released.

00:38:14.000 At 8 p.m.

00:38:14.000 Eastern.

00:38:15.000 So right now the stream is at 8 p.m.

00:38:16.000 Eastern, and then the uploads are at 9 p.m.

00:38:18.000 And I don't know why that happened.

00:38:20.000 Gross oversight!

00:38:22.000 Negligence on my part, and people in lots of different days!

00:38:25.000 I didn't have an answer for you, and so I was upset with myself.

00:38:29.000 As well you should be, sir.

00:38:30.000 And now we have it going.

00:38:32.000 So tomorrow, also, Good Morning Monk Club, that's every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, right?

00:38:35.000 Okay, we're done with the announcements.

00:38:37.000 Question of the day, before we move on, is where do you think the balance is between worrying about health with the country, with the globe, as well as taking into account economic viability, particularly as it relates to the working class?

00:38:49.000 And when do you think it's time to start turning the economy back on?

00:38:53.000 Who thought that the greatest act of rebellion one could undertake is wanting to work?

00:38:58.000 Yeah, it's punk rock.

00:39:00.000 We should be in Rancid.

00:39:07.000 Are you drunk?

00:39:07.000 No.

00:39:09.000 I'm not a singer, I'm a stylist.

00:39:11.000 Well, let's just chalk it up to.

00:39:13.000 Let's not do that.

00:39:13.000 That's fine then.

00:39:15.000 First, I know a lot of people are bored.

00:39:16.000 I know a lot of people are bored, many of you, but not as much as this guy.

00:39:23.000 Interesting.

00:39:23.000 That's a nice trick.

00:39:27.000 It means punch me in the dick. 1.00

00:39:30.000 For anybody. 1.00

00:39:33.000 Oh Oh 0.99

00:39:37.000 I Means punch me in the 0.99

00:39:49.000 Because it's so perfectly So violent!

00:40:00.000 And then it switches to the shadow, like a film production house trying to keep a PG-13 rating.

00:40:07.000 It looks actually like it's in because it looks like the ghost of the darkness if you don't remember this

00:40:11.000 He's putting it out by hitting him in in the sack Yeah, he has a stick. Yeah. That's what he's doing, you

00:40:26.000 suck. Does it stoop? 1.00

00:40:27.000 And I don't think, here's why I don't think it's fake.

00:40:29.000 It's fake.

00:40:29.000 Let me list my justification for it.

00:40:31.000 Some people have gone back and forth.

00:40:32.000 First off, he's put on the makeup, he's looking really hip, and Chinese people can't act. 1.00

00:40:38.000 So, to add all of that up, like, I don't think they have, like, they don't, they don't like the comedy of something played so straight-laced that it's embarrassing.

00:40:46.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:48.000 I don't know.

00:40:48.000 I feel like, you know, for them it'd be like a papier-mâché hat and like, like, they wouldn't do this and play it dry.

00:40:55.000 The guy that burned his balls off on tape. 0.98

00:40:57.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:40:58.000 That's how you feel after a night with Kesha.

00:41:00.000 You wake up the next morning.

00:41:01.000 Effectively.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:03.000 Unlike Pete Dini.

00:41:03.000 She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

00:41:05.000 I don't know who does that.

00:41:06.000 Nobody. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Whores. 1.00

00:41:07.000 Leading the news, Bernie Sanders, of course, has suspended his campaign. 0.98

00:41:13.000 By the way, I should say we'll be talking about the World Health Organization in a little bit because everyone else has been sort of tearing a page from our book.

00:41:18.000 But Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign.

00:41:19.000 Here's the thing.

00:41:20.000 He held in for as long as he could.

00:41:22.000 I know we've given him a hard time.

00:41:24.000 We don't hate any of these people.

00:41:25.000 He's a fighter.

00:41:25.000 He's a worthy adversary, or he was, but as for Bernie right now, it's copyright free.

00:41:31.000 Time to close.

00:41:32.000 He did not work until he was like 41 and then he got elected to something.

00:41:36.000 It was all just baloney and I feel so bad that, you know, people got sucked into it.

00:41:42.000 Wow, that's strong stuff.

00:41:43.000 What's your reaction?

00:41:45.000 Time to close.

00:41:48.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:41:57.000 Time to close.

00:42:00.000 It's time to go to places where you go to place yourself.

00:42:08.000 I am not a billionaire.

00:42:09.000 Millionaires.

00:42:09.000 Billionaires.

00:42:10.000 Millionaires.

00:42:11.000 Millionaires.

00:42:11.000 Billionaires.

00:42:12.000 Millionaires and billionaires.

00:42:14.000 Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders confirming he is a millionaire and offering no apologies.

00:42:19.000 Billionaires.

00:42:20.000 Just the billionaire class.

00:42:22.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:42:28.000 Things to call People are lining up for food

00:42:39.000 That's a good thing.

00:42:40.000 To be clear, he's not actually dead.

00:42:49.000 Just his campaign.

00:42:51.000 I want to make sure that doesn't go out.

00:42:52.000 I don't want to get snoped.

00:42:55.000 Just his campaign.

00:42:57.000 Just his hopes and dreams.

00:42:59.000 And you know, it's kind of endearing that he was struck out by a seven-year-old, because Joe Biden's still trying.

00:43:04.000 No, I mean it!

00:43:06.000 There's no semblance of even trying to be cool.

00:43:08.000 Joe Biden's still trying.

00:43:09.000 Or, I just forgot her name.

00:43:10.000 Elizabeth Warren.

00:43:12.000 It's easy to forget.

00:43:13.000 When you're kind of one foot in, one foot out, you're showing up at the Apollo Theater trying to get votes.

00:43:20.000 Bernie, when you look like Igor from Young Frankenstein, You gotta roll into it.

00:43:24.000 There's a soft expectation.

00:43:25.000 It's just like, you know what?

00:43:27.000 He limped up and he tried to lay up and it's about how we expected.

00:43:30.000 Yeah.

00:43:31.000 Anybody expects him to be able to be good at basketball.

00:43:33.000 I don't think people expect him to be good at things.

00:43:36.000 Also on Wednesday, by the way, President Trump was asked about, hey, let me ask you this.

00:43:42.000 How long can I leave my foot in an ice bath?

00:43:44.000 For a long time.

00:43:45.000 Okay, because it's been in for like an hour.

00:43:46.000 Yeah, it's not a problem.

00:43:47.000 I don't think you're supposed to do that.

00:43:48.000 Nope, it's okay.

00:43:49.000 Are you sure?

00:43:50.000 Fine, let it go.

00:43:51.000 Look at that.

00:43:52.000 Oh, no, seriously, I didn't know.

00:43:55.000 That shouldn't stay in there.

00:43:56.000 That should not stay in there.

00:43:57.000 It's okay. 1.00

00:43:58.000 F*** you, Gerald. 1.00

00:43:59.000 That's not staying in there. 1.00

00:44:00.000 I think we should leave it in.

00:44:00.000 Look at this.

00:44:01.000 You want my foot to be frostbitten.

00:44:03.000 It won't get frostbitten.

00:44:04.000 Oh my word.

00:44:05.000 Okay, I'm taking it out.

00:44:06.000 What the hell did you do to it?

00:44:07.000 Yikes.

00:44:08.000 I'm just a... I'm a p***y. 0.99

00:44:12.000 Ice effectively gets rid of that. 0.97

00:44:13.000 Have you ever seen Unbreakable?

00:44:15.000 I'm like Mr. Glass.

00:44:17.000 Without the hood pass.

00:44:18.000 This is terrible.

00:44:22.000 You don't need to be concerned.

00:44:23.000 Oh, yes I do.

00:44:24.000 I've iced for an hour before and fell asleep.

00:44:27.000 So I could end up like you.

00:44:30.000 So on Wednesday, President Trump was asked, I'm going to try and continue like I'm not entirely distracted by my throbbing It looks like Fred Flintstone after he screwed up the bowling at the Water Buffalo Lodge.

00:44:42.000 What do you expect it to look like?

00:44:44.000 Put it in ice water.

00:44:45.000 I didn't expect it to look like your forehead.

00:44:48.000 That was shocking.

00:44:50.000 There's an H in there, sir.

00:44:52.000 That's not what a human foot's supposed to look like.

00:44:54.000 No, it's not supposed to at all.

00:44:55.000 That's not an optimal foot.

00:44:56.000 And the worst part about it is that I know someone is doing ungodly things to themselves because I just showed my feet.

00:45:02.000 That's a problem on the internet.

00:45:04.000 They're positive.

00:45:05.000 I don't know why they'd be the Hodgetwins. 0.97

00:45:07.000 Probably would be.

00:45:07.000 So, President Donald Trump, he was asked about giving a pardon to the Tiger King.

00:45:13.000 And I think these kind of clips a lot of people miss is when he seems endearing, he was asked about Joe Exotic.

00:45:18.000 Let's play it.

00:45:19.000 I was wondering if you've seen the show and if you have any thoughts on pardoning me.

00:45:23.000 You think he didn't do it?

00:45:24.000 Are you on his side?

00:45:25.000 Are you recommending a pardon?

00:45:28.000 No, I'm not advocating anything like that.

00:45:30.000 As a reporter, you're not allowed to do that.

00:45:31.000 You'd be criticized by these.

00:45:33.000 Would you recommend a pardon?

00:45:35.000 I'm not weighing in on time.

00:45:36.000 I don't think you would.

00:45:37.000 I don't think you would.

00:45:38.000 Go ahead.

00:45:38.000 Do you have a question?

00:45:39.000 I'll take a look.

00:45:40.000 I do not recommend a pardon for that one reporter's comb-over.

00:45:44.000 At a certain point, you just go American History X. You really do.

00:45:47.000 You just go with it.

00:45:48.000 You don't try and trick anybody.

00:45:50.000 I love how he pinpointed it was his son Don Jr.

00:45:52.000 too, by the way.

00:45:53.000 Do people think, like, someone, I'm not a, you know, I'm not a very good liar.

00:45:56.000 Do people like that who lie, because his whole head is a lie, do they feel comfortable lying, like, like, even though just a stiff wind will blow it all, the lid off the whole thing?

00:46:06.000 I don't know.

00:46:06.000 He's delusional.

00:46:07.000 I have no idea.

00:46:08.000 Thoughts, Stu? 0.80

00:46:09.000 Um, I'm, the tiger thing is interesting with Trump, because this is an opportunity where the, kind of, the pu**y can grab onto you. 0.62

00:46:15.000 That's true. 0.99

00:46:18.000 That is disgusting. 0.88

00:46:20.000 Insightful. 0.93

00:46:21.000 What do you think, giant mass of purple flesh?

00:46:26.000 See, he gets it.

00:46:27.000 Put it away.

00:46:28.000 Yeah, you just got to amputate that thing at this point.

00:46:30.000 Yeah, I do.

00:46:30.000 I have no idea.

00:46:31.000 Put it back in the water.

00:46:31.000 It reminds me of my teacher from... You know what?

00:46:33.000 I'll use his name.

00:46:34.000 I don't care.

00:46:34.000 I'm tired.

00:46:35.000 Rocco Bono was my gym class teacher in Crave Oak.

00:46:38.000 And he sent me outside.

00:46:39.000 That's his actual name.

00:46:40.000 Rocco Bono!

00:46:41.000 You... Rocco Bono!

00:46:42.000 Rocco Bono!

00:46:43.000 Litigate me! 0.99

00:46:44.000 So he actually sent me outside to run a 1K run, and I got frostbite.

00:46:49.000 Really?

00:46:49.000 Yeah!

00:46:50.000 Oh, that's right.

00:46:50.000 You were up in Canada at that point.

00:46:51.000 It looked like this.

00:46:52.000 Yeah, a little worse.

00:46:53.000 So Donald Trump played... Don't believe that.

00:46:56.000 He played coy about it.

00:46:58.000 I tried to play coy, of course, though.

00:46:59.000 Actually, sources have confirmed, a lot of people don't know this, that he has had calls with Joe Exotic from prison.

00:47:04.000 Really?

00:47:04.000 Yes.

00:47:04.000 Oh, wow.

00:47:04.000 We actually... I think a lot of the crowd obtained exclusive audio.

00:47:10.000 Hello, excuse me, Joe Tiger?

00:47:12.000 Donald Trump?

00:47:13.000 Excuse me, yes, President Trump?

00:47:15.000 I just want my rights as an American citizen under the Constitution.

00:47:19.000 Okay, I see you're a man who gets straight to the point, and frankly, I like it.

00:47:24.000 I want to talk about a problem here in America.

00:47:26.000 Excuse me, I know, the COVID, but don't trust everything you hear on fake news coming from China. 0.99

00:47:33.000 Goddamn, I gotta quit watching the news. 0.95

00:47:36.000 Oh, so you still do get news in the kitty. 0.99

00:47:40.000 I bet it's CNN.

00:47:41.000 It's CNN, right? 0.98

00:47:43.000 It'll kill you or piss you off, one or the other. 0.98

00:47:45.000 I know, right? 0.97

00:47:45.000 Frankly, that's what I've been saying. 0.97

00:47:48.000 It's all propaganda, made for you to believe, to further out an agenda.

00:47:53.000 Oh, I like Joe Tiger.

00:47:55.000 Hey, hey, did you hear about the broad who gave her husband croypod cleaner? 1.00

00:48:01.000 This crazy bitch. 1.00

00:48:02.000 Okay, excuse me. 1.00

00:48:03.000 I would never call her. 0.98

00:48:05.000 Okay, between you and me, yes, she is that crazy. 0.99

00:48:09.000 That nice word. 0.95

00:48:10.000 But can you believe the fake news tried to blame Trump?

00:48:14.000 Now Joe Exotic's pissed off.

00:48:15.000 Plus, frankly, between you and me, I think... Okay, I would never say this, but people are saying this, that she may have offed her husband.

00:48:25.000 I consider that bitch to be one of the biggest terrorists... You know who that broad reminds me of? 1.00

00:48:30.000 Carol fucking Baskin. 1.00

00:48:32.000 Actually, I was going to say Crooked Hillary. 1.00

00:48:36.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

00:48:38.000 Joe Tiger, you are definitely getting a presidential carded. 1.00

00:48:44.000 And it is well deserved. Yeah, a little long.

00:48:48.000 But you know what? Worth it.

00:48:49.000 Every minute. Two shows a day. You gotta indulge.

00:48:51.000 Don't care. You gotta indulge.

00:48:53.000 Have you watched Tiger King?

00:48:54.000 I am three episodes in on it.

00:48:56.000 That's all it needs to be. That's the peak. Really?

00:48:58.000 Yeah, it's a seven episode arc. It could really be about three.

00:49:01.000 Oh, really? Because it's been really good.

00:49:04.000 It starts off like a Christopher Guest documentary.

00:49:06.000 There's no way these people are real.

00:49:09.000 And then they are.

00:49:09.000 It just keeps unfolding the onions.

00:49:11.000 It's crazy.

00:49:12.000 Was it you telling me, AudioWay?

00:49:13.000 Was it Doc Antle?

00:49:16.000 Was it Jeff Lowe?

00:49:18.000 The two subjects of the documentary, they've slammed the series as salacious sensationalism.

00:49:23.000 I understand that does happen with reality TV, but hold on a second.

00:49:27.000 I want to be clear.

00:49:28.000 Did this man run an illegal underground tiger breeding ring along with two husbands who were not even homosexual and he hired a hitman to kill an animal rights activist? 0.56

00:49:41.000 I'm okay with adding a little zest! 0.92

00:49:42.000 Like, that's enough!

00:49:45.000 I don't think you're too far from the crazy through line. 0.94

00:49:47.000 No.

00:49:48.000 Oh man, there's so much there.

00:49:49.000 So wait, he's married to... because I feel like Trump would like the guy who is married to four wives than the guy who's married to two husbands. 0.56

00:49:57.000 But the two husbands are not gay? 0.86

00:49:58.000 They're ponytail guys. 0.97

00:49:59.000 Oh no, you're spoiling it.

00:50:01.000 Spoiler alert.

00:50:03.000 I told you I was three in.

00:50:05.000 They're not really gay.

00:50:06.000 And the guy's reason is 20 tigers is 20 tigers. 0.51

00:50:11.000 Right.

00:50:11.000 Like someone at some point is like, no, no, I'm completely straight.

00:50:13.000 What are those, tigers?

00:50:14.000 What's happening?

00:50:15.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:50:17.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 Also the meth.

00:50:18.000 Like someone sprinkled fairy dust just on your rear and you're going out the window with the English sheepdog.

00:50:23.000 So, in entertainment news, um, it's the same as having wings.

00:50:28.000 Isn't that the?

00:50:29.000 Think of Santa, think of snow, think of reindeer.

00:50:31.000 Off we go.

00:50:32.000 In entertainment news, thank you.

00:50:34.000 Thank you, the least quarter black harmony ever. 0.62

00:50:39.000 I'm not ashamed.

00:50:40.000 He doesn't mean Garfunkel, too.

00:50:41.000 No Paul Simon, just Garfunkel.

00:50:44.000 It's enraging.

00:50:46.000 Too soulful, Paul Simon.

00:50:49.000 Too much, too talented.

00:50:54.000 I tell you, Art Garfunkel came in when we were taping Arthur.

00:50:56.000 We were all instructed, this was in a period of time, like, do not mention Paul Simon.

00:51:00.000 And I was 12, I'm like, I don't know the history of this role.

00:51:03.000 So I'm just like, hey!

00:51:05.000 What's up with Paul Simon?

00:51:06.000 You're like, no, do it! 0.99

00:51:08.000 I'm a 12-year-old crap disturber. 0.99

00:51:10.000 What did you expect? 0.99

00:51:13.000 What else?

00:51:13.000 Oh, and entertainment.

00:51:14.000 That's right, Hans Zimmer.

00:51:15.000 For those who don't know, he's the composer of the music for Inception, Dark Knight, the whole trilogy.

00:51:20.000 He's filed for divorce, which is sad.

00:51:22.000 When asked how the divorce would affect his children, Zimmer responded,

00:51:32.000 Interesting.

00:51:32.000 It's very deep.

00:51:36.000 As a thinker.

00:51:37.000 As a thinker, that joke.

00:51:38.000 We couldn't get Danny Elfman.

00:51:39.000 Everyone's been making adjustments to being horned.

00:51:49.000 Quarantine.

00:51:49.000 It's such a simple joke.

00:51:51.000 A porn company.

00:51:52.000 It's like it's so it's to me that's so funny.

00:51:54.000 I'm just trying to keep a straight face.

00:51:55.000 You have to.

00:51:55.000 Yeah.

00:51:56.000 Because if I sit there and do the Jimmy Fallon like, because Hans Zimmer does it.

00:52:01.000 No, Hans Zimmer does it.

00:52:03.000 That's right. 1.00

00:52:03.000 Shut up, Jimmy. 1.00

00:52:05.000 You brought it back. We're good. 1.00

00:52:07.000 Being Quarantine, a pornography company, they're helping performers safely shoot videos at home.

00:52:13.000 On Monday, I want to make sure I get this right, Vixen Media Group announced that it plans to make this transition easier for some performers by sending them customized packages, including cameras, ring lights, toys, and lingerie, so they can more easily work from home.

00:52:27.000 In total, the packages will be worth $250,000 in an effort to combat coronavirus.

00:52:33.000 Still no word, however, on the incurable AIDS.

00:52:36.000 Nothing to help.

00:52:39.000 It's a shame.

00:52:40.000 Crippling, really. 0.71

00:52:41.000 Turning to science.

00:52:45.000 Dark ending to that story.

00:52:46.000 Only dark if you use needles.

00:52:49.000 Otherwise, you're fine.

00:52:51.000 Turning to science.

00:52:52.000 Don't listen to Oprah.

00:52:54.000 Two in three heterosexual couples by 1994 will get AIDS.

00:52:57.000 Remember that?

00:52:58.000 Yeah, I do.

00:52:59.000 You're full of it.

00:53:00.000 Kind of like we went from 2.5 million minimum deaths to 100,000 to 240,000 minimum.

00:53:03.000 Now it's like 60,000 minimum.

00:53:06.000 At any point someone said, I don't think that's the minimum.

00:53:09.000 Denier! 0.99

00:53:11.000 Exactly.

00:53:11.000 Do you deny science?

00:53:14.000 No, I deny your bulls**t! 1.00

00:53:15.000 There you go. 1.00

00:53:17.000 Turning, sorry, the bleep button.

00:53:17.000 I'm a little more concerned, actually, at the authenticity of these movies.

00:53:22.000 Because so much porn is done at office settings.

00:53:25.000 Casting couches can't be done authentically at home.

00:53:27.000 That's true.

00:53:27.000 That's not right.

00:53:28.000 Wow.

00:53:28.000 That's not right.

00:53:29.000 The boss can't hit on the secretary authentically at home. 0.95

00:53:31.000 That's true.

00:53:32.000 They need to make real moves to make this happen.

00:53:34.000 They need to get them back into the workforce.

00:53:35.000 That's important.

00:53:36.000 Stu's a story guy.

00:53:37.000 Wow.

00:53:37.000 At least get them all in Chatsworth and just quarantine them.

00:53:41.000 I guess, that's a little bit of, that's a little regional humor.

00:53:45.000 For people from California. 0.62

00:53:46.000 Chatsworth, that's where they shoot all the pornography.

00:53:47.000 Oh.

00:53:48.000 Oh.

00:53:49.000 Okay.

00:53:49.000 It was funny when I thought of it.

00:53:50.000 Not so much now.

00:53:52.000 So science.

00:53:53.000 That's a thing.

00:53:54.000 A team of researchers, they've actually developed a smart toilet.

00:53:57.000 Yes.

00:53:58.000 With four can, why?

00:53:59.000 No.

00:54:00.000 Why?

00:54:00.000 I didn't see the rest of it.

00:54:01.000 Why?

00:54:01.000 Yeah!

00:54:03.000 I'm like, oh smart toilet!

00:54:04.000 Just in case you ever wonder how much prep Gerald A. does.

00:54:09.000 This is not going to age well for him.

00:54:12.000 It's going to age about as well as anyone who said, TRUST THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION!

00:54:19.000 You know what will age well? 0.99

00:54:20.000 DON'T TOUCH THE CHINA ASSHOLE BATMAN! 1.00

00:54:23.000 He should be on Mount Rushmore. 1.00

00:54:25.000 It's true. 1.00

00:54:25.000 They're going to kill him first. 1.00

00:54:27.000 A team of researchers developed a smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their, quote, anal print. 0.99

00:54:33.000 This comes from Vice, so you know it's legit.

00:54:34.000 Yeah!

00:54:35.000 Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint, and the data is securely stored.

00:54:41.000 Now, there's an argument, especially now with the new economy, of where we'll end up with automation kind of hitting the reset button.

00:54:47.000 And striking that balance, though, some would argue that it's become invasive.

00:54:50.000 And in this instance, technology has just gone too far.

00:55:00.000 Hey.

00:55:01.000 How you doing?

00:55:03.000 Good.

00:55:03.000 Staying healthy?

00:55:05.000 Yep.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, staying healthy.

00:55:06.000 Good.

00:55:07.000 Good.

00:55:07.000 Health is the most important thing to have.

00:55:12.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:55:15.000 Yeah.

00:55:15.000 You got any plans after this?

00:55:17.000 No, probably just gonna grab lunch or something.

00:55:21.000 Lunch.

00:55:22.000 Nice.

00:55:23.000 It's important to stay fed.

00:55:30.000 I haven't eaten yet.

00:55:31.000 I don't want to.

00:55:34.000 He just wants a friend.

00:55:35.000 That's why I live in a cabin and I don't even have a rotary phone.

00:55:41.000 I like the idea of four cameras and a toilet could be another thing the porn company sets out for equipment.

00:55:46.000 Well they do, just the actresses don't know about it. 1.00

00:55:49.000 It's just a man from Hong Kong.

00:55:54.000 Finally, we'll just remove that entirely from the show.

00:55:57.000 No, I'm joking.

00:55:58.000 We can't remove it.

00:55:59.000 This is live to tape.

00:56:00.000 We're not Rhett and Link.

00:56:01.000 Finally, a man dressed up as... They drew first blood, not myself.

00:56:07.000 I really want them to... I want them to come back to the faith, because I don't want them to go to hell.

00:56:13.000 Finally, a man dressed up... It's the same reason I have a problem with Islam. 1.00

00:56:18.000 Dressed up as a popular children's... Oh, come on.

00:56:21.000 Everyone gets quiet at that?

00:56:23.000 I always find that so funny when people get mad that you're like, oh, I think Muhammad is a false prophet.

00:56:28.000 Really?

00:56:29.000 I can't believe you would say that.

00:56:30.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:56:30.000 He said that everything Jesus said was wrong.

00:56:33.000 It didn't mean that.

00:56:34.000 Okay.

00:56:36.000 Finally, there was a man he dressed up as a popular children's dinosaur.

00:56:39.000 You know Barney, too, does it?

00:56:40.000 A young girl during quarantine.

00:56:43.000 We have a picture of the man in question, which does seem to... Oh, come on.

00:56:48.000 Joe...

00:56:52.000 He just seems to have free reign now that Bernie's dropped out.

00:56:55.000 You're going to see Biden unchained.

00:56:59.000 They had to go with the youthful option of the two.

00:57:01.000 He's 77.

00:57:02.000 You had to go young.

00:57:04.000 The guy had a little pep in his step.

00:57:07.000 His brain has deteriorated beyond all recognition, but he still walks right.

00:57:12.000 I think if they do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete on him occasionally, he'd be okay.

00:57:15.000 That's the problem.

00:57:16.000 They never reboot him.

00:57:17.000 Because he doesn't know how to reboot.

00:57:19.000 He's on phone with tech support because he wants to outsource all American jobs.

00:57:23.000 Ctrl-Alt-What?

00:57:25.000 Huh?

00:57:25.000 I don't have a keyboard!

00:57:28.000 Sir, that's a typewriter.

00:57:29.000 Who stopped?

00:57:32.000 Really, though, with Barney, it's been biting all along.

00:57:37.000 Looking back, we should have seen this coming.

00:57:39.000 Are you ready, kids?

00:57:41.000 Okay!

00:57:43.000 I sniff you, you touch me.

00:57:48.000 Just don't tell your family.

00:57:52.000 With a great big... And a touch from... Won't you... My...

00:58:04.000 Wow!

00:58:04.000 That doesn't even make sense!

00:58:06.000 Uh, yeah.

00:58:07.000 That's rough.

00:58:09.000 Barney, no!

00:58:10.000 Learn how to curse properly!

00:58:12.000 Language, Uncle Joe. 0.97

00:58:13.000 Do you have to believe t***? 0.93

00:58:18.000 I don't believe so.

00:58:19.000 What's funny is there will be 20 YouTube videos of people trying to crack that code.

00:58:26.000 I guarantee you no one will come close.

00:58:29.000 Take a guess?

00:58:30.000 No.

00:58:30.000 Here's the thing with Joe Biden and talking about, we'll get back to the World Health Organization because that's why you're here.

00:58:37.000 Honestly, with Joe Biden, I think he's in trouble.

00:58:40.000 We've been talking about this for a long time.

00:58:41.000 People are joking.

00:58:42.000 I don't think it's funny anymore.

00:58:43.000 Did you guys see his most recent gaffe?

00:58:46.000 It's a case where we cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around 16.

00:58:56.000 We have never, never let our democracy second fiddle.

00:59:02.000 that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time, correct the public health.

00:59:07.000 It's a comedic crutch, but I like it.

00:59:17.000 Ah.

00:59:20.000 It's helpful.

00:59:22.000 Thank you, Hans.

00:59:23.000 We appreciate it. 0.97

00:59:27.000 Sorry about your divorce, but... Yeah, that sucks. 0.60

00:59:30.000 If it's any consolation... Hey, again, it's hashtag MugClubQuarantine.

00:59:35.000 Enter in the promo code QUARANTINE, $30 off.

00:59:38.000 We have some fans from the week.

00:59:39.000 Quarterback Garrett, bring them up.

00:59:40.000 Who do we got?

00:59:41.000 We got JT, David D., and David Englehart.

00:59:45.000 Also, they're enjoying some nice beverages.

00:59:48.000 Oh, wow!

00:59:48.000 You know what?

00:59:49.000 That's the Black Rifle Coffee of the Month Club, and I have not yet received that.

00:59:53.000 I keep trying to sign up, and they say it's full.

00:59:55.000 Hey, Black Rifle, can you finally, can you return a call?

00:59:58.000 Please?

00:59:58.000 I've been waiting on that for a long time.

01:00:00.000 I want to try the Single Origin Ethiopian Yugi Chef because I'm an affected prick. 0.59

01:00:05.000 Listen, they are no respecter of person, Steven.

01:00:07.000 You will wait in line like everyone else.

01:00:11.000 No, listen, let's be honest, I should be treated like royalty.

01:00:16.000 I'm not going to sleep with my sister, but I want the perks.

01:00:20.000 So let's go to right now, everyone's been talking, we talked about it initially over

01:00:26.000 a week ago, the World Health Organization, specifically in addressing China, and now

01:00:29.000 I know that a lot of other people have sort of been picking up these talking points, which

01:00:32.000 is a great thing, but let's get specifically into how they are synonymous and really everything

01:00:39.000 wrong with the World Health Organization.

01:00:47.000 I think this is the first time we've done it with an organization.

01:00:50.000 I think so, yeah.

01:00:51.000 It's been individuals up until now.

01:00:52.000 They're number one.

01:00:53.000 Entity.

01:00:53.000 So, if people haven't been following, you know, they've been actually trending this week as people, they've been celebrating the anniversary of the World Health Organization's, I guess, founding, I guess it's a celebratory thing, but this is what they do.

01:01:04.000 It was on 7th April 1948 that WHO came into being. 0.83

01:01:12.000 Because I want my ambassador to be Neil deGrasse Tyson had sex with a Somali pirate from Captain Why, Neil? 0.96

01:01:21.000 No. 0.99

01:01:22.000 I'm joking.

01:01:23.000 You have standards, Neil.

01:01:24.000 Of course it's a joke. 1.00

01:01:25.000 Gay men can't make babies. 1.00

01:01:27.000 Oh, that's right. 0.99

01:01:28.000 That's not how it works.

01:01:29.000 Of course, everyone out there, everyone they love and they trust the World Health Organization.

01:01:34.000 And that's why we have CBS, ABC, NBC.

01:01:36.000 They've decided to come together to air the World Health Organization.

01:01:39.000 Can I just say WHO from now on?

01:01:41.000 Say WHO.

01:01:42.000 The WHO special.

01:01:43.000 I love how everyone is like, yes, please do.

01:01:45.000 Don't bring the foot back up.

01:01:47.000 I don't want to see that again.

01:01:49.000 Please keep that below.

01:01:50.000 I will bring it.

01:01:51.000 I will be a spite foot.

01:01:52.000 So everyone here, stay in line.

01:01:54.000 It's One World Together at Home.

01:01:56.000 It's an event with Colbert, Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon hosting.

01:02:00.000 And this is another example of, you know, they say like, well, this is just about humanity.

01:02:03.000 It's not political.

01:02:04.000 And I just don't think they understand that they have a blind spot, that the World Health Organization, who, I'm sorry, I just don't like abbreviations.

01:02:11.000 It is a political wing.

01:02:13.000 They do have a political agenda, and unfortunately, it's aligned with people who hate everything the United States is about.

01:02:19.000 You know what?

01:02:19.000 I really just want the left to understand this.

01:02:21.000 Let's not even look at the fact that they hate America.

01:02:23.000 I get it.

01:02:23.000 You hate America, so you want to link arms.

01:02:25.000 How about the fact that you cannot boycott the Gap and support an organization that excludes Taiwan and supports the most severe abuses of human rights of any modernized country? 0.87

01:02:36.000 Yeah, and they do it under the guise of world health, right?

01:02:38.000 So they're obviously there just to help us through this, you know, great wing, and you start digging in a little bit, and this kind of freaks you out.

01:02:43.000 We'll get to some of those points.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, and I think a lot of people may say, well, why has Trump been doing this?

01:02:47.000 He's obviously been bashing WHO for how it handled the outbreak with coronavirus, and he threatened to cut their funding.

01:02:47.000 And let's explain why.

01:02:52.000 Of course, the media is beside themselves.

01:02:54.000 The WHO sent out multiple coronavirus alerts earlier this year, in fact declaring it a global health emergency back in January.

01:03:03.000 The president largely dismissed those warnings, saying also in January it's going to be just fine.

01:03:08.000 That's a direct quote.

01:03:08.000 Now as Ben Tracy reports, Mr. Trump claims the WHO failed.

01:03:14.000 They call it wrong.

01:03:16.000 They really, they missed the call.

01:03:18.000 The president is shifting blame for the spread of the coronavirus to the World Health Organization.

01:03:23.000 I don't know if it's shifting if just keeping it exactly where it always should have been.

01:03:29.000 Yeah.

01:03:30.000 It's like, could someone shift the dining room tip? 1.00

01:03:33.000 No, it's where it's always been, you shifty son of a b****. 1.00

01:03:37.000 So the anchor, you see, and you've worked in media for so long, you see what's happening there, right? 0.99

01:03:40.000 That the anchor's giving this impression that Hu was declaring coronavirus a global health emergency while Donald Trump was ignoring it.

01:03:46.000 Trump declared coronavirus a public health emergency the very same day that Hu made the declaration.

01:03:52.000 Really?

01:03:52.000 And, in addition to that, he restricted travel from China.

01:03:55.000 How did Hu, how did the Hu, not the Hu, there's a... I won't get food again!

01:04:03.000 Teenage race man! 0.71

01:04:06.000 It's racist compression.

01:04:08.000 It really is.

01:04:09.000 It's like an age bandage of racism, this room.

01:04:12.000 It's like when a pilot has to compress the cabin.

01:04:15.000 Right.

01:04:16.000 Right.

01:04:16.000 Only if the pilot had disdain for an entire group of people.

01:04:20.000 Of course.

01:04:21.000 No, all groups of people, really, technically.

01:04:22.000 An organization, a communist front organization, effectively.

01:04:26.000 So how did the WHO, how did the, I keep saying the WHO.

01:04:28.000 WHO.

01:04:30.000 No travel bans.

01:04:31.000 They just, they were against travel bans and they would argue that it's not effective.

01:04:34.000 Well, you know what?

01:04:34.000 Listen, if your country is one big giant Petri dish and they're lying about it, I think that putting a stop on leisurely vacations is a good start.

01:04:42.000 Probably a good start.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, probably.

01:04:45.000 You know you can still get flights from Wuhan to JFK?

01:04:47.000 Right now?

01:04:48.000 Right now.

01:04:49.000 Holy!

01:04:50.000 There's one seat available on Saturday's flight.

01:04:51.000 I almost booked it just so I could book it and then cancel it so someone else didn't buy it.

01:04:54.000 Right, yeah.

01:04:55.000 Because it didn't seem like it was a good idea to have any new visitors.

01:04:58.000 It was actually probably, touring with Kevin Smith, and then he couldn't book it.

01:05:01.000 He's like, it's only one seat.

01:05:03.000 How do I buckle this?

01:05:06.000 Do I need to lay down like Liam Neeson in The Grey? 1.00

01:05:11.000 He's fat and disgusting! 0.99

01:05:15.000 They were praising, by the way, China's handling of this pandemic, okay, throughout the entirety of it. 1.00

01:05:20.000 Bending over backwards.

01:05:20.000 Let's be clear about this.

01:05:22.000 This is important.

01:05:22.000 The timeline matters.

01:05:24.000 Obviously not all Chinese people.

01:05:25.000 We've been very clear about that. 0.94

01:05:27.000 I hate the Chinese government, and by proxy, who, because I empathize with the Chinese people who are abused and kept under the thumb of the Chai Kums. 1.00

01:05:35.000 Can I say that? 0.97

01:05:36.000 Chai Kums? 0.98

01:05:36.000 Chinese communists? 0.98

01:05:37.000 Can I say that?

01:05:38.000 Or is that considered racist?

01:05:39.000 I mean, everything is considered racist, but I don't think that that's racist.

01:05:42.000 Shycom. 0.99

01:05:42.000 Okay, that's fine. 0.99

01:05:43.000 Who cares?

01:05:45.000 Wait, the double world health organization cares? 0.98

01:05:47.000 Who cares?

01:05:47.000 I have no idea anymore.

01:05:48.000 We're so screwed with this one. 0.71

01:05:50.000 I know I don't. 0.76

01:05:50.000 Do join Mug Club Quarantine, $30 off, because we very well may not be here. 0.76

01:05:54.000 So they were praising China, and it matters as far as the timeline, because all along the way, China, they were destroying evidence of the virus when it was first discovered.

01:06:01.000 They silenced whistleblowers, arrested them.

01:06:03.000 Some of them just disappeared because they were kept in abhorrent conditions.

01:06:07.000 Plus, by the way, there were studies.

01:06:08.000 This is something very important to keep in mind.

01:06:10.000 While everyone wants to blame Donald Trump, and I understand if you want to have the argument that it wasn't the ideal response, of course.

01:06:15.000 I get that.

01:06:16.000 But that's been nearly everywhere, particularly China, when you see unbiased studies show that if they'd have used the proper mitigation techniques, rather than focusing on keeping up appearances, love, and the who doing their dirty work, 95%.

01:06:28.000 95% of the cases.

01:06:34.000 I mean, how does the rest of the world not lay that at, like, not the Chinese people, like, okay, can we all get past that, but not lay that? 0.53

01:06:39.000 Let's stop trying to hedge words.

01:06:40.000 No, you just did it a second ago!

01:06:42.000 Yeah, but, you know, I did it, I did it so that we could all... We're covered?

01:06:45.000 Yeah, we're all covered.

01:06:46.000 Okay, good.

01:06:47.000 How do we not lay that at their feet?

01:06:48.000 Like, wouldn't it... put it on us.

01:06:50.000 Like, what if we had done the exact same thing?

01:06:52.000 Would the world lay that at our feet?

01:06:53.000 They laid the economic problem at our feet.

01:06:55.000 We should lay it at their binding feet.

01:06:58.000 Their beautiful, tiny feet.

01:07:00.000 Their tiny, beautiful, bound feet of fury.

01:07:04.000 It's only ballerinas. 1.00

01:07:06.000 I won't get food.

01:07:07.000 Dancers.

01:07:08.000 What happened?

01:07:10.000 You bite my feet, right?

01:07:14.000 I size 8, you tell me size 6. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Disgusting. 0.98

01:07:19.000 Desk and I don't even mark. 0.98

01:07:22.000 Is that COVID feet?

01:07:24.000 He's got COVID foot.

01:07:25.000 We were about to say something there.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, maybe we should just reduce their funding by 95%.

01:07:29.000 Yes, that would be a nice easy solution.

01:07:32.000 I agree.

01:07:33.000 We give about 10 times basically to the WHO, almost $900 million to China's 90 I think same thing with NATO.

01:07:39.000 Same thing with NATO.

01:07:40.000 I'm not saying completely limited, but you know what?

01:07:41.000 Everyone pledged to pay 2%.

01:07:43.000 I think the average is like .9%.

01:07:44.000 We pay 3.6%.

01:07:45.000 How about this?

01:07:46.000 We're not only not going to honor the agreement anymore, not 2%, we will pay the exact average of all other nations.

01:07:51.000 By the way, protect your own borders.

01:07:53.000 Have fun!

01:07:54.000 And here's what matters though too. Has the World Health Organization ever mentioned any

01:07:58.000 of this? If it's the World Health Organization, the fact that they lied about the virus, the

01:08:03.000 fact that they silenced whistleblowers, many of whom disappeared, some of whom are dead,

01:08:07.000 and the fact that they could have mitigated it by 95% if your goal is to be the World

01:08:12.000 Health Organization, seems to me that wouldn't matter. If there's no political motive, if

01:08:18.000 the goal is entirely to solve the pandemic, why not highlight that international abuse

01:08:25.000 Yeah.

01:08:25.000 Instead, not only do they not do it, they just keep repeating Chinese propaganda points, without question.

01:08:30.000 That's the issue here.

01:08:32.000 Yeah, and in 2003, so just for a comparison, right, so we're calling them out on their response right now, saying, oh, China did this, and they're like, oh, no, no, that's not a big deal.

01:08:39.000 In 2003, China responded the same way they always respond to these kinds of things.

01:08:42.000 They hid this information, they didn't say anything about it for the SARS outbreak, they were blasted by the WHO.

01:08:47.000 The WHO actually had leadership that stood up to China and said, that's not okay.

01:08:52.000 Same thing that they're doing now?

01:08:53.000 The only thing that's changed?

01:08:54.000 Tedros.

01:08:55.000 The head guy.

01:08:56.000 And we'll talk about that in a second.

01:08:57.000 There's a huge connection with him in China.

01:09:00.000 It's very, very interesting why he's not going after them.

01:09:02.000 I appreciate it.

01:09:03.000 There's a situation, too, with the Ebola thing that broke out in Liberia a few years ago.

01:09:07.000 The World Health Organization went in there first, and they said to everybody there, if you get Ebola, you die.

01:09:12.000 So don't get it.

01:09:13.000 So the people were getting it, and were like, well, I can't get any treatment, so I might as well just stay home with my family.

01:09:19.000 And then they spread it to all of their family members.

01:09:21.000 It wasn't until organizations like Samaritan's Purse and faith organizations came in and said, hey guys, you can get treated for this, that they actually were able to turn that back.

01:09:28.000 But Franklin Graham doesn't believe that Muhammad's preachings that Jesus was a fraud is correct.

01:09:33.000 Therefore, he's a hate monger, and their work with Ebola doesn't matter.

01:09:36.000 Yeah, don't go to his bed.

01:09:36.000 So don't you forget your mistakes, Liberia.

01:09:40.000 Keepin' my eye and foot on you.

01:09:43.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you are not subscribed to Mug Club.

01:09:46.000 And I know that many of you aren't yet.

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01:09:52.000 Of course, the podcast... It's not iTunes anymore.

01:09:55.000 It's not... Apple Podcast.

01:09:56.000 Apple Podcast. 1.00

01:09:57.000 That's so stupid. 1.00

01:09:59.000 I think it makes more sense to have the toilet robot. 1.00

01:10:02.000 Really?

01:10:03.000 You're on my side now. Yeah. Oh, I never was against it.

01:10:06.000 Okay. I just think it's invasive, but I like a little invasiveness So here's another claim that was made by the World Health

01:10:11.000 Organization They repeated China's lies about how coronavirus was spread 0.92

01:10:15.000 and they said that there was no evidence No evidence of human to human transmission on January 12th

01:10:20.000 Now here's I want to be clear and hold them to the same standard that we hold everyone people can make mistakes

01:10:24.000 Right people can be wrong For example, the Trump administration thought that it

01:10:29.000 wouldn't be as severe as it would and that is true, right?

01:10:32.000 They declared an emergency same time timeline But they didn't think it would be as severe because they

01:10:35.000 were given information from the World Health Organization From China and the World Health Organization corroborated.

01:10:40.000 So, I'm not mad because they said no evidence of human-to-human transmission on January 12th because they made a mistake.

01:10:46.000 I'm mad because Taiwan directly gave WHO evidence of human-to-human transmission in December.

01:10:52.000 They provided them with proof of doctors getting sick from the coronavirus patients.

01:10:57.000 It was clear evidence of human-to-human transmission.

01:11:00.000 So why would the World Health Organization not listen and also go out and tell everyone else the exact opposite?

01:11:06.000 Yeah, and that's one of the key reasons I said it just a second ago.

01:11:11.000 Tedros was elected in 2017, the day after he came out and affirmed China's One China policy, meaning that Taiwan is not separate from us, they are a part of us.

01:11:21.000 He was backing their play up, essentially saying they don't get a seat at the table.

01:11:25.000 There's so many horrible things in that phrase, you just threw One China, One Child policy in like it was a baby in a bathtub in China.

01:11:33.000 My point is, One Child.

01:11:34.000 Oh, One China? 0.94

01:11:36.000 I thought you said One Child.

01:11:37.000 Because I was at the Cancun Climate Summit when I watched Ted Turner praise China's One Child policy.

01:11:43.000 That's not a good idea. 0.97

01:11:44.000 You're evil! 0.99

01:11:46.000 One China, not one child. 1.00

01:11:47.000 They have a theme, one something.

01:11:49.000 It's either child, China, you know, whatever. 0.88

01:11:52.000 Bob Marley's rolling over in his grave.

01:11:56.000 I don't even know what one love means. 1.00

01:11:58.000 If you get tattooed, you're a moron. 0.99

01:12:02.000 I'm just glad they're not getting any information from Israel, because then they would never recognize it. 1.00

01:12:09.000 They would ask Palestine. 0.96

01:12:10.000 I want to throw a jab at Pakistan anytime I can. 1.00

01:12:14.000 By the way, this is a really bad jab.

01:12:15.000 It's like a celebrity boxing jab.

01:12:17.000 It's like a paintbrush.

01:12:20.000 Um, no, because, uh, I don't remember what was it.

01:12:23.000 Pakistan.

01:12:24.000 Oh, Pakistan. 1.00

01:12:25.000 I have received complaints to Twitter, violations of policies, not from people in Pakistan.

01:12:29.000 Pakistan.

01:12:30.000 The government of Pakistan.

01:12:31.000 The whole, the government, the country of Pakistan.

01:12:34.000 So that's one.

01:12:35.000 Yeah.

01:12:36.000 One country on the, we got a lot more to go.

01:12:37.000 Oh no, I have a lot more countries.

01:12:38.000 I'm pretty sure China's on there.

01:12:39.000 There've been quite a few.

01:12:40.000 Well, not, not officially.

01:12:41.000 We need to make that happen.

01:12:42.000 No, no, officially.

01:12:43.000 Oh.

01:12:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:45.000 Very, very officially.

01:12:46.000 Not, not, not casually.

01:12:47.000 Oh.

01:12:48.000 This isn't casual Friday.

01:12:49.000 I got the letter with the letterhead and everything.

01:12:51.000 It's not like Wacky Wednesday where you roll up your high socks, kind of beheading in Pakistan. 1.00

01:12:57.000 It's the full, put me out in a soccer field so the children can throw dates at me.

01:13:03.000 Figs, I don't know. 0.97

01:13:05.000 They grow in a dry climate.

01:13:08.000 So, here's the thing, too, that really does matter with Taiwan.

01:13:11.000 Obviously, they deny Taiwan sovereignty, so they continue to block Taiwan from membership because China doesn't recognize them.

01:13:17.000 And this is important because of the reason for Taiwan being a separate state, and that's because, specifically, it applies to the gross abuses of human rights.

01:13:28.000 Get out of the show, Matt!

01:13:28.000 Someone is there in the producer getting in the show, Matt.

01:13:30.000 I have these guys, and they're, like, in there. 0.99

01:13:32.000 I will murder you. 0.98

01:13:33.000 Changing them? 0.99

01:13:34.000 So they won't even let Taiwan have a seat at the table as an observer.

01:13:38.000 No.

01:13:39.000 And the reason for that is because Taiwan has been outspoken against China.

01:13:43.000 This is something we've shown before, but I think it needs to be seen as many times as possible.

01:13:48.000 It's as chilling as a clip gets.

01:13:50.000 You don't need a conspiracy.

01:13:52.000 Watch what happens when a World Health Organization official is asked specifically about Taiwan.

01:13:58.000 the WHO consider Taiwan's membership?

01:14:01.000 And if so, why?

01:14:13.000 I couldn't hear your question.

01:14:16.000 Let me repeat the question.

01:14:17.000 Let's move to another one then.

01:14:20.000 I'm actually curious on talking about Taiwan as well, on Taiwan's case.

01:14:27.000 Aaron Sorkin is surly!

01:14:33.000 That's shocking.

01:14:34.000 That's horrible.

01:14:34.000 Imagine if that was the level of accountability from every international organization.

01:14:40.000 Like the UN asking Donald Trump about waterboarding.

01:14:43.000 I'd like to question, I won't respond to it.

01:14:50.000 Favorite tree?

01:14:53.000 I love how he had the balls to go, I didn't hear your question, and she goes, oh, I'll repeat it, and he goes, no, no, no, let's move on to another one. 0.84

01:15:00.000 Well, you don't even know what that one was. 0.98

01:15:02.000 Talk about terrifying.

01:15:03.000 You want to say something, Stu?

01:15:04.000 Yeah, no, no, no.

01:15:06.000 I am amazed by the World Health Organization, because they continue to do this.

01:15:09.000 They do it with our money.

01:15:11.000 Mostly our money.

01:15:12.000 Yeah, mostly our money.

01:15:13.000 And look, this is the type of thing, I hate international organizations.

01:15:17.000 This is the type of thing, though, when you come to pandemics, it would actually be useful if they were doing the job.

01:15:23.000 They did the job with smallpox very long ago.

01:15:26.000 There's a role for an international organization when you are trying to stop an international spread of a virus.

01:15:32.000 That's different from the UN, where it's like, we should all be nice to each other and thank God for the USA.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, and World Health Organization isn't needed for this type of thing, too.

01:15:40.000 In Liberia, we are received very well there, Americans.

01:15:43.000 We're loved in Liberia, so we can go in there and use our expertise and they're happy about it.

01:15:46.000 China's not. 0.90

01:15:48.000 They hide it from us and it turns into something that's overturning basically the entire global economy.

01:15:52.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 And so we're so interconnected now.

01:15:55.000 We depend on an organization like this to be able to go into a country that isn't necessarily going to be honest and be the honest voice, the adults in the room that say, look, this is really serious.

01:16:04.000 Everybody needs to get prepared so that we can all do this.

01:16:07.000 But now they have a bias.

01:16:08.000 And if they're going to have a bias towards anybody, $900 million versus $90 million.

01:16:12.000 Why in the hell are you picking the guy that gives you $90 million a year and the one that gives you 10 times that much you don't do anything for?

01:16:18.000 And why the hell are they so focused on oppressing a nation that just wants their independence?

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:23.000 Like, listen, leftists out there, you root for the underdog.

01:16:26.000 I mean, that's the only way that you could justifiably sort of go into bat for Palestine when they're launching rockets from grade schools is just because they're really bad at war so you feel sympathy for them. 0.96

01:16:34.000 I get it. 0.80

01:16:35.000 They suck at war, right? 0.69

01:16:36.000 I understand. 0.84

01:16:36.000 And so somehow you want to give them the world high ground. 0.84

01:16:38.000 How about Taiwan?

01:16:40.000 How about Taiwan?

01:16:42.000 You forgot?

01:16:42.000 Seven years in Tibet?

01:16:44.000 It was forgettable.

01:16:45.000 It wasn't a great film.

01:16:46.000 You understand the point. 0.86

01:16:47.000 The Chinese are not your friend as you go out there and bitch about sweatshops with Nike and then say trust the World Health Organization who's complicit.

01:16:53.000 And again, this matters because people have made mistakes, I will say, across the board. 0.76

01:16:59.000 But there is a stark contrast between the approach of the media China, the World Health Organization, and it's important to remember that they've all acted as one and the same right now, and President Donald Trump.

01:17:10.000 First off, Taiwan.

01:17:10.000 He's already hinted at recognizing Taiwan in the past.

01:17:13.000 He was the first United States president to call Taiwan's president since, I think, was it 79?

01:17:17.000 Nice.

01:17:18.000 Since 1979, I think.

01:17:19.000 Great year.

01:17:20.000 And that sent, of course, the media into hysterics.

01:17:22.000 They were furious about it.

01:17:23.000 And the truth is, too, while we're talking about Taiwan, why it matters, first off, it's reprehensible to not listen to a country simply because you want to assist in their oppression because you like China.

01:17:32.000 That being said, from a pragmatic point of view, Taiwan handled the coronavirus better than almost any other country.

01:17:39.000 In large part, why?

01:17:40.000 Because they don't trust anything China says.

01:17:43.000 They know them too well.

01:17:44.000 They know them too well.

01:17:45.000 It was similar to South Korea, and we'll get back to that in a second.

01:17:47.000 It was one of the earliest countries to be hit.

01:17:49.000 It has one of the lowest infection rates and death rates, despite being right next to China.

01:17:54.000 They almost entirely avoided the virus.

01:17:56.000 Their new cases peaked, I think, back in March, March something, March 20, 22, 24, something like that.

01:18:02.000 Population of about 25 million people.

01:18:04.000 They've only had five deaths.

01:18:05.000 Also, keep in mind, incredible population density.

01:18:08.000 We're not just talking about, like, spread across Wyoming here.

01:18:12.000 Now, how did they pull this off, Taiwan? 0.99

01:18:14.000 And World Health Organization, I hope you're listening because you might want to take some notes.

01:18:19.000 They started inspecting passengers from Wuhan all the way back in December.

01:18:22.000 They banned Wuhan residents and suspended tours to China in January.

01:18:26.000 Then they banned all Chinese visitors February 6th.

01:18:29.000 Again, you look at South Korea, what they did, they didn't have a full quarantine.

01:18:33.000 Now, granted, they doxed their citizens, which you can't do here in the United States, and I don't think we want to do it here, but they acted early on, and they were immediately skeptical of any information being fed to them from China.

01:18:44.000 So this idea that it's anti-Asian?

01:18:46.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1.00

01:18:47.000 Just the government of those assholes. 1.00

01:18:49.000 And this is one of those rare instances where people are like, ooh, I don't know where they're from. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Should I just say Asian? 1.00

01:18:54.000 I don't want to say, because we always used to say Chinese.

01:18:56.000 People say, in this case, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese government.

01:18:59.000 Only you.

01:19:00.000 Only you.

01:19:00.000 Not the Koreans.

01:19:01.000 OK?

01:19:02.000 Not the Taiwanese. 1.00

01:19:03.000 Chinese. 0.97

01:19:05.000 Bad. 0.91

01:19:06.000 So. 1.00

01:19:08.000 China asshole government. 1.00

01:19:10.000 You can focus on that, or you can focus on the fact that you're racist if you mention that eating bats is a bad idea. 1.00

01:19:16.000 To be clear, my opposition to them eating bats has nothing to do with coronavirus.

01:19:20.000 I just want them to stop it.

01:19:22.000 I don't care if eating bats cured coronavirus, I would say still stop it.

01:19:27.000 It's awful.

01:19:28.000 Those creatures are terrible.

01:19:29.000 I will personally pay Sarah McLachlan's royalties.

01:19:32.000 on the wings Wow, that almost was sarah mcgaugh. I feel like she was

01:19:41.000 here I feel like she was here.

01:19:44.000 It's like a live performance.

01:19:45.000 I do a lot of good lesbian singers. 1.00

01:19:47.000 Come to my window! 0.89

01:19:50.000 Bat soup! 1.00

01:19:53.000 It's the B side.

01:19:54.000 Was that the international sign for having bat soup? 1.00

01:19:56.000 I think so.

01:19:57.000 It's corn on the cob.

01:19:58.000 Except with bats.

01:19:59.000 Sorry to put a little bit of butter.

01:20:00.000 You were talking about Melissa Etheridge, but I wasn't sure what you were doing.

01:20:03.000 That's horrible. 1.00

01:20:04.000 You're disgusting, Stoop. 1.00

01:20:05.000 How dare you. 1.00

01:20:10.000 By the way, let's go back to South Korea.

01:20:11.000 Keep in mind, they began moving to create testing kits January 16th.

01:20:17.000 And again, they worked with private industry two weeks before the World Health Organization actually declared COVID an emergency.

01:20:23.000 So this is important to note that Donald Trump values Taiwan's approach.

01:20:27.000 So if you want to talk about the International Committee and you want to talk about who's supporting people in the... Why is it racist for someone, for example, to mention BATSUP?

01:20:35.000 Or to mention the Chinese Communist government?

01:20:37.000 But you don't recognize that Donald Trump actually is supporting the people, the Taiwanese people, who've been oppressed by China!

01:20:45.000 And the World Health Organization doesn't even want to recognize them, doesn't even want to talk!

01:20:47.000 about recognizing. Won't even let them in the room because they're afraid of offending China. 0.99

01:20:51.000 Right. That's incredible to me. I don't understand. We do have to get to Anthony

01:20:54.000 Kumiya and of course it's youtube.com slash StuDoesAmerica show. That's right. Horrible

01:20:59.000 name. Yeah, no. Good name for the show. Horrible URL. Okay.

01:21:02.000 Gerald, thank you.

01:21:05.000 Donald Trump should cut funding to the World Health Organization.

01:21:07.000 And here's something else that people aren't recognizing.

01:21:09.000 You know why the working class Americans, when we're talking about the Rust Belt, don't think that you're going in to bat for them?

01:21:14.000 Do you know why, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders?

01:21:17.000 Because you don't even go in to bat for the working class in China, let alone Taiwan.

01:21:21.000 These are people who are being paid pennies a day to work in sweatshop factories.

01:21:25.000 The World Health Organization turns a blind eye.

01:21:27.000 The one nation that tried to get themselves separated and say, We don't want to do it the way that China does it. 0.98

01:21:32.000 Donald Trump says, good on you.

01:21:34.000 I'm going to actually try and recognize you and support you, just like I support the steel mill worker in Pittsburgh.

01:21:39.000 And the World Health Organization says, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:41.000 We want to stand with the government who oppresses its people and then lies to the working class people across the pond, ensuring a pandemic when 95% of it could have been mitigated had we just done our job.

01:21:55.000 I don't think we need to be funding the World Health Organization At all.

01:21:59.000 If you want to find someone to blame, you don't need to shift the blame from Donald Trump to World Health Organization.

01:22:04.000 You just need to keep it squarely where it always was.

01:22:08.000 Chinese government and the World Health Organization.

01:22:11.000 We are cleaning up their mess.

01:22:13.000 No one's doing it perfectly.

01:22:15.000 But how about we start with this?

01:22:16.000 Let's look out for the working class. 0.98

01:22:17.000 Let's look out for the underdog.

01:22:19.000 In this case, it's the underdog in the United States.

01:22:21.000 Wolverines forever.

01:22:21.000 by the international economic crippling and the underdog in Taiwan and also the underdog in China

01:22:27.000 when they're not a part of the elite ruling class in the government or Jackie Chan shooting

01:22:32.000 propaganda commercials for the government. Good God, can we make them included in Red Dawn?

01:22:37.000 I can't believe that we catered to their stupid film market and changed it to North Korea. 0.99

01:22:42.000 We should have seen the giant Chinese red flag, flipped them the bird, 1.00

01:22:46.000 and said Wolverines forever. Was it Wolverines? Wolverines forever!

01:22:50.000 Don't believe China!

01:22:51.000 Don't trust China! 1.00

01:22:52.000 China asshole! 1.00

01:22:53.000 Alright, Anthony, come here after this. 1.00

01:22:54.000 Alright, here we go.

01:22:55.000 My foot is really purple!

01:22:57.000 Put it away! 0.98

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01:23:12.000 Excellent.

01:23:13.000 Now all you have to do is access that fascist computer mainframe. 0.54

01:23:20.000 This will be too easy. 0.99

01:23:22.000 Smash the f- Oh my non-conforming, genderless, non-binary, two-spirited god. 1.00

01:23:30.000 What's happening? 1.00

01:23:31.000 Did they find you?

01:23:32.000 No.

01:23:33.000 They have no search history.

01:23:34.000 Abort! 0.99

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01:25:23.000 This is nice.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:23.000 This is nice. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we don't spend enough time together like this, you know.

01:25:53.000 Bye for now.

01:25:54.000 You're busy.

01:25:55.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:25:56.000 I mean, there's probably an appropriate amount of time.

01:25:59.000 I see you're eating your vegetables.

01:26:01.000 Lots of good roughage is important.

01:26:02.000 Yeah.

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01:26:10.000 Yeah.

01:26:11.000 Yeah.

01:26:13.000 Have you seen Richard Jewell yet?

01:26:16.000 No, I haven't.

01:26:17.000 I've been meaning to see it.

01:26:19.000 Oh, yeah, it's good.

01:26:20.000 It is good.

01:26:21.000 It's worth it.

01:26:21.000 It's a fascinating story.

01:26:24.000 Yeah, I should check it out.

01:26:25.000 Oh! 0.60

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01:26:27.000 Yeah, you have anal fissures. 1.00

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01:26:51.000 Because we all have to together, together, because we can't fight, we have to together as one fight COVID-19.

01:26:59.000 Ah, COVID-19.

01:26:59.000 If nothing else, that's what this program is about, is showing everyone that we can only, we are only as strong as our weakest link.

01:27:08.000 Speaking of weakest link, I love our next guest.

01:27:10.000 He's a fantastic conversationalist, one of the best broadcasters in the business.

01:27:16.000 And I mean that, honestly.

01:27:16.000 You know him from Opie and Anthony's show.

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01:27:30.000 Anthony Kumia, how are you, sir?

01:27:32.000 Very good.

01:27:34.000 I'm here with, of course, my co-host Dave Landau, because we're cohorting together during this whole quarantine thing.

01:27:41.000 It's very strange.

01:27:43.000 A lot of people have been doing the Brady Bunch boxes, you know, where they do their show that way.

01:27:49.000 But we said screw it.

01:27:52.000 He's staying here.

01:27:53.000 He's living at my estate here out on Long Island in the North Wing.

01:28:00.000 Glad to have him. 0.74

01:28:01.000 Drew, our guy in the, I like to call it the out-of-control room, because he's crazy.

01:28:05.000 You are a delight. 0.90

01:28:07.000 It's wacky.

01:28:08.000 This sounds like the stuff that nightmares are made of.

01:28:12.000 He's living with you in Long Island.

01:28:15.000 And as you refer to the Brady Bunch box, CNN calls it the golden standard of broadcasting.

01:28:23.000 Did I ever tell you?

01:28:24.000 This is a true story.

01:28:24.000 When I was on Fox News one time, so they actually, because they want to make it seem more international, it was either Doug Schoen or Lonnie Davis, you know, one of those stuffed suits.

01:28:33.000 And so we were in the same room, but they put us in separate boxes because they were saying, we want people to feel like you're in different cities.

01:28:40.000 And at the end of the segment, I said, whether it was Doug or Lannie, I'll go with Doug Schoen.

01:28:44.000 He irritates me more today.

01:28:46.000 I just said, Hey, Doug, put her there.

01:28:48.000 And I put my hand for high five into his box.

01:28:51.000 And I was suspended on air for two weeks.

01:28:56.000 I don't know if I was really officially suspended, but I know for two weeks all the regular spots were gone.

01:29:00.000 And it was worth it.

01:29:01.000 It was worth it.

01:29:03.000 So you're both in Long Island right now.

01:29:06.000 I wanted to ask you, can I actually go to a clip first?

01:29:08.000 Because obviously New York is a hotbed for infectious diseases right now.

01:29:12.000 Oh yeah.

01:29:13.000 And I know you have some strong opinions on this, Anthony, and I'm sure, Dave, you do as well.

01:29:18.000 Let's go to Governor Cuomo.

01:29:21.000 I always forget if it's Cuomo or de Blasio.

01:29:25.000 Being what he be.

01:29:26.000 I want to be, frankly, more aggressive on the enforcement.

01:29:30.000 We're going to increase the potential maximum fine from $500 to $1,000.

01:29:36.000 But it's not really about the fine.

01:29:38.000 Nobody wants the money.

01:29:40.000 We want the compliance.

01:29:43.000 First off, do you buy that nobody wants the money?

01:29:46.000 I mean, someone wants some money, right?

01:29:50.000 Of course.

01:29:51.000 This is a guy that throughout his tenure as governor of the state of New York How'd you get away with it though?

01:29:58.000 legislation deals where laws get signed into unbelievable the highest taxes in the nation.

01:30:07.000 Gun regulations that are so ridiculous that no one ever got to debate or try to even put

01:30:15.000 in their own opinion on.

01:30:16.000 How did you get away with it though?

01:30:18.000 Every time I see you, you're packing a new piece.

01:30:21.000 I am in compliance with New York State.

01:30:25.000 I will not be one of those guys that say, well, I'll just give up or I'll be illegal.

01:30:30.000 They're trying to get legitimate gun owners to break the law so they could take their guns away. 1.00

01:30:35.000 Sure.

01:30:36.000 But I refuse.

01:30:38.000 So I go with their crappy little 10 round magazine in my AR. 0.98

01:30:42.000 It looks ridiculous. 0.99

01:30:44.000 It looks like you pulled your pants down in the locker room and you got a tiny little friggin I know the feel of love. 0.97

01:30:52.000 I got a big 30 round banana clip and I got this little stub coming out of the bottom of my AR.

01:30:58.000 You know, God forbid you have a bayonet lug, which is one of the classifications for an assault weapon.

01:31:04.000 Because you know how many robberies are done with a screaming World War I bayonet charge?

01:31:10.000 Over the top boys!

01:31:12.000 Let's take this trench and rob the 7-Eleven! 0.78

01:31:16.000 And he's just coming in with one of those wraps around their head, like Marley and Christmas Carol, wrapping his jaw.

01:31:21.000 You don't know what that does.

01:31:22.000 You're like, this is not going to fix your jaw.

01:31:25.000 He's injured!

01:31:26.000 Yeah.

01:31:27.000 So, I didn't even know that about bayonets.

01:31:29.000 But you, if I'm not mistaken, don't you have a permit to carry in New York?

01:31:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:35.000 Well, I had one for the city, but I'm reworking on getting that back, which looks impossible.

01:31:42.000 It just seems impossible these days.

01:31:45.000 I did it when Bloomberg was still in office.

01:31:50.000 Maybe even Giuliani.

01:31:51.000 God, it was a long time ago.

01:31:53.000 And now with de Blasio as mayor in New York.

01:31:57.000 And then there was some kind of scandal, of course, because they were taking payoffs to give people permits.

01:32:02.000 Right.

01:32:02.000 So that whole thing ended.

01:32:04.000 So I'm good in New York State, just not in the confines of the city, where, by the way, it's needed more than anywhere else.

01:32:11.000 I was going to say.

01:32:13.000 In New York State.

01:32:14.000 Yeah, if nothing else, just to put the bats out of their misery before consuming.

01:32:19.000 I mean, I know that we're a little rougher on the edges, but we're none for cruelty here.

01:32:24.000 Right.

01:32:26.000 Dave is from Detroit, so he knows some of the finer aspects of mental patients running around a city.

01:32:35.000 Hold on a second.

01:32:35.000 Dave, where are you from in Detroit?

01:32:37.000 Because everyone says Detroit, but where are you actually from?

01:32:40.000 Well, I'm from where you were born, Grosse Pointe, but I was born in Detroit.

01:32:44.000 Right, yeah.

01:32:45.000 We do go into Detroit to buy our guns out of brown paper bags.

01:32:48.000 Right, yes.

01:32:50.000 Yes, contrary to the people who sell them in paper bags, they walk into Grosse Pointe, and then they ride back into Detroit.

01:32:56.000 That's very common.

01:32:57.000 Yes, that's usually what they do.

01:32:58.000 You kind of want to go into their area for the gun, though, because cops do stop them the second they cross that border.

01:33:03.000 Yeah.

01:33:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:05.000 It is true.

01:33:05.000 Well, you know, my dad is from... So he was actually inside of Seven Mile, there off of Kajuro.

01:33:09.000 Yeah, we talked about it.

01:33:10.000 That's where I was born, yeah.

01:33:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:33:11.000 All right.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:12.000 Well, my dad lived there.

01:33:12.000 So sometimes he'll have someone say, like, oh, I'm from Detroit.

01:33:15.000 My dad'll go, wait, wait, wait.

01:33:15.000 No, no, no.

01:33:16.000 Hold on a second.

01:33:17.000 You're from Saginaw.

01:33:18.000 You're from Mount Pleasant.

01:33:19.000 Not the same thing.

01:33:20.000 His house, I think, went for $745.

01:33:24.000 And he didn't want to accept how shitty his neighborhood was.

01:33:31.000 When we were driving through it, I was like, wow, dad, this is really ghetto. 0.99

01:33:35.000 He was like, no, no.

01:33:37.000 That was Mr. Naples, or whatever his name was.

01:33:40.000 He used to make handmade canoes.

01:33:41.000 I'm like, dad, that's a meth house now.

01:33:44.000 But it wasn't then.

01:33:45.000 They're like, this guy's giving me bird calls and trying to sell me rot.

01:33:52.000 Yeah, okay, so sorry, we've gotten off the beaten path here.

01:33:56.000 So New York, what's your perception?

01:33:59.000 They're living in New York City.

01:34:00.000 How are they handling it?

01:34:01.000 Because all eyes are on New York right now.

01:34:03.000 Yeah, yeah, that seems... we seem to be the city where... and the state, but also New York City is a huge hotbed, as they want to call it.

01:34:13.000 It's terrible.

01:34:13.000 It's the, you know, United Soviet Socialist Republic of New York, and it's so restrictive.

01:34:20.000 I really do think... I don't... I'm not crazy enough to think this is a hoax or that...

01:34:26.000 By the Jews? 0.92

01:34:27.000 still on the on the fence about whether it was purposefully put out there by

01:34:32.000 the virus I don't buy someone or something I don't know I don't know as

01:34:36.000 much as anyone else does it know so what am I gonna just take someone's word for

01:34:40.000 it but the thing is whatever however this thing spread yeah There are certain people in government that are using it way to their advantage.

01:34:48.000 I think this is a test to see how far we can be pushed and bent over before we say, hey, enough. 0.92

01:34:55.000 And boy, we literally spun around, shoved our own heads up our asses because we're just taking it. 0.97

01:35:03.000 We really are green. 0.99

01:35:04.000 Wait, hold on a second. 1.00

01:35:04.000 I'm trying to think of the physicality because you're very flowery with your language, but I don't think that spinning around would assist in putting your head up your own ass. 1.00

01:35:11.000 You would have to invert more so, right? 0.99

01:35:14.000 Wouldn't you have to go through the legs?

01:35:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:15.000 I mean like putting yourself into kind of a loop.

01:35:18.000 Okay.

01:35:18.000 Well, it's not entirely accurate, but you know, we're all a little rusty today.

01:35:25.000 We don't want to be fake news here.

01:35:27.000 Right.

01:35:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:28.000 We don't want to be the World Health Organization.

01:35:31.000 Taiwan's like, what about me? 1.00

01:35:32.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:35:36.000 I said this early on that I won't be shamed into panicking, and it's a real virus, obviously, and people need to take precautions, but a long time ago I said, listen, when we look at the actual mortality rates and we look at the deaths, and One thing, too, your state, by the way, is just registering anyone who dies who has coronavirus as a corona death. 0.98

01:35:54.000 And that's not even the standard in influenza season, meaning if someone has leukemia and is undergoing treatment and they have a life expectancy of three months and they get influenza, they don't just list it as an influenza death.

01:36:05.000 But that's what they're doing with COVID-19.

01:36:07.000 You die when you're 95.

01:36:09.000 You die because you're 95.

01:36:11.000 Right.

01:36:11.000 Yeah.

01:36:12.000 You know, I mean, the Chinese wet market just accelerated the process a little bit.

01:36:16.000 Yeah.

01:36:17.000 Um, yeah, it's a I think if you got into a car accident at this point, yeah, and died of massive head trauma, and they somehow figured out you had Corona, they would list it as a Corona death, right.

01:36:29.000 And that's why New York State has these unbelievably high numbers.

01:36:34.000 It's all going to turn out to be a money grab once this is all said and done.

01:36:40.000 They're gonna go, now we're putting this bill out there to prepare for the next pandemic.

01:36:45.000 And it's just gonna be everything under the sun on the bill.

01:36:50.000 It's gonna be an influx of cash that's unbelievable.

01:36:54.000 And by the way, there will be no preparation for a pandemic. 0.99

01:36:57.000 It'll go in cronies pockets and these crappy bullshit programs like- 0.99

01:37:03.000 to make Pelosi's eyebrows higher. 1.00

01:37:05.000 Like, what just happened?

01:37:06.000 We just, yeah, I don't know.

01:37:08.000 We just signed another stimulus, and now every time we sign a stimulus, your eyebrows go, I don't know, there's no causation, it's not correlation!

01:37:16.000 Was the death due to the slight air pockets?

01:37:20.000 No, I think it was the Subaru on the overall chest cavity.

01:37:24.000 But it's interesting that you say money grab.

01:37:25.000 Have you seen this new conspiracy now where they're saying the reason Donald Trump, and they're really going hard after chloroquine.

01:37:30.000 We were early on this.

01:37:32.000 They're really going after it and I think it's just because it turns out he's right.

01:37:36.000 And by the way, the science was right.

01:37:38.000 So they're going after it hard.

01:37:39.000 Now they're trying to say that someone who is a partial owner in one of the companies that will be obviously creating more hydroxychloroquine tablets visited Trump's golf course.

01:37:50.000 It's a generic drug!

01:37:51.000 Bayer! 0.84

01:37:52.000 People, makers of aspirin will be Printing these out like they're, you know, like they're ecstasy tablets on a little paper roll.

01:38:00.000 Yeah.

01:38:01.000 Everyone will.

01:38:02.000 It could not be a less profitable drug.

01:38:05.000 The conspiracies now are just so, so outlandish.

01:38:08.000 It's gotten to a point where I don't even necessarily know how to process the news. 1.00

01:38:12.000 So I just go to Joe Biden sounding like he drank a bucket of salt water and ate his own shit. 1.00

01:38:17.000 It's anything Trump does. 1.00

01:38:21.000 They've been saying that if he said it was a horrible drug, a bad drug, never use chloroquine, it would be all over the place and the media would be saying, oh my god, I can't believe he's against this miracle drug.

01:38:34.000 Right.

01:38:34.000 Yeah, it's a generic now.

01:38:35.000 It doesn't have a that.

01:38:38.000 I guess you have a certain amount of years of exclusivity if you invent the drug with a patent after a while, anyone can make it.

01:38:45.000 This is like, yeah, like you said, it's like aspirin.

01:38:48.000 It's like nothing.

01:38:49.000 There's no money to be made.

01:38:51.000 And how many other people from other businesses have played golf at Trump's golf course?

01:38:56.000 I know.

01:38:56.000 It's so ridiculous how they try to tie everything in to this guy passing up, leaving his job as one of the richest guys in America, a successful businessman, Donald Trump, going into the presidency where he's not making any money.

01:39:11.000 He's giving it away and trying to make it sound like this was his scheme to get rich.

01:39:17.000 Right.

01:39:17.000 It makes no sense whatsoever.

01:39:19.000 His scheme all along was to make, to ensure that China continued their wet markets in a country that he hates, to ensure that a disease comes over here, where he will receive a very small, not quite sizable, but significant kickback from a company that would be one of many to print out a generic, unprofitable drug. 0.52

01:39:38.000 Sorry, Dave, I cut you off.

01:39:40.000 I was very rude.

01:39:40.000 I apologize.

01:39:42.000 No, you're fine.

01:39:42.000 I'm just with you completely.

01:39:43.000 The stuff's readily available.

01:39:45.000 Anybody can get it.

01:39:46.000 And just to watch people argue, it was nice to see that somebody in Michigan, in politics, did admit, who was on the Democratic side, that her life was saved by that medication.

01:39:56.000 It's readily available.

01:39:57.000 People can get it.

01:39:58.000 It's in tonic water.

01:40:00.000 It's not like you're buying anything that's serious.

01:40:02.000 It's not like it's Oxy... Wait, wait.

01:40:04.000 I thought tonic water was quinine.

01:40:08.000 I don't think it has chloroquine.

01:40:14.000 I don't want to have Snopes fact-checking this video underneath here, all because Dave decided to get lippy.

01:40:20.000 I don't like to read.

01:40:25.000 I just see what I see.

01:40:28.000 You just did a taste test, like the Pepsi challenger.

01:40:31.000 Seems like chloroquine.

01:40:32.000 I don't know if you saw, we covered, you know, the story that was everywhere, the lady who drank fish tank cleaner.

01:40:37.000 Total speculation, by the way.

01:40:39.000 I think she offed her husband. 1.00

01:40:40.000 That's what I think.

01:40:41.000 Dude, we've been saying that for weeks.

01:40:42.000 Yeah, I mean, I saw your piece on it.

01:40:45.000 It was so good.

01:40:47.000 And I'm just sitting there watching it going, yep, said that from the start.

01:40:50.000 The second, I watched too many episodes of Forensic Files to not see one through this.

01:40:55.000 This is such a forensic file.

01:40:57.000 It's going to be on forensic file.

01:40:59.000 She looked around, saw something that had chloroquine in it, and decided, what a great way to kill my husband.

01:41:08.000 I'll get a fish tank cleaner. 0.74

01:41:09.000 Opportunistic.

01:41:10.000 And, you know, that's exactly, that's what I believe.

01:41:13.000 Personally, I believe she did.

01:41:15.000 She made some bye-bye tea.

01:41:20.000 Yeah, they find it in her, you know, they're like, oh, well, she's clearly not a murderer.

01:41:26.000 You ever see those cases on forensic files where the spouse, the significant other, is stabbed 82 times, which absolutely goes back to the significant other.

01:41:38.000 No one robs you and then stabs you 82 times.

01:41:40.000 I think it might be personal.

01:41:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:45.000 And then they stabbed themselves like superficially once in the shoulder.

01:41:51.000 Well, you know the weirdest one was... Yeah, I tried to fight them off, but that's exactly what she did. 0.66

01:41:55.000 She took a little bit of it, and the husband dies from it. 0.94

01:41:59.000 She's like, oh, I'm so...

01:42:00.000 Well, I don't know if you saw that we called the NBC reporter because I was going, hold on a second.

01:42:04.000 The only, this should be catnip to reporters. 0.97

01:42:07.000 Lady kills her husband. 0.99

01:42:08.000 The only thing that gets them more hard is man dies from Trump medical advice. 0.95

01:42:12.000 And so they didn't do any due diligence.

01:42:14.000 And she said, she's like, well, it sounds to me like you have a story and that you want, I said, no, no, no, I don't want the story.

01:42:20.000 You take it.

01:42:20.000 You take this information.

01:42:21.000 I'm surprised you didn't look at her voting records or criminal history.

01:42:24.000 They had no interest whatsoever.

01:42:27.000 It is remarkable to me.

01:42:28.000 I think if nothing else, and you've been talking about this, is the media malpractice that is going on right now.

01:42:34.000 The fact that Donald Trump's approval ratings go up and then say, let's stop, let's stop running the press briefings.

01:42:38.000 He can't talk directly to the American people.

01:42:40.000 We have to have Wolf Blitzer act as an interpreter because they want to control this.

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:45.000 Yeah, it's it's the way it's been now for years.

01:42:49.000 It was a little shocking.

01:42:50.000 I think to America when we first saw how full of The mainstream media is.

01:42:56.000 And then now they don't even try to hide it.

01:42:59.000 It's so blatantly there for everyone to see that they're just lying to you for an agenda, to drive an agenda. 0.99

01:43:08.000 They're either that or they're so stupid, they don't realize that videos are up online. 0.99

01:43:14.000 They last forever. 1.00

01:43:15.000 What you said last week is still there.

01:43:18.000 You're completely contradicting it this week, but we have that video of you saying the opposite last week.

01:43:24.000 And I don't know what their goal is here, because like you said, every time they try this,

01:43:29.000 Trump's numbers just go up.

01:43:31.000 It's remarkable.

01:43:32.000 Speaking of, by the way, I don't even know what we're speaking about, but guidelines, I think we have this tweet we can bring up that you posted about the NYPD, or at least it was there and you commented on it, I don't remember exactly the original source, of a police officer telling a man that he was going to fine him if he didn't put the distance between him and this lady, and he said, well, she's my wife.

01:43:54.000 He said, I don't care, I'm going to fine you.

01:43:55.000 I mean, if I'm that man to respond with, OK, I'll fine your wife, officer, I just can't believe that this is what's going on right now.

01:44:01.000 You're going to fine a man for being next to his wife? 0.98

01:44:04.000 That's what's happening in your state?

01:44:06.000 I'm fine.

01:44:07.000 Yeah, why not?

01:44:09.000 Who cares?

01:44:10.000 He's probably like, officer, I'm going to sit with my wife.

01:44:12.000 Can you fine me?

01:44:16.000 And then, oh, oh, sweet, my, you know, he's, but it's the, it's the cop.

01:44:21.000 I can't, you can't do anything to beat cops.

01:44:23.000 I have to do 12 feet now.

01:44:25.000 Oh, I'd love to walk hand in hand with you in the park, sweetie.

01:44:28.000 But, uh, you know, the cops.

01:44:30.000 I'm going to go home and stay in the house and you don't.

01:44:34.000 There has been just this amazing authoritarian jump during this whole thing.

01:44:41.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:44:41.000 And the fining thing is ridiculous. 0.95

01:44:44.000 If you're supposed to be helping people, I could see going around and going, hey, you know, we're trying to keep people apart.

01:44:49.000 Right.

01:44:50.000 Like a high school dance.

01:44:51.000 Obviously, you're going to be together, but then they're outside.

01:44:54.000 Maybe they're bumping into people they shouldn't be.

01:44:56.000 I don't know.

01:44:57.000 But maybe just say, hey people, you're not supposed to do this.

01:45:01.000 Not the fine.

01:45:02.000 Like he says, the money doesn't matter.

01:45:04.000 Like Cuomo said, it matters.

01:45:06.000 Believe me, every ticket that you get in New York City for double parking and speeding and red light cameras, all those things are all about money.

01:45:17.000 Nothing's about safety.

01:45:18.000 Look at the size of the ticket too. 0.96

01:45:20.000 You're taking away people's ability to make a living and then you're charging them for it and then putting them on Who would have thought that the biggest act of rebellion we could think up in the year 2020 would be wanting to go to work and have sex with your wife? 0.95

01:45:36.000 That's punk rock right there. 0.98

01:45:38.000 What are you, a member of the Misfits?

01:45:41.000 No, I'm not Danzig! 1.00

01:45:43.000 I just have sex with my wife and I go to work! 1.00

01:45:45.000 You're a rebel without a cause. 1.00

01:45:48.000 What's your cause? 1.00

01:45:48.000 Having sex with your wife? 1.00

01:45:50.000 I know. 1.00

01:45:51.000 We are all just zany characters.

01:45:53.000 I really pissed off.

01:45:54.000 I'll talk about this tomorrow.

01:45:55.000 I pissed off people at the Urgent Clinic because I thought I broke my foot. 0.96

01:45:58.000 It just turns out I tore some crap in there. 0.70

01:46:00.000 And I went in and they were really upset about, you know, coronavirus. 0.96

01:46:03.000 They wouldn't let my wife come in. 1.00

01:46:04.000 Okay, so I put on a mask and sanitizer.

01:46:05.000 I actually brought my own mask.

01:46:06.000 Use this mask.

01:46:07.000 Mine's better.

01:46:09.000 And they said, well, use ours.

01:46:10.000 I said, what?

01:46:11.000 No.

01:46:12.000 So that was, it started off on the wrong foot.

01:46:14.000 And I said, so have you had a lot of coronavirus patients?

01:46:16.000 And, uh, not the doctor.

01:46:17.000 The doctor was very nice, but the nurse practitioner, who was the guy, uh, said, uh, he said, yeah, too many.

01:46:25.000 And I said, well, what do you got?

01:46:26.000 Do you have a, like, do you have a lot of them?

01:46:27.000 Like a lot of them are very, have you had any deaths?

01:46:30.000 He said, no, none yet here.

01:46:32.000 I said, have you had any, any, like, have you had any young people were just out of the blue or, you know, they're on, Like, are you running out of ventilators or people who you would never, you know, you'd never see it coming?

01:46:40.000 He said, no, not, not so much with young people.

01:46:42.000 And so I said, oh, okay.

01:46:43.000 So, so just the dry cough mostly.

01:46:47.000 And he was like, well, if you don't think it's that serious, then maybe you shouldn't sanitize your hands.

01:46:52.000 Like, what?

01:46:53.000 How did it escalate this quickly? 1.00

01:46:56.000 And then they charged me $100 for a Motrin shot in my ass. 1.00

01:46:58.000 That's what they gave me. 1.00

01:46:59.000 They were like, it's Motrin.

01:47:00.000 I was like, OK.

01:47:00.000 And then they gave me a bill for $100.

01:47:01.000 I'm like, that's expensive ibuprofen.

01:47:04.000 Couldn't you have told me beforehand?

01:47:05.000 Sorry, I'm burdening with you with this.

01:47:07.000 It's been a rough day, Anthony.

01:47:08.000 I'm in there dressed as, like, Like the gimp from Pulp Fiction?

01:47:12.000 Like, was he just covered from head to toe with goggles on?

01:47:15.000 No, he wa- yeah, like a- like a minion. 0.99

01:47:17.000 Uh, no, he, uh... No, just your average self-important d**k. And scrubs. 0.98

01:47:22.000 I don't like- I don't like the idea that male nurses are dressed absolutely like doctors. 0.99

01:47:28.000 No.

01:47:29.000 Yes!

01:47:29.000 It's very confusing!

01:47:31.000 No, surgeons!

01:47:32.000 Like specialty doctors!

01:47:33.000 Surgeons!

01:47:34.000 Yes, yes!

01:47:35.000 I honestly think they should have to wear the white dress with the hat. 0.98

01:47:38.000 With the little paper hat.

01:47:41.000 Like it's a 1940s movie.

01:47:43.000 Like that nurse. 1.00

01:47:44.000 Right, exactly.

01:47:45.000 And by the way, let's be clear, they're all heroes.

01:47:48.000 Every single one of them.

01:47:49.000 100% comparable to New York firefighters after 9-11.

01:47:51.000 We're just talking about the uniforms.

01:47:58.000 Those guys who went down to the towers, down to ground zero, who are still coughing up soot, you know, about 20 years later.

01:48:06.000 Child's play compared to walking in on a patient who hasn't taken his elderberry syrup.

01:48:11.000 They don't know toughness.

01:48:13.000 This is already demonetized.

01:48:15.000 Let's move on, this is going very well.

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01:51:52.000 That's just the illest analyst right here.

01:51:53.000 But look, look, look at that.

01:51:55.000 That is a perfect ice foot bath.

01:51:58.000 If I've ever seen one, it's not, it's not getting green.

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01:52:49.000 I came prepared for the drowning dance because this is my... 0.98

01:53:18.000 Disgusting. 0.88

01:53:20.000 When I scoot back the chair, it's usually my right foot. 0.94

01:53:23.000 I've never scooted with my left foot.

01:53:26.000 It's very sad.

01:53:26.000 I've never done that with the left foot.

01:53:28.000 It's kind of like an inchworm.

01:53:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:53:31.000 But, uh, it's my foot.

01:53:33.000 Yeah.

01:53:34.000 By the way, my foot will be fine.

01:53:35.000 There's no need to amputate.

01:53:36.000 Uh, and for people who are confused, Anthony Comea, we went so- the timer stopped working, and we did pre-tape this because he's on the East Coast and he didn't want to go super late.

01:53:43.000 Um, we taped like 40-something minutes, so it is available for- we're just uploading that full interview separately.

01:53:49.000 As opposed to this show.

01:53:51.000 And by the way, thank you again so much.

01:53:53.000 Promo code is QUARANTINE to get $30 off.

01:53:55.000 It is Mug Club Quarantine Month. 0.79

01:53:57.000 Tomorrow morning, we will see you.

01:53:58.000 We'll be talking a little bit about Rhett and Link.

01:54:01.000 We did the Masked Monday. 0.86

01:54:01.000 A little bit, yeah. 0.86

01:54:02.000 Which we thought was the friendliest thing we've ever done.

01:54:04.000 Positively obtained. 1.00

01:54:06.000 And then the producer called me a piece of shit, which actually popped off. 1.00

01:54:09.000 Be that as it may, I have no problem with someone calling me a piece of shit. 1.00

01:54:13.000 I just am curious as to why you think I'm a piece of shit. 1.00

01:54:19.000 So we'll be talking about that more a little bit tomorrow, and probably another Mass... I think another Mass Monday is warranted their way. 0.99

01:54:24.000 I think so. 0.94

01:54:25.000 And I'm not sure that calling someone a piece of s*** is brand friendly, which seems to be the focus of one Mr. Rhett and or Link. 0.98

01:54:33.000 And those are both s*** names. 0.96

01:54:36.000 You don't think they're real names? 0.98

01:54:37.000 They're TV names.

01:54:40.000 So, a couple of things.

01:54:41.000 I know this is usually where I try and close and provide some sort of inspiration or advice, but I am le tired.

01:54:46.000 And I actually just wanted to read something that was inspirational to me from one of you out there.

01:54:53.000 So, this was a year ago, actually, on the Life Advice installment.

01:54:57.000 We got a letter from a gentleman who was blind.

01:55:01.000 And for people who don't remember, I don't know if this went up on YouTube or if it was only for Mug Club members, let me jog your memory.

01:55:07.000 I've been blind since 13, and I'm 24 now.

01:55:11.000 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

01:55:13.000 Ever since I've lost my sight, I've noticed that I've been forced into limitations that keep me from living a life that I wanted.

01:55:18.000 One thing that I will say is missing from here, and that's a dream.

01:55:24.000 That's goals.

01:55:25.000 And listen, goals change.

01:55:27.000 Dreams change.

01:55:29.000 People need to know that it's okay to change your goals and your dreams.

01:55:31.000 Yeah, and that was a fun day, and you know what?

01:55:34.000 I'm pretty sure we made fun of him quite a bit.

01:55:36.000 Yeah, we gave some ribbing, you know.

01:55:37.000 For his disability, as one does. 0.66

01:55:39.000 He can take it.

01:55:40.000 But in a friendly way, and hopefully, you know, when you do this, and I will say this as well, I want to hear you guys comment below.

01:55:46.000 Hear you guys.

01:55:46.000 Read you guys comment below.

01:55:47.000 I'm obsessed with the blind and hearing.

01:55:50.000 I can't get it.

01:55:52.000 Smell.

01:55:53.000 Do a scratch and sniff with the comments.

01:55:55.000 Could you imagine if there were scratch and sniff comments on YouTube?

01:55:57.000 It's like, it smells like a, it smells like a pit of sulfur.

01:56:04.000 And for some reason, Jimi Hendrix.

01:56:05.000 Let's not get into that.

01:56:06.000 I don't want to make this as uncomfortable as possible, because I'm about to read something earnest.

01:56:13.000 You know, we do these things, we do this Life Advice, or whatever it is, Mass Monday, and it's separate from the pomp and circumstance and the jokes that we do.

01:56:21.000 And sometimes I'm talking to a brick wall, right?

01:56:23.000 I'm advised not to read the comments, always, because you'll get lost in it, and usually the people who hate you the most are the people who comment first.

01:56:30.000 So everyone else kind of gets to sort of chip in and enjoy some of the feedback.

01:56:35.000 I don't always get a pat on the back, and I would like to know what you guys would like to see more of here with Mug Club Quarantine Month, now that we're halfway through, because we've done some experimental streams, video gaming, you know, Masked Monday, life advice.

01:56:48.000 We told you that not everything's gonna... they can't all be gems!

01:56:51.000 But we are trying different things to see what it is that works and what it is that connects us with you the most effectively.

01:56:58.000 So let us know.

01:56:58.000 Let us know what you'd like to see more below, and I'll have Garrett read them.

01:57:02.000 But same thing with reading these Life Advice emails sometimes.

01:57:05.000 They come through the website at lifeadvice.lodworthcrowder.com, and the gentleman wrote me another letter, and I wanted to read it.

01:57:10.000 It says, A lot of the crowd are family.

01:57:13.000 I don't know if you remember me, but I was a young man who emailed into The Life Advice almost exactly a year ago where I talked about my blindness and the subsequent struggles with my mental health that it caused.

01:57:23.000 I do remember you.

01:57:24.000 We don't get that many blind emails.

01:57:26.000 Yeah.

01:57:27.000 Not a big genre of emails.

01:57:29.000 No, it's niche.

01:57:30.000 Yeah.

01:57:31.000 But I appreciate it.

01:57:33.000 Are the keyboards braille?

01:57:36.000 They must be.

01:57:36.000 They've got to be, right?

01:57:37.000 Well, I guess not at that point.

01:57:38.000 It's all tactile.

01:57:39.000 Like, they probably... Braille is almost obsolete because of the keyboard.

01:57:42.000 Well, if you're typing, none of... Anyway, I should read this letter and be respectful.

01:57:44.000 That's complicated, yeah.

01:57:45.000 Okay.

01:57:46.000 Again, I cannot thank you enough for both the advice and the kind gesture of the Mug Club subscription you gave me.

01:57:50.000 Well, I appreciate that it meant that much to you.

01:57:52.000 I'm not exaggerating when I say I legitimately believe those simple acts saved me from myself.

01:57:57.000 The main reason I'm emailing you is because I wanted to share where I am now from where I was a year ago.

01:58:01.000 I'm back in school like I planned, and I'm about to finish my junior year, so I only have one more year left for my bachelor's degree.

01:58:07.000 However, I'm actually considering going to law school because I've found myself more and more interested in pursuing that career from watching the legal struggles you all have had as well as being captivated when Mr. Richman, that's half Asian, Mr. Richman to you, buddy.

01:58:20.000 Listen, that hall, ooh, but I'm blind shtick, may work with the professors, but not here.

01:58:26.000 When Mr. Richman has discussed his profession and the law more generally, not only do I find the subject incredibly interesting, I want to be able to help fight the good fight like Mr. Richman.

01:58:35.000 Yes, I completely understand and laugh at the daredevil comparison, so don't feel bad about laughing at it too.

01:58:40.000 Context, we made fun of him in context of the daredevil.

01:58:42.000 It was a legitimate question if his other senses were heightened.

01:58:45.000 So he didn't answer.

01:58:46.000 That wasn't a joke.

01:58:48.000 That's a genuine question.

01:58:49.000 Get back to us.

01:58:51.000 I want a third email.

01:58:53.000 My passion project of music is taking a little bit of a backseat as I focus on school, but I still dedicate time to it.

01:58:53.000 Don't feel bad.

01:58:58.000 I want to show everyone that you can be something other than a far-left progressive ideologue and make it in the entertainment industry like you have Mr. Crowder.

01:59:04.000 You mustn't be afraid to aim your sights a little higher, love.

01:59:07.000 With regards to my mental health, I'm in a much better place than I was before.

01:59:10.000 I'm certainly not saying I'm perfect and I still have moments of weakness, but I do feel like there is a light at the end of the tunnel that I am moving toward for the first time since I can remember.

01:59:20.000 Maybe the road ahead will still be hard, but I no longer feel like I'm stumbling in the dark.

01:59:25.000 Well, as much as a blind person doesn't stumble in the dark when they have a light at the end of the tunnel.

01:59:30.000 I appreciate it, because you can make those jokes.

01:59:32.000 Take advantage.

01:59:34.000 Thank you again for all the kindness you have shown me, and I hope I can make you all proud.

01:59:40.000 Also, I renewed my Mug Club subscription and was able to pay for it myself, which was something that, even though it may seem small, made me incredibly happy.

01:59:47.000 I'm glad to support all of you, and being part of this movement is the first time I felt like I belonged anywhere.

01:59:52.000 My blindness has always made me feel like an outsider, but now I've found a new home.

01:59:56.000 Thank you.

01:59:58.000 Uh, his name, P.S.

01:59:59.000 I'm sorry I sent my letter to this email, but I wasn't sure where else to send it.

02:00:01.000 Also, my email was giving me trouble, and I don't know, well, I don't really care about your technical issues.

02:00:06.000 Okay, you know, you had earned some points.

02:00:09.000 Then you just wasted my time.

02:00:11.000 Um, you know, people sometimes in this office hear me talk, and I'm like, you know, listen, sometimes when you're the boss, you don't get a lot of pats on the back.

02:00:18.000 Uh, thank you.

02:00:21.000 That's it.

02:00:21.000 That does it.

02:00:23.000 That's, that's, when I see that, it makes, it's been a very tiring, exhausting couple of weeks, and not really, I want to be clear, not just, not because I'm doing the Mug Club quarantine in two shows a day, and we have it, you know, we're doing it with a skeleton crew.

02:00:35.000 Oh no, I just touched my eyes!

02:00:37.000 Now I'm gonna be like the email guy!

02:00:39.000 Who's gonna get you? 0.99

02:00:41.000 There have been some things, some technical issues, behind-the-scenes hiccups, my foot, which is really just my fault that I'm a pussy. 0.99

02:00:49.000 And something else happens too, though. 0.96

02:00:51.000 This is why this means a lot to me, and this is not really inspirational so much as it is a thank you.

02:00:55.000 And I understand that many of you are in tough times and cannot afford to join Mug Club, so understand that I'm not trying to sell you something that you don't want or can't afford.

02:01:03.000 I'm just asking if it's something that you do want and you want the show to continue.

02:01:08.000 You make that so, because we can't do it without you.

02:01:13.000 There's a difference.

02:01:14.000 A lot of people get to separate their job, their career, and their home life.

02:01:19.000 Particularly this month, this is it.

02:01:22.000 This is 100% of what I am, of who I am.

02:01:25.000 Every moment, pretty much, is spent doing this show.

02:01:28.000 Now, two shows a day, several days a week, for you guys.

02:01:32.000 And that can be pretty tiring.

02:01:33.000 Anyone who's ever spoken in front of a large group of people, sometimes you forget that millions of people are watching here.

02:01:38.000 There's still that pressure.

02:01:39.000 Everyone in here feels it when the camera's going.

02:01:40.000 Oh, I forgot that point. 0.98

02:01:42.000 Yeah, because you know someone's going to give you crap for it.

02:01:44.000 So it is tiring.

02:01:45.000 And we do this thing.

02:01:47.000 Before the show, called the, is it the, do we call it the alphabet game?

02:01:50.000 Alphabet game, warm-up game.

02:01:52.000 Yeah, we do some warm-up games to try and, you know, enhance verbal fluidity and short-term recall, and sometimes we do an alphabet game where we go and every person has to name a word that starts with the letters.

02:02:01.000 So, A, you know, it might be, if we're doing animals, it might be like, A, Alph, Albatross, B, I don't even know.

02:02:10.000 This is the point that I'm at.

02:02:12.000 Bear.

02:02:12.000 Bumblebee.

02:02:13.000 C. That's two right there.

02:02:16.000 The point is...

02:02:18.000 No, and for me, you sort of realize who you are when you're really tired, or at least what your natural capabilities are.

02:02:27.000 Like, I've seen Audio Wade be very tired, and he can sing.

02:02:31.000 He can sing with the best of them.

02:02:32.000 I've watched Quarterback Garrett be very tired, and then come out with an amazing-to-scale replica of R2-D2, so accurate that when I was like, hey, what's this thing there?

02:02:41.000 He was offended at me not appreciating the detail.

02:02:44.000 It is true.

02:02:46.000 But I'm sure if I were to ask you to do something that isn't your wheelhouse when you're tired, it's hard.

02:02:50.000 And same thing for me, I was doing the warm-up game like, I don't know how to do this.

02:02:53.000 But then when I sit in the chair and do this show, I'm able to do it.

02:02:58.000 I really am. 1.00

02:02:59.000 And I always panic before every show, my wife knows this, before every live show, before every performance, and I'm sure the comments section, because you suck, and be that as it may, piece of shit, according to Rhett and Link. 1.00

02:03:11.000 They always say, well, you know what, when you sit, In the chair, when you go on stage, you're going to go into autopilot. 0.99

02:03:18.000 And I don't believe that in the back of my mind.

02:03:20.000 I don't trust it, so I always over-prepare.

02:03:22.000 I over-prepare so that I can sort of be off the cuff and a little more conversational here.

02:03:26.000 But I will say that they're kind of right.

02:03:28.000 So I will come in, I won't be able to think of an animal that starts with B, as happened today, but then we did that show.

02:03:35.000 Which, you know what?

02:03:36.000 Pretty proud of that show, considering it went on this week.

02:03:38.000 I think it was a pretty fun show, and Anthony Camino makes everyone better, and Stu makes everyone better.

02:03:42.000 But the point I'm getting at is the reason it means so much to me, and I think everyone hears.

02:03:47.000 I can do that even when I'm exhausted, compared to accounting, because this is what I was born to do.

02:03:55.000 It really is.

02:03:55.000 And so when I see people out there, and I sort of see, it was mentioned this because I think it sort of came a little bit from Rhett and Link where they were doing that interview we did that last Monday and they were talking about how, you know, we try to stay relevant on YouTube and people want you to do things that you don't want to do.

02:04:08.000 For me, and I'm not saying this is the case with them, but you hear it from a lot of artists, anyone who is exasperated with their fans doesn't deserve the privilege of performing for them.

02:04:20.000 And it is a privilege and I am incredibly grateful, and I know that I only deserve, I don't even deserve this privilege, but I can only earn this privilege by doing what it is that I was designed to do, born to do, because if I'm tired and I can't remember anything else, when I sit here, something happens, and it doesn't really occur to me.

02:04:39.000 It's not really about me.

02:04:40.000 At this point.

02:04:41.000 It's not about people in the room.

02:04:41.000 We really are all of us trying to design this content and same thing this month, create it for the people out there.

02:04:47.000 Like this guy.

02:04:48.000 I don't want to say his name.

02:04:49.000 So I know that sounds, that sounds not very like this guy.

02:04:52.000 This is this blind.

02:04:57.000 I'm trying to not say his name.

02:04:59.000 So for me, when I say like, you don't get a lot of pats on the back as a boss, uh, it's been an exhausting, grueling couple of weeks and I know it will be this month.

02:05:09.000 That's all it takes.

02:05:10.000 And you know what?

02:05:10.000 I think that's the case for everyone out there, particularly for men.

02:05:14.000 Just knowing that, hey, this is what I can do.

02:05:17.000 This is what I can offer.

02:05:18.000 Not like this month, I'm not a doctor, not a first responder.

02:05:21.000 This is what I can do.

02:05:23.000 And that it not only means something to somebody, because, well, that's enough.

02:05:28.000 Someone laughing for me is enough because that means something to somebody.

02:05:30.000 But that it actually has affected real change for someone to improve their life. 0.97

02:05:37.000 I don't give a rat's ass what people in Silicon Valley say, what they do, if they want to shut us down. 0.96

02:05:41.000 Right now we're demonetized, if they want to shut the channel down. 0.98

02:05:43.000 That makes it worth it.

02:05:45.000 And I really, really appreciate it and would love to hear from you what it is that you want to see more, because we don't bemoan it.

02:05:54.000 We are here to serve you, this month and beyond.

02:05:57.000 Thank you so much.

02:05:58.000 Don't forget, tomorrow morning, Good Morning Mug Club, 9 a.m.

02:06:01.000 Eastern.

02:06:02.000 I gotta get up at 3.30.

02:06:03.000 Worth it!

02:06:06.000 I don't know.

02:07:20.000 Christopher Robin, what exactly is doing nothing?

Louder with Crowder - April 09, 2020

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