Louder with Crowder - #73 TRUMP & TRANSGENDERS ! Christina Hoff Sommers & Nick DiPaolo Trigger #SJWs | Louder With Crowder

00:00:01.000 You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.

00:00:05.000 Politics.

00:00:06.000 Civility.

00:00:07.000 How about honesty in this country, folks?

00:00:09.000 Entertainment.

00:00:10.000 I don't like entertainment.

00:00:12.000 And a whole bunch of other stuff.

00:00:15.000 It's about having a healthy body image.

00:00:17.000 If you have a very unhealthy body, you should have a horrible body image.

00:00:20.000 Not a big home improvement market in Detroit.

00:00:22.000 We are definitely going to get letters.

00:00:25.000 You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal. 0.97

00:00:29.000 You're a strange animal.

00:00:32.000 You're getting louder with Crowder.

00:00:36.000 But you're a strange animal I got to follow Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound That means it's the sound of the weekend.

00:00:48.000 Glad to be with you.

00:00:49.000 I am your host, Stephen Crowder, with me producing, as always, in a video studio.

00:00:53.000 Video stream is NotGayJarred.

00:00:55.000 He is NotGay. 0.89

00:00:56.000 Follow him at NotGayJarred on Twitter.

00:00:58.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

00:01:00.000 Draw your own conclusions.

00:01:01.000 We're good.

00:01:01.000 We good?

00:01:02.000 I'm even more glad to be with you.

00:01:04.000 This is true.

00:01:05.000 We will get into that.

00:01:06.000 We have to let people know our guests.

00:01:08.000 We have legendary comedian Nick DiPaolo on tonight.

00:01:13.000 So if you don't follow him, you need to follow him.

00:01:16.000 If you don't know who he is, learn who he is.

00:01:17.000 And of course, we have based mom, Christina Hoff Summers. 0.89

00:01:19.000 Dr.

00:01:20.000 Christina Hoff Summers, by popular demand.

00:01:22.000 She was there with me at UMass.

00:01:24.000 And we weren't able to get her on that week.

00:01:26.000 We were already booked, so we brought her on this week.

00:01:29.000 And I'm excited to get in the fold with those two.

00:01:33.000 Well, let's let people know about Not Gay Jared. 0.94

00:01:36.000 He was sick.

00:01:38.000 You can reveal what you want to reveal.

00:01:40.000 He was in the emergency room this week.

00:01:44.000 Can we talk about the blood transfusion?

00:01:46.000 Yeah.

00:01:46.000 Why not?

00:01:47.000 All right. 0.98

00:01:47.000 Let's hit him with that real quick. 0.98

00:01:48.000 We'll go back to it because we have to get to the Trump stuff this week.

00:01:51.000 Yeah.

00:01:51.000 Lost a lot of blood.

00:01:53.000 Apparently, that's not good.

00:01:55.000 It's not good.

00:01:56.000 Not good.

00:01:56.000 They don't advise it.

00:01:57.000 So blood transfusion, first time at that, five units of blood.

00:02:01.000 That's your first time at that?

00:02:03.000 That I know of.

00:02:04.000 I mean, I've had surgery before because we've talked about that, but I don't know if I had transfusion mid-surgery or not.

00:02:09.000 I'm not aware. 0.95

00:02:10.000 And the shoe is on the other foot because you don't want none of that gay blood. 1.00

00:02:14.000 Well, you told me about that, and they told me worst case scenario was AIDS, but the best case was superpowers. 0.99

00:02:19.000 So I took the risk.

00:02:19.000 You took the gamble.

00:02:20.000 It was totally worth it.

00:02:21.000 It's a roll of the dice.

00:02:22.000 You also don't know what superpowers are.

00:02:24.000 Well, the bummer part is I know I don't have superpowers yet.

00:02:26.000 You don't have superpowers.

00:02:27.000 We're still waiting on the AIDS. We're still waiting. 0.56

00:02:29.000 Still waiting.

00:02:30.000 Well, your hemoglobin level was really low.

00:02:32.000 6.2.

00:02:33.000 And it's supposed to be 12, right?

00:02:34.000 Yeah, at least 12.

00:02:35.000 Something like that.

00:02:36.000 12 to 16.

00:02:37.000 So the optimal range is probably closer to 16.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, not closer to death.

00:02:41.000 You just took away the one before the 16, and that was where you were.

00:02:45.000 So what we'll talk about that more after the break was a scary week for Not Gay Jared, and we're mostly glad that he's back.

00:02:50.000 A lot of stories this week.

00:02:53.000 So obviously, listen, the big one is, and a lot of people are going, why aren't you talking about politics so much?

00:02:56.000 We get so tired of it every now and then.

00:02:59.000 Who isn't tired of it?

00:03:00.000 Honestly, when Tuesday happened, I wasn't even following it.

00:03:03.000 I don't care that much anymore.

00:03:05.000 People are going, oh, you're going to...

00:03:06.000 Like, I was past it at this point, you know?

00:03:10.000 Obviously, I'm not the biggest Trump fan.

00:03:13.000 But he won.

00:03:14.000 And here's one thing I will say.

00:03:16.000 You know, I said on Twitter, I said, hey, you know, congratulations Trump on the win, and Ted Cruz, classy move dropping out trying to unify the party.

00:03:24.000 That's all I said.

00:03:25.000 And people went nuclear.

00:03:27.000 You're on the Trump bandwagon? 1.00

00:03:29.000 You idiot. 1.00

00:03:30.000 Have you ever been in a sport? 1.00

00:03:31.000 Have you ever competed?

00:03:32.000 Have you ever been in a debate, in a high school college debate club?

00:03:36.000 I've lost to people who I can't stand, and I have to, well, you know what, those are the rules.

00:03:41.000 Shake their hand, congratulate them on the win.

00:03:43.000 It seems...

00:03:44.000 If Hillary Clinton wins, I do not like Hillary Clinton.

00:03:47.000 I would not be happy.

00:03:49.000 But I've got to say, okay, alright, you won.

00:03:53.000 Congratulations on the win.

00:03:54.000 Were you raised that way?

00:03:56.000 Congratulations on the win. 1.00

00:03:58.000 I hope you die. 1.00

00:04:00.000 Well, yeah, you can wish for it. 1.00

00:04:01.000 You can wish for it.

00:04:02.000 It's entirely appropriate.

00:04:03.000 You take your little doll and you stick the pins in it.

00:04:06.000 Yeah, but you know, back in T-Ball, no matter who won and who lost, you always did the little lineup and tapped hands on the way.

00:04:12.000 The problem is, Jared was talking about T-Ball last week.

00:04:17.000 They were good times.

00:04:18.000 That's the problem, though, with social media, with elections and why it gets exhausting.

00:04:21.000 You have people who've never entered the arena, never been in a fight, never been in any kind of a struggle, and then they think that their opinions are as informed or mean as much as everyone else.

00:04:30.000 And here's the truth.

00:04:30.000 Everyone can have an opinion.

00:04:31.000 Your opinion isn't necessarily as valid as someone else's.

00:04:34.000 And it isn't as of much value as other people.

00:04:37.000 And it also depends on the person to whom you're expressing the opinion.

00:04:41.000 To me, right, someone like John Stossel, his opinion means a lot more to me than not gay Jared.

00:04:48.000 That's okay.

00:04:49.000 They can both have opinions.

00:04:50.000 Doesn't mean I trust them.

00:04:52.000 So Trump won.

00:04:53.000 That's the reality.

00:04:54.000 So my opinion matters at least somewhat, then.

00:04:56.000 That's an improvement from last week.

00:04:57.000 Well, it's because of the sympathy right now after the sickness and the AIDS. I'll take it.

00:05:01.000 I don't want you looking like Tom Hanks from Philadelphia and everyone sees you bald and there's a Make-A-Wish Foundation and all they remember is the mean man who told you your opinion.

00:05:09.000 I can start a foundation?

00:05:09.000 This is an option?

00:05:10.000 You can always start a foundation.

00:05:11.000 Just not if you're a conservative.

00:05:13.000 So, does this change the way I think about Trump?

00:05:15.000 Will I vote for Donald Trump?

00:05:15.000 No.

00:05:17.000 I've always said this.

00:05:18.000 No, probably not.

00:05:18.000 Now, I reserve the right to change.

00:05:20.000 I've always said this.

00:05:21.000 If Donald Trump starts surrounding himself with brilliant people, Brilliant people.

00:05:26.000 Not Sarah Palin.

00:05:27.000 Not Roger Stone.

00:05:30.000 People who are really brilliant, who are constitutionalists, who understand how to run a government, and he surrounds himself with those people who I think are trustworthy.

00:05:30.000 Okay?

00:05:38.000 I reserve the right to change my opinion.

00:05:40.000 I reserve the right to change my opinion, period.

00:05:42.000 But does this change how I feel about Donald Trump?

00:05:45.000 It doesn't.

00:05:46.000 But I feel the need to congratulate someone on the win.

00:05:49.000 People say, well, why aren't you on board with the Never Trump?

00:05:51.000 I've never been on board with that, even though long before Never Trump, I said on this show, if it's Donald Trump, I probably won't vote for him.

00:05:57.000 Why?

00:05:58.000 Because the problem with the hashtag NeverTrump is what I saw was it wasn't about I will never vote for Donald Trump.

00:06:04.000 It was NeverTrump even at the cost of collusion.

00:06:08.000 And even though people have lobbed it at me that, well, you want the election to be stolen, I don't want the election to be stolen.

00:06:13.000 I was pretty clear.

00:06:14.000 The reason there's a very specific number, one, two, three, seven, delegates, It wasn't pulled out of a hat.

00:06:21.000 And I said, if Donald Trump gets those delegates, he wins.

00:06:23.000 Period.

00:06:24.000 And if the GOP pulls something, pulls out, pull Mr.

00:06:27.000 P90X Ryan, I will relieve myself on the GOP ashes.

00:06:30.000 You see that picture of him doing the curls?

00:06:32.000 The P90X and his skin? 0.96

00:06:34.000 They took the picture so you can see the hair on the back of his knees.

00:06:38.000 There is no more unattractive place for hair.

00:06:41.000 We all have it.

00:06:42.000 But you don't show it.

00:06:43.000 I don't have it.

00:06:45.000 I know for a fact that you have hair in the back of your knees.

00:06:49.000 That's your superpower, the ability to grow knee hair. 1.00

00:06:51.000 Ah, crap. 0.99

00:06:52.000 It's growing on the interior of your kneecap. 1.00

00:06:54.000 So I always said that about Paul Ryan.

00:06:56.000 But if he doesn't, and it goes to a contested convention, that's not new, it's happened, and we'll see what happens in the ballot.

00:07:02.000 If Donald Trump gets those delegates, he wins.

00:07:04.000 Donald Trump won, other people pulled out.

00:07:06.000 Okay?

00:07:08.000 That's reality.

00:07:09.000 That's where we are.

00:07:09.000 You don't necessarily like it.

00:07:11.000 I don't necessarily like it.

00:07:14.000 Here we are.

00:07:15.000 Now, as for Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina, people think, you know, because we've had them both in the show.

00:07:20.000 I liked Carly Fiorina a lot. 1.00

00:07:22.000 They think we haven't been critical enough of them.

00:07:24.000 Well, listen, I don't pretend to be an unbiased journalist, right?

00:07:27.000 I'm an entertainer.

00:07:28.000 I do stand up on this show as a mix of comedy and politics and entertainment.

00:07:33.000 But...

00:07:35.000 We have been pretty brutal on them, if you actually listen to the sketches between the segments.

00:07:38.000 But we've done some...

00:07:39.000 I mean, the Carly Fiorina baron womb bit in the GOP debate cartoon.

00:07:43.000 Like, we have criticized everybody.

00:07:45.000 Now, naturally, with my opinion, I'm going to favor Carly Fiorina or Ted Cruz over Donald Trump.

00:07:49.000 That's okay.

00:07:51.000 Because I like their policies more than Donald Trump.

00:07:55.000 But we've had plenty of criticism, and here's some more of it.

00:07:58.000 Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina deserve to lose.

00:08:02.000 I like them.

00:08:03.000 I wish they didn't. 0.96

00:08:04.000 They deserve to lose.

00:08:07.000 Now, they were fighting against a reality show, big name.

00:08:10.000 We're talking about name recognition in the American public right now, right?

00:08:13.000 You have Hillary Clinton, big name recognition.

00:08:15.000 Donald Trump, big name recognition.

00:08:16.000 They were fighting it, and they thought they were going to play it safe and go the traditional route.

00:08:21.000 They deserve to lose.

00:08:22.000 They thought they were going to go on the traditional AM radio circuit, Fox News, and they were going to win with the Republican base.

00:08:30.000 It's not enough.

00:08:31.000 It's not enough.

00:08:32.000 They were running their campaign like champions.

00:08:34.000 And by the way, this isn't necessarily because of them, but because of advisors and strategists.

00:08:38.000 We get these emails all the time from people who want us to have politicians on.

00:08:43.000 You know, senators or congressmen.

00:08:45.000 We're only interested in national politicians because otherwise it just gets so boring.

00:08:48.000 They're the most boring guests you could possibly have.

00:08:51.000 No, do we want the senator from X district in Oklahoma?

00:08:54.000 No, we'd rather have Nick DiPaolo on.

00:08:56.000 So these people are advising them, telling them, let's go the safe route.

00:09:00.000 Let's play traditional media.

00:09:01.000 Let's focus on white Christian conservatives.

00:09:03.000 Am I saying they're racist?

00:09:04.000 No, but that was their absolute game plan, which isn't enough.

00:09:08.000 When we had Carly Fiorina, Ted Cruz, in this program for the first time, Now listen, do we do massive numbers?

00:09:13.000 No.

00:09:14.000 But the programs with Carly Fiorina and Ted Cruz, bigger than CNN. Well, well under the six figures.

00:09:20.000 Combined, seven figures on the downloads, the videos, and the clips.

00:09:24.000 And we got tons of comments from people saying, I've never seen them like this.

00:09:27.000 I've never heard Ted Cruz talk about Pink Floyd or Carly Fiorina.

00:09:31.000 Good time.

00:09:31.000 They came on.

00:09:32.000 We invited them back.

00:09:34.000 And I know for a fact that they were scared. 1.00

00:09:36.000 You play spot the tranny after a presidential candidate, and they're like, well, you know, we're kind of attacking Donald Trump over the Howard Stern thing, which is stupid. 0.99

00:09:43.000 They don't want to come back. 0.99

00:09:44.000 I understand that.

00:09:45.000 So let's remove us from the equation.

00:09:47.000 And they're just so out of touch.

00:09:48.000 When we're talking about young people, by the way, anyone under the age of 40, Republicans, Anyone under the age of 45 and you lose.

00:09:58.000 That's the issue here.

00:09:59.000 And then you saw, you know, Ted had his whole teens for Ted thing.

00:10:02.000 It was that C.J. Pearson kid.

00:10:04.000 Who wasn't legal enough to vote.

00:10:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:05.000 He probably hadn't had his balls dropped yet. 0.97

00:10:07.000 And remember he was calling out, can I get on your show? 0.98

00:10:09.000 We were like, no, you can't get on our show.

00:10:09.000 Can I get on your show?

00:10:11.000 Now he's a surrogate for Bernie freaking Sanders. 0.61

00:10:13.000 And he swindled conservatives out of thousands of dollars for a speaking tour.

00:10:17.000 And Ted Cruz, you know, if 25 is young, if 30 is young and relevant, 14 is really relevant.

00:10:26.000 That's not how it works.

00:10:27.000 We want a Sean King for our team.

00:10:30.000 They were so risk-averse.

00:10:32.000 And here's the thing, you have to go big or go home in this campaign.

00:10:34.000 I'm not a campaign strategist, but if I could run it, you need to be running a guerrilla warfare campaign.

00:10:39.000 Let's remove us from the equation.

00:10:41.000 Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan, popular YouTube channels, Carly Fiorina, Ted Cruz, did none of that.

00:10:49.000 None of it.

00:10:50.000 Okay, Ted Cruz, you went on Fox and Friends every couple of weeks.

00:10:54.000 What else you got?

00:10:57.000 And that's where, listen, that's where a lot of people, like Milo, the alt-right, I don't agree with them on a lot of principle, but the reason we can discuss is because I don't just go, ah, hashtag never Trump.

00:11:05.000 Okay, let's discuss these ideas.

00:11:07.000 They're right.

00:11:07.000 There's not a lot of originality in the conservative movement right now.

00:11:10.000 Nope.

00:11:12.000 We're very fortunate.

00:11:13.000 We benefit from that.

00:11:14.000 And that's why you have people appearing on cable news lifting bits from kids in a den studio, as we saw this week with the Kasich and closing time and the people at NRO. We don't care, but they're taking cues from people who are on mediums they should have been paying attention to all along.

00:11:30.000 Yep.

00:11:31.000 Conservatives think this is new media still.

00:11:34.000 Like, they literally think this is new media.

00:11:35.000 It's not new.

00:11:36.000 It's been around for a long time. 1.00

00:11:37.000 You're just too silly to have noticed it. 0.99

00:11:39.000 We'll talk more about this after the break. 1.00

00:11:41.000 I've got to have an aneurysm.

00:11:42.000 Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing This is 1.00

00:12:12.000 breaking news on Loudmouth Crawler.

00:12:15.000 I'm Perry Matheson.

00:12:17.000 We take you now live with our on-the-field reporter Jimmy in Flint, Michigan, where the President Barack Obama himself has flown in on Air Force One to pay the struggling residents of a city once famous for its alarming crime rate, now most notorious for its fungi-ridden tap water, a visit.

00:12:39.000 Jimmy! 0.85

00:12:41.000 And Jimmy's dead.

00:12:43.000 We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds on Louder with Crowder.

00:12:48.000 I'm Perry Mollison.

00:12:50.000 Hey, Steven, what are you doing?

00:12:52.000 I'm just browsing AR15.com.

00:12:54.000 You mean the site about the scary black rifle with the best prices, community, and information on the web?

00:12:58.000 Oh, what the hell's the difference?

00:12:59.000 AR15.com!

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00:13:09.000 You know, they just heard the three takes.

00:13:11.000 You did three takes.

00:13:11.000 You didn't edit it.

00:13:12.000 They can hear you.

00:13:12.000 it.

00:13:13.000 Kaboom.

00:13:14.000 All right.

00:13:35.000 Glad to be back.

00:13:36.000 You know, I'm going to wrap up the Donald Trump.

00:13:38.000 We have so many great guests tonight that I can't go on too many rants with this deal.

00:13:43.000 Let me just say this.

00:13:44.000 I like Senator Ted Cruz.

00:13:46.000 I like Carly Fiorina. 0.99

00:13:48.000 They're welcome on the program.

00:13:49.000 And even I am tired of their faces and their voices.

00:13:53.000 Yeah, I'm not a Donald Trump fan.

00:13:55.000 I hope that people on the Never Trump side still understand Rylan Up, and I hope that the people who love Donald Trump think that this is entirely reasonable.

00:14:04.000 I don't have to like somebody.

00:14:06.000 I can express my policy disagreements, my disagreements on ideas, and still be okay with the rules.

00:14:14.000 If Bernie Sanders won, I would soil myself, and I would say, alright.

00:14:22.000 Good game, you 115-year-old socialist Jew who's never held a private job. 1.00

00:14:27.000 You did it!

00:14:29.000 I don't know how you did.

00:14:32.000 It's not that I'm lazy.

00:14:34.000 It's that I just don't care.

00:14:35.000 I think a lot of people have hit that point.

00:14:37.000 Yeah, it's like the Kim Davis thing.

00:14:38.000 Remember the Kim Davis thing?

00:14:39.000 There's never seemed to want to end, ever.

00:14:41.000 Right.

00:14:41.000 It's just like, you're like, ah.

00:14:42.000 And there was a lot of nuance there.

00:14:45.000 Her face again.

00:14:46.000 Yeah, you're like...

00:14:47.000 There's some more of her face.

00:14:49.000 Yes!

00:14:49.000 Even though you're not necessarily...

00:14:50.000 And then you go, oh, that's her face.

00:14:51.000 And you're like, no, that's an episode of Hoarders.

00:14:53.000 Ah, then back to her face.

00:14:54.000 Then back to her face.

00:14:55.000 And then her face on Hoarders.

00:14:57.000 Yeah, that was a weird episode.

00:14:58.000 It was good, though.

00:14:58.000 It was a weird episode.

00:14:59.000 It was good.

00:15:00.000 It was just a bunch of cutlery, like Carrie's mom.

00:15:04.000 That's right, you never saw the original Carrie.

00:15:05.000 I did, actually.

00:15:06.000 You remember when all the knives go into her? 0.88

00:15:08.000 And that was one of those scenes where I was watching it.

00:15:10.000 Just immensely uncomfortable.

00:15:11.000 Just stop, stop, stop.

00:15:12.000 Look at that!

00:15:15.000 But of course, that's when Christians show up in the film, or Carrie's mom. 0.97

00:15:15.000 What are you doing, Carrie? 0.97

00:15:20.000 Okay, so people have been asking, and hopefully I'm going to let you take a little bit of the lead, because I tossed it to the audience.

00:15:26.000 You can tweet me at us, Crowder, for questions.

00:15:28.000 People actually care about you, some people.

00:15:30.000 And you got sick.

00:15:33.000 So, I was ready for the Monday morning meeting.

00:15:35.000 You didn't come in, and you were rushed to the hospital.

00:15:37.000 Hospital is like a hotel, by the way.

00:15:39.000 It's a nice hospital.

00:15:39.000 It's a very nice hospital.

00:15:41.000 Literally, they use the same furniture, my wife works with furniture, as the Hyatt.

00:15:45.000 Really?

00:15:45.000 Like the Ottomans and stuff like that.

00:15:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:48.000 And your food wasn't bad either.

00:15:49.000 My food, actually, you know, I've had a lot of work done at Cleveland Clinic.

00:15:52.000 That's where I had, like, all my stuff done when I lived there.

00:15:54.000 And, I mean, you know, top hospital in the country, you know, in the world.

00:15:58.000 But this place actually had better food.

00:16:02.000 The rooms were comparable.

00:16:03.000 And you didn't have to be in Cleveland.

00:16:04.000 So, tell me what you had.

00:16:07.000 I've been keeping it relatively close to the chest, and then when I went in, you were telling anyone who would listen.

00:16:11.000 Just a little bit of AIDS. C. diff?

00:16:14.000 C. diff.

00:16:15.000 C. diff AIDS. C. diff AIDS. C. diff.

00:16:17.000 Minus the AIDS. Well, you have no colon.

00:16:19.000 Our audience knows that. 0.61

00:16:21.000 And watch some FCC people, can he get scatological?

00:16:23.000 No, he has no colon. 1.00

00:16:24.000 He can't take a crap. 1.00

00:16:25.000 This is medical. 1.00

00:16:27.000 Do you realize that I can call Hillary Clinton a bitch, but I can't say that Jared needs to take a dump? 1.00

00:16:34.000 They have to hit that dump button? 1.00

00:16:35.000 It's the tragedy of the public internet.

00:16:38.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of radio, thank you so much to KNEZ 107.3 FM in Reno for picking us up.

00:16:47.000 I was supposed to do that plug earlier.

00:16:49.000 Thank you so much for picking us up just as the nurse picked up Jared's colostomy bag.

00:16:57.000 So tell them what happened.

00:16:59.000 Which I don't have anymore.

00:17:00.000 Okay.

00:17:01.000 Can we say that, not without getting into detail, how you lost blood?

00:17:05.000 I think people can probably figure it out.

00:17:07.000 No colon.

00:17:08.000 So you're not, I'm not, I don't want to throw you under the bus.

00:17:11.000 But we're pretty honest with the audience.

00:17:11.000 No, no.

00:17:13.000 Yes.

00:17:13.000 So, and I get a call, and like, this isn't that abnormal for Jared.

00:17:17.000 But I was concerned, and I didn't sleep at all Sunday night because I was talking with your family members, and they were kind of updating me.

00:17:26.000 So you're in the hospital, they give you a transfusion, and you have C. diff, right?

00:17:30.000 C. diff, yeah.

00:17:31.000 I had an NG tube, too.

00:17:32.000 Well, they tested that first.

00:17:34.000 That was a lot of fun.

00:17:35.000 The what?

00:17:35.000 An NG tube?

00:17:36.000 You ever had that before?

00:17:37.000 No.

00:17:38.000 They literally shove a straw up your nose.

00:17:41.000 No, not no.

00:17:42.000 Up your nose, down your throat, and suck out the contents on your stomach to see what's there.

00:17:47.000 Oh, I've had that, because I drank a whole bottle of, like, acetaminophen when I was a kid.

00:17:52.000 It's the worst.

00:17:53.000 Well, yeah, I had my stomach pumped.

00:17:55.000 That was probably the worst thing about the whole thing, minus the just, like, not being able to eat for, like, a day.

00:18:00.000 I mean, could have been worse if not for your...

00:18:02.000 I mean, I will hand it to you. 0.97

00:18:04.000 Your inhuman gag reflex.

00:18:07.000 It comes with years of practice.

00:18:08.000 So you have C. diff.

00:18:10.000 And here's the thing.

00:18:11.000 We have a den-built studio out of where I live, and they're telling me, wipe down your hands, antibacterial soap, and hand sanitize them to not get C. diff.

00:18:24.000 I'm going, not gay Jared will literally come into my house and just coat the bowl with a second coating of paint seven times a day. 0.97

00:18:34.000 And I'm worried about washing my hands.

00:18:36.000 So I need to know, is this something I need?

00:18:37.000 Do I need to go see a doctor?

00:18:38.000 You should probably get tested.

00:18:39.000 I should probably get tested.

00:18:40.000 How do they test?

00:18:40.000 Do I have to do that thing?

00:18:42.000 If that would be fun for me, you should.

00:18:46.000 If we have to videotape it, well, sometimes I have to do a sample of a word we can't say, and you have to figure it out.

00:18:53.000 That's how they figure it out, the intestinal bacteria stuff.

00:18:55.000 And by the way, tweet not gay, Jared. 0.96

00:18:57.000 As a friend, but also as an employer, he needs to be healthier.

00:18:59.000 I don't want to say this was preventable, but everyone here knows about his diet habits, and you've got to get on top of that.

00:19:07.000 You do.

00:19:07.000 I said it as a friend, and also, obviously, we want you to get into work, but it's not good for you.

00:19:12.000 I've had lots of Skittles lately, though.

00:19:14.000 Those are protein, right?

00:19:16.000 Well, I'm sure they're fortified with vitamins.

00:19:18.000 Okay, so C. diff.

00:19:19.000 That's the case.

00:19:20.000 And something else I want to say. 0.97

00:19:21.000 So, not gay Jared. 0.97

00:19:23.000 One of his relatives is there. 0.87

00:19:24.000 And we have a registered sex offender on the block.

00:19:27.000 So we know he's a registered sex offender.

00:19:30.000 We know he's harassed many people.

00:19:32.000 He spends all kinds of nights in the drunk tank.

00:19:34.000 And he allegedly molested a special needs guy on our block.

00:19:36.000 We've talked about him.

00:19:38.000 I don't know if we've used his actual name.

00:19:41.000 And I don't know if you remember this, but I was sitting there and I was complaining because this child molester has another ally on the block.

00:19:48.000 And I was sitting there and I was washing my hands.

00:19:50.000 I'm going, crying out loud, you know, what does it take? 1.00

00:19:52.000 I go, the guy raped a retard. 1.00

00:19:55.000 And your relative who was walking in. 1.00

00:19:57.000 Who you've never met before.

00:19:58.000 Who I've never met.

00:19:59.000 Was there a conversation after I left? 0.98

00:20:02.000 There was, but surprisingly, it involved nothing of raping retards. 1.00

00:20:05.000 So, you got off. 0.99

00:20:06.000 I remember he just walked in.

00:20:08.000 I'm going, oh.

00:20:10.000 And then I said, hey, without context, that could sound bad. 0.94

00:20:14.000 I'm literally talking about somebody who sexually molested a special needs child. 1.00

00:20:19.000 He raped a retards. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Do you remember this? 1.00

00:20:23.000 Because I didn't even look on your face.

00:20:25.000 You didn't even seem to think that it was abnormal.

00:20:27.000 Well, you gotta remember, I'm around you all the time, so it's not abnormal for me, but when I think like, oh, this person doesn't see you at all, ever.

00:20:35.000 Most of the tweets are very nice.

00:20:37.000 Get healthy.

00:20:39.000 People want to know about your gag reflex.

00:20:41.000 Chewbacca's lover tweeting us, I held it close to my chest.

00:20:44.000 Steven Credder, 2016.

00:20:45.000 Been there. 0.97

00:20:48.000 No, mostly just a bunch of gay jokes. 0.81

00:20:50.000 To be honest, I really thought the audience would have been more compassionate. 0.92

00:20:54.000 This is what happens.

00:20:57.000 Oh, well.

00:20:57.000 All right.

00:20:58.000 Well, we have to come back with Dr.

00:21:00.000 Christina Hoff Summers.

00:21:01.000 Yep.

00:21:01.000 And that's going to be great, so we'll hold your questions until after that.

00:21:05.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:21:06.000 Christina Hoff Summers coming up.

00:21:07.000 She's a doctor!

00:21:08.000 Stay tuned.

00:21:09.000 And now for John Kasich's only superfan at a primary watch party.

00:21:29.000 Hey, guys, thanks so much for inviting me.

00:21:31.000 I'm glad you're here.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, yeah, it's cool, man.

00:21:32.000 I'm telling you, you think you only have two choices with Trump and Cruz.

00:21:35.000 You really want to take a better look at Kasich.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, you know, I know.

00:21:38.000 I've heard you say that.

00:21:39.000 No, no, really.

00:21:39.000 He's the only one who beats Hillary Clinton in a head-to-head in a national poll.

00:21:43.000 I'm telling you.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, we know.

00:21:44.000 Yeah, we know.

00:21:44.000 I mean, but, you know, that's because he doesn't really have a lot of name recognition.

00:21:47.000 No, I'm telling you, it's because John Kasich is the only one who knows how to deal with the political divisiveness in today's atmosphere.

00:21:54.000 You know, I don't...

00:21:56.000 I just don't really think...

00:21:56.000 I don't know, man.

00:21:57.000 It's just because you haven't done the research.

00:21:58.000 If you did the research on Kasich, believe me, you'd change your minds.

00:22:02.000 We are now getting official word from the Ted Cruz campaign that he has suspended his presidential campaign until further notice.

00:22:08.000 Wow.

00:22:09.000 See, that's it.

00:22:10.000 If Ted Cruz couldn't win Indiana, he said he should drop out.

00:22:13.000 I told you, he should drop out.

00:22:14.000 If he can't win Indiana, Kasich could have won that without Ted Cruz in there.

00:22:17.000 Kasich's the only one left right now.

00:22:18.000 It's between Trump or Kasich, and I'm telling you, it's time to start taking a serious look.

00:22:22.000 He can really fix this.

00:22:23.000 Yeah, you know...

00:22:24.000 Still only one, what, one state?

00:22:27.000 Okay, erroneous.

00:22:27.000 Erroneous!

00:22:28.000 At this point, he's the only one left.

00:22:30.000 It's him and Trump.

00:22:31.000 You have a choice to make.

00:22:32.000 Word getting in now that John Kasich has also officially suspended his presidential campaign.

00:22:38.000 No! 0.98

00:22:52.000 I want to do I ain't got a thing to prove to you Okay, we are now joined, so keep your mouth in line there, not gay, Jared. 1.00

00:23:11.000 A classy lady. 0.99

00:23:11.000 I can't do it. 0.99

00:23:12.000 Everyone knows who this is.

00:23:13.000 They've been requesting her, and I was fortunate enough to share the stage with her.

00:23:17.000 You can watch her stuff on YouTube, youtube.com slash factualfeminist, or follow her on Twitter, C.H. Summers, S-O-M-M-E-R-S. Christina Hoff Summers, thank you for being with us.

00:23:30.000 Well, thank you for having me.

00:23:32.000 You're such a star on YouTube now.

00:23:34.000 You stole our show at UMass.

00:23:36.000 Well, no.

00:23:37.000 I assure you I have no intention.

00:23:38.000 Sometimes the screaming belligerent one can capture the most amount of attention.

00:23:43.000 You did a great job.

00:23:44.000 Well, thank you.

00:23:46.000 You did a fantastic job.

00:23:47.000 You know what?

00:23:48.000 We talked about this.

00:23:49.000 You, Milo, and myself, we were talking about this.

00:23:52.000 You know, I went out and you knew before I was kind of like, you were going to do your speech and Milo was going to do his bit and I was going...

00:23:58.000 I had a stand-up list, a set list.

00:24:00.000 And then I said, but I don't know if these kids are going to allow it.

00:24:04.000 And then what triggered me, so to speak, was you just – I expected it with Milo when he was so short.

00:24:12.000 You went out at UMass.

00:24:13.000 For people who haven't watched the full lecture, we have it up at the website.

00:24:15.000 And just how vile and vulgar and angry they were with you, it just set something off where I was going, okay.

00:24:24.000 If Christina Hoff Summers, who's taught philosophy for 20 years, doesn't have a shot at some kind of a civil conversation – all right, that's out the window, and that was my mindset.

00:24:34.000 So it was you who inspired me because I wanted to beat their faces in.

00:24:39.000 It was astonishing.

00:24:41.000 And as you said, I expected that Milo would create some chaos.

00:24:46.000 And then I thought, and this has happened at other universities, when I would come, the students would listen more or less.

00:24:52.000 And because I don't say anything inflammatory, I try to reason with them.

00:24:52.000 Right.

00:24:57.000 And they had already passed out flyers quoting me, quite innocuous quotes, by the way.

00:25:03.000 But simply questioning the wage gap myth.

00:25:03.000 Yes.

00:25:06.000 Or questioning that, you know, Swarthmore or Wesleyan, that these are rape cultures, they say that you are a dangerous and violent person. 0.88

00:25:16.000 Well, exactly.

00:25:17.000 And no sense of irony that they're saying that, well, they literally don't have enough middle fingers to give as we walk out on stage.

00:25:24.000 Well, Naki Jair, we talked about that last week.

00:25:26.000 He's seen me do stand-up.

00:25:27.000 He knew right away.

00:25:28.000 He's like, this is not what Stephen does.

00:25:30.000 Right.

00:25:31.000 This is Stephen very angry.

00:25:32.000 You adapted so well, and it was funny because we all had different expectations.

00:25:37.000 I sort of thought of myself addressing students in a lecture, and by all it's all performance art, and you referred to it as an act.

00:25:48.000 And somehow it shouldn't have worked, but it was very effective in raising awareness about what has happened on our campus.

00:25:56.000 Yes, and I think, you know, funnily enough, people are going, well, I've never seen Crowder this mad, because if people actually watch this show, it's very much like you're experiencing right now.

00:26:04.000 It's very conversational.

00:26:05.000 I mean, we've had people come on and call for my death, and I just go, well, that's interesting.

00:26:08.000 I disagree with you.

00:26:10.000 But then the stand-up is different.

00:26:12.000 And, you know, it was like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

00:26:15.000 I'd had enough.

00:26:16.000 And I think that surprised people because I'm not a...

00:26:19.000 I am an angry person, but I'm not explosive in that way, publicly, generally speaking.

00:26:24.000 But a lot of people, if you look at the reactions...

00:26:26.000 Enough about me, darling.

00:26:29.000 They were talking about you and people who weren't even...

00:26:32.000 You know, like we talked about, $600,000 in the full lecture, $1.67 million on my rant.

00:26:38.000 Overwhelmingly positive.

00:26:39.000 For you, just as much as I know, mostly you.

00:26:42.000 People love you.

00:26:43.000 These aren't conservatives.

00:26:44.000 The majority of these people, if you look at YouTube, you just crunch the numbers, have to be center or left.

00:26:50.000 And you've not really been a Republican.

00:26:52.000 Like you said, you're kind of a lifelong registered Democrat, but...

00:26:56.000 Off.

00:26:57.000 Yes, we'll get to that too, because that's an interesting conversation right now.

00:27:03.000 But that was a reaction with you.

00:27:04.000 People going, I can't believe she seems so reasonable.

00:27:07.000 Some Twitter followers have told me, and I haven't verified this, that the crowd was actually angriest when I was talking.

00:27:14.000 That I infuriated them more, and they were noisier than...

00:27:18.000 Again, I haven't checked it out, but every time I attempted to speak, there was so much fury.

00:27:24.000 And I was trying to be generous to them, trying to understand them, because I do think...

00:27:29.000 I mean, as a comedian, you don't have to do this, but as a scholar, I like to meet them halfway, try to see the world as they do, and the rules.

00:27:38.000 I couldn't do it.

00:27:39.000 No, no.

00:27:40.000 Well, on this show, I always do that.

00:27:43.000 And we invited, actually, some of those students on the show when they haven't come on the show.

00:27:46.000 Really?

00:27:46.000 You invited the...

00:27:48.000 I invited the girl who wrote the letter.

00:27:48.000 Yes.

00:27:50.000 Oh, that girl. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Yeah, a couple of them.

00:27:52.000 If I can find Trigglypuff, I'd invite her, but I think she's in her natural hibernation cycle.

00:27:58.000 I feel a little sorry for her.

00:28:01.000 No, no, don't do that.

00:28:03.000 I felt that way, too.

00:28:04.000 I think she might have...

00:28:06.000 No, no, she's not.

00:28:07.000 She's not retarded. 0.99

00:28:08.000 And I work with special needs people.

00:28:10.000 I think she might be very intelligent.

00:28:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:15.000 Very excited.

00:28:16.000 No.

00:28:17.000 I think that, no, Steve, this is important.

00:28:19.000 I think that the criticism should focus on the professors who enraged her.

00:28:25.000 Because she's just, she acted out.

00:28:27.000 Yes.

00:28:27.000 And she's going to, you know, suffer some humiliation.

00:28:31.000 I don't know.

00:28:32.000 Put it lightly, yes.

00:28:33.000 But it's important before you move on, because I want you to move on.

00:28:36.000 But that's not cyberbullying.

00:28:38.000 She showed up and was trying to take food from the mouths of my family and your family, because a big part of our living is speaking engagement. 0.99

00:28:44.000 So it's important to remember that.

00:28:45.000 And she's hungry.

00:28:46.000 So that's where I lose the empathy.

00:28:48.000 She wasn't filmed in a restroom and made fun of for her weight. 1.00

00:28:51.000 She showed up to yell and swear and cuss you out. 1.00

00:28:55.000 She saw that ride and she bought a ticket.

00:28:57.000 And she rolled a dice. 0.98

00:28:58.000 She lost.

00:28:59.000 I will say one thing.

00:29:01.000 I will say one thing.

00:29:02.000 This has happened on every campus where I've been, where they acted out.

00:29:05.000 At Oberlin, where they had their safe space.

00:29:09.000 Thirty women and a dog, a therapy dog, fled to the safe space. 0.99

00:29:13.000 And at Georgetown, at both those universities, the students looked foolish, and people took photos, and then the students were horrified that people posted their photos. 0.83

00:29:27.000 So not only are they childish in the way they protest, in the way they think, in their view of the world, but when they go out to protest, they have a temper tantrum if people call them out on it. 0.97

00:29:39.000 Right.

00:29:40.000 No, it's a great point.

00:29:42.000 And this is the first generation, and that's kind of what I think was reflected, and people went, aha, with my rant.

00:29:49.000 This is the first generation of people who are fighting for less rights.

00:29:51.000 They're fighting for less freedoms.

00:29:53.000 That's their fight.

00:29:54.000 It's amazing.

00:29:55.000 It's absolutely amazing.

00:29:57.000 And I look back, when I was in college, the idea of having deans monitoring our Right.

00:30:12.000 We wanted them out of our lives.

00:30:13.000 We wanted to be independent, liberated beings.

00:30:17.000 And today, I call this fainting couch feminism. 1.00

00:30:20.000 I mean, it takes us back to the Victorian era.

00:30:23.000 The hysteria, the demand for adults to supervise everything they do, every little thing that happens to them.

00:30:32.000 They run screaming to their parents.

00:30:34.000 The infanilization.

00:30:36.000 And I think it goes beyond politics.

00:30:39.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:30:39.000 People are struggling to understand what's happened on campus, but I think it may have to do with...

00:30:45.000 The helicopter parenting or this self-esteem movement, something has gone badly wrong with a certain sector of privileged millennials.

00:30:55.000 The more elite the kids are, the more prestigious the school and expensive the school, the more likely this is to happen.

00:31:01.000 That's a good point.

00:31:02.000 You don't see kids probably going to trade school or kids who aren't going to college who are going into construction.

00:31:07.000 You don't see them acting as professional protesters, even if they might be Union Democrats.

00:31:12.000 Right.

00:31:12.000 This is activist privilege.

00:31:14.000 Yes.

00:31:15.000 That's a good activist privilege.

00:31:16.000 Write that down.

00:31:17.000 They should check their activist privilege.

00:31:19.000 They absolutely should.

00:31:20.000 They should check their facts as well.

00:31:21.000 Yeah.

00:31:22.000 Someone's going to lift that from you and claim it as their own.

00:31:24.000 So we'll have this as the record here for that.

00:31:27.000 Yeah.

00:31:27.000 You know, Trigglypuff is interesting in the sense that...

00:31:30.000 I know I said that name.

00:31:31.000 We don't have any other name for her.

00:31:33.000 That's just as well.

00:31:34.000 I don't think we should use her name.

00:31:35.000 No, I think Trigglypuff works just fine.

00:31:38.000 She was so angry and so upset, and the reaction, like we said with you, was disarming in that people...

00:31:45.000 One thing I had to defend you, because there were some people I remember saying, well, it didn't sound like they were that disruptive to me, and one person, Christina Hoff Summers, clearly just would repeat herself because she couldn't...

00:31:55.000 I go, no, no, no, you don't understand.

00:31:57.000 She couldn't hear herself.

00:31:58.000 We couldn't hear each...

00:31:59.000 People don't understand, you know, the sound is going out to people, And the only recording they're getting, right, is the microphone.

00:32:06.000 Like right now, my dog is snoring, you can't hear him.

00:32:09.000 That's why in comedy, when they tape a special, they have mics in the audience.

00:32:12.000 So people only hear a reaction, and to be fair, it would seem if they don't hear this that you're stuttering, but really they're interrupting you so much you have to restart your point.

00:32:22.000 And when I wrote that down, some people, you know, the leftists, very small minorities, saying, well, I guess I don't see that.

00:32:28.000 And, of course, when you turn the camera on the audience, then they did see that.

00:32:31.000 You know, you don't hear Trigglypuff in the original video until you have a close-up.

00:32:35.000 It produced my favorite meme, probably, of the night, though, which was Dr.

00:32:39.000 Summers' The Socrates.

00:32:41.000 Socrates!

00:32:42.000 Socrates!

00:32:43.000 My favorite.

00:32:45.000 I said that if our...

00:32:48.000 Institutions of higher learning become places where people go to feel comfortable and safe rather than to be challenged and to learn new ideas, new thoughts, then the universities will lose their reason for being.

00:33:03.000 And what I tried to say was since the time of Socrates, higher education has been synonymous with debate.

00:33:10.000 With contention, with examining ideas, with being held responsible for the clarity of your thought.

00:33:19.000 If this disappears, then, as I said, what happens to education?

00:33:24.000 It becomes a kindergarten thing.

00:33:26.000 Well, that's a good point.

00:33:27.000 That's what people call her, Based Mom. 1.00

00:33:28.000 Have you heard that nickname?

00:33:30.000 I'm Based Mom.

00:33:32.000 Based Mom. 0.80

00:33:34.000 No, me, Based Mom.

00:33:35.000 I do want to correct you on a couple of things.

00:33:37.000 I correct Milo, but I do want to correct you on a couple of things.

00:33:37.000 Okay.

00:33:41.000 And there was no way to do it in that environment.

00:33:44.000 I do think that you might want to consider modifying your position on Islam.

00:33:51.000 Because...

00:33:52.000 Of course there are terrorists and dangerous people and people that have very backward views.

00:34:00.000 But you must acknowledge a growing number, not big enough, but it's a growing number, of liberal Muslims.

00:34:08.000 Irshad Manji, and Ashrad Nomani, wonderful reformists.

00:34:14.000 They happen to be religious, but they want to bring a kind of enlightenment to Islam.

00:34:18.000 I think it was Ashrad Nomji.

00:34:19.000 She posted her demands.

00:34:22.000 Someone nailed it into the door of a Washington Islamic Center.

00:34:27.000 And we have to support them.

00:34:30.000 And so if you say things that suggest that you You know, have some animus towards all Muslims.

00:34:38.000 I said the opposite.

00:34:39.000 I understand where you're coming from, but I was very clear to single out Muhammad. 1.00

00:34:42.000 And I will stand by that. 0.92

00:34:44.000 Muhammad was a terrorist. 0.99

00:34:46.000 The historical record is uneven.

00:34:51.000 There are examples of things that he did that were progressive.

00:34:54.000 You have to put it in the time that he lived.

00:34:57.000 Yes, I understand, but...

00:34:59.000 Judeo-Christian figures, there's a lot of problematic behavior.

00:35:04.000 Not anywhere near that. 0.97

00:35:06.000 And I would say because, you know, if you look at historically Christianity and its inception, where there were known oppressors, right, Stephen, the first martyr, right, stoned to death, it was clear, oh, you're Christian, you're dead. 0.99

00:35:15.000 With Islam, it didn't, you know, no one knew who Muhammad was, no one really cared, so even when there were known oppressors, it was always spread through the sword, historically. 0.95

00:35:23.000 I understand what you're saying. 0.96

00:35:25.000 I would be appalled if someone said, I hate all Muslims.

00:35:29.000 But I do stand by my statement in my worldview that Muhammad was the original ISIS founder. 0.96

00:35:36.000 And there are a lot of Muslims who part way with that.

00:35:38.000 But my issue is with Muhammad. 0.98

00:35:39.000 I will write to you about this.

00:35:41.000 I just don't think it's helpful to talk that way.

00:35:44.000 I think it's accurate.

00:35:46.000 I mean, King David in Jewish history...

00:35:49.000 A very uneven record.

00:35:51.000 You could say all sorts of things, but it would be so hurtful.

00:35:54.000 To Jewish people to hear it put that way.

00:35:57.000 No, they acknowledge that about King David.

00:35:59.000 No, the big difference is King David, first off, King David is not the holiest of prophets, and he's widely regarded as a very flawed king who was able to do great things.

00:35:59.000 What?

00:36:08.000 Muhammad is regarded as the most perfect human being who ever lived.

00:36:12.000 He's the prime example.

00:36:13.000 And I would say that's two very different things, just like Samson is not the perfect being, just like Moses is not, but Muhammad is. 0.92

00:36:20.000 But we don't know...

00:36:23.000 People can't be certain.

00:36:24.000 The stories about Muhammad, it's all a matter of interpretation.

00:36:28.000 Okay, I have to go to a break, but let's bring you back.

00:36:28.000 There isn't a...

00:36:33.000 Based mom, factual feminists. 1.00

00:36:35.000 I love it.

00:36:36.000 I love it.

00:36:36.000 We can have this disagreement.

00:36:37.000 Respectful.

00:36:38.000 Stay tuned.

00:36:38.000 tuned ladder with Crowder this is breaking news with Perry Matheson on ladder with Crowder issuing a correction

00:37:06.000 Earlier in this evening's broadcast, we falsely stated that field reporter Jimmy was deceased.

00:37:12.000 We've since learned that he is still in Flint and capable of communication.

00:37:18.000 Jimmy, are you there?

00:37:20.000 Hello?

00:37:21.000 Oh, my God.

00:37:24.000 Is anyone there?

00:37:25.000 Jimmy, Jimmy, this is Perry Matheson.

00:37:28.000 Can you hear me?

00:37:30.000 No, it's Perry Matheson.

00:37:32.000 Jimmy, can you tell us what you see on the ground in Flint?

00:37:36.000 What happened?

00:37:37.000 Oh, Perry! 0.90

00:37:40.000 Well, I'm afraid to say I can't see a thing because it gouged out my eyes.

00:37:47.000 I'm legally blind.

00:37:49.000 I have no eyes, really.

00:37:51.000 That sounds terrible, Jimmy.

00:37:53.000 Stay with us.

00:37:54.000 Can you feel around through the debris?

00:37:57.000 Can you make sense of the event?

00:37:59.000 It sounded quite drastic.

00:38:01.000 I wish I could, but my hands were blown off in the drive-by, so...

00:38:06.000 Now, Jimmy, stay with me.

00:38:08.000 I know this is hard.

00:38:10.000 If you could dig in deep here, use what you have.

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:14.000 I'm trying to feel around with my stubs.

00:38:18.000 And...

00:38:19.000 I feel something wet.

00:38:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:20.000 Don't drink it, Jimmy!

00:38:22.000 You're a strange animal. 0.98

00:38:31.000 That's what I know. 0.98

00:38:35.000 But you're a strange animal I've got to follow.

00:38:40.000 A woman that's speedy to sound. 0.99

00:38:44.000 All right.

00:38:45.000 We had to cut the factual feminist off. 0.96

00:38:48.000 Follow her. 0.96

00:38:49.000 What are you doing with your life?

00:38:49.000 Follow her.

00:38:51.000 At chsommers, S-O-M-M-E-R-S. Christina Hoffsommers, thanks so much for being back.

00:38:56.000 So, we left on that disagreement.

00:38:58.000 No, this does go out terrestrial.

00:38:59.000 We occasionally have to do that.

00:39:00.000 Let's make this three segments, because she's so good. 0.53

00:39:02.000 So, I disagree with you on that.

00:39:05.000 And also...

00:39:06.000 I can't travel to huge portions of the world.

00:39:10.000 I'm right next to Salman Rushdie on CARES watch list, and we've had very serious security run-ins.

00:39:17.000 So it's not a small minority of people.

00:39:20.000 I agree with you that reformists should be recognized.

00:39:24.000 But if we go back to David, people aren't killing in record numbers and haven't been doing so for David for centuries.

00:39:29.000 And I always compare, if you haven't seen the video, I did a video, let's compare Jesus versus Muhammad. 0.84

00:39:34.000 Because I'm a horrible example for Christians, I know that. 1.00

00:39:36.000 I think comparing the founder, you know, the founder of the feast, Jesus versus Muhammad, yields two very, very different characters and two very different results in the history of the religion.

00:39:48.000 But I understand, it's okay, you said you had a couple corrections.

00:39:51.000 Hit me with the other ones.

00:39:53.000 Believe me, I'm not beyond it.

00:39:55.000 I'm willing to accept what I'm on.

00:39:56.000 I'm only saying that when you go to a campus, you're facing furious activists who can't be reasoned with.

00:40:07.000 Your goal should be to convince the people in the middle.

00:40:12.000 You can say things that will be pleasing to your followers and your fans.

00:40:17.000 You want to Pitch it to the people in the middle who are persuadable.

00:40:21.000 And I think your rant was excellent.

00:40:24.000 Even my somewhat liberal sons thought you were great.

00:40:30.000 Well, thank you.

00:40:30.000 So you got past a lot of barriers.

00:40:34.000 No, I agree with you, though.

00:40:35.000 I agree with you.

00:40:37.000 And I just don't think you want to insult a whole religion.

00:40:41.000 And I don't say that you always do, but it just sounded to me.

00:40:45.000 I wanted to clarify that.

00:40:50.000 Well, yes, it's important to delineate the joke where I say, I don't remember what I said, but I made a joke, the only way he's going to be beating on her is if she puts on the hijab. 0.87

00:40:58.000 That's a joke. 0.95

00:40:59.000 And then the Mohammed thing, where I say Mohammed is a terrorist. 0.97

00:41:02.000 I'm going to stop. 0.96

00:41:04.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:41:05.000 That's not fair.

00:41:06.000 This is a thing that conservatives do.

00:41:08.000 Respectfully, it's a lot easier to take on feminists and social justice warriors. 1.00

00:41:11.000 When it comes to Islam, you can hear the sphincters puckering up. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Because, first of all, I don't take on all feminists. 1.00

00:41:16.000 I take on those who I think are guilty of hyperbole and actually...

00:41:23.000 They do the very thing they accuse male patriarchs of doing.

00:41:28.000 Well, because you're a feminist. 1.00

00:41:29.000 And they humiliate people. 0.90

00:41:31.000 They want to harm people.

00:41:32.000 They've become the very thing they claim to dislike.

00:41:36.000 The people they accuse of being privileged and want to ascribe all these negative characteristics, they have taken on all those characteristics.

00:41:46.000 They otherwise, to use their word.

00:41:50.000 But we won't continue with this right now.

00:41:52.000 We can do it later.

00:41:52.000 But when it comes to a religion, it's very different.

00:41:55.000 Because people...

00:41:56.000 You're a Christian, and you're very sensitive about your religion.

00:42:00.000 It's a special place in...

00:42:02.000 No, I'm not.

00:42:03.000 I'm not sensitive about it.

00:42:04.000 That's the thing.

00:42:04.000 I think it's open to criticism.

00:42:06.000 And I have a problem when one religion makes itself immune to criticism, and one religion, through a system of law, wants to oppress anyone for speaking out against it.

00:42:14.000 And like I said, when I... Well, I agree with that, and I think that Muslim...

00:42:18.000 You know, the Muslim reformers would agree as well.

00:42:21.000 They think we should allow humor, and we should allow criticism.

00:42:26.000 I mean, we, I'm not a Muslim, but the Muslims that I know that are trying so hard to bring reform.

00:42:32.000 In the United States, though.

00:42:34.000 I'm talking about the United States.

00:42:35.000 I don't know what's going on elsewhere.

00:42:37.000 Well, you're right.

00:42:37.000 And my point, too, is when I said, I'm sure there are plenty of people in this room, right?

00:42:40.000 But there is not an Islamic country in existence, not one, where you would be safe, or my wife would feel safe, or people are treated equally. 1.00

00:42:48.000 Or a Muslim liberal would be safe. 1.00

00:42:50.000 They're the bravest people in the world.

00:42:52.000 There are Muslim feminists who are struggling for women's rights. 0.98

00:42:55.000 There is no feminist in the West that I'm aware of that ever courted that kind of danger. 1.00

00:43:01.000 And this is something I lament, is that in our women's studies departments, when they're lamenting about, I don't know, they're having...

00:43:10.000 Right.

00:43:16.000 you know some kind of bond with these women in Iran you can be put in in this these horrible prisons for daring to have a blog or playing rock music or anything said I just so much wish the the activists on our campuses would open themselves up and and and and look at the world and what's going on in the world and realize they are privileged They are the beneficiaries of a democracy, of a humane society.

00:43:45.000 We're not perfect, but we are so much better than so many parts of the world.

00:43:49.000 And yet you have privileged kids at Oberlin, Swarthmore, Harvard, Yale.

00:43:54.000 They think they are victims that have to be protected from the...

00:43:57.000 The girls think they have to be protected from the boys on their campus, whom they act as though they are these lethal oppressors.

00:44:04.000 I think most of that is BS, too, respectfully.

00:44:06.000 But these girls... 1.00

00:44:07.000 I just had a girl who was talking about this.

00:44:09.000 We both know her.

00:44:10.000 And she was talking about a guy...

00:44:12.000 Okay, let me give you a story, an anecdote, so that then you can take it home here.

00:44:16.000 This guy we know, very nice guy, okay?

00:44:19.000 He's like just a quintessential surfer, nicest guy you know.

00:44:22.000 He really liked my wife's friend.

00:44:25.000 She's very attractive.

00:44:26.000 He liked her a lot.

00:44:27.000 She didn't like him.

00:44:28.000 But he was constantly pursuing her, buying her flowers.

00:44:31.000 We called him the stoner gentleman because he's a surfer, but he was very, very into her.

00:44:36.000 She's very attractive.

00:44:37.000 This other girl, who is a monster who also lives nearby, claims that he groped her. 0.57

00:44:37.000 Okay. 0.57

00:44:44.000 Now, she is the exact opposite type, and this guy has no history of that at all.

00:44:49.000 We know that he's actually worked as a babysitter.

00:44:51.000 And he didn't do that to the girl that we know he liked.

00:44:54.000 The girl who was unattractive, who would not stand a chance in hell of being groped by this guy, he's creepy.

00:45:00.000 He was all over me.

00:45:01.000 I think there's a lot of that on campus.

00:45:04.000 I think Trigglypuff is more likely to say someone groped her than someone who's more likely to be groped. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Well, the thing is we don't know and the problem is young women are being taught to interpret Innocent overtures or someone just telling a joke or giving a compliment. 0.99

00:45:25.000 They are being taught to view that as some kind of transgression.

00:45:31.000 Years ago, well not that many, a few years ago when I would talk about these issues, it was a small percentage of women who had taken one too many women's studies courses.

00:45:40.000 They believed the propaganda and they became...

00:45:45.000 Somewhat fanatical.

00:45:46.000 Yes.

00:45:46.000 What worries me is it's now spread.

00:45:49.000 Because too many young women, they believe this misinformation. 1.00

00:45:52.000 We have to go to a break.

00:45:53.000 I want to keep you on straight into the next hour.

00:45:53.000 This is the first.

00:45:56.000 Because I love where you're going.

00:45:57.000 One women's studies course, some could argue, is one too many in today's world. 1.00

00:46:01.000 Christina Hoff Summers, back at the top of the hour.

00:46:04.000 Lotto with Crowder.

00:46:05.000 You change that channel.

00:46:06.000 We'll beat you.

00:46:08.000 For Breaking News and Loud or With Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.

00:46:34.000 We take you now back to our field reporter, Jimmy, who is in rough shape.

00:46:39.000 Jimmy, last time we left you, how has the situation changed?

00:46:43.000 Well, it hasn't really changed much.

00:46:46.000 I didn't drink the water, so thanks for that, but I still don't have any eyes or limbs, so...

00:46:52.000 Well, you knew what you signed up for when you volunteered for Flint.

00:46:56.000 Jimmy, I need you to let us know what's happening on the ground.

00:46:59.000 Okay.

00:47:00.000 Uh, last I knew there was the protest and the president came in.

00:47:09.000 I'm getting dizzy.

00:47:10.000 I'm losing a lot of blood here.

00:47:11.000 Jimmy, now, I need you to stay professional.

00:47:14.000 Okay, no one said this would be easy.

00:47:17.000 Stay on task.

00:47:18.000 Harry, stay on task.

00:47:19.000 I'm blind and quadriplegic. 0.99

00:47:22.000 Dammit, Jimmy, this is why you've never been promoted from field reporter. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Treat it like it's a serious job. 1.00

00:47:28.000 We'll be right back.

00:47:57.000 We'll be right back.

00:48:04.000 All right.

00:48:05.000 Always with the dancing.

00:48:06.000 This is a classy lady back going into the second hour. 1.00

00:48:09.000 Had to have her.

00:48:10.000 Factual feminist on YouTube, Twitter.

00:48:12.000 Well, we've done all the plugs.

00:48:14.000 You know where to find her.

00:48:16.000 Christina Hoff Summers.

00:48:17.000 Do I need to call you doctor?

00:48:19.000 No, Christina's fine.

00:48:20.000 Or Based Mom.

00:48:21.000 Based Mom. 0.80

00:48:22.000 We had a guy at my high school who had a doctorate, a PhD in philosophy, and his name was Mr.

00:48:28.000 He made you call him Dr.

00:48:28.000 Mankey.

00:48:29.000 Mankey.

00:48:30.000 And if you didn't, he would make you write an essay.

00:48:33.000 And he got kicked out, I think, for being verbally abusive. 0.99

00:48:36.000 Guy was a pompous ass, so that's why I asked you. 0.99

00:48:38.000 Sounds like it. 1.00

00:48:39.000 Yeah.

00:48:39.000 Yes, yes.

00:48:40.000 And we used to prank call him, and we would never do this with anyone, but because he would make everyone call him doctor, we used to prank call and leave voicemails on his machine, like asking him for medical advice.

00:48:50.000 And he didn't find it funny.

00:48:52.000 Did you make a lot of prank calls as a kid?

00:48:54.000 Yes, yes we did.

00:48:56.000 Half the recurring characters people see on my channel were characters we used to make prank calls with to work on them.

00:49:03.000 But you're talking about the women who go into these women's studies and they become fanatical. 0.99

00:49:10.000 You know, a couple of things there.

00:49:12.000 Is there any way to...

00:49:15.000 Do you think we're at a point where it's even possible to teach women's studies and not make fanatical feminists? 0.98

00:49:21.000 Do you think there's any opening there for people like you who are actual feminists to be a constant presence on campus? 1.00

00:49:28.000 Not just speakers.

00:49:30.000 Do you think that ship has sailed?

00:49:32.000 It's complicated because I'll make a few distinctions.

00:49:35.000 There are women's studies professors who are legitimate. 1.00

00:49:40.000 They teach women in literature.

00:49:42.000 They teach women in medieval Valencia.

00:49:46.000 They're specialists on women. 1.00

00:49:46.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:49:48.000 And they abide by the protocols of...

00:49:52.000 You know, professional historiography.

00:49:55.000 They are serious scholars.

00:49:57.000 However, they are accompanied by a sort of professional, not professional, but what I would call, you know, feminist theorists, experts on feminist theory. 0.97

00:50:07.000 What is feminist theory? 1.00

00:50:09.000 No one outside a little coterie of like-minded people takes it seriously.

00:50:15.000 It has not been properly evaluated.

00:50:18.000 And if you do try to evaluate it and you're outside the sisterhood, You're called a backlasher and a crank.

00:50:25.000 Crank?

00:50:25.000 Is that an actual term they use?

00:50:27.000 Crank?

00:50:27.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 I don't know.

00:50:29.000 I've never heard of the term backlasher. 0.96

00:50:30.000 Like, I always just get, if you have a penis, you can't have an opinion, so I don't hear the inside lady terms. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Oh, well, the inside, these are just words. 0.98

00:50:38.000 I don't know if there's a common, like, label, you know, like, like, you know, transphobe is a label or social justice word.

00:50:44.000 I don't know if, like, crank or backlasher was a hashtag for, like, people like you.

00:50:48.000 These are just the words.

00:50:49.000 They will use the word backlash.

00:50:51.000 For example, I was once speaking at Harvard, this was a few years back, and some young, I said it, I mentioned that dissident feminists like myself and their Camille Paglia There are others, Noreta Kortka, Katie Roife. 0.98

00:51:08.000 I said, we're not typically taught in the classroom.

00:51:11.000 And then the young woman said, oh yes, one of my professors put all your essays together in the library and we could go and look at it.

00:51:19.000 It was under the label Backlash.

00:51:21.000 Oh, there you go.

00:51:23.000 That's how they do it.

00:51:24.000 And then they shift it aside to make room for Naomi Wolf. 0.58

00:51:27.000 Yeah.

00:51:29.000 Naomi Wolf.

00:51:30.000 They still read her, I think.

00:51:32.000 It doesn't even matter.

00:51:35.000 It could be Naomi Wolf or it could be a scholar.

00:51:38.000 The scholars are ideologues, the feminist theorists. 0.97

00:51:42.000 And they are carried away.

00:51:45.000 With this false information about how America, you know, women live in a state of siege, it's almost as the better things get for women in the United States, the angrier they get. 1.00

00:51:56.000 And they will not admit that most of the things they fought for, not all, but most, those battles have been fought and won.

00:52:04.000 But they don't take yes for an answer.

00:52:06.000 Well, and the problem is now there's going to be backlash from a lot of young men because they've been vilified. 0.77

00:52:11.000 You can only say that they're, you know, only paint them as rapists and sexual predators. 0.74

00:52:15.000 And that was the point I made.

00:52:16.000 Listen, I don't know a single man, and if they are, they're in hiding. 0.95

00:52:20.000 No one in my circle of influence or friends who's like, by the way, I was raping this broad. 1.00

00:52:24.000 And they expect us to be like, yeah, that's Tuesday. 0.72

00:52:27.000 Every one of us.

00:52:28.000 Absolutely.

00:52:29.000 Men hate rapists as much as women, if not more.

00:52:35.000 Right.

00:52:35.000 If you find out that somebody attacked and harmed a woman, the instinct of most Americans, and people, I hope most everywhere, the instinct is...

00:52:48.000 To find that person, and we feel so angry and prey on...

00:52:53.000 It just seems it's a crime that is reviled.

00:52:57.000 Well, that was my instinct with you with the verbal assault, and then I was conflicted because I wasn't quite sure if it was a man or a woman verbally assaulting you, so I didn't know exactly what to feel.

00:53:06.000 And that was my dad's instinct.

00:53:09.000 And if you look at the comments, that's the vast majority of the male commenter's instinct, going, I don't even agree with her, but she seems so nice, like she could be my mom...

00:53:16.000 It just really, really disgusts me that they would treat her this way.

00:53:20.000 That's the mainstream reaction of men.

00:53:23.000 And by the way, I think that a lot of very nice men, they hear from their feminist teacher or their girlfriend about all these men that are doing these terrible things.

00:53:36.000 And they may think back and they remember they once knew someone.

00:53:39.000 And so they take it seriously.

00:53:42.000 But I urge all those young men to think about your friends.

00:53:47.000 Think about your father.

00:53:49.000 Think about your brothers.

00:53:51.000 Does that describe them?

00:53:54.000 Men, the average man in the United States does not want to attack or harm a girl.

00:54:01.000 They want to be their friends.

00:54:02.000 They like them. 0.99

00:54:04.000 Yes, and they want to have sexual relations with them. 1.00

00:54:08.000 They fall in love with them.

00:54:10.000 Yeah, well, I don't know at this point if just an advance with a woman is considered harassment.

00:54:18.000 It's so broadly defined.

00:54:19.000 And some of this is being driven.

00:54:21.000 What's happened is that we have this axis of intolerance.

00:54:25.000 You have the somewhat fanatical feminist theorists. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Then you have the students who become extra zealous.

00:54:33.000 But now they are empowered by administrators.

00:54:37.000 Who were given the go-ahead by both the Justice Department in the United States and the Department of Education.

00:54:45.000 So we have this propaganda campaign driving government policy, which is making the fanaticism on campus worse.

00:54:55.000 Eventually it's all going to fall down.

00:54:58.000 But it's very unfortunate.

00:55:00.000 And it's also unfortunate because there are victims of sexual violence on campus.

00:55:06.000 Most of the victims are off campus.

00:55:09.000 If you look at the best data we have, women in poor neighborhoods are at far greater risk than girls.

00:55:16.000 Yeah.

00:55:17.000 At universities, these prestigious colleges are- Anecdotally, because you're presenting the factual information, but anecdotally, I probably know four girls who claimed they were raped. 0.95

00:55:30.000 I know one person who was actually raped.

00:55:34.000 And it was devastating. 0.67

00:55:35.000 It was life-destroying. 0.63

00:55:36.000 And the other person, two of the other people, dated the guys again who they claimed raped them.

00:55:41.000 Now, does it mean it didn't happen?

00:55:43.000 No.

00:55:44.000 But if I'm going to put the Vegas betting odds on it, it was a very different reaction from someone who I knew was actually raped.

00:55:51.000 And that was what upset me, because I had met these other people beforehand, and when I found out this other person was actually raped, it was such a stark contrast, I thought, wow, it really belittles what you've gone through.

00:56:02.000 Well, there are young women now that if they have a drunken hookup and look back on it, they are encouraged to call that a rape. 0.90

00:56:10.000 My wife rapes me all the time then. 1.00

00:56:12.000 Every now and then we have too much wine when we go out for a steak dinner and listen, she takes the reins. 0.98

00:56:17.000 Well, it makes most of, well not most, but a lot of human intimacy becomes a crime.

00:56:17.000 That's right.

00:56:24.000 Yeah.

00:56:25.000 And why is it, again, at that point, reverse sexism isn't a thing.

00:56:30.000 That's a perfect example.

00:56:31.000 If both are drunk, why is one responsible for rape?

00:56:34.000 Unless it's predicated in the idea that men are stronger and more sexually predatory by nature, which they deny in the first place.

00:56:41.000 Exactly.

00:56:41.000 And I asked that very question.

00:56:43.000 I was once, a few years ago, in a debate at the University of Virginia with a law professor.

00:56:48.000 And she thought that sex under the influence of alcohol was, you know, a form of sexual assault. 0.53

00:56:55.000 I said, well, what if two people have had the same amount to drink and they have sex, would you say they raped each other? 0.91

00:57:01.000 And I thought that was a, you know, absurd. 0.98

00:57:04.000 She said, yes!

00:57:05.000 Ha ha ha!

00:57:06.000 Well, that's the problem with doing comedy on campus right now.

00:57:10.000 And you know what?

00:57:10.000 Even going back to that point, I knew a guy who, when we would go, you know, I was a senior, we were into, you know, either punk or hardcore, so we'd go down to the concert.

00:57:18.000 We knew a guy, and he was notorious for getting chicks drunk. 1.00

00:57:21.000 He wouldn't be as drunk and take advantage of them.

00:57:23.000 And we all hated that guy. 0.98

00:57:24.000 I watched that guy get the crap kicked out of him by someone's sister. 0.98

00:57:28.000 That does happen. 0.99

00:57:29.000 That is a problem.

00:57:30.000 That is wrong.

00:57:32.000 But they're tossed into the same pile.

00:57:33.000 The guy who goes out and deliberately gets women drunk to take advantage of them is put in the same pile as two people who had a couple extra drinks at the pub and realized they weren't attractive in the morning.

00:57:44.000 Right, but also keep in mind that a lot of women, as I recall, being in college, you would sometimes drink to lower your inhibitions so you could do crazy things. 1.00

00:57:55.000 I mean, I'm not speaking about myself, but kids did that.

00:57:57.000 I saw my friends would drink and so they'd be less inhibited.

00:58:02.000 I think that's a disclaimer.

00:58:03.000 I think you had a good time in college.

00:58:08.000 Actually, we didn't binge drink.

00:58:09.000 We did other things.

00:58:10.000 Yes, well, that's why you stuck around for your PhD, because you said, hmm, college allows for this kind of a lifestyle.

00:58:18.000 Ooh, bass mom became her screen name.

00:58:21.000 Trigglypuff.

00:58:23.000 No, not on Trigglypuff.

00:58:26.000 Good lord.

00:58:27.000 How much time do we have, Jared?

00:58:28.000 One minute.

00:58:29.000 Oh, one minute.

00:58:29.000 Okay, well, we don't have a whole bunch of time.

00:58:30.000 Well, I just want to review that...

00:58:34.000 For me, I'm still reeling about what we had.

00:58:37.000 I've been to many campuses and I think that was the most intense reaction.

00:58:41.000 Yeah, I think it was a boiling point.

00:58:44.000 We've had bomb threats.

00:58:45.000 Milo and I have appeared places there with bomb threats.

00:58:47.000 There was a threat to murder us with a machine gun.

00:58:51.000 And then, but somehow this was...

00:58:53.000 These liberals don't have access to machine guns.

00:58:55.000 Which they're handing out just in the backyard, by the way.

00:58:57.000 Oh, there's no way they can have a machine gun.

00:58:59.000 It is hard.

00:58:59.000 Believe me, I'm trying to get a license.

00:59:02.000 You have to go through a whole charade.

00:59:06.000 Okay, will you come back with us soon?

00:59:09.000 Will you come back on the program soon?

00:59:12.000 Oh, yes.

00:59:12.000 Okay, good.

00:59:12.000 Then I don't feel so bad leaving you high and dry, but we have Nick DiPaolo to get to next, another wildly offensive comedian, factual feminist, Christina Hoff Summers.

00:59:19.000 Thank you so much, and we need to have you back soon, like within the month.

00:59:23.000 Thank you.

00:59:24.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:59:25.000 Stay tuned.

00:59:25.000 Be nice.

00:59:26.000 For Lauder with Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson, taking you back to our on-the-field reporter, who will exhibit the utmost professionalism from here

00:59:56.000 forward, won't you, Jimmy?

00:59:57.000 Of course.

00:59:58.000 Of course.

00:59:59.000 Okay, Jimmy, you are in Flint, and you've been severely injured.

01:00:03.000 Oh, my God, I hear a car.

01:00:04.000 I think they're coming back.

01:00:05.000 Who's coming back, Jimmy?

01:00:07.000 The drive-by from earlier.

01:00:08.000 That's them.

01:00:09.000 Okay, be as aware of your surroundings, Jimmy, as you can.

01:00:13.000 What's happening?

01:00:14.000 Jimmy, what's happening?

01:00:15.000 Do your job, Jimmy.

01:00:16.000 What's happening?

01:00:17.000 I'm getting shot, Perry!

01:00:19.000 Okay, what do they look like? 0.99

01:00:20.000 I told you I don't have any eyes, you son of a...

01:00:23.000 Okay, Jimmy, this is very important.

01:00:24.000 As a field reporter, you need to use what you have available.

01:00:28.000 Can you tell me what kind of caliber these bullets penetrating your flesh feel like?

01:00:36.000 I don't know, Perry!

01:00:37.000 This is what we call making an inference.

01:00:39.000 It's required to make quick decisions on the field, Jimmy.

01:00:42.000 Go with your gut.

01:00:44.000 No, 9mm?

01:00:45.000 You just pick the most common caliber out there. 0.95

01:00:48.000 You're just a lazy reporter, Jimmy.

01:00:51.000 If it's so easy, why don't you come here and do it? 0.87

01:00:52.000 That kind of attitude's exactly why you found yourself removed from the Palm Beach assignment and assigned in Flint. 0.98

01:00:59.000 Why don't you take some time and think about that, Jimmy, while you're bleeding out, you self-important little pissant. 0.80

01:01:06.000 That was a surge of energy that just came through. 0.85

01:01:36.000 I'm big on the chi right now.

01:01:38.000 I saw that.

01:01:38.000 Positivity.

01:01:39.000 We don't have that much time.

01:01:40.000 We have to get to Nick DiPaolo after this.

01:01:42.000 I'm excited.

01:01:43.000 It's fangirling.

01:01:44.000 Don't do a Dave Coulier.

01:01:47.000 It's good stuff.

01:01:48.000 No, it's not.

01:01:49.000 It's never good stuff.

01:01:50.000 Never been good.

01:01:51.000 You want to break out your Bullwinkle impression?

01:01:56.000 So a few people were asking me.

01:01:57.000 Ben Shapiro and Milo Yiannopoulos got into it on Twitter.

01:02:00.000 I shouldn't say got into it.

01:02:02.000 I want to be neutral because I like both of them.

01:02:05.000 They were both scheduled to be on the very first live stream of this show.

01:02:07.000 And it didn't work.

01:02:09.000 Remember, it just didn't work.

01:02:10.000 We couldn't get them both on because we didn't have the right tools.

01:02:13.000 Yeah, we could get the same timing.

01:02:13.000 We just got them back to back.

01:02:14.000 By the way, we also just found out that Not Gay Jared, that there's a setting that we can change next week, so there should be far fewer complications as far as buffering for people on YouTube, right?

01:02:22.000 Yep, yep.

01:02:23.000 Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday!

01:02:27.000 That is, I don't know, it's just like, oh yeah, there's a setting here.

01:02:31.000 We won't have any more problems.

01:02:33.000 So we apologize if you're listening terrestrially.

01:02:35.000 Live video stream Thursday nights.

01:02:38.000 Milo Yiannopoulos, Ben Shapiro got into it on Twitter.

01:02:41.000 Didn't get into it.

01:02:41.000 Milo went after Ben.

01:02:42.000 That's been happening for a bit now.

01:02:44.000 And I like both of them.

01:02:45.000 I obviously performed with Milo.

01:02:46.000 As they were going back and forth on Twitter, I provided this show as an open platform for them both to debate.

01:02:54.000 And people are saying, well, it's not neutral because you don't like Trump.

01:02:56.000 Well, you know what?

01:02:57.000 That's true.

01:02:57.000 I don't like Trump.

01:02:58.000 But if you listen to my interview with Ben, I was a little contrarian on the Michelle Fields thing to try and be fair.

01:03:04.000 And the same thing with Milo.

01:03:06.000 I've worked with both of them.

01:03:07.000 I consider myself friends with both of them.

01:03:09.000 So I respect both of them.

01:03:10.000 And I think that there are far more pressing issues than trying to destroy other very valuable members of the conservative movement.

01:03:18.000 That being said, Ben Shapiro did accept.

01:03:20.000 And I don't know that Milo did.

01:03:23.000 To be fair, behind the scenes, you know, there are contract issues at play.

01:03:27.000 So I don't know.

01:03:28.000 I don't want to throw anyone under the bus or assume why.

01:03:31.000 Contract availability.

01:03:32.000 Ben's not tied down by that.

01:03:32.000 Right.

01:03:36.000 It depends on who you work for in this business.

01:03:38.000 So anyway, that's the standing offer.

01:03:41.000 They're always welcome to come and air their grievances, and I think it would be much more effective than going back and forth on Twitter.

01:03:45.000 Plus, it would be really entertaining.

01:03:47.000 It would be really entertaining.

01:03:48.000 We were going to do it a long time ago, while they were still more so friends.

01:03:52.000 And now, it's just, listen, they're both very good in their verticals.

01:03:57.000 Milo is a very entertaining provocateur.

01:04:00.000 He knows how to manipulate, not manipulate, he knows how to work media.

01:04:05.000 He understands the showmanship.

01:04:07.000 He's also, of course, very intelligent.

01:04:09.000 Ben Shapiro is a hyperly informed and...

01:04:15.000 I guess credentialed, you would say, lawyer.

01:04:18.000 Debater.

01:04:19.000 Debater.

01:04:19.000 That's kind of his thing.

01:04:21.000 Yeah.

01:04:22.000 So, they're both very good in what they do, and I think they both serve a role.

01:04:27.000 And Ben's also valuably Jew-y, which is helpful. 0.95

01:04:34.000 Sometimes Ben needs to, you know, I tell him, like, yeah, just turn down the Jew-ness, as Ricky Gervais said in, what was that movie? 0.96

01:04:40.000 Yeah.

01:04:41.000 For your consideration.

01:04:43.000 Okay, so I do want to talk about something.

01:04:45.000 There are so many stories to get to.

01:04:47.000 Oh my gosh.

01:04:48.000 And then we have to get to Nick DiPaolo.

01:04:49.000 So a couple things.

01:04:50.000 Target stock dropped over four points.

01:04:54.000 Albany, the hate crime member, we talked about that, was proven to be a hoax.

01:04:57.000 Those race-baiting broads have been indicted. 1.00

01:05:01.000 We had a story up there on Facebook, Censoring Conservatives.

01:05:04.000 I want to talk about something.

01:05:04.000 We know that.

01:05:05.000 This happened at a Walmart.

01:05:07.000 This video went viral of a woman berating a guy in a line in front of her using an EBT card.

01:05:12.000 Now, if you read the article, there's a lot of nuance there, and people just commented on the title, so I figured I'd expand upon this on the program.

01:05:19.000 Jared, let's roll that clip.

01:05:21.000 All right, there we go.

01:05:45.000 So, that is very telling.

01:05:46.000 Now, do I think she's a shrew and she's out of line for chewing on a guy in front of his kids? 0.99

01:05:50.000 Do I think he's out of line to be a full-grown man with kids wearing a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt? 0.89

01:05:50.000 Yes. 0.89

01:05:53.000 Yes.

01:05:54.000 Do I think that both of us...

01:05:56.000 Check yes for always.

01:05:57.000 But he was very telling.

01:05:57.000 Yes.

01:05:58.000 He goes on in that video.

01:05:59.000 It's at louderwithcrader.com.

01:06:00.000 He goes on to tell her, well, yeah, of course, of course, of course I'll take advantage of the system.

01:06:05.000 He says, vote Republican.

01:06:06.000 What does that mean?

01:06:07.000 Hey, if you don't like me taking your stuff, vote Republican.

01:06:10.000 Now, I wrote about this.

01:06:11.000 She's out of line. 0.83

01:06:12.000 He's out of line.

01:06:13.000 Let me get to the spirit of this, however.

01:06:16.000 There was a time where people felt shame taking stuff from other people.

01:06:19.000 There was a time where welfare was available.

01:06:21.000 Jimmy Braddock, you've seen probably Cinderella Man.

01:06:21.000 I talked about this.

01:06:23.000 It's a true story.

01:06:24.000 He took welfare.

01:06:25.000 He had to pass the hat.

01:06:26.000 He felt so ashamed about it.

01:06:28.000 Now, I'm not saying you should feel that ashamed about it.

01:06:31.000 There's somewhere in the middle, some shame is good, that he returned the welfare money when he was back on top.

01:06:35.000 This is an FDR, Irish Catholic, Democrat, New York, Jimmy Braddock.

01:06:41.000 He returned the welfare money.

01:06:42.000 The spirit is different if someone has helped done under luck versus this guy now, well, vote Republican, and you're not going to win, so I'm going to keep taking your stuff.

01:06:50.000 Someone asked me on Twitter.

01:06:51.000 This happened on Twitter today.

01:06:54.000 Well, I work 40 hours a week, and I take food stamps to pay for my kids.

01:06:59.000 Does that make me less of a man?

01:07:01.000 Yes.

01:07:04.000 Pretty much.

01:07:04.000 Yeah.

01:07:05.000 Now, why?

01:07:06.000 Well, one of the most masculine qualities, and certainly one of the most attractive qualities to members of the opposite sex, is the ability to provide. 0.97

01:07:13.000 Think about that for a second. 0.98

01:07:14.000 Men look for women with big boobs, with birthing hips. 1.00

01:07:17.000 They look for... 0.99

01:07:18.000 Why?

01:07:19.000 Lactation.

01:07:20.000 The ability to give them healthy offspring.

01:07:23.000 Men are sexually attracted to physical traits.

01:07:25.000 They're attracted to warmth.

01:07:27.000 They're attracted to a mothering nature. 1.00

01:07:29.000 Period.

01:07:29.000 That's reality.

01:07:30.000 Women are attracted to strength. 1.00

01:07:31.000 They're attracted to men who seem like they can provide, men who can take care of the flock.

01:07:36.000 That's why they like big muscles.

01:07:37.000 That's why they like confidence.

01:07:39.000 That's why they like people who are...

01:07:40.000 Funny is something generally, until you get into the whole cerebral comedians now, like, oh, oh, I'm just so miserable.

01:07:46.000 At one point, the guy who was funny was the guy in the room who could hold court.

01:07:49.000 Funny, confident, strong men.

01:07:51.000 That's what women like. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Not being able to provide and doing so pridefully is very unmasculine.

01:07:58.000 People got really mad.

01:07:59.000 Do you think it makes me less of a man for taking money?

01:08:01.000 Yes.

01:08:02.000 I think you probably shouldn't have those kids.

01:08:04.000 I think you should decide beforehand.

01:08:06.000 And then if you're there, I think you find a way.

01:08:08.000 And I think that if you do need to take a handout at some point, you do so quietly, and you do it for as short of a time as possible.

01:08:16.000 Am I wrong?

01:08:17.000 It's not that I'm not sympathetic.

01:08:17.000 Tweet me at S. Crowder.

01:08:19.000 Everyone needs help.

01:08:20.000 I understand that.

01:08:20.000 It is the spirit of, I'm just going to get mine.

01:08:23.000 By the way, people talk about, I need that help.

01:08:26.000 Why shouldn't I get that help?

01:08:27.000 Okay, I understand that.

01:08:28.000 But why should you take it from someone else who's working 60 hours a week and doesn't qualify for those benefits?

01:08:33.000 At some point, it's coming from somebody.

01:08:36.000 And you're just saying that it's more fair for you because you're less successful than the other guy who might be working more and putting in more effort.

01:08:44.000 So let's not confuse this with being mean and not being fair.

01:08:47.000 Someone's paying for it.

01:08:48.000 How is that fair?

01:08:49.000 We have to come back with Legendary.

01:08:51.000 We're going to do this.

01:08:52.000 This is happening.

01:08:54.000 Nick DiPaolo, Lauder with Crowder.

01:08:56.000 Stay tuned, or you're bad. 1.00

01:08:57.000 You suck! 1.00

01:08:58.000 In the year 2010... 1.00

01:09:16.000 Now remember, sweetheart, you can be whatever you want to be, so long as you put your mind to it.

01:09:22.000 Does that mean I could even be a boy?

01:09:24.000 Oh, dearest.

01:09:27.000 No, no, that wouldn't be sensible.

01:09:28.000 I'm talking real life.

01:09:30.000 The year 2016.

01:09:36.000 See, sweetheart, you can be whatever you want to be, so long as you put your mind to it.

01:09:40.000 Really?

01:09:41.000 Even a boy? 1.00

01:09:42.000 Here's a dick. 1.00

01:09:43.000 Here's a dick. 1.00

01:10:10.000 Well, I always say that, but okay, this is one... 0.99

01:10:12.000 Let me introduce this next guest.

01:10:14.000 Usually we give a lot of plugs.

01:10:16.000 Really obvious.

01:10:17.000 He has a tremendous podcast, the Nick DiPaolo podcast.

01:10:20.000 Follow him on Twitter at Nick DiPaolo, D-I-P-A-O-L-O. The funniest man alive.

01:10:26.000 For me, my opinion.

01:10:28.000 I think he is the funniest man walking planet Earth right now. 0.99

01:10:32.000 Nick, sorry for the borderline faggotry, fangirlism. 1.00

01:10:37.000 Are you there? 0.99

01:10:39.000 Yeah, that's a hell of an introduction.

01:10:41.000 There's no way to go but down.

01:10:42.000 Did you just say factotry?

01:10:44.000 You can say that on terrestrial radio?

01:10:45.000 No, we can't.

01:10:46.000 I can, because Not Gay Jared can edit it, so he can plan for it. 0.97

01:10:50.000 But you have to be on a short leash, because we've listened to your podcast.

01:10:56.000 Man, I mean, it's one of the...

01:10:57.000 I think we talked about this because, thank you, you played this rant that I did at UMass, and I was unbelievably flattered because of anything, you know, I was channeling people from whom I've grown up on, like you, and You've dealt with this since before I was born.

01:11:16.000 Do you feel like it has gotten worse recently?

01:11:19.000 I know you won't do college campuses, but even just in the last few years, because you're known for a guy who pisses people off.

01:11:25.000 That's kind of your brand.

01:11:28.000 I guess...

01:11:30.000 What pisses me off when somebody goes, I've been following you since before you were born.

01:11:35.000 That kind of...

01:11:35.000 Oh, come on now.

01:11:39.000 You're...

01:11:39.000 This is the thing.

01:11:41.000 You don't know with comedians, everything can get touchy.

01:11:44.000 Or who was it we had on who got furious?

01:11:45.000 The reception's bad here at the nursing home.

01:11:50.000 Well, you know...

01:11:51.000 My...

01:11:54.000 My polished, high-lit catheter is getting in the way of it.

01:11:57.000 Well, is it self-lubricating pocket catheter?

01:11:59.000 Because on AM radio, those sell like hotcakes.

01:12:02.000 I know.

01:12:03.000 I want to get the sample kit of catheters.

01:12:05.000 I heard you can make bonds out of half of them.

01:12:07.000 Yes.

01:12:08.000 I'm getting my cup read done.

01:12:09.000 I'm getting my cup read done with a door in it so I don't have to step over it.

01:12:13.000 But no, yeah, the PC, yeah, it's got progressively worse.

01:12:18.000 I mean, like I told you, I did stand up my first...

01:12:21.000 My first open mic gig was in 1987, and after probably my third time on stage, somebody goes, hey, you're kind of politically incorrect.

01:12:32.000 That's where it's headed, man.

01:12:34.000 You're in the right spot.

01:12:35.000 And even then, I said to the guy, I don't think so.

01:12:38.000 And it's going to get exponentially worse.

01:12:42.000 Well, yeah, I know.

01:12:46.000 I don't know.

01:12:47.000 You know what's funny?

01:12:48.000 We've talked about that.

01:12:49.000 Not to get off the comedy thing, but you know, most women didn't want the right to vote. 1.00

01:12:53.000 Did you know that?

01:12:55.000 Is that right?

01:12:56.000 Yeah, you know why?

01:12:57.000 Because back then to vote, you were a part of the draft.

01:13:00.000 Bucket duty was voluntary firefighter service.

01:13:02.000 So it was like 70-something, but despite what Meryl Streep will tell you in her academy-worthy performance, which they claim every single one is, most women did not want to vote because it was seen as a privilege that came with responsibilities and women didn't want it. 1.00

01:13:15.000 When I said that to the ticket holder, I remember at a movie theater in Sutton's Bay, she swore up and down I was lying to her until I brought it up on my phone.

01:13:23.000 100% true.

01:13:23.000 Well, how do we get...

01:13:24.000 How do we channel those women to today's women? 1.00

01:13:28.000 How do we get back to those times?

01:13:29.000 No, I'm just...

01:13:30.000 No, no, I think you're right, though.

01:13:32.000 Ann Coulter said something like, I don't know, if women weren't voting, if they didn't have the vote, Republicans would have won every election except for one since the Eisenhower administration or something like that. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Probably.

01:13:47.000 And I tell you what, I know Trump is not going to help Republicans with that right now.

01:13:53.000 That's kind of his Achilles heel.

01:13:55.000 But back to the comedy thing.

01:13:56.000 You know, it's funny you said that.

01:13:58.000 I would think that in 87 it was certainly more open.

01:14:03.000 That was part of my rant, right?

01:14:04.000 Even if you look at the hippies back then, they at least sort of tried to feign like they were fighting for free speech.

01:14:09.000 Kids on college campus right now...

01:14:11.000 You know, not only were they not even there for 9-11, Nick, so this is even for me, just a few years removed, it's just sort of been assumed, well, hate speech isn't acceptable, offensive speech isn't acceptable, it's not even an issue to them, it's just assumed, yeah, we have to limit speech.

01:14:26.000 So, I gotta imagine, from 87 to there, it's a stark contrast.

01:14:30.000 They weren't even around for 9-11.

01:14:32.000 With a view like that, it kind of makes me wish they were.

01:14:36.000 Third floor doing some banking.

01:14:40.000 In the sunglass hut?

01:14:42.000 Yeah, we're picking up a Jamba Juice.

01:14:47.000 Oh God, we're going to get letters.

01:14:49.000 Look, they've been brainwashed. 0.96

01:14:54.000 Back in 87, if you watch movies from the 80s, you can see the liberal jerk-offs who make film at work. 0.65

01:15:02.000 That's when it started to take over, the politically correct messages in movies.

01:15:07.000 Watch Philadelphia with Tom Hanks.

01:15:10.000 You want to see an attack on old white men? 0.97

01:15:15.000 And not to mention all those silly little romantic comedies that bloomed in the mid-80s. 0.99

01:15:22.000 Just watch the politically correct nonsense.

01:15:26.000 I'm sure it was happening before that.

01:15:28.000 I mean, Hollywood's always been liberal.

01:15:30.000 But that's when I even noticed, you know?

01:15:32.000 Well, I think you're right about the 80s because, right, Reagan...

01:15:35.000 Hollywood sort of fancies itself as anti-authoritarian, though.

01:15:38.000 Right now, you know, they are the man.

01:15:40.000 They're the media, they're the entertainment industry, and they have the White House.

01:15:43.000 And for several years, they had the House of Representatives.

01:15:45.000 I mean, they had the supermajority.

01:15:47.000 But, you know, in the 80s with Reagan, I think they had free rent.

01:15:50.000 Like, for example, it was Philadelphia, the AIDS thing.

01:15:52.000 It was never an epidemic.

01:15:53.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 It was never an epidemic. 0.96

01:15:55.000 That your chances of getting AIDS, unless you're shooting dirty needles and having gay orgies in a truck stall, are statistically less than 0% in the United States. 1.00

01:16:02.000 They always have been. 0.97

01:16:05.000 I said that.

01:16:06.000 I see a lot of unhealthy Haitian choreographers and a lot of rugged construction workers. 1.00

01:16:14.000 Haitian choreographers.

01:16:15.000 And I was making these jokes at the peak of, you know, this type of material that kept me doing radio in my basement the last few years.

01:16:22.000 But, uh...

01:16:23.000 No, I'm just so tired of it.

01:16:26.000 It doesn't even faze me now.

01:16:29.000 I just plow ahead. 0.98

01:16:32.000 I mean, Trump, look, I'm not a huge Trump fan and stuff, but he sort of won me over just with a set of balls on him.

01:16:41.000 I was half asleep on the couch, you know, six months ago when he started. 0.89

01:16:45.000 He was imitating that reporter from The New York Times, just a disabled guy or whatever.

01:16:50.000 And I almost fell off the couch laughing.

01:16:52.000 I don't know.

01:16:53.000 He's got my book.

01:16:54.000 Not that I want to make fun of, you know, physically challenged people.

01:16:58.000 I'm just saying.

01:16:58.000 Is that an endorsement?

01:17:01.000 Yeah, that's an endorsement.

01:17:02.000 This is precisely why, you know, unlike Nick, I've kind of been sucked into this political sphere, and he's really done more, say, more on the comedy side.

01:17:11.000 People are like, why don't you endorse someone?

01:17:12.000 Because of what you just heard.

01:17:14.000 There's so many quotes like that from me, they can trudge up, and they'll be like, did this man who played Spot the Transsexual on April 3rd endorse you, Mr.

01:17:24.000 Rubio, or whoever it is?

01:17:26.000 No, you know, it's fine.

01:17:27.000 I don't like Trump because I think, especially as comedians, you know, an authoritarian, a guy who's alluded to cracking down on free speech is a problem for guys like you and me.

01:17:35.000 And, you know, all of a sudden, if you don't like him, that's, you know, it's a problem.

01:17:39.000 But I like, like you said, the things that I don't like about him have nothing to do with the reasons the media hate him.

01:17:44.000 That he makes fun of somebody, or he says, build a wall, or he says, you know, buzz lips are a problem.

01:17:48.000 None of those things bother me.

01:17:51.000 Um, but it's the free speech issue.

01:17:53.000 I mean, as a comedian, does that make you a little uneasy when you see him talking about libel laws with the press and really just anyone he doesn't like, it seems, is the umbrella sort of definition?

01:18:02.000 Well, yeah, I mentioned that today on my podcast.

01:18:05.000 One of the things I don't like, he wears, like, two thin skins, you know? 1.00

01:18:09.000 Yeah.

01:18:09.000 But I think he would have a hell of a time to pass the most libel law.

01:18:13.000 Although, you know, who knows, he could pull an Obama and just pass whatever he wants and play King for a day.

01:18:18.000 Right.

01:18:18.000 Um, But just him, you know, just him saying that Hillary, if she was a guy, should be at 5%, that is, to me, that is so refreshing.

01:18:28.000 And just, I'm splashing around in it.

01:18:31.000 Like, you know, I just, it's just so refreshing. 0.99

01:18:34.000 I cannot wait like that's calling her fat and ugly. 1.00

01:18:37.000 I mean, I can't wait for this. 0.98

01:18:38.000 It's going to be like Godzilla vs Mighty Joe Young if she's not in jail. 1.00

01:18:43.000 Right.

01:18:44.000 Well, they could both be in some serious legal trouble.

01:18:46.000 Well, before November, I mean, they both have laws.

01:18:50.000 She has an indictment.

01:18:51.000 He has some big lawsuits, right? 0.99

01:18:52.000 Is Trump you and now raping a young girl? 0.97

01:18:54.000 I don't think it's true. 0.98

01:18:55.000 This is the first time, though, two presidential candidates could be either indicted or just facing a...

01:19:00.000 Best of America right there.

01:19:01.000 I can't believe it's come to this.

01:19:03.000 Did you just say rape? 0.69

01:19:05.000 Yeah, you haven't heard that? 0.99

01:19:07.000 He was like, this gang rape for an underage girl. 0.52

01:19:10.000 I don't think there's any truth to it, just like the Ted Cruz affairs, but there is a lawsuit right now on Trump for rape.

01:19:17.000 Yeah, and when did that surface?

01:19:19.000 Eight minutes ago?

01:19:20.000 Yeah, about a couple of days ago.

01:19:23.000 About eight minutes after we went at one in Indiana, did that come up?

01:19:26.000 No, it came up before Indiana.

01:19:27.000 I don't think it's true at all, but I try and be consistent.

01:19:31.000 Is she dragging around a mattress? 1.00

01:19:34.000 Right, yeah.

01:19:36.000 God, that was one of those.

01:19:37.000 Well, that's right.

01:19:37.000 You're in New York, and every time those come out, they're almost always verifiably proven false.

01:19:43.000 I can't believe we would have heard about this rape charge last year when he announced he was running.

01:19:48.000 What was the hesitation?

01:19:50.000 The lawsuit, I think, was just filed.

01:19:50.000 No, it just...

01:19:53.000 And that's why I do think it's politically motivated.

01:19:55.000 Absolutely.

01:19:56.000 Yeah, the timing, it's very odd, isn't it?

01:19:58.000 Yeah.

01:19:58.000 Well, that's the same thing with the Cruz affairs, which then, you know, went away.

01:20:03.000 Well, first of all, how can anybody... 0.89

01:20:05.000 Did anybody really believe there were chicks banging Ted Cruz other than his wife? 1.00

01:20:09.000 Well, I mean, look at Arnold.

01:20:11.000 I can't, I can't how much power he has.

01:20:13.000 Look at Arnold and who he picks.

01:20:15.000 Or Tiger Woods.

01:20:16.000 Like, sometimes it's not even about attraction.

01:20:17.000 Like, Arnold just, like, went with this lady who... 0.92

01:20:21.000 Like, one of the ugliest people ever. 0.87

01:20:23.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:24.000 No, I know. 0.99

01:20:25.000 But he's the ugly one. 0.99

01:20:26.000 Cruz in this equation. 0.99

01:20:29.000 Yeah?

01:20:30.000 I don't...

01:20:30.000 But men are usually...

01:20:31.000 But that would be even less, right?

01:20:33.000 Because women, as long as you're powerful. 1.00

01:20:34.000 Whereas with Arnold, he, like, went after...

01:20:36.000 No, that's what I'm saying.

01:20:37.000 His ugliness outdid his powerfulness.

01:20:40.000 I don't know.

01:20:41.000 I heard...

01:20:42.000 When I heard him and Carly Fiorino were running together, I go, as long as they're not sleeping together, I don't want to see that hybrid child. 1.00

01:20:48.000 Yeah, I know.

01:20:49.000 I don't think anyone does.

01:20:50.000 I actually think for, what is she, 65?

01:20:53.000 I have no idea.

01:20:54.000 She's certainly better looking than Hillary. 1.00

01:20:56.000 She stays more fit.

01:20:57.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:20:58.000 I'd tag her.

01:20:59.000 No doubt.

01:21:01.000 Well, it's funny you say it about Hillary because we wrote an article not long ago and we did the, you know, the Obama, the red and blue sign. 0.99

01:21:08.000 We put Hillary's face in there and we put it on a wall and it said, bitch, right underneath Hillary. 1.00

01:21:12.000 And the article was, bitch will become the new N-word. 1.00

01:21:16.000 Everyone said, well, you're just saying socialist because you want to say the N-word. 0.95

01:21:19.000 And when we released this, what was this, Jared, maybe eight months ago?

01:21:23.000 Even conservatives were, oh, I can't, were outraged.

01:21:25.000 And when we re-released it recently, same post, met to fanfare from both the right and the left.

01:21:30.000 So it's the same thing.

01:21:31.000 We just re-released it, and people were no longer offended.

01:21:34.000 No one likes her. 0.99

01:21:36.000 Do you feel that in the...

01:21:37.000 You know, you're more in the comedy club circuit still these days.

01:21:40.000 Do you feel, even with fellow comedians, like Hillary Clinton is kind of like their George Bush, where a lot of it is indefensible, and they're not really big fans.

01:21:48.000 They just feel they have to pull that lever?

01:21:52.000 I don't know.

01:21:53.000 I hang around my house by myself.

01:21:55.000 I don't like anybody in my business.

01:21:57.000 But I would never call Hillary to be with it.

01:22:00.000 I might drop a C on her. 1.00

01:22:02.000 Well, okay.

01:22:03.000 You're far more tasteful than I. There's a shift, though, even in the last few months.

01:22:03.000 All right.

01:22:10.000 And I don't know.

01:22:11.000 I think some of that is due to Trump.

01:22:13.000 And I think, like you said, there are a lot of people like you out there who are just tired.

01:22:17.000 You can only call people racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic as a new thing for so long until they go, all right, let's go with that.

01:22:23.000 And they're fine with it.

01:22:26.000 Well, Trump is...

01:22:27.000 Look, you can only trample on the working class for so long. 0.94

01:22:31.000 And they've been working class shifts.

01:22:33.000 And they've done it for 40 years in this country before they finally react.

01:22:36.000 And this is what you're watching with Trump getting all the support.

01:22:40.000 You know?

01:22:41.000 They finally strike back. 0.91

01:22:42.000 You can only piss on somebody for so long. 0.85

01:22:46.000 So... 0.98

01:22:46.000 It's refreshing. 0.98

01:22:48.000 I actually...

01:22:49.000 And like I said, a lot of Trump...

01:22:51.000 Even before he...

01:22:52.000 When I started to run, when I would see him on The Apprentice or on TV in an interview, I would go, how is this guy a billionaire? 0.91

01:23:00.000 He sounds like a bit of a dope.

01:23:02.000 That's what I used to say, but then he won me over with just going, hey, I don't have time for political correction.

01:23:08.000 And that's why he's doing as well as he did.

01:23:12.000 He's doing as well as he's doing.

01:23:13.000 That's what it's about.

01:23:14.000 It's about the culture.

01:23:16.000 It's about working class deaf white guys I'm tired of being called bigot and racist.

01:23:21.000 This is a reaction.

01:23:22.000 I hope it's not just a temporary one. 1.00

01:23:24.000 I hope it's a tsunami that overturns this crap. 0.99

01:23:28.000 I'm so sick of listening to Black Lives Matter. 1.00

01:23:32.000 On that note, we're going to bring you right back after the break because I wanted to talk about that.

01:23:37.000 Nick DiPaolo, stay tuned.

01:23:39.000 funniest man walking and now for Donald Trump unifies the GOP okay frankly his dad was there when they killed I don't know why I was talking about this.

01:24:07.000 His dad practically pulled the trigger.

01:24:09.000 He said it was a second shooter, okay?

01:24:10.000 I don't know this for a fact.

01:24:12.000 I'm pretty sure it's Ted Cruz's dad.

01:24:13.000 By the way, his wife, you see that face? 1.00

01:24:16.000 Look at that face.

01:24:17.000 Look at that face, Ted.

01:24:18.000 Look at the face of your wife, you know? 0.59

01:24:19.000 I can't believe the face.

01:24:21.000 Horrified.

01:24:22.000 This is terrible to face.

01:24:23.000 And the winner of the Indiana primary is Donald Trump.

01:24:26.000 Oh, that's great.

01:24:27.000 We're going to make America great again.

01:24:27.000 Thanks, voters.

01:24:28.000 Hey, Ted, we good?

01:24:30.000 When it's gonna party, we will party hard.

01:24:43.000 We'll be right back.

01:25:08.000 Alright, glad to be back with the next guest.

01:25:09.000 We have to play those silly bumper music, and I know for him he's like, ah, he's so used to doing all the morning shows where there's a toilet flush sound or something like that.

01:25:16.000 You're the comedians, you have to do this forever.

01:25:18.000 And we don't want to do that to him, but Nick DiPaolo, follow him on Twitter, Nick DiPaolo Podcast.

01:25:24.000 Whenever I see people sending screenshots and they're subscribed to me, they go, who else should I subscribe to?

01:25:29.000 Right away, we'll subscribe to Nick's thing.

01:25:31.000 Nick, thanks for being with us.

01:25:32.000 You mentioned Black Lives Matter before we went to the break.

01:25:35.000 This is a big shift.

01:25:36.000 When I was at, not UMass, before that, I was at Cal Poly, and we had bomb threats, and we had to have cops go through.

01:25:43.000 Black Lives Matter showed up, and in the paper, they fact-checked my jokes and asked me to check my privilege.

01:25:52.000 You have anything like that happen?

01:25:55.000 What?

01:25:57.000 Are you serious?

01:25:59.000 I'm absolutely serious.

01:26:00.000 And here's the thing.

01:26:00.000 You know, Nick, for all this stuff at UMass, we've sort of talked about this.

01:26:05.000 Were they outright protests?

01:26:06.000 At least you know where you're aiming, right?

01:26:08.000 But they come up and they were dead quiet and they had their phone on.

01:26:11.000 And every time I would make a joke...

01:26:12.000 Well, you can't see me, that's right, because you don't like the Skypes.

01:26:15.000 So every time I would make a joke, they would shake their head no, like five people in the front row, just to make everyone uncomfortable laughing.

01:26:23.000 And then they wrote in a paper that, I don't know, something I said wasn't accurate about black history, which it most likely was because it was a joke.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, this happens all the time.

01:26:32.000 And it happened in clubs before this, certainly in Canada, because they don't really have freedom of speech.

01:26:38.000 Do you think it's just college campuses?

01:26:41.000 I mean, you're big enough where you'll do kind of theaters on your own right now, so do you think...

01:26:44.000 Well, no, no.

01:26:45.000 I'm in clubs more than I am in theaters.

01:26:47.000 And yeah, it is college campuses.

01:26:49.000 I don't do college campuses.

01:26:51.000 I did one in Staten Island.

01:26:53.000 But, you know, Staten Island.

01:26:55.000 College in Staten Island, that's like...

01:26:57.000 I think it might have been...

01:26:58.000 I think it was DeVry.

01:27:00.000 No, I don't know what it was.

01:27:02.000 It was Phoenix?

01:27:04.000 Nobody complained, but...

01:27:06.000 No, I could never do that.

01:27:08.000 I would never go near a college camp with that type of dyke-long atmosphere. 1.00

01:27:13.000 Really?

01:27:13.000 We're answering to young black college students what we can and can't say?

01:27:17.000 Really?

01:27:18.000 Well, yeah.

01:27:20.000 I mean, you're white, so that's just kind of how it's supposed to be set up right now. 1.00

01:27:24.000 But even in comedy clubs, I mean, you have a lot of bookers.

01:27:28.000 Look, you have to be honest with black people. 0.60

01:27:32.000 This is a new generation of black people. 0.97

01:27:35.000 The black people my age like to know where you stand. 1.00

01:27:38.000 They like the crazy white comic who is speaking his mind. 0.99

01:27:42.000 I was just in Arlington, Virginia. 0.98

01:27:44.000 This past weekend, and it was a black guy right in the middle. 0.85

01:27:46.000 I mean, with a durag on and like a...

01:27:48.000 I think he was wearing a...

01:27:50.000 I was playing to him.

01:27:55.000 I was feeding off his energy the whole time.

01:27:57.000 He was laughing.

01:27:58.000 And the more honest I was being, the harder he was laughing.

01:28:01.000 He came up to me after the show.

01:28:03.000 Then he tweeted me.

01:28:04.000 And this is true.

01:28:06.000 In my 28 years of doing stand-up, I swear to God, I've had maybe 10 black people walk out because they, you know... 0.99

01:28:16.000 Right.

01:28:21.000 Yeah, I know.

01:28:22.000 They're the ones that get offended for the guy.

01:28:24.000 Though I have had people outright get...

01:28:26.000 Well, again, it's a generational thing. 0.90

01:28:28.000 Black people get ultra-sensitive with it. 1.00

01:28:29.000 I mean, what do you think someone like...

01:28:32.000 Obviously you can't speak for him, but you were so close, and a lot of you were with Patrice O'Neal.

01:28:35.000 He wasn't around for the Black Lives Matter, right? 0.99

01:28:38.000 And you were constantly ribbing each other on Tough Crowd. 0.96

01:28:40.000 It was constantly a racial joke, or you're a WAP, and you're a Jew. 0.98

01:28:44.000 What do you think you would have thought of Black Lives Matter?

01:28:48.000 He would have hated it.

01:28:49.000 He would have hated it, because like I just said, and some young kid, some young black homer came up to me like three months ago in a club here in New York.

01:28:57.000 I think he would say he was from Philly.

01:28:59.000 I mean like 22 years old.

01:29:01.000 And he comes up and he introduces himself and he goes, yo man, I met Patrice O'Neill a couple years ago and he said you were straight out gangster when it came to comedy.

01:29:13.000 I went, okay, I don't know what that means, but I'll take it.

01:29:17.000 I don't know what that means.

01:29:18.000 I don't know what that means.

01:29:19.000 I don't use Skype very often, Crowder. 0.97

01:29:21.000 I'll Google that later.

01:29:23.000 What he meant, I'm totally honest on stage, no matter who's sitting in the crowd.

01:29:28.000 But like, here's a good example, Hillary... 1.00

01:29:28.000 Right. 1.00

01:29:30.000 You know, at that black radio station saying that she had hot sauce. 0.92

01:29:34.000 Oh my gosh, we ran with that.

01:29:36.000 We had that on a loop like a morphine drip. 0.99

01:29:38.000 That's the best way to lose votes with black. 1.00

01:29:41.000 She was pandering. 0.99

01:29:42.000 Everybody in the room know it.

01:29:44.000 When they said, what are you carrying in your purse?

01:29:46.000 They would have had more respect for her if she said, well, thanks to your people, I carry Mace. 0.86

01:29:51.000 And they would have laughed their ass off. 0.97

01:29:55.000 And at least that's the black people I grew up with. 1.00

01:29:59.000 It's not the same, man.

01:30:00.000 It's not the same.

01:30:01.000 And the black people you grew up with, you know, they were right.

01:30:04.000 Their parents, if not them, you know, they at least understood the civil rights movement.

01:30:08.000 There was some kind of a struggle.

01:30:09.000 These kids have none of that, and they're more offended than ever.

01:30:13.000 That's the odd thing.

01:30:14.000 I think that, obviously not making an old joke because you're older than me, but people even just five years older than me.

01:30:22.000 The black people I grew up with, you know, Red Fox and Duke Ellington.

01:30:27.000 Yes, exactly.

01:30:28.000 Duke Ellington and Sammy Davis Jr., you know, people my age.

01:30:31.000 Well, you grew up with Bill Cosby, but that's because he was your babysitter.

01:30:34.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:30:35.000 These kids are offended by everything.

01:30:36.000 They have experienced nothing in the way of pain.

01:30:41.000 But you're absolutely right.

01:30:43.000 When you stay off college campuses, I wish you didn't, just because they need to hear what you have out there.

01:30:48.000 And I think there's an entire generation of kids who would love it, because they're tired of it too.

01:30:52.000 Again, they're the silent majority.

01:30:53.000 You have to understand this about UMass, right?

01:30:55.000 That was maybe, I've heard as low as 700, as high as 1,000, like 800 people in there.

01:31:00.000 It's 29,000 students.

01:31:02.000 Maybe 40 or 50 of them were disruptive and yelling, you know, like that Trigglypuff, how she's infamously known.

01:31:08.000 And they just screamed the loudest.

01:31:10.000 The other people were cheering and drowning them out.

01:31:12.000 I think you'd be surprised.

01:31:13.000 It's a horrible dynamic for comedy.

01:31:16.000 No, you can't do it.

01:31:17.000 Look, you guys are up there and we're going to have a panel discussion sitting down.

01:31:21.000 That's a whole different dynamic if you're up there trying to do an hour by yourself.

01:31:26.000 Unless they're policing the room and they're voting people, which they're not going to because then somebody will file a lawsuit on a college campus.

01:31:35.000 But you can't be a headliner and up there by yourself. 0.87

01:31:40.000 And have people yelling crap out.

01:31:42.000 You can, because you're Nick DiPaolo and you're wonderful. 0.97

01:31:46.000 Well, yeah, anybody can go up there and any comic who's been doing it as long as I have and just verbally destroy people who are ruining this show.

01:31:55.000 But that's not what the rest of the people...

01:31:57.000 No, exactly.

01:31:58.000 It's disrespectful to the audience.

01:32:01.000 You're right, but...

01:32:02.000 Okay, well, you know what?

01:32:03.000 Let's do a couple minutes on a web extended here, not gay, Jared, because I think Nick will be able to throw the leash off and people listening terrestrially can go to ladderwithcreder.com and hear this. 0.98

01:32:13.000 But Nick, stay right here.

01:32:14.000 Nick DiPaolo Podcast, everyone else.

01:32:15.000 Go online.

01:32:16.000 And now for Donald Trump unifies the GOP.

01:32:43.000 Okay, let's see.

01:32:44.000 Frankly, you got this guy, okay, Dr.

01:32:46.000 Ben Carson.

01:32:46.000 I don't even know if he's a doctor.

01:32:48.000 There's no degree for his doctor.

01:32:48.000 Okay, look, I'm trying to see.

01:32:50.000 The only thing, okay, truthfully, I think he's a doctor in is being pathological. 0.99

01:32:55.000 Okay, like a pedophile. 0.92

01:32:56.000 You can't cure pathological. 0.98

01:32:57.000 This guy, okay, Dr.

01:32:58.000 Ben Carson, nice guy. 1.00

01:32:59.000 He's a pedophile. 1.00

01:33:00.000 Okay, you know, he likes to screw little kids. 1.00

01:33:02.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:33:03.000 I would never say that about him.

01:33:04.000 That's what the kids are. 1.00

01:33:04.000 He's screwed. 1.00

01:33:05.000 They say, Dr. 1.00

01:33:05.000 That's what they say. 1.00

01:33:06.000 Ben Carson, all he does is, you know, he does the brain surgery, okay, truthfully. 0.99

01:33:11.000 And when he's not, he's screwing little kids. 0.96

01:33:12.000 And the winner of the Indiana primary is Donald Trump. 0.97

01:33:16.000 Thanks.

01:33:16.000 Ah, that's great.

01:33:16.000 This is a great victory for America, okay?

01:33:18.000 Hey, Dr.

01:33:19.000 Carson, all water under the bridge?

01:33:23.000 Oh, glad to be glad to be back.

01:33:50.000 That was Nick DiPaolo.

01:33:52.000 We have Gerald Morgan coming on after the next break.

01:33:57.000 So I did have to change my shirt.

01:33:59.000 That shirt that I was wearing earlier, producing with me in the studio, as always, is NotGayJared. 0.87

01:34:03.000 Follow him at NotGayJared on Twitter.

01:34:05.000 I fulfill my legal obligations.

01:34:06.000 The shirt had one of those.

01:34:06.000 Draw your own conclusions.

01:34:08.000 It wasn't a tag where it says the material.

01:34:11.000 And it was digging into me.

01:34:12.000 I had to take it off.

01:34:15.000 I wanted to be professional for the newer guests.

01:34:19.000 But now I just had to go and get into something comfortable.

01:34:22.000 That shirt was just...

01:34:23.000 And it was making the noise.

01:34:25.000 And I had to roll it up because it had the...

01:34:27.000 What's that?

01:34:28.000 We got a Skype call coming in.

01:34:31.000 Who's Skyping us?

01:34:34.000 It's Dean Cain.

01:34:36.000 Why is Dean Cain Skyping us?

01:34:39.000 Hey, Dean, are you there?

01:34:39.000 Hey, Dean.

01:34:40.000 Yeah.

01:34:41.000 Hey, good.

01:34:43.000 Hey, we're doing a show.

01:34:44.000 Can we call you back later?

01:34:45.000 Is that okay?

01:34:46.000 Are you hungry right now?

01:34:47.000 Because I want to go to Applebee's real quick.

01:34:49.000 I just want you to grab a quick bite to eat.

01:34:51.000 Because I'm starving, dude.

01:34:52.000 I am, but we're busy.

01:34:55.000 Tell him we're doing a show.

01:34:56.000 Hey, Dean, seriously.

01:34:58.000 Yeah, yeah, we're live, though.

01:34:59.000 We're actually live, so can we call you back later?

01:35:01.000 Tell him we're doing a show.

01:35:02.000 Just click it.

01:35:02.000 We're doing a show right now.

01:35:03.000 Hang up.

01:35:04.000 Sorry.

01:35:04.000 Bye.

01:35:09.000 How often does that happen?

01:35:09.000 I don't know.

01:35:11.000 Pretty often.

01:35:11.000 I saw him.

01:35:12.000 Didn't he visit you when you were in the hospital?

01:35:14.000 He did.

01:35:15.000 A lot of people don't know he got on the show because you knew him before we ever worked together on the show.

01:35:19.000 No, he won't stop.

01:35:21.000 Well, just make sure he knows it's a show.

01:35:21.000 He just keeps calling.

01:35:23.000 It's fine.

01:35:23.000 He's a good guy.

01:35:24.000 Hey, by the way, we had some polls out earlier.

01:35:27.000 Over 2,000 people have answered in less than an hour.

01:35:30.000 Trump versus Hillary.

01:35:31.000 48% have said Trump.

01:35:31.000 What are you doing?

01:35:33.000 Negligible.

01:35:34.000 3% said Hillary. 1.00

01:35:35.000 But 34% said third party.

01:35:38.000 And 15% said, fluoride in your tap, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation.

01:35:42.000 That's a valid option.

01:35:43.000 We need to stop putting those options on there because I think it's the results.

01:35:46.000 The fact that it's pretty close between Trump and third party, it's a scary thing.

01:35:51.000 The GOP may be done.

01:35:52.000 Well, I've seen a lot of people talking about, ever since we have Austin Peterson on last week, people talking, it's kind of a tempting option now they know a little bit more about him.

01:36:00.000 I mean, it's a protest vote.

01:36:02.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 It's not really going to go anywhere.

01:36:03.000 But it could, you know...

01:36:05.000 Down the line.

01:36:06.000 Right.

01:36:07.000 Push the bar a little bit.

01:36:08.000 Someone was asking me, one of our fans here on Twitter, asking me about the alt-right.

01:36:12.000 What is your opinion on it?

01:36:13.000 But we've talked about it before.

01:36:16.000 There are some good people and there are some bad people in every movement.

01:36:19.000 I think when you start getting to the point where you're emailing the Nazi propaganda to Ben Shapiro, you go from being a disturber to...

01:36:26.000 If your goal is offense...

01:36:28.000 Being offensive is a perfectly acceptable delivery mechanism.

01:36:31.000 This is what I've always said.

01:36:32.000 And obviously I've offended a lot of people.

01:36:34.000 I'm fine with that.

01:36:35.000 If your goal is offense in and of itself, it just means you're a hack.

01:36:40.000 And someone like Nick, who's one of the best comedians ever, would tell you that.

01:36:43.000 And he's as offensive as they come.

01:36:44.000 But you can find offensive people at an open mic.

01:36:47.000 So my whole thing with people online, trolls, I understand that it can be used very well and very effectively.

01:36:53.000 And I'm not morally against it.

01:36:55.000 But if your end goal is, did you see how much I offended that person?

01:36:58.000 And that's it?

01:36:59.000 I mean, you can do it, obviously.

01:37:01.000 I just don't have a lot of respect for you as a performance artist, as a comedian, as an activist.

01:37:06.000 You're just a hack.

01:37:07.000 Not saying the entire alt-right is that way.

01:37:09.000 One thing I will say is I really do appreciate our fans.

01:37:12.000 We have very loyal fans.

01:37:13.000 They go online.

01:37:14.000 They create the memes.

01:37:15.000 But we have a Pretty informed fan base.

01:37:18.000 I'm not worried about them trying to dox somebody.

01:37:21.000 They'll argue with people.

01:37:22.000 I mean, they've been blocked by people like Amy Schumer, kind of a PC principal, or Farty, and one of them, Chewbacca's lover.

01:37:29.000 I don't know which one was blocked by Amy.

01:37:31.000 One of them hasn't been blocked by Sean King and was upset by it.

01:37:35.000 They're smart.

01:37:36.000 And most of them petitioned to get me fired.

01:37:37.000 It's true.

01:37:38.000 So it's...

01:37:39.000 They're instigators, but they still have a semblance of humanity.

01:37:39.000 They're smart.

01:37:45.000 So we appreciate them.

01:37:46.000 And they make fun of us the most, to be honest.

01:37:47.000 You just most of all.

01:37:49.000 Speaking of making fun of people who may or may not be gay and we don't know where they stand, Caitlyn Jenner will be on the cover of Sports Illustrated, nude with an American flag, and Bruce Jenner's medals.

01:38:04.000 There you go.

01:38:06.000 Merry Christmas in America.

01:38:08.000 Came early.

01:38:09.000 First off, I don't know what they do with the airbrushing, the bits and pieces.

01:38:13.000 Nude.

01:38:13.000 No.

01:38:14.000 Is it doing the Buffalo Bell talk?

01:38:16.000 Maybe that's where you put the medals.

01:38:17.000 Cover them?

01:38:18.000 Tastefully.

01:38:19.000 Just a little tasteful nudity.

01:38:20.000 Kind of like you do with the old Greek statues and the leaf?

01:38:23.000 Yeah, with the little tasteful little Bruce Sander side boob. 0.71

01:38:27.000 Only that they are medals that Caitlyn Jenner never won. 0.96

01:38:31.000 This is what's so silly about it.

01:38:32.000 Caitlyn Jenner has the exact same amount, well less, of athletic accomplishments as I do. 0.92

01:38:39.000 Particularly if you play by the whole transgender, LGBTQ, AAIP, NA silent F rules, right? 0.99

01:38:45.000 This is a new person.

01:38:46.000 Bruce says, watch the show.

01:38:48.000 Watch the I Am Kate show.

01:38:50.000 You know, Bruce is someone I'll miss, and Bruce is someone in the past, but this is, you know, I'm Caitlin now.

01:38:55.000 I'm a whole new person.

01:38:57.000 Yes, you are!

01:38:58.000 You're a whole new person!

01:38:59.000 Well then, sorry, you don't get to carry over medals.

01:39:03.000 If I win a gold medal, I have the hiccups, if I win a gold medal, scare me.

01:39:09.000 I'm taking my clothes off.

01:39:11.000 Okay.

01:39:12.000 Well, hiccups are gone.

01:39:13.000 They're gone.

01:39:15.000 If I win gold medals, they don't go to Not Gay Jared. 0.58

01:39:18.000 Bruce Jenner wins medals, they don't go to Caitlyn Jenner.

01:39:20.000 This isn't about intolerance.

01:39:21.000 These are the same people who, by the way, will get absolutely furious and want to strip athletes of medals for using performance-enhancing drugs.

01:39:30.000 Well, let's do the reverse.

01:39:31.000 Do you think Caitlyn Jenner could win anything in any category under the hormone replacement therapy?

01:39:35.000 Not to mention the added weight.

01:39:37.000 I mean, you try to lean down as a decathlete, you're adding a couple of pounds of rubberized gelatinous...

01:39:45.000 Goo.

01:39:46.000 ...tit.

01:39:48.000 There's that, too?

01:39:48.000 Either word.

01:39:50.000 There's no way Caitlyn Jenner's winning any kind of an athletic endeavor.

01:39:53.000 There is no consistency whatsoever with the transgender thing.

01:39:58.000 And, you know, we never want to speak ill of former employers, of course.

01:40:01.000 But people were asking me about the PJTV thing.

01:40:03.000 And actually, there are a lot of great friends at PJTV. It just made me think about it because we were talking about the trans thing.

01:40:07.000 And it made me think about Wham!

01:40:09.000 and Fun Dip, who got furious for people who listened when the show started.

01:40:12.000 He was my producer.

01:40:14.000 And how mad he would get about the trans stuff.

01:40:16.000 And there was never any consistency.

01:40:17.000 There was never any consistency.

01:40:18.000 He was a perfect emblem of, you know, just you couldn't argue.

01:40:21.000 There was no logic.

01:40:22.000 Just, well, whatever people want, whatever they feel, whatever their soul says.

01:40:26.000 So now Caitlyn Jenner wants to steal Bruce Jenner's medals?

01:40:30.000 Don't you think it's kind of ironic that for a strong now feminist, she built all of her fame off the back of a man's talent? 0.99

01:40:37.000 And he built it off the back of whores. 1.00

01:40:41.000 Well, there you go. 1.00

01:40:42.000 His daughters. 0.99

01:40:43.000 Now, what do you mean whores? 1.00

01:40:44.000 I mean, they have sex on camera for money. 0.99

01:40:47.000 Yeah.

01:40:48.000 Well, I guess that's kind of valid.

01:40:52.000 People get mad all the time at that. 0.88

01:40:54.000 Like, you can't slut shame. 1.00

01:40:57.000 Are you a slut? 1.00

01:41:00.000 Maybe you should be shamed. 1.00

01:41:02.000 Oh.

01:41:04.000 I guess it's kind of self-induced, isn't it?

01:41:06.000 Do you feel bad about yourself?

01:41:07.000 I do, a little bit.

01:41:09.000 Your mom raised you very poorly.

01:41:09.000 Well, there you go.

01:41:11.000 Yeah.

01:41:12.000 Caitlyn Jenner, tweet me at S. Crowder, what do you think?

01:41:15.000 It's one of those deals where there is no logic to this issue.

01:41:18.000 And you want to talk about the social justice leftism, Trigglypuff?

01:41:21.000 By the way, I think we have the best video on Trigglypuff that the internet will see on Monday.

01:41:27.000 Not to tease you, but it might be Tuesday morning.

01:41:32.000 But I think you're going to look forward to it if you want more Trigglypuff.

01:41:35.000 I was talking about this.

01:41:36.000 Someone asked me, I don't remember who it was, recently this week saying, well, why do you think that they're also, you know, the transgender thing, the bathroom deal, Black Lives Matter, they're always very disruptive and pretty violent, you know, leftists, Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter, at our rally, yelling, cussing, swearing, whereas the tea party, they left places cleaner than they found them, whether you like it or not.

01:41:54.000 Generally, conservative protests have not been violent.

01:41:57.000 Conservative protests.

01:41:58.000 And it's something really simple.

01:42:01.000 Well, think about it for a second.

01:42:01.000 It kind of hit me.

01:42:03.000 Big government, socialism, the only way to make that work, when you boil it down, is through violent force.

01:42:11.000 Coercion.

01:42:11.000 That's the only way.

01:42:12.000 When people are saying, the People's Revolution, at least to be fair.

01:42:16.000 Well, how are you going to do it?

01:42:17.000 We're going to take their stuff.

01:42:18.000 What if they don't want to do that?

01:42:19.000 Well, we're going to force them.

01:42:20.000 What if they say, I'm not giving you 65% of what I've earned?

01:42:25.000 The real answer?

01:42:25.000 We're going to send in people who are armed to take it and put them in jail.

01:42:29.000 The real answer is, unlike capitalism, unlike free enterprise, which can only function through voluntary transaction, again, the tree...

01:42:39.000 Let's get to the center of this, right?

01:42:41.000 The tree trunk.

01:42:43.000 Gosh, I was like stump?

01:42:44.000 No, because that's a dead tree.

01:42:45.000 Tree trunk is violence.

01:42:48.000 That's the root of liberalism.

01:42:50.000 That's the root of socialism, communism, centralized government.

01:42:52.000 They can only take it through force.

01:42:54.000 So of course it stands to reason that the people who are protesting, who are out there getting what they want...

01:42:59.000 They're using the same technique that they believe government should do, which is take it by force.

01:43:03.000 You don't like someone else's speech?

01:43:05.000 Take it by force.

01:43:06.000 Keep your hands being on this campus!

01:43:08.000 Keep your hands being on this campus! 0.88

01:43:10.000 Shaking their little teacher arm fat.

01:43:13.000 Little? 0.83

01:43:15.000 Occupy Wall Street.

01:43:16.000 We believe the government should redistribute it.

01:43:18.000 Okay, well you're in the wrong part of Zuccotti Park here in New York.

01:43:21.000 I'm going to drop a deuce in someone else's tent.

01:43:25.000 The root of liberalism, people, at the end of the day, it can only be accomplished through violence.

01:43:31.000 That's the ultimate threat.

01:43:33.000 That's not necessary for capitalism.

01:43:36.000 What is necessary for capitalism, not talking crony capitalism, is a voluntary transaction.

01:43:41.000 The only way you succeed is if someone wants your goods, your product, your service.

01:43:45.000 And so when you think, when you go, okay, this is the trunk of the tree, the branches coming off, it makes sense that they're inherently more violent than conservatives.

01:43:51.000 That leftists are that way, that they throw these temper tantrums, that they throw rocks through windows, that they burn down cities.

01:43:57.000 Because at the end of the day, they're doing this because they want a system of government that effectively would have to do the same thing to accomplish what they want.

01:44:06.000 Anything.

01:44:06.000 Take your pick.

01:44:07.000 Anything that Bernie Sanders prompted.

01:44:09.000 Free college.

01:44:09.000 We're going to take the money.

01:44:11.000 We're going to take the money from the Cayman Islands!

01:44:14.000 How?

01:44:15.000 Eventually walked on the line.

01:44:18.000 Government force.

01:44:19.000 It's not peaceful.

01:44:21.000 For all the peaceful hippies that we love, man, at the end of the day, you are advocating forcibly taking other people's things that they have rightfully earned.

01:44:30.000 And we're going to do a video rebuttal on the Karl Marx video that has been circulating because he was trending today.

01:44:37.000 It is one of those things where I'm amazed that we're in a generation people actually praise Karl Marx.

01:44:42.000 I'm also amazed that Caitlyn Jenner apparently gets to take Bruce Jenner's medals.

01:44:46.000 A chick gets to take a guy's medal for winning a guy's division. 0.95

01:44:50.000 And if you say, hey, that's kind of weird, plus Caitlyn still has a pecker, it's hate speech.

01:44:56.000 Welcome to 2016, my friend.

01:44:58.000 Welcome to 2016.

01:44:59.000 So, if it seems like I'm not able to make sense of that, it's because I'm not.

01:45:04.000 If someone wants to come on the program and present a valid case as to Caitlyn Jenner's athletic accomplishments, I am all ears. 0.52

01:45:14.000 And boobs. 1.00

01:45:16.000 And wiener, because I can have all of them. 0.99

01:45:17.000 Gerald Morgan, rocket scientist doctor after the break.

01:45:20.000 Stay tuned.

01:45:20.000 break.

01:45:21.000 We'll see you next time.

01:45:35.000 I did not want to do this, but I had no other way.

01:45:40.000 Left with what I believe most Americans and their canine counterparts find to be unsatisfactory candidates for president, I would like to announce that I am beginning Hopper's exploratory committee for president.

01:45:56.000 My formal announcement of candidacy and policies will come in the following weeks, but I can tell you that a Hopper platform, without a doubt, will provide equal rights under the law for everyone and sardines and all the cheeses for all the peoples and dogs, but not the cats.

01:46:17.000 Also, I have very thorough plans for what to do with the current squirrel infestation.

01:46:23.000 I think you're going to like it.

01:46:25.000 Stay down, NKJ. 0.98

01:46:26.000 Stay down, NKJ. 0.98

01:46:51.000 So listen, it's free, you get to be entertained, and you can chime in.

01:46:54.000 Also, if you're following me on Twitter, you can send me your tweets and maybe you'll be lucky enough, and I mean lucky enough because I have a lot of followers, okay, that they call me the follower machine, to have your tweet to me, or not Gay Jared, included in our rockinest tweet of the week. 0.60

01:47:10.000 So follow me on Twitter, at escrowder, if not...

01:47:14.000 I don't want to say I have sights on your mother, but...

01:47:17.000 Oh, she's dead? 0.97

01:47:19.000 You're just saying that because I made a mom joke.

01:47:21.000 No, she's really dead? 0.75

01:47:22.000 Ed, well, you kind of walked into it.

01:47:24.000 I'm going to do the things that I want to do.

01:47:35.000 I ain't got a thing to prove to you.

01:47:39.000 I ain't gonna Alright, we're back with our guest.

01:47:49.000 That was very poor dancing to people watching in the video studio.

01:47:52.000 It's embarrassing for all of us.

01:47:53.000 It was, you know, the Muppet dance.

01:47:55.000 And this next guest is not a fan of the Muppets.

01:47:57.000 But he is a very accomplished neurosurgeon, rocket scientist.

01:48:03.000 I think he has three PhDs.

01:48:05.000 I heard four on the street.

01:48:05.000 Three now?

01:48:07.000 He could be four.

01:48:08.000 I think he might have added gender studies.

01:48:09.000 But he's a very learned man, and we are fortunate to be graced with his presence.

01:48:13.000 You can follow him at G. Morgan Jr.

01:48:16.000 Gerald Morgan, are you with us, sir?

01:48:17.000 I am, and in the immortal words of King Prawn, what'd you do?

01:48:21.000 What'd you do?

01:48:23.000 What'd you do?

01:48:24.000 Oh, that is...

01:48:26.000 Pepe the King Prawn is one...

01:48:27.000 Actually, that's right.

01:48:27.000 I converted Gerald.

01:48:28.000 He's one of the funniest characters in all of TV film.

01:48:34.000 Pepe the King Prawn.

01:48:35.000 And Gerald and I remember, I think we had a couple of beers one night and we were watching The Muppet Show.

01:48:39.000 So good.

01:48:40.000 It made it more interesting.

01:48:42.000 Yes, it made it more interesting.

01:48:43.000 So, okay, Gerald, you were chomping at the bit to come onto this program.

01:48:46.000 Usually you always, you ditch us, but the audience likes you because of the Trump situation.

01:48:51.000 You were pretty upset.

01:48:51.000 They haven't even seen him.

01:48:53.000 They've never seen him.

01:48:54.000 If they've seen him, they would really...

01:48:55.000 Well, you can cut to you if you're talking.

01:48:57.000 They would really be in for a treat if they could see him.

01:48:59.000 If they could see Gerald?

01:49:00.000 Yes.

01:49:00.000 Well, I'm just saying I have better pictures than the one on Twitter.

01:49:03.000 I mean, come on, really?

01:49:04.000 I think we know that.

01:49:05.000 The yellow shirt, like, yeah, it's on purpose.

01:49:07.000 Yes, it is absolutely on purpose.

01:49:07.000 I get it.

01:49:09.000 You're shaming me right now.

01:49:11.000 Your body's shaming me, and I don't like it.

01:49:12.000 Well, no.

01:49:14.000 You shame yourself, sir.

01:49:16.000 I did wear those clothes in public.

01:49:16.000 Ouch.

01:49:18.000 You did wear those clothes in public.

01:49:19.000 And you could, like, that's the thing.

01:49:20.000 It's like, look, it prevents chafing.

01:49:21.000 You and I both know you could put pants on over it.

01:49:22.000 This is a decision you've made, and now you have to live with the consequences and meet the Internet.

01:49:26.000 So you were upset this week with the Donald Trump Ted Cruz.

01:49:30.000 We obviously know that you don't like Donald Trump.

01:49:32.000 I don't know.

01:49:33.000 You often work late into the evening, so I don't know if you saw my statement early on.

01:49:36.000 The fact is, rules are rules.

01:49:38.000 And I don't like it, but I said, hey, you know, Donald Trump...

01:49:42.000 You won.

01:49:43.000 Congrats on the win.

01:49:44.000 And let's see where it goes.

01:49:45.000 Doesn't mean that I'm a fan, but I feel like we do have to accept the results if they go by the rules that we agreed to beforehand.

01:49:52.000 Where are you with this?

01:49:53.000 Yeah, it's like the convention's going to be the slow clap that never really takes off.

01:49:57.000 You know, there's going to be five people.

01:50:00.000 I don't know.

01:50:01.000 And nobody joins.

01:50:03.000 You know, maybe one other guy on the other side of the arena.

01:50:04.000 But I just, it wasn't, I mean, you and I kind of talked offline just a little bit about it.

01:50:10.000 You text me like, hey, you know, everybody's going to be pissed to some degree.

01:50:14.000 I think you're right.

01:50:14.000 The process is the process.

01:50:16.000 My problem is, Is just, and I hate to say that your listeners don't really fall into this category, but everybody else, if you're listening to this, turn it up really loud and maybe get a pen out. 1.00

01:50:28.000 We're stupid. 1.00

01:50:30.000 If we think that these people on both sides are the best that we've got, the very best options for the greatest country in the history of the world, For these two people to be our leaders, we are absolutely idiots. 1.00

01:50:45.000 And we will very quickly find out that we can't be idiots our entire life and expect to stay free. 1.00

01:50:52.000 It just does not happen. 1.00

01:50:54.000 History shows us over and over and over again.

01:50:57.000 Whenever we start to get high on ourselves and think that we've got it all figured out, And that we can put people into power that we like because they maybe talk to us like a game show host or somebody who skirts the law and gets away with it and we're like, well, cool, they keep getting away with it.

01:51:11.000 I guess I'll root for them.

01:51:12.000 Then we will quickly find out that our country comes to an end at some point.

01:51:17.000 It can't happen.

01:51:17.000 It never has happened in history and it won't happen for us.

01:51:20.000 Well, and it has to, like I said, but it sounds like you're saying at a certain point, like I said, if he got the delegates, he got the number, fine.

01:51:26.000 Or if it went to a contested convention, fine.

01:51:28.000 And here we are, other people dropped out.

01:51:30.000 I don't like it, just like I don't like the fact that the Vegas betting odds are overwhelmingly favor Hillary Clinton, but that's reality.

01:51:37.000 And that's why I have a problem with the Never Trump thing, even though long before Never Trump existed, long before a lot of these other AM radio hosts who were on board with Trump for ratings until they finally decided to pivot.

01:51:46.000 I said, I'm not going to vote for him.

01:51:48.000 I also don't believe in making sure it's Never Trump at the cost of the process and at the cost of the will of the people, even if they're wrong.

01:51:59.000 You and I have talked about this before in regards to other matters.

01:51:59.000 Absolutely.

01:52:02.000 Freedom is always messy, but it's always worth it.

01:52:05.000 So we get the people that the system gives us because it's more important that we adhere to the policies that we put forth in the system than it is that we go, oh wait, well I don't want Trump, so let's do something underhanded to get him out.

01:52:16.000 I've never been a fan of Trump.

01:52:18.000 Frankly, I never thought he'd make it fast.

01:52:21.000 Frankly, it's going to be huge.

01:52:24.000 Sorry, you do a better impersonation.

01:52:25.000 No, it's okay.

01:52:26.000 You can take the mic from me.

01:52:29.000 Listen, I've never been a fan either, but this is where we are.

01:52:32.000 This is where we're at.

01:52:33.000 That's the reason that I wanted to say a few things tonight.

01:52:36.000 We have to care.

01:52:37.000 We have to stop just living our lives in a way that really leaves us with people like this.

01:52:43.000 The only way that they can grab our attention is to say something offensive.

01:52:47.000 That's the only way that Trump grabs attention is by saying something that's offensive to the majority of people in the country, but we're such...

01:52:54.000 I don't know.

01:52:54.000 We're so tuned to entertainment that we retweet that stuff all over the place.

01:52:57.000 No, I don't think that's why, though.

01:52:58.000 Respectfully, I think you're wrong about that.

01:52:59.000 I think people are actually—they're refreshed.

01:53:02.000 And I like this about Trump, that he's not afraid to back something—he doesn't back something up because someone else says it's offensive.

01:53:08.000 And even though I disagree with his policies, I do think more people should tear a page from that book.

01:53:13.000 Saying build a wall shouldn't be offensive, and people say it's offensive.

01:53:16.000 No, I know.

01:53:17.000 It's not offensive. 0.98

01:53:18.000 What's offensive to say to people is like, yeah, you're all criminals and we're going to send you all home.

01:53:22.000 That's absolutely not true.

01:53:24.000 Well, no, not that.

01:53:24.000 Oh, no, absolutely.

01:53:26.000 What would be offensive to someone...

01:53:28.000 For example, I think, listen, handshake, congratulations politically from Ted Cruz, right, to Donald Trump.

01:53:33.000 But Ted Cruz, as a man, after Donald Trump insulted his wife's looks and said that his dad was involved with the shooting of JFK, he deserves to deliver an absolute...

01:53:45.000 Magnificent pecker punch to Donald Trump in payback.

01:53:48.000 And then, okay, let's move on to politics.

01:53:50.000 But personally, you don't shake and make up with a guy like that.

01:53:53.000 That's very different from a policy difference.

01:53:55.000 Well, personally, I thought we were better than the two candidates that it looks like we're going to be stuck with on one side and on the other.

01:54:01.000 I don't think Donald Trump is a serious candidate.

01:54:03.000 I really don't. 0.96

01:54:04.000 It just seems like he got in it and all of a sudden was popular and like, well, crap, now what do I do?

01:54:09.000 I guess I got to get a campaign staff together and do these things.

01:54:12.000 And he may end up being just fine as a president for a little while.

01:54:15.000 But if we consistently pick people like this to represent us, we're going to have a lot of problems.

01:54:20.000 And I just think that it's time for us to go, okay, this is our gut check moment here.

01:54:25.000 Donald Trump made it to be the Republican nominee.

01:54:25.000 Okay.

01:54:28.000 The problem is most people did.

01:54:29.000 Most people did, even in the Republican Party.

01:54:31.000 Most people did not vote for Donald Trump.

01:54:33.000 He didn't ever get anywhere near a majority.

01:54:35.000 No.

01:54:36.000 No, I know.

01:54:36.000 But the way the system is set up, we have to mobilize people to go out and actually vote for a solid candidate.

01:54:42.000 We don't do that right now.

01:54:43.000 We go for ratings people.

01:54:44.000 We go for the people that we see the most because we don't spend any time digging into who these people are.

01:54:48.000 You explain it a lot on your show.

01:54:50.000 On the podcast.

01:54:51.000 Well, we don't, but Ted Cruz and Carly Furin and Rubio screwed up, and they've been running it like it's a campaign in 1996, and they deserve to lose. 0.71

01:54:59.000 They deserve to lose.

01:55:01.000 No, we're going to have you back on after the break, and it pains me to say it, but I'm tired of all of their faces at this point.

01:55:07.000 People get exhausted, and it's because of the way these people have these incestuous advisors and strategists.

01:55:13.000 We'll talk more about it after the break.

01:55:15.000 Gerald Morgan, the most qualified guy on the show.

01:55:18.000 Stay tuned.

01:55:18.000 Tune later with Crowder.

01:55:19.000 Steven Crowder here.

01:55:33.000 Hey, Jared, what are you doing?

01:55:34.000 I'm just having trouble getting through this book.

01:55:36.000 That's because you can't read.

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01:56:32.000 Music And now for Donald Trump Unifies the GOP. Okay, listen, Casey, what is he even doing?

01:56:44.000 I don't even know.

01:56:45.000 The guy has no ratings, okay?

01:56:46.000 He has no polls.

01:56:47.000 The guy's won one state. 1.00

01:56:49.000 Okay, he's a loser. 0.98

01:56:50.000 Okay, listen, I would never say, the guy's got pockmarks, okay? 1.00

01:56:53.000 So many pockmarks.

01:56:55.000 You want a president, frankly, who has pockmarks like that?

01:56:57.000 He has pockmarks, okay? 0.95

01:56:59.000 And even his wife, nobody likes him.

01:57:01.000 In Ohio, his wife doesn't like him.

01:57:04.000 I'm not saying this.

01:57:04.000 This is what other people say.

01:57:05.000 I think John Kasich, you know, he's such a bad guy.

01:57:08.000 He can't win a single poll.

01:57:10.000 And the winner of the Indiana primary is Donald Trump.

01:57:13.000 Great news.

01:57:13.000 That's great.

01:57:14.000 We're going to make America great again.

01:57:16.000 Thank you for choosing me as your president.

01:57:18.000 Hey, Governor Kasich, I still ate your guts.

01:57:46.000 All right, glad to be back.

01:57:48.000 Before I bring on my next guest, I'm looking at some of the tweets.

01:57:51.000 A couple of things.

01:57:52.000 First, someone said, why aren't you a part of the Never Trump movement?

01:57:54.000 Isn't the sentiment the same?

01:57:56.000 No, I just explained it.

01:57:57.000 I probably will never vote Donald Trump.

01:57:59.000 Like I said, I reserve the right to change my mind if he surrounds himself with brilliant people.

01:58:01.000 I do not believe in the idea of Never Trump at the cost of integrity of the process and the party.

01:58:09.000 I am not Never Trump like some people right now believe in Never Trump, even if it means trotting out Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan.

01:58:16.000 I also think just being a joiner in a hashtag is kind of silly.

01:58:21.000 Sorry, and it's also why this show has consistently grown while other people have taken that divisive issue and not been reasonable.

01:58:27.000 Everyone knows where I stand on that.

01:58:28.000 Another one, Adam at Lunch Sack, Adam Anderson.

01:58:31.000 Thanks for tweeting me.

01:58:32.000 He goes, Vegas is overwhelmingly Clinton?

01:58:33.000 It's 60-40.

01:58:35.000 Checkpredictit.org.

01:58:36.000 Trump is the people's choice.

01:58:37.000 Give him some cred.

01:58:38.000 First off, 40% is not the people's choice.

01:58:41.000 Secondly, a 60-40 election is exactly what we would refer to as a landslide.

01:58:49.000 60-40 would be a landslide election.

01:58:51.000 Those are unbelievable odds, 60-40.

01:58:54.000 In politics, that is unreal.

01:58:56.000 I'm just getting frustrated with people who have no idea what they're talking about.

01:58:58.000 Even about five-point difference is huge.

01:59:00.000 In an election, that is monumental.

01:59:02.000 Bringing back, of course, at G. Morgan Jr., Gerald Morgan.

01:59:05.000 Gerald, is it me?

01:59:07.000 60-40 split, that means huge odds in Hillary's favor right now. 1.00

01:59:12.000 Thank you for reading those because you just proved my point. 1.00

01:59:15.000 Lots of morons out there who don't understand what's going on. 0.97

01:59:19.000 Well, no, the first one is asking to never Trump, but people, you know, there's a nuance there. 1.00

01:59:23.000 Well, they want you to have an untenable position.

01:59:24.000 It's not never Trump.

01:59:26.000 We want the system to survive more than we want to keep a bad guy like Trump out of office.

01:59:30.000 They don't understand that.

01:59:31.000 They're willing to sacrifice all of that, not understanding what will come next.

01:59:35.000 Get rid of this system.

01:59:35.000 Right.

01:59:36.000 Fine.

01:59:36.000 Then you have nothing.

01:59:37.000 Right. 1.00

01:59:37.000 They're idiots. 1.00

01:59:38.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:59:38.000 Both of those were idiots. 1.00

01:59:40.000 Right. 1.00

01:59:40.000 I love you guys. 1.00

01:59:41.000 I'm not saying you, I'm saying you in general, not specifically.

01:59:44.000 No, I just want to clarify my position.

01:59:46.000 I think it's entirely tenable and logical.

01:59:50.000 You don't have to like the results, but if you sign up for the rules, it was my same problem with Donald Trump and the delegates.

01:59:56.000 He benefited from the delegate game more than anyone, got proportionally far more delegates than he did votes, and then he complains when he loses.

02:00:04.000 What bothers me is the inconsistency from people on the left and the right.

02:00:09.000 And I've never been inconsistent.

02:00:10.000 I'm not changing my personal stance on Trump.

02:00:13.000 Right.

02:00:14.000 But you're branded as you are, because people want to yell and scream.

02:00:17.000 No, I'm not branded that way.

02:00:18.000 People are just asking these questions, which are hopefully clarified.

02:00:21.000 Listen, I clarified them three times.

02:00:24.000 Plus, hashtags are silly. 0.98

02:00:26.000 They're silly. 0.98

02:00:27.000 You see someone with a NeverTrump hashtag in their thing. 0.99

02:00:30.000 I'm sorry.

02:00:31.000 I understand it.

02:00:33.000 But at this point, at this point, why?

02:00:33.000 I understand supporting.

02:00:37.000 At this point, what does that mean, NeverTrump?

02:00:39.000 You're just not going to vote Trump?

02:00:40.000 Fine.

02:00:40.000 You don't need a hashtag.

02:00:41.000 At this point...

02:00:43.000 You want them to try out Paul Ryan or John Boehner?

02:00:44.000 I probably, I won't vote Trump unless he surrounds himself with geniuses.

02:00:47.000 I've said that.

02:00:48.000 I've been the most vocal opponent.

02:00:49.000 But right now, today, May 5th, if you're saying never Trump, what are you saying?

02:00:56.000 Exactly.

02:00:57.000 I think that's ultimately my point, too.

02:01:01.000 That there are people that are willing to just get rid of everything because they don't like the guy.

02:01:05.000 I don't like the guy, but he won.

02:01:07.000 He's the nominee.

02:01:09.000 There's no way around that.

02:01:10.000 He's going to get the number of delegates that he needs.

02:01:11.000 Case closed.

02:01:12.000 We move on, right?

02:01:13.000 We're probably looking at Hillary Donald Trump.

02:01:15.000 My problem is that I don't want to be in this position in four years and in eight years and in 12 years and in 16 years where we're like, well, gee, man, you know, like, right, a guy like Donald Trump, we never thought he'd be a reality TV star and come out and be a presidential candidate.

02:01:28.000 Who knew?

02:01:28.000 Right.

02:01:29.000 I'd kind of like to have good people out there, people like you said, We're good to go.

02:01:50.000 We've said before, the campaigns will never be the same after this.

02:01:53.000 They shouldn't be.

02:01:54.000 They shouldn't have been the same in this cycle.

02:01:56.000 They shouldn't have been the same a long time ago.

02:01:58.000 I'm just as frustrated. 1.00

02:01:59.000 Listen, this is not a policy issue, but I am just as frustrated with the GOP as Trump people are because they are so mind-numbingly stupid. 1.00

02:02:07.000 First off, I don't even understand. 1.00

02:02:08.000 How does Lindsey Graham, how does Mitch McConnell get to be in a position of power? 1.00

02:02:14.000 How do the GOP go, oh, this is a sound, yeah, we're good with it. 1.00

02:02:18.000 They're absolute morons. 1.00

02:02:21.000 Morons. 1.00

02:02:21.000 And Ted Cruz is brilliant when it comes to the Constitution. 1.00

02:02:23.000 When it comes to running a campaign, was good with the delegates.

02:02:25.000 He couldn't adapt fast enough at all.

02:02:26.000 These people are just, they deserve to lose.

02:02:29.000 They deserve, does it mean that Donald Trump deserved to win?

02:02:31.000 No, it's like watching one of those awful smoker fights where they're just, they're just clinging on to each other for dear life and their And one of them gets hauled on a stretcher and the other guy only won because one of them went into cardiac arrest because they couldn't get on a treadmill.

02:02:44.000 That was this election. 0.98

02:02:46.000 And I know everyone, it's popular to always bitch. 1.00

02:02:48.000 No one did a good job. 0.80

02:02:50.000 Trump did a good job with the campaigning.

02:02:52.000 But, I mean, we have to be fair there.

02:02:55.000 I know Gerald is too, but it's just...

02:02:56.000 He did a good job with very little understanding of how the campaign process works.

02:03:01.000 What does that tell you?

02:03:02.000 He understood people, and that's what he needed to understand.

02:03:05.000 And unfortunately, a presidential race and most of politics has turned into a popularity contest.

02:03:10.000 What happens in high school when you vote for class president and the most popular person wins?

02:03:15.000 They do nothing.

02:03:16.000 Same thing happens.

02:03:17.000 It carries over.

02:03:18.000 Or they promise you for extreme.

02:03:19.000 But you know what you're doing?

02:03:20.000 You're doing what I get upset with with conservatives and a host doing.

02:03:23.000 That's true.

02:03:24.000 So, adapt.

02:03:26.000 The animal that survives is not the strongest, it's not the fastest, it's the animal that adapts.

02:03:30.000 So yeah, you're right, that's true, but that's reality.

02:03:32.000 And the GOP's just been saying that and bitching about it.

02:03:34.000 But you know what?

02:03:35.000 Carly Fiorina, Ted Cruz, not only should have been back on this program, like I said, Adam Carolla, shows like Joe Rogan, Howard Stern, all these shows that conservatives don't like because of naughty language, they should have been doing that.

02:03:46.000 I agree.

02:03:47.000 And I'm just using those as an example, but the same thing, the way they would use social media, the way they would try and go into only the Christian white Bible belt type voter districts. 0.99

02:03:58.000 It's asinine, and I'm just as mad with them at this point. 0.98

02:04:01.000 We needed a little more drunk Ted Cruz at night tweeting for himself. 0.99

02:04:05.000 Yes, we did.

02:04:06.000 That's what the world needed.

02:04:08.000 Fed with a few bottles of scotch, handy.

02:04:10.000 Not a few bottles, Gerald. 0.98

02:04:11.000 You're trying to kill him? 0.82

02:04:12.000 No, handy. 0.54

02:04:13.000 I'd like to get a sip occasionally.

02:04:15.000 Come on.

02:04:15.000 You've got to have a stock.

02:04:17.000 You've got one glass hanging around.

02:04:18.000 He did say he was a scotch guy, which surprised me because I thought he was a Southern Baptist.

02:04:22.000 Picture this, though.

02:04:23.000 I was just tweeting about this earlier this week.

02:04:25.000 Trump's president, but we film every moment of it like the Truman Show and air it.

02:04:29.000 But he doesn't know.

02:04:30.000 He doesn't know.

02:04:31.000 He doesn't know.

02:04:32.000 We will see where those tweets come from.

02:04:33.000 I think that is highly illegal.

02:04:36.000 Alright, Gerald, what else did you want to get off your chest on this?

02:04:39.000 My chest?

02:04:40.000 I really wanted to mention that you should probably take your shirt off on air next time if you're going to change.

02:04:45.000 Just for the ladies. 0.99

02:04:47.000 It's not going to be for the ladies. 0.99

02:04:48.000 Believe me, if you look at our followership. 0.94

02:04:51.000 It's going to be for the not gay Jared fans. 0.97

02:04:54.000 Not gay guy over there. 1.00

02:04:54.000 Not gay guy. 1.00

02:04:55.000 We have a very strong gay libertarian conservative following.

02:04:55.000 Yeah.

02:04:59.000 So we're pretty grateful for that.

02:05:01.000 I think it's going to take us to high places.

02:05:03.000 Did all six of them find us?

02:05:04.000 It's a niche market.

02:05:06.000 It's a niche market.

02:05:07.000 It's growing.

02:05:08.000 But the t-shirts are coming.

02:05:09.000 Well, that's a perfect example, right? 0.74

02:05:10.000 There are plenty of gay people out there who are frustrated with it.

02:05:13.000 You know, I don't know why people like Ted Cruz and Carly Fearing weren't really focusing on the winning issues like the freedom of speech and the social justice left.

02:05:20.000 They don't get it.

02:05:21.000 They don't get it.

02:05:22.000 That that's a big issue right now.

02:05:23.000 That's a big winning issue if they focused on it.

02:05:25.000 And they never even talk about it.

02:05:27.000 One other thing I did want to say is don't vote third party.

02:05:27.000 I agree.

02:05:32.000 Make a choice.

02:05:33.000 Either choose to vote for the person that you want to win or choose to vote against them.

02:05:37.000 Right?

02:05:37.000 I mean, or choose to vote against the other person.

02:05:39.000 Make the choice.

02:05:40.000 Don't vote third party.

02:05:41.000 Third party basically just splits the vote.

02:05:43.000 And whoever, if you're a Republican and you vote third party, all you've done is split the vote.

02:05:47.000 It's not going to help anything.

02:05:48.000 You may have to suck it up.

02:05:50.000 At a certain point of protest vote, I'm not saying necessarily, but I like what Austin Peterson had to say on the show.

02:05:55.000 At a certain point when you are so not represented at all...

02:05:59.000 I'm not saying people should vote third party, but I think it's defensible, a protest vote at that point.

02:06:04.000 Well, here's why I would disagree with you.

02:06:05.000 Okay.

02:06:06.000 How about you show me that you wanted a protest before the vote came?

02:06:10.000 Maybe go out and do some.

02:06:11.000 Not you.

02:06:12.000 How about somebody who really wants to have a protest vote?

02:06:14.000 I'm going to vote for this third party candidate because I don't like this guy.

02:06:16.000 Why don't you get involved earlier on in the process?

02:06:19.000 Instead of coming to the game late and saying, well, I just don't like my options.

02:06:19.000 It's true.

02:06:22.000 You know, I'm going to cry about it on Twitter.

02:06:22.000 Right.

02:06:24.000 Go do something about it.

02:06:26.000 Then you can protest voting.

02:06:27.000 I'll be right there with you saying, yeah, absolutely.

02:06:28.000 You tried your hardest and nobody up there is good.

02:06:31.000 I think you're at a point, though, where they're going to be significant.

02:06:33.000 I mean, think about this right now.

02:06:35.000 The Democrats are more likely to go.

02:06:37.000 They're the ones who could go to a contested convention.

02:06:41.000 With a socialist.

02:06:42.000 Yes, yes.

02:06:45.000 Democratic Socialists!

02:06:46.000 Wait, what? 0.99

02:06:48.000 Well, you know there's got to be a lot of them too who would love Trump to be president just so they can't blame all the Hillary crap on Democrats. 0.98

02:06:54.000 Hold on real quick. 0.98

02:06:55.000 I'm just looking at Twitter.

02:06:56.000 Someone's asking if Nick DiPaolo was sleeping.

02:06:57.000 I read his tweets and his voice. 0.99

02:06:59.000 He says, I'm wide awake, jerk off! 0.99

02:07:02.000 I just love Nick DiPaolo. 0.99

02:07:03.000 He tweets exactly like it.

02:07:04.000 Yeah, the voice is great. 0.98

02:07:05.000 Hey, listen there, you little fascist, you know, I'm freaking wide awake over here.

02:07:12.000 Yeah, so I agree with you, Jill, but some people earn the right at this point if they felt like they've been really active and they've been snubbed. 0.94

02:07:18.000 This is different.

02:07:19.000 It is very different because of how personal it has been, and I don't think you can unify after this.

02:07:25.000 No.

02:07:26.000 I mean, it's going to be really hard to turn out solid Republican base on this.

02:07:30.000 You're not going to get a lot of guys who are going to vote for anybody else on the line to come out and really be excited about Trump.

02:07:36.000 I don't see it.

02:07:37.000 I mean, there's plenty of other people that are excited about him.

02:07:39.000 He could win.

02:07:40.000 I've seen the rallies.

02:07:40.000 I get it.

02:07:41.000 He could win.

02:07:42.000 He could?

02:07:43.000 Yeah, he could.

02:07:44.000 It's unlikely, but yeah, it's absolutely possible.

02:07:45.000 I reserve the right to never make a prediction again.

02:07:48.000 Well, yeah, you and Dick Morris.

02:07:50.000 I told you, I was like, Stephen, Stephen, calm down.

02:07:52.000 A couple of months from now, we're not even going to be talking Trump.

02:07:52.000 It's going to be fine.

02:07:55.000 Stephen, don't worry about it.

02:07:56.000 He won't make it to the top nine.

02:07:58.000 Oh, not the top five.

02:07:59.000 We know it's funny. 0.99

02:08:00.000 The top three, crap. 0.99

02:08:01.000 It's funny because of all the pro-Trump people. 0.99

02:08:03.000 When we have Milo on, he's saying, I don't get it.

02:08:04.000 But when you're on, I was saying, I think you're underestimating him.

02:08:08.000 Anyone who would come on with a view that even if I agree, they're going to think that I disagree with them just because I feel required to.

02:08:13.000 I hear so many softballs all the time on the radio.

02:08:16.000 People, you give a softball to Carly Fiorina. 0.99

02:08:18.000 I go, did you watch the same interview?

02:08:19.000 At that point, it was before the first debate, and I said, your tenure at HP was less than impressive.

02:08:24.000 How do you answer your critics?

02:08:26.000 Is there any more biting issue for Carly Fiorina? 1.00

02:08:29.000 Even after this week, people were joking on Twitter about how she joined the campaign just enough to lay off a bunch of people.

02:08:36.000 That's still the joke.

02:08:37.000 That's still the hit at Carly. 1.00

02:08:39.000 Right.

02:08:40.000 Yeah, absolutely.

02:08:40.000 That's still there.

02:08:41.000 I mean, with Senator Ted Cruz, I was like, you know, you just come across as out of touch.

02:08:45.000 Why don't you do this more?

02:08:47.000 It's the packaging.

02:08:48.000 Tweet for yourself.

02:08:49.000 We said that on air.

02:08:50.000 Tweet for yourself.

02:08:51.000 Yeah, I think you're right, Gerald, but I don't know where they go from here.

02:08:55.000 I think Donald Trump could win just because...

02:08:57.000 Here's the thing.

02:08:58.000 You hear a lot of other...

02:08:59.000 I don't listen to it often, but another conservative radio host saying, well, here we are, conservatives left without an option.

02:09:05.000 And that was the bitching segment. 1.00

02:09:06.000 And I'm going, hold on a second.

02:09:08.000 A lot of people don't care.

02:09:09.000 We are at a point where they just hear conservatism.

02:09:11.000 They go, yeah, because most of the country isn't conservative.

02:09:13.000 Our job is to convince people who are now they've taken the red pill.

02:09:17.000 The reason why you have is because these principles, constitutionalism, federalism, this is why they're important as opposed to just one guy.

02:09:26.000 So framing it as though, well, conservatives now.

02:09:29.000 No, no, no.

02:09:30.000 There are people who are willing to listen.

02:09:31.000 Trump is a step.

02:09:32.000 And I think there can be some convincing going on there.

02:09:34.000 And that's why I don't just want to boom, hashtag never Trump and shut the door on some of those people.

02:09:39.000 I agree.

02:09:41.000 I understand what you're saying.

02:09:42.000 I just think you're going to hear whatever he thinks it's going to take for him to get support.

02:09:47.000 I don't want to be lied to.

02:09:47.000 Of course.

02:09:49.000 I mean, if he's the guy he says he is, then stay that way.

02:09:52.000 Don't try to come and be this great unifier like your commercials in between the segments are talking about.

02:09:52.000 Right.

02:09:57.000 You're not going to unify us.

02:09:58.000 You meant exactly what you said.

02:09:59.000 Of course you meant that.

02:10:01.000 Otherwise, you wouldn't have said it.

02:10:02.000 Don't come back and kind of smooth it over and say, oh, we're going to make America great again together.

02:10:06.000 It's all of us together.

02:10:08.000 No, that's not what you ran on, so just be honest at least.

02:10:08.000 I understand what you're saying.

02:10:11.000 Right.

02:10:12.000 I agree with you.

02:10:13.000 It's going to be a clear war.

02:10:15.000 I want to hear his answer on the North Carolina trans issue now.

02:10:20.000 Trump's?

02:10:20.000 We know what he did before, but now with this gross violation.

02:10:24.000 And I love how all the media, the Trump media out there, just completely glossed her.

02:10:29.000 They just tried to bury that so fast.

02:10:30.000 Because they knew they couldn't switch positions.

02:10:32.000 Because they were all still pumping out trans bathroom stuff. 1.00

02:10:36.000 And then the next morning was Trump coming out and supporting North Carolina's social justice warrior law.

02:10:42.000 Okay, before we go, Gerald, what do you think about that, about the court saying, hey, North Carolina, you can't do that.

02:10:49.000 You have until Monday.

02:10:51.000 I'd say, come and get me.

02:10:53.000 Well, I think there are plenty of trainees who are willing to oblige.

02:10:58.000 Sign me up.

02:10:59.000 And there are boys and there are girls.

02:11:00.000 I was talking to a guy about, he's a super liberal.

02:11:03.000 I was talking to a buddy of mine tonight.

02:11:04.000 Ten seconds, go.

02:11:05.000 And he said, I was like, is there this problem that I wasn't aware of where all these people were being denied bathroom access?

02:11:10.000 If a girl walks into a guy's bathroom that looks like a guy, nobody's going to ask anything. 0.97

02:11:14.000 What was going on that was so bad that they had to do this?

02:11:16.000 I'm going to have some questions, but we have to go to the break.

02:11:18.000 Gerald Morgan Jr., thanks for being with us.

02:11:20.000 tune last segment oh my god is that the new the new mineral major Yeah, yeah, I know it's expensive, but you know, sometimes you have to just splurge.

02:11:20.000 Stay tuned.

02:11:49.000 It's better on my skin.

02:11:50.000 I know, I hurt right there.

02:11:53.000 What's that?

02:11:55.000 Is that?

02:11:56.000 It sounds like someone peeing standing around.

02:11:59.000 I think so.

02:11:59.000 Is that in a stall?

02:12:00.000 Hello, ladies. 1.00

02:12:14.000 Um, I don't think you're in the right place.

02:12:19.000 No, no, yeah, it's totally cool.

02:12:20.000 Uh, judge said so.

02:12:22.000 You know, civil rights and what have you. 0.98

02:12:23.000 Um, I don't think it works like...

02:12:27.000 Let me stop you right there. 0.98

02:12:28.000 I can tell you that it works exactly that way.

02:12:31.000 Don't...

02:12:33.000 Well, you know, I got the ACLU right here in my favorites.

02:12:36.000 I could just call them up and ask.

02:12:37.000 No, no, no, no.

02:12:38.000 I got them right here.

02:12:38.000 You sure?

02:12:39.000 No, no, that's fine.

02:12:40.000 That's fine.

02:12:40.000 You don't want to make national news?

02:12:41.000 You're good?

02:12:42.000 No, yeah, we're fine.

02:12:43.000 Larry.

02:12:44.000 Larry, right.

02:12:45.000 You know, I'm really glad to hear that because I'm about to go back in there and drop the Huxtables off at the pool.

02:12:50.000 Oh.

02:12:51.000 Is that...

02:12:52.000 Is that racist?

02:12:53.000 Uh, might be if I weren't a tranny, but that's a fight you want to pick?

02:12:56.000 No, no.

02:12:57.000 That's what I thought.

02:12:57.000 No, no, of course not.

02:12:58.000 Ladies, I have got to go. 0.96

02:12:59.000 Fair warning to any one of you who takes a stall next to me.

02:13:02.000 I take a particularly wide stance.

02:13:05.000 Okay, have a good one.

02:13:08.000 Was that?

02:13:09.000 I was thinking.

02:13:10.000 Was that Larry Craig?

02:13:11.000 Whoa, Jared, what are you doing? 0.99

02:13:26.000 Shoot bad guys. 0.99

02:13:27.000 AR-15. 1.00

02:13:27.000 With what? 1.00

02:13:28.000 Where'd you get it?

02:13:29.000 AR-15.com.

02:13:31.000 Oh, there's another one.

02:13:31.000 Kaboom!

02:13:32.000 You got him.

02:13:33.000 Yeah.

02:13:33.000 Thank God for AR-15.com.

02:13:35.000 They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web.

02:13:39.000 Oh no, there's another one.

02:13:41.000 You got him.

02:13:41.000 Kaboom!

02:13:43.000 Yeah.

02:13:43.000 With your what?

02:13:44.000 AR-15.

02:13:45.000 From where?

02:13:45.000 AR-15.com.

02:13:46.000 That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!

02:13:55.000 Thank you.

02:14:20.000 And we are back.

02:14:36.000 Final segment.

02:14:38.000 If you're watching the video cast, that dancing got really dark.

02:14:42.000 Really dark.

02:14:43.000 It's a new dance, we call it.

02:14:45.000 It's called the Leo.

02:14:46.000 Dance of the Dead.

02:14:47.000 It's called the Leonardo DiCaprio.

02:14:49.000 For those of you who didn't listen to the podcast, and no one did, a long time ago, when we did that whole Titanic-themed podcast.

02:14:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:14:58.000 I was always amazed in Titanic when she was the greatest love story ever told and she was annoyed by his frozen corpse and a life raft and just...

02:15:08.000 Tossed him out of shark bait.

02:15:13.000 I can't imagine doing that to my wife.

02:15:16.000 I can imagine doing it to you.

02:15:18.000 Yes.

02:15:18.000 I can picture that.

02:15:19.000 I can imagine doing it to you.

02:15:20.000 I don't want C. diff on my life hut.

02:15:24.000 I don't know.

02:15:25.000 I just remember thinking that there are so many things wrong with that movie or The Notebook. 0.93

02:15:30.000 It's pornography for women. 1.00

02:15:31.000 What was that movie? 0.96

02:15:33.000 The one with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson.

02:15:36.000 Scarlett Johansson!

02:15:39.000 If she walked into your bathroom... 1.00

02:15:41.000 Scarlett Johansson slash Lordevator.

02:15:43.000 If she walked into your bathroom and you just heard her voice in the stall next, you'd be calling your senator. 0.97

02:15:43.000 Yes. 0.97

02:15:47.000 Oh, yeah.

02:15:49.000 Oh, yeah.

02:15:51.000 My cuckabee, come save me. 0.64

02:15:53.000 I shouldn't have ordered the Thai food.

02:15:55.000 Oh, no.

02:15:56.000 Hey.

02:15:57.000 Oh, you're Scarlett Johansson.

02:15:58.000 Yeah, who'd you think it was?

02:16:01.000 Shia LaBeouf?

02:16:02.000 I don't know.

02:16:04.000 Ugh.

02:16:06.000 By the way, another story where we were talking about it, parents supporting this six-year-old is going into class as a transgender.

02:16:13.000 And, you know, I saw this story and it just sort of came out at me, the idea of, and I hate to do the whole common sense thing, but since when do we allow children, small children, to make permanent decisions regarding their sexuality, orientation, or gender fluidity?

02:16:28.000 Yeah, we'd all have them to pick their career to the, like, what, 17?

02:16:32.000 But here, decide your gender right, that's six. 0.99

02:16:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:16:34.000 Most of them can't do that right.

02:16:36.000 No.

02:16:38.000 And here we are.

02:16:39.000 The Albany thing was a hate crime.

02:16:41.000 The hate crime Albany story was a hoax.

02:16:43.000 We have that up on the website.

02:16:44.000 You have to go check that out.

02:16:45.000 They've been indicted.

02:16:46.000 So much stuff just happened this week.

02:16:48.000 Feminists were furious about attractive cheerleaders. 1.00

02:16:51.000 I don't know if you saw this.

02:16:51.000 This was another story.

02:16:52.000 They were mad that cheerleaders are attractive. 1.00

02:16:54.000 They apparently want cheerleaders to look like Trigglypuff. 1.00

02:16:57.000 There was a black racist in South Africa who bragged about making a white waitress cry. 0.95

02:17:02.000 I don't want to do this. 0.93

02:17:04.000 I'm just saying there are so many stories we wanted to get to.

02:17:07.000 We need to get this show going more than once a week at this point.

02:17:12.000 I'm going to do a video on Karl Marx.

02:17:13.000 I want to sort of talk about this here before we...

02:17:19.000 Before we release the video, something that is...

02:17:22.000 This is mainstream.

02:17:23.000 Your little brother was the one who sent me this video.

02:17:26.000 He said, hey, could you rebut this?

02:17:28.000 Because it's being shown in all my classes.

02:17:30.000 And he's like 14.

02:17:31.000 Yeah, he's 14.

02:17:32.000 He's hilarious, by the way.

02:17:33.000 One of the biggest smart alex there is.

02:17:34.000 And it's this Karl Marx video.

02:17:35.000 It has over a million plays.

02:17:38.000 And the guy is clearly in the pocket for Karl Marx.

02:17:41.000 And at one point he talks about how Karl Marx believed that profit for corporations was theft.

02:17:46.000 Theft from the worker.

02:17:48.000 And...

02:17:49.000 It's funny when you think about that.

02:17:50.000 We are at a point where that's no different from what Bernie people believe.

02:17:53.000 I'm not saying they're communists, but it's no different.

02:17:56.000 They believe that it's theft for corporations to have, I guess, sort of unfair profit margins.

02:18:03.000 So we think it's theft for corporations or a business owner to make a profit, but not actual theft.

02:18:09.000 Because what does the government do?

02:18:12.000 They step in, they say, we're taking your money.

02:18:16.000 No.

02:18:17.000 Here are men with guns.

02:18:18.000 We're taking your money.

02:18:20.000 That's actual theft.

02:18:21.000 So a business owner who's created, I don't know, the Big Mac, and the family is now a billionaire, or Walmart, where your deodorant prices went down 72%, and you shop there.

02:18:31.000 That's theft.

02:18:32.000 Taking their stuff isn't theft.

02:18:34.000 That's where we are.

02:18:35.000 That's what a lot of people believe at this point.

02:18:38.000 They believe...

02:18:39.000 This is what's so hard with a generation.

02:18:40.000 And with this election, too, you have a lot of people, obviously, on the Trump side, still just purely voting in their own self-interest, saying, well, it's not about principles now.

02:18:47.000 I'm just going to vote in my own self-interest.

02:18:48.000 And that's okay.

02:18:50.000 You can only take that so far before it changes, before the kids you have and the demographics change a little bit and the next person votes in their own self-interest.

02:18:50.000 Protectionism.

02:18:58.000 And then they mob you.

02:19:00.000 That's the order of these things.

02:19:03.000 That's where they go.

02:19:04.000 Um...

02:19:07.000 Good example.

02:19:08.000 Things that leftists really hate, right?

02:19:09.000 They really hate...

02:19:10.000 We were talking about this earlier, socialism.

02:19:12.000 Leftists hate big corporations, big banks, right?

02:19:16.000 We hate big banks.

02:19:17.000 Well, listen, so do I. I hate big banks.

02:19:19.000 But let's walk this down the logic trail.

02:19:21.000 The only reason that those big banks can continue to be big banks or monopolies is because of the people you really hate, right?

02:19:27.000 The corrupt politicians.

02:19:28.000 Karl Marx acknowledged there's corruption in any kind of a hierarchy.

02:19:31.000 So, big banks continue to be big banks because of a never-ending supply of bailout funds from big government, big politicians, whom you hate, right?

02:19:39.000 So what happens under communism or socialism?

02:19:43.000 That big government bailing out the big bank, who you hate, who you don't trust?

02:19:47.000 They now are the bank.

02:19:49.000 And they're your only bank.

02:19:52.000 It's one of those great ironies that is lost, and I think it's lost on a lot of people when it comes to the Trump side, certainly to the Bernie side.

02:19:59.000 I think that's why there's a lot of crossover.

02:20:01.000 We've looked at our analytics.

02:20:03.000 It is a stunning number at how many people who are either Trump or Bernie. 0.95

02:20:07.000 At first glance, you go, that's silly.

02:20:08.000 There's no way. 0.89

02:20:08.000 No, there is a way. 0.89

02:20:09.000 We can see people coming in.

02:20:12.000 Of course, we have all the comments and people going, I just want someone who's independent, Bernie or Trump.

02:20:16.000 People going from Ron Paul to Bernie.

02:20:18.000 At a certain point, and I understand, listen, a lot of people aren't on board with principled conservatism.

02:20:22.000 I get it.

02:20:23.000 And that's why we don't assume that you are.

02:20:25.000 But at a certain point for you, regardless of how I'm presenting it, principles have to come into play somewhat.

02:20:33.000 At some point.

02:20:35.000 Every system of government can't be subjective to the populace's any whim.

02:20:41.000 At some point you have to decide either an appropriate role of government or what it is that you believe.

02:20:46.000 If you're angry with banks, why?

02:20:48.000 If you're angry with the GOP, why?

02:20:52.000 If you're angry at Mitch McConnell, why?

02:20:54.000 If you don't want to vote Donald Trump, why?

02:20:56.000 Third party, why?

02:20:58.000 We try to answer those questions, and sometimes I'm not as clear as I wish I could be.

02:21:02.000 I hope we were on the situation with Trump tonight.

02:21:04.000 I certainly hope that we were on the Bruce Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner getting medals on Sports Illustrated, tucking front tail like Buffalo Bill.

02:21:12.000 But if you are going to get mad or vote...

02:21:16.000 You need to ask yourself, and you need to be able to answer publicly why.

02:21:21.000 Anger in itself is not enough, just like I was talking about.

02:21:24.000 Being offensive in and of itself is not enough.

02:21:26.000 There's nothing wrong with being angry.

02:21:27.000 There's nothing wrong with being offensive.

02:21:30.000 If it is a means to an end, if there is a goal, simply being angry or offensive for its sake, you're not accomplishing anything.

02:21:37.000 We'll talk to you next week.

02:21:38.000 Think about it, or don't.

Louder with Crowder - May 07, 2016

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